Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's very quaint, defaate Christian. This pleases our souls.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four Pine three.
Speaker 2: Hey coome morning. It is eight minutes pass minutes past
Speaker 2: six when he start the show, and this is half
Speaker 2: high anyway, Come on, it's a Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Come on and Jack morning guys.
Speaker 2: Come on and Patsy morning boys. Now, Patsy, please tell
Speaker 2: us about the spirited discussion last night between you and
Speaker 2: the Love God.
Speaker 5: Well, we had toasties for lunch yesterday, and we always
Speaker 5: have this debate because when I do a toasty, I
Speaker 5: always put the butter like a normal sandwich on the
Speaker 5: inside before you put it in the sandwich press. But
Speaker 5: Chris insists that it's no butter on the inside with
Speaker 5: the fillings. You put the butter on the outside of
Speaker 5: the bread, so that leaves a nice golden crisp on
Speaker 5: the outside.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid I gonna side with Chris on the outside. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because it makes it a bit non stick on the
Speaker 4: jaffle maker.
Speaker 2: No, no, it gives you. You're right. I think it's
Speaker 2: so what it called Is it mulsifying it or something
Speaker 2: gives it that nice crackle on the outside. I almost
Speaker 2: to speaking a bit of rock salt, so it just
Speaker 2: gives it that nice stere.
Speaker 5: Oh we have this argument all the time. Anyway, it
Speaker 5: was that bad yesterday he said, no, I just move aside.
Speaker 5: I'm going to make my own. He wouldn't even eat
Speaker 5: the one I'd made. It had to have the butter.
Speaker 2: I behave like a child, and that man no problem
Speaker 2: with that. So you got no button on the outside. No, right,
Speaker 2: we all dry.
Speaker 6: No, but it's still golden, and it's.
Speaker 2: Still rusty ass and the risk of sticking to the pair.
Speaker 6: No, it doesn't stick.
Speaker 5: Are you one of those people that never cleans down
Speaker 5: your sandwich press.
Speaker 2: Immediately while it's hot because it easy to wipe it
Speaker 2: off straight away.
Speaker 4: I let the flavor carry on to the next sandwich
Speaker 4: with the air fryer. The flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, that's not tang that's much.
Speaker 4: Phil cables kill any bacteria.
Speaker 2: Do you know what this is? You won't believe I
Speaker 2: actually did this right, And I still can't believe this.
Speaker 2: There's about ten years ago when we first got a
Speaker 2: Jeff all right and my wife was out, and I
Speaker 2: was thinking it was taken ages to clean it because
Speaker 2: I hadn't done it straight away. I thought I'd just
Speaker 2: shove it the dishwash and put it on by itself.
Speaker 2: Fuck turns out electric things, they just they will never
Speaker 2: work again.
Speaker 4: Want to come out crystal clean?
Speaker 2: Though, Oh good god, it was so clean to go
Speaker 2: straight to a waste departments, so clean. I still stunned
Speaker 2: now at my own stupidity. What was I thinking? I
Speaker 2: remember drying it out, and then my wife go, it
Speaker 2: will never work again, and it'd be absolutely fine at
Speaker 2: this will be absolutely fine. It never ever worked again
Speaker 2: because the dishwasher look was like an hour and a
Speaker 2: half cycle of jets and water going into it. All right.
Speaker 2: So Patsy's saying, so you inside only no outside?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: I do both. Actually I still have it on the
Speaker 2: inside with the fillings. You're a dear devil. Yeah, That's
Speaker 2: how we live. That's why we were world probably the
Speaker 2: wildest people on the radio in the world. All right,
Speaker 2: So does anyone else not put it on the outside.
Speaker 2: When you're making a toast in the Jefford you burning
Speaker 2: it and scorching it, like Patsy, You're.
Speaker 3: Listening to the Christiano Kyle Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So Patsy and her husband aka the War We Love
Speaker 2: God got into a spirited discussion yesterday about the Humble
Speaker 2: Toasty going into the jaffell. Do you put on the.
Speaker 4: French?
Speaker 2: I think he's from I think he's from the movie,
Speaker 2: the Disney movie in the lamp. Do you put butter
Speaker 2: on the outside of the toasty or just on the inside.
Speaker 2: Patsy doesn't believe it should go on the outside.
Speaker 4: So much so that Chris kicked up a fuss and
Speaker 4: wouldn't eat the same way.
Speaker 6: I had to make his own.
Speaker 2: Was it a different color though, wouldn't get the golden
Speaker 2: brownness yours?
Speaker 6: It does? It does? It does?
Speaker 2: Sounds desperate to me. It's like a mantra. It does
Speaker 2: it does? Daniel? Hello, Hello Daniel. So when you're putting
Speaker 2: the toasty in butter on the outside, yes or not?
Speaker 7: I am completely different to all three of you.
Speaker 8: So I I spray my coasting the same with the
Speaker 8: canola oil spray before I.
Speaker 7: Put it on and throwing it on.
Speaker 2: Then it still gives that golden brown thing, but less mess. Yeah.
Speaker 4: You see, you've got to have a barrier. That's you
Speaker 4: don't have a barrier at the moment.
Speaker 6: Because I clean it in between each sandwich checker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's so dry, yours will be all just
Speaker 2: bready and try words. You come and have Daniel's, Me
Speaker 2: and Jack's is going to be gold and brown.
Speaker 5: You don't trynus is not an issue because you've got
Speaker 5: tons of it's going to be crushed in dry.
Speaker 2: Just give me two crusts.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, game changer with the canola oil.
Speaker 6: And healthier too. I suppose.
Speaker 2: I love the phrase game changer, right, changer feels okay.
Speaker 2: I think that makes your life better. But I will
Speaker 2: try this, this game change. Seeing if there's a life
Speaker 2: game change.
Speaker 4: I really doubt it's going to sweep us off our feet.
Speaker 2: It could be that she does. What if we try this,
Speaker 2: we taste it, we faint it's so good?
Speaker 9: Lennon arm care.
Speaker 2: That's right, all right, Daniel, Thanks you, Carmo quest Yeah.
Speaker 1: Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All your emails, we get to the show. We call
Speaker 2: late to the party. You can pick up anything we've
Speaker 2: ever talked about on the show whenever you want with
Speaker 2: you catched up and old podcast. We're too busy. We
Speaker 2: just can't be bothered to call in at the time. Late.
Speaker 2: First one comes from Kim Christian. I found myself flying
Speaker 2: through the air when I decided to recreate the dirty
Speaker 2: dancing move as an ex gymnast brackets. Okay, it's quite
Speaker 2: a few years ago. After a few too many wines,
Speaker 2: I decided to show my friend a thing or two.
Speaker 2: She's a dancer. She failed to catch me. I ended
Speaker 2: up ripping my acl, fracturing my kneecap and tearing my meniscus.
Speaker 2: That is an amazing injury, though.
Speaker 4: Ripple Croyd on the knee.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kim, thank you very much. Yesterday we were doing
Speaker 2: a phone in. It's a very short lived one because
Speaker 2: turns out if you ask people for their stories about
Speaker 2: having a hard care granddad in if I did this
Speaker 2: in England, I'd get quaint, nice, charming stories about eccentric granddads.
Speaker 2: Here it's granddads who punched a monkey. At one point.
Speaker 4: A lot of the calls off there were essentially granddad
Speaker 4: versus animal.
Speaker 2: Yes, eighty percent of the calls we took could not
Speaker 2: come on air, right, Jack, can't here going? Hang on?
Speaker 2: Let me just check. Do you want any story. I
Speaker 2: can't give him punch three feet No, no, we don't. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we have the emails. They found another way to get
Speaker 2: to me yesterday, Hardcoo. Granddads. My granddad used to live
Speaker 2: in a large farm. One Christmas Day, we're all there
Speaker 2: and we were all out one of the large paddocks,
Speaker 2: and he pulled out a crossbow, fired and arrow straight
Speaker 2: up into the air and said, everyone stand perfectly still.
Speaker 2: What a fun game Christmas Day? Lift Boxington. The arrow
Speaker 2: landed less than one meter from one of my aunties.
Speaker 2: Nobody was impressed. I wanted to do a phoning called
Speaker 2: nobody was impressed. That might be the story of my life.
Speaker 2: Nobody was impressed. As the arrow just went about sort
Speaker 2: of four hundred millimeters into the soil. Everybody's still perfectly still.
Speaker 2: That's a great one, Michael, thank you very much on that.
Speaker 2: And then this one from Cho Dene. Because my granddad
Speaker 2: was a wrestler, lived to the ripe old age of
Speaker 2: ninety nine years young. Do you know what? I was
Speaker 2: in a bubble on Friday night and there was a family.
Speaker 2: You could tell it was like a couple of generations,
Speaker 2: and so I happened to say to someone because they
Speaker 2: were getting some drinks for the family. Is that your
Speaker 2: grand or something? They were celebrating one hundred and fourth Wow,
Speaker 2: oh wow. She was in the pub. She was in
Speaker 2: the pub. She had a schooner. She had a schooner.
Speaker 2: They were trying to get to chug it. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think get one hundred and four
Speaker 2: year olds to chug it. I don't think that that's
Speaker 2: what they're meant to. They can do that anyway. This
Speaker 2: amazing guy left to ninety nine years young. He was
Speaker 2: very fit and active. Man, still swam daily and went
Speaker 2: to the gym right up until the age of ninety four,
Speaker 2: still getting his gym work out the age of ninety four.
Speaker 2: He also had the ability to bend nails and tear
Speaker 2: old telephone books in half. It's been featured in many
Speaker 2: newspapers showing his herculean strength. Is not such an old timing.
Speaker 2: It is herculean strength. You don't say that anymore. Do
Speaker 2: you say someone's jacked or rich, they've got gains, but
Speaker 2: herculean strength. I'm looking at the photos of attached to
Speaker 2: an amazing man. There's one to hear of him actually
Speaker 2: clearly bending and now headline schoolboy snaps now for fun,
Speaker 2: that's how strong was. And then several ones here like
Speaker 2: a proper big old they're all in black and white
Speaker 2: of him tearing the big old phone books that we
Speaker 2: used to know so well in half. I remember as
Speaker 2: a kid when you should see a strong man on
Speaker 2: TV and they would tear that phone booking off. I
Speaker 2: remember being blown away. I wonder if someone could tear
Speaker 2: a phone book in half? Now?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Have you got to have massive like forearms like and
Speaker 2: it's that kind of energy that you're put through your wrists.
Speaker 4: The hard thing will be finding a phone finding one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, do you remember phone books used to be
Speaker 2: a really big thing. We're looking for your mate's phone
Speaker 2: numbers and stuff like that. I remember, let's just find
Speaker 2: out run. Does anyone still have any old phone works?
Speaker 4: White pages, yellow pasts? Do you still have one?
Speaker 2: Just white pages still exists? Can you? I think you
Speaker 2: can call up and ask for it now, just actually
Speaker 2: still exist.
Speaker 6: It's still online, of course, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't think the physical interesting question. If you are
Speaker 4: someone who's like in an older generation, doesn't use the internet,
Speaker 4: could you call them up and say I still want
Speaker 4: my White Pages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so has anyone got any old phone books? And
Speaker 2: do you only think you could tear one in half?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Asking the sworning do you have any old phone books?
Speaker 2: Do you remember phone books? The reason why I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get hold of Summer is then to see if
Speaker 2: we can find a listener who is strong enough the
Speaker 2: old school strong arm, and to tear one in half.
Speaker 2: Just an email from Cassano, she said, I it's funny
Speaker 2: you mentioned that yesterday. I actually went through my copy
Speaker 2: of White Pages to look something up. So white Page
Speaker 2: is that business?
Speaker 4: No, My memory is Yellow Pages was business. White Pages
Speaker 4: was residential, because I remember my parents complaining anytime they
Speaker 4: got a call, a call center type call, they would
Speaker 4: start mumbling after they hung up the phone, like I
Speaker 4: gotta get ring ring the White Pages and get our
Speaker 4: number unlisted.
Speaker 2: Yes, my dad paid to have it removed. You had
Speaker 2: to pay it, you know, like we were show business
Speaker 2: or he got like and obviously these days you get
Speaker 2: a lot of these kind of strange course, don't think
Speaker 2: he's bot's calling you. Maybe one or two a year,
Speaker 2: maybe one or two we got from someone trying to
Speaker 2: sell something he paid to be extrarected. I remember saying
Speaker 2: to my mum, I was already up sex was fifteenth
Speaker 2: at the time, pat teenage boy, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this could affect my love life. All the ladies struck
Speaker 2: out of me, all the ladies and now my ex directory.
Speaker 2: I can't make it any harder for them. I can't
Speaker 2: make it any harder.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't mean just take us too far
Speaker 4: off course from phone books, but you reminded me. I
Speaker 4: went to dinner at my parents' house last night. My
Speaker 4: dad is currently stringing a scammer along and keeps emailing
Speaker 4: back to them and having a conversation with what has
Speaker 4: just been coming on for He says for weeks. He's
Speaker 4: retired this year, so he's got heaps of free time.
Speaker 2: Your dad is the scam buster.
Speaker 4: The scammer wants him to send three hundred dollars for
Speaker 4: some unpaid not real fine, and Dad said, oh, this
Speaker 4: is great news because I've just come into five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Cash that I keep scamming the scambo.
Speaker 4: He's saying, I've got more money. So the scammer's saying.
Speaker 2: Can you get hold of all the correspondents and bring
Speaker 2: it on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 4: It ended up with the scammer was calling from Ohio
Speaker 4: and my dad said, I'm going to be in Ohio
Speaker 4: next week and I can I can deliver the money
Speaker 4: to you in person.
Speaker 2: SUSA Baron Cohen construction a whacking Phoenix movie idea. Do
Speaker 2: you have a phone book? Good morning, Calvin, Good morning
Speaker 2: Christian team.
Speaker 10: How are you going?
Speaker 2: We're going to welcome to the show. So what can
Speaker 2: you tell us about phone books?
Speaker 10: Okay? So I actually worked for the company that produces them.
Speaker 10: Last year. Last year six.
Speaker 4: Point five million copies of Yellow Pages were actually delivered
Speaker 4: around Australia six.
Speaker 2: And a half million. Have any of us got one?
Speaker 9: So you can actually ring up and order them.
Speaker 10: It's it's mainly regional people and older people who get
Speaker 10: the book delivered.
Speaker 2: In other words, every single three aw audience. That's how
Speaker 2: the Mitchell absolutely miserable old kit.
Speaker 4: I'm shocked at that, Calvin.
Speaker 2: That is huge, six and a half million copies correct?
Speaker 2: So Yellow Pages is business, yes, it is.
Speaker 10: Although White Pages also obviously has business listenings in there.
Speaker 2: Gotcha? All right? You can we order? Are we have
Speaker 2: to order one now? For the show. Can we have one?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so you've got to You've got to go to
Speaker 10: Thrive Australia dot com dot au and you can order
Speaker 10: it online.
Speaker 2: Get going and work today, Calvin, you can get one
Speaker 2: and sticking to your post, Calvin.
Speaker 4: If people can order them online, why do they need
Speaker 4: the yellow page?
Speaker 2: Don't be food by those old timers.
Speaker 10: It's one of the mysteries of the world.
Speaker 2: What can we say it is? It is one of
Speaker 2: the great unsort mysteries. All right, Calvin, thank you very much, youkilm.
Speaker 10: I have a good day.
Speaker 3: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Time it out for funny business. We fell into this
Speaker 2: last week on the show after I saw a fan
Speaker 2: next to me some kind of key business and the
Speaker 2: name of the business on the fan was Goldie Locks.
Speaker 2: So I'm now looking every week for your funny business names,
Speaker 2: any funny, smart, unusual business names. Once we loved last
Speaker 2: week Spruce Sprinkling goes into a Hall of fame. Spruce
Speaker 2: Sprinkling right here in Melbourne. Also walk right in Frying Nemo,
Speaker 2: so far so good, Abra Cababra and the poo Fighters
Speaker 2: all right. Brand new ones that have come in the
Speaker 2: last seven days, not too fast, not too furious, driving
Speaker 2: school right. That is a really really good one. Love
Speaker 2: that lawn and order landscaping even better. Seriously that in
Speaker 2: fact that has to be. That's a hall of famous,
Speaker 2: Hall of fame. Lawn and Order landscaping is genius. That
Speaker 2: is so good, Jay, Thank you very much for that. Christian.
Speaker 2: There used to be a fried chicken shop in Queensland
Speaker 2: on a roundabout called Roundabout Chicken Tyme. That's why I
Speaker 2: think it's no longer else. Thank you very much, Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Christian and we listened to a show in Perth. Here
Speaker 2: we we got to for you. We have a vegan
Speaker 2: shop called hear us Raw where the raw is obviously
Speaker 2: are a w and a strange combo of barbershop and
Speaker 2: a cafe short blackened sides. That's cool, that's very very good.
Speaker 2: We'd like that all right, funny business. What have you got?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to one of you who's actually
Speaker 2: gone online to alter me the phone book in my
Speaker 2: name to the address here. Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: doing that. To order two apparently, one from Melbourne and
Speaker 2: one for inner city North as well, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for doing that. It's very kind of you. All right.
Speaker 2: Funny Business our new weekly search all over Australia, and
Speaker 2: in fact another one here that's come from Milwaukee all
Speaker 2: over the world. Now funny your unusual business names. Christian,
Speaker 2: listen to a podcast I'm in the Milwaukee. We've got
Speaker 2: a baker's here called Baking You Crazy. And I love
Speaker 2: this one vinyl shop for old vinyl vinyl resting place.
Speaker 2: Even taken photos of both of those of us as well.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Terry Christian. There's a puppy training
Speaker 2: school in Mornington called Sit Happens. Yeah, that's very good.
Speaker 2: Sit Happens is Great's without that one, Christian. There's a
Speaker 2: greengrossers in w A called Elvis Parsley and Great great Land.
Speaker 2: Elvis Parsley and great Land. That is very good, thank you,
Speaker 2: Richard Christian. There's a tree lopping business that I've used.
Speaker 2: It's called tree Amigos and it's three Irish guys. That
Speaker 2: that is genius. That is so good. Tree Amigos and
Speaker 2: it's three Irish guys deserves that's great. Christian. In port Headland, WA,
Speaker 2: there's a lawnmowing company called up your grass garden maintenance.
Speaker 2: That comes from Jody Christian funny business in Berwick. We
Speaker 2: have a cafe called Tickle My Pickle. I love the
Speaker 2: phrase tickle my pickle. That's great. Let's go to Let's
Speaker 2: get a Matt here. Matt, good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: Here you going, I'm good Matt. Have you well this morning?
Speaker 2: What a funny business have you've got for us?
Speaker 7: Well, one of the best I've ever seen is a
Speaker 7: locksmissing Craigieburn and it calls himself Shawlock Holmes. So he's
Speaker 7: got the show as s u R.
Speaker 2: You've got to explain that to a lot of people
Speaker 2: because this thing is like sure that this is going
Speaker 2: to stay locked? Confidence guarantee, isn't it. You've got to
Speaker 2: really explain that. Sherlock Holmes reference to a lot. That's tough. Matt,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. You have a good day. Thank
Speaker 2: you you too, Gary, come on him, good morning mate,
Speaker 2: there are I'm good Gary. Thanks calling the show. And
Speaker 2: what funny business have you seen?
Speaker 10: I've got a carpel for you right name. There's septic
Speaker 10: tank planing businesses. There used to be one day in
Speaker 10: the Mornington Financia called blow Fly Bob.
Speaker 4: It's like an off Breton Louis the Fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 10: Well we'll rowling another one who used to be up
Speaker 10: in the Marin India show.
Speaker 11: That's a little bit of English.
Speaker 10: Royal he might It was called Henry the Third.
Speaker 2: Henry the Turd is a great one. You'd remember that
Speaker 2: business name. That is memorable. Very good Gary, thank you
Speaker 2: may much. Have a good day. Thank you never, good
Speaker 2: morning guys.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2: Dev And what have you seen?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: I saw a picture of a septic tank track and
Speaker 3: it was finding out block a school bus.
Speaker 9: And the sign on the side, I said, the stool bus.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that deserves us the effort you've gone through for that.
Speaker 2: That's an idea after a few beers, isn't Let's let's
Speaker 2: definitely do this is incredible, nevill thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that one. We'll send you prize.
Speaker 7: Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Ber.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carls Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We are trying to settle once and for all who
Speaker 2: is the ultimate trade.
Speaker 13: When trade is go to war, only one can rule
Speaker 13: them all. Ship be's Pritty's head to here. Who's the
Speaker 13: sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash, he's
Speaker 13: cancer feef for breakfast trade, he's time.
Speaker 2: Codie's won, You're fined. Four couple weeks ago, we had
Speaker 2: so many calls it went over a couple of days.
Speaker 2: It was like civil war on building sites and renovations
Speaker 2: all over the city. Who was the hardest work in
Speaker 2: the smartest work in trade? All hanging crap on each other.
Speaker 2: So we thought we'd set up our own games, settle
Speaker 2: this once and for aus. By Friday we'll find out
Speaker 2: who is the king of all trades and wins five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars thanks to Sutton Tools. Yesterday we had eight
Speaker 2: tradees all taking each other on. Eight became four and
Speaker 2: tomorrow it's a team event. It is trailer parking. They've
Speaker 2: got to work together in teams of two, the semi
Speaker 2: finalists and then on Friday, the winning team they will
Speaker 2: take each other on. Sport is full of these great
Speaker 2: friendships have become great rivalries. No different rich trading games.
Speaker 2: So here's what happened yesterday. Yesterday Jack remind us what
Speaker 2: was the event yesterday?
Speaker 4: The copy run. So we're recreating this Smoko. Your trade
Speaker 4: has to go out and get copy copies for the
Speaker 4: whole site. Each runner had a hundred meters ahead of him,
Speaker 4: eight coffees in their hands. Whoever made it to the
Speaker 4: end first and filled up at least half their bucket
Speaker 4: with liquid, we're the winner.
Speaker 2: All right, here's what happens. Wait, all right? Where off?
Speaker 4: John the quiet brickie is powering ahead.
Speaker 14: Oh, I'm just running some signage. Sylvia's a close second.
Speaker 14: John is powering ahead. The bricklay is flying.
Speaker 2: Jay's barely walking. It's like the man versus pig race.
Speaker 2: Silv our chippy right at the end, stole it. He's
Speaker 2: our first.
Speaker 14: Congratulations John the brickey second place.
Speaker 2: Second race coming up next. We're off and waddling.
Speaker 13: The playgrounding store has flown.
Speaker 2: At this coffee fly everywhere, and he's way ahead. It's
Speaker 2: a very tight racer. Second, it's an incredibly tight racer.
Speaker 13: Second, but first he's the playgrounding store.
Speaker 14: The plumber has coming second. So congratulations to the playgrounding
Speaker 14: stall and the plumber who nabbed second place platelate.
Speaker 2: All right, so tomorrow we're back to the Sutton Tool Stadium,
Speaker 2: a car park in Thomastown. The Sutton Tool Stadium were
Speaker 2: in team one, Seal the fifty four year old and John,
Speaker 2: the twenty eight year old brick layer must work together.
Speaker 2: One will be reversing the traille, the other one will
Speaker 2: be the spotter. They'll be taken on. Jaden the twenty
Speaker 2: six year old. He's all the swag at this guy's
Speaker 2: and the playground installer. Go figure. We didn't know what
Speaker 2: they were. We could go now. This guy's a hot
Speaker 2: favorite and he's with Jason, another old Wiley campaigner, fifty
Speaker 2: one year old plumber. So that's tomorrow before tomorrow. Though,
Speaker 2: to make this as hard as possible, because it's the
Speaker 2: semifinal and there's five thousand dollars up for grabs, it's
Speaker 2: got to be tough. They reverse stuff day in, day out.
Speaker 2: They're good at that, but what are they like under pressure.
Speaker 2: We're going to have traffic cones to make it a
Speaker 2: very very very narrow l shape, reverse and park. On
Speaker 2: top of all the traffic cones that are going to
Speaker 2: be crowded together. Lining each side are going to be
Speaker 2: glass vases, china bowls. Any nudging, you're gonna hear breakages.
Speaker 4: And if we hear smash, that's not good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a time penalty for all the smashes. So
Speaker 2: we need something to smash. That's what we need this morning.
Speaker 2: So we're looking for old china.
Speaker 4: Glassware, anything you got around the house to go that
Speaker 4: would sound good smashing against concrete.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine one four one four three. Because we've all
Speaker 2: got part of that stuff in the garage stuff. Put
Speaker 2: that with the stuff that would so good smashed against common.
Speaker 4: It might be stuff that you were about to take
Speaker 4: to the Selbos and donate last weekend Marks would take
Speaker 4: Mark clates, we would take plates again.
Speaker 2: Anything that would sound good smashed against concrete. That's what
Speaker 2: we're looking for now. That's our shopping list. And if
Speaker 2: anyone has an old phone book as well. Nine one
Speaker 2: o four three. That's all we need today. Thank you.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So trading games all this week on the show. That's
Speaker 2: who Sudden Tools, happing Ossies build for over one hundred years,
Speaker 2: Trill the Aussy Way Trill was Sudden Tools. So tomorrow
Speaker 2: semi final the four winning tradees from yesterday. I've been
Speaker 2: putting too two teams, a driver, a reverser of the
Speaker 2: trailer into a very very tight spot with glassware either side.
Speaker 2: Every breakage is it's a time penalty. Team one will
Speaker 2: be these two. You've got the Chippy and the brick layer.
Speaker 9: Hey, Christian, still the Chippy here, still buzzing from my
Speaker 9: glorious win. Christian. I heard a rumor where are reversing
Speaker 9: trailers on Wednesday? That shouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 11: Been doing the trailers, the boats, the caravans, singing or
Speaker 11: axle tenam, excel, you name it, I've done so.
Speaker 9: I think the chippies are going to rule again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting a bit of Excel talk on the show today.
Speaker 2: Shout out axles. So we've got the veterans sealed the
Speaker 2: fifty Royal Chippy with the young guy, John, the twenty
Speaker 2: eight year old brick layer.
Speaker 15: Hi, Christian, it's John the brickey. Soko made it through
Speaker 15: to the semi final. Looking forward to the reverse parking challenge.
Speaker 15: I've got a tandem axle trailer are used every day,
Speaker 15: so I reckon, I'll nail this. See you Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It's hard called axle chat today on the show. Can
Speaker 2: we continue this right? They're taking on this team. You've
Speaker 2: got Jaden, the very confident twenty six year old playground installery.
Speaker 16: Chris Ern and Jayden here the playground in Sallar. This Wednesday,
Speaker 16: we got the trailer averse nasty gold in the best
Speaker 16: because I've got an eighty meter long street and have
Speaker 16: to reverse it down to get it into my driveway
Speaker 16: every day.
Speaker 2: So bring on Wednesday. Whatever I see.
Speaker 4: Eighty meters every day.
Speaker 2: He's got another wily old vet, fifty one year old plumber, Jason.
Speaker 8: Hey, Christian, that's Jason here, the plumber. I heard on
Speaker 8: the grapevine Christian that we are going to be utilizing
Speaker 8: trailers on Wednesday. That should be right up my alley.
Speaker 8: We're always backing down tight tight streets and Brunswick and
Speaker 8: in courts and everywhere, so trailer backing in is my repertoire.
Speaker 8: So bring on Wednesday, and I'm doing it for the
Speaker 8: plumbers of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow. So we need your glass wear,
Speaker 2: any old china that we can put on top of
Speaker 2: these traffic cones and heat on they dink it in
Speaker 2: any slight way. There'll be a Smash Trady game seven
Speaker 2: thirty tomorrow next semifinal.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jat's got an amazing story I would file this under
Speaker 2: extreme huffing. We've all done something in a hulf.
Speaker 4: We get into huffs. Everybody gets into huffs.
Speaker 2: But this is something you need to do, something to
Speaker 2: just charge the huffing energy, you know, to break up
Speaker 2: the huff that you're in. You're both in. Everyone has
Speaker 2: a different way to process it.
Speaker 4: But get this, this will be hard to beat. My
Speaker 4: friend has an argument with his partner and leaves the house.
Speaker 4: Wants to cool off after he's hulf, so he goes
Speaker 4: through a drive ends up driving to Sydney from Melbourne.
Speaker 4: From Melbourne, ends up driving to Sydney. By that time,
Speaker 4: his huff is cooled a bit.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: He goes through a Maca's drive through and then comes
Speaker 4: back to Melbourne. One big round.
Speaker 2: Tripleven or twelve hours? Easy?
Speaker 4: Isn't it more ten hours to Sydney one way?
Speaker 2: Of course, it's about twenty hour. That's a day half
Speaker 2: a long half.
Speaker 4: That's a very long half.
Speaker 2: You must have done stuff in a half, pat Sy,
Speaker 2: I've gone shopping once and a half that we didn't
Speaker 2: even need to go shopping. I just went to huff
Speaker 2: around the suit upermarket.
Speaker 4: But at least that's a helpful huff.
Speaker 2: They're not angry shop and only came up with three bits.
Speaker 2: Actually my brain wasn't working right Kitlin, What have you
Speaker 2: done in a half?
Speaker 6: I drove to Geelong and.
Speaker 2: Just took off, just took off.
Speaker 17: Yep.
Speaker 4: I had a fight and I got in the car
Speaker 4: and I just drove to Geelong.
Speaker 2: What did you do in Geelong? Just half around?
Speaker 4: I washed my car.
Speaker 2: And walked along there. It's awful because at some point
Speaker 2: the half goes, but you're so committed you don'tant to
Speaker 2: look foolish to you like, I know, she's just a
Speaker 2: really nice day. Actually used to hang out by myself,
Speaker 2: you know. It was that the half, wasn't it? What?
Speaker 2: It wasn't doing it in a half? All right? So
Speaker 2: we want to know what did you do in a half?
Speaker 2: This morning?
Speaker 3: We all do this well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Asking you what did you do in a half? Track's
Speaker 2: friend drove to Sydney. Didn't need to just after a
Speaker 2: big argument, trying cool down. Obviously cool down probably about
Speaker 2: the first hour. It's road. But once you're on that highway, committed,
Speaker 2: committed to a pointless gesture and then I had a
Speaker 2: Maca's there and then drove the long, long, long drive back,
Speaker 2: probably in a half by with your sound by the
Speaker 2: end of it, I particier Kately as well, drove in
Speaker 2: a half all the way to a long and spent
Speaker 2: the day there. So what have you done in a half?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three Matt, good morning,
Speaker 2: Hey go mate, I'm good Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 2: what did you do in a half?
Speaker 12: I had a really bad day at work, got home,
Speaker 12: partner was carrying on at me.
Speaker 9: So I went out to the garage where I normally
Speaker 9: spend a lot.
Speaker 2: Of my time, and I bought a car from the garage.
Speaker 7: From the garage, I was sitting on my phone. I
Speaker 7: was on Evy and I just bought a car.
Speaker 8: What did you get?
Speaker 10: I bought an EO V E Wagon And reason I bought.
Speaker 4: It was I liked the wheels side unseen So you
Speaker 4: didn't even you hadn't visited it earlier on No.
Speaker 7: Just literally, I just do it impulse fires.
Speaker 10: I've got ten cars as we speak, and I was like,
Speaker 10: I want another car, so I brought one post by.
Speaker 2: Maybe you know a pair of shoes or trainers or
Speaker 2: so the car did? You can get cars on eBay, yeah.
Speaker 9: Here you boy, whatever you want almost yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 2: That from a garage where he spends a lot of time. Okay,
Speaker 2: that isn't amazing, that's extreme mohing is it? The governor
Speaker 2: order a brand new car and a half. Matt, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You killed me. I have a good day,
Speaker 2: No problems you too, John Goes, Hey Johnny, what did
Speaker 2: you do in a half? Then? John?
Speaker 7: In a half? I had a bit of a dispute
Speaker 7: with the missus. I went to the airport and food cans.
Speaker 2: This is why Canes is so popular. It's lots of
Speaker 2: people husbands, wives or by themselves. I should have said
Speaker 2: this and should have said.
Speaker 4: Beautiful place for a half.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, they should make it part of the tourism
Speaker 2: strap line.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's the best place in Australian mates.
Speaker 2: Great, yeah, beautiful of that. So you you flew up
Speaker 2: in a half, had some time there? What did How
Speaker 2: long were you there?
Speaker 12: For?
Speaker 7: Nine years?
Speaker 2: It's a big old half, that wasn't it?
Speaker 7: The half aday? Last of the juration of the flight.
Speaker 7: And then I got over and telling love of cans,
Speaker 7: got a job.
Speaker 2: To start a new life up there.
Speaker 7: All from a half basically.
Speaker 4: And were you still with you? Do you remain with
Speaker 4: your partner?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: We we're best friends still, this is our fifteen years later,
Speaker 7: we're still good mates. So it all worked out well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what happened with the relationship after you decided
Speaker 2: to stay out there and get a job? Do you
Speaker 2: still see her?
Speaker 7: Or a long distance mope?
Speaker 4: So you got off the plane, the huff's cooled down,
Speaker 4: you're feeling better. Before you decide to go back home
Speaker 4: and see your partner again. You apply for a job and.
Speaker 2: Job at the airport, you know, with someone high. Do
Speaker 2: you need a job yet? Actually?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: Just the atmosphere in the last stole up there? I
Speaker 7: just went, you know what, why not.
Speaker 4: Absolutely explain it like that's a very.
Speaker 2: Simple way to meet your life? Almost zenlight? Really well?
Speaker 2: Put to John, thank you very much to give us
Speaker 2: a call. All right, what have you done on a huff? Two? Amazing? Course,
Speaker 2: went to Cans, stayed at the nine years and brought
Speaker 2: half from the carriage.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'd like to think every day you learn something new.
Speaker 2: What well, if we learned the show today is that
Speaker 2: because only dudes have called into the reply to the question,
Speaker 2: what have you done in a huff? Men? Huff?
Speaker 4: Men half? Maybe women don't have it.
Speaker 2: Yes, we huff. Even the Merry and Webster Online Dictionary
Speaker 2: definition gives female examples, obviously written by dude. There's no
Speaker 2: men in there that we're only hearing about what you
Speaker 2: did in a half, from guys flying to cans, buying
Speaker 2: cars on the phone on eBay or in a huff?
Speaker 2: Do you think men huff?
Speaker 5: Moore pats Ah, Yeah, probably My huffs are very short lived.
Speaker 5: I reckon, I've like driven around the block and then
Speaker 5: just lost patience, so gone home again.
Speaker 2: I think it's more a volcanic eruption. Is how my
Speaker 2: wife processes stuff. And then I'm the one that sort
Speaker 2: of scolding months on the hot laughter. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to Ben and good morning Ben, Good morning Ben.
Speaker 2: What do you do in a huff? Who was a
Speaker 2: huff with?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 10: Okay, so I was eighteen, living at home, had a
Speaker 10: huff with my mother. I don't even remember what it
Speaker 10: was about.
Speaker 2: The worst huffs to get into.
Speaker 10: My mother huff. Yeah, so I don't remember what it
Speaker 10: was about, but I thought, okay, well, you know, maybe
Speaker 10: I'll just have a little walk around. This is up
Speaker 10: in Tath, Gippsland. I thought, okay, I'll walk around and
Speaker 10: I hang out with the horse and the dog calm down.
Speaker 10: And she said, I've got people coming over on you
Speaker 10: sulking around. So I was like, fine, I go somewhere else.
Speaker 10: So I was what So I just immediately went for
Speaker 10: a walk. I'm wearing my I got my single and
Speaker 10: my shorts and songs on, nothing else. It's about seven
Speaker 10: o'clock the day I save him, so it's still bright
Speaker 10: and I just walked. I thought, all right, I'll just
Speaker 10: walk out to like, you know, pass the drive on.
Speaker 10: You know, we'll get to the road and then we'll
Speaker 10: turn around and all be good. But when I got there,
Speaker 10: I was like, I'm still angry. So I thought, hey,
Speaker 10: I can't say on the radio. I thought, all right,
Speaker 10: well we'll just keep walking then, so I kept walking.
Speaker 10: I walked to I walked to the next town. I
Speaker 10: was in Langling.
Speaker 2: So I walked in.
Speaker 10: Niora, which I would later find out as twelve k away.
Speaker 2: I thought, you pilgrimage or something, the country ailing the
Speaker 2: sick looking for Oh yeah.
Speaker 10: It was a lot of self reflection or just exhaustion.
Speaker 10: I don't know anyway, how long was your round trip? Yeah,
Speaker 10: so I walked at about seven and I think I
Speaker 10: got back about ten or ten thirty. Now, I'll just
Speaker 10: remind you there's no foot passa or anything sort of
Speaker 10: road and bush right there anyway there anyways, when I
Speaker 10: got when I got to the next town, it was
Speaker 10: done to get dark, and I was thinking, oh, I'm
Speaker 10: going to get back home. I anyway ended up getting
Speaker 10: pitch black and cold, and I didn't have anything on
Speaker 10: me right, uh, So I pretty much had to rely
Speaker 10: on the lights of passing cars and the sense of
Speaker 10: a dead animal that I had walked. No, No, it
Speaker 10: was awesome, I felt. I thought it was the coolest thing.
Speaker 10: Like I was getting back and I'm like, oh, geez,
Speaker 10: how much longer I can't see anything? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 10: it stinks. I'm like, wait a minute, that's the same
Speaker 10: stink that's stunk before I'm getting closer to home. So
Speaker 10: I got home and we both didn't really have anything
Speaker 10: to say. I was just she was just like you
Speaker 10: might want to have a shower, because I looked down
Speaker 10: and like everything all over.
Speaker 2: Like moccass.
Speaker 10: Horbably at the back of my shoulder was numb as well,
Speaker 10: and the cold was just awful.
Speaker 2: Sorry thing, that's great. It's like Cormat McCarthy's the Road.
Speaker 2: There's never ending road of trials. Amazing stuff the Revenant
Speaker 2: as well, at times hopefully.
Speaker 3: Not any boy.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much your epic story.
Speaker 10: Never been so glad to smell a dead animal.
Speaker 2: A great way to leave it, Sir Ben, we're centerprise
Speaker 2: britted storytelling. No, yeah, we have to go. I reckon
Speaker 2: week is midday with Ben. It felt like we were
Speaker 2: getting that story at real time.
Speaker 4: Is Our producer actually came in and said, start with
Speaker 4: Ben because he's.
Speaker 2: A quick one. I'm nervous about to go to these others.
Speaker 2: This is canceling plans. It's never ending breakfast show. Let's
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So eight days ago, my oldest daughter Ruby turned at eighteen,
Speaker 2: and these last eight days there's been some bumpy stuff
Speaker 2: going on. It's like we're in an asteroid belt and
Speaker 2: we being pouted by some big old rocks. At the moment,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of well, I'm an adult now, so
Speaker 2: you can't tell me what to do. We had the
Speaker 2: tattoo last week. She's past her driving test. She's got
Speaker 2: her independence, she's got her wheels. She is good to
Speaker 2: go at the moment. She's primed. Yesterday I tried to
Speaker 2: have a sort of an easy conversation because this weekend
Speaker 2: she's got a joint birthday party at a venue that
Speaker 2: is not her house. We're not stupid with her best mate.
Speaker 2: They've got a joint birthday are And I said, look,
Speaker 2: she doesn't want my wife and I had to come along,
Speaker 2: even for a drink, right, I.
Speaker 4: Said, look around so ungrateful, by the way, but that's
Speaker 4: this being eighteen. No, I remember in my eighteenth and
Speaker 4: ive your parents there? Yeah, and all the eighteenth I
Speaker 4: went to I remember.
Speaker 2: Drink, right, just a drink? How do I stay in? Like,
Speaker 2: you know, throw shade over. It's just like you just
Speaker 2: want to come along for a drink to sort of
Speaker 2: say happy birthday and we get out there.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's too much to us.
Speaker 2: No, So I say to her, hey, listen, you know
Speaker 2: I've been asking around quite a few parents. They just
Speaker 2: come along for a drink. She went, Oh, it'd be
Speaker 2: really odd if you were there, Like, how would it
Speaker 2: be odd? Ruby? Who is that guy over there? That's
Speaker 2: my dad. Oh my god, that's so odd on your
Speaker 2: eighteenth The guy paying for all this, he's here. Do
Speaker 2: we get security? Yeah? Your father, Your father's here in
Speaker 2: the building. Who's a woman with him? That's my mom?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. This is so odd on your celebrating.
Speaker 4: When you're celebrating your milestone, your parents want to come
Speaker 4: and crash it.
Speaker 6: See I didn't have mine. There's no business for parents
Speaker 6: to be there though. You don't need to be there
Speaker 6: getting in the way.
Speaker 2: This is what Ruby said.
Speaker 17: Thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ruby said, you'd be getting in the way. Odd,
Speaker 2: I said, But we've got to be around. We're nearby anyway,
Speaker 2: just in case anything happens, you know, like about SWAT team.
Speaker 4: Were just sitting helping the car like an staycout.
Speaker 2: But basically just said, take a book or two. What
Speaker 2: a lovely fun Saturday night. That so excell For my
Speaker 2: daughter's eighteenth sat reading a book on Saturday night in
Speaker 2: paran Oh, that would be really nice. I can't wait
Speaker 2: for that Saturday night. Well I just hear like breaking
Speaker 2: glasses and happy birthday. We'll be Why shame with parents
Speaker 2: aren't here. She hates her parents so perhaps you you're
Speaker 2: with Ruby, you know Sarah's like you. Well, no, Sarah's
Speaker 2: just said, well, we're going to be there anyway. Wait,
Speaker 2: we can't well we can't have that scene. We can't
Speaker 2: have that scene. Ruby said, no, no, no. When I
Speaker 2: get there, we've got to rearrange some of the tables,
Speaker 2: and that's the job for your mom and I. We
Speaker 2: can do that, rearrange a few tables, have a quick
Speaker 2: drink and go. She said, no, so you you don't
Speaker 2: think we should go? No, I don't respect her wishes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just don't think you've got it.
Speaker 10: You don't need to.
Speaker 6: You've got no business being there.
Speaker 4: I have eighteenth.
Speaker 2: In disguise one of the manage people.
Speaker 4: That's one of the kids.
Speaker 2: It's mister Harris, the English teacher. Did you recognize me
Speaker 2: there a couple of years ago.
Speaker 6: That's Besty. You've got no business being there.
Speaker 5: I have business should be doing a speed No, leave
Speaker 5: them to say, oh go down.
Speaker 2: Ready, Well, not only am I not allow you? Just
Speaker 2: get the microphone on. Here's a speech and a PowerPoint
Speaker 2: that I put together. Your life in eighteen slights.
Speaker 6: No, she's an adult. Now let her have an adult party.
Speaker 2: Then an adult, pay for it. Do you know I've
Speaker 2: got to go there to pay for it? So I
Speaker 2: literally go and leave, get out. Yep, I guys got
Speaker 2: the image of the bouncies. Throw me out to a
Speaker 2: side of it, don't come back, sit in the car,
Speaker 2: car reade your book loser.
Speaker 3: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Had his daughter turn eighteen eight days ago, and it's
Speaker 2: our joint birthday party this Saturday. My wife and I
Speaker 2: thought it might be nice to go along. Yes, ten
Speaker 2: twenty minutes, have a drink, said cheers, and off we go.
Speaker 2: Now turn up, pay for it and then get the
Speaker 2: hell out of their dad. I tried to have just
Speaker 2: a private chat with her yesterday, you know, just saying, hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, it's the norm. We don't want to
Speaker 2: ruin your night. It's not for us to hang there.
Speaker 2: It's not about this about you and your friends. But
Speaker 2: you know, I think other parents do this where they
Speaker 2: were just there for a bit like half an hour.
Speaker 2: And also we're a nice hang there we go so anyway,
Speaker 2: so Jack is saying, you know, absolutely should we got
Speaker 2: Patsy's the other way We've got Patsy said no business
Speaker 2: being there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, Mine went at mine.
Speaker 2: Jessica, Oh, parent's definitely Musco.
Speaker 17: I had a mealer with my mum and then she
Speaker 17: drove out of this into the city of Melbourne and
Speaker 17: went to a nightclub with us and we all had
Speaker 17: a brilliant time and she took us all home and it.
Speaker 10: Was probably the best night I can remember.
Speaker 17: Definitely, stay and enjoy.
Speaker 2: It, Jessica. If I play this with my daughter, it
Speaker 2: feels like I've written a speech. None of this sounds believable.
Speaker 2: On my side of this sounds like report no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she needs.
Speaker 10: To sort herself out.
Speaker 8: You're important in her life.
Speaker 9: And she needs to have fun and enjoy.
Speaker 2: It with you.
Speaker 4: Still sounds like you're from the stope.
Speaker 2: That's to try it where Jessica. Also, it was a
Speaker 2: line you missed off when I said it to you yesterday. Uh, Stephanie,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 17: Well, I had both of my parents there and for
Speaker 17: my twenty first as well, and that's the only time
Speaker 17: they've been in the same room together.
Speaker 2: They're divorced.
Speaker 10: My mum was too emotional to make a speech, so
Speaker 10: she got my drunk uncle to actually make that one.
Speaker 2: Well, he's like a sort of Switzerland like an independent
Speaker 2: family member to a drunk uncle. Worse.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, he called me his favorite niece when you
Speaker 10: know seventeen other cousins were in the room. So that
Speaker 10: was that was fun.
Speaker 2: Always slightly a creepy badge of one of the old
Speaker 2: favorite niece from a drunk unkle as well, stay even
Speaker 2: as a threat maybe threat that is. This isn't helping whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I'm going further into the wheat guys.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Anyone knows any good size streets that I can just
Speaker 2: spend Saturday night into the cart reading that book in
Speaker 2: Paran or winsor please please let me know. The darker
Speaker 2: and dinger the better, really for our funk Saturday night
Speaker 2: met my wife eighteen year old daughter celebrates their eighteen party.
Speaker 2: Were paying for that?
Speaker 4: We are banned from You know what you can do?
Speaker 4: Have you been introduced to chap Laps yet? Sorry chap Laps?
Speaker 4: Would you just drive up and down Chapel Street.
Speaker 2: I'll just rev in the old car, harding the toyo
Speaker 2: to cougar. I've not seen any of the Clugars in
Speaker 2: the fasts movies with band Oh it was great bootspace.
Speaker 2: This is really good economical as well on the few guys.
Speaker 2: All right, so yeah, it is my eight now eighteen
Speaker 2: year old daughter. She turned eighteen eight days ago and
Speaker 2: it's her birthday party this week, a joint. We're the
Speaker 2: best friends. She's told my wife and I that would
Speaker 2: be odd if we were there. We do have to
Speaker 2: go to pay for it, and then we're told to go.
Speaker 2: I tried to just talk about it. Yes, I said,
Speaker 2: look at just a half an hour of a drink,
Speaker 2: say cheers, you know, buy you and your friends drink
Speaker 2: and then we'll go, you know, and so small. I
Speaker 2: want to know were your parents at your eighteenth Jack
Speaker 2: is the saying to me, like we really, it'd be
Speaker 2: nice for us to be there.
Speaker 4: I have good fond memories of my parents been in
Speaker 4: my eighteenth and every eighteenth we went to people's parents
Speaker 4: were there, and it's a fun novelty to have a
Speaker 4: few drinks and talk to somebody's dad and say, I
Speaker 4: guess what I'm mates now with Rio's dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't take some merch and on and have
Speaker 2: a little signing table and stuff like that. Q and
Speaker 2: A for an hour and Patsy's saying we've got no
Speaker 2: business being there. Rio said, a call in whinning with someone,
Speaker 2: what do they say about pats.
Speaker 4: She's merely asking the question Patsy, because you're against it.
Speaker 4: Of course, what if it was already's eighteenth?
Speaker 5: And she said, no, no, I know, I know, after
Speaker 5: what I went on about the books yesterday, I know,
Speaker 5: but I think there's no No, I think there's a
Speaker 5: rite of passage once they're eighteen.
Speaker 4: Do you have to back off, break the door down
Speaker 4: to eighteen?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I won't, No, I.
Speaker 2: Would ber mom, no way, No, you have my word,
Speaker 2: You have my word, get this on tape. You're just
Speaker 2: going to come back and bite you.
Speaker 6: Oh you can. She is her own woman at eighteen,
Speaker 6: and she can off you go.
Speaker 2: And you notice, by the way, Jack and I were
Speaker 2: too too scared to pass that on. I made would Yeah,
Speaker 2: he couldn't even keep even a couple of books over
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 6: That's a whole way down the track. Yet I will
Speaker 6: have come to grips been coming for you.
Speaker 4: So when she goes to eighteenth that came out where
Speaker 4: she has all her birthday parties, and you won't step
Speaker 4: foot in the store.
Speaker 5: You will you, I will make this promise right now,
Speaker 5: you got me on tape, I will know to keep
Speaker 5: my distance.
Speaker 2: Get out of it. You won't trust me a right, Karen,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Karen, Good morning, guys Weather Real you're going
Speaker 2: to need to get into witness protection.
Speaker 12: I'm going to have to go team Ruby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, give me a take, Give me a take, Karen.
Speaker 12: Look, I've got five adult children and I didn't go
Speaker 12: to any of their eighteenth We had family things at home,
Speaker 12: we celebrated, we talked to Red, all the family around.
Speaker 12: But then they went out and they celebrated with their friends.
Speaker 12: I think that you give them all the things they
Speaker 12: need in life, and they want to be an adult,
Speaker 12: and you need to trust them that they'll make good decisions.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. Yeah, we have done that, you know,
Speaker 2: the whole family stuff and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you want to make decisions and then have
Speaker 4: the reading with them on a mark birthday.
Speaker 2: But do you know what, I don't wonder how anyone
Speaker 2: likes to hang out with me in the morning on
Speaker 2: the radio. Do you want to hang out for like
Speaker 2: twenty minutes?
Speaker 12: Dream Christian, Christian Christian?
Speaker 8: It's not about you.
Speaker 12: That pretty hard?
Speaker 7: Did it?
Speaker 12: What you do you make sure you've got plenty of heart?
Speaker 5: You're like all those drinks for them for in the morning,
Speaker 5: and it makes them all break sort of refueling stations.
Speaker 12: Maybe on the bags and be there for them and
Speaker 12: make them breakfast and have a chat me.
Speaker 2: How would she die like a shrust me, dad, Trust me?
Speaker 7: Trust me.
Speaker 10: I've done that five times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, voice of experience, Thank you caring that she's good
Speaker 2: to get a different take.
Speaker 8: Go Ruby, have a good time.
Speaker 2: She is going, trust me.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Question o'cyles show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure for the last half an hour how
Speaker 2: but thanks she kills anyway, Christian O'Connell's show on Goal.
Speaker 2: Jack has actually just made an appointment in his diary
Speaker 2: for seven years time, when Patsy's daughter will be eighteen
Speaker 2: on her birthday, to check in Patsy, to see if
Speaker 2: you really would be okay with not being invited to
Speaker 2: at eighteen.
Speaker 4: I'm going to lie I'm in twenty twenty nine. That
Speaker 4: will remind us of this day and this audio that
Speaker 4: you say you won't go to her birthday.
Speaker 2: Patsy will still be here, No, I will not. That
Speaker 2: she would have seen us all on she will see
Speaker 2: everybody else.
Speaker 6: That's very optimistic of you.
Speaker 13: Jack.
Speaker 2: You will still be here, won't they?
Speaker 6: Where you're gonna be branch on a Zimmer frame?
Speaker 4: What you're only fifty seven, it's only seven years away.
Speaker 6: Well beyond three. I w advertising incontinence products.
Speaker 2: That's a dream for you, isn't it all right? Today?
Speaker 2: Is Fanker dentist Day? Texture dentists today? Does anyone even
Speaker 2: have the T in their phone?
Speaker 4: I like my dentists. You've heard me rave about it.
Speaker 2: Actually, some sort of spiritual guy there is. He's a
Speaker 2: nice guy.
Speaker 4: He's a big Tony Robins fan. And every time I
Speaker 4: get my teeth check, you give me wisdom beyond.
Speaker 2: What is drilling you. That is a dental phrase. Can
Speaker 2: we all grow up? One way to get wisdom into
Speaker 2: somebody agains. Thank you dentist. Thank your dentists today. Please, okay,
Speaker 2: we're looking for your dental bands today, dent fest. You
Speaker 2: must be familiar with the eighties band to Pow. I
Speaker 2: need you to say yes.
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking of all their hits now, China in
Speaker 4: your Hand.
Speaker 2: Was number one to Paw. Dentists don't listen to to Pow.
Speaker 2: They listened to to pull get bronze?
Speaker 4: Did they run up?
Speaker 13: Was so?
Speaker 4: I got tired by.
Speaker 2: Powerful, powerful up. They don't listen to judas priests, No,
Speaker 2: they listened to chew dust priest gold fillings around today
Speaker 2: everyone gums and roses, silver, plack, street boys, gold, veneers
Speaker 2: of his instead of getting on a bit now manamal
Speaker 2: at work, meenamel at work, men at work, Silver plus
Speaker 2: buck tooth, cherry gold. You know Bruce Springstein, you know
Speaker 2: they called him, don't you dentist.
Speaker 4: Not the boss, the floss Gold. I'm leave it there,
Speaker 4: Jackie Dental Bands, who's a dead first Plarky Plark and
Speaker 4: the Funky Bunch Gold, the Mighty Mighty floss Stones, Bryns
Speaker 4: and I was a backstage at dumb Dental first actually,
Speaker 4: and I saw Daniel Johns and he just had a
Speaker 4: procedure and he was drooling out the side of the mount.
Speaker 4: But to his credit he still went on stage with
Speaker 4: saliva chair.
Speaker 2: Now, the run up was long, but it was faultless.
Speaker 2: It's a goat, it's a goal for the runner.
Speaker 4: And dentist bands a teetha Franklin.
Speaker 2: Gold as well.
Speaker 3: We done The Christian O'Connell show podcast on.
Speaker 2: Thank Cadentist Day, I'm asking you for your dental bands.
Speaker 2: That's smart them all right. Danny's got Lincoln Pack gold,
Speaker 2: but I'm Danny Motley Canines bronze, Sorry posty pat uh
Speaker 2: spittense silver, you too, silver Rinse instead of Prince gold,
Speaker 2: right and nicely done. Dental is anything gold filling, Collins gold, Motley.
Speaker 4: Chu silvery, drill Van gold.
Speaker 2: You know we were talking about funny business earlier. What
Speaker 2: a great fun name for a dentist drill Shanaiah Payne.
Speaker 4: Silver, Leo Sayer gold Blas. That's a gold.
Speaker 2: Les. Well done. That's really funny. You've got three ways
Speaker 2: with that les. That's very good. It's very rare. Nat
Speaker 2: King Colgate silver rubber finger instead of powder fingert that
Speaker 2: old robbery club and now haven't they fiddling around a
Speaker 2: little back? Love her fingers, great mark, well done, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Drillie Higgins silver filling, Heidi silver plus weird root Canal,
Speaker 2: Yankovic silver, Drilly Idol too much Drilly ones. Yeah, flossing
Speaker 2: in the machine bronze. Oh my word, that's a little
Speaker 2: girl's nine.
Speaker 4: Isabel isbel Sorry, I meant you meant let me scuff
Speaker 4: that up that bronze.
Speaker 2: Isabel, who's nine Google drill drills? No more drill ones,
Speaker 2: especially not that Megan retainer Gold Pray good Haley World
Speaker 2: and Cal and Croydon tooth pick Asley Gold. All right,
Speaker 2: so who is winning the ice house tickets?
Speaker 4: Jack can't go past les Leo say ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah what And there's nicely done.
Speaker 3: The Christian O Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: To tomorrow to the semifinals of our trading games once more.
Speaker 2: We will be crossing live to the Suttontool Stadium, a
Speaker 2: car park in Thomastown, and our poor man Sam mack
Speaker 2: Rio will be master of the ceremonies once more. It's
Speaker 2: all about this.
Speaker 13: When trades go to war, only one can rule them all.
Speaker 2: Shippy's brickies head to here.
Speaker 13: Who's the sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash,
Speaker 13: He's canton fief for breakfast trades? Time for more CODI
Speaker 13: is one.
Speaker 2: You're fighting four all right. We started off with eight
Speaker 2: tradies yesterday, then they became four. Now they're into two
Speaker 2: teams of two tomorrow for the big semifinal. Five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars up for ground. So the winning trade on Fridays
Speaker 2: Big Grand Final Chat the Semis tomorrow.
Speaker 4: What do we got team trailer parking. It's the first
Speaker 4: time our traders will have to work together, one in
Speaker 4: the driver's seat, one spotty and going whoop whoop, whoop, Yeah,
Speaker 4: back it up, back it up. We will have a
Speaker 4: very tight course.
Speaker 2: Very powerful acting, actually surprisingly animated for the last break.
Speaker 4: Do you think I usually phone in the last one?
Speaker 2: I'm not phone in, no no no rio say earlier
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 4: Our traders will be working together to reverse park and
Speaker 4: we're going to make the the parking now now.
Speaker 3: Fall out too soon.
Speaker 2: If you win two big listeners.
Speaker 4: They will park between very narrow cones. On the top
Speaker 4: of the cones will be china and glassware. If they
Speaker 4: hit a cone, it'll smash. They will have time deducted
Speaker 4: from their score.
Speaker 2: All right, so we've got two teams Team number one
Speaker 2: working together? Is these two?
Speaker 9: Hey, Christian, still the chippy here, still buzzing from my
Speaker 9: glorious wind. Christian, I heard a rumor we're reversing trailers
Speaker 9: on Wednesday. That shouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 11: I've been doing the trailers, the boats, the caravans, sending
Speaker 11: your actual tandem axl you name that I've done it,
Speaker 11: so I think the chipis.
Speaker 2: Are going to rule again working with him.
Speaker 15: Hi, Christian, it's John the Brickey Sope made it through
Speaker 15: to the semi final. Looking forward to the reverse parking challenge.
Speaker 15: I've got a tandem axle trailer I use every day,
Speaker 15: so I reckon I'll nail it there Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Second team, second team of these two, Hey.
Speaker 16: Christian and Jayden. Here the playground is dollar this Wednesday.
Speaker 16: We got the trailer reverse nicely gold in the best
Speaker 16: because I've got an eighty meter long street and have
Speaker 16: to reverse it down to get it into my every
Speaker 16: day Bring on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: He only drives all around Melbourne reverse.
Speaker 8: Hey Christian, it's Jason here the plumber. I heard on
Speaker 8: the grapevine Christian that we are going to be utilizing
Speaker 8: trailers on Wednesday. That should be right up my alley.
Speaker 8: We're always backing down tight tight streets and Brunswick and
Speaker 8: in courts and everywhere, so trailer backing in is my repertoire.
Speaker 8: So bring on Wednesday, and I'm doing it for the
Speaker 8: plumbers of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Some of the sledging runs out of steam, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: You don't see that like a UFC fight. T who
Speaker 2: fights in finn the faces. This is in my repertoire.
Speaker 2: I'm known for this, all right, Sammy, Tomorrow morning at
Speaker 2: the sun Tool Stadium, seven point thirty. Be there well.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show podcast