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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, Woods, we are doing the Pain in the

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Speaker 2: Business Awards.

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Speaker 3: We're awarding the.

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Speaker 2: Arstiest people in your office and it is Christmas party season.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the category is in a second.

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Speaker 2: If you missed it yesterday, this it was a Rookie

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Speaker 2: of the Year.

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Speaker 3: Was a job by James.

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Speaker 2: Rookie Rookie of the Year. A guy called James called

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Speaker 2: up with a guy who was having his first it

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Speaker 2: was his first year working at a country real estate firm.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened, mate, Johnny.

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Speaker 4: I gave him the trust of blocking up. I go home.

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Speaker 5: An hour later, I get a ring.

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Speaker 2: Hey mate, I've locked all the doors, but I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to get out.

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Speaker 4: He locked himself in side of the office. Are you

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Speaker 4: kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Locked himself in sword So today now, look, I'm aware

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Speaker 2: of the fact that Christmas parties are largely kicking off

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Speaker 2: tonight and tomorrow night, so I will take retrospective nominations.

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Speaker 2: So if there's been a Christmas party from prekiars, please

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Speaker 2: feel free to call up. But we are doing today

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Speaker 2: thirty one and six five for a two hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: Dominos voucher Christmas party clangers.

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Speaker 6: From the radio in your car. It's the first annual

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Speaker 6: Pain in the businesss A Lord, we've your watch, where's it?

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Speaker 6: Hops wire?

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Speaker 2: And a little woody pretty easy here, So thirty one

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Speaker 2: and sixty five. If you know, if someone that's had

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Speaker 2: a Christmas party clanger, give us a call. Thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five or two hundred dollars Dominos Voucher Woods

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Speaker 2: for the best Christmas Party clanger for our Pain in

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Speaker 2: the Business Awards.

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Speaker 5: Oh, kick things off here. A good friend of ours

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Speaker 5: used to work with him. Not sure where he works anymore,

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Speaker 5: but his name is Speedy, and he was someone who

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Speaker 5: didn't really wear shirts. Wasn't a big shirt guy. But

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Speaker 5: he chose to wear a shirt for the Christmas party.

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Speaker 2: It was like shirt like it wasn't he's going around topless.

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Speaker 2: He made like a button up, shut up shirt.

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Speaker 5: He's a long sleep.

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Speaker 3: He would normally wear a tea shirt.

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Speaker 5: Yes, big t shirt guy. Anyway, Speedy thought i'll wear

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Speaker 5: I'll wear a so he decided to wear a collard

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Speaker 5: shirt to the Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 5: Before the Christmas pay is obviously a bit nervous, goes

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Speaker 5: to the loop and goes and doesn't. Number two, he'd

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Speaker 5: never been to the bathroom with a Colard shirt on

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Speaker 5: with long sleepers before.

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Speaker 2: That's a bit of mayo there.

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Speaker 3: He had actually shud with the shirt on.

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Speaker 2: It just sounds so much that he hadn't.

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Speaker 5: And I don't want to get to a grassy but

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Speaker 5: effectively when we want to go, he didn't pull the

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Speaker 5: bottom of the sleeve up and he got a bit

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Speaker 5: of connection with the sleeve on the wife.

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Speaker 3: And he had to go home Belgium with a soiled shirt.

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Speaker 3: You love that choice. He just left in a sweat.

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Speaker 5: A wet shirt is so saturated when what happened in there,

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Speaker 5: don't even talk to me ahead of the quigger. Then

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Speaker 3: Yeah, woulds You.

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Speaker 2: Also had a bit of a Christmas party clanger idea

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Speaker 2: with an engaged woman.

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Speaker 5: Now that now this has been blown out of proportion, correctly,

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Speaker 5: it's completely it's it's just incorrect. It's just it's a falsehood.

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Speaker 5: It's a fallacy, and I'm not going to bloody stand

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Speaker 5: for it.

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Speaker 3: You looked tough with someone who was engaged.

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Speaker 5: No, I did not, Okay, I did not.

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Speaker 3: You did, I didn't but you did.

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Speaker 5: I did not. Okay, we shared a close dance, and

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Speaker 5: everyone now she was on break and she was on

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Speaker 5: a break friend she was, and she wasn't engaged. Months

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Speaker 5: later she then got engaged. And then when you close dancing,

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Speaker 5: I was like that having a good time.

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Speaker 2: No one accused you of close dance. I was like,

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Speaker 2: didn't you kiss? Didn't close? Didn't?

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Speaker 4: All?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: I said, why.

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Speaker 5: Can't we go out on the poo story?

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Speaker 3: You knew I was sitting on that. You knew I

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Speaker 3: was sitting on that.

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Speaker 2: It is Christmas party season. Whether you're off to one now,

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Speaker 2: what have ever got him tomorrow night?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Just be careful who you close dance with because could

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Speaker 2: turn into anything.

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Speaker 3: Who knows.

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Speaker 5: I'm not engaging.

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Speaker 2: We're doing Christmas party clangers for the Pain in the businesswards.

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Speaker 6: From the radio in your car. It's the first annual

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Speaker 6: Pain in the Business a lot. We've more where's it? Hoops?

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Speaker 2: Where? And oh woody?

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Speaker 3: Now, what's the way this works? Right?

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Speaker 2: So we get people to give us call thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five. You just got to nominate someone and

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Speaker 2: every day has been a different category. This week today

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Speaker 2: is the Christmas party clanger two hundred dollars, Domino's voucher

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Speaker 2: for the person with the best Christmas Party clanger and

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Speaker 2: Christmas Party down aries for clangers.

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Speaker 3: I mean they really are.

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Speaker 2: We had our ep ed, had to send out the

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Speaker 2: official company letter today. No no close dancing with you know,

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Speaker 2: other employees, no kissing engaged people, and no wiping shit

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Speaker 2: on your shirt.

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Speaker 5: It's going to Salie. It's going to Sally like a

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Speaker 5: dog with a bone. Sally, what did you do? You've

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Speaker 5: had a Christmas party? Clanger?

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Speaker 7: I saw did I walked into the start of our

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Speaker 7: party and I knocked over the entire drinks table before

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Speaker 7: the party even begin.

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Speaker 3: Sally.

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Speaker 2: Bloody turkey, Yeah, Christmas Turkey, Sally.

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Speaker 5: And then everyone everyone thinks you drunk there as well,

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Speaker 5: even if you weren't drunk. So I don't mean to

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Speaker 5: be tarnishing your name on radio, but when you knock

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Speaker 5: over a whole drinks.

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Speaker 3: Table, knocked over your water bottle, as you.

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Speaker 8: Said, anyone you drunk, you do have a stack or

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Speaker 8: you're not over drinks.

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Speaker 5: Everyone's like, Taxie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not all right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what point you were making there, but

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Speaker 3: Destiny on thirty one and six five, how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, before we get into your Christmas party clanging story,

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Speaker 2: If somebody's close dancing with another employee and there's whispers

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Speaker 2: that they've probably made out in an office underneath the

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Speaker 2: dance floor, would you assume they had?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, shame on you for making rank assumptions. Destiny anyway,

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Speaker 5: stick to the facts.

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Speaker 2: Close dancers with a fellow employee Christmas party. They were

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Speaker 2: playing Lady in Red for you, wasn't It wasn't the

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Speaker 2: dance scene with you.

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Speaker 5: I'll close dance with our button push a Joel?

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Speaker 2: Were you?

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Speaker 3: Were you waltzing?

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Speaker 5: I can't remember, mane.

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Speaker 3: It was dancing with an employee.

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Speaker 5: It was a long time ago. Destiny Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: Clanger is destiny?

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Speaker 2: What you got?

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Speaker 9: My one's a fight with a colleague and it ended

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Speaker 9: up thirty minutes in the whole restaurant told us to

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Speaker 9: get out and I'm not invited to this ye this

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Speaker 9: Christmas party?

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Speaker 5: Wo How intense was the fight?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 9: It just kind of escalated and it was so unexpected

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Speaker 9: because he's a pastor and so we were all so close.

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Speaker 5: He's a he's a pastor, he's a pastor himself.

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Speaker 3: Is he what is your a kidding?

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Speaker 4: Was he like?

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Speaker 2: But it ended up a pastor gag.

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Speaker 5: We have officially.

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Speaker 3: Out he was a priest.

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Speaker 2: Pastor like a priest Zoey on the thirtix five we're

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Speaker 2: doing Christians party, Clanger is what have you got currently?

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Speaker 3: Woody in the lead with a close dance.

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Speaker 7: So I'm a school teacher. A couple of years ago,

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Speaker 7: we went into the city for our Christmas party, a

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Speaker 7: bit of a wild night. You know, we hadn't really

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Speaker 7: eaten much beforehand, and we'd gone to take our group

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Speaker 7: assistant principle. We didn't last much longer at the place.

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Speaker 7: We got kicked out. It got just a bit too much. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: and then Monday morning we've got a really good talking

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Speaker 2: You have formed on anyone, though, the assistant principle is

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Speaker 2: the one to get. They're usually an enforcer, the drill sergeant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, principle was always the enforcer.

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Speaker 2: What do I still think You're in the lead for

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Speaker 2: making out with an employee.

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Speaker 3: We had another caller there, but those disappeared just a

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Speaker 3: bit or can I go to Vicky. You're worried about it,

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Speaker 3: aren't you? You're worried about it? What do you worry?

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Speaker 3: Is she a bit in order? Is she She's fine.

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Speaker 3: We're just I'm conscious of doing to me. You know,

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Speaker 3: I'm not happy.

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Speaker 2: That's totally fair enough. Vicky is called on thirty one

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Speaker 2: six five, Vicky, Vicky Christmas party clanger.

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Speaker 10: How are you going?

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Speaker 3: Very well?

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Speaker 5: Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Now we're worried about doing too many alcohol related stories.

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Speaker 5: You know, I'll tell you what we'll talk about before

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Speaker 5: we hear the story. I'll to say, honestly, drink responsibly.

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Speaker 5: Nothing good comes from excessive drinking, and just do the

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Speaker 5: think Naviky.

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Speaker 10: Yes, but at our Christmas piety, we had one of

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Speaker 10: my friends. She did have a few drinks, but she

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Speaker 10: you know, she had a fun night. She she ended

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Speaker 10: up in the boys bathroom somehow, and she locked herself

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Speaker 10: in one of the stalls and couldn't actually figure out

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Speaker 10: We had to get one of the guys to climb

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Speaker 10: over and unlock it and get her out.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, woulds I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to take

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Speaker 2: home to the Christmas party, clanger.

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Speaker 3: You made out with an employee eight years ago.

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Speaker 5: You make it. It was a very long time.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, We got a two hundred dollars Dominoes voucher. They

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Speaker 2: we're gonna edit because you've got uritable bow syndrome.

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Speaker 3: Give you a pizza extra cheesy love with Dominoes cheese toasty.

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Speaker 3: That's for you, mate.

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Speaker 2: Weren't engaged for the close talking kiss that happened all

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Speaker 2: those years ago.

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Speaker 5: Someone spewed on an assistant principle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to promote drinking on this show.

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Speaker 3: We will promote a dogs though obviously.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Woodrow Meghan and Harry also known as Mary.

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Speaker 3: Now what are they known as Mesit?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Now that's yeah, that was there? Yeah, Yeah. Have they

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Speaker 3: got a have they got a Monika Hagan? I don't

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Speaker 3: think it's Hagan.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like it is now type of Scottish bread anyway,

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Speaker 2: that's our Hagers. That's Scottish meat loaf, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: That's a that's a pig bladder. Beautiful, It's a beautiful,

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Speaker 5: Everyone stopped, everyone stopped. Forty weeks. Forty weeks we released

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Speaker 3: For thirty three million.

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Speaker 2: No, But how could you be sitting on they're sitting

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Speaker 1: We put on our worlies to feed the hand.

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Speaker 5: Meghan and Harry recently rescued from a factory farm. But

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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 3: That's damning audio.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. Sometimes we chop things to make

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Speaker 5: Would yeah, they're short of an idea what to do

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, Apart from rescuing things which will be

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Speaker 2: obviously podcast right. Sure, I think because you're an ideas.

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Speaker 2: I want to know that, you idiot, we're going to

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Speaker 5: It, can't turn this thing off my brain.

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Speaker 2: That is, I'd like you to come up with five

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Speaker 5: So ideas for like for a podcast series, like a theme, Yes,

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Speaker 2: If anyone wants to join Woods thirty one A six

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Speaker 5: Yep, easy done. Yeah, yeah, well not done yet, but

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Speaker 2: We are talking about the thirty three million dollars Spotify

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Speaker 3: And I think arch Well Audio, who paid them that.

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Speaker 5: Jump in there. Arch Well Audio is them Spotify Spotify

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Speaker 3: Art Well Audio is Meghan.

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Speaker 5: Big twist, big twist in the story. They are arch

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Speaker 5: don't know what Well means.

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Speaker 3: Arch Well Audio is Meghan and Harry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they are arch Well Audio. Released zero podcasts. They've

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Speaker 5: It doesn't that show how much money Spotify I've got it?

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Speaker 5: Does? I mean they're morons as well. I hard radio

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Speaker 5: it's place to be. Can I just say, if you

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Speaker 2: So I've come to you Woods because I think they're

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Speaker 2: obviously running out of ideas. Yeah, yeah, they haven't got

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Speaker 2: You're an ideas guy.

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Speaker 5: Look, I throw up some stinkers, don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 5: But the end of the day, they just come out

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Speaker 2: It's just like a tap. Ye I want to turn

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Speaker 2: I've given you one song, yeah, to come up with

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Speaker 3: So that's that's the example of a theme. Yeah sure,

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Speaker 3: Dan Carlin.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we all get it. Okay, we all

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Speaker 2: well with the theme would be good.

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Speaker 5: Easy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Meghan involved, she's an actress. Yeah, that's Meghan, could

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Speaker 5: We all know though that Harry is famous. So he

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Speaker 5: Then got your back, all right. Next one, Markles Bait

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Speaker 5: Oh, we are so good? Always a treat to hear

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Speaker 4: Shows, trial shows for the comedy festival, right, So what

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Speaker 4: do you go to comedy clubs around it? You're going

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Speaker 4: So I just want to get everybody on board to

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Speaker 5: But i'm.

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Speaker 4: So will we make it jokes about Dan Andrews. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 4: I'm on board now, but I go to Live nation

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Speaker 4: at and yeah I'm an anti Baxter. I mean he's not.

450
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Speaker 4: I don't want to missrepresent him.

451
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Speaker 3: I was going to say, what are you doing.

452
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Speaker 4: Coming on here and to faming you're.

453
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Speaker 2: Very having huge crack it out, but lucky you do

454
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Speaker 2: a mates, I really to smell the lawsuit already. That's

455
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Speaker 2: not something you talk around lightly about someone these days.

456
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Speaker 2: That's that's a cancellable piece.

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Speaker 4: So this conversation has gone really well. I don't know

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Speaker 4: why you don't have me on more.

459
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Speaker 3: I should.

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Speaker 2: By the way, if you want to see nas liven

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Speaker 2: Asian dot Com is actually on a live show which

462
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Speaker 2: isn't a trial show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Melburn, Kidney, Brisbane, ad let thing, Canberra.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, Yeah, all around Australia, just to confirm, so you

465
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Speaker 2: can see now.

466
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Speaker 5: Stop naming.

467
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Speaker 2: Help and just a suburb of Melbourne and then the

468
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Speaker 2: city of Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: All right, you're going to get out of you imagine.

470
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

471
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Speaker 2: Let's just talk about the fact we have Matthew McConaughey

472
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Speaker 2: on the show yesterday and look, as I just said

473
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Speaker 2: before the song, I think it got really interesting for

474
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Speaker 2: me when we were asking him about how this maconnaissance came,

475
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Speaker 2: about how his revolution in his career happened when he

476
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Speaker 2: just started making the biggest movies in TV and Hollywood

477
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Speaker 2: from being pretty much just a piece of eye Candy.

478
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Speaker 5: Successful eye Candy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.

480
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Speaker 2: Was making lots of money, but the point was he

481
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Speaker 2: started turning down tens of millions of dollars to continue

482
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Speaker 2: to be eye Candy.

483
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Speaker 3: Took it and took a bet on himself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to do more serious movies, do dramas.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And he basically said it happened when he had

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Speaker 2: he started having children.

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Speaker 3: He had this clarity.

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Speaker 2: And I brought up the fact at this point that

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Speaker 2: my partner SEM's pregnant and we're having a baby next year,

490
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Speaker 2: and this lit him up.

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Speaker 5: You've got a chart coming out I do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, she's yeah. Yeah, first one, first one, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: first one.

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Speaker 11: Okay, the first six months after your newborn. Yeah, don't

495
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Speaker 11: just double down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow,

496
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Speaker 11: from investments to relationships to where you want to live

497
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Speaker 11: and go and what you want to do in life.

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Speaker 1: You'll never be more clear.

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Speaker 5: Pretty wild Beau. I would say that's the opposite to

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Speaker 5: what a lot of people view having a child as

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Speaker 5: one percent. They think that having a child will mean

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Speaker 5: they have to compromise in their career, or compromise in

503
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Speaker 5: any other thing they want to do because the child

504
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Speaker 5: takes so much time.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: And I know, like, particularly growing up, I know that

507
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Speaker 2: both my parents sacrificed enormously so that we could go

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Speaker 2: to really good schools and have a great education. And

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Speaker 2: I know, being totally candid, this is a conversation I've

510
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Speaker 2: had with my partner all the time because it just

511
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Speaker 2: keeps bubbling up for me, is I'm incredibly anxious about

512
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Speaker 2: having a child because of the fact that it will

513
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Speaker 2: limit my freedom in terms of what I do in

514
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Speaker 2: my career. Because all I'm thinking about a lot of

515
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Speaker 2: the time is I need to keep making money so

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Speaker 2: that my kids can.

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Speaker 3: Be safe and enjoy a good life.

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Speaker 2: And as a result, any lateral thinking or any sense

519
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Speaker 2: of exploration that I have in terms of what I

520
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Speaker 2: want to do just goes out the window, because it's

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Speaker 2: just like, well, you can't think about that. You just

522
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Speaker 2: need to nail the best job you possibly can to

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Speaker 2: make as much money as you can.

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Speaker 3: And that scares me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.

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Speaker 2: And so when Matthew McConaughey yesterday was just like, mate,

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Speaker 2: that's the time when you you don't have to double

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Speaker 2: down your in stin you tripled down on your instinc

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Speaker 2: he was like to, and he turned down. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's easy for him to say. He probably banked a

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Speaker 2: few checks before he made this decision.

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Speaker 5: He was comfortable, he was in a good doubling down

533
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Speaker 5: and tripling down exactly right.

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Speaker 3: He was in a good spot. But nevertheless he still

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Speaker 3: turned away. No matter what your circumstances are.

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Speaker 2: He turned away the surefire career so that he could

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Speaker 2: seek out what he wanted to do. And he said

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Speaker 2: that having a child gave him the clarity, gave him

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Speaker 2: the clarity of what he wanted to do. Now, this

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Speaker 2: is totally at odds with a traditional view that I

541
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Speaker 2: have of what it's like, what you have to give

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Speaker 2: up in order to.

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Speaker 3: Be a parent.

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Speaker 2: And I really I just really want to throw this

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Speaker 2: out to everyone listening right now. So thirty one O

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Speaker 2: six five is a phone number. Is And I know

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Speaker 2: this is obviously different for men as it is as

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Speaker 2: it is for women. I know that, So I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to try and pretend like whoever's raising the child

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Speaker 2: has obviously got a lot more, particularly your breastfeeding, for example,

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Speaker 2: you obviously have to take a pause on your career.

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Speaker 2: But if we can just you know, obviously have that

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Speaker 2: part of the conversation in mind.

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Speaker 5: Here, but that clarity might still be there though, absolutely

555
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Speaker 5: know what I mean, That's what I want to find out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty one O six five is the birth of

557
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Speaker 2: your kid the death of your career.

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to know.

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Speaker 2: And I this is totally in line with a conversation

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Speaker 2: I had with Josh Van kylen Berg, who's Hugh Van

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Speaker 2: kylen Berg's brother, after I was on the Imperfect podcast,

562
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Speaker 2: and he said to me, exactly the same as Matthew

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Speaker 2: McConaughey did as soon as his son was born, He's

564
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Speaker 2: never felt more motivated, driven to do he wanted to

565
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Speaker 2: do because he was inspired about the idea of making

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Speaker 2: his chow child proud of him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he has gone on to create an incredibly

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Speaker 5: successful podcast in the im Perpose.

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Speaker 2: Exactly right, which is totally at odds with what he's

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Speaker 2: a videographer. He was making like videos for surgeons and stuff.

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Speaker 5: And he speaks on that podcast now as well. But

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Speaker 5: I haven't heard the Imperfect podcast. Definitely go and check

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Speaker 5: it out.

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Speaker 2: So he's found a whole new voice doing that.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 2: I'd actually just love some advice from you guys right now.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be a dad next year thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five. Is the birth of your kid the

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Speaker 2: death of your career?

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Speaker 3: I actually really love to hear from you guys.

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Speaker 2: Is I know this sounds like a bit of a

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Speaker 2: loaded question, but I'm having a kid next year. Wood

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Speaker 2: was my first baby with my partner Sem. I'm very excited,

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Speaker 2: but I have this very well drilled down anxiety in

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Speaker 2: me for some reason. Maybe it's the way with the

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Speaker 2: world that I grew up in.

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Speaker 3: But is the birth of.

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Speaker 2: Your child the death of your Career's that's certainly an

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Speaker 2: anxiety I have. I feel like you knows, as the

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Speaker 2: breadwinner in my family, like I'm just gonna have to

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Speaker 2: put my head down and just whatever i've whatever job

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Speaker 2: i've got, just secure it, lock it down, make as

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Speaker 2: much money as I can to support my kids. I

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Speaker 2: know it's a very old school way of looking at things.

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Speaker 2: I can't get it out of my head until we

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Speaker 2: spoke to Matthew McConaughey yesterday, who said that his mcconnaissance

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Speaker 2: the Revolution, the renaissance of his whole career was because

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Speaker 2: he had kids and he was inspired to have a

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Speaker 2: whole new life, which is totally.

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Speaker 3: Odds with every other way I viewed parenting.

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Speaker 2: So is the mcmonaissance the possibility the first six.

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Speaker 11: Months after your newborn? Yeah, don't just double down on

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Speaker 11: your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. There's no time

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Speaker 11: in life that a man's more mash flint.

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Speaker 5: Are more clear about what they want to do. Mcmnoissance.

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Speaker 5: So your last name is McMahon, So mcmonosance mcmonissance.

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Speaker 2: Let's go Tara on thirty one and six five, Tara, Tara,

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Speaker 2: you actually yeah, really well, thanks Matt You agree with

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Speaker 2: Matthew McConaughey.

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Speaker 12: I totally do. I think, Look, you give up totally,

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Speaker 12: like you give up stuff obviously when you have a kid,

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Speaker 12: but it opens you up to so much more, Like

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Speaker 12: you're never more like confident and sure of who you are,

614
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Speaker 12: you know all your priorities because like they become so

615
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Speaker 12: clear you and like you just and you're motivated but

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Speaker 12: like by something that you've never had before, because it's

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Speaker 12: a bit like beyond yourself. So you're like, yes, a minute,

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Speaker 12: like borm, I'll go out and do that. Yes, I

619
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Speaker 12: don't mind working that hard. Yes, can take that on.

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Speaker 12: I reckon, they're good, They're good. I'm with Matthew McConaughey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well who wouldn't be. I mean, that's that's amazing,

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Speaker 3: thanks to the call. Much appreciative.

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Speaker 5: Said this because you're doing something for more than yourself

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Speaker 5: yourself because until sure, you've got a partner, and you know,

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Speaker 5: you say you do things for your partner, but at

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Speaker 5: the end of the day, you're doing it for yourself.

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Speaker 5: Was then the kid comes along? Yeah, and there's that motivation.

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Speaker 5: Finly interesting, Let's go Jesse here, Jess.

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Speaker 2: And the motivation part of it is like, you know,

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Speaker 2: for me, that was always like thinking about making money.

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Speaker 2: But as I was saying that, I had that chat

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Speaker 2: with Josh Josh Van Kyleenberg after I did The Perfect podcast.

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Speaker 2: He said, it's because you want to make your child

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Speaker 2: proud of you, and you don't want you don't want that.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to be doing something that you're not

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Speaker 2: authentically attached to, because you don't want to be a

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Speaker 2: bad representation of who you are and what the world

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Speaker 2: can be.

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Speaker 3: Michelle.

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Speaker 2: We had Matthew McConaughey on the show yesterday. Is the

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Speaker 2: birth of your kid the death of your career? He

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Speaker 2: seemed to think it was the start of his career.

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Speaker 2: He thought it was the reason for his mcconnaissance.

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 13: I absolutely agree. So after having my daughter, I was

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Speaker 13: like going through standard postpartum stuff of like losing.

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Speaker 12: Hair and blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, and ended up creating a hair oil and a

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Speaker 13: beauty brand, none of which I was ever interested in

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Speaker 13: prior to that and didn't have any background in that whatsoever.

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Speaker 13: But it was just this thing that just I guess

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Speaker 13: happened after having my daughter, and now it's this amazing

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Speaker 13: thing that we get to share. And yeah, and I

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Speaker 13: just think, and you know, like this successful business that

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Speaker 13: absolutely would not have happened had I not had my

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Speaker 13: child and then go through all that postpartum stuff.

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Speaker 3: So they're just they're not just the inspiration for your career.

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Speaker 2: They started your career because you started losing your hair

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Speaker 2: because you had a baby.

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Speaker 5: Exactly obvious. Next question here, Rachelle, can will have some

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Speaker 5: of that oil