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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch him out that, please if it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A cafe with one toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, now you've taken them.

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<v Speaker 4>Mickey, what's supposed for beef? He stays, what's not a

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<v Speaker 4>market price? Because I don't want to get ripped off?

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<v Speaker 3>Christ one four.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, It is Monday morning, eight minutes past six.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Patsyny, Good morning Jack, you guys everyone have

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<v Speaker 4>a good weekend. Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>When hearing that ad as to talk about the bees

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<v Speaker 2>again in that intro, my friend goes to our mate Mick,

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<v Speaker 2>who sells Yes, he has bought a pack of fifteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>Bees, kidding, what is your mate doing with it?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got them on the the roof of his bungalow

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<v Speaker 2>and he's only had him for six months, so they

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<v Speaker 2>haven't started making honey yet, but over the next six

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<v Speaker 2>months they will start to produce honey.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought they had to have those like the hives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, they've got hives built on top of the bunk.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just chucked, pulled down a ladder and seen them

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<v Speaker 4>mount in to us living in the guny in the

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<v Speaker 4>lagging do they and amongst the asbestos. There's spin honey out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of and now the downpipes produce honey. Tap it on

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<v Speaker 2>and tap it on?

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<v Speaker 4>Seeing ow B movie, PATSI, how was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>Had a great weekend. We had the senior school production

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<v Speaker 5>at Audie's School on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>How was that?

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<v Speaker 5>It was brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>They did a great job. They did legal you know,

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<v Speaker 4>because you know you are like our chief theater critic,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, Thursday night, obviously you went to the red

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<v Speaker 4>carpet of Moon Rouge and we had an hour long

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<v Speaker 4>review on Friday that was just a left downside of

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<v Speaker 4>the stage. We're not even joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Even they will get a breakdown of what the stage

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<v Speaker 2>looked like.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't relax until I've stopped the show for the year.

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<v Speaker 4>That were out of the whole moon on Roos breakdown.

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<v Speaker 5>They did such a great job. You know, some of

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<v Speaker 5>those kids are just they're phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 4>Rather the next Hugh Jackmans, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 5>Well they are the next Hugh Jackman's. They're the new

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<v Speaker 5>generation do They did it such a great job. But

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<v Speaker 5>they had a couple of dogs because one of one

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<v Speaker 5>of the side Yeah, El's got that little chihuahua thing that.

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<v Speaker 4>She carries around in her students who weren't good had

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<v Speaker 4>to pretend to be the dogs. No, they're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be the under the mean chi sick.

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<v Speaker 5>They roped in a couple of the teacher's dogs, pet

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<v Speaker 5>dogs to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny commitment to the thing. I thought you could just

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<v Speaker 4>get a stuffed toy though.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>They did a brilliant job.

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<v Speaker 2>And was the dog atch just nod. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Russell.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a ginger Jack Russell.

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<v Speaker 4>He wasn't a pit bull.

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<v Speaker 2>Down so the role of the so fair.

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<v Speaker 5>Front rowe, the role of Bruiser was played by Rocky

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<v Speaker 5>go Down Churchill, and it was absolutely hilarious because Rocky

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't a willing participant at times.

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<v Speaker 4>So the dog was called Rocky. I wasn't far off.

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<v Speaker 5>That was his name, and he was kind of getting

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<v Speaker 5>dragged along the stage by the leash. But no dogs

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<v Speaker 5>were harmed in the process.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was very good. It was very good.

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<v Speaker 5>But we went out a spot a dinner before your recommendation. Actually, Jack,

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<v Speaker 5>it was out at Mooney Pond's. It is it mussella Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the steakhouse. Beautiful, beautiful meal, but it was packed with

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<v Speaker 5>all the families were there having dinner with their kids.

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<v Speaker 5>And we're under very strict instructions by Audrey not to

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<v Speaker 5>get too close to her, so we weren't allowed to

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<v Speaker 5>give her.

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<v Speaker 4>So what she was a different part of the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 5>We weren't allowed to give her snuggies or ruggies, which

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<v Speaker 5>is cuddles or kisses.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine.

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<v Speaker 5>But we're at that stage Christian where we, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>we like have to be strangers.

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<v Speaker 4>It's disappearing from the horizon. Yeah, it's brutal. It is brutal,

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<v Speaker 4>constant kind of embarrassment now and the hand hold and

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<v Speaker 4>they used to love suddenly just one day, there's no

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<v Speaker 4>more of that about that. They don't like that. It

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<v Speaker 4>would be so weird. Do not do? They'd be so odd.

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<v Speaker 4>I aren't meant to pick up my daughter yesterday from

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<v Speaker 4>a sleepover, and I was just stood by the car

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<v Speaker 4>right because it's nice to sunning myself think and I

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<v Speaker 4>help with her overnight bag. She opens again. She does

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<v Speaker 4>this over dramatic double tight like she was just like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh gods, so weird. You just stood there, am your dad?

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<v Speaker 4>You text me saying can I come and get you?

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing about this. It's remotely weird, you know, would mean

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<v Speaker 4>weird as you right now.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's the thing. You can't step afoot right, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we're on very strict instructions down, no no smoochies, no

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<v Speaker 5>holding hands, to walk across the road, to go to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Holding hands.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the worst thing. Perats with her daughters.

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<v Speaker 2>No one told me how much joy that would bring.

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<v Speaker 2>You hold it because Gory, obviously at eighteen months, is

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<v Speaker 2>at a stage where he now to do anything like

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<v Speaker 2>get down up steps across the road, he puts his

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<v Speaker 2>hand up in the air and you take his hand.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like stintive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's everything holding his hand across.

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<v Speaker 4>And that little hand as well. They're like it's so fresh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like the world hasn't touched it or hard it yet.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's like that for years they instinctly want to

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<v Speaker 4>hold your hand. Then one day there's no smoot cheese

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<v Speaker 4>and there's now handholding. And even just stood by your

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<v Speaker 4>car offering to open a car door. It's like, so

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<v Speaker 4>we just stood there.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife and I went out for a celebration dinner

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<v Speaker 4>on Saturday night to Mark one thousand shows Lovely and

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<v Speaker 4>it's me taking my wife out for dinner. Actually to

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<v Speaker 4>her huge part of it because for us to do this,

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<v Speaker 4>that means that we have a very very strong other

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<v Speaker 4>partners that are there when we're talking too much about

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<v Speaker 4>radio getting up in our head too much. So I

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<v Speaker 4>want to take my wife out. And someone told us

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<v Speaker 4>about this new French restaurant that looks like it's inside

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<v Speaker 4>a cathedral.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just looking at the forest.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing. It looks like the inside of a cathedral. By

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<v Speaker 4>the name of it, it's cold. My god is on

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<v Speaker 4>to look at the word rain, Rain and LaRue, Rain

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<v Speaker 4>and LaRue. That's a new French restaurant. I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>only been for a couple of months. It's on Collins

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<v Speaker 4>Street and it's yeah, it's it's unbelievable. So before we

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<v Speaker 4>even went out for dinner, I like to be maybe

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<v Speaker 4>old fashion this way, but if there's a reservation at

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<v Speaker 4>six o'clock, in my mind, we need to be given

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<v Speaker 4>there at ten to two at the latest. But my

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<v Speaker 4>wife's still on the biggest sources of tension in our

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<v Speaker 4>relationship after twenty five years of marriage, is I call

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<v Speaker 4>my wife a time optimist. She said, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>only days me five minutes to dry my hair, try

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<v Speaker 4>my hand. I'm like, nothing just takes a couple of

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<v Speaker 4>minutes in life. One thing you realize as an adult

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<v Speaker 4>there is nothing that just takes a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm married to a time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's so stressful. Both of my daughters

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<v Speaker 4>I've raised the right way. They like to be somewhere

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<v Speaker 4>on time, right. They realize that is the right way

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<v Speaker 4>to be. My wife. If we have a restaurant booking,

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<v Speaker 4>or we need to be somewhere at say one in

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<v Speaker 4>the afternoon, my wife will think that we will leave

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<v Speaker 4>around then No, And then sometimes I'll just go ahead

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<v Speaker 4>because it just makes it less stressful for both of us.

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<v Speaker 4>But really, I gets oh my god, are you like this, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, guilty. Really Chris hates it.

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<v Speaker 4>I get very I think it's like a sign of

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<v Speaker 4>rudeness to other people.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think, like this, it's so easy to work

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<v Speaker 2>backwards and go like yes. Sometimes I feel like lying

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<v Speaker 2>to her and saying like, if we had at six,

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<v Speaker 2>then just say we've got to be there at five thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>It's what's the time. And I just add on time,

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<v Speaker 4>there was a period word moves the clocks forward just

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<v Speaker 4>by five or ten minutes. It's not going to do

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<v Speaker 4>you a harm to arrive early somewhere for the wrong time.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a test for you to spend any

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<v Speaker 2>holiday time with Bianker's family. Every time a holiday with them,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all like it. They're all like this. They just

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<v Speaker 2>don't care about the time. If it's something's at two o'clock,

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<v Speaker 2>then leaving by two o'clock on time. We were all

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<v Speaker 2>as a group relate to her brother's wedding rehearsals by

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<v Speaker 2>an hour an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>But then you've being run axed as someone else being

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<v Speaker 4>ten to go where are they?

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<v Speaker 2>And it brings me amassing anxiety. But then I got

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<v Speaker 2>there because her family is so used to it. Her

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<v Speaker 2>brother's like, yeah, that's a right, no worries.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, when we go into this restaurants p Fillinn right,

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<v Speaker 4>it's obviously they've got staff who are newly trained and

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<v Speaker 4>stuff like it, so they're very, very attentive. They sit

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<v Speaker 4>us down and I just thought the guy was making

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<v Speaker 4>small talk instead of my wife. And they go and

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<v Speaker 4>is there anything special occasion or anything tonight? And my

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<v Speaker 4>wife goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a special

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<v Speaker 4>Miles Stone. My husband and I are celebrating and you

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<v Speaker 4>know a significant number, and we move on.

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<v Speaker 2>When I asked for the bill, is the significant number

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand shows?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But I don't say anything because I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to start talking about it. Doesn't dinner, so we leave it.

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<v Speaker 4>Two hours later, asked for the bill, and then he

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<v Speaker 4>looks at my wife like I'll be back in a moment,

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<v Speaker 4>and we both go odd. We just thought, is he

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<v Speaker 4>going to be one of those things where they get

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<v Speaker 4>they put it in a book and it's like super expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked to see the menu because I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 4>to add up, like how much? Why is he like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to go and get some loop Get ready,

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<v Speaker 4>it's going to hurt anyway. They come back with a

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<v Speaker 4>birthday cake and start singing happy birthday to me, and

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to cause a scene. I felt so embarrassed,

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<v Speaker 4>and my wife goes, oh my god, they think it's

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<v Speaker 4>your birth just play along. People then start looking around

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<v Speaker 4>singing happy birth the job. I'd have enjoy a fake birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't bree chocolate cake with a candle. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>I might do that more often anytime you go in

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<v Speaker 4>to a restaurant. It's my birthday today.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, Christian Connell Show, Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the Weekend. Went back and watched the show that's

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<v Speaker 4>over twenty years old. And you know, sometimes you go

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<v Speaker 4>back and see a TV show that you used to

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<v Speaker 4>really really laugh and some of them stand up to

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<v Speaker 4>the testa times some of them don't. It's kind of heartbreaking.

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<v Speaker 4>So catching up with an old friend, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>wish who I hadn't hung out with you again. This

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<v Speaker 4>is a very different time place. The TV show I

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<v Speaker 4>went back to actually stands up really well. My daughter

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<v Speaker 4>said to me, what's a classic Australian comedy? So if

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<v Speaker 4>we in the UK have got like the Office of

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<v Speaker 4>forty Towers, what is it here? And I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>probably something like Kath and Kim. She, obviously, because she's sixteen,

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<v Speaker 4>not heard of it. I said, look, watch an episode

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<v Speaker 4>with me, see if you like it. She loved it

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<v Speaker 4>so much we'd end up watching four episodes back to

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<v Speaker 4>that that is still if any think it made me

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<v Speaker 4>laugh even harder than the early two thousands when we

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<v Speaker 4>first got it in the UK. I think it was

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand and one, two thousand and two, What a funny, funny,

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<v Speaker 4>so good, so good. The whole cast are very good

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<v Speaker 4>as well. I forgotten how good Glenn Robbinson's as Cow.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he steals and Magn's are they're still

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<v Speaker 4>the scenes at times. They're so good. Yeah, Kathy Kim's

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<v Speaker 4>still very funny now.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you watch it yesterday? Buddy getting his Lap of

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<v Speaker 4>honor Ah Jack. It was so moving, so he had

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<v Speaker 4>his family with him, he had his he had his

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<v Speaker 4>kid in his arms. Everyone obviously gave him a standard ovation.

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<v Speaker 4>He was in tears. He always very quiet guy swaggers

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<v Speaker 4>on the oval, but it was it was amazing how

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<v Speaker 4>we're so in all I think of actually seeing and

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<v Speaker 4>normally I guess he's used to seeing people cheer him

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<v Speaker 4>and that when he's kicks just another amazing goal he

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<v Speaker 4>was getting. He was getting all this lover and adulation

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<v Speaker 4>just by just being himself, and it was amazing. He

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<v Speaker 4>was actually in tears. I was in tears watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if he'll change his mind now about being

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<v Speaker 2>at the Grand Final, because they every retiring player or

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<v Speaker 2>all the legends that have retired that year get to

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<v Speaker 2>do a lap of honor before the Grand Final and

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<v Speaker 2>head I read that he didn't want to do it,

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<v Speaker 2>just be big for that reason that he's very humble

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<v Speaker 2>and he just doesn't like the accolades.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was amazing seeing it, all right. So I

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<v Speaker 4>was just saying, how introduced my sixteen year old daughter

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<v Speaker 4>to the genius of Kathy Kim over twenty years old

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<v Speaker 4>and still stands up well. I was very please watch

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<v Speaker 4>it again. She absolutely loved it. And when I was

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<v Speaker 4>saying good night to her last night, she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>she said, oh, can we watch some more Kathy Kim

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<v Speaker 4>when I get home from scol And I was like, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>She's gonna be right in life. And it's still really funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Kathy Kim is very good. There are a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>shows so you go back to and you watch them

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<v Speaker 4>and they're like, you're like, oh my god, this is

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<v Speaker 4>not a's very well and actually want to know who

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<v Speaker 4>the hell was I then, how can we human being

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<v Speaker 4>have enjoyed this show? My quality? There must have been

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<v Speaker 4>so off the shows you go back to the mate

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<v Speaker 4>you cringe, and the others are very very good that

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<v Speaker 4>are kind of like that. I think they're like almost

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<v Speaker 4>an amber. I would say like the The Office is

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<v Speaker 4>like that for me, the UK Office and the American one.

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<v Speaker 4>I still think twenty thirty years from now people watch

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<v Speaker 4>that and still love Forty towerss as well. Perhapsly What's

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<v Speaker 4>one that aged as well or doesn't as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely one that doesn't age well but was brewing at

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<v Speaker 5>the time was Kingswood Country with Ted Bullpit.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it Ted? And was his wife Thelma? Thelma? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>basically just a very angry dad. He was.

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<v Speaker 5>He had angry dad syndrome and it was absolutely hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is eighties.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't remember it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was even born. What do you mean he can't

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<v Speaker 4>remember it? It was early eighties, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a classic. It was a classic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, absolutely been the seven Network or something like

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<v Speaker 4>that back in the day.

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<v Speaker 5>It was Channel seven.

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<v Speaker 4>From memory the theme tune as well. You don't even

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<v Speaker 4>need to know the eighties. Listen to hear this. It

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<v Speaker 4>says very obvious, lame comedy is coming. You know, a

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<v Speaker 4>deck chair that's not been put up right, that dad

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<v Speaker 4>sits down And.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was Fridge Grundy's brain child.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was one of his.

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<v Speaker 4>But what a brain child, Steve Jobs, Ted Bob.

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<v Speaker 5>It was so in today's day, Jack, so politically incorrect

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<v Speaker 5>and would.

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<v Speaker 4>Be That's what Patsy loved about it does hold off.

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<v Speaker 4>They knew how to ever, laughed back then at the

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<v Speaker 4>old foreigners next door and would pick on the carry again.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 6>The Italian son in law would tell you, mafia, get

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<v Speaker 6>a feer out of the fridge, and he'd say, put

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<v Speaker 6>the money on the top of the fridge, and he'd call.

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<v Speaker 5>Him not a nice name. But I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 5>repeat it.

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<v Speaker 4>But quote it's like karaoke.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm not going to repeat it because it's so.

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<v Speaker 2>Politically with so much joy in your voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Ever, its very mean. You got more to say with

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<v Speaker 4>the moon room. Finally, we thought you loved that Italian's

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<v Speaker 4>next door. They love pasta. That's what that joke makes

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<v Speaker 4>me laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>His beloved Kings would car and he'd say, not the

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<v Speaker 5>Kings would I'm just shampooed the bump of somebody's trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Make out they don't like this show. It's all you

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<v Speaker 4>really love it, celebrating it.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a classic.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring that laughing at four as it's down the colf.

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<v Speaker 2>They go for Reg Grundy in that.

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<v Speaker 4>If you go away all right nine four one four

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<v Speaker 4>four three a t. You also remember the TV show

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<v Speaker 4>Kingswood it was in the eighties country, Yeah, Kingswood Country.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it. TV shows that standard testas are well and

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<v Speaker 4>those that don't.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian o'connells show.

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<v Speaker 4>Podcast something you last ten minutes. It turns out if

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<v Speaker 4>you're a fan of Kingswood Country, my producers do not

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<v Speaker 4>want you coming on the show chatting about it. Just

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<v Speaker 4>what we cannot put any of these people to these

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<v Speaker 4>people feels like a sitcom from the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Paths where you censored yourself. They did have no problems.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said. I can repeat.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you know you understand the irony some of

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<v Speaker 4>the stuff they got away with in Kingswood Country.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Well, you say it's a different time,

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<v Speaker 2>but even in the eighties I think, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. So what I was trying to do really

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<v Speaker 4>was talking about the TV shows that age well and

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<v Speaker 4>the ones that don't. But it's it's very subjective, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, what one person consays aging not well, others say,

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<v Speaker 4>it's actually a kind of maturity to it. Let's get

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<v Speaker 4>to Lisa here. TV shows that age well and don't age.

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<v Speaker 4>So welcome Onring Lisa.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, guys. How are you we tempts to the time?

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<v Speaker 7>So is MAGARTHA my seven and eleven year old Absolutely

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<v Speaker 7>love it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I used to love that show because I know

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<v Speaker 4>they brought it back. There's like a reboot of it

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<v Speaker 4>which had for which about the one in the eighties

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<v Speaker 4>with Richard Dina in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, absolutely loves but had to the whole series and

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<v Speaker 7>he just constantly watches.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that, yeah, because he was always I mean

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it would be slightly ludicrous now because there

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<v Speaker 4>were some crazy things. I remember once he was in

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<v Speaker 4>a maximum security prison in Panama and he simply made

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<v Speaker 4>a balloon and just floated out of the prison. They

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<v Speaker 4>were looking at him shooting Why didn't you shoot him?

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, hey, well fair play, I mean, how

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<v Speaker 4>did he even get the materials? Let's let him go?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I remember the balloon got a hole in

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<v Speaker 2>this and he taped it up with a map.

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<v Speaker 4>IM like, you still think about something when she smiled

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<v Speaker 4>that episode and I seemed to remember his word, he

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<v Speaker 4>was trapped underwater and he made a homemade submersible. Yeah, genius. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I love that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Mcguitha reminds me of my nan. Instead of watching kids

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<v Speaker 2>TV shows, we go over to my NaN's house and

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<v Speaker 2>which we watched McGary with Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I think it was my dad that actually introduced him

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<v Speaker 7>to us.

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, do you know the guy came up with

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<v Speaker 4>the idea is Henry Winkler? Yes, co created with another

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<v Speaker 4>guy interviewing Henry Winkley years ago. And he's a really

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<v Speaker 4>interesting guy and uh he was just talking about the

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<v Speaker 4>weird life and times. He said, he went, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I co created guy And I was like, what how

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<v Speaker 4>did you come into that?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say it's his Brainshart, I would.

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<v Speaker 4>Say that he's like America's wrench Grundy Lisa, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much. You call my head.

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<v Speaker 9>Good week, You have a good day, you too, write.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing about Kingswood Country, Prove good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning guys big then love the show, Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>And what's the TV show that ate as well or

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't age well?

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<v Speaker 10>Definite as well? The West Wing?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I used to love the west wing right like

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<v Speaker 4>a brilliant brilliant show. Hard to keep up with it

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<v Speaker 4>at times because the dialogue was so sort of quick

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<v Speaker 4>and back of fourth but Aaron Sulk and a genius.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that show. Is it's still good to go

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<v Speaker 4>back to.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, definitely, I watched it just two days ago.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean you watched it? There were like

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<v Speaker 4>sort of two hundred seasons of it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but there's some really awesome episodes like Supremes you

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<v Speaker 10>just keep coming back to because they're awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean I can pick and choose an episode

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<v Speaker 2>of Seinfeld, say, because it's a comedy, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>just jump into any episode and enjoy it. But with

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<v Speaker 2>the drama, you don't just go back to your favorite episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I can imagine doing that, like the brother I can

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<v Speaker 4>think about like the Brothers in Arms episode I absolutely love.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an incredibly moving one. I can imagine watching that again.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, there's all the season, probably I've watched it all

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<v Speaker 10>about fifteen times, so it does feel like going back

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<v Speaker 10>to some good friends.

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<v Speaker 4>That is super fan. I mean, you're like Patsy and

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<v Speaker 4>Kings would.

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<v Speaker 5>Go, no, you missed you tear around there.

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<v Speaker 4>You've missed something. I'd have a thing. But you've missed

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<v Speaker 4>something about me then R.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you're listening to the question O Carl's

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>How would you tell me what happened to you this weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>In six words? We'll get to mine in a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine will be I didn't know it had bleach. We'll

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<v Speaker 4>get to that bit later on this morning. Terrible accident yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>They should have said in bigger letters. It did have

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<v Speaker 4>the letters apparently, but in bigger big make that clear,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, put a bee up there or something like that,

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<v Speaker 4>or an alarm before I starts spraying on stuff. Anyway, Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your six weekend? What happened to you this weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>We were teased by a sausage sizzle. Oh dear, Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>we're taking Gordy to his swimming lesson and they're just

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready for the swimming lessons and ordeal in itself,

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<v Speaker 2>packing that bag and making sure.

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<v Speaker 4>This is your stuff. Yeah, you snacks, gets a protein powder,

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<v Speaker 4>creatine and that for muscleman.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the water as well, so it's all his

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<v Speaker 2>swimming stuff plus all my swimming stuff. And sometimes if

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get a sleep in, oh skip breakfast,

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<v Speaker 2>just do his breakfast, pack the bag and take him

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<v Speaker 2>to swimming. So by the time we were getting through

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<v Speaker 2>his swimming lesson, I was so hungry on Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>so I couldn't believe our luck when we rounded the

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<v Speaker 2>corner and smell a sausage sizzle.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a little win like that early in the

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<v Speaker 4>morning when you turn those swim lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually turned to each other and just said, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how lucky, like the days of days where we're so

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<v Speaker 2>hungry with skip breakfast and now a sausage sizzle.

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<v Speaker 4>Has warm instant hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>So these three three guys cooking hundreds of sausages out

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<v Speaker 2>in the front of the swimming lessons and I get up

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<v Speaker 2>there and go, do you guys tap or take cash?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, sorry, these aren't for sale. These are

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<v Speaker 2>for the swim squad. They're going to finish their swim

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<v Speaker 2>training and when they come out here, these sausages are

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<v Speaker 2>for them. How cruel, the injustice of a Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Shame on you rotarians.

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<v Speaker 2>My mind was working over time to think of some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of law. There was like, no, no, you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're sizzling sausages, you have to sell them. This

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<v Speaker 2>is unfair.

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<v Speaker 4>You just say, oh, yeah, sorry, he's part of the

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<v Speaker 4>swim squad when their youngest youngest member, this guy is

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<v Speaker 4>giving the next felt so well.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of them are teenager, so I can't really

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<v Speaker 2>point to the boys.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a mascot. He's a mascot. It's their youngest gifted.

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<v Speaker 2>Tried to do all three of us tried to do

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<v Speaker 2>like puppy dog eyes so that they had so many sausages.

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<v Speaker 2>So he gives me missed like two. That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't give us any.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that is cruel. So what do you do? We

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<v Speaker 4>were hungry? Understand you would have been angry then as well,

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<v Speaker 4>Like angry, aren't because you're because you actually start your

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<v Speaker 4>stomach starts making that noise. I thought there was stuff

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<v Speaker 4>coming in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, as soon as you smell sausages, you've promised your

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<v Speaker 2>belly will be eating sausages to salivated.

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<v Speaker 4>You get warmed down. Aren't ready for that snag? This

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<v Speaker 4>is a snag denial, all right? Text in then your

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<v Speaker 4>six World Weekend for seven five O three one O

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<v Speaker 4>four three. We'll go through Patsy's and minds.

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<v Speaker 3>Next Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Morning, Amanda, Amanda six World weekend. I watched five

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<v Speaker 4>games of footy Amanda meant to who's a Saints fan?

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<v Speaker 4>Well done Finals? Christian six word weekend husband provided CPR

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<v Speaker 4>on a stranger. That's incredible, what a hero, Amazing Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>My boyfriend proposed on my birthday over the weekend. Smart

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<v Speaker 4>move doing that because he knows now the birthday is

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<v Speaker 4>the anniversary of the proposed or together. Yeah. I was

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<v Speaker 4>interviewing Vince Form once and he said his their wedding

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<v Speaker 4>anniversary is Valentine's Day, and he deliberately picked that day

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<v Speaker 4>so he will never forget it's his wife's went in

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<v Speaker 4>their wedding anniversary because it's Valentine's Day. He can get

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<v Speaker 4>both of those things, right, Patsy, what's your six word weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, went to the senior school production. So Audie's school

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<v Speaker 5>had the senior school production. It's production season at school.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's in her school production, isn't.

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<v Speaker 5>She anye In a couple of weeks time, the kids are.

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<v Speaker 4>Getting By the way, do you think you know we're

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<v Speaker 4>doing this? We'll be talking about later on this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>High school Rejects, where we're going to put on for

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<v Speaker 4>one night only a school play for grown ups who

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<v Speaker 4>never got speaking parts. We need this week to work

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<v Speaker 4>out what the actual plays. Do you think Annie would

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<v Speaker 4>be a good one? Are there a lot of roles

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<v Speaker 4>in Annie?

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<v Speaker 5>There's a heap of roles because there's all the orphans.

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<v Speaker 5>There's the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't say a listener, oh you didn't get anything

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<v Speaker 4>when you were ten, but be a dog.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a dog. There's what's her name? It the orphanage? No,

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<v Speaker 5>I forget the lady's name, Baddy or bucks? Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the daddy that any Yeah, yeah, but there is lots. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I can get the script if you like peruse through it.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's been shortened because how long is our play

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<v Speaker 5>going to be?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do the full thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not going to be like a three hour thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the Irishman? We're doing a musical version of

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<v Speaker 4>Scorre Sacy's The Irishman.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing three hours. Half the audience is going into mission.

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<v Speaker 4>My six word weekend is I didn't know it had

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<v Speaker 4>beach yesterday. My wife said to me, what are yours?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a trap as well. My wife said to me,

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<v Speaker 4>what is it you're really looking forward to today. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>the D's game, that's a half three. So I said,

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<v Speaker 4>up until then, I'm all yours and she went, well,

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<v Speaker 4>you know all year you've putting off went oh, oh god, no,

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<v Speaker 4>not cleaning the garage door and then the fence. It's

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<v Speaker 4>been caked in like bird crap all year round and

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<v Speaker 4>they just dump on our garden fence, right, and the

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<v Speaker 4>garage doors. She said, can you clean that? Right? I

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<v Speaker 4>knew that that stuff is like kated in. It's been

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<v Speaker 4>there all year round, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Pressure washer? Would that help?

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<v Speaker 4>We have got one of those. Were too lazy to

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<v Speaker 4>do that. So I went to Walworths and I looked

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<v Speaker 4>for something that you could just spray that would melt

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<v Speaker 4>it somehow using signs. So I saw something called super Clean,

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<v Speaker 4>and all I saw were the words hospital grade, disinfected,

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<v Speaker 4>and I thought, listen, you don't see bird shit on

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<v Speaker 4>an operating table. You shouldn't. Okay, doctor, I'll take this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my prescription. I start spraying this stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>My eyes are watering because I don't think at the time,

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<v Speaker 4>must be watering because it's got bleaching it. I leave.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, I just leave this. It's coated in it, right,

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<v Speaker 4>it's coated and it's like foaming. It's just everywhere. My

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<v Speaker 4>wife is in the kitchen and as it going and

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<v Speaker 4>make a cup of she goes, what a terrible smell

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<v Speaker 4>of bleach? What is that smell of bleach? And I

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<v Speaker 4>don't really smell it, but know when you do it,

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<v Speaker 4>thinking bloody hell, I've been on there about half an

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<v Speaker 4>holurady probably strip. She goes, Chris, tell me that thing's

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<v Speaker 4>not got bleach. I went, is this called supercane? It

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<v Speaker 4>just it's hospital. It's just like a pro We shouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>even really have it. She grabs it. It saysn't block capitals,

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<v Speaker 4>this bleach. She goes, You're gonna have to get loads

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<v Speaker 4>of water now and rinse or it took off a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to get quotes.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that the garage doll gonna have to be repainted.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks horribly. It just looks mottled and bits of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Even this morning in the dark, I could see that

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<v Speaker 4>stains and residue, but I made it actually worse. It

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<v Speaker 4>looked better with bird poop on there.

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<v Speaker 2>But the birdpoo's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the bird poop has been mounted off.

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<v Speaker 1>Hospital grade Christian Connell's show podcast, So.

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<v Speaker 4>With me accidentally using a cleaning spray that was heavily

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<v Speaker 4>bleach based when I was trying to clean a garage door.

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<v Speaker 4>Get all the bird poop that have been encrusted on

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<v Speaker 4>there throughout the year. We want to know when you're

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<v Speaker 4>trying to make something better and actually what you've done

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<v Speaker 4>if you've made it worse. So if you've made something worse,

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<v Speaker 4>you had good intentions. I did yesterday thought I'll clean

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<v Speaker 4>this all that, but I've actually made it worse. I

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. Met By the way, it's a paintery,

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<v Speaker 4>so he walks around the base. I there it is

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<v Speaker 4>happy to come around and have a look at it.

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<v Speaker 4>I may be giving you a call after the show today.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the fact that mix that he's been listening

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<v Speaker 4>to the show since day two. I was smart. A

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<v Speaker 4>lot of these kind of Johnny come laters go doing

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<v Speaker 4>this is day one mix or smart one like I'll

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<v Speaker 4>give you that one a miss. Day nine is when

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<v Speaker 4>the smart people really got into them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more believable. I don't always believe the people who

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<v Speaker 2>say the nast thing since day one.

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<v Speaker 4>No, So whenever you made it worse. I made it worse.

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<v Speaker 4>The other thing I also would like some stories on

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<v Speaker 4>if we ever gain any right is earlier this year,

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<v Speaker 4>I was using the pressure washer right to clean the

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<v Speaker 4>path and there was a gardener working across the road

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<v Speaker 4>who came over and often chat to him. He said,

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<v Speaker 4>I be going and he said, hey, make sure you're

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<v Speaker 4>using a hard shoe. Will you use that? So Ande,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, severed three toes off there because they're wearing thongs.

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<v Speaker 4>Severed three toes clean off with a pressure washer. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, that is not true. That's an urban legend,

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<v Speaker 4>that is not true.

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<v Speaker 2>They're strong, but they're not that there strong.

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<v Speaker 4>No way someone says right now with missing digits because

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<v Speaker 4>of a pressure washer or is it just for the

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<v Speaker 4>benefit of doubt. I have to get your l WORW

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<v Speaker 4>to tap out their phone number if you have lost

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<v Speaker 4>fingers or toes while using a pressure washer. But you've

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<v Speaker 4>got still about someone making it worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my mother in law did it in our place.

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<v Speaker 2>She was she thought she was cleaning the floorboards with

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<v Speaker 2>some kind of cleaning oil and didn't realize what she

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<v Speaker 2>had was a product that used on chopping boards, so

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<v Speaker 2>that the oil soaks in.

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<v Speaker 4>A make like a stain.

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<v Speaker 2>They are like a food protector almost, and so she

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<v Speaker 2>stained all the maybe ten floorboards before she realized what

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<v Speaker 2>she was doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's even worse. Now you've got some sort of

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<v Speaker 4>two in shroud there on the floorboards.

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Brighter, No, you're listening to the Christiano Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>A gardener told me that he knew someone who was

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<v Speaker 4>using a pressure washer and they accidentally severed off three

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<v Speaker 4>of their toes. Now, I don't know if he's winding

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<v Speaker 4>me up. Jack, you're pretty convinced he was. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's strong enough to go through toes.

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy, you know grizzy stories. You're at a report in

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<v Speaker 4>the news that someone's lost their digits through a pressure was.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, what if they were wearing dongs or bear feet.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy was impossible, even still on bare skin. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think it's strong enough to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Through strong Yeah, nine four one four four three. Kerry,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning. You made it worse.

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<v Speaker 11>I made it very worse. My husband had an earache,

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<v Speaker 11>so I put some ear drops in his ear, not

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<v Speaker 11>realizing that they were the dog's ear drops that were

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<v Speaker 11>about six.

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<v Speaker 8>Months out of date and he ended up with an absence.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I guess there'd be an even stronger one. Those

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<v Speaker 4>big old doggie, isn't it the massive? Aren't they cold

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<v Speaker 4>in there? You know? Like we've got German shepherd got

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<v Speaker 4>an air infection. I was asked to pump something in

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<v Speaker 4>with some huge sewage.

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<v Speaker 11>And I'm a nurse to boot.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, Carrie, you should have known better. I know, Carrie.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you most of the story. Mate. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you you too, Baye.

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<v Speaker 4>CLARESSA good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>Ah, Hi, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, Clorisa, hope you had a nice weekend and

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<v Speaker 4>you made it worse. Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 12>When I was about ten, my dad had us over

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<v Speaker 12>at a friend's place. They were doing some stuck out

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<v Speaker 12>of the backyard and we've made a terrible mess in

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<v Speaker 12>the house. So I had decided to clean the floors

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<v Speaker 12>and my dad's girlfriend at the time used to just

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<v Speaker 12>grab the bleach bottle and spray it all over the

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<v Speaker 12>floors when she was cleaning. So what I didn't know

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<v Speaker 12>was that she used to dilute the bottle, and so

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<v Speaker 12>I grabbed the bleach bottle and I sprayed all over

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<v Speaker 12>the floor, and it was the actual bleach bottle, So

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<v Speaker 12>it left that white line all over these wooden.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'd always wanted to white furs.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, but the thing was it wasn't even our house,

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<v Speaker 12>so it was it was.

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<v Speaker 4>There goes the deposits. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, Chris, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much the story. And let's go Robert here,

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<v Speaker 4>come on in, Robert, Yes, Rob, Yeah, yeah, we're good, Rob. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So gentlemen, Yeah, yeah, we're very good. Now, Rob, you

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<v Speaker 4>talk about pressure washers. Have you lost toes?

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<v Speaker 13>I haven't lost a toe, but I saw a bloke

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<v Speaker 13>who's using an industry one nearly lose a head first

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<v Speaker 13>while he was using it, and I went through an

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<v Speaker 13>armor club and nearly took his hand off. And I

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<v Speaker 13>personally have one that will cut concrete.

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<v Speaker 4>I can cut concrete. It's going to cut through your

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<v Speaker 4>metatassals or your meto castle.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously that's a different one than you're using on your

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<v Speaker 2>garage door.

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<v Speaker 4>Stonemason's version on the.

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<v Speaker 13>Ones you can buy now have such a high pressure

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<v Speaker 13>that they're basically the same that will cut your toes off.

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<v Speaker 13>Anyone can buy them, anyone, Rob.

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking in here about an urban legend of

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<v Speaker 2>even a guy popping his friend's head off his.

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<v Speaker 4>Head off two. We talk about stuff like that time

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<v Speaker 4>you would be able to.

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<v Speaker 2>In time the future as advancements in pressure washers get

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<v Speaker 2>to start.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, so old bristle and and attendance and blood vessels

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<v Speaker 13>inflation to cut through.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll cut through all good stuff for our breakfast show.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Rob, thank you very much. You could.

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<v Speaker 13>Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, I just try to cool into some new someone

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<v Speaker 4>who lost hose from a pressure hose. The reason why

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<v Speaker 4>we're talking about this team that early on this ship,

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<v Speaker 4>I was using my pressure washer and a gardener who

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<v Speaker 4>haven't been working on the house opposite came and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>make sure using a hard show on that I know

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<v Speaker 4>someone who lost three toes using a pressure washer. We're

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<v Speaker 4>not sure about this tool. Sorry, but this guy here,

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<v Speaker 4>because he knows someone lost toes from a pressure hose.

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<v Speaker 4>He got a compo pay out and told me if

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<v Speaker 4>I ever need a quick cash I should do the same.

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<v Speaker 2>What what do you need your pinky toe for?

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<v Speaker 4>Really? I think the thumb. The thumb you get the

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<v Speaker 4>most money from me if you lose it in a

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<v Speaker 4>dustyal axen. So I presume the same with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you're right. I can go and see McCartney this year.

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<v Speaker 4>Samley McCartney is going to look out giving it the

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<v Speaker 4>old thumbs up like he does. They've got no thumbs

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<v Speaker 4>in Melbourne, all right, nine four one four one o

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<v Speaker 4>four three. You made it worse. Good morning Mary, Good

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<v Speaker 4>morning Mary.

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<v Speaker 9>So what a say? Nineteen ninety nine, first job, putting

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<v Speaker 9>on the LS over the weekend, working on my keyboard,

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<v Speaker 9>which is a very old and clanky, drinking my diet coke, bolt,

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 9>my diet coke all over my keyboard, big manner, messive,

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 9>panic attack, got soapy sponge, went to wiper. So now

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<v Speaker 9>my people thoroughly wish and I'm thinking, oh pooth. They

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<v Speaker 9>founder heater, put it on, tried to drive it off,

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<v Speaker 9>and all these keys walped into each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Put on top of the heater.

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, not on top in front of the heater.

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<v Speaker 4>Very strong. The keyboards, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>I melted the keyboards a massive panic attacks. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 9>very young, first job, Absolute palpitations about going to work

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<v Speaker 9>on Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Mary, Thank you very much for sharing your story, mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good day, No problems chairs fin now, Jason,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Jason, Good.

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<v Speaker 14>Morning team, and Christian, how are we all? I made

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 14>several things worse here. So my hands were really slippery

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<v Speaker 14>one day and I was trying to undo some superglue,

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<v Speaker 14>and I decided that rather than going to wash my

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<v Speaker 14>hands or dry my hands, I'd put the leader of

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<v Speaker 14>the super glue in my teeth and rotate the superglue tube.

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<v Speaker 14>By doing so, I also must have squealize a little

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<v Speaker 14>too hard, and then I filled my mouth up on

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<v Speaker 14>not filled the hard, put superglue in my mouth immediately.

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<v Speaker 14>I didn't want my tongue to get stuck to my teeth,

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<v Speaker 14>so then I grabbed my tongue with my fingers with

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<v Speaker 14>some and my little pit finger. Then I superglued dead together.

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<v Speaker 14>But then I thought, I've got to get the super

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<v Speaker 14>glue out, so I'll wash it out with some water.

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<v Speaker 14>So then I went to the tap like your kitchen

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<v Speaker 14>sink tap, turned on the tap and sort of like

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<v Speaker 14>guzzling on the side, and that makes the super glue

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<v Speaker 14>go off even harder. It makes it go off super quick.

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<v Speaker 14>So from there I'm now stuck with my fingers touched

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<v Speaker 14>to my tongue and then have to go to the

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<v Speaker 14>doctor and then try and talk to people over the

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<v Speaker 14>phone and get in the point.

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<v Speaker 4>Thick Jason, that is an insane story. So what happened

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<v Speaker 4>then when you got the daughters? I think it's Is

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<v Speaker 4>it coffee granules? Is what some people say recommend you

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<v Speaker 4>when you when you stop the super glue?

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<v Speaker 14>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 14>I just know that the doctor, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 8>He cared too much.

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<v Speaker 14>He just pretty much pried my finger off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 14>And yeah, the worst part having.

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<v Speaker 4>A bad days you have all the patients get up

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<v Speaker 4>and walk.

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<v Speaker 14>And then years later I went to the dentist and

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<v Speaker 14>he goes, oh, she seemed to have a lot of

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<v Speaker 14>plot on your bottom teeth. And I didn't think much

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<v Speaker 14>and then we was pulling it off. He's like, this

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<v Speaker 14>is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>How many years later was the glue still on your towel?

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe five really.

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<v Speaker 4>Strong enamel almost like, no, it is super glue.

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<v Speaker 14>And it was really weird because then then on the

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<v Speaker 14>bottom of your teeth you get that sensation back of

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<v Speaker 14>all the ribs of the inside of the teeth.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard that must have been lovely for you. You know

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<v Speaker 4>like to hear again.

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<v Speaker 14>You know, no, I did lots of things wrong.

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<v Speaker 7>Really, we're going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Make you our corner of the week. We love that story.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we've only had it on a Monday. But

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<v Speaker 4>you won a thousand dollars right now, Thank you, Thanks God, Jason,

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<v Speaker 4>You're our call the week. Brilliant story, amazing story. Well thanks,

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<v Speaker 4>Mercedes Bens, Mercedes Benz Berrit you win one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Find super savings on GLC and Jele SUVs and Mercedes

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<v Speaker 4>Benz Berrick only while stocks last. Jason, really really well

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<v Speaker 4>told story. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>All right tomorrow on the show, more super glue stories.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone must have these strange superglue stories. The other thing

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking about on tomorrow's show, right, so we've

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<v Speaker 4>got miss ur Lewitz in a minute is like I

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<v Speaker 4>was talking about an hour ago, almost talking about I

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<v Speaker 4>made it worse when I was just too lazy to

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<v Speaker 4>hook cut the pressure washer. It would have taken probably

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<v Speaker 4>ten minutes. But you know, when you just tired on

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<v Speaker 4>Sunday at the weekend, I just can't be bothered that

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<v Speaker 4>ten minutes might as well be ten days. And so

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<v Speaker 4>you take a shortcut and that's when you make a

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:18.720
<v Speaker 4>mistake and you put bleachs on something and it gets worse.

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<v Speaker 4>How many times has something bad happened where we were

0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:23.520
<v Speaker 4>just too lazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Well even Jason was too lazy to wash his hair,

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<v Speaker 2>so put the glue.

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<v Speaker 4>In his mouth. It's as simplers sometimes that you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when the remotes on the blink and you take batteries

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<v Speaker 4>out of something else to give it to something else,

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:37.839
<v Speaker 4>at some point it will You're you're just banking future debt,

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<v Speaker 4>are you? But and you were talking about how often

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 4>there too lazies when you can't be bothered to go

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<v Speaker 4>and get a ladder.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the amount of times I stood on a

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<v Speaker 2>chair even sometimes a swivel chair, get up somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like a core workout.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Stupid, but you just think if I get the ladder out,

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 2>I got to clunk it through the house, get it

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 2>from the backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>Too hard. So tomorrow on the show Super Glue Stories

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<v Speaker 4>and also when you were too lazy? What happened? Christian

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<v Speaker 4>at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thanks Jason, great

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<v Speaker 4>story brag.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian o'connells Show podcast every Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>We are your home of the misheard lyrics. Thank you

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 4>very much to everyone who sends them in every single day.

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<v Speaker 4>Main Marx has crammed with various misheard lyrics, even over

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<v Speaker 4>the weekend. Thank you very much. All Right, let's get

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<v Speaker 4>into this week's brand new mishard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just another miss heard Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, when we play back, well you believe is

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<v Speaker 4>as heard lyric. If we believe it, we play this

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<v Speaker 4>if we cannot hear it. And for the truly great ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Hall of last week Hall of Famer went to a

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<v Speaker 4>mina for the Cranberry song Zombie Zombie Zombie Salami. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>brand new ones, let's go to Ivan Goodman's Got Attention

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<v Speaker 4>by Charlie. You've been running around throwing that dirt all

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<v Speaker 4>over my name. You've running around, running around, running around,

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<v Speaker 4>throwing that dirt al money or is it you've been

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<v Speaker 4>throwing that turtle on my knee. You've running around, running around,

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<v Speaker 4>running around, throwing that dirt al money. Definitely, Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred percent. Thank you very much, Ivan, Mark Green's

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<v Speaker 4>Got the Number of the Beasts by Iron Maiden was

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<v Speaker 4>a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me.

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:37.240
<v Speaker 4>Deep staring or slightly even. Tone shift was a reflection

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<v Speaker 4>of my wombat staring back at me, staring.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>That is a great spot, world Donella, You're right, great

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<v Speaker 4>spot and Mark I've got to be When are you

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 4>listening to Iron Maiden? Evie Jones has got this on

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<v Speaker 4>Shuka Khan from I'm every Woman. I'm every Woman. It's

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<v Speaker 4>all in me now gone to ev Jones. What she's

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<v Speaker 4>miss hearing is I'm hairy woman. It's all in me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a hairy woman. I'm hearing hairy woman. Yes. Trey

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<v Speaker 4>Davis has got twenty one pilots Heathens. All my friends

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 4>are heathens. Take it slow. He's listening carefully to this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Or is it all my friends are eating steak? It's

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<v Speaker 4>slow friends music us so ish. Vincenza Rossie has got

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<v Speaker 4>this Christian. My dad plays nineties eurodance tunes when he's

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<v Speaker 4>working in the shed. He's been getting this a little

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<v Speaker 4>wrong for years. Rhythm of the nighte on Corona. You

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<v Speaker 4>could put some joy upon my face, or is it

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:17.400
<v Speaker 4>you could put some turnip on my face? There the

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<v Speaker 4>change a Rossie, Yes, come Hall, and finally let's go

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<v Speaker 4>to Andrew Christian. This one calls my son Well and

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<v Speaker 4>the Disney Greatest Hits album We're forced to listen to

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 4>in the car you Can Fly. You Can Fly from

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<v Speaker 4>Peter Pan film sing Along, Take the Path that Moonbeams make?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is it? Think of Batman pooping snakes? Andrew, great work,

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<v Speaker 4>Think of Batman pooping snakes.

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<v Speaker 8>And Hall.

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<v Speaker 4>No one just came in yesterday. Thank you very much, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>There's always The email address to your missheard lyrics is

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<v Speaker 4>Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Footy season gone very quickly and bang the Final eight

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<v Speaker 4>lockdown Finals begins a week Thursday. Bombers, it's tough like now,

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<v Speaker 4>oh so close to really strong games for us.

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:32.160
<v Speaker 2>No actually soured football so much? Why watch another game?

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>All weeks packed away for this year?

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 4>Horrible enter the season for Bombers fans. You didn't deserve that, however, though,

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<v Speaker 4>So the eight is all sorts of So it all

0:42:41.640 --> 0:42:44.319
<v Speaker 4>kicks off a week Thursday with the Pies and D's

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 4>and then some huge games coming up. So the Final

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 4>eight teams are.

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:51.680
<v Speaker 2>So the Pies will take on the Demons, Carlton will

0:42:51.719 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 2>take on Sydney Saints, First Giants and Lyons vers Port Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 4>For Saints fans and Blues fans make it into the

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:02.359
<v Speaker 4>finals is massive, I shouting to a friend of mine. Right,

0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:04.960
<v Speaker 4>he's a true sort of Saints fan, has been man

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 4>and born, and he's got two sons their teenagers. Right.

0:43:07.480 --> 0:43:09.960
<v Speaker 4>They go to games together. His sons have never ever

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 4>in their lifetime really known what it was like to

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:15.360
<v Speaker 4>ever play finals, first time ever their family. They go

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 4>to all the games together, they watch their proper Saints fans.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:19.880
<v Speaker 4>They're actually going to see their team in the finals.

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<v Speaker 9>Right.

0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 4>He was telling me what a huge deal this is

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:24.879
<v Speaker 4>for them, Right, he says he's been through so much

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 4>up and down, small downs. They're so happy to be

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 4>in the finals. So of all the Blues fans as well,

0:43:29.280 --> 0:43:32.240
<v Speaker 4>it's amazing. Which team will be your kind of surrogate

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:32.919
<v Speaker 4>adopted team.

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:35.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for both, but I think I would love

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 2>to see the Blues get some success. It's been a long.

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Long time, okay, So every year we always like to

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 4>try and do something in the run up to the

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:45.480
<v Speaker 4>Grand final because the city changes. You can even feel

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 4>it's changed now knowing about the eight, but over the

0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 4>next couple of weeks, as we go through all the

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:52.479
<v Speaker 4>different games, it changes. The city comes a different city,

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:55.239
<v Speaker 4>especially when it's the finals week. So what we want

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<v Speaker 4>to do this year, whatever the two teams are, whoever

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<v Speaker 4>they are, I know there'll be there'd be big super

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<v Speaker 4>fans who can make a cage about why their team

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<v Speaker 4>is going to win it. This year. We're looking for

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:09.799
<v Speaker 4>super fans. Once we know who the two teams are.

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<v Speaker 4>We want you to put your house on the line.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a phrase you put a lot right, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>phrase we will band you around. Put your house a line.

0:44:15.960 --> 0:44:17.799
<v Speaker 4>We actually wanted to put your house on the line. Though.

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:22.320
<v Speaker 4>We will paint your house in your team's color, whether

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.759
<v Speaker 4>you rent there, you live there. We'll paint the front

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 4>of the house in your team's color. However, this is

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 4>going to be obviously before the final. It'll also have

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<v Speaker 4>to sail on there declaring your team the premieres, the

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<v Speaker 4>new reigning twenty twenty three premiers. So everyone going by

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<v Speaker 4>your house will go, wait, the game, isn't it. He's

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<v Speaker 4>gone big, He's gone bold and I know that all

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 4>sports fans were superstitious. You will be worried right that

0:44:46.040 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 4>you might chink, sick your two. That's what I be

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 4>worried about. It doesn't matter. Then you're not a proper fan.

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 4>You're not prepared to actually put your house on the line.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you do this? If it was the Bombers, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be so keen to do it with my wife already.

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:03.399
<v Speaker 4>You're your balls went up into your throat. I would

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<v Speaker 4>be so key.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first thing you think edited it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what would the conversation be like Rare? I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>some guys are coming around to playing paint our house

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<v Speaker 2>black and red. But I would be I mean if.

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<v Speaker 4>We got wife out when I when it was the

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<v Speaker 4>d You remember a couple years ago when they made

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<v Speaker 4>a Grand Final. I said, it'd be great. You know,

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:23.879
<v Speaker 4>it's like lockdown, so it'd be great if I could

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<v Speaker 4>just repaint the fence, puts painted back. She was like,

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 4>are you men would look terrible? Absolutely laughing stock at

0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:33.320
<v Speaker 4>the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>You see the fence a lot though, Yes.

0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:40.840
<v Speaker 4>And also there's ones that never painted back. Yes, a

0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 4>long time for the Tigers, that's like three years. It

0:45:44.760 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 4>dates when they did it, doesn't it? You said I

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<v Speaker 4>squit a few years ago now, So is anyone keen

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 4>to do this? So if your team, if you're really

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:54.800
<v Speaker 4>happy today, if you're a Saints fan, D's fan, Pie's fanny,

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<v Speaker 4>you so confident that they're going to make it into

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<v Speaker 4>the final that you would put your house on the line,

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<v Speaker 4>I should just say as well, a full DIESC gamer here,

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<v Speaker 4>we will repaint afterwards. Okay, maybe we do that next year,

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 4>though You've got to still have it up there. It

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 4>should be. It shouldn't be the next You shouldn't be

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:12.279
<v Speaker 4>on the Monday afterwards. It should have to sting for

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 4>a while. Are you up for doing this? Nine four

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 4>one four one oh four three? Your team go to

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:19.720
<v Speaker 4>the final, we come around, redecorate your house.

0:46:20.440 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Christian Connell's show podcast.

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 4>You know, earlier we were talking about we'd love to

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0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:32.239
<v Speaker 4>what is this covering hot right now? Where the punchline

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0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 4>a thigh that's on tomorrow's show from great like that guy?

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:41.200
<v Speaker 2>How can I sleep tonight?

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:45.560
<v Speaker 4>Irresponsible me? Sorry? All right? So now we know who

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<v Speaker 4>are in the final eight for finals, what we want

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 4>to do is, I think we're going to call put

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 4>your house on the line. So when we know who

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:53.879
<v Speaker 4>two teams are going into the Grand Final, we want

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 4>to come around redecorate your houses. Not just in your

0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:58.879
<v Speaker 4>team's covers. You'll see a lot of that all over town,

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 4>but actually declaiming the your team ahead of the Grand Final.

0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Are going to be the twenty twenty three premiere, so

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 4>you really have to be a super fan. I was

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:10.720
<v Speaker 4>actually this warning. Whether we get any married men calling

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:13.279
<v Speaker 4>in for this, I think it's many single I think

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:15.919
<v Speaker 4>as many single fans. I don't think it's it's such

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:17.120
<v Speaker 4>a big family.

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<v Speaker 2>Decision, but we're paying the house back. Think you have

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<v Speaker 2>a newly painted house this time next year.

0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 4>This time next year, they're going to see it with

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:27.439
<v Speaker 4>even twelve months. The loss of her grandfather isn't enough.

0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:29.399
<v Speaker 4>You've got to have your house painted in where people

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:29.719
<v Speaker 4>are going.

0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:32.759
<v Speaker 2>But you know you lost a period of time to

0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:34.240
<v Speaker 2>be determined you'll have your house.

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 4>All right, TVC check the t's and c's.

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 14>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>So we want to know right now just engaging interest.

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 4>Is anyone up for doing this Jemma's online. Who's a

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:47.399
<v Speaker 4>super fan? She's twelve? Good morning, Gemma, Good morning, Good morning, Jemma.

0:47:47.400 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 4>So thanks to cool on the show. So your team's

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:51.080
<v Speaker 4>in the final. Who are you fan of?

0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:55.920
<v Speaker 4>Saints? And so rest of the family at home? Are

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:57.120
<v Speaker 4>they all big Saints fans?

0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:58.239
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:47:58.480 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 11>Gently, mess just you?

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 4>So what are mom and dad support? Who do they support?

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 8>Hook?

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Dear, So we're going to rock up with some black,

0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:10.720
<v Speaker 2>red and white pain and pain in all in Saints colors.

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:12.919
<v Speaker 2>But your parents don't agree to it?

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:14.480
<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 4>Now do they know you're calling in to sort of

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 4>offer the chance to have your house redecorated in Saint

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:25.360
<v Speaker 4>Kilder colors? Yeah? Lad, Now we can't obviously, Gman. Just

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:27.320
<v Speaker 4>take your word for this. Are they in the background

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 4>where I could hear a yes? Yeah, yes, that sounds

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:32.720
<v Speaker 4>like you, Jemma.

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:36.520
<v Speaker 2>This is the audio version of faking your parents.

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:36.759
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:38.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I'm happy with that. I'm happy with That's what.

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 4>And bosses can go wrong, Gemma, Good luck. Let's hope

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:46.719
<v Speaker 4>it's the Saints. Yeah, okay, Brett, Good morning Brett, Jim.

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 8>How are we We're good?

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<v Speaker 4>Brett. So you've got a situation where it could be

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:51.320
<v Speaker 4>a half and half house.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, it's a very very big situation where we heard

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 8>at the moment the walls and the younger son are

0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 8>calling and myself and the older son are carlson.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's a divided house.

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 8>Yes, it is, and it's very very interesting at the

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 8>game day when we're playing against each other.

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 4>I bet there's some big old fall outs, aren't they there,

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 4>because some half the house is jubilant and up and

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:19.120
<v Speaker 4>around and the other half are absolutely sort of devastated.

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, there's a bit of before going on as well.

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 4>Paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you calling up to win Carton colors for your

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<v Speaker 2>house or are you going to hopefully like split it

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:36.440
<v Speaker 2>down the middle.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, we'll probably have to split it down the middle.

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<v Speaker 8>I always have the restroom.

0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:47.920
<v Speaker 4>We'll house. We have to measure to exactly the right

0:49:47.960 --> 0:49:49.480
<v Speaker 4>what the what the midpoint is?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're already beautiful, gorgeous, it's a great look.

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<v Speaker 8>Good, So she can have she can have the restroom

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<v Speaker 8>and the doghouse.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotcha, Brett.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not paying the inside of the house, you know,

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:03.839
<v Speaker 2>we're painting the facade of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, A house of the line nursery. No,

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:11.560
<v Speaker 4>it's the front of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Wolf don't take he does.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen the roid ranging here. He tries bench breads

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<v Speaker 4>in the desk. The listeners, Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>If never tried.

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<v Speaker 4>To pick time for an intervention. Guys, he calls it

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<v Speaker 4>angel powder.

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<v Speaker 5>You did chin up some on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he does creatine.

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<v Speaker 2>I hang from there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's with us. He's mad on that creatine powder. White

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<v Speaker 4>men can't pump gold pex in the city. Throw mama

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<v Speaker 4>from the cross trainer, Silver and ben Hertz, you had

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<v Speaker 4>a bigger on that creating that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, take a movie to the gym.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's working out Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Reindeer gains while Yeah, Silver, Beauty and the beast mode.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Sergeant bolco that.

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<v Speaker 4>Powder.

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<v Speaker 2>And once you're done in the gym and you're all

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<v Speaker 2>all finished, you're you're as fit as a fiddler on

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<v Speaker 2>the roof.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's shocking.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna say someone else. I was gonna say, I

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<v Speaker 4>agree the this that he went he saw and waved

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<v Speaker 4>his head like on, here's a bunch of lies. I

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<v Speaker 4>think you're like this one straight from King good Country

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<v Speaker 4>up on that angel does their jack? All right, take

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<v Speaker 4>Seriously, what's in that shake you take every day? What

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<v Speaker 2>It's oat milk organic open.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sure, okay sir, not with those games, all right,

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