WEBVTT - #157: Snap The F**K Out Of It 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:09.520 Just stood a black couple of mitches. Hell yeah, you 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.760 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.600 So what if the plan with this guy you've been 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.320 chatting to on Grinder are you're going to pork in 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:16.960 this weekend? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.279 No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson this weekend, so 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:19.720 I can't. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:22.280 Don't you hate it when you've got a grinder hook up, 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.040 but you have to go to dinner with Rebel Wilson. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:32.880 If I had a dollar, Julie and Mitchell coos, oh 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:34.000 hallo you. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.120 How was your dinner with Rebel Wilson? 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:39.479 Man, I asked, well, pork There was pork involved, but 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.920 it wasn't the kind that we're all hoping for. It 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.400 was lovely. Yeah, it was very nice, great time with Rebel. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.839 She's very lovely. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.000 You're being vague with there an nda involved. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.120 No, there wasn't, but it was very much like insinuated 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.280 that what he said at dinner stays at dinner. I've 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:56.160 never been to dinner with like a Hollywood elite, like 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.840 she's so famous. People stopped and asked for photos multiple 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.480 time throughout the met and it's just I was like laughing, like, 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.440 oh my god, this is so bizarre. But then like 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.080 everyone else was like, this is normal, and you just 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.520 keep on eating and then wait for it to sit 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.040 back down and then don't acknowledge it. It's a very weird. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.600 But she's nice. She gets the photos. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.280 She's nice, she gets the photos. She was like, Mitch, 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:15.960 let's get in the photo. Let's get a great photo. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.280 She's like absolutely lovely and just a normal person. And 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.080 I was just I'm like a fan, so I was like, 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.479 this is so cool to have dinner with you. Then 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.240 she the most awkward part was she she offered to pay, 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.319 and I was like, oh, no, a multimillionaire, rebel Wilson, 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.560 I couldn't possibly let you. Oh you've already done it, 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:33.800 that's okay. And then she goes, do you have cash? 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.520 Just give me cash. I'm no, rebel Wilson, I don't 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:37.000 have cash. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:37.840 I'm really sorry. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:38.679 Was she kidding? 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.280 No? No? No, I mean you know she's not there 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.199 to pay for my food. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.480 That's true. It's good. You've got to stay rich somehow. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:48.120 No, that's very true. That's how the rich stay rich, 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.520 you know, they just keep their cash. But she was 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.320 so lovely and so warm, and I really enjoyed it, 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:54.240 but no porking for me. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:54.360 No. 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.920 I had to choose rebel or a porking, and I 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:57.720 went with rebel. 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.080 What does she look like? Because I always get a 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.040 real shock when I'm reminded that she's in her forties. 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.040 She bloody doesn't look like it to me. She's still 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:06.320 that teenager on the Wedge. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.919 Oh my god, Oh my god, the Wedge. That's still 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.320 a good show. I remember the wear Jen. She played 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.880 that character where she would sit in her bedroom and 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.560 talk to her one a web cam. Yeah, but now 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.200 she was so lovely. She looks so young, and her 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.040 skin is like porcelain, like it's white. It is very 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.640 similar to prize keeper Jenna, who's here? Hollo, Jenna, Hello, 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:27.480 it is. It's like she's got just perpetually beautiful skin 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.800 that just doesn't age. She looks like a porcelain doll 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:30.679 like you. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:31.519 Thank you. 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:32.480 That's true. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.160 I've never noticed a blemish on Jenna's face. She doesn't 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.000 wear makeup or anything, and yet it's just clear you 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.280 are porcelains. Can't to Jenna, I try my this. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.639 You do have beautiful skin. We spoke about this last week. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.720 You have a lovely skin. Actually, You know what happened 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.799 that was really awkward was that we got there and 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.880 this restaurant is called Sake in Sydney and it's gorgeous Japanese, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:55.120 very fancy restaurant, and I it was like the restaurant 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.239 of my last relationship. We'd go for every birthday, every anniversary, 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.520 every Valentine's Day, so I know the staff there. Anyway, 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.120 I sit down and the waitress comes over and brings 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.080 Rebel to the table and she goes Rebel Mitchell's already 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.120 sitting and she's like, oh, do you guys know each other? 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.720 You know, you know his name. And the waitress turns 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.280 to Rebel Wilson and says, oh, yeah, Mitch was a 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:18.440 bastard of a customer four years ago. Was so rude 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.600 to my face that I thought I'd never speak to 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.320 him again. But then he won me over in the 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.160 next few visits because he comes here a lot. But 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:26.960 he was such a prick when I first met him. Anyway, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.160 enjoy your night, to Rebel Wilson. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.160 No, what the hell happened that first visit. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:34.240 Well, it was the first Valentine's Day with Hayden in 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:35.920 the early days, and I was like, oh, I'm going 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.840 to impress this boy and big note myself. So I 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:40.960 ordered a table and they were booked out, so they 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.480 put us at the bar and I put up a 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.960 big stink. I'm like, no, I ordered a table. This 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.360 is ridiculous. This is a terrible service. And they're like, sorry, 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:49.240 you have to eat at the bar, and I was like, no, 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.360 I demand a table. Anyway, the waitress remembered that. 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:55.800 Oh my, I remember you telling that story on the 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.600 podcast because I would have asked how it was your 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.400 first Valentine's Day. I can't believe that's stuck with her. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:01.360 You've been a little diva. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.680 Oh my god. Probably yeah. Yeah, anyway, she liked me 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.000 now because I told her that we broke up and 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.280 he was a bastard in the end, and she gave 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:07.520 me a free Martine. 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.360 How full circle. I love that. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.320 Yeah. Anyway, it was good. It was good. How was 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.080 your weekends, Mitchell? You're coming to us from Live from 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:15.920 bogan Gate. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.239 Yeah, I'm just back at home on the farm. Although 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.680 right now, how does my audio sound? Because I'm actually 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.800 sitting in the bogan Gate Pub in the manager's office. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.520 Because I said to Kerry, the manager, who was absolutely gorgeous. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.240 You guys would love Kerry. Yeah. I said, can I 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.320 use one of the motel rooms if it's not booked 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.719 to record the podcast because there's better Wi Fi and 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.360 reception in town. And she said, oh, well, they're not carpet, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.520 it'll be too echoe, So you can use my office. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.080 So I'm in the manager's office, but it's right next 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.680 to the kitchen, so I don't know if you can 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:51.839 hear it. But there's literally people chopping, deep frying, sizzling 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.240 all right next to me, So I don't know if 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:54.760 you can hear that. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.839 I thought they were just the sounds of the country. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.160 I thought that they were just local animals and hitting 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:00.880 the run and one bats being run over on the 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.560 on the freeway. So you're in is it a big 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.640 leather chair, Jenna? Look, he's like, that is someone's office. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.360 I am in the manager's chair. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.359 Look the filing camera and everything. What's on the desk 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.479 literally nothing. I don't know if she's cleared it for me, 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.839 but I've got like, I've got access to the security 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.679 cameras up here so I can keep an eye on everyone. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.839 Oh my god, is it full? What's going on at 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.159 this time of day. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.640 Let me have a look. Oh that's me. I was like, Oh, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.440 there's someone sitting alone. No, that's me. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.600 You're like, it's a gorgeous woman upstairs, and you're like, I. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.720 Still need to drag you to the bogen Gate one day. 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.480 I actually think, Mitch, you would love it because everyone 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.680 has their energy where they're all willing to stop and chat. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:37.240 It's true. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.279 Oh that's heaven for me. That is absolute heaven. What 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:41.279 do you mean they just talk? 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.799 Yeah, everyone's down for a yarn. And even in traffic 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.160 if someone's like letting you go, you know, a pedestrian 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.600 crossing or whatever, someone in the car park and it's 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.200 all full and someone's letting you go. They do it 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.320 with a warm smile and everyone's just so lovely. I 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.800 just think you would profit well. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.400 I've loved all your content, like you on the truck 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.640 and with the and then the barley and the sheep. Oh, 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:06.600 it's been very fun to watch. It's in your DNA literally, 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.800 I mean yes, is it? Though? 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.640 Do I look like I belong on a farm? I 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.800 don't know if it's really my natural habitat, but. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.960 Oh god, well listen, where have you have you been? 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:15.120 Good? 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:16.880 Jenna? Happening with you. 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.480 Nothing No, nothing at all, No, nothing at all. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.679 Mitch, Jenna and I are competing on our Apple watches. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.880 We're competing for calories. Not calories, but the most exercise 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.640 done in a week. Yeah, and Jenna was beating me 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.760 and I'm doing like ten kilometers a day. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:32.839 Do you know how that works? 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.320 I got a notification at eleven o'clock last night because 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.360 I bumped up in the league. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.679 What the hell are you being up to? Jenna? 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:38.000 Yeah? 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.120 I got a notification. Jenna completed one exercise and I said, 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.400 this will be fantastic. What has she done late night? Walk? 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:43.680 No? 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:49.760 I tap it. Jenna just completed rolling, rolling, rolling, She 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:50.320 had a fall. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.200 I don't know why it said rolling. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:53.559 You to explain, Matt, Jenna. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:57.200 Yeah, I was doing Peloton stretches and for some reason, 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.480 it's through the Peloton app. And I don't know why 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:04.880 Apple confuses that with rolling. I didn't even know rolling 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:05.480 was an option. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:05.680 Jen. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.640 It's embarrassing you chose it. And the animation on Apple 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.560 or there's animations for lakes for running, and there's animations 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.560 for rowing, like there's a little emoji doing it, and 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.320 then for rolling there was just nothing which is the 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.200 letter R. Because there's no possible way an emoji could 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:23.280 actually show what that is. Because it's stupid. Then don't 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.200 knock it till you try it. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.240 The idea of rolling sounds like going back to our childhood. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.640 Next hobby hunt we do, We're going to the top 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.040 of a grass hill and rolling down. 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.480 Rolling. I can get around that. I can get around it. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.480 Actually, that would be really bad for your brain illness. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.960 It'd be shocking, it would end me. But great content. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.040 Great for the content. That's actually a good segue. Yesterday 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:48.240 on the show, Mitchell, it is the first annual hobby Hunt. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.000 Not annual inaugural. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.400 That's the word I'm thinking of. Shit, Well maybe he 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:53.480 knows inaugural. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.480 Yeah, yeah, I dragged you guys along to the polate 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:58.120 city I go to to join in on one of 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.320 my bar classes, and we'll be bringing that to you today. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.320 There'll be a video on our Instagram as well at 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.880 couple of mitches. Keep an eye at around Monday afternoon 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.720 if you want to see see you suffer in a way. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.880 Oh my god, this video is going to be incredible. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.800 Mitch put me in a dumb outfit and I happily 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.680 obliged and we all three of us completed a bar 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.320 class at Mitch's Pilate studio and we'll play the audio 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.800 later in the show and give you the verdict as 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:24.160 to whether or not we'll give it a go as 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.160 a real hobby. 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.040 Which I'm not sure what your verdict is yet. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.720 I'll tell you later on when we get to the Hobbyhart, 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.199 I'll tell you because I've been mulling it over. Yeah, 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:32.760 giving it all. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.520 And also today our special guest Gina Leiano. Finally, we 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.800 had to record this ages ago. They kept it under 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.880 wraps because we were on her podcast and they were 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.800 very secretive. They didn't want people to know that she 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.040 was doing a podcast. But yes, of course Gina is 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.840 the Real House Eights of Melbourne start, my absolute favorite 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:49.400 on that show. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:50.480 Yeah. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.960 If you don't know much about Gina, not really familiar 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.960 with her work, I'll fill you in later. She's a 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.040 fascinating woman. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.880 Oh god, she's absolutely incredible and she's so savage and 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.120 the chat with her is actually very nice. So I 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.040 can't wait for people to hear that. So that's coming up. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.040 So's hobbyhind. If it is your first time listening, it's 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.920 Is It Just Me? Every week we start the show 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.000 the same way with something we've noticed, something we hate 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.280 or appreciate. Met she doesn't know my agim, I don't 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.360 know his, and we chat. That's what the show is. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.560 Yeah, mine's a far cry from last week's Is It 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.680 Just Me, which was a group of therapy session. I 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.320 can assure you that this week's if it just means 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.040 nothing like that. It's just very a very stupid thing 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.520 I've noticed. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.679 Oh my god, mine. Well, I might go first because 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.560 mine is a first that I've had in my life. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.800 I've never done this before in my life, and it's 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:40.520 something that everyone does, or many people do, especially single adults, 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.840 and I have my first ever and it was beyond awkward. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.280 Should I just jump in? Should I start? 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:46.560 Yeah? 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.120 You get spit it out. I'm curious. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:55.000 Here we go? Is it just me? Are you supposed 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.160 to do the anal swab in your own sexual health 0:09:57.200 --> 0:10:00.599 check or does your GP do it for you? 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:01.720 You do your own darlin. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.080 Okay, so I've got a different kind of doctor then aha, 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:10.640 what Okay? That explains that's interesting. Then that let me 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:17.240 just write that down. The doctor doesn't do it, saying 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.480 what I think you're saying, well, there's the thing. I 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.600 have never in my life had a sexual health check. 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.400 And don't freak out. It's not I am lazy. But 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.800 I was in a monogamous relationship what I thought was 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:33.240 monogamous four or five years and it was great. And 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:37.440 before that, I was sleeping with women, and my ex 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.360 was my first male partner, so I kind of went 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.440 into that so I haven't had to get one. So 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.400 now that I'm single and I'm entering a whole new 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.680 era of my life, I was like, well, I better 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.440 get a sexual health check so I can start with 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.600 a clean baseline and then we can work from there. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.480 So I went to my GP. And I didn't go 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.720 to a sexual health clinic. I've got a great GP. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.320 He's very young, he's very cool, he's a nice guy. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.600 He deals with my brain. He knows all my conditions. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.480 So I'll just ask. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.679 Very comfortable around you too, holy. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.560 Well, very comfortable. So I sat down and he goes, Mitch, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.600 how are you you look great? You've lost weight. I went, yeah, 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.080 you're very brain pressed. Let's do your bloods and just 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:17.400 see where everything's at, cholesterol and whatever. And I said, awesome, 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.720 Well I'm also, here can we discuss getting a sexual 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:25.640 health check because I'm single and and I'm you know, 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.280 I'm going to start getting out there. And he's like, oh, yeah, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.320 of course, no worries. He's all right, here's the wee cup. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.079 You got to do a wei. I'm like, I've actually 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:35.640 never done one before. This is my first one. And 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.480 he's like, oh, okay, so you've got a wee in 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.360 this cup. I'm like okay, cool. He's like, I've also 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.320 got to swab your mouth. I'm like okay, great, ah, 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:45.360 tongue out, mouth open ah. So he swapped my mouth 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.080 and he went, okay, we'll just get you up on 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.439 the bed for the anal swab. And I went, oh, oh, 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.400 there's an anal swab. And he's like, yeah, yes, there 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.760 is an There is an anal swab. And I was like, okay, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.840 are you going to do that or am I going 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.880 to do that? And he's like, oh, well, you've never 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.640 done it before, so I can I can provide that 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.680 if you want. I want to make sure we have 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:09.840 to get a correct example. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.360 It doesn't have much faith in your intelligence. It's pretty 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.840 fucking self explanatory. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:14.560 Well that's what I said. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.760 I got I've never done it, you won't figure it out. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.120 I was like, there's only one way where for it 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.560 to go. And I was like, I'd feel more comfortable 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.280 if I could do it. It's like, okay, we've got 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.160 to do it right. I'm like, okay, well then show me. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:26.960 So then you have this diagram. It was putting it 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.480 in his hand and showing me so okay. So then 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.640 I went and did it myself like an adult. But 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.360 I felt so shamed because it's almost like he wanted 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:39.240 to do it. He did want to do it, and 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.360 he didn't. I didn't let him show it. But I 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.040 got my results back today, guys, and I'm clean. I've 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.199 got absolutely nothing. Yeah. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.880 It is hard though, when it's a doctor and it's 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.520 like is this inappropriate what they're doing or is it 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.880 fine because they're a doctor. Because to this day, I 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.280 remember this one time when I was fourteen and I 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:04.400 had Crone's disease, which is a bow fucking disease. Bowls, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.400 I just need you to remember that. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.320 Okay, bo I'm picturing that. Yep. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:12.400 Mum took me to some pediatrician and we were dealing 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.200 with the crones disease stuff, and then he randomly goes 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.760 all right up on the bed and then he pulls 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:21.679 out this necklace of sorts, but every bead. It started 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.680 with tiny beads and then got bigger, and then he 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.320 goes right pants off. I'm going to feel your balls 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:31.840 and find out which size bead you're currently comparable with 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.600 where you're at with your growth. And I was like, ah, 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.640 is that really necessary? I don't understand what my balls 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.280 have to do with Crime's disease. And both Mum and 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:43.679 I were just kind of like, I mean, I guess 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:44.760 it's fine, be good that the doctor. 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.480 Did you say that or are you too scared to 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.120 bring that up? 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:47.760 Well? 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.800 I didn't say anything, but I was. I was quietly 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.720 seething at Mum, and I've never let her forget it 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:54.520 to this day, because for some reason, I was so 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.880 body conscious as a kid. I didn't want to go 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:58.880 to the doctors at all. When I noticed that I 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.200 had tummy problems. Was like, because they're gonna they're gonna 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.680 look at my bits, you know, don't I'm too body conscious. 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.320 I don't want that. Mum goes Mitchell, it's obviously something 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.080 wrong with your bowels. They won't look at your bits. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:13.640 First fucking pediatrician appointment. He's fucking groping touches your bits. Yes, 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.520 I was like to me, I never let Mum forget it. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.800 I'm like, hey, remember that time you promised they wouldn't 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:19.160 touch me? 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:23.440 They did? Wait? Were they they have appropriate size for 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.520 the year and and age? 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.560 When I was fourteen and had not one pure on me? 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:29.720 So probably not? 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.000 He was like, yeah, you're a bit of a late developer. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.120 Oh my god, what an awful doctor. Was it an 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:35.880 older person? 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:40.440 No, he would have been like maybe I imagined him 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.800 to have like a baby at home. That's the age 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.640 he was got it? 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:46.160 Okay, yeah, I get yeah, yeah, right right, Well that's 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.680 very questionable. Who are these doctors getting off on putting 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.600 things in people's butts and touching pre pubescent balls. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.920 The other thing, I told mum that I was nervous 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.720 and body conscious about showing off my private parts and 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.920 she promised that won't happened. Three color and oscopy's later, 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.440 something tubes up my mouth. Yeah, so I definitely had 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.080 to bear all. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.720 Well, listen, if you're out there and you've never had 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:09.720 a sexual health check, I get one. It's great for you. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:11.360 And if they asked to squeeze your nuts. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.200 Say no, no, don't touch me nuts. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:15.240 Oh. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.760 I also got a prescription for PREP. Guys, Oh you did, 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.360 did you? Yeah, well, I haven't filled it or anything. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:21.960 I haven't got it, but I just had the conversation, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:26.200 and you know, PREP is the anti HIV drug, which 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.160 is fantastic, and I'm like, yeah, give me that prescription 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.600 so I can keep it in my top drawer if 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.080 I want it, if I want to go out there 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.640 and get on it. So I haven't filled it yet, 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.320 but so to speak, but you know it's there if 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:38.920 I need it. It's a good it's good to have. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.720 I saw this thing on Choice of Van's Instagram story 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.240 once he had a handful of meta mucal tablets, which 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.360 you know, if you're engaging in gay sex, come in 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.440 handy so that you don't shout all over someone. And 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.560 he took the meta musial at the same time as PREP, 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.640 and the photo said, this medication keeps me gay. But 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.720 then all these people pointed out to him, Troy, you're 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.520 not supposed to take meta mucial at the same time 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.320 as any other medication because it'll also absorb that medication. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.280 Because that's the whole point of meta musical to just 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.800 like absorb everything into a glob so that you've got 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.920 hard stool. And so apparently it means that the medication 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.800 doesn't actually dissolve or some shit, And so just a warning, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.840 don't take meta musial at the same time as prep. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:20.880 Oh my god, I take benefiber every morning interesting than michell. 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.440 Which I think that might also explain why whenever I 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.320 have some meta mucial at the same time as my 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:28.040 eighty eighth D meds that I'm suddenly really drowsy all afternoon, 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:28.920 the fucking meta. 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:34.040 Musial rob me. Oh my god, fucking meta musial. Ho'mophobic? 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:35.200