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Speaker 2: Marketing for ten years? Will fucking do do you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Have I got I've got nothing. I'm qualified in marketing.

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Speaker 2: You're one of those people. You've had such a smorgas.

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Speaker 2: We'll be in the car and you'll go, did I

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Mattie Jay

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Speaker 2: and I'm actually this is a podcast that is all

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Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you have come wanting any inch millimeter.

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Speaker 1: No, no, not even a minute, it's a fly. Can

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Speaker 1: the He's found in Mozzi. He's got a new toy.

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Speaker 2: Because they're tiny little midgies. They always hover the midges

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Speaker 2: Leapt through the near death experience.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so anyway, I'm I'm somewhat of a hero in

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Speaker 1: You should put a poisonous spider in here, some snake

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Speaker 2: That's actually a good idea.

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Speaker 2: Did you film it? No shame? But yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: Wear a cape.

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Speaker 2: To be continued. Yes, on the weekend, I found myself

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Speaker 1: I hope Laura's not listening. She was there, and where

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Speaker 2: I accidentally became a bit of a stranger danger creep.

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Speaker 1: You did a nan you dropped it.

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Speaker 2: So what happened was what happened. Can I just put

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Speaker 2: the other one had some brownies and they were like,

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Speaker 2: I'll go ask is that Maddy j from the Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: They came over and they said, hey, would you like

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Speaker 1: Was just a picture you going you Okay, guess what

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Speaker 1: I've got candy back in the van?

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Speaker 2: Okay. The issue was, yes, the cake looked great. It

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, it's like two or three bucks

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Speaker 2: And they said we can only take cash. So there's

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Speaker 1: My god?

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Speaker 2: Because I groomed them, because I had the intention. I

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Speaker 2: I can then drop you some money later on.

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Speaker 1: I'll take some cake on tick things.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, what's your address and I can

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Speaker 1: My god, you can't ask a ten year old water addresses.

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Speaker 2: And then they were kind of looking at each other

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Speaker 2: and looking at these girls, and I'm like, I want

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Speaker 1: I want the cake. I don't really want your address,

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Speaker 1: but I have no other options. Can I bick? Can

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Speaker 1: I venmo? You?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: So now you're on a list.

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Speaker 2: I didn't I realized what was happening. I said, look,

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Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine. I won't get any.

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Speaker 1: Cake and you so you just stole it.

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Speaker 2: They quickly left the park.

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Speaker 1: They did. They're like, Daddy, this man asked for our

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Speaker 2: Where is he?

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Speaker 1: You are a predator and Matthew, I want to show

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Speaker 1: you something please that I saw, you know, those like

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Speaker 1: five minute hack videos five minute hack. This is not

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Speaker 1: one of those, but it could be. Okay, it's about

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Speaker 1: trying to keep your baby in one place. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: love that, so I'll get you to depress. For those

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Speaker 1: of you listening at home, it's actually a lady who's

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Speaker 1: don't move. As some sort of life hack. There will

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Speaker 1: be video on our social love this, but your face

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Speaker 1: when the velcrow rips off. The music's meant to make

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Speaker 1: it very way happier. So what do you think, man,

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Speaker 1: think about that? What's your initial thought? Can't do that?

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Speaker 2: That's child of youse. That's in the same category as

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Speaker 2: putting them on a lead.

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Speaker 1: It's in the same category of like I love burning

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Speaker 1: them with a cigarette.

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Speaker 2: I went straight to the comments and the top one says,

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Speaker 2: I leave mine in the basement.

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Speaker 1: Very good. You can't do that, So that's their hack.

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Speaker 1: Thirty three million views.

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Speaker 2: That guy, like, surely you just get them the pen.

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Speaker 1: My mother would run around with a pillow velgrod to

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: I just duct taped mine from head to to the wall.

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Speaker 1: CPS has entered the chest.

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Speaker 2: Surely no one's doing that, Honestly.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be a g got to be a

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Speaker 1: gr It's got to be a gr Like, have you

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Speaker 1: not heard of a high chair? Put him in a

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Speaker 1: The seatbelts the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just think are imagine if someone came

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Speaker 2: around there said, oh, where's little Billy. He's so cute,

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Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, he's just duct taped to the sofa.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry, he's good for the half an hour.

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Speaker 1: If you want a wine, the smart thing to do

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Speaker 2: That's very clever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I've seen the it's a onesie, which is a mop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's child labor anyway. I saw that and I

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Speaker 1: Also kind of rate.

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Speaker 2: It before we go into meltdowns. I do have a

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Speaker 2: video that I want to show you as well. Look

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Speaker 2: at us and I know how you feel about pet parents.

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Speaker 1: Can't stand your stand Jack? Yes.

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Speaker 2: For reference, very hot weekend we were down at Sunday

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Speaker 2: and we were down to the beach at Bondai in

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Speaker 2: the north end. It's a little Kiddi's pool next to

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Speaker 2: that the little rock pool and the girls love that

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Speaker 1: The plastic baby drowned.

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Speaker 2: That's where we've been previously with. Yeah, like a life

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Speaker 1: Is that going to end up on Bondo Rescue?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Also a video idea we should go to bond I Rescue.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know them. I would love to know them.

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Speaker 2: I have tried to get on Bondo Rescue and they

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Speaker 2: don't want to part of me. They're like, fuck off,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to show you a video. So we were

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Speaker 2: because the water is and those rock pools, there's normally

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Speaker 2: like half toddler pierce, half seawater. No one who doesn't

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Speaker 1: Would you want that much?

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Speaker 2: So it's normally just toddlers and parents.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just dropped wa kids there and go to

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Speaker 1: the other end as well.

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Speaker 2: There was another parent there, ash, oh my god. And

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Speaker 1: So do they have other kids?

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Speaker 2: No kids?

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Speaker 1: Oh, so you're calling them a parent, well, a pet parent.

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Speaker 2: Now. People in Vondai are a little bit different to

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Speaker 2: Warrywood Rich.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that.

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Speaker 2: Not sure if you ever see this down it like,

441
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Speaker 2: what's your local narrabeen.

442
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: In the swamp?

443
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

444
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 1: Do you ever see any Oh, there's a body of

445
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: water at the back of my house that's been there

446
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: from the rain six months ago.

447
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 2: They're gonna say there's a body out there.

448
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: There's probably a dead body in there. That's a fucking cat.

449
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 2: That's a cat.

450
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: She's kissing the cat as well, like it's a child.

451
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: She's like, oh good, it's like a swimming lesson for

452
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 1: the cat. First of all, a couple of iks here

453
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: for me, she's got the cat in the water.

454
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Speaker 2: Cat's in the.

455
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: Water swimming like a swimming lesson.

456
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: And for anyone who's like, don't ever got this lady

457
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Speaker 2: for bringing a cat in the water, because the cat

458
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 2: does look a little bit unhappy. The cat doesn't look

459
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Speaker 2: like it's enjoying its time in the water at all.

460
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Speaker 1: You've forced that cat into the water. Cats and water

461
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: they're not known for mixing. No, so she's got the

462
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: cat in the water spinking first of all, cat water

463
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: water in public. Massive also on a lead, which looks

464
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: like some sort of harnessed life vest.

465
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 2: And now how you feel about leads?

466
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: Yes, and the cat also hates it.

467
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 2: Cat looks like it's having a terrible time.

468
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: This person needs to somehow regrasp reality. Okay, regrasp it.

469
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: Take it back, come back to reality, because this is disgusting.

470
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: You might as well a dog, get a dog, Get

471
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Speaker 1: a dog if you reckon. She'd be the sort of

472
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Speaker 1: person to love that cat so much that when it

473
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Speaker 1: does die, you'll cook it up and eat it. That's

474
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Speaker 1: probably who she is.

475
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 2: There was there was a lot of people kind of going,

476
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: what the is that is? That?

477
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: Also, get it out of the kids pool, get it, like,

478
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: get it out of there. You should be locked up

479
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: and throw the keyway with the cat.

480
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 2: I love how when I spotted it, I was kind

481
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: of like doing like a subtle side eye to like

482
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: understand what's going on. And Laura just goes phone out.

483
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: Good and as she should, Laura look prop to Laura

484
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: straight into filming that because that is unacceptable.

485
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: Although it was quite early, like the first time we

486
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: went down to the beach at like quarter to eight,

487
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 2: so maybe she was thinking, I'll take I'll take little

488
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 2: like Puddles down to the water.

489
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: That's if his name was Puddles.

490
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Speaker 2: Would be any pet parents out there? We apologize, No,

491
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: I'm not apologized. You guys, this is what this is

492
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: what you become. Stop the slippery slope. Stop the slip.

493
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: She needs to be stopped. I have seen a cat

494
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 2: in the water at Warriorwood. Is that? Does that happen

495
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 2: out your way?

496
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: Only dead ones? That is unacceptable.

497
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: Hey, let's do let's down.

498
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: Speaking of unacceptable, let's go into meltdowns or tantrums as

499
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: call it.

500
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 2: It's a fine the final. Every time I listen to

501
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 2: that song, it gets worse and worse. I love it,

502
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: but it does bring a smile to my face and

503
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: worse the better. I hope people listen to that and like, enjoy,

504
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: enjoy that. We're trying you go first, We are trying

505
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 2: quick get that bug.

506
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: Well there it is? Yeah, good die two or one?

507
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if you like to listen to this.

508
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 2: This is how hectic it is.

509
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: Is it really hurts.

510
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: It's pretty hectic. It like made my finger numb for

511
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 2: a while.

512
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not tantrums of the week. I'll go quickly. First,

513
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: with one of mine, we went to Sunday. You were

514
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: talking about, very hot day, very hot day. So as

515
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: men do in very hot days, we go to a

516
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: new conditioned pub with kids. So I just took one

517
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: of the kids. I leave one at home, and I

518
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: took a kid with me, so we went down to

519
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: the pub. I had to mate pick us up in

520
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: his car with his kid, who's Oscar's friend. Similar age.

521
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: They're both in the back. They're doing their thing. We

522
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: pull up to park, like I said, very hot day.

523
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: So Mike, my mate goes, I'm just gonna leave the

524
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: windows down a little bit, some air circulation through the

525
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: car for when we get out, locked the car, go

526
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: come back. It's not completely going to combust.

527
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 2: That's brave, mate, leaving the windows down. In Worrywood.

528
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: It was mona oar. So it's all clear. It's all clear.

529
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: His four year old didn't like that full meltdown in

530
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: the car. We're trying to get out of the car

531
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: to go to the par because he wanted the windows up.

532
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: At one point he was like, I want the windows

533
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: full meltdown over something absolutely ridiculous.

534
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: You know what's annoying with my kids? They've got windows

535
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: up and windows down. Confused because you know my car's

536
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: got that real moldy smelt.

537
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

538
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: So whenever we're driving, I try and get the windows

539
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 2: down to air it out, and the windows are down

540
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 2: and the kids are like, get the windows down. And

541
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: I'm like they are down, windows up and they're like, no,

542
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 2: we wanted it down.

543
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you want to tell me?

544
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 2: What you are? Do you want from me?

545
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: Anyway? That's one of one if you've got one. This

546
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: one is submissions. We do get a lot of submissions.

547
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: People have a lot to vent.

548
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: We've got a lot to go through. There's so many. Unfortunately,

549
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: not all can make it under the podcast. You have

550
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: to be only select few. So if you're listening and

551
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: you want us story about your tantrum we're doing.

552
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: We should do a gag book with all the tantrums.

553
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 2: We should one hundred ideas, an't we coffee table book?

554
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: So this tantrum. This one's from Lisa and she has

555
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 2: a little melt down here. She says, I wouldn't allow

556
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 2: my toddler to drink the entire bottle of panelole before

557
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: she went to bed, and she had meltdown. Idiot.

558
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: It's funny because like we we convinced our kids that

559
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: to get to have the panel we called it loly water.

560
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: We called it loly water. And now they're like, give me,

561
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: I'm sick.

562
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: And if you don't give it, sometimes you got to

563
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: get get this syringe out, give them a fake little

564
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: all right, who wants some?

565
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: That's great. I have one for you in my book

566
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: of tricks here, book of tantrums from Clary. She commented,

567
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: actually on that video we did last week, says that

568
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: my three year old had a tantrum because I flushed

569
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: his poo down the toilet. He wanted to keep it

570
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: to show his friends.

571
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: Mate, I feel his pain. Actually, sometimes when I do

572
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: a massive.

573
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: Just want to take a photo of it and send

574
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: to your friends.

575
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, it's a shame to let such a

576
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: beautiful creation flush away into the bit.

577
00:28:59,560 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: Let him.

578
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: I Actually I sympathize with the toddler on this one.

579
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: I got one more. Do you have time for one more? Ash? Yes,

580
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: thank you. This one is from Sam, who also submitted

581
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: on Instagram. She says, my toddler had a massive meltdown

582
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: because I wouldn't let him eat the sheep shit after

583
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: he watched the dog eat it first. I would just

584
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: let him do it. Let him loads building the immune system.

585
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: Let him Sometimes you're like, hey, let him as a.

586
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: Taste for it, and then your kids are freak. He

587
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: just like loves eating weird animal shit. Then he'd be

588
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: on TV beyond News around the World TCL.

589
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: What's the American show people who marry like train tracks

590
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: or something?

591
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, like my weird obsession or something. I like

592
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: to eat shape shit and on Sundays we eat goat shit.

593
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: Sam, You've done the right thing by saying no to him,

594
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 2: because he'd be a lifetime animal shit eater.

595
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: It's a slippery slope. Yeah, it's sheeps.

596
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: It's actually the gateway shit to that.

597
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: Matt allowed me some dog hit questions. Matt, let's go,

598
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: let's finish this off today. Finish strong with a question

599
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: or two.

600
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 2: Okay, this one is it's quick one, Ash, and I

601
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: think I know the answer, but they want to know.

602
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 2: Do you let your kids watch Disney movies?

603
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Wow, what's the problem?

604
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: Favorite one? Oh?

605
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: They come and go, Come and go? Still watching Sea

606
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: Beast Ohana is a bloody classic.

607
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: It's a cracker. The rock is very good in it.

608
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: He's very good that scene. I also really like the.

609
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 2: Crab and the song is absolute belted.

610
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me. I'm going to go with that like that. Yeah.

611
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: I don't think this one is Disney. I think it's

612
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 2: like Pixel maybe.

613
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: Same thing, isn't it?

614
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: Is it a Disney?

615
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: Is that right?

616
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: I remember as a kid Monsters Inc. Do you remember

617
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: Monsters Ink?

618
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: I know where this is going.

619
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 2: That is a great movie.

620
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: When I was twelve years old and that movie was out,

621
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I went to Barley with my parents and that was

622
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: the only TVD I wanted to get from Baali. It's

623
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: I want to get the you know, the rip off

624
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: version of the Yeah, and there's like someone walks across.

625
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: So I was watching it. We're kind of like midway

626
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 2: through the movie and the girls mailing and Lala, they

627
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: loved it. They were engrossed in the film. And it's

628
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: so nice because sometimes I get five minutes into a

629
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: film when you can just see they're not into it.

630
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 2: But monsters inc. They loved it, and I thought to myself,

631
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: oh god, is this going to be Is this going.

632
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: To be the premise of it? Is getting kids screams

633
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: because monsters do exist in the movie, so you re fuck.

634
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: So we got to the end of the film and

635
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful ending, and then it was great. Kids

636
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: loved it, just like going to bed that no wonder,

637
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 2: I hate you. They were so petrified and I was like,

638
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 2: the monsters are fine. They were like.

639
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: Around the next day. So what movie we're going to watch?

640
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: Stay daddy, We're going to watch Sore? Have you ever

641
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: heard of The Hills Have Eyes?

642
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: Sometimes?

643
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: A lovely family movie.

644
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: Probably just after weeks now watching the film, kind of

645
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 2: gotten over that the fact that this monster's hiding in

646
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: the wardrobe.

647
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Matthew, that's what comes from Chloe. Can we hear

648
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: your tips? Or when mum is breastfeeding, how do you contribute?

649
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong people here.

650
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: I do absolutely nothing. Or just wait there. I asked

651
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 1: for a bit after ask for a sip.

652
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 2: I have one bit of advice and it was given

653
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: to me by my.

654
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: Mom when she was breastfeeding, and she was breastfeeding. She

655
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: looked down in said, don't suck so hard they don't

656
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: like it. Stop biting, stimulate the nibble more.

657
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 2: She said. The best thing you can do is get

658
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 2: a glass of water.

659
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: Very true, Get a glass of water. Get a bottle

660
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Speaker 1: of water, and shut the fuck up, because it's way

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Speaker 1: more exhausting than you think. Like it takes it out

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Speaker 1: of them. Man, it's like you're literally draining liquid from

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Speaker 1: sucking the life out of them. Yeah, it makes you think.

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Speaker 1: I feel sorry for cows, milk dairy cows, just getting

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Speaker 1: worked over every two days.

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Speaker 2: Let me just before we go, do just want to

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Speaker 2: check in with Laura and see if she has anything

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Speaker 2: to add to this, because we may be missing something.

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Speaker 2: Let's just quickly see what Laura has to say.

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Speaker 3: The main thing a party can do clean, Just clean

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Speaker 3: the fucking house. Clean everything, wash floors. Also, bring a

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Speaker 3: glass of water, Like, make sure there's always water there,

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Speaker 3: because when you're like baby trapped and you're breastfeeding, you

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Speaker 3: get really thirsty.

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Speaker 1: But above all clean. Well, okay, very good, good to

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Speaker 1: know there you've had it. Although straight from the cow's mouth, Laura, Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Not at nighttime though obviously nighttime, nighttime.

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Speaker 1: In the middle of the night. You're just like you said,

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Speaker 1: you said, clean the house.

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Speaker 2: This is what Laura wanted, daytime breastfeeding. Okay, do the dishes,

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Speaker 2: do the washing.

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Speaker 1: Obviously we're both past that now.

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Speaker 2: Not cleaning the house, I am.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore. Look, I think we should

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Speaker 1: end up there as we have time for I'm starving.

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Speaker 2: If you have enjoyed this episode of one of our

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Speaker 2: best is it probably not? We would love it if

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Speaker 2: you said it alone. But to any pet parents out there,

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Speaker 2: we apologize for any offense caused.

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Speaker 1: We love you all. I don't apologize, and if you

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Speaker 1: know what was a downfall of Ash and Matt offending

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Speaker 1: pe fucking ginger Cat went for a swim in No

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Speaker 2: A couple of stars and a few words on Apple

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Speaker 2: podcasts would make Ash nigh extremely happy. And again, as always,

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Speaker 2: not begging, just asking.

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Speaker 1: A sure sea but.

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Speaker 2: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea

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Speaker 2: and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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