Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: My daughter started a new job. She's trained to he's
Speaker 3: working in a cafe and they're training not to be
Speaker 3: a barista when she goes to UNI. You get work
Speaker 3: anyway if you're trained up that anyway.
Speaker 4: She herself from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So anyway, she was working Sunday doing a shift and
Speaker 3: she was cleaning something out in the in the back
Speaker 3: kitchen and there was a pot of boiling hot oil
Speaker 3: and she scolded sound really badly blistered all over both
Speaker 3: of her hands. So they had to send her home.
Speaker 3: And then so I went to the chemist, the pharmacist
Speaker 3: to see what cream and bandage des I need to
Speaker 3: do right to the comfortable. So what is it as
Speaker 3: well about the pharmacist. It's they love to query everything,
Speaker 3: don't they like? You take your prescription in from a
Speaker 3: man of medicine who's trained hard a doctor and.
Speaker 1: They go, she put you on that for They go, well,
Speaker 1: the doctor, you know, he does it day in day out.
Speaker 3: The doctor. He sends me here with this, you have
Speaker 3: a look at it. You go get it from those
Speaker 3: giant mega draws you've got here.
Speaker 5: You go.
Speaker 3: Then they're trying to tell you what, there's a cheaper
Speaker 3: one just over there, cheap one over there. Then when
Speaker 3: they handed you, like whenever, whenever you're allowed to get
Speaker 3: get your medicine, they always go take it twice a
Speaker 3: day with food and go.
Speaker 1: I know that it says that tight out on the thing.
Speaker 3: You're giving to me. Anyway, the guy, the guy that
Speaker 3: was very healthy to work, creams to get. But anyway,
Speaker 3: when I said my daughter, she scolded her hand okay,
Speaker 3: and he took his. He had these very sort of
Speaker 3: pez nes old school glasses off. He took them off,
Speaker 3: and he went. He looked at me solemnly, and he went.
Speaker 3: Kitchens the most dangerous room in the house. All right, buddy,
Speaker 3: where's the cream? What a bandages? Let's end this now.
Speaker 4: Was it a word of warning, like we shouldn't go
Speaker 4: into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: No, he was just saying, don't even get me started.
Speaker 1: Every day, man and boy, kitchen, this kitchen that when
Speaker 1: when it ends? No hum.
Speaker 3: So today because he told me it's the most dangerous
Speaker 3: room in the house, the kitchen. We want to hear
Speaker 3: about your kitchen injuries. Okay, best story we get by
Speaker 3: half eight this morning. I bet quite A few of
Speaker 3: these involved avocados. Aren't they the most dangerous thing to
Speaker 3: take on in the kitchen?
Speaker 4: I remember seeing a news article about cutting avocados, and
Speaker 4: people would slice through their hands.
Speaker 3: Because they're fitty little buggers, aren't they. You put them
Speaker 3: in like a grenade. They're the grenade of nature. You
Speaker 3: put them in your hand. And he trying this is
Speaker 3: only a soft little thing. Aren't being a slice through you?
Speaker 4: And I put on the oven glove to cut an
Speaker 4: avocado because they said that you.
Speaker 1: And get a wiki keeper's glove.
Speaker 4: You can cut through and cut slicely palm in your
Speaker 4: hand open.
Speaker 1: How do you don't get that tactile thing, it'd be
Speaker 1: all slippery?
Speaker 4: You can my knife hand is unsheathed avocado, holding hands.
Speaker 3: Inside the oven glove. This is amazing. So I want
Speaker 3: to hear about your kitchen injuries. You've got a devastating store.
Speaker 3: You're lucky to be here.
Speaker 4: I said. When you asked me, do I have any
Speaker 4: kitchen injuries? I said, I've nicked my thine on a knife.
Speaker 4: So don't come to me.
Speaker 1: You're a survivor. You're a survivor. This guy's a surviving
Speaker 1: He's like, we're lucky to have him. Guys, we're lucky to.
Speaker 3: Have him, all right, So the best story we get
Speaker 3: like that, Nick, that's why he's he's got.
Speaker 1: Ice way, where's that glove? Now? He doesn't want to be.
Speaker 4: Nicked against to the show bag.
Speaker 3: We've got the Melbourne Royal Show family pass and the showbag.
Speaker 1: What's in it? Jack?
Speaker 4: Yes, there's a turntable, there's a cheese picnic tail.
Speaker 1: An o glove for avocado deep stoning.
Speaker 4: There's the cheese knife set all be careful with no one,
Speaker 4: the Dan Murphy's Voucher, Ticketmaster Voucher, barbecue kit hags, Chucky
Speaker 4: scented candor and a golden Smeg.
Speaker 3: Toast, amazing prices and a family pass ten to actually
Speaker 3: go to the Melbourne Royal Show. Please, if you're in
Speaker 3: the kitchen, you 'm actually use the phone, go to
Speaker 3: another room. We want you to be as safe as possible.
Speaker 3: Or he's another and glove with the fine please.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Kitchen Injuries.
Speaker 3: Christian, I was slicing up garlic like I was Gordon Ramsey,
Speaker 3: slice my knuckle off, Oh oh, how to throw the
Speaker 3: lot aways the slice skin and like slice garlic.
Speaker 4: No, losing a garlic is not the worst part of
Speaker 4: that story.
Speaker 1: Oh my, thank you, Robert.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're looking for these kitchen injury stories because apparently
Speaker 3: some most dangers room in the house. Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four three Dane, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 6: Morning, Christian, Jack, Petty.
Speaker 7: How are we this Mone?
Speaker 1: We're great? And Dane? What happened in the kitchen?
Speaker 6: Mate doing the dishes after a Sunday raised carving knife,
Speaker 6: slippery hands, straight through the food.
Speaker 1: What in between the toes or just above.
Speaker 7: The toes, straight through the ford into the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh my word. So were you sort of stuck to
Speaker 1: the floor?
Speaker 6: I was, Yes.
Speaker 1: What did you do to get yourself free?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just sort of wiggled the knife a little bit.
Speaker 1: This is medieval torture again. You're giving yourself down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, true, Yeah, then wrapped it up in a tea towel,
Speaker 6: hobble the out, put my foot in the glove box,
Speaker 6: and then drove off to the hospital. So I wasn't getting
Speaker 6: blood everywhere in the car.
Speaker 1: Put your foot in the.
Speaker 4: Board, makes yourself like the whole thing was seven off
Speaker 4: your legs.
Speaker 1: You won't driving the car, were you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 1: Pilates.
Speaker 3: You're leaning across your your flexibility and you cause the
Speaker 3: impressive Dane.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah that happened many years ago, Christian, so yeah you
Speaker 6: still got the little scar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Dane, incredible story. Thanks for calling mate.
Speaker 7: Have a good day you two. Christian enjoy you wait,
Speaker 7: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Michael.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning, sir. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good son and Michael. What happened in the kitchen?
Speaker 7: Oh? When I was a kid, probably we hate you know,
Speaker 7: I'm something like that. We had a mouse in the kitchen.
Speaker 7: So I chased it around with my family, trying to
Speaker 7: catch this mouse, and I caught it. I caught it
Speaker 7: by the tail and I held it up and went
Speaker 7: he victory, I've got this mouse. And it turned around,
Speaker 7: it bent around like a U shape and bit me
Speaker 7: on the finger. So it was a bit Tom and
Speaker 7: Jerry not sure.
Speaker 1: And so what happened next?
Speaker 7: Well, I was shaking my finger with this mouse attached
Speaker 7: by its mouth. At the end, it flew off and
Speaker 7: then disappeared to run underneath the stove. And that was it. Wow,
Speaker 7: never went near a mouse again.
Speaker 1: Did you need to go and get technic shots?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, I had to go get technic shot, which
Speaker 7: probably hurt more than the mouth bite, but yeah, just
Speaker 7: to be safe.
Speaker 3: Michael, thank you very much to call with the world's noisiest.
Speaker 3: We'll wear that, Mekayla. Good morning, Mikayla morning.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Mikayla. So what happened in the kitchen?
Speaker 8: That was actually my mum. She likes to make cakes
Speaker 8: as a hobby, like you know, the really big, fancy cakes.
Speaker 8: So she baked your cakes one day and she was
Speaker 8: slicing the top off because you have to have a
Speaker 8: slaptop to be able to ce it, and she was
Speaker 8: cutting through it and it sliced through the cake and
Speaker 8: through the pad of her thumb. So there's blood everywhere,
Speaker 8: blood or through the cake. The cake's ruined.
Speaker 9: Can't use the cake anymore, So we.
Speaker 8: Rushed her off to hospital. After I think six or
Speaker 8: seven hours in the ear she decided that she wanted
Speaker 8: to go home and see if she could save the cake,
Speaker 8: which obviously couldn't happen because there was blood all through it.
Speaker 8: But yeah, she didn't end up getting stitches or anything
Speaker 8: like that. She decided decided to put bandages over it
Speaker 8: for a couple of weeks and people would he all over.
Speaker 1: She's hard cool. The fact she was about to go
Speaker 1: back and finish that cake off.
Speaker 4: Yeah once, no one will know there's blood inside sponge.
Speaker 2: Now the Christian Show podcast Christian Kitchen Injuries, all I
Speaker 2: have to say is Mandolin.
Speaker 3: We might need a bit more than that, though, but
Speaker 3: just only a little bit more. I still get terrified
Speaker 3: every time I just go to grate the cheese. I
Speaker 3: think I'm taking my hands into my own life talking
Speaker 3: about your kitchen injuries this morning on nine four one
Speaker 3: four three. Great prices every single day this week it
Speaker 3: is back the Melbourne Royal Show. We have a family
Speaker 3: pass every day on the show and our very own
Speaker 3: ultimate Showbow which is worth about twelve hundred dollars. There's
Speaker 3: loads of great stuff in there. So the best cool today?
Speaker 3: Then about your kitchen injuries.
Speaker 1: Alison, Good morning, Good morning Alison. What happened at the kitchen?
Speaker 5: A bed incident with the microwave being the titass that
Speaker 5: I am. The little globe you know that lights are
Speaker 5: up inside that went out, so I toddled off to
Speaker 5: the shop. Okay, I'll think about sixty bucks for the
Speaker 5: little globe. Are still less than the price in a microwave,
Speaker 5: went home, got the little glass thing off that covers
Speaker 5: the globe, got the globe out, everything's going fine, but
Speaker 5: couldn't quite reach in to get the glow back into
Speaker 5: the socket. So what do you do? You put your
Speaker 5: finger in there to find out where the hole?
Speaker 1: You absolutely do not, and then you turn into a
Speaker 1: light bulb?
Speaker 5: Did you a little bit like that? And the reaction,
Speaker 5: the jerk reaction from getting from the.
Speaker 1: Shop lying back, don't you? Well?
Speaker 5: I also took took the microwave back with me, and
Speaker 5: of course it fill flew off the bench, sash, the
Speaker 5: smashed the gloss, turned table, which is which is an expensive.
Speaker 1: I don't know what other of the solid things.
Speaker 3: How can glass be this socket?
Speaker 5: And so with that that was the end of it. Electrocuted,
Speaker 5: no globe, no turntable, and just shuck whole thing out.
Speaker 1: Allison, stay there, that's a great story, very well told you.
Speaker 1: Stay there, love that. That's You're okay though.
Speaker 3: Michelle, Hello Michelle, what is your story of a kitchen injury?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: Dear, I was young and I was getting something out
Speaker 9: of the freezer and saw it was all nice and powdery,
Speaker 9: and so I decided I'd lick it, and I got
Speaker 9: my tongue stuck to the freezer the side of it,
Speaker 9: and I was trying to yell, you know, to help
Speaker 9: from my mind.
Speaker 1: Like dumb and dumber when you start to the ski lift, yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And you can't quite yell when you've got your
Speaker 9: tongue out of the and so I was trying to
Speaker 9: pry it off, and in the end I just had
Speaker 9: to do the big rip and it ripped a chink out.
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh out, I've still got a little hole,
Speaker 9: like an indentation where where if you ever grew back.
Speaker 3: Dips in your tongue, can't you.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 9: My mom was so embarrassed. But I had to go
Speaker 9: to my mum and she thought I'd lost your tooth.
Speaker 3: I'm still got the image now that for weeks after
Speaker 3: it's in the freezer there's some of your tongue on
Speaker 3: the side there, like it's growing harvest and organs or something.
Speaker 4: Fez'll probably keep it in there until science works out
Speaker 4: how to.
Speaker 1: Pull it back up.
Speaker 9: Frustate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michelle, we're going to give you the big prizes.
Speaker 1: You off to the Melbourne Royal Show. You got a
Speaker 1: family pass awesome.
Speaker 9: Thanks guys, you've made my day.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a great story.
Speaker 3: And you've also got the ultimate showbag as well, which
Speaker 3: Jack has.
Speaker 4: Turntable into the cheese picnic table, cheese knives, darn Murphy's Voucher,
Speaker 4: ticket Master, Voucher, barbecue kits, scentered candle, golden spag toast
Speaker 4: a valued at twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You deserve a.
Speaker 9: Show that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, that's why I enjoyed the Melbourne Royal Show.
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you. I will.
Speaker 3: And if you want to go pre purchase your tickets
Speaker 3: you save money. More tickets on the show tomorrow.
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