Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: You delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: No one says the word turn as an adult. Kids
Speaker 2: would be like, can I return? You don't say that
Speaker 2: she as an adult? Can I have a turn in
Speaker 2: your car?
Speaker 1: And Mitchell coos illo?
Speaker 2: You are you illow you Mitchell's house again? You sound
Speaker 2: really excited about that. I am.
Speaker 1: It's because I just feel like your real friend when
Speaker 1: I'm here.
Speaker 2: Well, you're welcome in any time.
Speaker 1: No, I know, But when we do it in the studio,
Speaker 1: the podcast. In the studio, it feels like we're working that.
Speaker 1: You make a cuppa, I have a soda stream. I'm
Speaker 1: pissing your toilet, got any feed up? Feeder up on
Speaker 1: different cushions. Isabella just did a ship.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that. Although I can't smell. Think it
Speaker 3: might have been a number one.
Speaker 1: Does she scratch like that for a number one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She buries it in the KIDDI bitter. They're very polite
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I could not live with a cat.
Speaker 2: I really want.
Speaker 1: I could not live two things I don't want in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: Cat off, pussy. How do you go getting apart today
Speaker 2: by the way, ah, because it's a bit of a
Speaker 2: nightmare parking in my apartment building.
Speaker 1: Well, to be honest, I had a really sweet lady
Speaker 1: who I didn't have my ID on me, didn't realize
Speaker 1: I was going to be drinking alcohol here, and she said,
Speaker 1: you have to go back to your car and get
Speaker 1: your ID because how yours works. You got to park
Speaker 1: in the five minute visitor walk in, get a parking permit,
Speaker 1: then they open the boom gates like you're entering Universal Studio.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of a nightmare. And I had a
Speaker 3: Karen moment at them recently. A receptionists by I'm building because,
Speaker 3: as you said, if you're saying here for like twenty
Speaker 3: four hours or less, like overnight or just popping in
Speaker 3: for the afternoon, you have to sign in and get
Speaker 3: a pass. Ye. But if someone's saying more than twenty
Speaker 3: four hours, like Sean saying for the weekend, I have
Speaker 3: to send an email in advance asking for a short
Speaker 3: term path or whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you, with all due respect, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: this place? I know, like it's it's a you pay rent, Olivia,
Speaker 1: you're paying to live here. You shouldn't have I.
Speaker 3: Know price keeper Jennis here. Of course do you have
Speaker 3: this shit in? You have Service Meriton suite.
Speaker 4: I don't live in Service Meritans, she moved from.
Speaker 1: But you did retain Jeeves in this economy. That was
Speaker 1: very nice of you. He lives in as a butler.
Speaker 2: Now anyway, my parent moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, It's always been the way that I have
Speaker 3: to send an email if I want Sean to stay
Speaker 3: for a few days, and I just copy and paste
Speaker 3: the same email from my fine notes.
Speaker 2: It's easy. And then one.
Speaker 3: Week they clapped back and said, oh, sorry, Mitchell, you
Speaker 3: haven't given us at least forty eight hours notice and
Speaker 3: will approve it this time, but next time, if you
Speaker 3: don't give us forty eight hours notice, Sean will have
Speaker 3: to park on the street.
Speaker 1: Sean will be forced to be destitute and homeless.
Speaker 3: So I just cracked it because they've been painful for
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 2: Like Sean, we'll get phone.
Speaker 3: Calls from the security guards that work here over the
Speaker 3: weekend and they're just usive for no reason.
Speaker 2: They'll call him be like, mate, what are you still
Speaker 2: doing now? When do we get in that pass back?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: I give him such a hard time, and so I
Speaker 3: just cracked it because they're trying to make it too
Speaker 3: hard for him to come visit me.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be so good to watch. Was it
Speaker 1: face to face?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went down there in that little office that we
Speaker 1: all okay, and who did you see? What did you say?
Speaker 3: I waltzed down there and I said, we need to
Speaker 3: have a chat about the parking situation. It's not been
Speaker 3: a rule that I need to give forty eight hours
Speaker 3: notice for him to come and arrive the whole time
Speaker 3: I've been here, It's been a year, and why is
Speaker 3: this rule coming in now? And they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, And they said, so do
Speaker 3: you ensure just not plan your weekend until last minute?
Speaker 3: And I was like, not every time, but it would
Speaker 3: be nice to have the fucking.
Speaker 1: Option and none of your fucking business how we plan it.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's what I said.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not just going to remove any spontaneity
Speaker 3: from my fucking relationship just for the sake of your admin.
Speaker 4: Also, late notice isn't anything before forty eight hours?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's true.
Speaker 2: I should have the option to say to my boyfriend,
Speaker 2: or do you want to come over tonight?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I should be able to do that or anyone.
Speaker 3: And so I had a crack at a I said, so, no,
Speaker 3: I won't be giving you forty eight hours notice, and
Speaker 3: she goes, oh, the thing is that sometimes the car
Speaker 3: pucks feel up really quick, so if you get into later,
Speaker 3: I might have one free for you. And I was like,
Speaker 3: if that happens, I'll wear it, darling. If that happens,
Speaker 3: that's fair. But here's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh, I.
Speaker 3: Don't care if I email you at four point fifty
Speaker 3: nine on a Friday, you're about to shut the office.
Speaker 3: If I give you that late notice and there's a
Speaker 3: spot free, you're gonna give it to him.
Speaker 2: That's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 3: And also, under no fucking circumstance other security guards to
Speaker 3: call him ever again, ever and then and then she says, oh, well,
Speaker 3: can you at least give us an ETA of when
Speaker 3: he's going to arrive And I said, no, that's none
Speaker 3: of your business. You're going to allocate him a spot
Speaker 3: and he has the freedom to pick up the paths
Speaker 3: when everyone's wow, do we have a fucking understanding?
Speaker 2: And so it was good we thought of you.
Speaker 1: That is so card have you seen that lady on
Speaker 1: TikTok that does she pretends to be a character and
Speaker 1: she goes through. That's exactly who you sound like.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes the Karen moment is necessary.
Speaker 3: No, I completely agree, justify that, like the security guards
Speaker 3: in this building must be so bored because nothing happens.
Speaker 2: They must be that bored. I've got a phone call
Speaker 2: the other day being like, Oh, you just parked a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 3: Close to the person next to you, so it might
Speaker 3: be hard for them to get in and out of
Speaker 3: their car. Could you just next time try and park
Speaker 3: a little bit further? And I was like, fuck, If
Speaker 3: that's the.
Speaker 2: Biggest issue of their tape, that's the only thing they
Speaker 2: have to do. They must be so bored.
Speaker 1: My worry is, though, Mitchell, that it's targeted to you. Now.
Speaker 1: Now they say bad things come in threes. You've already
Speaker 1: had the gay manly bashing attempted, You've already had the
Speaker 1: drink spiking incident, and the glass the glass is going missing.
Speaker 1: My fear and deep worry for you as a dear
Speaker 1: friend is that this is your third piece of hate.
Speaker 1: Chrome are they targeting you?
Speaker 2: I very nearly played that card.
Speaker 1: Should was going to Is it because we're gay?
Speaker 2: Is that it? I bet you let all the fucking
Speaker 2: straight couples stay and have a car park.
Speaker 1: No, do you call John and Nancy in room twelve
Speaker 1: B and give them the same shit.
Speaker 2: It crossed my mind, but I didn't go there.
Speaker 1: I don't think no, I don't think it is targeting
Speaker 1: because they give me a hard time too, even today.
Speaker 1: I had to walk back to my car, get my ID,
Speaker 1: come back and then.
Speaker 2: Where the fuck did they need it? Idea?
Speaker 1: But she didn't take anything from it. She looked at
Speaker 1: it and went, thank you, Mitchell, And she said what's
Speaker 1: your name? I said Mitchell? She said who are you visiting?
Speaker 1: I said Mitchell. She said no, what's your name? I said,
Speaker 1: we have the same name. Just relaxed, write them down
Speaker 1: and move on.
Speaker 2: Couple of Mitchell's baby said.
Speaker 1: You know the problem though, someone I walked out and
Speaker 1: some old woman was limping by, and she goes hull, I.
Speaker 2: Go true, and she goes hello young.
Speaker 1: She actually seemed nice, And the sense of community here
Speaker 1: does seem like it skewed more towards the appreciation of
Speaker 1: the older.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I said, I'm living the dream I've always
Speaker 3: wanted to live in a retirement village, and now I'm
Speaker 3: doing it basically, and now you're here.
Speaker 1: To remember when we called her retirement village to get quotes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we wanted to find out the minimum age. And
Speaker 3: I have to be fucking fifty five. Yeah, I thought, Oh,
Speaker 3: I can't wait. My grandparents for some like they're losing
Speaker 3: the plot and they are so offended every time anyone
Speaker 3: suggests the idea of living in a retirement home or
Speaker 3: nursing home or something where they can be cared for.
Speaker 2: They're living on the farm, and I keep saying to Mom,
Speaker 2: I would just do it in a half because it
Speaker 2: sounds like a dream.
Speaker 3: Maybe not a nursing home. That's a bit different to
Speaker 3: a retirement village.
Speaker 1: Now, you don't want to live in a nursing home.
Speaker 1: My nan, who's a ninety three, is in a nursing home.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny. So my nan sold her house.
Speaker 1: This happened today. Funny you bring it up. Sold her
Speaker 1: big house because she she has dementia and we had
Speaker 1: to get her into a care facility and the dementia's
Speaker 1: gotten worse because she sold her house. So they put
Speaker 1: that money and bought her like the biggest apartment in
Speaker 1: the retirement home. However, everyone in the retirement home wants it.
Speaker 1: There's a wait list for men's room.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so it now, she's.
Speaker 1: In it now. It's got a balcony, it's got two bedrooms,
Speaker 1: it's got a guest room. It is the biggest and
Speaker 1: the best in that whole retirement village.
Speaker 2: So she owns that.
Speaker 1: You bought it. You aren't you buy it. My thing
Speaker 1: is they're all waiting for her to die because everyone
Speaker 1: wants it.
Speaker 3: But if you, I hope someone in your family inherits
Speaker 3: it because I fucking want that place.
Speaker 2: Can someone over fifty five live there? Just hold it
Speaker 2: until I'm fifty?
Speaker 1: It's so Actually, the aged care system in this country
Speaker 1: needs to be needs reworking, because when Nen passes away
Speaker 1: that they have they own the property and then the
Speaker 1: money goes to them. They take it and when yep,
Speaker 1: and when n dies, that money gets sent back to
Speaker 1: mum and dad and the family, and they don't make
Speaker 1: any money on it, but they just get the exact
Speaker 1: same amount back and the room gets given to someone else.
Speaker 1: It's like a holding fee. It's a whole It's fucked.
Speaker 1: It's unethical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Mum and Dad go there and they go Hi, Michelle
Speaker 1: and Mark, just letting you know that there's been three
Speaker 1: more names added to clinic room. Yeah, they're fully aware
Speaker 1: because the nature of a retirement village is that you
Speaker 1: know you're not going to move on after it. That's
Speaker 1: sort of that's sort of.
Speaker 2: The end of your retiring at the end of the game.
Speaker 1: So they know that she will pass away there and
Speaker 1: people are waiting it so grim. So Nana's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've made lots of friends this week, might and then
Speaker 1: they want for your fucking room. And they all give
Speaker 1: her chocolates and roses because then could give the room,
Speaker 1: or it's because she has it, she can choose who
Speaker 1: comes next. So really, yeah, she's like the queen of
Speaker 1: the fucking prison. What is it called top dog?
Speaker 2: She's top dog. I love that.
Speaker 1: The poor thing's riddled with dementia and is forgetful. She
Speaker 1: forgets who she's learned it to. So Mum and Dad
Speaker 1: to all these.
Speaker 2: People have been promised, Yeah they have.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, just so you know, Claire promised us
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 2: We're like, no, oh, that's them lying yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3: You know, it's fucking random. My parents farm, there's a
Speaker 3: second we call it the old house. It was like
Speaker 3: the original house that people lived on fucking ages.
Speaker 2: It must be nice.
Speaker 3: It's abandoned and it's the second house. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's not functional. It's got fucking dead sheep in there.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's old and abandoned, but it's got really
Speaker 3: really nice timber. Yeah, and occasionally Dad gets phone calls
Speaker 3: from absolute random's being like, good a CM, see your
Speaker 3: uncle Clem before we pass God rest his soul. He
Speaker 3: promised me I could, you know, rip down the house
Speaker 3: and use that timber And he's like, see you later.
Speaker 1: Cock it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why people want this timber in the
Speaker 2: old house.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I love everyone always speaks as
Speaker 1: if they were best friends with the dead because the
Speaker 1: dad's not there to say no, I actually hated that pitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's for you know what. I've just had an idea. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to create a list of people that I
Speaker 1: fucking have never promised anything to. Everyone wants.
Speaker 2: I've got a lot of tech, I've got a lot
Speaker 2: of gadgets.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, No, I did not promise
Speaker 1: Jenna my MacBook Pro because you know Mitch will be like, well, Mitch,
Speaker 1: promise me always audio equipment.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't put it in your will. They certainly cannot.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: I did not promise anything to you can. Actually, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: on the record, have all my audio equipment?
Speaker 2: Thank you? MacBook you know what.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's new, it's m one soaked, it's all yours.
Speaker 2: Damn it. I would have liked the MacBook.
Speaker 1: Actually, you guys can, No, I have the mac Would
Speaker 1: you speak at my wedding?
Speaker 2: My wedding?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now I'm further. I think I'm closer to my
Speaker 1: funeral that I would you. Would you speak at my funeral? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: If I was asked too, sure.
Speaker 4: I've given numerous eulogy so I'm pretty good at them.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you mean like because you did and Boilin's
Speaker 1: and oh god sorry.
Speaker 2: And then who else? Madam too sword, Yes, madam. Anyway,
Speaker 2: if it's the first time, listen, we're in Mitchell's house,
Speaker 2: that's the story. It was the first time was sitting.
Speaker 1: We start every show with and is it just me
Speaker 1: something we've noticed we hate to appreciate Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be preparing something a little special for
Speaker 3: my itchim itchim.
Speaker 1: I thought he's an itch.
Speaker 2: Well I'm a bitcham. Actually I'm covered in buzzy bites.
Speaker 2: Och Fuck me.
Speaker 3: It's always just a little bit more chaotic when we're
Speaker 3: at home, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm a wedding celebrant.
Speaker 2: Oh go hitch.
Speaker 3: Them's the witness to fucking hit and run snitch them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, No, you're so right about that one.
Speaker 1: My ex, my partner. I'm really not vibing them.
Speaker 2: I'll ditch them anyway. I'm doing something a little special.
Speaker 2: Do you want to kick things off? Yeah, let's go,
Speaker 2: let's jump in.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Did you also have a moment that made you think,
Speaker 1: you know what? It is?
Speaker 2: Time to shake things up in my life? I guess so? Yes?
Speaker 2: Why what with your moment?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm more specifically talking about weight loss, and I
Speaker 1: remember you know I've lost forty kilos. We've spoken about
Speaker 1: it on Yeah shut up. But I got a call
Speaker 1: this week and it reminded me the inciting incident that
Speaker 1: made me go I'm going to lose weight. I got
Speaker 1: a call from an MRI clinic and they called me
Speaker 1: because I have a brain condition Kiari malformation. I've got
Speaker 1: to get twelve monthly MRIs. And they call me and
Speaker 1: they go, Hi, Mitch, just checking that you know your
Speaker 1: due for your twelve monthly MRI. And we've booked you
Speaker 1: in for the Safari Room and the Safari Room for
Speaker 1: the MRI. And I remember thinking, oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1: I go, thank you so much for calling. I don't
Speaker 1: need to come to your clinic anymore. Thank you, And
Speaker 1: they said, oh, okay, no worries.
Speaker 2: They hung up.
Speaker 1: Why not I never told anyone this and because I
Speaker 1: was embarrassed, like genuinely embarrassed. But this is the first
Speaker 1: time I'm saying this. This was the moment that I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, I need to make some changes. I'm
Speaker 1: a bigger boy and it's affecting my life.
Speaker 3: But wait, I'm not following. What's they got to do
Speaker 3: with the MRI. Why don't you need those anymore?
Speaker 2: I know I need to get MRS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still need my MRIs. But I canceled the
Speaker 1: Safari Room clinic because about twelve months ago, I was
Speaker 1: the biggest I ever was I was almost one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty killers and I'm six foot three, big toll boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my GP goes, we need to get you a
Speaker 1: monthly MRI. Twelve monthly MRI go and book it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I call my local place and they go, hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: can we just get all your details?
Speaker 2: And they go, what's your weight?
Speaker 1: I tell them my weight and they go Unfortunately, Mitch,
Speaker 1: the MRI machine caps out at one point thirty five.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're over the weight limit.
Speaker 1: But we'll connect you to this place that does it.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, no worry, that's fine, bit embarrassing, but
Speaker 1: I'll go to a bigger MRI machine.
Speaker 2: That seems like a bit of a flaw in the system. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The place they gave me to get an MRI is
Speaker 1: an animal hospital.
Speaker 2: Oh no, are you serious?
Speaker 3: Did they bring it up in one of those giant
Speaker 3: elevators they used for elephants in the circusts.
Speaker 1: And fucking Volkswagen cars to get them into the showroom.
Speaker 2: It was an animal hospital?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 3: I swear to God and so was that the moment
Speaker 3: they were like, Jesus, I've got to do something about.
Speaker 1: That was the moment that I thought, Christ on a bike.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to the same GP as a local
Speaker 1: fucking elephant, there is something wrong. And I went and
Speaker 1: had my m right in this in the Safari room,
Speaker 1: which is where they m a right Elephants Graphs R
Speaker 1: and Mitch fucking Chewy. I had to be rightly. An
Speaker 1: MRI machine is like a donut. This thing was like
Speaker 1: the rings of Saturn. It was gy fucking gantic, and
Speaker 1: they were so nice and they knew that like big
Speaker 1: people come and and I quite literally I got the
Speaker 1: m R. And I'm like, I'm never going to tell anyone,
Speaker 1: and I and that that's why I decided to lose weight.
Speaker 2: But I said, that's you said, I no longer need you.
Speaker 2: I'm with you now. I follow it correct. But it
Speaker 2: was awful, Like I was in the waiting a normal one.
Speaker 1: I can go to a normal one, Yes, I can,
Speaker 1: exactly me and I'm not. I am nowhere. I'm not
Speaker 1: laughing at anyone that needs the bigger one me.
Speaker 2: I think that should be avail.
Speaker 1: No, no, well, I completely agree. One hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: five isn't even to someone who's my height exactly like
Speaker 1: even now I'm one hundred and like ten and I's
Speaker 1: still a bigger way anyway, it is. It's one of
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing feelings. I mean, if you carry shame
Speaker 1: around your size, which I did. Maybe i'm speaking I'm
Speaker 1: speaking from my experience. But when we went to Hawaii
Speaker 1: earlier in the year for my mum sixtieth we booked
Speaker 1: in around the Jurassic World tour, the Drascic World tour
Speaker 1: of like the mountains, and we booked a little go
Speaker 1: carts mopeds and we get there and like, hello, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to the Waikiki Jurassic World test. We need to
Speaker 1: were you are before you get on, and we had
Speaker 1: to weigh ourselves on scales and I jumped on and
Speaker 1: he goes, sorry, buddy, you can't, you can't ride. But
Speaker 1: then that was the awkward conversation with my family, like, well,
Speaker 1: if Mitch can't do it, we're not going to do it.
Speaker 2: Had they already paid, Yeah, already paid, far already paid.
Speaker 1: But then it's also then you're the person that's rubbing
Speaker 1: everyone of this experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's iggy.
Speaker 1: So sad, really sad.
Speaker 2: Didn't that happen at Harry Potter World and something as well,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go on Haggard's Escape.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. I don't think that that should
Speaker 3: be a thing. No like, but would you fucking roll
Speaker 3: the case through the whatever?
Speaker 2: Better America as well? I'm not.
Speaker 1: I wasn't that big a fan by American standards.
Speaker 2: I'm a twig.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get a Haggard's World. But the thing is
Speaker 1: it was on one of them, was the New and
Speaker 1: Improved Haggard's World, and it's it was on like a travelator.
Speaker 1: So you walk in, you stand on the travelator and
Speaker 1: you get in as it moves. You've got about forty
Speaker 1: five seconds to get in. So I'm standing there. This
Speaker 1: little elf comes up in character and he's like, welcome,
Speaker 1: Hagrid needs your help. Time to get in, Wizard, And
Speaker 1: I go, thank you so much, let me get in.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like trying to get in. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get like, you know, the broomstick on my waist,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 2: Goes, oh, Wizard, you had one too many butterbewes.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I actually I don't like that.
Speaker 1: We're getting to the end of the conveyor belt. He goes,
Speaker 1: but he didn't for me was rude, so I try
Speaker 1: to get any and then I can't go down. He goes,
Speaker 1: all right, mate, take a left and walk out this
Speaker 1: door an emergency exit, like drops his character.
Speaker 2: What about Hagrid's massive. That's so true.
Speaker 3: It's a literal giant, seem I fucking slim Dusty himself.
Speaker 2: What the fuck that's so true. Hagrid's a literal giant.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the best party is you're in like this gorgeous
Speaker 1: Hagrid's house, and then there's the emergency escape, which is
Speaker 1: like his bookcase, his book shelf, and you like open
Speaker 1: the door and then behind it it's just like a
Speaker 1: you know, it's just an emergency escape. So like the
Speaker 1: illusion was completely ruined. God, I was very sad anyway,
Speaker 1: and that was just the moment for me that I
Speaker 1: completely forgot about it. I blocked it out, I think.
Speaker 1: And then when she called this week, I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: that come such a long way.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: But I'll never forget the draft that I met in
Speaker 1: the waiting room. She was she was so nice, and
Speaker 1: I hope she's been fixed.
Speaker 2: Because it's just me.
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Speaker 4: of miches if you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2: Right. Coming up in our Wednesday episode is.
Speaker 3: Episode Yes you have brought in your virtual reality goggles
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 2: Yes? I have. Oh my god, I was wondering what.
Speaker 1: You've got sanitizer because I actually think I can see
Speaker 1: some drid Come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you promised to show me VR gay porn.
Speaker 1: Well, I promised to to show you VR porn. There
Speaker 1: are no promises that gay porn exist, because when I first.
Speaker 2: Got the I thought you said you found some.
Speaker 3: Actually, you're right, I was searching in ad debris if
Speaker 3: you're right, Yes, yeah, yeah, sorry, what's that I was searching?
Speaker 3: I never heard of You're right, I was searching at
Speaker 3: some point in time of freaking out.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: And also, I've got another ridiculous mission for raving report Oscar.
Speaker 3: There is beef in my neighborhood Facebook group. Oscar's going
Speaker 3: to do a deep exposee for us.
Speaker 1: Can I just say before Oscar joins us that what
Speaker 1: I've taken from this today is that you need to
Speaker 1: move like you've got the terrible peace people at the
Speaker 1: front of the house.
Speaker 3: You've got this drama that we honestly, they're not that
Speaker 3: terrible the people that deal with the visitor parking, because
Speaker 3: I don't have to deal with visitor parking.
Speaker 2: I just have to deal with my guests bitching.
Speaker 1: Yeah. True, although I've never had a problem.
Speaker 2: I've been okay, Yeah, it's just a lot of fucking
Speaker 2: red take.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I just say. Moved back in
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Speaker 3: So remember we were talking a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 3: about the conundrum I made lime milkshakes on the podcast
Speaker 3: and they only had a minimum order of four leaders
Speaker 3: and I've still got the freaking syrup in my house,
Speaker 3: and we were saying we should make some sort of
Speaker 3: cocktail using the syrup. Yes, today's the day. What do
Speaker 3: you mean, Well, we're here, there's the syrup, I've got Bailey's.
Speaker 3: Should I just fucking chuck them together and see how
Speaker 3: it goes?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait? Is this a Christmas they in cocktail?
Speaker 2: Sure, it's great.
Speaker 3: I think we said we were gonna because I also
Speaker 3: have the Blue Heaven milkshake syrup. Oh yeah, And I
Speaker 3: think we said we're going to call that Christmas blues,
Speaker 3: which is like the post Christmas weird wig out.
Speaker 1: Correct that four day period or five day period after
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, But you don't know what day it is
Speaker 1: Christmas blues. That's fair. So what will it be?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: You like prosecco and prossecca with some of that syrup,
Speaker 1: wud be delicious?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I actually do have something prosecca with Jason, because your
Speaker 3: father fucking sent me the yellowtail sparkling cocktails.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, A shout out to Marchury, love him,
Speaker 1: b They are delicious?
Speaker 2: Which one did you say I should put in that?
Speaker 2: Because it's like Bellini?
Speaker 1: For there's peach Billini, which would be better with the
Speaker 1: blue of the lime, the mimosa.
Speaker 2: Lime and peach together, Are you sure? Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Well, the mimosa is orange and bubbles you. I'm orange.
Speaker 2: I already finished that one.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: I've only got the peach. Oh, it was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I've only got the peach one left. But I've got Baileyes.
Speaker 3: So what would I do with the milkshake thing? Do
Speaker 3: I just put straight Bailey's and the milkshake syrup and
Speaker 3: that's it?
Speaker 1: Do I need to add something too sweet? I guess
Speaker 1: that'd be a shot. If we're going to do Baileys
Speaker 1: and then the syrup, that's a shot. You can't make
Speaker 1: a cocktail out of that.
Speaker 2: Do you have a true cream? No, I've got fucking yogurt.
Speaker 2: I've got almond milk. That's pretty much.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No cocktails with Bailey's and then we'll
Speaker 1: see if we can like tweak it.
Speaker 2: Let me google.
Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna have to get roving and port Oscar.
Speaker 3: He was waiting in the green and to run down
Speaker 3: to the bottle because I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. If they're going to ask us to
Speaker 2: add other ship to the cocktail, Bailey's martini, what do
Speaker 2: they want to come on?
Speaker 1: Vodka, Bailey's and your favorite milk shaken together, we could
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, I don't have anybody ship. Would you have
Speaker 2: to not to curl?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I literally don't have anything. Oscar, Oscar,
Speaker 2: chok and Oscar.
Speaker 3: We have a task, so I'm going to make some
Speaker 3: sort of cocktail using Bailey's and milkshake flavoring, but I
Speaker 3: don't have vodka. If I give you the card for
Speaker 3: the kiddy, oh can you pop down? Yeah, that's all
Speaker 3: I need?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 1: How are you great?
Speaker 2: Can you get some chalky? Do you have any chocolate?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't, Sorry, Well, I've got his protein bars the shopping.
Speaker 1: We want. We'll put the mint out to defrost on
Speaker 1: the scene, and then we'll forget and then when when
Speaker 1: Mammy gets home. You know when Mum comes home, you
Speaker 1: hear the car in the garage.
Speaker 2: You got to defrost the chicken breast.
Speaker 3: I don't think she ever trusted me with that shit.
Speaker 3: I think mum knew that I just would forget.
Speaker 1: You'd be hopeless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was undiagnosed eighty HD.
Speaker 4: I'd always forget, and then as soon as she came in,
Speaker 4: I'd rush to do it, and she'd be like, why
Speaker 4: didn't you do it?
Speaker 2: And I'd say I was watching roller Coaster.
Speaker 4: No, I did take it out like two hours ago,
Speaker 4: and it's still like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, okay, Well I may as well grab the
Speaker 3: stuff before he comes up with the vodka. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: was it? Just Bailey's vodka and a bit of flavor.
Speaker 1: And a bit of your milk, and then we'll add
Speaker 1: the flavor.
Speaker 2: Okay, we could just do shots. We could just do
Speaker 2: a na fuck that. Let's go on. Do we need
Speaker 2: the milk though, Oh, Jenna just wants straight up liquor.
Speaker 1: It's just a couple. You have to do three, So
Speaker 1: I reckon three shots of Bailey's, one shot of limes.
Speaker 3: I'll just fucking free po it measure with your heart.
Speaker 3: As Jannith says, yeah true. All right, I'm going to
Speaker 3: go get the stuff I need from the kitchen. You
Speaker 3: guys turn among yourselves, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm excited. I'm really excited.
Speaker 4: It's gonna it's gonna be interesting.
Speaker 1: Also a good use for this lime syrup because it
Speaker 1: has sat in Mitchell's kitchen since Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's been two years.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was going to say one.
Speaker 2: Maybe, Yeah, you know, I say two because.
Speaker 4: It was on my desk for a year and then
Speaker 4: Mitchell's had it in his kitchen for the other year.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, that is disgusting. What is it? Looks like fake blood?
Speaker 2: It's blue and green? How is that fake blood? Also,
Speaker 2: it's expired? What no fucky series? Is that a thing?
Speaker 2: Oh barely? When did it inspire? Twenty third of September.
Speaker 3: That's fine, and it says best before, not used by,
Speaker 3: We'll fucking risk it.
Speaker 2: Best before.
Speaker 1: He is different to use by. Best before just says
Speaker 1: the quality will drop. Used by means I'll give it
Speaker 1: a sniff. It's basically untouched.
Speaker 2: It's a sugar. He jetted passed the lime. I till
Speaker 2: taste yest. No, that smells fine. I just smelled the
Speaker 2: blue heaven. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at this.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 3: You guys are fucking thirsty. I've got four ladies to
Speaker 3: get through, but I want to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Bailey's Vanilla ice cream and mint essence, but it's green.
Speaker 1: But we could do Bailey's Miller ice cream and lime
Speaker 1: and then shake it up.
Speaker 5: Ship.
Speaker 2: Should I ask him to get ice care? Should we
Speaker 2: call it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Should I put it through the desk? He put
Speaker 1: the fader up.
Speaker 2: But I have come on clown.
Speaker 3: Imagine I didn't take his phone with him.
Speaker 2: He didn't take his phone. Oh my god, I bet
Speaker 2: it's I don't need it. We'll use just make make
Speaker 2: do that we've got. No, we definitely need ice cream.
Speaker 2: I'll just send him back down there, because like.
Speaker 3: That is essentially a milkshake, milk and flavoring and ice cream.
Speaker 2: I hang on his back.
Speaker 1: He was quid.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe it's because he was in the lift. We
Speaker 3: were trying to call. You would need ice cream?
Speaker 2: Ship, where's your phone?
Speaker 1: That was very quick, So now I don't feel guilty.
Speaker 1: Please get us ice cream and some chocolate, just like
Speaker 1: sprinkles are like a flake.
Speaker 2: Carefully, you'll be back in the animal hospital. That's a
Speaker 2: funny joke.
Speaker 1: You'll get it when you listen back to the episode Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you still doing it? Go get ice cream?
Speaker 2: Ice cream. Don't worry, you'll get a cocktail out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, well, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3: To fucking bust out the nutribullet. If we're doing ice cream,
Speaker 3: I'm committing. Let's just hit pause. Honestly I should have
Speaker 3: been better organized. But we'll hit pause.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with some fucking beezy milkshakes in a ticket.
Speaker 2: All right, see you soon.
Speaker 3: It's Oscar is walking back in the door. We've got
Speaker 3: the ice cream. Can you grab me a spoon?
Speaker 2: Love? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Right, let's get started start all right, So Mitch, how
Speaker 3: are you going to do this free porn?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh god, that's pony match.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. I'm going to make it all one
Speaker 2: in one guy. Yeah, do a bit more, Do a
Speaker 2: bit more. Never realized Bailey smells really potent. It smells
Speaker 2: like rocket fuel.
Speaker 1: One third Bailey's. And then I reckon, you need a
Speaker 1: good four scoops of cram ice cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm going to open the vodka. Do you
Speaker 2: want to pop some lime in?
Speaker 3: And I think from last time when I made the
Speaker 3: lime milkshakes. We realized that it actually takes a surprising
Speaker 3: amount of flavoring, so feel free to really really lime
Speaker 3: that bitch up.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Oscar, we need help thinking of a name.
Speaker 1: Christmas and Lime included.
Speaker 5: Christmas and line included what for the for the cocktail?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the blue Heaven one. We're going to call Christmas Blues.
Speaker 3: But then I don't know what to do with lime.
Speaker 1: All right, I've added a substantial amount of lime.
Speaker 2: I reckon even a bit more. No, that was a
Speaker 2: light mitchill.
Speaker 5: Do you want to spoon to for the coagulation?
Speaker 2: Need to stir it? I'm about to put it in
Speaker 2: a blender. It's turned into jelly. It's fine. It has
Speaker 2: actually it actually has. It's fine. I'll blend it for
Speaker 2: God's sake. Give it. I've got a name.
Speaker 1: Santa's Come, Shrek's Holiday Christmas.
Speaker 2: It is giving Shrek.
Speaker 4: I like to Shrek angle.
Speaker 2: Okay, the vod is going in?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: Nice, Oh shit, that's delightful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mummy's really nice.
Speaker 2: Do we have any nutman, cinnamon or anything in the kitchen?
Speaker 5: And I'm not going on a third trip. It's hot
Speaker 5: as balls out there, nor should.
Speaker 1: You Okay, I think you can skip the almond milk na.
Speaker 2: That's what the recipe said. That's plenty. Oh can you
Speaker 2: fucking the back seat cocktail making over here?
Speaker 1: Mitchell? This looks fucking awful.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see you do a better job. Maybe
Speaker 2: you should do the blue Heaven one true.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: And now the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oh, extra extra and the ice cream, Mitch, come on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm going to basically fill the rest of
Speaker 2: ice cream.
Speaker 1: This looks like a spider that you get at the canteen,
Speaker 1: which is giving spider.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking that.
Speaker 2: That is good ice cream.
Speaker 1: So Santa's come, everyone, let's give you the Mitchell. You
Speaker 1: should have seen what we saw.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why don't we just call it the
Speaker 3: Christmas Grinch or something the Grinch cry, because it doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense for it to be Santa's come because he's red.
Speaker 1: If his come has read missus Claus is riding a
Speaker 1: little too hard on, I think it should be Grinch gees.
Speaker 1: This Christmas pour a nice glass of cold, creamy curdled
Speaker 1: grinch gear.
Speaker 3: Fuck up with the kurdle the swear to God, it's
Speaker 3: going to be fine once the blend bitchel.
Speaker 1: Jenna has gone mute, and I'm worried that she's been scarred.
Speaker 2: Okay, are we ready?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to film for the second.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, oh, speak for yourself.
Speaker 2: That's a new tub bullet. Ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're ready.
Speaker 2: Oh look at that.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, the hurdles are gone.
Speaker 2: I reckon it might need more ice cream.
Speaker 1: I think milk.
Speaker 2: I think well yeah, oh my god, it smells really strong.
Speaker 2: I think can put too much grong?
Speaker 1: Do we need more ice cream?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Look at that fat scoop scoop in. You get
Speaker 2: bitch grinches jeers? No, just grinch geins.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Sorry grinch jeers.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go. We'll be the thrivening,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This has lightened it up too, the grinch jeers. Everyone
Speaker 1: is about two hundred mills of bullod creamy ice cream,
Speaker 1: three hefty shots of limes.
Speaker 3: I don't think that we should even bother with the
Speaker 3: Christmas Blues one because we're going to be drunk.
Speaker 2: It smells really strong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think this is more than an Alright.
Speaker 2: Jenna, I'm gonna pour. You've got the cup ready? Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: That's plenty of Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, pass that down the line, but we
Speaker 2: need Can you chuck me a flake?
Speaker 5: Mitch?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here's your garnish.
Speaker 2: You were looking at it with a really puzzled look
Speaker 2: on your face. You're looking at it like.
Speaker 1: This, I reckon, I'll hear. Yeah, I'll just finger it
Speaker 1: on top.
Speaker 2: It looks like it should be mint.
Speaker 3: Jenna, Oh my god, a bit if the cocktail was
Speaker 3: running down the side of the cup.
Speaker 2: So I licked it, and it's fucking.
Speaker 3: Are you listening to me at all? I feel like
Speaker 3: five things. You just flat out haven't responded.
Speaker 5: I heard it.
Speaker 2: Thanks, You're welcome.
Speaker 3: And he's the one with headphones on. You think he
Speaker 3: would hear? All right, we've all got one each. Here's
Speaker 3: the moment, all right, Mitchell, grish, cheers, cheers, cheers everyone,
Speaker 3: A happy new Year.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Ho ho ha ha. She's
Speaker 2: very potent, but she's lovely.
Speaker 6: This is exactly what I think the Grench juice would
Speaker 6: taste like.
Speaker 2: You know what. The first tip with a bit of
Speaker 2: a rude shock, But now I'm used to it. It's
Speaker 2: good speak for yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm on board talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that's nice. Wow, we've invented a cocktail today.
Speaker 2: That's so nice.
Speaker 3: Lime milkshake, flavoring, bit of ice cream. Maybe less Baileys
Speaker 3: in vodka than I've put Janne's not coping.
Speaker 2: It's actually not bad.
Speaker 1: The consistency, however, it's really thick to swallow.
Speaker 5: I've heard that before.
Speaker 2: Yea, the greench has heard that before.
Speaker 3: I bet anyway, cheers to that. We better get out
Speaker 3: of here. Thanks for coming to my tutorial. No worries,
Speaker 3: Thank you, Mitchell. That was a lovely Christmas surprise.
Speaker 2: That was very much.
Speaker 1: That was a lot of.
Speaker 2: Vodka, right, I think the Bailey's is the problem.
Speaker 5: Just got a big thing of Bailey's go down my throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a before, middle, and after taste situation.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, that's the Bailey's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've all.
Speaker 5: Had a bit of the Grinch.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for listening it. We'll be back on Wednesday. Today.
Speaker 3: It's one of those days where we attempt to record
Speaker 3: both episodes in one session, so it sounds like we
Speaker 3: might be a bit tipsy by the time we get
Speaker 3: to winday.
Speaker 1: Wednesday's episode sounds like it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: Don't forget VR pawn, I forgot about that and Oscar.
Speaker 3: Don't you get too tittaly because you're doing your investigative
Speaker 3: journalism out in the street.
Speaker 1: No, that's right, Thank you for listening. We'll see you
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Speaker 3: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 3: segment on the end, I'm liking it.
Speaker 1: I like it to Yeah, can you pass the type
Speaker 1: of ice cream to Janne because I have a few.
Speaker 1: I want to put some lime on a bit of
Speaker 1: ice cream and try it.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta say the lime milkshake flavoring. I remember
Speaker 3: this from last time. It's not that limey like I've
Speaker 3: had lime milkshakes that are more distinct.
Speaker 1: I was gonna pour it on, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to ruin it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to ruin a good tub of buller.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Do you want to try the blue one as well
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah for a brief of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really like that.
Speaker 1: You're right. The after taste is creamy, delicious.
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at first it's that you get that rocket fuel
Speaker 3: because of all the alcohol, But then it just sort
Speaker 3: of settles, you know.
Speaker 5: Well, while you do all that, I'm going to have
Speaker 5: my kick cap.
Speaker 2: Here, Oscar, can you give this a rinse?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: God, it's so good having a fourth period. It's amazing,
Speaker 2: our runner.
Speaker 1: I'm cleansing my palette with some vanilla. Now my palette
Speaker 1: is neutral.
Speaker 2: Good decision.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pour a shot of the green on it.
Speaker 2: Here we go, lime ice cream. That can't be bad.
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had a flashback.
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant ice cream? Did you ever get as a kid?
Speaker 2: I think ours did deep fried ice cream?
Speaker 1: Oh, the dessert at our local Chinese restaurant was vanilla
Speaker 1: ice cream with different syrup.
Speaker 2: Could you talk into your mic? It's this a little rule.
Speaker 1: Where's the blue Haven Blue Heaven?
Speaker 5: Tell me where it is while I'm stilling.
Speaker 2: I have it over here.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: Oh did you bring the cut back? No? I want
Speaker 2: to make the Volo one.
Speaker 3: Idiot just wants his kit cat just sat down to
Speaker 3: try and unwrap it again.
Speaker 5: Sorry, No, it's fine, and I'm still on payroll. I'm
Speaker 5: on the clock ship.
Speaker 2: But Jenna, Mitch, we're doing a podcast. Are you talking
Speaker 2: into the mic? Just pour metric shit downe of blue flavoring?
Speaker 3: And okay, so when we do the blue one, I
Speaker 3: think maybe someone else would take charge. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I can be trusted with my pause.
Speaker 1: All right, So Mitch, I'm gonna am I competing with you? Now?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: All right? The Blue one is going to be called
Speaker 1: Christmas Blues?
Speaker 3: Are we sold on that? Because like it's that's nothing
Speaker 3: compared to Grinch cheers.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I go to your kitchen and
Speaker 1: rumming through your pantry quickly?
Speaker 2: Sure? I do have cinnamon, which you asked about before.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get some cinnamon.
Speaker 1: What was that show where they like run into the
Speaker 1: pantry and they had like thirty seconds?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, can you take Oscar's mic? Can you take
Speaker 3: Oscar's mike? I've got it because you can rham around
Speaker 3: with it. Oscar, come sitting Mitch's chair?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yes? You're swapping mic?
Speaker 5: All right, I just don't want to overshadow.
Speaker 2: Would you like, which just happens everywhere you go.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, we'll swap well done.
Speaker 5: Oh can I have my bloody kick cat now?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah? Can I tell a quick story?
Speaker 3: So Oscar came to the TikTok Awards, I did, yeah,
Speaker 3: And not long before, like during the day, I got
Speaker 3: a message from one of the people that works at
Speaker 3: TikTok and they started a group chat with a bunch
Speaker 3: of different creators. They said, we need you to take
Speaker 3: part in the very start of the show where you
Speaker 3: enter the room to a particular song. And I was like, sweet, can.
Speaker 2: Do what staff member told you that.
Speaker 3: That was not Hayden if that's what you're getting at anyway.
Speaker 3: So basically it was us at the start of the
Speaker 3: show entering the room and it came to like twenty
Speaker 3: minutes to a showtime, and none of us have been
Speaker 3: told a thing, so all right, hey and I went
Speaker 3: backstage to be like, can we get some clarification? What
Speaker 3: are we doing? When do we walk in like what's
Speaker 3: the go? And this was Hayden Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I'm listening intently. He told us what we had to do.
Speaker 2: It was like some trend where you run. I don't know.
Speaker 3: So we had to fucking run into the awards ceremony
Speaker 3: as part of the show. And all Right, Hey, bless
Speaker 3: his heart, had a bit of a freak out, was like,
Speaker 3: I'm wearing heel. I can't run. This is too stressful.
Speaker 3: I can't And so, to.
Speaker 1: Be honest, not much notice from the team at TikTok
Speaker 1: they run at all.
Speaker 3: I think it was a last minute idea, and because
Speaker 3: all right, Hey and I were the one's backstage asking
Speaker 3: what's the go, they were also they were also stressed
Speaker 3: and frazzled that they said, can you just pass that
Speaker 3: onto every other creator's So there I was wrangling everyone
Speaker 3: being like all right, former nine players, you know, telling
Speaker 3: everyone what's what the go is? But all right, hay
Speaker 3: had a freak gap, being like, I can't do this.
Speaker 3: It's too stressful, it's too last minute. So Hayden turns
Speaker 3: to Oscar and goes, all right, well you'll have to
Speaker 3: do it. You're the team leader. Oscar's team was running
Speaker 3: in from the left of the stage. I was running
Speaker 3: in from the right. Also, I hadn't.
Speaker 1: Seen this person since the breakup. Right, this is the
Speaker 1: first interactions. The interaction Oscar is I don't know, no,
Speaker 1: but just because Oscar was there. He's not a creator,
Speaker 1: he doesn't post TikTok. He ended up in the show.
Speaker 6: I genuinely said to them when they started telling me
Speaker 6: that I was going to be running and leading, I went,
Speaker 6: are you sure I'm not a creator?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not.
Speaker 3: It is the right place, right time, And I was like,
Speaker 3: that's the most Oscar thing ever. He's not a creator,
Speaker 3: and yet he's ended up in the show.
Speaker 6: And also I was in heels too, and I still ran.
Speaker 6: I ended up running with the drag Race girls holding
Speaker 6: Ivory Glazer's hand for dear life while we were going
Speaker 6: through Mitch.
Speaker 3: Can I just ask a simple question, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are you doing going on?
Speaker 2: He's put all sorts of ship. I have fan peanut butter.
Speaker 1: I need a prenup.
Speaker 2: Why for the love of funk that you put that
Speaker 2: in a cocktail?
Speaker 1: I found peanut butter and I've found some cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, just keep telling your story. He's done. Oh Mitch.
Speaker 3: That Jam our listener will gave that to me at
Speaker 3: my bogan Gate shop.
Speaker 2: So it's cherry Jam. It's cherry Jam.
Speaker 3: I reckon that could go well and it's fucking lovely
Speaker 3: that jam. He brought me a gift basket to the
Speaker 3: bogon Gate show. It's so adorable. Thank you be looking listening?
Speaker 2: What does that the new spoons? I've always had those?
Speaker 3: Well, that Jams, isn't it? Anyway? What are you doing
Speaker 3: with this cocktail? It's taking an awfully long time.
Speaker 1: The Christmas Jemboree.
Speaker 2: Why blue? I've just had to look at the gem
Speaker 2: up close.
Speaker 1: This is going to be called Missus Claus is on
Speaker 1: the rack, Missus Christmas Blobs.
Speaker 2: Blobs.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, I'm adding some blue. Yep, this
Speaker 1: is the Christmas Blues.
Speaker 2: Actually.
Speaker 3: Genuinely, I don't know about you, Jenna. I can't remember
Speaker 3: what it tastes like, the blue heaven flavoring.
Speaker 4: I just remember it not being good, but I don't
Speaker 4: know how it tasted.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever had it.
Speaker 2: Is it true, Jenny?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Because obviously we had four ladies of syrup to get
Speaker 3: rid of after we did that one segment and then
Speaker 3: I said to you, giving away its prizes, and you try,
Speaker 3: but no one wanted.
Speaker 2: No one wanted. Everyone kept saying no, no, rather a
Speaker 2: different prime.
Speaker 4: I even put it in endurant idiots asking who wanted
Speaker 4: it was cricket.
Speaker 3: The fuck sake, people, take these off my hands. So
Speaker 3: much space in my tiny kitchen.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: You haven't put any boothe in?
Speaker 1: No I have Bailey's.
Speaker 2: Oh you did? Yeah, you need the body. I don't
Speaker 2: you reckon? Not as much as I put but yes.
Speaker 6: Triple cut Australians, a nip three shuts, A little bit
Speaker 6: more than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like money. There you go.
Speaker 1: Also, I've had you haven't seen it, but I have
Speaker 1: added cranberries. Just relaxed, all right, this is the missus.
Speaker 3: The hang on before we even hit guy, can you
Speaker 3: please summarize what for the lover fuck is in here?
Speaker 1: All right? So in the Christmas Blues, or the Missus
Speaker 1: claws on her rags, or the Missus causes Bobby or
Speaker 1: Rudolph's brain tumor, it is vanilla ice cream, a splash
Speaker 1: of vodka, a good amount of Bailey, some cherry preserve
Speaker 1: from a Ninjuran idiot will peanut butter protein version. So
Speaker 1: this will get your macros up for the day. Some
Speaker 1: cinnamon and that cranberries, whole cranberries Christmas for the Christmas twist?
Speaker 2: And did you add them? And milk cornerw a little
Speaker 2: dash for to loosen it all up. Here we go, ready,
Speaker 2: and here we go.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, some of it stuck.
Speaker 5: That peanut butter is not moving.
Speaker 2: No, I've got pieces in it. Wait, we need more glasses.
Speaker 2: We can see these, can't we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you would hate to have a bizarre mixture
Speaker 3: of flavors.
Speaker 2: In this three, wouldn't? Should we just put?
Speaker 1: It needs more blue past It needs more blue. It
Speaker 1: needs way more blue oscar Do you want to get
Speaker 1: glasses or are you in the middle.
Speaker 3: Of honestly, like good luck, there aren't many clean carps
Speaker 3: in my kitchen. Oh god, it added way more blue
Speaker 3: flavoring to the Christmas blues, which is currently not at
Speaker 3: all blue.
Speaker 4: And more ice cream.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a bit more blue. That's what we want.
Speaker 3: It's still pastel blue, make no mistake, but she's blue.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are the bits in?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: The cranberry?
Speaker 2: There the cranberries. Oh my god, the peanut butters still suck.
Speaker 3: I would be truly surprised if anyone's still listening to
Speaker 3: this ship.
Speaker 1: Oh god, well, oscars found a season two inch of mug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a season one in a mug, and a season three mug.
Speaker 2: Nice, that was all that was left.
Speaker 3: Okay, those cranberry chunks aren't getting any smaller. It's gonna have to.
Speaker 1: It's going to have I'll serve you up, I'll serve
Speaker 1: you up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, do you want your chair back?
Speaker 5: I mean I can technically do.
Speaker 1: It eventually, I'll do the real This is my cocktail.
Speaker 5: I'll just enjoy it for now, all right, serve it up, please.
Speaker 2: Oh that textill looks so off.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Mitch, what have you done?
Speaker 2: It's really like gluggy. You know it's great.
Speaker 1: It's actually gray. That's not possible, my god.
Speaker 2: You know what it is?
Speaker 3: What it's that color on the white and gold or
Speaker 3: black and blue dress. It's that color. It's like a
Speaker 3: really really pale, weird colored blue on. Oh no, we'll
Speaker 3: be Because there's all sorts of random ship in there,
Speaker 3: you may as well just call it like the Christmas
Speaker 3: Bond bond cocktail rise. You know you've ruined Christmas blue bonbond?
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 1: All right, who wants this one?
Speaker 2: Mitchell? That's yours?
Speaker 1: Cheers everyone, It's just the Christmas ballbll.
Speaker 2: I said it could be the blue bon bond because
Speaker 2: you just don't know what's in it.
Speaker 1: Here we go over and make sure you swallow hard
Speaker 1: and chew.
Speaker 2: This is going to repeat on me. All right, here
Speaker 2: we go. We're tasting it. The texture is so off. Oh, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: the peanut butter really overpowers everything. What have you done?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to finish that. No,
Speaker 2: I can't. I feel sick. That is vile.
Speaker 1: I love it, and you do not.
Speaker 2: You surely can't take a ship.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think you're fibbing. You didn't even try it.
Speaker 1: Take another seat in front of my eyes.
Speaker 6: Mitchell, Why do I have a burn in the back
Speaker 6: of my throat?
Speaker 2: The peanut butter is really yeah, the peanut butter? How
Speaker 2: many fucking goops of my good protein butter? Di gu
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Even form a word, Jennef going, this is the end.
Speaker 5: Of Do you want me to get some water?
Speaker 2: We've killed her in this life.
Speaker 6: What you didn't have that much peanut butter, it would
Speaker 6: have been absolutely fine.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've ruined it with the peanut butter.
Speaker 3: It absolutely I can't taste even a drop of Will's jam.
Speaker 2: Will's under age careful, No, oh, don't be foul.
Speaker 3: Not everyone's mind goes to that when it comes to
Speaker 3: people underage.
Speaker 2: That's just you try so hard to drink it. I
Speaker 2: don't get the cinnamon. Fuck that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to post this in the Endurant Idiot's
Speaker 3: Facebook group, and Mitch, you're gonna have to write the
Speaker 3: recipe whatever it is.
Speaker 2: I'm moving the mugg An earthquake.
Speaker 3: Can you talk into a microphone? Talking to a microphone?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 1: I just shot a video I'll posted in the Durian Idiots.
Speaker 1: I'm like moving, Mitch. It's can't even it's not spill it.
Speaker 3: It's not because it's like Corey Thick. Okay, so Mitch
Speaker 3: didn't say he wanted this to be a competition.
Speaker 2: Who won?
Speaker 1: Oh fucking not? This hold on.
Speaker 2: I've added some almon milk and it's like fucking three
Speaker 2: wives men snot. This is what this should be calling.
Speaker 3: If anyone wants to give our cocktails a guy, please
Speaker 3: tag it's in your photos.
Speaker 2: I want to see everyone down in that crinch jiz.
Speaker 1: We'll post the recipes step by step in the Injurian
Speaker 1: Idiot's Facebook page.
Speaker 2: All right, should we wrap this shit up?
Speaker 1: We end this.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening everywhere. We hope this podcast made you
Speaker 2: feel at least better. Say that's all just two so
Speaker 2: we do. Where were you?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 5: I had internalized burt, but I was too scared.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week. We love your Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening.
Speaker 2: Catch on Wednesday.
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