WEBVTT - FULL: Only Nerds Drink Water 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Question. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:06.480 Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:12.520 No, no, no, don't be dissing it talking goat at hotmail. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:18.640 Dot Company's three Gammy I The Christian O'Connell Show Gold 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.480 one oh four point three? Where's that gammy? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:23.720 I there? 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:25.320 If you should see it? 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:29.760 Yeah, it's two lots of antibiotics? Someone now, who lots? 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:30.720 But it's much better. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:33.920 Happy Monday everyone, Good morning church, Good to see you guys. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.800 Come on in, Patsy, Hey, how was everybody's weekend? Do 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.520 you have good weekend? 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.199 Yeah? Paty, I heard you had those neuron scooters in 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.680 the news this morning. I've been on the neuron scooters, 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.840 so maybe I'm one of the hooligans they're talking about. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.879 Who is Neuron Neurons the maker of the scooters that was. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:56.480 Seving about neuron it's coming to my neurons. Please be careful, 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.400 just say the scooters. So is that the company? 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.639 That's the company that's the appy touristic? 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.160 Isn't it a neuron? They're controlled by your neurons. You 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.360 don't need to tell that your neurons guide to buy? 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:06.280 What was it like? 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.880 It's actually really good and I'm surprised that they've got 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.000 people saying that kids are speeding around on them because 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.320 they've got a locked off mac speed. You can only 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.640 go twenty kilometers an hour. I felt too slow on it, 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.759 if anything, but. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.119 Just because that's the pace that you run your life. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.760 You're fast, furious on that thing, you know. So where 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:24.560 did you go on it? 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.520 I went down to Saint Kilda Beach, rode it from 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.760 Port Melbourne to Saint Kilda, and Bianka didn't want to 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.440 go on one, So then I just had to go 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:38.240 on my own and then circle back to her child. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.759 She she didn't want to go on it. Your ship 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:44.720 points out eight months pregnant, No one won, eight months pregnant. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.600 Was were traveling at twenty k an hour on a 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:50.480 flipping board. She didn't want to go on it. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:57.160 Yeah, doing donuts and you've got an ice rob She 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:58.200 got an ice cream. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:01:59.640 You get an ice cream on your video. 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.360 And I made a film me going on as well, 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:03.480 film running up and. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:09.119 Down, humidity in all of it. The sadness, man, you're 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.160 gonna be a dadding boy's time. Get the sauting system. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.280 I guess that's what you're doing, guys. I had that 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:15.600 wisdom two thous on Friday. 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:16.359 How do you feel? 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.600 God, it's just stranger going there, you know. And I 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.359 don't know when you go to the dentist sometimes whether 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.200 you always look over that tray of their torture and implements. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.160 But normally if you're going for filling or just a 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.480 check up, they got the old pickie pick thing, that 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.440 little mouth pick out, and the little mirror and the 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.360 little mirror seeing me of those see it was like 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:38.880 metallic crowbars for your mouth, four steps some other thing 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.400 that about three different angles on it. I was like, 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.760 what's it going to do? Break my head in half 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.720 and rip it out three different local anesthetics, and then 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:52.120 they yank. It's this fifteen minutes of yanking. Then some 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:57.359 strange drill went in, like a plane or something. That's 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:00.840 what one boy was like, what oh? And then it's 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:05.160 the drawling for hours afterwards, and the puffy cheek as well. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:06.920 I'll tell you one thing though. He gave me a 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.160 prescription for cody. Yep, you ever had that before? 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.280 I've had I've had something similar when I had the nose. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.040 When they went in, tell you where you gotta be. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.640 No one of that stuff is addictive, he said, to me, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.519 just take three and then don't take any more. Now 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:24.880 I know why he wore me. The first one I 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.320 had Friday night, right so I couldn't drink obviously, and 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.640 so I had one. And that I was like in 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.800 this blissful Staine the kids. It's in a good mood. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.800 It makes you warm, and. 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:37.160 Dad is so high right now, I think I've wet myself. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.520 I love it. I actually thought this is how I 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.240 meant to be. Imagine if I pot one of these, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.680 or course before the radio show we're going to take 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:50.200 over Joe Rogan next Saturday morning work, I need to 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.640 bin these. Yeah you too, seriously, that is I'm the 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.800 next Matthew Perry. I was looking at photos of him 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.600 now going I don't want us to have a reunion 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.920 twenty years from now. People go, what happened to christ 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.160 It was all right to the had that wisd. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.080 To and it was never the discovered code. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:08.360 In the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.160 On Friday show, We're about to mark your at work 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.320 time wasters, which if you don't normally hear what happens 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.360 in the last half hour of the show, our time 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.880 wasster is something we do every day we give you 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:19.680 a new one every single day you send them in. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:23.960 Jack marks them and we award gold, silver bronzes. However, 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.839 last half out of the show on Friday, somewhent wrong 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.560 with the text machine. It just sort of had a meltdown, 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.560 and so everyone who's sent them in, which is a 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.320 couple of hundred people, felt bad. So I said, we 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:40.120 marked them now. So for the first time ever, we're 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.479 marking Fridays at work time waster, which was with the 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.880 start of the Winter Olympics, which we should just say 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.800 Australia's had a big weekend. You want two medals? 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.440 Yeah, and two medals puts us in the sixth place 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.480 already on the overall tealing. 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.720 I'm live at the middle table right now. Norway is 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.680 on top with three medals. Australia's doing very well six 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:04.480 ways with two medals. New Zealand is in ninth place. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:08.360 UK nowhere near that medal table and not great at 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.839 the Winter Olympics. All right. So on Friday, the time 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:16.880 waster was Winter Olympic Movies. Jack, are you ready, Tomark, 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.360 Let's go How to lose a medal in ten days? 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.960 Silver mol on luge gold. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:30.520 That's very good. One on Tony con Ariel Gold Beauty 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.880 and the Skeet Gold. I'm a Sledden Gold, both of 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:39.760 those from Peter well done, Peter broke back, Moguls Silver, 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:45.880 the Greatest Snowman Gold, curl interrupted. Damn, I was trying 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.600 to think of a curling on Friday. That's a good one. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:48.200 Silver plus. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.920 I didn't like it might but I liked it. Look 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:55.120 Who's curling Gold, Sharpie World done, Blizzard of Oz Silver, 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.159 How to lose You are in ten days Gold, forty 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.880 first skates Silver you me and. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.920 Brabrie Gold plus. 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:12.599 That is very good. Gorillas will demissed Bronze, the Mogulator 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:17.440 Bronze we brought to lose Gold, Go to end on 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:17.680 a goal. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.160 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:26.960 This is huge, Guys, neighbors after forty years is being axed. Now. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.440 This won't be that big news here, but in the 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.120 UK where it's watched by a daily audits or it 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.279 used to be to a couple of years ago of 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.359 five million people before the internet. Stuff on that For 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.479 a lot of people in the UK, myself included. It 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.479 was our first real what we thought Australia was done. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:45.200 It was a window on Australia, the Sunny country, the 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.080 sunny people, all the goings on. So this is hues 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:51.320 that neighbors is ending. After forty years, it would be 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:51.960 no more. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:55.000 And it's because the UK has decided to anymore. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:59.359 It's streaming And Joe Rogan I didn't make a compilation 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.320 turned that. He's used the other end word, which his nameless. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.440 He's had a pop at it. Jack, how was your weekend? 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:05.240 What did he get up to. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.880 Oh, I've got a great recommendation for both of you. Actually, 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.640 it's sometimes amazing me the things that are right here 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.120 in the city that we don't know about. But did 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.920 you know from Saint Kilda to Port Melbourne there's a 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:20.280 one to one billion scale model of our solar system? 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:20.960 What do you mean? 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.560 Five point nine kilometers from Saint Kilda Marina near Lunar 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.920 Park down to Port Melbourne you can see the Sun 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:31.680 all the way through the planets until Pluto at the end. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.200 So you walk up to a scale model, you might 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.360 have seen the Sun because you're down that way. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:38.880 I've seen the big thing by now I know it's 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.640 the Sun. I didn't know what it was. It was 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.440 a sculpture, just like a big bat. It's like a 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.080 ride that broken and become dis lost from Luna Park, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.960 like some keyboard bearing from the Roda coast. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.360 So the Sun's obviously the biggest one because they're all 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.600 to scale. So the Sun is a big broad scale, 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.240 but obviously not it's not a one to one scale. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.920 But like you said, it's just scale because you wouldn't 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.600 just sit on the foreshore. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.480 You go up to it and then if you bothered 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.560 to read the plaque, you'll see this is the Melbourne 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.000 Solar System Trail and this is the Sun. And if 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.200 you go one hundred meters you'll run into Mercury, one 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.200 hundred meters from that you'll run into Venus, so on. 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:18.320 So forward the cool thing. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.760 So you obviously did the walk. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.400 We did the walk. How far is it? How tricksy? 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.240 That's the thing. It's almost six kilometers long because the 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.880 first few planets are really close, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.320 you can see him all the next one hundred meters away. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.680 Then you start getting to Jupiter and he's like another 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.280 two kilometers away. You get to Neptune, he's like five kilometers. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.559 So do you do it over the weekend? 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.080 We did that We did it yesterday, beautiful. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.080 Day, but hot, and your wife is a month from 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:44.600 given birth. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.640 That's right, she's thirty six weeks pregnant, so she's trying 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.040 to try her best. Actually she did a great job. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.640 We would have gone four and a half k's but 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.600 we decided not to go to Pluto because it was 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.959 just that little bit too far, probably another kilometer and 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:57.280 a half. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:58.680 Well, then she could have given birth. You have to 0:08:58.679 --> 0:08:59.560 call your son Pluto. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.680 And also Pluto has been now dismissed as one of 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:06.079 the planets. He's a dwarf planet, so they probably should 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.160 remove his sculpture from the shn't just finish it up 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.240 at neptub But worth doing, definitely worth doing. You learned 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.360 so much about the planets, what do you know? Get this? 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:21.720 Venus has longer days than it has years, so it 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.319 takes longer for it to rotate one day two hundred 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.920 and forty odd days than it does to take to 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:29.480 go around the Sun and two undred and twenty days. 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:30.400 Now, that is interesting. 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:35.679 Why is that great question? Great question? I don't know. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.520 Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.200 You were read on Chili Peppers Fan. Yeah, of course, yeah, 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.640 over the weekend. I was listening to some new music 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.800 and I found out that he got a new song out. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.960 And as I'm listening to some thinking, why the hell 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:57.319 is Anthony Keidis singing in an Irish accent? It isn't 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.880 list it a new one? Black Summer. I mean that's 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.720 right away. It's a Chili Peppers title. Isn't it black Summer? 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.840 Because guys, those come heres, it has been a black 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:10.959 summer Irish accent Anthony kis text war. If you do 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:19.280 sink into it a lazy renews of normal, then it 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:19.640 gets more. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.679 Guys. Refuse to cry. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:29.080 Cremation, take said peace of your supplies. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:35.560 She's starting to get Irish. Now the night is dress slag. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:50.720 Now a say lucifu to sorry California Green. AnyWho, let's 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.760 get into the mashups. So we call it on Monday. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.839 They call the Monday mash Ups. Thank you very much 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.880 to everyone who sends them in. Two very very different 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.240 songs mashed to get to create a brand new one. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.079 Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Best one from the 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:05.960 last time we did this was Wam Wake me Up 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:13.280 before you go go. You take Wham and you take 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.480 some panic at the disco I write sins, not tragedies. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:22.480 People ever heard of? Put them together? You get this, 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:29.920 let's don't work, heard up, closing, tamped up. It's much 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:34.480 better to face these kinds of all right. So that's 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.800 the mashups, brand new ones. Gregg in Wearabe Centers. This 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:45.200 one's celebration, great song, Call on the Gang. All right. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:48.160 So you've got celebration Call on the Gang and quiet 0:11:48.360 --> 0:12:02.280 Riot Metal Health, and you get celebrate banging your head 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:19.000 your favorite. This is very good. I want to hear 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.480 more of that one. That's a great one. Well done, Greg, 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:34.920 you're warriby. Thanks for that. Phoebe Africa Toto All Star 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:39.240 by smash Mouse. Somebody what told me the world is 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.960 going to roll me the shop? Put them together? You've 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:50.120 got hey, now you're in Africa, somebody wan, this ain't great? 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.480 Is too terrific? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:13:00.439 Listen? Insult to both of them. Sorry, Phoebe notes, Sarah's 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.400 got this one. Hotel California by the Eagles. Sorry, Hotel 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:14.040 California by the Eagles, Welcome and the medal Chili Peppers 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:33.800 was irish. Put them together. You've got Hotel Fornication. Yeah, 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:46.520 kind of works. That's good. Last one, this one then Stephen, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.439 you've got all of for Christmas? Is you buy Mariah 0:13:49.480 --> 0:14:00.839 Carey and then fan favor with Patty Cranked out by 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:05.120 Soldier Boy. She who loves this song. She's always walking 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:12.680 around and and going crankcas Soldier by told you Boy. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.439 By me Crag you Wire. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:24.400 She loves her thumb. Soja Bai put them together. There's 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:29.720 no way this is good. Crank that Christmas by Meg. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.720 You are. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:41.080 This superman, beautiful beautiful man. Stop the right down you 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:41.800 want to get off? 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:48.520 No, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.720 Now that the kids are about to school means that every 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.640 mom and dad has the unique hell of dragging their 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:57.560 kids out of bed at the weekend on a Saturday 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:03.640 for Saturday Sports. So my wife and I had two daughters, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.960 fifteen year old seventeen year old. My wife decided that 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.600 she would take the easy option. The seventeen year old, 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.680 she's okay getting out of bed early in the morning 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.920 on Saturday. She's decided to after last year rowing Jimber 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.360 when I was twice a week before that before even 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.800 get into a dropping off at five am for training. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:23.160 Enormous effort. And she's in the middle of winter. Yeah, 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.600 pouring rain. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.160 Out on a lake. Right. She's now retired as a 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:31.040 hour and she decided to pick another really intense sport. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:35.720 She went for lawn bowls because she's seventeen going on seventeen. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.640 So she had a big old lawn bowls showdown against 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.680 her two other schools of the weekend and she actually 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.600 she actually won. My wife de said that I would 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.080 take Lois, our fifteen year old, and this is where 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.800 the trouble was going, right, We made a deal on Friday. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.680 I said to her, Hey, listen, you know it doesn't 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.680 need to be doesn't need to be bad, does it? 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.880 Tomorrow morning? It can be easy, all right, I said, 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:59.960 tell you what. I will go and get a coffee 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.160 in your favorite muffin. I'll bring up to your bench 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.680 and want to wake me up. So that's a ready there. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.440 Then I'll let you fifteen minutes to get ready. I said. Afterwards, 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.080 I know a favorite thing to do is go to 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.640 Maccas when once you're done, you've got a treat. Afterwards, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.840 we'll go to Maccas. She's like, okay, fast forward to 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.560 I get the muffin, I get the coffee. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:20.520 I'm going out. Oh, don't forget about. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.600 Then I start doing the dad thing and I open 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.640 up the blinds, doing this move beauty, another great dawn. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.400 Oh my god, that's too rise, too right. It's not 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:35.240 a vampire anyway. She comes down and she says straight away, 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.440 she's this pissy and I said, listen, you're going to 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:40.040 need a cap. It's really not up there. No, I said, 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:41.600 you have to wear a cap. I said, you know 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.320 you're playing tennis. The sun could be in your eyes. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.400 Daring I had a cap. I said, please, can we 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.520 just take the cap? Then it was like what she 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.040 needed to take bottle of water. Said you have to 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.200 take water. Now the squares did that went, it's not 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:54.800 sore to hydrate you playing for two hours. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.600 I remember that from high school. Only nerds drank water. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.320 Come on in the world, Hi, we're getting the car. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:06.000 Frosty awkward silence. Right as we pull up at Albert Park, 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.919 I go, listen, I'm gonna hang around rather than go 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.359 home and get you, I'm gonna wander around. Albert Part's 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:15.240 got so many lovely trees I've never seen before. She goes, right, okay, 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:18.360 please don't come anywhere near the tennis court. So obviously 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.720 after an hour. Right, I creep around the back. There's 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.000 some trees and a couple of hedges, and I'm watching her. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.440 She's actually doing really well. So we'll get my phone out, right, 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.719 I start to film it, just show her later going 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.400 you're doing really well. After out two minutes of secretly 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.639 filming my daughter from half behind a tree, whatever, friends 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:37.600 looks around and goes goes, oh, hi, Christian Lois is 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:42.520 over there. Ah, oh that's not that's not Lois. I 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.280 delete the video. Delete that. I think, what if something 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.800 happened to me, like a car crashing away home my family? 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:52.560 So I was going to the phone going look behind 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.120 a tree. We never really knew him? 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.320 How about are those eyes getting terrible? 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:00.400 Jack? I remember a couple of years ago on sports, Right, 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.800 I got there and I was giving the double thumbs up, 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:06.280 So I thought was lowess. Sarah goes, that's the new 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.960 girl my leave from Taiwan. All right, I sworn gonna 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.480 sworn that was Lowis. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.879 You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.560 So this is going to be Jack's last week working 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.760 with me and Patsy in the studio. Then he's gonna 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:24.960 be doing the show from home because you want to 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:27.359 isolate on you and your wife getting COVID before she 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:29.840 gives birth in what four weeks roughly. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.879 Yeah, roughly the start of March. March four is his 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.840 due date, so somewhere around there. So I'll do this 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:36.840 week in here, then I'll do it from home. And 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.399 I'm actually feeling much more confident about the actual labor 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:41.960 now because I've been giving me. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:43.920 Because you don't have to do anything. I mean, yeah, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.439 I was, you know, walk of the town because I 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.040 didn't have to push person out. My I didn't have 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:49.880 to push a person out. 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.160 Okay, I'm looking forward to he's confident. 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:57.520 Hey, ladies, don't worry. The guy's got this. I'm actually 0:18:57.520 --> 0:18:58.359 really relaxed about it. 0:18:58.440 --> 0:18:58.600 Yeah. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:02.560 Yeah, you should be, because sit the ure citnature. Sit 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:03.360 this one out. Guy. 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:05.359 I'm excited for the challenge for both of us. And 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:07.240 obviously she's got a different challenge to what I have. 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:08.600 But I've been given my. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:11.760 Two different challenge. Right down a piece of paper in 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:15.600 a thousand words, What is your challenge? What snacks to have? 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.080 What will your story be told? 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:24.800 These are my jobs during the labor. Remind beanchor to 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.000 breathe and set the vibe. 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.600 In or need that post it note, don't we breathe? 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:32.760 Yeah, set the vibe in the room, and protect the 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:36.840 vibe of the room. And I'm your master general, Yes 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:37.200 I am. 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.760 Good luck, Brianka. The vibe master is Jack. 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.040 Wait till she walks into this oasis. 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:45.280 I am going to walk into What's what's going to 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:46.120 what's she going to see? 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:49.399 You'll think of the most meditative state you've ever been in, 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:54.000 like Barley Retreat style. She's going to walk in there. 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.840 Get a horrible tattoo, get her hair braided. 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:02.199 It's it's going to be calm music. Everything's going to 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:06.440 be at this level, soft music. Lights right down. Over 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:10.120 the weekend, I went and picked up fairy lights hand. Yeah, 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:12.440 so I'm going to string them up around the room. 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.040 Actually were nice, creating a different kind of viber. 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:17.600 She's going to be so blissful in there. 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:19.000 She's just going to slide out. 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:20.200 She won't even feel the pace. 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:25.639 I didn't realize he came out another human slinky like 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:27.160 Jack just slimped out of there. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.359 And then the piece the resistance is the playlist that 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.080 I'm creating. Every day, I'm adding a new song at 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:35.000 this level. 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:41.440 To be screaming behind this here, you're not here on 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.760 Vibe Master General Jack bostwatch. 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:45.320 He loved every last week when I said that Jack 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:47.160 Johnson was going to be on the playlist. 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:48.320 If it's guitar backers. 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:52.040 If anything, Jack Johnson's too upbeat for her playlist. 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:59.080 Said, no one died it down Jack Johnson. If I 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:01.920 heard even a cafe playing this, I'm walking the other way. 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:03.560 So this is on the plainlist. 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:05.560 But that's on the playlist, but I might skip it 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:08.040 if it's too if that's too much, because I'm going 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:10.160 really I want to really bring it down. 0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:12.520 Perhaps you laughing this because I had all this stuff 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.960 made the playlist, got all the sense there went on 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:16.680 a lot of ACTI pressure calls for a day. 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:19.240 I'm actually I was planning to ask you about I said. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.000 Don't bother. They don't want they didn't want you anywhere 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:24.680 near them. They're screaming. They're in so much pain, aren't 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:25.160 you batsy? 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:28.119 Well see, I didn't labor. I just had a straight 0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:32.520 out caesar. So I cut to the chase a salad 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:42.240 for all that white tell me, is she. 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:47.240 Let's go ahead? 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:51.960 Is she having any say in what music or have 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:54.200 you got total like control. 0:21:54.960 --> 0:21:57.200