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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one
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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning Monday Mornings. Ever minutes past six. I
Speaker 2: hope you well, hope you managed to still have a
Speaker 2: good weekend. It's a Christian o'connobrecker share on Gold. So
Speaker 2: second week of Jack and Pats working from home. I'm
Speaker 2: still here at the radio station, just me and producer
Speaker 2: brand In. This feels like we've been deserted on an
Speaker 2: international space station and all the other crew members have
Speaker 2: left us. It's still pitch black in here, no lights on,
Speaker 2: very very strange. But we're safe and well and that's
Speaker 2: the important thing.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 6: So the two of you don't even see each other
Speaker 6: when you leave the building, do you how do you coordinate? Okay, Brad,
Speaker 6: you leave now, and then when you've left, I leave.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is how it works, okay, Brad? Sort you know,
Speaker 2: he looks to look at those websites after the show
Speaker 2: where no one's around. Old fashioned sort of vintage pornography, so.
Speaker 6: Old fashioned that it can get through the firewall because.
Speaker 2: Like a victorian ladies ankles. So I'll leave you to
Speaker 2: plan tomorrow's show and I leave him to you know,
Speaker 2: So how are you guys?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 2: Jack? How was your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 6: It is starting to get to the point where all
Speaker 6: the days meld together. Now, unless we had this appointment
Speaker 6: from Monday morning, I really wouldn't know what day it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they lose all relevancy and meaning. Yes, and time
Speaker 2: sometimes goes very quickly and the other times it can
Speaker 2: be how can only be eleven o'clock? Oh so true.
Speaker 6: I've actually found you would think that time of drag.
Speaker 6: I found it goes pretty quick in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found this actually strangely, even though didn't do
Speaker 2: as much of the weekend because we can't rightly, so
Speaker 2: still found that this weekend motibi and suddenly it was
Speaker 2: Sunday night. Patsy, how was your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 10: Oh, it's Lord of the flies out here already. It's
Speaker 10: just the weekend we have had. There's only so many games, puzzles,
Speaker 10: walks with the dog, jogs around the backyard that you
Speaker 10: can do. And the natives are restless. Can I say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found myself actually emptying the dishwasher more than normal.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm doing it like five or six
Speaker 2: times a day. Yes, I'm trying to keep myself occupied
Speaker 2: at the moment. I'm worried that when we re emerged
Speaker 2: from this in six months time, we go out blinking
Speaker 2: into the wilderness. You know, we're all going to be
Speaker 2: like Brooks in the Shortshank Redemption, It doesn't quite know
Speaker 2: how to survive onside.
Speaker 6: And we actually turn around and go back inside.
Speaker 2: I volunteer hands out on going back into isolation. Plus,
Speaker 2: all our pets are going to have really severe separation
Speaker 2: anxiety as well. At the Big Winner, with us spending
Speaker 2: more time at home with them christ.
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Speaker 2: This weekend, I said to my wife, do you know
Speaker 2: what I want to do? All the cooking this weekend?
Speaker 2: She was like, well, all the cooking. Normally on the
Speaker 2: weekend we take in turns. One of us do Saturday,
Speaker 2: one of us do Sunday, and now I want to
Speaker 2: do all of it. I want to I want to
Speaker 2: try and use this time. I'm sure everyone's saying this
Speaker 2: to themselves. We're going to use this time to learn
Speaker 2: some new skills. I've signed up for another three different
Speaker 2: of those online master classes.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to become a supreme being, you know in
Speaker 2: six months time. If I'm not a multi linguist who
Speaker 2: can like cook Indian and Italian food from scratching my
Speaker 2: own homemade sources, I've failed my time in isolation.
Speaker 6: So I'm just changing mine every day though. So I
Speaker 6: was Spanish on Saturday, and then we actually tried to
Speaker 6: become TikTok dancers yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, now this is this is I'm meant
Speaker 2: to talk to you about this. We need to move
Speaker 2: them to TikTok area. So my youngest daughter, my daughters
Speaker 2: are obsessed with TikTok. But the thirteen year old is
Speaker 2: that it's everything to her. She watches more TikTok than
Speaker 2: TV or anything. It's all about TikTok. She even says
Speaker 2: to me that information that she's found out and I go,
Speaker 2: all right, where did you read that? I saw it
Speaker 2: on TikTok went not year sauce. It's people dancing. I
Speaker 2: don't want to hear anything about coronavirus that you picked
Speaker 2: up from dancers on TikTok. It's not a news source.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she does that these videos on there, right,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I don't sure it works. And a
Speaker 2: week and half ago, on a Friday night or about
Speaker 2: half nine, I don't know, a couple of glass of wine,
Speaker 2: she said, I need you just came in. She went,
Speaker 2: I need you to say this into the camera and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to watching TV. She went,
Speaker 2: I need you to say this in the camera. I went,
Speaker 2: will you leave me alone if I do? It's just
Speaker 2: like yes, So I did. Some got four lines of
Speaker 2: a rap and then she's she's she's stunned. Normally she
Speaker 2: gets like two or three hundred likes. It's had over
Speaker 2: twenty thousand.
Speaker 6: Oh it's gone TikTok viral, dad talk my friend's song?
Speaker 2: Were you rapping? I don't know, some sort of modern thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't play anything, but that hasn't been,
Speaker 2: you know, anything past the last thirty years. I've got
Speaker 2: no idea what I was reading. It's like a hostage thing.
Speaker 2: I was just reading out a statement.
Speaker 6: Unless it's the Fresh Prince of bel Air that's it
Speaker 6: opening soundtrack, then you don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I was just reading it and she's told me what
Speaker 2: to say, or so I was just resorting. So when
Speaker 2: the other yesterday, I thought, I'm going to use the
Speaker 2: slow cooker today, right, And the slow cooker is my
Speaker 2: kind of cooker because you basically chuck it in there,
Speaker 2: turn on, shut the lid, and go you cook it.
Speaker 2: I'll see you in six hours time. That's to me
Speaker 2: is ideal. It's the perfect lazy man's cooking. And they're
Speaker 2: great things. He's slow cookers. And I googled slow cooker
Speaker 2: curry recipes and as it was googling it, yet, oh
Speaker 2: my word, we had a really great curry last night.
Speaker 2: The kids went back for seconds. As I was googling it,
Speaker 2: it came up with. You know, they have these kind
Speaker 2: of little articles, and I clicked on one about a
Speaker 2: mild corner because the kids didn't want to think too spicy.
Speaker 2: In the article, it said, you know, and there are
Speaker 2: many great clashes in our lives, aren't they? You know,
Speaker 2: are the versus Foreman Fury versus John tay Wider. There
Speaker 2: was a big article stovetop versus slow cooker, and I
Speaker 2: found myself clicking on it just to read it, even
Speaker 2: though I didn't need to know anything about It's because
Speaker 2: I've got all the time on the world right now.
Speaker 2: I started reading an article about a thousand words in.
Speaker 2: I'm realizing I don't need to know any of this.
Speaker 2: What am I doing? But anyway, I made this curry yesterday.
Speaker 2: And the slow cooker, and just the fact that I
Speaker 2: own a slow cooker and I enjoy using a slow cooker.
Speaker 2: Those are the little moments and the brief in my
Speaker 2: life where you feel like an adult. You guys ever
Speaker 2: had those? When you catch those look all glimpses, a
Speaker 2: little fleeting moment or experience, you think, oh this is it, Oh,
Speaker 2: this is what being an adult is. Most of my
Speaker 2: life I feel like I'm still thirteen, but just occasionally
Speaker 2: I'll glimpse something only that slow cooker is a thing
Speaker 2: for me where I'm like, oh, this is what it
Speaker 2: is to be an adult.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what it is for us, the upgrade
Speaker 6: from going to the shops and just buying what you
Speaker 6: need for the next meal and actually thinking ahead about
Speaker 6: what you'll need for the week.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I hate that. I love wandering around a
Speaker 2: supermarket with a hungry stomach chucking everything in. I leave
Speaker 2: supermarkets relishes. I'll take all of those relishes in. Well,
Speaker 2: these cheeses, I'll take all of these cheeses. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: planning it all out and then doing online is the
Speaker 2: other thing as well, isn't it where you're not wandering
Speaker 2: around the shop wasting money that you don't need for stuff.
Speaker 6: And we don't do it every time, but we we.
Speaker 6: I've started to do glimpses of it.
Speaker 2: Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 7: When?
Speaker 2: Do you know me?
Speaker 10: It's my love affair with storage options and finding the
Speaker 10: best possible ones and looking for the next Tupperware party
Speaker 10: that I can buy my next lot of containers from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you are the Tupperware queen. What was
Speaker 2: that thing for fifteen dollars that wasn't.
Speaker 6: The grip pad?
Speaker 5: This is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this, it's brilliant. The grip pad. Remind us
Speaker 2: again what it was.
Speaker 10: It's just a square of plastic with kind of like
Speaker 10: a grid across it, and it helps open cans or
Speaker 10: not cans, but jars and stuff. It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: No one needs to buy something to open jars with
Speaker 2: two This is what you do. You smash it on
Speaker 2: the side up this cup noose on its side right.
Speaker 2: Then you get a big old knife, puncture it.
Speaker 6: Then it works.
Speaker 1: It never works.
Speaker 10: Now you're running under the tap with hot water. Never
Speaker 10: use this every time I put it and that you
Speaker 10: put it in the door.
Speaker 2: You put it in the door, and then trying to
Speaker 2: look like a vice.
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Speaker 2: When you knew you were an adult? When did you
Speaker 2: realize this is what adult does? For me? It was
Speaker 2: buying a slow cooker for Karen. Listen to us out
Speaker 2: in mornington. My sister and I Christian both realized adults
Speaker 2: on one beautiful sunny day many years ago. Instead of
Speaker 2: thinking of something fun we could do, we both thought
Speaker 2: this is the perfect weather to put the washing out
Speaker 2: on the line and dry. It very sad day for
Speaker 2: both of us. That's are from Karen. Yeah, there's one
Speaker 2: of the household chores I find the most tedious. It's
Speaker 2: putting the clothes out the line and then folding them
Speaker 2: all up. And because I shared my house with three ladies,
Speaker 2: is working out whose clothes are whose clothes. I'm always
Speaker 2: putting the wrong daughter's clothes in my or they got
Speaker 2: my wife's nickers, or I've got my daughter's nickers. Now
Speaker 2: that only happened once. It was an accident. Oh my dad.
Speaker 6: My dad's way to do it was always bring the
Speaker 6: washing off the line, dump it on the couch in
Speaker 6: the middle of the land room and we just had
Speaker 6: to pick through it and find what was ou.
Speaker 2: That was a system I've tried to use, and my
Speaker 2: wife told me it's not acceptable, and the kids protested
Speaker 2: as well, because what happens is as you dump it there,
Speaker 2: it sort of gets all crimpled up and you've got
Speaker 2: to wash it again. So yeah, I have to now
Speaker 2: try and work out who's is who's It's a nightmare,
Speaker 2: all right. Signs When you I knew you're an adult
Speaker 2: let's go to lines right now. Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three Ben.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Christiana's.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Ben. Do you have a the weekend? Do
Speaker 2: you imagine I still have a good weekend with everything
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 4: Most definitely. I've moved out of my parents' house and
Speaker 4: had a great time.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you've moved out of mom and Dad's place.
Speaker 2: Is this for the first time? Ben?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a pretty big moment in your life when
Speaker 2: you move out of mom and dad's And how old
Speaker 2: are you? Fifty two?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Ben?
Speaker 2: How exciting? Then? So where are you living now?
Speaker 4: I'm living in Lilydale now?
Speaker 2: And are you with a couple of buddies or is
Speaker 2: it your own place? What's the deal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I moved in with four mates, so and how now?
Speaker 2: Listen? I remember my first place was like my friend's
Speaker 2: hygiene not even an option? Are you are you guys
Speaker 2: going to be Are you not brewing your own kind
Speaker 2: of corona lab there in your house? Are you guys
Speaker 2: going to be saved together?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm living with four chicks. It's a bit crazy.
Speaker 4: They're up at like seven o'clock queening.
Speaker 2: It's n Well, that's a perfect isn't it all right?
Speaker 2: You're going to be in the cleanest place in the
Speaker 2: in the country.
Speaker 3: They'll be like, it is ridiculous, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: And are you doing your bit?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like.
Speaker 4: A meat for because of my nan, but like they
Speaker 4: clean more than me. It's scary, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Ben? And is this the moment where you felt
Speaker 2: you an adult? What was it for you?
Speaker 4: When I turned eighteen on the dot? I went and
Speaker 4: got my driver's licens and I walked into the bottle O.
Speaker 4: I put a slab of Miller's Chill on my shoulder,
Speaker 4: walked up to the front counter and I didn't get
Speaker 4: id's And I was so happy.
Speaker 2: It's almost like a TV advert, isn't as You're walking
Speaker 2: out there with that slab on your shoulder, you know you, sir,
Speaker 2: are a young man.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was so happy.
Speaker 2: And what was the first slab you.
Speaker 4: Got Miller's chill?
Speaker 3: It's a beer sort of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess there's a beer. Thank you, Ben? All right, Ben,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. You killed me. Stay safe you too,
Speaker 2: all right? Take care? Ben? Uh easy?
Speaker 7: Oh ease?
Speaker 5: What hey, it's a short prosmor older.
Speaker 2: All right, gotcha? And do you have a nice weekend.
Speaker 5: I had a lovely weekend. Yeah, we went partner and
Speaker 5: I just went and chilled out. It was softly. But
Speaker 5: that's not But when I read the life styles and
Speaker 5: that old it was basically because I knew how to
Speaker 5: open the body gar. I do.
Speaker 2: But Pantsy thinks you need to pay twenty dollars to
Speaker 2: some bit of quipment.
Speaker 5: You don't go putting holes in LIGs either, Well I do.
Speaker 2: What should we do?
Speaker 5: All you've got to do is get a bread and
Speaker 5: butter knife. You put it between you know, when you've
Speaker 5: got a pickle jar, for example, you've got those tin
Speaker 5: lids over the top of it and they're vacuum sealed.
Speaker 5: So the idea is that you put the nice blade,
Speaker 5: just slip it underneath, so the tip of it's underneath it,
Speaker 5: and just either lift it up or twisted to the
Speaker 5: right and it will automatically go pop. And then you
Speaker 5: just do No, that's not it very simple.
Speaker 2: That doesn't work for ninety nine percent of jars. And
Speaker 2: you get that knife and stab it in the top
Speaker 2: to crazy.
Speaker 5: Then you get a wet teatowel and you hold the
Speaker 5: jar and you just don't just turn it and it
Speaker 5: will open that way too.
Speaker 10: It doesn't work for me.
Speaker 2: Never heard of the wet teatowel one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so a Weddish tea tail, a dam teatail
Speaker 5: and then you hold it because it gives you the
Speaker 5: grip without paying for a whole heap of money for
Speaker 5: a gadget.
Speaker 10: It's the best money I've ever spent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got this one.
Speaker 6: When you've got the pad that opens the jar, we've
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I put it to you then, jacket. As
Speaker 2: a man, you have done weak wrists. How can you
Speaker 2: be working out with a personal trainer for a year.
Speaker 2: You can't open the jar.
Speaker 6: It's not about the strength, it's about the grip.
Speaker 2: Tying that grip it's a sign of proper man strength.
Speaker 2: It's all about grip strength.
Speaker 6: Maybe my hands are too sweaty from working out too much,
Speaker 6: but I can't get that grip that purchase on it.
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: You need to get a couple of jobs today? And
Speaker 2: instead of working out with them dumbells you got from
Speaker 2: Frank your training you need to start. That should be
Speaker 2: your new workout for an No, how okay?
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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever appreciated my friends anymore than
Speaker 2: these last few days. You know, I think at the
Speaker 2: moment we're really re evaluating our lives. I was even
Speaker 2: looking at a load of my clothes yesterday just sort
Speaker 2: of going, no, this really means that much. You know,
Speaker 2: everything is is being evaluated at the moment. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: was catching up with a front of my back in
Speaker 2: the UK. We haven't spoken. I think we've spoken probably
Speaker 2: since actually moved out here, but I actually catch up
Speaker 2: with him. And he's a comedian, so normally in the
Speaker 2: UK at the weekend he's headlining all around the country.
Speaker 2: And if you ever see Michael McIntire do a stand
Speaker 2: up show, Paul Tomkinson is always the comedian I love here.
Speaker 2: McIntyre is a great comic and Paul Togginson is one
Speaker 2: of his oldest friends. Always goes out in the road
Speaker 2: with him. He's a great comic. But anyways, just catching
Speaker 2: up with him other weekend, he said he saw the
Speaker 2: images of Saint Kilda and he's been over here loads
Speaker 2: of times on tour with Michael, but also doing the
Speaker 2: comedy festival, and he said, he you're this is down
Speaker 2: the road from Hampton where you are, isn't it the
Speaker 2: hen all those people doing down it's that Bond died
Speaker 2: the other weekend and then since killed and he said this.
Speaker 2: It's like he's got teenage kids as well. It's like
Speaker 2: you realize that we as adults we need boundaries that
Speaker 2: our teenage kids do. It's why you need the government
Speaker 2: or actually another adults to go right, okay, left to
Speaker 2: your own devices. Don't you need a boundary? And Friday
Speaker 2: down there was like heaps of people not walking down
Speaker 2: the beach because you know, we did that with a
Speaker 2: dog store, but we can't anymore now because the idiots
Speaker 2: they are just sitting there in groups of ten fifteen,
Speaker 2: like we know we can't do this. I mean, what
Speaker 2: more about a pandemic do we need to know before
Speaker 2: people start to change their actions?
Speaker 6: Do you think the beach has a feeling. I'm definitely
Speaker 6: not endorsing the people going down there and gathering there,
Speaker 6: but the beach has that feeling of like the salt
Speaker 6: water and the salt air, like it gets rid of bacteria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mentally it's really good for us. You know when
Speaker 2: I think going down there and walking and moving along it.
Speaker 2: You know, we're going for swimming. It should should be fine.
Speaker 2: But I don't think they're gonna let us do now now,
Speaker 2: little people. So I was I took the kids down
Speaker 2: and get a bag of chips done at half Moon Bay,
Speaker 2: beautiful places up from black Rock, right, gorgeous day Saturday,
Speaker 2: one of those days where you're like, what a beautiful day?
Speaker 2: So so why don't we go down and get some
Speaker 2: hot chips and sit on the wall down at the
Speaker 2: beach or in the car. And we go down there
Speaker 2: and there are four police officers in all their gear,
Speaker 2: body arm, and they look so hot and telling people
Speaker 2: to keep moving, and I felt so sorry for them.
Speaker 2: Before I went to get the chips for the kids,
Speaker 2: I said to them, Hey, you guys thirsty, Do you
Speaker 2: want me to get you a drink or a bag
Speaker 2: of chips or anything? And it actually looked at me.
Speaker 2: What you don't even shrink away when the copper says
Speaker 2: to you what? They all just seemed big in that moment,
Speaker 2: didn't He wasn't even that much big that in my mind,
Speaker 2: he suddenly became this giant. I was like a little boy,
Speaker 2: and the kids are literally walking away from me, like oh, God.
Speaker 6: Dad's going to get arrested.
Speaker 2: Basically, Dad, you know, just a bag of chips?
Speaker 10: Are love?
Speaker 9: True?
Speaker 2: And they went no, and I went, okay, did a
Speaker 2: good job. And because they just had stuff to do,
Speaker 2: and the kids were horror for that. Why did you
Speaker 2: do that? When you can think about them, they're boiling
Speaker 2: hor It's really kind of got the sting old sort
Speaker 2: of reinforced boots. They got aware kind up and down
Speaker 2: the beach telling people to move on anyway. The same
Speaker 2: cop that I said, do you want these chips? Right,
Speaker 2: we go and sit on the wall, you know, and
Speaker 2: we're looking out the sea goes, you've got to move on,
Speaker 2: And then I said, all right, So we had to
Speaker 2: go and sit in the car because I didn't want
Speaker 2: anyone congregating the three of us, right, so we're got
Speaker 2: to get in the car and the kids go, you
Speaker 2: know what, you could have got in real trouble because
Speaker 2: that's like trying to bribe a police officer and with
Speaker 2: a bag of hard chips, like I'm going to be
Speaker 2: speeding one day this week, get pulled over by the
Speaker 2: police and go, you don't recognize me, chip guy, half
Speaker 2: Moon Bay. We can make this a little matter, just
Speaker 2: go away, can't well, yeah, come on through, misstroke on
Speaker 2: or come on through.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a gift is seen as the same as money,
Speaker 6: so that can be a bright.
Speaker 2: Really, I didn't know that, so perhaps he just hearing
Speaker 2: your headlines then, so Scomo's back, it's going right. You
Speaker 2: still don't get it. Here are some more restrictions in
Speaker 2: this kind of lockdown? Shut down?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: What are the new things we need to know about
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 10: Okay? So what's different is that they can, excuse me,
Speaker 10: you can only have a maximum two people now in
Speaker 10: public spaces, so not ten, but two, but your family unit.
Speaker 10: So say if you're a family of five or six,
Speaker 10: you can still go out, but just your group. So
Speaker 10: that's a little bit confusing. I know, wedding and funeral limits.
Speaker 2: Though, I he's got a bugbear about those weddings and
Speaker 2: funerals right now.
Speaker 10: The other big things today playgrounds are closed from noon,
Speaker 10: so that takes that out of the option for board kids, outdoor.
Speaker 2: G it's there's a whole noon shutdown for bag kids. Yeah,
Speaker 2: getting your kids up now because they've been bored from
Speaker 2: midday today. Get them out there on those swings and
Speaker 2: roundabouts now.
Speaker 10: Also outdoor gyms and skate parks are closed today. And
Speaker 10: the other thing that he said.
Speaker 2: Last night of EDU, I love the fact that in
Speaker 2: the audio they had news he mentioned skate parks like
Speaker 2: they're obviously having some sort of emergency meeting of them
Speaker 2: after merchant meeting. And they go, okay, so we're talking
Speaker 2: about the weddings of funerals or anything else. There's a
Speaker 2: new guy who's just wandering the room stocking up the biscuits. Now,
Speaker 2: skate park, someone like Jack Post you raised on Tony
Speaker 2: Hawk's videos skate Yeah, okay, but we don't want this
Speaker 2: to be another bar A situation. Last week Scomo appeal
Speaker 2: to the younger voters mentioned skate parks. You're on their side.
Speaker 10: And the other thing that emerged last night out of
Speaker 10: the National Cabinet meeting was that people seventy plus should
Speaker 10: just stay home, so unless they have to really go
Speaker 10: out to the doctor or the pharmacist, just stay shoed.
Speaker 2: Done this last week and the U came on, mom
Speaker 2: and Dad are staying indoors because they've been told you
Speaker 2: for three months.
Speaker 10: Three months, yes exactly.
Speaker 6: Just I realized I haven't driven the car since last
Speaker 6: Monday when we're all in there together.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Same, of course you.
Speaker 2: Two walk to work now you shuffle from your bedrooms.
Speaker 2: I'm still driving. The roads are getting quieter every single
Speaker 2: day as well. It's easy to get into work now.
Speaker 2: All right, Patsy, thanks for the update.
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Speaker 2: So we're going to make these little kind of audio
Speaker 2: diaries this week again of how we're getting on day
Speaker 2: to day, what's going on. If you want to do
Speaker 2: so as well, you can record it on your phones
Speaker 2: and it didn't have to be a video or anything,
Speaker 2: like just thirty seconds or so and then email it
Speaker 2: into me Christian at gold one O four to three
Speaker 2: dot com dot au like this one over the weekend.
Speaker 12: So Day ten of isolation?
Speaker 2: Is it day ten? I mean I don't know what
Speaker 2: day it is now, but it's day ten for huh.
Speaker 12: So Day ten of isolation with my twenty two year
Speaker 12: old son and twenty year old daughter, and I get
Speaker 12: a text message from downstairs this afternoon saying do you
Speaker 12: still have that old box of Lego?
Speaker 3: Mum?
Speaker 12: Fun times.
Speaker 2: That's what we're reduced to now. You might be in
Speaker 2: your twenties, but right now. You just got improvised with
Speaker 2: any things that are around the house to keep you going. Lego, Lego,
Speaker 2: lego is never not fun. Now you're just seeing a
Speaker 2: lot of these, probably on Facebook and Instagram. Some of
Speaker 2: them are good, some of them awful. A lot of
Speaker 2: people are making these parody of various well known songs
Speaker 2: and then inserting some kind of you know, wash your
Speaker 2: hand kind of lyrics to what's going at the moment.
Speaker 2: Some of them are very good and some of them
Speaker 2: are this. Do you remember this blast from the past?
Speaker 2: I think it was like in the early couple of
Speaker 2: months on the show when this song was everywhere? Do
Speaker 2: you remember baby Shark? Yeah? Of course, said no one ever.
Speaker 2: Do you remember baby? It's not HARKing back to halcyon days,
Speaker 2: is it? Anyway? One if you sent me this, we
Speaker 2: don't need this back, as near lives already sucked. No,
Speaker 2: that is enough of that. This one, I do like,
Speaker 2: this is very good, very good beat parody using I
Speaker 2: got a hush my, This is very good. Man. Does
Speaker 2: these next to me?
Speaker 1: Lash?
Speaker 2: Were those draft less lam?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: This disease?
Speaker 13: I got a hush miles.
Speaker 2: That's the best one I've found so far. If you
Speaker 2: get any good ones and awful ones, send both to
Speaker 2: me Christian at god one four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: I'll stick the beetles one up on our website, on
Speaker 2: Facebook and our Instagram as well as a good one.
Speaker 1: Christian. Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So on the Sorning Show there Monday morning, as always,
Speaker 2: just after eight o'clock, we have your Monday Morning mishard
Speaker 2: lyrics and the big thing we've got for one of
Speaker 2: you this week, fifty thousand dollars for you to spend
Speaker 2: on a major home reno. Now we're indoors a lot more.
Speaker 2: You've been noticing things around the house that you get
Speaker 2: fed up with and irritated. Fifty thousand dollars from a
Speaker 2: major home renne You can do a lot with fifty
Speaker 2: grand you. All you need to do is make a
Speaker 2: homemade jingle telling us why your home needs a renovation.
Speaker 2: It's my houseban rules. Head to gold one A four
Speaker 2: to three dot com dot au to enter all thanks
Speaker 2: to house Rules. High stake starts this Sunday seven on seven.
Speaker 1: We need a Renald.
Speaker 11: Christian o'connells house spend rules.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you much v on who's already been entering.
Speaker 2: You've still got plenty of time to enter online God one,
Speaker 2: O four three dot com dot au, Jack and Pats,
Speaker 2: we are the judge and jury this week on the
Speaker 2: entries day by day. We need to be a pick
Speaker 2: a winner every single morning they go through to Friday's
Speaker 2: big draw when we give away the fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: home Reno. Are you too ready to hear some of
Speaker 2: the entries so far?
Speaker 1: Ready to go?
Speaker 2: All right? First of all, then let's go to Mark boys.
Speaker 14: He don't spend microwave, toilet seeks, store handles, peak benks,
Speaker 14: top footing, capf doors. Then I need quarrel titles, plashbacks,
Speaker 14: ceiling fans, the wreck and reach space to quay too small?
Speaker 14: Were you so fively eighty?
Speaker 2: He took a big challenges. She's going to be a
Speaker 2: headache and we try it. That's what hangovers sound like.
Speaker 2: That last five seconds. But Mark, he ain't high. He
Speaker 2: had some smart lyrics in there, and it was to
Speaker 2: me it felt like you know when you're running down
Speaker 2: the hill, when your legs start to get away and
Speaker 2: you know you're going to fall over. That's what happened
Speaker 2: to Marty boy.
Speaker 6: Did he speed it up because the the original songs fast?
Speaker 2: But me, let's have another listen to my voice. He
Speaker 2: deserves He's put a lot of effort into this, so
Speaker 2: thank you, Mark.
Speaker 14: He don't spend microware toilet seeks, store handles peak, so fast,
Speaker 14: so good. Here the quarrel titles posh begs ceiling fans.
Speaker 2: There turn a couple of seconds. What's going on? We've tried.
Speaker 2: It's like a new game. What is Mark singing? But
Speaker 2: that is great? I did love that one. This comes
Speaker 2: from Lynettelet's have a listen to this one her house band.
Speaker 9: Nothing's fine, it's one.
Speaker 6: We're all out of faith.
Speaker 2: This is how we feel.
Speaker 10: It's all and we're ashamed to have dinner parties anymore.
Speaker 10: Fifty k would change a kitchen into something real.
Speaker 2: We're wide awake. It's not too late to put a
Speaker 2: deposit down.
Speaker 6: Why isn't arriving important to people? We found this last
Speaker 6: week as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Lynette, what advice would you give them?
Speaker 2: As the of course, the resident musicologist on the show.
Speaker 6: Turn up the backing music on Lynnette's one. It sounded
Speaker 6: like it was coming from a different rum.
Speaker 2: But then you you lose the beautiful quality of a voice.
Speaker 2: What are you saying.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying, just got a bad voice. Someone in
Speaker 6: bad voice. Houses can't throw stones?
Speaker 2: All right? This haven't listen on Fiona Sheira. Here's her entry.
Speaker 9: There were up because I need a hand before our Faura.
Speaker 2: Sounds like we've got an isolated vocal here. That isn't
Speaker 2: Let's go back to grease is the word with Fiona.
Speaker 9: There wear up because I need a hand before our
Speaker 9: falla through the floor.
Speaker 7: Better wein up.
Speaker 9: You don't understand. There's only so much tape. Can't do
Speaker 9: nothing left, nothing left for me to do.
Speaker 2: It's very very good everyone, Okay, coming up next and
Speaker 2: after there's some simple mind So I take you through
Speaker 2: the two that are going in today's head to head.
Speaker 2: If you want to enter, we've heard the standard. We
Speaker 2: love them all. Head online gold one O four to
Speaker 2: three dot com dot AU. Just a little homemade jingle
Speaker 2: could be winning you a fifty thousand dollars home renovation
Speaker 2: this week on the show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Second week with Jack and Pat's working from home in isolation.
Speaker 2: Last Monday evening, we found out team member here at
Speaker 2: Gold tested positive for coronavirus. So the station was kind
Speaker 2: of closed for twenty four hours to make sure it's
Speaker 2: all safe and cleaned, and not just clean, but pandemically cleaned,
Speaker 2: as the signs everywhere say in this building, these premises
Speaker 2: have been pandemically cleaned. The new phrases that we're all
Speaker 2: learning right now. But anyway, so Jack and Pat's staying away,
Speaker 2: which is the safe thing to do and is on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Jack told me he'd be coming back into the studio
Speaker 2: because he's done his kind of two weeks. But he
Speaker 2: just told me the intends to still work from home
Speaker 2: Thursday and Friday. And I think the real reason isn't quarantine,
Speaker 2: is because otherwise you'd have to give me a birthday present.
Speaker 2: It's my birthday next week. We're aping up to be
Speaker 2: a very bad both.
Speaker 6: We're so close to those Easter holidays at the end
Speaker 6: of this week. Anyway, it feels silly to come in
Speaker 6: for just two days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, feel silly, isn't it.
Speaker 1: We need a rein.
Speaker 11: The car Christian O'Connell's house span rules.
Speaker 2: Actually, you can't give each other cards anymore. They feel
Speaker 2: like dirty and grubbing.
Speaker 1: Now you lick the back of this.
Speaker 2: I'm not opening it, all right, Housepan roles, fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars will be given to one of you this Friday.
Speaker 2: All need to do is make a little homemade jingle
Speaker 2: your own housepan as to why your home needs a reno.
Speaker 2: Each morning, we put two of your entries up against
Speaker 2: each other. We pick one to go through the Friday's final,
Speaker 2: and they win the fifty thousand dollars. All right, let's
Speaker 2: have a listen to. Here are today's two contenders going
Speaker 2: up against each other. First, we've got Josie Shaw and
Speaker 2: her family and their version of the police. Don't stand
Speaker 2: so close to me. I'm kichen a jet.
Speaker 8: Our family anxiety, no storage, no carbets, no space for
Speaker 8: a carpety insided, there's no room to entertain our friends.
Speaker 10: We try to ignore it.
Speaker 1: But we like to sell.
Speaker 2: Don't say very good, don't so this is great?
Speaker 10: Dump say, don't say so.
Speaker 2: Don't stands close to me. We've got the smartest there. Listen, well,
Speaker 2: I love that you just you just get it done.
Speaker 2: It's sort about the kitchen in your house, all right.
Speaker 2: So that's Josie Show and the family doing a great
Speaker 2: version about the kitchen. Don't stand so close to me.
Speaker 2: We now go to Damon and his version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 15: Christian, I need a reno. I've got three kids under four.
Speaker 15: Mind is aching body soul. I would love a study
Speaker 15: with tamberflow and a bedroom for my new born patio.
Speaker 15: Oh oh oh oh oh oh some my fresh girl dining,
Speaker 15: a place for my ironing.
Speaker 13: Please Hoppergola at the back of Gold one, would you
Speaker 13: please help me, help me help me?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Two very good ones Josie Short and then that was
Speaker 2: Damon from Dorian his version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Guys, who
Speaker 2: are we going to put through the Friday's Final?
Speaker 6: Ah, they're both so great. I think Behavior Rhapsody. Nudge
Speaker 6: is just ahead.
Speaker 10: From that patri yelmouth jack On. That one diamond was great.
Speaker 2: Damon from Dorian. You go through to Friday's Big Final,
Speaker 2: you could be winning the fifty thousand dollars home runner.
Speaker 2: Tough luck to Josie Shawan family because that was outstanding.
Speaker 2: If you've got entries still trying to get involved, head
Speaker 2: to Gold one O four three dot com dot au
Speaker 2: all thanks to House Rules. High Stakes starts this Sunday
Speaker 2: at seven on seven to play us out the house
Speaker 2: ban today, Mark one more time.
Speaker 14: Spend microwave, toilet, six store, handles, Peak, Fence, Top, Wooden,
Speaker 14: Captain Stores, There any floral titles, Flash Ben Cealing Friends, there.
Speaker 2: Is right radio up.
Speaker 1: What's he saying here?
Speaker 2: It's I was so returning.
Speaker 14: We like the eighties lod.
Speaker 2: Try more of those tomorrow morning. They're outstanding. Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: The christ John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: About you both the last couple of days, start to
Speaker 2: really look at your life and the one thing about
Speaker 2: everything that's going on around us, all over the world
Speaker 2: and here in Australia makes you start to think about
Speaker 2: where everything the stuff that brings the joy, the stuff
Speaker 2: that you thought brings you job bit doesn't anyway. This
Speaker 2: week it's maybe you think over the weekend, what will
Speaker 2: I never ever take for granted again? Because we will
Speaker 2: get through this, this will pass. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it's going to be like when we re emerge out
Speaker 2: of it, but it will. And what will you never
Speaker 2: ever take for granted again? I started to find a
Speaker 2: I stort almost make a list over the weekend.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So many things have been taken away that have been
Speaker 2: permanent we take for granted that almost come an ordeal,
Speaker 2: and now now they're not there, we can't get them
Speaker 2: so easily or at all. It just changes your appreciation
Speaker 2: of them, and you really you feel their absence. For me,
Speaker 2: I'm someone that I'm not really a fan of shaking
Speaker 2: hands with mates. I know some of myment male friends
Speaker 2: don't like hugging, but I absolutely love hugging my mates,
Speaker 2: and I don't care if some of them feel very
Speaker 2: awkward around it, but I love doing that.
Speaker 6: Man, you are a hugger.
Speaker 2: I am a hugger. I know sometimes you just stand there,
Speaker 2: not knowing you're still in that. You're at that age
Speaker 2: of life. You'll get their mate, You'll get there one day.
Speaker 2: You're not there. Yeah, you're on the edge. You're almost
Speaker 2: entering in the puberty of hugging. I see it in
Speaker 2: your eyes. You want to break out the shell, but
Speaker 2: you're still You're still in there.
Speaker 6: I'm learning from the best.
Speaker 2: I missed. I miss the hugs. I really really missed
Speaker 2: the hugs. T Only one thing as well, in all
Speaker 2: serious is that I'm really not going to take for
Speaker 2: grant again is the people that we don't even see
Speaker 2: sometimes and that owes the people that work in supermarkets, Bunnings, coals,
Speaker 2: you know, warlworst that stack the shelves, that are written
Speaker 2: off and theligned as unskilled or low labor. How we
Speaker 2: ever could even classify a group of people that are
Speaker 2: really essential. You know, we're talking about what is essential,
Speaker 2: what isn't essential. Those people are essential doing those jobs.
Speaker 2: We didn't realize how much we actually need them. They
Speaker 2: are essential. So I'm never going to take them for granted.
Speaker 2: And I'm not just going to see through them or
Speaker 2: as a silhouette or I'm like a ghost that doesn't
Speaker 2: matter to me. I'm always going to acknowledge them. I
Speaker 2: really hope I do. I'm going to promise myself I'm
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 6: Do that, and you'll start You'll start hugging them when
Speaker 6: we're allowed to touch again.
Speaker 2: I hony hug people that I know. Okay, not one
Speaker 2: of those whose guys, Jack, What are you never going
Speaker 2: to take for grunted together?
Speaker 6: Just the simple act of going out to see your friends.
Speaker 6: I can I can be guilty of At the end
Speaker 6: of a long week, someone trying to organize your friends
Speaker 6: to catch up, and you go can't, can't be bothered tonight,
Speaker 6: or like, I'm just going to make up an excus tonight.
Speaker 2: Patsy knows what that's like.
Speaker 10: Yeah, still no invitation.
Speaker 2: We tried to do.
Speaker 6: You don't realize until it's gone, but we tried to
Speaker 6: do virtual drinks on Saturday afternoon with all my buddies.
Speaker 6: So we had sixteen people on a zoom conference video
Speaker 6: conference and it just is not the same people talking
Speaker 6: over each other like a breakfa sure, but it's you
Speaker 6: got to imagine sixteen voices. You try to direct a
Speaker 6: question to one person, they don't hear, there's another side
Speaker 6: conversation going on. And then the worst part is there's
Speaker 6: long awkward silences because everybody gets scared to talk over
Speaker 6: each other. So at one one of two points during
Speaker 6: the drinks, we're just sixteen people looking at each other.
Speaker 2: How strange, how strange the things we're trying to do
Speaker 2: at the moment, Patsy, what's it for you? What are
Speaker 2: you never going to take for granted?
Speaker 10: You know the biggest thing for me is just human touch,
Speaker 10: just you know, I love cut a little girl and
Speaker 10: giving as.
Speaker 2: You're breaking up there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to tell Chris again to get offline.
Speaker 2: I thought we spoke about red Hot DUTs. Oh no,
Speaker 2: he's already going for session.
Speaker 6: Chris is missing that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 9: I need.
Speaker 10: It's the human touch for me, because you know, I'm
Speaker 10: a touchy feely person, aren't I Like, I like to
Speaker 10: hold your arm if I'm talking to you. I'm a
Speaker 10: bit annoying like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: The other thing for me is freedom of movement, like
Speaker 10: going wherever you want, whenever you want, just getting in
Speaker 10: the car and going and being. And the other thing
Speaker 10: is for me my job. We're so lucky that we're
Speaker 10: seen as in aessential service. And that weekend.
Speaker 2: Every day, my kids were worried over the weekend. I
Speaker 2: mean they always are constantly. If your dad was me,
Speaker 2: you'd be worried about surely some day is going to
Speaker 2: get fired. And they were like, are you going to
Speaker 2: be okay? I said, I'm really lucky. I hope so,
Speaker 2: you know, I said, I really hope so. And I'm
Speaker 2: very lucky just by the job that we have, what
Speaker 2: we do here. We're lucky anyway getting to come and
Speaker 2: do this, and I've appreciated it even more because of
Speaker 2: there's not a lot of laughter sometimes during the day
Speaker 2: in our lives right now because it's terrifying. It is
Speaker 2: actually scary. It's like it's like at the moment, you
Speaker 2: know the bit in Toy Story three where they're moving
Speaker 2: the conveyor belts kind of moving, you wonder, what are
Speaker 2: we moving to something which is even worse and we
Speaker 2: nowhere near the worst of it. I don't know. And
Speaker 2: so when we have this hopefully where you know, when
Speaker 2: we hang out together and we laugh together, you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm so lucky that this is actually
Speaker 2: what I get to do for a living. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I really appreciate this job. All right, let's go. Let's
Speaker 2: take some calls, now, know, four one four one O
Speaker 2: four three Charlie, come morning. Hey, how I'm going.
Speaker 7: To send this Charlie from Black Rocket.
Speaker 2: You're going, oh, good, Charlie, And what are you never
Speaker 2: going to take for granted again?
Speaker 7: Look, I'm actually for everything you guys were just saying.
Speaker 7: A second, I'm a physio in private practice, and the
Speaker 7: one thing that I can't do now is actually see
Speaker 7: my patients. You know, within that one and a half meters,
Speaker 7: I can't touch them. As I normally would do is
Speaker 7: a as a treating therapist. And if you take that
Speaker 7: for granted, every time you go to work, it's just
Speaker 7: a patient comes in, You're helping them with the pain.
Speaker 7: Now I'm doing some telehealth stuff where I'm giving them advice,
Speaker 7: doing all the things online. But it's just not the same.
Speaker 7: And you know, every day I went to work for
Speaker 7: the last thirty six thirty seven years, you sort of
Speaker 7: do take that for granted. And I can tell you
Speaker 7: when it's all changes and I go back there, it'll be,
Speaker 7: you know, very much a different environment for me.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, What an amazing thing to get from it.
Speaker 7: Though, Oh look, it's just one of those things that
Speaker 7: you know, we've we've got a big practice Basside, You're
Speaker 7: part of the world, and it's just one of those
Speaker 7: things we sit back and we go, you know, maybe
Speaker 7: we should be thinking about things a little differently now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wonder whether we're going to when we do
Speaker 2: come out, whether it is actually hopefully going to be
Speaker 2: something better and different and we put some different things
Speaker 2: in place. You wonder whether we're all collectively feeding this globally,
Speaker 2: aren't we And we've never done that ever before. What
Speaker 2: a chance to actually make some changes to something different.
Speaker 2: You have to hope that maybe what remains is better.
Speaker 7: Oh look, I agree one hundred percent. You know, we've
Speaker 7: got people coming the door now and you can see
Speaker 7: the fear on their faces, and I'd like to see
Speaker 7: that less. You know, they're always fearful of pain, Now
Speaker 7: they're fearful of other things. And it's a scary thought,
Speaker 7: scary time we're living through. But I agree with you.
Speaker 7: We're going to get through this. We're all going to
Speaker 7: be better people for it, because we've learned to get
Speaker 7: along again, I think, and we're just doing things differently
Speaker 7: and hopefully over the time we'll just stay better. You know,
Speaker 7: I think we don't want to go back to old habits.
Speaker 7: That's probably the bigger issue that I find is that,
Speaker 7: you know, we resort back to old habits.
Speaker 2: Very pally, Charlie, well, sir, thank you very much. You
Speaker 2: cool mate, have a good week, stay safe and you.
Speaker 7: Too, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: The question O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, What will you ever
Speaker 1: ever tay for?
Speaker 2: Granted again? Christian Televised Sport for Steve Martin. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: all missing the footye are missing the EPR, and I'm
Speaker 2: missing UFC as well. Joy, what a great name. Joy
Speaker 2: is missing the freedom. I love the fact that's some
Speaker 2: really Joy, I'm thinking the emotion. Joy is missing freedom? Freedom?
Speaker 2: Are you missing Joy? Joy is missing the freedom to
Speaker 2: have a pint of glass or glass of wine in
Speaker 2: the pub with a few mates. This is from David Elms.
Speaker 2: David's in a tricky situation here being able to hold
Speaker 2: my wife. I'm in Australia, she is stuck in the USA.
Speaker 2: Not sure when we'll get to see each other again
Speaker 2: face to face. That's gonna be months, but I'm definitely
Speaker 2: going to miss my birthday and our first wedding anniversary together. David.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know. I hope you're I'll be coping
Speaker 2: okay though, when your wife is safe in America as well.
Speaker 2: Elna just wre we head out into the ads. Elina,
Speaker 2: good morning money, Christian. I'm good. I'm good, struggling to
Speaker 2: the show as always with the old dream team around me.
Speaker 2: But Elena, what are you never gonna what are you
Speaker 2: never gonna take for granted again? Mate?
Speaker 5: My family, I live with him and I work as
Speaker 5: an emergency nurse.
Speaker 2: So with your time of crisis.
Speaker 5: I've had to move out and yeah, you know, you've
Speaker 5: never realized how much you need them in a time
Speaker 5: like this.
Speaker 2: Sure, on how long have you been? How long will
Speaker 2: you have to be away from it? Are you doing
Speaker 2: it in a couple of weeks? Shifts? Is that how
Speaker 2: all the emergency nurses and doctors are doing at the moment. Yeah, look,
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure at this stage, and I hope
Speaker 2: it doesn't go on for much longer.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's a bit of an unknown.
Speaker 2: At the moment, and you must be frighted as well.
Speaker 2: I know your doctors and nurses are so brave and fairness,
Speaker 2: but you must be frightened sometimes about getting it or
Speaker 2: you know, your own.
Speaker 11: Safety, sometimes just for fear of unknowns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I'll let you go. Elena, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for calling in. Have a good day.
Speaker 1: But christ John O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: It's tough for this. It's just an is heard Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell's misheard lyrics every Monday. We did this in two parts,
Speaker 2: Your Misheard Lyrics. First part, Big John send us his
Speaker 2: top five. We ever listened to the contenders? Do we agree?
Speaker 2: Are they actually misheard? Lyrics. Then we've got a part two,
Speaker 2: all the ones you've been sending in over the last
Speaker 2: seven days. If we agree with the misheard lyric, then
Speaker 2: you all hear this. If we don't, we hear this,
Speaker 2: and for the lucky few, you get to go into
Speaker 2: the Hall of Favor located in Frankston. Okay, that's one
Speaker 2: of you. Needs to turn your headphones down. We have
Speaker 2: to tell you every single day. I'm guessing it's you Pats.
Speaker 2: The headphones make that noise if they're not turned down.
Speaker 2: It was the same on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 10: Why is it just instantly made? The finger of Blaine
Speaker 10: gets pointed to that. Does it exactly?
Speaker 6: We know you have your headphones up.
Speaker 2: Radio. Whemmy, how does it all work?
Speaker 10: Is that better?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's it. You've found the volume body. Okay, we all
Speaker 2: get a good all right, let's go first of all,
Speaker 2: then Big Johns Top five. We're going to Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: shake it off, and the fakers they're gonna fake, fake, fake,
Speaker 2: Oh is it? And the Baker's gonna bake, bake, bake.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing the bakers once more. Yeah, some nice sour
Speaker 2: dough or some man's ex tell you what's sourdow goes
Speaker 2: off quick, doesn't it? Huh that turns bad really quickly anyway.
Speaker 2: Bred talk continues later Brian Adam Summer of sixty nine.
Speaker 2: I got my first real six string. I came the
Speaker 2: first resisting. What did he get his first real sex string?
Speaker 2: What this slip through? Things are in flux in them?
Speaker 2: Come on, Standards team, the camera firs resist.
Speaker 10: Now, I don't hear it?
Speaker 2: Come on? Not sorry? Different time back in the eighties,
Speaker 2: Pervo Adams the camera for yourself bad Bruno Mars Uptown funk.
Speaker 2: Got Chuck song? Where sala got Chucks? Or is it
Speaker 2: got Chuck so on? We're saying it wrong, Got Chucks
Speaker 2: sailing row, I'm hearing saying it wrong now, got Chuck song.
Speaker 2: We're saying it wrong. Got Chuck so sailing Rob. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't hear the other one now, John Legend, all
Speaker 2: of me, give me all of you, Give me all
Speaker 2: of me. I'm not sure about this one. Give me
Speaker 2: all of Europe, all right, turned up, Give me all
Speaker 2: of Europe, John Legend, if you go in me, No,
Speaker 2: it's about six Europe, isn't it without.
Speaker 11: In?
Speaker 2: Sorry Big John, No way Calvin Harris ready for the weekend.
Speaker 2: I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank god, we don't have to play stuff like that
Speaker 2: every two hours. Seriously, That's what I'm grateful for. I'm
Speaker 2: never going to take the station's music policy ever granted,
Speaker 2: ever again. Bring on Mondo Rock I what is it? Sorry?
Speaker 2: I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Back to you, Kevin? Or is it I butter my
Speaker 2: shoes and I'm ready for the weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is there?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 2: I button my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.
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Speaker 6: Are we going to the air?
Speaker 2: Break here?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: We're live on air? A zip it? Luckily you're not
Speaker 2: the one the team that swears a lot off air,
Speaker 2: which is obviously old sailor potty mouth Patsy. But I
Speaker 2: can't do anything right, turn the headphones down?
Speaker 1: Are we are?
Speaker 2: We're in three different locations, and it would appear that
Speaker 2: some team members, despite the show's format being the same
Speaker 2: every single day, all the change are our words, are
Speaker 2: still confused with what happens.
Speaker 6: Well that's what I was. I was actually mocking you
Speaker 6: paths because on the team chat you came, are we
Speaker 6: going to the air? Breaking?
Speaker 10: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is this the we go to ads here every day?
Speaker 10: Thorough in future?
Speaker 2: Is it time for the news?
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 2: I did it earlier though at half five?
Speaker 10: Go away news again?
Speaker 6: Already?
Speaker 2: Has anything changed? All right? Okay? Today's at work time waste?
Speaker 2: This is a great prize every day chocolate eas to Hamper?
Speaker 6: Awesome?
Speaker 2: Now one of you go yes, please make it to
Speaker 2: a life ader. Okay, hages chocolate, he's to Hamper?
Speaker 6: Did you say chocolate?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I said you just say yes, pease. I don't need
Speaker 2: to do anything else do we get the ads here? Jack? Gosh,
Speaker 2: just century Pat's right, It just says to me, and
Speaker 2: do we say goodbye to you here? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it's eight.
Speaker 10: Where are you a wishful thinking?
Speaker 2: Jack Hages Chocolate us to hamper anyone? Yes? Please think
Speaker 2: can win it every day on a time waster. All right,
Speaker 2: it's Vincent Vangoff's birthday today. I'm not saying I'm bored
Speaker 2: in isolation all by myself in the studio. I've just
Speaker 2: worked out how old Vincent Vangoff would be if it
Speaker 2: was a life today. For no reason, but how old
Speaker 2: do you think he would be? Vincent Vangoff it is
Speaker 2: alive today.
Speaker 10: Guess some two hundred and sixty two.
Speaker 2: Hundred and sixty seven. Anyway, art movies today, that's what
Speaker 2: looking for your art movies. Best one gets the Haigs
Speaker 2: Chocolate eas to hamper anyone?
Speaker 6: Yes please?
Speaker 2: Now we only need one? Okay art movies today, as
Speaker 2: we take it high Brown paint Club. First rule of
Speaker 2: pink Club. Talk about paint club. Edward Stencil hands, Yeah,
Speaker 2: money Moore, moname Blade Renoir, Blade Renoir sketching. Private, Ryan,
Speaker 2: don't you move Private?
Speaker 6: Ryan.
Speaker 2: I'm sketching, and dude, even though we're going high brown, dude,
Speaker 2: where's my easel? Alrighty, so they're my art movies, Jackie boy,
Speaker 2: what have.
Speaker 6: You got avant Guardians of the Galaxy?
Speaker 2: Oh, very nice?
Speaker 6: The Curious Case of Benjamin Brushes. There's something about Daly.
Speaker 2: It's very high brow, very good.
Speaker 6: And dude, where's my canvas?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all right? Then hey's chocolate? Eas to hamper anyone?
Speaker 6: Chocolate?
Speaker 2: You say no, I say, I just need you to
Speaker 2: say yes please anyway? Texting your at work time works today,
Speaker 2: art movies.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Breaking News.
Speaker 2: Danny Andrews is talking at the moment parts what's the latest?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I see. Victoria's total number of coronavirus cases has
Speaker 10: jumped overnight to eight hundred and twenty one. Four Victorians
Speaker 10: have died, so that hasn't changed overnight. Twenty nine are
Speaker 10: in hospital, four in intensive care. The Premiere, as you say,
Speaker 10: has just given an update alongside the Health Minister, Jenny
Speaker 10: macarcoss and the Chief Health Officer, and says that the
Speaker 10: state is now in stage three shutdown, with a band
Speaker 10: on gatherings of more than two people. So we'll have
Speaker 10: some audio of the premiere coming up, explaining that in
Speaker 10: the news at nine.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks Pat pass if you keep an eye
Speaker 2: on it then and at the end of the time waste,
Speaker 2: so there's any more before the nine o'clock give us
Speaker 2: an update as well. Absolutely awesome job. All right, okay,
Speaker 2: today's at work time waster as we go, High Brown Monday,
Speaker 2: Haig's Chocolate Easter Hamper anyone, Yes, please, that's it. You
Speaker 2: can win it every day on the time waste of
Speaker 2: this week. Make them smile this sesa with Haig's chocolates.
Speaker 2: Ye me, yeah, all right? That all right? Then Art
Speaker 2: Movies you ready to Mark Jack? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Ready?
Speaker 2: Becaussa Blanca, Becaussa Blanca Gold, Renoirs of a Geisha.
Speaker 6: Gold Plus.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you what. Let's make it so every Monday,
Speaker 2: High Brown Monday, Renoirs of Vacacia. That's brilliant. David Croyd
Speaker 2: and well done. Star Warhole, Star Warhole.
Speaker 6: It sounds ruder than it is.
Speaker 2: Do Liz, well done, Crown Crown Rich Asians, Silver Brush
Speaker 2: Hour Too, Brush Hour two Gold, Daniel McCormack, Bent Lee
Speaker 2: East Love as in the Louver actually the silver, Brave
Speaker 2: Art silver, the usual brushstrokes, gold, Chad and Frameston take
Speaker 2: a Bow, Singing in the Renaissance, Singing in the rain
Speaker 2: Naissance Silver plus word Marking Newcastle, Harry Potter and the
Speaker 2: Chamber of Sketches Silver plus, Dean in Packing and well
Speaker 2: done Rembrandt, The Titans, Rembrandt, the Titans.
Speaker 6: Silver plus Planet.
Speaker 2: This is a good one. Planet of the landscapes Gold
Speaker 2: nicky Oye in Brunswick West, well done, framed in sixty seconds,
Speaker 2: silver full metal, haint Can Bronze and this is very
Speaker 2: high rail. Dude, where's my ear? Is he getting the chocolates?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, this man goes birthday. We have to celebrate with dude.
Speaker 2: How do we celebrate it on high rail? Monday? We
Speaker 2: do art movies and we wore the chocolates to dude,
Speaker 2: where's my ear? Such a highbrow show, dude, where's my ear?
Speaker 2: Will Englen Huntly enjoy your Haig's chocolate, East Hamper another
Speaker 2: one to win tomorrow morning, Patsy, what's the latest anymore?
Speaker 2: To report the moment the breaking situation with Danny Andrew's
Speaker 2: press conference.
Speaker 10: Uh no, he's still still speaking Christian. Just to reiterate.
Speaker 10: We are now at eight hundred and twenty one COVID
Speaker 10: nineteen cases in Victoria. That's an increase of fifty six
Speaker 10: in the past twenty four hours after whopping forty two
Speaker 10: thousand tests. Latest restrictions in arts last night. Starting midnight
Speaker 10: tonight means Victoria enters stage three and we'll have the
Speaker 10: premiere on in news very shortly explaining what that means for.
Speaker 5: You and I.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, So this week then, to ease the burden
Speaker 2: on the at home four G four Jack and Pats,
Speaker 2: we're going to say goodbye to them now. Pats has
Speaker 2: still be doing the news at nine and I'll be
Speaker 2: carrying on for another hour, so coming up touring the
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Speaker 2: Trump plug as many small businesses as I can every
Speaker 2: morning now at nine to fifteen for two minutes, and
Speaker 2: we have our first episode at nine point thirty. We're
Speaker 2: going to catch up with some of our friends of
Speaker 2: the show, celebrities in captivity. The first one this morning
Speaker 2: is Andy Lee. We've got well Anderson book for tomorrow,
Speaker 2: Adam Hills on Wednesday, so Andy Lee, we're catching up
Speaker 2: with Andy Lee in half an hour's time. Jack and
Speaker 2: Pats take care, speak to you tomorrow. Good lue mate,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. The solo show coming up next,
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, I thought we do this every morning at
Speaker 2: nine thirty as well. Catch up with some of our
Speaker 2: friends of the show, see how they're surviving in captivity.
Speaker 2: First up this morning and eat league.
Speaker 3: Morning morning mate. How are you?
Speaker 2: Wow? How are you? What's going on? How are you coping?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Well? Beck and I decide to self isolate down the peninsula,
Speaker 3: and that's a controversial thing to do, but I'd about.
Speaker 2: To say yeah, gone that Well, it would appear that
Speaker 2: the coronas followed you down there.
Speaker 3: A lot of the locals are angry with you know,
Speaker 3: normal city arts coming up and staying there. So most
Speaker 3: morning I wake up look out at the picket line
Speaker 3: of people yelling at me, trying to burn my place down,
Speaker 3: et cetera. Nice I pour water on the fires and
Speaker 3: say it's okay, everybody, but now we've done the right thing.
Speaker 3: We've been down here for a few weeks now, and yeah,
Speaker 3: just doing our bit.
Speaker 2: As the government says, it's a strange time. It's obviously
Speaker 2: because the last time I spoke to you, I gave
Speaker 2: you a call to say, hey, well done for your
Speaker 2: first appearance on Front bar as joining the panel, and
Speaker 2: you did an outstanding job, and we were talking about
Speaker 2: footy and we were kind of guessing that, you know,
Speaker 2: the footy might be canceled and what strange season if
Speaker 2: it's going to be a season at two And then
Speaker 2: now in this situation, I don't know if you know,
Speaker 2: you're probably just woken up a half an hour ago,
Speaker 2: Danny Andrews saying, were it's stage three. So what are
Speaker 2: you doing Dane today? Andy? Are you trying to work
Speaker 2: out every day and you've got some kind of like
Speaker 2: daily routines?
Speaker 3: Well, you know me, I'm a figure of fitness, so
Speaker 3: of course no, essentially, I've been trying to get through
Speaker 3: the chores that I've been putting off for you. That's
Speaker 3: been the main thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife is this to her? Is heaven? Me
Speaker 2: trapped in doors? And same probably as back all those things.
Speaker 2: I'm too I'm too busy. I've got meetings to go
Speaker 2: and do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: You haven't got any meetings now, you're it's it's like
Speaker 2: the movie Misery. But if he was, if he was
Speaker 2: made to do household chores by Kathy.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is not a squeaky door in my house anymore,
Speaker 3: I promise you.
Speaker 2: And what are you doing together? Because obviously we're spending
Speaker 2: more time with the hat and the half. So are
Speaker 2: you trying? Are you going through like the top one
Speaker 2: hundred movies together? My wife and I've started to watch
Speaker 2: old episodes of Colombo and within the first five minutes
Speaker 2: we both have to write down who we think the
Speaker 2: murderer is put it on a piece of paper. And
Speaker 2: I actually think that, you know, when we all come
Speaker 2: out of this, and we will that I think that
Speaker 2: people like Betfair and stuff like that should do pop
Speaker 2: up adverts during murder mystery things like Midsummer Murders and Columbo,
Speaker 2: where you can go bet now.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is?
Speaker 3: Honestly need something? See what I said, there should be
Speaker 3: a market on whether my relationships of ours, in fact,
Speaker 3: on all relationships. I don't think they still get again
Speaker 3: through that kind of thing. No, no, no, I put
Speaker 3: sure money on them. But yeah, for for Beck and I, look,
Speaker 3: we do a lot of hiding from each other, whether
Speaker 3: we're in that. We have been in a silent war
Speaker 3: over the internal heating in the house. I keep going
Speaker 3: fast and turning it off. She keeps turning it back on.
Speaker 3: Neither of neither of us have seen each other turn
Speaker 3: it on or Off're right.
Speaker 2: It's a silent It's a silent war that must never
Speaker 2: be spoken about. But you both, you both do it.
Speaker 2: I do it with my Well, obviously you've met my daughter.
Speaker 2: So I share my house with three, three women, so
Speaker 2: there's three of them that are doing it. Be high
Speaker 2: my back, and I'm constantly. I had a friend of
Speaker 2: mine in the end he took the fuses to work
Speaker 2: with him, I'm not joking, and then when he came
Speaker 2: home from work handy, he put them back in and
Speaker 2: he never told his wife. One day she called electrician
Speaker 2: out to go I don't know what it's broken anywhere
Speaker 2: someone's taking the fuse out of this and had it away.
Speaker 2: You might want to do that. It's just a suggestion,
Speaker 2: and he's trying to say the relationship that.
Speaker 3: Requires me knowing when the fuse bock has been I'm
Speaker 3: not the most investicated reader. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we're going. But we did The Tiger King
Speaker 3: on Netflix in one city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the weekend. It's almost two At times I was
Speaker 2: pausing it, going, what what do you mean?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 2: It's the craziest if you're not seeing it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It started over the weekend called The Tiger King. How
Speaker 2: would you describe it if people haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 3: I would stay tuned in for the mallets. The story itself. Look,
Speaker 3: it's about anim or cruelty, which is really confronting at times.
Speaker 3: Hamish and I have seen some crazy people in our travels,
Speaker 3: and these guys take the cake. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 3: normally shocked with the people's behavior, but the way that Americans,
Speaker 3: particularly redneck Americans, when you watch that.
Speaker 2: But Andy, don't you think when you watch that documentary
Speaker 2: you go, oh, that's why Trump got in Yeah, No, No,
Speaker 2: that's why he probably staying. Because you can own a
Speaker 2: pet snow leopard in floy in temperatures of seventy two
Speaker 2: degrees when there's like how can that be? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and have enough money to make your own film
Speaker 3: clips about and sing about them at quite a pretty
Speaker 3: good production value. Being about the whole docco I reckon.
Speaker 2: I went on Spotify to see if any of his
Speaker 2: music was available because I actually didn't think I didn't
Speaker 2: think his voice was that bad.
Speaker 3: No, that was the surprising thing.
Speaker 2: It's not on Spotify. Shame on Spotify. I demand Joe's music, breathe.
Speaker 2: We need it in these desperate times.
Speaker 3: Yes, there might be a few rights issues, no knowing
Speaker 3: where he is at the moment, and the whole thing
Speaker 3: that he's an administration, isn't he? He told his whole business.
Speaker 3: So maybe Carol, if people have seen it, maybe she
Speaker 3: owns the rights now. She took everything else.
Speaker 2: This morning we were talking about on the show about
Speaker 2: what are you never ever going to take for granted again?
Speaker 2: Because we're under so many restrictions right now, and rightly
Speaker 2: so for the safety and everybody else's safety, and we
Speaker 2: all need to do the right thing, But it makes
Speaker 2: you re evaluate your life, the things you take for
Speaker 2: granted every day, because we all do, because we're all
Speaker 2: just busy trying to get through the day. But what
Speaker 2: do you think you're never ever going to take for
Speaker 2: granted again? And are you missing footy?
Speaker 3: Footy? But I think you can. I've actually found it remarkable,
Speaker 3: how like I'd watched five games a weekend and realize
Speaker 3: that I can survive with not doing that. I missed
Speaker 3: it for sure.
Speaker 2: I hope Gil isn't listening to this right now. And
Speaker 2: you're beloved blues as well, so you can live without them.
Speaker 3: No, I can't live about them. But it's not high
Speaker 3: on the list. I would say. The height of the
Speaker 3: on the list of me is just catching up with
Speaker 3: a mate for a beer and I'm dying to go
Speaker 3: out and play golf again. But yeah, maybe the two things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing how you really really missed them, don't you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: It's a real like what am I? And what are
Speaker 2: you doing with your time? Apart from obviously household chores?
Speaker 2: I mean, what is your day today? What's ahead of you?
Speaker 3: I've got I've been reading my kids' books. I saw
Speaker 3: the parents that are stuck with Vick.
Speaker 2: This is a great idea.
Speaker 3: So at eleven am each day, I've reading one of
Speaker 3: my books and I've got the final one today and
Speaker 3: so I'm instagram Live. Andy tom Lee is my Instagram
Speaker 3: and I've had that many parents reach out emailing or
Speaker 3: direct messaging saying thank you for giving a twenty minute
Speaker 3: respite in the day because obviously they've been having kids
Speaker 3: at home from school a bit earlier than they suspected.
Speaker 3: So that's what today's starts looks like. And in the
Speaker 3: front by going ahead, we're going to be back on
Speaker 3: air on Wednesday night a special isolation edition.
Speaker 2: How are you doing that? Because they're also you're all
Speaker 2: so close together behind the bar. Yeah, no, no more
Speaker 2: than two people. Danny Andrew said, no more than two people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not sure. I mean, I haven't seen
Speaker 3: what Daniel said this morning, so it might have all changed.
Speaker 3: I'mbout to find out the meeting that Scott Morrison said.
Speaker 3: You know, people in their workplaces, as long as they're
Speaker 3: doing social distancing, things still go in. We're going to
Speaker 3: we only have literally the camera and the four of
Speaker 3: us that go in, and we're all spaced around the
Speaker 3: studio with our four meter square meters easy.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad the show's back on. People really need it.
Speaker 2: It's such a funny show. We really need that.
Speaker 3: I think we're doing an isolation special is much so
Speaker 3: we'll see if that's happening.
Speaker 2: But do you know, I've just realized, obviously Mick has
Speaker 2: got that thing going on with his hair. He's gone
Speaker 2: Joe exotic before it came a thing he is. I
Speaker 2: just realized I'm going to call it now, Mick molloy
Speaker 2: is this country's Joe Exotic. Has he got a tiger
Speaker 2: out there that place?
Speaker 3: I mean he burgs for the tigers.
Speaker 2: He's turning to exotic.
Speaker 7: He used to cover the next one the.
Speaker 2: Only time he's went ahead of the curb.
Speaker 7: Mate agreed.
Speaker 3: And the other thing I just realized as well, is
Speaker 3: he's got a terrible haircut, and haircuts are band for
Speaker 3: the next for theble future.
Speaker 2: I started to look at myself yesterday, going I'm going
Speaker 2: to have to learn how to go on YouTube about
Speaker 2: how to trim your own hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just order to go woolly. I mean, if
Speaker 3: there's ever an excuse to try a different style, particularly
Speaker 3: something a bit longer. I think he can and under
Speaker 3: the circumstance, and he haven't.
Speaker 2: You as a guy, had the same kind of hair
Speaker 2: since you're about sixteen, and it's kind of just stuck
Speaker 2: like that. It just makes life.
Speaker 3: Easier, exactly. I remember when I was younger, I went
Speaker 3: into I think I was probably about grade six and
Speaker 3: I just watch the Fresh Prince of bel Air and
Speaker 3: I went in and I asked for a flat top
Speaker 3: and the lady explained to me that you can't have
Speaker 3: a flat top, and I couldn't understand why.
Speaker 2: And then just those two dollar barbers where they just
Speaker 2: have one standard short back inside and that's all it is.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, they have different different cuts, but the
Speaker 3: problem is that I don't have African American hair.
Speaker 2: So you're no Will Smith.
Speaker 3: That was that was the real issue, the fact that
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to cut my hair.
Speaker 3: And she's trying to like but I've seen it. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you.
Speaker 2: Things that have held you back, and I think the
Speaker 2: lack of Afro American hair has actually been something which
Speaker 2: has hindered your whole career. To be honest, you could
Speaker 2: have been if you had that frow. Just who you
Speaker 2: could have been.
Speaker 3: I would have been rappid by now you know, I
Speaker 3: got a self isolated with all my bling and sixteen
Speaker 3: different women.
Speaker 2: That is what you're doing out Then a peninsula, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Bex just runs the harem.
Speaker 3: She's a madame now unfortunately she's well I should.
Speaker 2: You'll be self isolating, self isolating. Now all right, listen,
Speaker 2: I'll let you go. So you're going to be eleven
Speaker 2: o'clock on Instagram live yep. Yeah, and then hopefully front
Speaker 2: Bar on Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, boy, Take care well Chad soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take care Semma bester Beck as well, take care ady,
Speaker 2: cheers make.
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