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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the christian'connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Rio, Good morning Christian, Good morning Patsy morning. Now,
Speaker 2: what has gone on between you two? There's tension in
Speaker 2: the air. We've got three hours to get through.
Speaker 3: If it's spoken to him today.
Speaker 1: That's the tension.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what silent treatment, Pats is not a normal days.
Speaker 5: We have to we have to acknowledge this and then
Speaker 5: we can move on with the show.
Speaker 2: There's a funk in the air, the fact that you
Speaker 2: don't understand that. But I guess Hannibal Lecture doesn't think
Speaker 2: you have a problem eating people. You will behave like that.
Speaker 2: Not saying you're Hannibal Letter, but I'm saying you're Hannibal.
Speaker 3: That's nice, isn't it? Isn't that lovely to start the
Speaker 3: day off.
Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted you to clear the air on my.
Speaker 3: Couch and explain what is the problem.
Speaker 5: We need to we need to Patty, Okay, I was
Speaker 5: going to leave yesterday. We're standing in the hallway and
Speaker 5: it's a very narrow hallway.
Speaker 2: The one down here, the one just down here.
Speaker 5: Patty and I we love a little gossip. So we
Speaker 5: were having a little gossip before we both.
Speaker 1: Loship or what Pats he really loves his picture. It
Speaker 1: was a gossip.
Speaker 6: It was gossip.
Speaker 1: It was yes, edge to it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not to be disgusting, but gossip. Gossip, this normal
Speaker 6: workplace gossip.
Speaker 2: If you could talk about it here, what a what
Speaker 2: a show show? We called it cleaning out the closet.
Speaker 2: So you're having a gossip slash bitch. Yes, we're standing
Speaker 2: a lovely way to celebrate seven years together on.
Speaker 1: Hate.
Speaker 3: I love you. You're not painting me correctly at all?
Speaker 1: No, sorry, but do you mention?
Speaker 3: I was ladden with about two handbags, my compuwter bag.
Speaker 6: Your hands were full.
Speaker 5: And then we were standing face to face and we
Speaker 5: both go to go different directions in the hallway and
Speaker 5: there is a grazing of our bodies.
Speaker 2: Where show me on this doll where you've got great bass.
Speaker 6: Stop below my oh no, my belt.
Speaker 3: It was more like a good damn whack on no
Speaker 3: non ash and.
Speaker 1: Then it just it gave my tap on the ash
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 3: Side by accidentally as I was swinging around my bags
Speaker 3: whacked him in the groin, and I felt awful.
Speaker 6: It just for like three seconds though no one said anything.
Speaker 5: We're just sitting there in silence, and then she goes,
Speaker 5: I I touched you, and I let ye ye letd.
Speaker 1: You go forward?
Speaker 5: It We just left in silence.
Speaker 3: I felt awful.
Speaker 2: He should have immediately taken the rest of the week off,
Speaker 2: and then you just start a brandy week and no
Speaker 2: one ever talks about it ever again. Just a mere
Speaker 2: hours later after that incident.
Speaker 6: I haven't spoken to her until you didn't know where
Speaker 6: to look.
Speaker 3: And I dreadful because I said, was.
Speaker 2: That your Oh my? You don't ask you That's what
Speaker 2: makes you work, because you just don't in that situation,
Speaker 2: there's any one thing that you don't even talk about it.
Speaker 1: You don't even say sorry.
Speaker 2: You just seem to say goodbye, see you again tomorrow
Speaker 2: at the office, bye bye.
Speaker 1: You don't talk about it.
Speaker 2: You certainly don't ask questions like was that your awesome?
Speaker 6: There's no mystery it was, and you know it clearly was.
Speaker 6: Actually I believe your parting words to me as you.
Speaker 1: Left say nothing about this, to.
Speaker 6: Don't tell.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but it's just when you're in a tight
Speaker 3: confined space.
Speaker 6: It wasn't your fault.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't in my defense, your honor, but you
Speaker 3: kind of went a little green in the complexion.
Speaker 5: I've never had that situation that worked before, and that's
Speaker 5: that's a good thing to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, we listen, guys, and we all okay, accident and accidental, Yes,
Speaker 2: accidental grazing, and that's going to happen in a small
Speaker 2: space exactly from now on. One of you just needs
Speaker 2: to leave a minute before the other person. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have a repeated occurrence of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad we clear that up, guys.
Speaker 4: Okay, Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: Just really us on our way into well work today.
Speaker 1: It's a long weekend. Suddenly it's come around. We get so.
Speaker 2: Many frequent pubbet holidays in Victoria and then there's that
Speaker 2: big sort of stretch where there's none they need to
Speaker 2: spread them out. Were because we have just had Easter?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that doesn't feel like that long ago.
Speaker 2: And now we're like, do you know what, how about
Speaker 2: we celebrate a royal member's birthday that actually isn't their birthday.
Speaker 2: They have a good enough life as it is. They
Speaker 2: don't need us having a day off on their fate birthday.
Speaker 5: But enjoy this one because you're right. It's the long
Speaker 5: stretch now unto what Melbourne Cup is the next one.
Speaker 3: No, it's Grand Final Friday again on the Friday.
Speaker 2: I could understand if it was on the Monday. So
Speaker 2: everyone has a big weekend on Monday.
Speaker 1: Why do you need to do the day before the
Speaker 1: big event.
Speaker 3: It's for the Grand Final parade, so people go into
Speaker 3: the city and watching.
Speaker 2: No, how many people pass, not thousands? Well, come on,
Speaker 2: shaff hands on this team. Who's been to the Grand
Speaker 2: Final parade? But you're from it. You're a country bumpkin quebe.
Speaker 1: Have you been on it? This pointing at you as well?
Speaker 1: You don't put your hands up.
Speaker 6: Actually I walked.
Speaker 2: I walked past its fans.
Speaker 6: That makes fore Richmond, so I couldn't avoid it.
Speaker 2: I was really looking forward to this long weekend, and
Speaker 2: then I got tickets to go to the King's Birthday
Speaker 2: game dese Pies, and then Sunday afternoon happened. We got
Speaker 2: beaten by the Saints, and now the whole kend has
Speaker 2: crumpled into just counting down to a quite depressing incident.
Speaker 2: Now I've got in my calendar Monday afternoon at the
Speaker 2: g You know, it's such a special game as well.
Speaker 2: I've been to all them since I moved here because
Speaker 2: there's the Big Freeze and it's such an amazing chant
Speaker 2: To have met Neil Donaher a couple of times.
Speaker 1: The energy of that man is unbelievable, amazing.
Speaker 2: He is an incredible human being, so it's always an
Speaker 2: amazing day. The Big Freeze is a great thing in
Speaker 2: the game as well. But now just dreading the whole weekend,
Speaker 2: it's like they say, it's nice, not something any calendar,
Speaker 2: even if it's six months away. That when you see
Speaker 2: it and you goh my god, we've got that whole
Speaker 2: day we're doing that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I've got that.
Speaker 2: It's like the whole weekend before that. I've got some
Speaker 2: nice things in, but there's just that horrible it's going
Speaker 2: to be attacked.
Speaker 1: My senses are there.
Speaker 6: And you know it's coming here, you know, not know
Speaker 6: that you're about to be attacked.
Speaker 1: And the Pies are doing really well.
Speaker 2: They're like a sending and the Desa now going the
Speaker 2: opposite way. They're going up into the right on the
Speaker 2: graph and the desa going down down down down to
Speaker 2: the right, so perassly, what are you doing long weekends?
Speaker 3: We're heading back to the homesticks and going to Millerwell
Speaker 3: for the weekend. Can't wait three days of sitting by
Speaker 3: the fire having a glass of wine. Maybe go for
Speaker 3: a bike ride?
Speaker 2: No, we might of wine, hopefully not in that order
Speaker 2: to see you and Chris on a tandem bike.
Speaker 1: Yes, visual.
Speaker 2: Years ago, years ago, me and my friend hide a
Speaker 2: tandem bike. And it's so hard, so hard. We actually
Speaker 2: crashed into a car, not a car crashed into us.
Speaker 2: If you've ever been on a tandem bike, right and something,
Speaker 2: you have to stop. It's really hard. So one of
Speaker 2: you is called the stoker. There's a role you have
Speaker 2: to play front and back and it is so hard.
Speaker 2: Please please hire a tandem.
Speaker 3: Is it harder on the front or on the back
Speaker 3: of a front?
Speaker 2: Is it because I was at the front? And it's
Speaker 2: so because the person bat can really wobble and.
Speaker 3: Then you yeah, and you've got a kind of do you.
Speaker 2: Know what we should do as we should get listeners
Speaker 2: on tander bikes to do the tan bike. It is
Speaker 2: so hard and you laughed so hard, because you know
Speaker 2: when it's that mix of being hysterical and scared, it's that.
Speaker 2: And then we came to a traffic lights on coming
Speaker 2: onto Regent Street, which isn't a quiet road. You shouldn't
Speaker 2: be going on a tandem bike on Regent Street in London,
Speaker 2: and I remember we just there were traffic lights there
Speaker 2: and we're trying to go slow because we didn't know.
Speaker 1: How do you like who puts what foot down? Who's left,
Speaker 1: who's right? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because on a bicycle, when it's just you, you put
Speaker 2: that one foot down, but obviously there's a counterweight behind you.
Speaker 2: And if they went the other way and you went
Speaker 2: one way, so anyway, we both then suddenly, without talking
Speaker 2: to each other, put the same left leg down and
Speaker 2: so the bike just went into went into a car.
Speaker 2: We broke a wing mirror. There was almost a road
Speaker 2: rage incident. So yeah, let's do the tandem bike right.
Speaker 2: And so what do you take when you go away
Speaker 2: from long We can take too much? Wife takes that
Speaker 2: pillow really really yeah?
Speaker 3: No, Well we're even going to pack the espresso machine,
Speaker 3: our coffee machine. Why because it makes the best coffee
Speaker 3: and I know espresso. I know there's.
Speaker 1: Coffee instant, but it's really good.
Speaker 2: It's a city that prides itself on very very good coffee,
Speaker 2: coffee shops and great coffee barists around here.
Speaker 1: Where do you go? Is it r in the middle
Speaker 1: of nowhere?
Speaker 3: No, it's not in the middle of nowhere. There's cafes everywhere.
Speaker 1: But the way you take you crappy espresso because not
Speaker 1: the ones the pods?
Speaker 2: Is it it is? I love Are you getting the hotel?
Speaker 2: And oh my god, they've got the petty pods which
Speaker 2: you like, get coffee? Put that little fumbling without thumb in.
Speaker 3: We love it though, And the love God on a weekend,
Speaker 3: being the queen that I am, he brings me a
Speaker 3: coffee before I get out of bed. That's that's just
Speaker 3: what he's always done.
Speaker 2: I'm looking after himself with that.
Speaker 3: So if the machines there in the room, we don't
Speaker 3: have to. You know, by the time we get up,
Speaker 3: everyone gets showered and gets ready to go down to
Speaker 3: breakfast and everything. It's like too long to wait for
Speaker 3: a coffee waiting for a teenager to get ready, you know,
Speaker 3: it might be two hours before we get down there.
Speaker 3: So we figured we would breathe.
Speaker 1: It's a lot to lug it around, isn't it.
Speaker 3: No, we still got it in its original box out
Speaker 3: in the garage and we just lug it in the
Speaker 3: back of the boot and off we go.
Speaker 2: You know, occasionally I have that list. I'm always asking
Speaker 2: you to update ree of thing spokens, love, yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: and original boxes.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was our seventh birthday of the show, and we're
Speaker 2: still getting cards. There are a load more that we
Speaker 2: found this morning. Thank you very much to everyone who
Speaker 2: sent us birthday cards. Now I've got two of them here,
Speaker 2: both included scratchies. Oh that's a nice thing to do,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Yeah. So the first one is a bit
Speaker 2: of an odd one, right. So it's a birthday card,
Speaker 2: like a lot of the ones I've got. Obviously, someone
Speaker 2: have found it to a seven year old huh. But
Speaker 2: this one has already been filled out to a grandson.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: So it says inside to my gorgeous grandson Finn, love Nana. Right.
Speaker 2: This lady had crossed it out right that bit and
Speaker 2: then just put Christian and the team.
Speaker 1: Love Nana.
Speaker 3: Poor little Finn's probably looking for his birthday.
Speaker 2: Not just that, there's a used scratchy inside where she'd
Speaker 2: obviously got me the scratch and thought, hang mate, what
Speaker 2: she wins big? She scratched him all off and I
Speaker 2: hadn't won big, and she still shoved it inside.
Speaker 1: I did get you, Yeah, he didn't win.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's that, which is unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Then there's count and Lara also sent me a your
Speaker 2: your seven with a scratchy inside. But she's done it right,
Speaker 2: the scratchy has I haven't scratched him, and so I thought, Patsy,
Speaker 2: could you do this?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: The cherries they are the classic one.
Speaker 3: So there's golden cherry.
Speaker 1: Golden cherryes is what we're looking for. Let's find out we.
Speaker 3: One big and look it's like prize one to seven
Speaker 3: to coincide with our seventh birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see that's all she did.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So I guess I go right across. So
Speaker 3: there's seven games. I guess I go right across the
Speaker 3: five cherries and see what have you got to match too?
Speaker 1: I presume I don't think it's complicated.
Speaker 3: Pats, well, I haven't done it scratchy for a while.
Speaker 1: What is that the queen of something.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the commoners do these.
Speaker 3: Hey, I've got to speak any love? Are doing this right?
Speaker 3: I've got two thirty four's.
Speaker 6: We don't know.
Speaker 5: Patsy only scratch how the scratches nine fifty.
Speaker 2: Nine bognately it's on holiday at the moment. If she
Speaker 2: was on the show right now, she know how to
Speaker 2: do those. Oh rash, some cheat, some way of conning
Speaker 2: it as well. You can take it that you've won.
Speaker 3: And like game one, I don't believe anything we've got.
Speaker 4: You've got the news the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy
Speaker 4: have we.
Speaker 3: We have one? Are you ready for it?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Like the second last game, we have to match three numbers.
Speaker 3: We got three red number forty sevens and we have
Speaker 3: won a cool ten.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Karen and Lara. All right, so we've just
Speaker 2: won an instant ten bucks. We're gonna give it away
Speaker 2: as big bucks on this breakfast show.
Speaker 1: Ten dollars. That's a coffee for somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was talking calling now on thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1: And you've just grazed me.
Speaker 2: Crazy. We're all sadly watching offices with people who are handsy.
Speaker 2: We don't want the new version to be grazy.
Speaker 1: Have you met Pats? All I will say is he's
Speaker 1: a grazer.
Speaker 6: Keep your distance, yes, keep your distance limbo when you
Speaker 6: go ba?
Speaker 1: Okay, where was I?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes? Calling? Now if you'd like a coffee, we've
Speaker 2: got so what we did? Would we send them that card?
Speaker 3: I guess so they can climate itself.
Speaker 6: That's part of the journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what a journey as well. Thirteen fifty five
Speaker 2: twenty two. All right, this look at some of your
Speaker 2: emails Late to the party late number. You can email
Speaker 2: about anything we talked about on the show, whether you're
Speaker 2: a week on or whether you listen to our podcast.
Speaker 2: My email my inbox is always wide open. Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. This comes from the
Speaker 2: newly senior John Lewis. This wording is relevant, Christian. I'm
Speaker 2: a listener based in the Motherland, so I listened to
Speaker 2: a podcast who usually save up a week's worth so
Speaker 2: I can binge them. On June the third, I was
Speaker 2: listened to the show from the previous week brackets, I
Speaker 2: believe it was Wednesday the twenty eighth May. But this
Speaker 2: bit is fairly irrelevant. You mentioned that age considered to
Speaker 2: be now middle aged. This peaked my interest, as I'd
Speaker 2: consider myself proudly middle aged. And during your discussion it
Speaker 2: was stated that the years of middle ages are between
Speaker 2: forty and fifty five, and that over fifty five fifty six,
Speaker 2: my age onwards was considered senior. This was a devastating
Speaker 2: shock to me, as I just turned fifty six. I
Speaker 2: was actually in a really good mood and joined the show.
Speaker 2: How only you find out I am now a senior?
Speaker 2: Shall I just go and stand in my grave now?
Speaker 2: Thank you for dumping this on me. But from that
Speaker 2: loved the show The newly senior John Lewis, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it actually upset a lot of people.
Speaker 6: There's some dignity in being senior like you guys.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Last week I was having to meet
Speaker 2: with someone and they were talking about, you know, what
Speaker 2: do you want to do for the your rest of life?
Speaker 2: How do you want to use this time? And they said,
Speaker 2: you know, now that you're an elder, I went, if
Speaker 2: you see that game an elder Piggy Yoda an elder fifty.
Speaker 1: Two radio in your elder years?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, absolutely not that is offensive.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 1: We've got here.
Speaker 2: This is a Mark Christian happy seventh and of a
Speaker 2: I was listening to the podcast that came out yes
Speaker 2: on your seventh birthday show, and you had that amazing
Speaker 2: cooler on Laurie talking about the story when we must
Speaker 2: repeat this, we must replay it, the story about the
Speaker 2: book being passed around from generation to generation. It's actually
Speaker 2: a ninety year yes, ninety year story. You mentioned then
Speaker 2: the modern distractions, well, he mentions here. I got a
Speaker 2: whole load of emails. I didn't realize that I said
Speaker 2: game stations. I meant to say PlayStations. I said playboys,
Speaker 2: the distractions for teenage boys. He goes, Christian, thank you
Speaker 2: for taking us back to your childhood and finding magazines
Speaker 2: in Hederos Fridian.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of those going, Christian, what you meant?
Speaker 2: But you said game stations and playboys. Yes, yes, here's
Speaker 2: to another seven years. Yes, thank you very much. To
Speaker 2: a lot of people who's sudden paused the podcast, I went,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, it's like a misheard lyric, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Did he say I know what he meant, but he
Speaker 2: said teenage distractions.
Speaker 5: You know, playboys were sending him birthday cards or play playboys?
Speaker 2: What is he now?
Speaker 1: This comes?
Speaker 2: This is a lovely one from Michelle Morning, Christian and
Speaker 2: the team. I was listening to the show yesterday and
Speaker 2: you said something that really resonated with me. I hope
Speaker 2: it's not about the playboys and we need to move on, Okay.
Speaker 2: You would talk about all the cards, all the cards,
Speaker 2: and how lovely was to see the handwriting, and how
Speaker 2: handwriting is unique to each of us.
Speaker 1: It's like hearing somebody's voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder how many of you keep old voicemails
Speaker 2: from people that aren't around him. Or I've got one
Speaker 2: from one of my best friends who died in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: and he wasn't that old and he'd left me a
Speaker 2: voicemail about a week before he died. Suddenly, I still
Speaker 2: have an hour, can't I can't bring myself to delete.
Speaker 2: There's also something about I know you can all watch
Speaker 2: videos and it's the people who are no longer around now.
Speaker 2: You see them visually, but it's the voice that is
Speaker 2: so much more.
Speaker 1: I do it was it intimate than seeing them visually?
Speaker 2: You get distracted, but like what they're wearing and what
Speaker 2: you were wearing, and how your hair was then, and
Speaker 2: what was going on the scene. You get distracted in
Speaker 2: the scene the voice when you play about those old
Speaker 2: voicemails and that from people who are no longer around.
Speaker 2: It's incredible. It's just completely different. Anyway, Michelle goes on
Speaker 2: to say, what a tear.
Speaker 1: To my eye.
Speaker 2: My mom passed away a couple of months ago. Michelle,
Speaker 2: I'm very sorry about to hear that. And I got
Speaker 2: a tattoo of her handwriting, Oh wow, there was a
Speaker 2: very unique way I was Actually we were talking about
Speaker 2: this yesterday, how certain words we write them in a
Speaker 2: very unique way, don't we. There was a way that
Speaker 2: she always wrote the word mum. It was a very
Speaker 2: sort of different slant on it. That's what my tattoo is, Michelle.
Speaker 2: That is a lovely thing to do. I'd love to
Speaker 2: see if you were happy to share a picture of that.
Speaker 2: As always earned the emails for your late La party.
Speaker 2: Please know more about Yes, I did say play Boy,
Speaker 2: you know what I make grow up listeners Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com today you thank you.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell shout go on podcast.
Speaker 2: If you're tuned in, we have just one an instant
Speaker 2: ten dollars on some scratch cards that were sent in
Speaker 2: to me in a birthday card from Karen in Lara.
Speaker 2: That ten bucks we're given to you. We're shouting one
Speaker 2: of you a coffee. Ben's on the line right now. Ben,
Speaker 2: sounds like you really need a coffee. Good morning, Ben.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Rios is nippout because I didn't like the
Speaker 2: song we were going to next, so I gave him
Speaker 2: a better song to play.
Speaker 1: Ben. Youallo, Ben, So you need a coffee. I would
Speaker 1: love a coffee.
Speaker 6: I'm a truck driver.
Speaker 1: I'm always out on the road and I'm always I'm
Speaker 1: sick of getting the servo one dollar two dollar coffee.
Speaker 2: So that's not going to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and you're a truck driver as well, I am.
Speaker 2: Well you need a proper coffee then all right, So
Speaker 2: where send you the scratches? You then get the money,
Speaker 2: you get yourself the coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's at least we could do. We look after our listeners,
Speaker 2: We really do.
Speaker 1: Ben.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining the show and have a great day today.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: We'll talked about this before on the show. Some songs
Speaker 2: reminds you of your mum or dad.
Speaker 1: My mom.
Speaker 2: Mom got me into music be as a kid there
Speaker 2: was always music playing the house, just to dance with
Speaker 2: mum and a lot of Dad was at work. Joan
Speaker 2: on a trade and she actually passially just stuck ahead
Speaker 2: in the studio, went jooneom my trading, JOEO, my trading
Speaker 2: is coach to Melbourne. I said, oh, okay, I let
Speaker 2: the listeners go. I just I just had a cursory
Speaker 2: Google because we had a bum stairs we got from
Speaker 2: old mate in there on news as well. Right, there's
Speaker 2: no trace for it. Yeah, she's playing the Royal abbot hole.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know we're sending listeners to London and
Speaker 2: go and see Oasis. We can't go while you're there
Speaker 2: popping and see the Royal abber hole. Joan, I'm a
Speaker 2: trading live in life.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I might have confused it with Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Two, very very it was just wishful, wishful be yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Before we get into today's show, I was listening to
Speaker 2: Patsy's news there and I heard about the Posties, a
Speaker 2: record number post he has been attacked by dogs. And
Speaker 2: I also read the report Patsy then, so it's more
Speaker 2: than forty four posts these This is obviously a serious thing.
Speaker 2: Forty four posties a week are in are victims of
Speaker 2: dog related instance, which breaks down nine a day, right,
Speaker 2: and they work very hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, and Victor him.
Speaker 2: Victoria hotspots are Oakley, South Mornington as well. Uh, and
Speaker 2: you won't be surprised that the most commonplace, which state
Speaker 2: in which state in the country. Do you think they're
Speaker 2: more dangerous dogs?
Speaker 6: Queensland?
Speaker 2: You got it by friend, Queensland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right there, Long Long Way have all the other.
Speaker 2: States, and it's New South Wales and then w Way
Speaker 2: and then here in Victoria. But the thing that caught
Speaker 2: my eyes well is to help the posts and protect
Speaker 2: all their staff. They're arming every single OZ post delivery
Speaker 2: person with citronella like a candle.
Speaker 3: Like well, yeah, I mean dogge.
Speaker 2: So so don't don't dangerous dogs like them. I know
Speaker 2: you because I've got this horrible smell cit tronella. You
Speaker 2: light that candle, you know it's that coil. Yeah, everyone's
Speaker 2: got the caller to stop the mosses coming.
Speaker 1: So but you know that you think about the sense.
Speaker 2: So the odds post bit, they're in that little sort
Speaker 2: of motorbike thing like the Popma bit, isn't they go
Speaker 2: around and they've got all that sort of like firefighters,
Speaker 2: don't they shot?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they got all the all the gear on
Speaker 2: right all the floor. Where is the citronella on them?
Speaker 3: I reckon? It's like with the coppers, you know how
Speaker 3: break Yeah, like you know, but.
Speaker 2: Again, if a dangerous dog is you know, going for
Speaker 2: them or some that they've got to remember where the
Speaker 2: spray is?
Speaker 5: Yeah, fumbling around for your citrina, it's like but even
Speaker 5: if you get it, that's surely it's like a knife
Speaker 5: at a gunfight situation like this is citrin elle what
Speaker 5: you say?
Speaker 2: Now, they should be on with knives or guns. It
Speaker 2: should be like a bandoa like Mexican banders.
Speaker 6: But is it gonna be enough to stop a raging
Speaker 6: pit bull?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. If a pitbull, heaven a
Speaker 2: bit is actually attacking you or right your legs of
Speaker 2: that and you're going, oh my god, I did I
Speaker 2: leave it? It's not my back pocket. No, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's a candle.
Speaker 1: Takes ages to get going.
Speaker 4: That Christian color show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now once a week on the show we do something
Speaker 2: called small Thing, Big Rage, and I love hearing them
Speaker 2: or your moans and all your rape stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I was sinking today after something happened before the show today.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should reverse it. Do small things, big joy,
Speaker 2: small joy, beautifully done. That is, if I had a
Speaker 2: high level senius production.
Speaker 1: You need to get on this show.
Speaker 2: Why record something new when you can easy just add
Speaker 2: it in like that.
Speaker 1: Kids, that's how you do.
Speaker 2: It's all right, So small thing, Big Joy. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize that this company provide toast well breadth.
Speaker 1: A stunt.
Speaker 2: Yesterday morning I came in and Ben, the engineer, was
Speaker 2: buttering up some delicious looking toast, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you bring that in every morning and
Speaker 2: save He goes, no, no, no, the company provide breads
Speaker 2: in this fridge here, and so I had to get
Speaker 2: the come and do the show this morning. I came
Speaker 2: in five minutes early so I could use my entitlement
Speaker 2: of employee bread.
Speaker 6: Your bread allocation.
Speaker 2: I used it two ses. I'm not going to be greedy,
Speaker 2: and I toasted it. By the way, at this station,
Speaker 2: we have instant hot water that tap right It's brilliant,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Why can't you have instant toast that? What
Speaker 2: does it take three or four minutes to brown the toast?
Speaker 2: But doesn't that pil form andutes feel like three hours?
Speaker 2: Do you amount a time?
Speaker 1: You do it?
Speaker 2: You just get it out and you go.
Speaker 1: I can't need to go beg for the you stare
Speaker 1: at that toaster.
Speaker 6: Come on, all you have to do is make the
Speaker 6: toaster hotter. What are we doing?
Speaker 2: People? Just use the technology. We can have instant hot water,
Speaker 2: all that energy in a nanosecond. Surely put that into
Speaker 2: some kind of domestic flame thrower.
Speaker 6: That's all we asked.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 5: Come on, Bosh, don't get too excited about the staff
Speaker 5: bread because the bread only comes once every two weeks
Speaker 5: on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: So how do you know all this?
Speaker 6: Because I've also been through the same small joy.
Speaker 2: That you now thinking I'll do this every morning because
Speaker 2: that lovely warm toast.
Speaker 5: No, no, the next time you'll be able to get
Speaker 5: it is what the fifteenth I think of June's so it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be kidding me.
Speaker 2: And you've got to have a bread man who comes
Speaker 2: every two weeks. Yeah, just roar again. Is it rush?
Speaker 1: Can I get some bacon? You're kidding me? So is
Speaker 1: this going to run out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It runs out?
Speaker 5: You know why because none of the bloody staffer here
Speaker 5: on Mondays or Tuesday. So that's when we get to
Speaker 5: cash in. They all floodback, come crawling back. Wednesday, Thursday,
Speaker 5: it all disappears. And that I would dare say there
Speaker 5: will be noted by tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And also here's the other thing. They store the bread
Speaker 1: in the fridge. I've never seen that. Does anyone else
Speaker 1: store bread in the bread?
Speaker 3: Put the bread fridge?
Speaker 1: Does it? Does it?
Speaker 2: Does it stay healthier longer than because you know, we've
Speaker 2: all got the bread bin and it goes off very quick,
Speaker 2: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: But the bread is in the fridge.
Speaker 2: It's like this, if this company could save a buck,
Speaker 2: it would They must have good intel keep I'm now wondering, like, wait,
Speaker 2: how long has that loaf been in there? Has it
Speaker 2: been in there since the eighties when this station was
Speaker 2: like K nine or something like? He brought it in
Speaker 2: best for nineteen seventy four. So yeah, so it's not
Speaker 2: I can't rely on that every day.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that is a fleeting pleasure mister o'kan, is
Speaker 5: it only one type of bread?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2: They've got the cheap They've got the cheap white bread.
Speaker 2: It's not even tummy at home. My wife won't let
Speaker 2: me have it. So here, oh white bread, get that
Speaker 2: bleachy stuff in me.
Speaker 6: It's the Woolworths that they've got whole meal or white square,
Speaker 6: you know the two dollars a loaf?
Speaker 3: Is it sandwich or toast life?
Speaker 1: Though sandwich it tastes so great. Cake?
Speaker 2: Okay, So what I'm going to do then every weekend
Speaker 2: I will buy a loaf of bread for the team,
Speaker 2: and the team only what loaf of bread do you
Speaker 2: want me to get?
Speaker 1: Should I get sour dough?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, playsty that We're going to be happier on the
Speaker 5: radio with sour perform for the listeners.
Speaker 1: It's better for us, it's better for radio. I actually
Speaker 1: think we'll look back across the year and go what
Speaker 1: did you do?
Speaker 2: Then the ratings went through the roof, Christian wouldring sourdo
Speaker 2: into the team?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: That's it? Anyway, that was a discussion we should have
Speaker 2: had after the shown the team meeting. Very sorry you
Speaker 2: had to sit there with your arms folder go, and
Speaker 2: where is the entertainment these things? Man? That's it.
Speaker 1: It's a small thing.
Speaker 2: In the morning when you get to work. If you're
Speaker 2: a chief executive, listen right now, treat your team to
Speaker 2: sour dough and short change the bread. And also who
Speaker 2: what does any of the company have a bread person
Speaker 2: come every two weeks? That is so tight it literally
Speaker 2: won't give us a slice of bread this place, it's
Speaker 2: like living in a Charles Dickens novel.
Speaker 1: Work Please suit the bus?
Speaker 2: Can I have some more?
Speaker 6: No? Two weeks?
Speaker 2: Time you can eat?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Now do radio anyway? Small thing, big joy? What's it
Speaker 2: for you? Text me seventy five three one o.
Speaker 4: Four three Christian O'Connell show one podcast.
Speaker 2: Now Because I started wondering why this company stores the
Speaker 2: bread that we get every two weeks in the fridge.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Everyone listens to the show is onto this. None of
Speaker 2: us had any idea. Panny does it last longer? And
Speaker 2: the best place it work never goes steal is everyone
Speaker 2: has it in their freezer.
Speaker 1: Adds another thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: You get it straight out the freezer, a slice of
Speaker 2: two whatever you want, you put it straight and ses
Speaker 2: to adds another thirty seconds, but it won't ever go steal.
Speaker 5: Now my concern is if I'm taking a frozen peace
Speaker 5: of bread into the toaster, is that going to make
Speaker 5: it soggy though on the inside, going from cold frozen to.
Speaker 2: Hot, I wouldn't have thought so. No, no, no, because
Speaker 2: you've got that intense heat there. Okay with the heat wise.
Speaker 3: The grills things, But you've got to be careful of
Speaker 3: freezer burn as well, because I put stuff in the
Speaker 3: freezer and forget it's there, and then by the time
Speaker 3: you remember to cook it, it's got that freezer taste
Speaker 3: about it. Well, it gets that, you know, that flavor
Speaker 3: from the freezer. No, I call it freezer burn.
Speaker 2: No, I've never heard that freezer my life right through
Speaker 2: the bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's permeating around your cranium right now.
Speaker 3: Is you get freezer burn?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, small thing, big joy.
Speaker 2: My four year old daughter running up to me all
Speaker 2: excited when I get home.
Speaker 1: I remember those years. They're there for about three three
Speaker 1: more you've got then they don't do it anymore, and
Speaker 1: they eventually walk away out the door and never come.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the.
Speaker 3: Christian That's a big thing, big joy.
Speaker 2: Keeps away longer. Don't even throw it out straight into
Speaker 2: the toaster. Okay, we freeze our bread. Never have stale
Speaker 2: bread does take an ax thirty seconds. Thank you.
Speaker 5: What if you have like those loaves that aren't pre cut,
Speaker 5: you get an artisan load?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, you're going to get a nice pick.
Speaker 2: Or sourdough.
Speaker 1: Sourdough's rock hard. Anyway, I'm freezing that. I'm bringing that in.
Speaker 1: I've just said an email.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm saying, how I found out that
Speaker 2: the company provides bread, and Riss told me we only
Speaker 2: get it every two weeks because we work for a
Speaker 2: tight world radio station.
Speaker 1: So I said, it's now in my in my diary
Speaker 1: on my phone.
Speaker 2: I've said it as a weekly thing on a Sunday
Speaker 2: in Block Cap get Team sourdough and jam.
Speaker 6: I'm very well, a.
Speaker 2: Very kind listener, William not Christian. I can get you bread.
Speaker 2: I own a bakery in North Melbourne. How about this,
Speaker 2: I'm having to drop off some Team bread tomorrow, sour
Speaker 2: though freshly baked, hours before the show starts. William is,
Speaker 2: how I've been drop in a couple of croissants, some
Speaker 2: nice Danish and a couple of pasties as well. Christian,
Speaker 2: it's just something you'd like me to do, William Not Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: yes you Yes, that's very very kind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I could put in a weekly order with
Speaker 1: William Not. Yes. That's living well, isn't it. We get
Speaker 1: freshly coming on a Monday. The muffin Man's been Do.
Speaker 2: You know that? Do you remember that song? Do you
Speaker 2: know the muffin Man? Muffin Man? It is a song
Speaker 2: when people let me pat their dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, I love that.
Speaker 6: Are you supposed to ask?
Speaker 3: Yes, right, and hold your hand out for them to
Speaker 3: have a bit of a sniff.
Speaker 2: You should always ask, because some dogs don't like it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I always ask as well. I'll tell you what. It's
Speaker 2: also beautiful. It's the smell of a top of a
Speaker 2: dog's head.
Speaker 6: Yes, you love the top of heads.
Speaker 1: And that's gonna sound weird. I am not going around.
Speaker 2: I am not going around with We've had enough with
Speaker 2: old Grazer.
Speaker 1: We can't Christian the snapper.
Speaker 6: A baby, Christian, guys, I need Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: That that and as all of her labrador's head, let
Speaker 1: me at it.
Speaker 3: And remember, oh yeah, the smile of a shampoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just had a message from my mum.
Speaker 2: Right now. She's live in the UK. She's watching Springsteen
Speaker 2: in Liverpool. Oh, first time, first time, right, first time,
Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: He's ever played Liverpool.
Speaker 2: She's there so it's Wednesday night on Thursday month, so
Speaker 2: she's there right now, and he's he's doing a three
Speaker 2: over a three hour epic show at Liverpool Stadium and
Speaker 2: Field Stadium, and he's over the moon because it's the
Speaker 2: first time he's ever played down in Liverpool. Christian this week,
Speaker 2: my small thing, big Joy, it's cold enough to start
Speaker 2: using my hot water bottle. I love my hot water bottle.
Speaker 2: That's from Salnie. Uh.
Speaker 1: This has come from Shane Christian. You're right. What is
Speaker 1: it about wives not letting their husbands have white bread?
Speaker 2: But my wife went away last weekend. The first thing
Speaker 2: I just went water cheap oat, local wild. That's the
Speaker 2: joy for me. As soon as I like white bread,
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to have that at home. But at work,
Speaker 2: old beady, I can't see me here living my best
Speaker 2: life chomping on cheap o' white bred. Good morning, team,
Speaker 2: small thing, big Joy. This is going to sound disgusting,
Speaker 2: but my three year old used to sit on my
Speaker 2: lap and fat. The thing that would bring me the
Speaker 2: joy is how little giggle after she does it. It's the
Speaker 2: cutest thing, each to their own, each topsip of heads.
Speaker 1: Let me at that labrador's head.
Speaker 2: Guys, can you arrange one day just to have as
Speaker 2: many labradors as you can get to the station, so
Speaker 2: I could walk a line of labradors sniff in their heads.
Speaker 2: I actually think you know that a cat goes crazy
Speaker 2: with gatting it with his legs up in the ear.
Speaker 1: That is what would happen to me. I'd short circuit,
Speaker 1: I'd faint with joy.
Speaker 2: Christian, my small thing, big joy is sitting in the
Speaker 2: country listening to the birds and enjoying a cup of
Speaker 2: tea while doing the crosswords kind of.
Speaker 1: That sounds absolutely blissful.
Speaker 2: Keeps coming, the great small thing, big Joy. Four se
Speaker 2: five three one O four three. Do you know the muffin.
Speaker 4: Man the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All, yeah, that's what we're saying exactly that. Okay, So
Speaker 2: if you ever want to hear the song you call it,
Speaker 2: we go I to hear hell.
Speaker 1: Da la la la la.
Speaker 2: This is a little remix I'm starting to do with
Speaker 2: some of the songs, but how do you like it? Anyway?
Speaker 1: We were just talking. Sorry, we weren't just talking.
Speaker 2: It was me. I was just something ringing about that.
Speaker 2: But the muffin Man, do you remember that? Do you
Speaker 2: know the muffin Man, muffin Man, muffin Man? Anyway, one
Speaker 2: of you texted and said, Adam Lambert has sung do
Speaker 2: you know the muffin Man in the style of shut?
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: He's going to release this.
Speaker 2: He's got an amazing voice anyway, Adam Lambert.
Speaker 1: But you who knew he could do a great shirt
Speaker 1: doing the muffin Man incredibly?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much Melissa for sending that into us.
Speaker 2: That's a new ear one for me. That is brilliant.
Speaker 2: We're doing small things, big joy right now, the show
Speaker 2: sat Big Joy. We're also still getting messages from you
Speaker 2: about storing your bread loaf in the freezer Christian. Most
Speaker 2: toasters nowadays have a setting on them for frozen bread.
Speaker 2: I store my bread and the freezer. Put a couple
Speaker 2: of slices in a sandwich bag and take them out
Speaker 2: as required, so you haven't could run and break the
Speaker 2: loaf up. We have some smart people who are hacking
Speaker 2: knife world. I'm Stephen Christian. My small thing, this is
Speaker 2: some this's of my small thing. Big joys dipping cho
Speaker 2: chocolate biscuits in my cup of tea and sucking the
Speaker 2: melted chocolate off before you eat the biscuits. That's want
Speaker 2: to look at them, Melissa. Is that at work or
Speaker 2: a loose small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 1: This is one.
Speaker 2: Mark is coming home after a long note work to
Speaker 2: be greeted by my dog.
Speaker 1: Who behaves like up in a way for you.
Speaker 2: You're right, Mark, that's a great one, Bonnie Christian and
Speaker 2: the team.
Speaker 1: Small thing, big joy.
Speaker 2: When the petrol pump stops at the exact dollar or liter.
Speaker 1: About and you you're right, that's a great one.
Speaker 2: Small thing, big joy is my trusty old backscratcher hitting
Speaker 2: the exact spot when I've been trying to contort my
Speaker 2: arm to get in the middle of the backs. Came, yes, freezer.
Speaker 2: Mine is a thing to prevent that. You have to
Speaker 2: double bag the bread then it doesn't get that freezer taste.
Speaker 2: I love that small thing, big joy. Getting my tests
Speaker 2: read out on.
Speaker 1: The radio a pleasure and eat a pleasure.
Speaker 2: Christian.
Speaker 1: I love forget about the top of a dog's head.
Speaker 1: You have a you have a smelt their poor pads, Gina, don't.
Speaker 2: Get me started. I haven't done that, but that's a
Speaker 2: new thing I could start tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm more glad it's not the pause, it's the poor pads. Christian.
Speaker 2: One of my small things Big joys feeding a horse
Speaker 2: and apple and how happy he looks it?
Speaker 1: Does this really go?
Speaker 2: A cute thing where he doubles his tongue in his
Speaker 2: mouth and sucks it for rages like he's savoring every
Speaker 2: last juicey's taste of it. It always makes me smile.
Speaker 2: This does your show, Chules, what a lovely thing to say.
Speaker 2: That's great, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes time. Then name game.
Speaker 2: If your name is a bit of a pain, get
Speaker 2: ready to play at eight.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, Small Thing, Big Joy When the deadly as system
Speaker 2: weighs the exact amount of something you've asked for, nothing
Speaker 2: nothing more satisfying than seeing those scales match. It's wizardry.
Speaker 2: Rachel Cornell, you're right, that's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: My small thing, Big Joy is my milk frother twenty
Speaker 2: two bucks and Camar. Every morning I make my coffee
Speaker 2: my little Audi coffee pup machine, but the milk Frother
Speaker 2: adds to the coffee makes it a latte.
Speaker 1: I work from home and I just love it.
Speaker 2: I even went over for afternoon tea with my ninety
Speaker 2: five year old neighbor on Sunday and made a hot
Speaker 2: chocolate with the.
Speaker 1: Fro She loved it. Julie Brooke, what a lovely act
Speaker 1: of kindness that is.
Speaker 5: You know who is at Kmart and Audi yesterday, Katie Perry?
Speaker 1: What because she's in? She was in.
Speaker 5: She's in the Western so she's in Lidcombe which is
Speaker 5: the equivalent of say Werribee, and she's in.
Speaker 6: She's spotted in the Audi and Camart in the West.
Speaker 1: Hill doesn't love an anko. I want to know. I
Speaker 1: want to know what she was buying.
Speaker 2: I need you now to drop all your activities the
Speaker 2: next hour we've got of the show to find out
Speaker 2: what was she buying her?
Speaker 1: Was she in disguise or Katy Perry?
Speaker 6: She had big black glasses on and a baseball.
Speaker 2: Can you think if I ever see somebody with big
Speaker 2: glasses on a base workup? I think that person's famous.
Speaker 2: More Yes, it's right. You're instantly more suspicious. That's fantastic,
Speaker 2: and Julie lovely thing to do, Christian. We just got
Speaker 2: a new Ikea wardrobe and decided to get the lights installed.
Speaker 2: So now every time I open the wardrobe doors, my
Speaker 2: clothes are illuminated.
Speaker 1: But don't you.
Speaker 2: We have lights in the bedroom anyway, in the actual
Speaker 2: cat I can see everything. What a game changer?
Speaker 1: If us a smile on my face every time.
Speaker 2: I get so excited whenever my friends come around, I
Speaker 2: show that my new lit up wardrobe. It is I
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 4: Kelly.
Speaker 2: That's great, Kelly in Preston, Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 2: Small thing, big joy is one hundred cotton fresh clean sheet.
Speaker 2: When you get in that bed and you smell, the
Speaker 2: first thing you do is you run the hand over
Speaker 2: the sheet, don't.
Speaker 1: You it's fresh?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't they be fresh every day? I bet they
Speaker 1: are for Katie.
Speaker 3: Perry Friday nights, our sheet night, change the sheets on
Speaker 3: a Friday.
Speaker 2: We told you before you love life is not the
Speaker 2: concern of this show. Okay, I know what? Ask her?
Speaker 2: Anything else? Anyway? Where were we? Oh? Yes, how do
Speaker 2: you win your way to London? To go and see
Speaker 2: Oasis play It.
Speaker 6: Seem to win. It's go your Ti kid yea record
Speaker 6: your rentry.
Speaker 2: You could be a Wembley touch of Yoda about that record?
Speaker 2: Must I like it? Awaits Yoda sing it to Win It?
Speaker 2: Oasis Live twenty twenty five. They're coming here obviously Marble Stadium.
Speaker 2: Final tickets or the third show November fourth are on cell
Speaker 2: now and Live Nation dot com dot au for all
Speaker 2: the details. But we're going to send you before they're here,
Speaker 2: the first time they're back together in London in seventeen years,
Speaker 2: on the same stage opening night of their nine day
Speaker 2: run at Wembley Stadium. A million people will see them
Speaker 2: in nine days. You're gonna be the first to see
Speaker 2: them on the opening night. I'm so jealous. I even
Speaker 2: know the date off by how I don't even need
Speaker 2: to look at the fact sheet. Twenty fifth of July.
Speaker 2: You'll be there, incredible sunshine in and a day sunny
Speaker 2: evening in London, Wembley Stadium, Oasis on stage for the first
Speaker 2: time in seventeen years. We're going to fly two of
Speaker 2: you to London, spending money, put you up in a
Speaker 2: great hotel. You can then call the show on the
Speaker 2: Monday and make us all jealous. How great you are
Speaker 2: there at history a truly historic rock and roll moment.
Speaker 2: We're going to put you there now as Rio just sung.
Speaker 2: How do you win it? You pick an OATI song,
Speaker 2: you add your own lyrics to it, you record it
Speaker 2: on your phone, email it to me Christian at Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot AU. Now the Golden Roy you
Speaker 2: need to remember with this, you probably thinking I'd love it.
Speaker 2: I'd love this. However I haven't got a very good voice.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. This is not a talent competition. It
Speaker 2: is a singing competition, but it's not a talent competition.
Speaker 2: Two very very different things. I say that because I
Speaker 2: need to play you. We've had our first entry ready
Speaker 2: only announces this time yesterday morning, Wow, six o'clock yesterday evening.
Speaker 1: I'm making dinner for.
Speaker 2: My family and as a ping on my phone, it's
Speaker 2: the first entry and it's from and who's done this
Speaker 2: to wonderful and thank you very much, Christian, Congratulations on birthday.
Speaker 2: Listen from the early days until now. How much would
Speaker 2: I love to win the Oasia tickets? O MG, please
Speaker 2: listen to my version of wonder wol I'd love to
Speaker 2: take my husband Greg with me to the Oasis show.
Speaker 2: Haven't had the cash to ford the tickets today Melbourne
Speaker 2: shows here. Greg's never been to the UK. Much of
Speaker 2: this is from Ann and this is a brilliant, brilliant,
Speaker 2: brilliant start. This is what we're talking about. Passion.
Speaker 1: Two day is going to be the day I'll win
Speaker 1: that London flight from you.
Speaker 2: Brilliant start.
Speaker 5: Fine, now, I've memorized trying of every song that girlikers do.
Speaker 2: I don't believe anybody loves.
Speaker 4: The words they sing like I do now because maybe.
Speaker 2: God It for me is the one to save me.
Speaker 2: Nicely done and nicely done after.
Speaker 4: I'm the biggest fan of the.
Speaker 2: Mall great, great, very Now be listening, Christian going, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're saying it's not a talent competition, play me something.
Speaker 2: Then approves that you sure, because I've got another one.
Speaker 2: But I said, and I will always say every day
Speaker 2: of this, this is not a talent competition.
Speaker 1: This is from Michelle.
Speaker 7: I don't think I'll take my hobby, my best Friendy.
Speaker 7: You have said cry when we sit down on the
Speaker 7: plane of've in the sky.
Speaker 1: Take a busca isn't it's timidy.
Speaker 7: Drink, never seen the man concern never they were my
Speaker 7: girls in case they fight, but they are getting high.
Speaker 2: Check that one.
Speaker 1: The opening line.
Speaker 2: Okay, good one. To the kids on the school.
Speaker 7: Run, Mum, what do you say?
Speaker 2: Come on? Very very good? All right, keep them coming.
Speaker 2: Then email your entries. Are you picking away the song?
Speaker 2: You write your own lyrics single on your phone? Email
Speaker 2: it over to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 2: dot au.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're doing a minute, just figuring out. I'll get
Speaker 1: well soon.
Speaker 2: Card to the Hawk, Skipper James, Cecily James, sorry to
Speaker 2: hear you've hurt your get well soon at Nightmare.
Speaker 1: When have you ever hurt your.
Speaker 2: It's agony weeks. You go to the dogs and you go,
Speaker 2: what's up me? He goes, Look, it's bad news. I
Speaker 2: give it you straight. You've hurt your rum a any.
Speaker 1: Who's funny stuff? All right, let's get on with the show.
Speaker 6: Do you have a name that's a pain?
Speaker 5: A name you always need to explain, Well, we've made
Speaker 5: name my name as in game.
Speaker 2: Well you're on fine form, so smash the next twenty
Speaker 2: minutes Patsy, we'll see what happened. Lines are over now
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five, twenty two. If you've got to name,
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a pain. We've turned it into
Speaker 2: a game. So if you have got on those names
Speaker 2: that is a bit of pain. You will have a
Speaker 2: one go to line that you almost have in your
Speaker 2: back pocket every day. When someone mangles you name, you go,
Speaker 2: as in you start with the clue that you give
Speaker 2: to all the people, as in me and Patsy take
Speaker 2: each other on trying I guess what your name is
Speaker 2: from the clue.
Speaker 1: It goes up this cool a one. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: name game.
Speaker 2: Sorry, there's two parts to my name.
Speaker 4: The first part is one of the kids from the
Speaker 4: flamestone bam bam and then the second part is the
Speaker 4: type of.
Speaker 2: Car Bamford O toyo are you Bamford Bamford cooler too?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 3: My name as in a golf stroke, Oh I don't know,
Speaker 3: god swing shot Chip Chip.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people say that they almost try and convince the
Speaker 2: person that's their names you got it wrong.
Speaker 1: Your name is Chip.
Speaker 2: Just say yes, you are now reborn Christian Chip.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for joining us, Christian. I just jumped to the car.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard the sports news. I'm a Hawks fan. Oh,
Speaker 2: I've got some of it here.
Speaker 3: Hawks are without skipper James Cicily, who's dealing with a.
Speaker 6: Splash of domino.
Speaker 2: I can't have the time to do that will waste
Speaker 2: Lockie's time telling to edit it.
Speaker 1: This is how it went out on air.
Speaker 3: Hawks are without skipper James Cicily, who's dealing with a
Speaker 3: hippp slasher domino oor guy injury, our best horse.
Speaker 1: It's a night when you hurt your.
Speaker 2: All. Right, the Name Game as in, let's get ready
Speaker 2: to play?
Speaker 1: Are you ready, Patsy?
Speaker 2: Do it? Locked and loaded? Now we don't know your name,
Speaker 2: so this is when you come on air. You'll just
Speaker 2: hear me refer to you as caller one, two, three,
Speaker 2: and four. You can play along at home as well,
Speaker 2: call a one. Good morning, Welcome to the Name game.
Speaker 4: Good morning. My last name as in the legal system.
Speaker 3: Lawyer, judiciary, justice, brief, courthouse, registrates, justice, justice, justice, strong.
Speaker 1: Name and does it influence your choice of occupation? What
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 4: I'm a crossing supervisor, So.
Speaker 2: Justice sestri Injustice, Justice by name, Justice by Nature, Loving Income.
Speaker 3: John Mellencamp named one of his sons, Justice, didn't he
Speaker 3: I think he's got a kid called Justice.
Speaker 1: It's very like we focus on the sport. Let's go
Speaker 1: to work. Caller too, good morning, caller.
Speaker 2: Too hill to Hi?
Speaker 3: Are you my name?
Speaker 2: Is? In a children's game Hopscotch Scotch, well known child's
Speaker 2: game in the nineteen.
Speaker 1: Kids they love that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. They take top and they scotch Hungry Hippo?
Speaker 2: Are you hungry hippo? No for Monopoly, Ted winks, I
Speaker 2: spy not Marbles.
Speaker 6: No getting.
Speaker 4: Cards close to my home, gloth everything.
Speaker 1: Guess who? Hello, which, guess who?
Speaker 5: I getting closer, but yeah, closer, Maybe another Cluekay.
Speaker 6: Another clue. As in.
Speaker 2: A pizza shops Dominos, Thank you all right?
Speaker 1: Call the three? You're playing along today?
Speaker 2: Pats? Yes, I am.
Speaker 3: I believe I won the last round. We are one?
Speaker 3: All yeah, I said Justice, Justice, No, I call the
Speaker 3: whole thing off.
Speaker 2: Call the three.
Speaker 1: Welcome from the name game tense scenes, Hi, guys, my
Speaker 1: first name.
Speaker 2: As in the Flower, the Tea.
Speaker 3: And the Rice Rose, No, Daisy, the Flower, the tea
Speaker 3: and the rice.
Speaker 1: Uncle Ben's. One of my favorite bouquets of flowers is Uncle.
Speaker 2: Bens the flower, the tea, the tea and thet No
Speaker 2: some flower.
Speaker 1: Something rice. There's also a flower. There's bas Matti long grain,
Speaker 1: short grain. Jo well done, you get.
Speaker 3: Of course, Jasmin.
Speaker 2: Well John well beautiful name call a four, call of four.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the name game. Good morning. My last name as.
Speaker 3: In a gun pistol, Yeah, rifle, no.
Speaker 2: Machine gun eight K forty seven.
Speaker 6: You know too many?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Your name is Diane Bazooka.
Speaker 3: Is it Winchester?
Speaker 2: No Winster rifle? Last thing and Annie, get your gun?
Speaker 2: Clark Gable you want to clue? Yeah, play Gatling starts
Speaker 2: with a b BB gun gun with a bee beretta. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 2: wow wait all right we do round two next.
Speaker 4: Christian Condor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Final around now in the name game. As in, during
Speaker 2: this song, was just catching up with my favorite podcast
Speaker 2: listen to, which is Daily Sports Podcast Relentless.
Speaker 1: News and just listen to.
Speaker 2: I hadn't quite got to the Edge News Day, so
Speaker 2: I'll be with you in a second. I just need
Speaker 2: to hear it.
Speaker 3: Hawks without Skipper James Cecily, who's dealing with a hip
Speaker 3: slasher dominal injury?
Speaker 2: Oh? Got it?
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 3: Okay, my podcast so seamless every other time when I
Speaker 3: do my cup, But really.
Speaker 6: I always say that about your pattery. You're too good.
Speaker 2: Yea, Actually I am too good.
Speaker 1: You're too slick.
Speaker 3: I spoil you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: So let's go to the name game, as in cooler one.
Speaker 4: Welcome, Hello, good morning guys. My last name as in
Speaker 4: dried fruits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sultana's raisins.
Speaker 6: You got it.
Speaker 2: Second one, Sultana Sultana.
Speaker 1: What is your whole name?
Speaker 2: Daniel Sultana, Daniel, Let's do fruit fruit Surnames, Timarna Show,
Speaker 2: starting with you, Daniel Sultana.
Speaker 1: What a great.
Speaker 2: Danny Sultana.
Speaker 4: It's like a.
Speaker 2: Seventies lounge singer and now in Vegas. Welcome on stage
Speaker 2: from One Night Only, Danny Sultana. I love it, Danny,
Speaker 2: great name. Thank you very much for calling him. I
Speaker 2: have a good day to call it to. Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys. My first name as in.
Speaker 1: Apple, James, James, Cecily Pats.
Speaker 3: We've got a covedion. Did you say as apples?
Speaker 2: Apple?
Speaker 6: Oh? Jonathan?
Speaker 1: Oh, well done.
Speaker 6: You got it, Jonathan, Jonathan Apple.
Speaker 3: It's a variety of apple.
Speaker 2: We don't have them with our lovely Grannie. Smith's all right,
Speaker 2: thank you very much, Jonathan. It's got to caol of three.
Speaker 2: Last one today on the name game, I was cooler three.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 2: My last name is as in a long way away.
Speaker 1: Far, far away, distance.
Speaker 7: Close with the first one far distance, long way far far.
Speaker 2: Yep is your actual name? That's probably short for Farquhar,
Speaker 2: just far. I met the poshest man in the world
Speaker 2: once and he told me he was the Queen of
Speaker 2: England's private bank.
Speaker 1: And I which you name goes Farquhar Harris Smith.
Speaker 2: Of course I've never met a first name Farquhar.
Speaker 6: I know the guy in Shrek the Little King is Lord.
Speaker 2: I met an actual Farquhar.
Speaker 6: Which is your fancy name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow Fruit surnames for Joanney, Sultana far Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. She give us a call.
Speaker 1: You're calling on the school run. Are you okay?
Speaker 2: And how old are you?
Speaker 7: I'm certain and I'm wait for school.
Speaker 6: I'm late for the news.
Speaker 2: Fard school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: I said. Another message from my mum.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, right now, it's late in evening, very late in
Speaker 2: the evening in the UK. She's watching Bruce Springsteen live
Speaker 2: first time ever at Liverpool at Anfield, the home of Liverpool,
Speaker 2: and she said her feet at home. He's been on
Speaker 2: stage for over three and a half hours. Yes it is,
Speaker 2: Come on, It's so awesome.
Speaker 6: You and your mom both love Springsteen.
Speaker 2: I love yeah, no, no, My mom was used to listen
Speaker 2: to him all the time when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: So that's where it comes from. Yeah, I'd love to
Speaker 2: be there where she is right now, so as much
Speaker 2: as I love being with you guys springing right today?
Speaker 1: Then for the best thing on the time?
Speaker 2: Where a night on us and breakfast at the Grand
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Speaker 2: looking for your teenage songs today. Practical Parenting Magazine's top
Speaker 2: five most frustrating teenager habits. Patsy, you have one?
Speaker 3: Where do I go?
Speaker 1: What do you think is in the top five?
Speaker 3: Clothes on the floor and like throwing out clean clothes
Speaker 3: to the laundry when they're not dirty.
Speaker 1: It's a good one that's not in there.
Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 1: And five holding cups and plates in their bedroom.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you go up there disgusted, and sometimes it's like
Speaker 1: what's it?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Goes all? It's like molds growing, like a skin of mold.
Speaker 2: Layer.
Speaker 1: That's it, the skin of it.
Speaker 3: Find hawks last night going tops forks, seven forks in
Speaker 3: her bedroom, eating.
Speaker 2: Four exactly, sleeping in past midday. Well that's Patsy the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it. Three staring at the phones. Yes, number
Speaker 2: two saying they've done something when they haven't done it.
Speaker 1: Yes, And you have to get what you're say going
Speaker 1: you sure, why don't you believe me?
Speaker 3: You have to cross examine them.
Speaker 1: And then the dreaded only using one word answers, how's school.
Speaker 2: To it's a grunt, grunting. Yeah, that's it all right?
Speaker 2: Teenage songs of course, you could have anything. You've got
Speaker 2: teenage boys by house of stain. Wow, you know because
Speaker 2: they sped a drink, yes or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but always on the bed sheets, you know, boys with
Speaker 2: the heavy cold. Any hoosy cupoosie smells like teen bo.
Speaker 1: I drop my one as a play on sweet dreams.
Speaker 2: Bohemian snapchat to the actually works, tiktoking on Heaven's door
Speaker 2: or silver?
Speaker 1: What have you got real teenager songs?
Speaker 6: You know who the teenagers love? Who's that Susan Boyle?
Speaker 1: Remember her Susan Boyle twenty years ago?
Speaker 2: Oh the Susan boil One.
Speaker 1: Let me get Susan Boyn on my chin.
Speaker 6: I mean de meme ge that was her dream?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, hi right? Is it high grade? I think it's
Speaker 1: low grade bronze minus.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's slam slam slamming on Heaven's door.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant God plus very good.
Speaker 6: Shiny shiny patsy people, shiny happy pimple.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's also very good.
Speaker 6: Gold and voice break hotel gold as well.
Speaker 1: Were you just out your teenage years? Break fresh for you?
Speaker 1: Isn't it all right?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Text yours in teenage songs?
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Speaker 2: Today, we're looking for your teenage songs. I feel bad
Speaker 2: because it has never been a harder time to be
Speaker 2: a teenager in this life out Now all they get
Speaker 2: is us rinsing them for the next five minutes. But
Speaker 2: we deserve to do it because we do have to
Speaker 2: put up a lot. Two of the most common phrases
Speaker 2: from both of my two beautiful daughters when they're right
Speaker 2: in their peak teenage years, which is, I think fifteen
Speaker 2: to seventeen, I didn't ask to be born? I should
Speaker 2: get that one a lot.
Speaker 1: What did I mate? And you think about it? None
Speaker 1: of us ask. We didn't.
Speaker 2: You didn't sit down with your parents, you know, when
Speaker 2: you were a zygot and said, listen, guys, I'd like
Speaker 2: to be born.
Speaker 1: So can you two get jiggy with it?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 6: You wouldn't want him? It be asking?
Speaker 1: No, you know you really don't want about that. The
Speaker 1: other one was do you know who I am?
Speaker 2: I still get that now with my eighteen year old
Speaker 2: I made something, you know, come and a side dish
Speaker 2: of something. She goes, don't looy this? Do you even
Speaker 2: know me? Meet?
Speaker 1: We're over that now?
Speaker 6: Do ask me born?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: The little questions? Okay, teenage songs, tough time, a bit
Speaker 2: of teenage. We love the teenager we do. We do
Speaker 2: jump in Jack pash Tracy, well done, ZiT me maybe
Speaker 2: one more time? Silver Stephen, tick around the top or clever? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a Mark Hopkins. Let me sleep before you go go?
Speaker 2: I Caroline, well done, not red red wine by UB
Speaker 2: forty wine wine wine by you b thirteen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Michael could even say wine like complaining.
Speaker 2: That's what it was.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if you mean drink.
Speaker 2: Wine or many teenagers are tucking lit pino, Oh my
Speaker 2: pino years when I was fifteen?
Speaker 1: Daddy?
Speaker 2: Can we start new features? Patsy explains Comedy episode nine hundred.
Speaker 2: I was I was listening to an episode of Patsy
Speaker 2: explains comedy The other day.
Speaker 3: Hawks are without who's dealing with a hip slash abdominal injury?
Speaker 2: That's comedy, folks. Serrento moody, Oh Silver, that's very good.
Speaker 2: I love that, Lauren not hey dude, hey mood I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start singing that hey mood.
Speaker 1: And that will really help things.
Speaker 2: Sitting on the TikTok of the Bay, Silver Miners, No
Speaker 2: poker face, pimple facezitchy citty bang bang, that's a movie.
Speaker 1: They made us laugh. Pocket money is too tight to
Speaker 1: mention by pimply red.
Speaker 2: That's so unfair.
Speaker 1: The swisper.
Speaker 2: Almost on the custoder Jason gone singing in the stain.
Speaker 6: Oh no, we can't start staying one.
Speaker 2: No, food fighters have got song for teenagers. Monkey Stench,
Speaker 2: Monkey Stench is great.
Speaker 1: That's some Josh Cavana, unbreak my voice.
Speaker 2: Silver, time after time, I've told you to get off
Speaker 2: your device. Have yelled there, Betty Davis and Stankyes, oh
Speaker 2: not smooth criminal, smoothie criminal. That's a goal, Georgia. That's Oh,
Speaker 2: she's a real smoothie criminal. Jenny c from the Block, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's clever. Plus adding Clemente will done. You shook me
Speaker 2: all fortnight long from mel girls just want to have
Speaker 2: grunt Silver, I'm so nervous about pronouncing that one at
Speaker 2: the end of the show. Really really could have taken
Speaker 2: us into a place. And there's Patsy's clip. At least
Speaker 2: we can never replay that clip. What about pubic enemy? No, no,
Speaker 2: come on, let's get physical. Is now, let's get clear us.
Speaker 2: Who's the winner? Monkey Monkey Stench is the winner? Joe,
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow. Thanks for listening.
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