Speaker 1: Question.
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Speaker 1: Happy Monday everyone, Good morning church, Good to see you guys.
Speaker 1: Come on in, Patsy, Hey, how was everybody's weekend? Do
Speaker 1: you have good weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Paty, I heard you had those neuron scooters in
Speaker 3: the news this morning. I've been on the neuron scooters,
Speaker 3: so maybe I'm one of the hooligans they're talking about.
Speaker 3: Who is Neuron Neurons the maker of the scooters that was.
Speaker 1: Seving about neuron it's coming to my neurons. Please be careful,
Speaker 1: just say the scooters. So is that the company?
Speaker 3: That's the company that's the appy touristic?
Speaker 1: Isn't it a neuron? They're controlled by your neurons. You
Speaker 1: don't need to tell that your neurons guide to buy?
Speaker 1: What was it like?
Speaker 3: It's actually really good and I'm surprised that they've got
Speaker 3: people saying that kids are speeding around on them because
Speaker 3: they've got a locked off mac speed. You can only
Speaker 3: go twenty kilometers an hour. I felt too slow on it,
Speaker 3: if anything, but.
Speaker 1: Just because that's the pace that you run your life.
Speaker 1: You're fast, furious on that thing, you know. So where
Speaker 1: did you go on it?
Speaker 3: I went down to Saint Kilda Beach, rode it from
Speaker 3: Port Melbourne to Saint Kilda, and Bianka didn't want to
Speaker 3: go on one, So then I just had to go
Speaker 3: on my own and then circle back to her child.
Speaker 1: She she didn't want to go on it. Your ship
Speaker 1: points out eight months pregnant, No one won, eight months pregnant.
Speaker 1: Was were traveling at twenty k an hour on a
Speaker 1: flipping board. She didn't want to go on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, doing donuts and you've got an ice rob She
Speaker 5: got an ice cream.
Speaker 4: You get an ice cream on your video.
Speaker 3: And I made a film me going on as well,
Speaker 3: film running up and.
Speaker 1: Down, humidity in all of it. The sadness, man, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be a dadding boy's time. Get the sauting system.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what you're doing, guys. I had that
Speaker 1: wisdom two thous on Friday.
Speaker 3: How do you feel?
Speaker 1: God, it's just stranger going there, you know. And I
Speaker 1: don't know when you go to the dentist sometimes whether
Speaker 1: you always look over that tray of their torture and implements.
Speaker 1: But normally if you're going for filling or just a
Speaker 1: check up, they got the old pickie pick thing, that
Speaker 1: little mouth pick out, and the little mirror and the
Speaker 1: little mirror seeing me of those see it was like
Speaker 1: metallic crowbars for your mouth, four steps some other thing
Speaker 1: that about three different angles on it. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's it going to do? Break my head in half
Speaker 1: and rip it out three different local anesthetics, and then
Speaker 1: they yank. It's this fifteen minutes of yanking. Then some
Speaker 1: strange drill went in, like a plane or something. That's
Speaker 1: what one boy was like, what oh? And then it's
Speaker 1: the drawling for hours afterwards, and the puffy cheek as well.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing though. He gave me a
Speaker 1: prescription for cody. Yep, you ever had that before?
Speaker 3: I've had I've had something similar when I had the nose.
Speaker 3: When they went in, tell you where you gotta be.
Speaker 1: No one of that stuff is addictive, he said, to me,
Speaker 1: just take three and then don't take any more. Now
Speaker 1: I know why he wore me. The first one I
Speaker 1: had Friday night, right so I couldn't drink obviously, and
Speaker 1: so I had one. And that I was like in
Speaker 1: this blissful Staine the kids. It's in a good mood.
Speaker 3: It makes you warm, and.
Speaker 1: Dad is so high right now, I think I've wet myself.
Speaker 1: I love it. I actually thought this is how I
Speaker 1: meant to be. Imagine if I pot one of these,
Speaker 1: or course before the radio show we're going to take
Speaker 1: over Joe Rogan next Saturday morning work, I need to
Speaker 1: bin these. Yeah you too, seriously, that is I'm the
Speaker 1: next Matthew Perry. I was looking at photos of him
Speaker 1: now going I don't want us to have a reunion
Speaker 1: twenty years from now. People go, what happened to christ
Speaker 1: It was all right to the had that wisd.
Speaker 3: To and it was never the discovered code.
Speaker 2: In the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: On Friday show, We're about to mark your at work
Speaker 1: time wasters, which if you don't normally hear what happens
Speaker 1: in the last half hour of the show, our time
Speaker 1: wasster is something we do every day we give you
Speaker 1: a new one every single day you send them in.
Speaker 1: Jack marks them and we award gold, silver bronzes. However,
Speaker 1: last half out of the show on Friday, somewhent wrong
Speaker 1: with the text machine. It just sort of had a meltdown,
Speaker 1: and so everyone who's sent them in, which is a
Speaker 1: couple of hundred people, felt bad. So I said, we
Speaker 1: marked them now. So for the first time ever, we're
Speaker 1: marking Fridays at work time waster, which was with the
Speaker 1: start of the Winter Olympics, which we should just say
Speaker 1: Australia's had a big weekend. You want two medals?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and two medals puts us in the sixth place
Speaker 3: already on the overall tealing.
Speaker 1: I'm live at the middle table right now. Norway is
Speaker 1: on top with three medals. Australia's doing very well six
Speaker 1: ways with two medals. New Zealand is in ninth place.
Speaker 1: UK nowhere near that medal table and not great at
Speaker 1: the Winter Olympics. All right. So on Friday, the time
Speaker 1: waster was Winter Olympic Movies. Jack, are you ready, Tomark,
Speaker 1: Let's go How to lose a medal in ten days?
Speaker 3: Silver mol on luge gold.
Speaker 1: That's very good. One on Tony con Ariel Gold Beauty
Speaker 1: and the Skeet Gold. I'm a Sledden Gold, both of
Speaker 1: those from Peter well done, Peter broke back, Moguls Silver,
Speaker 1: the Greatest Snowman Gold, curl interrupted. Damn, I was trying
Speaker 1: to think of a curling on Friday. That's a good one.
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it might but I liked it. Look
Speaker 1: Who's curling Gold, Sharpie World done, Blizzard of Oz Silver,
Speaker 1: How to lose You are in ten days Gold, forty
Speaker 1: first skates Silver you me and.
Speaker 3: Brabrie Gold plus.
Speaker 1: That is very good. Gorillas will demissed Bronze, the Mogulator
Speaker 1: Bronze we brought to lose Gold, Go to end on
Speaker 1: a goal.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: This is huge, Guys, neighbors after forty years is being axed. Now.
Speaker 1: This won't be that big news here, but in the
Speaker 1: UK where it's watched by a daily audits or it
Speaker 1: used to be to a couple of years ago of
Speaker 1: five million people before the internet. Stuff on that For
Speaker 1: a lot of people in the UK, myself included. It
Speaker 1: was our first real what we thought Australia was done.
Speaker 1: It was a window on Australia, the Sunny country, the
Speaker 1: sunny people, all the goings on. So this is hues
Speaker 1: that neighbors is ending. After forty years, it would be
Speaker 1: no more.
Speaker 3: And it's because the UK has decided to anymore.
Speaker 1: It's streaming And Joe Rogan I didn't make a compilation
Speaker 1: turned that. He's used the other end word, which his nameless.
Speaker 1: He's had a pop at it. Jack, how was your weekend?
Speaker 1: What did he get up to.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got a great recommendation for both of you. Actually,
Speaker 3: it's sometimes amazing me the things that are right here
Speaker 3: in the city that we don't know about. But did
Speaker 3: you know from Saint Kilda to Port Melbourne there's a
Speaker 3: one to one billion scale model of our solar system?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Five point nine kilometers from Saint Kilda Marina near Lunar
Speaker 3: Park down to Port Melbourne you can see the Sun
Speaker 3: all the way through the planets until Pluto at the end.
Speaker 3: So you walk up to a scale model, you might
Speaker 3: have seen the Sun because you're down that way.
Speaker 1: I've seen the big thing by now I know it's
Speaker 1: the Sun. I didn't know what it was. It was
Speaker 1: a sculpture, just like a big bat. It's like a
Speaker 1: ride that broken and become dis lost from Luna Park,
Speaker 1: like some keyboard bearing from the Roda coast.
Speaker 3: So the Sun's obviously the biggest one because they're all
Speaker 3: to scale. So the Sun is a big broad scale,
Speaker 3: but obviously not it's not a one to one scale.
Speaker 1: But like you said, it's just scale because you wouldn't
Speaker 1: just sit on the foreshore.
Speaker 3: You go up to it and then if you bothered
Speaker 3: to read the plaque, you'll see this is the Melbourne
Speaker 3: Solar System Trail and this is the Sun. And if
Speaker 3: you go one hundred meters you'll run into Mercury, one
Speaker 3: hundred meters from that you'll run into Venus, so on.
Speaker 3: So forward the cool thing.
Speaker 1: So you obviously did the walk.
Speaker 3: We did the walk. How far is it? How tricksy?
Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's almost six kilometers long because the
Speaker 3: first few planets are really close, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars,
Speaker 3: you can see him all the next one hundred meters away.
Speaker 3: Then you start getting to Jupiter and he's like another
Speaker 3: two kilometers away. You get to Neptune, he's like five kilometers.
Speaker 1: So do you do it over the weekend?
Speaker 3: We did that We did it yesterday, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Day, but hot, and your wife is a month from
Speaker 1: given birth.
Speaker 3: That's right, she's thirty six weeks pregnant, so she's trying
Speaker 3: to try her best. Actually she did a great job.
Speaker 3: We would have gone four and a half k's but
Speaker 3: we decided not to go to Pluto because it was
Speaker 3: just that little bit too far, probably another kilometer and
Speaker 3: a half.
Speaker 1: Well, then she could have given birth. You have to
Speaker 1: call your son Pluto.
Speaker 3: And also Pluto has been now dismissed as one of
Speaker 3: the planets. He's a dwarf planet, so they probably should
Speaker 3: remove his sculpture from the shn't just finish it up
Speaker 3: at neptub But worth doing, definitely worth doing. You learned
Speaker 3: so much about the planets, what do you know? Get this?
Speaker 3: Venus has longer days than it has years, so it
Speaker 3: takes longer for it to rotate one day two hundred
Speaker 3: and forty odd days than it does to take to
Speaker 3: go around the Sun and two undred and twenty days.
Speaker 1: Now, that is interesting.
Speaker 3: Why is that great question? Great question? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: You were read on Chili Peppers Fan. Yeah, of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: over the weekend. I was listening to some new music
Speaker 1: and I found out that he got a new song out.
Speaker 1: And as I'm listening to some thinking, why the hell
Speaker 1: is Anthony Keidis singing in an Irish accent? It isn't
Speaker 1: list it a new one? Black Summer. I mean that's
Speaker 1: right away. It's a Chili Peppers title. Isn't it black Summer?
Speaker 1: Because guys, those come heres, it has been a black
Speaker 1: summer Irish accent Anthony kis text war. If you do
Speaker 1: sink into it a lazy renews of normal, then it
Speaker 1: gets more.
Speaker 2: Guys. Refuse to cry.
Speaker 3: Cremation, take said peace of your supplies.
Speaker 1: She's starting to get Irish. Now the night is dress slag.
Speaker 1: Now a say lucifu to sorry California Green. AnyWho, let's
Speaker 1: get into the mashups. So we call it on Monday.
Speaker 1: They call the Monday mash Ups. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: to everyone who sends them in. Two very very different
Speaker 1: songs mashed to get to create a brand new one.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Best one from the
Speaker 1: last time we did this was Wam Wake me Up
Speaker 1: before you go go. You take Wham and you take
Speaker 1: some panic at the disco I write sins, not tragedies.
Speaker 1: People ever heard of? Put them together? You get this,
Speaker 1: let's don't work, heard up, closing, tamped up. It's much
Speaker 1: better to face these kinds of all right. So that's
Speaker 1: the mashups, brand new ones. Gregg in Wearabe Centers. This
Speaker 1: one's celebration, great song, Call on the Gang. All right.
Speaker 1: So you've got celebration Call on the Gang and quiet
Speaker 1: Riot Metal Health, and you get celebrate banging your head
Speaker 1: your favorite. This is very good. I want to hear
Speaker 1: more of that one. That's a great one. Well done, Greg,
Speaker 1: you're warriby. Thanks for that. Phoebe Africa Toto All Star
Speaker 1: by smash Mouse. Somebody what told me the world is
Speaker 1: going to roll me the shop? Put them together? You've
Speaker 1: got hey, now you're in Africa, somebody wan, this ain't great?
Speaker 3: Is too terrific?
Speaker 1: Listen? Insult to both of them. Sorry, Phoebe notes, Sarah's
Speaker 1: got this one. Hotel California by the Eagles. Sorry, Hotel
Speaker 1: California by the Eagles, Welcome and the medal Chili Peppers
Speaker 1: was irish. Put them together. You've got Hotel Fornication. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of works. That's good. Last one, this one then Stephen,
Speaker 1: you've got all of for Christmas? Is you buy Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey and then fan favor with Patty Cranked out by
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy. She who loves this song. She's always walking
Speaker 1: around and and going crankcas Soldier by told you Boy.
Speaker 2: By me Crag you Wire.
Speaker 1: She loves her thumb. Soja Bai put them together. There's
Speaker 1: no way this is good. Crank that Christmas by Meg.
Speaker 6: You are.
Speaker 1: This superman, beautiful beautiful man. Stop the right down you
Speaker 1: want to get off?
Speaker 2: No, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Now that the kids are about to school means that every
Speaker 1: mom and dad has the unique hell of dragging their
Speaker 1: kids out of bed at the weekend on a Saturday
Speaker 1: for Saturday Sports. So my wife and I had two daughters,
Speaker 1: fifteen year old seventeen year old. My wife decided that
Speaker 1: she would take the easy option. The seventeen year old,
Speaker 1: she's okay getting out of bed early in the morning
Speaker 1: on Saturday. She's decided to after last year rowing Jimber
Speaker 1: when I was twice a week before that before even
Speaker 1: get into a dropping off at five am for training.
Speaker 3: Enormous effort. And she's in the middle of winter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: pouring rain.
Speaker 1: Out on a lake. Right. She's now retired as a
Speaker 1: hour and she decided to pick another really intense sport.
Speaker 1: She went for lawn bowls because she's seventeen going on seventeen.
Speaker 1: So she had a big old lawn bowls showdown against
Speaker 1: her two other schools of the weekend and she actually
Speaker 1: she actually won. My wife de said that I would
Speaker 1: take Lois, our fifteen year old, and this is where
Speaker 1: the trouble was going, right, We made a deal on Friday.
Speaker 1: I said to her, Hey, listen, you know it doesn't
Speaker 1: need to be doesn't need to be bad, does it?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning? It can be easy, all right, I said,
Speaker 1: tell you what. I will go and get a coffee
Speaker 1: in your favorite muffin. I'll bring up to your bench
Speaker 1: and want to wake me up. So that's a ready there.
Speaker 1: Then I'll let you fifteen minutes to get ready. I said. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: I know a favorite thing to do is go to
Speaker 1: Maccas when once you're done, you've got a treat. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: we'll go to Maccas. She's like, okay, fast forward to
Speaker 1: I get the muffin, I get the coffee.
Speaker 3: I'm going out. Oh, don't forget about.
Speaker 1: Then I start doing the dad thing and I open
Speaker 1: up the blinds, doing this move beauty, another great dawn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's too rise, too right. It's not
Speaker 1: a vampire anyway. She comes down and she says straight away,
Speaker 1: she's this pissy and I said, listen, you're going to
Speaker 1: need a cap. It's really not up there. No, I said,
Speaker 1: you have to wear a cap. I said, you know
Speaker 1: you're playing tennis. The sun could be in your eyes.
Speaker 1: Daring I had a cap. I said, please, can we
Speaker 1: just take the cap? Then it was like what she
Speaker 1: needed to take bottle of water. Said you have to
Speaker 1: take water. Now the squares did that went, it's not
Speaker 1: sore to hydrate you playing for two hours.
Speaker 3: I remember that from high school. Only nerds drank water.
Speaker 1: Come on in the world, Hi, we're getting the car.
Speaker 1: Frosty awkward silence. Right as we pull up at Albert Park,
Speaker 1: I go, listen, I'm gonna hang around rather than go
Speaker 1: home and get you, I'm gonna wander around. Albert Part's
Speaker 1: got so many lovely trees I've never seen before. She goes, right, okay,
Speaker 1: please don't come anywhere near the tennis court. So obviously
Speaker 1: after an hour. Right, I creep around the back. There's
Speaker 1: some trees and a couple of hedges, and I'm watching her.
Speaker 1: She's actually doing really well. So we'll get my phone out, right,
Speaker 1: I start to film it, just show her later going
Speaker 1: you're doing really well. After out two minutes of secretly
Speaker 1: filming my daughter from half behind a tree, whatever, friends
Speaker 1: looks around and goes goes, oh, hi, Christian Lois is
Speaker 1: over there. Ah, oh that's not that's not Lois. I
Speaker 1: delete the video. Delete that. I think, what if something
Speaker 1: happened to me, like a car crashing away home my family?
Speaker 1: So I was going to the phone going look behind
Speaker 1: a tree. We never really knew him?
Speaker 3: How about are those eyes getting terrible?
Speaker 1: Jack? I remember a couple of years ago on sports, Right,
Speaker 1: I got there and I was giving the double thumbs up,
Speaker 1: So I thought was lowess. Sarah goes, that's the new
Speaker 1: girl my leave from Taiwan. All right, I sworn gonna
Speaker 1: sworn that was Lowis.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: So this is going to be Jack's last week working
Speaker 1: with me and Patsy in the studio. Then he's gonna
Speaker 1: be doing the show from home because you want to
Speaker 1: isolate on you and your wife getting COVID before she
Speaker 1: gives birth in what four weeks roughly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, roughly the start of March. March four is his
Speaker 3: due date, so somewhere around there. So I'll do this
Speaker 3: week in here, then I'll do it from home. And
Speaker 3: I'm actually feeling much more confident about the actual labor
Speaker 3: now because I've been giving me.
Speaker 1: Because you don't have to do anything. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was, you know, walk of the town because I
Speaker 1: didn't have to push person out. My I didn't have
Speaker 1: to push a person out.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm looking forward to he's confident.
Speaker 1: Hey, ladies, don't worry. The guy's got this. I'm actually
Speaker 1: really relaxed about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be, because sit the ure citnature. Sit
Speaker 1: this one out. Guy.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for the challenge for both of us. And
Speaker 3: obviously she's got a different challenge to what I have.
Speaker 3: But I've been given my.
Speaker 1: Two different challenge. Right down a piece of paper in
Speaker 1: a thousand words, What is your challenge? What snacks to have?
Speaker 1: What will your story be told?
Speaker 3: These are my jobs during the labor. Remind beanchor to
Speaker 3: breathe and set the vibe.
Speaker 1: In or need that post it note, don't we breathe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, set the vibe in the room, and protect the
Speaker 3: vibe of the room. And I'm your master general, Yes
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: Good luck, Brianka. The vibe master is Jack.
Speaker 3: Wait till she walks into this oasis.
Speaker 1: I am going to walk into What's what's going to
Speaker 1: what's she going to see?
Speaker 3: You'll think of the most meditative state you've ever been in,
Speaker 3: like Barley Retreat style. She's going to walk in there.
Speaker 1: Get a horrible tattoo, get her hair braided.
Speaker 3: It's it's going to be calm music. Everything's going to
Speaker 3: be at this level, soft music. Lights right down. Over
Speaker 3: the weekend, I went and picked up fairy lights hand. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm going to string them up around the room.
Speaker 1: Actually were nice, creating a different kind of viber.
Speaker 3: She's going to be so blissful in there.
Speaker 1: She's just going to slide out.
Speaker 3: She won't even feel the pace.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he came out another human slinky like
Speaker 1: Jack just slimped out of there.
Speaker 3: And then the piece the resistance is the playlist that
Speaker 3: I'm creating. Every day, I'm adding a new song at
Speaker 3: this level.
Speaker 1: To be screaming behind this here, you're not here on
Speaker 1: Vibe Master General Jack bostwatch.
Speaker 3: He loved every last week when I said that Jack
Speaker 3: Johnson was going to be on the playlist.
Speaker 1: If it's guitar backers.
Speaker 3: If anything, Jack Johnson's too upbeat for her playlist.
Speaker 1: Said, no one died it down Jack Johnson. If I
Speaker 1: heard even a cafe playing this, I'm walking the other way.
Speaker 1: So this is on the plainlist.
Speaker 3: But that's on the playlist, but I might skip it
Speaker 3: if it's too if that's too much, because I'm going
Speaker 3: really I want to really bring it down.
Speaker 1: Perhaps you laughing this because I had all this stuff
Speaker 1: made the playlist, got all the sense there went on
Speaker 1: a lot of ACTI pressure calls for a day.
Speaker 3: I'm actually I was planning to ask you about I said.
Speaker 1: Don't bother. They don't want they didn't want you anywhere
Speaker 1: near them. They're screaming. They're in so much pain, aren't
Speaker 1: you batsy?
Speaker 4: Well see, I didn't labor. I just had a straight
Speaker 4: out caesar. So I cut to the chase a salad
Speaker 4: for all that white tell me, is she.
Speaker 3: Let's go ahead?
Speaker 4: Is she having any say in what music or have
Speaker 4: you got total like control.
Speaker 1: In the room as well. He ain't getting anyone motivated.
Speaker 3: I love lou Reed, but she's had to the playlist
Speaker 3: as well, so she's on board with the softness, the
Speaker 3: soft vibes, and I just have to wire these songs
Speaker 3: are playing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll be reminding her kids coming out
Speaker 1: to this kids. What's the other side of this with
Speaker 1: this kind of music?
Speaker 3: Breeds to free out two three four.
Speaker 1: I'm getting irritated now, pushing her very.
Speaker 5: Relaxed, relax right now, I mean trigger.
Speaker 4: That's cute.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's a nineties indie movie donated by
Speaker 1: Noah poneback.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is our birth in sweet By.
Speaker 7: Movie?
Speaker 1: Is he? I didn't even know.
Speaker 3: You'll be taking these words back, king.
Speaker 1: These songs back.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Talking about a playlist that Jack Post has put together
Speaker 1: for his wife to give birth to in the maternity
Speaker 1: ward someone else. I'm thinking about it matching pantsy right,
Speaker 1: you know, with the other people on that ward, and
Speaker 1: suddenly some hipster rocks up with exactly is that those people?
Speaker 1: No one just giving birth to this?
Speaker 3: I'm building a calm environment.
Speaker 1: What happens when a lady has to give birth, the
Speaker 1: effort involved and pushing.
Speaker 3: This isn't look you might want to play lose yourself
Speaker 3: by M and M or the pretender by free priders late.
Speaker 3: I am bringing the calm, bringing.
Speaker 1: A vibe two days so she can.
Speaker 3: Take a time, breathe through it, have an easy birth.
Speaker 1: This is beautiful, is every Indian. It's instrumentals. We can
Speaker 1: make her own lyrics up to it by coming out.
Speaker 1: I've got you a tying jack, Jacky Jack.
Speaker 3: You would be envious of the environment I'm building in
Speaker 3: that birthing.
Speaker 1: Sweet, Have you got snack sword out? Yes?
Speaker 3: I bought a thirty two pack of cliff Barks dirty ooh.
Speaker 1: Can have some dryal trail MIXX to go with these
Speaker 1: thirty too? You going young, pingy, you and hiking?
Speaker 3: I bought the whole box.
Speaker 1: Cliff she's anything else dryer? How about that little packet
Speaker 1: you get with a new pair of trainers. Could I
Speaker 1: eat one of those clip bar sticky and tryal cliff
Speaker 1: it for snacks?
Speaker 3: I got killer pythons as well for a sugar boots.
Speaker 3: I haven't finished making the snacks as well, so I.
Speaker 1: Haven't started, which turns like you got just a cheap
Speaker 1: deal at Costco? What are you thirty two of those?
Speaker 3: I'll be adding to that over the next four weeks,
Speaker 3: like I'll be adding to the songs. More songs decay by.
Speaker 1: Me, tod. But you some man wants to have a
Speaker 1: word who has actually given birth rather than guy who's
Speaker 1: just read some articles about it.
Speaker 3: Smell. You've actually been very helpful because you gave birth
Speaker 3: a year ago, so all your tips so far have
Speaker 3: been good. Would you give birth to these songs?
Speaker 1: I'd murder you to those songs.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this?
Speaker 7: Why I don't know it?
Speaker 4: Just like the visceral anger I felt hearing each of
Speaker 4: those songs thinking about giving birth?
Speaker 3: Was this us?
Speaker 1: Why visceral anger?
Speaker 3: I am creating an oasis for you to be so
Speaker 3: calm in a meditative state.
Speaker 4: I would be repurposing those fairy lights to do a murder.
Speaker 1: See, we don't know what it's like as guys, right,
Speaker 1: they're going through a lot. This isn't How have you
Speaker 1: heard what a birth? And sweet sounds like kid's guttural primal.
Speaker 3: Bur Yes, But if I turn up the I speak
Speaker 3: loud enough or we'll hear.
Speaker 1: I got horrible feeling. You're bringing your guitar with you.
Speaker 3: I didn't think of that, but that's a.
Speaker 1: Ladies cooling. Now did you create a playlist? Did it help?
Speaker 1: And what kind of songs were on there? Did you
Speaker 1: have anything like this birth and playlist? Side questions Cliff Bars?
Speaker 1: Did you have an abundance of Cliff Bars?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Imagine you're in Byron Bay, right. You've seen this guy
Speaker 1: up there. He's doing henna tattoos. He's got the little
Speaker 1: kind of Wi Fi speaker. He's the guy who plays
Speaker 1: music like this. You know, this is one of the
Speaker 1: songs that Jack's put together for his wife to give
Speaker 1: birth to in the count of week's time.
Speaker 3: Byron Bay is actually the energy that I'm going for
Speaker 3: in the room. Bring that, bring that so relaxed sanctuary
Speaker 3: into the birthing sweet.
Speaker 1: Are you right? If you're building a sparges might happen,
Speaker 1: but a lady is going to give birth? Yes, and
Speaker 1: all the effort and pain and joy that that involves.
Speaker 1: What is round You.
Speaker 3: Can't You can't really be in pain and listen to
Speaker 3: the song at the same time.
Speaker 8: I can.
Speaker 1: I disagree. Actually, perhaps that you've got a song for
Speaker 1: Jackie boys playlist.
Speaker 4: Anything, Anya, but particularly this one.
Speaker 3: Feel the pos a bit too upfde If anything, my
Speaker 3: body was too passed.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what's what's happening now? Into some sort of beds
Speaker 1: on the story.
Speaker 4: Your body is a When I was pregnant Jack, I
Speaker 4: used to get in the bath for hours and listen
Speaker 4: to Enya. It was gorgeous, light the candles.
Speaker 3: I do like Enya, but I'll choose one of the
Speaker 3: slower ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've often thought, oh, this is his motorhead,
Speaker 1: which isn't taking down a bit. Let's go to the lines, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: Good morning, morning Elizabeth. So Jack's playlist, what do you think, Lizzie.
Speaker 7: To be honest, I was dirty on my husband for
Speaker 7: anything that they played. They had supermarket music playing in
Speaker 7: the delivery suite that was back in New Zealand, and
Speaker 7: I was filthy on him for getting me pregnant in
Speaker 7: the first date. We wanted to be pregnant, but when
Speaker 7: I gave birth, I gave birth to it. I even
Speaker 7: pound free girls my wow, literally literally, and I said
Speaker 7: to my husband every time he touched me, I was like,
Speaker 7: don't look at me, don't catch me.
Speaker 1: This is this is my experience. Sarah was like they
Speaker 1: were going to the babies coming now. At any moment,
Speaker 1: Sarah was going to be I'm sucking her back in.
Speaker 3: I'm sucking.
Speaker 1: I think that think you can stay in there, there's
Speaker 1: got to come out. She was in so much pain,
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was no sucking. It was like pushing out
Speaker 7: of Saint Bernard.
Speaker 1: I never heard that phrase. I've heard bowling ball water,
Speaker 1: never a Bernard. Hello.
Speaker 7: When she came out, all other mothers were walking like
Speaker 7: really nicely, and I was walking like I've been in
Speaker 7: a Weston for three days.
Speaker 3: Bernard, Elizabeth, do you think if you had calmer music
Speaker 3: in there you would have had a better time of it?
Speaker 8: No, No, it.
Speaker 7: Wasn't interested in wasn't interested in snacks. All I wanted
Speaker 7: to hear was the sign that would say get this
Speaker 7: thing out faster. I said, I'm never doing this again.
Speaker 7: And then thirteen months later I gave there to a
Speaker 7: boy at ten pound eight and if he had gone
Speaker 7: full term, he would have been thirteen pounds.
Speaker 1: That is incredible. Lizbeth, thank you very much to give
Speaker 1: us a call by. Have a good week, Richard, good morning. Yes, Hillo, Christian,
Speaker 1: I'm good Richard, I have you a good weekend. So
Speaker 1: did you make your playlist for your wife?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Well we had a it's a long time ago now,
Speaker 8: twenty five years ago, my youngest daughter.
Speaker 1: We had Buick.
Speaker 7: Oh so quiet come on just as she was given birth.
Speaker 1: Absolute classic, great timing, great time and it also quiet in.
Speaker 2: There it Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Built up and.
Speaker 8: The timing was perfict absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: I think we need to add that to the playlist
Speaker 3: because that is as well sooner did were all your
Speaker 3: songs on the playlist like this, Richard?
Speaker 8: We just had the Buick CD or I'm afraid back
Speaker 8: in the days when the CDs were played and we we.
Speaker 6: Could bring your own CDs.
Speaker 1: In CD A long time baby.
Speaker 2: Innocent Charm Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Big News over the weekend. Neighbors is to be axed.
Speaker 1: Forty years that TV show has been running. I did
Speaker 1: not know that. I remember watching it as a kid
Speaker 1: when it first launched, massively popular in the UK, and
Speaker 1: thanks to the popularity in the UK is why it's
Speaker 1: had a forty year rum. But now obviously with streaming,
Speaker 1: there aren't so many people watching it, so the channel
Speaker 1: in the United Kingdom that have had it for years.
Speaker 1: They're dropping it, which sadly will mean it's time for
Speaker 1: But what a show. Everybody needs good name, Jack, and
Speaker 1: I say proper theme tune as well. It used to
Speaker 1: be an art form, the good TV theme tune for
Speaker 1: many of us in the UK, before the Internet and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. It was a window on what life
Speaker 1: was like here in Australia. And I know so many
Speaker 1: English friends who've come to Australia on holiday, who come
Speaker 1: to Melbourne for one reason, to go and do the tour.
Speaker 3: You did that to it, didn't you.
Speaker 1: I've never done it.
Speaker 3: You've known to do it before. It's did you know
Speaker 3: what we should?
Speaker 1: We should all do it. We should do a show tour.
Speaker 1: We should hire a bus and go on it. I
Speaker 1: reckon it will this decision will cost actually the Melbourne economy.
Speaker 1: So many people go and see that set there. It
Speaker 1: is in the end of an institution. I grew up
Speaker 1: watching it. I mean you must have watched it, Patsy
Speaker 1: in the eighties when it started.
Speaker 4: Even before I got into Home and Away, I was
Speaker 4: neighbors all the way. First off, it was just it
Speaker 4: was cult. It had a cult following when we were kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you watch Scotland Charline's wedding?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's my all time favorite episode. And
Speaker 4: every time I hear Angry Anderson's suddenly song, oh, it
Speaker 4: takes me back to the dress, the gypsophilia in the hair,
Speaker 4: the spiral perm the mullets. It was fantastic. It's something
Speaker 4: like two million viewers or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two million, hare twenty million, right said the quick Look.
Speaker 1: Twenty million watched it in the UK's ridiculous. How big
Speaker 1: it used to be. It used to get a daily
Speaker 1: audience in the UK up until about two years ago,
Speaker 1: five million a day in the UK. It's still it
Speaker 1: was huge.
Speaker 3: That it was probably the most watched austrain and TV
Speaker 3: show if that was the case, because you would never
Speaker 3: get five million viewers for anything. The Grand Final doesn't
Speaker 3: even get five million viewers.
Speaker 1: And it's amazing in its forty year run as well.
Speaker 1: How many now very very big stars opened obviously.
Speaker 3: Guy Piers, Yep, Margo, Robbie, Kylie, Liam, Hem's word al Pacino,
Speaker 3: I missed that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, al Pacino, Robert Jiro, Yeah, loads of big stars
Speaker 1: in there. So many people will have a connection to
Speaker 1: neighbors because obviously it's been made here. When I was
Speaker 1: lucky enough to get a came on it about two
Speaker 1: years ago, I went out to the set.
Speaker 3: They that was the start of the decline for me.
Speaker 1: I think that they looked at that and thought it's
Speaker 1: probably not going to get better than this guy playing
Speaker 1: a character. I'm surprised I haven't asked me to bring
Speaker 1: back of Englishmen at a wedding fair. Hey, neighbors, happy
Speaker 1: to be there in the last episode, how are they
Speaker 1: going to end it?
Speaker 3: Yes, great question.
Speaker 1: I think that should bring you back Englishman at the
Speaker 1: wedding fair. It's a bat the last thirty seconds they
Speaker 1: brought him back. Anyway, while I'm out there out at
Speaker 1: non and Onaden weare the set is right the Watering
Speaker 1: Hule and Ramsey Street. They've also got the original cell blockade,
Speaker 1: which is a listed building now it's been deemed of
Speaker 1: historical significance to Australia. I think that'll be a lot
Speaker 1: with the original set for Ramsey's London becoming that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this morning, some of you may have been in it,
Speaker 1: may have worked out there. What is your connection to neighbors?
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: After forty years, forty years TV show, neighbors, it's going
Speaker 1: to be asked the UK are dropping it. We all
Speaker 1: know some of the big moments. Obviously you got Scott
Speaker 1: and Charlene's wedding for me. When Tody stopped having his
Speaker 1: munet in nineteen ninety nine, it was a lambmark moment
Speaker 1: in pop culture. Guys, it was big. No, Tony, don't
Speaker 1: turn you back on that munet, my friend. All right,
Speaker 1: so we're asking you this morning on ninety four one
Speaker 1: four one o four to three, what is your neighbour's connection.
Speaker 3: I had a friend who I played basketball with. His
Speaker 3: older brother was in the show for three months. He
Speaker 3: played Luka Duckitch, whose character was setting fires at the
Speaker 3: school and had a relationship with his half sister Serena.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, I'd love to find a list
Speaker 1: of some of the amazing story lines, because if you
Speaker 1: ever showed forty years, they're going to recycle and do
Speaker 1: so many strange story I remember, I'm pretty sure there
Speaker 1: was a tornado in one episode. There was I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure there was a tornado as well. You've got a
Speaker 1: list of some of the famous people then who have
Speaker 1: actually been in it?
Speaker 3: These are cameos, so people have gone on to play themselves.
Speaker 3: Shane Warn, Russell Brand last year, Yeah, Andre Riu, Michael
Speaker 3: Wow from two thousand and nine, can't remember that episode?
Speaker 3: I know if you played the violin or not? Michael Parkinson,
Speaker 3: Paul or Abdul and.
Speaker 1: Hang on slow down. First of all, the King of
Speaker 1: the Chat shows parking, but then Paul Abdoll's been in
Speaker 1: it cameo.
Speaker 3: In twenty fourteen and in twenty nineteen. Hanson went on
Speaker 3: as themselves.
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen. Whether they're no much the down the
Speaker 1: downslope by that faint mountain, aren't they? All right, let's
Speaker 1: go to lines. Then we're asking this morning, what is
Speaker 1: your neighbour's connection? My good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: Look you're talking about all of those famous people who
Speaker 6: really really do not have a patch on me. I
Speaker 6: was I was an extra sitting behind s Mangle at
Speaker 6: Scott and Charline's wedding, the actual wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh my, this isz Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well was it though?
Speaker 1: You moment over twenty million in the UK two million
Speaker 1: here and behind all the legends of it, missus mangl
Speaker 1: as well, how come you got to be in that scene.
Speaker 6: Well, I basically I was an extra. I was like
Speaker 6: the you know, the filler in the background, the spack
Speaker 6: filler and you know that fill up the background. So
Speaker 6: I I just I just joined my my agent, and
Speaker 6: I got this gig to turn up at this random
Speaker 6: wedding in neighbors. And little did I know that every
Speaker 6: every twelve months or so there'd be a big special
Speaker 6: on the TV about Scott and Charline's wedding. And I
Speaker 6: was never invited to be part of it because that
Speaker 6: was just that was just an extra in the background.
Speaker 3: See myself, Nick, We'll see you if we pulled up
Speaker 3: the episode.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every time you were every time you
Speaker 6: see missus mangel, I'm there, the one trying to look
Speaker 6: around her stupid hat that she trying to look in
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 1: And how are you dressed? Are you in a suit?
Speaker 6: No? No, I just threw something on from water. I
Speaker 6: think I think it was just a shirt. Just yeah.
Speaker 6: I wasn't dressed up at all. Like I'm not related
Speaker 6: to anyone in the singer I'd like this. I think
Speaker 6: it was about five of us that just kind of
Speaker 6: like showed up, thinking what are we doing? Here and yeah,
Speaker 6: just like any other wedding really, but it was incredible.
Speaker 1: And were you invited back to do any more sort
Speaker 1: of background work?
Speaker 6: Well, I did a few background things, but then later
Speaker 6: on I actually was a way to call Calvin Stubbs,
Speaker 6: who was a background person again who accidentally got a
Speaker 6: who accidentally got a twelve week role on there because
Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was an ongoing character. So yeah,
Speaker 6: so I did an extra extra parts as a waiter.
Speaker 6: And then next my agents were saying, oh, it's actually
Speaker 6: a role and we had no one had a clue,
Speaker 6: and yeah, so I was a bumbling waiter who went
Speaker 6: up with Melanie. I'm a Melanie of the one with
Speaker 6: a horrible, horrible laugh pers listened to Cowden. But yeah,
Speaker 6: and then I I two times her with the Blakely Twins.
Speaker 3: Stubbs got up to twelve hours.
Speaker 1: They need to bring the Stubbs you back. We're going
Speaker 1: to start the petition right now.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, yes, that was my time to fame.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you so much you, cal We send your
Speaker 1: prize mate. Thanks for calling in. Let's go to Amanda.
Speaker 1: Come morning, Amanda. What's your neighbour's connection?
Speaker 9: Hi, Christian, I did work experience on Neighbors when I
Speaker 9: was about fourteen or fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: That is brilliant. What a great place did it? Work experience?
Speaker 9: It wasn't. I was so annoyed. I wanted to be
Speaker 9: a news producer and I wanted to be in the
Speaker 9: news room, but they suckt me on Neighbors instead.
Speaker 1: It was horrible And what work sperce did you have
Speaker 1: to do? There? Were you like printing off the scripts
Speaker 1: or no.
Speaker 9: I did hold a script once, actually, but no, I
Speaker 9: was holding a lot of coffee and glasses of water.
Speaker 9: That's about big. The highlight of my time though, was
Speaker 9: that I did get to meet Scott and Charlayne, but
Speaker 9: didn't know who they were at the time, but I
Speaker 9: didn't really care. But I think Stephen Dennis says his name.
Speaker 9: I don't even watch Neighbors. I'm so embarrassed. But Stephen
Speaker 9: Dennis took me under his wing and introduce him. Everybody
Speaker 9: took me around the studio, put me in the green room.
Speaker 8: So yeah, it was it was.
Speaker 9: I did learn a few things, but I didn't know anyone.
Speaker 9: It was at the very start, like really early on
Speaker 9: in Neighbors. It must have been writing only.
Speaker 6: About two years it would have been.
Speaker 1: And tell me this amounta did you get to go
Speaker 1: and become a news producer?
Speaker 9: No, I'm a university lecturer.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Yeah, it's incredible. I blame Neighbors. They corrupted
Speaker 1: you at an early age. Alight, Amanda, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You cool. Ye're welcome. Thanks, Christian, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 8: I've been talking about all those wonderful plot lines. My
Speaker 8: father was the head storyliner on Neighbors.
Speaker 3: You're kidding?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Who's your dad?
Speaker 8: His name's Ray Collie kobl E. He also was on
Speaker 8: the team that discovered Carlie Mnight. He was one of
Speaker 8: the ones who said she's young, she's she's green, but
Speaker 8: she's going to be an absolute superstar in.
Speaker 1: A why to Spot you know that sort of you know,
Speaker 1: burgeoning talent and Kinnie.
Speaker 8: Yep, for sure. So he worked on it for about
Speaker 8: ten years. I went from there to Home and Away.
Speaker 8: So I always say that.
Speaker 1: Maybe he changed right to us to do like six
Speaker 1: months gardeningly still the Home and Away rape. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Sea.
Speaker 1: Did you go down to the set quite a bit
Speaker 1: and see does work? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Occasionally we did. Yes, we went around to peinnight Court
Speaker 8: and hung out. It was very cool. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 8: As a teenager, I used to get paid by other
Speaker 8: kids at school to sneak plot lines of what was
Speaker 8: coming up in the future. I was TV week.
Speaker 1: Insider in the playground.
Speaker 4: That was me.
Speaker 1: And do you remember some of your dad's big storylines,
Speaker 1: because he must have written some of the big episodes
Speaker 1: because that was when it was like at his peak.
Speaker 8: Well, he did all the story like he was the
Speaker 8: head of the storyline team, so they all came from
Speaker 8: their Monday meetings. But specifically, I guess, as you've said,
Speaker 8: the wedding was the big one. Look, I can't remember.
Speaker 8: It's so long from me. I was just a teenager,
Speaker 8: but it was great. Well, we loved it. We're still
Speaker 8: very proud of him. He's got his own website, but
Speaker 8: everything he's done and he's a real star of Austrange TV.
Speaker 1: To me, do you remember and one of the first
Speaker 1: first time I saw Helen daniels funeral, I remember crying
Speaker 1: so much that ray must have been about across that
Speaker 1: one as well.
Speaker 8: Yep, definitely, yep.
Speaker 1: I'm going to check out his website all right, Sheny,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Thank you bye.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian o'carl Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Over the weekend. Right, my wife went to the supermarket.
Speaker 1: She calls me and goes, I can hear noise in
Speaker 1: the background. I'm like, God, what is it? She goes,
Speaker 1: I need you to get to this address right now.
Speaker 1: I w why she goes, I'm looking around the house.
Speaker 1: It's for sale and we haven't even we're moving.
Speaker 3: You only just moved in a year, two years.
Speaker 1: I said, we haven't talked about no business looking at house.
Speaker 1: Why do we want that stress? I went no, because
Speaker 1: she was like, obviously people are going around though as
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Speaker 1: I really like it. I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 1: Have you got a gold T shirt you can wear
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Speaker 1: Tomorrow Show Today Tomorrow. It's gonna have to come back
Speaker 1: because of what I saw Saturday at ten fifteen in
Speaker 1: Sint Kilda. You won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Get a hold of this right not one hundred feet
Speaker 1: away from where we once on the very same street,
Speaker 1: Fitzroy Street, Sint Kilda. Where Sint Kilda. I love Sint Kilda,
Speaker 1: but you see all kinds of stuff in Sinkida.
Speaker 3: Characters.
Speaker 1: Characters get a hold of this run.
Speaker 3: What did we see that?
Speaker 1: We still remember that dog running down the street.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, with its it's laid was attached to a
Speaker 3: metal table, in metal chair.
Speaker 1: It was like smashing people as it was running along.
Speaker 1: And then those cray cray owners do.
Speaker 3: You remember running it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, laid back people. Eh, where's he gone? He got
Speaker 1: one of them is thong fed off and he spent
Speaker 1: eight just lazily. You don't think where you put the
Speaker 1: long back on without putting your hand to it. He
Speaker 1: was just trying to deal with his foot. Dog was
Speaker 1: taken off up towards anyway. You wouldn't believe what I
Speaker 1: saw on sick killed her? What did you say? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a coffee sating morning. There's ten fifteen. Everyone
Speaker 1: stood outside by the little magic window. We we wait
Speaker 1: for the coffee to be given to us. And there
Speaker 1: was a group of three twenty somethings as you young
Speaker 1: looking people all right, all shiny skins and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and then was a you know when you see someone
Speaker 1: walking down the street, there's an intensity to me, you
Speaker 1: go get a load of this. There was no one there,
Speaker 1: but I was like looking at that. Check out this
Speaker 1: lady here walking in a manner, no no bitument. What
Speaker 1: right with this crappy little yappy dog trailing alongside behind her?
Speaker 1: Yappy dog cox its leg right by one of these
Speaker 1: twenty year olds and peace on her.
Speaker 3: That's happened to me before. There's a dog is peed
Speaker 3: on me there, I'm a lamp post, yes, and it
Speaker 3: didn't rush.
Speaker 1: It's so yeah, it's so offensive. Right. So I said
Speaker 1: that this lady right, she didn't even know her leg
Speaker 1: was being peed on, all right, And I said, hey,
Speaker 1: that dog's been and I shouting after Craig Greately and
Speaker 1: I went, hey, your dog's just paid on this lady's leg.
Speaker 1: And she just turned turns around, doesn't say sorry, She
Speaker 1: goes to the dog. What did you do that for?
Speaker 1: And it just marches off. I'm sin Kilda. Don't believe
Speaker 1: what he saw? I told you. I said that I
Speaker 1: haven't got anything else chambered. You have pho Jack then
Speaker 1: landon sin Kilda anyway, tomorrow is back then the most
Speaker 1: strangest and unusual thing you've seen. Also, we want to
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