WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! You group chat fails EXPOSED 🤣 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:20.079 Come on here o Friday afternoon. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.439 Hello Friday. I have never been more happy to see 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:28.240 you both. You Friday, you, Britt you Mitch. No, but Friday, 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.040 because you know what that means your today is what 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.600 Friday afternoon? It means no more book Week. It means 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:35.600 I don't have to try and find another costume to 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:39.640 dress my children, No more of this. I have a 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.280 whole year now to plan costumes for next year, and 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:43.600 I'm not going to make the same mistakes. 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:46.040 Isn't it nice not having to worry about book week? 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:46.320 Mitch? 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:46.879 Oh? 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:48.960 Can I just say I woke up this morning, I 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.320 had a coffee and I thought, thank god, book Week's over. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:52.919 Yeah, because I was going to say, wh Laura is like, 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:54.920 oh thank god. I was like, it hasn't even crossed 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:55.520 my mind all week. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.080 Beating a parent is amazing. It is so fulfilling. It 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.959 feels you with so much joy. It is the rule, 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.040 you know. I mean, it's a very thankless job, and 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.920 book week really sucks, but that's great. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:06.960 No, I can't wait for a twelve months time when 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.679 Laura doesn't care about bookweek again and forgets. She's like, 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.640 next week will be great and better and they'll I'll 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:13.360 have Harry Potter and Hermione costumes. 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.880 No, No, it's gonna be the same content next year. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.360 Rolls around the happy end of book week everyone. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.760 Thank you to all the mums and dads out then 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.959 celebrating the end of book week. I feel you and isolute. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.720 You on the show today. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.120 Interestingly enough, I think everyone keeps little things from their partner. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.320 Would you say a little. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.520 Matt still doesn't know that I'm the one who I'm 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.240 scratched his wheels on the car. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.040 I think that's a common one. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.920 Things like that, Yeah, but but potentially bigger. Yeah, he's 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:43.280 listening in knows you're not alone if you keep secrets 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:43.759 from your partner. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:44.559 And I'll tell you why. 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.520 Next on the pick up for your Friday thanks to 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.120 Chemist ware House heading today great savings every Day. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.840 He hates the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch here. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.920 Right around Australia, rush into Chemists ware House this Father's 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.360 Day for big brand fragrances at the lowest prices. Chemist 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.160 to our house, Great savings every day. So you or 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.680 are happily married to your beautiful Maddie Jay. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.080 Yes, as is a statement of moment concur. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:06.960 I'm just going through my tick, Liss. 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:11.799 Correct, married, Britt, you are happily incoupled with your beautiful, 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.200 gorgeous boyfriend Benjamin. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.160 Yep, definitely no marriage yet if he's listening. Not opposed 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.160 to it, but yes, that's correct. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:20.000 I'm nearly single after your tumultuous breakup and just tick 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:23.280 that I almost forgot and now I've reminded myself. The 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.640 reason I'm asking is because there's this trend going viral online, 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.400 and it is people talking about lies that they keep 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.600 or little secrets that they share they don't share with 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.120 their partner that are wholesome, that are small, they're not 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.280 big enough, they're not cheating. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.960 It's not infidelity, just little white lies like the lies 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.560 you tell your children are the same ones that you 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.120 tell your partner. 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:43.840 Exactly. We all have those lies that you just go 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.160 they don't need to know. Sometimes you have to do that. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.120 Also, not all lies are created equal. I think it's 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.000 okay to have some secrets from your partner. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:51.960 Well, here are some examples. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:52.160 Right. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.920 One girlfriend says, my husband gets excited about bag fries 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.160 when we get fast food. So when I pass out 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.040 the food in the back, I always take a few 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:02.919 of my fries out and sprinkle them into the bottom 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.360 of the bag. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.320 Oh it's cute. Yeah, like she thinks that there's extra ones. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.280 He just thinks that they've fallen out, and he gets 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:10.960 so excited bag fries, bag fries. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:12.560 But she does so he gets excited. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.520 Done that in reverse, like I would have quickly taken 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.639 the bag fries and eaten them so he couldn't get them. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:17.200 What about this? 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.679 Whenever someone else says whenever he's having a really bad day, 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.840 I'll reach out to his mum and say that he 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:25.280 misses her. She'll usually call him that day or the next, 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.560 but it always makes him feel a lot better. He 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.560 thinks that his mum has a special mum sense and 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.519 knows when to call him when he's feeling bad. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:33.519 It's really cute. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.200 Oh these are so nice. I mean, I'm cute. He's 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.000 a lovely I mean. I lied to my beautiful husband, Matt, 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.440 and it was a white lie. But it was because 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.440 I scratched the tires on his car and then I 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.120 said that they was already like that when I over 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.520 drove the car. I just denied it and gas led 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.600 him into believing maybe he did it. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:48.640 That's just gaslighting. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:50.760 So is that just bad lying? Where's the line between 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.400 what's a bad line a good life? I was hoping 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:53.440 for some like more. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.440 Salacious white lies like that. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:57.640 Maybe aren't so, you. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.360 Know, like I ate the last block of chocolate quickly, 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.640 and then I went and had to buy another one 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.040 to replace it, so that they would never know. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:03.840 I've got one. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.920 I often tell Matt that I'm really tired and I'm 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.240 going to bed, but really I lay in bed on Instagram. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.280 Oh we all do that for forty five We've all 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:10.720 been there. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.240 And then I quickly turn it off when I hear 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.120 him coming and pretend I'm asleep so we won't have 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.159 sex with me. Just see when you're on lone sometime. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.719 Because I am tired and I wanted to go to sleep, 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.599 but I got distracted. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.520 He's in the lounde room on Instagram looking at you're online. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:26.560 No, I do his cognito mode. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.479 That's not a f Instagram. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.159 Just have sex with your husband. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.080 No, don't make me. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:33.679 I'm tired and gorgeous. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.520 You know what happened last time. I have two children 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:35.960 to prove it. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.240 He's a beautiful man. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.440 I I know, poor guy, but I might put. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.360 A wig on and put on some and line in 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:45.400 your bed one night and so I'm ready something happened 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:45.680 to you? 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.320 Yeah, I was just thinking if I share it or not, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:48.120 because Ben, I'll listen. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.159 I'm a really bad cork and I'm really bad in 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.480 the kitchen and I hate it. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.200 I live alone. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.360 I never want to do it, so I usually eat 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.000 pretty badly and I have a really bad habit of 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.760 just having cocoa pops or a bowl of cereal. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.320 Yeah, I don't know the brit special is she has 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.160 chicken and nugget dinosaurs. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:04.320 Now. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.039 My partner, Ben is an athlete, a professional athlete. He's 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:10.280 very healthy and very twist finish soccer. He plays football. Yeah, 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.240 he always worries about me, and he doesn't live here. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.479 He lives over in Scotland, so he can't watch what 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:15.200 I'm eating. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:15.640 Or cook for me. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:17.919 So he always hassles me and he's like, what are 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:18.600 you having for dinner? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.200 Or what if you had for dinner? Let me know, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.520 talk with your it send me a picture. So I 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.480 often will just like sit down with my bowl of 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:28.160 coca pubs and I'll just find like a picture online 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.520 of hallow fresh off a meal, and that someone else 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:31.920 has taken and I'm to send it to him and 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.200 I'll just pretend that I've cooked a hallow fresh Wait. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.159 You're googling hollow fresh finished meals. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.560 Or I'll go back through like my phone as if 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.160 I've ever taken a photo of a meal, and then 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.160 I just send it to him and I just pretend. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.880 Brit what did you send a double? And he's like, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.600 this is a recycled food pick that you sent me 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:47.320 two months ago. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:48.479 I literally pictured this. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.000 I'm sitting on the lounge et in my Coca Pops 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.800 and I'm just like, press send on a generic hollow 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:53.640 fresh meal and that's it. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.279 And he's like, oh, that looks really good. Lots of veggies. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.200 I was like, well, that's a veggies. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.760 That's gold, that's gold. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:04.600 Oh oh well, if you want to have another laugh. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.400 I had to talk. 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.480 My knees, my twelve year old niece through the Birds 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.200 and the Bees on the weekend. Somehow this got dumped 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.880 on me and I found myself talking birds and the bees, 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.720 talking science, talking embryos, talking egg freezing, how things are made, 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.200 not a lab. It didn't go down that well, all. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.880 Right, I can't wait to hear that went out, I'll 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.880 do an eggs on the pickup. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.960 It's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch here thanks 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.920 to Chemist Warehouse heading today great Savings every Day. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.760 I had a real let's grow up, real quick. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.839 Moment on the weekend. I had to give the sex 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.000 talk of sorts to my niece. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.640 To my twelve year old niece, how did you get 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:42.160 given the time? 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.240 She has a mom? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.200 So we're at a family reunion there was and there 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:48.720 were six of us, like my mom and my dad, 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.920 my brother, my sister in law, and my niece. And 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:54.200 we're talking about my egg freezing process and I just 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.640 made a comment about an injection. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:58.240 She was like, what are we injecting for? 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.040 Like, what's going on? 0:06:59.120 --> 0:06:59.719 And she's twelve. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:03.120 And I sort of looked at my sister Stacey as 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.560 pleading across the table as if like, is this the 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:06.400 track we go down? 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.640 Do we talk about this now? 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.360 Do you want me to? And she sort of looked 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.200 at me, lean back in a chair, put her arms 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:12.600 behind a. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.160 Head, and she goes, it's all your spirit. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.800 So I started to try to explain so not the 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.880 not how babies are made. She's across that, but I 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:25.080 tried I had to start explaining the signs behind egg 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.480 freezing and then embryo freezing and how it's all made. 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:29.560 It's a big topic. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.120 This is because you're going through your second round of 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.720 egg freezing as well, so like, yeah, she needed to 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.560 kind of have the context of what's happening. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:37.000 Hell yeah. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.280 She asked me, what are you talking about? Why are 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:39.280 you injecting those needles? 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.000 So I explained it to her, and then she didn't 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.840 understand how that and that would turn into a baby. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.400 So I had didn't talk about embryos anyway. It was 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.080 like a comedy of erarors. I didn't I was panicking, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.520 but I was trying to actually like I'm the grown 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.280 adult that knows what to do. I didn't know the 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:55.680 language to use. I had these arms. Sperm were like 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.559 shooting out everywhere. There were eggs. There was a glass 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.120 of water that was the Petrie dish. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:00.360 Wow. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:02.520 At one point I think I turned into a gecko 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.000 because I was like, and then it's frozen in time 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:05.960 like a gecko. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.080 On a wall, and I'd like splattered myself on the wall. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.840 Wait, what part of the fertility journey is splattered against 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:11.280 a wall? 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:12.120 No, that's what I said. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:16.080 I said that, I said, and then they freeze it 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.840 in time, and I went like this, and I put 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.480 my hands out and I was like, like a gecko 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.120 frozen on a wall, because you know how when. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.800 You walk in and a gecko just stops on the wall. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.840 I hadn't never been more confused about fertility in my life. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.240 Well, let me just say it was an absolute hit. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.720 She completely understood. She's going to pass her biology class, 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.240 her sex education class. 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:34.640 Everything. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.720 I nailed it, and I feel like I walked away 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.679 and I'm ready for parenthood. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.560 Brand How old is your niece? She's twelve. She thinks 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.920 that babies are made by geko in a couple of whiles. No, no, 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.000 she's not passing any sort of biology testing. Four kids, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:49.880 more confused. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.840 Than ever, She's going to be terrified of the garden forever. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.080 No, it was amazing. Babies are made in glasses of 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.800 water and then the gecko that comes along and magically fertilized. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:59.560 Asked me a caller, call my sister, ask her how 0:08:59.559 --> 0:08:59.880 it went. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.839 I'm going to call number. That's Stacy, your sister, and 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.800 your sister. Okay, yeah, that's called Stacey. See what she thinks. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.920 You're going to be responsible for the therapy sessions that 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:10.160 this poor child's going to have to have. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.600 Do you know what, I actually had a lot of confidence, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.160 but I didn't actually think we've got to call us now. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:21.040 See what she says, Hello, Stacey, it's Britt, Laura and 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.079 Mitch on the pickup. 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:26.920 Hey, Hey, sorry, if you've got a second, I. 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.480 Just need you to hopefully back me up. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:33.199 I was just telling the guys about the impromptu sex education, 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.760 egg freezing embryo creating talk. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.240 That I had to give my beautiful little niece on 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:38.680 the weekend. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:39.840 I thought, were really. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.160 Well, I need to tell Laura. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.280 Don't said this up, Stacy. I want to know why. Firstly, 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.240 you entrusted Britt with the Birds and the Bees conversation. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.360 So there's some pinnacle moments in her parents life, as 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.680 you would know, Laura, of certain situations that you've got 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:00.480 to kind of swallow and just explain to his and 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.320 one of them is the birds of the bees. Right, 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:07.160 So thank god that to the education system here in 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:15.840 Queensland is well ahead we were starting from. So that 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:20.080 was great. But brit wife Britt does she went off 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.880 on a bit of a storytelling adventure and trying to 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.000 make it a little bit pd for my very mature 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.520 thirty year old. So she did really well though, guys, 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:34.960 but I wasn't too sure whether the explanation was set 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.680 for David Attenborough or if it was actually set for 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.080 our thirteen year olds. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:45.040 Yeah, the story what I'm hearing there, what I took 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.520 away from that is is Brittany is a great storyteller. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.360 Thanks days, Thanks for great storyteller for a fiction novel. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.240 I don't know if you guys do this with your fanily. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.319 Growing up, you'd sit around, you know, at the kids 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.560 table like Christmas and things like that, and you'd have 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.800 stories about like, you know, the crazy art for you know, 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.600 what Grandma did and things like that. And this definitely 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.719 be one of those moments that my daughter will be 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:13.280 sitting around at Christmas with her cousin. So do you 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:17.120 remember the time that only britt told us about all 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.960 of the birds and bees and everything. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:20.800 Yeah, I'm going to be that crazy person, you know what, 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:21.840 I'm going to own that. I'm going to be the 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.840 cooler aunt you, Brett. You're not teaching my kids about this, 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:25.520 that's for sure. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.520 To be honest, you taught me quite a bit I 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.360 learned a lot, Britt, so Gecko's I'm writing that one down. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.960 Thank you, Stacy, thanks for joining us. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:33.760 Thanks days. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:35.240 Oh your poor children. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.560 Okay, Well, I had the most epic of group text 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:42.720 fails this week, truly horrendous and having an apparent in group. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.240 And I want to know what are your worst group 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:45.840 text fails? 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.360 All right, that's next on the pick up everyone, It's 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.160 the Pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Thanks to Chemist 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.240 Warehouse heading this Father's Day for big brand fragrances at 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.000 the lowest prices. Chemist whare House great savings every day. 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.679 Look, this week, I kicked off the week with possibly 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.880 the worse group text fail that has ever existed. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:03.520 Yeah you told me. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.160 I was brought in onto a beautiful group message chat 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.439 with all of the mums from daycare where they they 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.200 love to exchange pleasantries about the kids, invite other kids 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.320 to parties. It's a really lovely little group chat. And 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:16.840 I've been just a fly on the wall in that 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:17.400 group chat. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.240 And you never, you don't even buit it. You don't 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.840 say I just like to watch. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.760 I just like to watch because I've not met many 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.640 of the mums. But I sent a message in that 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.599 group chat as my very first message, which was a 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.240 message I was meant to send to you two for 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.400 content for the radio show, all about a woman who 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.520 farts too much and her husband is angry at her. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:36.920 Great content. We would have jumped at it. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:40.280 Right, and that was we did. We covered it all wednesday. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.200 It was so predictable. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.240 Anyway, It was very, very embarrassing, and I wanted to 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.720 know what are the truly embarrassing things that you have 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.240 done in the group text message chain that you have 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:51.800 in your watschap. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.480 At thirteen six five, Josie's joining us. Hey Josie, what happened? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:56.120 What did you do? 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.280 I was texting my boss in the morning to say 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:02.400 that it was too unwell to come to work. But 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.720 I was also texting my best ye at the same time, 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.640 saying where can we meet? Can we go Chatston and 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.439 go shopping or a movie and stuff? And I got 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.480 and I got the two texts mixed up, and I 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.000 text my boss saying, oh, I'm really sick, I'm not 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.120 coming to work, and then the next IX said we'll 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:19.240 go see Barby. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:23.920 What did your boss say? 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.360 Then she texted me back and said, oh, you're well? 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.840 Enough to go see a movie, even you can't come 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:33.319 to work. And I said, no, no, no, no, I'm delirious. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.040 I've got a fever. I don't know what I'm saying. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:39.840 She didn't believe me. She didn't believe me at all. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.080 So I did actually go into work that day. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:43.720 Of course. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.440 Oh that's even more because then you're not sick. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:47.880 Yeah, she had to face it. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:48.960 Did you fake it? Did you just go? 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:50.719 No? 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.800 I said I had a temperature and I had stomach 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.640 cramps and you know womanly problems. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:59.160 You know, I would have believed it, all right, Sarah 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.120 on thirteen when I six, what was your fail in 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:01.640 the group chat? 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.800 Sara, Bah, Hey you going well? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:08.199 Basically I was having a chiky conversation my boyfriend and 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.000 the family group chat was going off on Snapchat and 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:16.280 I may have accidentally sent a chiky photo in the 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:21.000 family group chat on Snapchat with my grandparents and my combs. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.040 Yeah you did not Who saw it? Can you see 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:24.600 who opened it? 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:28.080 I opened it with thirty seconds? 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.440 What was the photo? What was being photographed? 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.400 Maybe a topless photo was face in it? 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.040 Yeah, so you can't say I got hacked. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.720 I got hacked and it was it was chat GPT. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.240 It was someone with beautiful mobies. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:45.680 It's not me. What did your dad say, Sarah? 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.200 He has not mentioned anything. I removed myself from the 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.320 family group Chat. I freaked out. This was about five 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:53.560 days ago and we have not. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:57.840 Seen Oh my god, Sarah, it's so recent. You're gonna 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.000 have to face it at some point. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:14:59.800 And when you do, let. 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.680 Us family dinner on Sunday night. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:03.320 I think that's God. Well, let's give you the five 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.800 hundred bucks a chemist Warehouse. I think well earned, Sam. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.840 But I don't think I think you need to go 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:08.800 and make a mens with your family. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.800 I don't think you have to pretend it never happened 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:12.480 and never speak to them again and find a new family. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.280 Why don't you just go buy them all some nice 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.360 perfume from Chemists Warehouse and say sorry. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.240 I think he's the only one that's seen it because 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.560 I quickly deleted it after, but he definitely opened it. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.640 I'm going to see them on Sunday, so all. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.160 Right, that'll be a fun family catch out. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.840 It buys you a sweater enjoy than you enjoy the 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:29.760 chemist ware House cash. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:30.400 All right, we're done. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.000 If you missed any of the show today, or this 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.800 week you can podcast it on the iHeartRadio app just 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.120 search the pickup. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.240 Yeah, and we also have some tickets to the Life 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.360