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Speaker 1: While you're at home. This is Will and wood.

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Speaker 2: They are home, Mama, and they're gone tree. We're light's

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Speaker 2: plum tree, I see, but the calf randa alp them

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Speaker 2: And where the Woodies show is there?

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Speaker 3: That's right light from Woodi's front porch. Here listen a

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Speaker 3: Will and Woody streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Hope everyone's

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Speaker 3: having a wonderful Friday in isolation.

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Speaker 1: A piping hot show Woods.

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Speaker 2: Sports of Sisler. Will. It's a real says, Piping hot

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Speaker 2: peaking duck is how I describe our show.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know if I would, But anyway, Woods,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what he's piping hot peaking duck. Man.

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Speaker 3: What he's piping hot peaking duck is to make that

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Speaker 3: you've been approached by a couple to be their sperm, don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean we discussed this on the show yesterday. Amazingly,

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Speaker 3: are one of the women in couple, Teagan. She is

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Speaker 3: going to be on the show this afternoon after five o'clock.

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Speaker 2: And this is gonna be the first time I've actually spoken.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She slipped into my DMS like that's how this all started.

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Speaker 5: Most women do.

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Speaker 2: No, that's that's incorrect, but yes, we speak for it

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Speaker 2: the first time after five o'clock. I'm super excited. I'm

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Speaker 2: very on the fence about the whole thing, but good

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Speaker 2: chance to ask some questions.

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Speaker 3: I cannot wait for that guy. So if you gotta

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Speaker 3: get out of your car, iHeartRadio. I'm actually a download us.

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Speaker 1: You can stream it. They're five and a bucks to

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Speaker 1: give away at five o'clock and right up next. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this mythical.

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Speaker 3: Talent will be something that is spoken about for an age.

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Speaker 3: You tell us what's in your glove box on thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh six five. We will tell you what your

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Speaker 3: job is. It's that simple, people. Thirday one oh six

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Speaker 3: five is a phone number. What's in your glove box?

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Speaker 3: We will do it right up next, podcasting now, right now, Woods,

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Speaker 3: let's make some serious magic on the radio.

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Speaker 2: This is serious magic. So you guys just tell us

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Speaker 2: what is in your glove box and we are able

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Speaker 2: to tell you what your job is. I can't explain it,

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Speaker 2: no one can explain it. We've got Wayne here on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five. Wayne, what's in your glovebox? Mate?

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Speaker 6: I've got a float?

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Speaker 2: What sorry, a wooden float? A wooden float, wooden float?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what what is it?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Wayne? What is a float?

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Speaker 6: A trout?

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Speaker 1: A trout? You've got You've got a frout, A trout

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Speaker 1: like a spade, like a mini spade.

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Speaker 6: Okay, like a head trout.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm hearing. I don't I don't know if

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Speaker 1: we need to get to the bottom of what it

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Speaker 1: is you do a wooden object, that is that is

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Speaker 1: in the shape of a trout.

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Speaker 2: It's a square. So you've got Okay, you've got this

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Speaker 2: wooden piece of something. What else have you got in there? Wayne?

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Speaker 7: Baby?

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Speaker 2: Watch, baby wipes? Okay, the groover?

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Speaker 1: Groover?

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Speaker 2: What is a groover?

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Speaker 1: What is this little box of tricks you've got in there?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, he's got a groover in thereover.

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Speaker 1: We've got the fish, We've got the baby.

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Speaker 6: That's about it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: We don't know what two out of three of the

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Speaker 3: But Wayne, can I can I ask? Given that we

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Speaker 3: don't know what the trout is and obviously you explaining

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Speaker 3: what it is is getting lost in translation, can you

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Speaker 3: tell us what it's used for? Concrete?

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Speaker 5: Con grew.

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Speaker 2: Pretty huge bit of intel he's given us.

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Speaker 5: He may have just given it a.

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Speaker 2: Guy, and I'm assuming a groover is probably another tool

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Speaker 2: that we don't understand because we're not handy men. Will

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Speaker 2: We're not.

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Speaker 1: No, I think we approved that by the fact that.

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Speaker 3: Or is.

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Speaker 2: He sounds like a construction go with a baby, doesn't he?

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Speaker 1: Let's go harder out of man? He's edits for concrete,

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Speaker 2: You're a concrete that's it?

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Speaker 3: You know what, Wayne? I feel I feel guilty about that.

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Speaker 3: I feel I almost feel a bit dirty.

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Speaker 1: About that one.

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Speaker 5: Thanks the core Way because.

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Speaker 2: He said concrete.

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Speaker 3: Just this segment, you're thinking, oh your good one. Boys, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean he told you it was with concrete. Sure,

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Speaker 3: you know two and two ecals four.

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Speaker 1: We got there.

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Speaker 2: We'll prove ourselves with Ashley. Ashley, what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 6: I've got a Swiss army knife.

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Speaker 1: Joey And.

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Speaker 2: What the hell Joey teeth? Why did you steal a

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Speaker 6: Just kind of like it?

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Speaker 2: No, but seriously, like you've got a Joey's a baby

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Speaker 6: Yes, so it's for bottle feeding. A Joey.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, peep plays that you got a Swiss army

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Speaker 5: Did you say yep?

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Speaker 2: Okay, and that's it.

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Speaker 2: Joey Teats is obviously huge cheating here, don't they Well

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Speaker 1: But she works with animals, so I think we just

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Speaker 2: What that is. I don't think there's nothing Joey's in

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Speaker 2: people how good we are. Well, I mean, where are

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Speaker 3: So just to confirm you want to go with either

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Speaker 3: leaning you towards them? The Joey teats No, no, obviously.

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Speaker 1: But likes not the CDs.

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Speaker 3: Mate. I'm saying, like, what what other part of that

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Speaker 2: Means Swiss army knife because you know, sometimes I imagine

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Speaker 6: I like that.

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Speaker 2: That's feeling like wildlife ranger.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that.

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Speaker 2: Actually, Reckon, you're a wildlife ranger. Nope, what are you, Ashley?

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Speaker 1: I'm a zoo keeper.

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Speaker 2: O God, I'm gonna be honest. That was all me

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Speaker 2: I tell you what, we haven't proven anything this time.

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Speaker 2: I rememb're going to have to go again thirteen one

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Speaker 2: for the first time. You know, even Copperfield stuffs up

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Speaker 2: a couple of magic tricks. Sometimes Act two.

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Speaker 1: Will be very good podcasting. Now some wizardry woods.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, some wizardry from the boys.

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Speaker 1: It's what's in your glotbox?

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Speaker 2: First, sorcery, will I think this is sorcery as opposed

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Speaker 2: to wizardry. But you know, potato potato. We've got Sammy

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Speaker 6: Yeah, easy, Hey guys, how are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 6: So in the glove box we have what boxer cleanic

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Speaker 6: sisions hand sanitizer which is demanded.

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Speaker 2: And okay, hmm okay charging what safe guy is? What

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Speaker 2: I'm getting will really safe guy? Macterial. He's got the mask,

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Speaker 2: he's got the tissues, he's all harge in ca able

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Speaker 2: the safest man in Australia.

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Speaker 1: He's prepared, he's got everything covered off.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't occupations need to be prepared well?

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Speaker 3: Emergency workers ourgency workers do?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Emergency worker?

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Speaker 1: Is he safe or is he just like a bit neurotic?

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Speaker 2: Gee?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like? Emergency worker probably have a flare in there, you know.

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Speaker 1: Little bit, a little bit weird.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're getting a bit personal on Sammy.

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Speaker 1: Let's focus.

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Speaker 2: Could he also be health worker though, given that he's

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Speaker 1: I think we need to be sure that it's health.

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Speaker 1: It has to be something to do with the health.

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Speaker 5: No, okay, me neither.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't mind. Paramedic.

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Speaker 2: you're a paramedic?

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Speaker 1: I no, that's a fair point.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean that otherwise that destroys the how

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Speaker 1: Let's go with paramedic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sammy American, you're a paramedic.

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Speaker 4: No I'm not.

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Speaker 1: We're told.

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Speaker 6: I'm a pharmacist.

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Speaker 2: Love Farmers makes sense. So of course he's got the

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Speaker 2: anti bacterial in the mark. He gets it off the stock.

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Speaker 2: You know, stock price. Of course should have it all

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Speaker 2: will We've got Michelle here, he's.

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Speaker 1: Got every farm It's just let's Michelle, Michelle. What's in

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Speaker 1: your guard box?

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Speaker 6: I have my card?

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Speaker 1: Books?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, a pen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, calculator Okay, no offense to you, Michelle, but pretty standard.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking book bookworm office job style kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's work with that.

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Speaker 5: Calculators you've got your.

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Speaker 3: Calculators, you've got your notepad, yes, going and by your

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Speaker 3: reasoning before, she probably should have it all the office.

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Speaker 5: But again that destroys the game.

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Speaker 6: No, yeah it does.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's not do that. We have fun with

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Speaker 2: this calculator pen no pad, I mean the stinks of

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Speaker 2: an accountant to me, I'm riching on account Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: happy to shoot from the gig game. I know we're cold,

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Speaker 2: but I think when you cald somebodyho's got to shoot

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Speaker 1: Are you sure?

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Speaker 2: I think we're overthinking the others. Michelle, you're a goddamn accountant.

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Speaker 6: Clode book keeper. Give it to the point, give.

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Speaker 2: Account the same keeper.

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Speaker 1: Chat splitting is pasting now woods before you all right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you allowed one rank phone topic on a Friday,

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Speaker 2: The pub was operating as normal, everyone was in there drinking.

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Speaker 2: Imagine the police they opened the cupboard doors, there's just

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Speaker 2: It should be more like this because we might get

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Speaker 3: Your best what's your best cupboard story? Give it to

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Speaker 2: Okay, Elon Musk, you found in a cupboard? Yeah you

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Speaker 2: I'll top it right now, Channing Tatum, you get home,

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Speaker 2: and like, what the hell Channing Tatum is in my cupboard?

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Speaker 2: I know that's outrageous.

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Speaker 2: What's a wheelchair doing in this cupboard? No one needs

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Speaker 2: Well, why don't we go to a sign? Okay, and

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Speaker 2: Trilling. Now, a pub was raided in England because they

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Speaker 2: So thirteen one O sixty five. Naturally, I want to

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Speaker 2: We've we've got Mick. What a topic to call up

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Speaker 2: for meck Mick, who or what did you find in

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Speaker 7: So there's a bit of a backstory to this, but

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Speaker 3: The I'm gonna, I'm gonna, We're just gonna rattle you

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Speaker 7: So yeah, I just I think he just genuinely thought

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Speaker 1: Realize that, Yeah, well, maybe he's found a loophole then,

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Speaker 2: How he got Daniel here? Now on Daniel, Who or

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Speaker 2: what did you find in the cabin mate?

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Speaker 4: Hey guys, A couple of years ago, I was at

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Speaker 4: Grandma's house. Yeah, and I found a tin of Keen's

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Speaker 5: That was used by the day I was born.

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Speaker 1: Did you open it, Daniel? Not straight in the bin?

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Speaker 2: I mean you wouldn't like curry powder though. How oft

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Speaker 4: No, I don't in the bin?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Fair yeah, yeah, fair enough. The people pay good

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Speaker 2: money for that, you know, and antiquities and whatnot. Well antics, antics,

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Speaker 2: we've got Jesse. You're on thirteen one or sixty five?

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Speaker 1: Jess, No, just very quickly.

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Speaker 5: No one will pay any money for that, Okay, fair enough?

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Speaker 2: Who or what did you find in a cabine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So I was about sixteen and I bought some concert tickets. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Oh our old story.

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Speaker 1: How old were you? Jess?

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Speaker 2: Oh so awwod it's tough because you're old enough to

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Speaker 1: Never have woods. Hopefully will you found your parents?

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Speaker 2: Will move on to Glenn thirty one and six five. Glenn,

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Speaker 2: who or what did you find in the cupboard?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Boys, it wasn't so much a cupboard, but we're of

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Speaker 7: Good, very good happened.

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Speaker 1: Someone had to do it, didn't they telling he is

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Speaker 1: in on that one for Glenn. Thanks for the calling now.

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Speaker 3: A couple of days ago, Nick Curios's number got given

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Speaker 3: So I had the absolute pleasure of giving out Well,

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Speaker 3: I was actually quite kind about it. I only gave

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Speaker 5: In your phone number, such an asker.

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Speaker 1: There's only eight of them, and I suppose you know

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Speaker 3: Two digits to fill in right, which you know, as

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Speaker 1: That it could have been.

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Speaker 3: But if it was one hundred combinations, that means that

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Speaker 5: That'll open it for it.

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Speaker 2: No numbers and what is one? No no numbers?

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Speaker 1: And what is one? Someone guessed it? Someone guessed what

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Speaker 3: Your phone has some amazing voicemails on it now because

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Speaker 3: those numbers got leaked live on air. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: plan them for everybody right up next posting now Woods

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Speaker 3: yesterday I had great pleasure in this. Of course, you

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Speaker 2: No no, no numbers and what is one? No no

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Speaker 1: And what he is is one? So we threw that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, within two minutes, Mitch had it. Yeah, pretty brilliant stuff.

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Speaker 3: And there was a five hundred dollars EVA Vout're writing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Mitch went from hero to zero when he

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Speaker 2: we have that audio of when Mitch was on air? No,

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Speaker 2: we done beautiful perfect. The EP's listening, just not sat

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Speaker 1: Was phenomenal stuff.

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Speaker 3: In his victory, he's had a swipe at you revealed

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Speaker 3: like you know a second, yes, yes, yeah, he just

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden my phone starts lighting up. And look,

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Speaker 2: to be honest with you, about twenty of the voicemails

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Speaker 2: we just can't play on air because I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I think mainly men just found it really funny to

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Speaker 2: the ones we can play. There's a few here. A

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Speaker 2: few things you need to preface these is that I

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Speaker 2: like to call myself the mongoose when I'm doing things

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Speaker 2: that involve speed. I know that's weird, but I call

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Speaker 2: myself the mongoose. And obviously we were giving away money.

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Speaker 2: That's all you need to know. And here are a

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Speaker 2: few voice mails that I did receive.

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Speaker 3: A longer.

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Speaker 6: Call me back longer, Hey Woody.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know if I won'er price.

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Speaker 6: If you can, please call it back. Thank you, Hey Woody, still.

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Speaker 1: So big.

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Speaker 3: Thanks to all those people that have got Woody's number.

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Speaker 3: Just store it, just save it, save it for a

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Speaker 3: Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: I've changed my number, Yes I have.

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Speaker 1: I can read the whole thing out again if you

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Speaker 1: continue with the.

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Speaker 2: Lie, No, well I have changed my number so you can.

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Speaker 2: You can stop trying to call whoever that person is,

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Speaker 2: because not.

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Speaker 1: Me, I know one believes you. Please keep calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: loving the voicemails.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 1: W huh, this is will and will slime from Wardies

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Speaker 1: front porch.

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Speaker 3: He hope everybody's having a ripper of a Friday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us. Right up next, look a

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Speaker 1: bit of an extraordinary rating radio event.

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Speaker 3: I know we've been talking about this a little bit,

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Speaker 3: but just so you know, it isn't idiot like.

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Speaker 1: It's funny in a lot of ways, but it's also

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Speaker 3: That is.

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Speaker 1: Could would he be a sperm doner? He's had two

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Speaker 1: women approach him, and we're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna have one of them, Tiagan on the radio to

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Speaker 3: talk about it right up next.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet it. We've only spoken on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: I've got a lot of questions and I'm sure we'll

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Speaker 1: Karl Wait, gonna be right up next to willow Woodie.

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Speaker 1: But right now, let's give away five hundred bucks at

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Speaker 1: the straight. He's easy as quiz arillusesius. Fine.

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Speaker 2: Today we have got Carlie Kelly. The rules are simple.

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Speaker 2: There's thirty seconds on the clock. You can pass on

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Speaker 2: any question. We have to take your first answer first,

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Speaker 2: and you've got to get ten questions right. How we feeling,

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Speaker 2: Carly Never nervous?

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Speaker 1: Nervous?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Carlie, I always say this speed, just get through

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Speaker 2: as many questions as you can. It doesn't matter about

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Speaker 2: getting them wrong. You just have to answer as many

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Speaker 2: as you can. Okay, good luck with you, Carlie.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yep?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Thirty seconds on the clock. What is your favorite movie?

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Speaker 6: She divided?

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Speaker 1: Should Pineapple be on pizza?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: What's twenty five divided by one one?

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Speaker 5: Who has the hit song dance Monkey?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Who has the hit song dance Monkey? What a strained

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Speaker 3: city is known as the city of churches?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, past?

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Speaker 1: How many eggs in a baker's dozen?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: What sound does a clantfish make? A What do you

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Speaker 3: put in the toaster? What's what's Drayne Chohnson's nickname?

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Speaker 2: Sean?

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Speaker 6: I'm no past.

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Speaker 1: We haven't got there, Sean lock Johnson got there?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Could it go through a few of them?

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Speaker 1: Carly?

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Speaker 2: I mean I feel like you were thrown early just

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Speaker 2: with your favorite movie, like it's a weird you weren't

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Speaker 2: expecting that question. You thought a lot about it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: does it's a great movie, no doubt? And that was correct.

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Speaker 2: But we took a lot of time there, and then

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Speaker 2: we were behind the eight ball. Question three twenty five

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Speaker 2: divided by one is twenty five. It's not one. Question

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Speaker 2: five here at the city at churches, that's adelaide, Ah, adelaide.

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Speaker 2: There a Baker's dozen. So the reason a bakers doesn't

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Speaker 2: is thirteen not twelve. I actually didn't know that either.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know why the bakers are off there,

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Speaker 2: but everyone else there, Cali, you got correct.

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Speaker 1: Off they're generous, you know, like they're throwing it in there. Right.

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Speaker 2: That's what that means. Yah, that's what that means. Have

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Speaker 2: a great weekend, all the same, Carl. And actually question

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Speaker 2: two before before you leave, do you think I should

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Speaker 2: be a sperm donor to a couple?

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Speaker 6: Jeez?

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Speaker 1: Just a light question on the way, yes, yeah, right, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, thanks Cali, thanks for the vote, because right

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Speaker 2: up next I'm talking to Tigan for the for the

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Speaker 2: first time ever on the phone to discuss this.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're still time to pull out, by the

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Speaker 1: way now, of course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Teagan has said that to me as well.

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Speaker 2: There's no pressure.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that right now, like this time to pull out.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you anymore, right, No, no.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm happy to talk to you because I'm not

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm right on the fence. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: of there's a there's a huge part of me that

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Speaker 2: wants to do this, but.

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Speaker 1: It could be a private phone call.

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Speaker 3: Like you know, sometimes I feel a bit guilty, you know,

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Speaker 3: like you don't you out there, Let's do It's gonna

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Speaker 3: happen right up next, we're talking about what is potential.

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Speaker 1: Mother of his child podcasting Now.

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Speaker 3: Now, Woods, you revealed something amazing, amazing. I cannot believe

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Speaker 3: you had this under your hat on the air.

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to.

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Speaker 2: Bring it up on it, to be honest, because you know,

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Speaker 2: quite private, but it slipped out, you did. Two women

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Speaker 2: got in touch with me recently and they want my Yeah,

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Speaker 2: preliminary talk. Yeah, it's a really beautiful it's a really,

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Speaker 2: it's a really it's a beautiful couple, you know. And again,

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Speaker 2: I can't get over your reaction there, but yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: a beautiful couple. Chloe and Tiagan. They slipped to my

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Speaker 2: DMS and they said, we've be intersted in using your

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Speaker 2: sperm to make a child. And yeah, again, I sort

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Speaker 2: of thought it was a bit of a joke at first,

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Speaker 2: and then we started talking more and I realized that

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Speaker 2: it was serious and now. Yeah, it's something that's been

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Speaker 2: on my mind. I'm right on the fence. I can

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Speaker 2: see a lot of benefits to it. I really would

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Speaker 2: love to do such a beautiful thing for a great couple.

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Speaker 2: But then on the other side, there's a whole lot

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Speaker 2: of implications you've got to think about, you know how

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Speaker 2: President may in the child's life, et cetera. So, look,

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Speaker 2: we've got Teagan's number one half.

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Speaker 5: Of the couple.

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Speaker 2: I've never spoken to her before. This was the first

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Speaker 2: time I've spoken to her. I'm sure she's got questions

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Speaker 2: for me. I've got some questions to her her. So

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Speaker 2: without for the ADO, we're going to call her right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi? Is that Teagan speaking? Yes, Tagan, you've got You've

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Speaker 2: got Will and Woody on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Hi you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's actually it's great to hear your voice. It's

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Speaker 2: really good to finally put a voice to the direct

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Speaker 2: messages you've been sending me on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, good to talk to you guys as well.

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Speaker 3: You're probably the first person to slip into what he's

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Speaker 3: DMS who's not interested in sleeping with him?

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Speaker 6: Reallyan's mouth.

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Speaker 3: It's funny actually she's interested in your sperm, but she's

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Speaker 3: not interested in sleeping with you, which is fascinating.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I do have to say I think it was

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Speaker 2: from your So your wife, Chloe was the one who

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Speaker 2: slipped into my DMS. Yeah almost wife, Yeah, sorry, so

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Speaker 2: not you're not married?

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Speaker 6: Well where coronavirus kind of yet, we're on that a

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Speaker 6: little bit. So we've postponed our wedding.

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Speaker 3: But okay, because I was going to say, did you

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Speaker 3: know that he was actually a registered marriage celebrant as

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Speaker 3: well taken?

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, yes, Chloe told me that, and our

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Speaker 6: celebrant had fallen through. That was to be the next option.

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Speaker 6: So you get another DM from us.

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Speaker 3: He does he does two for one deals, you know,

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Speaker 3: it's I think it's he'll do a ceremony for a

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Speaker 3: thousand and a ceremony with sperm for fifteen hundred bucks,

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Speaker 3: just right up for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really good deal like package and I

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Speaker 2: can be a stripper on the hens. That's the three

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Speaker 2: way package.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Talking to it now, but yeah, can we can we

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Speaker 2: talk to you about I mean, this is the first

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Speaker 2: time again we've actually spoken face to face and other

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Speaker 2: than the direct messages. Can you tell me a bit

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Speaker 2: about you know, you and Chloe and your journey and yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you you know, if I'm the first person you've

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Speaker 2: spoken to about all.

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Speaker 1: This, you are.

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Speaker 6: You are the lucky pers It's good to know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So Chloe and I we met good older, old fashioned

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Speaker 6: online dating probably about or just over a year and

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Speaker 6: a half ago, had the connection right away, and yeah,

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Speaker 6: it just all went from there, got engaged pretty quickly,

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Speaker 6: and now obviously we're looking into starting a family and

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Speaker 6: all of that. So yeah, it's all happened quickly. But

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Speaker 6: you know, when you meet the right person, it just

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Speaker 6: just kind of flows. So yeah, yeah, it's been good.

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Speaker 2: And the natural next question here, Tigan is what so

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Speaker 2: you're looking at having a child? I get all that,

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Speaker 2: that all makes sense, but then you've gone.

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Speaker 3: How many you know, how many bottles of red? Was

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Speaker 3: it before one of you said aod choice?

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Speaker 6: It was one bottle of red? But yeah it must

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Speaker 6: have been pretty strong. Now I'm not really I'm a

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Speaker 6: bit of a light light. So but no, you know,

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Speaker 6: we were just you know, looking on Instagram and good

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Speaker 6: old wood he popped up and we're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 6: he's a good looking guy and such a nice guy,

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Speaker 6: and then yeah, it all kind of flowed from there.

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Speaker 3: He's slightly balding, chubby. Friends didn't appeal to you.

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Speaker 1: During that.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I knew you were going to say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you know, we're mindful of the fact that you have

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Speaker 6: a partner.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, good cover.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, extreme, well played political answer. Let's be honest. You

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Speaker 2: don't want your kid going balld to ten. Nothing wrong

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Speaker 2: with that.

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Speaker 1: So really, so that that's all it is.

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Speaker 2: So have you been like are you are you fans

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Speaker 2: of the show or is it actually just like a

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Speaker 2: physical thing.

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Speaker 6: No, we're definitely fans of the show, like Chloe. Chloe

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Speaker 6: actually got me onto you guys, and yeah, I listened

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Speaker 6: pretty much religiously every day. So yeah, yeah, we're definitely

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Speaker 6: fans as well.

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Speaker 1: So bonus, you know what, We're going to go to

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Speaker 1: a tune here. Do you mind staying on the line? Sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I think we need to get down to the

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Speaker 1: nitty gritty.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a few things about Woody that you

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Speaker 3: need to know before this goes any further. Obviously, Instagram

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Speaker 3: is a beautified, glorified part of the Internet, and I'm

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Speaker 3: sure you've got questions. So look we're gonna do more

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Speaker 3: right up next. We've got Teagan, who's one half of

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Speaker 3: the couple that have actually genuinely approached Woody to beat.

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Speaker 5: Their sperm data.

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Speaker 1: We're going to do it up next to podcasting now.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday or i think it was the day before what

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Speaker 3: he revealed this on radio.

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Speaker 2: Two women got in touch with me recently and that

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Speaker 2: they want my.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really beautiful it's a really, it's a

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Speaker 2: really it's a beautiful couple.

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Speaker 3: And so Chloe and Tagan have approached you wards to

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Speaker 3: genuinely be a their their sperm donor. We've got Teagan

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Speaker 3: who joined us on the phone right now, Tiagan, welcome back,

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Speaker 3: Thank you mate. We we've had a song to think

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Speaker 3: about things, and look, this is the nature of us

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Speaker 3: doing radio show normally this is probably a private conversation

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Speaker 3: for you guys, but we obviously got a whole bunch

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Speaker 3: of questions for woods and I'm sure Woody's got something

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Speaker 3: for you as well.

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Speaker 1: Far away all right.

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Speaker 6: First question, do you have any genetic factors that we

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Speaker 6: should be concerned about without future children?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's very good, decent hook on my nose one

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Speaker 2: genetic physical defect which I've struggled with my whole life.

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Speaker 1: It was a very patchy beard.

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Speaker 2: Patchy beards. I do have irritable bow syndrome, okay, to

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Speaker 2: an extent, so a lot of foods cause a bit

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Speaker 2: of bloating and uncomfort down there. I had acne as

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Speaker 2: a teenager, not like not like aggressive acne. I was

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Speaker 2: sort of lucky to get through without any scarring or anything.

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Speaker 2: But you know, something to think about it for the

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Speaker 2: for the little guy, a little girl.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just part of puberty. Doesn't sound like anything too,

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Speaker 6: h you know too much of deal breakers.

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Speaker 3: Well you haven't told her, then you've got a dangerously

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Speaker 3: irresistible tours.

669
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: Oh that is true actually, because that's as much a

670
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: curse as it is a gift.

671
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 6: That is definitely a gif.

672
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: I have to hide that thing all the time. It's

673
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 2: it's like a magnet for for all sexes as well.

674
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't only think about it.

675
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 6: Child's got that to worry about, hey, yeah.

676
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, just make sure you wrap it up, you know,

677
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: like maybe if you jumpers around the waist whatever it is.

678
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, while the baby's in nappy face, totally safe,

679
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: totally safe. As soon as the nappy comes off, it's

680
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: like pow, that was. But I think I think that's

681
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: pretty much it as far as genetics and let you know,

682
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: is there anything specific you want to know?

683
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 6: I think he's covered it. And I think you know,

684
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 6: he's not a bad looking kind of guy, so that's

685
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 6: you know, that's covered there. That's all good. But I

686
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 6: think yeah, a kids sounds pretty promising so far. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.

687
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: I've got a question for you, Tagan far away. How

688
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: much of a role would you want Slash allow me

689
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: to have in the kid's life.

690
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 5: Jeez, yes, we're doing this.

691
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 6: Collie and I are quite open minded. Where you know,

692
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 6: somebody if we meet a donut that wants to have

693
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 6: like quite a major role in our child life, and

694
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 6: that's totally fine. If they just want to kind of

695
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 6: stay out, you know, out of the picture and suddenly

696
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 6: appear when the kid turns eighteen or something like that,

697
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 6: that's fine. But we will obviously tell the child about

698
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 6: their father and you know what happened, the great story

699
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 6: behind it. But yeah, it all depends on the person.

700
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 6: So yeah, if it's up to you, really.

701
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I guess Okay, it's interesting. It's interested that you're saying that.

702
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: Taking So you're saying you will because legally, I think

703
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 3: like they're obviously allowed to go and seek out their

704
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: parents at eighteen.

705
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: Is that right?

706
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 3: Do you have to divulge everything at eighteen? Are you

707
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: able to withhold things before then? Is there a choice

708
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 3: in that?

709
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 6: I'm not one hundred percent sure, to be honest, but

710
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 6: I think you know, we will be as open and

711
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 6: honest with our kids as possible, So you know, we'll

712
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 6: let them know.

713
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 2: Plural you just sorry, you said kids, we usually for

714
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: a number or yeah, didn't you know?

715
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a chief by the dozens of a deal.

716
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: I thought it's ye as we'll get three while you're

717
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: getting d.

718
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.

719
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 3: And when you say let them know, like, I mean, jeez,

720
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 3: that'd be tough today, like just putting myself with the

721
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: prospective child's shoes. Yeah, I mean, are you going to

722
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: wait for the time that what he's hosting Powerball on

723
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 3: TV when he's forty years old, that he's washed up

724
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 3: to let.

725
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 6: Them that's your dad?

726
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: Look, this is ruin about it for next week. I

727
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: bloody love it.

728
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 3: Towards you've got a lot to think about over the weekend.

729
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 3: Taking have a wonderful weekend. We will speak to you

730
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: so thank you so much for coming on the show.

731
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 6: All right, thank you so good.

732
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: Podcasting.

733
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: Now, yesterday you and I were talking about the fact

734
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: that apparently in the UK they were considering bringing in

735
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 3: this rule whereby as soon as the pub's reopen, it's

736
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 3: going to be a three pint maximum.

737
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we naturally discussed it's hard to police.

738
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 3: It's a nice theory, Yes, yes, it's a nice theory

739
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 3: because you know, and I understand, we all know that

740
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: there's a storm coming when the pub's open, and there's

741
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 3: going to be some serious enthusiasm and it's going to

742
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 3: be hard to you know, restrain people from drinking too much.

743
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: It'll be like one of those zombie movies World warll

744
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: Z starting Bradfield.

745
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: Exactly what it's going to be standing out in front

746
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: of a pub with a shotgun just back off, people

747
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: jumping through windows.

748
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 3: So look, but you and I were talking yesterday about

749
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 3: how hard this would be to police this three pint maximum,

750
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 3: and there's a lot of pressure on the barman there

751
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 3: to you know, have a chat with somebody and figure

752
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 3: out just by talking to them. I mean, on this

753
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 3: they're going to go a stamp system, but they always

754
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 3: fall down. I mean you could go a retina scan.

755
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: Feels like there's a lot of.

756
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: So we think that it's going to have to be

757
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 3: figuring out how many drinks someone's had just by talking

758
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 3: to them.

759
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: And look, we gave this a crack yesterday with a

760
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: little bit of success.

761
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 2: Jim, can you just prove to us in some way

762
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 2: or do something for us which could help us? Tell

763
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: how many drinks you have had? What has your afternoon been? Sam?

764
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

765
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 6: Too bad? After homeschooling?

766
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: So okay? And Sam, what's what's twenty one divided by seven?

767
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 3: Sam? Oh?

768
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 6: Cry three?

769
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: And you're slurred? The three simple man's tests may have

770
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm done her here.

771
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 2: I reckon, she's had four cans and four cans?

772
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: Four cans? Sam? Yeah? Four can Sam? So look in

773
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: the boison success yesterday. So today we're gonna try I

774
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: can't know what I'm saying this.

775
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: We're going to try and guess how many drinks you've

776
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: had already at your Friday knockoff Friday knock knock, knock

777
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 3: Friday knockoff.

778
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: So thurday one, six, five, if you have had a drink,

779
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 2: that's all you need to have done. If you have

780
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: had an alcoholic beverage today, give us a call right now,

781
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: and then we try and guess how many of those

782
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 2: things you've actually had.

783
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: And look, I just we're not.

784
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: Here to condone binge drinking, guys, And we're not here

785
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 3: to condone you know, getting super waste did. I mean,

786
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 3: we're just after a bit of fun with you, guys.

787
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: You've had a couple of knockoffs on a Friday afternoon.

788
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: It's just science. But it's just a science experiment. It's

789
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 2: nothing to do with Okay, fair enough, give us call

790
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: up next to.

791
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: Podcasting now right now.

792
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to I'm not eve gonna

793
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 3: bother explaining how we've got here, But we're guessing how

794
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: many drinks you've had on your Friday knockoffs.

795
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: Friday knock knock knock, Friday knock off.

796
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: Thirty one, six five, you've had a drink, give us

797
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: a call and then we just talked to you, and

798
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 2: we have a guest. But we've got Javier Yeah here, Hello, havevier?

799
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 6: Heh? How you good?

800
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: Have you?

801
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: How are you mad?

802
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

803
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: Good?

804
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 6: Just doing some online study, So pulling my hair out

805
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 6: a little bit.

806
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 2: Tafe online okay, so online study that means I mean,

807
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 2: right off the bat, you obviously, Tony, if you're doing

808
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 2: any online study, can you do something else for us?

809
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 3: Here?

810
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: Havevier which would suggest how many drinks you've had? What

811
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: would you like me to do? I don't know, sing

812
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: a song?

813
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 6: Oh I can't sing for ship?

814
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 2: Sorry? Oh that's okay. Okay, you slipped at a swear word,

815
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: but you didn't want to sing, which gives me like, okay,

816
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 2: hasn't had many of his mid range? He had a lot.

817
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: He would have sung straight.

818
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: What are you drinking?

819
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: Have?

820
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 6: Red wine and bourbon?

821
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: Okay?

822
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: So sorry together?

823
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a wild beverage. Okay, red wine and mate?

824
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: Is that a few? Yeah? I think he's mid though,

825
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: I reckon he's well, I think he's five, but we

826
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: go with me at five.

827
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: I reckon he might have had.

828
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 2: More more than five red wine and bourbon. Okay, still

829
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: online study though, Okay, I'll meet you at six. Okay, Javier,

830
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 2: we reckon you've had six?

831
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 6: Oh bang on the nose?

832
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: Wow? Good at this bad We are good? Thank you

833
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: for the call, Javier, just the late night version of

834
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: What's in Your Glove Box?

835
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: We bookend the show with these games. We've got Philip

836
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 2: beer six five Philip, what are you up to?

837
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 4: Just walking home?

838
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: Mate?

839
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 4: Just getting off the bus?

840
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: Pretty husky there, Phil, getting off the getting off the bus.

841
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: So you can't drink on the bus. Made.

842
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 6: I'm a smoker too, so give me a break now, fair.

843
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: Call, phield, fair cop.

844
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: This didn't how many darts if you had on a

845
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: Friday field.

846
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: That's a different game on tuesdays.

847
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 6: Exactly right?

848
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 2: So Phil, what what what were you drinking?

849
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: What? What?

850
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: What have you been drinking?

851
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 6: VBVB?

852
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 2: Okay, now I reckon. Now I don't mean stereotype here, Phil,

853
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 2: but blogs like Phil they punched. Vb's on a Friday,

854
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 2: and he's taking the bus so he couldn't drive home.

855
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: So I think he's had more.

856
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: Or he's just taking the bus because he's come on

857
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: and he's left the car.

858
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: I think he's left the car.

859
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: He's left the car. Vb's probably finished.

860
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 2: I'm thinking like four, I'm thinking on nine, nine, yeah,

861
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: or at least I'm thinking seven or eight. And again

862
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: he's only the right thing by busting home.

863
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: Okay, now, all right, all right, I'll meet you at eight.

864
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm also a boat captain. Gentlemen, you're a

865
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: boat captain.

866
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, in your harbor you he said, no, he's trying

867
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 2: to play. He's had eight.

868
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 4: I've been out in that wind all day, fighting the

869
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 4: current and the tide in the wind.

870
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: I've had a great day.

871
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: I'm thinking he's had twelve. But he's very he's talking

872
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 2: very normally.

873
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: I feel we reckon eight.

874
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 6: All right, boys, I'm going to give you at lay down.

875
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 4: I've had three long necks, which works out to be

876
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: six beers, and there were two stellars in the fridge

877
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 4: at the boat chairs.

878
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: This is remarkable. This is truly remarkable, Phil, Thank you. Okay, Wow,

879
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: we bring it home. This would be unheard of.

880
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: Love your logic there, would you? You're a hater. Yeah,

881
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: it's not a useful talent, but everyone's going to have one.

882
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: Jess, what what have you been up to this afternoon? Hello?

883
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 6: I've just been finished work and then hello and shower,

884
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 6: wash my hair fake zelan, and then I might have

885
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 6: got on the drink, drink drink.

886
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So so what are the plans tonight? Jess?

887
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 6: Well, look, I've got a friend coming over, maybe a

888
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 6: special friend.

889
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I just on a boyfriend, Jessica, we may have

890
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 2: to call the government.

891
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Speaker 5: Oh god, don't tell anyone.

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Speaker 2: No, just kid, it's all fun, all fun. Have you visitors? No,

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Speaker 2: we've talked about this. I haven't. Okay, Jessica, we're working on, Jessica.

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Speaker 2: Will this isn't How many drinks is Wood he had?

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Speaker 2: He's had zero? By the way, because so, jess Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're obviously nervous about the special friend coming over. I'm

897
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Speaker 2: I'm single as well. I get that you get nervous

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Speaker 2: about someone coming over, so you always want to have

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Speaker 2: a couple. But here's the thing. You're busy, you're doing

900
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Speaker 2: your hair, you're doing your fake tw and you're sharing

901
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Speaker 2: to be sitting around slugging. So will for me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you're I mean, you're running hot here.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy to follow your lead from your Your logic

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Speaker 3: makes no sense, but your conclusions have been amazing.

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Speaker 2: And just what time did you knock off work?

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Speaker 4: Five?

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Speaker 2: See, she she's had she's had.

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Speaker 5: Two or three, but I think again our business in there? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: so you think she's gone down from three to two?

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Speaker 2: What were you drinking? Jess, was it wine red wine? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's definitely two or three, two or three okay, But again,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to throw the nerves in there, and I'm

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Speaker 2: going to tell you right now, well, she's had three.

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Speaker 2: She's had three. The first one really quickly, she slowly

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Speaker 2: had the next two. Jess, you've had three glasses of wine?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it was you got too confident. It was confident. Wow, Jess,

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Speaker 1: thanks the call, good luck to not just don't have

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Speaker 1: another one now, see what you're hearing.

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