1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: Same for another Fringe Festival act with Clezie and Lisa. 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: Claire Hooper is going to be in town next week 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: with her show Nothing to See Here, from the twentieth 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: to the twenty fifth at the recer Butt. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 2: Tickets are available through Fringe world dot com dot au. 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: She hasn't quite touchdown yet, So morning, Claire, Claire, Morning. 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 3: I sent my children ahead of me, have you. We're 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 3: already in that weltering Perst summer and I will catch 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: them up next week. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: You know what we're not we haven't had I don't 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: want to put the you know, the kibosh, I don't 12 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: want to jinx it. But we haven't had a sweltering 13 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: summer yet. But just in time for your arrival, we've 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: got a couple of forty degree days next week. Now 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: tell us about nothing to See Here? Sorry, sorry, Claire. 16 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 2: That's a good change. 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 3: This is a lovely little comedy show about how humiliated 18 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 3: we are every day in public. Like it's just the 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 3: reality of being human beings is that we are gonna 20 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 3: We're going to do little stumbles on the street when 21 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 3: we're not in the mood for it. You know what, 22 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 3: I one of my favorite things to spot at the 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 3: moment when you're out of the cafe, or it's just 24 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 3: somebody waving at someone who hasn't seen them yet. It's 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 3: just like the most beautifully, painfully gorgeous Like nobody is 26 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 3: harmed by it, but it amuses me so much. It's like, 27 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 3: no one, I haven't seen you yet, because the rest 28 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 3: of us have. We're all looking, we're all invested. 29 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, at what point do you just give up? Stop? 30 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 2: They're not going to see. 31 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 3: Well, you can really tell what sort of gambler someone 32 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 3: is for me, Like, do people just go, I'm going 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 3: to cut my losses. I'll just walk to them. And 34 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 3: then there's the people who are like, I've already gone, 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: I'm sticking it out the results. 36 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, but even more frustrating, pretendsince they've seen you. 37 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. 38 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 5: But at a gig, if you're a black Perth arena, 39 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 5: you see the people doing it there, like from like 40 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 5: sixty meters away. 41 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 4: It's so frustrated a way. 42 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's asdorable, you know what. I do it myself 43 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 3: and I feel like I never feel more like my 44 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 3: own mother than when I'm waving across the crowd. 45 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: Have you ever left the toilet at a restaurant or 46 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: something with the skirt or dress tucked into the back 47 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: of U nickers. 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 3: No, but I believe it's waiting for me, which is 49 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 3: why I just don't wear dresses. Like the key is never, 50 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 3: never wear the jail. I wear a dress. 51 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, is the day it's going to happen. 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 4: Safety in the pants? 53 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 3: Is there a male equivalent? There is? Yes, there is 54 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 3: a fly. 55 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: Down definitely, Yeah, definitely toilet paper or the shoe. 56 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 4: Oh, any kind of toilet paper anywhere is bad, isn't it. 57 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? 58 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 4: How about flying through the air like Supergirl? Clear? Have 59 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 4: you done that? Because it's so bad, especially if you're 60 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 4: not in your eighties. 61 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 3: Oh look it's yeah, that's right. Grateful to be young enough, 62 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 3: but it doesn't put me in hospital. But the number 63 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 3: of humbles I've taken in public, you know, there's a 64 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 3: I did. There was. I made a list of stories 65 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 3: of me falling over, and I wouldn't even remotely fit that. 66 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 3: I reckon, I've got ten percent of them all fitted in. 67 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 3: One of the ones that doesn't even make it into 68 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 3: the show happened down on that down on that beautiful 69 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,959 Speaker 3: corner on Rose Street, right before the old horseshoe bridge 70 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 3: and I ran in his hot tip. If you're wearing 71 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 3: summer shoes to keep your feet cool, what happens is 72 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 3: your toes flare to keep them from falling off when 73 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 3: you run. And I ran in wide left pants and 74 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 3: I was intow shoes, and my right toe caught in 75 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 3: the left pant and I hobbled myself right as I 76 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 3: hit the traffic lights. I mean, you know some people 77 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 3: juggle at the traffic lights. I just I just performed 78 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: sideways a probatics and I had to take myself into 79 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 3: an alleyway for a little cry. 80 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 4: Recovery. 81 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 2: You say that a lotted norse for. 82 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: My favorite is when someone trips when they're walking and 83 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: then does a little jog to recover, and it's. 84 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 2: Like I meant to do that. I was. I was 85 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 2: always planning on running that little bit there. 86 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 3: It's a durable that's I mean, that's what the phrase 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 3: woops to Daisy was invented for. 88 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's only nothing to see here now. 89 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: Can you believe it's been twenty years since your first 90 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: TV comedy spot, which was on Lot A Rove. 91 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 2: Live in two thousand and five. 92 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: It is wild well, I mean anyone that anyone that's 93 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 3: been in the same job for twenty years does the 94 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 3: same thing where you're like ostindn't I never would have 95 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 3: thought it would last this long. Y Yeah, it's good. Well, 96 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 3: I mean, but to be honest, I find it even 97 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 3: weirder that I've been married for nearly as long, Like 98 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 3: that's like, surely, surely with you for a freshen up, 99 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,679 Speaker 3: But no, no, he sticks around. 100 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 4: He's still there. 101 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 5: He's got a consistency going. Claire and I saw a 102 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 5: couple of posts on your Instagram this week. Was at 103 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 5: that first comedy gig you did, the first Rove appearance 104 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 5: when Ron Moss Ridged from Bold was there? What was 105 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 5: it like but with a perfect jaw? 106 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 4: Well? 107 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 3: Actually, do you know what Clary that is? I mean, 108 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 3: that doesn't not explain why I stayed in the big 109 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 3: for twenty years. When you do your first TV spot 110 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 3: and you get to meat Ridge from Bold and the Beautiful, 111 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 3: well this business is worth it. I'm going to meet 112 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 3: all my heroes still just Ridge from the Bold and 113 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 3: the Beautiful, But I'm waiting for another celest body. 114 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 2: I interviewed. 115 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 1: His You know how that was there was always that 116 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: the three I was gonna say three way, but it 117 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: was not the three way. That was Brooklank and then 118 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:49,159 Speaker 1: there was the gorgeous brunette. I interviewed Brooke once. She 119 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: was a bit sort of not very not very talky. 120 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 4: She wasn't really warm. She's still on the show. 121 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: She was flopping her captains and I gave her every 122 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 1: opp she didn't need to plug her caftans, but she 123 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: was not really she didn't really come to play, unlike Ridge, 124 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 1: and i'mlike the woman that played Stephanie. 125 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 2: She was unreal to live you. 126 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 3: But anyway, what's she's incredible? She was on Good News Week. 127 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 3: She's so much fun. 128 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 2: Yes, I think she might be gone now. 129 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 3: From plugging a comedy show and you've brought up a 130 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 3: beloved sofas. 131 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's move on. Tell us about a bite to 132 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 2: eat with Alice? 133 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was super fun. What a trick like? 134 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: It's always when you get offered a spot on a 135 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 3: Eavy cooking show, you'll take it because I can't. I 136 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 3: cannot cook and I love a taste. But to eat, 137 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 3: I was like, yeslie, she made the most delicious carrots 138 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 3: buttered chicken for me and then somefins. Hey. It was 139 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 3: the greatest, and then I was like, I am Alice. Definitely, 140 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 3: I am going to go and make leave myself. I 141 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 3: have not. 142 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, the show with cookbook author Alice says love ski Yeah, 143 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: designs the menu based on your likes. 144 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 2: Did you promise anyth any better than that? 145 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 5: Do you promise anyone you're going to cook it? Clear 146 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 5: and let them down because you've got a bit busy 147 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 5: in the schedule. 148 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, look it is. It's because I'm too busy important. No, 149 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 3: I can't remember how to make it. Cooking just falls 150 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 3: out of my head. 151 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 5: Oh really, you have to take notes of go back 152 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 5: and watch the show again. You need to ask you 153 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 5: you're coming home to Perth of course on a forty 154 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,119 Speaker 5: one degree day next Tuesday, when you're not working, which 155 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 5: is your go to Perth beach or location? 156 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 4: Where would you head to mate? 157 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to say anything cool, but 158 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 3: I lived in Scarborough. Yeah, algia you go. 159 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's a bit different these days. 160 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 3: He's had a controversial answer for it. 161 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 5: If you're trying to have to be cool, you say 162 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 5: Cot but yeah, those scars is all good. 163 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 3: I don't try and be cool market. 164 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: You can't everywhere near cotter slow beat and if you do, 165 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: it's embarrassing because there's all those fancy cowls around you. 166 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 2: Yes, well, we will see you at the beach. 167 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: And in town for nothing to see here next week 168 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: the twentieth to the twenty fifth at the Record Button 169 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: and you can get tickets through Fringe world dot com 170 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: dot au. 171 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 3: Thank you so much, nice to see you.