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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hi, this is the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Where did you find the adult reading magazines? A lot

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Speaker 3: of us have got stories, a lot of you have

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Speaker 3: got incredible stories about accidentally discovering them and realizing what

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Speaker 3: they were Patsy.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday she started telling.

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Speaker 3: Us about a suitcase in her house that she found

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Speaker 3: and her husband Chris stored in there an adult men's magazine. Well,

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Speaker 3: we all know the kind of thing I'm talking about, Okay,

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Speaker 3: please tell us his defense.

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Speaker 2: His defense he said, I was storing it for a mate.

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Speaker 3: Come off. It still my favorite part to this story.

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Speaker 3: I actually tried to post that one for it one magazine.

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Speaker 3: Hey listen, Chris, can you just look on Why would

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Speaker 3: he be asking to look after it?

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Speaker 2: You know, how long does Crystal for us? I'll be

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Speaker 2: back around, Chris.

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Speaker 3: They're going to be going away for a while and

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Speaker 3: people are going to say things about you might see

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Speaker 3: me on the news but never mentioned you've got my magazine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it wasn't recently. It was like over twenty years ago.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like there's been a chat.

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Speaker 3: There was a chat the story. Sarah said, Sarah said

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Speaker 3: to me. Yes, as soon as I came in, she

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Speaker 3: was like.

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Speaker 2: Perhatsy that suitcase. Chris, he's not going to be happy

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Speaker 2: about that.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't.

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Speaker 3: So Part two on this is I think some of

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Speaker 3: you will have stories about where you discovered.

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Speaker 2: Some of these adult magazines.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because some people like Chris's friend, shall we say

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Speaker 3: Chris's friend, they have to you know, they want to

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Speaker 3: keep that is they're reading that.

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Speaker 2: You keep that quiet. It's it's a thing to enjoy on.

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Speaker 1: The bookshelf by the Encyclopedias.

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Speaker 3: Next to Harry Potter and the Da Vinci Code. We

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Speaker 3: got bare butt bongo whatever they called.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I got a couple of stories already because.

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Speaker 3: I found mine inside my older brother's copy of Neil

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Speaker 3: Young's Harvest album when he was seventeen. Now I know

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Speaker 3: why I was forbidden my mom had for touching any

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Speaker 3: of his LPs. Inside were naughty magazines. That's amazing, Denise,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be.

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Speaker 1: Suspicious anytime Neil Young's playing from your brother's bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Yes, album Harvest Moon's on, don't go in in it,

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Speaker 3: don't knock at the door, mom, don't go in, Jean said,

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Speaker 3: when we were teenagers, my brother had a problem with

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Speaker 3: his new bed. This the story is incredible, right, imagine

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Speaker 3: the scene. Let's all go there now. When we were teenagers,

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Speaker 3: my brother had a problem with his new bed. My

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Speaker 3: mum asked the manager of the shop to come and

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Speaker 3: have a look at it. They both went upstairs. He

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Speaker 3: lifted up the mattress. Christian, there wasn't one magazine, there

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Speaker 3: was a whole stash of them. My mum was mortified.

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Speaker 3: The manager burst out laughing.

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Speaker 2: It happens a lot the Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian under.

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Speaker 3: Under the house we were we were doing up renovating

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Speaker 3: a play a place. We bought the house off my dad.

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Speaker 3: There were magazines under the underpinning. My dad swears they

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Speaker 3: must have been placed there by somebody.

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Speaker 2: Sure, Martin, Sure.

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Speaker 1: Under the underpinning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you say, if you you got the underpinning, then yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you want to go have a read?

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Speaker 2: What is say? It's not an impulse thing, is it?

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Speaker 3: You've got a plan, Go find your lucky shovel for

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Speaker 3: your gloves on. Anyway, let's move on. Ashley, tell me

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Speaker 3: about this one. I found some in my attic found

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Speaker 3: a suitcase.

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Speaker 2: House.

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Speaker 3: It's Chriss Breton. He's got them spread out all over

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Speaker 3: the place. You know, he's got a couple of different places.

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Speaker 3: I have found a suitcase with magazine in them. Thirty

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Speaker 3: two years later. They are stall There also calendars in

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Speaker 3: their plastic covers as well. I think they're from the

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Speaker 3: sixties or seventies. I can send you picks if required. Actually,

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Speaker 3: no thanks. At the moment, one of my daughters is

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Speaker 3: using my computer for home. The last thing I want

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Speaker 3: is her saying I'll get an email some listeners, you know,

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Speaker 3: nudie picts as requested Mary. My dad a vicar. Mary

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Speaker 3: would have her dad who was a vicar. There's something

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Speaker 3: bibical about that. Mary's dad was a vicar. My dad

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Speaker 3: a vicar. Found a stash of adult good seats under

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Speaker 3: the floor of her Citron car.

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Speaker 2: He brought from a good friend.

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Speaker 3: One if he blessed them and blessed that child, the

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Speaker 3: friend's son had been, oh, now you're blaming on your son.

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Speaker 2: I might try that one. I don't have a son.

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Speaker 3: But the friend's son had apparently been using the car

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Speaker 3: for a few months to stash them under the floor.

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Speaker 2: Mats until the vicar found them. Yeah, go again. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I love this, thank you very much. Everyone's sending those in. Jack.

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Speaker 1: Andy Lee was listening to the show when you were

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Speaker 1: talking about Chris finding it in the attic, and he

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Speaker 1: reminded me of a great one of a mutual friend

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Speaker 1: of ours aunt who when he was in year twelve,

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Speaker 1: came home to his bedroom and his mum was doing

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Speaker 1: a thorough clean of his bedroom. He saw she was

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Speaker 1: in the wardrobe, bent over, getting towards the bottom of

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Speaker 1: it where he had his jumpers, and he knew that

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Speaker 1: under the jumpers was his stash of magazines. All he

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Speaker 1: could think of in the moment. So he comes in

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Speaker 1: the room. Mum's bent over at a ninety degree angle

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Speaker 1: like a school yard kid. He jumped on her back

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Speaker 1: and yelled specky. They both toppled to the ground and

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? He's like, I'm just just taking

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Speaker 1: a specy on you, and it works as mum hobbled

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Speaker 1: out of the room and she never found the magazine.

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