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Speaker 1: Hello, podcast pals, it's Thursday or Friday. Junior Guy Sebastian

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Speaker 1: on the show.

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Speaker 2: That's right. We're also going to be joined by Fiona Lachlan.

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Speaker 2: She's well, she's written an extraordinarily searingly honest memoir. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: truths from an unreliable witness.

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Speaker 1: She's called and she was extraordinarily searing and honest with

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Speaker 1: us on the show. It was riveting listening.

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Speaker 2: Also, something happened between my son Jack and my husband

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Speaker 2: Harley yesterday that caused some major panic. The tribal drum answered,

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Speaker 2: and well, it took over the whole show.

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Speaker 1: And we'll get on down to the Jonesy demand a

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Speaker 1: rounds for the pub test and discuss cultural tattoos. That's

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Speaker 1: all on our podcast. It starts now.

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Speaker 2: Learning star Shine.

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Speaker 3: Right now, by the miracle of recording, We're going to

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Speaker 3: go to a recent Sunday morning service in the Wich.

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Speaker 2: Two precious little girls were singing in a dungeon somewhere

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Speaker 2: in Sydney.

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Speaker 4: Miss Keller Amanda Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 5: Bad Amanda, bad bad Amanda.

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Speaker 1: I've heard them describe him as a drunk an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing stopped grabbing.

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Speaker 2: He's pulling off.

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Speaker 1: He says to me, personal friends, let's start wearing lipsters.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, man, we're the readio right now. Your confee, Josie

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Speaker 2: and Amanda, you're doing a great job. I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 6: It's the legendary part. Josie and Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 7: He's not going to Amanda, who.

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Speaker 8: Joyed silk.

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Speaker 2: It's not No apology could ever compensate Amanda for what

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Speaker 2: happened that night.

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Speaker 1: Brenda, what have you done?

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Speaker 2: A really good pooh where.

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Speaker 7: Good time?

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Speaker 6: Good radio.

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Speaker 9: Sorry but it's a tot ta twist, said an idiot

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Speaker 9: and Amanda.

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Speaker 1: We're all here, Well, hello, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm very well. I'm just trying to attach my fascinator. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you just sprained off my headphones.

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Speaker 1: Why wearing a facet?

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Speaker 2: Well? Because Melbourne Cup next Tuesday. We today on this show,

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Speaker 2: so everyone's got time to get ready. You have got

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Speaker 2: an everyone's a winner regarding the Melbourne Cup. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to tell me what every want me to tell

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Speaker 2: you what every caller on air today will get?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 2: You will get as follows one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: Mayer Voucher Gourmet nipples hamper, a bottle of Jonesy and

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Speaker 2: Amanda jam drop which is our beautiful charrazan in estate.

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Speaker 2: So every caller on air today gets this Melbourne Cup pack.

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Speaker 2: So we thought we'd go early with it today. So

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Speaker 2: you can go to Mayer and get your clothes, you

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Speaker 2: can get your hamper and so you've got all the

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Speaker 2: stuff you need to watch Melbourne Cup from high.

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Speaker 1: So you're well prepared.

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Speaker 2: Well prepared.

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Speaker 1: Look at all the flowers in the room. What I

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Speaker 1: thought someone had passed away this.

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Speaker 2: We've had this room decorated beautifully. It's extraordinary. This was

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Speaker 2: done by Mary Ronnis Events and Melissa Dacruz Floral. It

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Speaker 2: looks beautiful working or not like little fairy? So how

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Speaker 2: good is this?

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Speaker 1: So have I call up? I can get a prize.

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Speaker 2: Every person gets this Melbourne Cup pack. This is also

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Speaker 2: you can discover your Cupweek experience at cupwek twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: dot com dot are you hey on?

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Speaker 1: Ring Ring Ring Ring?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Is that Jonesy and Amanda?

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Speaker 2: Yes it is hi.

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Speaker 1: Do I win a prize?

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Speaker 2: Everyone's a winner? One hundred and fifty dollars my avoucher

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Speaker 2: a gourmet nibbles hamper, a bottle of Jonesy and Amanda

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Speaker 2: jam drop.

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Speaker 1: I really like your shah, I really like Jonesy. I

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Speaker 1: really think you should get rid of that stam on.

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Speaker 2: Is this Jonesy?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I mean no, should get rid of that Doobe

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Speaker 1: Wednesday thing that you do where you test his knowledge.

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Speaker 2: Knowledge is a loose term for home learning.

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Speaker 1: Brendan actually pats Shaw today. Guys Sebastian will be joining us.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to catch it up with Geyser.

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Speaker 2: Well. It all starts with question one though, of the

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Speaker 2: Magnificent seven, which is as follows. Remember every caller is

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Speaker 2: going to get a prize. Budgie smugglers is a slang

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Speaker 2: term poort item of clothing. Don't wear this to the

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Speaker 2: Melbourne Cup, I'd say.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM, Why don't you call us to play the

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Speaker 1: max seven? It's seven plast six? Well, I what point

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Speaker 1: Severn WSFM? Hello, it's Jonesy, no mata thanks to zero

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Speaker 1: showers today, twenty degrees in the city, twenty two in

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Speaker 1: our west. Right now it's fifteen degrees. It is twelve

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Speaker 1: past six. This is where the Magnificent seven begins. Seven questions.

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Speaker 1: Can you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 1: questions correctly. It doesn't matter if you do all that

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Speaker 1: as long as you get seven the seventh question right.

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Speaker 2: Got to get in though a question one. We're kicking

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Speaker 2: off with Donna in chester Hill. Hello Donna, Hi Amanda,

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Speaker 2: how are you doing very well? Now? Remember everyone's a

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Speaker 2: winner today. So you get our Melbourne Cup pack one

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars, my voucher, Gourmet Nibbles, hamper, bottle

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Speaker 2: of Jones and Amanda's jam drop.

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Speaker 7: Oh terrific, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Yay, all right?

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Speaker 2: Question number one. Budgie smugglers is a slang term for

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Speaker 2: what item of clothing menspito. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Women don't wear budgie smugglers.

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Speaker 2: Do they now?

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Speaker 1: Come on down as a catch phrase associated with what

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Speaker 1: game show? Donna, Oh what's the heaty time?

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Speaker 2: You know him?

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Speaker 10: Extra?

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Speaker 1: Calm on down? Who we got you gotta Drew? How

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Speaker 1: about from err.

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Speaker 2: Every country must have a calm on down, Come on down.

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Speaker 1: Sean Cosgrave. Remember he used to do the voice when

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Speaker 1: Larry used to do the price is right? I know,

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Speaker 1: Maria Costa, come on down. That's what I'm homing for

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Speaker 1: to do next when they bring back the price of

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Speaker 1: right is right Bobby Larry's right hand man.

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Speaker 2: Well, before you get to that, we have to do

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Speaker 2: scene stealers. Donna Jonesy and I are going to act.

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Speaker 1: Rated down PHS Collections.

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Speaker 2: Act out a scene from the movie. You have to

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Speaker 2: tell us what the movie is.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is a good one.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Why don't you look at yourself? Write down what

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Speaker 2: you see?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're afraid to A census taker once tried to

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Speaker 1: test me. I ate his liver with some father beans

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Speaker 1: and a nice kanty.

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Speaker 2: Creep. What movie is that?

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Speaker 8: Is it?

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Speaker 5: The Godfather?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Do it again? Why don't you give us a call?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM Scene stealers. We'll do it one more time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 8: I like it.

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Speaker 2: I think I do a very good impression. Anyway you do,

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Speaker 2: actually you do. Why don't you look at yourself? Write

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Speaker 2: down what you say? Maybe you're afraid?

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Speaker 1: A census taker once tried to test me a eighties

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Speaker 1: liver with some father beans and a nice ki ante.

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Speaker 2: Do you know you're saying father beans? It's father you know?

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to chop you up in the bits?

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Speaker 2: How method?

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Speaker 1: What happened to her? I chopped her up into bits?

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Speaker 1: I'll have to get an h for that, all right?

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Speaker 2: What movie is that?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM? It's fourteen plast six one on one point

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Speaker 1: seven WSFM. Hello, there is Jonesy Demanda shower today twenty

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Speaker 1: degrees in the city twenty two and our west right

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Speaker 1: the MAGNIFSM seven. We're a question number three. We're playing

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Speaker 1: scene stealers.

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Speaker 2: We get to show off and act out a scene

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Speaker 1: May be afraid to a census taker once tried to

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Speaker 2: What's that movie? We're going to Emily and Glades for.

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Speaker 1: Hi director watching me right now?

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Speaker 2: Very well, and congratulations you. Everyone's a winner today. Every

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Speaker 2: caller wins a prize. Listen to that. Let me just

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Speaker 2: explain once again, one hundred and fifty dollars my about

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Speaker 2: your gourmet nibbles ham or a bottle of our Jones

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Speaker 2: and Amanda's jam. Drop that Sharaz has got a nice

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Speaker 2: al So you can watch Melbourne Cup from home anyway.

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Speaker 10: Question thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's see how far you can get today.

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Speaker 2: Question three? What's that movie?

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Speaker 9: I think it's Silence of the Lamb.

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's see how they did it. Why do you

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Speaker 10: Easy?

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Speaker 2: Maybe a friend, a.

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Speaker 1: Census taker, once tried to test me. I ate his

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Speaker 1: letter with some father beans and a nice candy.

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Speaker 2: If you had a bottle of jam dropped to wash

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Speaker 1: Maybe he wouldn't. It does go very well with lever though, sure,

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Speaker 1: as it goes with anything whatever we eat human flesh

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Speaker 1: though ever, okay, just you know, in case we don't

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Speaker 1: want to be responsible for that. Rowan Atkinson aka mister Bean,

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Speaker 1: has a master's degree in what is an a food

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Speaker 1: science B Electrical engineering or see fashion design.

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Speaker 10: Oh, electrical engineering.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes he does knew that.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Question five, which retired Australian cricket legend is nicknamed Pigeon.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea, Emily, because he poo's.

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Speaker 2: On the window. Still I'm hoping. No, we just pick

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Speaker 2: an Australia retired Australian cricket legend pick one.

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Speaker 1: Friend of the show.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know Brettley.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not Brettley. I'm sorry, Emily.

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Speaker 1: Brettley's a friend of the show as well, but no.

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Speaker 1: Francis is in summer Hill. Hello Frances, Hi, how're we going? Good?

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Speaker 2: Very well? You also win one of these fabulous to

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Speaker 2: watch the Morgan colored home packs. Ye oh wonderful, Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much. Which retired Australian cricket legend is nicknamed Pigeon?

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Speaker 2: I know this one, Glenn McGrath are He's called Pigeon

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Speaker 2: because I think because he had sort of skinny legs

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Speaker 2: as a kid. I think so.

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Speaker 2: Question number six.

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Speaker 1: Name one of the guys that left the Bachelorette mansion

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Speaker 1: last night? Is the Bachelorette still going.

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Speaker 2: One of the guys?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Pick a man's name. I A'm going to go with

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Speaker 2: Oliver Nolm. We have to go through all the men's

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Speaker 2: Which one is Oliver? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Barbara's in, Barri's in no power of Barry's in Bradborough.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Barry, good morning.

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Speaker 7: Now are you very well?

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Speaker 2: You've got one of our winter packs today? Congratulations? Two

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Speaker 2: guys left the Bachelor last night? Can you name one

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Speaker 2: of them the Bachelor recnation. Sorry James, James, it was

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Speaker 1: Head jam breaking new Shannon is still in the bachelor manchin, Oh,

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Speaker 1: The man's jersey coming through the Germanic our Big Book

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Speaker 1: Is he WSFN one on one point seven WSFM? Hello there,

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Speaker 1: it's jonesy de matter. That's the beauty of the jowlmanac

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Speaker 1: But that when Kenny died, we had the bushfires, and

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Speaker 2: what could be worstest?

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't sue her. It wasn't her fault. He

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Speaker 8: Earth?

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Speaker 1: Why is it rats?

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Speaker 2: Do you know the thing I enjoy most about this story?

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Speaker 2: You enjoy is the man's name.

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Speaker 1: What's his name?

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Speaker 2: Leonard's shoulders, what's her name? Lenard's shoulders, knees and tollses, and.

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Speaker 1: So he's had to go through all of that and

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Speaker 2: Hope you get better soon, Lenard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's seventeen to seven. We have ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: One on one points WSFM. Hello there, it's Jounty demanded.

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Speaker 1: It's seven to seven.

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Speaker 2: So Kim Kardashian turned forty. I can't tell where I

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Speaker 2: Good on you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it to yourself, love.

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Speaker 2: That's what everyone is saying, Keep it to yourself. I

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Speaker 2: What a great birthday? Surprised like yours? Yay me, yay me.

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Speaker 1: It's six to seven, Come out. We got ten thousand

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Speaker 2: Cose you would?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFMO Good Morning's Johnie and Amanda's ten thousand dollar Ye?

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Speaker 1: Do you have the right answers to our wrong questions?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM is our number. There is ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 2: When I ask you a question number one, you say nothing,

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Speaker 2: Give me the answer to that. When I ask you

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Speaker 2: a question number two, and so on until the buzzer

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Speaker 2: take the chickeney pants option. You get one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: for each correcked answer along the way, but go all

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Speaker 1: Well, Lauren of Avalon, go the chickeney pants option today.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Lauren, good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: No go hard, go hime.

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Speaker 1: It's a wet old day. Why not?

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Speaker 2: All right? Lauren? You are playing for ten thousand dollars?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Here we go. What nut is in the middle of

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Speaker 2: Evil Queen give to snow h It's almond, No, I

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Speaker 5: Oh bugger, yeah, bugger.

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Speaker 2: Would you have known what fruit the Evil Queen gives

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Speaker 12: Yeah, apple?

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Speaker 2: The apple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know what, you're a winner because every

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Speaker 1: other winner that comes on the show today, every collar

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Speaker 1: on air gets a Melbourne Cup at Home pack. You

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Speaker 1: gourmet Nibbles hamper and a bottle of Jonesy Demanda jam

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Speaker 1: Drop from Uyginnes State.

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Speaker 12: I'm glad to's jam in it.

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Speaker 9: But let's hear this not a rare rash here.

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Speaker 1: There's no jam in It's just a name.

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Speaker 2: You'll be quite Amanda's name, Jones and Amanda's wine.

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Speaker 1: So you like sharazlaan Oh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well good, you're going to love it. That's how

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Speaker 2: out next. My husband got an email from Jack yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It's seven past seven WSF. What I want point seven WSFM. Hello,

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Speaker 1: there's Jonesie Amanda. Thanks to zero rainy today, top of

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Speaker 2: So Harley yesterday gets an email from Jack. I'll read

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Speaker 2: it to you. Go on, I've pooped my pants. Could

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Speaker 2: you please come and pick me up at lunch? Might

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Speaker 2: Do I grab a towel for the calm more than anything? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's school that sticks with you forever.

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Speaker 1: And I know he's in year eleven, but even then,

446
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Speaker 1: he's made it all this far in the school year eleven,

447
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Speaker 1: he poops his pants. Come on.

448
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Speaker 2: Well, then there's a second email, as Harley's grabbing his

449
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,399
Speaker 2: car keys to leave, and the towel. Sorry left my

450
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,600
Speaker 2: laptop unattended and people sent that people he said hacked,

451
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,879
Speaker 2: he said, all cleaned up anyway, So no, need to

452
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 2: come as a joe. You know, Harley had to read

453
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Speaker 2: it a few times to get you know, So when

454
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Speaker 2: Jack gets home, Harley says, I didn't think that was funny.

455
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 2: I was about to leave the house.

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good on your Harley. That's good.

457
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Speaker 2: Well, if Harley hadn't gone up, how do you get home?

458
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Speaker 2: Even you know you can't get on a bus.

459
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Speaker 1: Well, you'd have to deal with it.

460
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Speaker 2: You'd have to deal with you. And even Jack was saying,

461
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Speaker 2: I don't think i'd have worded it like that. It

462
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Speaker 2: might be a bit stinky. And then he was debating

463
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Speaker 2: what he would have done if it.

464
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Speaker 1: Hadn't teenage boys and laptops.

465
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Speaker 2: This must happen every second of the day at school.

466
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Speaker 2: The minute you turn your back on your laptop, bang

467
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Speaker 2: an email sent.

468
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Speaker 1: Mum said to me a few weeks back, he said, Oh, Brendan,

469
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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about something I'm worried

470
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Speaker 1: about your nephew. And I said, what, just have a

471
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Speaker 1: look at this and showed me his Facebook profile. I

472
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Speaker 1: can't say it here because but I will write it

473
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Speaker 1: down what it said.

474
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not going to read that either.

475
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Speaker 1: If you if you're on our internet, you can read that,

476
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: but yes, and she was why I would be she

477
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Speaker 1: is there something I should know about him?

478
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Speaker 6: Is he?

479
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Speaker 1: Is he that way?

480
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Speaker 2: And it's very well, not just that, it's it's it's

481
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Speaker 2: worded in a dreadful way.

482
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Speaker 1: And I said, mum, no that's not the case. He

483
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Speaker 1: doesn't like that. He's one of his mates has hacked

484
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Speaker 1: his phone. He's left his phone open. Also, you're assuming

485
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Speaker 1: and yeah, no, it's definitely definitely the case.

486
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Speaker 2: But you know, easy to get caught. Isn't it easy

487
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Speaker 2: to get caught?

488
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Speaker 1: You never leave your phone around?

489
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Speaker 2: But these what about all those politicians? I've been hacked?

490
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Speaker 1: Really, you've set a picture of your own penis to

491
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Speaker 1: someone I was. I was hacked. I don't know how

492
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Speaker 1: it happened.

493
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Speaker 2: Discussed that this morning. The tribal drum is beating for

494
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Speaker 2: I've been hacked.

495
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Speaker 13: They changed the password every couple of weeks, but I

496
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Speaker 13: know where they reade it down.

497
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Speaker 2: I don't forget every recall that makes it to her.

498
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Speaker 2: It gets a lux Melbourne Cup pack with a my

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Speaker 2: Ia voucher, Nibbles Hamper wine, so you can have Melbourne

500
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Speaker 2: Cup at home.

501
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Speaker 1: It's going to be brilliant on top of our Man

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Speaker 1: of the Match prize as well thirteen WSFM. It's fourteen

503
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Speaker 1: past seven.

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh one point

505
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Speaker 5: seven WSFM.

506
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Speaker 1: Hello, have a evy tribal dramas beating this morning. I've

507
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Speaker 1: been hacked.

508
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Speaker 13: It changed the pass for every couple of weeks, but

509
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 13: I know where they raid it down.

510
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Speaker 2: Jack gets a name. Harley gets an email yesterday from Jack.

511
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: I'll put my pants come pick me up at lunch.

512
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 2: Might be a bit stinky. I've had a stomach ache.

513
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 2: He hadn't actually, because there's a follow up email saying

514
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Speaker 2: sorry I left my laptop unattended and people sent that

515
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Speaker 2: people those people.

516
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Speaker 1: Who are these people? Garth is joined as Hello Garth,

517
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Speaker 1: I've been hacked.

518
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Speaker 2: Did it happen to you?

519
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Speaker 8: It certainly did. My darling daughter in law. She gets

520
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Speaker 8: on my Facebook and she puts on there of it.

521
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Speaker 8: My wife only married me, had a pity because I

522
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Speaker 8: was impotent.

523
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Speaker 1: How long was that there before you saw it?

524
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Speaker 8: Oh? All the time.

525
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's.

526
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Speaker 8: It's a love relationship.

527
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Speaker 1: Well you did actually, you know, produce a child, so

528
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Speaker 1: that's a good thing.

529
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Speaker 2: Oh well, let's not go into the details, she says.

530
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Speaker 8: She says he's adopted.

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Speaker 1: A backup story. She's evil, I've been hacked. What have

532
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Speaker 1: you got for It's thirteen WSFM. It's twenty past seven

533
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Speaker 1: one one quest seven WSFM. Hello, it's Jonesy Demanda showers

534
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Speaker 1: today twenty degrees in twenty two a hour west. Right now,

535
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Speaker 1: it's fifteen degrees. It's seven twenty two. You never leave

536
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: your laptop open. If you're a seventeen year old, you

537
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: never leave your laptop open at school.

538
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Speaker 2: He thought he was safe because his brother's living at UNI,

539
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 2: away from home, so he thought he was safe. But

540
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 2: at school moment, you're not safe. So Harley gets an

541
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Speaker 2: email from Jack, I've put my pants, come and get

542
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 2: me Jack. Harley's thinking, okay, I get a tow I've

543
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Speaker 2: got my keys, I've got a change of it. And

544
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Speaker 2: then it's a follow up email. So I left my laptop.

545
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Speaker 1: He would have been. It would have been like m

546
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Speaker 1: I five. We're getting all the stuff that the panic

547
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: you'd feel for you would feel because that is a shame.

548
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: And I know that he's left it laid in the

549
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Speaker 1: piece to actually do this. In year eleven. He didn't

550
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: do it, but it'd be the word It's worse if

551
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: you do it at the start of high school because

552
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: then you poop your pants for the rest of your

553
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Speaker 1: school career, so you know, and then this is the

554
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: way men think.

555
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: Well, this is all the thoughts that were going through

556
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: Harley's head when he realized he'd been set up.

557
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: I've been hacked the tribal drobber's panties for every couple

558
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Speaker 1: of weeks.

559
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Speaker 13: But I know where they ate it down.

560
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Speaker 2: Don't forget every call that makes it twig It's a

561
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Speaker 2: lux Melbourne cup pack. Ma, Hi, MARII, how are you good?

562
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Speaker 14: Thank you?

563
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 2: How are you hacked? What happened?

564
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 7: Like Jack?

565
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Speaker 14: I had a laptop in high school, left it unattended

566
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 14: and our laptops had canvas on them. So I come

567
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Speaker 14: back and the teacher's looking at me, and I'm like,

568
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 14: what's going on? Someone had taken a picture of the

569
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 14: teacher's backside while she was bent over and said it

570
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Speaker 14: as my best top background.

571
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Speaker 1: Oh the worst.

572
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Speaker 2: Did the teacher understand that it wasn't You're not that

573
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: it matters someone did it to us, so she's horrified.

574
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Anywhoy oh?

575
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Speaker 14: At first, at first I was going to get in trouble,

576
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Speaker 14: but then luckily I was sitting near one of my

577
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Speaker 14: friends who stood up for me.

578
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 6: But god, the look on her face.

579
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Speaker 1: Oh the poor teacher, who would be a teacher, who

580
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Speaker 1: would be a teacher. Oh, Mari, Sharon is hi.

581
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Speaker 2: Sharon, Hi?

582
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 10: Hi?

583
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: Guys?

584
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 2: Were you hacked Sharon?

585
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

586
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Speaker 12: I was doing the online dating and I was sort

587
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Speaker 12: of saying to my sister that I think I'll end

588
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 12: it because he had really bad breath. So she hacked

589
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 12: into my phone or got my phone, sends him this

590
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 12: big message breaking it up for me because of his

591
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 12: bad breath. And I get all these text nasty texts

592
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 12: saying that, and I'm like, what the hell's going And

593
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 12: then my sister told me that she broke.

594
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Speaker 1: It up for me.

595
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh so well, but you can just break up without

596
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 2: saying because of your stinky breath.

597
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 5: That's exactly right.

598
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: See, siblings and school, don't leave your technology unattended. Are

599
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,719
Speaker 2: going to take more of your calls. Thank you, Sharon.

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Speaker 1: Also, guys, Sebastian's going to be joining us thirteen ws

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Speaker 1: F seven twenty five. Weaky wiki shot too early, dress

602
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Speaker 1: out of that kids in computers.

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Speaker 2: Hey, well, this is what happened yesterday, Harley gets an

604
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Speaker 2: email from Jack. If poop my pants, can you please

605
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: come and pick me up at lunch? I might be

606
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: a bit stinky. I've had a stomach ache all day.

607
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: So Harley panics as you do, that's what dad's doing.

608
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: Half your heart is breaking for your son. The other

609
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: part of you is going, God, well, what do I know?

610
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Speaker 2: How do I get it back? What about blah blah.

611
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Speaker 1: He's going to have to live with the shame of

612
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Speaker 1: being the dad of the poopy pants.

613
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Speaker 2: Keep well, I don't think that had occurred to him

614
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: as he was grabbing his car keys to the first

615
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: thing that would have occurred to Harley is I'm getting

616
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Speaker 2: a towel so it doesn't sit in my car with poop. Anyway,

617
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 2: Just to clear this up, because Jack will be very

618
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 2: concerned if I leave the story there, I follow up email.

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Speaker 2: I said sorry, I left my laptop unintended, and people

620
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Speaker 2: sent that people he.

621
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Speaker 1: Has been hacked. The tribal drivers beating this morning.

622
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Speaker 13: They changed the password every couple of weeks. But I

623
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Speaker 13: know where they're at.

624
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Speaker 8: It down.

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Speaker 1: I've been hacked.

626
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Speaker 2: We've got Warren. Were you hacked? Warren?

627
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Speaker 3: Oh?

628
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Speaker 7: Was I hacked? It's ended up being like a World

629
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Speaker 7: War three. At home yesterday, I got a Facebook message

630
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Speaker 7: from a fellow who I was on a holiday a

631
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Speaker 7: cruise and a year or two with, about five or

632
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Speaker 7: six years ago now, and he was sixty five then,

633
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Speaker 7: sorry beat probably seventy one, and I've got a message

634
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Speaker 7: from him saying, Warren, I've got to a video which

635
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 7: I've seen you in and so I clicked on the

636
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 7: link and it opened up a YouTube link and it

637
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 7: was an inappropriate sort of video, if you know what

638
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Speaker 7: I mean. And at the same time, my wife walked

639
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Speaker 7: behind in the kitchen when I was having my lunch

640
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Speaker 7: and she said.

641
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Speaker 8: Do you do it?

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Speaker 7: I said, well, George sent me this link that I

643
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 7: sent me this message, and I clicked on the link

644
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Speaker 7: and now it's opened up this inappropriate page. I said,

645
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Speaker 7: it had nothing to do with me, and so I

646
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 7: sent a message back to him saying I'm not impressed,

647
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Speaker 7: and then he sent another message to me, so sorry, Warren,

648
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Speaker 7: it wasn't me. It was hackers that have hacked him

649
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Speaker 7: and it's gone through his Facebook and then then he

650
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Speaker 7: rang me about probably a minute later, and we're having

651
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Speaker 7: about a ten minute conversation. But is a seventy one

652
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Speaker 7: year and I thought, surely he's not going to give

653
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Speaker 7: me anything. That's silly. But wow, then I've explained it

654
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Speaker 7: to my wife and then I'm glad you rain because

655
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 7: it's sort of cleared the air a little bit at home.

656
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Speaker 7: But it was it was disgraceful.

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Speaker 2: That is the squaw. So you got double whammy. I mean,

658
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Speaker 2: how embarrassing for him that his whole contacts have now

659
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Speaker 2: got this. But you're viewing it as your wife walks past.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Waura, And you know what with that when you

661
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Speaker 1: on your phone and your partner walks past, you know

662
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Speaker 1: how you actually naturally just cover your phone. And then

663
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Speaker 1: they said, what are you doing? You know a nothing,

664
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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at stuff on eBay.

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Speaker 2: But that's now and you're going to say, George sent

666
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Speaker 2: it to you too. We are going to take we're

667
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Speaker 2: getting so many.

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Speaker 1: Calls, well we are to put this over in the

669
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Speaker 1: eight o'clock out.

670
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: It will take more of them after eight this morning

671
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Speaker 2: thirteen WSFM.

672
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: The pub test is coming up also, Guy Sebastian, it's

673
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: twenty two away WSFM. What I want for It's eever WSFM.

674
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: Hello there, It's Jonesy and Amanda Showers today twenty degrees

675
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: in the city, twenty two in our west. Right now

676
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: it's fifteen degrees, it's ninety the way. Let's get on

677
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: down to the Jonesy Demanda Army today for the pub test.

678
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: And how are those arms? Are they covered in tattoos?

679
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: Farrez Durani is called Shannon Ponton a culture vulture. This

680
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: is from the TV show Sas, which is on Monday

681
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: Tuesday nights on Channel seven.

682
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: It seems that Faraz, for a bit of background here

683
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: is a bit of a smart Alec and the others

684
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 2: get in trouble because of it. So when he opens

685
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: his mouth, they're at risk of all having to sit

686
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: in the water up to their necks or whatever it is.

687
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: Well, it escalated. Even Merrick told off for As just

688
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: last Tuesday. The same for us with us. You are mate.

689
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: When you say we're done with you, gobin off to

690
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Speaker 1: the dees.

691
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: Mate, don't say anything, don't say us.

692
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: We'll get through the.

693
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: Course you're screaming about, mate, because we're you see this.

694
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: So Merrick's gone off, But someone else who's also had

695
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: a bit of a battle with him is our mate,

696
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: Shannon ponted.

697
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: Shannon wouldn't hurt a fly.

698
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: I think he would.

699
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's the nicest man in the world. But

700
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: anyway they have it, they're having a bit of a feud. Now,

701
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: Faras Shannon has said, I think he's associopath in his behavior,

702
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 2: and Farass has said that he thinks that Shannon, as

703
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: you say, is a culture vulture. He said, what's with

704
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: his married tattoos. You're embarrassing a whole culture. You're not

705
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: worthy of such ancestral, powerful artwork. You don't even fall

706
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: on the coattails of such warriors. Your culture vulture, which

707
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: raises an interesting question.

708
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: We're discussing this this morning about.

709
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: Having married tattoos if you're not married, for example, having

710
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: cultural tribal tattoos if you're not part of that culture. Shannon, though,

711
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: has said in an interview, my tattoos all have meanings.

712
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: They stem back to when I was a builder and

713
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: I work with many married guys. I developed a real

714
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: respect for the married culture, their philosophy on life, so

715
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: they have special meaning to me.

716
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Speaker 1: He says, I've got a some olen mate that's in

717
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: the process of getting a traditional islander tattoo, and the

718
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: whole process it's like this huge thing, and there's all

719
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: these stipulations. You can't have sex for six weeks while

720
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Speaker 1: you're getting it done. There's a like like a wooden

721
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: stick component. It's as painful as get out. But you know,

722
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: at that point I was thinking, well, and I didn't

723
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: actually say to him, I said, but how do you

724
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: feel about those dudes, white dudes that get you know,

725
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: mary tattoos.

726
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 2: Well, it's a couple of comments about this was interesting,

727
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: as a woman said, my husband wanted to get a

728
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: modern tribe all the long point he black squirrels down

729
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 2: his arm. His marymate took him aside and said, what

730
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,479
Speaker 2: tribed you to belong to? What story would that thing

731
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: tell the world about your one hour? I don't know

732
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 2: if I'm pronouncing that correctly. Then he showed my husband

733
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: his own tattoo, his cultural tribal sleeve, a stunning piece

734
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: of thirty hours work. He's my father here, or my uncles,

735
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: this is my son, my daughter's. My husband then decided

736
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 2: not to get his silly black tattoo. Someone else says,

737
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: if it resonates with you and it has meaning, that's okay.

738
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: A tattooist has said, I can't speak for everyone. But

739
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: I hate doing those tribal ones. Ninety nine percent of

740
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 2: the time they're just for bros.

741
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about an Asian guy gets a Southern Cross

742
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: tattoo and that's an issue?

743
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 2: But no, I'm just saying, you know, if you're you're

744
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 2: living under the Southern crost, That's what I mean.

745
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: Like if I saw that, I wouldn't have any beef.

746
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: What about if you go to ned Kelly tattoo? See,

747
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: it seems our Australian culture, White Australia we get things

748
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: like ned Kelly and Southern Cross tattoo.

749
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: You have ever seen a ned Kelly one?

750
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: What?

751
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: Really?

752
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not think I'm going about six months with

753
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: them really with his life and his bucket head and

754
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: the whole thing as old you've never swear? Do you

755
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: hang out different places to.

756
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 2: Me off his lilf obviously? All right, well this is

757
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: a really interesting question. Anyone getting a cultural tattoo? Does

758
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: this pass the pub test? What do you think?

759
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM, he's well tattooed, is our mate, guy Sebastian

760
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: and he joins us next? What on one point ZEWSFM?

761
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: Hello there it's joining Demanda our ten k no repeat

762
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: guarantee is happening now. If we repeat a song between

763
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: six and six, you could win ten thousand dollars. Showers today,

764
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: twenty of the city, twenty two at our west right

765
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: now it's fifteen degrees. It's seven to eight.

766
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: Our next guest. We love him. He has one of

767
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: the most extraordinary voices in the country. And not only that,

768
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: he's one of the nicest people in the beers, as

769
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: we like to say. He's got a new album out

770
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: or he recently released it, and he's announced a national

771
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: tour by the name of Truth. He's on the line

772
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: to tell us about it. Guys Sebastian, Hello.

773
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 6: Hello, girls, how are we doing well?

774
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: Great? I'll ask you this question. It's Truth, but is

775
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: it tut because there's a dot between each initial in it?

776
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 6: There are dots, but unfortunately it's not a it's not

777
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 6: a wise acronym of any sort. It was just a

778
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 6: design thing which I now regret. I've got dot regret

779
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 6: because people are expecting it to meet I think people

780
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 6: just you know, sometimes when it comes to albums, you know,

781
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 6: with album artwork, there is sometimes some hidden messages and

782
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 6: people people will seek out those little, you know, hidden details.

783
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 6: But unfortunately in the title.

784
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing with album covers. I remember as

785
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: a kid, whenever you say an album cover, I instantly

786
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: go back to anything by meat Life and Kisses Unmasked.

787
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: I thought Kisses Unmasked was my favorite record cover.

788
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 3: Was it?

789
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 2: I liked Captain Fantastic in the day.

790
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: That was a great one. See, guys, he's a bit

791
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: younger than us, What about you, guy?

792
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 6: No, well, no, I was obsessed with that album Artworker.

793
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 6: It was always a big thing for me. But I

794
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 6: reckon Gunners had some of the best artwork I've ever seen.

795
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 6: It was always, you know, every time you'd hang just

796
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 6: to see.

797
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Speaker 8: What they had.

798
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: And Nevana had that little kid that was on never mind. Yeah,

799
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: he is like about mine.

800
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 6: It's so iconic.

801
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: He's about thirty now, that little kid.

802
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: He doesn't swim in the natty anymore. Well, well, not

803
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 2: that we not that we know of album covers at least,

804
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 2: can I ask you this, it's a very optimistic thing

805
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: to announce a tour when we're not sure what next

806
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: year looks looks like, how you're managing all of that.

807
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 6: Well, I think I gave it enough time. You know,

808
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 6: I was supposed to be touring this year earlier this year,

809
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 6: and then I thought, well, maybe I'll be able to

810
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 6: announce that, you know, towards October November, and here we

811
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 6: are now in that period and you know, obviously we

812
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 6: can't publicly gather to that extent still, and then it

813
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 6: just felt like I wanted to make a safe announcement

814
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 6: where I thought, you know, surely by November next year

815
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 6: we should be all right. And I've never announced a

816
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 6: tour this far out, but but yeah, I think we

817
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 6: should be sweet by November next year. Otherwise I think

818
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 6: the least problems will be whether you can go to

819
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 6: a guy sovestic concert.

820
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 11: Well.

821
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: Also, you know, the industry was promised two hundred and

822
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars worth of emergency funding for arts and culture.

823
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 2: Scott Morrison promised that, and you've pretty you've taken him

824
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: to task the last few days saying that only forty

825
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: nine million of that has been allocated.

826
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, look, I wanted to come from a factual

827
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 6: point of view, and obviously, yes, I stood by the

828
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 6: PM in that moment, and you know, the issue has

829
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 6: been very politicized and so I requested an update from

830
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 6: the PM's office and they gave me some information which

831
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 6: I relate on my social media just last week, and

832
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 6: I guess that's all I can do. I wasn't there

833
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 6: to help design the actual package or anything like that.

834
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 6: I was there as a mouthpiece to my peers in

835
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 6: the industry and to try and get money into the

836
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 6: hands of the people that need it so that we

837
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 6: can just kick start this industry again.

838
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: I look at where we're at with the panic and everything,

839
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: and I think about you on Instagram. You went to

840
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: wu Han last year and you were you were in

841
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: those same wet markets eating crazy foods.

842
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 6: I don't know if I was in the same the

843
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 6: same wet market. And you know what's funny is I

844
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 6: do every time the story is, you know, be told.

845
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 6: It's like it's like Chinese whispers. Someone asked me the

846
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 6: other day, and you know, seriously, they asked me. Know,

847
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 6: you were in wu Han and you're eating bat. I

848
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,959
Speaker 6: heard you were eating Batman. It's posably Mashini bat.

849
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: So for the record, you didn't. You weren't in the

850
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: wu Hand eating I was, well, I was in wu.

851
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 6: Had, but but I wasn't eating bat. I wasn't in

852
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 6: the wet markets, but I mean, it is pretty scary.

853
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 8: I was.

854
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 6: I was at a music festival. I was at a

855
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 6: major mass gathering of people in November, like mid November,

856
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 6: when the pandemic was starting, And it's just of all

857
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 6: the places I could have been, I've never even heard

858
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 6: of wu had up until that point.

859
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was.

860
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 6: It was, Yes, pretty pretty crazy to be there, and

861
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 6: it's a beautiful city. It's just such a shame that,

862
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 6: you know, it's going to be pretty tough to shake

863
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 6: that tag of tourism departments.

864
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Speaker 1: I think a world a worldwide plague, it's going to

865
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: be it's going to be a where's gool? Or do

866
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: you want to go to work? Am I going to

867
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: run LinkedIn?

868
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 6: On LinkedIn? I'm sure there's some spots that haven't even

869
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 6: been looked at for PR and two, Well.

870
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Speaker 1: Mat, it's always a treat to talk to you. Head

871
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: to teg live dot com dot are you to get

872
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: your tickets to see guyserbatched in twenty twenty one? Use

873
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: a pen make the commitment. Don't use pencil right now.

874
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 6: It's solid incockery.

875
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 8: We will be fired by that.

876
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 6: Not that I can guarantee that, but we should be fining.

877
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: Stand by guy owner own it.

878
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: Nice to talk to you guys. Have a great week

879
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: you too, by.

880
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 11: Right now.

881
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: Window and yell, let's get on down to the Jonesy

882
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: demand of arms for the pub test. Anyone getting a

883
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: cultural tattoo? Does it pass the pub test?

884
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 12: Well?

885
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: It's been an interesting spat between Biggest Loser trainer Shannon

886
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 2: Ponton and for As Dianni. This has come about when

887
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: they've been on SAS Australia and Faras has looked at

888
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: Shannon's tattoos and said, you're embarrassing a whole culture with

889
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: your married tattoos. You're not worthy of such ancestral, powerful artwork.

890
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 2: You're a culture vulture. Shannon has previously said that his

891
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: married tattoos date back to when he worked as a

892
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 2: builder with many married men. I developed a respect for

893
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 2: the married culture and their philosophy on life. These tattoos

894
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: have a special meaning for me.

895
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of guys like that with those sort

896
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: of tatoos. I've never really questioned them. But then when

897
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: you actually meet like a man of mine who's Samoan

898
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: and he's getting his traditional tattoo done and it's a

899
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: real process, and he was explaining to me, and I

900
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: remember at the time thinking, well, I wouldn't go out

901
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: and get that done because I'm not Samoan.

902
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well we're asking this morning anyone getting a cultural tattoo?

903
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 2: Does this pass the pub test?

904
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 9: I think if it has meaning to the person that's

905
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 9: getting them, it's it's okay, as long as they're not

906
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 9: passing themselves off as a cultural champion.

907
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 6: I suppose cultural tattoos non of the one culture.

908
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 13: Of course.

909
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 9: Of course my nephew wanted a Viking one. Of course,

910
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 9: he was absolutely obsessed.

911
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 2: Put his wish up on Facebook's got absolutely trolled, so

912
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: we didn't get it.

913
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 10: And then I've just found out DNA.

914
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 9: That actually right backs come from Viking.

915
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: So he's out there.

916
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: Man, So your skull and cost bones is okay? Is

917
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: that what it is?

918
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: I got it on my back. I can't tell.

919
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your coming up. The Tribal drummer's

920
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: been beating this morning. I've been hacked, and don't forget.

921
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: Everyone who calls the show gets a luxury Melbourne cup

922
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: pack to watch the race at home.

923
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: It's nine past eight WSFM one. I want points at WSFM.

924
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda thanks to zero showers today,

925
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: twenty degrees in the city, twenty two an hour west.

926
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: Right now it is sixteen degrees. It's thirteen past eight.

927
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: This is something we spoke about earlier in the show,

928
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 2: and we've been getting lots of calls. My Harley, my husband, Harley.

929
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: It's an email from our son Jack. Yesterday, I've pooped

930
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: my pants. Can you please come and pick me up

931
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 2: at lunch? Might be a bit stinky, had a bad

932
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 2: stomach ache all day. So Harley's brain is whirring. What

933
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: do I take? Do I put him in my car?

934
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 2: I better get a towel and take pants for him,

935
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: and blah blah.

936
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: Blah, ray and wipe commercial from.

937
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what rhymes with poop. Minutes later, there's

938
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: a follow up. Sorry left my laptop unattended and people

939
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: sent that people, people, people.

940
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 1: The tribal drumas beating this morning. I've been hacked.

941
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: They changed the.

942
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 13: Passford every couple of weeks, but I know where they

943
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 13: write it down.

944
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 1: Every caller on the show today, by the way, receive

945
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: a Melbourne cup at I unpack, including one hundred and

946
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: fifty dollars My about your a gourmet Nibbles hamper plus

947
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: a bottle of Jonesy and Amanda's.

948
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: Jam dross the chiraz that we have from Newgenes State. Now,

949
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: how good is that?

950
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: Discover your Cupweek experience at cupwek twenty twenty dot com

951
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: dot AREU Who we got?

952
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: We've got Sarah? Hello, Sarah? Were you hacked?

953
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 9: Thank goodness, it wasn't me. It was one of my colleagues.

954
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 9: I've worke in law enforcement. And one of my colleagues

955
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 9: was topping an official statement for court and he the

956
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 9: line had read I exited the vehicle and ran down

957
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 9: the road to the corner. My other colleague got to

958
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 9: the statement and changed and said I exited the vehicle,

959
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 9: tripped over the gutter, tore my tents, and exposed my

960
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 9: red boons, unease and my white hairy.

961
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: That's some bricks of detail.

962
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: In any other scenario that'd be funny, but in a

963
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: court document that's pretty weird.

964
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 8: It was.

965
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 9: It was intercepted before I got there, but not before

966
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 9: I went through a few hens.

967
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: And yes, I remember that's in a rumpole of the bailey.

968
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. Lisa's joined us as well, How Lisa Hi, guys,

969
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: will you hacked Lisa?

970
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 4: It was one of the girls in my office. Two

971
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 4: of them were going on a road trip for work

972
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 4: and they had booked a hotel they were staying at,

973
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: and one of them walked away from her computer and

974
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: left the details up on the screen, and one of

975
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 4: the guys in the office rang that hotel and said, Oh,

976
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: my wife is traveling for work. She's staying at your

977
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 4: hotel on these dates, but she's got a skin condition,

978
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: so can you please remove the sheets from the bed

979
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 4: and all linens in the room and she'll bring her

980
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 4: own stuff because of the skin condition. So when the

981
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 4: bus there, there was no sheets, nothing in the room, like,

982
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: no tails, nothing.

983
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: How did you figure out what had happened?

984
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 4: He actually rang her later in the day and rest.

985
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: That's luckily he didn't sort of say, don't let her

986
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: drink alcohol. Whatever you do, that'd be my nightmare.

987
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: Don't mess with that. Wow, we've got some more calls

988
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: coming up also, I Fiona Lacklum will be joining us.

989
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: It's sixteen past eight, but of one prints ever WSFF.

990
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: Hello there, it's Josie Amanda Showers, twenty degrees in the city,

991
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 1: twenty two a hour west. Right now, it's sixteen degrees.

992
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: It's eight twenty five. The tribal drama's been beating all

993
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: because of something that you brought up earlier.

994
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: Well, yes, my husband gets an email from Jack at

995
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: school saying I've pooped my pants. Please come and pick

996
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 2: me up at lunch. I might be a bit stinky.

997
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: I've had a stomach ache. Cool day. He then gets

998
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: a follow up email just as he's about to leave

999
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: the house, keys in hand, full of panic and worry. Sorry,

1000
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: he left my laptop unattended. People sent that people, people.

1001
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: I've been hacked. Tribal dramas beating for this.

1002
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 13: They changed the pastor it every couple of weeks, but

1003
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 13: I know where they write it down.

1004
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: Debbie has joined.

1005
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 2: I dared, were you hacked?

1006
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 10: I sure was. I was technically challenged. And when I

1007
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 10: got my new iPhone, and of course I got my

1008
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 10: daughter to help me, of course, and yeah, of course

1009
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 10: you do. But every time i'd send them a text message,

1010
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 10: you know I love you at the bottom of it.

1011
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 10: So all of a sudden, I type in love you

1012
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 10: and it changed to I bought a jeep. Anyway, I

1013
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 10: sent a text message to my daughter saying my phone's possessed,

1014
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 10: there's something wrong with my phone, my phone's broken, and

1015
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 10: I say every time I took the word love, please

1016
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 10: look at it comes up.

1017
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 5: I bought a jeep.

1018
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 10: Well of course she'd said it up for me text

1019
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 10: and they were killing themselves laughing. They just thought stupid

1020
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 10: old mother.

1021
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 2: Amazed thinking your phone was possessed by the jeef company.

1022
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: How many cars are you going to buy it?

1023
00:45:59,080 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 2: It's brilliant.

1024
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,720
Speaker 1: Mark has joined us as well. Hello Mark, Good.

1025
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 3: Day, Jenjie Amana.

1026
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: How are you very well? How are you hacked? Mark?

1027
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 3: I'm not too bad, thank you?

1028
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 1: How are you hacked?

1029
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 8: Sorry?

1030
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: Right now?

1031
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1032
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: Well no.

1033
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 3: I was on a night out on the soup with

1034
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 3: a couple of friends of mine and my phone was

1035
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 3: left on the table, and my friends decided to get

1036
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 3: on Facebook and add about a thousand or two people

1037
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 3: underknownst to me change my profile picture to a lovely

1038
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: picture of a light lady in a bikini, And the

1039
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: next morning I've woken up with a big headache, about

1040
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 3: a thousand extra friends and about three or four hundred

1041
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 3: messages propositioning all different things.

1042
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 2: But not the way you'd like to be propositioned.

1043
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 10: I'm sure, definitely.

1044
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: I think what we've learned here, have a good.

1045
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: Password, don't leave your phone or your laptop unattended at

1046
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 2: any time.

1047
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your course. Coming up now to

1048
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: win yourself a castpot packed with your friends for our

1049
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: biggest backyard jem Why did you call us?

1050
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: Do it now?

1051
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM and Fionalynn joining.

1052
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 2: Us fusting to get out and enjoy some real ad.

1053
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: Easy JNSI Lemandez World's biggest backyard Jam, our biggest backyard

1054
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: jam ever. And there's a twist. We're heading to the

1055
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: dravi In.

1056
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 2: That's right. We are going to be on the twenty

1057
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: sixth of November the Skyline Drive in in Blacktown and

1058
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: we're going to have a cavalcade of live music blasting

1059
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 2: in your ears. Yeah, We've got Delda Gudrum he's going

1060
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: to be performing live. We've got Daryl Braithwaite, he'll be

1061
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: performing from Melbourne on the big screen. We've got Chris Sebastian.

1062
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: Chris Sebastian. Where will we be in all of this?

1063
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: You and I are hosting it Ida somewhere. Where will

1064
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: we be doing it from the back of your panel

1065
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: van or what I don't.

1066
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 2: Think so, but that's the beauty of this. You bring

1067
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: a car along, fill up with your friends and off

1068
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 2: you go.

1069
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: Someone's going to be a desot driver though, yes, obviously yeah.

1070
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: And you can't smuggle any friends in the boot. No, no,

1071
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: we do have a real man. It will have a

1072
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: flashlight out.

1073
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: What's that for?

1074
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: To check people in the boot and in the car?

1075
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: Stop it? Stop it? What are you doing in there?

1076
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 1: Who've we got? Today?

1077
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: Today's winner is Peter from Cowan. Congratulations Peter, thank you

1078
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 2: very much. I can't wait to see you there. Also,

1079
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: because everyone's a winner today, you also get our Melbourne

1080
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 2: Cup at Home pack one hundred and fifty dollars, my

1081
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,479
Speaker 2: a voucher, a gourmet Nipples hamper, a bottle of Jones

1082
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 2: and Amanda's jam drop. This is our charez from U

1083
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 2: going to state you and I love it.

1084
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: How good is that?

1085
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 7: That sounds awesome?

1086
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 8: Looking forward to it.

1087
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: What'sort of car do you drive?

1088
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 8: Peter?

1089
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: So if Amanda comes past with the flashlights, you'll know

1090
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: what to look in too.

1091
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 9: I'll be in the Ford Territory with a boot open

1092
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 9: and the seats rolled there.

1093
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 1: It's nice. We'll look out for your patient wagon.

1094
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 2: Yeah good, so they said. This is all happening in

1095
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: November twenty six. This is thanks to Spinal Leese and Tirepower.

1096
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: Get the Power. Tirepower Astrada's biggest independent Tirepower dot com.

1097
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: Do you it's twenty two to nine. Fiodora Lachlan is

1098
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: joining us next WSFL, one of one pot's ever WSFM.

1099
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda Showers today twenty degrees

1100
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: in the city twenty two and our westraight now at

1101
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: sixteen degrees. It's seventeen to nine.

1102
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 5: To know.

1103
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: Our next guest is to love her. She's been Australian

1104
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 2: Comedy Royalty for almost twenty years. She has a new

1105
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: memoir out where she lives a lid on turning life's

1106
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: tragedies into comedy.

1107
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 4: Goal.

1108
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: She's always been very honest about her life, so you

1109
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 2: can imagine what's in this book. FI owner O Lachlan. Hello,

1110
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: who she is? Hey? Guys, so nice to talk to you.

1111
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: How did you find I mean, I love to.

1112
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 10: Talk to you.

1113
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 5: I haven't you since the Jungle. I don't think, no,

1114
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 5: I don't think.

1115
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: When we were congratulating you on winning the John your.

1116
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: King and the queen, but.

1117
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 5: It was your special way. You congratulated me.

1118
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 6: You are so sweet.

1119
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: Ah well, actually we let's talk about the jungle, because

1120
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 2: you've been so searingly honest in this book. You spoke

1121
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: about how you thought people were laughing at you rather

1122
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: than with you. You didn't have any gauge on how

1123
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: loved you were, and to cope with some of that

1124
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 2: insecurity you you kind of had a bit of a

1125
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 2: relapse in an unusual way.

1126
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 5: Way, Yeah, Hanson, but I thought that was a tangle.

1127
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: But I thought that was an urban myth. I heard

1128
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: that and I said, no, no, surely not that bad.

1129
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank god. I put it in there

1130
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 5: because I'm such an idiot. Probably lots of people about it.

1131
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 5: I thought I was the only one I knew.

1132
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 2: So what what led you to that was? Is it

1133
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: just now this is such a beast it's hard to

1134
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 2: get on top of. Or is it that there were

1135
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: you you felt so insecure.

1136
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 5: You needed to I think whatever I was thinking, it's

1137
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: more to do with my own addiction, if that makes sense.

1138
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 5: It's like you're your thoughtsful. If you think it's the

1139
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 5: addiction as a personality, it's like, come on, we can

1140
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 5: get it, we can get her here. But you manufacture

1141
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 5: these thoughts yourself, and when you're an adage, I'm not

1142
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: sure that the thoughts aren't manufactured to get you what

1143
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 5: you want. Does that make sense?

1144
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 2: Sabotage yourself?

1145
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I believed I was that nervous for all

1146
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 5: those years, but now I can go and say that

1147
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 5: I'm not that nervous. Now I'm thinking, was set all

1148
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 5: that nervous business part of the alcoholism too?

1149
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 8: Like?

1150
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 5: Did I have to?

1151
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1152
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 5: It's very hard to describe it. It was a relapse

1153
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 5: in my mind. I wouldn't have known about hand sanitized

1154
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 5: except I've been.

1155
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 13: Right.

1156
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 5: But I heard about it. I knew.

1157
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: I think the thing as well, fan with alcoholism is

1158
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: that there's no set case of alcoholism. There's functioning alcoholics,

1159
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: then there's leaving Las Vegas type alcoholics exactly, and you've

1160
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: got to work out where you fit in to that.

1161
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think I think I've seen it come

1162
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 5: in there definitely, But it's like, how can I explain it?

1163
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1164
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 5: We all make our own. I wasn't an alcoholic that

1165
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 5: could I think if I hadn't been like who I

1166
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 5: am and just have stayed in our springs. I would

1167
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 5: have slowly progressed. I would have the progression would have

1168
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 5: been flower for sure, but it wouldn't have changed the

1169
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 5: fact that I am an alcoholic, and I think without

1170
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 5: having to deal with it, maybe I just would have

1171
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 5: ended up one of those you know, it might have

1172
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 5: been ten years later, but i'd still be at the

1173
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 5: back of my backyard, a very very sick woman. You know,

1174
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 5: it's a disease and we are very unwell people.

1175
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1176
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: The book also is hilarious because you're hilarious. I mean,

1177
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 2: you know, you've got five kids, you grew up in

1178
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: a big family, a thousand funny stories as well.

1179
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you I kind of look, I kind of

1180
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 5: became the life of the party and then keeping that up,

1181
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 5: not just on stage, in my own life. That was

1182
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 5: another role I'd given myself. So I don't know who

1183
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 5: to be anymore.

1184
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

1185
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 5: I will struggled terribly to not let anyone down.

1186
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: And you're hard on yourself as well.

1187
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 10: Everybody.

1188
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 1: Well, I think you're being a bit hard on yourself

1189
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: when you look at it. When you finish the Jungle,

1190
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: there's a part that you were talking about how you

1191
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: thought the phone would ring off the hook, the office

1192
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 1: would be coming in, talk shows, all this sort of stuff,

1193
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: and then that didn't happen for you.

1194
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I was really I was nervous about

1195
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 5: writing about that, right, well, you big silk. But then

1196
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 5: and I thought, that's worth mentioning.

1197
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 3: What is it?

1198
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 5: You know, what is the big fear? I mean, I've

1199
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 5: been in remission since December seventeenth, twenty nineteen, but in

1200
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 5: the last it's been a very long time since I've

1201
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,959
Speaker 5: ever turned up piece to anything like except for maybe

1202
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 5: a gieg mid miss because I was relapsing three to

1203
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 5: four times a year for about and its last ning,

1204
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 5: I'd always end up in hospital. So yeah, there's about

1205
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 5: I don't know, ten ten days a year that have

1206
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 5: been very tricky for me. But that's a disease that

1207
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 5: I manage, you know. I don't know why that seems too.

1208
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 5: It's the shame and the stigma that really needs to

1209
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 5: be torn down because it's it's so counterproductive. And I've

1210
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 5: seen that firsthand.

1211
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: But You're great. You are, That's the thing. You are

1212
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: so great?

1213
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: Have you have you been looking at those you said

1214
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 2: in your life? You don't have to please everybody. Are

1215
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: you finding in a calm now?

1216
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 5: Oh, it's unbelievable. It's like night and day. Yeah, And

1217
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 5: even having written the book is like night and day

1218
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 5: for me. I just feel completely.

1219
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 4: Free.

1220
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm afraid she's free. I can imagine.

1221
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: And you need it up on the telly. That's a sign.

1222
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 5: We kept having to talk about how nervous we are,

1223
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 5: and I'm not nervous.

1224
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 6: I couldn't be less nervous.

1225
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: And you're sober when you did that.

1226
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. Absolutely. I turned the corner shortly after that. I

1227
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 5: did relapse at the end of that and that was

1228
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 5: my last relapse.

1229
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 2: Braced and they didn't know.

1230
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: Nobody knew.

1231
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 5: But but there was two women in the Countess Lund

1232
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 5: you knew because that was towards the end of the

1233
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 5: last three laps I had. I became an arsehole in

1234
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 5: the Quantus Club. I remember, Oh god, I've never been that.

1235
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you know why in that Corners club

1236
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: there's plenty in there, so you would have been in

1237
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: good company enough.

1238
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 2: That's why every that's why you're so loved. You have

1239
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: an our heart and you just tell it like it is,

1240
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 2: and you've done so many people of service by being

1241
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 2: so open.

1242
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: And this is a day by day proposition. Alcoholism is

1243
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: not something that you get over.

1244
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 2: You're an alcoholic, let us see.

1245
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 5: Thank you Jones.

1246
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 8: Yes, and.

1247
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 5: It is that that relapse thing, which is it's actually

1248
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 5: a symptom of the disease, but it is the most

1249
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 5: soul destroying And I bloody hope I'm out of it

1250
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 5: because it was too long. It went fifteen years.

1251
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 2: You know.

1252
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 5: All up?

1253
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: Will you call us whenever you need us?

1254
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 5: Fiana, Oh God, I love you too, Thank you so much.

1255
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 2: Well, look, congratulations on this book. I love how you've

1256
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 2: put this, Fiana O. Lachland. Truths from an unreliable witness,

1257
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 2: finding laughter in the darkest of places of power to

1258
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: your Fiona.

1259
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,479
Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Really great.

1260
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 2: All right, you take care, go talk soon.

1261
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah bye see Fienna. It's eleven to nine. Gets my

1262
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: gorulies coming out? You get something on your cash, you

1263
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: get straight to us. Nine oh six one seven nine

1264
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: eighty four. I work seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesie Devander.

1265
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:48,959
Speaker 1: It's four to nine.

1266
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 2: Do we have a goodly hotline? Nine oh six one

1267
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 2: seven nine eight four?

1268
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 10: What have we got?

1269
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 11: I'm sick inside of cafe, charging fifty sands extra just

1270
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 11: to have almond milk or coconut milk, enough enough stuff,

1271
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 11: charge and duty saying extra to make an elky choice.

1272
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 11: It's a bit of price gauging if that grinds.

1273
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: My gears, but it's my gets, my goolies. But fair enough,

1274
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: And if I enjoyed almond milk, I would be outraged.

1275
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: You have a choice with you? I mean you don't

1276
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 2: you have a choice, don't you. Yeah, Well, it's not

1277
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: like you just want a regular coffee and suddenly it's.

1278
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: Got charge more or the coconut milk, coconut milk? What

1279
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: are you drinking?

1280
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 8: How?

1281
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: But the bad and well the good? If you do,

1282
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: Dad doesn't make you can always call us nine oh

1283
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: six one seven nine eighty four, our.

1284
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: Favorite caller, our quality caller, email or Facebook friend. When's

1285
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1286
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1287
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: You also win a jonesy demand of tetail and branded yoyo.

1288
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: Well, my son Jack sent an email to my husband

1289
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 2: Harley yesterday at school. This is how it went. I've

1290
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 2: puwed my pants. Can you please come and pick me

1291
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: up might be a bit stinky. Had a bad stomach

1292
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 2: ache all day, so Harley goes into a panic.

1293
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: You can imagine he's like that scene in pulp fiction

1294
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: where he's got to clean up, Oh well stuff, he needs.

1295
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 2: You know, a towel. That would have been the first

1296
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: thing he'd think, how do I protect my car seats?

1297
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 2: So then minutes later but he wouldn't take a spare

1298
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 2: pair of pa His first thing would be protect my

1299
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 2: car seats. Seconds later or minutes later, I follow up email,

1300
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: sorry I left my laptop unattended and people sent that,

1301
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 2: and then he said all cleaned up anyway, so no

1302
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 2: need to come.

1303
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: Jokes the travel drummers beating for I've been hacked.

1304
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 13: He's garf in the every couple of weeks, but I

1305
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 13: know where they raide it town.

1306
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 2: You know who was hacked was Garth from Cranebrook, my

1307
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 2: darling dorater in law.

1308
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 8: She gets on my Facebook and she puts on there.

1309
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 8: But my wife only married me, had a pity because

1310
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 8: I was impotent.

1311
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 2: Rit aut. That's well, WSFMS not repeat guarantees back. If

1312
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: you hear us play any song twice in its entirety

1313
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 2: between six am and six pm weekdays. Be the first

1314
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 2: call through and you'll get ten grand cash.

1315
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation. Good days,

1316
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: you well, thank God that's over.

1317
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 7: Good bite, good bite, wipe the two from You're Right.

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Speaker 3: A podcaster of today's show is available to download from

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Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: All the cool kids are doing it.

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Speaker 1: Good Bye, Jonji and the Man.

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Speaker 2: Tell them you were Catch up on what you've missed

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Speaker 2: on the free iHeartRadio app