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Speaker 3: Got anything good?

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the christian'connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Rio, Good morning Christian, Good morning Patsy morning. Now,

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Speaker 2: what has gone on between you two? There's tension in

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Speaker 2: the air. We've got three hours to get through.

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Speaker 3: If it's spoken to him today.

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Speaker 1: That's the tension.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what silent treatment, Pats is not a normal days.

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Speaker 5: We have to we have to acknowledge this and then

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Speaker 5: we can move on with the show.

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Speaker 2: There's a funk in the air, the fact that you

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Speaker 2: don't understand that. But I guess Hannibal Lecture doesn't think

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Speaker 2: you have a problem eating people. You will behave like that.

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Speaker 2: Not saying you're Hannibal Letter, but I'm saying you're Hannibal.

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Speaker 3: That's nice, isn't it? Isn't that lovely to start the

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Speaker 3: day off.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted you to clear the air on my.

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Speaker 3: Couch and explain what is the problem.

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Speaker 5: We need to we need to Patty, Okay, I was

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Speaker 5: going to leave yesterday. We're standing in the hallway and

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Speaker 5: it's a very narrow hallway.

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Speaker 2: The one down here, the one just down here.

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Speaker 5: Patty and I we love a little gossip. So we

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Speaker 5: were having a little gossip before we both.

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Speaker 1: Loship or what Pats he really loves his picture. It

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Speaker 1: was a gossip.

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Speaker 6: It was gossip.

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Speaker 1: It was yes, edge to it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, not to be disgusting, but gossip. Gossip, this normal

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Speaker 6: workplace gossip.

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Speaker 2: If you could talk about it here, what a what

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Speaker 2: a show show? We called it cleaning out the closet.

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Speaker 2: So you're having a gossip slash bitch. Yes, we're standing

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Speaker 2: a lovely way to celebrate seven years together on.

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Speaker 1: Hate.

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Speaker 3: I love you. You're not painting me correctly at all?

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Speaker 1: No, sorry, but do you mention?

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Speaker 3: I was ladden with about two handbags, my compuwter bag.

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Speaker 6: Your hands were full.

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Speaker 5: And then we were standing face to face and we

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Speaker 5: both go to go different directions in the hallway and

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Speaker 5: there is a grazing of our bodies.

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Speaker 2: Where show me on this doll where you've got great bass.

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Speaker 6: Stop below my oh no, my belt.

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Speaker 3: It was more like a good damn whack on no

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Speaker 1: Then it just it gave my tap on the ash

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Speaker 3: Side by accidentally as I was swinging around my bags

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Speaker 3: whacked him in the groin, and I felt awful.

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Speaker 6: It just for like three seconds though no one said anything.

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Speaker 5: We're just sitting there in silence, and then she goes,

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Speaker 5: I I touched you, and I let ye ye letd.

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Speaker 1: You go forward?

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Speaker 5: It We just left in silence.

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Speaker 3: I felt awful.

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Speaker 2: He should have immediately taken the rest of the week off,

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Speaker 2: and then you just start a brandy week and no

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Speaker 2: one ever talks about it ever again. Just a mere

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Speaker 6: I haven't spoken to her until you didn't know where

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Speaker 3: And I dreadful because I said, was.

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Speaker 2: That your Oh my? You don't ask you That's what

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Speaker 2: there's any one thing that you don't even talk about it.

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Speaker 1: You don't even say sorry.

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Speaker 2: You just seem to say goodbye, see you again tomorrow

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Speaker 2: at the office, bye bye.

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Speaker 1: You don't talk about it.

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Speaker 2: You certainly don't ask questions like was that your awesome?

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Speaker 6: There's no mystery it was, and you know it clearly was.

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Speaker 6: Actually I believe your parting words to me as you.

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Speaker 1: Left say nothing about this, to.

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Speaker 6: Don't tell.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but it's just when you're in a tight

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Speaker 6: It wasn't your fault.

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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't in my defense, your honor, but you

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Speaker 5: I've never had that situation that worked before, and that's

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Speaker 5: that's a good thing to say.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we listen, guys, and we all okay, accident and accidental, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad we clear that up, guys.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just really us on our way into well work today.

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Speaker 1: It's a long weekend. Suddenly it's come around. We get so.

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Speaker 2: Many frequent pubbet holidays in Victoria and then there's that

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Speaker 2: big sort of stretch where there's none they need to

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Speaker 2: spread them out. Were because we have just had Easter?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that doesn't feel like that long ago.

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Speaker 2: And now we're like, do you know what, how about

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Speaker 2: we celebrate a royal member's birthday that actually isn't their birthday.

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Speaker 2: They have a good enough life as it is. They

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Speaker 5: But enjoy this one because you're right. It's the long

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Speaker 5: stretch now unto what Melbourne Cup is the next one.

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Speaker 3: No, it's Grand Final Friday again on the Friday.

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Speaker 2: I could understand if it was on the Monday. So

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Speaker 2: everyone has a big weekend on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Why do you need to do the day before the

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Speaker 3: It's for the Grand Final parade, so people go into

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Speaker 2: No, how many people pass, not thousands? Well, come on,

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Speaker 2: Final parade? But you're from it. You're a country bumpkin quebe.

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Speaker 1: Have you been on it? This pointing at you as well?

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Speaker 1: You don't put your hands up.

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Speaker 6: Actually I walked.

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Speaker 2: I walked past its fans.

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Speaker 6: That makes fore Richmond, so I couldn't avoid it.

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Speaker 2: I was really looking forward to this long weekend, and

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Speaker 2: then I got tickets to go to the King's Birthday

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Speaker 2: game dese Pies, and then Sunday afternoon happened. We got

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Speaker 2: there's the Big Freeze and it's such an amazing chant

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Speaker 2: To have met Neil Donaher a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: The energy of that man is unbelievable, amazing.

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Speaker 2: He is an incredible human being, so it's always an

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Speaker 2: amazing day. The Big Freeze is a great thing in

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Speaker 2: it's like they say, it's nice, not something any calendar,

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Speaker 2: even if it's six months away. That when you see

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Speaker 2: It's like the whole weekend before that. I've got some

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Speaker 1: My senses are there.

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Speaker 6: And you know it's coming here, you know, not know

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Speaker 1: And the Pies are doing really well.

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Speaker 2: They're like a sending and the Desa now going the

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Speaker 2: the right, so perassly, what are you doing long weekends?

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Speaker 3: We're heading back to the homesticks and going to Millerwell

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Speaker 3: for the weekend. Can't wait three days of sitting by

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Speaker 3: the fire having a glass of wine. Maybe go for

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Speaker 2: No, we might of wine, hopefully not in that order

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Speaker 2: to see you and Chris on a tandem bike.

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Speaker 1: Yes, visual.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, years ago, me and my friend hide a

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Speaker 2: If you've ever been on a tandem bike, right and something,

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Speaker 2: you is called the stoker. There's a role you have

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Speaker 2: Please please hire a tandem.

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Speaker 3: Is it harder on the front or on the back

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Speaker 2: Is it because I was at the front? And it's

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Speaker 3: Then you yeah, and you've got a kind of do you.

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Speaker 2: on tander bikes to do the tan bike. It is

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Speaker 2: when it's that mix of being hysterical and scared, it's that.

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Speaker 2: And then we came to a traffic lights on coming

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Speaker 2: and I remember we just there were traffic lights there

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Speaker 1: How do you like who puts what foot down? Who's left,

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Speaker 2: Because on a bicycle, when it's just you, you put

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Speaker 2: We broke a wing mirror. There was almost a road

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Speaker 2: rage incident. So yeah, let's do the tandem bike right.

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Speaker 2: And so what do you take when you go away

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Speaker 2: from long We can take too much? Wife takes that

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Speaker 2: pillow really really yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, Well we're even going to pack the espresso machine,

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Speaker 3: our coffee machine. Why because it makes the best coffee

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Speaker 3: and I know espresso. I know there's.

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Speaker 1: Coffee instant, but it's really good.

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Speaker 2: It's a city that prides itself on very very good coffee,

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Speaker 3: No, it's not in the middle of nowhere. There's cafes everywhere.

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Speaker 1: But the way you take you crappy espresso because not

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Speaker 1: the ones the pods?

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Speaker 2: Is it it is? I love Are you getting the hotel?

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Speaker 2: And oh my god, they've got the petty pods which

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Speaker 2: you like, get coffee? Put that little fumbling without thumb in.

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Speaker 3: We love it though, And the love God on a weekend,

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Speaker 3: being the queen that I am, he brings me a

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Speaker 3: coffee before I get out of bed. That's that's just

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Speaker 3: what he's always done.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking after himself with that.

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Speaker 3: So if the machines there in the room, we don't

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Speaker 3: everyone gets showered and gets ready to go down to

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Speaker 3: breakfast and everything. It's like too long to wait for

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Speaker 3: a coffee waiting for a teenager to get ready, you know,

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Speaker 3: it might be two hours before we get down there.

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Speaker 3: So we figured we would breathe.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot to lug it around, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: No, we still got it in its original box out

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Speaker 2: Yesterday was our seventh birthday of the show, and we're

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Speaker 2: So it says inside to my gorgeous grandson Finn, love Nana. Right.

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Speaker 2: Not just that, there's a used scratchy inside where she'd

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Speaker 1: I did get you, Yeah, he didn't win.

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Speaker 6: Keep your distance, yes, keep your distance limbo when you

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. This comes from the

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Speaker 2: newly senior John Lewis. This wording is relevant, Christian. I'm

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Speaker 6: There's some dignity in being senior like you guys.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no. Last week I was having to meet

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Speaker 1: We've got here.

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Speaker 2: This is a Mark Christian happy seventh and of a

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Speaker 2: You would talk about all the cards, all the cards,

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Speaker 2: It's incredible. It's just completely different. Anyway, Michelle goes on

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Speaker 2: As always earned the emails for your late La party.

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Speaker 2: Please know more about Yes, I did say play Boy,

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Speaker 2: you know what I make grow up listeners Christian at

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell shout go on podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you're tuned in, we have just one an instant

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Speaker 2: to me in a birthday card from Karen in Lara.

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Speaker 2: That ten bucks we're given to you. We're shouting one

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Speaker 2: of you a coffee. Ben's on the line right now. Ben,

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Speaker 2: sounds like you really need a coffee. Good morning, Ben.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Rios is nippout because I didn't like the

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Speaker 1: Ben. Youallo, Ben, So you need a coffee. I would

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Speaker 6: I'm a truck driver.

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Speaker 1: I'm always out on the road and I'm always I'm

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Speaker 2: So that's not going to do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and you're a truck driver as well, I am.

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Speaker 2: Well you need a proper coffee then all right, So

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Speaker 2: where send you the scratches? You then get the money,

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Speaker 2: you get yourself the coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's at least we could do. We look after our listeners,

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Speaker 2: We really do.

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Speaker 1: Ben.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining the show and have a great day today.

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Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We'll talked about this before on the show. Some songs

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Speaker 2: Mom got me into music be as a kid there

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Speaker 2: no trace for it. Yeah, she's playing the Royal abbot hole.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know we're sending listeners to London and

444
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Speaker 2: go and see Oasis. We can't go while you're there

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Speaker 2: popping and see the Royal abber hole. Joan, I'm a

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Speaker 2: trading live in life.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

448
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Speaker 3: I might have confused it with Tracy Chapman.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: Two, very very it was just wishful, wishful be yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

452
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Speaker 2: Before we get into today's show, I was listening to

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Speaker 2: Patsy's news there and I heard about the Posties, a

454
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Speaker 2: record number post he has been attacked by dogs. And

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Speaker 2: I also read the report Patsy then, so it's more

456
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Speaker 2: than forty four posts these This is obviously a serious thing.

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Speaker 2: Forty four posties a week are in are victims of

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Speaker 2: dog related instance, which breaks down nine a day, right,

459
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Speaker 2: and they work very hard.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and Victor him.

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Speaker 2: Victoria hotspots are Oakley, South Mornington as well. Uh, and

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Speaker 2: you won't be surprised that the most commonplace, which state

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Speaker 2: in which state in the country. Do you think they're

464
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Speaker 2: more dangerous dogs?

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Speaker 6: Queensland?

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Speaker 2: You got it by friend, Queensland.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right there, Long Long Way have all the other.

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Speaker 2: States, and it's New South Wales and then w Way

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Speaker 2: and then here in Victoria. But the thing that caught

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Speaker 2: my eyes well is to help the posts and protect

471
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Speaker 2: all their staff. They're arming every single OZ post delivery

472
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Speaker 2: person with citronella like a candle.

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Speaker 3: Like well, yeah, I mean dogge.

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Speaker 2: So so don't don't dangerous dogs like them. I know

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Speaker 2: you because I've got this horrible smell cit tronella. You

476
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Speaker 2: light that candle, you know it's that coil. Yeah, everyone's

477
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Speaker 2: got the caller to stop the mosses coming.

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Speaker 1: So but you know that you think about the sense.

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Speaker 2: So the odds post bit, they're in that little sort

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Speaker 2: of motorbike thing like the Popma bit, isn't they go

481
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Speaker 2: around and they've got all that sort of like firefighters,

482
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Speaker 2: don't they shot?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they got all the all the gear on

485
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Speaker 2: right all the floor. Where is the citronella on them?

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Speaker 3: I reckon? It's like with the coppers, you know how

487
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Speaker 3: break Yeah, like you know, but.

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Speaker 2: Again, if a dangerous dog is you know, going for

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Speaker 2: them or some that they've got to remember where the

490
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Speaker 2: spray is?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, fumbling around for your citrina, it's like but even

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Speaker 5: if you get it, that's surely it's like a knife

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Speaker 5: at a gunfight situation like this is citrin elle what

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Speaker 5: you say?

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Speaker 2: Now, they should be on with knives or guns. It

496
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Speaker 2: should be like a bandoa like Mexican banders.

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Speaker 6: But is it gonna be enough to stop a raging

498
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Speaker 6: pit bull?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. If a pitbull, heaven a

500
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Speaker 2: bit is actually attacking you or right your legs of

501
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Speaker 2: that and you're going, oh my god, I did I

502
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Speaker 2: leave it? It's not my back pocket. No, oh my god,

503
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Speaker 2: it's a candle.

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Speaker 1: Takes ages to get going.

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Speaker 4: That Christian color show podcast.

506
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Speaker 2: Now once a week on the show we do something

507
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Speaker 2: called small Thing, Big Rage, and I love hearing them

508
00:22:58,285 --> 00:22:59,765
Speaker 2: or your moans and all your rape stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: I was sinking today after something happened before the show today.

510
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Speaker 2: Maybe we should reverse it. Do small things, big joy,

511
00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:12,605
Speaker 2: small joy, beautifully done. That is, if I had a

512
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Speaker 2: high level senius production.

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Speaker 1: You need to get on this show.

514
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Speaker 2: Why record something new when you can easy just add

515
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Speaker 2: it in like that.

516
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Speaker 1: Kids, that's how you do.

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Speaker 2: It's all right, So small thing, Big Joy. I didn't

518
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Speaker 2: realize that this company provide toast well breadth.

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Speaker 1: A stunt.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday morning I came in and Ben, the engineer, was

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Speaker 2: buttering up some delicious looking toast, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, you bring that in every morning and

523
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Speaker 2: save He goes, no, no, no, the company provide breads

524
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Speaker 2: in this fridge here, and so I had to get

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Speaker 2: the come and do the show this morning. I came

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Speaker 2: in five minutes early so I could use my entitlement

527
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Speaker 2: of employee bread.

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Speaker 6: Your bread allocation.

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Speaker 2: I used it two ses. I'm not going to be greedy,

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Speaker 2: and I toasted it. By the way, at this station,

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Speaker 2: we have instant hot water that tap right It's brilliant,

532
00:24:01,685 --> 00:24:06,605
Speaker 2: isn't it. Why can't you have instant toast that? What

533
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Speaker 2: does it take three or four minutes to brown the toast?

534
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Speaker 2: But doesn't that pil form andutes feel like three hours?

535
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Speaker 2: Do you amount a time?

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Speaker 1: You do it?

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Speaker 2: You just get it out and you go.

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Speaker 1: I can't need to go beg for the you stare

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Speaker 1: at that toaster.

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Speaker 6: Come on, all you have to do is make the

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Speaker 6: toaster hotter. What are we doing?

542
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Speaker 2: People? Just use the technology. We can have instant hot water,

543
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Speaker 2: all that energy in a nanosecond. Surely put that into

544
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Speaker 2: some kind of domestic flame thrower.

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Speaker 6: That's all we asked.

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking.

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Speaker 5: Come on, Bosh, don't get too excited about the staff

548
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Speaker 5: bread because the bread only comes once every two weeks

549
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Speaker 5: on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: So how do you know all this?

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Speaker 6: Because I've also been through the same small joy.

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Speaker 2: That you now thinking I'll do this every morning because

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Speaker 2: that lovely warm toast.

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Speaker 5: No, no, the next time you'll be able to get

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Speaker 5: it is what the fifteenth I think of June's so it's.

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Speaker 1: Going to be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: And you've got to have a bread man who comes

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Speaker 2: every two weeks. Yeah, just roar again. Is it rush?

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Speaker 1: Can I get some bacon? You're kidding me? So is

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Speaker 1: this going to run out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: It runs out?

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Speaker 5: You know why because none of the bloody staffer here

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Speaker 5: on Mondays or Tuesday. So that's when we get to

565
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Speaker 5: cash in. They all floodback, come crawling back. Wednesday, Thursday,

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Speaker 5: it all disappears. And that I would dare say there

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Speaker 5: will be noted by tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: And also here's the other thing. They store the bread

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Speaker 1: in the fridge. I've never seen that. Does anyone else

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Speaker 1: store bread in the bread?

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Speaker 3: Put the bread fridge?

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Speaker 1: Does it? Does it?

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Speaker 2: Does it stay healthier longer than because you know, we've

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Speaker 2: all got the bread bin and it goes off very quick,

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Speaker 2: doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: But the bread is in the fridge.

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Speaker 2: It's like this, if this company could save a buck,

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Speaker 2: it would They must have good intel keep I'm now wondering, like, wait,

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Speaker 2: how long has that loaf been in there? Has it

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Speaker 2: been in there since the eighties when this station was

581
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Speaker 2: like K nine or something like? He brought it in

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Speaker 2: best for nineteen seventy four. So yeah, so it's not

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Speaker 2: I can't rely on that every day.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, that is a fleeting pleasure mister o'kan, is

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Speaker 5: it only one type of bread?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 2: They've got the cheap They've got the cheap white bread.

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Speaker 2: It's not even tummy at home. My wife won't let

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Speaker 2: me have it. So here, oh white bread, get that

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Speaker 2: bleachy stuff in me.

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Speaker 6: It's the Woolworths that they've got whole meal or white square,

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Speaker 6: you know the two dollars a loaf?

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Speaker 3: Is it sandwich or toast life?

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Speaker 1: Though sandwich it tastes so great. Cake?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what I'm going to do then every weekend

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Speaker 2: I will buy a loaf of bread for the team,

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Speaker 2: and the team only what loaf of bread do you

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Speaker 2: want me to get?

599
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Speaker 1: Should I get sour dough?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:37,005
Speaker 5: Yes, playsty that We're going to be happier on the

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Speaker 5: radio with sour perform for the listeners.

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Speaker 1: It's better for us, it's better for radio. I actually

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Speaker 1: think we'll look back across the year and go what

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Speaker 1: did you do?

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Speaker 2: Then the ratings went through the roof, Christian wouldring sourdo

607
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Speaker 2: into the team?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: That's it? Anyway, that was a discussion we should have

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Speaker 2: had after the shown the team meeting. Very sorry you

611
00:26:55,005 --> 00:26:56,885
Speaker 2: had to sit there with your arms folder go, and

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Speaker 2: where is the entertainment these things? Man? That's it.

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Speaker 1: It's a small thing.

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00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:04,085
Speaker 2: In the morning when you get to work. If you're

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Speaker 2: a chief executive, listen right now, treat your team to

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00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:10,645
Speaker 2: sour dough and short change the bread. And also who

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Speaker 2: what does any of the company have a bread person

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Speaker 2: come every two weeks? That is so tight it literally

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Speaker 2: won't give us a slice of bread this place, it's

620
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Speaker 2: like living in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Speaker 1: Work Please suit the bus?

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Speaker 2: Can I have some more?

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Speaker 6: No? Two weeks?

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00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:26,365
Speaker 2: Time you can eat?

625
00:27:26,405 --> 00:27:26,605
Speaker 1: Then?

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00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:30,605
Speaker 2: Now do radio anyway? Small thing, big joy? What's it

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Speaker 2: for you? Text me seventy five three one o.

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Speaker 4: Four three Christian O'Connell show one podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now Because I started wondering why this company stores the

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Speaker 2: bread that we get every two weeks in the fridge.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

632
00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,725
Speaker 2: Everyone listens to the show is onto this. None of

633
00:27:49,805 --> 00:27:52,685
Speaker 2: us had any idea. Panny does it last longer? And

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Speaker 2: the best place it work never goes steal is everyone

635
00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:56,565
Speaker 2: has it in their freezer.

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Speaker 1: Adds another thirty seconds.

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00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,325
Speaker 2: You get it straight out the freezer, a slice of

638
00:28:01,365 --> 00:28:02,885
Speaker 2: two whatever you want, you put it straight and ses

639
00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:05,685
Speaker 2: to adds another thirty seconds, but it won't ever go steal.

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00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:08,525
Speaker 5: Now my concern is if I'm taking a frozen peace

641
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,484
Speaker 5: of bread into the toaster, is that going to make

642
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:15,245
Speaker 5: it soggy though on the inside, going from cold frozen to.

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00:28:15,325 --> 00:28:19,805
Speaker 2: Hot, I wouldn't have thought so. No, no, no, because

644
00:28:19,805 --> 00:28:25,245
Speaker 2: you've got that intense heat there. Okay with the heat wise.

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00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,885
Speaker 3: The grills things, But you've got to be careful of

646
00:28:27,925 --> 00:28:30,085
Speaker 3: freezer burn as well, because I put stuff in the

647
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:32,645
Speaker 3: freezer and forget it's there, and then by the time

648
00:28:32,685 --> 00:28:35,445
Speaker 3: you remember to cook it, it's got that freezer taste

649
00:28:35,485 --> 00:28:38,525
Speaker 3: about it. Well, it gets that, you know, that flavor

650
00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:41,645
Speaker 3: from the freezer. No, I call it freezer burn.

651
00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:45,085
Speaker 2: No, I've never heard that freezer my life right through

652
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,165
Speaker 2: the bad thing.

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00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,645
Speaker 1: It's permeating around your cranium right now.

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00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,245
Speaker 3: Is you get freezer burn?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, small thing, big joy.

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00:28:55,965 --> 00:28:58,085
Speaker 2: My four year old daughter running up to me all

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Speaker 2: excited when I get home.

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Speaker 1: I remember those years. They're there for about three three

660
00:29:03,005 --> 00:29:05,285
Speaker 1: more you've got then they don't do it anymore, and

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00:29:05,405 --> 00:29:07,325
Speaker 1: they eventually walk away out the door and never come.

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00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:09,605
Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the.

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Speaker 3: Christian That's a big thing, big joy.

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Speaker 2: Keeps away longer. Don't even throw it out straight into

665
00:29:17,885 --> 00:29:20,805
Speaker 2: the toaster. Okay, we freeze our bread. Never have stale

666
00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:23,085
Speaker 2: bread does take an ax thirty seconds. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: What if you have like those loaves that aren't pre cut,

668
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Speaker 5: you get an artisan load?

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00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,605
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, you're going to get a nice pick.

670
00:29:32,365 --> 00:29:33,045
Speaker 2: Or sourdough.

671
00:29:33,325 --> 00:29:37,525
Speaker 1: Sourdough's rock hard. Anyway, I'm freezing that. I'm bringing that in.

672
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,245
Speaker 1: I've just said an email.

673
00:29:38,285 --> 00:29:40,685
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm saying, how I found out that

674
00:29:40,765 --> 00:29:43,325
Speaker 2: the company provides bread, and Riss told me we only

675
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:44,845
Speaker 2: get it every two weeks because we work for a

676
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:45,805
Speaker 2: tight world radio station.

677
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,365
Speaker 1: So I said, it's now in my in my diary

678
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Speaker 1: on my phone.

679
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,045
Speaker 2: I've said it as a weekly thing on a Sunday

680
00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:54,285
Speaker 2: in Block Cap get Team sourdough and jam.

681
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,005
Speaker 6: I'm very well, a.

682
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:58,325
Speaker 2: Very kind listener, William not Christian. I can get you bread.

683
00:29:58,325 --> 00:30:00,885
Speaker 2: I own a bakery in North Melbourne. How about this,

684
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:04,005
Speaker 2: I'm having to drop off some Team bread tomorrow, sour

685
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:08,365
Speaker 2: though freshly baked, hours before the show starts. William is,

686
00:30:08,365 --> 00:30:10,485
Speaker 2: how I've been drop in a couple of croissants, some

687
00:30:10,565 --> 00:30:13,965
Speaker 2: nice Danish and a couple of pasties as well. Christian,

688
00:30:13,965 --> 00:30:16,845
Speaker 2: it's just something you'd like me to do, William Not Yes, yes,

689
00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:19,445
Speaker 2: yes you Yes, that's very very kind.

690
00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:21,125
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I could put in a weekly order with

691
00:30:21,165 --> 00:30:24,965
Speaker 1: William Not. Yes. That's living well, isn't it. We get

692
00:30:25,045 --> 00:30:29,725
Speaker 1: freshly coming on a Monday. The muffin Man's been Do.

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Speaker 2: You know that? Do you remember that song? Do you

694
00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:34,565
Speaker 2: know the muffin Man? Muffin Man? It is a song

695
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,565
Speaker 2: when people let me pat their dogs.

696
00:30:41,045 --> 00:30:42,965
Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, I love that.

697
00:30:43,205 --> 00:30:44,205
Speaker 6: Are you supposed to ask?

698
00:30:44,485 --> 00:30:46,965
Speaker 3: Yes, right, and hold your hand out for them to

699
00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:47,845
Speaker 3: have a bit of a sniff.

700
00:30:47,965 --> 00:30:51,405
Speaker 2: You should always ask, because some dogs don't like it. Yeah,

701
00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:54,925
Speaker 2: I always ask as well. I'll tell you what. It's

702
00:30:55,005 --> 00:30:57,525
Speaker 2: also beautiful. It's the smell of a top of a

703
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,285
Speaker 2: dog's head.

704
00:30:58,685 --> 00:31:00,845
Speaker 6: Yes, you love the top of heads.

705
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:04,565
Speaker 1: And that's gonna sound weird. I am not going around.

706
00:31:05,005 --> 00:31:06,805
Speaker 2: I am not going around with We've had enough with

707
00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:07,485
Speaker 2: old Grazer.

708
00:31:07,885 --> 00:31:09,845
Speaker 1: We can't Christian the snapper.

709
00:31:10,165 --> 00:31:13,405
Speaker 6: A baby, Christian, guys, I need Yeah, it's.

710
00:31:13,285 --> 00:31:15,965
Speaker 1: That that and as all of her labrador's head, let

711
00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:16,805
Speaker 1: me at it.

712
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:21,765
Speaker 3: And remember, oh yeah, the smile of a shampoo.

713
00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:23,245
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just had a message from my mum.

714
00:31:23,725 --> 00:31:26,765
Speaker 2: Right now. She's live in the UK. She's watching Springsteen

715
00:31:26,765 --> 00:31:30,445
Speaker 2: in Liverpool. Oh, first time, first time, right, first time,

716
00:31:30,485 --> 00:31:31,565
Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen.

717
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,965
Speaker 1: He's ever played Liverpool.

718
00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:36,405
Speaker 2: She's there so it's Wednesday night on Thursday month, so

719
00:31:36,445 --> 00:31:39,485
Speaker 2: she's there right now, and he's he's doing a three

720
00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,165
Speaker 2: over a three hour epic show at Liverpool Stadium and

721
00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:45,045
Speaker 2: Field Stadium, and he's over the moon because it's the

722
00:31:45,045 --> 00:31:47,725
Speaker 2: first time he's ever played down in Liverpool. Christian this week,

723
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:51,005
Speaker 2: my small thing, big Joy, it's cold enough to start

724
00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:54,805
Speaker 2: using my hot water bottle. I love my hot water bottle.

725
00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:57,045
Speaker 2: That's from Salnie. Uh.

726
00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:59,725
Speaker 1: This has come from Shane Christian. You're right. What is

727
00:31:59,765 --> 00:32:02,445
Speaker 1: it about wives not letting their husbands have white bread?

728
00:32:02,845 --> 00:32:06,325
Speaker 2: But my wife went away last weekend. The first thing

729
00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:12,605
Speaker 2: I just went water cheap oat, local wild. That's the

730
00:32:12,685 --> 00:32:14,605
Speaker 2: joy for me. As soon as I like white bread,

731
00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:17,525
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to have that at home. But at work,

732
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,605
Speaker 2: old beady, I can't see me here living my best

733
00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:26,965
Speaker 2: life chomping on cheap o' white bred. Good morning, team,

734
00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:28,925
Speaker 2: small thing, big Joy. This is going to sound disgusting,

735
00:32:28,965 --> 00:32:32,605
Speaker 2: but my three year old used to sit on my

736
00:32:32,645 --> 00:32:35,165
Speaker 2: lap and fat. The thing that would bring me the

737
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,725
Speaker 2: joy is how little giggle after she does it. It's the

738
00:32:37,805 --> 00:32:42,645
Speaker 2: cutest thing, each to their own, each topsip of heads.

739
00:32:42,685 --> 00:32:44,125
Speaker 1: Let me at that labrador's head.

740
00:32:45,405 --> 00:32:47,525
Speaker 2: Guys, can you arrange one day just to have as

741
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:50,125
Speaker 2: many labradors as you can get to the station, so

742
00:32:50,165 --> 00:32:52,485
Speaker 2: I could walk a line of labradors sniff in their heads.

743
00:32:52,565 --> 00:32:54,605
Speaker 2: I actually think you know that a cat goes crazy

744
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,325
Speaker 2: with gatting it with his legs up in the ear.

745
00:32:56,605 --> 00:32:58,965
Speaker 1: That is what would happen to me. I'd short circuit,

746
00:32:58,965 --> 00:32:59,765
Speaker 1: I'd faint with joy.

747
00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,885
Speaker 2: Christian, my small thing, big joy is sitting in the

748
00:33:02,925 --> 00:33:04,925
Speaker 2: country listening to the birds and enjoying a cup of

749
00:33:04,925 --> 00:33:07,125
Speaker 2: tea while doing the crosswords kind of.

750
00:33:07,165 --> 00:33:08,525
Speaker 1: That sounds absolutely blissful.

751
00:33:09,085 --> 00:33:11,085
Speaker 2: Keeps coming, the great small thing, big Joy. Four se

752
00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:15,005
Speaker 2: five three one O four three. Do you know the muffin.

753
00:33:14,765 --> 00:33:18,685
Speaker 4: Man the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

754
00:33:18,885 --> 00:33:24,605
Speaker 2: All, yeah, that's what we're saying exactly that. Okay, So

755
00:33:24,685 --> 00:33:26,205
Speaker 2: if you ever want to hear the song you call it,

756
00:33:26,245 --> 00:33:27,485
Speaker 2: we go I to hear hell.

757
00:33:27,445 --> 00:33:31,645
Speaker 1: Da la la la la.

758
00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:33,165
Speaker 2: This is a little remix I'm starting to do with

759
00:33:33,205 --> 00:33:35,205
Speaker 2: some of the songs, but how do you like it? Anyway?

760
00:33:35,925 --> 00:33:37,565
Speaker 1: We were just talking. Sorry, we weren't just talking.

761
00:33:37,565 --> 00:33:39,205
Speaker 2: It was me. I was just something ringing about that.

762
00:33:40,205 --> 00:33:41,965
Speaker 2: But the muffin Man, do you remember that? Do you

763
00:33:42,005 --> 00:33:44,965
Speaker 2: know the muffin Man, muffin Man, muffin Man? Anyway, one

764
00:33:44,965 --> 00:33:48,605
Speaker 2: of you texted and said, Adam Lambert has sung do

765
00:33:48,605 --> 00:33:51,405
Speaker 2: you know the muffin Man in the style of shut?

766
00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:57,085
Speaker 2: This is amazing.

767
00:34:01,725 --> 00:34:13,965
Speaker 6: You know.

768
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,805
Speaker 1: He's going to release this.

769
00:34:14,645 --> 00:34:17,325
Speaker 2: He's got an amazing voice anyway, Adam Lambert.

770
00:34:17,325 --> 00:34:19,365
Speaker 1: But you who knew he could do a great shirt

771
00:34:20,045 --> 00:34:22,525
Speaker 1: doing the muffin Man incredibly?

772
00:34:22,765 --> 00:34:25,445
Speaker 2: Thank you very much Melissa for sending that into us.

773
00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:27,885
Speaker 2: That's a new ear one for me. That is brilliant.

774
00:34:28,205 --> 00:34:31,125
Speaker 2: We're doing small things, big joy right now, the show

775
00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:37,645
Speaker 2: sat Big Joy. We're also still getting messages from you

776
00:34:37,725 --> 00:34:42,765
Speaker 2: about storing your bread loaf in the freezer Christian. Most

777
00:34:42,765 --> 00:34:46,085
Speaker 2: toasters nowadays have a setting on them for frozen bread.

778
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,725
Speaker 2: I store my bread and the freezer. Put a couple

779
00:34:48,765 --> 00:34:50,964
Speaker 2: of slices in a sandwich bag and take them out

780
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:53,405
Speaker 2: as required, so you haven't could run and break the

781
00:34:53,445 --> 00:34:56,085
Speaker 2: loaf up. We have some smart people who are hacking

782
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:59,005
Speaker 2: knife world. I'm Stephen Christian. My small thing, this is

783
00:34:59,005 --> 00:35:01,125
Speaker 2: some this's of my small thing. Big joys dipping cho

784
00:35:01,605 --> 00:35:04,165
Speaker 2: chocolate biscuits in my cup of tea and sucking the

785
00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:07,725
Speaker 2: melted chocolate off before you eat the biscuits. That's want

786
00:35:07,725 --> 00:35:10,085
Speaker 2: to look at them, Melissa. Is that at work or

787
00:35:10,085 --> 00:35:11,884
Speaker 2: a loose small thing? Big joy?

788
00:35:11,965 --> 00:35:12,364
Speaker 1: This is one.

789
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,045
Speaker 2: Mark is coming home after a long note work to

790
00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:16,325
Speaker 2: be greeted by my dog.

791
00:35:16,285 --> 00:35:17,885
Speaker 1: Who behaves like up in a way for you.

792
00:35:17,925 --> 00:35:24,285
Speaker 2: You're right, Mark, that's a great one, Bonnie Christian and

793
00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:24,605
Speaker 2: the team.

794
00:35:24,685 --> 00:35:25,525
Speaker 1: Small thing, big joy.

795
00:35:25,565 --> 00:35:29,005
Speaker 2: When the petrol pump stops at the exact dollar or liter.

796
00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:31,685
Speaker 1: About and you you're right, that's a great one.

797
00:35:33,685 --> 00:35:37,405
Speaker 2: Small thing, big joy is my trusty old backscratcher hitting

798
00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:40,125
Speaker 2: the exact spot when I've been trying to contort my

799
00:35:40,245 --> 00:35:46,525
Speaker 2: arm to get in the middle of the backs. Came, yes, freezer.

800
00:35:46,525 --> 00:35:48,205
Speaker 2: Mine is a thing to prevent that. You have to

801
00:35:48,365 --> 00:35:52,165
Speaker 2: double bag the bread then it doesn't get that freezer taste.

802
00:35:53,365 --> 00:35:55,645
Speaker 2: I love that small thing, big joy. Getting my tests

803
00:35:55,685 --> 00:35:56,085
Speaker 2: read out on.

804
00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:58,285
Speaker 1: The radio a pleasure and eat a pleasure.

805
00:35:59,885 --> 00:36:00,245
Speaker 2: Christian.

806
00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,165
Speaker 1: I love forget about the top of a dog's head.

807
00:36:02,205 --> 00:36:06,445
Speaker 1: You have a you have a smelt their poor pads, Gina, don't.

808
00:36:06,445 --> 00:36:07,965
Speaker 2: Get me started. I haven't done that, but that's a

809
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,205
Speaker 2: new thing I could start tonight.

810
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:13,245
Speaker 1: I'm more glad it's not the pause, it's the poor pads. Christian.

811
00:36:13,245 --> 00:36:15,325
Speaker 2: One of my small things Big joys feeding a horse

812
00:36:15,325 --> 00:36:17,685
Speaker 2: and apple and how happy he looks it?

813
00:36:17,765 --> 00:36:18,365
Speaker 1: Does this really go?

814
00:36:18,405 --> 00:36:19,965
Speaker 2: A cute thing where he doubles his tongue in his

815
00:36:20,005 --> 00:36:22,805
Speaker 2: mouth and sucks it for rages like he's savoring every

816
00:36:22,965 --> 00:36:26,005
Speaker 2: last juicey's taste of it. It always makes me smile.

817
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,085
Speaker 2: This does your show, Chules, what a lovely thing to say.

818
00:36:28,485 --> 00:36:29,445
Speaker 2: That's great, Thank you very much.

819
00:36:29,485 --> 00:36:31,964
Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes time. Then name game.

820
00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:33,444
Speaker 2: If your name is a bit of a pain, get

821
00:36:33,445 --> 00:36:34,404
Speaker 2: ready to play at eight.

822
00:36:35,325 --> 00:36:39,125
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

823
00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:41,525
Speaker 2: Christian, Small Thing, Big Joy When the deadly as system

824
00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:44,605
Speaker 2: weighs the exact amount of something you've asked for, nothing

825
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:50,485
Speaker 2: nothing more satisfying than seeing those scales match. It's wizardry.

826
00:36:51,205 --> 00:36:53,565
Speaker 2: Rachel Cornell, you're right, that's a great one. Thank you

827
00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:54,125
Speaker 2: very much.

828
00:36:54,525 --> 00:36:54,925
Speaker 1: Christian.

829
00:36:54,925 --> 00:36:58,125
Speaker 2: My small thing, Big Joy is my milk frother twenty

830
00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:00,285
Speaker 2: two bucks and Camar. Every morning I make my coffee

831
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:03,405
Speaker 2: my little Audi coffee pup machine, but the milk Frother

832
00:37:03,925 --> 00:37:06,005
Speaker 2: adds to the coffee makes it a latte.

833
00:37:06,365 --> 00:37:07,565
Speaker 1: I work from home and I just love it.

834
00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:10,205
Speaker 2: I even went over for afternoon tea with my ninety

835
00:37:10,285 --> 00:37:13,444
Speaker 2: five year old neighbor on Sunday and made a hot

836
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:14,605
Speaker 2: chocolate with the.

837
00:37:14,485 --> 00:37:18,125
Speaker 1: Fro She loved it. Julie Brooke, what a lovely act

838
00:37:18,165 --> 00:37:19,085
Speaker 1: of kindness that is.

839
00:37:19,285 --> 00:37:24,285
Speaker 5: You know who is at Kmart and Audi yesterday, Katie Perry?

840
00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:26,365
Speaker 1: What because she's in? She was in.

841
00:37:27,485 --> 00:37:29,605
Speaker 5: She's in the Western so she's in Lidcombe which is

842
00:37:29,605 --> 00:37:32,045
Speaker 5: the equivalent of say Werribee, and she's in.

843
00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:35,525
Speaker 6: She's spotted in the Audi and Camart in the West.

844
00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:39,445
Speaker 1: Hill doesn't love an anko. I want to know. I

845
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,805
Speaker 1: want to know what she was buying.

846
00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:44,844
Speaker 2: I need you now to drop all your activities the

847
00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:47,285
Speaker 2: next hour we've got of the show to find out

848
00:37:47,285 --> 00:37:49,365
Speaker 2: what was she buying her?

849
00:37:49,605 --> 00:37:52,325
Speaker 1: Was she in disguise or Katy Perry?

850
00:37:52,565 --> 00:37:55,085
Speaker 6: She had big black glasses on and a baseball.

851
00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:57,285
Speaker 2: Can you think if I ever see somebody with big

852
00:37:57,325 --> 00:38:01,165
Speaker 2: glasses on a base workup? I think that person's famous.

853
00:38:01,205 --> 00:38:04,645
Speaker 2: More Yes, it's right. You're instantly more suspicious. That's fantastic,

854
00:38:04,725 --> 00:38:07,045
Speaker 2: and Julie lovely thing to do, Christian. We just got

855
00:38:07,045 --> 00:38:10,605
Speaker 2: a new Ikea wardrobe and decided to get the lights installed.

856
00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:13,605
Speaker 2: So now every time I open the wardrobe doors, my

857
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,805
Speaker 2: clothes are illuminated.

858
00:38:18,205 --> 00:38:18,605
Speaker 1: But don't you.

859
00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:22,365
Speaker 2: We have lights in the bedroom anyway, in the actual

860
00:38:22,405 --> 00:38:25,085
Speaker 2: cat I can see everything. What a game changer?

861
00:38:25,485 --> 00:38:27,404
Speaker 1: If us a smile on my face every time.

862
00:38:27,445 --> 00:38:30,925
Speaker 2: I get so excited whenever my friends come around, I

863
00:38:30,965 --> 00:38:34,844
Speaker 2: show that my new lit up wardrobe. It is I

864
00:38:34,925 --> 00:38:35,444
Speaker 2: love that.

865
00:38:35,645 --> 00:38:35,965
Speaker 4: Kelly.

866
00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:40,285
Speaker 2: That's great, Kelly in Preston, Thank you very much, Christian.

867
00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:44,925
Speaker 2: Small thing, big joy is one hundred cotton fresh clean sheet.

868
00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:48,325
Speaker 2: When you get in that bed and you smell, the

869
00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:51,125
Speaker 2: first thing you do is you run the hand over

870
00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:52,045
Speaker 2: the sheet, don't.

871
00:38:51,885 --> 00:38:53,965
Speaker 1: You it's fresh?

872
00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:55,565
Speaker 4: Oh?

873
00:38:55,685 --> 00:38:57,925
Speaker 1: I can't they be fresh every day? I bet they

874
00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:58,844
Speaker 1: are for Katie.

875
00:38:58,525 --> 00:39:02,765
Speaker 3: Perry Friday nights, our sheet night, change the sheets on

876
00:39:02,805 --> 00:39:03,245
Speaker 3: a Friday.

877
00:39:03,245 --> 00:39:04,844
Speaker 2: We told you before you love life is not the

878
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:08,925
Speaker 2: concern of this show. Okay, I know what? Ask her?

879
00:39:08,925 --> 00:39:12,965
Speaker 2: Anything else? Anyway? Where were we? Oh? Yes, how do

880
00:39:13,005 --> 00:39:15,005
Speaker 2: you win your way to London? To go and see

881
00:39:15,045 --> 00:39:17,205
Speaker 2: Oasis play It.

882
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:25,845
Speaker 6: Seem to win. It's go your Ti kid yea record

883
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:26,525
Speaker 6: your rentry.

884
00:39:26,645 --> 00:39:32,645
Speaker 2: You could be a Wembley touch of Yoda about that record?

885
00:39:33,485 --> 00:39:40,005
Speaker 2: Must I like it? Awaits Yoda sing it to Win It?

886
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:44,365
Speaker 2: Oasis Live twenty twenty five. They're coming here obviously Marble Stadium.

887
00:39:44,445 --> 00:39:46,965
Speaker 2: Final tickets or the third show November fourth are on cell

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00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:50,085
Speaker 2: now and Live Nation dot com dot au for all

889
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,205
Speaker 2: the details. But we're going to send you before they're here,

890
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:57,525
Speaker 2: the first time they're back together in London in seventeen years,

891
00:39:57,565 --> 00:40:00,445
Speaker 2: on the same stage opening night of their nine day

892
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,844
Speaker 2: run at Wembley Stadium. A million people will see them

893
00:40:03,845 --> 00:40:05,205
Speaker 2: in nine days. You're gonna be the first to see

894
00:40:05,245 --> 00:40:07,605
Speaker 2: them on the opening night. I'm so jealous. I even

895
00:40:07,645 --> 00:40:09,165
Speaker 2: know the date off by how I don't even need

896
00:40:09,245 --> 00:40:11,485
Speaker 2: to look at the fact sheet. Twenty fifth of July.

897
00:40:11,725 --> 00:40:14,565
Speaker 2: You'll be there, incredible sunshine in and a day sunny

898
00:40:14,605 --> 00:40:17,845
Speaker 2: evening in London, Wembley Stadium, Oasis on stage for the first

899
00:40:17,845 --> 00:40:20,285
Speaker 2: time in seventeen years. We're going to fly two of

900
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:22,285
Speaker 2: you to London, spending money, put you up in a

901
00:40:22,285 --> 00:40:24,365
Speaker 2: great hotel. You can then call the show on the

902
00:40:24,365 --> 00:40:26,884
Speaker 2: Monday and make us all jealous. How great you are

903
00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:30,484
Speaker 2: there at history a truly historic rock and roll moment.

904
00:40:30,485 --> 00:40:33,085
Speaker 2: We're going to put you there now as Rio just sung.

905
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,964
Speaker 2: How do you win it? You pick an OATI song,

906
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,885
Speaker 2: you add your own lyrics to it, you record it

907
00:40:37,925 --> 00:40:40,085
Speaker 2: on your phone, email it to me Christian at Christian

908
00:40:40,085 --> 00:40:42,725
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot AU. Now the Golden Roy you

909
00:40:42,765 --> 00:40:44,445
Speaker 2: need to remember with this, you probably thinking I'd love it.

910
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:46,844
Speaker 2: I'd love this. However I haven't got a very good voice.

911
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:50,165
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. This is not a talent competition. It

912
00:40:50,245 --> 00:40:53,045
Speaker 2: is a singing competition, but it's not a talent competition.

913
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:57,005
Speaker 2: Two very very different things. I say that because I

914
00:40:57,045 --> 00:40:59,205
Speaker 2: need to play you. We've had our first entry ready

915
00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:03,404
Speaker 2: only announces this time yesterday morning, Wow, six o'clock yesterday evening.

916
00:41:03,485 --> 00:41:04,325
Speaker 1: I'm making dinner for.

917
00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:06,325
Speaker 2: My family and as a ping on my phone, it's

918
00:41:06,365 --> 00:41:09,364
Speaker 2: the first entry and it's from and who's done this

919
00:41:09,765 --> 00:41:14,725
Speaker 2: to wonderful and thank you very much, Christian, Congratulations on birthday.

920
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:16,725
Speaker 2: Listen from the early days until now. How much would

921
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:20,805
Speaker 2: I love to win the Oasia tickets? O MG, please

922
00:41:20,805 --> 00:41:22,565
Speaker 2: listen to my version of wonder wol I'd love to

923
00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:24,964
Speaker 2: take my husband Greg with me to the Oasis show.

924
00:41:25,285 --> 00:41:27,525
Speaker 2: Haven't had the cash to ford the tickets today Melbourne

925
00:41:27,525 --> 00:41:30,245
Speaker 2: shows here. Greg's never been to the UK. Much of

926
00:41:30,485 --> 00:41:33,325
Speaker 2: this is from Ann and this is a brilliant, brilliant,

927
00:41:33,405 --> 00:41:36,045
Speaker 2: brilliant start. This is what we're talking about. Passion.

928
00:41:37,045 --> 00:41:39,565
Speaker 1: Two day is going to be the day I'll win

929
00:41:39,645 --> 00:41:40,765
Speaker 1: that London flight from you.

930
00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:41,725
Speaker 2: Brilliant start.

931
00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:46,325
Speaker 5: Fine, now, I've memorized trying of every song that girlikers do.

932
00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:51,365
Speaker 2: I don't believe anybody loves.

933
00:41:51,005 --> 00:41:59,885
Speaker 4: The words they sing like I do now because maybe.

934
00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:05,005
Speaker 2: God It for me is the one to save me.

935
00:42:06,325 --> 00:42:09,005
Speaker 2: Nicely done and nicely done after.

936
00:42:13,045 --> 00:42:15,285
Speaker 4: I'm the biggest fan of the.

937
00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:21,645
Speaker 2: Mall great, great, very Now be listening, Christian going, Okay,

938
00:42:21,965 --> 00:42:24,805
Speaker 2: you're saying it's not a talent competition, play me something.

939
00:42:24,805 --> 00:42:29,965
Speaker 2: Then approves that you sure, because I've got another one.

940
00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:33,805
Speaker 2: But I said, and I will always say every day

941
00:42:33,805 --> 00:42:35,844
Speaker 2: of this, this is not a talent competition.

942
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:41,125
Speaker 1: This is from Michelle.

943
00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:46,005
Speaker 7: I don't think I'll take my hobby, my best Friendy.

944
00:42:46,485 --> 00:42:49,924
Speaker 7: You have said cry when we sit down on the

945
00:42:49,965 --> 00:42:53,085
Speaker 7: plane of've in the sky.

946
00:42:52,845 --> 00:42:54,965
Speaker 1: Take a busca isn't it's timidy.

947
00:42:54,805 --> 00:43:00,005
Speaker 7: Drink, never seen the man concern never they were my

948
00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:06,765
Speaker 7: girls in case they fight, but they are getting high.

949
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:09,885
Speaker 2: Check that one.

950
00:43:11,485 --> 00:43:12,245
Speaker 1: The opening line.

951
00:43:13,205 --> 00:43:15,285
Speaker 2: Okay, good one. To the kids on the school.

952
00:43:15,045 --> 00:43:20,245
Speaker 7: Run, Mum, what do you say?

953
00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:24,565
Speaker 2: Come on? Very very good? All right, keep them coming.

954
00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:27,525
Speaker 2: Then email your entries. Are you picking away the song?

955
00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:29,605
Speaker 2: You write your own lyrics single on your phone? Email

956
00:43:29,645 --> 00:43:31,805
Speaker 2: it over to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

957
00:43:31,805 --> 00:43:32,325
Speaker 2: dot au.

958
00:43:32,605 --> 00:43:33,444
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

959
00:43:33,925 --> 00:43:36,725
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

960
00:43:37,485 --> 00:43:39,285
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're doing a minute, just figuring out. I'll get

961
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:39,805
Speaker 1: well soon.

962
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:43,485
Speaker 2: Card to the Hawk, Skipper James, Cecily James, sorry to

963
00:43:43,525 --> 00:43:51,805
Speaker 2: hear you've hurt your get well soon at Nightmare.

964
00:43:51,805 --> 00:43:53,005
Speaker 1: When have you ever hurt your.

965
00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:59,925
Speaker 2: It's agony weeks. You go to the dogs and you go,

966
00:43:59,965 --> 00:44:01,725
Speaker 2: what's up me? He goes, Look, it's bad news. I

967
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:12,325
Speaker 2: give it you straight. You've hurt your rum a any.

968
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:12,285
Speaker 1: Who's funny stuff? All right, let's get on with the show.

969
00:44:12,925 --> 00:44:15,285
Speaker 6: Do you have a name that's a pain?

970
00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:20,725
Speaker 5: A name you always need to explain, Well, we've made

971
00:44:20,845 --> 00:44:24,045
Speaker 5: name my name as in game.

972
00:44:25,485 --> 00:44:29,125
Speaker 2: Well you're on fine form, so smash the next twenty

973
00:44:29,165 --> 00:44:34,605
Speaker 2: minutes Patsy, we'll see what happened. Lines are over now

974
00:44:34,645 --> 00:44:37,005
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five, twenty two. If you've got to name,

975
00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:38,924
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a pain. We've turned it into

976
00:44:38,965 --> 00:44:41,405
Speaker 2: a game. So if you have got on those names

977
00:44:41,405 --> 00:44:43,005
Speaker 2: that is a bit of pain. You will have a

978
00:44:43,165 --> 00:44:44,884
Speaker 2: one go to line that you almost have in your

979
00:44:44,885 --> 00:44:47,525
Speaker 2: back pocket every day. When someone mangles you name, you go,

980
00:44:47,645 --> 00:44:49,884
Speaker 2: as in you start with the clue that you give

981
00:44:49,925 --> 00:44:52,085
Speaker 2: to all the people, as in me and Patsy take

982
00:44:52,165 --> 00:44:54,525
Speaker 2: each other on trying I guess what your name is

983
00:44:54,645 --> 00:44:55,245
Speaker 2: from the clue.

984
00:44:55,245 --> 00:44:57,325
Speaker 1: It goes up this cool a one. Welcome to the

985
00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:57,964
Speaker 1: name game.

986
00:44:58,245 --> 00:44:59,805
Speaker 2: Sorry, there's two parts to my name.

987
00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:04,125
Speaker 4: The first part is one of the kids from the

988
00:45:04,165 --> 00:45:06,925
Speaker 4: flamestone bam bam and then the second part is the

989
00:45:06,925 --> 00:45:07,325
Speaker 4: type of.

990
00:45:07,525 --> 00:45:12,245
Speaker 2: Car Bamford O toyo are you Bamford Bamford cooler too?

991
00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:12,805
Speaker 2: Good morning?

992
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:17,805
Speaker 3: My name as in a golf stroke, Oh I don't know,

993
00:45:17,925 --> 00:45:22,404
Speaker 3: god swing shot Chip Chip.

994
00:45:27,965 --> 00:45:30,405
Speaker 2: Sometimes people say that they almost try and convince the

995
00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:33,805
Speaker 2: person that's their names you got it wrong.

996
00:45:33,845 --> 00:45:34,485
Speaker 1: Your name is Chip.

997
00:45:34,925 --> 00:45:38,205
Speaker 2: Just say yes, you are now reborn Christian Chip.

998
00:45:39,165 --> 00:45:42,885
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

999
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,485
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show. Thank you very much

1000
00:45:44,525 --> 00:45:47,484
Speaker 2: for joining us, Christian. I just jumped to the car.

1001
00:45:47,925 --> 00:45:51,645
Speaker 2: I haven't heard the sports news. I'm a Hawks fan. Oh,

1002
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,605
Speaker 2: I've got some of it here.

1003
00:45:53,045 --> 00:45:56,725
Speaker 3: Hawks are without skipper James Cicily, who's dealing with a.

1004
00:45:58,565 --> 00:46:03,325
Speaker 6: Splash of domino.

1005
00:46:03,765 --> 00:46:05,765
Speaker 2: I can't have the time to do that will waste

1006
00:46:06,205 --> 00:46:07,844
Speaker 2: Lockie's time telling to edit it.

1007
00:46:07,885 --> 00:46:09,165
Speaker 1: This is how it went out on air.

1008
00:46:09,285 --> 00:46:14,404
Speaker 3: Hawks are without skipper James Cicily, who's dealing with a

1009
00:46:14,485 --> 00:46:18,325
Speaker 3: hippp slasher domino oor guy injury, our best horse.

1010
00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:19,885
Speaker 1: It's a night when you hurt your.

1011
00:46:22,485 --> 00:46:26,165
Speaker 2: All. Right, the Name Game as in, let's get ready

1012
00:46:26,165 --> 00:46:26,685
Speaker 2: to play?

1013
00:46:26,885 --> 00:46:27,885
Speaker 1: Are you ready, Patsy?

1014
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:32,485
Speaker 2: Do it? Locked and loaded? Now we don't know your name,

1015
00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:33,725
Speaker 2: so this is when you come on air. You'll just

1016
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:36,165
Speaker 2: hear me refer to you as caller one, two, three,

1017
00:46:36,365 --> 00:46:39,484
Speaker 2: and four. You can play along at home as well,

1018
00:46:40,485 --> 00:46:42,725
Speaker 2: call a one. Good morning, Welcome to the Name game.

1019
00:46:43,525 --> 00:46:48,085
Speaker 4: Good morning. My last name as in the legal system.

1020
00:46:47,925 --> 00:46:54,844
Speaker 3: Lawyer, judiciary, justice, brief, courthouse, registrates, justice, justice, justice, strong.

1021
00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:58,844
Speaker 1: Name and does it influence your choice of occupation? What

1022
00:46:58,885 --> 00:46:59,245
Speaker 1: do you do?

1023
00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:01,965
Speaker 4: I'm a crossing supervisor, So.

1024
00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:09,925
Speaker 2: Justice sestri Injustice, Justice by name, Justice by Nature, Loving Income.

1025
00:47:10,045 --> 00:47:12,805
Speaker 3: John Mellencamp named one of his sons, Justice, didn't he

1026
00:47:13,085 --> 00:47:14,885
Speaker 3: I think he's got a kid called Justice.

1027
00:47:16,045 --> 00:47:19,765
Speaker 1: It's very like we focus on the sport. Let's go

1028
00:47:19,765 --> 00:47:21,685
Speaker 1: to work. Caller too, good morning, caller.

1029
00:47:21,485 --> 00:47:25,285
Speaker 2: Too hill to Hi?

1030
00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:27,525
Speaker 3: Are you my name?

1031
00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:34,965
Speaker 2: Is? In a children's game Hopscotch Scotch, well known child's

1032
00:47:35,005 --> 00:47:36,805
Speaker 2: game in the nineteen.

1033
00:47:38,085 --> 00:47:38,845
Speaker 1: Kids they love that.

1034
00:47:38,885 --> 00:47:41,885
Speaker 2: I don't know. They take top and they scotch Hungry Hippo?

1035
00:47:42,965 --> 00:47:49,805
Speaker 2: Are you hungry hippo? No for Monopoly, Ted winks, I

1036
00:47:49,965 --> 00:47:52,685
Speaker 2: spy not Marbles.

1037
00:47:53,445 --> 00:47:55,165
Speaker 6: No getting.

1038
00:47:57,205 --> 00:48:02,445
Speaker 4: Cards close to my home, gloth everything.

1039
00:48:02,645 --> 00:48:07,165
Speaker 1: Guess who? Hello, which, guess who?

1040
00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:17,045
Speaker 5: I getting closer, but yeah, closer, Maybe another Cluekay.

1041
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:16,805
Speaker 6: Another clue. As in.

1042
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:26,965
Speaker 2: A pizza shops Dominos, Thank you all right?

1043
00:48:27,045 --> 00:48:28,285
Speaker 1: Call the three? You're playing along today?

1044
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:29,085
Speaker 2: Pats? Yes, I am.

1045
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:32,485
Speaker 3: I believe I won the last round. We are one?

1046
00:48:32,565 --> 00:48:37,085
Speaker 3: All yeah, I said Justice, Justice, No, I call the

1047
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:37,645
Speaker 3: whole thing off.

1048
00:48:38,605 --> 00:48:39,085
Speaker 2: Call the three.

1049
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:43,364
Speaker 1: Welcome from the name game tense scenes, Hi, guys, my

1050
00:48:43,445 --> 00:48:44,085
Speaker 1: first name.

1051
00:48:44,285 --> 00:48:46,405
Speaker 2: As in the Flower, the Tea.

1052
00:48:46,365 --> 00:48:50,645
Speaker 3: And the Rice Rose, No, Daisy, the Flower, the tea

1053
00:48:50,685 --> 00:48:51,165
Speaker 3: and the rice.

1054
00:48:51,485 --> 00:48:55,405
Speaker 1: Uncle Ben's. One of my favorite bouquets of flowers is Uncle.

1055
00:48:55,245 --> 00:49:00,444
Speaker 2: Bens the flower, the tea, the tea and thet No

1056
00:49:00,725 --> 00:49:01,805
Speaker 2: some flower.

1057
00:49:03,445 --> 00:49:07,085
Speaker 1: Something rice. There's also a flower. There's bas Matti long grain,

1058
00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:12,165
Speaker 1: short grain. Jo well done, you get.

1059
00:49:12,205 --> 00:49:13,645
Speaker 3: Of course, Jasmin.

1060
00:49:13,405 --> 00:49:17,805
Speaker 2: Well John well beautiful name call a four, call of four.

1061
00:49:17,845 --> 00:49:22,885
Speaker 2: Welcome to the name game. Good morning. My last name as.

1062
00:49:22,725 --> 00:49:26,725
Speaker 3: In a gun pistol, Yeah, rifle, no.

1063
00:49:26,765 --> 00:49:28,725
Speaker 2: Machine gun eight K forty seven.

1064
00:49:30,405 --> 00:49:33,805
Speaker 6: You know too many?

1065
00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:35,884
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.

1066
00:49:35,925 --> 00:49:37,085
Speaker 1: Your name is Diane Bazooka.

1067
00:49:37,325 --> 00:49:38,205
Speaker 3: Is it Winchester?

1068
00:49:39,285 --> 00:49:44,565
Speaker 2: No Winster rifle? Last thing and Annie, get your gun?

1069
00:49:45,205 --> 00:49:49,285
Speaker 2: Clark Gable you want to clue? Yeah, play Gatling starts

1070
00:49:49,325 --> 00:49:56,765
Speaker 2: with a b BB gun gun with a bee beretta. Yep, yeah,

1071
00:49:57,925 --> 00:50:00,885
Speaker 2: wow wait all right we do round two next.

1072
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:03,925
Speaker 4: Christian Condor Show podcast.

1073
00:50:03,845 --> 00:50:06,765
Speaker 2: Final around now in the name game. As in, during

1074
00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:10,125
Speaker 2: this song, was just catching up with my favorite podcast

1075
00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:17,725
Speaker 2: listen to, which is Daily Sports Podcast Relentless.

1076
00:50:18,205 --> 00:50:19,485
Speaker 1: News and just listen to.

1077
00:50:19,685 --> 00:50:21,645
Speaker 2: I hadn't quite got to the Edge News Day, so

1078
00:50:21,845 --> 00:50:23,085
Speaker 2: I'll be with you in a second. I just need

1079
00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:23,685
Speaker 2: to hear it.

1080
00:50:23,725 --> 00:50:29,964
Speaker 3: Hawks without Skipper James Cecily, who's dealing with a hip

1081
00:50:30,085 --> 00:50:32,485
Speaker 3: slasher dominal injury?

1082
00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:33,165
Speaker 2: Oh? Got it?

1083
00:50:33,925 --> 00:50:34,165
Speaker 1: Today?

1084
00:50:34,725 --> 00:50:39,285
Speaker 3: Okay, my podcast so seamless every other time when I

1085
00:50:39,325 --> 00:50:41,445
Speaker 3: do my cup, But really.

1086
00:50:42,525 --> 00:50:44,924
Speaker 6: I always say that about your pattery. You're too good.

1087
00:50:45,205 --> 00:50:47,444
Speaker 2: Yea, Actually I am too good.

1088
00:50:47,485 --> 00:50:48,205
Speaker 1: You're too slick.

1089
00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:49,445
Speaker 3: I spoil you.

1090
00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:51,964
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, all right.

1091
00:50:52,045 --> 00:50:56,125
Speaker 2: So let's go to the name game, as in cooler one.

1092
00:50:56,205 --> 00:51:01,205
Speaker 4: Welcome, Hello, good morning guys. My last name as in

1093
00:51:01,565 --> 00:51:02,565
Speaker 4: dried fruits.

1094
00:51:05,005 --> 00:51:07,445
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sultana's raisins.

1095
00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:08,525
Speaker 6: You got it.

1096
00:51:08,605 --> 00:51:10,525
Speaker 2: Second one, Sultana Sultana.

1097
00:51:11,525 --> 00:51:12,485
Speaker 1: What is your whole name?

1098
00:51:13,605 --> 00:51:19,444
Speaker 2: Daniel Sultana, Daniel, Let's do fruit fruit Surnames, Timarna Show,

1099
00:51:19,925 --> 00:51:22,125
Speaker 2: starting with you, Daniel Sultana.

1100
00:51:22,325 --> 00:51:23,285
Speaker 1: What a great.

1101
00:51:24,925 --> 00:51:26,005
Speaker 2: Danny Sultana.

1102
00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:27,245
Speaker 4: It's like a.

1103
00:51:27,205 --> 00:51:31,045
Speaker 2: Seventies lounge singer and now in Vegas. Welcome on stage

1104
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Speaker 2: from One Night Only, Danny Sultana. I love it, Danny,

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Speaker 2: great name. Thank you very much for calling him. I

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Speaker 2: have a good day to call it to. Good morning,

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00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:45,125
Speaker 2: Good morning guys. My first name as in.

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Speaker 1: Apple, James, James, Cecily Pats.

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Speaker 3: We've got a covedion. Did you say as apples?

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00:51:57,845 --> 00:51:58,165
Speaker 2: Apple?

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00:51:59,005 --> 00:52:00,485
Speaker 6: Oh? Jonathan?

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Speaker 1: Oh, well done.

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Speaker 6: You got it, Jonathan, Jonathan Apple.

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Speaker 3: It's a variety of apple.

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Speaker 2: We don't have them with our lovely Grannie. Smith's all right,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much, Jonathan. It's got to caol of three.

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Speaker 2: Last one today on the name game, I was cooler three.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: My last name is as in a long way away.

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Speaker 1: Far, far away, distance.

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Speaker 7: Close with the first one far distance, long way far far.

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Speaker 2: Yep is your actual name? That's probably short for Farquhar,

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Speaker 2: just far. I met the poshest man in the world

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Speaker 2: once and he told me he was the Queen of

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Speaker 2: England's private bank.

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Speaker 1: And I which you name goes Farquhar Harris Smith.

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Speaker 2: Of course I've never met a first name Farquhar.

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Speaker 6: I know the guy in Shrek the Little King is Lord.

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00:53:05,005 --> 00:53:06,285
Speaker 2: I met an actual Farquhar.

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00:53:06,685 --> 00:53:07,844
Speaker 6: Which is your fancy name?

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00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:12,485
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow Fruit surnames for Joanney, Sultana far Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much. She give us a call.

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Speaker 1: You're calling on the school run. Are you okay?

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00:53:16,845 --> 00:53:17,965
Speaker 2: And how old are you?

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00:53:18,925 --> 00:53:20,685
Speaker 7: I'm certain and I'm wait for school.

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00:53:22,405 --> 00:53:24,965
Speaker 6: I'm late for the news.

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Speaker 2: Fard school.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:34,364
Speaker 1: I said. Another message from my mum.

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00:53:35,405 --> 00:53:38,885
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, right now, it's late in evening, very late in

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Speaker 2: the evening in the UK. She's watching Bruce Springsteen live

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00:53:42,725 --> 00:53:46,045
Speaker 2: first time ever at Liverpool at Anfield, the home of Liverpool,

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00:53:46,285 --> 00:53:48,085
Speaker 2: and she said her feet at home. He's been on

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00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:54,165
Speaker 2: stage for over three and a half hours. Yes it is,

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00:53:54,245 --> 00:53:56,925
Speaker 2: Come on, It's so awesome.

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00:53:57,245 --> 00:53:59,245
Speaker 6: You and your mom both love Springsteen.

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00:53:59,285 --> 00:54:01,444
Speaker 2: I love yeah, no, no, My mom was used to listen

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00:54:01,485 --> 00:54:02,844
Speaker 2: to him all the time when I was a kid,

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00:54:02,925 --> 00:54:05,125
Speaker 2: So that's where it comes from. Yeah, I'd love to

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00:54:05,165 --> 00:54:07,245
Speaker 2: be there where she is right now, so as much

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Speaker 2: as I love being with you guys springing right today?

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00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,245
Speaker 1: Then for the best thing on the time?

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00:54:12,245 --> 00:54:14,725
Speaker 2: Where a night on us and breakfast at the Grand

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00:54:14,845 --> 00:54:17,205
Speaker 2: High at Melbourne? How cool enjore the best of Colin

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Speaker 2: Street with a Grand One Night's Day brexfas are two

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Speaker 2: included as well a Grand High at Melbourne. Enjoy. We're

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Speaker 2: looking for your teenage songs today. Practical Parenting Magazine's top

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00:54:27,045 --> 00:54:31,085
Speaker 2: five most frustrating teenager habits. Patsy, you have one?

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00:54:31,765 --> 00:54:32,485
Speaker 3: Where do I go?

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00:54:32,885 --> 00:54:34,085
Speaker 1: What do you think is in the top five?

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00:54:34,565 --> 00:54:37,845
Speaker 3: Clothes on the floor and like throwing out clean clothes

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00:54:37,885 --> 00:54:39,605
Speaker 3: to the laundry when they're not dirty.

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00:54:40,085 --> 00:54:42,045
Speaker 1: It's a good one that's not in there.

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00:54:42,325 --> 00:54:43,205
Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.

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00:54:43,565 --> 00:54:46,005
Speaker 1: And five holding cups and plates in their bedroom.

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Speaker 2: It's awful.

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00:54:48,045 --> 00:54:50,844
Speaker 1: Sometimes you go up there disgusted, and sometimes it's like

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00:54:50,845 --> 00:54:51,085
Speaker 1: what's it?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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00:54:51,605 --> 00:54:58,285
Speaker 1: Goes all? It's like molds growing, like a skin of mold.

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Speaker 2: Layer.

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Speaker 1: That's it, the skin of it.

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Speaker 3: Find hawks last night going tops forks, seven forks in

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Speaker 3: her bedroom, eating.

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Speaker 2: Four exactly, sleeping in past midday. Well that's Patsy the weekend. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love it. Three staring at the phones. Yes, number

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Speaker 2: two saying they've done something when they haven't done it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And you have to get what you're say going

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Speaker 1: you sure, why don't you believe me?

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Speaker 3: You have to cross examine them.

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00:55:30,245 --> 00:55:35,005
Speaker 1: And then the dreaded only using one word answers, how's school.

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Speaker 2: To it's a grunt, grunting. Yeah, that's it all right?

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Speaker 2: Teenage songs of course, you could have anything. You've got

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Speaker 2: teenage boys by house of stain. Wow, you know because

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Speaker 2: they sped a drink, yes or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,365
Speaker 2: but always on the bed sheets, you know, boys with

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Speaker 2: the heavy cold. Any hoosy cupoosie smells like teen bo.

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Speaker 1: I drop my one as a play on sweet dreams.

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Speaker 2: Bohemian snapchat to the actually works, tiktoking on Heaven's door

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Speaker 2: or silver?

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Speaker 1: What have you got real teenager songs?

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Speaker 6: You know who the teenagers love? Who's that Susan Boyle?

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00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:21,325
Speaker 1: Remember her Susan Boyle twenty years ago?

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00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:23,725
Speaker 2: Oh the Susan boil One.

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Speaker 1: Let me get Susan Boyn on my chin.

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Speaker 6: I mean de meme ge that was her dream?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, hi right? Is it high grade? I think it's

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Speaker 1: low grade bronze minus.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's slam slam slamming on Heaven's door.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant God plus very good.

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Speaker 6: Shiny shiny patsy people, shiny happy pimple.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's also very good.

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Speaker 6: Gold and voice break hotel gold as well.

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Speaker 1: Were you just out your teenage years? Break fresh for you?

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00:56:58,245 --> 00:56:58,965
Speaker 1: Isn't it all right?

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00:56:59,005 --> 00:56:59,125
Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: Text yours in teenage songs?

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Speaker 4: Oh four seventy five The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Today, we're looking for your teenage songs. I feel bad

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Speaker 2: because it has never been a harder time to be

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Speaker 2: a teenager in this life out Now all they get

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Speaker 2: is us rinsing them for the next five minutes. But

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Speaker 2: we deserve to do it because we do have to

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00:57:19,885 --> 00:57:22,445
Speaker 2: put up a lot. Two of the most common phrases

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Speaker 2: from both of my two beautiful daughters when they're right

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Speaker 2: in their peak teenage years, which is, I think fifteen

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Speaker 2: to seventeen, I didn't ask to be born? I should

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Speaker 2: get that one a lot.

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Speaker 1: What did I mate? And you think about it? None

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Speaker 1: of us ask. We didn't.

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Speaker 2: You didn't sit down with your parents, you know, when

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Speaker 2: you were a zygot and said, listen, guys, I'd like

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Speaker 2: to be born.

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Speaker 1: So can you two get jiggy with it?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't want him? It be asking?

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Speaker 1: No, you know you really don't want about that. The

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Speaker 1: other one was do you know who I am?

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Speaker 2: I still get that now with my eighteen year old

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00:57:56,085 --> 00:57:58,445
Speaker 2: I made something, you know, come and a side dish

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Speaker 2: of something. She goes, don't looy this? Do you even

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00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,205
Speaker 2: know me? Meet?

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Speaker 1: We're over that now?

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Speaker 6: Do ask me born?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: The little questions? Okay, teenage songs, tough time, a bit

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Speaker 2: of teenage. We love the teenager we do. We do

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00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:20,005
Speaker 2: jump in Jack pash Tracy, well done, ZiT me maybe

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Speaker 2: one more time? Silver Stephen, tick around the top or clever? Yeah,

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00:58:25,285 --> 00:58:29,045
Speaker 2: what a Mark Hopkins. Let me sleep before you go go?

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Speaker 2: I Caroline, well done, not red red wine by UB

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Speaker 2: forty wine wine wine by you b thirteen.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Michael could even say wine like complaining.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know if you mean drink.

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Speaker 2: Wine or many teenagers are tucking lit pino, Oh my

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Speaker 2: pino years when I was fifteen?

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Speaker 1: Daddy?

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Speaker 2: Can we start new features? Patsy explains Comedy episode nine hundred.

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Speaker 2: I was I was listening to an episode of Patsy

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Speaker 2: explains comedy The other day.

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Speaker 3: Hawks are without who's dealing with a hip slash abdominal injury?

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Speaker 2: That's comedy, folks. Serrento moody, Oh Silver, that's very good.

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Speaker 2: I love that, Lauren not hey dude, hey mood I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna start singing that hey mood.

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Speaker 1: And that will really help things.

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Speaker 2: Sitting on the TikTok of the Bay, Silver Miners, No

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Speaker 2: poker face, pimple facezitchy citty bang bang, that's a movie.

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Speaker 1: They made us laugh. Pocket money is too tight to

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Speaker 1: mention by pimply red.

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Speaker 2: That's so unfair.

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Speaker 1: The swisper.

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00:59:58,445 --> 01:00:01,285
Speaker 2: Almost on the custoder Jason gone singing in the stain.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, we can't start staying one.

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Speaker 2: No, food fighters have got song for teenagers. Monkey Stench,

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Speaker 2: Monkey Stench is great.

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Speaker 1: That's some Josh Cavana, unbreak my voice.

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Speaker 2: Silver, time after time, I've told you to get off

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Speaker 2: your device. Have yelled there, Betty Davis and Stankyes, oh

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Speaker 2: not smooth criminal, smoothie criminal. That's a goal, Georgia. That's Oh,

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Speaker 2: she's a real smoothie criminal. Jenny c from the Block, Oh,

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Speaker 2: that's clever. Plus adding Clemente will done. You shook me

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Speaker 2: all fortnight long from mel girls just want to have

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Speaker 2: grunt Silver, I'm so nervous about pronouncing that one at

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Speaker 2: the end of the show. Really really could have taken

1278
01:00:55,005 --> 01:00:57,445
Speaker 2: us into a place. And there's Patsy's clip. At least

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01:00:57,485 --> 01:01:01,085
Speaker 2: we can never replay that clip. What about pubic enemy? No, no,

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Speaker 2: come on, let's get physical. Is now, let's get clear us.

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Speaker 2: Who's the winner? Monkey Monkey Stench is the winner? Joe,

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Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow. Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show go On Podcast