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Speaker 1: Sounds good love? That is that about the show?

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Speaker 2: Ah?

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Speaker 1: Damn already Hey, welcome, the show's about start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good energy in here. I'm going to absolutely torture

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Speaker 3: a friend of mine. There's a good energy. Bloody, got

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Speaker 3: a right in the cross here. Yeah, so I married

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Speaker 3: this couple marriage celebrant.

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Speaker 4: I'll talk about this more during the show. Go, but

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Speaker 4: this will give you the really inside scoop.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm going to get touching because I'm excited

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Speaker 3: my nipples.

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Speaker 4: But I'm excited, and am I excited?

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Speaker 1: You're going to tell people about it? Surely I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: got you off because you are rubbing you nipples a

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Speaker 4: But it's a nipple rubber. It is a nipple er

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Speaker 4: real nipple rubbing bit. It's a nipple rubbing show.

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Speaker 1: It is a nipple rubbing show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, Ballad, Tom Ballard, he's a nipple I shouldn't

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Speaker 3: make that assertion.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure if he's a nipple rubber.

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Speaker 1: Looks like it. Yeah, sorry, I'm having to double down there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, anyway, we'll ask him. We'll ask him during

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 1: If he rubs his nipples when he's excited.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why not good.

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Speaker 1: I just don't think that's something ask someone in an interview.

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Speaker 4: That's not a rude question, is it?

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Speaker 1: Do you rub your nipples? Yeah, that's rude, not rude.

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Speaker 1: I reckon it'd be yeah, probably over the line. Over

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Speaker 4: I just don't know where the line is anymore.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you do. We'll see you guys at

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Speaker 1: the end of the d State of Origin was last night.

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Speaker 1: That might mean absolutely nothing to a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: and I totally understand that. However, there is a very

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Speaker 1: very very big State of Origin fan who's probably our

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Speaker 1: favorite person in Australia at the moment, and we're going

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Speaker 1: to get her to review the game. Her name is

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Speaker 1: Rude Jude. Not across who Jude is. She's from a

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Speaker 1: town called Charlaville, eight hours inland from Queensland, from Brisbane.

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Speaker 1: I should say. We flew her to the Adelaide for

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Speaker 1: instu Or Comedy Festival. Was amazing, amazing month really that

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Speaker 1: we got to spend with her, and I know she

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Speaker 1: lit up the airwaves, lit up the social media as well.

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Speaker 1: If you guys know who she is, you'll be absolutely

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Speaker 1: pumped to here that she's going to be on the

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Speaker 1: show again this afternoon. But if you don't know who

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Speaker 5: Hi, nobody standing over sitting with the one and only

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Speaker 5: road Jude.

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Speaker 4: My name's Rude Dude.

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Speaker 6: I come from Charlieville in southwest Queensland and.

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Speaker 7: I'm specialist mud clucky and I'm a kid. Sorry man,

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Speaker 7: they do not normally sweet go back? Oh goody, boys,

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Speaker 7: here are you going?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever heard of the Adelaide Fringe Festival?

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Speaker 1: Do you think you could put together like twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: a half an hour's worth of material?

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Speaker 8: Ready?

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Speaker 7: Minute, I'm shooting myself because I'm not actually a comedian

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Speaker 3: That's not me and I think she joins us live

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Speaker 3: from the Baiton Tackle Store with a noughty corner. Hello,

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Speaker 3: Joe's hallo boys, how are you oh so much better

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Speaker 3: now we're hearing your voice?

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Speaker 4: What I mean, what have you been up to since

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Speaker 4: the fringe?

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Speaker 7: I've been taking about you too. Since I've been with you, guys,

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Speaker 7: I've had to go out to a caravan park here, yeah,

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Speaker 7: and then we've been invoted down to the Wandra Hotel

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Speaker 7: to do a show down there. So how are these

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Speaker 7: shows going to Well I've only done one so far.

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Speaker 7: Well they all got pissed as parrots and all these

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Speaker 1: A good time. Yeah, don't tell them the people at

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Speaker 7: Everyone already knows kill anyone. You've got no idea that

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Speaker 7: people that have been in this shop.

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Speaker 1: What's happening? What the hell is that? What is that?

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Speaker 7: That's the buzzer at the front. Someone's coming through right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have you going to have you updated the Noughdy corner?

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Speaker 7: Oh we have.

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Speaker 3: Hear how many people are coming into unbelievable.

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Speaker 7: So I all want sis and I just talk about

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Speaker 7: you on the radio and in the legends, legends, in

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Speaker 7: your own jokes with skid marks and if everyone loves.

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Speaker 3: You, what's the one of the lightest items in the

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Speaker 3: noughty corner je?

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Speaker 7: Oh, well we've got to blow up dolls back. Oh yes,

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Speaker 7: one's bike still doing the same thing. You know, bitter

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Speaker 7: on the tit she blew out the window. It doesn't

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Speaker 7: we've got. It's really checked up at the mine.

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Speaker 1: Update the butt plugs by the butt plight.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I creep sitting on it. Rember had it was

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Speaker 7: nice and silver was gone black. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 7: they just they shot themselves when they get on. Then

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Speaker 7: they can't get old in the watch it. I can

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Speaker 7: watched it. I want to know how we got the

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Speaker 7: contraband in the salt and pepper and the and the

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Speaker 10: Did he did he give.

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Speaker 7: It to Lisen? I show whatever name.

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Speaker 11: It's a nice.

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Speaker 1: He's going to be on the shadow.

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Speaker 7: Amazing jeez, laughing at her every day. We have never

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Speaker 3: And that's because you're so amazing, dude. We just highlighted

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Speaker 3: how amazing you are.

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Speaker 12: They say, what would they like?

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Speaker 7: I said, amazing.

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Speaker 3: We obviously wanted to catch up with you, but we

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Speaker 3: State of Origin for us because Will and I couldn't

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Speaker 3: watch the State of Origin, so we've got you to

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Speaker 3: all went. Now, as Will said before the song, last

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Speaker 3: time we gave you a mission to watch them sports.

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Speaker 3: You didn't make it a halftime because and he with

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Speaker 7: That was metal case.

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Speaker 4: That was that was that was mental case case. Excuse me, sorry,

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Speaker 4: So how did you go this time around?

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Speaker 2: Jude?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I make sure a good home. I'm ready

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's how good was it? Wait, didn't say it, dude,

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Speaker 4: You're gonna you have to explain it.

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Speaker 7: In the first ten or fifteen minutes we scored to

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Speaker 7: it was fing well done.

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Speaker 4: Jude's on water perfect.

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Speaker 1: Did you make it to the final whistle?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? I still had the whistle in my mouth this

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Speaker 7: morning when I waked up.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on the success of the shop. We're all very

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Speaker 1: glad to hear the naughty Corner is back in full swing.

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Speaker 7: Oh You've got no idea. It's pack, absolutely pack a

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's a big black one with a whip. How

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Speaker 1: does that work.

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: Inject this man, that's the tagline, Injected then flogging.

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Speaker 1: A wonderful, wonderful drive home. There's lots of stuff to

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Speaker 1: watch on TV at the moment. However, we are very

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Speaker 1: very excited about a brand new show which is coming

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Speaker 1: out tomorrow. It's exclusively on Prime Video, Australian made, brand

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Speaker 1: new Australian content, and it features the one and only

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Speaker 1: Tom Ballard. I shouldn't I should mention be named the show.

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Speaker 1: It's called Deadlock.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Tom, Forget all those women. It's mainly about me.

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Speaker 4: Hey Tom, can I ask you?

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Speaker 2: Good interview for you? Guys?

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Speaker 9: This is huge When when your manager calls you and

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Speaker 9: lazy police officer.

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Speaker 3: Is there a part of you that goes, I'm a

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm happy. It's not that much of a

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Speaker 8: I feel like I could search deep inside with me

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it was a real transformation.

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Speaker 1: Whiz. I mean, I had to say it. But do

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 8: The tea is that it was written for someone else

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Speaker 5: No, no, wow, pretty rude, very good, a.

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Speaker 2: Very funny actor who I've talked.

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Speaker 8: I'm talking to this guy about the fact and he's like,

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Speaker 8: he said, the classic. Oh if it had to be anyone,

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Speaker 2: It all worked out far.

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Speaker 3: What's your what's your relationship been like with police officers

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Speaker 8: You'll never believe it, guys, but I haven't had any

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Speaker 2: Cool I think about Deadlock.

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Speaker 8: Of course it's written by the cats who did get

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Speaker 8: ladies whose politics have always sort of come through their

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Speaker 8: interrogate the crime genre. So all there's Scandadavian shows and

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Speaker 2: About a really good point and Australia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, dead women that you see in crime shows.

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Speaker 1: It's intense, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: In the first episode, this isn't too much of a spoiler.

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Speaker 8: The episode opens with our first victim, which is a dead,

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Speaker 8: the head boss Cup calls up our lead detective Felsey

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Speaker 8: Collins and he says, you know, was was she strangled?

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Speaker 2: And the country.

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Speaker 8: As well, you know it's a man, And he says

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Speaker 2: So it's not just comedy. You couldn't just do no no,

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Speaker 1: That will keep you well. It's called dead lock lock

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Speaker 8: If the Amazon family, myself, my previous coverts as long

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Speaker 2: If I'm not invite back for season two, then screw that.

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Speaker 1: He's made it into the streaming world. Now this is

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Speaker 1: looks awesome. Mate. Again, we're talking about just the premise

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Speaker 8: Playing games on your really welcome. The premise is always

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Speaker 8: Your producer came in and you guys had to go

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Speaker 1: Dare you come on here and slighte our show while

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Speaker 3: Well, this game is actually pretty obvious. So we haven't

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Speaker 3: Is this tom under this mystery stub holder?

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Speaker 4: Is either a soft drink or a beer? Your test.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to open either the soft drink or the

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Speaker 1: Can you hear it?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Have we scientifically determined whether there is any audio difference

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Speaker 3: We had an audio producer genuinely analyzed data. Like lots

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're ready for can one.

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Speaker 2: I'm genuinely nervous here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I can tell.

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Speaker 4: Everyone takes it seriously.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it come over your face. You're like, shit,

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Speaker 1: it's a good game. Now, I'm going to try and

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Speaker 4: Not expect that.

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Speaker 1: No, look at you. I can see you tried to

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Speaker 2: Now just play ballad an amazing radio.

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Speaker 4: Here we go. Can one.

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Speaker 8: That was sounded refreshing, It sounded delightful, it sounded it

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Speaker 2: I think it is a can of soft drink.

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Speaker 4: We could have apply it. Okay, moving on to Can two.

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Speaker 3: This is probably a good time to mention because a

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Speaker 1: So we played this. I mean, it says a lot

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Speaker 2: But we played this alcoholic.

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Speaker 1: We played this pretty consistently for two weeks, and only

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Speaker 4: Okay, here comes Can two.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, what's he listening for?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: I think that I was a beer.

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Speaker 3: That was a soft drink as well.

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Speaker 1: For Ballard, which puts you embarrassingly on the same peg

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Speaker 2: The lowest of the low.

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Speaker 1: How dare you? How do you all right? Tom? Thanks

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Speaker 1: as much as I'm sure you enjoy doing that, you

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Speaker 1: might have better things to do. Deadlock is out tomorrow

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Speaker 1: it out, brand new comedy featuring Tom Ballad looks awesome. Mate.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with the show, with the launch, and with

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Speaker 2: Thanks boys, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Ja if you're listening, were you so excited that you

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Speaker 10: So I lied that I was skateboarding and I stacked

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Speaker 3: It's really good stuff. It perfectly reminds me of a

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Speaker 4: I've been passed out.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I love that all right. I forgot about that story.

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Speaker 4: I love it one.

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Speaker 1: I was six ' five, so excited that you hurt yourself.

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Speaker 1: I'll take them right up next. If my dog Stevie

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Speaker 1: I could run the same pace as her.

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Speaker 1: She sprinted to try and keep up with me, ran

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Speaker 12: Are you good?

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Speaker 1: Mate? Good? Very good? Hit us off.

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Speaker 4: Both you did.

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Speaker 1: Was it was the goal worthwhile?

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Speaker 7: Though?

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Speaker 2: Like? It was it?

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Speaker 4: I was straight up and down.

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Speaker 1: It was a pen shocking. Oh god, Emily thirty one

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Speaker 12: Inside I was sprinting running through, ran through a glass door,

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Speaker 4: People going through a glass window?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 3: Actually, a friend of mine covered himself of an olive oil.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, so many questions. He was rude and

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Speaker 4: Force field because I was just like, how have I

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it turns out it was a wall length glass

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Speaker 11: Of everyone.

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Speaker 1: Field because the thing was class though it is I

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Speaker 1: Will Let's go to Belinda one six Belinda, Hello, Hi Blinda.

453
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Speaker 1: You got so excited you hear yourself?

454
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

455
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 11: Badly.

456
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 13: So I was my sister in law one tickets to

457
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 13: meet Chatting Tatum when Magic Mike was out in Disney.

458
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 13: She knew I was a huge fan. Yeh, three months

459
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 13: old baby. She thought she has made all my dreams

460
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Speaker 13: come true. So getting really rushing out the door, slipped on.

461
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 11: The mop's floor, broake my bee in half.

462
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 13: All the tendons, both tenders ended up in hospital with

463
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Speaker 13: full operations.

464
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 11: And the guy next to me said that he had.

465
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Speaker 13: Had broken knee from a motocross accident where he was

466
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Speaker 13: flying in the air on a motorbike and didn't do

467
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Speaker 13: half the damage that idea.

468
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 11: Floor.

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Speaker 13: And the thing was everybody was messaging me going house

470
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Speaker 13: Channing Titus, the preparation I had ready to go.

471
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 3: Sorry, how do you prepare yourself to meet Channing tatam?

472
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 4: What does that prep look like? Blinda pump pumping?

473
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 13: So I had enough milk to supply my three month olds.

474
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Speaker 1: It was nasty for a white wedding, all right.

475
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Speaker 3: So for those that don't know, I am a marriage celebrant,

476
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 3: And before I get into this prank, I'm really good

477
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 3: at it.

478
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 4: I'm great at the pavedwork.

479
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 3: And if the Governor General is listening, you should absolutely

480
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 3: not take my lass and so off me.

481
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 4: But yeah, I thought it.

482
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 3: Would be pretty funny to stitch up a couple that

483
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 3: I recently married.

484
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 4: So they're actually friends of mine.

485
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 3: And I just thought it'd be a bit of a

486
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 3: laugh if I made the bride believe that I stuffed

487
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Speaker 3: up the paperwork.

488
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 4: And effectively she's she's just not married. She's not officially married,

489
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Speaker 4: which which can happen.

490
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Speaker 1: You're friends with these people right currently? Yeah you are? Yeah, yeah,

491
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Speaker 1: but like you gotta relate, you have a relationship.

492
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, absolutely, this will be a great laugh after everything.

493
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: Because it is. Yeah.

494
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've actually I've been in as your friend.

495
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

496
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Speaker 1: I don't think this is a great idea, okay, just yeah,

497
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Speaker 1: so the groom you just never know, Okay, yeah, you

498
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: at least she told me this.

499
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Speaker 2: Before the show.

500
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Speaker 4: I just feel like it's lined up now and we

501
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 4: have to do it.

502
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: We don't, we don't.

503
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 3: No, I think it'll be funny, okay, because I've actually,

504
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 3: I've so spoken to her husband.

505
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Speaker 4: I've spoken to the groom as well. He's in on it. Okay.

506
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 3: So the way I want this to work is that

507
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Speaker 3: he is actually going to call her.

508
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you've got a human shield.

509
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 3: Absolutely, He's going to call her and we'll just be

510
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 3: listening in as he informs her that Woody has stuffed

511
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Speaker 3: up the paperwork.

512
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Speaker 4: And we're not officially married.

513
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Speaker 1: Okay, right, so then and then we'll just listen.

514
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 4: We just listen and laugh.

515
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Speaker 1: Is that a good idea? Yeah?

516
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 4: I think it's great it.

517
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Speaker 1: She would be fine on the wall. I'm just trying

518
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: to put worst case scenario here. If we're listening to

519
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Speaker 1: a call which she thinks is a private call, Yes,

520
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: you'll crack it about something that us stuffed are.

521
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 4: And she'll be like, oh what, he's such a moron?

522
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 4: Why did we get him to marry? Is he such

523
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 4: an idiot? And I'll be like, ahh.

524
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Speaker 3: Chat, I've got to call Matt. So I got a

525
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: call Matt first, just to make sure he's all good

526
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 3: with this. She will be available as well, so I've

527
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 3: got his number here.

528
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey mate, how are you going? I've got Will

529
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 4: here as well.

530
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: Hello Matt going mate? As to me?

531
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Speaker 7: You too? Mate?

532
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: How are you very good? Very good?

533
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 4: So where is the eagle? Meaning you're wire?

534
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: She is at home.

535
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 2: She'll be at home.

536
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not got no sessions this afternoon, so we're.

537
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Speaker 14: Sweet hopefully she just like sort of flips out a bit,

538
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,959
Speaker 14: So what are we going for.

539
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 4: A flip out? Because we were worried she was would

540
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 4: be good. What are you going to do?

541
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: Like I think she'd be a bit upset by it?

542
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

543
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 3: Perfect, So so so flipp out would be good. And

544
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 3: I reckon to ensure a flip out, you can say,

545
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: like we so we've got.

546
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 4: To redo the wedding.

547
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like it needs to be legit.

548
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: And then I mean, well I'll come in at the

549
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 3: right time obviously let her know it's a joke.

550
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

551
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: Cool, cool, cool.

552
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 14: So I was just like I was be like, oh,

553
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 14: what are you stuffed up?

554
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: Like the paperwork?

555
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 14: You know, it's really just gonna it's thrown out sort

556
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 14: of like the symmetry now.

557
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 3: Yeah great, And then so how are you Are you

558
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 3: gonna call her and go like have you spoken to Woody?

559
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'll just say hey as Woody chat.

560
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah great, h.

561
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: Hi, hey.

562
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 6: Good what are you doing?

563
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 14: Not much to some of my ho you get a

564
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 14: chance to give you a call today? Yeah. No, he's

565
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 14: somehow stuffed up the paperwork for our marriage and it

566
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Speaker 14: hasn't gone through. So I don't know he's done something wrong.

567
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Speaker 2: It may have been a signature or something.

568
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Speaker 14: He didn't really explain it properly. But this contract hasn't

569
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Speaker 14: gone through, so he's basically gonna have to do it again.

570
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Speaker 7: So we're not married. We're not currently married. That's so weird.

571
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Speaker 6: I was gonna say him, like after if he married us,

572
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 6: I was going to be like, hey, did you know

573
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 6: did you get the paperwork through? Like I was gonna

574
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 6: follow it up, And then I was like, it's probably

575
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 6: not worth it, like he does this for a living,

576
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 6: Like I probably don't need to follow it up. But

577
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 6: that's so weird.

578
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, he's he stuffed it up,

579
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 14: so basically.

580
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 6: The symmetry is not going to work anymore.

581
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 14: Like, oh, that's not gonna work for you either, So

582
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 14: I don't know what you want to do, Like.

583
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 7: We just like have to do the whole thing again.

584
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 6: So we pretty much threw a party for nothing. I

585
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 6: mean that was fun, but like I just think, like,

586
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 6: you know, given like you know, obviously the symmetry isn't everything,

587
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 6: but like I was just being I didn't like I

588
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 6: didn't know what to say to you, like or not.

589
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 6: I don't know like if I should just bring it

590
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 6: up now, But I just feel like, do we you know,

591
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 6: did we rush into it? Like should we have made

592
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 6: he thought, you know, is this the thing to do?

593
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 6: I think like after two years together, you know, like what.

594
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 14: Are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?

595
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 6: I just think maybe, like, you know, did we kind

596
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 6: of rush into it? Like I think we like we

597
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 6: can tell about it when you get home. But I

598
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 6: just like, maybe, like is it the right thing for

599
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 6: me right now? And then maybe like maybe this is

600
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 6: a bit of a.

601
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 7: Blessing in disguise. Yeah.

602
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 6: Do you think it's like a bit of a blessing

603
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 6: in disguise?

604
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

605
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, Okay, all right, well that's a bit of a

606
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 14: that's a bit of a stanner in the works.

607
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm like I think, like maybe do we

608
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 6: like step back reevaluate after twelve months or something like

609
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 6: is that a better idea? Do we need to get

610
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 6: back and like reevaluate, like is it what we really want?

611
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 6: Like considering the past couple of weeks, like it's been

612
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 6: really rough.

613
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 7: Like I'm like, what do we do?

614
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 11: Yeah?

615
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 14: Okay, well that's that's that's not that's not bun your idea?

616
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,719
Speaker 2: Well, what do you reckon?

617
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 14: M okay okay, yeah no that's yeah. This is awkward

618
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 14: as because like this is This is like a sort

619
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 14: of a prankrank.

620
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 6: Why would I frank? Like, why would I prank that?

621
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 6: I'm not pranking at all?

622
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 14: No, No, as a prank from my end?

623
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: What yeah, what do you mean?

624
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 14: Like it was with Woody?

625
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 7: Well, where's Woody?

626
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: What's hey?

627
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 7: Hey?

628
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

629
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 4: Hey? Can you hear me?

630
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Well obviously this will will delete that recording?

631
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 10: What was.

632
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: Hell?

633
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 4: Yes you got me? Oh your performance was so good.

634
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: The whole time listening, I was like, why isn't Matt

635
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: hanging up the phone? He's literally getting broken up with

636
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: like someone is divorcing him and.

637
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 4: He is leaving me on the phone.

638
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: Great guys, amazing performance. The transition was amazing. Wow, you

639
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: should have seen his face.

640
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: I just want to see his.

641
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: Does your name match what you do? Would love to

642
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: hear from you, guys.

643
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 4: Or does your name just perfectly suit you? Because now

644
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 4: stay with me.

645
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 3: I appreciate this is a bit of a stretch, but

646
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 3: I think this is absolutely brilliant. So al Pacino, who

647
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: was eighty two years old, is expecting a baby with

648
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 3: his girlfriend.

649
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: Shut to my new friend.

650
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 4: Let's see him introducing his baby. Good one.

651
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 3: Anyway, So his girlfriend is twenty nine. That's that's quite

652
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: a big age gap. Okay, So you would argue Will

653
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: that his girlfriend is into old fellas.

654
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well she is. She's into an eighty two

655
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: year old.

656
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: She's into an old fella. Yeah, get this. Her name

657
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 4: is nor old Feller.

658
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: And before al Pacino, she dated Mick Jagger, so she's

659
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 3: genuinely into old fellas. She dated Nick and her name

660
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 3: is nor Alfella, nor Alfella, she is her name.

661
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that say no our old fellow?

662
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 3: Don't overthink it, will don't no, no Alvella?

663
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 4: Damn it anyway?

664
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 3: Be one who six five years our number? Are you

665
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 3: like Calpuccino's girlfriend?

666
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: Does your name perfectly suits your wiz? What's that?

667
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: Man? Alp is having a baby and he's eighty two?

668
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 4: Yeah that's yeah, that's old to be having a baby.

669
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 4: Let's go to Lee here.

670
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 3: Lee, your name perfectly suits you?

671
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, Matem, I'm a gardener. Last name is Grassy.

672
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 3: Pretty good, it's pretty godly, It's not bad, not too bad.

673
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 3: To Nelly here, Nelly, does your name perfectly suit you?

674
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 10: Not exactly? Working with Deli and my last name is Hau.

675
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 10: I'm the master of meat.

676
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 4: Your last name is what's sorry? One more? Tell your

677
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 4: last name is okay?

678
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: Right?

679
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 4: I am hearing that, right? I am hearing that right?

680
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 4: And so how does that match working at a at

681
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 4: a deli?

682
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 10: I am the master of Meat?

683
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: Just got it?

684
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't make the connection. I don't think

685
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: the producers quite realized that's what she was going for either.

686
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that? Did you know that food pans?

687
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: I don't know she was going to say that.

688
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't think any of us did.

689
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 4: I didn't get it. I'm sorry, I went back.

690
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: I didn't get it, the Master of Meat.

691
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 4: Okay, now, final caller.

692
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 3: We haven't we haven't put a name down here because

693
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 3: we haven't put a name down here because apparently the

694
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 3: reveal of the name is going to really get us going.

695
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 3: Not sure if the Master of Meat is going to

696
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: be beaten, but all right, what's what's your name?

697
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 4: Mystery person?

698
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 3: My name is Dwayne, and my business is around the

699
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 3: rim plumbing, and because I plumber, everyone calls me Dwayne Pipe.

700
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 4: There he is what everyone calls you, Dwayne Pipe? Or

701
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 4: your name is Dwayne Pipe.

702
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 10: No, everyone just calls me Dye Pipe, because.

703
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 3: God, you can't just you can't just says changed your name.

704
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 4: It's me going on. Everyone calls me Woody Radio. It's

705
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 4: not a bit, ah tell you what.

706
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: I should have got Ballad on the should have got

707
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: Ballad on for this.

708
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: Uh, and here we are without Ballad, guys, I mean

709
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 3: you hear, you're here in the moment where we figure

710
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 3: out damn it. We should have got Tom Ballad on

711
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 3: for the d bread. But you know we've got another Tom.

712
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 3: Weve got button pushed Tom. We've got enough Tom.

713
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: Here can be Tommy B. I can be Tom B.

714
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: Give me Tom Be.

715
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 4: That's enough Tom for me. That's that's that's that's more

716
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 4: than enough Tom for me.

717
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: Wasn't when you had Tom on the show? Though?

718
00:34:53,880 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: No, sorry, I'm rubbing cage. I'm rubbing rib cage. It

719
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: means I'm moderately.

720
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: Excited your creeping out.

721
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: Well, actually I shouldn't be rubbing anying because I can

722
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: absolutely torched in the show today, Like you've obviously heard it.

723
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 4: What a flip and when? So when did you know

724
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 4: that that was a prank on me?

725
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: That was intense?

726
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 4: When did you know? Did you know the whole time

727
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 4: that that was going to be a prank on me?

728
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: Of course his dog. Can we also explain what happened

729
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, because during the back of it would

730
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: be a good bit. Yeah, I got the mail.

731
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 4: You could have I could have faked it.

732
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: I think that Matt. Basically you reached out to Matt.

733
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: You were like, this is what I want to do

734
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: in he reached out to Mimy, your partner, who then

735
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: reached out to Captain pooh Pants.

736
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 4: But he was involved.

737
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: Well no, because he had to get onto me. Yeah,

738
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: but he basically said to poo Pants, this is a

739
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: ship prank.

740
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 4: In my face. He was like, this is brilliant. This

741
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 4: is why he must be in radio. You're the best man.

742
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,959
Speaker 1: He obviously hot time him the break and he's gone,

743
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: this is ship out. She's going to pick this. Yeah,

744
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: so so but he but I mean, you know, whilst

745
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: I mean he could he could have a spot in radio.

746
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: He spotted some good content though, because he was like, look,

747
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: but his idea is shipped. But it's a great opportunity

748
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: to prank him, which is like above beyond.

749
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 4: It was very impressive.

750
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: It was great, right, So he messaged me and then

751
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: and then after the show one time poop Pans came

752
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: in and was like, oh mate, just so you know, Matt.

753
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 4: Ship break, I don't have to keep harboring on that.

754
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, actually you know what it

755
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: is like you know Tashill no and yeah, but they've

756
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: got this great idea to flip.

757
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 7: It on him.

758
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: So I was like far right, Like I literally I

759
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: did not lift a finger. That was all them. It was.

760
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: It was awesome.

761
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 4: I want to explain what happened when the when it

762
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 4: was happening.

763
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: So what you were really you were you were worried

764
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: when you were hearing.

765
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 4: That she was feeling going to break up with him

766
00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 4: on the phone.

767
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and will you you you did this amazing

768
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: thing where you unplug your headphones, took them off and

769
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: just went to winning and just be like I just

770
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: take your head I can't just take your headphones off.

771
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: Just listen to it.

772
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 3: Despite the fact that Australia's hearing it, it's like, oh yeah,

773
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 3: that's making the difference. You are some plugging our headphones

774
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 3: makes this totally fine. But a million people can Yeah

775
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 3: it's fine. That's absolutely that's our way out, that's our way.

776
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 3: Let's let's get the six member team to stop listening.

777
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: It's called will ball blindness, and I was just trying

778
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: to show you that, like my conscience was pricked. I

779
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: was like, you know, this is too hectic for me.

780
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,720
Speaker 4: Of course it was too hectics.

781
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: We were getting a breakup, we were getting a live

782
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: divorce over the phone, and we were just listening.

783
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: I really thought that would sell it. You were going

784
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: to and you were going to hang up.

785
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: You were you were going to hanging out.

786
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 4: Then I was like, if I hang out, why I

787
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 4: will said no, just take the headphones off.

788
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh that was clever because then if I hung out,

789
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: then everyone would have the idea. And the reason I

790
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: didn't want to hang up there was because in my head,

791
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 3: I was like, if I hang up, then they'll then

792
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: she'll know that I was listening. That's the stupidest reasoning

793
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 3: in the world, but that was going on in my head.

794
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: If I get involved at all.

795
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: Here, it was like a good indication that you know,

796
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: we all think we're gonna act great under pressure and whatnot,

797
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: but like when that moment comes, everybody panics. That is

798
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: just not the situation anyone is comfortable in. And it

799
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: came up beautifully. That so a big shout out to

800
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: Tash down to Matt, perfectly done, perfect.

801
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 4: Great couple, bloody good couple. Actually.

802
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: Anyway, I have a great night or day or morning

803
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: on it wherever you are, and I'll see whatever, see whenever,