Speaker 1: This is just how stood by a couple of mitches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: You want to know a crazy fact that I had
Speaker 1: a bio scan done at my gym this week. I've
Speaker 1: gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty.
Speaker 2: Four when last week?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: When did I ask?
Speaker 4: No Is Michuli and Mitchell cous Hello you Wednesday episode.
Speaker 1: We're here holiday.
Speaker 2: In real time when this drops? What are you up
Speaker 2: to on Wednesday? Oh?
Speaker 1: Let me check my fuck tober calendar that you made
Speaker 1: for me, Mitchell. I think we've spoken about this, but
Speaker 1: Mitchell made me a calendar like he's my beloved. What's
Speaker 1: the Wednesday?
Speaker 2: The whole motivation behind the calendar was finding availabilities when
Speaker 2: we could record the podcast in amongst your tour schedule
Speaker 2: and everything. Yeah, and that didn't work. We're taking a
Speaker 2: week off after this week. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm on the Gold Coast now at the moment
Speaker 1: you're hearing this, I'm on the Gold Coast. I'm performing
Speaker 1: at the Gold Coast Theater tonight.
Speaker 2: And we gave you the option to do the podcast
Speaker 2: from the Gold Coast. But then you're like, nah, fuck
Speaker 2: that absolutely not. I'm gonna need my portable podcast equipment
Speaker 2: back by the way, I lent that to you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I I could do it on the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's fine, I can get it to you.
Speaker 1: You know what I've always said, if there's somewhere in
Speaker 1: Queensland I call leave, it would be the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Why the Gold Coast, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just has such a nice energy. It's so relaxed.
Speaker 1: People are chill, the sun is always out, properties cheaper,
Speaker 1: everyone's eating Asayi bowls and green juices. I love that.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be a gorgeous place to retire.
Speaker 2: But if you're our age, you'd be surrounded by gronks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like yes, like love island watches? Ye very that?
Speaker 2: Oh I hate island watches is such an insult sca.
Speaker 2: I would hate it if someone ever called me.
Speaker 1: That you love island watcher.
Speaker 2: I was so fucking embarrassed the other day because I
Speaker 2: went to the real House size at Sydney Premiere Ah
Speaker 2: huh yah, And I got there early by accident. I
Speaker 2: was out the front chatting to Kylie Gillies.
Speaker 1: Of course Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Darrow from like he was some influencer. I assume from
Speaker 2: Love Island Fame or something like that, some reality show. Basically,
Speaker 2: he rocked up as well, and Kylie Gillies had to
Speaker 2: remind him who she was. She was like, yeah, no
Speaker 2: with Matt Larry and I have had you on, we
Speaker 2: interviewed you, and he just had no memory of it.
Speaker 2: I was like, this fucking dope. That is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Rude.
Speaker 2: I would have been mortified if Kylie Gillies had to
Speaker 2: remind me who she.
Speaker 1: Was, of all people, can I just say give her
Speaker 1: her flowers? She's always so kind of warm.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she's great.
Speaker 1: She's such a luperstar. I love Kylie. She was in
Speaker 1: my Hot Girl Walk merch announcement video like she did.
Speaker 1: It was in April. When did I? I love that?
Speaker 2: You graciously let me finish the joke now.
Speaker 1: Genesy he speaking of TV icon. Hello, hell, I think
Speaker 1: intern on Studio ten.
Speaker 2: No Easter show.
Speaker 1: We spoke about this on Monday.
Speaker 5: And on Studio ten because I was intern. So I
Speaker 5: was hurting goats.
Speaker 1: Of course you were, and you hurt us two goats
Speaker 1: every week.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really, she fans this half the time.
Speaker 1: True, you've been so I a I have you haven't
Speaker 1: put in it.
Speaker 2: It's hardly the best shepherd around here.
Speaker 1: It's true, you're a ship shepherd.
Speaker 5: What can I say?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: God, yeah, geronimo shepherd. Anyway, what was the purpose of
Speaker 7: the bens stick? You know how shepherds have the stick
Speaker 7: that curves at the top to hook their necks.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about that.
Speaker 4: I said I heard the goats.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you both work for sucking. Peter like,
Speaker 1: I'm not insinuating we do it, but I'm just.
Speaker 2: Go around throttling sheep for no readon.
Speaker 1: But you're not going to yank like you're just grazy.
Speaker 1: They're covering lambs.
Speaker 2: Wallender, you're the official Google of things. Can you find
Speaker 2: out what's the point of a hook on a shepherd's mitchure?
Speaker 1: She's stopped bringing in her laptop. She's now googling on
Speaker 1: her phone known of course, God forbid. You're asked to
Speaker 1: do the one purpose it don't document it as you
Speaker 1: as you google.
Speaker 2: That defeats the purpose.
Speaker 5: Okay, So they're symbols associated with the ancient Egyptian god Osiris.
Speaker 1: How boring.
Speaker 2: So it actually doesn't have any function, the hook.
Speaker 5: No, they're just associated. They're just symbols.
Speaker 2: I don't accept that answer. I'm going to google wider
Speaker 2: shepherds carry cooks.
Speaker 5: It's the crook as a symbol of power, guardianship, or prestige.
Speaker 2: It's actually it's not functional.
Speaker 1: No Ah, how boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I was really expecting something good.
Speaker 2: That dis the pointing.
Speaker 1: Not that that wasn't good, but I was expecting something
Speaker 1: something better.
Speaker 2: Don't let that set the tone for today's episode. No,
Speaker 2: because we've got talkback tings returning. Oh my god, talk back,
Speaker 2: and I've discovered the world's most wholesome talkback radio. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to put it on record.
Speaker 1: Well, we've we often in talkback things ridicule straight white
Speaker 1: old men, and they're ranking and they're grumpy. They're always
Speaker 1: talking about something. Yeah, it's a conflict that's pissed them off,
Speaker 1: or something menial. They're pissed off about parking, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: coulsum gas. So we are talking about I haven't heard this,
Speaker 1: but it's the most wholesome show, is it?
Speaker 2: In my humble opinion?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Well, if I trust anyone's opinion on talkback shows,
Speaker 1: it's you still king of And.
Speaker 2: We've also got the jingle on the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, today massive show. The jingle is going
Speaker 1: to be groundbreaking. We haven't done a jingle since, like
Speaker 1: the very start of the show. I remember we're doing
Speaker 1: jingles way back when.
Speaker 2: Now we hate you in a long time. We used
Speaker 2: to just do stupid shit like coming up with a
Speaker 2: jingle for trees. But this time it's our new phone number.
Speaker 2: The text line because fuck, it took me a just
Speaker 2: to memorize it. You've got no hope of memorizing it,
Speaker 2: patchy jingles. Surely, surely that'll cement in people's brain.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Roving reporter Oscars lent us his voice and we'll chat
Speaker 1: to him later in the show. He will appear to
Speaker 1: help us choose our new jingle.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one I want to win, just saying.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got my thoughts. We actually did a poll
Speaker 1: in the Injurian Idiots our Facebook group too, so we
Speaker 1: have we've taken everything into account. Yes, all right, should
Speaker 1: we start the show? Yeah, let's get into it the
Speaker 1: first time listening. We start every show with it. Is
Speaker 1: it just me something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Let's
Speaker 1: kick it off with a listener today, we've got Aaron
Speaker 1: on the phone with it.
Speaker 3: Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Hello? Aaron's that?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you? How long have you been listening to the.
Speaker 3: Show since the beginning?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 2: I love that? And it's taken you this long to
Speaker 2: think of it? Is it just me? If you're wrong?
Speaker 3: Okay, I've thought of that, but I'm just like, they're
Speaker 3: no good or I've had that before.
Speaker 2: So you've got high hopes for today's mone You think
Speaker 2: I'm backing it in? This is a fucking good one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1: You there's an attractive voice. I always feel like our
Speaker 1: listeners have hot voices. Do you think it's a hot voice?
Speaker 1: All right, Sorry, I'm just complimenting you. Another laugh is ugly?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: I'm joking Bradley or counting you in? Then hit us
Speaker 1: with your reagon?
Speaker 3: Okay, great?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it weird to take photos at an open casket funeral?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it sounds like a real personal thing.
Speaker 1: I've never been to an open casket funeral, and Touchwood,
Speaker 1: I don't have to go to one.
Speaker 3: I was going through Facebook and I saw this really
Speaker 3: cute pose. It was about this mum posting saying that
Speaker 3: her son had passed away and his best friend was
Speaker 3: his dog, and it was a photo of the dog
Speaker 3: to the open casket.
Speaker 1: I've seen this.
Speaker 5: I've seen this as well.
Speaker 1: I've seen this in the dog. Yes, it was that
Speaker 1: trend where you'd put up a photo of your dog
Speaker 1: as a puppy. Then you'd swipe, and it was an
Speaker 1: old dog. But then this was a photo of a
Speaker 1: boy and a puppy, and then they swiped and the
Speaker 1: boy had died, but the dog was old and lying
Speaker 1: next to his body. But the one I saw, the
Speaker 1: casket was blurred out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nope, not in this one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I think that's why am I also googling
Speaker 2: it because I kind of want to see it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like an invasion of privacy.
Speaker 3: When I merely saw it, I was like, it's really
Speaker 3: I get it. But at the same time, there's a
Speaker 3: time and place for a nice photo opportunity.
Speaker 2: Especially if this photo's apparently gone viral. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this photo that month be where you take a photo
Speaker 2: of someone's corpse.
Speaker 1: Totally. But I don't even get the benefit of an
Speaker 1: open casket neither. No.
Speaker 2: I understand that some people find it healing, and you
Speaker 2: audition in some.
Speaker 5: Face to view the body before like family and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want everyone else to see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. And then they put makeup on the corpse
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, and they do their hair like I'd
Speaker 1: be so stressed from beyond the grave watching as a ghoul.
Speaker 1: Someone tried to do my hair. I've gotten trust anyone else.
Speaker 1: I've got this down to a fine art. Like if
Speaker 1: it's not done with a dice in hypersocic, I don't
Speaker 1: want them to touch it. They need a rounded brush
Speaker 1: and they need to put in my vs. The soon
Speaker 1: hair moose on wet hair after a shampoo, no condition
Speaker 1: if it's not those situations, not those circumstances.
Speaker 2: That you've been to a viewing, Yes, with it one
Speaker 2: of your victims.
Speaker 5: Not this time. It was my auntie and I asked
Speaker 5: to see it.
Speaker 2: Dead bodies mine now she's seen thousands at her own hand.
Speaker 5: I asked, and my mum said are you sure? And
Speaker 5: I said yes, and she came along as well.
Speaker 1: That's nice. And it was closure, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Ye, interesting, yes, but like she she looked like she
Speaker 5: was sleeping. Wow, it's real.
Speaker 1: They put makeup on, and they also like, can put
Speaker 1: chemicals in your body to make it look pigmented.
Speaker 4: They do.
Speaker 5: And the thing is, my aunt hated makeup and stuff,
Speaker 5: but they put makeup on her.
Speaker 2: Like she's never looked better.
Speaker 5: She was actually a bit funny because she would have
Speaker 5: laughed as.
Speaker 1: Well, that's sweet, that's sweet. But then posting a photo
Speaker 1: of it, taking a photo and putting it to Facebook.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would never take that.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's common practice.
Speaker 1: All right, Aaron, Well, we're all on your side here.
Speaker 1: We think it's vile and discussing.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Well, I tell your husband, we said, Hi, does he
Speaker 1: listen to the show as well?
Speaker 3: I make him sometimes? Does he know he's not a
Speaker 3: huge podcast listener? One of them really have their time
Speaker 3: to listen to podcast because you studies full time and
Speaker 3: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, you can't. You can't listen to a
Speaker 2: podcast while you study. You're right. I was going to
Speaker 2: say the beauty of it is that you can multitask, mate,
Speaker 2: but not this show as well, which is so engaging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very all right. Well, congratulations, Aaron. Message price
Speaker 1: here for general. We'll get your price on a couple
Speaker 1: of yeah, no ways, yeah, send her a DM. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thanks Aaron Sunshine cast what a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Now, if you want to come on with it, is
Speaker 2: it just me of your own. Like we said, you
Speaker 2: can DM a couple of miches or send us a text.
Speaker 2: This could potentially be the last time I ever have
Speaker 2: to say this number oh yeah for double two nine
Speaker 2: four eight two o two.
Speaker 1: Well the last time because we will officially, as of
Speaker 1: the end of this episode, have a jingle to play
Speaker 1: every single shot.
Speaker 2: We'll do that in a little bit, But first, should
Speaker 2: we get into talk back tings.
Speaker 1: Well, it's been a while, let's jump in.
Speaker 2: Yes, talk back teams is where we bring you the
Speaker 2: weird and wonderful bullshit that you hear on talkback radio. Because,
Speaker 2: as I always say, I doubt people in our age
Speaker 2: bracket are listening to talk back radio, so they missed
Speaker 2: a lot of the goals.
Speaker 1: Well, the first time I really did was with you
Speaker 1: in your car. We went on a road trip and
Speaker 1: I listened with you for like two hours because we
Speaker 1: were going to your sisters.
Speaker 2: If it's on in the background and occasionally I'm like,
Speaker 2: sh turn it up, I can hear some cooked old
Speaker 2: dog calling up to the station you recorded.
Speaker 1: We played on the show, and it's been one of
Speaker 1: our most requested now one of our most favorites.
Speaker 5: It's my favorite, it's my personal favorite.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I've been depriving you lately, Jenneral, I've
Speaker 2: been you listening too much talkback.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Of course, this segment has brought you some iconic moments,
Speaker 2: like this one from John Laws.
Speaker 1: Bring Pikes nurseries? What nursery? Pikes?
Speaker 3: P hy k.
Speaker 8: E s Hey why I kys in kill hey why?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, but today we're not making fun of cranky
Speaker 2: old men on talkback radio, which is what typically you
Speaker 2: imagine of a talkback radio station. Right, You've got your
Speaker 2: fucking Alan Jones, total Ray Hadley. Yeah, people like that
Speaker 2: talking about politics and boring shit frankly and taking phone calls.
Speaker 2: So today I'm actually talking about possibly the most wholesome
Speaker 2: talkback radio show I've heard in my life.
Speaker 1: You've said this, and like, I don't even I don't
Speaker 1: quite know what to expect, because when I think talkback radio,
Speaker 1: I don't think wholesome, family, political, intense talk discussions that
Speaker 1: go for fucking ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So when I was in Brisbane for my comedy show.
Speaker 2: I tuned into four BC, which is their local radio station.
Speaker 2: I like to come in a different city just get
Speaker 2: a flavor of their local media.
Speaker 1: Also, the year the members died out four BC.
Speaker 2: I never actually occurred to me that before Christ.
Speaker 1: Right before Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so yeah, tune into four BC, which is
Speaker 2: their equivalent of two GB in Brisbane. So the shock jockey, news.
Speaker 1: Stage talker, current affairs.
Speaker 2: Yes, but instead of shock jocks, I heard Laurel, Gary
Speaker 2: and Mark. Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I met her.
Speaker 9: I met Laurel the other night and the Radio Awards
Speaker 9: so lovely.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go. She's fucking lovely.
Speaker 1: She's a sweetheart. She said she loved my work and
Speaker 1: I said thank you. Laurel.
Speaker 5: Yes, she won Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very important and if her speech was anything to
Speaker 1: go by, this will be an interesting show. Jenna, you're
Speaker 1: going to take there's a fifteen minute speech.
Speaker 5: I think when we timed it went for twenty too much.
Speaker 5: Oh really and it was supposed to be seven minutes.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The acras is in the Radio Awards. They're famously quite punchy, yesh.
Speaker 1: And we're all broadcasters, we all know how to keep
Speaker 1: it tight and bright.
Speaker 2: Would I smirched my Laurel because after listening in Rismond,
Speaker 2: I've actually fallen in love with this.
Speaker 1: But is there context? Because was she not originally on
Speaker 1: a talk station?
Speaker 2: That's the thing. So they're kind of adored in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: They've been on air for like decades Q correct, they
Speaker 2: were on four KQ and four KQ was owned by
Speaker 2: this radio network and they had to sell four KQ,
Speaker 2: which meant Laurel, Gary and Mark were out of a job.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And they were doing like a classic Hits Jones in
Speaker 2: Amanda style show, like just light entertainment, Fluffy play some
Speaker 2: old fucking people music. That's all it is. Tom So
Speaker 2: when they lost their jobs, because they're so well loved,
Speaker 2: four b C snapped them up smart. However, some might
Speaker 2: argue that it's a bit of an odd fucking fit
Speaker 2: for four BC. Oh, they got a lot of complaints
Speaker 2: from their listeners when Laurel, Gary and Mark took over
Speaker 2: the breakfast show because they're used to hearing Colson Gash
Speaker 2: fucking you know, shock Jobs talks to Parliament talking about
Speaker 2: news stuff, right, Yeah, that's not what they're getting with
Speaker 2: Laurel Gari and Mark.
Speaker 1: Right, So it would be like Hope FM, the local
Speaker 1: Christian radio station in Australia poaching. Is it just me
Speaker 1: to be their draft time show?
Speaker 2: It'd be like hey, mission Andy hosting ABC News. Okay,
Speaker 2: bit of a weird fit, but honestly I was all
Speaker 2: about it. I fucking loved listening to Laurel Garia Mark
Speaker 2: when I was there. So the auto topics they're doing,
Speaker 2: they're not talking about Israel and Palestine. They're talking about
Speaker 2: this sort of shit.
Speaker 11: For b See Laurel Gerry and Mark, good morning and
Speaker 11: welcome to the show. They just don't make him anymore
Speaker 11: like they used to.
Speaker 9: We are talking about the biggies ice vovos apparently not
Speaker 9: what they used to be. Ozzies are getting pretty fired
Speaker 9: up about this because it is the country's most for
Speaker 9: loved biscuits, one of.
Speaker 11: Them one double three eight eighty two. What is a
Speaker 11: biscuit that you've noticed that is not what it used
Speaker 11: to be? Joy is on the line from ips which Joy?
Speaker 11: Which one have you noticed?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 12: My favorite used to it? Ginger nuts are.
Speaker 2: What's the problem with ginger nuts now?
Speaker 12: Well, ginger nuts now aren't even worth dunking because they
Speaker 12: just melt. They can fit a whole ginger ut nut
Speaker 12: in your mouth. Now they used to be me verging
Speaker 12: on the size. They're verging on the size of a
Speaker 12: fifty cent piece.
Speaker 1: No really, that is because I used to be like
Speaker 1: a coaster.
Speaker 3: Sigh.
Speaker 4: So they are reasonable.
Speaker 3: Oh know this exactly. They will It's like wagon wheels,
Speaker 3: isn't it. But you won't go there.
Speaker 1: It's not a perspective.
Speaker 11: Thing is that as you've got older and bigger, they've
Speaker 11: got smaller.
Speaker 12: No, nothing like that.
Speaker 3: Nothing, I know. I don't have that perspective.
Speaker 11: I was worried for you there.
Speaker 12: But yes, quite a few friends have commented, and it's
Speaker 12: very annoying because a packet of ginger nuts used to
Speaker 12: last a while, now last about ten minutes.
Speaker 11: By god, they can take my dignity, but they can't
Speaker 11: take my biscuits.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, you pretty much took your own dignity.
Speaker 1: It's not mentioned the.
Speaker 9: Hey, the chocolate in the middle.
Speaker 2: There's hardly any initial recruits.
Speaker 1: This is summer rain for BC.
Speaker 2: This could literally be Jones in Amanda ship there and
Speaker 2: they're playing music on the show, which is not what
Speaker 2: talk pack stations do.
Speaker 1: I'm glad they tackled that.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 1: Can I just say not one of them went to
Speaker 1: the place of ginger nut joke, ginger nuts, ginger nuts
Speaker 1: in your mouth? He literally said, ginger nuts in your mouth. Well,
Speaker 1: they're too.
Speaker 2: Wholesome for that. Yeah, anyway, I thought I would test
Speaker 2: the theory about that, by the way, because I'm a
Speaker 2: fucking whore for a ginger nut.
Speaker 10: Wait.
Speaker 1: I was literally just thinking, fuck, I've actually sold I want.
Speaker 1: I want to eat me too, And I.
Speaker 2: Got some iced vovo laurels claiming that they're not what
Speaker 2: they used to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, pass be the judge of that, these aren't I
Speaker 1: vos For the international listeners, an ice vovo is an
Speaker 1: Australian icon biscuit. It's like a short bread with pink
Speaker 1: icing like jammy. Yeah, well it's got pink icing and
Speaker 1: then a strip of jam through the middle and then
Speaker 1: dessicated coconut top.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but this ginger nut is bigger than a fifty cents.
Speaker 5: Way bigger than a fifty cent What about media, it's
Speaker 5: not a closter side?
Speaker 1: What about when he insinuated that she just fucking chopped
Speaker 1: it on fucking a joy thing?
Speaker 2: Is your obese. Is it possible that actually the biscuits
Speaker 2: look tiny to you?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying ivo.
Speaker 8: I think that.
Speaker 2: See the ice vovos, I think they're onto something. They're
Speaker 2: very flat. Now you used to be able to pick
Speaker 2: off individual marshmallows, but now it's just like a smear
Speaker 2: of paste.
Speaker 1: She'll taste the same, though, does it.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 2: I'm going to test the ginger nut. Bloody tests this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got the vovos.
Speaker 2: I bloody love anything ginger, fucking gingerbread men, gingerbread houses,
Speaker 2: ginger kisses. Yeah, don't even get me started. I love
Speaker 2: some ginger. So I'm going to see if the ginger
Speaker 2: nut is what I remember, because admittedly I have not
Speaker 2: had one for freaking years. I think, oh god, it
Speaker 2: is disintegrated, is it? Yeah? I don't in my cave
Speaker 2: very hard. The beauty of it.
Speaker 5: It's not like I remember very firm.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how I remember it. Jenna can't even snap
Speaker 2: it with her feeble fingers.
Speaker 1: Jenn's trying with all her might. She can't snap the biscuit.
Speaker 1: This is an edible item, by the way, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat it with my back molars.
Speaker 2: Ready, just don't eat into the mic, please. People hate that. Wow,
Speaker 2: I can't, Jenner, We're gonna wait until you've snapped a
Speaker 2: ginger nut, Jenna, what are your karate chop it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Honestly, in my opinion, that ginger nut is exactly the same.
Speaker 2: But I'm not as old as what's the face that
Speaker 2: rang up to? Laurel Gary and Mark? Am I?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 1: There's something quite endearing about that kind of radio.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear some of the other phone
Speaker 2: topics that they're tackling on that show?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, the downfall of the Bickie was talk topic one.
Speaker 2: Yes, here's just a few other things I've spoken about.
Speaker 2: What stamps have you collected?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good one? Give us a call, Laurel Gary and Mark.
Speaker 1: What we add to that? Clean one with a platypus
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 2: And then what are they going to go prove it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What books have you?
Speaker 4: She did it?
Speaker 2: She broke it after what felt like ten minutes. What
Speaker 2: books have you donated to Vinnie's?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good one, because I recently went to
Speaker 5: Vinny's and I bought a cat book?
Speaker 2: But what have you donated?
Speaker 5: That was I haven't donated anything, but I did buy
Speaker 5: somebody else's donation.
Speaker 1: Did you regret it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: What about what's your favorite big thing? That was one
Speaker 2: of the topics is in like the big banana, the
Speaker 2: fucking you know, it's hard hitting shit.
Speaker 1: Interesting radio. It's nearly got an audience because they do
Speaker 1: they rate well.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's my four BC snap them up when
Speaker 2: they were going begging. I mean, like I said, they
Speaker 2: adored in Brisbane. People love them, but existing four BC
Speaker 2: listeners that to that station for the news and politics
Speaker 2: and hard hitting shit are like, who are these fucking
Speaker 2: clown Yeah, here's an example of a comment that they've gotten.
Speaker 2: Just like I am now listening to two GP in
Speaker 2: Sydney on the app and I'll listen to Neil Breen
Speaker 2: in the afternoon. But I can't listen to four BC anymore.
Speaker 2: Those three are just too much first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2: They should be on FM station.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, do you think that's that's
Speaker 1: mirrored by the rest of the audience. They all feel
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when they first joined, that was the thought
Speaker 2: of backlast they were getting three of them there, huh.
Speaker 1: There's three year posts.
Speaker 2: Yes, did you think Gary and Mark were one person.
Speaker 1: No, I just like Laurel Gary Mark in my head.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just was picturing two one woman
Speaker 1: in a Laurel.
Speaker 5: Gary's Laurel Gary and Mark that's Mark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, personally, I actually can't tell Mark and Gary apart.
Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe they are the same.
Speaker 1: They voice sounded exactly the same as well. I wonder
Speaker 1: if we have that problem, Mitchell, if anyone thinks you
Speaker 1: and I are the same.
Speaker 2: Surely not. They would have knuted it out by now. No,
Speaker 2: thank you. We need a talk station at breakfast. There
Speaker 2: are plenty of music stations.
Speaker 4: As it is.
Speaker 1: Oh, all shut up, sassy.
Speaker 2: I can listen to Queen on Spotify. Don't need it
Speaker 2: on my radio.
Speaker 1: Disappointed why they'd still be listening for sure, of course.
Speaker 2: So yeah, a lot of grumpy, old fucking boomers in
Speaker 2: Brisbane don't like Laurel Gary, Mark. But I think they're
Speaker 2: an absolute treator.
Speaker 1: Hunt agree with them, to be honest, And you should check.
Speaker 2: In John Law. That's been a while. Maybe I should
Speaker 2: listened to his podcast see how he's doing, because we've
Speaker 2: not ripped him to Shrends on this podcast. Sorry, no,
Speaker 2: not ripping his reds. He's a friend of the show.
Speaker 1: Now he's a friend.
Speaker 2: What I meant to say was highlight some of his work.
Speaker 1: Correct, it's merely an air check, we say in the industry.
Speaker 1: We're listening to just check in on a colleague of ours.
Speaker 5: Welfare check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's a welfare check.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's been flirting with death for years?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 8: Food?
Speaker 5: This is it, it's happening.
Speaker 1: Really hype this whole thing up, the.
Speaker 2: Moment that everyone's been waiting for.
Speaker 1: Everyone on Earth. I was walking by the street and
Speaker 1: people were shaking in their boots going when he went
Speaker 1: out seeing it, I said on Wednesday's episode, relaxed.
Speaker 2: It feels like Australian idol. We're down to the final two.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's true.
Speaker 2: Our jingle will be crowned today. Correct the jingle for
Speaker 2: our new text line, so that everyone listening now eventually
Speaker 2: remembers it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want it to be stuck in people's head and
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: I agree, because we talk about this text line every week.
Speaker 1: We always forget it's in the show notes. It's a
Speaker 1: bit of a mess. So this just eliminates all stress
Speaker 1: every time you.
Speaker 2: Don't say, we always forget. Well, no, but I've got
Speaker 2: there eventually, he did. I never memorized it.
Speaker 1: I never put in the time nor the effort to remember.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: So this is really benefiting me. But it will sound good.
Speaker 1: It'll sound it'll sound nice.
Speaker 2: It will. All you have to do is press play.
Speaker 2: So yes, our fourth wheel, the newly appointed raving reporter
Speaker 2: Oscar Correct came over to my place yesterday. We recorded
Speaker 2: two jingles and let's bring him in now to show
Speaker 2: them off to YouTube. Oscar come on, hello.
Speaker 1: Oscar Roaming Reporter. Welcome, Welcome, Hello, darling, my love. Take
Speaker 1: a seat. Yeah, Mike's ready to go.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm on the little chair.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Well, you're quite tall. You probably don't need to sit
Speaker 2: up that high because look at the so far away
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to be dainty for once in my life.
Speaker 4: And you know, there we go.
Speaker 1: There you are. That's work that's working.
Speaker 4: On your cheek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, flurry, I.
Speaker 4: Know I haven't showered.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think it's been about four weeks.
Speaker 4: Can I just say I'm a direct high level with
Speaker 4: Jenna and it is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever expert. Yes,
Speaker 4: because Jenna and I've never been at the same height.
Speaker 4: You been at the same level either, but we can
Speaker 4: just no, I've always stooped lower. Yes, that's the fourth.
Speaker 2: Wheel for a reason. There is a pecond never hierarchy.
Speaker 1: The two of you have been working tirelessly to record
Speaker 1: these jingles and we have options.
Speaker 2: So there was two out of all the ones that
Speaker 2: our listeners suggested and the ones that we brainstormed ourselves.
Speaker 2: In my bedroom last week we recorded the Friends theme song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love that and because of you by Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1: The Friends theme song is the Rembrandt correct Yes, I'll
Speaker 1: be there for you, for you.
Speaker 2: I would like to add that during the recording process
Speaker 2: last night, I did have this cranky slut neighbor of
Speaker 2: mine come over and making them plane.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She knocked on the door and so we just went silent.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe she'll know that we took the
Speaker 2: hint and that's enough. I didn't enter the door, and
Speaker 2: then again and then I went and into the door
Speaker 2: and she goes, you scared me. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you desperately wanted my attention. What is it? And so
Speaker 2: she said, can you just keep the singing to a minimum,
Speaker 2: but we were we were done by that point. So
Speaker 2: we got it in the camp and there were several
Speaker 2: points while we were recording these jingles. Yeah, we just
Speaker 2: looked at her and I went, oh, that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you can sing and you check out and you've
Speaker 1: been around, you perform at local venues. Yeah, so these
Speaker 1: we're going to play them now.
Speaker 2: Yes. I would also like to add that I posted
Speaker 2: them to my Instagram last night as we were recording them,
Speaker 2: and I did a poll, but I blocked both of you.
Speaker 2: I wanted to hear it for the first time here
Speaker 2: and now.
Speaker 1: All right, so so give us the results of the pole.
Speaker 2: No, I'll do it after we'll hear.
Speaker 5: The Okay, yeah, let's make it fair.
Speaker 2: We'll kick off with the Friends theme song I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This is option number one for a new jingle
Speaker 1: sung by Oscar.
Speaker 4: Oscar's debut jingle, Yeah yeah, thank you for coming to
Speaker 4: my jingle listening party.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Lovely. It's almost like a viewing party,
Speaker 1: just no one's dead. It's referencing Aaron's call.
Speaker 8: Right here we go, Oh for double two A two
Speaker 8: too for double two A two.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but is that harmony at the end? Did
Speaker 2: that not just sound exactly like the friends themes?
Speaker 1: So impressed? I felt like Jennifer Aniston, I want the
Speaker 1: Rachel I am so in New York City near that fountain?
Speaker 1: Did you do layers of different stems? You know what
Speaker 1: they call in the industry.
Speaker 2: There's like a three part harmony in that. And we
Speaker 2: were recording it and I went into that thinking I
Speaker 2: don't want this one to win. I don't want this jingle.
Speaker 2: I like the other one better. But then after we
Speaker 2: recorded it, we were like, actually, that's kind of fucking
Speaker 2: beautiful that.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's fair. I think we have to
Speaker 1: play that one more time. Yeah, I'm just gonna play
Speaker 1: it once if it doesn't win. So this is this
Speaker 1: is jingle Action number one. Listen to the ins and outs, okay,
Speaker 1: and the vocals from oscar.
Speaker 8: Oh for double two A two too? For double two
Speaker 8: they got A two two.
Speaker 1: I really like it, Like, I'm loving that.
Speaker 2: I don't want it to win, but I can't deny
Speaker 2: that was fucking impressive.
Speaker 4: It was absolutely I mean, look, we both went into
Speaker 4: it last night being like absolutely not. It's not us,
Speaker 4: it's not camp, it's not straight.
Speaker 1: It's so straight it is straight culture.
Speaker 4: And then the more we did it, and obviously, you know,
Speaker 4: you do a couple of takes, and there was that
Speaker 4: moment where we both looked at each other away.
Speaker 2: When I added all the layers together in that last
Speaker 2: bit two, when I added that together, I just went it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear what it's competing against.
Speaker 2: Yes, So the next option is more of a power ballot.
Speaker 2: It's because of you by Kelly Clarkson. And this, to
Speaker 2: his own admission, this is a little out of oscars range,
Speaker 2: but he fucking.
Speaker 1: Gave it his all and I think he nailed it
Speaker 1: all right. Here Option two, Oscar's premier jingle.
Speaker 2: This one is very dramatic for no reason.
Speaker 1: That's let's here. Let's hear.
Speaker 4: Life for two zero two.
Speaker 10: I thought to nine A two zero two. I thought
Speaker 10: to nine, hooray to zero till far to nine to
Speaker 10: zero to.
Speaker 2: I far till nine allay, Jess.
Speaker 3: Just.
Speaker 2: Double tu.
Speaker 4: Send it the text place.
Speaker 1: That is, I have to say I applaud that take
Speaker 1: it because that care would that killed me a couple
Speaker 1: of points.
Speaker 2: While recording that one, that I had to edit out
Speaker 2: just a vape.
Speaker 1: Cough'd be like, oh.
Speaker 4: Thousand.
Speaker 2: I would have been challenging singing that high.
Speaker 1: Wait, we can't it's fifty six seconds. We can't play
Speaker 1: that every episode.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's too long. That's the full theatrical,
Speaker 2: dramatic version, the album version.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's the album Wow.
Speaker 2: But when it comes to like every week playing the sweeper,
Speaker 2: it'll just be a little a bite from the chorus.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, this is so dramatic. I mean, okay, so
Speaker 1: what did the pole say? What are the listeners?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to know.
Speaker 2: I think can we just listen to that one again?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: At the start when it just goes, it's like some
Speaker 4: random kid from like the ensemble of Annie just came
Speaker 4: in like out of.
Speaker 2: And listen with headphones on for this, Like again, harmony
Speaker 2: is stunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fine, a ton.
Speaker 10: To zero two. I thought till nine orad to zero two.
Speaker 10: I far to nine to zero two. I thought too
Speaker 10: till nine more.
Speaker 2: That's got my vote. I give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I think that's fantastic. I think we need to discuss
Speaker 1: the implications of this. Can we be sued by either
Speaker 1: the rembrands or Kelly Clarkson. No, it's a remembrance.
Speaker 2: Can't afford to loyal.
Speaker 1: And Kelly's too busy, she's doing one hundred and one thing.
Speaker 2: But it's fair game if you're doing a parody of it.
Speaker 4: True, because if that was the case, and all of
Speaker 4: those crap parodies on YouTube would all be be ripped.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, before we vote, what the what does
Speaker 1: the audience say? What do the idiots think?
Speaker 2: So firstly, people were blown away by Oscar's voice.
Speaker 1: You go on to Hollywood, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: So I posted them in the same order, Friends first,
Speaker 2: and then because of you, the Kelly clarks And one,
Speaker 2: and people were like, I thought I was going to
Speaker 2: vote for the Friends one, but now that I've heard
Speaker 2: the second option, that one, the number is way clearer
Speaker 2: because in the Friends one it's for a two well
Speaker 2: two yeah, whereas it's very clear the Kelly Clarkson one.
Speaker 2: And I just like the unnecessary melodar.
Speaker 4: It's so ridiculously melodramatic. It works.
Speaker 1: I think it's perfect for the show. It's also Kelly
Speaker 1: is so queer coded it feels more us. I think
Speaker 1: Friends is. It's come on, we.
Speaker 2: Can low rent friends?
Speaker 4: Can we just let friends die?
Speaker 1: I agree, I've I've never really seen a season.
Speaker 4: I've watched a couple of episodes, scrolling through nine Gem.
Speaker 1: And I nine Honey, nine Honey, nine nine Jacket.
Speaker 2: I've tried it.
Speaker 4: It's just never been for me.
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on nine Curry and
Speaker 1: nine SOULSA.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, So what did the audience say? Do we
Speaker 1: have percentages?
Speaker 2: Yes, we do so. Initially when we posted it in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group, it was the Friends theme song by
Speaker 2: a landslide, but at that point we were just putting
Speaker 2: it forward as a hypothetical. Yes, so if you looked
Speaker 2: at the Facebook group pole everyone voted for Friends as
Speaker 2: a concept. But then once I posted Oscar actually singing it,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden in the Facebook group it was
Speaker 2: fifty to fifty people must have voted the change. Whereas
Speaker 2: the poll on my Instagram it's Kelly all the way
Speaker 2: sixty percent.
Speaker 1: Well listen, I'm going to vote because I like a
Speaker 1: jingle and I think it's punchy.
Speaker 2: What do you think of the Friends one? Just generally speak,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I think it's fantastic, and for that reason that is
Speaker 1: why I am voting for the Friends. I'm voting for friends, really,
Speaker 1: and then you're voting for Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Kelly.
Speaker 1: Well, Kelly.
Speaker 2: Had another bad rain moment because you were just saying
Speaker 2: that the Friends one was not suitable.
Speaker 1: Dare you turn your back on potentially? And also so
Speaker 1: I can do this in a while since we've had to,
Speaker 1: which if you read the constitution of Vigim, it is
Speaker 1: that if Mitch and I are not at level heads,
Speaker 1: if we can't agree on something, we have to go
Speaker 1: to our third wheel.
Speaker 2: And of course that means that.
Speaker 1: She oftens it.
Speaker 2: Her decisions aren't always great always great, and we can't
Speaker 2: fight it.
Speaker 1: That's written in the law constitution.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited. I've never seen a Jenna decides in person.
Speaker 1: I know many people try to see it, and it happened,
Speaker 1: but it's it's very spontaneous.
Speaker 2: Your team, Kelly, right, obviously, Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 1: It's But your vote unfortunately isn't binding the fourth wheel.
Speaker 1: You've got to be third and above. No, that's I've
Speaker 1: got to work my way through. And we rubbed it
Speaker 1: out with You're in the committee and you do you
Speaker 1: do great work with the cantank. You but yeah, just
Speaker 1: not there yet. All right, Jenna hit us. What are
Speaker 1: you thinking?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 5: Coming into this, I thought one would be better than
Speaker 5: the other, as in I had a preconceived idea of
Speaker 5: one being better, But after hearing it, I've changed my mind.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've got to give it to.
Speaker 5: Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1: Thank God, it's done it after all?
Speaker 2: Played again.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, let's play it out Jess very often any I
Speaker 1: guess I feel it. Congratulations to zero to singing in
Speaker 1: other words, to nicea to zero.
Speaker 4: Us just two.
Speaker 2: We've gotta get the four.
Speaker 1: Okay, four.
Speaker 8: Zeros.
Speaker 2: You'll never forget the number again.
Speaker 1: Everyone. Oh that's brilliant. We have a new jingle for
Speaker 1: our text.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Wow, the drama is hot without thinking?
Speaker 2: Do you know the number? Off my heart?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: Four two five for two two five zero eight too?
Speaker 2: Okay, because you nailed the lyrics when you're singing.
Speaker 1: It, but now you can't remy four two two nine
Speaker 1: four eight two or two.
Speaker 2: We remember that the jingles.
Speaker 1: But jingles take a while to bed into the mark.
Speaker 1: They take a while. Well, listen, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: We have a new jingle that's very exciting. B you're
Speaker 1: thankving reporter Oscar, you've got pipes on you. You'll make
Speaker 1: it in this beers kid all right, thanks to listening.
Speaker 1: We'll guys, see you in a week on from Monday
Speaker 1: or Monday's episode.
Speaker 2: Well, do you not want to work off anymore?
Speaker 1: We're taking a week off. We're taking a week off.
Speaker 4: Fuck me.
Speaker 1: It was my idea and I and now I'm like,
Speaker 1: see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: You work a whole Honestly, I don't have to go
Speaker 2: back to the days of giving you a run sheet
Speaker 2: because the whole where we.
Speaker 1: Are no no, what day is it better? Mondays was
Speaker 1: a mess. Thanks for coming in, Oscar, Thanks.
Speaker 2: For having happened. One week off and then we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I don't. If it's too much stress,
Speaker 1: listen to the old catalog if you want. People say
Speaker 1: it's great. I don't know how they do it. I
Speaker 1: hate to think what's out there to enjoy though, And
Speaker 1: we'll see you after a week break.
Speaker 2: Have fun and to a dog.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, Yeah, thanks? Is it just me podcast by
Speaker 1: a couple of me. Make sure you've hit follow on
Speaker 1: your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end the show is not actually done.
Speaker 1: No, gotcha, gotcha, Brocols. Happy Halloween, everyone, we gottay Halloween.
Speaker 1: Happy Halloween.
Speaker 2: Does this come out Halloween week?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Close to it, But I was just going with a
Speaker 1: spooky musing.
Speaker 2: Look let me it'll come out the twenty fifth. It's
Speaker 2: pretty fucking close, only like three days off. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: if we say happy Halloween, it's still a Cliqum.
Speaker 1: No, I've told you what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm
Speaker 1: going on a date. I'm dressing up else go, where
Speaker 1: do you stand on this? Because you're single?
Speaker 4: Okay, very very cute for that.
Speaker 2: Wicked dressed as a cowboy. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It's disresceipt. I'm taking a date and he said, it's
Speaker 1: Halloween weekend, let's go in costume And I said, I
Speaker 1: kind of think that's adorable.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 1: Front problem is we're front row at Wicked. That's the date,
Speaker 1: and I'm going as a cowboy and I'm wearing a
Speaker 1: big hat, but one of the obnoxious ones that has
Speaker 1: the tube head. So it's like I'm going to sit
Speaker 1: in the front row with a brown cowboy hat on?
Speaker 2: What more on?
Speaker 4: That's sorry, look love you, but that is the dumbest
Speaker 4: thing I've ever heard. Do you remember I want the
Speaker 4: people behind you to like bash you or something like
Speaker 4: take their hat off.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, no, then you'll have hat hair.
Speaker 1: And that's on me on this head of hair too.
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on costumes on dates?
Speaker 4: Look, it depends on the context. For something like going
Speaker 4: to see Wicked front fucking Row, I'd say maybe dressed
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 2: Normal If it was anything else, I'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's cute, it was a cowboy, yeah, et cetera. However,
Speaker 2: the fact that you're going to Wicked, it's just I
Speaker 2: don't get it.
Speaker 5: No, it's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, As someone who has performed in many a stage show, yeah,
Speaker 4: that is possibly one of the rudest things you can do.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's actually true. I didn't even like about Alphabet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because poor Alphabet on stage, you know, she can't
Speaker 4: be upstakes and it totally comes across as trying to
Speaker 4: take away distract the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alphabucks be awful.
Speaker 4: Love the idea of getting dressed up, but maybe let's
Speaker 4: get dressed fancy instead of in a cowboy costume and
Speaker 4: leave that for then.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I said it should go in a costume still, but
Speaker 2: something Wicked themed.
Speaker 4: Wicked theme for sure, like dogto the Tornado or a
Speaker 4: tornado that's or the House of the House or a scarecrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or the tin Man.
Speaker 2: You should go. It's the coward line about how is.
Speaker 1: Your dating life going? You're single?
Speaker 4: I'm single. Oh look, it's fine, you know, like it
Speaker 4: is what it is when you look like this and
Speaker 4: you're so gorgeous. Yea, they run for the heel, they do.
Speaker 4: But it's fine because I've got fifteen boyfriends, so we
Speaker 4: all good.
Speaker 1: Are you dating a couple of boys?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, he said to Sean early on. What you don't
Speaker 2: understand is that you're not Mitchell's boyfriend. You're our boy
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Ah, So that's part of this relationship, whether you like
Speaker 1: it or not.
Speaker 4: So that's my trick to surviving single life. Jenny, you
Speaker 4: could take.
Speaker 1: A few tim I'm single too, will you as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can all take it. If you're just telling
Speaker 4: your friends. Boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He's had a proposition always if you just say to.
Speaker 4: Your friend's boyfriends, you do realize, like I said to Sean,
Speaker 4: you're dating both of us, so by proxy, it's a
Speaker 4: throuple it's the same goes for our friend Asher and
Speaker 4: his partner. I've said to your partner and James, you're
Speaker 4: dating me as well, so my chalkn's oh, my boyfriends
Speaker 4: at the same time.
Speaker 2: So it's a package deal.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like those like those gift with purchasers, except
Speaker 4: on the gift you don't want to give away or
Speaker 4: throw away.
Speaker 8: Got it?
Speaker 1: So like a little mini candle you get.
Speaker 2: Peter really has just accepted the terms of conditions like
Speaker 2: he takes in. It's giant. He sent me a text
Speaker 2: once saying, now, I'm sure it goes without saying, but
Speaker 2: I'm planning something very special for our anniversary, so make
Speaker 2: sure you keep the thirtieth of June free nice. And
Speaker 2: then oscar Has takes my phone and applies with a
Speaker 2: voice message.
Speaker 1: All right, bad buck, pep, and you know what I did.
Speaker 1: So is there any there's no sexual implications of this?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no not
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: Sean's aware of no, no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's aware of it. Yes, but you know what
Speaker 4: like in all seriously, though, I can't be bothered with dating.
Speaker 4: I've done it, I've had the boys, and it's all
Speaker 4: been the same deal. They've all just said to me, like,
Speaker 4: you're so amazing, You're so nice. I'm just not looking
Speaker 4: to date at the moment, and that's fine. I can't
Speaker 4: knock anyone back for that because at the end of
Speaker 4: the day, I'm busy.
Speaker 1: Of course, if your book didn't busy, And then they
Speaker 1: do go and go official with a new man on
Speaker 1: their Instagram or a woman interesting or a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, but he's talking shit. Watch the tea's
Speaker 2: on the prow. He came to Brisbane with me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for my comedy shows.
Speaker 1: You didn't try to fuck listeners, did you?
Speaker 2: Probably? But we landed in Brisbane. They hadn't even turned
Speaker 2: the fucking seatbelt signs off it and Oscar sends me
Speaker 2: a screenshot of Grinder and goes, oh, nummies, he's hot.
Speaker 2: He was on Grinder as soon as you could get
Speaker 2: phone reception.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, listen. I had to check out the local
Speaker 4: whole of the area.
Speaker 2: Alright.
Speaker 4: I was happy.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I was tad holiday with my Chalco.
Speaker 1: Holiday. Yeah, yeah, you're on the clock.
Speaker 4: It was on the clock.
Speaker 1: So when you go to a new city, do you
Speaker 1: open Grinder? And just to make sure that you're in
Speaker 1: the market.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, honestly, even I do that, so I don't
Speaker 2: blame you. I'd just like to see who's around. Not
Speaker 2: a no, I still do. Just when I was in
Speaker 2: Queenstown a few weeks ago, I opened grinding. I've got
Speaker 2: a blank profile just to see what the local offerings are.
Speaker 2: I don't talk to any of them. I did get one.
Speaker 2: I did get one message though, that said, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to quick suck before Betty. You can oh, I said, No,
Speaker 2: I never had a message anyone. I'm just kind of
Speaker 2: curious to see. I don't know why. I just find
Speaker 2: it interesting to be like, how close is the closest?
Speaker 2: First totally, Sometimes it's like nine meters. I'm like, where
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 4: I apologize for that message, Okay, I'm quite confused.
Speaker 1: The hard times are difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I was delayed, but I stand Grinder's terrific. So sad
Speaker 1: it's not for me. I told you.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what though, if you're going into it.
Speaker 4: See here's my thing with grinded. If you're going into it,
Speaker 4: training it not that seriously. It can be quite hilarious
Speaker 4: what is sent to you. But a lot of people
Speaker 4: I know, go into it with an expectation of I
Speaker 4: want to do this, I want to.
Speaker 3: Do that, I do this.
Speaker 4: I clicked suck before bed before bed, and maybe a
Speaker 4: jerk or something. I don't know, but like, if you're
Speaker 4: going into it with a preconceived notion, it's not going
Speaker 4: to be fun. Whereas I open the app, like as
Speaker 4: if it's a fridge, I opened it up, see if
Speaker 4: there's any leftovers, and if not, then I just.
Speaker 1: I opened mind. Will you come up?
Speaker 2: Probably he favorites everyone, he knows, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: Well, No, it's good. I was actually telling Mitchell this yesterday.
Speaker 4: I save everyone because they're on the off chance they
Speaker 4: might need rescuing. It happened, It's happened before. It's happened before.
Speaker 4: Where a friend of mine was in the beaches and
Speaker 4: they live nowhere ney of the beaches, and I opened
Speaker 4: grind her and they were there and I was like,
Speaker 4: what are you doing here? And then long story short,
Speaker 4: I pretended to be zober driver to pick him up.
Speaker 2: Now he wanted to get out of the hook because
Speaker 2: he wanted to.
Speaker 4: Get out of the hook, but it was nothing like
Speaker 4: he thought he was going to be. Oh yeah, So
Speaker 4: they got Chicken was on the prow saved nothing.
Speaker 1: I can't find you. You're not coming up on mine.
Speaker 1: Well you're on mine, am I are you favorite of me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because I looked and you need rescuing.
Speaker 4: Well in case you need rescuing or if you know,
Speaker 4: if you're up at two, if I need a quick.
Speaker 1: Blow before I live with my parents. So I just can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'll come and.
Speaker 2: Say, people into your room, though they wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: My sister's bedroom is right next to mine, like right
Speaker 1: next to it, and.
Speaker 2: It's too risky stick and keep secret.
Speaker 1: Absolutely she can't.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, she can't suspect anything. I've already met your mother.
Speaker 4: True your father?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you'd love him. I loved everyone loved
Speaker 1: him on the episode La Week Dad jury. Didn't he
Speaker 1: do well?
Speaker 4: God bless him? Be emotional? Actually I thought, I thought,
Speaker 4: like what, I'm modern man?
Speaker 1: I love that? Did you listen?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was cute, wasn't he?
Speaker 4: He was so gorgeous?
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of nice messages. Actually, some people.
Speaker 1: Someone said, in all my life knowing my dad, I
Speaker 1: haven't got as much wisdom out of that ten minute
Speaker 1: chat with yours I'm lucky to have a dad.
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was very sweet. Bless him. I love him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it and we aget it. You come
Speaker 2: from a god family.
Speaker 1: I was smacked. If you want to ruin the march,
Speaker 1: I was smacked, very sad because aren't you because we're
Speaker 1: both walks, aren't we? Yes, of course, so wooden spoon flies,
Speaker 1: everything kicked up the ass.
Speaker 3: I was hit.
Speaker 1: I was belted with RM Williams belt. That's why I
Speaker 1: love designer items. I got the RM Williams a Horse
Speaker 1: logo in my ass cheek.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll never forget being in Croatia when my family
Speaker 4: and I were a little and my grandmother chased my
Speaker 4: brother with the fly swatter because he called her a
Speaker 4: fucking bitche This is two thousand and seven. My cousins
Speaker 4: and I was sitting there laughing. We thought it was
Speaker 4: the funniest thing in the world and that was normal
Speaker 4: to Apparently that's called abuse now, I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it definitely is.
Speaker 1: I have those discussions of people that I'd never smacked
Speaker 1: my kids, and I go, yeah, never, No, I was smacked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was Were you smacked, Mitchell, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think so.
Speaker 1: Remember before the threat of it, Yeah, of course, I
Speaker 1: was always looming over my eyes.
Speaker 2: Make me get the fucking wooden spoon, and so I
Speaker 2: never made them like the hand.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My dad still talks about the last smack. It would
Speaker 1: be a great novel. He remember the last smack sounds
Speaker 1: like a bio pic star like, Yeah, no, it'd be
Speaker 1: to collect.
Speaker 2: Do you want to dinger up?
Speaker 4: By the way, I would love one?
Speaker 1: Actually, can you chuck me a ginger nut? Please? And
Speaker 1: I'm talking about grind it.
Speaker 8: Just throw.
Speaker 1: Chuck me ginger to chuck it. Oh, that was fantastic
Speaker 1: sports with good hands, Aye Venus and Serena.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: My dad said he hit me once so hard, and
Speaker 1: I was and I was too old, and he remembers
Speaker 1: thinking that hurt. And I can't bear to see him
Speaker 1: cry because at my hand.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, he talks about it. Maybe if his son
Speaker 2: wasn't a little pussy, wouldn't cry.
Speaker 1: When I came out, I saw the hand forming. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's going to smack me and get me into it,
Speaker 1: And the.
Speaker 4: Answer was yes, of course it was.
Speaker 1: What are our favorite big kies? Do we all have
Speaker 1: a favorite one Kingston?
Speaker 2: Oh, I love is that the one with the chocolate
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 4: Laurel said, there's barely any cream in My favorite the gayety,
Speaker 4: the Tim Tam knockoff. They're like way free one, no
Speaker 4: one great, never heard of it. Well it's got gay
Speaker 4: in it, so you should all check it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a sucker for a simple Oreo. Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not simple. That's like bougie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a dollar for a roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'd be pretty well off if you were
Speaker 2: buying Oreo the office instead of an arn. It's family.
Speaker 1: What are your favorites?
Speaker 2: It's a toss up between the ginger nuts or those
Speaker 2: shortbread cream ones or in Monte Carlo. But also I
Speaker 2: was a fat fucking kid, so I just eat any
Speaker 2: biscuits left, including the orange ones, which I hate.
Speaker 4: But I.
Speaker 1: Used to open the Monty Carlo eat the cream that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeahs the biscuit. God, wait till you weren't raised in
Speaker 2: a drought word.
Speaker 1: Mynn used to get the Variety pack. I think everyone's
Speaker 1: name bought the Variety pack, right.
Speaker 2: They had the assorted creams and then just like yeah,
Speaker 2: the other one that didn't have cream like the family
Speaker 2: Packe have, like the Teddy Bears. Yes, gootch fingers and ship.
Speaker 2: They were never as exciting though, No, was.
Speaker 1: There one with pink icing on it? I don't know
Speaker 1: what I think about. What about lattice?
Speaker 2: You're talking about the Are you talking about those TikTok biscuits?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They yeah, clocks.
Speaker 2: What are the other ones? The ginger but the icing
Speaker 2: on it, pink and honey honey jumble, honey jumble. I
Speaker 2: love honey jumbles. I've made you try them on the podcast.
Speaker 5: Credit they're the Bears.
Speaker 1: It's gonna break your teeth.
Speaker 4: I know. I'm like fully struggling.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even didn't crack it, crack it with my hands.
Speaker 1: Oh god, alright, hang on, not this podcast. I've never
Speaker 1: had one of them.
Speaker 2: Ever had a honey gamble we're on that.
Speaker 5: No, they've been discontinued, yeah, joint. Amanda spoke about it,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 2: Can you just give me a bit of warning, bomb,
Speaker 2: I'm deeply affected.
Speaker 5: I know it did affect me too.
Speaker 2: I was affected.
Speaker 1: We really should go everyone, it's been a hoop, but
Speaker 1: we've got to get out of here.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 2: least better today. That's all just two percent.
Speaker 1: So we do should be harmonized like you did in
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you've got to give me a starting though.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not mean, all right, hang on, So we
Speaker 2: do that like the end of Because of You.
Speaker 1: So we do so weird alright ready three two soweet.
Speaker 3: It's not a.
Speaker 2: Harmony or just singing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't press the button.
Speaker 2: It's just playing the jingle one time.
Speaker 4: That's what we can.
Speaker 1: See you anyway, we're taking a week break. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: Love you, love you.
Speaker 4: Nine for a two zero.
Speaker 10: I far too till nine a t zero two. I'll
Speaker 10: far you till nine foray to zero two.
Speaker 6: I'll far too nine a two zero two, I'll far
Speaker 6: till nine allay jes.
Speaker 2: Foub two.
Speaker 9: To ze two
Speaker 4: Sent us a taket place