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Speaker 1: Hey, good afternoon everyone, Will everybody getting your home on

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Speaker 1: a Wednesday, very excited to say that our attempts to

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Speaker 1: cover the royal wedding are still feeble, so we will

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Speaker 1: still be doing stupid puns with stupid videos. If you

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Speaker 1: missed it yesterday would Yes, we did soiled.

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Speaker 2: Bedding, which is pretty obvious what we did. We actually

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Speaker 2: went to stores. We went to Manchester Stalls bedding stores

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Speaker 2: and we put.

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Speaker 3: A fake Pooh on the bed and the reactions really

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Speaker 3: were quite amazing. You can set on Instagram will and but.

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Speaker 2: Here's a bit of audio.

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Speaker 3: We were just testing one of the beds back here

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Speaker 3: and my friends just soiled the bedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you come and have a look.

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Speaker 4: Are we doing theory?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And yes we did get kicked out of an entire complex.

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Speaker 1: Amazing when security gets alerted. We didn't know this from

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Speaker 1: jumping from one furniture to another that would slip the

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Speaker 2: But they're all onto us. We were part of a

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Speaker 2: sting operation. They were waiting for us in I think

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Speaker 2: we can say, I don't know, get deeps. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It might have been Ikea hypothetically, but we got in

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Speaker 2: there and we didn't realize we were being watching. I

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Speaker 2: felt like Jason, and this guy came over.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can again go go willing when your

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Speaker 1: told this is the funny part. We were stimulating what

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Speaker 1: been told, Okay, you're looking for a one guy with

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Speaker 1: placing fake pooh on beds to.

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Speaker 3: Confirm there are two ship bandits, one with beanie, one

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Speaker 2: It was buddy exciting, so good the ship pants floating around.

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Speaker 2: Will they strike again?

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Speaker 1: So another pun for you guys to look forward to

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Speaker 1: today around the Royal wedding. I can confirm it will

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Speaker 1: be happening live in studio. This one so very much.

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Speaker 1: Looking forward to all that happening very very shortly.

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Speaker 3: Well, we don't have big guests, but we do have

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Speaker 3: little silly stories that we see online. This was actually beautiful.

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Speaker 3: You had a couple in Michigan. I always had a

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Speaker 3: friend filming them, but capturing the moment of a proposal beautiful.

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Speaker 3: The friends filming there you get the guy goes down

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Speaker 3: on one knee. It's just picturesque there they're doing it

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Speaker 3: in front of this gorgeous fountain. And then to add

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Speaker 3: couple stumbles up to the to the to the to

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Speaker 2: It's just perfect.

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Speaker 3: But then unfortunately the little boy in the background of the.

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Speaker 2: Proposal starts to pull his pants down.

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Speaker 3: And to piss in the fountain, and the parents don't realize.

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Speaker 3: So like the going on with the proposal, and you've

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Speaker 2: How all little boys were? By the way, keep doing that.

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Speaker 2: I used to love jacking the pants. Its good, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's real freedom.

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Speaker 3: But what a great moment, What an amazing moment is

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Speaker 3: spoilt by a little kid deciding to pull his pants

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Speaker 3: down and go for it. And I'm thirteen, one six

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Speaker 3: five I just want to hear more of these.

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Speaker 2: What kids pissing in the background, kids pissing in the background?

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Speaker 3: Just when did your kid just the worst time possible?

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Speaker 3: When did he just he you or her? When did

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Speaker 3: they just pull their pants down and go, oh, you're.

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Speaker 2: Going for quite quite specifically, when did they pull their pants.

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Speaker 2: They're not not distracting.

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Speaker 3: I want specifically the worst times that a kid has

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Speaker 2: Down and just had to go and go on for it.

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Speaker 2: When you got to go, you gotta go.

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Speaker 3: I mean, surely someone I haven't heard of a real

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Speaker 2: What in the fake toilet demo?

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Speaker 3: Toilets so confusing a kid you've just been toilet training.

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Speaker 3: You see, you're duney if your kids don't like thirteen

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Speaker 2: It and then buy?

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Speaker 1: When we say go for it, mean take a whiz,

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Speaker 3: We've got Kim here, Kim, this is a story about

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Speaker 3: your son.

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Speaker 5: Yes, hi, guys are going welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you my son, he cried at the time.

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Speaker 7: We're just.

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Speaker 2: We're just visiting my.

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Speaker 8: Grave.

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Speaker 5: Time here here we are looking for it, to try

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Speaker 5: and find exactly what all of a sudden the.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's the great thing that you say to

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Speaker 1: against your pop. Yeah, I mean no, he didn't realize.

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Speaker 1: He didn't realize that you might have snatched a cookie off.

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Speaker 2: He's finally got him back. Kiss on your grave.

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Speaker 3: We got Logan here, Logan, how are you mate?

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Speaker 2: Good boys?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, got got a story about my son beautiful. Uh,

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Speaker 9: probably probably about two years ago when he was three,

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Speaker 9: out of the playground with him. He was on the

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Speaker 9: I was like flim and polut of thing and the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know the one ye.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he's deserted off off the middle of the bridge.

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Speaker 9: He's just gonna pull his pants down. So I wasn't

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Speaker 9: Off the side and there was a little doll playing underneath.

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Speaker 1: Oh the unintentional golden shower.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's never a good wonder experience.

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Speaker 1: Well rare, rare intentional goldenow Like wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean tomorrow will do unintentional golden showers?

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Speaker 2: No, we won't because they won't be unintentional. Yes, so

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Speaker 2: we got Rose here. Then Rose, he's what happened.

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Speaker 10: With your kid, So my nephew, it was that two

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Speaker 10: years ago through these four at the time had on

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Speaker 2: Out of the front, out of the front, right.

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Speaker 6: Right on the front.

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Speaker 10: I think there was some memorial statue at the front

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Speaker 10: gave him a tour of the police station. And he

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Speaker 2: Wow, It's just that is just down right unfair. How

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Speaker 2: long was the kid ruse?

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Speaker 6: He was for six?

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Speaker 3: Now that's great kids, if you're listening, if you want

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Speaker 1: You've got a brand new Royal Wedding fun for you

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Speaker 1: guys to wrap your ears around.

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Speaker 2: It's hapening live on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Up next you can find out what's following boiled egging

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Speaker 1: and soiled bedding for the Royal Wedding. Up next, excited

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Speaker 1: to say that we're having a lot of fun around

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Speaker 1: the Royal Wedding and previously discussed towards we can't do.

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Speaker 1: We can't send you there, guys. We haven't got enough

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Speaker 2: And frankly, we're just not that interested. Now we're the

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Speaker 2: only ones that don't really care. Who knows people are pumps.

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Speaker 1: But what we will do, though, is we'll get the

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Speaker 1: name because you are talking about it. And what we'd

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Speaker 2: We took a fake poo, very very realistic fake poo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, two betting shops, put it on the mattresses, and

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Speaker 3: We were just testing one of the beds back here

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Speaker 3: and my friends just soiled the bedding.

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Speaker 1: Soiled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you come and have a look. Yeah

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Speaker 2: you watched that video. Will and Woody now kicked out

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Speaker 1: Monday was boiled egging, where we had a series of

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Speaker 2: We didn't know which one was were hard boiled and

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Speaker 2: which was soft boiled. Needless to say, cracking a soft

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Speaker 1: We had to do once we picked the egg. Resulted in,

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: There's thirty minutes of great radio.

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Speaker 2: That's also on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: So we've agreed to do this in anticipation of the

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Speaker 1: Boiled heading, which yes, you can draw the dots together.

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Speaker 2: We are both of us, believe it or not, getting

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Speaker 3: In the studio, so that's the foils are currently going

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Speaker 1: Similarly, I'm gone for the eminem available for all of

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Speaker 1: We're doing all sorts of puns to celebrate the royal wedding,

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Speaker 2: The royal wedding, and this is what yes so as discussed.

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Speaker 1: You're going for the I'm going for the eminem Look,

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Speaker 1: you're going for the four. He said to me off

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Speaker 3: Believe idres Elbay and say he has dreadlocks in the

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Speaker 3: struggle to see the address elbow within you. But I

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Speaker 3: think people often say to me, you are an amazing

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Speaker 2: I often get that two of the most impressive people

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Speaker 2: I often get that will I'm going I'm going to

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Speaker 2: me and I can't avoid doing it.

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Speaker 1: But yesterday we were talking about how you how we

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Speaker 1: foiled heading And you can say this, by the way.

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Speaker 2: A second, this is a stitch up. We're sticking up.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you put in calm down, there's

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Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, mate, like, don't worry, we'll get

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Speaker 1: You know what, you didn't mean to, but they had

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Speaker 3: You kept saying, I would just leave the bleach in

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Speaker 2: No, we can't do that. And then everyone says, say,

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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't say a lot. I've got my tips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there have been a woody physician where you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So basically as a dinner on Christmas time, Christmas

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Speaker 5: We got back in the car.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was on holidays with my family, including my

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Speaker 1: He thanks so much for they call Lee foiled headings

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Speaker 1: goring on and in the studio, we're getting our hair

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Speaker 2: You'll be able to see the before and after photos

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Speaker 1: Foiled heading is the pun that we're using to celebrate

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Speaker 3: Now while we are getting our hairs bleached, I thought

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Speaker 3: There are diamonds and wads wow, wads of cash wow

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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five, this couple's just doing a

448
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 3: bit of gardening and they find diamonds and wads of

449
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 3: cash in their garden.

450
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: What did you find in your garden? I mean, it's

451
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 2: an interesting question, isn't it. What did you find in

452
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 2: your garden? Doesn't have to be valuable like these people.

453
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you walked down into your backyard and you found

454
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 2: a bear. Oh so like, doesn't you don't have to

455
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: dig it out of the ground. No, no, no, no,

456
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 2: it's just in your backyard. What was in your yard?

457
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 3: What was in your backyard? Maybe you had a pool,

458
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 3: you walked out there.

459
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: It was a crocodile in your pool. Maybe that's guy's lily.

460
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:15,199
Speaker 1: Me.

461
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 3: I got an example, Will, If you're not you don't

462
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: seem jumping at the bit to give me, you know,

463
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 3: and you're not chumping, But I will trump myself, mate.

464
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: Sunday morning, I went out into my backyard and thought,

465
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 3: beautiful morning.

466
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 2: I've walked out and it was a human body in

467
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 2: my backyard. In your backyard, there was my brother passed out.

468
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: He lost the house can and he was passed out

469
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 2: in the backyard. Thirteen one oh six ' five. What

470
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: did you find in your backyard? To Sean? First of

471
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: your Yeah, Sean, what did you find in your backyard?

472
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: Bude may?

473
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 4: I found six cake bottles full of two dollar coins

474
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 4: when I was sticking up helping out my mates out

475
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 4: his place, stick.

476
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: Up a pool? What the hell? I'm just trying to think.

477
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 2: Good place to store a two dollar coin, A great

478
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: way to save money. A coke bottle? How much money

479
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: was there, Sean? Sick? Cold bottles filled with two dollars.

480
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,479
Speaker 4: I'll say probably, probably, I'll say good at a thousand

481
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 4: dollars in a coke bottle.

482
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a great fine, Sean, A great thing to do.

483
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: So Sean wanted you to do with the money? Obviously

484
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 2: take to the cops.

485
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 4: Not yet, mate, like we still got it. We're actually

486
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 4: just going to split it up because it's underneath the

487
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 4: fool where someone's obviously put it away to save it.

488
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 4: So fine of keepers, Man't.

489
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: I don't I didn't think for a second that you

490
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 2: were going to take it to the possession is nine

491
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 2: tenths of the law. Will we've got a leashy here?

492
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 2: Say that? Yeah, the Laura and they do, they do

493
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: a leash thirty one and six y five. What'd you

494
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 2: find your backyard?

495
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 10: Hello?

496
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 2: Hello?

497
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 11: Sorry? Now I was thinking out my background is my man?

498
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 11: And in the back corner I found an army belt

499
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 11: with a flaf and an army knife attached to it.

500
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:04,959
Speaker 2: So a flask. Yeah, very interesting. Have you taken an

501
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: into dats.

502
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 6: Or I'm not too sure.

503
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 11: I don't know what to do with it, Like you

504
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 11: had to sort of part on what you're going to

505
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 11: do with something like that, you know what I mean?

506
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you found out you found a flask and

507
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: you found a knife.

508
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I'll just get on with

509
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 2: my date. I think it's good. Yeah, it's intriguing. I

510
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: mean not, you know, not protake to a museum. I'm

511
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: going there to be happy with it. I think if

512
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: you're taking into a museum, it's probably a bit boring. Yeah, okay,

513
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: we got Nick here. Nick brings home mate. I mean,

514
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: what did you find in your parents' backyard. Here we go.

515
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 4: All right, so someone told you so basically, I have

516
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 4: a paryal protector from like from a while ago when I, like,

517
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 4: you know, down at the beach is trying to find money.

518
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 2: Because you know I need extra money. Yeah, of course, pantically,

519
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: I had a medal stector.

520
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 7: My parents backyard had a shovel.

521
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 5: You know, I just want to pick.

522
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: Up some holes and create some habits, totally.

523
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 8: Yeah.

524
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 4: So basically I found a safe, right and yeah, which

525
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 4: is pretty cool. So I'm thinking instantly it's gonna be

526
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 4: a lot of money.

527
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be really rich.

528
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

529
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

530
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 6: So basically, did my mate come over crack it open?

531
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 4: And yeah?

532
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: It was so with adult toys.

533
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: In your parents' breakyard was a safe.

534
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 3: Obviously when your parents got married, they had to farewell.

535
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: The sex toys, I'm one of them, had a dirty

536
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 2: maybe a midlife crosses overturn. You found your parents rather

537
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 2: than be a safe than the top drawer. I mean,

538
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: let's be honest, at least they're dead and buried.

539
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: I think he's realized that until we're in the middle

540
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: of foiled heading, which you guys can check out the

541
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: before's and afters on our Instagram.

542
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 2: Will and Woody Fresh way to drive home in woods.

543
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: You're gonna look so fresh.

544
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna look so fresh after your hair is finished bleaching,

545
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: although we have been instructed that we can't leave the

546
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: bleach in for too long on your hair because there's

547
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: already too much bleach in there. So just a little

548
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: cookie for everyone. Yes, he has been son kissed two

549
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: or three times recently, so now what you see is

550
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: not what you get over there. And this is just

551
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: a great metaphor for other than I think real fake and.

552
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 3: I'm incredibly fake. I'm also compulsive. No, I'm a compulsive liar.

553
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: I never take what I say seriously. Honestly, ninety percent

554
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: of the time I'm lying.

555
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 2: But am I lying right now? You'd never know.

556
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: That's a good philosophical problem. I'm ready to have a

557
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: think about. Yeah, we are doing foiled heading today, following

558
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: on from boiled boiled egging and soiled bedding to celebrate

559
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: the royal wedding. We have no money to send you there,

560
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: and no money to fund your wedding or your proposal,

561
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: but gee whiz, we can do stupid puns and videos.

562
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: You can catch up.

563
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: On Will and Woody there will be before and after

564
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: of us after what he's gone for the Chris Hemsworth.

565
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 2: I'm going for the eminem and you can go.

566
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 3: And actually go into our story now on Instagram. That's

567
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: Will and Woody and you see me with some foil

568
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 3: in my hair.

569
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: That's right, he's hit the brakes. Go and see.

570
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: Celebrating the royal wedding by doing a series of puns

571
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: and videos based on the name. So following on for

572
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: boiled egging and soiled bedding. Today is foiled heading. I'm

573
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: currently in the middle of game the hair bleached in

574
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: the studio.

575
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: You can go to Instagram if you want to see all.

576
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: The I'm going to look across between Kevin's basically and eminem.

577
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh you are, yes because the receding hairlines, and you're.

578
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: Like, look, I don't want it's a good look. Wards,

579
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous.

580
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: Last night went out for dinner, Yeah, and I went

581
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: out to a Greek restaurant.

582
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: Hello, here we are picture all things Greek.

583
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 3: Give me something Greek smashing plates, yes, yes, the Greek

584
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: soccer team yes.

585
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 2: Uh. Another thing great and like beach it white, take

586
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: a chair, that's architecture.

587
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: All the Greek things going on until stop. Our waiter

588
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: was hot.

589
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: Oh what do you well? Male of female? What do

590
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: we do?

591
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: He was And as soon as I walked in, I

592
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, my scalp is burning a

593
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: little bit. And as I walked in, I saw this

594
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: guy clocked him from a mire and I was.

595
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 2: Like, describe him to me. He was tall, he was.

596
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: A really strong jawline, and he just looked he was

597
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: just a gorgeous man.

598
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: And he shaved or did you have a bit of

599
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 2: a stubble?

600
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: No, he had good hair, you know, which just kills

601
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: me and I just can't compete with that. And he

602
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: was tall, and he was well built, and he's young.

603
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: And as soon as I saw it, it was he

604
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: like charismatic as well though he was like almost like

605
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: young and sweet.

606
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: It was.

607
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: And when he came in, he sat down next to

608
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: us and he starts talking.

609
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: Sat down like like squatted on.

610
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: The floor so he was at eye level and he's like, okay,

611
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: so what do you guys thinking tonight?

612
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: And I was like stop it. Yeah, he was so good.

613
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: I know, I'm really in pain. I'm really in pain. Anyway,

614
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: he left, he leaves the table, and I said I

615
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: said to my girlfriend. I was like, what do you spell? Like?

616
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't smelling him. Sorry, go on. So he leaves, like,

617
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: oh my god, what a hunk. I mean, I'd let

618
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: him take me to the bathroom, and woman, whoa, I

619
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: probably would have whoa probably would have.

620
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 3: Right the Greek Turkey, the great lamb.

621
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: Anyway, so he leaves the table and we're raving about

622
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: this guy, and I could tell that my girlfriend sim

623
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: was sitting on something like not literally, but.

624
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 3: She's actually underneath you.

625
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 2: She had a secret, she has something can happened. Okay,

626
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: oh god, oh my god, what the ELL's going on here?

627
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:09,479
Speaker 1: And she said, he winked at me, get out, So

628
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: without me noticing, get out.

629
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: So I've obviously had my head down.

630
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: You know, pouring over the menu or you know, yeah,

631
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm looking the other way. And while I'm looking the

632
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: other way, he's taken the opportunity. And I said to her,

633
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: are you sure? It was a wink like how sure

634
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: are you? And said no, like turn like like seductive

635
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: wink like wow, yeah yeah, like like the way that

636
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: James Bond would wink at somebody over the bar sort

637
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: of thing.

638
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I know that it's a bold play, That's

639
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 3: what I said.

640
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: I was like, that is so crossing the line.

641
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: And you know, next time he comes in here, Oh,

642
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you.

643
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: But I'm very angry to his manager. But she was.

644
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: But the other side of this is that she said, well,

645
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: it's not that bad, like hang, you know, winks aren't

646
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: that bad.

647
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: Winking at some body no longer means that you you know,

648
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: you want to hook up with them, she said.

649
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: She said that.

650
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: Look, she said to me, and I quote, a wink

651
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: has never really amounted to anything.

652
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: Get out.

653
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: She's just trying to make you feel better. She knows

654
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 3: that was a SEXI will advance that wink.

655
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: She knows it was.

656
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: I really want to know thirteen one oh six five?

657
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: Does a wink mean that you're interested? And more importantly,

658
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: has a wink led to anything for you? Because I

659
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: think if I walk into a bar and somebody winks

660
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: at me straight to the bin like it's just a

661
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: ship play. Now, I reckon, you can't wink at people anymore.

662
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 2: Oh No, I think if the wink is done well,

663
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: I think it's how is the wink done well? I've

664
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: never been a winker because I'm not a very attractive guy.

665
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 3: But if I was a hot guy like this hot

666
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 3: greekman that was that you're you know, well, the hot

667
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: the hot waiter. Let's just if I was a sexy,

668
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 3: attractive guy, I would I would just go wink crazy.

669
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: I'll go on winking.

670
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: So you think it still works for sexy people to wink.

671
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: If you're very If I'm very attractive and I'm on

672
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 3: the other side of a bar and I'm just looking

673
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 3: being said, I don't know what it's like to be sexy.

674
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: Just just doing sexy thing, hanging out, just drinking sexy.

675
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: Probably by yourself. I feel like sexy people hang out

676
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: by themselves as well, poetry and need to hang out

677
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: with other people because I'm sexy. It's interesting enough for

678
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: my own brain to interest me.

679
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: And I make people look ugly because I'm so sexy

680
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: and around delivered people.

681
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: Delivered a wink like a laser across a bar. As

682
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: if that's not working, that is such a good play.

683
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 2: It's very interesting, isn't it.

684
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 8: Mate?

685
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I want to know. Thirty one and

686
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 2: six five is the wink still getting your LAIDs?

687
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: So if you're the winki, has it has it actually

688
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: led to anything? So have you been winked at? Or

689
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: or is it in the top shelf? I mean, are

690
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: you pulling it out? Maybe you're fluped it one night,

691
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you accidentally winked at somebody and it was just

692
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: on because it's a big it's a confidence play, it's screams,

693
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: it's that's what I said. It was the first thing

694
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: I thought of Jay's bond, like, God, damn it, Hercules

695
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: is hot and you can wink thirty one and six

696
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: five the wink?

697
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: Is it still in vogue? Does it still work? Has

698
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: it got your laid before? Take the calls up next?

699
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: You want to hook up with them? She said that.

700
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: Look, she said to me, and I quote, a wink

701
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: has never really amounted to anything.

702
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 2: Get out.

703
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 3: She's just trying to make you feel better. She knows

704
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: that was a sexill advance.

705
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: That wink. She knows it was.

706
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: I really want to know thirteen one oh six five

707
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: does a wink mean that you're interested? And more importantly,

708
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: has a wink led to anything for you?

709
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: Because I think if I walk into.

710
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: A bar and somebody winks at me, straight to the bin,

711
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: like it's just a ship play. Now, I reckon, you

712
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: can't wink at people anymore.

713
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think if the wink is done well,

714
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: I think it's how is the wink done well. I've

715
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 2: never been a winker because I'm not a very attractive guy.

716
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 3: But if I was a hot guy like this hot greekman,

717
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: that was that your you know that well, the hot

718
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 3: the hot waiter. Let's just if I was a sexy,

719
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 3: attractive guy, I would I would go wink crazy. I'll

720
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: go on winking.

721
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: So you think it still works for sexy people to wink.

722
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 3: If you're if I'm very attractive and I'm on the

723
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 3: other side of a bar and I'm just looking being said,

724
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's like to be sexy.

725
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 2: Just just doing sexy thing, hanging out, just drinking sexy,

726
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 2: probably by yourself. I feel like sexy people hang.

727
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: Out by themselves as well, poetry and need to hang

728
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: out with other people because I'm sexy.

729
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: It's interesting enough for my own brain to interest me.

730
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 3: And I make people look ugly because I'm so sexy

731
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: and around delivered people delivered a wink like a laser

732
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: across a bar. As if that's not working, that is

733
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 3: such a good play.

734
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: That's very interesting, isn't it.

735
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 8: Mate?

736
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I want to know. Third one, six

737
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: five is the wink still getting your LAIDs? So if

738
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: you're the winki, has it has it actually led to anything?

739
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: So? Have you been winked at? Or or is it

740
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: in the top shelf? I mean, are you pulling it out?

741
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: Maybe you're flipped it one night, Maybe you accidentally winked

742
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: at somebody.

743
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: And it was just on because it's a it's a

744
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: confidence play. It's screams. That's why I said.

745
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: It was the first thing I thought of Jay's bond, Like, God,

746
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: damn it. Hercules is hot and you can wink. Thirty

747
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: one and six five the wink? Is it still in vogue?

748
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: Does it still work? Has it got your laid before? Yeah?

749
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: Take the calls up next. It is ridiculous. I look

750
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: like Spudnik is just outrageous. We're doing foiled heading to

751
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: carry on from our silly puns from the royal wedding,

752
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 1: and today we're.

753
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 2: Going to get a hair bleached in studio, much to

754
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 2: my sugarin.

755
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 3: But anyway, if you want to see it before and

756
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 3: after that, it'll be up shortly on our Instagram.

757
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 2: Will and Woody.

758
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you look like Britce Miller's It's good.

759
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, let's get on with the topic. It's good stuff.

760
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: So I'm talking thirty one and six five as to

761
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: whether people think that the wink is still a feasible play.

762
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm really worried if it is. Last night went to

763
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: a Greek restaurant. The waiter, who may as well have

764
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: been Hercules, winked at my girlfriend. She's still trying to

765
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: play it down. I, on the other hand, can I'm

766
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: already fearful that while I've been working today, she's off

767
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: having a little bit of a dally on on Mountain Limpers.

768
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 2: Who knows, who knows? Woods? But no, it is scary

769
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: to think one and six five.

770
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: I just I just need to establish this because she's

771
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: trying to claim, Look, no one winks. The fact that

772
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: he did wink makes him harmless. No, I can really disagree.

773
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: Sever be friendly, Bonnie. Thirty one and six five. Has

774
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: winking work for you? Is the wink back?

775
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 2: It does well.

776
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 5: I used to wink at people back in my single days.

777
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: Every single time it works. How would you go about it, Bonnie?

778
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 10: Just across the bar, across the night club.

779
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 2: Can I ask this.

780
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: Obviously this is quite a shallow question to ask, but Bonnie,

781
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 3: are you very very attractive?

782
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

783
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: God, not not even I write myself as a solitary.

784
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 3: Oh that is so hard though, great personality, but across

785
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 3: the bar, I'm a solitary. Okay, So do you think

786
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 3: it's it's obviously the confidence then the confidence for you

787
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 3: to fire that wink across the bar.

788
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 2: Do you think that's what it was?

789
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

790
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: I think so.

791
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 3: And I think especially as a female approach in the Maile,

792
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 3: a lot of folks don't expect it.

793
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 8: A little bit of that, like oh, taking a back factor, but.

794
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit of our contact and in a week,

795
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: confident week, you're done.

796
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: You great. We've got Sam here, Sam thirty one and

797
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 2: six five. You used to use the.

798
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 6: Wink, Yes, that we used to mix it up a

799
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 6: bit and stay up to someone and go, hey what

800
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 6: winks and makes love like a tiger and then wink

801
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 6: at them.

802
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And I mean this it's a confidence play.

803
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: You've got to be Sam.

804
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 12: Previous caller rated herself as well. She rated herself as

805
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 12: solid three. How would you rate yourself? You're a seven

806
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 12: part or soft seven seven with confidence? Can be taken

807
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 12: to a nine though.

808
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: We all know it. We all know it.

809
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, with the confidence and you're you're saying you might

810
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 6: love like a tiger and give them a big.

811
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: Going Oh my lord, I mean I thought my head

812
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: was hurting because of the foil and the bleach.

813
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's hot in here. It's the fire off.

814
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 2: My head is legitimately hurting like mine is burning. Where's

815
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 2: the head burning up in here? Is this? Is this

816
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: meant to be happening? I think you're I am red hot.

817
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: Your head's actually smoking? Serious?

818
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

819
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you serious? I am your face is

820
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 2: going red. I am so hot. We'll go to we'll

821
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 2: get Vic. I don't know if we'll get VIC. I mean,

822
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I need a rinse down. Why don't

823
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: you go get a hose in here? You go, I'll

824
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: just chat to Vic.

825
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: Vic.

826
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: How I made sorry just so hot?

827
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: Just just to fill you in, Vic, we're both just

828
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 3: bleaching our hair because we're doing foiled wedding today and

829
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 3: punt off the Royal wedding foil heading.

830
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: I know. Oh good point. Absolutely, By the way, Thank you, Vic,

831
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 2: I really appreciate that.

832
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: Vick.

833
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: You don't mind.

834
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: We just get quickly into the story, because I feel

835
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: that my head's about to burn. We're talking about whether

836
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: the wink is still working for you.

837
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 8: I was actually on the receiving end. I was on

838
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 8: a flight from here to a destination and and an

839
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 8: absolute gorgeous flight attendant was sending for me, and basically

840
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 8: I paid her a fair few good compliments, and she said,

841
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 8: you want to end up doing the mile high business

842
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 8: and set the wing to me. But but it was,

843
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 8: it wasn't actually in the aircraft, but afterwards it led

844
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 8: towards dinner, and then after that was down to frisky business.

845
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 2: And it will ever be known as frisky business on

846
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 2: the plane, Vick, Vick.

847
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: Can I know if if the drinks trolley coming around

848
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: twice was as good as it sounds?

849
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I mean it was with a bit of

850
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 8: cognac and vodka along the way.

851
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: He's taken my reference literally, but you know, Grant cool,

852
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: I love it. He w She asked that the air

853
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: hostess asked him to join the mile High club. That

854
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: is that is like something out of a movie? Can she?

855
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 2: I may actually ask that question off here, but yeah,

856
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: well dragon, She was wearing the flight attendant gear and.

857
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: You surely ask her to keep it on the little

858
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: hack that little you have to keep you chicken or fish,

859
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: so chick.

860
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 2: I mean we could go on. We're good, We're good.

861
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: During my head's about to blow off. It is tune time.

862
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: What is it? Foil heading reveal? Oh yeah, thank god?

863
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: All right, we've had foil in our hair for the

864
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 1: foil heading, which is a pun on the Royal wedding.

865
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: Yesterday was soiled bedding. Today we've been bleaching our hair

866
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: in the studio. I really need to get these out

867
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: of my head as well.

868
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 2: As I'm hurting.

869
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: You need to get to our Instagram, Will and what

870
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: you where you'll be able to see the before and

871
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: after and it's all in our story as well, exactly

872
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: of what's been going on.

873
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 2: We just get into a song. What's next? Whatever I

874
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: didn't get out of here, I'm.

875
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 1: Absolutely Woods is scrambling to come back into the studio now.

876
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm just going to get things going because he because

877
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: we are both is the final part.

878
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: Two we've done. We've double.

879
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: Oh we've done previously to tell about the Royal wedding

880
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: as if we're probably the only Australian radio show is

881
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: still here.

882
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 2: Everyone else is off to the wedding.

883
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: But we have decided, in true US fashions, to just

884
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: do a stupid pun every today, every day coupled with

885
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: a video and today is this anticipation of the royal wedding.

886
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: The funny part about this is that you don't look

887
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: that ridiculous, because we found out earlier in the show

888
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: today that you have in fact done this a.

889
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: Number of times. Me on the other hand, I mean

890
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: it is just hilarious.

891
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: I don't know how to describe it, because I've got

892
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: You've gone quite an orange.

893
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: You and like you look red like you well, my

894
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,479
Speaker 1: head is still hot because I.

895
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 2: Felt like I was like an inferno with a bleach

896
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: in my hair. You look like you've been left out

897
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: in the sun and form like streight weights.

898
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 3: You know the guy on the Hangover where they find

899
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 3: him on the roof. The difference between your bed, it's stark.

900
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 3: You've got to go to.

901
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we're gonna get the photo.

902
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: We'll get the photos taken now so you guys can

903
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: see the before and after. Let's let's get him taken

904
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: right now for you guys to have a look at

905
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: on our Instagram. Will and Wooding the will and that's

906
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: what I suppose. That's the end of our third pun,

907
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: following boiled egging and soiled bedding, foiled heading to celebrate

908
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: the Royal wedding, and we're.

909
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 2: Both bleached out here in the studio.

910
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: We're getting photos now, so you go to Instagram, Will

911
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: and Woody.

912
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: And you can check out the befores and after those

913
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: people dunking off to Instagram to.

914
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: See the befores and afters of the foiled heading, which

915
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: was our pun for today with Royal wedding. Yes, we

916
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: got our hair bleached in the studio. Yes, wood he

917
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: looks the same. Yes, I look ridiculous.

918
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: So do yourself as a favor.

919
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: It's an amazing look, Will, it's an amazing look.

920
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: I look like I've walked straight out of train spotting.

921
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: Yes, like you and McGregor, you're a cross between the

922
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 2: train spotting. And there's still also there's a.

923
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: Bit of Kevin space because of the hairline. Yes, and

924
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: then there's a bit of eminem.

925
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 3: With the orange, and there's there's Bruce Willards from the

926
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 3: Fifth Element still.

927
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: Someone who said Robin Williams in one hour photo my yeah.

928
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 3: Anyway, if you want to have the fun that we're

929
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 3: having with looking at will and then deciding who look.

930
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: Like right then under the photo, and please feel free

931
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: to write that under the At this point, we're not

932
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: even sure I We've got to put up photo of

933
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 1: me because I just looked the same.

934
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 2: We'll just do with me which ones before after, it's

935
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: not the difference.

936
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 3: All right, let's get onto other stuff though, we'll just

937
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: in case, you know, I mean, it'd be surprising, but

938
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 3: some people may not find this entertaining us just talking

939
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: about our hair. But while move on. Ah, you were

940
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 3: talking about a dinner you had last night. Yeah, I

941
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 3: also had a dinner last night, as most people do.

942
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 2: Where'd you? Yeah?

943
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 3: I had a family dinner, right, and so family dinner

944
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: my mum, dad, sister and grandma and grandpa. Anyway, we

945
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: were talking about this presentation that my mum has to do,

946
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 3: and stop looking at yourself in the reflection.

947
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, changed so much, it's just outrageous.

948
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: Carry on, Have you had a good look?

949
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

950
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 2: Okay, because you're going to follow this story, mate.

951
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 3: So we're at dinner and we're talking about this three

952
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: minute presentation that mum has to do, and amongst that,

953
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 3: we start saying like Oh, if it's three minutes and

954
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 3: you're trying to engage the audience.

955
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: You can put a bit of mail on stories like

956
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to all be the truth. Yes, pressions

957
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: be quiet. Absolutely, that's why we call you mayo.

958
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my grandfather was sitting there, and my grandpa

959
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 3: hearing this discussion around taking three minutes, and you know,

960
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 3: been able to bend the truth a little bit, goes Wow,

961
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: if you've only got.

962
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: Three minutes, you have to fake it? What really? He

963
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 2: dropped a sex joke just like bang. It was like

964
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: all went off. The whole dinner erupted. Oh, they laughed.

965
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 2: It was hilarious. If you've only got three minutes, you

966
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 2: have to fake it. His wife is sitting a meter

967
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: in front of him. Absolute hysterics. I mean we.

968
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 3: Weren't one hundred percent sure if it was an intentional

969
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: sex joke mind you yeah.

970
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 2: Maybe he I don't know what else are you talking about?

971
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 3: That It was definitely a sexual It was one hundred

972
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 3: percent and I think eighty six.

973
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 2: And his wife's there as well, mate, Yes, how does

974
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: meet it? It was also I've faked it before. No, no, no, no,

975
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: come on, hey, that's my grandmother that's my grandmother. All right,

976
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 2: to stand down. But your grandfather's the guy that made

977
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 2: the joke. It's true. I thought we could just ask

978
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 2: such a bad thought. I'm sorry, stop it. It's a maturity.

979
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 2: Carry on. I thought we could just ask on thirteen

980
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: one oh six five?

981
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 3: Oh god, what what do you think I'm going to

982
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 3: ask you?

983
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 2: What do you think I'm going? We couldn't go that

984
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: topic though, I'm thirteen one I six five. I was

985
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 2: just gonna say, do your fake under three minutes? No,

986
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: that's that's out of line. I mean, and that's what

987
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 2: we to that there.

988
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 1: Own boys, Come on, you've already had fun and bleach

989
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: your hair on air today.

990
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: You can't you can't.

991
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: We can't do you have to fake it if you've

992
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 3: only got three minutes.

993
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 2: We couldn't. We couldn't do that. Ye don't you mean?

994
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: I feel like we're there now?

995
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like we're there.

996
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: I'm not as rogue as you.

997
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 3: No, no, no, well, I was going to just talk

998
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 3: about dirty grandpa's.

999
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: Do you have a dirty grandpa?

1000
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 12: Right?

1001
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 3: Stories about your grandpa being a bit dirty, or we

1002
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 3: can ask thirty I.

1003
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 2: Think the faking game in general is very interesting.

1004
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five, or what are we specifically

1005
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: asking here?

1006
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 2: Then? Will I really? I mean I think the I

1007
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: think completely agree with the grandpart.

1008
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: I mean, the reason that things are funny a lot

1009
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: of the time is because there's some truth in it.

1010
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: I would say, you have to fake if you're under

1011
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: three minutes, you have to, Like I completely, I don't

1012
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: think that we're not going to shatter any cages by

1013
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: saying that. I do think the whole faking things very

1014
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: interesting though, because I think that a lot of guys

1015
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: like to assume it they've never been faked on, But the.

1016
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 2: Reality is that you're probably been faked on a lot

1017
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 2: of the time. I don't know that for a fake.

1018
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 3: About So do you are we just asking women here

1019
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 3: at this point on thirteen one oh sixty five?

1020
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: Have you ever faced it?

1021
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1022
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 2: I think so?

1023
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1024
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, Well here we go, because I mean, based

1025
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 3: on your contention there, you're saying that, do you think

1026
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 3: that every single female's faked it at one.

1027
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 2: At one stage or another?

1028
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, So give us a okay, either thirty one or

1029
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 3: six if you faked it or if you have never

1030
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 3: ever ever faked it?

1031
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we can take it. Okay, we can take

1032
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 2: that as well.

1033
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now now you're you're pussing it now

1034
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 3: you don't want to.

1035
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's risky. We've done it now taking

1036
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: calls you're faked. But how I'd love to know how

1037
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: often you're faking it as well?

1038
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: Question?

1039
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 2: It's an interesting er. I mean, that's something as men.

1040
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 2: And this is why this is our platform?

1041
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: Is it?

1042
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: Our show is a good platform for these things? Is

1043
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 2: then you? And I just cannot subjectively know that text?

1044
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 2: No from the family. It's just mum saying he's eighty seven.

1045
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 2: There you go. Thanks, she's ever faked? No? Have you

1046
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: fake it?

1047
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm taking out next talking before your grandpa made dirty

1048
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: jokeer dinner last night.

1049
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 2: It was a bloody good daddy joke.

1050
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: Hats off to the eighty seven year old superstar that

1051
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 3: he is. We were just talking about a presentation that

1052
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 3: was going to take three minutes, and he equipped that

1053
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 3: you have to fake it if it's under three minutes,

1054
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 3: which bloody good stuff. And keep in mind his wife

1055
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 3: was sitting about a meter in front of him and.

1056
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: His daughter a meter to his left. It was just

1057
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: good stuff. You get to that age.

1058
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 1: I don't think you really care, but we're talking now

1059
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: because you know, there's always a level of truth to

1060
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: every joke. Three minutes seems an interesting amount of time

1061
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: to fake things. And as a man who you know

1062
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: can consistently be under the three minute mark, very interested

1063
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: to know.

1064
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you are as well, my friend, how often?

1065
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: How often?

1066
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: And this is again we need to help here, women,

1067
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: because this is something that we can have absolutely no

1068
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: idea about.

1069
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,959
Speaker 2: Yep, as always.

1070
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: Faking I mean, I mean, if it's under three minutes,

1071
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: sounds like you need to We've.

1072
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: Got Courtney here, Jesus, is this my girlfriend? Courtney? Court?

1073
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 5: Yes?

1074
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, it's not my girlfriend. You were in a.

1075
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 3: You were in a three and a half year relationship, Court, Yes, okay.

1076
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 10: And.

1077
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 5: I faked it every time, every time, every time for

1078
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: three and a half years.

1079
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 3: Wow, Court, doesn't I mean at the start I understand

1080
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 3: because you know it's awkward and they're probably not doing

1081
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 3: the right things and not finding the right places, et cetera.

1082
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 3: But isn't that annoying for you that for three and

1083
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 3: a half years, every time you went to bed and

1084
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: got frisky, you didn't really get anything out of it.

1085
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty frustrating, but I was like, oh,

1086
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 5: I love him.

1087
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, this is where I think

1088
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 2: we're going to say.

1089
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, the faking thing I look at and you know,

1090
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: you think he's Oh God, I wish that never happens

1091
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: to me, but you know it probably almost definitely has.

1092
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 3: And so there have been times where you're there trying

1093
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 3: to unlock the Vinci's code and sweat dripping down your face.

1094
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: With that, I'm sure a lot of women have.

1095
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 3: Seen that perpexed look on a man's face, going, there's

1096
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 3: nothing else I can do.

1097
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 2: I've tried everywhere out of the bottle. You sure you're there? Yeah,

1098
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent sure. How can there's not be working? Yeah?

1099
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: I know it's tough, isn't it.

1100
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: Well, look it's a question for another day, mate, But yeah,

1101
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that funny? And isn't it interesting that

1102
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 1: guys can go on blissfully not knowing what's going on there?

1103
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: But women as always smarter, in control and honestly and

1104
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: doing the right thing by the guy, just letting him

1105
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 1: make him think that he's a king of the world.

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Speaker 2: They're in charge. There's no doubt that women are in charge. No,

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Speaker 2: definitely not no doubt at all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, we've had an episode hood of for a

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Speaker 3: time this afternoon. We're both I think.

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Speaker 2: A lot cooler.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we certainly are, mate, we are a lot cooler.

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Speaker 2: You can check out it hit the hit the end

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Speaker 2: the mate.

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Speaker 1: If you missed anything with the show, you chick it

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Speaker 1: out on iHeartRadio. Our pun for the royal wedding today

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Speaker 1: was a foiled heading. Yes, so yes, we got our

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Speaker 1: hair bleached linen studio. If you've been following it on

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Speaker 1: Instagram story, Will and Woody is the place to go

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Speaker 1: and check that out. But you look ridiculous, Yes, if

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Speaker 1: you want to have see the shot of me, I

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Speaker 1: do look ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I mean somewhere in between. I mean as I said

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Speaker 2: I said before.

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Speaker 1: Eminem and Kevin Spacey also heard blue Bruce willis in

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Speaker 1: the filfillament.

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Speaker 2: That's what I think.

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Speaker 3: Go to our instagram Will and Woody and start commings

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Speaker 3: underneath on who you think Will looks like. It is

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Speaker 3: really intriguing stuff And if your thought would hit the

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Speaker 3: bottom of the barrel with our puns today, we still

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Speaker 3: have two more days.

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Speaker 2: Out A pun and a video di A fresh way

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Speaker 2: to drives home with Will and Woody