Speaker 1: Just stood a black couple of mitches. Hell yeah, you
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: So what if the plan with this guy you've been
Speaker 2: chatting to on Grinder are you're going to pork in
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 1: No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson this weekend, so
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Don't you hate it when you've got a grinder hook up,
Speaker 2: but you have to go to dinner with Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 1: If I had a dollar, Julie and Mitchell coos, oh
Speaker 1: hallo you.
Speaker 2: How was your dinner with Rebel Wilson?
Speaker 1: Man, I asked, well, pork There was pork involved, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't the kind that we're all hoping for. It
Speaker 1: was lovely. Yeah, it was very nice, great time with Rebel.
Speaker 1: She's very lovely.
Speaker 2: You're being vague with there an nda involved.
Speaker 1: No, there wasn't, but it was very much like insinuated
Speaker 1: that what he said at dinner stays at dinner. I've
Speaker 1: never been to dinner with like a Hollywood elite, like
Speaker 1: she's so famous. People stopped and asked for photos multiple
Speaker 1: time throughout the met and it's just I was like laughing, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is so bizarre. But then like
Speaker 1: everyone else was like, this is normal, and you just
Speaker 1: keep on eating and then wait for it to sit
Speaker 1: back down and then don't acknowledge it. It's a very weird.
Speaker 2: But she's nice. She gets the photos.
Speaker 1: She's nice, she gets the photos. She was like, Mitch,
Speaker 1: let's get in the photo. Let's get a great photo.
Speaker 1: She's like absolutely lovely and just a normal person. And
Speaker 1: I was just I'm like a fan, so I was like,
Speaker 1: this is so cool to have dinner with you. Then
Speaker 1: she the most awkward part was she she offered to pay,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, no, a multimillionaire, rebel Wilson,
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly let you. Oh you've already done it,
Speaker 1: that's okay. And then she goes, do you have cash?
Speaker 1: Just give me cash. I'm no, rebel Wilson, I don't
Speaker 1: have cash.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: Was she kidding?
Speaker 1: No? No? No, I mean you know she's not there
Speaker 1: to pay for my food.
Speaker 2: That's true. It's good. You've got to stay rich somehow.
Speaker 1: No, that's very true. That's how the rich stay rich,
Speaker 1: you know, they just keep their cash. But she was
Speaker 1: so lovely and so warm, and I really enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: but no porking for me.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I had to choose rebel or a porking, and I
Speaker 1: went with rebel.
Speaker 2: What does she look like? Because I always get a
Speaker 2: real shock when I'm reminded that she's in her forties.
Speaker 2: She bloody doesn't look like it to me. She's still
Speaker 2: that teenager on the Wedge.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, the Wedge. That's still
Speaker 1: a good show. I remember the wear Jen. She played
Speaker 1: that character where she would sit in her bedroom and
Speaker 1: talk to her one a web cam. Yeah, but now
Speaker 1: she was so lovely. She looks so young, and her
Speaker 1: skin is like porcelain, like it's white. It is very
Speaker 1: similar to prize keeper Jenna, who's here? Hollo, Jenna, Hello,
Speaker 1: it is. It's like she's got just perpetually beautiful skin
Speaker 1: that just doesn't age. She looks like a porcelain doll
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: I've never noticed a blemish on Jenna's face. She doesn't
Speaker 2: wear makeup or anything, and yet it's just clear you
Speaker 2: are porcelains. Can't to Jenna, I try my this.
Speaker 1: You do have beautiful skin. We spoke about this last week.
Speaker 1: You have a lovely skin. Actually, You know what happened
Speaker 1: that was really awkward was that we got there and
Speaker 1: this restaurant is called Sake in Sydney and it's gorgeous Japanese,
Speaker 1: very fancy restaurant, and I it was like the restaurant
Speaker 1: of my last relationship. We'd go for every birthday, every anniversary,
Speaker 1: every Valentine's Day, so I know the staff there. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I sit down and the waitress comes over and brings
Speaker 1: Rebel to the table and she goes Rebel Mitchell's already
Speaker 1: sitting and she's like, oh, do you guys know each other?
Speaker 1: You know, you know his name. And the waitress turns
Speaker 1: to Rebel Wilson and says, oh, yeah, Mitch was a
Speaker 1: bastard of a customer four years ago. Was so rude
Speaker 1: to my face that I thought I'd never speak to
Speaker 1: him again. But then he won me over in the
Speaker 1: next few visits because he comes here a lot. But
Speaker 1: he was such a prick when I first met him. Anyway,
Speaker 1: enjoy your night, to Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 2: No, what the hell happened that first visit.
Speaker 1: Well, it was the first Valentine's Day with Hayden in
Speaker 1: the early days, and I was like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to impress this boy and big note myself. So I
Speaker 1: ordered a table and they were booked out, so they
Speaker 1: put us at the bar and I put up a
Speaker 1: big stink. I'm like, no, I ordered a table. This
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. This is a terrible service. And they're like, sorry,
Speaker 1: you have to eat at the bar, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I demand a table. Anyway, the waitress remembered that.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I remember you telling that story on the
Speaker 2: podcast because I would have asked how it was your
Speaker 2: first Valentine's Day. I can't believe that's stuck with her.
Speaker 2: You've been a little diva.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Probably yeah. Yeah, anyway, she liked me
Speaker 1: now because I told her that we broke up and
Speaker 1: he was a bastard in the end, and she gave
Speaker 1: me a free Martine.
Speaker 2: How full circle. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, it was good. It was good. How was
Speaker 1: your weekends, Mitchell? You're coming to us from Live from
Speaker 1: bogan Gate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just back at home on the farm. Although
Speaker 2: right now, how does my audio sound? Because I'm actually
Speaker 2: sitting in the bogan Gate Pub in the manager's office.
Speaker 2: Because I said to Kerry, the manager, who was absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 2: You guys would love Kerry. Yeah. I said, can I
Speaker 2: use one of the motel rooms if it's not booked
Speaker 2: to record the podcast because there's better Wi Fi and
Speaker 2: reception in town. And she said, oh, well, they're not carpet,
Speaker 2: it'll be too echoe, So you can use my office.
Speaker 2: So I'm in the manager's office, but it's right next
Speaker 2: to the kitchen, so I don't know if you can
Speaker 2: hear it. But there's literally people chopping, deep frying, sizzling
Speaker 2: all right next to me, So I don't know if
Speaker 2: you can hear that.
Speaker 1: I thought they were just the sounds of the country.
Speaker 1: I thought that they were just local animals and hitting
Speaker 1: the run and one bats being run over on the
Speaker 1: on the freeway. So you're in is it a big
Speaker 1: leather chair, Jenna? Look, he's like, that is someone's office.
Speaker 1: I am in the manager's chair.
Speaker 2: Look the filing camera and everything. What's on the desk
Speaker 2: literally nothing. I don't know if she's cleared it for me,
Speaker 2: but I've got like, I've got access to the security
Speaker 2: cameras up here so I can keep an eye on everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is it full? What's going on at
Speaker 1: this time of day.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look. Oh that's me. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: there's someone sitting alone. No, that's me.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's a gorgeous woman upstairs, and you're like, I.
Speaker 2: Still need to drag you to the bogen Gate one day.
Speaker 2: I actually think, Mitch, you would love it because everyone
Speaker 2: has their energy where they're all willing to stop and chat.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 1: Oh that's heaven for me. That is absolute heaven. What
Speaker 1: do you mean they just talk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's down for a yarn. And even in traffic
Speaker 2: if someone's like letting you go, you know, a pedestrian
Speaker 2: crossing or whatever, someone in the car park and it's
Speaker 2: all full and someone's letting you go. They do it
Speaker 2: with a warm smile and everyone's just so lovely. I
Speaker 2: just think you would profit well.
Speaker 1: I've loved all your content, like you on the truck
Speaker 1: and with the and then the barley and the sheep. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's been very fun to watch. It's in your DNA literally,
Speaker 1: I mean yes, is it? Though?
Speaker 2: Do I look like I belong on a farm? I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's really my natural habitat, but.
Speaker 1: Oh god, well listen, where have you have you been?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Jenna? Happening with you.
Speaker 5: Nothing No, nothing at all, No, nothing at all.
Speaker 1: Mitch, Jenna and I are competing on our Apple watches.
Speaker 1: We're competing for calories. Not calories, but the most exercise
Speaker 1: done in a week. Yeah, and Jenna was beating me
Speaker 1: and I'm doing like ten kilometers a day.
Speaker 6: Do you know how that works?
Speaker 1: I got a notification at eleven o'clock last night because
Speaker 1: I bumped up in the league.
Speaker 2: What the hell are you being up to? Jenna?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got a notification. Jenna completed one exercise and I said,
Speaker 1: this will be fantastic. What has she done late night? Walk?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I tap it. Jenna just completed rolling, rolling, rolling, She
Speaker 1: had a fall.
Speaker 5: I don't know why it said rolling.
Speaker 1: You to explain, Matt, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was doing Peloton stretches and for some reason,
Speaker 5: it's through the Peloton app. And I don't know why
Speaker 5: Apple confuses that with rolling. I didn't even know rolling
Speaker 5: was an option.
Speaker 4: Jen.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing you chose it. And the animation on Apple
Speaker 1: or there's animations for lakes for running, and there's animations
Speaker 1: for rowing, like there's a little emoji doing it, and
Speaker 1: then for rolling there was just nothing which is the
Speaker 1: letter R. Because there's no possible way an emoji could
Speaker 1: actually show what that is. Because it's stupid. Then don't
Speaker 1: knock it till you try it.
Speaker 2: The idea of rolling sounds like going back to our childhood.
Speaker 2: Next hobby hunt we do, We're going to the top
Speaker 2: of a grass hill and rolling down.
Speaker 1: Rolling. I can get around that. I can get around it.
Speaker 2: Actually, that would be really bad for your brain illness.
Speaker 1: It'd be shocking, it would end me. But great content.
Speaker 1: Great for the content. That's actually a good segue. Yesterday
Speaker 1: on the show, Mitchell, it is the first annual hobby Hunt.
Speaker 2: Not annual inaugural.
Speaker 1: That's the word I'm thinking of. Shit, Well maybe he
Speaker 1: knows inaugural.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I dragged you guys along to the polate
Speaker 2: city I go to to join in on one of
Speaker 2: my bar classes, and we'll be bringing that to you today.
Speaker 2: There'll be a video on our Instagram as well at
Speaker 2: couple of mitches. Keep an eye at around Monday afternoon
Speaker 2: if you want to see see you suffer in a way.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this video is going to be incredible.
Speaker 1: Mitch put me in a dumb outfit and I happily
Speaker 1: obliged and we all three of us completed a bar
Speaker 1: class at Mitch's Pilate studio and we'll play the audio
Speaker 1: later in the show and give you the verdict as
Speaker 1: to whether or not we'll give it a go as
Speaker 1: a real hobby.
Speaker 2: Which I'm not sure what your verdict is yet.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later on when we get to the Hobbyhart,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you because I've been mulling it over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: giving it all.
Speaker 2: And also today our special guest Gina Leiano. Finally, we
Speaker 2: had to record this ages ago. They kept it under
Speaker 2: wraps because we were on her podcast and they were
Speaker 2: very secretive. They didn't want people to know that she
Speaker 2: was doing a podcast. But yes, of course Gina is
Speaker 2: the Real House Eights of Melbourne start, my absolute favorite
Speaker 2: on that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you don't know much about Gina, not really familiar
Speaker 2: with her work, I'll fill you in later. She's a
Speaker 2: fascinating woman.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she's absolutely incredible and she's so savage and
Speaker 1: the chat with her is actually very nice. So I
Speaker 1: can't wait for people to hear that. So that's coming up.
Speaker 1: So's hobbyhind. If it is your first time listening, it's
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? Every week we start the show
Speaker 1: the same way with something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate. Met she doesn't know my agim, I don't
Speaker 1: know his, and we chat. That's what the show is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's a far cry from last week's Is It
Speaker 2: Just Me, which was a group of therapy session. I
Speaker 2: can assure you that this week's if it just means
Speaker 2: nothing like that. It's just very a very stupid thing
Speaker 2: I've noticed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, mine. Well, I might go first because
Speaker 1: mine is a first that I've had in my life.
Speaker 1: I've never done this before in my life, and it's
Speaker 1: something that everyone does, or many people do, especially single adults,
Speaker 1: and I have my first ever and it was beyond awkward.
Speaker 1: Should I just jump in? Should I start?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You get spit it out. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Here we go? Is it just me? Are you supposed
Speaker 1: to do the anal swab in your own sexual health
Speaker 1: check or does your GP do it for you?
Speaker 2: You do your own darlin.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I've got a different kind of doctor then aha,
Speaker 1: what Okay? That explains that's interesting. Then that let me
Speaker 1: just write that down. The doctor doesn't do it, saying
Speaker 1: what I think you're saying, well, there's the thing. I
Speaker 1: have never in my life had a sexual health check.
Speaker 1: And don't freak out. It's not I am lazy. But
Speaker 1: I was in a monogamous relationship what I thought was
Speaker 1: monogamous four or five years and it was great. And
Speaker 1: before that, I was sleeping with women, and my ex
Speaker 1: was my first male partner, so I kind of went
Speaker 1: into that so I haven't had to get one. So
Speaker 1: now that I'm single and I'm entering a whole new
Speaker 1: era of my life, I was like, well, I better
Speaker 1: get a sexual health check so I can start with
Speaker 1: a clean baseline and then we can work from there.
Speaker 1: So I went to my GP. And I didn't go
Speaker 1: to a sexual health clinic. I've got a great GP.
Speaker 1: He's very young, he's very cool, he's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: He deals with my brain. He knows all my conditions.
Speaker 1: So I'll just ask.
Speaker 2: Very comfortable around you too, holy.
Speaker 1: Well, very comfortable. So I sat down and he goes, Mitch,
Speaker 1: how are you you look great? You've lost weight. I went, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're very brain pressed. Let's do your bloods and just
Speaker 1: see where everything's at, cholesterol and whatever. And I said, awesome,
Speaker 1: Well I'm also, here can we discuss getting a sexual
Speaker 1: health check because I'm single and and I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm going to start getting out there. And he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, no worries. He's all right, here's the wee cup.
Speaker 1: You got to do a wei. I'm like, I've actually
Speaker 1: never done one before. This is my first one. And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, okay, so you've got a wee in
Speaker 1: this cup. I'm like okay, cool. He's like, I've also
Speaker 1: got to swab your mouth. I'm like okay, great, ah,
Speaker 1: tongue out, mouth open ah. So he swapped my mouth
Speaker 1: and he went, okay, we'll just get you up on
Speaker 1: the bed for the anal swab. And I went, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: there's an anal swab. And he's like, yeah, yes, there
Speaker 1: is an There is an anal swab. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: are you going to do that or am I going
Speaker 1: to do that? And he's like, oh, well, you've never
Speaker 1: done it before, so I can I can provide that
Speaker 1: if you want. I want to make sure we have
Speaker 1: to get a correct example.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have much faith in your intelligence. It's pretty
Speaker 2: fucking self explanatory.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I said.
Speaker 2: I got I've never done it, you won't figure it out.
Speaker 1: I was like, there's only one way where for it
Speaker 1: to go. And I was like, I'd feel more comfortable
Speaker 1: if I could do it. It's like, okay, we've got
Speaker 1: to do it right. I'm like, okay, well then show me.
Speaker 1: So then you have this diagram. It was putting it
Speaker 1: in his hand and showing me so okay. So then
Speaker 1: I went and did it myself like an adult. But
Speaker 1: I felt so shamed because it's almost like he wanted
Speaker 1: to do it. He did want to do it, and
Speaker 1: he didn't. I didn't let him show it. But I
Speaker 1: got my results back today, guys, and I'm clean. I've
Speaker 1: got absolutely nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It is hard though, when it's a doctor and it's
Speaker 2: like is this inappropriate what they're doing or is it
Speaker 2: fine because they're a doctor. Because to this day, I
Speaker 2: remember this one time when I was fourteen and I
Speaker 2: had Crone's disease, which is a bow fucking disease. Bowls,
Speaker 2: I just need you to remember that.
Speaker 1: Okay, bo I'm picturing that. Yep.
Speaker 2: Mum took me to some pediatrician and we were dealing
Speaker 2: with the crones disease stuff, and then he randomly goes
Speaker 2: all right up on the bed and then he pulls
Speaker 2: out this necklace of sorts, but every bead. It started
Speaker 2: with tiny beads and then got bigger, and then he
Speaker 2: goes right pants off. I'm going to feel your balls
Speaker 2: and find out which size bead you're currently comparable with
Speaker 2: where you're at with your growth. And I was like, ah,
Speaker 2: is that really necessary? I don't understand what my balls
Speaker 2: have to do with Crime's disease. And both Mum and
Speaker 2: I were just kind of like, I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: it's fine, be good that the doctor.
Speaker 1: Did you say that or are you too scared to
Speaker 1: bring that up?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, but I was. I was quietly
Speaker 2: seething at Mum, and I've never let her forget it
Speaker 2: to this day, because for some reason, I was so
Speaker 2: body conscious as a kid. I didn't want to go
Speaker 2: to the doctors at all. When I noticed that I
Speaker 2: had tummy problems. Was like, because they're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 2: look at my bits, you know, don't I'm too body conscious.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. Mum goes Mitchell, it's obviously something
Speaker 2: wrong with your bowels. They won't look at your bits.
Speaker 2: First fucking pediatrician appointment. He's fucking groping touches your bits. Yes,
Speaker 2: I was like to me, I never let Mum forget it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, remember that time you promised they wouldn't
Speaker 2: touch me?
Speaker 1: They did? Wait? Were they they have appropriate size for
Speaker 1: the year and and age?
Speaker 2: When I was fourteen and had not one pure on me?
Speaker 2: So probably not?
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, you're a bit of a late developer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what an awful doctor. Was it an
Speaker 1: older person?
Speaker 2: No, he would have been like maybe I imagined him
Speaker 2: to have like a baby at home. That's the age
Speaker 2: he was got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I get yeah, yeah, right right, Well that's
Speaker 1: very questionable. Who are these doctors getting off on putting
Speaker 1: things in people's butts and touching pre pubescent balls.
Speaker 2: The other thing, I told mum that I was nervous
Speaker 2: and body conscious about showing off my private parts and
Speaker 2: she promised that won't happened. Three color and oscopy's later,
Speaker 2: something tubes up my mouth. Yeah, so I definitely had
Speaker 2: to bear all.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, if you're out there and you've never had
Speaker 1: a sexual health check, I get one. It's great for you.
Speaker 2: And if they asked to squeeze your nuts.
Speaker 1: Say no, no, don't touch me nuts.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I also got a prescription for PREP. Guys, Oh you did,
Speaker 1: did you? Yeah, well, I haven't filled it or anything.
Speaker 1: I haven't got it, but I just had the conversation,
Speaker 1: and you know, PREP is the anti HIV drug, which
Speaker 1: is fantastic, and I'm like, yeah, give me that prescription
Speaker 1: so I can keep it in my top drawer if
Speaker 1: I want it, if I want to go out there
Speaker 1: and get on it. So I haven't filled it yet,
Speaker 1: but so to speak, but you know it's there if
Speaker 1: I need it. It's a good it's good to have.
Speaker 2: I saw this thing on Choice of Van's Instagram story
Speaker 2: once he had a handful of meta mucal tablets, which
Speaker 2: you know, if you're engaging in gay sex, come in
Speaker 2: handy so that you don't shout all over someone. And
Speaker 2: he took the meta musial at the same time as PREP,
Speaker 2: and the photo said, this medication keeps me gay. But
Speaker 2: then all these people pointed out to him, Troy, you're
Speaker 2: not supposed to take meta mucial at the same time
Speaker 2: as any other medication because it'll also absorb that medication.
Speaker 2: Because that's the whole point of meta musical to just
Speaker 2: like absorb everything into a glob so that you've got
Speaker 2: hard stool. And so apparently it means that the medication
Speaker 2: doesn't actually dissolve or some shit, And so just a warning,
Speaker 2: don't take meta musial at the same time as prep.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I take benefiber every morning interesting than michell.
Speaker 2: Which I think that might also explain why whenever I
Speaker 2: have some meta mucial at the same time as my
Speaker 2: eighty eighth D meds that I'm suddenly really drowsy all afternoon,
Speaker 2: the fucking meta.
Speaker 1: Musial rob me. Oh my god, fucking meta musial. Ho'mophobic?
Speaker 1: Who needs it?
Speaker 6: Discuss?
Speaker 1: All right, Mitchell, want to do your regim? Sure, let's go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are you a bit confused about the word vampire.
Speaker 1: I've never thought about it. No, I don't really struggle
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: Neither me either until recently. Because you know that Olivia
Speaker 2: Rodrigo song. You've probably played it a million times on
Speaker 2: the radio called Vampire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, vampire. This one God so good.
Speaker 2: Fame fucker.
Speaker 1: It's been my breakup song. I've been screaming this.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you didn't play the radio edit that
Speaker 2: bleeps out fame fucker. It's so much better the dirty
Speaker 2: one totally. But anyway, the reason I'm confused about the
Speaker 2: word vampire is because on Instagram the other day I
Speaker 2: saw something was actually from your mate's mitch at Nova,
Speaker 2: the Rivals.
Speaker 1: Competition radio station in here in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I would never listen, but it was on Instagram.
Speaker 2: So I saw something from Nova where they edited Cheryl
Speaker 2: and Barnes saying the word vampire in and of the
Speaker 2: accent into the Oliviate Rodrigo song Just for Ships and Gigs,
Speaker 2: And then Ricky Lee proceeded to make fun of how
Speaker 2: many syllables Cheryl and Barnes used in the word vampire,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm pretty sure Cheryl's saying it correctly. Sorry,
Speaker 2: just listen to the bit from the radio.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is from Nova God Vampire.
Speaker 9: Vampoi where the way she says it vampire vampire, so many.
Speaker 2: Syllables, right, But that's got me questioning how many syllables
Speaker 2: does the word vampire? Haven't it? Because if you listen closely,
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo does say it with two syllables, which to
Speaker 2: me is just fucking incorrect.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, this is Olivia Rodrigo saying vampire. See,
Speaker 1: oh that's just two. And if I were to say
Speaker 1: it vampire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say vampire.
Speaker 2: There you go to me, VAMPIREI three syllables, vampire like
Speaker 2: vampire is one syllable?
Speaker 1: Surely like the ah isn't one syllable? Vampire fu.
Speaker 2: See this is why I'm confused. Man, this sounds wrong
Speaker 2: to say it with one syllable.
Speaker 1: You try, you try, and you try and say it
Speaker 1: with one syllable. Oh fuck, vampire.
Speaker 2: That just sounds like some proven drude, hoity toty posh
Speaker 2: bitch saying vampire.
Speaker 1: Vampire sounds vampire?
Speaker 2: Why did we go to the mall so I can
Speaker 2: pop into David Jones and ma? It just sounds too
Speaker 2: hoity toty. If you lose a syllable, it's my yah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. I'm going to Europe in August. I'm
Speaker 1: not using cash to buy it. I'm using frequent flower points. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's too posh, frequent flyer. You guys know any limos
Speaker 1: I can ha Now it's awful. No, it's terrible. Jenna,
Speaker 1: look at your tits. They look great, do you have
Speaker 1: any underwar.
Speaker 2: You're preaching to the choir? Can you help me change
Speaker 2: my tag? So it's just fucking wrong. It sounds dire, Jenna.
Speaker 1: We need you to go into the enemy's base, and
Speaker 1: we need you to talk to the boss, okay, and
Speaker 1: we need you to wear a war all right. That's ridiculous, Jenny.
Speaker 2: You must be approaching the age where you're ready to retire.
Speaker 1: You are.
Speaker 2: But you can understand my confusion, right, Like, how many
Speaker 2: syllables are in the word vampire? I think three?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I think two still, to be honest with you, yeah, vampire,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 2: Just said it with three vampire.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But to me, that's two vampire vampire vampire No, because
Speaker 1: isn't a syllable.
Speaker 2: So would you say that vampire is one syllable.
Speaker 1: Fire, fire? Yes? I would no, Fi.
Speaker 2: There's clearly two syllables in that fire, because if you
Speaker 2: say with one, you're just gonna sound like a posh
Speaker 2: bitch fire a far.
Speaker 1: No, vampire is two syllables. I've googled it.
Speaker 5: That's American.
Speaker 2: I just can't be wrong.
Speaker 4: Vampire.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a question. Everyone's talking about it. Vampires has
Speaker 1: three syllables, right, depends on accent is what people are saying.
Speaker 1: If you add a drawer, you get two vampire I.
Speaker 2: I just can't accept that it's who anywhere. It sounds
Speaker 2: wrong if you say within the two.
Speaker 1: I just at the end of the day, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lose sleep over it.
Speaker 2: We're not losing sleepover. You get an STI test. But
Speaker 2: we're talking about it.
Speaker 1: Well, once you take a mental image of it. In fact,
Speaker 1: me you'll have trouble dozing off. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two? Look now, let's hear and
Speaker 1: is it just you?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, you want a free prize, hit us up
Speaker 1: in the DMS, couple of mitches. You can send us
Speaker 1: a text as well.
Speaker 2: Mitch.
Speaker 1: You well versed in our new and improved gym line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it off my heart. Fucking me a second.
Speaker 7: Oh four one two, I know that's the old one.
Speaker 7: That's the old one. Oh no, oh no, hold on jo.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, We've got a brand new text number everyone,
Speaker 2: So forget the old one. I need to delete the
Speaker 2: old one too, clearly. Oh four double two nine four
Speaker 2: eight two o.
Speaker 1: Two fan fantastic. Now you can text us and is
Speaker 1: it just you? Of your own. It's like our own gym's.
Speaker 1: But it's something that you've does you hate to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Today coming to us from Maria Bar in Queensland, it's
Speaker 1: Jared Jared. Here you go, Hallo cowbar. How are your
Speaker 1: mate doing?
Speaker 8: Pretty good? Pretty good?
Speaker 1: God, we're getting Mitch a lot of straight kind sorry
Speaker 1: to assume your sexuality, Jared, but we're getting a lot.
Speaker 8: Of the ball wipe and kids.
Speaker 1: Well I feel I love it me.
Speaker 8: I've only just discovered your podcast in the last month
Speaker 8: and I've caught up. I've started about episode one hundred
Speaker 8: and forty, but then I went back to start. I'm
Speaker 8: up to about episode thirty.
Speaker 1: Now, Wow, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 8: I love it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Do you have long drives or anything? It's part of
Speaker 2: your job? Is that how you're squeezing it all in?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, basically yeah.
Speaker 4: What do you do a massage therapist?
Speaker 1: Oh? Cool?
Speaker 2: I said that there's a lot of drives with the commute,
Speaker 2: and that's how you listened to all the podcasts. I
Speaker 2: thought you were like a truckie or something, but massage
Speaker 2: therapists a lot like.
Speaker 8: Where I am lucky. If we need to go to
Speaker 8: a major town. It's like two hours away. So wow,
Speaker 8: I do that pretty frequently, so it's four hours in
Speaker 8: the car.
Speaker 2: Is there a huge demand for massage therapists in morn Bar?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm awesome.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. But the fact that someone's getting a
Speaker 1: deep tissue massage listening to us, potentially in their ease,
Speaker 1: or the massage therapist is listening to us, is so
Speaker 1: funny to me.
Speaker 8: You know, I don't listen while I'm massaging, but even
Speaker 8: in between clients or anything like that.
Speaker 4: Give it a go.
Speaker 2: We could be pretty fucking relaxing.
Speaker 1: We could. Yeah, it's true. All right, Jared Bradley or
Speaker 1: count you win, then hit us with your region.
Speaker 8: Okay, awesome?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do you want friend people on Facebook on their birthday?
Speaker 1: That's so savage? What do you mean elaborate on that?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Why on birthdays?
Speaker 8: So because it comes up, you know, such and such birthday,
Speaker 8: and if I can't be bothered writing on their wall
Speaker 8: or wishing them happy birthday, I'm like, what I need
Speaker 8: to have you on my Facebook?
Speaker 2: And Champ you could have forgotten that they existed until
Speaker 2: Facebook reminded you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if I was if I was.
Speaker 8: You know, if I'm going to write on their wall
Speaker 8: to go, oh, happy birthday, I'll keep them as a friend.
Speaker 8: But if I don't want to keep them as a friend,
Speaker 8: I just donfriend them on their birthday. It's like a
Speaker 8: handy little reminder from Facebook.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Now, I'm completely with you. I do
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's not birthdays, but like say, for example,
Speaker 1: a girl that I went to school with has announced
Speaker 1: that she's getting engaged to a rat faced boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: will go fantastic happy for you, but goodbye, I will
Speaker 1: unfriend her. It's so funny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also find Facebook memories quite helpful because it'll bring
Speaker 2: up something that I wrote as a status in like
Speaker 2: two thousand and fucking ten, and I'm like, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for reminding me. Now I'm going to delete that.
Speaker 2: I don't want any record of that.
Speaker 8: For sure, drunk drunk status updates at two am or
Speaker 8: anything like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, it's so bad. I used I
Speaker 1: was looking at mine and I used to check into
Speaker 1: the classes that I was at in high school. Mister
Speaker 1: Schmarefeldts math class h pop queiz, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So embarrassed and leading predators straight to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I did that too. I used to
Speaker 5: be like all science class now hate it totally.
Speaker 1: You're not predators. I wasn't like nude in science. My
Speaker 1: pre pubescent penis is on the Bunsen burner. I need
Speaker 1: someone to ravish me. I know it wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 1: all that. That's funny, but you know what, Fuck Facebook,
Speaker 1: I'm over. The only reason, and this is true, I'm
Speaker 1: still on Facebook is to connect with our listeners. Is
Speaker 1: to connect with the idiots. I would have deleted it
Speaker 1: if it weren't for them and Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have a couple of Facebook accounts for like
Speaker 8: pages and stuff, but that's the only reason why I
Speaker 8: would have Facebook.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's the only reason I'm still on there,
Speaker 2: because I've got a hugely popular Facebook page. So anyone
Speaker 2: who doesn't follow me there already you better I do
Speaker 2: love yukum.
Speaker 8: See. I've been watching your videos for a few years
Speaker 8: and when I found your podcast, I was like, oh,
Speaker 8: I have to have to.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so glad you checked it out. I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're loving it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a good man. We'll message Jenna on Instagram
Speaker 1: we'll get you a prize. Okay, buddy, awesome, Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: what a good man. Nowari's good to chat to you.
Speaker 1: You can hit us up to on a couple of mitches,
Speaker 1: slide into the MS and we'll get you on and
Speaker 1: we'll get your freeze and free shit. Yeah yeah, nice.
Speaker 2: With his name Jared? Yeah, oh good, Yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I noticed when you said thank you, you kind of went
Speaker 1: thank you, may dear did.
Speaker 2: The same thing. I was hoping you were going to
Speaker 2: say his fucking name, no, because then I couldn't remember either.
Speaker 5: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Say do you know what it is? And I do
Speaker 2: this all the time. Deep down, I knew his name
Speaker 2: was Jared, but I had this split second of doubt
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh, actually, yeah, yeah. I don't
Speaker 2: want to get it wrong and look like a fuckhead,
Speaker 2: so I just won't say anything, whereas normally you're the opposite,
Speaker 2: where you'll just confidently say any name, even if it
Speaker 2: is wrong.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on, jacober Man, Buddy good Man, keep
Speaker 1: up the massages. Thanks Gerald, Thanks Gerald, No worries coma
Speaker 1: all right now, a moment we've been waiting for for
Speaker 1: a long time, Like we said at the start of
Speaker 1: the show, this is an interview that we recorded months ago,
Speaker 1: and we weren't able to even talk about it. We
Speaker 1: weren't able to say who it was with because it
Speaker 1: was off the back of her project that was unannounced.
Speaker 1: But finally we can say Mitch and I sat down
Speaker 1: with the one and only Gina Leanna from the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Melbourne.
Speaker 5: I've been waiting for this for so long.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so exciting.
Speaker 2: First, we sat down with her to record her podcast,
Speaker 2: Judge Gina, which they were keeping under wraps. They wanted
Speaker 2: it to be a big secret, a big announcement, and
Speaker 2: so Mitch and I had a dispute that Gina was
Speaker 2: going to mediate, and so immediately after we recorded her podcast,
Speaker 2: we borrowed a bit of her time to record something
Speaker 2: for our podcast. So you're going to have to head
Speaker 2: along search Judge Gina wherever you get your podcasts. It'll
Speaker 2: be out Monday. If you're one of our early birds
Speaker 2: listening on a Sunday night, go check it out tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It's out on the Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Judge Gina, she settled a dispute for us.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say settled. Can we just put that out there. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that it was settled at all, and
Speaker 1: I was very unhappy and I've gone to the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court because I would like it to be overruled.
Speaker 2: Let me just say this, Mitch ripped me off, and
Speaker 2: I was thinking compensation.
Speaker 1: Did not rip him off. It was a fair deal,
Speaker 1: and he brought it to the court of Judge Gina
Speaker 1: and she just felt pressured by him because she was
Speaker 1: scared by him. But TV outcome, You'll have to listen
Speaker 1: and make it up for yourself.
Speaker 2: Did you notice all the comments a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago when we did talk back Tings Live when we
Speaker 2: announced that we were doing the crossover with Judge Gena's podcast,
Speaker 2: they were like, well, that podcast won't fucking last. The
Speaker 2: idgem curse will strike again because every time we collaborate
Speaker 2: with another podcast, they end up going under.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so funny. That's true. Well, this
Speaker 1: is her first and debut season, so potentially could be
Speaker 1: the last we could have saboitized.
Speaker 2: Imagine about episode was the very last one that she
Speaker 2: ever did.
Speaker 1: Well, we're going late in the run, so you never know. Ye,
Speaker 1: we could have cursed her.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you don't know who Gina Leana is.
Speaker 2: She was one of the Real Housewives of Melbourne, which
Speaker 2: I only just recently got into Real Housewives of Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch it, Mitch, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: I love all the Real Housewives, but the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of Sydney and Melbourne have a very special place in
Speaker 1: my heart. She's so iconic. And she left that show,
Speaker 1: and we talk about that in our interview. But yeah,
Speaker 1: once she left, I stopped watching.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, even if you didn't watch Housewives, I feel
Speaker 2: like everyone knows Gina. She's the most recognizable one from
Speaker 2: the Melbourne franchise that you reckon.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that hair and that head of hair. Yeah, iconic. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love Gina, and so I only recently, as in
Speaker 2: within the last twelve months, got into Real Housewives in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I did that really tragic thing you do when you
Speaker 2: like someone. Sean mentioned that he had just started watching Housewives.
Speaker 2: I started watching two. But oh my god, I can't
Speaker 2: believe I was so late to the party. I was
Speaker 2: so swept up in it. I became obsessed. I wasn't
Speaker 2: even watching it to try and impress him anymore. I
Speaker 2: became obsessed with housewives. Gina was my favorite. If you've
Speaker 2: never watched Housewives, I'm gonna give you a little taste
Speaker 2: of what Gina was like on the show.
Speaker 1: As you'll hear in the podcast we record.
Speaker 2: It with her. She's very poised and put together. It
Speaker 2: takes a lot to get under her skin. There's only
Speaker 2: been a couple of times on the show that she
Speaker 2: was rattled, and so they made for the most iconic moments.
Speaker 2: This first one I'm going to show you this was
Speaker 2: when a new girl, Sally, came on board around season four,
Speaker 2: and Sally was calling herself the new sheriff in town.
Speaker 2: And I don't imagine Gina would have enjoyed that, because
Speaker 2: she's kind of like the unofficial top dog of the
Speaker 2: Melbourne Housewives, and so she rubbed Gina the wrong way
Speaker 2: from the get go. But the whole feud started when
Speaker 2: Sally dad called Gina a bully, and Gina did not
Speaker 2: like being called a bully.
Speaker 6: Oh, stopping such a bully.
Speaker 4: You try to shut her.
Speaker 1: Down every single time she tries to talk.
Speaker 5: Just let her talk, stopping Ali, Who am I I mean?
Speaker 7: Who is this woman coming at me with a pointy
Speaker 7: finger and her fucking camel teeth.
Speaker 6: Calling me a friggin bully fuck off.
Speaker 7: I think that Sally having a new hashtag news Sheriff
Speaker 7: in Town on her social media is actually hilarious.
Speaker 6: A new Sheriff in town met the sheriff DHLA.
Speaker 7: If you want to come in with guns blazing, your
Speaker 7: flat shoes and your legs spread like a bloke.
Speaker 1: Guy for it.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna hang out with Sally.
Speaker 1: She can go fuck herself.
Speaker 7: But I do feel sorry for it because I know
Speaker 7: she's grieving at the moment.
Speaker 1: That is the first first moment of Ginny I ever heard.
Speaker 1: You showed me that last grab. I do feel sorry
Speaker 1: for her because she's great after being a total cut.
Speaker 2: Because Sally's husband had died not long before filming, and
Speaker 2: Gina's just going her and that's what I love her
Speaker 2: most for. She's it's got these brutal one liners. We
Speaker 2: talk about a couple of them in our interview with her.
Speaker 2: One of them, of course, the most iconic, I would
Speaker 2: say so one of the other housewives, Petti Flur, was
Speaker 2: being a real punished. All the housewives were on holiday
Speaker 2: in Dubai together and one by one, Petty Flour was
Speaker 2: just pissing all the other housewives off, and Gina just
Speaker 2: decided to put her back in her place.
Speaker 7: All people are trying to do is explain to her
Speaker 7: howard is it? She's rubbed them up the wrong way,
Speaker 7: and all petty Flow can think about is how she feels.
Speaker 7: You're a god woman doing you You need to slip
Speaker 7: the fuck out of it.
Speaker 5: I've had enough.
Speaker 6: If you are indulged bow fucking shit.
Speaker 7: Every time, why and make God thow and carry on?
Speaker 6: Jesus fuck me.
Speaker 2: I just love her.
Speaker 1: God, She's good. We didn't actually get much of that
Speaker 1: energy in the podcast which will play the interview with Gina,
Speaker 1: which I.
Speaker 2: Was kind of hoping we would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, but no, if you listen to her
Speaker 1: podcast with us in it, we definitely get more of
Speaker 1: that Gina. She's playing her role in her show. But
Speaker 1: in this interview it was actually really earnest and quite.
Speaker 1: She was very warm. It was nice to hear this
Speaker 1: side of Gina. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed
Speaker 1: the chat because we loved it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Basically, what I learned was the Gina is actually very lovely,
Speaker 2: but fuck you don't want to get on a bad side.
Speaker 4: That point, I.
Speaker 1: Figured, Amen, Amen, so over and listen to Judge Gina.
Speaker 1: Give it a search, Mitch and ire on the episode.
Speaker 1: By the time you're listening to this, it'll be out. Otherwise, enjoy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll chat with Genial Leana.
Speaker 5: Please are the fabulous Real Housewives of Melbourne.
Speaker 6: I'll give you my opinion, but you'd better be ready
Speaker 6: to hear it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mitchell, I'm so excited for this. How
Speaker 1: are you feeling? Because I know you're excited for our guests.
Speaker 2: I mean I thought the day would never come that
Speaker 2: we'd get Gena Leanna on the podcast, But she's bloody here.
Speaker 1: She's here, Gina, welcome, Hello guys. How are you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: We are so good?
Speaker 1: You know Gina from the Real Housewives, of course, I
Speaker 1: mean everywhere in Australia or her fragrance at Chemists Warehouse.
Speaker 2: My god, I'm feeling a lot more relaxed now because
Speaker 2: we've actually just wrapped up recording on Gina's podcast Judge Gina.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to go listen to that because
Speaker 2: Mitch ripped me off and I've brought it to Judge
Speaker 2: Gina to help me out here. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: spoil the gevening. But you're gonna have to go hear
Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm feeling a lot more relaxed now.
Speaker 1: Well you are, but it will tell you what my
Speaker 1: heart rates already hides. It is, Gina, my blood pressure
Speaker 1: is through them. I got my GP on the line.
Speaker 1: Just you need to get some new medicaid. Because that
Speaker 1: was tense, Gina. That was a you do a great ding.
Speaker 7: So yeah, just sharing a bit of the love for
Speaker 7: my day to day job.
Speaker 6: I suppose with everybody.
Speaker 2: It was funny because when we were trying to tea
Speaker 2: this recording up, your producer would say, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: we can't do this time, We can't do that day
Speaker 2: because Gina is actually a barrisser. The word actually was
Speaker 2: thrown around a lot. Is if that's something that people
Speaker 2: couldn't possibly believe? Do people think that that was just
Speaker 2: for TV or something?
Speaker 6: Not sure what people think.
Speaker 7: I can't really say, Bash, I have been accused of
Speaker 7: being other things other than a barrister.
Speaker 2: I must say, is that not accurate? You are actually
Speaker 2: a barrister?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 6: I'm a practicing barrister and I'm in court every day.
Speaker 1: It showed I did it. Oh, my god, you're fantastic.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it's a podcast, it's entertainment, but
Speaker 1: I thought I was in a real court of awe.
Speaker 1: I mean, Mitch said to me after he went why
Speaker 1: are you dripping? And I was, I'm sweating. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm being real. I'm gonna have to go wear
Speaker 1: a haole to monitor now for a month after that.
Speaker 2: Do you get recognized in court? Do people say to you,
Speaker 2: holy shit, that's Deen Leanna, even if you know they're
Speaker 2: there because they've done something wrong.
Speaker 7: Yes, people recognize me in court quite often, and I
Speaker 7: am often asked for photographs, but I don't do them.
Speaker 7: I say no, no photos in court. And the main
Speaker 7: reason being is because people tend to put things on
Speaker 7: social media and if they do see me in court,
Speaker 7: and I practiced predominantly in the children's court or the
Speaker 7: family court, and so a lot of the requests come
Speaker 7: from children. Yeah, you know, teenagers, and if they posted
Speaker 7: on social media and they say saw Gina in court,
Speaker 7: people will last and what are you doing in court?
Speaker 7: And that sort of gives the game away that maybe
Speaker 7: there's issues there in their life that so I don't
Speaker 7: want to burden them with the responsibility of that. But
Speaker 7: I'm always flattered and if they can catch me outside,
Speaker 7: then I'm always willing and able.
Speaker 2: To get a photo. It's outside the court, fair game,
Speaker 2: but not outside the court.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah good. I got to say that podcast we just
Speaker 2: did with you, part of me was kind of hoping
Speaker 2: that you'd insult me at some stage because that was
Speaker 2: my favorite thing about Real house Eyes of Melbourne with
Speaker 2: you your comebacks, you're.
Speaker 7: Disc calling you an insignificant ass hair or something or
Speaker 7: something like that or snap the fuck out of it now.
Speaker 2: That one is another great one.
Speaker 4: Yes, I reckon.
Speaker 2: My favorite disc from Housewives and Melbourne was one of
Speaker 2: the other ladies said that you had a vulgar mouth.
Speaker 7: Well sang hashtag vulgar mouth, but you have a vulgar mouth. Well,
Speaker 7: I don't agree, and I think that you've got a
Speaker 7: vulgar hearsh.
Speaker 6: Oh you liked the vulgar harsh.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: That was my favorite. There was just something so gentle,
Speaker 2: classy and elegant about the insult and so hey, we've
Speaker 2: still got a little bit of time. They feel free
Speaker 2: to insult me before we wrap this podcast. It would
Speaker 2: make my fucking day.
Speaker 1: She's brewing one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't know what you're asking for him?
Speaker 1: I do, and I would have loved it.
Speaker 2: I can see the colds turning in her head, going,
Speaker 2: what can I say?
Speaker 6: I just what can I tell him?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Do you know where did the idea of the podcast
Speaker 1: come from? Was it yours? Did I? Hearn't come to you?
Speaker 1: Where was the idea?
Speaker 7: It was an interesting thing because you know, I I've
Speaker 7: noticed very much on social media that there's still a
Speaker 7: lot going on with housewives, a lot of well images
Speaker 7: of me, voice recordings of things out of the Housewives,
Speaker 7: my one liners, and so I can see that there's
Speaker 7: still a big following there.
Speaker 6: It's trending on Twitter.
Speaker 7: I got I get Google notifications, and one of them
Speaker 7: was that I had had thirty eight point seven million
Speaker 7: views on It might have even been forty eight point
Speaker 7: seven million views on tiktop or something.
Speaker 2: I follow an account that has just constant housewives quote.
Speaker 7: Constance, Yeah, they live on yes and so, and everyone
Speaker 7: I work with says, oh, you know, my friends and
Speaker 7: I we send each other messages and we're quoting you
Speaker 7: all the time. So I thought, okay, well I've stepped
Speaker 7: back from Housewives, which I loved and I met gorgeous
Speaker 7: people and I adored it. But I thought, well, maybe
Speaker 7: there's some other things that I can do. And I
Speaker 7: happened to be having my name. I was getting my
Speaker 7: nails done. I was at a nail salon and there's
Speaker 7: this gorgeous girl sitting next to me and she said, on, Gina,
Speaker 7: we love you at work. Are you going to do
Speaker 7: anything else? And I said well. She said, oh, I
Speaker 7: shouldn't ask you. I said, don't know, you can ask.
Speaker 7: And I said to her, well, I'm not going back
Speaker 7: to housewives at this stage. It was a big decision
Speaker 7: to step away. I know it is a bit sad,
Speaker 7: but I said I wouldn't mind maybe doing radio or
Speaker 7: something like that.
Speaker 6: She said, well, that's interesting because I work at arm.
Speaker 2: Really, what are the odds of that?
Speaker 7: And that's how the introduction happened. And we talked about
Speaker 7: a podcast and I said, well, I've always wanted to
Speaker 7: do a judge Gina, like an Agony Auntie, where you know,
Speaker 7: if people not really caught situations, but you know, situations where.
Speaker 2: Petty shit like the situation we were in.
Speaker 7: Well, just you know, if you've got a beef with
Speaker 7: one of your friends, or you need to settle a
Speaker 7: score of some sort.
Speaker 6: You know who's right, who's wrong.
Speaker 7: You know, the beef could be you had a party
Speaker 7: and you bought all the beer or all the alcohol
Speaker 7: and your friend's friends drank it. Also maybe the friend
Speaker 7: should contribute to the alcohol, you know, something like that,
Speaker 7: and we try and quantify things. So, I mean, I
Speaker 7: haven't had a case like that, by the way, but
Speaker 7: you know that sort of thing where it's usually two
Speaker 7: friends who have got just this little tiff going on
Speaker 7: and they need it settled. And most of the people
Speaker 7: will walk away and accept the decision that I've made.
Speaker 6: I try and keep it.
Speaker 2: No, no, we won't spoil our vertic. People are going to
Speaker 2: have to go listen.
Speaker 1: I won't.
Speaker 7: And I think most people are happy or they can
Speaker 7: see the rationale behind it and accept that that is
Speaker 7: the final decision and that the argument is now over.
Speaker 7: So I there's some satisfaction, and that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: But what I do find is that while I am
Speaker 7: going through the motions of cross examining the parties because
Speaker 7: obviously they're self represented, so I need to quiz them,
Speaker 7: they tend to fall apart pretty quickly and I think
Speaker 7: they feel quite intimidated.
Speaker 2: As soon as you ask me to recall dates that
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck me, I don't even what dat
Speaker 2: is today what I've got, I.
Speaker 7: Felt quite intimidated very quickly, and if not, I pulled
Speaker 7: them into line and make sure they do it.
Speaker 1: You called us by our surnames, which made it feel
Speaker 1: even more real, like I was more a mister Jury
Speaker 1: you were mister Coombs.
Speaker 2: You would have had to have studied for a very
Speaker 2: long time at UNI or whatever to become a barrass
Speaker 2: the right I did.
Speaker 7: I did three degrees in a batchel of business in marketing,
Speaker 7: and I did a Bachelor of Arts where I made
Speaker 7: it actually in visual arts.
Speaker 6: So really i'm.
Speaker 7: Qualified art curator, and I did a law degree as well.
Speaker 7: But I'm also a celebrant, and I did a course
Speaker 7: to become a celeberance.
Speaker 1: How many gay weddings do you get asked to do, Gina,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: I've done many. I've done many, same six weddings.
Speaker 7: So in December, I think it was the seventh of
Speaker 7: December of two thousand and seventeen, the legislation changed, oh yea,
Speaker 7: and it was no longer the Union of a man
Speaker 7: and woman. It was the union of two people. And
Speaker 7: generally a couple needs to give thirty days notice in
Speaker 7: order to marry, and that's thirty days before the ceremony.
Speaker 7: And so I actually conducted my very first same sex
Speaker 7: ceremony about thirty five days after the legislation was ratified.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: So I got the notice of intended marriage in that
Speaker 7: week and we had the wedding pretty much a month later.
Speaker 6: So I was straight in.
Speaker 2: They would have had that notice and that email draft ready,
Speaker 2: they had the idea years ago to get Jeana.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was fantastic. So I've done about eighty so far,
Speaker 7: and I do. I do same sex mainly, and it's
Speaker 7: mainly boys. Actually, I do get a lot of girls,
Speaker 7: but I think the girls aren't getting married as much
Speaker 7: as or.
Speaker 1: As those gay boys. We love it, the gay boys,
Speaker 1: the matching suits and the bow ties and the dogs
Speaker 1: walking down Mere.
Speaker 6: But you know, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: I love it so much, and it's so different to
Speaker 7: what I do in my day to day job because
Speaker 7: generally my day to day job there's not a lot
Speaker 7: of love I can imagine, and so this is really
Speaker 7: refreshing travel to do weddings, yeah, well into.
Speaker 6: Stage yeah, do them all around Australia.
Speaker 1: Does it make you happy watching the seasons after you
Speaker 1: on Housewives not be as successful knowing you're gone.
Speaker 7: Although there's only been one season after I left, and
Speaker 7: the feedback is that it wasn't quite as successful, to
Speaker 7: the point really that there wasn't a reunion. Whether or
Speaker 7: not that was success based or not, I'll give you
Speaker 7: the feedback from my own mouth.
Speaker 2: It was fucking dogsheit without you really ruined the series
Speaker 2: for me, Jana, honestly, But.
Speaker 6: I made a difference. I'll have to accept that.
Speaker 2: Did you watch much of it?
Speaker 7: I watched a little bit of it, and I didn't
Speaker 7: find it quite as entertaining as and not because I
Speaker 7: watched myself and I'm entertained. I think it was just
Speaker 7: the dynamic of all the girls in the seasons prior
Speaker 7: to that. I think the girls tried and they you know,
Speaker 7: they put in a good effort, but it was I
Speaker 7: think it was just a tough act to follow. We
Speaker 7: were just a great cast were you know, Sydney struggled,
Speaker 7: New Zealand struggled. We were just a great cast. It
Speaker 7: was a good dynamic, you know, and everyone could. There
Speaker 7: was no competition really, we all had different things to
Speaker 7: offer us, so you know, I think just all round
Speaker 7: it was great. So that's disappointing. I suppose I did
Speaker 7: maybe let a few people downtime. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 7: Hopefully on my podcast I can reconnect with the audience.
Speaker 1: Oh you will.
Speaker 2: Here's what you can do to make it up to me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2: I've heard rumors that because the latest Melbourne season without
Speaker 2: you was a little bit rubbish, they're like, we might
Speaker 2: give Sydney another crack. So what you need to do
Speaker 2: is move to Sydney in time for production so that
Speaker 2: you can be on the revamped house Ie a Sydney deal.
Speaker 7: Well, I've got a feeling that if I said that
Speaker 7: I would come back to the show, that they would
Speaker 7: do it in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Wow, and I wouldn't need to move to Sydney. So okay, So.
Speaker 2: Could you grab your phone right now and send the
Speaker 2: text because I need a.
Speaker 1: New Zinglandy Cohen. Get him on the phone and say
Speaker 1: you'll do it. That's the power that you have Gena
Speaker 1: to reboot a franchise by saying yes, I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: make your.
Speaker 7: Sleep well I've got some ideas about what I could
Speaker 7: do in relation to Housewives, but it's not as a
Speaker 7: cast member.
Speaker 6: So we'll keep that in.
Speaker 7: I'll keep that in the can and maybe we'll have
Speaker 7: something else to talk about down the track.
Speaker 2: Maybe should we do in the reunion episode?
Speaker 6: Yeah, hosted, Well, that'd be fun. I would actually love
Speaker 6: to do that.
Speaker 7: You'd call them out on their shit, I would do
Speaker 7: I would host the reunions.
Speaker 6: Yes, I would do that for sure. Yeah, So talk
Speaker 6: to us.
Speaker 1: What have we missed?
Speaker 2: You haven't been on Housewives in the most recent season.
Speaker 2: It's been a few years since then. Apart from you know,
Speaker 2: its going to work doing the law thing as per usual.
Speaker 2: What have we missed? What's happening in jenas well?
Speaker 7: So I suppose while being a marriage celebratet and doing
Speaker 7: you know, practicing in law has been my main gig.
Speaker 6: And then we were in lockdown for a little while.
Speaker 7: You know, as you know we all were, and in
Speaker 7: Melbourne in particular, I think we were in lockdown a
Speaker 7: lot longer than you guys were in Sydney, and I
Speaker 7: think we just lost connection with everybody really for about
Speaker 7: three years. It feels like so out of the last
Speaker 7: since since I did Housewives in twenty eighteen. I suppose
Speaker 7: the last two years have been more than year before Lockdown,
Speaker 7: and the last year has really just been in practice
Speaker 7: and now doing this podcast, I'm being a celibate. Did
Speaker 7: they suspend all of the court stuff during lockdown? Are
Speaker 7: you doing zoom trials all zoom? Oh god, that weck's
Speaker 7: actually we'rebeck so zoom. There was a breach of security
Speaker 7: with zoom?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: So it became WebEx meetings. Yeah, so I would be
Speaker 7: sitting with my robe and we're gone in my kitchen
Speaker 7: with a virtual background doing county court.
Speaker 1: Did you find it easier to hand down a verdict digitally?
Speaker 1: Then it wasn't real life?
Speaker 7: Well, I wasn't handing down decisions because my practice is
Speaker 7: as a barrister. I'm not on the bench, got it,
Speaker 7: And so I don't hand down the decisions. I cross
Speaker 7: examined all lead evidence, a makeop and closing submissions, and
Speaker 7: I run cases from woe to go and predominantly I
Speaker 7: prosecute in the children's courts. So it was interesting. My
Speaker 7: dogs loved it.
Speaker 1: I apologize for getting your job wrong. This is a
Speaker 1: true story. Once I applied for a job as a barrister,
Speaker 1: thinking it was barista because I need.
Speaker 6: A work, so you wanted to make coffee, You want
Speaker 6: to make.
Speaker 1: Coffee, and then I almost doing your line of work,
Speaker 1: not that I ever could do it right.
Speaker 7: Well, that's interesting because they don't advertise jobs for barristers
Speaker 7: because you're a sole practitioner, so you go into your
Speaker 7: own business and a practice. So if anyone ever sees
Speaker 7: a job for a barrister, know that it is not
Speaker 7: it's it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have.
Speaker 6: To be admitted to practice.
Speaker 7: You have to pass the bar exam and sign the
Speaker 7: bar roll and get your practicing cerdiviia.
Speaker 1: And that's not us. That's not a bit of a process.
Speaker 1: Not really. Well, listen, if you want to get the podcast,
Speaker 1: you can go and listen to our episode now. It
Speaker 1: is available Judge Gina on iHeartRadio where you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: Great to have you on. This was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Before we let you go, we've got to ask one
Speaker 2: important question, and we ask all of our guests this
Speaker 2: same question.
Speaker 1: Yeah we do, we do, yes.
Speaker 2: We just want to know a little thing in life
Speaker 2: that you appreciate, a little self care thing something like that.
Speaker 2: We get all our guests to contribute to this list.
Speaker 2: It's called the List of Things better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we don't want any of our younger listeners
Speaker 2: becoming obsessed with either of the two. There's more time
Speaker 2: things like fresh bed linen, so better than what drugs
Speaker 2: drugs and dick, drugs and dick. Essentially, it's just a
Speaker 2: little thing in life you appreciate.
Speaker 7: I'm probably not really in the running for either of
Speaker 7: those at the moment, so I would say chocolate, chocolate
Speaker 7: and dogs.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 6: No one said that before chocolate and dogs.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what if I've got chocolate and my
Speaker 7: three dogs on the bed and they all lie on
Speaker 7: their back, snoring, and they're so content and happy, and
Speaker 7: I say, God, bless you, darling, and I kiss them
Speaker 7: and I hug them, and they're the happy little soul.
Speaker 2: And then chocolate.
Speaker 7: But when they hear me say you need to snap
Speaker 7: the fuck out of her, I'm sick of your indulge,
Speaker 7: bob fucking shit.
Speaker 6: They run and they hide.
Speaker 7: I would I recognize my voice from the show.
Speaker 2: Oh God? But yeah, all right, added to the list,
Speaker 2: and our last chance to insult me before we go plan.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, no, I'm not going to insult you.
Speaker 7: What I will say is you better than an insignificant
Speaker 7: ass here, both of you, So thank you for being
Speaker 7: on my show.
Speaker 6: And it's been a pleasure to be joining you.
Speaker 1: Oh bless you, Gina. That's lovely.
Speaker 2: Well I want that on my bloody gravestone. Better than
Speaker 2: an insignificant as a significant aarth here.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gina. I appreciate it. You're coming on pleasure?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You can follow the show online?
Speaker 1: Just search a couple of mitches. If you don't, you're
Speaker 1: a tickhead. All right. We've been edging you for weeks,
Speaker 1: teasing you on socials after the announcement that Mitch and
Speaker 1: I are boke. If I'm a hunt for a new
Speaker 1: hobby for whatever reason, I'm looking for a new hobby
Speaker 1: because I've got a lot of time on my hands
Speaker 1: now that I'm a single boy. Mitch is looking for
Speaker 1: another hobby. Why what was your hobby hunt reason?
Speaker 7: Mitch?
Speaker 2: Well, it was kind of a weird coincidence because you
Speaker 2: told me that you wanted to look for more hobbies,
Speaker 2: and a couple of weeks prior, my therapist had said
Speaker 2: to me listen, you've turned your hobby of making videos, podcasting,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. You've turned that into your actual job,
Speaker 2: which means you need new hobbies because they're not your
Speaker 2: hobbies anymore. That's your work. And so I was going
Speaker 2: to do this anyway by myself, like a thing on
Speaker 2: Instagram where I try different hobbies, and then by coincidence,
Speaker 2: it turned out you were in the mood to do
Speaker 2: the same thing. So we were like, fuck it, let's
Speaker 2: make it a thing on the podcast hobby Hunt.
Speaker 1: Correct, And that is where ladies and gentlemen, this was born.
Speaker 1: Ho Yes, welcome to Hobbyhart everybody, the inaugural Hobbyhart. That
Speaker 1: is the first time I've heard that, and it sounds
Speaker 1: like a gay children's boy.
Speaker 2: I did add a little echo we choire effect to
Speaker 2: that opener, just to make it sound a bit more beautiful. God,
Speaker 2: you can really hear your voice, Mitch above everyone else's.
Speaker 2: You sound lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm classically trained, so you can hear it.
Speaker 1: Come out there, yeah, hobby Hunt. Oh my god. This
Speaker 1: is the first of our few hobbies that we're trying out.
Speaker 1: And Mitch took the lead this time around, and you
Speaker 1: led the first hobby Hunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this actually wasn't something new for me, which
Speaker 2: was the whole idea behind hobby Hunt. But I am
Speaker 2: going to be doing things in the next few weeks
Speaker 2: during hobby Hunt where it's going to be out of
Speaker 2: my comfort zone because it's a smack bang in my
Speaker 2: comfort zone. I dragged you and Jenna along to Scout
Speaker 2: Polites and Yoga. That's the studio I go to for
Speaker 2: bar classes, and I wanted you to see what all
Speaker 2: the fuss is about because I do bang on about
Speaker 2: it a bit, being like, oh I love bar class.
Speaker 2: You know, I good enough, And it was actually kind
Speaker 2: of nice having you guys there. It felt like you
Speaker 2: were stepping into my world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely agree. And the instructor that we had
Speaker 1: was your normal instructor that teaches you in your weekly
Speaker 1: classes that.
Speaker 2: You go to correct. Her name's El and she's absolutely gorgeous,
Speaker 2: So you guys got to meet her. So if you
Speaker 2: want to head along to our Instagram at couple of mitches,
Speaker 2: we've got the video, which I feel is highly necessary
Speaker 2: to really understand what we were doing. I'll do my
Speaker 2: best to describe it here on the podcast, but the
Speaker 2: video drops Monday afternoon on Instagram. Make sure you keep
Speaker 2: an eye out. I feel like I should explain before
Speaker 2: we get too carried away what bar actually is. It's
Speaker 2: spelled b are. It's not like a bar as in
Speaker 2: a pub.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like yoga and pilates, but it incorporates
Speaker 2: elements of ballet as well, hence the ballet bar that
Speaker 2: you often lean on. And it says online that bar
Speaker 2: is a toning workout which engages muscles deep inside your
Speaker 2: body that your standard exercises like squats and lungeons and
Speaker 2: sit ups do not reach.
Speaker 1: I agree with that A lot about, to be honest
Speaker 1: with you, a lot of bounce and up and down.
Speaker 1: It felt like I was a toddler at some sort
Speaker 1: of child's class looking at myself in the mirror. But no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna knock it. I'll give you my verdict
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, as you're about to hear, there were
Speaker 2: muscles that Mitch Jerry didn't know he had, that he
Speaker 2: discovered in the class. It was quite funny to witness,
Speaker 2: to be honest, but in this audio, just imagine there
Speaker 2: being really fun music playing, because obviously we've had to
Speaker 2: remove the background music and edit it out so that
Speaker 2: there's no licensing shit. But we started with a dance
Speaker 2: to a Taylor Swift song. We were doing fucking grape vines,
Speaker 2: jumping jacks, and even burpies, which are fucked. Like, who
Speaker 2: doesn't hate burpies? Yet there's something about doing a burpie
Speaker 2: to a Taylor Swift song that makes me think, actually,
Speaker 2: I don't mind.
Speaker 1: It was just you know, I just to you. Let's
Speaker 1: roll it. So this is the warm up? Is it
Speaker 1: at the bar? Class?
Speaker 2: Beautiful elis here and instruct that today?
Speaker 4: Got any words of warning for cheery here? What can
Speaker 4: you expect? They're heavier than they look?
Speaker 3: Oh, Mitch and Jenna?
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah, completely, it's gonna hurt. Okay,
Speaker 9: you're gonna sweat yep, and you're definitely going.
Speaker 4: To dance like a pro.
Speaker 2: Oh we can do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a normal Satday night.
Speaker 4: Now, do you want to dance? Warm up? Are we better?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, one dance warm up?
Speaker 3: Let's do it. My heart right's already at one twenty?
Speaker 3: Is that a problem and I haven't?
Speaker 9: Well, it's about to lift up. We're going to do
Speaker 9: my favorite warm up dance. It's maybe Taylor Swift.
Speaker 6: We may be about to shake it off.
Speaker 9: Okay, fantastic, All right, we're going to go for a
Speaker 9: little grape mind.
Speaker 4: Do we know how to do that? One? We go
Speaker 4: to the side, We have a little clap.
Speaker 3: Can you kick yourself in the.
Speaker 4: Bike so I don't have to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you ever required? Have you done this before?
Speaker 5: I'm simba enthusias?
Speaker 4: Oh, zomber Is it anything like boomba bar class?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, except for the dance part. There's music.
Speaker 3: Let's kick it out again.
Speaker 4: I'd lied to you. Generally, it's like saying, it's like
Speaker 4: now for I'm.
Speaker 3: Here, We're going to do a Plati's berth.
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: We go down, play your hands, step it out, step
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 5: Now you can go a bit harder.
Speaker 4: We can make it a little jump if you like. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there we go.
Speaker 3: Do you just have a DC on site?
Speaker 7: Just?
Speaker 4: I hope I may never have to use one. Isn't
Speaker 4: this more fun than your hot girl war full shift?
Speaker 4: About that? This is a warmer. We haven't even gotten
Speaker 4: the bar involved mate.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell, that was pre bar involvement.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And so we eventually did get the bar involved.
Speaker 2: We had like one hand holding onto the bar for
Speaker 2: support while we were doing some pleaaids, which is where
Speaker 2: the ballet influence comes into it. So obviously you'll see
Speaker 2: it in the video, but for now, just picture us
Speaker 2: doing slut drops on our tippy toes. That's pretty much
Speaker 2: what we were doing. And it was also at this
Speaker 2: point what you're about to hear. While we were doing
Speaker 2: the plaase that you, Mitch decided to do like a
Speaker 2: parent teacher interview with l who's my regular instructor and
Speaker 2: gets some feedback on how I do in class, which
Speaker 2: made me very nervous.
Speaker 6: All right, here it is, let's do some plas.
Speaker 4: That's what we came for, right, Is that like a
Speaker 4: baked good?
Speaker 9: Yes, Fanta, it's this beautiful little cinnamon scroll thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 9: Tail shoots to the floor.
Speaker 3: Where did that come from? That's in the quad.
Speaker 9: All little squeezes up doesn't hurt it all. No, it's
Speaker 9: a smile, not a grimmace. Sure in there for three
Speaker 9: two one, we're gonna lift all the way upstands super tall,
Speaker 9: keep your heels lifted.
Speaker 3: Elle, Yes, did you treat Mitch?
Speaker 10: And I say treat because I feel this is a
Speaker 10: mental condition on a daily basis, on a weekly basis.
Speaker 10: If this was like a parent teacher interview, Yes, and
Speaker 10: I'm his parent and I ask, how is my gorgeous
Speaker 10: child doing?
Speaker 3: What is your review and take on Mitchell's ability to.
Speaker 2: Look me.
Speaker 9: She's nailing the plia. He's really nailing it. I'm going
Speaker 9: to give him an a plus for that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not about general classes like normal classes.
Speaker 9: Oh he's getting so strong. I'm actually very impressed.
Speaker 4: Oh well he has to take a bower right now?
Speaker 4: Did you do that make you good at sport?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 1: Does that, Mitch? Make you feel good? Because I know
Speaker 1: you were anxious about doing it in front of her
Speaker 1: and bringing us to the studio that you go to space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember I told you guys, before we agreed to
Speaker 2: do this and before we organize the bar class that
Speaker 2: I was like, I just think l is so cool
Speaker 2: and if we were in high school together, I would think, Oh,
Speaker 2: she's too cool for me. I can't talk to her.
Speaker 2: She's one of the cool kids. So when you asked
Speaker 2: her to give feedback, I was like, this could crush me.
Speaker 2: Like she has that favorite teacher energy where if they
Speaker 2: ever said anything bad about you, it would just destroy you.
Speaker 2: And I thought, oh my god, if she says I'm
Speaker 2: bad at Bar, I might cry. Yeah, there's not many
Speaker 2: people on planet Earth that have that sort of fucking
Speaker 2: power over me.
Speaker 1: She's very cool, like I was very intimidated by. And
Speaker 1: the way you fucking positioned it was genner at the back.
Speaker 1: You're in the middle that I'm at the front, in
Speaker 1: front of the instructor. And I've never done it before.
Speaker 1: It's like putting a ninety year old woman in exit
Speaker 1: row on a Virgin fly.
Speaker 4: I needed you up the.
Speaker 2: Front so you could pay attention because I've done it
Speaker 2: a million times before, mate, true, true, And I.
Speaker 1: Think you just wanted to check out my ass, to
Speaker 1: be perfectly honest with you.
Speaker 2: I was checking out my own in the mirror, just quietly.
Speaker 1: I was checking out yours too. What do we do next?
Speaker 1: Because I've mentally blocked it all out.
Speaker 2: So this is when we did like fuck, it's hard
Speaker 2: to describe. It was when we like did those flamingo neils,
Speaker 2: so like you know when you go to church and
Speaker 2: they make you genuflect at the altar, like get on
Speaker 2: one knee. Actually, the way I described it was. It's
Speaker 2: like you're getting down on one knee to propose, but
Speaker 2: then before your knee hits the ground, you change your
Speaker 2: mind and go op. Actually I'm not proposing, So it's
Speaker 2: like you get down on one knee, but your knee
Speaker 2: never touches the ground. You just go up and down
Speaker 2: and it fucking burns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was really hard. This was not This was
Speaker 1: like the middle of a class. Would you say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And this is also the part where I was a
Speaker 2: bit embarrassed because you kept asking l questions and some
Speaker 2: of them were so inappropriate. As you're about to hear.
Speaker 4: All right, let's stand and face the bar.
Speaker 9: Let's bring the shoulders relaxed by our sides. Our feet
Speaker 9: are in parallel on train tracks. Slift your right leg
Speaker 9: for me. You're a little flamingo. Okay, you know I
Speaker 9: was gonna say that, but it's true.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 9: Can we sit all the way back so that our
Speaker 9: shin hovers above the match?
Speaker 4: Eggs lifted, Let's go a little bit.
Speaker 3: Quicker muscles are being activated that have never been used
Speaker 3: since I came out of the womb. I think I'm
Speaker 3: regrowing an umbilical cord.
Speaker 9: Oh, you need to jump a little bit closer to
Speaker 9: that bar.
Speaker 3: I'm actually yeah, Now would you say my quad's are gorgeous?
Speaker 4: I would say that, Yes, I know a good cord
Speaker 4: when I see ye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now my penis has gone fully in?
Speaker 4: Is that normal?
Speaker 9: I can't comment.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't speak to my teacher line show my faith
Speaker 4: here again.
Speaker 1: I'm asking serious questions.
Speaker 9: You get some overshare sometimes.
Speaker 5: That was definitely next level.
Speaker 3: That's all the indolphins. Dolphins don't I can't focus.
Speaker 2: Dolphins that you told her your penis was inverted.
Speaker 1: I was like, Mitchell, she's sweet. She appreciate didn't appreciate it,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but she like she was fine. She handled
Speaker 1: that like she's fine. She's fine.
Speaker 2: She's a good sport. You asked a lot of questions
Speaker 2: of l Some were inappropriate, some of them were actually
Speaker 2: quite interesting. This is when you asked about the history
Speaker 2: of pilates and I didn't even know this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ell, can you quit?
Speaker 3: What's the go with pilarates? Is it like a new thing?
Speaker 3: What's the do you have like a story of pilates?
Speaker 9: Pilates are very old, really, yes, so Joseph Pillartes invented
Speaker 9: it in the twenties. Let's pulse here, a little pulse.
Speaker 9: So it started out originally the exercises. He was inspired
Speaker 9: by gymnastics and boxing, that's the true that he got
Speaker 9: inspired by. But when he was a prisoner of war, Wow,
Speaker 9: decided to find exercise as he could do in a
Speaker 9: self in four three two. So by the time he
Speaker 9: moved to America in the forties, he started Joe's Jim
Speaker 9: was not called pilates. It was called contrology, and his
Speaker 9: whole thing was actually about finding control.
Speaker 3: Was it a cult or he was totally doesn't it
Speaker 3: does sound it starts in a prison cell and ends
Speaker 3: at a gym. Okay, so was he he had to
Speaker 3: be gay? I mean this is straight. I really closeted.
Speaker 4: No, he had.
Speaker 9: He had multiple wives and very pretty ballerina lovers.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's go, well, surely that's ten reps.
Speaker 1: So disrespectful. I just yelled back at her, so rude, Mitchel,
Speaker 1: I don't listen.
Speaker 2: You were trying to distract her, weren't you. But the
Speaker 2: whole time she's giving you the history lesson but still
Speaker 2: and pulse.
Speaker 1: And up like she was not going to be thrown
Speaker 1: So impressive, and he spent time in a prison mal
Speaker 1: Narish Daily three.
Speaker 2: Two Like, if that doesn't convince you to sign up
Speaker 2: for Pilarates, what will?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: You can do it in prison?
Speaker 1: True, I know, true, very impressive. I love that history.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that a man in prison, he's so gay.
Speaker 1: By the way, started Pilarates. Good history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, so I'll play one more for you. So
Speaker 2: this is when we were doing a balancing exercise and
Speaker 2: I'm really shit at those, because even after all these
Speaker 2: months of classes, I cannot balance to save my life.
Speaker 2: And so we were sort of lunging one foot forward,
Speaker 2: one foot behind us on the mat, but then we
Speaker 2: lifted the back foot and so we're balancing on one
Speaker 2: and the whole time we also had hand weights in
Speaker 2: our hands to make it even harder. But this was
Speaker 2: the point, Mitch, Remember how you didn't realize you thought
Speaker 2: we were being offered something else other than hand weights.
Speaker 1: I misheard. I misheard. I was clearly very hungry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was a very awkward moment.
Speaker 4: All right, We're going to do some handweights.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: Now I'm going to warn you this is high rep
Speaker 9: even though slow load, so.
Speaker 3: Don't be deceived to one point five kits. Why they
Speaker 3: call it handweights?
Speaker 4: How are you holding them made?
Speaker 2: Let's think about it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I thought she said ham weights, ham weight.
Speaker 1: Yes, I seriously thought you said that way you said,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not even making a dumb Jos's going
Speaker 1: to bring out a Christmas ham and go lift it.
Speaker 5: That's what we trained for.
Speaker 3: Donnie's good. I thought you were going to give me
Speaker 3: some wine.
Speaker 9: Let's all face outwards.
Speaker 4: We're going to stand right, foot forwards.
Speaker 9: Okay, we're going to find our lunch position here, so
Speaker 9: your front knee stacks over your front ankle. Take those
Speaker 9: handwights back behind you. Now from here we're going to
Speaker 9: lift that backfoot. We're going to squeeze the weights in
Speaker 9: a little bicep, curl and stretch it back. Find your
Speaker 9: balance exhaler lifted up, stretch it back. So we do
Speaker 9: a lot of balance work in bar. What's the reason again,
Speaker 9: So that when you're eighty you don't have to lean
Speaker 9: on a piece of furniture to put your on pants on.
Speaker 4: That's why eighty Yeah, yeah, balance, I'm the worth.
Speaker 7: That all that.
Speaker 9: But balance, just like any other aspect of fitness, can
Speaker 9: be trained. I don't like endurance just like strength. Just
Speaker 9: like your health, balance is trainable.
Speaker 4: Is it normal to not be able to balance on
Speaker 4: one side walk? Yes?
Speaker 6: That is really normal.
Speaker 9: Oh god, unfortunately we're all a little uneven.
Speaker 3: Well did you ever we fit bored when you were
Speaker 3: a child?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that shocks me.
Speaker 4: You've got to admit, though, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: For someone like me with ady h D, it doesn't
Speaker 2: get boring because they move They move on so quick
Speaker 2: and keep it interesting.
Speaker 3: This has been so quick the idea of going for.
Speaker 4: A fifty minute walk makes me sick.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was so rude to bored. It was
Speaker 1: very shocking that she didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh I think she frothed it.
Speaker 1: To be honest, Oh okay, so that is our hobby
Speaker 1: hunt hobby number one at a bar class at the
Speaker 1: Polate Studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be honest, that's pretty much as much audio
Speaker 2: as we can play on the podcast, because it was
Speaker 2: at this point in the class that like, we all
Speaker 2: got so puffed we couldn't freakin talk. So you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to check out the video, like I said at
Speaker 2: couple of mitches on Instagram, if you want to see
Speaker 2: the part where we've really start to struggle.
Speaker 1: It was really hard. So I will say, let's make
Speaker 1: a decision. Now, are we going to continue with this hobby?
Speaker 1: Will we power through? Mitch? I mean you go first.
Speaker 1: I think I know your answer.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 2: The one thing I hate about being back home in
Speaker 2: bog Andgate at the moment is that I'm missing my
Speaker 2: bar classes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, it's a no brainer. Mitch is continuing,
Speaker 1: but I might even up at three a week. Fuck
Speaker 1: it a lot, Jenna, Will you continue bar.
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: I was lied to. I told that bar was similar
Speaker 5: to zumba. Huh, But you know what, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: I had a lot of fun and I will be back.
Speaker 3: You'll be back? Yes?
Speaker 2: Why fabulous?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, Well my verdict, will I a tender bar class?
Speaker 1: And will I continue on? The answer will shock nobody? No,
Speaker 1: I will not. I'm not going to bar. I didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy it. I don't like it. I'm in hot girl walks,
Speaker 1: that's all I need. Maybe down the track. I'm not
Speaker 1: ruling it out for a turn. No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I didn't enjoy it, and I felt
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable looking at myself in the mirror of the
Speaker 1: whole time. That doesn't get me off.
Speaker 2: I mean, no one's telling you to do it instead
Speaker 2: of hot girl walks. I did both, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I just can't see it fitting into
Speaker 1: my life at the moment. And that's the truth.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I tried. Like I said, it's perfect for
Speaker 2: people like me with ADHD who find exercise really fucking boring,
Speaker 2: like it just flies by the class. I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's been an.
Speaker 1: Hour already, does fly by.
Speaker 2: It's the first time I found exercise fun, which I
Speaker 2: feel like that is a good thing, right.
Speaker 1: I completely agree, and that yes, and that's what it's
Speaker 1: all about, to be honest with me.
Speaker 6: John, my god, what are you doing.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just googling Joseph Pillarate's Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: is a puff if ever I've seen. Oh my god, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: You've got to google this. Look at him already him.
Speaker 2: He looks so uncomfortable, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: His The first shot is him arching his back for
Speaker 1: the camera. I mean, I've seen a couple of those
Speaker 1: photos of my snapchat last week. I look at him
Speaker 1: with the women, I mean, look at the body on him.
Speaker 1: Though he's very fitly. You want to know a crazy
Speaker 1: fact that I had a bio scan done at my gym.
Speaker 1: This week, I've gone from thirty nine percent body fat
Speaker 1: to twenty four when last week. Oh god, we've got
Speaker 1: to go. We need to get out of here. The
Speaker 1: next hobby will be announced soon. We're not going to
Speaker 1: tell you, but let's just say it's essensual sexy activity.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we'll bring that to you in a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. And again, thank you to Scout Polates and
Speaker 2: Yoga for having this. They're in Saint Peter's and Marrickville
Speaker 2: in the nuest of Sydney. They just go just I
Speaker 2: love them.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed and the studio is beautiful, like it's really.
Speaker 5: Really Did you see the bathrooms?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I did.
Speaker 1: I got changed into my athletic war in the bathrooms,
Speaker 1: which you can watch. By the way, the video will
Speaker 1: be out very soon. Should we give a little code
Speaker 1: word to our like to the listeners that have listened
Speaker 1: on Sunday Night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like something to comment on the videos to
Speaker 2: prove that they're one of our MVPs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the video is not out at the time
Speaker 1: that this podcast has first been launched, So if you're
Speaker 1: listening to this on a Sunday. You're an early bird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be Monday afternoon. We'll drop the video on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You need to comment something, and then we know that
Speaker 1: you're an OG early bird. Why don't we get your comment?
Speaker 1: Shit Coombs looks barred up. No, don't do.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: A cheery looks bard up.
Speaker 5: I was half there anyway, Jenna looks bard up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, just say this has got me barred up.
Speaker 2: But it's b A R R E D.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this looks so hard. Should all be behind
Speaker 1: bars but spelled b right, this.
Speaker 2: Video is so inspiring. Can't wait to get barred up myself.
Speaker 1: You've always have really raised the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just any sort of bar pun comment that Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: any bar party.
Speaker 1: Well know you're an OG. All right, Well, we'll continue
Speaker 1: the hobbyhint in the following weeks. Leave us a five
Speaker 1: star review if you haven't before, on Spotify or Apple Podcasts,
Speaker 1: and we will see you all next week.
Speaker 2: And also, by the way, keep the suggestions coming about
Speaker 2: what hobbies you think we should try, because we're open
Speaker 2: to anything. I dragged Mitch Cherry to an exercise class
Speaker 2: for God's sake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and I did it. And I was
Speaker 1: committed and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: Keep the suggestions coming.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you in a week.
Speaker 2: See you guys, enjoy the pub Mitchell, thanks, I'll catch
Speaker 2: you to an idiot?
Speaker 6: So fuck?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 8: On the end.
Speaker 2: We pretend the show's over, but it is not. We
Speaker 2: keep talking shit, we just carry on. I am flying
Speaker 2: out to Melbourne at eight in the morning. Everyone, Oh,
Speaker 2: how excited before?
Speaker 1: I just wanted a little get away, Like you know,
Speaker 1: it's been a lot the last couple of months, and
Speaker 1: I needed to I was going to go to Fiji
Speaker 1: as we knew, we know that came, we knew. And
Speaker 1: my friend is house sitting this gorgeous apartment, my cousin
Speaker 1: actually he and his wife, and they're like, we've got
Speaker 1: five bedrooms in this apartment in Collingwood. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come? And I don't work Fridays, so I'm flying
Speaker 1: up Friday morning and I'll have a Friday, Saturday Sunday
Speaker 1: and it will be yeah, it'll be nice.
Speaker 2: Fo Yeah, Yeah, that's pretty much the same reason that
Speaker 2: I came to visit Bogan Gate gave. Mom and Dad
Speaker 2: are overseas and I just wanted a bit of shush time.
Speaker 2: Not that they ever imposed when I visit them, but
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll I'll just rack off to
Speaker 2: the farm for a bit and you know, just a
Speaker 2: bit of a loan time, bit of shush time in
Speaker 2: the car as well. It was actually I heard the
Speaker 2: most random fucking thing on the radio when I was
Speaker 2: driving out here. I was listening to your mates WSFM,
Speaker 2: Jenna station did you Go music? Well questionable anyway, I
Speaker 2: heard the news on WSFM, and the news three to
Speaker 2: goes Oh, the voiceover artist behind Mario has retired. He'd
Speaker 2: previously said that he will do it till he dies,
Speaker 2: but he's now retired. And I thought to myself, how
Speaker 2: busy are you as the voiceover for Mario? How often
Speaker 2: do they need you in the fucking studio voicing fresh
Speaker 2: Mario takes like doesn't he just say it's me Mario
Speaker 2: and they can use that same grab over and over again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Also, Mario's vocabulary, He's got awfully broken English,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't say many words other than Aha, hey,
Speaker 1: bitch boo.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 2: Mario have a conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, in the Mario movie, there was a big debarkle
Speaker 1: because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario. This actor, he's
Speaker 1: only the voice of Mario in all the games. He's
Speaker 1: not the voice of Mario in any of the films, right.
Speaker 2: So that actually emphasizes my point. How fucking busy was
Speaker 2: he if he only does the games? How often do
Speaker 2: they release new Mario's on the switch or whatever? And
Speaker 2: they could just hear the old audio? Surely true, he's
Speaker 2: fucking rich.
Speaker 1: Also, guys Ai works wonders and Mario doesn't say much,
Speaker 1: so Ai could easily create a Mario artist that sounds
Speaker 1: like the one that we know and love. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, apparently this guy Jenna can you google what his
Speaker 2: name was? I can't remember that part, but apparently this
Speaker 2: voiceover guy that's retired from Mario he was also Luigi.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, he also did a Leggi hand on heart.
Speaker 2: Never fucking heard Luigi talk ever.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, you're not a Mario fan. I love Luigi.
Speaker 1: Luigi's mansion was so good. Luigi's shy and very scared
Speaker 1: of things, So Luigi's more Luigi. Well they do, they
Speaker 1: just say their names.
Speaker 5: Okay, his name is Charles Martinett. They are sixty seven
Speaker 5: years old.
Speaker 1: Fuck, he's called it early, hasn't he?
Speaker 5: And yes, he portrayed both Mario and Luigi in the
Speaker 5: Super Mario video game series.
Speaker 1: So that's it interesting. I'm going to google.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's what we should get people to
Speaker 2: comment on the video.
Speaker 1: It's a mere barrio bardioy.
Speaker 2: I just found the whole thing very confusing. It was
Speaker 2: major news that the voice of Mario retired, and I
Speaker 2: was like, how fucking busy was he? Exactly what was
Speaker 2: he doing?
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's absolutely loaded? Jenny? Can you google
Speaker 1: Kenny Ortager? Whatever the fuck his name wasn't networth you take?
Speaker 1: Because you'd think Mario is just a global brand. You'd
Speaker 1: think that he'd be rich from royalties.
Speaker 5: According to sports Keta, he has a net worth of
Speaker 5: ten million.
Speaker 1: Sports Keta is that like al Kaider, but they play soccer.
Speaker 1: We're a terrorist organization? Are we going to terrorize you
Speaker 1: with quidditch?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I underestimated the commitment required because I've just
Speaker 2: googled most recent Mario game release. There was Mario and Rabbits, Yep,
Speaker 2: Boughts of Hope, Mario Striker's Battle League, Got Mario Party, Superstars,
Speaker 2: Mario Golf Super Rush, Mario Super Mario three D Well
Speaker 2: and this is all twenty twenty onwards. There's been quite
Speaker 2: a few in the last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He also portrayed a prostitute in Police Quest Open Season.
Speaker 1: Interesting. That's a very I knew.
Speaker 2: I recognize him from somewhere.
Speaker 1: House spoken Gate. Are your parents enjoying their trip?
Speaker 2: They seem to be. Yeah, every day because of the
Speaker 2: time zone thing. We wake up to the family group
Speaker 2: chat being spammed with a lot of things, and only
Speaker 2: sometimes will Dad caption the photos. Other times it's just
Speaker 2: out of context random photos of a bush or a
Speaker 2: hedge or something, And I'm like, babes, the whole point
Speaker 2: of going to Europe is to make people jealous on
Speaker 2: social media. Don't just pop these in the group chat,
Speaker 2: post them publicly.
Speaker 1: Totally forgot that you've saved up for this tree flaunted.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it was a problem of
Speaker 2: saving up. I just think that they were always too
Speaker 2: nervous to deal with the logistics and admin of going overseas,
Speaker 2: which I fucking inherited that trait myself. But when Auntie
Speaker 2: Trish was like, right, I'm going I'll organize everything and
Speaker 2: you just come with me, they were like, sweat, that's
Speaker 2: a good deal.
Speaker 1: God, that's ideal. My parents are exactly the same. They'll
Speaker 1: only go if we organize it, or if it's organized
Speaker 1: twelve months in advance. Like the most recent Hawaii trip
Speaker 1: to get all my family over there. Oh god, it
Speaker 1: was a pain in the ass to organize.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine you dealing with that.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I did an organize a thing and I just sat
Speaker 1: on the light and got upgraded the business class and
Speaker 1: fell asleep after one to Mosa in his NX, it
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right. See, that's the thing I keep bitching about the
Speaker 2: fact that I haven't had a proper holiday in ages,
Speaker 2: Like I've done weekends away and things like that. But
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm talking to proper holiday going to a resort.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the.
Speaker 2: Reason is I'm just fucking waiting for someone else to
Speaker 2: organize it and do all the appmin and then be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I do you want to come with because then I'm
Speaker 2: there with bells on. But I don't want the organizer.
Speaker 2: I used to be the organizer in my friend group
Speaker 2: and I quit years ago. It was too hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big role to be the group organizer,
Speaker 1: you know what, all that stress and drama. Let someone
Speaker 1: else do it.
Speaker 2: I know, because when I'm dealing with something like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: are you free on this date?
Speaker 1: I'll book it.
Speaker 2: I like to hyper focus and just get it done.
Speaker 2: All it takes is one motherfucker in the group chat
Speaker 2: not replying, and I'm like, come.
Speaker 1: On, I'm just waving furious.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't been the group organizer for fucking years.
Speaker 6: You are on this show, though, Yeah, true, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That can be a handful.
Speaker 1: Don't quit that job. I can run it though. I've
Speaker 1: got things organized and ready up my sleeve.
Speaker 2: Really, Wow, you're the glue. You're the fucking glue of
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: Just crack it up and I can. Oh, Jenna's shaking
Speaker 1: it up. That'd be stupid, Jenna, Now, she sip in
Speaker 1: the froth. Stop making eye contact your group. Jenna's phone.
Speaker 1: Your phone's ringing.
Speaker 2: It's a good song.
Speaker 1: It's on, Jennith, She's answered, who is it?
Speaker 6: It's your nan?
Speaker 1: Calling you interest.
Speaker 2: They used to go to school together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, no, of course good friends.
Speaker 2: Can you hear the kafuffle happening in the kitchen on
Speaker 2: the other side of the wall.
Speaker 1: Can you put the mic? Like, just open the door
Speaker 1: and put the mic out of the crack really quickly.
Speaker 1: I just want to get some ambiance.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much they'll be. Not a lot
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: I thought you said there was a commercial kitchen behind you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's down there.
Speaker 4: It's on the other side of this wall.
Speaker 2: This is a hallway.
Speaker 1: Oh down the hall So what yah, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to get up now and go. Thanks Jill. The office
Speaker 1: was lovely recorded my gay podcast. Have a great night
Speaker 1: tonight with meal service.
Speaker 2: I might even stick around for a feed, who knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what is your plan tonight? You're going to
Speaker 1: have a pub feed and then what FaceTime Sean and
Speaker 1: then go home and watch the Telly.
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't really have a plan.
Speaker 1: It's just so interesting. What a lovely little If you
Speaker 1: doing the groceries, you go on shopping, do you have
Speaker 1: an IgA in town?
Speaker 2: No, there's no supermarket here, but it's like a half
Speaker 2: hour drive to get to Forbes of parks. But I
Speaker 2: kind of forgot to factor that in that one of
Speaker 2: the most relaxing things about coming home is being doted on,
Speaker 2: Like Mum does all the cooking, She'll offer to do washing,
Speaker 2: and I kind of forgot to factor in that I
Speaker 2: have to look after myself. It's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get you, I get you.
Speaker 2: But one of our family friends is staying as well.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Oh at the house.
Speaker 2: So I'm not totally offending for myself.
Speaker 1: No, it's like you've got a house mate for the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: And he's Mark in town.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't live here.
Speaker 1: Oh, your brother's not there.
Speaker 2: I called him the other day because I was I
Speaker 2: was kind of fucking around with this in joke that
Speaker 2: I'm in charge of the farm now I've taken over. Well,
Speaker 2: Mom and Dad away, I'm in charge, and I was
Speaker 2: kind of trolling mom and dad in the family group
Speaker 2: chat and saying, I'm making all these changes, I'm going
Speaker 2: to knock a ball out, I'm doing Reno's And as
Speaker 2: a joke, I called my brother to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: seeing as you're a trade, can you make the call?
Speaker 2: Is it fine if I just knocked this wall. It
Speaker 2: should be fine, right, and he goes, yeah, it might
Speaker 2: be load bearing. You'll have to climb up the manhole
Speaker 2: and check if it's not load bearing. Do you know
Speaker 2: what a manhole is? And I said, mate, do I
Speaker 2: just remember who you're talking to. And then like ten
Speaker 2: seconds later, he goes, oh, I just got that.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're gonna have to send me some photos
Speaker 1: of a man holemade. I can't quite put my mind
Speaker 1: to it. You're gonna have to send me some pics.
Speaker 2: And then I wrote in the group chat, Hi, Mum
Speaker 2: and Dad mark sun an initial whisk assessment, and he
Speaker 2: said that it should be right to knock this wall down.
Speaker 2: Where's the hammer? Where do I find that? I'm just
Speaker 2: fucking with them, acting like I'm making all these changes.
Speaker 1: Do they freak out? Are they they think it's funny.
Speaker 2: No, they just went along with it. But little do
Speaker 2: they know the destruction. Little do they know? They know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they now have a tent for a house.
Speaker 2: Did it go to minor ten or something and buy
Speaker 2: some caution tape like under construction. I'll just leave that
Speaker 2: in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yes, why don't you just put their house up for
Speaker 1: sale and put a fourth our side out the front.
Speaker 2: I did also say when I was trolling Mum and Dad,
Speaker 2: I was like, by the way, the name have made
Speaker 2: an offer that I'd be stupid to refuse.
Speaker 1: You might not have a home to come home to,
Speaker 1: should you set tea up at auction? I know? All right, guys,
Speaker 1: Well hit us up in the DMS if you want
Speaker 1: to chat anything about the show, and of course that video,
Speaker 1: the Polates la Bar video will be up tomorrow, but
Speaker 1: go comment so we know that you heard the show early.
Speaker 2: We've given everyone a lot of homework this episode. Go
Speaker 2: listen to Judge Gina which drops some Monday morning, and
Speaker 2: then go to our Instagram and watch the video of
Speaker 2: us at bar class as part of Hobby Hunt on
Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. That's all we ask of you. And also
Speaker 2: leave a five star rating.
Speaker 1: That is quite a bit. It pays yourself. You up
Speaker 1: plenty of your time. But yeah, you essentially have two
Speaker 1: episodes of us this week. You've got this and you've
Speaker 1: got us on Judge Gina.
Speaker 2: So to comment that you're bought up on the video,
Speaker 2: that's all your homework and we will be checking hard.
Speaker 1: It's not hard to send and send mitch Manhole pics.
Speaker 1: It's not hard. Just get it done and do it
Speaker 1: all right. We'll see you guys in a week.
Speaker 2: Enjoy bowing, hang on, hang the fuck on. We hope
Speaker 2: this podcast made you feel at least three better today.
Speaker 2: That's all just three percent.
Speaker 1: So we do, so, we do. There, we do.
Speaker 2: All right, you're all dismissed class, but don't forget your homework.
Speaker 1: Get your homework done. Don't be tarty Sita next week. Everybody, Bye,
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