WEBVTT - #168: Our Jingle Reveal ♫ 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.600 This is just how stood by a couple of mitches. Yeah, 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:12.760 you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.800 You want to know a crazy fact that I had 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.239 a bio scan done at my gym this week. I've 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.160 gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.200 Four when last week? 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:22.480 No? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:23.920 When did I ask? 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:34.040 No Is Michuli and Mitchell cous Hello you Wednesday episode. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.959 We're here holiday. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:38.159 In real time when this drops? What are you up 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:39.240 to on Wednesday? Oh? 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.360 Let me check my fuck tober calendar that you made 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.680 for me, Mitchell. I think we've spoken about this, but 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:47.560 Mitchell made me a calendar like he's my beloved. What's 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:48.080 the Wednesday? 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:52.120 The whole motivation behind the calendar was finding availabilities when 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:54.520 we could record the podcast in amongst your tour schedule 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:57.240 and everything. Yeah, and that didn't work. We're taking a 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.120 week off after this week. Anyway. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.120 Oh, I'm on the Gold Coast now at the moment 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.320 you're hearing this, I'm on the Gold Coast. I'm performing 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:04.679 at the Gold Coast Theater tonight. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.399 And we gave you the option to do the podcast 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.000 from the Gold Coast. But then you're like, nah, fuck 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.040 that absolutely not. I'm gonna need my portable podcast equipment 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.200 back by the way, I lent that to you. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.440 Oh yeah, I I could do it on the road. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.559 Yeah yeah, that's fine, I can get it to you. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:19.720 You know what I've always said, if there's somewhere in 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.680 Queensland I call leave, it would be the Gold Coast. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.000 Why the Gold Coast, I don't know. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.440 It just has such a nice energy. It's so relaxed. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.840 People are chill, the sun is always out, properties cheaper, 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.880 everyone's eating Asayi bowls and green juices. I love that. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.960 I feel like it would be a gorgeous place to retire. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.360 But if you're our age, you'd be surrounded by gronks. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.480 Oh yeah, like yes, like love island watches? Ye very that? 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:47.080 Oh I hate island watches is such an insult sca. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:49.600 I would hate it if someone ever called me. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.320 That you love island watcher. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.120 I was so fucking embarrassed the other day because I 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.240 went to the real House size at Sydney Premiere Ah 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.760 huh yah, And I got there early by accident. I 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.520 was out the front chatting to Kylie Gillies. 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:02.520 Of course Morning Show. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.040 Darrow from like he was some influencer. I assume from 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.399 Love Island Fame or something like that, some reality show. Basically, 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.200 he rocked up as well, and Kylie Gillies had to 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.600 remind him who she was. She was like, yeah, no 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.400 with Matt Larry and I have had you on, we 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.600 interviewed you, and he just had no memory of it. 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.320 I was like, this fucking dope. That is so embarrassing. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:23.920 Rude. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.679 I would have been mortified if Kylie Gillies had to 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:27.440 remind me who she. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.400 Was, of all people, can I just say give her 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.560 her flowers? She's always so kind of warm. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:32.560 Oh no, she's great. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.320 She's such a luperstar. I love Kylie. She was in 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.720 my Hot Girl Walk merch announcement video like she did. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:44.240 It was in April. When did I? I love that? 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.280 You graciously let me finish the joke now. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:51.200 Genesy he speaking of TV icon. Hello, hell, I think 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.120 intern on Studio ten. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:55.320 No Easter show. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.559 We spoke about this on Monday. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.400 And on Studio ten because I was intern. So I 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.400 was hurting goats. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.120 Of course you were, and you hurt us two goats 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:04.600 every week. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.840 Yeah? Really, she fans this half the time. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.600 True, you've been so I a I have you haven't 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:11.919 put in it. 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:13.880 It's hardly the best shepherd around here. 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.200 It's true, you're a ship shepherd. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.119 What can I say? 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:19.640 Oh? 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:27.519 God, yeah, geronimo shepherd. Anyway, what was the purpose of 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.600 the bens stick? You know how shepherds have the stick 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.720 that curves at the top to hook their necks. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:34.720 I didn't say anything about that. 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.440 I said I heard the goats. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.760 All of a sudden, you both work for sucking. Peter like, 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.960 I'm not insinuating we do it, but I'm just. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.520 Go around throttling sheep for no readon. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.600 But you're not going to yank like you're just grazy. 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:47.600 They're covering lambs. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:51.000 Wallender, you're the official Google of things. Can you find 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.520 out what's the point of a hook on a shepherd's mitchure? 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.160 She's stopped bringing in her laptop. She's now googling on 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.920 her phone known of course, God forbid. You're asked to 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.840 do the one purpose it don't document it as you 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:04.920 as you google. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.160 That defeats the purpose. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:12.160 Okay, So they're symbols associated with the ancient Egyptian god Osiris. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:13.360 How boring. 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.480 So it actually doesn't have any function, the hook. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.080 No, they're just associated. They're just symbols. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.080 I don't accept that answer. I'm going to google wider 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:24.320 shepherds carry cooks. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:30.000 It's the crook as a symbol of power, guardianship, or prestige. 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.320 It's actually it's not functional. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.920 No Ah, how boring. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:35.880 Yeah, that's weird. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.760 I was really expecting something good. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:39.360 That dis the pointing. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.360 Not that that wasn't good, but I was expecting something 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:42.320 something better. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.600 Don't let that set the tone for today's episode. No, 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.040 because we've got talkback tings returning. Oh my god, talk back, 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.880 and I've discovered the world's most wholesome talkback radio. So 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.320 I'm going to put it on record. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.799 Well, we've we often in talkback things ridicule straight white 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.760 old men, and they're ranking and they're grumpy. They're always 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.720 talking about something. Yeah, it's a conflict that's pissed them off, 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:08.560 or something menial. They're pissed off about parking, you know, yeah, 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.919 coulsum gas. So we are talking about I haven't heard this, 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.120 but it's the most wholesome show, is it? 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:15.360 In my humble opinion? 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.640 Interesting? Well, if I trust anyone's opinion on talkback shows, 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.040 it's you still king of And. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.600 We've also got the jingle on the way. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:26.760 Yeah, my god, today massive show. The jingle is going 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.279 to be groundbreaking. We haven't done a jingle since, like 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:30.640 the very start of the show. I remember we're doing 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:31.960 jingles way back when. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.200 Now we hate you in a long time. We used 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.000 to just do stupid shit like coming up with a 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:39.719 jingle for trees. But this time it's our new phone number. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.440 The text line because fuck, it took me a just 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.680 to memorize it. You've got no hope of memorizing it, 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.360 patchy jingles. Surely, surely that'll cement in people's brain. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:48.719 Yeah. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:52.280 Roving reporter Oscars lent us his voice and we'll chat 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.159 to him later in the show. He will appear to 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.159 help us choose our new jingle. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.560 I don't know which one I want to win, just saying. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.479 Well, I've got my thoughts. We actually did a poll 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.600 in the Injurian Idiots our Facebook group too, so we 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:06.119 have we've taken everything into account. Yes, all right, should 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.960 we start the show? Yeah, let's get into it the 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.039 first time listening. We start every show with it. Is 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.520 it just me something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Let's 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:15.520 kick it off with a listener today, we've got Aaron 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.320 on the phone with it. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:16.919 Is it just you? 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:18.039 Hello? Aaron's that? 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:18.840 Hi? 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.039 How are you? How long have you been listening to the. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.000 Show since the beginning? 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:23.599 Wow? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:24.080 Really? 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.599 I love that? And it's taken you this long to 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:28.240 think of it? Is it just me? If you're wrong? 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.760 Okay, I've thought of that, but I'm just like, they're 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.799 no good or I've had that before. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.960 So you've got high hopes for today's mone You think 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.080 I'm backing it in? This is a fucking good one. Yeah, 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.200 I can't wait to hear it. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.840 You there's an attractive voice. I always feel like our 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:47.680 listeners have hot voices. Do you think it's a hot voice? 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:55.320 All right, Sorry, I'm just complimenting you. Another laugh is ugly? 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:55.680 All right? 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.560 I'm joking Bradley or counting you in? Then hit us 0:06:59.560 --> 0:06:59.960 with your reagon? 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.039 Okay, great? 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.240 Is it just me? 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.280 Is it weird to take photos at an open casket funeral? 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.520 Well, I mean it sounds like a real personal thing. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.880 I've never been to an open casket funeral, and Touchwood, 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:17.000 I don't have to go to one. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.120 I was going through Facebook and I saw this really 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.160 cute pose. It was about this mum posting saying that 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.600 her son had passed away and his best friend was 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.640 his dog, and it was a photo of the dog 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.160 to the open casket. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.280 I've seen this. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:30.520 I've seen this as well. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.080 I've seen this in the dog. Yes, it was that 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.800 trend where you'd put up a photo of your dog 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.680 as a puppy. Then you'd swipe, and it was an 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.800 old dog. But then this was a photo of a 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.160 boy and a puppy, and then they swiped and the 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.760 boy had died, but the dog was old and lying 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.360 next to his body. But the one I saw, the 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:47.640 casket was blurred out. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.760 Yeah, Nope, not in this one. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:53.720 Oh yeah. I think that's why am I also googling 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.120 it because I kind of want to see it. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.800 It sounds like an invasion of privacy. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.960 When I merely saw it, I was like, it's really 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:04.640 I get it. But at the same time, there's a 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.800 time and place for a nice photo opportunity. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.520 Especially if this photo's apparently gone viral. Oh my god, 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.320 this photo that month be where you take a photo 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.440 of someone's corpse. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.920 Totally. But I don't even get the benefit of an 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.560 open casket neither. No. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.160 I understand that some people find it healing, and you 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:21.400 audition in some. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:26.200 Face to view the body before like family and stuff. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.280 Yeah, I don't want everyone else to see it. Yeah, 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.040 you know. And then they put makeup on the corpse 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.600 and everything. Yeah, and they do their hair like I'd 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.559 be so stressed from beyond the grave watching as a ghoul. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.679 Someone tried to do my hair. I've gotten trust anyone else. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.800 I've got this down to a fine art. Like if 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.800 it's not done with a dice in hypersocic, I don't 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:46.559 want them to touch it. They need a rounded brush 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.000 and they need to put in my vs. The soon 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.760 hair moose on wet hair after a shampoo, no condition 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:58.520 if it's not those situations, not those circumstances. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.840 That you've been to a viewing, Yes, with it one 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.160 of your victims. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.440 Not this time. It was my auntie and I asked 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.040 to see it. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.520 Dead bodies mine now she's seen thousands at her own hand. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.800 I asked, and my mum said are you sure? And 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:15.960 I said yes, and she came along as well. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.040 That's nice. And it was closure, yes, yeah. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.960 Ye, interesting, yes, but like she she looked like she 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.000 was sleeping. Wow, it's real. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.160 They put makeup on, and they also like, can put 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.000 chemicals in your body to make it look pigmented. 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:28.400 They do. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.480 And the thing is, my aunt hated makeup and stuff, 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:32.680 but they put makeup on her. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.840 Like she's never looked better. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.640 She was actually a bit funny because she would have 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:37.240 laughed as. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:41.520 Well, that's sweet, that's sweet. But then posting a photo 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.120 of it, taking a photo and putting it to Facebook. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.120 I wouldn't. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:45.800 I would never take that. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.640 No, I don't think that's common practice. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.640 All right, Aaron, Well, we're all on your side here. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.119 We think it's vile and discussing. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:52.640 Thank you. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.800 Well, I tell your husband, we said, Hi, does he 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:56.720 listen to the show as well? 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:01.400 I make him sometimes? Does he know he's not a 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:05.000 huge podcast listener? One of them really have their time 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.840 to listen to podcast because you studies full time and 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:08.680 that sort of stuff. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.679 Yeah, oh yeah, you can't. You can't listen to a 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.640 podcast while you study. You're right. I was going to 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.920 say the beauty of it is that you can multitask, mate, 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.040 but not this show as well, which is so engaging. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.480 Yeah, it's very all right. Well, congratulations, Aaron. Message price 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.200 here for general. We'll get your price on a couple 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.640 of yeah, no ways, yeah, send her a DM. Thank you, 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:30.119 Thanks Aaron Sunshine cast what a sweetheart. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.839 Now, if you want to come on with it, is 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:33.600 it just me of your own. Like we said, you 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.079 can DM a couple of miches or send us a text. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.360 This could potentially be the last time I ever have 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.520 to say this number oh yeah for double two nine 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:42.800 four eight two o two. 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.520 Well the last time because we will officially, as of 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.160 the end of this episode, have a jingle to play 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:50.280 every single shot. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.839 We'll do that in a little bit, But first, should 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:53.880 we get into talk back tings. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.440 Well, it's been a while, let's jump in. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:01.040 Yes, talk back teams is where we bring you the 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:04.920 weird and wonderful bullshit that you hear on talkback radio. Because, 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.720 as I always say, I doubt people in our age 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.640 bracket are listening to talk back radio, so they missed 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:11.520 a lot of the goals. 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.400 Well, the first time I really did was with you 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.480 in your car. We went on a road trip and 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.760 I listened with you for like two hours because we 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:18.600 were going to your sisters. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:20.640 If it's on in the background and occasionally I'm like, 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.720 sh turn it up, I can hear some cooked old 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.439 dog calling up to the station you recorded. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.640 We played on the show, and it's been one of 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.640 our most requested now one of our most favorites. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:32.920 It's my favorite, it's my personal favorite. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.920 I'm so sorry I've been depriving you lately, Jenneral, I've 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:36.240 been you listening too much talkback. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:36.760 Thank you. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.960 Of course, this segment has brought you some iconic moments, 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.640 like this one from John Laws. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.800 Bring Pikes nurseries? What nursery? Pikes? 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.480 P hy k. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:52.800 E s Hey why I kys in kill hey why? 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:58.040 Okay, Yeah, but today we're not making fun of cranky 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:01.880 old men on talkback radio, which is what typically you 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.640 imagine of a talkback radio station. Right, You've got your 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.480 fucking Alan Jones, total Ray Hadley. Yeah, people like that 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.520 talking about politics and boring shit frankly and taking phone calls. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:16.320 So today I'm actually talking about possibly the most wholesome 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.960 talkback radio show I've heard in my life. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.520 You've said this, and like, I don't even I don't 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:24.360 quite know what to expect, because when I think talkback radio, 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:29.040 I don't think wholesome, family, political, intense talk discussions that 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.120 go for fucking ever. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.160 Yeah. So when I was in Brisbane for my comedy show. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.760 I tuned into four BC, which is their local radio station. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.800 I like to come in a different city just get 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.319 a flavor of their local media. 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.760 Also, the year the members died out four BC. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.839 I never actually occurred to me that before Christ. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:49.319 Right before Christ. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.800 Yeah, and so yeah, tune into four BC, which is 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:56.760 their equivalent of two GB in Brisbane. So the shock jockey, news. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:57.680 Stage talker, current affairs. 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.840 Yes, but instead of shock jocks, I heard Laurel, Gary 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.520 and Mark. Oh I love that. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.439 Oh my god, I met her. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.600 I met Laurel the other night and the Radio Awards 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:09.400 so lovely. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.840 Well, there you go. She's fucking lovely. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.400 She's a sweetheart. She said she loved my work and 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:15.760 I said thank you. Laurel. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.040 Yes, she won Hall of Fame. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.880 Yeah, very important and if her speech was anything to 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:25.520 go by, this will be an interesting show. Jenna, you're 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.360 going to take there's a fifteen minute speech. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.480 I think when we timed it went for twenty too much. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.880 Oh really and it was supposed to be seven minutes. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:33.240 Yeah. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:37.319 The acras is in the Radio Awards. They're famously quite punchy, yesh. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.400 And we're all broadcasters, we all know how to keep 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:40.080 it tight and bright. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.280 Would I smirched my Laurel because after listening in Rismond, 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:44.680 I've actually fallen in love with this. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.880 But is there context? Because was she not originally on 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:48.600 a talk station? 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:52.160 That's the thing. So they're kind of adored in Brisbane. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:56.880 They've been on air for like decades Q correct, they 0:13:56.880 --> 0:14:00.120 were on four KQ and four KQ was owned by 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.440 this radio network and they had to sell four KQ, 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.160 which meant Laurel, Gary and Mark were out of a job. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:06.520 Wow. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.719 And they were doing like a classic Hits Jones in 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:13.320 Amanda style show, like just light entertainment, Fluffy play some 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.720 old fucking people music. That's all it is. Tom So 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.320 when they lost their jobs, because they're so well loved, 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:23.680 four b C snapped them up smart. However, some might 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.800 argue that it's a bit of an odd fucking fit 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.680 for four BC. Oh, they got a lot of complaints 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.000 from their listeners when Laurel, Gary and Mark took over 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:35.280 the breakfast show because they're used to hearing Colson Gash 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.760 fucking you know, shock Jobs talks to Parliament talking about 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.080 news stuff, right, Yeah, that's not what they're getting with 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:44.560 Laurel Gari and Mark. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.760 Right, So it would be like Hope FM, the local 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.920 Christian radio station in Australia poaching. Is it just me 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:51.120 to be their draft time show? 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.920 It'd be like hey, mission Andy hosting ABC News. Okay, 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.440 bit of a weird fit, but honestly I was all 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.480 about it. I fucking loved listening to Laurel Garia Mark 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.840 when I was there. So the auto topics they're doing, 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.960 they're not talking about Israel and Palestine. They're talking about 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.000 this sort of shit. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.560 For b See Laurel Gerry and Mark, good morning and 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.960 welcome to the show. They just don't make him anymore 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:12.680 like they used to. 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:18.120 We are talking about the biggies ice vovos apparently not 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.840 what they used to be. Ozzies are getting pretty fired 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.640 up about this because it is the country's most for 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:24.920 loved biscuits, one of. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.960 Them one double three eight eighty two. What is a 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.920 biscuit that you've noticed that is not what it used 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.240 to be? Joy is on the line from ips which Joy? 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:32.320 Which one have you noticed? 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:33.040 Hi? 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:36.720 My favorite used to it? Ginger nuts are. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.800 What's the problem with ginger nuts now? 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:43.960 Well, ginger nuts now aren't even worth dunking because they 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.560 just melt. They can fit a whole ginger ut nut 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.160 in your mouth. Now they used to be me verging 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.320 on the size. They're verging on the size of a 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.320 fifty cent piece. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:59.040 No really, that is because I used to be like 0:15:59.040 --> 0:15:59.520 a coaster. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:00.000 Sigh. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.240 So they are reasonable. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.440 Oh know this exactly. They will It's like wagon wheels, 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:05.640 isn't it. But you won't go there. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:07.320 It's not a perspective. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.560 Thing is that as you've got older and bigger, they've 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:10.240 got smaller. 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:11.720 No, nothing like that. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.480 Nothing, I know. I don't have that perspective. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.640 I was worried for you there. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.240 But yes, quite a few friends have commented, and it's 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:23.600 very annoying because a packet of ginger nuts used to 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:28.160 last a while, now last about ten minutes. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.080 By god, they can take my dignity, but they can't 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:30.720 take my biscuits. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.800 Oh I know, you pretty much took your own dignity. 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:33.920 It's not mentioned the. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:36.880 Hey, the chocolate in the middle. 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.400 There's hardly any initial recruits. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.560 This is summer rain for BC. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:50.520 This could literally be Jones in Amanda ship there and 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.080