Speaker 1: Is it just po stood to black a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yea.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: I don't want to pore everyone and show you my
Speaker 3: europe trip videos.
Speaker 4: It's a bit late for that.
Speaker 1: Now, is Julie and Mitchell coops?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How are we?
Speaker 3: Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Pretty good? I've been googling what celebrations are happening today,
Speaker 4: by the way, because you know how a Monday, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we were going through all sorts of random ship what
Speaker 4: was it again? National Tree Day?
Speaker 3: National Tree Day? God, there was some national and Guinie Day.
Speaker 3: I believe if.
Speaker 4: You've got a sneeze, let it out, darling, because it's
Speaker 4: Blessing Day today. Yeah, I believe that's Wednesday, the first
Speaker 4: of May. Pinching a punch religional thing, Yes, I believe
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 3: There's anything to do with the actual sneezing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if I say bless you, that's pretty much
Speaker 4: in the spirit of Blessing Day?
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the floor? If you don't
Speaker 3: bless somebody, you were bustard a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I do feel like I've done something wrong if
Speaker 4: I sneeze and no one blesses me. I'm like, did
Speaker 4: I fucking offend?
Speaker 3: Like I'm not religious in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 3: but I will bless someone. Bless you. I throw blesses
Speaker 3: around like there's a reflex.
Speaker 4: It's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: If someone's upset, or if someone said something really nice,
Speaker 3: I go to at the moment, is bless you Like
Speaker 3: it's a thank you God. Bless yeah, God, bless you.
Speaker 3: Meet You're really handsome.
Speaker 4: God, bless you.
Speaker 3: It happens all the time.
Speaker 4: Bless you, bless you my child. Yeah, and blessings unto
Speaker 4: the Price Keeper Jenna, who was also here, Blessed be
Speaker 4: the fruit, Price Keeper.
Speaker 5: Jenna, bless it be the fruit.
Speaker 4: Of course, you know what what that's actually highly relevant
Speaker 4: because for some reason, Oh God, today my is about
Speaker 4: the fruit of Jenna's womb.
Speaker 3: Wow, finally we're discussing that the children that Jenna has
Speaker 3: had throughout the recording.
Speaker 4: Of it, and the one in the way.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, no, no doubt. Yeah, I didn't realize we're
Speaker 3: talking about that.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Jenn, Thank you, pleasure.
Speaker 3: I'm happy. Bless bless you, bless you. Where do you
Speaker 3: think blessed you would not work? Because blessed you works
Speaker 3: like a thank you. Bless your works as like it.
Speaker 4: Would just sound a bit weird in certain context, like
Speaker 4: I'll bless you for dinner, bless you for having me.
Speaker 3: Mitch, can you transfer me from dinner? Oh? I yous did? Yeah,
Speaker 3: bless you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a bit. If you went like bless it
Speaker 4: would sound kind of sarcastic. That'd be fine, but actually
Speaker 4: saying bless you is.
Speaker 5: A bit weird.
Speaker 3: Oh bless you, bless you.
Speaker 4: I don't think that works.
Speaker 3: What if I get water on my hand ready died?
Speaker 3: Because if I go like, it's more impact if I
Speaker 3: got bless you. You've sprinkled hardly water and I bless
Speaker 3: you with that sparkling Sam Pellegrino.
Speaker 5: Bless you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, blessed for that? Yeah, blessed heaps.
Speaker 3: I think bless you got to make a comeback in
Speaker 3: a non religious sense, That's all I'm saying. And amen,
Speaker 3: I mean, for God's sake, like you have a good
Speaker 3: you have a good shag finish coming.
Speaker 4: Oh amen. Your reaction if someone actually said that mid sex, no,
Speaker 4: like they just finished and that it's amen.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's kind of what we think, isn't
Speaker 3: it amen. Ah men, Well anyway, listen, Hi everybody. If
Speaker 3: it's your first time listening, welcome to Issrod just me.
Speaker 4: Every week we start, we often make more sense than this. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: today is not the day for making sense, is it.
Speaker 3: No, it's really not no.
Speaker 4: With what we've got coming up totally.
Speaker 3: We have mispronunciations back. It's been a long time, but
Speaker 3: I've found three fresh min's pronunciations MITSI I said, mince pronunciations.
Speaker 4: Mince pronunciation, mince meat. That's hilarious that you mispronounced miss
Speaker 4: pronounce how my brain feels.
Speaker 3: My brain feels like mince meat. And the one that's
Speaker 3: got half fat half full fat.
Speaker 5: Oh did they have those?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've never seen that, they have half fat
Speaker 3: normal full fat on the one side.
Speaker 4: So you're only getting three quarters of the thing.
Speaker 3: So I don't really know.
Speaker 4: I think that that adds up.
Speaker 3: Actually it does.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not confidently backing my mass. I never should know.
Speaker 3: We're keeping big Mins happy with that plug.
Speaker 4: If it did.
Speaker 3: Your first time was sitting, Yes, welcome. We start every
Speaker 3: episode with it is it just me? Something we've noticed,
Speaker 3: something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mind, I
Speaker 3: don't know Mitch's, but we have a mispronunciation coming up today,
Speaker 3: three of them, and the intervention for the ages.
Speaker 4: You keep flip flopping. First you told me it's not
Speaker 4: an intervention, but now it is. What have you got again?
Speaker 3: It's not an intervention, but it's the only word I
Speaker 3: can think of to accurate, accurately describe the energy of
Speaker 3: what I want to bring to the table. You owe
Speaker 3: the podcast, you owe your listeners, and more importantly, you
Speaker 3: own us financially financial.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what?
Speaker 5: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got no idea what this could be about.
Speaker 4: Because you said it was something I said on another podcast,
Speaker 4: I actually have been wrecking my brain. I've put no idea.
Speaker 3: Y if you're a guest on a podcast, you said
Speaker 3: something that was sent to me by multiple idiots in
Speaker 3: the DM. Actually I can prove it. Really, I'll shout
Speaker 3: them out. When I get to that point, I will shout.
Speaker 4: It out because they are favored already. Let's is it
Speaker 4: just means first? I already said mine is about Jannet's womb.
Speaker 3: Oh you can get first?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so you can.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to keep one a little secret. Sure,
Speaker 3: come here, I'll get to it.
Speaker 4: We don't keep secrets on this podcast ever.
Speaker 3: It's because it's in the note section of my phone,
Speaker 3: so I can go and get it if you want.
Speaker 4: It's fine, I'll just fucking go. Bradley count.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Have you ever picked what Jenna would be like as
Speaker 4: a mother?
Speaker 3: I think you'd be brilliant. I'm not. I haven't pictured it,
Speaker 3: but I kind of get your work with Dunlop. You
Speaker 3: can't Connie Rebok here, and you do great work with them,
Speaker 3: so I feel you'd be a great mother.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And also I look after my colleagues's children as well,
Speaker 5: do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: Yes. So when I went to Amanda Keller's holiday house.
Speaker 4: Are you invited money in the dark?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, no, No, I didn't mention the full name show's name.
Speaker 4: The only thing you could have done is include her
Speaker 4: middle name, Amanda, Reginald and Keller. No.
Speaker 5: Continue anyway, when I was there with a few colleagues,
Speaker 5: they brought their children and I looked after their children
Speaker 5: and they had the best time. And now every time
Speaker 5: they go out somewhere they always ask for me.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good sign, isn't it, I can see it.
Speaker 3: Why why do you bring this up?
Speaker 4: Yes, because I literally have never thought about what Jenna
Speaker 4: would be like as a mother. But I had a dream.
Speaker 4: I dream. I think she was just pregnant up the Duff.
Speaker 4: It was quite far along in the pregnancy, oh way,
Speaker 4: and we just acted like it was totally normal. There
Speaker 4: were no questions being we were still.
Speaker 5: Doing the podcast and everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you were just going about your life like
Speaker 4: normal up the dusk, full bump on display and like
Speaker 4: there were no answers about who the father was. Nothing.
Speaker 4: We just carried on like normal and it was seamless.
Speaker 4: And then you gave birth. I wasn't there for that
Speaker 4: in the dream, thank god. But once you had the kid,
Speaker 4: it just again, it wasn't like a huge lifestyle adjustment.
Speaker 4: You just kind of brought it to work, went about
Speaker 4: your life and adjusted just fine. I was like, maybe
Speaker 4: she's a natural. I've never thought about what Jenna would
Speaker 4: be like with a fucking kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: You'd be good.
Speaker 3: Who would the person bringing the baby in the world
Speaker 3: with you be did you have a dream sort of person?
Speaker 3: Not particularly who sperm would you want? And be honest, Oh,
Speaker 3: you had to choose between us, which and I both
Speaker 3: have potent baby cream?
Speaker 5: Oh both of you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have to call it baby crap.
Speaker 3: I've got big, viscous seaman loads. And it's just it's
Speaker 3: because I take a lot of vitamins and I drink
Speaker 3: a lot of water, so I make really I make
Speaker 3: a lot of volume. But I haven't had them to.
Speaker 4: Take that information. We're about to divulge yours.
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, I'm not jull this is shark tank.
Speaker 3: I'm offering what I can give you, and you want
Speaker 3: how much percent takeing?
Speaker 4: You want a kid with this? Fuck it? No, No,
Speaker 4: you're actually doing the pitch for me. No, you just
Speaker 4: because who's going to be a responsible parent?
Speaker 3: Jenna pays for my comment, then I fuck off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she has to deal with your genetics after that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've got You're not the best, baby.
Speaker 5: Would forget everything.
Speaker 3: I'm only on the pros the cons list, And you've
Speaker 3: got a pen and paper because we'll be here a
Speaker 3: while now.
Speaker 4: I've already written it.
Speaker 3: Well, yo, yo, when it's weight and that's just something
Speaker 3: you're going to have to deal with. It will have
Speaker 3: a great thick head of hair and a brilliant personality,
Speaker 3: but its brain is hemorrhaging from its scuff. I believe
Speaker 3: that's a congenial well.
Speaker 4: I can also offer the thick head of hair and
Speaker 4: the great personality true, and.
Speaker 3: I still have theories that your brain is also leaking.
Speaker 3: What like mine?
Speaker 4: What are your theories about that?
Speaker 3: I've never published them, but they're with scholars.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're in a weird ass mental.
Speaker 5: I've decided who I want.
Speaker 4: Okay, so play the music everyone the day comes right
Speaker 4: that fucking Jenna decides she wants to be a singer. Mum,
Speaker 4: she just needs a donor. Who are going to play
Speaker 4: the intro?
Speaker 5: I've decided that the father of my baby not the father?
Speaker 3: But sure?
Speaker 4: What did you call it?
Speaker 3: But I don't want to be daddy? I want to
Speaker 3: rack off.
Speaker 4: No. Wow, that speaks volumes about your heart.
Speaker 3: Speaking of volumes to come, just want to say, oh my.
Speaker 5: God, the father even before you explained your come situation,
Speaker 5: it's fun would be Mitchell Komb Thank you.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a give an excuse me? Where's
Speaker 4: my appause sound effect? I think he made the right
Speaker 4: choice to there we go?
Speaker 3: Can you talk to thrilled speakers to why.
Speaker 5: I think you were just flamed white.
Speaker 4: Wow, the kid's going to be all over the shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be a fucked kid. You also
Speaker 3: look the same. So in fact, here's you bother have
Speaker 3: the same hair, same brown features.
Speaker 4: It's literally got hazel eyes.
Speaker 5: But you literally said I don't want to be the father.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have my semen, I just don't want to
Speaker 3: be around to raise it. Well, what an offer, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you're a donor. The scenario was you're just donating semen.
Speaker 4: I get visitation.
Speaker 5: Yes, I want him to be part of the baby.
Speaker 4: I'll go over it with the Lloyds later, but I
Speaker 4: will get visitation.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys can have it.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get cracked. Let's go to a break.
Speaker 3: How long your knee?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: If you've got an inedge of medity, go.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to my nuts.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Well, he's brought two other segments to
Speaker 4: the table, and intervention and mispronunciations. I can't expect him
Speaker 4: to prepare too much.
Speaker 3: I can't decide.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll just give me a vibe for the ones
Speaker 4: you're tossing up.
Speaker 3: Now, I've got one nowhere. It's very nothing.
Speaker 4: Tell them very well.
Speaker 3: Too, But I don't need to count is in Bradley.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: All freshly washed dishes smell of fish.
Speaker 4: I think you've said this one before, have I? Yeah? Fuck,
Speaker 4: it's a good one. Do you agree?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you? I've never made that observation.
Speaker 3: What I've done a fish? I'm going to go to
Speaker 3: the dishwasher. I've done a quick cycle. Wait what, talk
Speaker 3: amongst yourselves, maybe discuss how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm getting the dish that I've run so you can
Speaker 4: smell it.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay? Why was he looking for his notes
Speaker 5: trying to find one.
Speaker 4: If you'd already done the preparation of putting a dish
Speaker 4: in the.
Speaker 5: Fucking that's another reason why I don't want him to
Speaker 5: be the father. He's a liar.
Speaker 4: He's a liar. He won't stand by you. You can
Speaker 4: just imagine Jenny, because you'd be coming into the office.
Speaker 4: It's I can work from home. I'd be the stay
Speaker 4: at home daddy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually no, they would have to live together. What are
Speaker 4: we gonna do about the cats?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's difficult because Isabella doesn't get on with other cats.
Speaker 4: No, you're going to have to surrender Connie. I'm sorry. No, No,
Speaker 4: I'm to be the father. No, you're the primary care giver.
Speaker 4: You get more time with your quaviers. Then I have
Speaker 4: to at least have Isabella at home, otherwise it be
Speaker 4: a lonely mother.
Speaker 5: That's true. Well, I would have to have.
Speaker 4: So we're going to assassinate Connie.
Speaker 5: No, we're not assassinating her. I would give her to
Speaker 5: my mum and have visitation rights to her when the
Speaker 5: baby is with you. Okay, So it'll work like that,
Speaker 5: so she'll still know.
Speaker 4: The reason that we're assassinating. Connie has said that we
Speaker 4: can live together. Do we want that?
Speaker 5: Not particularly? No, I feel like it would.
Speaker 4: I'd like to be able to give your cravists back
Speaker 4: when she's being a little bitch exactly.
Speaker 5: And likewise, No, I do the day shift.
Speaker 4: Do you do the night shift?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then which I've heard from other parents that sleeping
Speaker 4: babies it's no trouble, really, it's fucking bridge.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I'll just sleep and it'll be in it's
Speaker 5: caught and you'll have to deal with the dad.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go, he's back.
Speaker 3: So I've run this in the dishwasher, and my theory
Speaker 3: is to all freshly washed plates. Smell of that I've
Speaker 3: noticed for years. Clearly it's close your eyes, Jenna, have
Speaker 3: a sniff.
Speaker 5: Oh that's so fishy.
Speaker 4: I am not closing my eyes. What have you done
Speaker 4: to it? You smeared tuna on that. Didn't do that,
Speaker 4: did you? Oh that's revolting.
Speaker 3: No, it'sona on it.
Speaker 5: Take the plate over. What's that on the back.
Speaker 4: It's not, Jenna, I said, and tip it over. Tuna
Speaker 4: juice onto the plate. I didn't plan because that certainly
Speaker 4: hasn't been in the fucking dishwasher. I didn't good at
Speaker 4: the back. That's that volume he was talking about.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't plan the segment, and I freaked out.
Speaker 3: So what I did was I went to the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I found a can of tuna and I pored it on.
Speaker 4: So now someone's going to be really lost at lunchtime tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It was chili chicken tuna.
Speaker 4: I could tell chili chicken. Okay, you said you were
Speaker 4: tossing up. Just give us the other fucking in gem
Speaker 4: do you want to Well, I feel like we can't
Speaker 4: leave it at that. Putting fucking tuna in my face
Speaker 4: actually can you get the plate out? Still really thinks?
Speaker 3: Actually on my skin?
Speaker 4: Now? What are you gonna do about the tuna? Can
Speaker 4: someone pop that in there for lunch table? The reimburse
Speaker 4: I feel bad now.
Speaker 5: Some salesperson probably looking forward to having it on there.
Speaker 4: Oh it's traveling. The smell is traveling on your fingers.
Speaker 3: Feel like I've just been to an under eighteen's rave.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, you smell like all of Jenna's kenticky flings ever?
Speaker 3: All right, would you like the other one?
Speaker 4: It's up to you.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not really worth it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean it's not really worth it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Go on, just give it to it, so Fox, Bradley,
Speaker 4: is it just me?
Speaker 3: A hard launch is really hard to do in twenty twenty?
Speaker 4: Go on, give it some one more? All right? Sorry,
Speaker 4: so I'm Bradley, hurry up?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Should telemarketers be legally for to call you back after
Speaker 3: you hang up on a call?
Speaker 4: I'm hanging up on this fucking segment. Let's go move on.
Speaker 3: STIGs are puss in here?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 3: Oh right, Mitchell Combs, how are you feeling it is
Speaker 3: almost time for your intervention.
Speaker 4: It still smells like mutton here, so it's not helping
Speaker 4: the situations, not me. The intervention is the least of
Speaker 4: my concerned.
Speaker 3: Things are clearing it up, Jenny, because everyone at home
Speaker 3: was worried. So this is a it's not really an intervention.
Speaker 3: It is just me being disappointed in my co host.
Speaker 3: And you know what, I'm not disappointed. I just am
Speaker 3: making things right.
Speaker 4: Disappointed is like the harshest word you could use. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when people say I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, Well
Speaker 4: that cuts so much deeper than anything.
Speaker 3: In total, and I would not do that. Oh, I
Speaker 3: just said totally, totally. That's fine. I'm Mitchell Cumbs. Want
Speaker 3: to ask you to speak before or I play you
Speaker 3: the audio that I have of you featuring on another podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm about to ask you? Do
Speaker 3: you know what I'm about to play you? Do you
Speaker 3: have any theories as to what I have for you
Speaker 3: to know?
Speaker 4: Because I haven't recorded with anyone else's podcast in a
Speaker 4: long time, like I haven't been a guest, and like
Speaker 4: I said the other day, I was on Jimmy and
Speaker 4: Nathan's podcast, but the episode hasn't come out, so there's
Speaker 4: no way you could be offended by something I said.
Speaker 3: Any other podcast you've been on recently, I don't think
Speaker 3: so none that you can.
Speaker 4: Think of, just this one. I've only got one.
Speaker 3: Now, well, I'm going to point your attention today to
Speaker 3: Jenna Benson, who used her forbidden word on the show.
Speaker 3: Jenna mentioned Amanda from the Jones and Amanda Show. We
Speaker 3: set up a rule that we cannot mention Jones and
Speaker 3: Amanda if we do, because you're glad it loves to
Speaker 3: correct she rabbits on. If we let her, she would
Speaker 3: just do it the whole show. We also have other sanctions.
Speaker 3: In other words, there's a sanction on a word, what
Speaker 3: word a person's name that could get me in deep trouble.
Speaker 4: It's going to have to say it for the fame.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it now. Why don't we put in
Speaker 3: a news bulletin grab here a of a chief news
Speaker 3: journalist saying it.
Speaker 4: That's more work for me.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying the fine.
Speaker 4: It's only a dollar, mate, and.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it.
Speaker 4: Because, okay, the reason band talking about the world's most
Speaker 4: famous missing child. Correct, We bend me saying a certain
Speaker 4: word on this podcast because the name came up a lot.
Speaker 3: Listen, you were on the Nobody Ass podcast with Eden
Speaker 3: McGovern and Lockey mcinto.
Speaker 4: Oh macintyb yeah, no, okay, no, I'm with you. Of
Speaker 4: course I was. Yes, I remember that you're on. I
Speaker 4: wasn't a guest. They just have to record a bit
Speaker 4: for them to play.
Speaker 3: Oh really, okay, well I didn't listen to it. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I've got every competitor blocked. Competitor, Yeah, I've just seen
Speaker 3: their content. They're blocked. Oh, Corey, who is an idiot
Speaker 3: of this podcast? Send me a message shout out to Corey.
Speaker 3: Corey said, have you heard Mitch's appearance on the Eden
Speaker 3: McGovern and Jonathan.
Speaker 4: Smith podcast Lockey mcintime, and I said, gorgeous friends of mine.
Speaker 4: He shows some respect and.
Speaker 3: Of course he sent me the episode, and I'll support
Speaker 3: my friend. I'll have a listen.
Speaker 4: This is what I heard in terms of forming an alliance.
Speaker 4: I did get a little bit of fomo when you
Speaker 4: put Maddick not Maddie fucking Lily said, made McKinnon, Molly
Speaker 4: mccrane and Blake Pavey. When you put those two together,
Speaker 4: I did have a bit of fine makee because I
Speaker 4: think they're both brilliant.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, you owe the company? Is it just me proprietary limited?
Speaker 4: A dollar?
Speaker 3: And I cannot let you get away with it. He's right,
Speaker 3: you've said it, and you tried to get away with it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jenna. Get the lawyer, the one that's doing
Speaker 4: our parental paperwork, the same one. Yes, tell him to
Speaker 4: put that on old because I've got another argument to make. Oh,
Speaker 4: there's teas and c's line around in the filing cab
Speaker 4: that I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Though we never wrote the t's and c's. We didn't
Speaker 3: have time because it was it was legislation that needed
Speaker 3: to be passed urgently.
Speaker 4: Lawyer, Okay, can I just give you context? Then nobody
Speaker 4: asked podcast. They were doing this thing called the influencer
Speaker 4: Hunger Games.
Speaker 3: So I saw it on your Instagram. You won.
Speaker 4: I said, can I give context? And you said yes?
Speaker 4: So how don't you fuck up?
Speaker 5: Well? Context?
Speaker 3: Very upset about the one dollar.
Speaker 4: No, it's not about the one dollar. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: rebut oh that's what I do. I debate.
Speaker 3: Well, this isn't an open forum, really, this is more
Speaker 3: of a It.
Speaker 4: Is actually it couldn't be more gaping and open this forum.
Speaker 3: Goodness.
Speaker 4: So they did the Influencer Hunger Games, which I won somehow.
Speaker 4: It was basically a game of chance, like they had
Speaker 4: all these influences names and then they would have scenarios
Speaker 4: in which case someone would die, they would literally roll
Speaker 4: the dice. I won the nobody asked Influencer Hunger Games
Speaker 4: by fucking accident. I did nothing. But when I was
Speaker 4: put forward as a contender, they just asked me to
Speaker 4: record something to send to them. They played a message
Speaker 4: from me. Yes, and so I wasn't in the room
Speaker 4: with them talking to them, got it. And I would
Speaker 4: like to point your attention to the fact that I
Speaker 4: have our Neon logo in the background so that we
Speaker 4: get a bit of fucking promo. Thank you. I had
Speaker 4: this podcast in mind, correct, but I wasn't on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm allowed to talk about you know who in my
Speaker 4: day to day life as I play this on the podcast,
Speaker 4: that it became an issue.
Speaker 5: Actually, do you know what that means? That you owe
Speaker 5: the money for bringing this up because.
Speaker 4: Now her name has been uttered through no fault of
Speaker 4: my own on this podcast by.
Speaker 3: You would ever hold on But by playing this audio
Speaker 3: you've said it on this podcast that you push there.
Speaker 4: So what if I was trying to pull off this
Speaker 4: great scam where I did a montage of every fucking
Speaker 4: time you've mentioned her name, and then I just played
Speaker 4: it on the podcast, and because it's your voice, I
Speaker 4: would just get seventy bucks straight up.
Speaker 3: See this is lot.
Speaker 4: I'll play it on repeat. I'm the editor next week's episode.
Speaker 4: It's just you saying that name for an hour, and
Speaker 4: I will get a dollar for every time.
Speaker 3: Now, because we haven't, you can probably say it.
Speaker 4: Twice a second in an hour. That's a lot. The legislation.
Speaker 3: We're currently in a board meeting and we we have
Speaker 3: to to open, so it has to close. We now
Speaker 3: have a constitution open because we believe in that. So
Speaker 3: we can change the constitution right now. We can. We
Speaker 3: can make amends to it now if we need to do.
Speaker 3: We want to kill this rule.
Speaker 4: No, the rule is in place for a reason.
Speaker 3: Well we need to add now this podcast, I.
Speaker 4: Feel like Jenna is the jury right now. Did you
Speaker 4: notice how quickly she flipped. She was on your side
Speaker 4: saying to me, I'm sorry, look, you're fucked up. You
Speaker 4: said the name but then when I made my rebuttal,
Speaker 4: she goes, yeah, it's got a point. It's your fault
Speaker 4: that her name was mentioned. Now you've got to pay
Speaker 4: the fucking dollar.
Speaker 3: I backed you before when you said Amanda Kella's name.
Speaker 3: Mitchell hammered down, a kay, well, listen, I think, well,
Speaker 3: we can let the idiots decide. I mean, why don't
Speaker 3: we put it out to the public and we can
Speaker 3: come back in a week with a verdict.
Speaker 4: But also I was trying to say Molly mccran and
Speaker 4: they sound similar, which is why.
Speaker 3: Actually who Molly mccran to?
Speaker 4: Who? Don't play dumb Cheery don't know all these infants
Speaker 4: sounded similar. It actually just slipped off the tongue and
Speaker 4: then I corrected myself quickly.
Speaker 5: Also, that means he was thinking of you.
Speaker 4: Why no, I was thinking of the missing because you're
Speaker 4: synonymous with that. I don't think very much are I'm
Speaker 4: not the current tally. Don't forget. I've been making a
Speaker 4: tally of every time that name is mentioned, and it's
Speaker 4: a dollar per mention. Jenna's only done one dollar, Oscar
Speaker 4: did one in turn, Georgia did one, and Cheery you've
Speaker 4: done it nine times, so far, it's nine dollars, but
Speaker 4: I would think that that's a tenor now, because you
Speaker 4: brought it up.
Speaker 3: You played because you said it. So if I got
Speaker 3: on the podcast, but I didn't say it on but
Speaker 3: I haven't said it on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I pushed the button to make it.
Speaker 4: But of Mitchell's facilitated the mention of her name on
Speaker 4: this podcast, which you know is against Also.
Speaker 3: You want to know, those rules were never stated, so
Speaker 3: if I heard them too, didn't Jenna?
Speaker 5: But you said you wanted a newsreader to read it out,
Speaker 5: So that means the newsreader would have had to pay.
Speaker 3: You because the newsreader is not a host. The newsreader
Speaker 3: is not a host.
Speaker 4: Now the rules that have never been discussed.
Speaker 3: Ah well, the rules of it only being said on
Speaker 3: this podcast were never discussed.
Speaker 4: I think it was implied I have to say a
Speaker 4: name doesn't stand up in the quarter.
Speaker 5: Does that mean that I can't speak about the show
Speaker 5: that I work?
Speaker 4: You can't mention ever, That's going to be a bit
Speaker 4: fucking hard. Okay, Well, what if I said to you,
Speaker 4: there's a swear jar every time you say kiss, you
Speaker 4: have to pay a dollar. You say it a lot
Speaker 4: on air, It would only apply to this podcast. Surely
Speaker 4: I can say, Maddie McCann, Oh fuck ah, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: that dollar I'll pay, Yeah, I'll pay.
Speaker 3: You've got to pay.
Speaker 4: But the other dollar is still up for contention.
Speaker 3: It's you know what, I'm actually happy. I just want
Speaker 3: I'm about to be a father.
Speaker 4: I can't be willing nearly throwing around cash like it's nothing.
Speaker 4: Money doesn't grow on trees. As I've always said.
Speaker 3: Well let's raise mistakes. I reckon you have to pay
Speaker 3: a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I'm so confident in my argument that if we raise
Speaker 4: the bear, I won't be paying it. So if you
Speaker 4: want to put a grand of the line, we put
Speaker 4: a ground of the line, but you'll be the one
Speaker 4: paying it. My friend, I've done nothing. I'm the judge.
Speaker 4: You play no audio.
Speaker 5: No, I'm the judge.
Speaker 4: Your husband said.
Speaker 5: So now I'm the judge and the jury is the idiot.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 3: Why don't we call Jamie jury?
Speaker 4: Why would we do that?
Speaker 3: Because he can be our jury? I have his number.
Speaker 3: Fucking hell, I'm gonna call Jamie jury.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I did a video with him once.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna say? He's changed his phone number.
Speaker 3: Well, if a glove doesn't a fit, you must have quit.
Speaker 3: I think of its Oprah Winfrey that said that, I
Speaker 3: think famously. Yeah, prexampic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love a stupid debate. And I'm fucking committing
Speaker 4: to the fact that I don't know the dollar. I
Speaker 4: was not responsible for that name being mentioned today.
Speaker 3: All right, well his how it works. If you're on adamant,
Speaker 3: you'll pay the dollar. My dead is clear, So that's
Speaker 3: how that will work.
Speaker 4: Your dead is clear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I won't pay my nine dollars.
Speaker 4: But I heard her name mentioned on this podcast, and
Speaker 4: who's felt with that? Nope, but that actually was after
Speaker 4: the fact. What do you mean prior to it? Huh,
Speaker 4: I'm just using big words to confuse everyone. You nearly
Speaker 4: said pride of something? Do you mention?
Speaker 3: Is that not allowed?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: No? Just kind of anything in that area? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about Portugal? Can you talk about Portugal?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you gotta say about Portugal? I love
Speaker 3: the tarts, the.
Speaker 5: Yummy They're really yummy.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, it's not a hill I want
Speaker 3: to die on.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm prepared to fucking perish Riet here right now.
Speaker 3: It's fine, But I think we open it up to
Speaker 3: the idiots and we ask what they think, because really,
Speaker 3: this is a podcast for the people of the people.
Speaker 3: So if they think you should pay the fee for
Speaker 3: breaching the codes of the show as I stand, then
Speaker 3: I think you pay the fee. If not, then this
Speaker 3: will be thrown out.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, thank you, Jim.
Speaker 4: Great parents, you've already got his cum.
Speaker 3: Stop sucking up.
Speaker 5: Don't talk to the father of my child, Like, how
Speaker 5: dare you? No, the idiots can decide who will pay
Speaker 5: the fine.
Speaker 4: So the dollar is that world where I pay the fine? Yeah? No,
Speaker 4: there is. Because if I found a dead.
Speaker 3: Body on the side of the road and went to
Speaker 3: the cops and they're like, well we can't find you.
Speaker 3: Did it was you? Your fucker?
Speaker 4: That's not how it works.
Speaker 5: Could have been you?
Speaker 4: They will definitely ask some fucking QUI questions. I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Assure you I asked your questions. I didn't say the girl.
Speaker 4: I've asked you the question. Whose fault is it that
Speaker 4: her name was heard on this podcast today?
Speaker 3: Ben's the idiot that sent it in.
Speaker 4: It was Corey for starting cory ideal in facts in
Speaker 4: this court that you're not in the court.
Speaker 3: You're being grilled, you're being in quested, Jay Simpson, I am,
Speaker 3: I'm Kim Kardashian's husband.
Speaker 4: Dad, dad, dad dead dad. Well, let's ask.
Speaker 3: What the Let's ask the IDEO is what they think
Speaker 3: Jamie might get back to me and and we can
Speaker 3: go from there.
Speaker 4: But I've already got a dollar, so.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be honest. That's what i want to know.
Speaker 5: The dollar's not going to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not going to an end of view something,
Speaker 4: no interview party. You haven't decided yet what we're doing
Speaker 4: with We have.
Speaker 3: To pay for Jenny's baby shower, no doubt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's where.
Speaker 3: Do you want to have the John Cave still?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 4: So far, we've got thirteen bucks to play. What's that
Speaker 4: going to get as a fucking Filido fish?
Speaker 3: Has Georgia coughed up?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, she coughed up her dollar good, which is
Speaker 4: thought we paid her as an intern, so she just
Speaker 4: had to back.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: All right, this is a segment that we have not
Speaker 3: done in a long time, the returning of.
Speaker 4: To our roots, returning to our roots.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense, returning to our roots? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean in one of the very first episodes, it was
Speaker 3: found out that I say bliand incorrectly.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we do love a good mispronunciation, don't we.
Speaker 3: We do we just frankly, Oh my god, we get
Speaker 3: sent so many mispronunciations, so many, and this is how
Speaker 3: they started. So this segment is returning once again. There
Speaker 3: were so many unknown.
Speaker 4: Yes that you guys don't know. There's been so many.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there have been some greats and it's
Speaker 3: been a long time since we've found one. In fact,
Speaker 3: we actually get sent them and we think they're great.
Speaker 3: We love to talk about them. But we can't just
Speaker 3: play one mispronunciation and go on.
Speaker 4: Now, God, we're so stupid. We should do a few
Speaker 4: back to back totally today.
Speaker 3: Rab banking them up. I've got a few mispronunciations.
Speaker 4: I've not heard any of these. I'm very fucking excited.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the first one actually probably had.
Speaker 4: What if we hype it up too much?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I'm excited.
Speaker 4: This segment could be ship it's okay, set the barlow.
Speaker 3: I think it's going to be amazing. This one is
Speaker 3: going viral at the moment. It is a TikTok star
Speaker 3: who is talking about a an article that he's in
Speaker 3: the news about a drink brand canceling one of their
Speaker 3: most belove drinks. They're canceling a variety of drink and
Speaker 3: he's talking about that, right, and this is this is
Speaker 3: what he says on his tiktoky.
Speaker 4: Literally don't know how to pronounce this word. But pepsi
Speaker 4: coach is officially recalled their sugar free sugar pepees ginger reil.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just once again.
Speaker 4: That was sure wear pips instead of swep instead of sweps. Yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Peeps.
Speaker 5: Wait one more time, sugar pepis suear peepees.
Speaker 4: That's hard to work with that mispronunciation. That's very hard
Speaker 4: instead of its su let pipe.
Speaker 3: I don't actually hard. I don't think there's much we
Speaker 3: can work with on that one.
Speaker 4: It's anything that ends in p yes, like at the
Speaker 4: end becomes pippies. Oh my god, I've got her pipes. Yes,
Speaker 4: pepe again, it's so close to National Couple Appreciation Day,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 3: No, you're not wrong. Wait, so it's anything with the
Speaker 3: P and N s in the end.
Speaker 4: I guess so you're bringing it to the table. I'm
Speaker 4: having at to code the Smith pronunciation.
Speaker 3: Ps ps I love you pps, I love you and
Speaker 3: it doesn't work.
Speaker 4: What do you call a thin pancake like consistency?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a yeah cray peepee? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 4: I've been working really hard building my strength. I've been lifting.
Speaker 4: You want to see my bicipe pees?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I actually got my biceps out. No one was impressed, No.
Speaker 5: Impressed.
Speaker 3: My favorite, my favorite variety of snack is red rock
Speaker 3: deli chi peepees. See that makes sense.
Speaker 4: I'm more of a Smith cheapipee. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: But you remember that time you told us that story
Speaker 3: about you had the hit and run and you didn't
Speaker 3: know what to do with the court peepee?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh well you know that famous Sun Safe slogan peepee?
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, Okay, we've got another another one.
Speaker 3: I've got another one. So funnily enough, these are all
Speaker 3: food related. I think people are just struggling these days.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw this on my own TikTok for you page.
Speaker 3: This is the full grab. This is a girl talking
Speaker 3: about a dish that she's enjoyed cooking. Have a listen.
Speaker 2: I've officially found one of my new favorite meals. This
Speaker 2: is a creamy lemon chicken with Yonkees.
Speaker 3: With what well, of course.
Speaker 2: With Yonkees?
Speaker 5: What yonkey Yonkees?
Speaker 4: What is she trying to say?
Speaker 3: Noki?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, who's there?
Speaker 1: Yonkees?
Speaker 3: Now he cut you off? You need to yon him
Speaker 3: with your horn.
Speaker 4: When the beds rounking, don't come nun king? God, yeah, Hickory,
Speaker 4: the mouth ran up the cly. That's hard. That one.
Speaker 4: I just sounded like I was talking the client.
Speaker 3: Cloak the client, Bernie, come on pretty low.
Speaker 4: No, you need to yock me. I'm still I'm still
Speaker 4: Jenny from the Blake. That's what this time I've taken
Speaker 4: stoke ynkeys.
Speaker 3: But also I e s it's not pluralkeys.
Speaker 4: Is it written? I've never seen noki written.
Speaker 3: G n O C c hr the nok like god no,
Speaker 3: not yeah, but I think.
Speaker 4: It's sort of said like yoky, but it's not yon keisy.
Speaker 3: She's very asked for the next one is also another.
Speaker 4: Come hang on, we've got more Yonkeys. Oh look, there's
Speaker 4: a flunk of bird flying past the window. Just flunk
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 3: Last one, sure of the last one, and this one
Speaker 3: is again someone talking about a favorite ingredient they've discovered
Speaker 3: on TikTok. It's another video, so here it is.
Speaker 2: It's so with ts Aka? What what?
Speaker 4: Be very wait?
Speaker 2: What ts Aka?
Speaker 4: I still can't decide what it's meant to say.
Speaker 3: He's mispronouncing okay, okay, mate.
Speaker 4: I can't even begin to imagine how I tackle that
Speaker 4: with my list. I don't think I can say the
Speaker 4: word normally.
Speaker 3: He's trying to try to say it.
Speaker 4: Need, I need to see written, Jenna, How do I
Speaker 4: spell it?
Speaker 5: It's t.
Speaker 4: Why did I ask Jenna?
Speaker 5: Wait, it's T.
Speaker 3: I did that the one I had.
Speaker 5: Zi a t z K.
Speaker 3: I like, this is cruel, I know it's yes, just run.
Speaker 2: Through its akay? No?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, can you let me in?
Speaker 4: I've forgotten my kai Oh yes, yeah yeah, focusing on
Speaker 4: the bit I can say because he said kind set
Speaker 4: of keys that works.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know the new album from Queen Baye.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck my god?
Speaker 3: What do they call Rihanna? Her nickname is of course
Speaker 3: right right fry brittany.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I have begged my kniye.
Speaker 4: Did you ever watch glig as a kid?
Speaker 3: My favorite my favorite musician. You know, he's gone, he's perishing.
Speaker 3: He's a troubled man, Michael Jackson, but his catch phrase
Speaker 3: still lives on.
Speaker 1: Hi Hi.
Speaker 4: That's actually my that's my pronouns high him, that's that's.
Speaker 3: That's the twelve Dwarfs, isn't it? Hi hi him? Yeah?
Speaker 4: How sweet is Mitchell Cherry? By the way, Joanna, look
Speaker 4: at this before we started recording him, maybe this gorgeous
Speaker 4: cup of time I did not enough milk for my liking.
Speaker 4: It's a bit blank, but that's okay. It's actually that's
Speaker 4: not a joke. I just offering criticism.
Speaker 3: You said a dash of milks. I gave you a dash.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just thought you'd use your brain. That's all.
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 4: Pie.
Speaker 3: People are dumb, Okay, all these gen z kids on TikTok.
Speaker 4: We want to make a desperate ply to the public
Speaker 4: to come forward with any information they have.
Speaker 3: Yikes. Well ye, well there my mispronunciations. That's what I have.
Speaker 3: That's what I brought to the table.
Speaker 5: Well done, Thank you.
Speaker 4: They were good. I think they're good.
Speaker 3: And if you found one, send them to us, will
Speaker 3: collect them. We'll do it.
Speaker 4: You know what. One of my favorite hobbies as a
Speaker 4: kid was you've got to speak on it. And it's
Speaker 4: been so many years that I've done it. It's not
Speaker 4: something people do as adults. It's very childish. Maybe we
Speaker 4: should maybe we should normalize climbing tries. I think so
Speaker 4: that'd be fun.
Speaker 5: Try.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Jenna, I need your cat numb advice again
Speaker 4: because Isabella's got flies. There really fly treatment do you recommend?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, that's us done. I think that's we
Speaker 3: probably could go home on that note, don't you think?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Just still think.
Speaker 4: I'm so fans I You're heading.
Speaker 3: Doesn't work, it does? I know it's an e god.
Speaker 4: I thought that was obviously dumber.
Speaker 3: My life, cyrus, my life, CRUs.
Speaker 4: You want some gummy worms, some gums? That actually makes
Speaker 4: it sound fancy, doesn't it? Fancy?
Speaker 3: Fast? Yeah, fanc gum my words. It was a buy.
Speaker 4: Of what a oh yeah, Mitchell's yeah, you know we're
Speaker 4: good friends. But how good are friends? Are we?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: How much do I mean to you?
Speaker 3: Ten out of ten?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: Do you love me enough to donate a kid? If
Speaker 4: you need?
Speaker 3: I'm over and I'm gonna go home. Actually I'm going
Speaker 3: to slide down this a precide ready. Why that was fun?
Speaker 4: Oh you're landed at a part of your own motto.
Speaker 5: I am it was fun.
Speaker 3: I thanks Jenner, finally contributing one. And it's not even
Speaker 3: what it is, it's the sound.
Speaker 4: Mmmm. God. It's a good thing that I'm a good
Speaker 4: friend to you as well, just as well because I
Speaker 4: do a lot of editing for the podcast, taking out
Speaker 4: all the offensive things you say, like funk. If it
Speaker 4: weren't for me, cutting out the ship things you say,
Speaker 4: imagine the controverse eye so much controversie. She's done it,
Speaker 4: well done.
Speaker 3: Let's end it on that note. Come on, let's go home.
Speaker 4: I'm just getting into it. Isn't it interesting that as
Speaker 4: adults now we don't have to wear a uniform like
Speaker 4: we did in school every day the muff. Oh, I'm life.
Speaker 3: I have the golf there, I've got no more.
Speaker 4: Okay, will you give up?
Speaker 3: I do give up. I can see.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's it's nice hanging out. I love it when
Speaker 4: it's just the thrive of us.
Speaker 3: Me too, But often is yes side The thing is
Speaker 3: that's done. It's going to start annoying.
Speaker 4: That you brought it up.
Speaker 3: I know, but I get over very quickly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I noticed. I'm just getting into it.
Speaker 3: I've got no more.
Speaker 4: Okay, we can go. You're thinking, I'm thinking we could
Speaker 4: give you hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I've got. No more.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go on a shopping spry. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Goodbye everybody. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're sorry for that.
Speaker 3: It's kind of what we do. We knew it was
Speaker 3: going to happen. That's the point of a mispronunciation, isn't Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: bit of fun.
Speaker 4: I still never got to unpack that mispronunciation of yours.
Speaker 4: The way you say gifts gifts, Yeah, gifts, gifts. I
Speaker 4: just feel like there's too many essays gifts. It's gifts gifts.
Speaker 4: And also, yeah, you're doing two ways. You're like gifts gifts.
Speaker 4: It's the doubless in gifts. Yeah, because it's only one.
Speaker 4: You go, gifts, it's the second one, gifts. Now I
Speaker 4: did the gifts sorrow Borough thorough that's the other one.
Speaker 3: Thorough investigation, thorough investigation. That's the same word.
Speaker 4: Hang on, guys, listen. Oh, I don't know if Mike's
Speaker 4: going to pick this up for can hear outside there's
Speaker 4: a cooker barrot?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's right off of the line.
Speaker 4: Now I'm just being very thorough. Now I know you.
Speaker 3: We really must grow.
Speaker 4: We really really hope this podcast. Enjoy it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying something else. It's got nothing to do.
Speaker 3: We'll see you all next week. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: Catch you back on Monday. It's idiots to see you,
Speaker 4: idiot to see ya, because okay, hang on, why don't
Speaker 4: you say idiots, because there's that's a plural. You don't
Speaker 4: go idiots see idiots. See, that's normal. Just say gifts
Speaker 4: like that, gifts.
Speaker 5: Couple as What is with that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It sounds like when your can of spray panes run
Speaker 3: out and you want to test it.
Speaker 4: Yes, gifts. Yeah, you sound like wind decks gifts?
Speaker 3: Goodbye?
Speaker 4: What about how do you say pets?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, rats, yeah, gifts.
Speaker 3: I feel not well. Oh my god, I feel like it.
Speaker 4: I also speak for a living.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a problem.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 5: I feel not well.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll go there.
Speaker 3: We'll see you in a couple days.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 5: Is it just me? I'm podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: At Welcome to ad D brief our secret segment. On
Speaker 4: the end, we pretend the show is done, but it's not.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, we just keep talking shit here.
Speaker 3: We could put that on Merge.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 4: We are the tope bag, remember, totally, total, totally totally.
Speaker 4: Why didn't we think of that?
Speaker 2: Keys?
Speaker 3: Your keys, your keith? What did it?
Speaker 4: Sounds like a baby trying to say, give me your keys,
Speaker 4: your geese? Do your geese eleanor my niece can't say
Speaker 4: her name, probably she says end. Now, Oh that's cute,
Speaker 4: you too, and your baby tool.
Speaker 3: So how will you do well?
Speaker 4: We're expectant transaction expected.
Speaker 3: How are you do the scene? An extraction?
Speaker 4: What did you think we were doing when you were
Speaker 4: going to the dish?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that the fishy smell?
Speaker 4: No, that's the tunis me? I do feel bad?
Speaker 3: I stole someone's can of tuna.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking
Speaker 4: about that. For some reason, I'm like, oh, they're poor
Speaker 4: I assume woman. For some reason, they're poor woman. She's
Speaker 4: probably got the salad at home, and she's going to
Speaker 4: bring the salad bed in fresh and then add the
Speaker 4: tuna to it. Or she'll bring the Rye sin.
Speaker 3: Well that's what she gets for knowing that I work
Speaker 3: in this building, the King of I'm just teasing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, now she doesn't have tuna, so well I
Speaker 5: have a protein shake, babe, where she's supposed to get
Speaker 5: that by it.
Speaker 4: Well, she doesn't know that there's no tuna, and we
Speaker 4: have no way of knowing she's who the mystery tuna
Speaker 4: woman is.
Speaker 3: She's in the front of her life, isn't she.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's your fault as that.
Speaker 3: See, if you just go around in circles, it actually
Speaker 3: really works.
Speaker 4: You sound like my driving instructor what teaching me how
Speaker 4: to use roundabouts? Actually go in circles, it really works.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you know you're meant to indicate in and
Speaker 3: out of it?
Speaker 2: Just out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you meant to. But apparently that was a
Speaker 4: hard adjustment for people to make. Who when they invented
Speaker 4: that rule, it was a hard adjustment because they're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: I've just been able to turn out whatever I like
Speaker 4: all this time, but from the moment I got my license,
Speaker 4: that was already a rule, so I just do it.
Speaker 3: When you got your driving test, did you have someone
Speaker 3: that worked there that everyone was like, if you get them,
Speaker 3: You're fucked. We had a dragon Lady. Everyone said, if
Speaker 3: you get the dragon Lady, she's not going to pass you.
Speaker 4: I don't know if there was more than one, but
Speaker 4: I knew the guy who did the test. He was
Speaker 4: like the dad of one of the other guys at
Speaker 4: my school. Oh cute, and he did that fucking thing
Speaker 4: that people do when they make it look like they're
Speaker 4: delivering bad news. He was deliberating with the results and
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there in the waiting room after having done
Speaker 4: the test, being like, did I get it? And he
Speaker 4: walks up to the county. It's Mitchell. I was beckoned
Speaker 4: to go to the county this really stern look in
Speaker 4: his face, and he's like, congratulations, Oh ah, do that
Speaker 4: to me. That's yeah.
Speaker 3: When I failed my.
Speaker 4: L's on my birthday, How many times did you fail?
Speaker 3: Well, I failed my l's on my birthday. It reminded
Speaker 3: my birthday same and then I cried, please let me
Speaker 3: resit it, and she did let me resit it, and
Speaker 3: I failed again.
Speaker 4: So I was just really shaken after failing the first time.
Speaker 4: He went back a week later and I said to Mamma, Dad, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've been studying I've been totally studying. I hadn't I
Speaker 4: thought driver since I was fucking nine years old. Of
Speaker 4: course I know how to do this shit. It's fine.
Speaker 4: I failed again, And then the third time we went back.
Speaker 4: I had studied, I'd put my whole boss into it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd studied. I was so confident, and then there was
Speaker 4: like a trick question or something on there, and so
Speaker 4: I failed by one question, and instead of taking me
Speaker 4: home and yelling at me for not studying, Dad's like, no, no,
Speaker 4: I know you've got this this time. I'll pay for
Speaker 4: you to do it again. And so I got it
Speaker 4: the fourth time. Oh congrats, because for once he was like, no,
Speaker 4: I know you've actually put an effort in. That's bullshit
Speaker 4: that you didn't get it. Try again.
Speaker 3: I failed my first time and was so so sad
Speaker 3: it ruined my day.
Speaker 4: I think I cried too. Yeah. Was it the sixteenth birthday?
Speaker 3: Sixteenth birthday for L's and seventeenth would be for the Reds. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then Greens. You go in and like play with
Speaker 3: an iPad for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: You passed, Mitchell first time. It was just one. Because
Speaker 4: you know, there's certain sections of the driving test you
Speaker 4: wouldn't remember, jenn a fuck, it was years ago. There's
Speaker 4: certain sections of the driving tests where you're allowed to
Speaker 4: get like one wrong. But then I think maybe it's
Speaker 4: the fine a handful of questions, maybe the final five,
Speaker 4: where it's like, you can't fuck even one of these
Speaker 4: up if you get any of these wrong, we do
Speaker 4: not trust you on our roads. And it was always
Speaker 4: those ones. They made them tricky. Yeah, and I've clearly
Speaker 4: gotten over it. Sorry, I took a water, a sip
Speaker 4: of water at the worst time.
Speaker 5: Really, on the on the liquids on the fo where's
Speaker 5: Pepsi Land?
Speaker 3: They're actually probably I'm gonna google it. Pepsy Land probably exists.
Speaker 3: Pepsi I need. SA Land is in Harrison, New York.
Speaker 3: And when I say that it's the head office, it's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the whole Commonwealth Bank Land. I went to Westpac Land,
Speaker 4: and it makes it sound more fun. I went to
Speaker 4: the dentist Land.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear something? Fuck? Yeah, I want
Speaker 4: to see if this grosses you out as much as
Speaker 4: it grows, go for it, so you know how you
Speaker 4: get what is it like a crown on a tooth?
Speaker 4: If it's like dead? Basically yes, are you familiar with
Speaker 4: the concert?
Speaker 3: What do they call that?
Speaker 4: Phillis no crown? No, stop just shouting dentist jargon at me.
Speaker 5: What what do you mean like with the crown you
Speaker 5: know on Netflix, Princess Diana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Eugenie, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Clearly it is. Neither of you ever had this procedure,
Speaker 4: A dental crown procedure, a cap or covering for an
Speaker 4: existing tooth. It can improve the way it decayed or
Speaker 4: broken tooth looks. So basically one of my back teeth
Speaker 4: was fucked. Yeah, and so they sort of remove a
Speaker 4: lot of it and then the stump is still you.
Speaker 4: But then they put a cover over it, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: a fake tooth. How do I even I'm gonna get
Speaker 4: a Google? I mean don't know. You're both the visual learners.
Speaker 4: Yeah see oh yes, see how they've got a little
Speaker 4: bit of the og tooth lege and then they put
Speaker 4: a fake one over the top.
Speaker 3: I've never had that in mind. They used to be
Speaker 3: gold yeah and amalgam.
Speaker 4: Well, I had mine done like a year or two
Speaker 4: ago for you. And because it's essentially a fake too,
Speaker 4: they can't fucking feel it. And do you remember when
Speaker 4: you were in my place. Were recorded from home, and
Speaker 4: you pointed out that I had those toothpick things on
Speaker 4: my coffee table, and I said, yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 4: kill two birds with one stern. I just flossed my
Speaker 4: teeth as I'm watching TV multitask, so there's obviously no
Speaker 4: mirror in front of the TV. But the other day
Speaker 4: I was getting ready to go somewhere. I was pacing
Speaker 4: around the house and I was flocing my teeth, and
Speaker 4: as I was doing I looked in the mirror and
Speaker 4: I went, holy fuck. Because I don't look at my
Speaker 4: back teeth in the mirror very often, but when I
Speaker 4: did it, bitch is black. Oh really, it looks like
Speaker 4: I've been drinking a lot of red wine on just
Speaker 4: that tooth.
Speaker 3: Can you show us?
Speaker 4: Do you want to see it? It grows you about
Speaker 4: too much. I'm very self conscious about having shit in
Speaker 4: on my teeth. Now, let me all this.
Speaker 3: Stuff give baby.
Speaker 4: Sean was actually repulsed. This This is the look he
Speaker 4: gave me. You're gonna have to describe it ready.
Speaker 3: It was this, Oh my god, it's home alone.
Speaker 5: The scream.
Speaker 3: It's home alone, boy.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's home alone, meets the scream. He was just
Speaker 4: saying nothing, just processing the fact that he's been kissing
Speaker 4: in this drink with the black tooth. I don't know,
Speaker 4: actually don't know. I'm gonna to go to the danger list.
Speaker 4: But anyway, are you ready for the reveal it? Do
Speaker 4: I get a drama or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can give you a drummer, no worries.
Speaker 4: Oh it is black, it's not black.
Speaker 5: It's not white.
Speaker 3: It's not white. No, it just looks like it's it's
Speaker 3: I'm not shocked. Has the cap come off really.
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I can see it's not decayed. I think
Speaker 3: it's the coloration. You'd be able to your breath is
Speaker 3: stink if that was decay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, you'd think, and it would be super painful.
Speaker 4: No, I can't feel a thing really.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so it's not dead. It's more just the
Speaker 3: coloration is gone.
Speaker 4: But I think that tooth is like dead now yeah,
Speaker 4: it would be yeah, yeah, yeah, but they've just decorated
Speaker 4: the corpse with a cap. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have all my back moles have all been capped
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: So you have had the proceedure done. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought they were just putting feelings on.
Speaker 3: But like because I could have been that because I
Speaker 3: was premature. My teeth are like very soft apparently, like
Speaker 3: my molars are all like not developed or their pussies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're little bitches. So I have to get caps on
Speaker 3: the majority of them. But in mindful.
Speaker 4: Ofference between a cap and a feeling, the feeling is
Speaker 4: when they just kind of silly putty the cordses. But
Speaker 4: then a cap is when they get a whole ass
Speaker 4: fake fucking tooth and jam it in.
Speaker 3: I've got like half a fake tooth here and there.
Speaker 4: It's not it's probably a feeling. Okay, maybe it might
Speaker 4: always fall out the feelings. Yeah, that's not ideal.
Speaker 5: No, how does a feeling fall work?
Speaker 4: Because they've got such a soft fucking tooth trying to
Speaker 4: there's nothing to tea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And every time I get there, they're like, this
Speaker 3: is the third feeling we've put on this soft tooth.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to take the whole tooth out. Excuse me.
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I had an unnecessary second
Speaker 4: row of teeth.
Speaker 3: What you're like a shark do they have that They've
Speaker 3: got unlimited rows of teeth.
Speaker 4: It was like the two front ones here, there was
Speaker 4: a second set behind them and they took them out. Yes, eventually.
Speaker 3: I went the other day looking through my dad's wardrobe
Speaker 3: because I like, sorry, no, I'm getting there because I
Speaker 3: like watches and he has a watch collection. I was
Speaker 3: going to steal one of his and I saw.
Speaker 4: You were going to replace your Apple watch with an
Speaker 4: od I was going out.
Speaker 3: So I wanted a nice, fancy note anyway, sorrow, your dad's.
Speaker 4: What it's like an eighteen year old going on first day.
Speaker 3: That's cute, but you're a great adult living in his
Speaker 3: hat And I found a little red velvet bag with
Speaker 3: gold tassels. Fuck me, So I opened it and inside
Speaker 3: it was all my baby teeth. Oh, I said, Dad,
Speaker 3: have you killed a child? And are you keeping different?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: That your baby chief made me cry. He's like the
Speaker 3: mum a baby.
Speaker 4: I'll never get those years back. Did you not have
Speaker 4: a camera. There's gonna be other ways of being reminded
Speaker 4: of you was a baby without keeping your holding them.
Speaker 3: You'll know it in about nine months. When you feel it,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, that's this is a real connection to
Speaker 3: that person as a child. I suppose, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just extrapolating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean You can't really explain the feeling of
Speaker 4: becoming a parent until you are one. You just known't understand,
Speaker 4: because I'm sure it'll change completely once our little one
Speaker 4: arrives totally.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna name it? If you thought about names,
Speaker 3: we've settled on Choquavius for sut it will be Jack's v.
Speaker 4: Could be the.
Speaker 3: Fious so Javis Benson Quavius. Oh sorry, Quavius Benson.
Speaker 4: No, she's taken my name.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm doing both.
Speaker 3: Oh she's hyphenating. It's a point of contempt.
Speaker 4: That's not what we agree to.
Speaker 3: It is no lawyer fu Our lawyer is going to
Speaker 3: get paid a lot of money today.
Speaker 4: I know it's actually not gonna be worth my while
Speaker 4: the legal fees I'm paying for these petty arguments.
Speaker 3: I could just pay the dollar we should have gone to.
Speaker 5: But I think, stand up for yourself.
Speaker 4: I agree, stand up. That's why we're good parents. That's
Speaker 4: what we're going to instill in the Equavias.
Speaker 3: What if it's actually twins.
Speaker 5: But I can see the future and I see one.
Speaker 3: When when did you develop that ability?
Speaker 4: She's always had the ability? You don't remember.
Speaker 5: His memory isn't good.
Speaker 4: It's shocking.
Speaker 3: Don't you gaslight me? I don't believe you didn't take
Speaker 3: my seamen.
Speaker 4: It's actually so unfair to gas light you with any
Speaker 4: anything memory related when it's a genuine issue, Like, actually,
Speaker 4: do you think memory gas lighting? We shouldn't go there.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I take cognition vitamins every day.
Speaker 4: I think you need to up the dose.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I take fish oil as well, and then I burb
Speaker 3: all morning and I can just burn fish juice.
Speaker 4: Are you burping on the good crockery? That white smelled
Speaker 4: white fish? It could have nothing to do with the
Speaker 4: dish washer.
Speaker 3: I don't want to wash that thing. I'm just going
Speaker 3: to chuck that thing in the bin.
Speaker 4: What thing?
Speaker 3: The bin? The plate?
Speaker 4: The plate?
Speaker 3: The plate?
Speaker 4: You can't just go smashing all the good plates. I
Speaker 4: don't feel well, I can tell.
Speaker 3: I'm so. The cognition meds are not working, and this
Speaker 3: is the tire they wear off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can well, clearly it hasn't worked for you,
Speaker 4: but for already gets We hope this podcast made you
Speaker 4: feel at least three percent better today? Is it two percent?
Speaker 4: What are we up to? Two percent? Just two percent better?
Speaker 4: That's all we hope, So we do bless you yeah, bless.
Speaker 3: You and we'll see you.
Speaker 4: Guys. Did you conjure up a sneeze? I could right, Oh,
Speaker 4: he's just rubbing his nose. Apparently that works for him. No, nothing, No,
Speaker 4: you an impression of that little dainty snees that you do,
Speaker 4: sneeze like a guinea pih see, your baby could be
Speaker 4: snees and like that, Jenna, but you already took my life.
Speaker 3: He's gonna fucking sneeze like this. I couldn't think of one.
Speaker 4: How do I sneeze?
Speaker 2: Don't know?
Speaker 3: I was going to think of one of your catchphrases.
Speaker 4: This is a bit of an overshare and as if
Speaker 4: having a fucked black tooth isn't enough to growth people
Speaker 4: out your words. We think it's fine, But sometimes when
Speaker 4: I sneeze and I go and like onto your hand,
Speaker 4: I'm quite appalled at the amount of things that have
Speaker 4: exited my mouth, like the ship in my hand. After
Speaker 4: I see it, I'm like Jesus Christ, stay in Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Especially the volume when people are looking and you have
Speaker 5: to kind of like hide it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Like where do I want this?
Speaker 3: Well? If anything is embarrassing, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, let's go guys, come on, okay, we
Speaker 4: should go.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. We'll see you in a very
Speaker 3: few days for a new episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've only got to wait till after the weekend.
Speaker 3: You'll be you'll be back.
Speaker 4: Hop you have a gorgeous weekend. In fact, did you
Speaker 4: enjoy it?
Speaker 3: We love you.
Speaker 4: We'll talk to you soon. And vote in that fucking
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Speaker 3: You haven't left us a review yet, we're getting a
Speaker 3: lot more coming in between love so five stars and
Speaker 3: Apple podcasts.
Speaker 4: Do you know why I think we're getting them because
Speaker 4: you started reading them out? See we better do one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just go get Yeah, you gotta do a
Speaker 4: shout out. You may worry about that everyone soal hot
Speaker 4: dog diggity Dog says you'd have to add a Christian idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to listen to this, that's what the listeners are.
Speaker 3: I like to decompress when I take my baby on
Speaker 3: a walk. Pretty funny, Oh, we get it up. Some
Speaker 3: jokes can be overdone. Oh wow, what there can also
Speaker 3: been back comments like christ on a bike and a
Speaker 3: number of oh my god, that are a bit offensive.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't really.
Speaker 4: Oh we've been taking the pits out of Blessings all episodes.
Speaker 4: If you're not a Christian, Oh my god, the hot dog,
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck you are, I'm so storry.
Speaker 3: Coombs is very quick, cheery, sound effects are hilarious. They're
Speaker 3: more entertaining than the pick up radio show?
Speaker 4: Is this all real? Wit? Is this legit?
Speaker 3: That is not my cup of tea?
Speaker 4: So she said that we're an abomination against God.
Speaker 3: We're better than the Pickup, which is my one of
Speaker 3: my two radio shows.
Speaker 4: Well, I can't disagree with that. Shut up. Imagine if
Speaker 4: they aired us during the fucking school pickup time half
Speaker 4: of us, huhy half of them? No, I mean this show?
Speaker 3: Oh, it would just be outlawed.
Speaker 4: Have you mentioned she who shall not be named on
Speaker 4: the pick Up? Who you know who I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: The one?
Speaker 4: What sounds like my no?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no no, Well you're allowed, noo
Speaker 3: you can and then we go. That's all I'm reading today.
Speaker 4: So did she say that we are like offensive and people.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't unless you're Christian?
Speaker 4: You're going to be a smiley dagwood dog, whatever your
Speaker 4: name was. I'd love to know which jokes are overdone.
Speaker 4: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit she said it.
Speaker 4: I can't believe she said that with five stars. That's
Speaker 4: so interesting anyway, Thanks for the five stars. I'm glad
Speaker 4: we shouted her out. Fuck me.
Speaker 3: I like to listen and decompress while I take my
Speaker 3: baby on a walk. Pretty funny, entertaining. Some jokes can
Speaker 3: be overdone, name one Christ on a bike and a
Speaker 3: of oh my God. Like if you're offended by oh my.
Speaker 4: God, yeah, that's entry level shit.
Speaker 3: You would have hated the ant ac dation.
Speaker 4: Jen and I are having a child out of wedlock.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 4: We've been having pre marital sex.
Speaker 3: At least it's vaginal, which is the way God intended.
Speaker 3: Let's go, okay, I have a great couple of days.
Speaker 3: We'll see very soon.
Speaker 4: Catches any idiots five stars say up? Bye bye?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
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