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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very quaint, defaate Christian. This pleases our souls.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four Pine three.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey coome morning. It is eight minutes pass minutes past

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<v Speaker 2>six when he start the show, and this is half

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<v Speaker 2>high anyway, Come on, it's a Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on and Jack morning guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on and Patsy morning boys. Now, Patsy, please tell

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<v Speaker 2>us about the spirited discussion last night between you and

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<v Speaker 2>the Love God.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we had toasties for lunch yesterday, and we always

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<v Speaker 5>have this debate because when I do a toasty, I

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<v Speaker 5>always put the butter like a normal sandwich on the

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<v Speaker 5>inside before you put it in the sandwich press. But

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<v Speaker 5>Chris insists that it's no butter on the inside with

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<v Speaker 5>the fillings. You put the butter on the outside of

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<v Speaker 5>the bread, so that leaves a nice golden crisp on

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<v Speaker 5>the outside.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm afraid I gonna side with Chris on the outside. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because it makes it a bit non stick on the

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<v Speaker 4>jaffle maker.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it gives you. You're right. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>so what it called Is it mulsifying it or something

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<v Speaker 2>gives it that nice crackle on the outside. I almost

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<v Speaker 2>to speaking a bit of rock salt, so it just

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<v Speaker 2>gives it that nice stere.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we have this argument all the time. Anyway, it

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<v Speaker 5>was that bad yesterday he said, no, I just move aside.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to make my own. He wouldn't even eat

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<v Speaker 5>the one I'd made. It had to have the butter.

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<v Speaker 2>I behave like a child, and that man no problem

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<v Speaker 2>with that. So you got no button on the outside. No, right,

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<v Speaker 2>we all dry.

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<v Speaker 6>No, but it's still golden, and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Still rusty ass and the risk of sticking to the pair.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it doesn't stick.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you one of those people that never cleans down

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<v Speaker 5>your sandwich press.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediately while it's hot because it easy to wipe it

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<v Speaker 2>off straight away.

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<v Speaker 4>I let the flavor carry on to the next sandwich

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<v Speaker 4>with the air fryer. The flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, no, no, that's not tang that's much.

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<v Speaker 4>Phil cables kill any bacteria.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what this is? You won't believe I

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<v Speaker 2>actually did this right, And I still can't believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's about ten years ago when we first got a

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff all right and my wife was out, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking it was taken ages to clean it because

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't done it straight away. I thought I'd just

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<v Speaker 2>shove it the dishwash and put it on by itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck turns out electric things, they just they will never

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<v Speaker 2>work again.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to come out crystal clean?

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<v Speaker 2>Though, Oh good god, it was so clean to go

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<v Speaker 2>straight to a waste departments, so clean. I still stunned

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<v Speaker 2>now at my own stupidity. What was I thinking? I

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<v Speaker 2>remember drying it out, and then my wife go, it

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<v Speaker 2>will never work again, and it'd be absolutely fine at

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<v Speaker 2>this will be absolutely fine. It never ever worked again

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<v Speaker 2>because the dishwasher look was like an hour and a

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<v Speaker 2>half cycle of jets and water going into it. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So Patsy's saying, so you inside only no outside?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>I do both. Actually I still have it on the

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<v Speaker 2>inside with the fillings. You're a dear devil. Yeah, That's

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<v Speaker 2>how we live. That's why we were world probably the

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<v Speaker 2>wildest people on the radio in the world. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So does anyone else not put it on the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're making a toast in the Jefford you burning

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<v Speaker 2>it and scorching it, like Patsy, You're.

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<v Speaker 3>Listening to the Christiano Kyle Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So Patsy and her husband aka the War We Love

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<v Speaker 2>God got into a spirited discussion yesterday about the Humble

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<v Speaker 2>Toasty going into the jaffell. Do you put on the.

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<v Speaker 4>French?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's from I think he's from the movie,

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<v Speaker 2>the Disney movie in the lamp. Do you put butter

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<v Speaker 2>on the outside of the toasty or just on the inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy doesn't believe it should go on the outside.

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<v Speaker 4>So much so that Chris kicked up a fuss and

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't eat the same way.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to make his own.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a different color though, wouldn't get the golden

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<v Speaker 2>brownness yours?

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<v Speaker 6>It does? It does? It does?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds desperate to me. It's like a mantra. It does

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<v Speaker 2>it does? Daniel? Hello, Hello Daniel. So when you're putting

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<v Speaker 2>the toasty in butter on the outside, yes or not?

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<v Speaker 7>I am completely different to all three of you.

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<v Speaker 8>So I I spray my coasting the same with the

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<v Speaker 8>canola oil spray before I.

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<v Speaker 7>Put it on and throwing it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it still gives that golden brown thing, but less mess. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You see, you've got to have a barrier. That's you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a barrier at the moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Because I clean it in between each sandwich checker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's so dry, yours will be all just

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<v Speaker 2>bready and try words. You come and have Daniel's, Me

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<v Speaker 2>and Jack's is going to be gold and brown.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't trynus is not an issue because you've got

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<v Speaker 5>tons of it's going to be crushed in dry.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give me two crusts.

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely, game changer with the canola oil.

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<v Speaker 6>And healthier too. I suppose.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the phrase game changer, right, changer feels okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that makes your life better. But I will

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<v Speaker 2>try this, this game change. Seeing if there's a life

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<v Speaker 2>game change.

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<v Speaker 4>I really doubt it's going to sweep us off our feet.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be that she does. What if we try this,

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<v Speaker 2>we taste it, we faint it's so good?

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<v Speaker 9>Lennon arm care.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, all right, Daniel, Thanks you, Carmo quest Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All your emails, we get to the show. We call

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<v Speaker 2>ever talked about on the show whenever you want with

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<v Speaker 2>you catched up and old podcast. We're too busy. We

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<v Speaker 2>just can't be bothered to call in at the time. Late.

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<v Speaker 2>First one comes from Kim Christian. I found myself flying

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<v Speaker 2>through the air when I decided to recreate the dirty

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<v Speaker 2>dancing move as an ex gymnast brackets. Okay, it's quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few years ago. After a few too many wines,

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<v Speaker 2>I decided to show my friend a thing or two.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a dancer. She failed to catch me. I ended

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<v Speaker 2>up ripping my acl, fracturing my kneecap and tearing my meniscus.

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<v Speaker 2>That is an amazing injury, though.

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<v Speaker 4>Ripple Croyd on the knee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Kim, thank you very much. Yesterday we were doing

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<v Speaker 2>a phone in. It's a very short lived one because

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<v Speaker 2>turns out if you ask people for their stories about

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<v Speaker 2>having a hard care granddad in if I did this

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<v Speaker 2>in England, I'd get quaint, nice, charming stories about eccentric granddads.

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<v Speaker 2>Here it's granddads who punched a monkey. At one point.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of the calls off there were essentially granddad

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<v Speaker 4>versus animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, eighty percent of the calls we took could not

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<v Speaker 2>come on air, right, Jack, can't here going? Hang on?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just check. Do you want any story. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't give him punch three feet No, no, we don't. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we have the emails. They found another way to get

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<v Speaker 2>to me yesterday, Hardcoo. Granddads. My granddad used to live

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<v Speaker 2>in a large farm. One Christmas Day, we're all there

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<v Speaker 2>and we were all out one of the large paddocks,

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<v Speaker 2>and he pulled out a crossbow, fired and arrow straight

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<v Speaker 2>up into the air and said, everyone stand perfectly still.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fun game Christmas Day? Lift Boxington. The arrow

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<v Speaker 2>landed less than one meter from one of my aunties.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody was impressed. I wanted to do a phoning called

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<v Speaker 2>nobody was impressed. That might be the story of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody was impressed. As the arrow just went about sort

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<v Speaker 2>of four hundred millimeters into the soil. Everybody's still perfectly still.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great one, Michael, thank you very much on that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this one from Cho Dene. Because my granddad

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<v Speaker 2>was a wrestler, lived to the ripe old age of

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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine years young. Do you know what? I was

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<v Speaker 2>in a bubble on Friday night and there was a family.

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<v Speaker 2>You could tell it was like a couple of generations,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I happened to say to someone because they

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<v Speaker 2>were getting some drinks for the family. Is that your

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<v Speaker 2>grand or something? They were celebrating one hundred and fourth Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>oh wow. She was in the pub. She was in

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<v Speaker 2>the pub. She had a schooner. She had a schooner.

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<v Speaker 2>They were trying to get to chug it. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't think get one hundred and four

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<v Speaker 2>year olds to chug it. I don't think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>what they're meant to. They can do that anyway. This

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<v Speaker 2>amazing guy left to ninety nine years young. He was

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<v Speaker 2>very fit and active. Man, still swam daily and went

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<v Speaker 2>to the gym right up until the age of ninety four,

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<v Speaker 2>still getting his gym work out the age of ninety four.

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<v Speaker 2>He also had the ability to bend nails and tear

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<v Speaker 2>old telephone books in half. It's been featured in many

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<v Speaker 2>newspapers showing his herculean strength. Is not such an old timing.

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<v Speaker 2>It is herculean strength. You don't say that anymore. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you say someone's jacked or rich, they've got gains, but

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<v Speaker 2>herculean strength. I'm looking at the photos of attached to

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<v Speaker 2>an amazing man. There's one to hear of him actually

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<v Speaker 2>clearly bending and now headline schoolboy snaps now for fun,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how strong was. And then several ones here like

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<v Speaker 2>a proper big old they're all in black and white

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<v Speaker 2>of him tearing the big old phone books that we

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<v Speaker 2>used to know so well in half. I remember as

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<v Speaker 2>a kid when you should see a strong man on

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<v Speaker 2>TV and they would tear that phone booking off. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember being blown away. I wonder if someone could tear

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<v Speaker 2>a phone book in half? Now?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got to have massive like forearms like and

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<v Speaker 2>it's that kind of energy that you're put through your wrists.

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<v Speaker 4>The hard thing will be finding a phone finding one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, do you remember phone books used to be

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<v Speaker 2>a really big thing. We're looking for your mate's phone

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<v Speaker 2>numbers and stuff like that. I remember, let's just find

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<v Speaker 2>out run. Does anyone still have any old phone works?

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<v Speaker 4>White pages, yellow pasts? Do you still have one?

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<v Speaker 2>Just white pages still exists? Can you? I think you

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<v Speaker 2>can call up and ask for it now, just actually

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<v Speaker 2>still exist.

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<v Speaker 6>It's still online, of course, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think the physical interesting question. If you are

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<v Speaker 4>someone who's like in an older generation, doesn't use the internet,

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<v Speaker 4>could you call them up and say I still want

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<v Speaker 4>my White Pages.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so has anyone got any old phone books? And

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<v Speaker 2>do you only think you could tear one in half?

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Asking the sworning do you have any old phone books?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember phone books? The reason why I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get hold of Summer is then to see if

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<v Speaker 2>we can find a listener who is strong enough the

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<v Speaker 2>old school strong arm, and to tear one in half.

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<v Speaker 2>Just an email from Cassano, she said, I it's funny

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<v Speaker 2>you mentioned that yesterday. I actually went through my copy

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<v Speaker 2>of White Pages to look something up. So white Page

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<v Speaker 2>is that business?

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<v Speaker 4>No, My memory is Yellow Pages was business. White Pages

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<v Speaker 4>was residential, because I remember my parents complaining anytime they

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<v Speaker 4>got a call, a call center type call, they would

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<v Speaker 4>start mumbling after they hung up the phone, like I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta get ring ring the White Pages and get our

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<v Speaker 4>number unlisted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, my dad paid to have it removed. You had

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<v Speaker 2>to pay it, you know, like we were show business

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<v Speaker 2>or he got like and obviously these days you get

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of these kind of strange course, don't think

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<v Speaker 2>he's bot's calling you. Maybe one or two a year,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe one or two we got from someone trying to

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<v Speaker 2>sell something he paid to be extrarected. I remember saying

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<v Speaker 2>to my mum, I was already up sex was fifteenth

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<v Speaker 2>at the time, pat teenage boy, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this could affect my love life. All the ladies struck

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<v Speaker 2>out of me, all the ladies and now my ex directory.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't make it any harder for them. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>make it any harder.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't mean just take us too far

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<v Speaker 4>off course from phone books, but you reminded me. I

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<v Speaker 4>went to dinner at my parents' house last night. My

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<v Speaker 4>dad is currently stringing a scammer along and keeps emailing

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<v Speaker 4>back to them and having a conversation with what has

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<v Speaker 4>just been coming on for He says for weeks. He's

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<v Speaker 4>retired this year, so he's got heaps of free time.

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<v Speaker 2>Your dad is the scam buster.

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<v Speaker 4>The scammer wants him to send three hundred dollars for

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<v Speaker 4>some unpaid not real fine, and Dad said, oh, this

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<v Speaker 4>is great news because I've just come into five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Cash that I keep scamming the scambo.

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying, I've got more money. So the scammer's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you get hold of all the correspondents and bring

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<v Speaker 2>it on tomorrow's show.

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<v Speaker 4>It ended up with the scammer was calling from Ohio

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<v Speaker 4>and my dad said, I'm going to be in Ohio

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<v Speaker 4>next week and I can I can deliver the money

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<v Speaker 4>to you in person.

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<v Speaker 2>SUSA Baron Cohen construction a whacking Phoenix movie idea. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have a phone book? Good morning, Calvin, Good morning

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<v Speaker 2>Christian team.

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<v Speaker 10>How are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to welcome to the show. So what can

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<v Speaker 2>you tell us about phone books?

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<v Speaker 10>Okay? So I actually worked for the company that produces them.

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<v Speaker 10>Last year. Last year six.

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<v Speaker 4>Point five million copies of Yellow Pages were actually delivered

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<v Speaker 4>around Australia six.

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<v Speaker 2>And a half million. Have any of us got one?

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<v Speaker 9>So you can actually ring up and order them.

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<v Speaker 10>It's it's mainly regional people and older people who get

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<v Speaker 10>the book delivered.

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<v Speaker 2>In other words, every single three aw audience. That's how

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<v Speaker 2>the Mitchell absolutely miserable old kit.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm shocked at that, Calvin.

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<v Speaker 2>That is huge, six and a half million copies correct?

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<v Speaker 2>So Yellow Pages is business, yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 10>Although White Pages also obviously has business listenings in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha? All right? You can we order? Are we have

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<v Speaker 2>to order one now? For the show. Can we have one?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, so you've got to You've got to go to

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<v Speaker 10>Thrive Australia dot com dot au and you can order

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<v Speaker 10>it online.

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<v Speaker 2>Get going and work today, Calvin, you can get one

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<v Speaker 2>and sticking to your post, Calvin.

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<v Speaker 4>If people can order them online, why do they need

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<v Speaker 4>the yellow page?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be food by those old timers.

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<v Speaker 10>It's one of the mysteries of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>What can we say it is? It is one of

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<v Speaker 2>the great unsort mysteries. All right, Calvin, thank you very much, youkilm.

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<v Speaker 10>I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Time it out for funny business. We fell into this

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<v Speaker 2>last week on the show after I saw a fan

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<v Speaker 2>next to me some kind of key business and the

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<v Speaker 2>name of the business on the fan was Goldie Locks.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm now looking every week for your funny business names,

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<v Speaker 2>any funny, smart, unusual business names. Once we loved last

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<v Speaker 2>week Spruce Sprinkling goes into a Hall of fame. Spruce

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<v Speaker 2>Sprinkling right here in Melbourne. Also walk right in Frying Nemo,

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<v Speaker 2>so far so good, Abra Cababra and the poo Fighters

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Brand new ones that have come in the

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<v Speaker 2>last seven days, not too fast, not too furious, driving

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<v Speaker 2>school right. That is a really really good one. Love

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<v Speaker 2>that lawn and order landscaping even better. Seriously that in

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<v Speaker 2>fact that has to be. That's a hall of famous,

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<v Speaker 2>Hall of fame. Lawn and Order landscaping is genius. That

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<v Speaker 2>is so good, Jay, Thank you very much for that. Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>There used to be a fried chicken shop in Queensland

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<v Speaker 2>on a roundabout called Roundabout Chicken Tyme. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's no longer else. Thank you very much, Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian and we listened to a show in Perth. Here

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<v Speaker 2>we we got to for you. We have a vegan

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<v Speaker 2>shop called hear us Raw where the raw is obviously

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<v Speaker 2>are a w and a strange combo of barbershop and

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<v Speaker 2>a cafe short blackened sides. That's cool, that's very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like that all right, funny business. What have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much to one of you who's actually

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<v Speaker 2>gone online to alter me the phone book in my

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<v Speaker 2>name to the address here. Thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. To order two apparently, one from Melbourne and

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<v Speaker 2>one for inner city North as well, thank you very

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<v Speaker 2>much for doing that. It's very kind of you. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny Business our new weekly search all over Australia, and

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<v Speaker 2>in fact another one here that's come from Milwaukee all

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<v Speaker 2>over the world. Now funny your unusual business names. Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to a podcast I'm in the Milwaukee. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>a baker's here called Baking You Crazy. And I love

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<v Speaker 2>this one vinyl shop for old vinyl vinyl resting place.

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<v Speaker 2>Even taken photos of both of those of us as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, Terry Christian. There's a puppy training

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<v Speaker 2>school in Mornington called Sit Happens. Yeah, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Sit Happens is Great's without that one, Christian. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>greengrossers in w A called Elvis Parsley and Great great Land.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Parsley and great Land. That is very good, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Richard Christian. There's a tree lopping business that I've used.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called tree Amigos and it's three Irish guys. That

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<v Speaker 2>that is genius. That is so good. Tree Amigos and

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<v Speaker 2>it's three Irish guys deserves that's great. Christian. In port Headland, WA,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lawnmowing company called up your grass garden maintenance.

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<v Speaker 2>That comes from Jody Christian funny business in Berwick. We

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<v Speaker 2>have a cafe called Tickle My Pickle. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>phrase tickle my pickle. That's great. Let's go to Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get a Matt here. Matt, good morning, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you going, I'm good Matt. Have you well this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>What a funny business have you've got for us?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, one of the best I've ever seen is a

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<v Speaker 7>locksmissing Craigieburn and it calls himself Shawlock Holmes. So he's

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<v Speaker 7>got the show as s u R.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to explain that to a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>because this thing is like sure that this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to stay locked? Confidence guarantee, isn't it. You've got to

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<v Speaker 2>really explain that. Sherlock Holmes reference to a lot. That's tough. Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much. You have a good day. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you you too, Gary, come on him, good morning mate,

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<v Speaker 2>there are I'm good Gary. Thanks calling the show. And

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<v Speaker 2>what funny business have you seen?

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<v Speaker 10>I've got a carpel for you right name. There's septic

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<v Speaker 10>tank planing businesses. There used to be one day in

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<v Speaker 10>the Mornington Financia called blow Fly Bob.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like an off Breton Louis the Fly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then.

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<v Speaker 10>Well we'll rowling another one who used to be up

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<v Speaker 10>in the Marin India show.

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<v Speaker 11>That's a little bit of English.

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<v Speaker 10>Royal he might It was called Henry the Third.

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<v Speaker 2>Henry the Turd is a great one. You'd remember that

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<v Speaker 2>business name. That is memorable. Very good Gary, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>may much. Have a good day. Thank you never, good

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<v Speaker 2>morning guys.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Dev And what have you seen?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a picture of a septic tank track and

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<v Speaker 3>it was finding out block a school bus.

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<v Speaker 9>And the sign on the side, I said, the stool bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that deserves us the effort you've gone through for that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an idea after a few beers, isn't Let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely do this is incredible, nevill thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for that one. We'll send you prize.

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<v Speaker 7>Have a good day, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>Ber.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian o'carls Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We are trying to settle once and for all who

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<v Speaker 2>is the ultimate trade.

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<v Speaker 13>When trade is go to war, only one can rule

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<v Speaker 13>them all. Ship be's Pritty's head to here. Who's the

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<v Speaker 13>sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash, he's

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<v Speaker 13>cancer feef for breakfast trade, he's time.

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<v Speaker 2>Codie's won, You're fined. Four couple weeks ago, we had

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<v Speaker 2>so many calls it went over a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like civil war on building sites and renovations

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<v Speaker 2>all over the city. Who was the hardest work in

0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.359
<v Speaker 2>the smartest work in trade? All hanging crap on each other.

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<v Speaker 2>So we thought we'd set up our own games, settle

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<v Speaker 2>this once and for aus. By Friday we'll find out

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<v Speaker 2>who is the king of all trades and wins five

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars thanks to Sutton Tools. Yesterday we had eight

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<v Speaker 2>tradees all taking each other on. Eight became four and

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow it's a team event. It is trailer parking. They've

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<v Speaker 2>got to work together in teams of two, the semi

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<v Speaker 2>finalists and then on Friday, the winning team they will

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<v Speaker 2>take each other on. Sport is full of these great

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<v Speaker 2>friendships have become great rivalries. No different rich trading games.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's what happened yesterday. Yesterday Jack remind us what

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<v Speaker 2>was the event yesterday?

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<v Speaker 4>The copy run. So we're recreating this Smoko. Your trade

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<v Speaker 4>has to go out and get copy copies for the

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<v Speaker 4>whole site. Each runner had a hundred meters ahead of him,

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<v Speaker 4>eight coffees in their hands. Whoever made it to the

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<v Speaker 4>end first and filled up at least half their bucket

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<v Speaker 4>with liquid, we're the winner.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here's what happens. Wait, all right? Where off?

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<v Speaker 4>John the quiet brickie is powering ahead.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, I'm just running some signage. Sylvia's a close second.

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<v Speaker 14>John is powering ahead. The bricklay is flying.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay's barely walking. It's like the man versus pig race.

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<v Speaker 2>Silv our chippy right at the end, stole it. He's

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<v Speaker 2>our first.

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<v Speaker 14>Congratulations John the brickey second place.

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<v Speaker 2>Second race coming up next. We're off and waddling.

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<v Speaker 13>The playgrounding store has flown.

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<v Speaker 2>At this coffee fly everywhere, and he's way ahead. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a very tight racer. Second, it's an incredibly tight racer.

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<v Speaker 13>Second, but first he's the playgrounding store.

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<v Speaker 14>The plumber has coming second. So congratulations to the playgrounding

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<v Speaker 14>stall and the plumber who nabbed second place platelate.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so tomorrow we're back to the Sutton Tool Stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>a car park in Thomastown. The Sutton Tool Stadium were

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<v Speaker 2>in team one, Seal the fifty four year old and John,

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty eight year old brick layer must work together.

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<v Speaker 2>One will be reversing the traille, the other one will

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<v Speaker 2>be the spotter. They'll be taken on. Jaden the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six year old. He's all the swag at this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>and the playground installer. Go figure. We didn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>they were. We could go now. This guy's a hot

0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:20.399
<v Speaker 2>favorite and he's with Jason, another old Wiley campaigner, fifty

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<v Speaker 2>one year old plumber. So that's tomorrow before tomorrow. Though,

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<v Speaker 2>to make this as hard as possible, because it's the

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<v Speaker 2>semifinal and there's five thousand dollars up for grabs, it's

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<v Speaker 2>got to be tough. They reverse stuff day in, day out.

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<v Speaker 2>They're good at that, but what are they like under pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to have traffic cones to make it a

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<v Speaker 2>very very very narrow l shape, reverse and park. On

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<v Speaker 2>top of all the traffic cones that are going to

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<v Speaker 2>be crowded together. Lining each side are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>glass vases, china bowls. Any nudging, you're gonna hear breakages.

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<v Speaker 4>And if we hear smash, that's not good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a time penalty for all the smashes. So

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<v Speaker 2>we need something to smash. That's what we need this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're looking for old china.

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<v Speaker 4>Glassware, anything you got around the house to go that

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<v Speaker 4>would sound good smashing against concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nine one four one four three. Because we've all

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<v Speaker 2>got part of that stuff in the garage stuff. Put

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<v Speaker 2>that with the stuff that would so good smashed against common.

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<v Speaker 4>It might be stuff that you were about to take

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<v Speaker 4>to the Selbos and donate last weekend Marks would take

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<v Speaker 4>Mark clates, we would take plates again.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything that would sound good smashed against concrete. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>we're looking for now. That's our shopping list. And if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone has an old phone book as well. Nine one

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<v Speaker 2>o four three. That's all we need today. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So trading games all this week on the show. That's

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<v Speaker 2>who Sudden Tools, happing Ossies build for over one hundred years,

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<v Speaker 2>Trill the Aussy Way Trill was Sudden Tools. So tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>semi final the four winning tradees from yesterday. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>putting too two teams, a driver, a reverser of the

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<v Speaker 2>trailer into a very very tight spot with glassware either side.

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<v Speaker 2>Every breakage is it's a time penalty. Team one will

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<v Speaker 2>be these two. You've got the Chippy and the brick layer.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Christian, still the Chippy here, still buzzing from my

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<v Speaker 9>glorious win. Christian. I heard a rumor where are reversing

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<v Speaker 9>trailers on Wednesday? That shouldn't be an issue.

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<v Speaker 11>Been doing the trailers, the boats, the caravans, singing or

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<v Speaker 11>axle tenam, excel, you name it, I've done so.

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<v Speaker 9>I think the chippies are going to rule again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, getting a bit of Excel talk on the show today.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out axles. So we've got the veterans sealed the

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<v Speaker 2>fifty Royal Chippy with the young guy, John, the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>eight year old brick layer.

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<v Speaker 15>Hi, Christian, it's John the brickey. Soko made it through

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<v Speaker 15>to the semi final. Looking forward to the reverse parking challenge.

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<v Speaker 15>I've got a tandem axle trailer are used every day,

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<v Speaker 15>so I reckon, I'll nail this. See you Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard called axle chat today on the show. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we continue this right? They're taking on this team. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got Jaden, the very confident twenty six year old playground installery.

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<v Speaker 16>Chris Ern and Jayden here the playground in Sallar. This Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 16>we got the trailer averse nasty gold in the best

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<v Speaker 16>because I've got an eighty meter long street and have

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<v Speaker 16>to reverse it down to get it into my driveway

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<v Speaker 16>every day.

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<v Speaker 2>So bring on Wednesday. Whatever I see.

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<v Speaker 4>Eighty meters every day.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got another wily old vet, fifty one year old plumber, Jason.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, Christian, that's Jason here, the plumber. I heard on

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<v Speaker 8>the grapevine Christian that we are going to be utilizing

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<v Speaker 8>trailers on Wednesday. That should be right up my alley.

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<v Speaker 8>We're always backing down tight tight streets and Brunswick and

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<v Speaker 8>in courts and everywhere, so trailer backing in is my repertoire.

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<v Speaker 8>So bring on Wednesday, and I'm doing it for the

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<v Speaker 8>plumbers of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you tomorrow. So we need your glass wear,

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<v Speaker 2>any old china that we can put on top of

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<v Speaker 2>these traffic cones and heat on they dink it in

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<v Speaker 2>any slight way. There'll be a Smash Trady game seven

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<v Speaker 2>thirty tomorrow next semifinal.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jat's got an amazing story I would file this under

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<v Speaker 2>extreme huffing. We've all done something in a hulf.

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<v Speaker 4>We get into huffs. Everybody gets into huffs.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is something you need to do, something to

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<v Speaker 2>just charge the huffing energy, you know, to break up

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<v Speaker 2>the huff that you're in. You're both in. Everyone has

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<v Speaker 2>a different way to process it.

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<v Speaker 4>But get this, this will be hard to beat. My

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<v Speaker 4>friend has an argument with his partner and leaves the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Wants to cool off after he's hulf, so he goes

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<v Speaker 4>through a drive ends up driving to Sydney from Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>From Melbourne, ends up driving to Sydney. By that time,

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<v Speaker 4>his huff is cooled a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes through a Maca's drive through and then comes

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<v Speaker 4>back to Melbourne. One big round.

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<v Speaker 2>Tripleven or twelve hours? Easy?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it more ten hours to Sydney one way?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, it's about twenty hour. That's a day half

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<v Speaker 2>a long half.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a very long half.

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<v Speaker 2>You must have done stuff in a half, pat Sy,

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<v Speaker 2>I've gone shopping once and a half that we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even need to go shopping. I just went to huff

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<v Speaker 2>around the suit upermarket.

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<v Speaker 4>But at least that's a helpful huff.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not angry shop and only came up with three bits.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually my brain wasn't working right Kitlin, What have you

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<v Speaker 2>done in a half?

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<v Speaker 6>I drove to Geelong and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just took off, just took off.

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<v Speaker 17>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a fight and I got in the car

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<v Speaker 4>and I just drove to Geelong.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do in Geelong? Just half around?

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<v Speaker 4>I washed my car.

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<v Speaker 2>And walked along there. It's awful because at some point

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<v Speaker 2>the half goes, but you're so committed you don'tant to

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<v Speaker 2>look foolish to you like, I know, she's just a

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<v Speaker 2>really nice day. Actually used to hang out by myself,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. It was that the half, wasn't it? What?

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't doing it in a half? All right? So

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<v Speaker 2>we want to know what did you do in a half?

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<v Speaker 2>This morning?

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<v Speaker 3>We all do this well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Asking you what did you do in a half? Track's

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<v Speaker 2>friend drove to Sydney. Didn't need to just after a

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<v Speaker 2>big argument, trying cool down. Obviously cool down probably about

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<v Speaker 2>the first hour. It's road. But once you're on that highway, committed,

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<v Speaker 2>committed to a pointless gesture and then I had a

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<v Speaker 2>Maca's there and then drove the long, long, long drive back,

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<v Speaker 2>probably in a half by with your sound by the

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<v Speaker 2>end of it, I particier Kately as well, drove in

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<v Speaker 2>a half all the way to a long and spent

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<v Speaker 2>the day there. So what have you done in a half?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four one o four three Matt, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Hey go mate, I'm good Welcome to the show. So

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<v Speaker 2>what did you do in a half?

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<v Speaker 12>I had a really bad day at work, got home,

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<v Speaker 12>partner was carrying on at me.

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<v Speaker 9>So I went out to the garage where I normally

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<v Speaker 9>spend a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my time, and I bought a car from the garage.

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<v Speaker 7>From the garage, I was sitting on my phone. I

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<v Speaker 7>was on Evy and I just bought a car.

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<v Speaker 8>What did you get?

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<v Speaker 10>I bought an EO V E Wagon And reason I bought.

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<v Speaker 4>It was I liked the wheels side unseen So you

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even you hadn't visited it earlier on No.

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<v Speaker 7>Just literally, I just do it impulse fires.

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<v Speaker 10>I've got ten cars as we speak, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 10>I want another car, so I brought one post by.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you know a pair of shoes or trainers or

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<v Speaker 2>so the car did? You can get cars on eBay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Here you boy, whatever you want almost yeah, okay, all.

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<v Speaker 2>That from a garage where he spends a lot of time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't amazing, that's extreme mohing is it? The governor

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<v Speaker 2>order a brand new car and a half. Matt, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. You killed me. I have a good day,

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<v Speaker 2>No problems you too, John Goes, Hey Johnny, what did

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<v Speaker 2>you do in a half? Then? John?

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<v Speaker 7>In a half? I had a bit of a dispute

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<v Speaker 7>with the missus. I went to the airport and food cans.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why Canes is so popular. It's lots of

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<v Speaker 2>people husbands, wives or by themselves. I should have said

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<v Speaker 2>this and should have said.

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<v Speaker 4>Beautiful place for a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, they should make it part of the tourism

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<v Speaker 2>strap line.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, it's the best place in Australian mates.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, yeah, beautiful of that. So you you flew up

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<v Speaker 2>in a half, had some time there? What did How

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<v Speaker 2>long were you there?

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<v Speaker 12>For?

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<v Speaker 7>Nine years?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big old half, that wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>The half aday? Last of the juration of the flight.

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<v Speaker 7>And then I got over and telling love of cans,

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<v Speaker 7>got a job.

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<v Speaker 2>To start a new life up there.

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<v Speaker 7>All from a half basically.

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<v Speaker 4>And were you still with you? Do you remain with

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<v Speaker 4>your partner?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>We we're best friends still, this is our fifteen years later,

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<v Speaker 7>we're still good mates. So it all worked out well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what happened with the relationship after you decided

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<v Speaker 2>to stay out there and get a job? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>still see her?

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<v Speaker 7>Or a long distance mope?

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<v Speaker 4>So you got off the plane, the huff's cooled down,

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<v Speaker 4>you're feeling better. Before you decide to go back home

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<v Speaker 4>and see your partner again. You apply for a job and.

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<v Speaker 2>Job at the airport, you know, with someone high. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you need a job yet? Actually?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Just the atmosphere in the last stole up there? I

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<v Speaker 7>just went, you know what, why not.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely explain it like that's a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Simple way to meet your life? Almost zenlight? Really well?

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<v Speaker 2>Put to John, thank you very much to give us

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<v Speaker 2>a call. All right, what have you done on a huff? Two? Amazing? Course,

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<v Speaker 2>went to Cans, stayed at the nine years and brought

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<v Speaker 2>half from the carriage.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to think every day you learn something new.

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<v Speaker 2>What well, if we learned the show today is that

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<v Speaker 2>because only dudes have called into the reply to the question,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you done in a huff? Men? Huff?

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<v Speaker 4>Men half? Maybe women don't have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we huff. Even the Merry and Webster Online Dictionary

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<v Speaker 2>definition gives female examples, obviously written by dude. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>men in there that we're only hearing about what you

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<v Speaker 2>did in a half, from guys flying to cans, buying

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<v Speaker 2>cars on the phone on eBay or in a huff?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think men huff?

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<v Speaker 5>Moore pats Ah, Yeah, probably My huffs are very short lived.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon, I've like driven around the block and then

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<v Speaker 5>just lost patience, so gone home again.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's more a volcanic eruption. Is how my

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>wife processes stuff. And then I'm the one that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of scolding months on the hot laughter. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to Ben and good morning Ben, Good morning Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do in a huff? Who was a

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<v Speaker 2>huff with?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, so I was eighteen, living at home, had a

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<v Speaker 10>huff with my mother. I don't even remember what it

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 10>was about.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst huffs to get into.

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<v Speaker 10>My mother huff. Yeah, so I don't remember what it

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<v Speaker 10>was about, but I thought, okay, well, you know, maybe

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 10>I'll just have a little walk around. This is up

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<v Speaker 10>in Tath, Gippsland. I thought, okay, I'll walk around and

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<v Speaker 10>I hang out with the horse and the dog calm down.

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 10>And she said, I've got people coming over on you

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<v Speaker 10>sulking around. So I was like, fine, I go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 10>So I was what So I just immediately went for

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<v Speaker 10>a walk. I'm wearing my I got my single and

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 10>my shorts and songs on, nothing else. It's about seven

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 10>o'clock the day I save him, so it's still bright

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<v Speaker 10>and I just walked. I thought, all right, I'll just

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<v Speaker 10>walk out to like, you know, pass the drive on.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, we'll get to the road and then we'll

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<v Speaker 10>turn around and all be good. But when I got there,

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<v Speaker 10>I was like, I'm still angry. So I thought, hey,

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<v Speaker 10>I can't say on the radio. I thought, all right,

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<v Speaker 10>well we'll just keep walking then, so I kept walking.

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<v Speaker 10>I walked to I walked to the next town. I

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<v Speaker 10>was in Langling.

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<v Speaker 2>So I walked in.

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<v Speaker 10>Niora, which I would later find out as twelve k away.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, you pilgrimage or something, the country ailing the

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<v Speaker 2>sick looking for Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>It was a lot of self reflection or just exhaustion.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know anyway, how long was your round trip? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>so I walked at about seven and I think I

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<v Speaker 10>got back about ten or ten thirty. Now, I'll just

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<v Speaker 10>remind you there's no foot passa or anything sort of

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 10>road and bush right there anyway there anyways, when I

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 10>got when I got to the next town, it was

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 10>done to get dark, and I was thinking, oh, I'm

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 10>going to get back home. I anyway ended up getting

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 10>pitch black and cold, and I didn't have anything on

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<v Speaker 10>me right, uh, So I pretty much had to rely

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<v Speaker 10>on the lights of passing cars and the sense of

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 10>a dead animal that I had walked. No, No, it

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<v Speaker 10>was awesome, I felt. I thought it was the coolest thing.

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.040
<v Speaker 10>Like I was getting back and I'm like, oh, geez,

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 10>how much longer I can't see anything? And I'm like, oh,

0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:45.840
<v Speaker 10>it stinks. I'm like, wait a minute, that's the same

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:51.880
<v Speaker 10>stink that's stunk before I'm getting closer to home. So

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 10>I got home and we both didn't really have anything

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 10>to say. I was just she was just like you

0:33:57.840 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 10>might want to have a shower, because I looked down

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<v Speaker 10>and like everything all over.

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<v Speaker 2>Like moccass.

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<v Speaker 10>Horbably at the back of my shoulder was numb as well,

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 10>and the cold was just awful.

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Sorry thing, that's great. It's like Cormat McCarthy's the Road.

0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 2>There's never ending road of trials. Amazing stuff the Revenant

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.400
<v Speaker 2>as well, at times hopefully.

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<v Speaker 3>Not any boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much your epic story.

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<v Speaker 10>Never been so glad to smell a dead animal.

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<v Speaker 2>A great way to leave it, Sir Ben, we're centerprise

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 2>britted storytelling. No, yeah, we have to go. I reckon

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 2>week is midday with Ben. It felt like we were

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<v Speaker 2>getting that story at real time.

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<v Speaker 4>Is Our producer actually came in and said, start with

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:52.879
<v Speaker 4>Ben because he's.

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 2>A quick one. I'm nervous about to go to these others.

0:34:56.280 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 2>This is canceling plans. It's never ending breakfast show. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>take a break.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So eight days ago, my oldest daughter Ruby turned at eighteen,

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:12.360
<v Speaker 2>and these last eight days there's been some bumpy stuff

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 2>going on. It's like we're in an asteroid belt and

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:17.720
<v Speaker 2>we being pouted by some big old rocks. At the moment,

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of well, I'm an adult now, so

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 2>you can't tell me what to do. We had the

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 2>tattoo last week. She's past her driving test. She's got

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:29.880
<v Speaker 2>her independence, she's got her wheels. She is good to

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 2>go at the moment. She's primed. Yesterday I tried to

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:36.360
<v Speaker 2>have a sort of an easy conversation because this weekend

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 2>she's got a joint birthday party at a venue that

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:43.359
<v Speaker 2>is not her house. We're not stupid with her best mate.

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 2>They've got a joint birthday are And I said, look,

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want my wife and I had to come along,

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<v Speaker 2>even for a drink, right, I.

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 4>Said, look around so ungrateful, by the way, but that's

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 4>this being eighteen. No, I remember in my eighteenth and

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.440
<v Speaker 4>ive your parents there? Yeah, and all the eighteenth I

0:35:58.480 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 4>went to I remember.

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Drink, right, just a drink? How do I stay in? Like,

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, throw shade over. It's just like you just

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>want to come along for a drink to sort of

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 2>say happy birthday and we get out there.

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:09.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's too much to us.

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 2>No, So I say to her, hey, listen, you know

0:36:11.600 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I've been asking around quite a few parents. They just

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 2>come along for a drink. She went, Oh, it'd be

0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:17.759
<v Speaker 2>really odd if you were there, Like, how would it

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 2>be odd? Ruby? Who is that guy over there? That's

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 2>my dad. Oh my god, that's so odd on your

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:27.759
<v Speaker 2>eighteenth The guy paying for all this, he's here. Do

0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:33.239
<v Speaker 2>we get security? Yeah? Your father, Your father's here in

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 2>the building. Who's a woman with him? That's my mom?

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. This is so odd on your celebrating.

0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 4>When you're celebrating your milestone, your parents want to come

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 4>and crash it.

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.480
<v Speaker 6>See I didn't have mine. There's no business for parents

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 6>to be there though. You don't need to be there

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 6>getting in the way.

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 2>This is what Ruby said.

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 17>Thought.

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ruby said, you'd be getting in the way. Odd,

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I said, But we've got to be around. We're nearby anyway,

0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 2>just in case anything happens, you know, like about SWAT team.

0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 4>Were just sitting helping the car like an staycout.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 2>But basically just said, take a book or two. What

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:08.880
<v Speaker 2>a lovely fun Saturday night. That so excell For my

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 2>daughter's eighteenth sat reading a book on Saturday night in

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:16.160
<v Speaker 2>paran Oh, that would be really nice. I can't wait

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 2>for that Saturday night. Well I just hear like breaking

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 2>glasses and happy birthday. We'll be Why shame with parents

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 2>aren't here. She hates her parents so perhaps you you're

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 2>with Ruby, you know Sarah's like you. Well, no, Sarah's

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:33.839
<v Speaker 2>just said, well, we're going to be there anyway. Wait,

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:37.399
<v Speaker 2>we can't well we can't have that scene. We can't

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.120
<v Speaker 2>have that scene. Ruby said, no, no, no. When I

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.240
<v Speaker 2>get there, we've got to rearrange some of the tables,

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:42.960
<v Speaker 2>and that's the job for your mom and I. We

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:45.399
<v Speaker 2>can do that, rearrange a few tables, have a quick

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 2>drink and go. She said, no, so you you don't

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:49.760
<v Speaker 2>think we should go? No, I don't respect her wishes.

0:37:49.880 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I just don't think you've got it.

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 10>You don't need to.

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 6>You've got no business being there.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.360
<v Speaker 4>I have eighteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>In disguise one of the manage people.

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<v Speaker 4>That's one of the kids.

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:07.040
<v Speaker 2>It's mister Harris, the English teacher. Did you recognize me

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:08.719
<v Speaker 2>there a couple of years ago.

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:12.799
<v Speaker 6>That's Besty. You've got no business being there.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 5>I have business should be doing a speed No, leave

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 5>them to say, oh go down.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Ready, Well, not only am I not allow you? Just

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 2>get the microphone on. Here's a speech and a PowerPoint

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 2>that I put together. Your life in eighteen slights.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she's an adult. Now let her have an adult party.

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Then an adult, pay for it. Do you know I've

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:35.960
<v Speaker 2>got to go there to pay for it? So I

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 2>literally go and leave, get out. Yep, I guys got

0:38:39.480 --> 0:38:41.040
<v Speaker 2>the image of the bouncies. Throw me out to a

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 2>side of it, don't come back, sit in the car,

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:45.200
<v Speaker 2>car reade your book loser.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 3>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.359
<v Speaker 2>Had his daughter turn eighteen eight days ago, and it's

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 2>our joint birthday party this Saturday. My wife and I

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 2>thought it might be nice to go along. Yes, ten

0:38:56.800 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes, have a drink, said cheers, and off we go.

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Now turn up, pay for it and then get the

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 2>hell out of their dad. I tried to have just

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:07.880
<v Speaker 2>a private chat with her yesterday, you know, just saying, hey,

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:10.400
<v Speaker 2>you know what, it's the norm. We don't want to

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 2>ruin your night. It's not for us to hang there.

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 2>It's not about this about you and your friends. But

0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, I think other parents do this where they

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:18.359
<v Speaker 2>were just there for a bit like half an hour.

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:22.760
<v Speaker 2>And also we're a nice hang there we go so anyway,

0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:25.399
<v Speaker 2>so Jack is saying, you know, absolutely should we got

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Patsy's the other way We've got Patsy said no business

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:28.440
<v Speaker 2>being there.

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, correct, Mine went at mine.

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Jessica, Oh, parent's definitely Musco.

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 17>I had a mealer with my mum and then she

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 17>drove out of this into the city of Melbourne and

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 17>went to a nightclub with us and we all had

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 17>a brilliant time and she took us all home and it.

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:47.480
<v Speaker 10>Was probably the best night I can remember.

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<v Speaker 17>Definitely, stay and enjoy.

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:51.400
<v Speaker 2>It, Jessica. If I play this with my daughter, it

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:55.760
<v Speaker 2>feels like I've written a speech. None of this sounds believable.

0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 2>On my side of this sounds like report no, no, no,

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:03.520
<v Speaker 2>she needs.

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:05.359
<v Speaker 10>To sort herself out.

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 8>You're important in her life.

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:09.240
<v Speaker 9>And she needs to have fun and enjoy.

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 2>It with you.

0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 4>Still sounds like you're from the stope.

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 2>That's to try it where Jessica. Also, it was a

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 2>line you missed off when I said it to you yesterday. Uh, Stephanie,

0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:19.120
<v Speaker 2>good morning.

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 10>Good morning, Stephanie.

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 2>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 17>Well, I had both of my parents there and for

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:28.359
<v Speaker 17>my twenty first as well, and that's the only time

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 17>they've been in the same room together.

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 2>They're divorced.

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:32.920
<v Speaker 10>My mum was too emotional to make a speech, so

0:40:33.040 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 10>she got my drunk uncle to actually make that one.

0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's like a sort of Switzerland like an independent

0:40:38.080 --> 0:40:42.840
<v Speaker 2>family member to a drunk uncle. Worse.

0:40:43.760 --> 0:40:45.960
<v Speaker 10>Oh yeah, he called me his favorite niece when you

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.320
<v Speaker 10>know seventeen other cousins were in the room. So that

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:49.359
<v Speaker 10>was that was fun.

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Always slightly a creepy badge of one of the old

0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 2>favorite niece from a drunk unkle as well, stay even

0:40:55.520 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 2>as a threat maybe threat that is. This isn't helping whatsoever.

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm going further into the wheat guys.

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:10.719
<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Anyone knows any good size streets that I can just

0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 2>spend Saturday night into the cart reading that book in

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Paran or winsor please please let me know. The darker

0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:22.640
<v Speaker 2>and dinger the better, really for our funk Saturday night

0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 2>met my wife eighteen year old daughter celebrates their eighteen party.

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Were paying for that?

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 4>We are banned from You know what you can do?

0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 4>Have you been introduced to chap Laps yet? Sorry chap Laps?

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 4>Would you just drive up and down Chapel Street.

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll just rev in the old car, harding the toyo

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>to cougar. I've not seen any of the Clugars in

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 2>the fasts movies with band Oh it was great bootspace.

0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 2>This is really good economical as well on the few guys.

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:55.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, so yeah, it is my eight now eighteen

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>year old daughter. She turned eighteen eight days ago and

0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 2>it's her birthday party this week, a joint. We're the

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 2>best friends. She's told my wife and I that would

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 2>be odd if we were there. We do have to

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 2>go to pay for it, and then we're told to go.

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:09.359
<v Speaker 2>I tried to just talk about it. Yes, I said,

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:10.879
<v Speaker 2>look at just a half an hour of a drink,

0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 2>say cheers, you know, buy you and your friends drink

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:16.600
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll go, you know, and so small. I

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 2>want to know were your parents at your eighteenth Jack

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 2>is the saying to me, like we really, it'd be

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:21.759
<v Speaker 2>nice for us to be there.

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 4>I have good fond memories of my parents been in

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:27.120
<v Speaker 4>my eighteenth and every eighteenth we went to people's parents

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:28.920
<v Speaker 4>were there, and it's a fun novelty to have a

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 4>few drinks and talk to somebody's dad and say, I

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 4>guess what I'm mates now with Rio's dad.

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I won't take some merch and on and have

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:38.560
<v Speaker 2>a little signing table and stuff like that. Q and

0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 2>A for an hour and Patsy's saying we've got no

0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 2>business being there. Rio said, a call in whinning with someone,

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 2>what do they say about pats.

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 4>She's merely asking the question Patsy, because you're against it.

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 4>Of course, what if it was already's eighteenth?

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:56.319
<v Speaker 5>And she said, no, no, I know, I know, after

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 5>what I went on about the books yesterday, I know,

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:00.800
<v Speaker 5>but I think there's no No, I think there's a

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 5>rite of passage once they're eighteen.

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 4>Do you have to back off, break the door down

0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 4>to eighteen?

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 6>I won't, No, I.

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Would ber mom, no way, No, you have my word,

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:15.719
<v Speaker 2>You have my word, get this on tape. You're just

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:16.960
<v Speaker 2>going to come back and bite you.

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.720
<v Speaker 6>Oh you can. She is her own woman at eighteen,

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:20.960
<v Speaker 6>and she can off you go.

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 2>And you notice, by the way, Jack and I were

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 2>too too scared to pass that on. I made would Yeah,

0:43:32.480 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 2>he couldn't even keep even a couple of books over

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:35.240
<v Speaker 2>the weekend.

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:38.000
<v Speaker 6>That's a whole way down the track. Yet I will

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<v Speaker 6>have come to grips been coming for you.

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<v Speaker 4>So when she goes to eighteenth that came out where

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<v Speaker 4>she has all her birthday parties, and you won't step

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<v Speaker 4>foot in the store.

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<v Speaker 5>You will you, I will make this promise right now,

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<v Speaker 5>you got me on tape, I will know to keep

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<v Speaker 5>my distance.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of it. You won't trust me a right, Karen,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Karen, Good morning, guys Weather Real you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to need to get into witness protection.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm going to have to go team Ruby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, give me a take, Give me a take, Karen.

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<v Speaker 12>Look, I've got five adult children and I didn't go

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<v Speaker 12>to any of their eighteenth We had family things at home,

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 12>we celebrated, we talked to Red, all the family around.

0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:24.720
<v Speaker 12>But then they went out and they celebrated with their friends.

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<v Speaker 12>I think that you give them all the things they

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<v Speaker 12>need in life, and they want to be an adult,

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<v Speaker 12>and you need to trust them that they'll make good decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>You're quite right. Yeah, we have done that, you know,

0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 2>the whole family stuff and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you want to make decisions and then have

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<v Speaker 4>the reading with them on a mark birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what, I don't wonder how anyone

0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:48.840
<v Speaker 2>likes to hang out with me in the morning on

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 2>the radio. Do you want to hang out for like

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes?

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<v Speaker 12>Dream Christian, Christian Christian?

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<v Speaker 8>It's not about you.

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<v Speaker 12>That pretty hard?

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:00.320
<v Speaker 7>Did it?

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 12>What you do you make sure you've got plenty of heart?

0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:05.440
<v Speaker 5>You're like all those drinks for them for in the morning,

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 5>and it makes them all break sort of refueling stations.

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<v Speaker 12>Maybe on the bags and be there for them and

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:15.320
<v Speaker 12>make them breakfast and have a chat me.

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<v Speaker 2>How would she die like a shrust me, dad, Trust me?

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 7>Trust me.

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:22.280
<v Speaker 10>I've done that five times.

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, voice of experience, Thank you caring that she's good

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 2>to get a different take.

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<v Speaker 8>Go Ruby, have a good time.

0:45:30.880 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 2>She is going, trust me.

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 3>You're listening to the Question o'cyles show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure for the last half an hour how

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>but thanks she kills anyway, Christian O'Connell's show on Goal.

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Jack has actually just made an appointment in his diary

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 2>for seven years time, when Patsy's daughter will be eighteen

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 2>on her birthday, to check in Patsy, to see if

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<v Speaker 2>you really would be okay with not being invited to

0:45:58.840 --> 0:45:59.320
<v Speaker 2>at eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to lie I'm in twenty twenty nine. That

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 4>will remind us of this day and this audio that

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 4>you say you won't go to her birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy will still be here, No, I will not. That

0:46:08.920 --> 0:46:10.959
<v Speaker 2>she would have seen us all on she will see

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:11.759
<v Speaker 2>everybody else.

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<v Speaker 6>That's very optimistic of you.

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 13>Jack.

0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 2>You will still be here, won't they?

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.360
<v Speaker 6>Where you're gonna be branch on a Zimmer frame?

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<v Speaker 4>What you're only fifty seven, it's only seven years away.

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 6>Well beyond three. I w advertising incontinence products.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dream for you, isn't it all right? Today?

0:46:32.480 --> 0:46:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Is Fanker dentist Day? Texture dentists today? Does anyone even

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:39.760
<v Speaker 2>have the T in their phone?

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:41.840
<v Speaker 4>I like my dentists. You've heard me rave about it.

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Actually, some sort of spiritual guy there is. He's a

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:44.879
<v Speaker 2>nice guy.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 4>He's a big Tony Robins fan. And every time I

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 4>get my teeth check, you give me wisdom beyond.

0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:54.880
<v Speaker 2>What is drilling you. That is a dental phrase. Can

0:46:54.920 --> 0:47:01.640
<v Speaker 2>we all grow up? One way to get wisdom into

0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 2>somebody agains. Thank you dentist. Thank your dentists today. Please, okay,

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 2>we're looking for your dental bands today, dent fest. You

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:17.719
<v Speaker 2>must be familiar with the eighties band to Pow. I

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:18.960
<v Speaker 2>need you to say yes.

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm just thinking of all their hits now, China in

0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 4>your Hand.

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Was number one to Paw. Dentists don't listen to to Pow.

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<v Speaker 2>They listened to to pull get bronze?

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 4>Did they run up?

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:33.400
<v Speaker 13>Was so?

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 4>I got tired by.

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<v Speaker 2>Powerful, powerful up. They don't listen to judas priests, No,

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:48.000
<v Speaker 2>they listened to chew dust priest gold fillings around today

0:47:48.000 --> 0:47:54.280
<v Speaker 2>everyone gums and roses, silver, plack, street boys, gold, veneers

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:57.800
<v Speaker 2>of his instead of getting on a bit now manamal

0:47:57.880 --> 0:48:03.560
<v Speaker 2>at work, meenamel at work, men at work, Silver plus

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:10.040
<v Speaker 2>buck tooth, cherry gold. You know Bruce Springstein, you know

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:11.560
<v Speaker 2>they called him, don't you dentist.

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<v Speaker 4>Not the boss, the floss Gold. I'm leave it there,

0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:21.840
<v Speaker 4>Jackie Dental Bands, who's a dead first Plarky Plark and

0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 4>the Funky Bunch Gold, the Mighty Mighty floss Stones, Bryns

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:32.320
<v Speaker 4>and I was a backstage at dumb Dental first actually,

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 4>and I saw Daniel Johns and he just had a

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:37.440
<v Speaker 4>procedure and he was drooling out the side of the mount.

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 4>But to his credit he still went on stage with

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:41.040
<v Speaker 4>saliva chair.

0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Now, the run up was long, but it was faultless.

0:48:46.719 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a goat, it's a goal for the runner.

0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:53.400
<v Speaker 4>And dentist bands a teetha Franklin.

0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Gold as well.

0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 3>We done The Christian O'Connell show podcast on.

0:48:59.760 --> 0:49:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Thank Cadentist Day, I'm asking you for your dental bands.

0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:09.960
<v Speaker 2>That's smart them all right. Danny's got Lincoln Pack gold,

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 2>but I'm Danny Motley Canines bronze, Sorry posty pat uh

0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:30.760
<v Speaker 2>spittense silver, you too, silver Rinse instead of Prince gold,

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 2>right and nicely done. Dental is anything gold filling, Collins gold, Motley.

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:46.760
<v Speaker 4>Chu silvery, drill Van gold.

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 2>You know we were talking about funny business earlier. What

0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 2>a great fun name for a dentist drill Shanaiah Payne.

0:49:54.480 --> 0:50:00.040
<v Speaker 4>Silver, Leo Sayer gold Blas. That's a gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Les. Well done. That's really funny. You've got three ways

0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 2>with that les. That's very good. It's very rare. Nat

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:18.279
<v Speaker 2>King Colgate silver rubber finger instead of powder fingert that

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:20.400
<v Speaker 2>old robbery club and now haven't they fiddling around a

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 2>little back? Love her fingers, great mark, well done, Thank you,

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Drillie Higgins silver filling, Heidi silver plus weird root Canal,

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yankovic silver, Drilly Idol too much Drilly ones. Yeah, flossing

0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 2>in the machine bronze. Oh my word, that's a little

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 2>girl's nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Isabel isbel Sorry, I meant you meant let me scuff

0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:48.480
<v Speaker 4>that up that bronze.

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Isabel, who's nine Google drill drills? No more drill ones,

0:50:55.560 --> 0:50:59.919
<v Speaker 2>especially not that Megan retainer Gold Pray good Haley World

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:06.520
<v Speaker 2>and Cal and Croydon tooth pick Asley Gold. All right,

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.280
<v Speaker 2>so who is winning the ice house tickets?

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 4>Jack can't go past les Leo say ah.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what And there's nicely done.

0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:15.359
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O Connell Show podcast.

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 2>To tomorrow to the semifinals of our trading games once more.

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 2>We will be crossing live to the Suttontool Stadium, a

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.879
<v Speaker 2>car park in Thomastown, and our poor man Sam mack

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Rio will be master of the ceremonies once more. It's

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:31.279
<v Speaker 2>all about this.

0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 13>When trades go to war, only one can rule them all.

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Shippy's brickies head to here.

0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:41.279
<v Speaker 13>Who's the sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash,

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 13>He's canton fief for breakfast trades? Time for more CODI

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:45.359
<v Speaker 13>is one.

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:49.399
<v Speaker 2>You're fighting four all right. We started off with eight

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 2>tradies yesterday, then they became four. Now they're into two

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 2>teams of two tomorrow for the big semifinal. Five thousand

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:59.320
<v Speaker 2>dollars up for ground. So the winning trade on Fridays

0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Big Grand Final Chat the Semis tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>What do we got team trailer parking. It's the first

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 4>time our traders will have to work together, one in

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:09.719
<v Speaker 4>the driver's seat, one spotty and going whoop whoop, whoop, Yeah,

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.840
<v Speaker 4>back it up, back it up. We will have a

0:52:12.000 --> 0:52:13.200
<v Speaker 4>very tight course.

0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Very powerful acting, actually surprisingly animated for the last break.

0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:22.040
<v Speaker 4>Do you think I usually phone in the last one?

0:52:22.239 --> 0:52:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not phone in, no no no rio say earlier

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:25.840
<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Our traders will be working together to reverse park and

0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 4>we're going to make the the parking now now.

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Fall out too soon.

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 2>If you win two big listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>They will park between very narrow cones. On the top

0:52:41.800 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 4>of the cones will be china and glassware. If they

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 4>hit a cone, it'll smash. They will have time deducted

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 4>from their score.

0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:51.399
<v Speaker 2>All right, so we've got two teams Team number one

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:52.920
<v Speaker 2>working together? Is these two?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Christian, still the chippy here, still buzzing from my

0:52:55.840 --> 0:52:59.080
<v Speaker 9>glorious wind. Christian, I heard a rumor we're reversing trailers

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:01.279
<v Speaker 9>on Wednesday. That shouldn't be an issue.

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 11>I've been doing the trailers, the boats, the caravans, sending

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:07.360
<v Speaker 11>your actual tandem axl you name that I've done it,

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:09.759
<v Speaker 11>so I think the chipis.

0:53:09.400 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Are going to rule again working with him.

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<v Speaker 15>Hi, Christian, it's John the Brickey Sope made it through

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:17.440
<v Speaker 15>to the semi final. Looking forward to the reverse parking challenge.

0:53:17.560 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 15>I've got a tandem axle trailer I use every day,

0:53:20.239 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 15>so I reckon I'll nail it there Wednesday.

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Second team, second team of these two, Hey.

0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:30.720
<v Speaker 16>Christian and Jayden. Here the playground is dollar this Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 16>We got the trailer reverse nicely gold in the best

0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 16>because I've got an eighty meter long street and have

0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 16>to reverse it down to get it into my every

0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:39.040
<v Speaker 16>day Bring on Wednesday.

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:41.400
<v Speaker 4>He only drives all around Melbourne reverse.

0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:46.759
<v Speaker 8>Hey Christian, it's Jason here the plumber. I heard on

0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 8>the grapevine Christian that we are going to be utilizing

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 8>trailers on Wednesday. That should be right up my alley.

0:53:54.000 --> 0:53:57.480
<v Speaker 8>We're always backing down tight tight streets and Brunswick and

0:53:57.560 --> 0:54:02.239
<v Speaker 8>in courts and everywhere, so trailer backing in is my repertoire.

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 8>So bring on Wednesday, and I'm doing it for the

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 8>plumbers of Melbourne.

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Some of the sledging runs out of steam, doesn't it.

0:54:09.480 --> 0:54:11.359
<v Speaker 2>You don't see that like a UFC fight. T who

0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:14.360
<v Speaker 2>fights in finn the faces. This is in my repertoire.

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm known for this, all right, Sammy, Tomorrow morning at

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:21.080
<v Speaker 2>the sun Tool Stadium, seven point thirty. Be there well.

0:54:21.239 --> 0:54:23.360
<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell's show podcast