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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini. Right now

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Speaker 1: we are talking about the Queen. It's low there button

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Speaker 1: but to Joel laughing at you know, the gags. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: the Queen. Now, before I go on.

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Speaker 2: I'm laughing at the gag.

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Speaker 1: Got to be, it's got to be before I go on.

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Speaker 1: I do hop the Queen is okay. I know recently

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Speaker 1: she spent a night in hospital and now there's a

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Speaker 1: bit of news about her spraining her back and that's

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Speaker 1: why she missed the Remembrance Day service which was on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: And she is ninety five, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Remembering

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Speaker 2: Day service for someone like her, you know, having lived

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Speaker 2: through World Wars, sure, this is especially very occasion of hers.

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Speaker 2: There's something that she would never want to miss.

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Speaker 1: No, so she obviously did sprain her back pretty badly

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Speaker 1: to miss it. And again I do hope that she

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Speaker 1: is okay. But here's the thing. I was reading a

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Speaker 1: bit about this story about how she sprained her back

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Speaker 1: and it was confirmed that that is why she missed

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Speaker 1: the service.

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Speaker 2: And why is it even in question if the queen

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Speaker 2: and since she sprained her back, she's sprained her bloody back, mate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure, I agree with you. I agree with you,

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Speaker 1: But they never revealed how she sprained her back again expiles,

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Speaker 1: she's ninety five. I never revealed how.

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Speaker 2: She's ninety five. She could have sprained her back changing

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Speaker 2: the channel on the TV like honestly.

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Speaker 1: Now, the reason I don't think she revealed how she

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Speaker 1: sprained her back is because she sprained it in an

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Speaker 1: embarrassing way. She's done something embarrassing. She's ninety five, She's

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Speaker 1: hurt her back. The only reason you don't explain how

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Speaker 1: you hurt yourself is when it happens and embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Can you give me an example of how you think

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Speaker 2: she might have sprained her back if she hasn't done

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Speaker 2: it reaching to get cheese out of her cabinet.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say something disrespectful, so I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I will not speculate as to how she embarrassingly hurt

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Speaker 1: her back, but I will give you an example from

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Speaker 1: my life. I was once a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: I was rushed to hospital because I genuinely thought I

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Speaker 1: was done. Turns out I just had a pimple on

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Speaker 1: my back. That's right, now, What do you think you had?

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Speaker 3: Again?

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Speaker 1: I thought I had a spinal cord abscess.

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Speaker 2: He called me about this, and you got me to

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Speaker 2: call my dad, who's a physician.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Was he overseas as well? Or he's doing insane important

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Speaker 1: and that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was at a conference, yeah, in Germany.

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Speaker 1: Got me on the phone very quickly, and I was like, mate,

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Speaker 1: I'm dying. I've got a spinal cord abscess. Anyway, rushed

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Speaker 1: to hospital. Turns out it has had a pimple on

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Speaker 1: my back. Now, I didn't tell anyone about that because

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Speaker 1: it was embarrassing. Obviously, thirteen one oh six five's out

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Speaker 1: of number. I want to prove this further. Did you

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Speaker 1: injure yourself in a really embarrassing way and then lie

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Speaker 1: about it? Okay, that's the only reason you lie about

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Speaker 1: how you got injured, because you did it in an

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Speaker 1: embarrassing way. I'll give you another example from my own life.

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Speaker 2: I was also russia to the first example from your

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Speaker 2: own life as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I said, also from my own life. So

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Speaker 1: I was once rushed to hospital. Again's a bit of

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Speaker 1: a theme picking up here. Turns out I just had

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Speaker 1: compressed as. Now, again I didn't tell anyone about it

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Speaker 1: because it was embarrassing help us out Australia thirty one

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Speaker 1: oh six fives out number? Did you injure yourself in

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Speaker 1: an embarrassing way?

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Speaker 2: Can you just with the compressed cast scenario? The way

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Speaker 2: they found out is that the massage the fart out

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Speaker 2: of you in the emergency, didn't they?

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Speaker 1: Yes, a man with very gentle hands did the worst

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Speaker 1: job possible and then they had to clear the area.

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Speaker 1: Did you injure yourself in an embarrassing way? And then

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Speaker 1: lying about it onto itsil back into that audio surprised me.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. The reason

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Speaker 1: we played that audio is because the Queen missed a

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Speaker 1: Remembrance Day service on Sunday and it was revealed that

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Speaker 1: she sprained her back. They didn't give the reason as

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Speaker 1: to how she sprained her back, and I'm speculating, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think speculating too far that she did an

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Speaker 1: embarrassing way.

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Speaker 2: You still haven't given me what you think that would

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Speaker 2: be with the queen.

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Speaker 1: Now, that was disrespectful to to to to to simply

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Speaker 1: ponder what embarrassing things you could have been doing. So

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Speaker 1: I won't do it. Well, I'm not going to play

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Speaker 1: stupid games. Let's got to Donna here on thirty one

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Speaker 1: six five. Donna, how did you embarrass yourself into yourself

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Speaker 1: in an embarrassing way?

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Speaker 4: Myself?

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Speaker 3: Well, I put the chili the night before, put the

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Speaker 3: contact lenses out, put them in the cake.

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Speaker 4: Next morning, put them in.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't bloody see because the contact lens had stuck to

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Speaker 3: my eyes and were burning them. Phone an ambulance, got

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Speaker 3: taken to the hospital, and then I twigged ship it

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Speaker 3: was the chili. But I made that it was the

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Speaker 3: contact lenses.

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Speaker 4: Oh, already one the truth.

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, now, so you put your contact lenses in chili.

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Speaker 3: I've been chopping chili to make a chili to the contact.

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Speaker 2: With your fingers right with the chili on them.

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Speaker 1: Common mistakes, you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've certainly been in situations before where I've had a

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Speaker 2: spicy meatball or anything chili related, and I've gone to

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Speaker 2: the toilet as a man and yeah, holding Oh, that

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Speaker 2: is one of the most unpleasant things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel like vomiting when that is so painful? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: real quick, have a contact story. I once forgot to

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Speaker 1: take my I went I put my contacts in contact

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Speaker 1: lenses in one morning, and I was like, like my

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Speaker 1: eyes my ass went blurring and I took them out,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, my eyesight's fine. I'm freaking Spider Man,

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Speaker 1: Like overnight my vision heels. You had my radio genuinely.

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Speaker 2: Thought that the first thing that came to your head.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm Spider Man and something's happened and

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Speaker 1: my vision and my vision's been fixed. Anyway, it turns out,

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Speaker 1: let's forgot to say, my contact lends out from the night.

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Speaker 4: Before, so I just double.

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Speaker 3: True story.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to an you took them off. I was like,

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Speaker 1: my sight, Let's go to Amanda here.

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Speaker 4: You idiot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was idiot.

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Speaker 3: That was dumb. You are?

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Speaker 2: You never ceased to remind me you are?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was dumb. Let's go to Amanda. Amanda you were?

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Speaker 1: You hurt yourself in an embarrassing one I did.

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Speaker 4: Indeed, I used to get teased for having a monobrow

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Speaker 4: in high school. So I used I used hair remove

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Speaker 4: a cream to get rid of the middle bit, and

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Speaker 4: basically I left it on for way longer than ten minutes,

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Speaker 4: which is a maximum time you should have it on,

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Speaker 4: and it left like huge blisters in the middle of

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Speaker 4: my mono.

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Speaker 1: What excuse? What excuse did you go for?

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Speaker 4: Well, when I went back to school, I told everyone, Oh,

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Speaker 4: I was slipping an egg and hot oil landed on

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Speaker 4: my face, and then I got nicknamed egg slip after.

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Speaker 1: That original bagfires. Thanks Amanda. I got Amy here now, amazing,

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Speaker 1: Hello Amy in an embarrassing way.

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: I met a good English thought on Hinge and for

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Speaker 3: a first date, I invited him back to my house,

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Speaker 3: which isn't something I normally do, but he was very

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Speaker 3: pretty sure. So one thing led to another, and we

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Speaker 3: were in a particular position. I don't want to get

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Speaker 3: through graphic about the position, but my sister has a dog.

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Speaker 3: The dog's name is Chuck. Will in Chuck's favorite position.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we've all got it. Yep, we've got it. Come

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Speaker 1: on well together, But what's Chuck got to do with it?

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Speaker 1: Chuck is a dog.

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Speaker 3: We're in Chuck's favorite position.

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Speaker 2: Okay, incidental right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, that's irrelevant position. So everything was going great.

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Speaker 3: He was getting all the right spots and then all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden he accidentally hit it with the sun

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Speaker 3: dron't time, which which we rectified very quickly. But the

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Speaker 3: next day, my back was so paralyzed that I had

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Speaker 3: to call my mom to pick me up from work.

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Speaker 1: And what did you tell your mum?

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Speaker 3: I said that I injured it at the gym. I

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Speaker 3: said I was on pumping too hard, which isn't true

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Speaker 3: part of the truth.

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Speaker 1: Really. Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You Know you want to