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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>One thousand dollars up for grabs.

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<v Speaker 3>Three ways you can win the money and share your stories,

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<v Speaker 3>unusual dates you've been on, Things that old people love?

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<v Speaker 2>And what happened on your school trip? Good morning, Olie,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're good?

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<v Speaker 3>Oni, welcome to show. You had a good week? And

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<v Speaker 3>which one are you calling in?

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<v Speaker 2>About?

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<v Speaker 4>What old people love?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What do old people love?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I do a lot of work in people's homes, and

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<v Speaker 4>I do a lot of elderly and I always find

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<v Speaker 4>they love bridge magnets.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the accumulation of them? You like tons of them?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, their bridges are just chokers. They're full of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe because you've lived a long and successful life, you

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<v Speaker 5>get the more magnets.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's just adds up over the decades, right, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>are you right?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking of my grandparents and their fridge head so magic.

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<v Speaker 3>They use the magnets for healing when we're not there.

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<v Speaker 3>They're placing them on on authoritic joints.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they've always got like the magnet for the doctor

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<v Speaker 4>or a trade. I guess it's a good reminder of

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<v Speaker 4>another thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I always, yeah, I always if I got away overseas,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll always buy a magnet from my grandparent.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on shaved ground, mother. Do you think they love

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<v Speaker 2>as a coaster as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you don't put that you don't even think about

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<v Speaker 3>putting that drink down on bear wood that coaster like

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<v Speaker 3>they're on you with the coaster.

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<v Speaker 2>OI, thank you very much, you killed mate. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>good weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you to sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm heading the fifty. Is that what you call

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<v Speaker 2>someone like me, sir? An older person?

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<v Speaker 5>You probably have a pretty sizable magnet collection yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole Nicole, good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good Nicole, and I hope you're well. And uh,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you calling it about? Which one?

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<v Speaker 2>School trips?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling about school trip? Yes, So we went on

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<v Speaker 1>school trip and there was a two seater wing thing

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<v Speaker 1>that sort of went up in the air. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a person at the bottom, person at the top, and

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<v Speaker 1>as the person came down from the top, the chair

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<v Speaker 1>actually spun on an axle. Yep, And I didn't tie

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<v Speaker 1>my hair up, and as I was the chair was

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<v Speaker 1>coming down, it started swinging and my hair started raveling

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<v Speaker 1>and the next thing I know, I'm screaming. So they

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<v Speaker 1>had to stop it. And as they stopped it, they

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<v Speaker 1>stopped it as the hair was right against my scalpe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And they had to cut it, like, cut me free

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<v Speaker 1>with scissors. So I walked around the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>school camp with a great big bull patch.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically like a month. Yes, Fryer, Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 2>sounds agony.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it wasn't fun.

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<v Speaker 5>How long did it take to grow back?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>It took a good twelve months to go back.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you like school photos? You put a little

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<v Speaker 2>wig on there? Or what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Luckily it was kind of mid You.

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<v Speaker 3>Can do a comb over.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, it was a comb over and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>hat and school photos had already been done.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole, funny story. Have a lovely weekend, you too, Thank you. Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Matt, Good morning, Christian Things old people love

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<v Speaker 4>My My wife's grandmother was in love with Murder, she wrote,

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<v Speaker 4>and so much so that she would watch it all

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<v Speaker 4>day long, and as she her memory faded, she changed

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<v Speaker 4>channels on Foxtail to the Foxtail Plus two channel, and

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<v Speaker 4>the same episode was sad again, and she'd go, oh good,

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<v Speaker 4>this is nice, and she'd rewatch the next.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode of episode. Oh I think I know who the

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<v Speaker 2>killer is. To put some money on this.

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<v Speaker 4>She loved it so much so that in the end

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<v Speaker 4>we win. Then finally passed away. A couple of years ago,

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<v Speaker 4>we played the same music to open.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>What a great thing to do. She would have loved that.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet I got a smile at a sad occasion

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<v Speaker 3>as well. At the funeral, it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did amaze several people laugh and they all clicked on

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<v Speaker 4>quite quickly as why we were playing.

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<v Speaker 2>It and what it was. Oh that's great, Matt, Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. You cool. Have a nice weekend. You

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<v Speaker 2>two Grisson nine four one four one O four three.

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<v Speaker 3>So unusual dates, we haven't had any of those yet.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got any stories of unusual dates. Things old people love.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really enjoying these calls coming through. And also what

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<v Speaker 3>happened on your school trip?

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<v Speaker 1>Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just gone down a murder.

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<v Speaker 3>She wrote wormhole Here guest stars when they were very young.

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<v Speaker 2>Joaquin Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 3>The joke up was in an episode of Murder she

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<v Speaker 3>wrote along with a very young Brian Canston, Courtney Cox,

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<v Speaker 3>George Clooney, Neil Patrick Harris. That's amazing, And then it

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<v Speaker 3>ran for years and years. All right, we're starting to

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<v Speaker 3>get the stories of coming through. Then about strange dates,

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<v Speaker 3>she went on unusual dates. Christian went on a first

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<v Speaker 3>date and she brought her parents along.

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<v Speaker 5>That's ego.

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<v Speaker 2>It's intense.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian, we were about seventeen, went out on the first date.

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<v Speaker 3>We got the train to the city to watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a funal since she was lovely, but her

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<v Speaker 3>sixteen year old brother tagged along with us the whole time. Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>I had an unusual date one on a date with

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty five year old man who didn't have his license,

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<v Speaker 3>so his friend drove him to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 2>All three of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Then went to time Zone and I ended up third

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<v Speaker 3>wheeling them. Excuse me, madam? All right, unusual dates, things

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<v Speaker 3>are people love and what happened on your school trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get a Tania here.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Tannia, Good morning, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Tania?

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<v Speaker 3>So wish you only calling in about an unusual date,

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<v Speaker 3>unusual date.

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<v Speaker 6>I think my husband's listening to so he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 6>I've called in. On our first date, he drove me

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<v Speaker 6>home and learned to see if I was the one.

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<v Speaker 6>So he wound up the windows, locked them, and then farted.

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<v Speaker 5>And you say, you're still married.

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<v Speaker 6>Ten years later, we're still married.

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<v Speaker 2>That was his litmus test for the one, the one.

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<v Speaker 6>It was quirky and funny. So I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 6>this is different.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember it. Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to say too much because you're married. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but red flag for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard participated and taking your story, China, and I

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<v Speaker 3>heard her go and you stayed with him. We're not

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<v Speaker 3>really meant to editor allize on their lives, but on

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<v Speaker 3>that one, I'm with you, O.

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<v Speaker 2>Mecca.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, China, that's something else, all right, Chiny, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much for carl. Let's squeeze in Susan before Patsy's news.

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<v Speaker 2>Susan, Hi, how are you? I'm good? An unusual date?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? Susan?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So my husband's also listening. Like ten years so

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<v Speaker 7>back in the day when we were on our pay

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<v Speaker 7>plates and poor people because we do only just started working.

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<v Speaker 7>My husband had a h Q Holden premier, not a

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<v Speaker 7>holding a premiere and he needed the the dips the

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<v Speaker 7>dip switch to make his head his high beams come

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<v Speaker 7>on and it could be like a little button down

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<v Speaker 7>near the accelerator.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 7>So we trundle out to lavidon car Wreckers and it

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<v Speaker 7>was like pick apart, so you had to go out

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<v Speaker 7>there with your too part. So he picks the part

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<v Speaker 7>and he goes quick, put it in your pocket and

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<v Speaker 7>we'll just walk out of here, real casual. So we're

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<v Speaker 7>just casually walking out and I've got all this buddy

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<v Speaker 7>high beams switched thing in the pocket and he's just

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<v Speaker 7>like walking out casually with his tools. So yeah, our

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<v Speaker 7>first date was like a grand theft audo.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, it's not even just the fact that he wanted

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<v Speaker 5>to steal. It's like he took you to.

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<v Speaker 2>The car Wreckers like time, and you're still with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy thirty years later.

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<v Speaker 2>Red flags had been invented. You didn't know about.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't know Christian Connell's show podcast