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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Watch him out that, please if it's.

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Speaker 3: A cafe with one toilet.

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Speaker 2: No, now you've taken them.

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Speaker 4: Mickey, what's supposed for beef? He stays, what's not a

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Speaker 4: market price? Because I don't want to get ripped off?

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Speaker 3: Christ one four.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, It is Monday morning, eight minutes past six.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Patsyny, Good morning Jack, you guys everyone have

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Speaker 4: a good weekend. Hey.

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Speaker 2: When hearing that ad as to talk about the bees

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Speaker 2: again in that intro, my friend goes to our mate Mick,

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Speaker 2: who sells Yes, he has bought a pack of fifteen thousand.

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Speaker 4: Bees, kidding, what is your mate doing with it?

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Speaker 2: He's got them on the the roof of his bungalow

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Speaker 2: and he's only had him for six months, so they

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Speaker 2: haven't started making honey yet, but over the next six

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Speaker 2: months they will start to produce honey.

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Speaker 4: I thought they had to have those like the hives.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, they've got hives built on top of the bunk.

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Speaker 4: He's just chucked, pulled down a ladder and seen them

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Speaker 4: mount in to us living in the guny in the

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Speaker 4: lagging do they and amongst the asbestos. There's spin honey out.

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Speaker 2: Of and now the downpipes produce honey. Tap it on

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Speaker 2: and tap it on?

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Speaker 4: Seeing ow B movie, PATSI, how was your weekend?

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Speaker 5: Had a great weekend. We had the senior school production

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Speaker 5: at Audie's School on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: How was that?

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Speaker 5: It was brilliant.

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Speaker 4: They did a great job. They did legal you know,

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Speaker 4: because you know you are like our chief theater critic,

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Speaker 4: you know, Thursday night, obviously you went to the red

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Speaker 4: carpet of Moon Rouge and we had an hour long

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Speaker 4: review on Friday that was just a left downside of

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Speaker 4: the stage. We're not even joking.

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Speaker 2: Even they will get a breakdown of what the stage

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Speaker 4: I can't relax until I've stopped the show for the year.

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Speaker 4: That were out of the whole moon on Roos breakdown.

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Speaker 5: They did such a great job. You know, some of

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Speaker 4: Rather the next Hugh Jackmans, aren't they?

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Speaker 5: Well they are the next Hugh Jackman's. They're the new

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Speaker 5: generation do They did it such a great job. But

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Speaker 5: they had a couple of dogs because one of one

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Speaker 5: of the side Yeah, El's got that little chihuahua thing that.

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Speaker 4: She carries around in her students who weren't good had

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Speaker 4: to pretend to be the dogs. No, they're going to

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Speaker 5: They roped in a couple of the teacher's dogs, pet

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Speaker 4: Funny commitment to the thing. I thought you could just

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

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Speaker 5: They did a brilliant job.

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Speaker 2: And was the dog atch just nod. It was a

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Speaker 5: It was a ginger Jack Russell.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't a pit bull.

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Speaker 2: Down so the role of the so fair.

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Speaker 5: Front rowe, the role of Bruiser was played by Rocky

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Speaker 4: So the dog was called Rocky. I wasn't far off.

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Speaker 5: That was his name, and he was kind of getting

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Speaker 2: No, it was very good. It was very good.

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Speaker 5: But we went out a spot a dinner before your recommendation. Actually, Jack,

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Speaker 5: it was out at Mooney Pond's. It is it mussella Yeah,

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Speaker 5: the steakhouse. Beautiful, beautiful meal, but it was packed with

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Speaker 5: And we're under very strict instructions by Audrey not to

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Speaker 4: So what she was a different part of the restaurant.

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Speaker 5: We weren't allowed to give her snuggies or ruggies, which

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Speaker 5: But we're at that stage Christian where we, you know,

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Speaker 4: It's disappearing from the horizon. Yeah, it's brutal. It is brutal,

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Speaker 4: this over dramatic double tight like she was just like,

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Speaker 4: You text me saying can I come and get you?

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Speaker 4: Nothing about this. It's remotely weird, you know, would mean

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Speaker 5: we're on very strict instructions down, no no smoochies, no

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Speaker 4: That's the worst thing. Perats with her daughters.

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Speaker 2: You hold it because Gory, obviously at eighteen months, is

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Speaker 4: It's like stintive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everything holding his hand across.

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Speaker 4: And that little hand as well. They're like it's so fresh,

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: My wife and I went out for a celebration dinner

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Speaker 4: on Saturday night to Mark one thousand shows Lovely and

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Speaker 4: it's me taking my wife out for dinner. Actually to

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Speaker 4: her huge part of it because for us to do this,

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Speaker 4: that means that we have a very very strong other

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Speaker 4: partners that are there when we're talking too much about

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Speaker 4: about this new French restaurant that looks like it's inside

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Speaker 4: Amazing. It looks like the inside of a cathedral. By

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Speaker 4: the name of it, it's cold. My god is on

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Speaker 4: relationship after twenty five years of marriage, is I call

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Speaker 4: my wife a time optimist. She said, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm married to a time.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's so stressful. Both of my daughters

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Speaker 4: But really, I gets oh my god, are you like this, Patsy.

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Speaker 2: holiday time with Bianker's family. Every time a holiday with them,

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Speaker 2: they're all like it. They're all like this. They just

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Speaker 4: So anyway, when we go into this restaurants p Fillinn right,

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Speaker 2: When I asked for the bill, is the significant number

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Speaker 4: it's going to hurt anyway. They come back with a

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to cause a scene. I felt so embarrassed,

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Speaker 4: singing happy birth the job. I'd have enjoy a fake birthday.

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Speaker 4: I haven't bree chocolate cake with a candle. It was amazing.

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Speaker 4: I might do that more often anytime you go in

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Speaker 4: to a restaurant. It's my birthday today.

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Speaker 3: Look, Christian Connell Show, Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Of the Weekend. Went back and watched the show that's

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Speaker 4: over twenty years old. And you know, sometimes you go

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Speaker 4: So catching up with an old friend, you know, I

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Speaker 4: Podcast something you last ten minutes. It turns out if

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Speaker 2: Would you say it's his Brainshart, I would.

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Speaker 4: Say that he's like America's wrench Grundy Lisa, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. You call my head.

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Speaker 9: Good week, You have a good day, you too, write.

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Speaker 4: Nothing about Kingswood Country, Prove good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning guys big then love the show, Thank you?

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Speaker 10: Definite as well? The West Wing?

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Speaker 10: Well, there's all the season, probably I've watched it all

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Speaker 4: How would you tell me what happened to you this weekend?

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Speaker 4: Mine will be I didn't know it had bleach. We'll

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Speaker 2: swimming stuff plus all my swimming stuff. And sometimes if

441
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Speaker 2: I want to get a sleep in, oh skip breakfast,

442
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Speaker 2: just do his breakfast, pack the bag and take him

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Speaker 2: to swimming. So by the time we were getting through

444
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Speaker 2: his swimming lesson, I was so hungry on Saturday morning,

445
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Speaker 2: so I couldn't believe our luck when we rounded the

446
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Speaker 2: corner and smell a sausage sizzle.

447
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Speaker 4: You need a little win like that early in the

448
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Speaker 4: morning when you turn those swim lessons.

449
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Speaker 2: We actually turned to each other and just said, like,

450
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Speaker 2: how lucky, like the days of days where we're so

451
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Speaker 2: hungry with skip breakfast and now a sausage sizzle.

452
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Speaker 4: Has warm instant hospital.

453
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Speaker 2: So these three three guys cooking hundreds of sausages out

454
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Speaker 2: in the front of the swimming lessons and I get up

455
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Speaker 2: there and go, do you guys tap or take cash?

456
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Speaker 2: And he goes, sorry, these aren't for sale. These are

457
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Speaker 2: for the swim squad. They're going to finish their swim

458
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Speaker 2: training and when they come out here, these sausages are

459
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Speaker 2: for them. How cruel, the injustice of a Christian.

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Speaker 4: Shame on you rotarians.

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Speaker 2: My mind was working over time to think of some

462
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Speaker 2: kind of law. There was like, no, no, you can't.

463
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Speaker 2: If you're sizzling sausages, you have to sell them. This

464
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Speaker 2: is unfair.

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Speaker 4: You just say, oh, yeah, sorry, he's part of the

466
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Speaker 4: swim squad when their youngest youngest member, this guy is

467
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Speaker 4: giving the next felt so well.

468
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Speaker 2: The rest of them are teenager, so I can't really

469
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Speaker 2: point to the boys.

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Speaker 4: He's a mascot. He's a mascot. It's their youngest gifted.

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Speaker 2: Tried to do all three of us tried to do

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Speaker 2: like puppy dog eyes so that they had so many sausages.

473
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Speaker 2: So he gives me missed like two. That's what I thought.

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Speaker 2: He didn't give us any.

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Speaker 4: Oh that is cruel. So what do you do? We

476
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Speaker 4: were hungry? Understand you would have been angry then as well,

477
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Speaker 4: Like angry, aren't because you're because you actually start your

478
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Speaker 4: stomach starts making that noise. I thought there was stuff

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Speaker 4: coming in here.

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Speaker 2: Well, as soon as you smell sausages, you've promised your

481
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Speaker 2: belly will be eating sausages to salivated.

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Speaker 4: You get warmed down. Aren't ready for that snag? This

483
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Speaker 4: is a snag denial, all right? Text in then your

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Speaker 4: six World Weekend for seven five O three one O

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Speaker 4: four three. We'll go through Patsy's and minds.

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Speaker 3: Next Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Good Morning, Amanda, Amanda six World weekend. I watched five

488
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Speaker 4: games of footy Amanda meant to who's a Saints fan?

489
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Speaker 4: Well done Finals? Christian six word weekend husband provided CPR

490
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Speaker 4: on a stranger. That's incredible, what a hero, Amazing Christian.

491
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Speaker 4: My boyfriend proposed on my birthday over the weekend. Smart

492
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Speaker 4: move doing that because he knows now the birthday is

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Speaker 4: the anniversary of the proposed or together. Yeah. I was

494
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 4: interviewing Vince Form once and he said his their wedding

495
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Speaker 4: anniversary is Valentine's Day, and he deliberately picked that day

496
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Speaker 4: so he will never forget it's his wife's went in

497
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Speaker 4: their wedding anniversary because it's Valentine's Day. He can get

498
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Speaker 4: both of those things, right, Patsy, what's your six word weekend?

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Speaker 5: Yes, went to the senior school production. So Audie's school

500
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Speaker 5: had the senior school production. It's production season at school.

501
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Speaker 4: So he's in her school production, isn't.

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Speaker 5: She anye In a couple of weeks time, the kids are.

503
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Speaker 4: Getting By the way, do you think you know we're

504
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Speaker 4: doing this? We'll be talking about later on this morning.

505
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Speaker 4: High school Rejects, where we're going to put on for

506
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Speaker 4: one night only a school play for grown ups who

507
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 4: never got speaking parts. We need this week to work

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Speaker 4: out what the actual plays. Do you think Annie would

509
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Speaker 4: be a good one? Are there a lot of roles

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Speaker 4: in Annie?

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Speaker 5: There's a heap of roles because there's all the orphans.

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Speaker 5: There's the dog.

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Speaker 2: There's the dog.

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Speaker 4: You can't say a listener, oh you didn't get anything

515
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Speaker 4: when you were ten, but be a dog.

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Speaker 5: It's a dog. There's what's her name? It the orphanage? No,

517
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Speaker 5: I forget the lady's name, Baddy or bucks? Yes, no,

518
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Speaker 5: that's the daddy that any Yeah, yeah, but there is lots. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I can get the script if you like peruse through it.

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Speaker 5: And it's been shortened because how long is our play

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Speaker 5: going to be?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do the full thing.

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Speaker 5: It's not going to be like a three hour thing.

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Speaker 4: Is that the Irishman? We're doing a musical version of

526
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Speaker 4: Scorre Sacy's The Irishman.

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Speaker 2: We're doing three hours. Half the audience is going into mission.

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Speaker 4: My six word weekend is I didn't know it had

529
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Speaker 4: beach yesterday. My wife said to me, what are yours?

530
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Speaker 4: It's a trap as well. My wife said to me,

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Speaker 4: what is it you're really looking forward to today. Well,

532
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 4: the D's game, that's a half three. So I said,

533
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 4: up until then, I'm all yours and she went, well,

534
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 4: you know all year you've putting off went oh, oh god, no,

535
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Speaker 4: not cleaning the garage door and then the fence. It's

536
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: been caked in like bird crap all year round and

537
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 4: they just dump on our garden fence, right, and the

538
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 4: garage doors. She said, can you clean that? Right? I

539
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 4: knew that that stuff is like kated in. It's been

540
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 4: there all year round, right.

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Speaker 2: Pressure washer? Would that help?

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Speaker 4: We have got one of those. Were too lazy to

543
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Speaker 4: do that. So I went to Walworths and I looked

544
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Speaker 4: for something that you could just spray that would melt

545
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Speaker 4: it somehow using signs. So I saw something called super Clean,

546
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Speaker 4: and all I saw were the words hospital grade, disinfected,

547
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Speaker 4: and I thought, listen, you don't see bird shit on

548
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Speaker 4: an operating table. You shouldn't. Okay, doctor, I'll take this.

549
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Speaker 4: That's my prescription. I start spraying this stuff.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 4: My eyes are watering because I don't think at the time,

552
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Speaker 4: must be watering because it's got bleaching it. I leave.

553
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Speaker 4: I think, I just leave this. It's coated in it, right,

554
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 4: it's coated and it's like foaming. It's just everywhere. My

555
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 4: wife is in the kitchen and as it going and

556
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Speaker 4: make a cup of she goes, what a terrible smell

557
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Speaker 4: of bleach? What is that smell of bleach? And I

558
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 4: don't really smell it, but know when you do it,

559
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 4: thinking bloody hell, I've been on there about half an

560
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Speaker 4: holurady probably strip. She goes, Chris, tell me that thing's

561
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Speaker 4: not got bleach. I went, is this called supercane? It

562
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Speaker 4: just it's hospital. It's just like a pro We shouldn't

563
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Speaker 4: even really have it. She grabs it. It saysn't block capitals,

564
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Speaker 4: this bleach. She goes, You're gonna have to get loads

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Speaker 4: of water now and rinse or it took off a lot.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to get quotes.

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Speaker 4: I think that the garage doll gonna have to be repainted.

568
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Speaker 4: It looks horribly. It just looks mottled and bits of it.

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Speaker 4: Even this morning in the dark, I could see that

570
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Speaker 4: stains and residue, but I made it actually worse. It

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Speaker 4: looked better with bird poop on there.

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Speaker 2: But the birdpoo's gone.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the bird poop has been mounted off.

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Speaker 1: Hospital grade Christian Connell's show podcast, So.

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Speaker 4: With me accidentally using a cleaning spray that was heavily

576
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Speaker 4: bleach based when I was trying to clean a garage door.

577
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Speaker 4: Get all the bird poop that have been encrusted on

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Speaker 4: there throughout the year. We want to know when you're

579
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Speaker 4: trying to make something better and actually what you've done

580
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Speaker 4: if you've made it worse. So if you've made something worse,

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Speaker 4: you had good intentions. I did yesterday thought I'll clean

582
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Speaker 4: this all that, but I've actually made it worse. I

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Speaker 4: thank you very much. Met By the way, it's a paintery,

584
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Speaker 4: so he walks around the base. I there it is

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Speaker 4: happy to come around and have a look at it.

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Speaker 4: I may be giving you a call after the show today.

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Speaker 4: I love the fact that mix that he's been listening

588
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Speaker 4: to the show since day two. I was smart. A

589
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Speaker 4: lot of these kind of Johnny come laters go doing

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Speaker 4: this is day one mix or smart one like I'll

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Speaker 4: give you that one a miss. Day nine is when

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Speaker 4: the smart people really got into them.

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Speaker 2: It's more believable. I don't always believe the people who

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Speaker 2: say the nast thing since day one.

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Speaker 4: No, So whenever you made it worse. I made it worse.

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Speaker 4: The other thing I also would like some stories on

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Speaker 4: if we ever gain any right is earlier this year,

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Speaker 4: I was using the pressure washer right to clean the

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Speaker 4: path and there was a gardener working across the road

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Speaker 4: who came over and often chat to him. He said,

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Speaker 4: I be going and he said, hey, make sure you're

602
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 4: using a hard shoe. Will you use that? So Ande,

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00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: I know, severed three toes off there because they're wearing thongs.

604
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 4: Severed three toes clean off with a pressure washer. And

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Speaker 4: I'm like, that is not true. That's an urban legend,

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00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 4: that is not true.

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Speaker 2: They're strong, but they're not that there strong.

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Speaker 4: No way someone says right now with missing digits because

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Speaker 4: of a pressure washer or is it just for the

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Speaker 4: benefit of doubt. I have to get your l WORW

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Speaker 4: to tap out their phone number if you have lost

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00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: fingers or toes while using a pressure washer. But you've

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Speaker 4: got still about someone making it worse.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my mother in law did it in our place.

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Speaker 2: She was she thought she was cleaning the floorboards with

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Speaker 2: some kind of cleaning oil and didn't realize what she

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Speaker 2: had was a product that used on chopping boards, so

618
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Speaker 2: that the oil soaks in.

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Speaker 4: A make like a stain.

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Speaker 2: They are like a food protector almost, and so she

621
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Speaker 2: stained all the maybe ten floorboards before she realized what

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Speaker 2: she was doing.

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Speaker 4: Now that's even worse. Now you've got some sort of

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Speaker 4: two in shroud there on the floorboards.

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Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, No, you're listening to the Christiano Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: A gardener told me that he knew someone who was

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Speaker 4: using a pressure washer and they accidentally severed off three

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Speaker 4: of their toes. Now, I don't know if he's winding

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Speaker 4: me up. Jack, you're pretty convinced he was. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's strong enough to go through toes.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, you know grizzy stories. You're at a report in

632
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Speaker 4: the news that someone's lost their digits through a pressure was.

633
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Speaker 5: You know, what if they were wearing dongs or bear feet.

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Speaker 2: This guy was impossible, even still on bare skin. I

635
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Speaker 2: don't think it's strong enough to go.

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Speaker 4: Through strong Yeah, nine four one four four three. Kerry,

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Speaker 4: good morning. You made it worse.

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Speaker 11: I made it very worse. My husband had an earache,

639
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Speaker 11: so I put some ear drops in his ear, not

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Speaker 11: realizing that they were the dog's ear drops that were

641
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Speaker 11: about six.

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Speaker 8: Months out of date and he ended up with an absence.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I guess there'd be an even stronger one. Those

644
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Speaker 4: big old doggie, isn't it the massive? Aren't they cold

645
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: in there? You know? Like we've got German shepherd got

646
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 4: an air infection. I was asked to pump something in

647
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Speaker 4: with some huge sewage.

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Speaker 11: And I'm a nurse to boot.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, Carrie, you should have known better. I know, Carrie.

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Speaker 4: Thank you most of the story. Mate. Have a good day.

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Speaker 11: Thank you you too, Baye.

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Speaker 4: CLARESSA good morning.

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Speaker 12: Ah, Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Clorisa, hope you had a nice weekend and

655
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Speaker 4: you made it worse. Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 12: When I was about ten, my dad had us over

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Speaker 12: at a friend's place. They were doing some stuck out

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Speaker 12: of the backyard and we've made a terrible mess in

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Speaker 12: the house. So I had decided to clean the floors

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Speaker 12: and my dad's girlfriend at the time used to just

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Speaker 12: grab the bleach bottle and spray it all over the

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Speaker 12: floors when she was cleaning. So what I didn't know

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Speaker 12: was that she used to dilute the bottle, and so

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Speaker 12: I grabbed the bleach bottle and I sprayed all over

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Speaker 12: the floor, and it was the actual bleach bottle, So

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Speaker 12: it left that white line all over these wooden.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd always wanted to white furs.

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Speaker 12: No, no, but the thing was it wasn't even our house,

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Speaker 12: so it was it was.

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Speaker 4: There goes the deposits. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, Chris, thank

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Speaker 4: you very much the story. And let's go Robert here,

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Speaker 4: come on in, Robert, Yes, Rob, Yeah, yeah, we're good, Rob. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So gentlemen, Yeah, yeah, we're very good. Now, Rob, you

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Speaker 4: talk about pressure washers. Have you lost toes?

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Speaker 13: I haven't lost a toe, but I saw a bloke

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Speaker 13: who's using an industry one nearly lose a head first

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Speaker 13: while he was using it, and I went through an

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Speaker 13: armor club and nearly took his hand off. And I

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Speaker 13: personally have one that will cut concrete.

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Speaker 4: I can cut concrete. It's going to cut through your

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Speaker 4: metatassals or your meto castle.

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Speaker 2: Obviously that's a different one than you're using on your

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Speaker 2: garage door.

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Speaker 4: Stonemason's version on the.

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Speaker 13: Ones you can buy now have such a high pressure

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Speaker 13: that they're basically the same that will cut your toes off.

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Speaker 13: Anyone can buy them, anyone, Rob.

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Speaker 2: We were talking in here about an urban legend of

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Speaker 2: even a guy popping his friend's head off his.

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Speaker 4: Head off two. We talk about stuff like that time

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Speaker 4: you would be able to.

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Speaker 2: In time the future as advancements in pressure washers get

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Speaker 2: to start.

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Speaker 13: Well, so old bristle and and attendance and blood vessels

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Speaker 13: inflation to cut through.

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Speaker 4: It'll cut through all good stuff for our breakfast show.

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Speaker 4: All right, Rob, thank you very much. You could.

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Speaker 13: Have a great day.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian, I just try to cool into some new someone

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Speaker 4: who lost hose from a pressure hose. The reason why

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Speaker 4: we're talking about this team that early on this ship,

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Speaker 4: I was using my pressure washer and a gardener who

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Speaker 4: haven't been working on the house opposite came and said, hey,

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Speaker 4: make sure using a hard show on that I know

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Speaker 4: someone who lost three toes using a pressure washer. We're

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Speaker 4: not sure about this tool. Sorry, but this guy here,

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Speaker 4: because he knows someone lost toes from a pressure hose.

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Speaker 4: He got a compo pay out and told me if

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Speaker 4: I ever need a quick cash I should do the same.

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Speaker 2: What what do you need your pinky toe for?

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Speaker 4: Really? I think the thumb. The thumb you get the

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Speaker 4: most money from me if you lose it in a

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Speaker 4: dustyal axen. So I presume the same with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you're right. I can go and see McCartney this year.

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Speaker 4: Samley McCartney is going to look out giving it the

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Speaker 4: old thumbs up like he does. They've got no thumbs

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Speaker 4: in Melbourne, all right, nine four one four one o

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Speaker 4: four three. You made it worse. Good morning Mary, Good

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Speaker 4: morning Mary.

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Speaker 9: So what a say? Nineteen ninety nine, first job, putting

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Speaker 9: on the LS over the weekend, working on my keyboard,

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Speaker 9: which is a very old and clanky, drinking my diet coke, bolt,

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Speaker 9: my diet coke all over my keyboard, big manner, messive,

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Speaker 9: panic attack, got soapy sponge, went to wiper. So now

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Speaker 9: my people thoroughly wish and I'm thinking, oh pooth. They

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Speaker 9: founder heater, put it on, tried to drive it off,

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Speaker 9: and all these keys walped into each other.

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Speaker 4: Put on top of the heater.

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Speaker 9: No, no, not on top in front of the heater.

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Speaker 4: Very strong. The keyboards, Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I melted the keyboards a massive panic attacks. I'm like,

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Speaker 9: very young, first job, Absolute palpitations about going to work

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Speaker 9: on Monday.

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Speaker 4: Mary, Thank you very much for sharing your story, mate.

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Speaker 4: Have a good day, No problems chairs fin now, Jason,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Jason, Good.

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Speaker 14: Morning team, and Christian, how are we all? I made

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Speaker 14: several things worse here. So my hands were really slippery

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Speaker 14: one day and I was trying to undo some superglue,

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Speaker 14: and I decided that rather than going to wash my

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Speaker 14: hands or dry my hands, I'd put the leader of

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Speaker 14: the super glue in my teeth and rotate the superglue tube.

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Speaker 14: By doing so, I also must have squealize a little

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Speaker 14: too hard, and then I filled my mouth up on

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Speaker 14: not filled the hard, put superglue in my mouth immediately.

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Speaker 14: I didn't want my tongue to get stuck to my teeth,

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Speaker 14: so then I grabbed my tongue with my fingers with

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Speaker 14: some and my little pit finger. Then I superglued dead together.

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Speaker 14: But then I thought, I've got to get the super

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Speaker 14: glue out, so I'll wash it out with some water.

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Speaker 14: So then I went to the tap like your kitchen

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Speaker 14: sink tap, turned on the tap and sort of like

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Speaker 14: guzzling on the side, and that makes the super glue

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Speaker 14: go off even harder. It makes it go off super quick.

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Speaker 14: So from there I'm now stuck with my fingers touched

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Speaker 14: to my tongue and then have to go to the

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Speaker 14: doctor and then try and talk to people over the

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Speaker 14: phone and get in the point.

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Speaker 4: Thick Jason, that is an insane story. So what happened

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Speaker 4: then when you got the daughters? I think it's Is

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Speaker 4: it coffee granules? Is what some people say recommend you

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Speaker 4: when you when you stop the super glue?

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Speaker 14: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 14: I just know that the doctor, I don't think.

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Speaker 8: He cared too much.

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Speaker 14: He just pretty much pried my finger off the tongue.

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Speaker 14: And yeah, the worst part having.

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Speaker 4: A bad days you have all the patients get up

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Speaker 4: and walk.

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Speaker 14: And then years later I went to the dentist and

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Speaker 14: he goes, oh, she seemed to have a lot of

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Speaker 14: plot on your bottom teeth. And I didn't think much

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Speaker 14: and then we was pulling it off. He's like, this

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Speaker 14: is weird.

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Speaker 2: How many years later was the glue still on your towel?

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Speaker 8: Maybe five really.

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Speaker 4: Strong enamel almost like, no, it is super glue.

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Speaker 14: And it was really weird because then then on the

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Speaker 14: bottom of your teeth you get that sensation back of

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Speaker 14: all the ribs of the inside of the teeth.

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Speaker 4: I heard that must have been lovely for you. You know

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Speaker 4: like to hear again.

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Speaker 14: You know, no, I did lots of things wrong.

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Speaker 7: Really, we're going to.

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Speaker 4: Make you our corner of the week. We love that story.

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Speaker 4: I think we've only had it on a Monday. But

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Speaker 4: you won a thousand dollars right now, Thank you, Thanks God, Jason,

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Speaker 4: You're our call the week. Brilliant story, amazing story. Well thanks,

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Speaker 4: Mercedes Bens, Mercedes Benz Berrit you win one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Find super savings on GLC and Jele SUVs and Mercedes

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Speaker 4: Benz Berrick only while stocks last. Jason, really really well

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Speaker 4: told story. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 8: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: All right tomorrow on the show, more super glue stories.

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Speaker 4: Everyone must have these strange superglue stories. The other thing

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Speaker 4: I was thinking about on tomorrow's show, right, so we've

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Speaker 4: got miss ur Lewitz in a minute is like I

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Speaker 4: was talking about an hour ago, almost talking about I

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Speaker 4: made it worse when I was just too lazy to

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Speaker 4: hook cut the pressure washer. It would have taken probably

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Speaker 4: ten minutes. But you know, when you just tired on

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Speaker 4: Sunday at the weekend, I just can't be bothered that

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Speaker 4: ten minutes might as well be ten days. And so

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00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 4: you take a shortcut and that's when you make a

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Speaker 4: mistake and you put bleachs on something and it gets worse.

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Speaker 4: How many times has something bad happened where we were

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Speaker 4: just too lazy?

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Speaker 2: Well even Jason was too lazy to wash his hair,

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Speaker 2: so put the glue.

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Speaker 4: In his mouth. It's as simplers sometimes that you know,

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Speaker 4: when the remotes on the blink and you take batteries

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Speaker 4: out of something else to give it to something else,

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Speaker 4: at some point it will You're you're just banking future debt,

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Speaker 4: are you? But and you were talking about how often

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Speaker 4: there too lazies when you can't be bothered to go

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Speaker 4: and get a ladder.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the amount of times I stood on a

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Speaker 2: chair even sometimes a swivel chair, get up somewhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a core workout.

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Speaker 2: Stupid, but you just think if I get the ladder out,

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Speaker 2: I got to clunk it through the house, get it

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Speaker 2: from the backyard.

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Speaker 4: Too hard. So tomorrow on the show Super Glue Stories

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Speaker 4: and also when you were too lazy? What happened? Christian

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Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thanks Jason, great

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Speaker 4: story brag.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'connells Show podcast every Monday.

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Speaker 4: We are your home of the misheard lyrics. Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much to everyone who sends them in every single day.

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Speaker 4: Main Marx has crammed with various misheard lyrics, even over

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Speaker 4: the weekend. Thank you very much. All Right, let's get

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Speaker 4: into this week's brand new mishard lyrics.

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Speaker 1: It's just another miss heard Monday.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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Speaker 4: All right, when we play back, well you believe is

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Speaker 4: as heard lyric. If we believe it, we play this

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Speaker 4: if we cannot hear it. And for the truly great ones.

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Speaker 4: Hall of last week Hall of Famer went to a

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Speaker 4: mina for the Cranberry song Zombie Zombie Zombie Salami. All right,

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Speaker 4: brand new ones, let's go to Ivan Goodman's Got Attention

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Speaker 4: by Charlie. You've been running around throwing that dirt all

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Speaker 4: over my name. You've running around, running around, running around,

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Speaker 4: throwing that dirt al money or is it you've been

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Speaker 4: throwing that turtle on my knee. You've running around, running around,

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Speaker 4: running around, throwing that dirt al money. Definitely, Wow, that's

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Speaker 4: one hundred percent. Thank you very much, Ivan, Mark Green's

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Speaker 4: Got the Number of the Beasts by Iron Maiden was

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Speaker 4: a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me.

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Speaker 4: Deep staring or slightly even. Tone shift was a reflection

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Speaker 4: of my wombat staring back at me, staring.

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 4: That is a great spot, world Donella, You're right, great

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Speaker 4: spot and Mark I've got to be When are you

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Speaker 4: listening to Iron Maiden? Evie Jones has got this on

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Speaker 4: Shuka Khan from I'm every Woman. I'm every Woman. It's

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Speaker 4: all in me now gone to ev Jones. What she's

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Speaker 4: miss hearing is I'm hairy woman. It's all in me.

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Speaker 4: I'm a hairy woman. I'm hearing hairy woman. Yes. Trey

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Speaker 4: Davis has got twenty one pilots Heathens. All my friends

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Speaker 4: are heathens. Take it slow. He's listening carefully to this one.

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Speaker 4: Or is it all my friends are eating steak? It's

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Speaker 4: slow friends music us so ish. Vincenza Rossie has got

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Speaker 4: this Christian. My dad plays nineties eurodance tunes when he's

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Speaker 4: working in the shed. He's been getting this a little

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Speaker 4: wrong for years. Rhythm of the nighte on Corona. You

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Speaker 4: could put some joy upon my face, or is it

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Speaker 4: you could put some turnip on my face? There the

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Speaker 4: change a Rossie, Yes, come Hall, and finally let's go

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Speaker 4: to Andrew Christian. This one calls my son Well and

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Speaker 4: the Disney Greatest Hits album We're forced to listen to

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Speaker 4: Or is it? Think of Batman pooping snakes? Andrew, great work,

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Speaker 4: Think of Batman pooping snakes.

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Speaker 8: And Hall.

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00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 4: No one just came in yesterday. Thank you very much, Andrew.

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Speaker 4: There's always The email address to your missheard lyrics is

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00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

881
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 3: Thank you, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

882
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 4: Footy season gone very quickly and bang the Final eight

883
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 4: lockdown Finals begins a week Thursday. Bombers, it's tough like now,

884
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: oh so close to really strong games for us.

885
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: No actually soured football so much? Why watch another game?

886
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: All weeks packed away for this year?

887
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 4: Horrible enter the season for Bombers fans. You didn't deserve that, however, though,

888
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: So the eight is all sorts of So it all

889
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 4: kicks off a week Thursday with the Pies and D's

890
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 4: and then some huge games coming up. So the Final

891
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 4: eight teams are.

892
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: So the Pies will take on the Demons, Carlton will

893
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: take on Sydney Saints, First Giants and Lyons vers Port Adelaide.

894
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 4: For Saints fans and Blues fans make it into the

895
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 4: finals is massive, I shouting to a friend of mine. Right,

896
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 4: he's a true sort of Saints fan, has been man

897
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 4: and born, and he's got two sons their teenagers. Right.

898
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 4: They go to games together. His sons have never ever

899
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 4: in their lifetime really known what it was like to

900
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 4: ever play finals, first time ever their family. They go

901
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 4: to all the games together, they watch their proper Saints fans.

902
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 4: They're actually going to see their team in the finals.

903
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 9: Right.

904
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 4: He was telling me what a huge deal this is

905
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 4: for them, Right, he says he's been through so much

906
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 4: up and down, small downs. They're so happy to be

907
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: in the finals. So of all the Blues fans as well,

908
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 4: it's amazing. Which team will be your kind of surrogate

909
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 4: adopted team.

910
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm excited for both, but I think I would love

911
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: to see the Blues get some success. It's been a long.

912
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 4: Long time, okay, So every year we always like to

913
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: try and do something in the run up to the

914
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 4: Grand final because the city changes. You can even feel

915
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 4: it's changed now knowing about the eight, but over the

916
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 4: next couple of weeks, as we go through all the

917
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 4: different games, it changes. The city comes a different city,

918
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 4: especially when it's the finals week. So what we want

919
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 4: to do this year, whatever the two teams are, whoever

920
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 4: they are, I know there'll be there'd be big super

921
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 4: fans who can make a cage about why their team

922
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 4: is going to win it. This year. We're looking for

923
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 4: super fans. Once we know who the two teams are.

924
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 4: We want you to put your house on the line.

925
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: It's a phrase you put a lot right, it's a

926
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 4: phrase we will band you around. Put your house a line.

927
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 4: We actually wanted to put your house on the line. Though.

928
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 4: We will paint your house in your team's color, whether

929
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 4: you rent there, you live there. We'll paint the front

930
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 4: of the house in your team's color. However, this is

931
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 4: going to be obviously before the final. It'll also have

932
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 4: to sail on there declaring your team the premieres, the

933
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 4: new reigning twenty twenty three premiers. So everyone going by

934
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 4: your house will go, wait, the game, isn't it. He's

935
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 4: gone big, He's gone bold and I know that all

936
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 4: sports fans were superstitious. You will be worried right that

937
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 4: you might chink, sick your two. That's what I be

938
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 4: worried about. It doesn't matter. Then you're not a proper fan.

939
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 4: You're not prepared to actually put your house on the line.

940
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 4: Will you do this? If it was the Bombers, Oh,

941
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: I would.

942
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 2: Be so keen to do it with my wife already.

943
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 4: You're your balls went up into your throat. I would

944
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 4: be so key.

945
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 2: This is the first thing you think edited it? Yeah,

946
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 2: what would the conversation be like Rare? I said, yeah,

947
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 2: some guys are coming around to playing paint our house

948
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: black and red. But I would be I mean if.

949
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 4: We got wife out when I when it was the

950
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 4: d You remember a couple years ago when they made

951
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 4: a Grand Final. I said, it'd be great. You know,

952
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 4: it's like lockdown, so it'd be great if I could

953
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 4: just repaint the fence, puts painted back. She was like,

954
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 4: are you men would look terrible? Absolutely laughing stock at

955
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 4: the streets.

956
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 2: You see the fence a lot though, Yes.

957
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 4: And also there's ones that never painted back. Yes, a

958
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: long time for the Tigers, that's like three years. It

959
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 4: dates when they did it, doesn't it? You said I

960
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 4: squit a few years ago now, So is anyone keen

961
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 4: to do this? So if your team, if you're really

962
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 4: happy today, if you're a Saints fan, D's fan, Pie's fanny,

963
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 4: you so confident that they're going to make it into

964
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: the final that you would put your house on the line,

965
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 4: I should just say as well, a full DIESC gamer here,

966
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 4: we will repaint afterwards. Okay, maybe we do that next year,

967
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 4: though You've got to still have it up there. It

968
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 4: should be. It shouldn't be the next You shouldn't be

969
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 4: on the Monday afterwards. It should have to sting for

970
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 4: a while. Are you up for doing this? Nine four

971
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 4: one four one oh four three? Your team go to

972
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 4: the final, we come around, redecorate your house.

973
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 3: Christian Connell's show podcast.

974
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Speaker 4: You know, earlier we were talking about we'd love to

975
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976
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Speaker 4: what is this covering hot right now? Where the punchline

977
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978
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Speaker 4: a thigh that's on tomorrow's show from great like that guy?

979
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Speaker 2: How can I sleep tonight?

980
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Speaker 4: Irresponsible me? Sorry? All right? So now we know who

981
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 4: are in the final eight for finals, what we want

982
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 4: to do is, I think we're going to call put

983
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: your house on the line. So when we know who

984
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 4: two teams are going into the Grand Final, we want

985
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 4: to come around redecorate your houses. Not just in your

986
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 4: team's covers. You'll see a lot of that all over town,

987
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 4: but actually declaiming the your team ahead of the Grand Final.

988
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 4: Are going to be the twenty twenty three premiere, so

989
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 4: you really have to be a super fan. I was

990
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 4: actually this warning. Whether we get any married men calling

991
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 4: in for this, I think it's many single I think

992
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 4: as many single fans. I don't think it's it's such

993
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 4: a big family.

994
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: Decision, but we're paying the house back. Think you have

995
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 2: a newly painted house this time next year.

996
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 4: This time next year, they're going to see it with

997
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 4: even twelve months. The loss of her grandfather isn't enough.

998
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 4: You've got to have your house painted in where people

999
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 4: are going.

1000
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: But you know you lost a period of time to

1001
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 2: be determined you'll have your house.

1002
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 4: All right, TVC check the t's and c's.

1003
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 14: Uh.

1004
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: So we want to know right now just engaging interest.

1005
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 4: Is anyone up for doing this Jemma's online. Who's a

1006
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 4: super fan? She's twelve? Good morning, Gemma, Good morning, Good morning, Jemma.

1007
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 4: So thanks to cool on the show. So your team's

1008
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 4: in the final. Who are you fan of?

1009
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 7: Thank you?

1010
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 4: Saints? And so rest of the family at home? Are

1011
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 4: they all big Saints fans?

1012
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 9: No?

1013
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 11: Gently, mess just you?

1014
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 4: So what are mom and dad support? Who do they support?

1015
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 8: Hook?

1016
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

1017
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 2: Dear, So we're going to rock up with some black,

1018
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 2: red and white pain and pain in all in Saints colors.

1019
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 2: But your parents don't agree to it?

1020
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1021
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 4: Now do they know you're calling in to sort of

1022
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 4: offer the chance to have your house redecorated in Saint

1023
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 4: Kilder colors? Yeah? Lad, Now we can't obviously, Gman. Just

1024
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 4: take your word for this. Are they in the background

1025
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: where I could hear a yes? Yeah, yes, that sounds

1026
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:32,720
Speaker 4: like you, Jemma.

1027
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 2: This is the audio version of faking your parents.

1028
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1029
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm happy with that. I'm happy with That's what.

1030
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 4: And bosses can go wrong, Gemma, Good luck. Let's hope

1031
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 4: it's the Saints. Yeah, okay, Brett, Good morning Brett, Jim.

1032
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 8: How are we We're good?

1033
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 4: Brett. So you've got a situation where it could be

1034
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 4: a half and half house.

1035
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a very very big situation where we heard

1036
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 8: at the moment the walls and the younger son are

1037
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 8: calling and myself and the older son are carlson.

1038
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a divided house.

1039
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 8: Yes, it is, and it's very very interesting at the

1040
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 8: game day when we're playing against each other.

1041
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: I bet there's some big old fall outs, aren't they there,

1042
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 4: because some half the house is jubilant and up and

1043
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 4: around and the other half are absolutely sort of devastated.

1044
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's a bit of before going on as well.

1045
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 4: Paint.

1046
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: Are you calling up to win Carton colors for your

1047
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 2: house or are you going to hopefully like split it

1048
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: down the middle.

1049
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll probably have to split it down the middle.

1050
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 8: I always have the restroom.

1051
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 4: We'll house. We have to measure to exactly the right

1052
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: what the what the midpoint is?

1053
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: I mean, they're already beautiful, gorgeous, it's a great look.

1054
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 8: Good, So she can have she can have the restroom

1055
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 8: and the doghouse.

1056
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 4: Gotcha, Brett.

1057
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: We're not paying the inside of the house, you know,

1058
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 2: we're painting the facade of the house.

1059
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 4: No, no, no, A house of the line nursery. No,

1060
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 4: it's the front of the house.

1061
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,600
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Speaker 5: You did chin up some on that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he does creatine.

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Speaker 2: I hang from there.

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Speaker 4: It's with us. He's mad on that creatine powder. White

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Speaker 4: men can't pump gold pex in the city. Throw mama

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Speaker 4: from the cross trainer, Silver and ben Hertz, you had

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Speaker 4: a bigger on that creating that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take a movie to the gym.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's working out Jack.

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Speaker 2: Reindeer gains while Yeah, Silver, Beauty and the beast mode.

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Speaker 4: That's gold.

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Speaker 2: Sergeant bolco that.

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Speaker 4: Powder.

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Speaker 2: And once you're done in the gym and you're all

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Speaker 2: all finished, you're you're as fit as a fiddler on

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Speaker 2: the roof.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's shocking.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna say someone else. I was gonna say, I

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Speaker 4: agree the this that he went he saw and waved

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Speaker 4: his head like on, here's a bunch of lies. I

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Speaker 4: think you're like this one straight from King good Country

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Speaker 4: up on that angel does their jack? All right, take

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Speaker 4: a movie to the gym. What have you got? Four

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Speaker 4: seventy five three one oh four three text them in.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, what's in that shake you take every day? What

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Speaker 4: it is creating? It's creating, it's are you roiding right now?

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Speaker 4: Are you roiding right now?

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Speaker 2: It's oat milk organic open.

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Speaker 4: Oh sure, okay sir, not with those games, all right,

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Speaker 4: that's with a z okay tomorrow's show. Today, let's left

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Speaker 4: hard tam on the show. Do you have a missing digit?

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Speaker 4: Fingers or toes? Looking for your stories of missing digits?

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Speaker 4: Afterwards selling about a garden who told me that you

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Speaker 4: can lose your toes. He knew someone up any lost

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Speaker 4: their toes when using a pressure washer. So have you

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Speaker 4: got a story about why you have a missing digit?

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Speaker 4: We'd love to have it on tomorrow's show. What a

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Speaker 4: treat would be for all of Melbourne. Christian at Christian

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Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot au and any story about super glue,

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Speaker 4: same email addressed Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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