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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini. But it's

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Speaker 1: coming into the silly part of the year. Would silly

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Speaker 1: season very much Christmas party season. We've got our Christmas

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Speaker 1: party this Friday, actually, which I'm a little bit nervous about.

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Speaker 2: Why A.

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Speaker 1: You're nervous largely because of our junior producer, Analyse, who

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Speaker 1: apparently has just been absolutely off the chain recently. Apparently

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Speaker 1: she hooked up with an eighteen year older her uncle's

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Speaker 1: fiftieth recently. So yeah, she told me she's a bit

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Speaker 1: worried about the Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: Just check that in the air waves. Now she's mortified.

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Speaker 3: But now we'll look after you, Analyse. Will won't but

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Speaker 3: I will.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you have something to say for yourself?

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you just told everyone that.

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Speaker 1: Did no one know that?

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Speaker 5: Analyse?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: It was down with down.

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Speaker 1: Mow, wasn't it? Video?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that was a person video. You didn't put

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Speaker 5: it on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: It didn't make TikTok that video.

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Speaker 4: It would have gone viral a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Did Apparently she's stacked straight after kissing him.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ah, passion stacked.

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Speaker 4: You don't follow my footstack.

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Speaker 3: Guys, were you worried that if your uncle's fiftieth, were

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Speaker 3: you worried that you were going to be related to them?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I definitely was not related to them, if that's what

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Speaker 4: you're implying.

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Speaker 5: No, it was just, you know, you concerned, like third

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Speaker 5: or fourth cousins sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I know, it was my cousin's friends.

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Speaker 7: Thank god.

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Speaker 1: Why was it so private?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Why have I spilled the beans family there?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, it's been embarrassing out with an eighteen

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Speaker 4: It's pretty poor behavior.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're your twenty twenty, twenty one, twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just a number ten, ten years younger than him.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't wry about it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe is six years younger than me, maybe six years.

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Speaker 3: We're getting wpped up, we're gettingrapped up aggressively, okay, aggressively.

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Speaker 1: It's Christmas party season, so there's all sorts of awards

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Speaker 1: with the people that have done the dumbest thing at

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Speaker 1: your job. And that's exactly what we wanted to celebrate

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Speaker 1: here on Will and Woody. We got two hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: Domino's about You to give away for our Pain in

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Speaker 1: the Business Awards.

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Speaker 9: Why from the reading in your car. It's the first

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Speaker 9: annual Pain in the business a lot. We've your where's

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Speaker 9: it hoops wire.

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Speaker 1: And old woody. Yes, that's right, the paint of the

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Speaker 1: business Awards. We're gonna kick it off today. Would was

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Speaker 1: a Monday's Award for the rsiest person at Yours job

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Speaker 1: is going to go for the biggest blunder over Zoom.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I think it's going to be hard to beat.

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Speaker 3: Our panel operator, Joel pushes the button s here. We

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Speaker 3: love him here in the studio. But Joel, you're such

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Speaker 3: a tight ass that when we had an interview with

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Speaker 3: Jamie Oliver, you didn't think it was worth buying the

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Speaker 3: premium Zoom account.

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Speaker 10: I've got two kids to feed, so I got the

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Speaker 10: free account.

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Speaker 1: And normally you've got an account for any interview with

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Speaker 1: the biggest chef in the world.

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Speaker 10: Well, I got a forty five minute window, and unfortunately

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Speaker 10: we sat in the waiting room for forty minutes. By

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Speaker 10: the time he joined the call, there was four minutes

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Speaker 10: left and we lost Zoom. And we lost Zoom at

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Speaker 10: the most important mot as he's telling a story about

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Speaker 10: being naked preparing a meal for a date of his

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Speaker 10: when he was in his early twenties and had he

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Speaker 3: Will and listen to the moment that we lost him.

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Speaker 1: Literally, the only thing I was wearing was a bow

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Speaker 1: on the end of it.

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Speaker 2: So then I opened the oven.

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Speaker 5: This is a true.

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Speaker 3: Story, dude.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, go on.

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Speaker 6: But okay, you think or you think you've witnessed been

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Speaker 6: a part of a bigger Zoom fail in your office

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Speaker 6: this year?

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Speaker 1: Third end one O six five is the number you'll

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Speaker 1: win the Pain the Business Award for Biggest Zoom Failed

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars Domino's voucher for the person who wins

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Speaker 1: thir D one O six five will do it right

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Speaker 1: next wards. It's the silly season. Lots of Christmas parties

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Speaker 1: going on, awards for things that have happened during your

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Speaker 1: office throughout the year, and we want to get involved.

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Speaker 1: We think this is a pretty special award. Here at

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody, we are doing the Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: Pain in the Business Award for the astiest person at

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Speaker 1: your job. And today, Category number one is Biggest Zoom

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Speaker 1: Blunder for twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 9: From the radio in your car. It's the first annual

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Speaker 9: Pain in the Business a lot with your boxquiz, It

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Speaker 9: hops Where and Old Woody.

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Speaker 1: Very good pleasure to be hope hosting the Pain of

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Speaker 1: the Business Awards now, just a quick reminder for all

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Speaker 1: of this is just to you know, level the playing field.

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Speaker 1: We're not laughing at you. Zoom blunders have been our

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Speaker 1: specialty this year. If you missed the one with Jamie Oliver,

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Speaker 1: get on the podcast. But we did have one a

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Speaker 1: mere two weeks ago with Oscar Award winner Ramy Mallick.

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Speaker 1: We were interviewing him for the new Bond film. He

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Speaker 1: plays the villain. Huge interview for us. You and I

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Speaker 1: had a couple of the gronies and a couple of

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Speaker 1: technical errors. In arguably the worst interview we've ever had.

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Speaker 7: Something that maybe compensates for that, so you can you're elleguan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a huge freeze issue right there.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on, but I think that's

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Speaker 5: our time.

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Speaker 7: Okay, there we go.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, we have to very quickly hear and I'll torch

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Speaker 5: myself here my attempt to send him the message, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I understand you listen to my yeah, after I clearly

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Speaker 7: That's something that maybe compensates for that, so you can

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Speaker 7: still feel eliguate'.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's so unconvincing. Yeah yeah, man, man, yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: move into them. We've said the time the biggest zoom

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Speaker 1: blunder for twenty twenty one in Willingwoody's Business Awards Painting

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Speaker 1: the Business Awards a two hundred dollars Domino's vouch for

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Speaker 1: the person who wins this. Tara, what you got?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Boys? How are you well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? You had a blunder on a zoom in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 4: Yep, So I was on a call with over two

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Speaker 4: hundred people because it was an entire people in Culture Peace.

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Speaker 4: We had our massive chief speaking. Someone didn't realize they

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Speaker 4: were on mute, and we all heard this person booking

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Speaker 4: in a perhapsmear appointment.

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Speaker 1: Not bad, not bad, Sorry Tara, but like that isn't

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Speaker 1: like I've obviously never booked a perhapsmere in before. But

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Speaker 1: that doesn't involve you know, technicalities, does it. Like it's

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Speaker 1: just like you know, doctor's appointment. Give me a wipe.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So we just heard this person obviously they are

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Speaker 4: on the phone to someone and they actually said, look,

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Speaker 4: I'm just booking looking a book in a paps me.

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Speaker 4: So she actually said that, and the chief sort of

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Speaker 4: But they didn't realize so they just kept talking.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's a.

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Speaker 5: Great zoom blunder, very very Good's a Courtney there, Courtney,

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Speaker 5: your boss had a pretty epic zoom fail.

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Speaker 7: She did. Were at home isolating, and she like, let

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Speaker 7: us know that. We're like, we're just gonna have a

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Speaker 7: team meeting. It was all good. And then one of

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Speaker 7: our really high up boses was like a message here

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Speaker 7: and was like, hey, We're like, I'm going to join

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Speaker 7: the zoom chat. She's like, oh, guys, I just need

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Speaker 7: to get changed. I'm in my nineties. The laptop must

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Speaker 7: have fallen as she got off her bed and the

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Speaker 7: whole team saw her naked.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Mercy, Wow, that is pretty good gear. All right,

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Speaker 1: Moving on here, these are while but are doing the

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Speaker 1: Pain in the Business Awards. William Wood. He's lastiest person

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Speaker 1: for the year in twenty twenty one. At your business,

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Speaker 1: We're kicking it off with zoom fails. Andy's got one here, Andy,

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Speaker 1: you are hosting a trivia night on zoom.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 8: I was gentlemen, how are we today?

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Speaker 5: Very well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you mate? What happened?

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Speaker 8: Sadly I'm not tech savvy and the first time I

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Speaker 8: decided to host a little zoom call for the team,

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Speaker 8: unfortunately decided to leave my adult content up in the

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Speaker 8: browser with multiple tabs up there.

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Speaker 4: Which.

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Speaker 5: Multiple tab man six man in her basket and Robins

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Speaker 2: Man, I get it.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, give it up?

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Speaker 5: So sorry, Andy, just so Andy, just to give forward.

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Speaker 5: So did you share your screen then? Is that what happened?

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Speaker 8: I got to mention we're all good?

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Speaker 1: Oh jee strawdinary just multiple multiple real session?

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: You said?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Donique six five dominic. You're the final

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Speaker 1: numb here Will and Wood. He's painting the business awards

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Speaker 1: the nastiest person at your job in twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: We're talking Zoom fails a two hundred dollars, Domino's voucher

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Speaker 1: oke and Andy's probably in the lead at the moment.

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Speaker 5: What have you got?

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Speaker 2: So I was on a call and there was about

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Speaker 2: gone on mute. The next person to speak was our manager.

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Speaker 2: The manager started speaking and she she just chimed in

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Speaker 2: and said, oh my god, he's full of shit. He

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Speaker 2: doesn't even know what he's saying. She actually had her

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Speaker 2: parents in the room, but like, not on camera, but

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Speaker 2: behind her screen. Can you hear him? Yeah, he actually

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Speaker 2: looks as dumb as he looks, as dumb as he stunds.

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Speaker 2: Just see what he looks like. So we were all

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Speaker 2: kind of just speechless anything no, not for not for

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Speaker 2: But she ended up, yeah, having a HATEHR meeting with

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Speaker 2: him after. But she told me it was the funniest

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Speaker 5: Fair enough.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there really good.

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Speaker 5: The truth sets your free. He's very aggressive truth. It's

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Speaker 5: got to be the dead man.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't anything said? He said multiple dab man, Andy, you've

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Speaker 1: got yourself a two hundred dollars dominoes vouch out.

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Speaker 8: That's all worth it?

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Speaker 1: Give you a pizza extra Cheesy Love with Domino's Cheesy

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