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Speaker 1: Oh, it is time to welcome to the almost said Friday, Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Good Thursday, John.

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Speaker 2: John, Oh, Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Very well?

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Speaker 2: How are you happy? Happy Easter time?

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Speaker 1: Yes, happy Easter time to you very well.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Are you happy?

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Speaker 2: People? Marvelous?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm very recovered.

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Speaker 2: I'm fully recovered. I'm out in the world. Everything is remarkable.

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Speaker 2: In fact, I was out yesterday. So I was listening

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Speaker 2: this morning, and I've noticed you've got an advert on

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Speaker 2: ninety six for Aldi. Yes, so you'd know, you'd know

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Speaker 2: by now that the slogan is good different. Now I

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Speaker 2: maintain the opinion that perhaps Aldi might be just potentially

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Speaker 2: a little bit too good and too different for I

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Speaker 2: went in there yesterday with my trusty companion, my beloved

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Speaker 2: mildridg Yes, yes, and we went in for milk and

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Speaker 2: makeup wipes because it's really good and different in Aldi. Naturally,

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Speaker 2: we left with milk, makeup wipes and a trumpet. Of course, literally,

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Speaker 2: I own a trumpet. Now, I'm a trumpet owner. I

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Speaker 2: cannot play the trumpets. I am not passionate about trumpet. Frankly,

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Speaker 2: if I'm being honest with you, I'm not even that

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Speaker 2: keen on the sound of a trumpet, a.

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Speaker 1: Bit of Tijuana brass.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I like it in that case, But

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Speaker 2: like I couldn't. I couldn't list you five trumpet songs

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Speaker 2: that I like. I think it was just because if

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Speaker 2: I'd been in right, if I've been in a trumpet shop,

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Speaker 2: if there is such a thing, the Louis Armstrong Trumpet Emporium,

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Speaker 2: Trum Trumpets for US.

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Speaker 1: Trumpet.

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Speaker 2: Trumpet shed I can't imagine that I would have even

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Speaker 2: considered buying a trumpet, Like the thought wouldn't have even

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Speaker 2: entered my head if there'd been other trumpets and saxophones

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Speaker 2: and other brass instruments around. But I think it's because

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Speaker 2: it was just there. It was. Yeah, it was the

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Speaker 2: environment that caused me to get it was then it

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Speaker 2: was next to biscuits.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, of course and tissues. Didn't You didn't grow

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Speaker 3: idolizing Sechma or Louis being Armstrong or anything.

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Speaker 2: No, no, not even no, not even a little bit

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Speaker 2: of a guitar. Man. I'm rock and roll. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. It was there. It

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Speaker 2: was shiny.

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Speaker 1: It was random, that's what it was.

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Speaker 3: And I shiny it wasn't really cheap, John, can you

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Speaker 3: can you tell.

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Speaker 2: Us reasonab Well, I've had a look since making my purchase,

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Speaker 2: I've had a look at what trumpets go for, and

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Speaker 2: usually they're at least about six hundred bucks, I think, okay,

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Speaker 2: and this one was very well priced as trumpets golf

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Speaker 2: trump that's around one hundred and fifty dollars trumpet. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's one hundred and fifty dollars that I can't do

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Speaker 2: anything with. I can't even I don't know how to

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Speaker 2: play a trumpet. Yeah, I don't know anything about the trumpet.

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Speaker 2: And there's no tune that I desire to be able

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Speaker 2: to trump.

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Speaker 3: Have you got chocolate? Those kind of you need to

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Speaker 3: certain lips in the circular breathing thing and all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you have to do a particular kind Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hard.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what. Perhaps it will become an ornament, perhaps.

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Speaker 1: You know, incorporated into the Geezer shows somehow, I think

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Speaker 1: Geezer on a trumpet.

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Speaker 2: Do you know it will be a tax right off

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Speaker 2: if I do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's it's definitely a tax right prop lessons.

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Speaker 2: It's not a proper it's a musical instrument. I am

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Speaker 2: an artist.

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Speaker 3: If there's anyone who can teach John to play the trumpet,

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Speaker 3: even just one blow.

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Speaker 2: Give us a shower, that's right. Also, while i've got

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Speaker 2: your here, I was listening to your fussy eaters thing

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Speaker 2: this morning, and I'm going to out myself as a

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Speaker 2: bit of a weirdo here. I've developed a new quirk.

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Speaker 2: So I'm quite a fan of chocolate almonds. Do you

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Speaker 2: like chocolate almonds.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate almond scorched almond?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, But I just find that the ratio

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Speaker 2: is sometimes a little bit off. And then I discovered

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Speaker 2: one day, while having in my possession some almonds and

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Speaker 2: some cadbresh chocolate eggs. If you pop in your mouth

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Speaker 2: one almond and one Cadbreeshed chocolate egg and eat them

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Speaker 2: like that, the ratio is significantly better.

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Speaker 3: That is bespoke beauty.

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Speaker 1: And then it is a bespoke snack.

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Speaker 2: You must do it alone because you look like a

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Speaker 2: lunatic alternating popping an arm popping to it at a time.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? You do look a

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Speaker 2: quirky fellow doing it. So I say it's the sort

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Speaker 2: of secret habit if you're gonna If you're going to

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Speaker 2: develop this, don't do it in front of people. They'll

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Speaker 2: think you're peculiar.

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Speaker 3: I guess, of course this morning. Well, a resident trumpeter

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Speaker 3: here is not a man known for blowing his trumpet

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Speaker 3: until he bought one at Albie jumping there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. Gin's so cool.

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Speaker 2: It cheer you up. It should be something you listen

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Speaker 2: to first thing in the morning. Absolutely, what a lovely

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Speaker 2: world it would be if everybody had to listen to

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Speaker 2: that by law, first thing.

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Speaker 1: We're relying on you to learn it.

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Speaker 2: You Yeah, I'll have a crack at it. Pressure John,

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Speaker 2: I'll get after it. I'm sure I'll pick it. I'm

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Speaker 2: a very very talented man. You are listen to this

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Speaker 2: strange news that I've found, And there seems to be

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Speaker 2: no shortage of fussy as in Cornwall, England, right because

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Speaker 2: listen to this. Listen to this headline. Council cuts down

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Speaker 2: one thousand daffodils in play area Why because children might

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Speaker 2: eat them? What's going on with English children? Do you

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Speaker 2: ever hear people right over say like you overhear people

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Speaker 2: say things like what's the matter with kids today?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: These kids today? I think it's stuff like this. They're

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Speaker 2: cutting down daffodils in play areas in case kids eat them,

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Speaker 2: And I think that's a shocking idea of me, because

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Speaker 2: you've got to learn your lessons early, don't you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: supposedly they can give you diarrhea. Yeah, you won't you

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Speaker 2: do that while you're young. Surely you don't want to

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Speaker 2: be on a date when you're twenty years old strolling

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Speaker 2: in the park. It's romantic, it's idyllic. You pick her

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Speaker 2: up a nice daffodil and she walfz it down like

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Speaker 2: a kebab, Right, because the diarrhea will interrupt the romance

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Speaker 2: in my.

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Speaker 1: Period, I think kills romance. Like that's right.

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Speaker 2: But you can't be doing that for you can't just

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Speaker 2: remove everything that's not edible from a child's world so

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Speaker 2: they don't eat it. What are we trying to teach

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Speaker 2: them that the world is made entirely of food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just ridiculous. I just tell the child not

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Speaker 1: to eat the daffodil.

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Speaker 3: Because I want to go the mud pies, don't you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how you have to learn these things. Otherwise,

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Speaker 2: if you remove everything that's not food, they're going to

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Speaker 2: think that everything is edible.

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Speaker 1: Tractor billboard, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these daffodils. Policemen go for your life, child. Everything

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Speaker 2: is food expected better in Cornwall. I know, I know.

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Speaker 3: Did we blame the reality cooking shows, the Master Chifs

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Speaker 3: and that and when they only find dining dishes in

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Speaker 3: their throne?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's very it's very possible, very possible, isn't it