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Speaker 1: And Amanda Jamnas.

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Speaker 2: If you're just waking up, there's news Willie Wonka experience

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Speaker 2: in Glasgow as parents calling the police because it was

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Speaker 2: so lame.

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Speaker 1: Called the police.

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Speaker 2: They called the police. Glaswegians were upset Old Sydneytown.

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Speaker 1: Better watch out if you can call the police if

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Speaker 1: you go to a lame.

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Speaker 2: A traction Sydney Town. What about that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we watched some nighter graduate getting pretend whipped and

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Speaker 1: we were embarrassed. Went dad called out, let him go

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Speaker 1: your mug terrible.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't much too old Sydney Town was so.

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Speaker 1: You bought some boiled lollies, that awful stuff. You'd see

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Speaker 1: them roll the lollies. You'd walk around on a school

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Speaker 1: excursion your mop cap yep. That was pretty much it.

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Speaker 2: And you watched a convict get whipped and then you

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Speaker 2: go home. Simple times in Glasgow they're very, very unhappy

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Speaker 2: with this. Thirty five euros on a pounds around Glasgow

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Speaker 2: thirty five pounds it's about sixty bucks to go into

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Speaker 2: this world of pure imagination and what was in there.

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Speaker 2: It was described as the full Wonker experience. Chocolate fountains,

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Speaker 2: big lickable lollipops, I did.

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Speaker 1: Not laughter covid. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: About that whole liquable lollipop thing and the chocolate fountain.

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Speaker 2: You know, poor old Gostas glump Orthough, you wouldn't fallen

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Speaker 2: into this one because there was no chocolate fountain. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Augustus would have been.

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Speaker 1: He shouldn't have got in trouble for trying to drink

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Speaker 1: the chocolate from the fountain. Don't invite kids to a

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Speaker 1: chocolate fountain factory. Own a brick factory if you don't

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Speaker 1: want kids to just enjoy things.

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Speaker 3: Put a fence around. Parents were what was inside, Well,

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Speaker 3: all they got was a Glasgow warehouse where a trestle

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Speaker 3: table with jelly beans strewn over it and a bouncy castle.

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Speaker 2: One parent said it took us a minute to get

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Speaker 2: through it.

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Speaker 4: I remember one time we went to a carnival and

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Speaker 4: it was the ghost train and my daughter said that

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Speaker 4: dad on the ghost rain on. Yeah, sure, no worries

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Speaker 4: eight dollars for both of us to go, and this

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Speaker 4: is a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Did you think that was a lot?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I said, okay.

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Speaker 2: Ned Kelly wore a mask.

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Speaker 1: And hopefully he's got a on in here, and we

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Speaker 1: got on the.

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Speaker 2: Literally, this rickety little train goes into something the size

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Speaker 2: of my garage and none of the features work, so

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Speaker 2: it was Dracula, and it's got like two red light

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Speaker 2: bulb eys. None of them worked. One was actually broken,

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Speaker 2: like physically smashed. And then we go past a whole

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Speaker 2: series of WD cair WD forty cans, so it just

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Speaker 2: looked like my garage. And then we came out the

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Speaker 2: other side and I said to the guy, I said,

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Speaker 2: you ought to be ashamed anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: There's one person to jump out because kids are terrified

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Speaker 1: of a jump scare.

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Speaker 2: With some of those.

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Speaker 4: Jump scare, I got no time for that.

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Speaker 1: That's the scary stuff. You don't need all that other

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Speaker 1: stuff just to jump scared. Well, you can just do

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Speaker 1: that at home walk ground behind your kids, go boo.

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Speaker 2: There were supposed to be Willie Wonka and Whimsical Umpa Lumpers,

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Speaker 2: who in reality were actors struggling to recite scripts and

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Speaker 2: hastily handed to them the night before opening.

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Speaker 3: So it was like this, come with me and you'll

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 2: Somebody somebody line. Sorry, I've forgotten the rest. I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm paid to be an extra. I only get three words,