Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Watch him out that, please if it's.
Speaker 3: A cafe with one toilet.
Speaker 2: No, now you've taken them.
Speaker 4: Mickey, what's supposed for beef? He stays, what's not a
Speaker 4: market price? Because I don't want to get ripped off?
Speaker 3: Christ one four.
Speaker 4: Good morning, It is Monday morning, eight minutes past six.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Patsyny, Good morning Jack, you guys everyone have
Speaker 4: a good weekend. Hey.
Speaker 2: When hearing that ad as to talk about the bees
Speaker 2: again in that intro, my friend goes to our mate Mick,
Speaker 2: who sells Yes, he has bought a pack of fifteen thousand.
Speaker 4: Bees, kidding, what is your mate doing with it?
Speaker 2: He's got them on the the roof of his bungalow
Speaker 2: and he's only had him for six months, so they
Speaker 2: haven't started making honey yet, but over the next six
Speaker 2: months they will start to produce honey.
Speaker 4: I thought they had to have those like the hives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, they've got hives built on top of the bunk.
Speaker 4: He's just chucked, pulled down a ladder and seen them
Speaker 4: mount in to us living in the guny in the
Speaker 4: lagging do they and amongst the asbestos. There's spin honey out.
Speaker 2: Of and now the downpipes produce honey. Tap it on
Speaker 2: and tap it on?
Speaker 4: Seeing ow B movie, PATSI, how was your weekend?
Speaker 5: Had a great weekend. We had the senior school production
Speaker 5: at Audie's School on Saturday.
Speaker 4: How was that?
Speaker 5: It was brilliant.
Speaker 4: They did a great job. They did legal you know,
Speaker 4: because you know you are like our chief theater critic,
Speaker 4: you know, Thursday night, obviously you went to the red
Speaker 4: carpet of Moon Rouge and we had an hour long
Speaker 4: review on Friday that was just a left downside of
Speaker 4: the stage. We're not even joking.
Speaker 2: Even they will get a breakdown of what the stage
Speaker 2: looked like.
Speaker 4: I can't relax until I've stopped the show for the year.
Speaker 4: That were out of the whole moon on Roos breakdown.
Speaker 5: They did such a great job. You know, some of
Speaker 5: those kids are just they're phenomenal.
Speaker 4: Rather the next Hugh Jackmans, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Well they are the next Hugh Jackman's. They're the new
Speaker 5: generation do They did it such a great job. But
Speaker 5: they had a couple of dogs because one of one
Speaker 5: of the side Yeah, El's got that little chihuahua thing that.
Speaker 4: She carries around in her students who weren't good had
Speaker 4: to pretend to be the dogs. No, they're going to
Speaker 4: be the under the mean chi sick.
Speaker 5: They roped in a couple of the teacher's dogs, pet
Speaker 5: dogs to do it.
Speaker 2: It was so.
Speaker 4: Funny commitment to the thing. I thought you could just
Speaker 4: get a stuffed toy though.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: They did a brilliant job.
Speaker 2: And was the dog atch just nod. It was a
Speaker 2: Jack Russell.
Speaker 5: It was a ginger Jack Russell.
Speaker 4: He wasn't a pit bull.
Speaker 2: Down so the role of the so fair.
Speaker 5: Front rowe, the role of Bruiser was played by Rocky
Speaker 5: go Down Churchill, and it was absolutely hilarious because Rocky
Speaker 5: wasn't a willing participant at times.
Speaker 4: So the dog was called Rocky. I wasn't far off.
Speaker 5: That was his name, and he was kind of getting
Speaker 5: dragged along the stage by the leash. But no dogs
Speaker 5: were harmed in the process.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: No, it was very good. It was very good.
Speaker 5: But we went out a spot a dinner before your recommendation. Actually, Jack,
Speaker 5: it was out at Mooney Pond's. It is it mussella Yeah,
Speaker 5: the steakhouse. Beautiful, beautiful meal, but it was packed with
Speaker 5: all the families were there having dinner with their kids.
Speaker 5: And we're under very strict instructions by Audrey not to
Speaker 5: get too close to her, so we weren't allowed to
Speaker 5: give her.
Speaker 4: So what she was a different part of the restaurant.
Speaker 5: We weren't allowed to give her snuggies or ruggies, which
Speaker 5: is cuddles or kisses.
Speaker 4: Nine.
Speaker 5: But we're at that stage Christian where we, you know,
Speaker 5: we like have to be strangers.
Speaker 4: It's disappearing from the horizon. Yeah, it's brutal. It is brutal,
Speaker 4: constant kind of embarrassment now and the hand hold and
Speaker 4: they used to love suddenly just one day, there's no
Speaker 4: more of that about that. They don't like that. It
Speaker 4: would be so weird. Do not do? They'd be so odd.
Speaker 4: I aren't meant to pick up my daughter yesterday from
Speaker 4: a sleepover, and I was just stood by the car
Speaker 4: right because it's nice to sunning myself think and I
Speaker 4: help with her overnight bag. She opens again. She does
Speaker 4: this over dramatic double tight like she was just like,
Speaker 4: oh gods, so weird. You just stood there, am your dad?
Speaker 4: You text me saying can I come and get you?
Speaker 4: Nothing about this. It's remotely weird, you know, would mean
Speaker 4: weird as you right now.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing. You can't step afoot right, So yeah,
Speaker 5: we're on very strict instructions down, no no smoochies, no
Speaker 5: holding hands, to walk across the road, to go to school.
Speaker 2: Holding hands.
Speaker 4: That's the worst thing. Perats with her daughters.
Speaker 2: No one told me how much joy that would bring.
Speaker 2: You hold it because Gory, obviously at eighteen months, is
Speaker 2: at a stage where he now to do anything like
Speaker 2: get down up steps across the road, he puts his
Speaker 2: hand up in the air and you take his hand.
Speaker 4: It's like stintive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everything holding his hand across.
Speaker 4: And that little hand as well. They're like it's so fresh,
Speaker 4: it's like the world hasn't touched it or hard it yet.
Speaker 4: And that's like that for years they instinctly want to
Speaker 4: hold your hand. Then one day there's no smoot cheese
Speaker 4: and there's now handholding. And even just stood by your
Speaker 4: car offering to open a car door. It's like, so
Speaker 4: we just stood there.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: My wife and I went out for a celebration dinner
Speaker 4: on Saturday night to Mark one thousand shows Lovely and
Speaker 4: it's me taking my wife out for dinner. Actually to
Speaker 4: her huge part of it because for us to do this,
Speaker 4: that means that we have a very very strong other
Speaker 4: partners that are there when we're talking too much about
Speaker 4: radio getting up in our head too much. So I
Speaker 4: want to take my wife out. And someone told us
Speaker 4: about this new French restaurant that looks like it's inside
Speaker 4: a cathedral.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at the forest.
Speaker 4: Amazing. It looks like the inside of a cathedral. By
Speaker 4: the name of it, it's cold. My god is on
Speaker 4: to look at the word rain, Rain and LaRue, Rain
Speaker 4: and LaRue. That's a new French restaurant. I think it's
Speaker 4: only been for a couple of months. It's on Collins
Speaker 4: Street and it's yeah, it's it's unbelievable. So before we
Speaker 4: even went out for dinner, I like to be maybe
Speaker 4: old fashion this way, but if there's a reservation at
Speaker 4: six o'clock, in my mind, we need to be given
Speaker 4: there at ten to two at the latest. But my
Speaker 4: wife's still on the biggest sources of tension in our
Speaker 4: relationship after twenty five years of marriage, is I call
Speaker 4: my wife a time optimist. She said, it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: only days me five minutes to dry my hair, try
Speaker 4: my hand. I'm like, nothing just takes a couple of
Speaker 4: minutes in life. One thing you realize as an adult
Speaker 4: there is nothing that just takes a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm married to a time.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's so stressful. Both of my daughters
Speaker 4: I've raised the right way. They like to be somewhere
Speaker 4: on time, right. They realize that is the right way
Speaker 4: to be. My wife. If we have a restaurant booking,
Speaker 4: or we need to be somewhere at say one in
Speaker 4: the afternoon, my wife will think that we will leave
Speaker 4: around then No, And then sometimes I'll just go ahead
Speaker 4: because it just makes it less stressful for both of us.
Speaker 4: But really, I gets oh my god, are you like this, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guilty. Really Chris hates it.
Speaker 4: I get very I think it's like a sign of
Speaker 4: rudeness to other people.
Speaker 2: I just think, like this, it's so easy to work
Speaker 2: backwards and go like yes. Sometimes I feel like lying
Speaker 2: to her and saying like, if we had at six,
Speaker 2: then just say we've got to be there at five thirty.
Speaker 4: It's what's the time. And I just add on time,
Speaker 4: there was a period word moves the clocks forward just
Speaker 4: by five or ten minutes. It's not going to do
Speaker 4: you a harm to arrive early somewhere for the wrong time.
Speaker 2: It would be a test for you to spend any
Speaker 2: holiday time with Bianker's family. Every time a holiday with them,
Speaker 2: they're all like it. They're all like this. They just
Speaker 2: don't care about the time. If it's something's at two o'clock,
Speaker 2: then leaving by two o'clock on time. We were all
Speaker 2: as a group relate to her brother's wedding rehearsals by
Speaker 2: an hour an hour.
Speaker 4: But then you've being run axed as someone else being
Speaker 4: ten to go where are they?
Speaker 2: And it brings me amassing anxiety. But then I got
Speaker 2: there because her family is so used to it. Her
Speaker 2: brother's like, yeah, that's a right, no worries.
Speaker 4: So anyway, when we go into this restaurants p Fillinn right,
Speaker 4: it's obviously they've got staff who are newly trained and
Speaker 4: stuff like it, so they're very, very attentive. They sit
Speaker 4: us down and I just thought the guy was making
Speaker 4: small talk instead of my wife. And they go and
Speaker 4: is there anything special occasion or anything tonight? And my
Speaker 4: wife goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a special
Speaker 4: Miles Stone. My husband and I are celebrating and you
Speaker 4: know a significant number, and we move on.
Speaker 2: When I asked for the bill, is the significant number
Speaker 2: one thousand shows?
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I don't say anything because I don't want
Speaker 4: to start talking about it. Doesn't dinner, so we leave it.
Speaker 4: Two hours later, asked for the bill, and then he
Speaker 4: looks at my wife like I'll be back in a moment,
Speaker 4: and we both go odd. We just thought, is he
Speaker 4: going to be one of those things where they get
Speaker 4: they put it in a book and it's like super expensive.
Speaker 4: I asked to see the menu because I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to add up, like how much? Why is he like,
Speaker 4: I'm going to go and get some loop Get ready,
Speaker 4: it's going to hurt anyway. They come back with a
Speaker 4: birthday cake and start singing happy birthday to me, and
Speaker 4: I didn't want to cause a scene. I felt so embarrassed,
Speaker 4: and my wife goes, oh my god, they think it's
Speaker 4: your birth just play along. People then start looking around
Speaker 4: singing happy birth the job. I'd have enjoy a fake birthday.
Speaker 4: I haven't bree chocolate cake with a candle. It was amazing.
Speaker 4: I might do that more often anytime you go in
Speaker 4: to a restaurant. It's my birthday today.
Speaker 3: Look, Christian Connell Show, Podcast.
Speaker 4: Of the Weekend. Went back and watched the show that's
Speaker 4: over twenty years old. And you know, sometimes you go
Speaker 4: back and see a TV show that you used to
Speaker 4: really really laugh and some of them stand up to
Speaker 4: the testa times some of them don't. It's kind of heartbreaking.
Speaker 4: So catching up with an old friend, you know, I
Speaker 4: wish who I hadn't hung out with you again. This
Speaker 4: is a very different time place. The TV show I
Speaker 4: went back to actually stands up really well. My daughter
Speaker 4: said to me, what's a classic Australian comedy? So if
Speaker 4: we in the UK have got like the Office of
Speaker 4: forty Towers, what is it here? And I said, oh,
Speaker 4: probably something like Kath and Kim. She, obviously, because she's sixteen,
Speaker 4: not heard of it. I said, look, watch an episode
Speaker 4: with me, see if you like it. She loved it
Speaker 4: so much we'd end up watching four episodes back to
Speaker 4: that that is still if any think it made me
Speaker 4: laugh even harder than the early two thousands when we
Speaker 4: first got it in the UK. I think it was
Speaker 4: two thousand and one, two thousand and two, What a funny, funny,
Speaker 4: so good, so good. The whole cast are very good
Speaker 4: as well. I forgotten how good Glenn Robbinson's as Cow.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he steals and Magn's are they're still
Speaker 4: the scenes at times. They're so good. Yeah, Kathy Kim's
Speaker 4: still very funny now.
Speaker 3: Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Did you watch it yesterday? Buddy getting his Lap of
Speaker 4: honor Ah Jack. It was so moving, so he had
Speaker 4: his family with him, he had his he had his
Speaker 4: kid in his arms. Everyone obviously gave him a standard ovation.
Speaker 4: He was in tears. He always very quiet guy swaggers
Speaker 4: on the oval, but it was it was amazing how
Speaker 4: we're so in all I think of actually seeing and
Speaker 4: normally I guess he's used to seeing people cheer him
Speaker 4: and that when he's kicks just another amazing goal he
Speaker 4: was getting. He was getting all this lover and adulation
Speaker 4: just by just being himself, and it was amazing. He
Speaker 4: was actually in tears. I was in tears watching.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he'll change his mind now about being
Speaker 2: at the Grand Final, because they every retiring player or
Speaker 2: all the legends that have retired that year get to
Speaker 2: do a lap of honor before the Grand Final and
Speaker 2: head I read that he didn't want to do it,
Speaker 2: just be big for that reason that he's very humble
Speaker 2: and he just doesn't like the accolades.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was amazing seeing it, all right. So I
Speaker 4: was just saying, how introduced my sixteen year old daughter
Speaker 4: to the genius of Kathy Kim over twenty years old
Speaker 4: and still stands up well. I was very please watch
Speaker 4: it again. She absolutely loved it. And when I was
Speaker 4: saying good night to her last night, she was like,
Speaker 4: she said, oh, can we watch some more Kathy Kim
Speaker 4: when I get home from scol And I was like, yes,
Speaker 4: She's gonna be right in life. And it's still really funny.
Speaker 4: Kathy Kim is very good. There are a lot of
Speaker 4: shows so you go back to and you watch them
Speaker 4: and they're like, you're like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 4: not a's very well and actually want to know who
Speaker 4: the hell was I then, how can we human being
Speaker 4: have enjoyed this show? My quality? There must have been
Speaker 4: so off the shows you go back to the mate
Speaker 4: you cringe, and the others are very very good that
Speaker 4: are kind of like that. I think they're like almost
Speaker 4: an amber. I would say like the The Office is
Speaker 4: like that for me, the UK Office and the American one.
Speaker 4: I still think twenty thirty years from now people watch
Speaker 4: that and still love Forty towerss as well. Perhapsly What's
Speaker 4: one that aged as well or doesn't as well?
Speaker 5: Definitely one that doesn't age well but was brewing at
Speaker 5: the time was Kingswood Country with Ted Bullpit.
Speaker 4: Was it Ted? And was his wife Thelma? Thelma? Yes,
Speaker 4: basically just a very angry dad. He was.
Speaker 5: He had angry dad syndrome and it was absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 4: But this is eighties.
Speaker 5: I can't remember it.
Speaker 4: It was even born. What do you mean he can't
Speaker 4: remember it? It was early eighties, wasn't it.
Speaker 5: It was a classic. It was a classic.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, absolutely been the seven Network or something like
Speaker 4: that back in the day.
Speaker 5: It was Channel seven.
Speaker 4: From memory the theme tune as well. You don't even
Speaker 4: need to know the eighties. Listen to hear this. It
Speaker 4: says very obvious, lame comedy is coming. You know, a
Speaker 4: deck chair that's not been put up right, that dad
Speaker 4: sits down And.
Speaker 5: I think it was Fridge Grundy's brain child.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it.
Speaker 5: I think it was one of his.
Speaker 4: But what a brain child, Steve Jobs, Ted Bob.
Speaker 5: It was so in today's day, Jack, so politically incorrect
Speaker 5: and would.
Speaker 4: Be That's what Patsy loved about it does hold off.
Speaker 4: They knew how to ever, laughed back then at the
Speaker 4: old foreigners next door and would pick on the carry again.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 6: The Italian son in law would tell you, mafia, get
Speaker 6: a feer out of the fridge, and he'd say, put
Speaker 6: the money on the top of the fridge, and he'd call.
Speaker 5: Him not a nice name. But I'm not going to
Speaker 5: repeat it.
Speaker 4: But quote it's like karaoke.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not going to repeat it because it's so.
Speaker 2: Politically with so much joy in your voice.
Speaker 4: Ever, its very mean. You got more to say with
Speaker 4: the moon room. Finally, we thought you loved that Italian's
Speaker 4: next door. They love pasta. That's what that joke makes
Speaker 4: me laugh.
Speaker 5: His beloved Kings would car and he'd say, not the
Speaker 5: Kings would I'm just shampooed the bump of somebody's trying to.
Speaker 4: Make out they don't like this show. It's all you
Speaker 4: really love it, celebrating it.
Speaker 5: It was a classic.
Speaker 4: Bring that laughing at four as it's down the colf.
Speaker 2: They go for Reg Grundy in that.
Speaker 4: If you go away all right nine four one four
Speaker 4: four three a t. You also remember the TV show
Speaker 4: Kingswood it was in the eighties country, Yeah, Kingswood Country.
Speaker 4: That's it. TV shows that standard testas are well and
Speaker 4: those that don't.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 4: Podcast something you last ten minutes. It turns out if
Speaker 4: you're a fan of Kingswood Country, my producers do not
Speaker 4: want you coming on the show chatting about it. Just
Speaker 4: what we cannot put any of these people to these
Speaker 4: people feels like a sitcom from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Paths where you censored yourself. They did have no problems.
Speaker 2: That's what I said. I can repeat.
Speaker 4: You know, you know you understand the irony some of
Speaker 4: the stuff they got away with in Kingswood Country.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, you say it's a different time,
Speaker 2: but even in the eighties I think, yeah.
Speaker 4: All right. So what I was trying to do really
Speaker 4: was talking about the TV shows that age well and
Speaker 4: the ones that don't. But it's it's very subjective, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You know, what one person consays aging not well, others say,
Speaker 4: it's actually a kind of maturity to it. Let's get
Speaker 4: to Lisa here. TV shows that age well and don't age.
Speaker 4: So welcome Onring Lisa.
Speaker 7: Good morning, guys. How are you we tempts to the time?
Speaker 7: So is MAGARTHA my seven and eleven year old Absolutely
Speaker 7: love it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to love that show because I know
Speaker 4: they brought it back. There's like a reboot of it
Speaker 4: which had for which about the one in the eighties
Speaker 4: with Richard Dina in the eighties.
Speaker 7: Yes, absolutely loves but had to the whole series and
Speaker 7: he just constantly watches.
Speaker 4: I love that, yeah, because he was always I mean
Speaker 4: I thought it would be slightly ludicrous now because there
Speaker 4: were some crazy things. I remember once he was in
Speaker 4: a maximum security prison in Panama and he simply made
Speaker 4: a balloon and just floated out of the prison. They
Speaker 4: were looking at him shooting Why didn't you shoot him?
Speaker 4: They were like, hey, well fair play, I mean, how
Speaker 4: did he even get the materials? Let's let him go?
Speaker 2: And then I remember the balloon got a hole in
Speaker 2: this and he taped it up with a map.
Speaker 4: IM like, you still think about something when she smiled
Speaker 4: that episode and I seemed to remember his word, he
Speaker 4: was trapped underwater and he made a homemade submersible. Yeah, genius. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I love that show.
Speaker 2: Mcguitha reminds me of my nan. Instead of watching kids
Speaker 2: TV shows, we go over to my NaN's house and
Speaker 2: which we watched McGary with Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think it was my dad that actually introduced him
Speaker 7: to us.
Speaker 4: But yes, do you know the guy came up with
Speaker 4: the idea is Henry Winkler? Yes, co created with another
Speaker 4: guy interviewing Henry Winkley years ago. And he's a really
Speaker 4: interesting guy and uh he was just talking about the
Speaker 4: weird life and times. He said, he went, you know,
Speaker 4: I co created guy And I was like, what how
Speaker 4: did you come into that?
Speaker 2: Would you say it's his Brainshart, I would.
Speaker 4: Say that he's like America's wrench Grundy Lisa, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You call my head.
Speaker 9: Good week, You have a good day, you too, write.
Speaker 4: Nothing about Kingswood Country, Prove good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys big then love the show, Thank you?
Speaker 4: And what's the TV show that ate as well or
Speaker 4: doesn't age well?
Speaker 10: Definite as well? The West Wing?
Speaker 4: Now, I used to love the west wing right like
Speaker 4: a brilliant brilliant show. Hard to keep up with it
Speaker 4: at times because the dialogue was so sort of quick
Speaker 4: and back of fourth but Aaron Sulk and a genius.
Speaker 4: I love that show. Is it's still good to go
Speaker 4: back to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely, I watched it just two days ago.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you watched it? There were like
Speaker 4: sort of two hundred seasons of it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but there's some really awesome episodes like Supremes you
Speaker 10: just keep coming back to because they're awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean I can pick and choose an episode
Speaker 2: of Seinfeld, say, because it's a comedy, so you can
Speaker 2: just jump into any episode and enjoy it. But with
Speaker 2: the drama, you don't just go back to your favorite episode.
Speaker 4: I can imagine doing that, like the brother I can
Speaker 4: think about like the Brothers in Arms episode I absolutely love.
Speaker 4: That's an incredibly moving one. I can imagine watching that again.
Speaker 10: Well, there's all the season, probably I've watched it all
Speaker 10: about fifteen times, so it does feel like going back
Speaker 10: to some good friends.
Speaker 4: That is super fan. I mean, you're like Patsy and
Speaker 4: Kings would.
Speaker 5: Go, no, you missed you tear around there.
Speaker 4: You've missed something. I'd have a thing. But you've missed
Speaker 4: something about me then R.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're listening to the question O Carl's
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 4: How would you tell me what happened to you this weekend?
Speaker 4: In six words? We'll get to mine in a bit.
Speaker 4: Mine will be I didn't know it had bleach. We'll
Speaker 4: get to that bit later on this morning. Terrible accident yesterday.
Speaker 4: They should have said in bigger letters. It did have
Speaker 4: the letters apparently, but in bigger big make that clear,
Speaker 4: all right, put a bee up there or something like that,
Speaker 4: or an alarm before I starts spraying on stuff. Anyway, Jack,
Speaker 4: what's your six weekend? What happened to you this weekend?
Speaker 2: We were teased by a sausage sizzle. Oh dear, Saturday morning,
Speaker 2: we're taking Gordy to his swimming lesson and they're just
Speaker 2: getting ready for the swimming lessons and ordeal in itself,
Speaker 2: packing that bag and making sure.
Speaker 4: This is your stuff. Yeah, you snacks, gets a protein powder,
Speaker 4: creatine and that for muscleman.
Speaker 2: I'm in the water as well, so it's all his
Speaker 2: swimming stuff plus all my swimming stuff. And sometimes if
Speaker 2: I want to get a sleep in, oh skip breakfast,
Speaker 2: just do his breakfast, pack the bag and take him
Speaker 2: to swimming. So by the time we were getting through
Speaker 2: his swimming lesson, I was so hungry on Saturday morning,
Speaker 2: so I couldn't believe our luck when we rounded the
Speaker 2: corner and smell a sausage sizzle.
Speaker 4: You need a little win like that early in the
Speaker 4: morning when you turn those swim lessons.
Speaker 2: We actually turned to each other and just said, like,
Speaker 2: how lucky, like the days of days where we're so
Speaker 2: hungry with skip breakfast and now a sausage sizzle.
Speaker 4: Has warm instant hospital.
Speaker 2: So these three three guys cooking hundreds of sausages out
Speaker 2: in the front of the swimming lessons and I get up
Speaker 2: there and go, do you guys tap or take cash?
Speaker 2: And he goes, sorry, these aren't for sale. These are
Speaker 2: for the swim squad. They're going to finish their swim
Speaker 2: training and when they come out here, these sausages are
Speaker 2: for them. How cruel, the injustice of a Christian.
Speaker 4: Shame on you rotarians.
Speaker 2: My mind was working over time to think of some
Speaker 2: kind of law. There was like, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 2: If you're sizzling sausages, you have to sell them. This
Speaker 2: is unfair.
Speaker 4: You just say, oh, yeah, sorry, he's part of the
Speaker 4: swim squad when their youngest youngest member, this guy is
Speaker 4: giving the next felt so well.
Speaker 2: The rest of them are teenager, so I can't really
Speaker 2: point to the boys.
Speaker 4: He's a mascot. He's a mascot. It's their youngest gifted.
Speaker 2: Tried to do all three of us tried to do
Speaker 2: like puppy dog eyes so that they had so many sausages.
Speaker 2: So he gives me missed like two. That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: He didn't give us any.
Speaker 4: Oh that is cruel. So what do you do? We
Speaker 4: were hungry? Understand you would have been angry then as well,
Speaker 4: Like angry, aren't because you're because you actually start your
Speaker 4: stomach starts making that noise. I thought there was stuff
Speaker 4: coming in here.
Speaker 2: Well, as soon as you smell sausages, you've promised your
Speaker 2: belly will be eating sausages to salivated.
Speaker 4: You get warmed down. Aren't ready for that snag? This
Speaker 4: is a snag denial, all right? Text in then your
Speaker 4: six World Weekend for seven five O three one O
Speaker 4: four three. We'll go through Patsy's and minds.
Speaker 3: Next Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good Morning, Amanda, Amanda six World weekend. I watched five
Speaker 4: games of footy Amanda meant to who's a Saints fan?
Speaker 4: Well done Finals? Christian six word weekend husband provided CPR
Speaker 4: on a stranger. That's incredible, what a hero, Amazing Christian.
Speaker 4: My boyfriend proposed on my birthday over the weekend. Smart
Speaker 4: move doing that because he knows now the birthday is
Speaker 4: the anniversary of the proposed or together. Yeah. I was
Speaker 4: interviewing Vince Form once and he said his their wedding
Speaker 4: anniversary is Valentine's Day, and he deliberately picked that day
Speaker 4: so he will never forget it's his wife's went in
Speaker 4: their wedding anniversary because it's Valentine's Day. He can get
Speaker 4: both of those things, right, Patsy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 5: Yes, went to the senior school production. So Audie's school
Speaker 5: had the senior school production. It's production season at school.
Speaker 4: So he's in her school production, isn't.
Speaker 5: She anye In a couple of weeks time, the kids are.
Speaker 4: Getting By the way, do you think you know we're
Speaker 4: doing this? We'll be talking about later on this morning.
Speaker 4: High school Rejects, where we're going to put on for
Speaker 4: one night only a school play for grown ups who
Speaker 4: never got speaking parts. We need this week to work
Speaker 4: out what the actual plays. Do you think Annie would
Speaker 4: be a good one? Are there a lot of roles
Speaker 4: in Annie?
Speaker 5: There's a heap of roles because there's all the orphans.
Speaker 5: There's the dog.
Speaker 2: There's the dog.
Speaker 4: You can't say a listener, oh you didn't get anything
Speaker 4: when you were ten, but be a dog.
Speaker 5: It's a dog. There's what's her name? It the orphanage? No,
Speaker 5: I forget the lady's name, Baddy or bucks? Yes, no,
Speaker 5: that's the daddy that any Yeah, yeah, but there is lots. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I can get the script if you like peruse through it.
Speaker 5: And it's been shortened because how long is our play
Speaker 5: going to be?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't want to do the full thing.
Speaker 5: It's not going to be like a three hour thing.
Speaker 4: Is that the Irishman? We're doing a musical version of
Speaker 4: Scorre Sacy's The Irishman.
Speaker 2: We're doing three hours. Half the audience is going into mission.
Speaker 4: My six word weekend is I didn't know it had
Speaker 4: beach yesterday. My wife said to me, what are yours?
Speaker 4: It's a trap as well. My wife said to me,
Speaker 4: what is it you're really looking forward to today. Well,
Speaker 4: the D's game, that's a half three. So I said,
Speaker 4: up until then, I'm all yours and she went, well,
Speaker 4: you know all year you've putting off went oh, oh god, no,
Speaker 4: not cleaning the garage door and then the fence. It's
Speaker 4: been caked in like bird crap all year round and
Speaker 4: they just dump on our garden fence, right, and the
Speaker 4: garage doors. She said, can you clean that? Right? I
Speaker 4: knew that that stuff is like kated in. It's been
Speaker 4: there all year round, right.
Speaker 2: Pressure washer? Would that help?
Speaker 4: We have got one of those. Were too lazy to
Speaker 4: do that. So I went to Walworths and I looked
Speaker 4: for something that you could just spray that would melt
Speaker 4: it somehow using signs. So I saw something called super Clean,
Speaker 4: and all I saw were the words hospital grade, disinfected,
Speaker 4: and I thought, listen, you don't see bird shit on
Speaker 4: an operating table. You shouldn't. Okay, doctor, I'll take this.
Speaker 4: That's my prescription. I start spraying this stuff.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 4: My eyes are watering because I don't think at the time,
Speaker 4: must be watering because it's got bleaching it. I leave.
Speaker 4: I think, I just leave this. It's coated in it, right,
Speaker 4: it's coated and it's like foaming. It's just everywhere. My
Speaker 4: wife is in the kitchen and as it going and
Speaker 4: make a cup of she goes, what a terrible smell
Speaker 4: of bleach? What is that smell of bleach? And I
Speaker 4: don't really smell it, but know when you do it,
Speaker 4: thinking bloody hell, I've been on there about half an
Speaker 4: holurady probably strip. She goes, Chris, tell me that thing's
Speaker 4: not got bleach. I went, is this called supercane? It
Speaker 4: just it's hospital. It's just like a pro We shouldn't
Speaker 4: even really have it. She grabs it. It saysn't block capitals,
Speaker 4: this bleach. She goes, You're gonna have to get loads
Speaker 4: of water now and rinse or it took off a lot.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to get quotes.
Speaker 4: I think that the garage doll gonna have to be repainted.
Speaker 4: It looks horribly. It just looks mottled and bits of it.
Speaker 4: Even this morning in the dark, I could see that
Speaker 4: stains and residue, but I made it actually worse. It
Speaker 4: looked better with bird poop on there.
Speaker 2: But the birdpoo's gone.
Speaker 4: Oh, the bird poop has been mounted off.
Speaker 1: Hospital grade Christian Connell's show podcast, So.
Speaker 4: With me accidentally using a cleaning spray that was heavily
Speaker 4: bleach based when I was trying to clean a garage door.
Speaker 4: Get all the bird poop that have been encrusted on
Speaker 4: there throughout the year. We want to know when you're
Speaker 4: trying to make something better and actually what you've done
Speaker 4: if you've made it worse. So if you've made something worse,
Speaker 4: you had good intentions. I did yesterday thought I'll clean
Speaker 4: this all that, but I've actually made it worse. I
Speaker 4: thank you very much. Met By the way, it's a paintery,
Speaker 4: so he walks around the base. I there it is
Speaker 4: happy to come around and have a look at it.
Speaker 4: I may be giving you a call after the show today.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that mix that he's been listening
Speaker 4: to the show since day two. I was smart. A
Speaker 4: lot of these kind of Johnny come laters go doing
Speaker 4: this is day one mix or smart one like I'll
Speaker 4: give you that one a miss. Day nine is when
Speaker 4: the smart people really got into them.
Speaker 2: It's more believable. I don't always believe the people who
Speaker 2: say the nast thing since day one.
Speaker 4: No, So whenever you made it worse. I made it worse.
Speaker 4: The other thing I also would like some stories on
Speaker 4: if we ever gain any right is earlier this year,
Speaker 4: I was using the pressure washer right to clean the
Speaker 4: path and there was a gardener working across the road
Speaker 4: who came over and often chat to him. He said,
Speaker 4: I be going and he said, hey, make sure you're
Speaker 4: using a hard shoe. Will you use that? So Ande,
Speaker 4: I know, severed three toes off there because they're wearing thongs.
Speaker 4: Severed three toes clean off with a pressure washer. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, that is not true. That's an urban legend,
Speaker 4: that is not true.
Speaker 2: They're strong, but they're not that there strong.
Speaker 4: No way someone says right now with missing digits because
Speaker 4: of a pressure washer or is it just for the
Speaker 4: benefit of doubt. I have to get your l WORW
Speaker 4: to tap out their phone number if you have lost
Speaker 4: fingers or toes while using a pressure washer. But you've
Speaker 4: got still about someone making it worse.
Speaker 2: Oh, my mother in law did it in our place.
Speaker 2: She was she thought she was cleaning the floorboards with
Speaker 2: some kind of cleaning oil and didn't realize what she
Speaker 2: had was a product that used on chopping boards, so
Speaker 2: that the oil soaks in.
Speaker 4: A make like a stain.
Speaker 2: They are like a food protector almost, and so she
Speaker 2: stained all the maybe ten floorboards before she realized what
Speaker 2: she was doing.
Speaker 4: Now that's even worse. Now you've got some sort of
Speaker 4: two in shroud there on the floorboards.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, No, you're listening to the Christiano Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: A gardener told me that he knew someone who was
Speaker 4: using a pressure washer and they accidentally severed off three
Speaker 4: of their toes. Now, I don't know if he's winding
Speaker 4: me up. Jack, you're pretty convinced he was. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's strong enough to go through toes.
Speaker 4: Patsy, you know grizzy stories. You're at a report in
Speaker 4: the news that someone's lost their digits through a pressure was.
Speaker 5: You know, what if they were wearing dongs or bear feet.
Speaker 2: This guy was impossible, even still on bare skin. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's strong enough to go.
Speaker 4: Through strong Yeah, nine four one four four three. Kerry,
Speaker 4: good morning. You made it worse.
Speaker 11: I made it very worse. My husband had an earache,
Speaker 11: so I put some ear drops in his ear, not
Speaker 11: realizing that they were the dog's ear drops that were
Speaker 11: about six.
Speaker 8: Months out of date and he ended up with an absence.
Speaker 4: Oh, I guess there'd be an even stronger one. Those
Speaker 4: big old doggie, isn't it the massive? Aren't they cold
Speaker 4: in there? You know? Like we've got German shepherd got
Speaker 4: an air infection. I was asked to pump something in
Speaker 4: with some huge sewage.
Speaker 11: And I'm a nurse to boot.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Carrie, you should have known better. I know, Carrie.
Speaker 4: Thank you most of the story. Mate. Have a good day.
Speaker 11: Thank you you too, Baye.
Speaker 4: CLARESSA good morning.
Speaker 12: Ah, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Clorisa, hope you had a nice weekend and
Speaker 4: you made it worse. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 12: When I was about ten, my dad had us over
Speaker 12: at a friend's place. They were doing some stuck out
Speaker 12: of the backyard and we've made a terrible mess in
Speaker 12: the house. So I had decided to clean the floors
Speaker 12: and my dad's girlfriend at the time used to just
Speaker 12: grab the bleach bottle and spray it all over the
Speaker 12: floors when she was cleaning. So what I didn't know
Speaker 12: was that she used to dilute the bottle, and so
Speaker 12: I grabbed the bleach bottle and I sprayed all over
Speaker 12: the floor, and it was the actual bleach bottle, So
Speaker 12: it left that white line all over these wooden.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd always wanted to white furs.
Speaker 12: No, no, but the thing was it wasn't even our house,
Speaker 12: so it was it was.
Speaker 4: There goes the deposits. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, Chris, thank
Speaker 4: you very much the story. And let's go Robert here,
Speaker 4: come on in, Robert, Yes, Rob, Yeah, yeah, we're good, Rob. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So gentlemen, Yeah, yeah, we're very good. Now, Rob, you
Speaker 4: talk about pressure washers. Have you lost toes?
Speaker 13: I haven't lost a toe, but I saw a bloke
Speaker 13: who's using an industry one nearly lose a head first
Speaker 13: while he was using it, and I went through an
Speaker 13: armor club and nearly took his hand off. And I
Speaker 13: personally have one that will cut concrete.
Speaker 4: I can cut concrete. It's going to cut through your
Speaker 4: metatassals or your meto castle.
Speaker 2: Obviously that's a different one than you're using on your
Speaker 2: garage door.
Speaker 4: Stonemason's version on the.
Speaker 13: Ones you can buy now have such a high pressure
Speaker 13: that they're basically the same that will cut your toes off.
Speaker 13: Anyone can buy them, anyone, Rob.
Speaker 2: We were talking in here about an urban legend of
Speaker 2: even a guy popping his friend's head off his.
Speaker 4: Head off two. We talk about stuff like that time
Speaker 4: you would be able to.
Speaker 2: In time the future as advancements in pressure washers get
Speaker 2: to start.
Speaker 13: Well, so old bristle and and attendance and blood vessels
Speaker 13: inflation to cut through.
Speaker 4: It'll cut through all good stuff for our breakfast show.
Speaker 4: All right, Rob, thank you very much. You could.
Speaker 13: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, I just try to cool into some new someone
Speaker 4: who lost hose from a pressure hose. The reason why
Speaker 4: we're talking about this team that early on this ship,
Speaker 4: I was using my pressure washer and a gardener who
Speaker 4: haven't been working on the house opposite came and said, hey,
Speaker 4: make sure using a hard show on that I know
Speaker 4: someone who lost three toes using a pressure washer. We're
Speaker 4: not sure about this tool. Sorry, but this guy here,
Speaker 4: because he knows someone lost toes from a pressure hose.
Speaker 4: He got a compo pay out and told me if
Speaker 4: I ever need a quick cash I should do the same.
Speaker 2: What what do you need your pinky toe for?
Speaker 4: Really? I think the thumb. The thumb you get the
Speaker 4: most money from me if you lose it in a
Speaker 4: dustyal axen. So I presume the same with you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right. I can go and see McCartney this year.
Speaker 4: Samley McCartney is going to look out giving it the
Speaker 4: old thumbs up like he does. They've got no thumbs
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, all right, nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three. You made it worse. Good morning Mary, Good
Speaker 4: morning Mary.
Speaker 9: So what a say? Nineteen ninety nine, first job, putting
Speaker 9: on the LS over the weekend, working on my keyboard,
Speaker 9: which is a very old and clanky, drinking my diet coke, bolt,
Speaker 9: my diet coke all over my keyboard, big manner, messive,
Speaker 9: panic attack, got soapy sponge, went to wiper. So now
Speaker 9: my people thoroughly wish and I'm thinking, oh pooth. They
Speaker 9: founder heater, put it on, tried to drive it off,
Speaker 9: and all these keys walped into each other.
Speaker 4: Put on top of the heater.
Speaker 9: No, no, not on top in front of the heater.
Speaker 4: Very strong. The keyboards, Yeah.
Speaker 9: I melted the keyboards a massive panic attacks. I'm like,
Speaker 9: very young, first job, Absolute palpitations about going to work
Speaker 9: on Monday.
Speaker 4: Mary, Thank you very much for sharing your story, mate.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, No problems chairs fin now, Jason,
Speaker 4: good morning, Jason, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning team, and Christian, how are we all? I made
Speaker 14: several things worse here. So my hands were really slippery
Speaker 14: one day and I was trying to undo some superglue,
Speaker 14: and I decided that rather than going to wash my
Speaker 14: hands or dry my hands, I'd put the leader of
Speaker 14: the super glue in my teeth and rotate the superglue tube.
Speaker 14: By doing so, I also must have squealize a little
Speaker 14: too hard, and then I filled my mouth up on
Speaker 14: not filled the hard, put superglue in my mouth immediately.
Speaker 14: I didn't want my tongue to get stuck to my teeth,
Speaker 14: so then I grabbed my tongue with my fingers with
Speaker 14: some and my little pit finger. Then I superglued dead together.
Speaker 14: But then I thought, I've got to get the super
Speaker 14: glue out, so I'll wash it out with some water.
Speaker 14: So then I went to the tap like your kitchen
Speaker 14: sink tap, turned on the tap and sort of like
Speaker 14: guzzling on the side, and that makes the super glue
Speaker 14: go off even harder. It makes it go off super quick.
Speaker 14: So from there I'm now stuck with my fingers touched
Speaker 14: to my tongue and then have to go to the
Speaker 14: doctor and then try and talk to people over the
Speaker 14: phone and get in the point.
Speaker 4: Thick Jason, that is an insane story. So what happened
Speaker 4: then when you got the daughters? I think it's Is
Speaker 4: it coffee granules? Is what some people say recommend you
Speaker 4: when you when you stop the super glue?
Speaker 14: No, I'm not.
Speaker 8: I'm not sure.
Speaker 14: I just know that the doctor, I don't think.
Speaker 8: He cared too much.
Speaker 14: He just pretty much pried my finger off the tongue.
Speaker 14: And yeah, the worst part having.
Speaker 4: A bad days you have all the patients get up
Speaker 4: and walk.
Speaker 14: And then years later I went to the dentist and
Speaker 14: he goes, oh, she seemed to have a lot of
Speaker 14: plot on your bottom teeth. And I didn't think much
Speaker 14: and then we was pulling it off. He's like, this
Speaker 14: is weird.
Speaker 2: How many years later was the glue still on your towel?
Speaker 8: Maybe five really.
Speaker 4: Strong enamel almost like, no, it is super glue.
Speaker 14: And it was really weird because then then on the
Speaker 14: bottom of your teeth you get that sensation back of
Speaker 14: all the ribs of the inside of the teeth.
Speaker 4: I heard that must have been lovely for you. You know
Speaker 4: like to hear again.
Speaker 14: You know, no, I did lots of things wrong.
Speaker 7: Really, we're going to.
Speaker 4: Make you our corner of the week. We love that story.
Speaker 4: I think we've only had it on a Monday. But
Speaker 4: you won a thousand dollars right now, Thank you, Thanks God, Jason,
Speaker 4: You're our call the week. Brilliant story, amazing story. Well thanks,
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Speaker 4: Find super savings on GLC and Jele SUVs and Mercedes
Speaker 4: Benz Berrick only while stocks last. Jason, really really well
Speaker 4: told story. Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 4: All right tomorrow on the show, more super glue stories.
Speaker 4: Everyone must have these strange superglue stories. The other thing
Speaker 4: I was thinking about on tomorrow's show, right, so we've
Speaker 4: got miss ur Lewitz in a minute is like I
Speaker 4: was talking about an hour ago, almost talking about I
Speaker 4: made it worse when I was just too lazy to
Speaker 4: hook cut the pressure washer. It would have taken probably
Speaker 4: ten minutes. But you know, when you just tired on
Speaker 4: Sunday at the weekend, I just can't be bothered that
Speaker 4: ten minutes might as well be ten days. And so
Speaker 4: you take a shortcut and that's when you make a
Speaker 4: mistake and you put bleachs on something and it gets worse.
Speaker 4: How many times has something bad happened where we were
Speaker 4: just too lazy?
Speaker 2: Well even Jason was too lazy to wash his hair,
Speaker 2: so put the glue.
Speaker 4: In his mouth. It's as simplers sometimes that you know,
Speaker 4: when the remotes on the blink and you take batteries
Speaker 4: out of something else to give it to something else,
Speaker 4: at some point it will You're you're just banking future debt,
Speaker 4: are you? But and you were talking about how often
Speaker 4: there too lazies when you can't be bothered to go
Speaker 4: and get a ladder.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the amount of times I stood on a
Speaker 2: chair even sometimes a swivel chair, get up somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a core workout.
Speaker 2: Stupid, but you just think if I get the ladder out,
Speaker 2: I got to clunk it through the house, get it
Speaker 2: from the backyard.
Speaker 4: Too hard. So tomorrow on the show Super Glue Stories
Speaker 4: and also when you were too lazy? What happened? Christian
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thanks Jason, great
Speaker 4: story brag.
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Speaker 4: Got the Number of the Beasts by Iron Maiden was
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Speaker 4: I'm a hairy woman. I'm hearing hairy woman. Yes. Trey
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Speaker 4: you could put some turnip on my face? There the
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Speaker 4: There's always The email address to your missheard lyrics is
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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Speaker 4: Footy season gone very quickly and bang the Final eight
Speaker 4: lockdown Finals begins a week Thursday. Bombers, it's tough like now,
Speaker 4: oh so close to really strong games for us.
Speaker 2: No actually soured football so much? Why watch another game?
Speaker 2: All weeks packed away for this year?
Speaker 4: Horrible enter the season for Bombers fans. You didn't deserve that, however, though,
Speaker 4: So the eight is all sorts of So it all
Speaker 4: kicks off a week Thursday with the Pies and D's
Speaker 4: and then some huge games coming up. So the Final
Speaker 4: eight teams are.
Speaker 2: So the Pies will take on the Demons, Carlton will
Speaker 2: take on Sydney Saints, First Giants and Lyons vers Port Adelaide.
Speaker 4: For Saints fans and Blues fans make it into the
Speaker 4: finals is massive, I shouting to a friend of mine. Right,
Speaker 4: he's a true sort of Saints fan, has been man
Speaker 4: and born, and he's got two sons their teenagers. Right.
Speaker 4: They go to games together. His sons have never ever
Speaker 4: in their lifetime really known what it was like to
Speaker 4: ever play finals, first time ever their family. They go
Speaker 4: to all the games together, they watch their proper Saints fans.
Speaker 4: They're actually going to see their team in the finals.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 4: He was telling me what a huge deal this is
Speaker 4: for them, Right, he says he's been through so much
Speaker 4: up and down, small downs. They're so happy to be
Speaker 4: in the finals. So of all the Blues fans as well,
Speaker 4: it's amazing. Which team will be your kind of surrogate
Speaker 4: adopted team.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for both, but I think I would love
Speaker 2: to see the Blues get some success. It's been a long.
Speaker 4: Long time, okay, So every year we always like to
Speaker 4: try and do something in the run up to the
Speaker 4: Grand final because the city changes. You can even feel
Speaker 4: it's changed now knowing about the eight, but over the
Speaker 4: next couple of weeks, as we go through all the
Speaker 4: different games, it changes. The city comes a different city,
Speaker 4: especially when it's the finals week. So what we want
Speaker 4: to do this year, whatever the two teams are, whoever
Speaker 4: they are, I know there'll be there'd be big super
Speaker 4: fans who can make a cage about why their team
Speaker 4: is going to win it. This year. We're looking for
Speaker 4: super fans. Once we know who the two teams are.
Speaker 4: We want you to put your house on the line.
Speaker 4: It's a phrase you put a lot right, it's a
Speaker 4: phrase we will band you around. Put your house a line.
Speaker 4: We actually wanted to put your house on the line. Though.
Speaker 4: We will paint your house in your team's color, whether
Speaker 4: you rent there, you live there. We'll paint the front
Speaker 4: of the house in your team's color. However, this is
Speaker 4: going to be obviously before the final. It'll also have
Speaker 4: to sail on there declaring your team the premieres, the
Speaker 4: new reigning twenty twenty three premiers. So everyone going by
Speaker 4: your house will go, wait, the game, isn't it. He's
Speaker 4: gone big, He's gone bold and I know that all
Speaker 4: sports fans were superstitious. You will be worried right that
Speaker 4: you might chink, sick your two. That's what I be
Speaker 4: worried about. It doesn't matter. Then you're not a proper fan.
Speaker 4: You're not prepared to actually put your house on the line.
Speaker 4: Will you do this? If it was the Bombers, Oh,
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: Be so keen to do it with my wife already.
Speaker 4: You're your balls went up into your throat. I would
Speaker 4: be so key.
Speaker 2: This is the first thing you think edited it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what would the conversation be like Rare? I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: some guys are coming around to playing paint our house
Speaker 2: black and red. But I would be I mean if.
Speaker 4: We got wife out when I when it was the
Speaker 4: d You remember a couple years ago when they made
Speaker 4: a Grand Final. I said, it'd be great. You know,
Speaker 4: it's like lockdown, so it'd be great if I could
Speaker 4: just repaint the fence, puts painted back. She was like,
Speaker 4: are you men would look terrible? Absolutely laughing stock at
Speaker 4: the streets.
Speaker 2: You see the fence a lot though, Yes.
Speaker 4: And also there's ones that never painted back. Yes, a
Speaker 4: long time for the Tigers, that's like three years. It
Speaker 4: dates when they did it, doesn't it? You said I
Speaker 4: squit a few years ago now, So is anyone keen
Speaker 4: to do this? So if your team, if you're really
Speaker 4: happy today, if you're a Saints fan, D's fan, Pie's fanny,
Speaker 4: you so confident that they're going to make it into
Speaker 4: the final that you would put your house on the line,
Speaker 4: I should just say as well, a full DIESC gamer here,
Speaker 4: we will repaint afterwards. Okay, maybe we do that next year,
Speaker 4: though You've got to still have it up there. It
Speaker 4: should be. It shouldn't be the next You shouldn't be
Speaker 4: on the Monday afterwards. It should have to sting for
Speaker 4: a while. Are you up for doing this? Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one oh four three? Your team go to
Speaker 4: the final, we come around, redecorate your house.
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Speaker 4: Irresponsible me? Sorry? All right? So now we know who
Speaker 4: are in the final eight for finals, what we want
Speaker 4: to do is, I think we're going to call put
Speaker 4: your house on the line. So when we know who
Speaker 4: two teams are going into the Grand Final, we want
Speaker 4: to come around redecorate your houses. Not just in your
Speaker 4: team's covers. You'll see a lot of that all over town,
Speaker 4: but actually declaiming the your team ahead of the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Are going to be the twenty twenty three premiere, so
Speaker 4: you really have to be a super fan. I was
Speaker 4: actually this warning. Whether we get any married men calling
Speaker 4: in for this, I think it's many single I think
Speaker 4: as many single fans. I don't think it's it's such
Speaker 4: a big family.
Speaker 2: Decision, but we're paying the house back. Think you have
Speaker 2: a newly painted house this time next year.
Speaker 4: This time next year, they're going to see it with
Speaker 4: even twelve months. The loss of her grandfather isn't enough.
Speaker 4: You've got to have your house painted in where people
Speaker 4: are going.
Speaker 2: But you know you lost a period of time to
Speaker 2: be determined you'll have your house.
Speaker 4: All right, TVC check the t's and c's.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 4: So we want to know right now just engaging interest.
Speaker 4: Is anyone up for doing this Jemma's online. Who's a
Speaker 4: super fan? She's twelve? Good morning, Gemma, Good morning, Good morning, Jemma.
Speaker 4: So thanks to cool on the show. So your team's
Speaker 4: in the final. Who are you fan of?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Saints? And so rest of the family at home? Are
Speaker 4: they all big Saints fans?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: Gently, mess just you?
Speaker 4: So what are mom and dad support? Who do they support?
Speaker 8: Hook?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Dear, So we're going to rock up with some black,
Speaker 2: red and white pain and pain in all in Saints colors.
Speaker 2: But your parents don't agree to it?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Now do they know you're calling in to sort of
Speaker 4: offer the chance to have your house redecorated in Saint
Speaker 4: Kilder colors? Yeah? Lad, Now we can't obviously, Gman. Just
Speaker 4: take your word for this. Are they in the background
Speaker 4: where I could hear a yes? Yeah, yes, that sounds
Speaker 4: like you, Jemma.
Speaker 2: This is the audio version of faking your parents.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm happy with that. I'm happy with That's what.
Speaker 4: And bosses can go wrong, Gemma, Good luck. Let's hope
Speaker 4: it's the Saints. Yeah, okay, Brett, Good morning Brett, Jim.
Speaker 8: How are we We're good?
Speaker 4: Brett. So you've got a situation where it could be
Speaker 4: a half and half house.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a very very big situation where we heard
Speaker 8: at the moment the walls and the younger son are
Speaker 8: calling and myself and the older son are carlson.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a divided house.
Speaker 8: Yes, it is, and it's very very interesting at the
Speaker 8: game day when we're playing against each other.
Speaker 4: I bet there's some big old fall outs, aren't they there,
Speaker 4: because some half the house is jubilant and up and
Speaker 4: around and the other half are absolutely sort of devastated.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's a bit of before going on as well.
Speaker 4: Paint.
Speaker 2: Are you calling up to win Carton colors for your
Speaker 2: house or are you going to hopefully like split it
Speaker 2: down the middle.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll probably have to split it down the middle.
Speaker 8: I always have the restroom.
Speaker 4: We'll house. We have to measure to exactly the right
Speaker 4: what the what the midpoint is?
Speaker 2: I mean, they're already beautiful, gorgeous, it's a great look.
Speaker 8: Good, So she can have she can have the restroom
Speaker 8: and the doghouse.
Speaker 4: Gotcha, Brett.
Speaker 2: We're not paying the inside of the house, you know,
Speaker 2: we're painting the facade of the house.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, A house of the line nursery. No,
Speaker 4: it's the front of the house.
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