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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation all this story on Reddit, I

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Speaker 1: want to run it? Passed you sure. The headline is

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Speaker 1: bride says guests can only come to her wedding if

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Speaker 1: they agree to one condition. While some couples might choose

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Speaker 1: to have day and evening guests, what this bride and

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Speaker 1: groom instead opted for guests and servers. If you're on

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Speaker 1: the server list of friends, you could only RSVP to

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Speaker 1: her wedding if you agreed to take on the role

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Speaker 1: of a server. It was phrase, would you like to

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Speaker 1: have the privilege of serving us at our wedding? Right? So,

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Speaker 1: these wayter friendly hybrids were given uniforms to wear. They

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Speaker 1: weren't being paid, and one of the server friends said,

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Speaker 1: everyone at the table treating me exactly like a professional servant,

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Speaker 1: making eye contact, not thanking me, barking orders. I don't

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Speaker 1: believe this, you know, as if, as if a bride

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Speaker 1: and groom would do that, and as if a guest

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Speaker 1: would r SVP saying I will turn up to serve

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Speaker 1: the people at the wedding. I think there's someone that

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Speaker 1: the just making out Reddit headlines and not just read it.

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Speaker 1: All these this is and we're talking about it. This

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Speaker 1: is the fodder of the media these days. These a

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Speaker 1: ludicrous story. One bride kept her wedding dress for fifteen

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Speaker 1: years in the toilet. Here's what she learned. I gave

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Speaker 1: up eating ice cubes for a year. This is what

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Speaker 1: I learned. But I lived as a parrot for two years.

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Speaker 1: This is what I learned. Polly does want a cracker,

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Speaker 1: Swearing is fun, and newspaper is not as absorbent as

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Speaker 1: you'd think. It's just all made up. I stopped brushing

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Speaker 1: my pussy for a year, and this is what I learned.

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Speaker 1: What did you learn? But I just had a messy pussy, Brandon,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Well, there you go. That kept all my

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Speaker 1: hair for a year. Put that one on Reddit. Put

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Speaker 1: it on Reddit because some breakfast radio shows something just

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Speaker 1: like us. We'll talk about It'll be on morning TV

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Speaker 1: this morning, and there'll be two Larry and Kylie will

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Speaker 1: be talking about it, and there'll be two influences on

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Speaker 1: each Cat and Shelley Hartner and I'll be discussing it all.

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Speaker 1: There you go.