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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad Last Night

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Speaker 1: Maps back on Channel nine, biggest show on TV.

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Speaker 2: Maps as always, one of the contestants, Al spoke about

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Speaker 2: the woes of having ratty legs. Do you have any inities? Oh, am,

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Speaker 2: I like my legs. Yeah, that honor is like muscle

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Speaker 2: as I want them to be.

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Speaker 1: It's great to see it on commercial TV, you know,

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Speaker 1: just normalizing rat legs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bloody hard because you do. You have got

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Speaker 3: very ratty legs.

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Speaker 2: And for a lot of people who are joining the show,

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Speaker 2: you mightn't you across the fact that Rodent sticks over

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Speaker 2: here has struggled with it for a while because.

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Speaker 3: You have got quite ratty legs. Your calves are a

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Speaker 3: bit ratty.

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Speaker 2: I'd call them dental floss legs, but they're probably more

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Speaker 2: analogous to dental floss after you've used them, and they're

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Speaker 2: a bit skanky.

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Speaker 3: Are rat legs actually that unattractive? Maybe your girlfriend Mim

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Speaker 3: should call it.

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Speaker 4: No, she wouldn't say a physio legs over theholder true story.

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Speaker 1: He said they're the weakest calves came across my lap.

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Speaker 4: And it is a true story.

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Speaker 3: So you got very ready legs. Yeah, I thought, what

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Speaker 3: we do right now? Great?

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Speaker 2: Up, Juniy because we've got alpham Maps, who's going to

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Speaker 2: join us to talk about his ratty legs.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's kick it off, though, shall we. All right,

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Speaker 3: let's talk about him twigg legs. A little breeze could

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Speaker 3: snuff him at any moment walking around on that.

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Speaker 2: If I can't stand for any moments, if.

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Speaker 3: I can't stand in any moments.

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Speaker 2: Is this something?

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Speaker 1: And fund.

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Speaker 3: Right up?

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Speaker 5: Very good?

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Speaker 2: Right legs chat with al Perkins. It joins us now

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Speaker 2: from Maps.

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Speaker 6: C I al, hey boy, how are we?

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Speaker 2: I'll ask you if you were standing, but it'll be treacherous.

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Speaker 3: What are you up to?

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Speaker 6: I'm actually in Macca's car park.

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Speaker 4: Just fade you got you got to get the calories

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Speaker 4: up with the rat legs. I get it, mate, you

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Speaker 4: got to fill them out.

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Speaker 6: And we're going to hit the gym together. All right,

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Speaker 6: we're going to train legs.

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Speaker 1: I've been training for years. They haven't made any difference.

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Speaker 1: When did you realize how you had ratty legs? Because

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Speaker 1: for me, it was only three or four years ago

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Speaker 1: that I started seeing photos. And I remember I tried

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Speaker 1: to buy some tights and things were very whispy down at.

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Speaker 4: The carf region. When did you realize you had rat

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Speaker 4: legs out?

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Speaker 6: I only realized probably once I entered the experiment, and

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Speaker 6: I will sit in there doing the interview and I

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Speaker 6: couldn't come with an answer. Yeah right, that's the first

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Speaker 6: thing that came to mind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh right, them asking about you made you realize

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Speaker 1: for the first time that you have rat legs.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean that was just an insecurity of mine that

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Speaker 6: I haven't really thought about. And yeah, it just it

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Speaker 6: just came up on the spot.

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Speaker 1: Because we bury it. We bury it for years, don't we.

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Speaker 1: Are we suppressed these emotions around having rety legs?

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Speaker 6: I get it, mate, of course.

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Speaker 4: And obviously last night you didn't get a kiss.

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Speaker 3: Didn't get a kiss last night?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 4: Are you blaming the ruddy legs on that? Sam?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good question.

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Speaker 6: I probably probably can blame the ready legs. But hey,

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Speaker 6: look it was on like at the moment was happening,

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Speaker 6: the sun was setting, I had a couple of marks. Oh,

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Speaker 6: I'm like, what can go wrong? And went in, went

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Speaker 6: in and yeah, got brushed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she knew about the pins.

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Speaker 2: Has she mentioned something about the fact that your legs

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Speaker 2: aren't bigger than met thermometers or is that just totally

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Speaker 2: hasn't come up between you two.

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Speaker 6: No, I haven't come up. Sounds pretty good. She doesn't

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Speaker 6: really say too much about my legs. It's it's just

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's going to work on it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my partner's the same, Aunt. She totally respects it.

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Speaker 2: Does she mean I lost my SIM card on the

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Speaker 2: weekend and I had to use one of those pins

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Speaker 2: to put in my phone. Yeah, and it reminded me

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Speaker 2: a lot of your legs.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's strat of offensive.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I just say, I mean just talking to

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Speaker 1: you has helped me, and hopefully how you talking to

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Speaker 1: me has helped you? And I think rat leg men

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Speaker 1: need to get around each other of so, so our

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Speaker 1: with your permission made, would you like to start with

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Speaker 1: me the rat leg support group?

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Speaker 6: Jesus, Oh, let's do a rat leg support group. Were

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Speaker 6: any guys out there who have rat legs? Here we

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Speaker 6: join our group? Here we go, buddy, that will harp

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Speaker 6: you are we all get together and we just hide

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Speaker 6: each other up.

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Speaker 3: Bloody talk about that's not support group.

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Speaker 6: Let's go get on you.

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Speaker 2: There's won't be any steps up to the clubhouse though

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Speaker 2: of course.

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Speaker 4: That's a health hazard.

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Speaker 1: That's a health hazard, of course ramps only. But thirty

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Speaker 1: one O six five, I'm serious about this. Let let's

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Speaker 1: get the feelers out there. Do you want well, if

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Speaker 1: there are any blugs out there listening to this right

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Speaker 1: now who want to join the rat leg Support Group,

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Speaker 1: the r.

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Speaker 4: L SG, what are you providing them?

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Speaker 3: What do they get out of this support love?

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Speaker 1: We're trying to normalize this. You know, rat leg it

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Speaker 1: really hurts, and we keep these secrets. We suppress the

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Speaker 1: emotion of a rat leg quite seriously. Okay, So if

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Speaker 1: you want to call this show right now and just

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Speaker 1: talk about your experience with having rat legs right thirteen

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Speaker 1: one oh sixty five is the number. Let's get around

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Speaker 1: each other.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you me Al from maps ol, let's talk about

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Speaker 2: it right now. We've got Al from Maps who joins us.

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Speaker 2: Maps is back tonight channel nine seven thirty. We are

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Speaker 2: going to be talking about his legs very shortly, largely

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Speaker 2: just how ratty they are.

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Speaker 3: But how before we get into the rat legs chat?

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Speaker 3: Straight up?

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Speaker 2: Mate, are you on maps so that you can be

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Speaker 2: an internet phenomenon the heck?

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Speaker 6: Now, that's a love baby.

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Speaker 2: Sure you are. We love that about you, man, love

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Speaker 2: that about you. And that was said with an earnestness

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Speaker 2: that I blew me away. All right, let's get into

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Speaker 2: the rat legs Support group.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because al you and I have agreed to be

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Speaker 1: the face of a new movement. We are getting around

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Speaker 1: men everywhere who have pins for legs, who have rat legs.

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Speaker 1: It's called the rat Legs Support Group.

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Speaker 2: This is a safe space for those suffering under the

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Speaker 2: weight of rles sport.

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Speaker 4: It's rat Legs Support Group.

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Speaker 2: I'm not part of the support group, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I will just be here. I had peaking duck on

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Speaker 2: the weekend, delicious peaking duck. Peaking duck pancakes. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: they give you that very very thin, flimsy bit of

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Speaker 2: cucumber that goes in with the peaking duck.

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Speaker 3: Yes, reminded me of your legs.

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Speaker 1: That sort of chat doesn't stand in the rat legs.

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Speaker 1: And don't laugh, ol, don't laugh at him, because.

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Speaker 6: Now you know what we're going to raise. You know,

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Speaker 6: it takes a lot of courage to come on the

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Speaker 6: radio and you know, admit that you have rat legs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, ma.

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Speaker 2: You know I applaud you.

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Speaker 4: You're on commercial.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Dylan's joined us.

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Speaker 2: Dylan, You've got rat legs, mate, Mate.

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Speaker 6: I should be the president of the rat leg Committee.

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Speaker 8: I swear to god, I've been supporting rat legs since

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Speaker 8: three mates.

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Speaker 6: I'm well into it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, And when did you realize you had rat legs?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 8: Honestly, not that long ago. I've been in braking him a.

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Speaker 2: Whole life, but only realized quite shortly when I took

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Speaker 6: Laughing at me.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And now I get jealous staring at a chicken drumstick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have similar moments, still on

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Speaker 1: similar moments do you?

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Speaker 4: And there's question for you as well.

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Speaker 1: Ow do you find that most socks when you buy socks,

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're just so loose down there, they just

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Speaker 1: don't hug the ankle of kidding the socks?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: That's even getting better because you know you can you

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Speaker 6: can buy any size sock having a rat leg and

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Speaker 6: it won't cut the circulation off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody good point exactly right.

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Speaker 8: As well as that people don't realize rubber bands do

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Speaker 6: Mate.

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Speaker 1: Then still in your legs in your legs.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like you've just got a you've just

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Speaker 2: got a nine iron for pins?

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Speaker 4: What's going on? Support?

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Speaker 3: Using rubber pants to keep your socks up?

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Speaker 4: Hey, appreciate his un I am joking.

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Speaker 6: I am.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Freddie. That is good stuff.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe that, Freddie.

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Speaker 4: You want to join the rat legs support group?

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Speaker 1: Mate, Freddie, Freddy, Freddie, we can only hear your legs

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Speaker 1: strapping in the wind.

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Speaker 6: Fred will scared.

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Speaker 4: I scared him right off.

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Speaker 3: I scared him right off. Jewels, who's gone, o, Jewels,

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Speaker 3: you've got rat legs?

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Speaker 4: He am.

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Speaker 10: My ankles are so skinny.

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Speaker 7: They're the same size as my wrists.

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Speaker 10: So I used to get called at school.

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Speaker 3: Straight down shot, straight down shot. Yeah, you can't tell

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Speaker 3: the difference.

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Speaker 4: Good use Dylan's move if you're struggling with socks, by

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Speaker 4: the way, Jewels lacking bands?

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks for joining us, mate, been a pleasure to

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Speaker 2: have you on Maps is back tonight on Channel nine.

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Speaker 2: Still haven't got a smooch with Sam yet. The honeymoon's begun.

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Speaker 2: You tried, Burrs, You've tried, You've tried everything. Really, have

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Speaker 2: you got any new tactics.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm rowing out of ideas. Boys, what do I do? Anything?

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Speaker 4: Just just some just some long pants.

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Speaker 1: Saw the internet debut of something that people are referring

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Speaker 1: to as the Pirate puss quite seriously in Brisbane. The

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Speaker 1: Pirate pusses what she is being called a cat, a

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Speaker 1: ginger cat in Brisbane. Will honestly is becoming folklore in

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Speaker 1: the area because.

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Speaker 2: It's just she's called the pirate Pusses.

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Speaker 4: She pirate pusse. She's so stealing down three quarters down.

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Speaker 1: Pirate Kitty says, sorry, I've misread that. So she's stealing toys,

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Speaker 1: this cat stealing toy and then rocking up to random's

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Speaker 1: houses with these stolen toys.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Now what I find interesting about this? What I

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Speaker 3: What do you? What do you?

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Speaker 1: Some people are praising the Pirate Kitty, Sorry about that

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Speaker 1: Just brings us at a really interesting fork in the

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Speaker 3: Is your cat a twat?

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Speaker 7: Is my cardeness?

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Speaker 4: Or is my cat twat?

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Speaker 3: Is my cardeness? Or is my cat twat?

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Speaker 4: Please got them.

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Speaker 3: You know why they do that?

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Speaker 1: Why please stop bringing it up because it makes me uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: It's still stop saying barbed penis anyway. I just think

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Speaker 1: It's just not happening. And I have found recently that

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Speaker 1: I've got my million and goes, now's when I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: He must be sitting there holding it all day. Then

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just leave it there while you're eating?

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Speaker 4: Couldn't stand it?

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Speaker 1: You can't eat your meal because it's in the living room.

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Speaker 2: Probably that's probably issue, isn't Were you a kitty litter

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Speaker 1: Anywhere else to put it?

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Speaker 2: But I mean maybe that that's another argument as to

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Speaker 4: I think that's cleaner than just a dog taking a

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I prefer my animal pooing outside in

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Speaker 1: I could put the kitty litter outside, but apparently he's

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Speaker 4: Which I guess.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, here's the question Australia thirteen one six five any

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Speaker 2: Solve it right up next our cat's twats? You and

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Speaker 1: Here's my cardeness or my cat Tad's my cardiness?

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Speaker 3: Or is my cat tad?

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Speaker 1: We're talking about it because there is a cat in

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Speaker 4: Some people are praising it.

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Speaker 3: You see why we touched on this briefly during the song.

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Speaker 3: What's the good part of this?

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Speaker 1: I think same reason that people praised Robin Hood and

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't praise Ned Kelly he was just a thief.

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Speaker 3: Robin Hood gave to the poor.

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Speaker 2: So there'll be an argument that he's the cat delivering

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Speaker 1: Unconfirmed, it's not, but there would be an argument online

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Speaker 4: Is doing that. But maybe so he's not. He's probably

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Speaker 3: I think the cats get a free reign.

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are just like, oh God,

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Speaker 2: look what the cat's doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not it's always selfish.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't like my cat. My cat just looks

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Speaker 1: after himself. He leaves you little spews around the house.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think he needs dispute. I think something

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Speaker 1: let's go to Alana here on thirteen one oh six five. Alana,

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Speaker 1: is your cat a bit of a twat the biggest.

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Speaker 10: Yes, he is obsessed with food. He will close the

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Speaker 10: on our BedHead. He has bitten my face in the

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Speaker 10: middle of the night, he's just the biggest twat.

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Speaker 2: Get rid of this because he's cute?

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Speaker 4: Are they? They are? You know Lenny's cute.

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Speaker 1: You saw Lenny on the web, Pennis.

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Speaker 3: Mate. Let's go to Caitlyn.

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Speaker 2: Bring up on thirteen six five, Kitlin? What is your

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Speaker 2: is your cated twat?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 10: He is honestly the worst cat you can get.

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Speaker 1: Okay, why, Caitlin.

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Speaker 7: So every time I'm really busy during the day, let's

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Speaker 7: I don't give him enough aquestion, he will shop on

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Speaker 7: my bed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've had the same problem, Kaitlyn.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't actually put on to be fair, get a cat,

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Speaker 3: Do you like the cat, Caitlin?

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Speaker 1: I love the cat.

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Speaker 7: He's good in every way, but he just sends the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, cat versus dog.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like dog just does doesn't poop, doesn't poo

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Speaker 2: on your bed, says good Idia. When you get home,

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Speaker 2: fetches things for you. Always up for a cuddle.

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Speaker 4: Lot of hard work though. Let's go to Ebany here

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Speaker 4: that you.

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Speaker 3: Love the creature, that's why you've got the pet. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: when the argument with cats, as we were talking about before. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it's great. I just get to leave him at home.

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Speaker 4: And I do going home like you would if you

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Speaker 3: In the first.

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Speaker 4: Instance, Ebony, is your cat a bit of a twat?

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Speaker 9: Yes, his name is Archer, and he's a bit of

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Speaker 10: He likes to trip you over whilst carrying hot coffees

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Speaker 10: and teat your ankle.

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Speaker 5: Pat, you're try and trip you with the tail.

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Speaker 10: With the tail, Eban, no, no, with he pause, I

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Speaker 10: think you're with his pole.

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Speaker 3: Dear hell.

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Speaker 1: And that's that's the other thing. Yeah, it's like it's

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Speaker 1: the timing. My cat poos when I eat as a

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Speaker 1: And when you do, when you do want to cuddle,

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Speaker 11: This is exactly right, that's exactly there.

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Speaker 2: Are is a theory to say that, like every cat

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Speaker 2: is a reincarnation of a person that previously hated you.

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Speaker 4: Oh so for me who hated me?

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Speaker 1: Don't answer that question. I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Dane here.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 4: Good dame for interrupting. Is your cat? Is you a

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Speaker 4: bit of a trat?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 8: Probably starts off with his name. His name was Napoleon,

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Speaker 8: and we don't have the cat anymore. They had a

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Speaker 8: and it was on the bench. He'd not on the floor,

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Speaker 8: but do it while looking at you.

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Speaker 3: Oh they knock things off tables and stuff, don't they?

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Speaker 8: Glasses played, So we went through so much crockery it

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Speaker 8: was ridiculous. But also on what you were saying about

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Speaker 8: eating while pooping?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, what are your toilet?

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Speaker 8: What are your toilet? Training? You cat?

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Speaker 4: You can't? I got told you can't.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean you can't?

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Speaker 4: How do you do that?

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Speaker 6: What you do?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 8: You get a large barbecue faur tray, put the literate

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Speaker 8: and sit it in your toilet with the lid down,

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Speaker 8: and once every probably three or four days, cut the whole.

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Speaker 8: Bigger and bigger and bigger, and the cats get used

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Speaker 1: You think my cat will take a dump in the toilet, Dane.

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Speaker 8: If you put the litter in there and show us

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Speaker 8: where the litter is, over time it will do it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh wow? Like did Napoleon poo in the toilet?

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Speaker 8: Don yep?

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Speaker 3: Definitely way, So why'd you get rid of him?

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Speaker 8: Then Dane passed.

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Speaker 1: Away, fell in the toilet. Of guys going to laugh there, Jake,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure Napoleon's fine. No, he's not fine, but I'm

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Speaker 1: sure he died of old age. Anyway, traffic.

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Speaker 4: There what it's time, you believe it or not? We

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Speaker 4: love this Every Monday, same time, same place.

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Speaker 3: We love it do.

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Speaker 1: I have a theme every single week. I give you

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Speaker 1: facts about that theme. Some of them made up, some of.

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Speaker 4: Them are true.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to cipher between the two. Now last week

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Speaker 1: you embarrassed me, got a clean sweep, so I'm bruised.

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Speaker 3: Two weeks in a row, I've had a win. Have

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Speaker 3: you got the audio of last week?

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Speaker 1: Raphael and Adal Oh my god, didn't wear underwear until

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Speaker 1: he was the age of twelve.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's true. I think that's fake.

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Speaker 11: Damn it one hey, buddy, one four hours of work

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Speaker 11: a craft shot to pieces.

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Speaker 3: Well, you called it a craft last week.

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Speaker 4: I did. I call it a craft.

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Speaker 1: Spent four hours this morning on it today, So here

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Speaker 1: we go. Now the theme by the way is Neighbors Neighbors.

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Speaker 1: It was actually really sad news. They're going to cut

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Speaker 1: it from the UK see you later, British broadcast dropping

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Speaker 1: Neighbors after a thirty seven years Wow. So anyway, So

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Speaker 1: this is Neighbor's storylines. Okay, you have to tell me

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Speaker 1: if they're real or fake?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to warm up?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to give me a warm because I

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Speaker 2: I feel like last time you hit me in de form?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I built up your confidence last time. Producers want

452
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Speaker 1: to warm up though, they think it really hooks people's

453
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,440
Speaker 1: bless you, honey, produce.

454
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,960
Speaker 4: The producers really think it hooks people in.

455
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Speaker 3: If I give you a warm I'll give you should

456
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,159
Speaker 3: we want to make it a warm up? Won make

457
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:28,640
Speaker 3: it the real deal?

458
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:28,840
Speaker 9: No?

459
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:29,800
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

460
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the real deal in a bloody hook

461
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:36,879
Speaker 1: break mate? Okay, So he his Neighbours storylines? Okay, Will

462
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 1: after Doctor Carl's second divorce from Susan.

463
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Speaker 3: Second divorce from Susan. Yeah, I didn't know this.

464
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,520
Speaker 1: It's been up four times over the course over the journey.

465
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Speaker 1: After his second divorce from Susan, he becomes an adult

466
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Speaker 1: entertainer called the Love Doctor. Is that a true neighbors

467
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,040
Speaker 1: storyline or have I just made that up?

468
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.

469
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Speaker 1: And like it's a warm up because yeah, it didn't happen.

470
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,280
Speaker 1: It didn't happen, so you would have won, you would

471
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,400
Speaker 1: have won there, But.

472
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 4: It's just a warm up.

473
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 1: Guys, Let's go to a song. I'm not do I

474
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 1: have my tail back? Is my tail back? Be honest

475
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,920
Speaker 1: with me? Right up next, it's the real deal Neighbors

476
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,679
Speaker 1: storylines straighten up.

477
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Speaker 2: Woody coming up next with the more Will and Woody,

478
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 2: the Will and Woody Podcast.

479
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:33,680
Speaker 1: It's time for believe it or not. He's got some

480
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 1: weird faction stories, some.

481
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Speaker 7: Of them real.

482
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Speaker 4: Some The opener explains the game today. I always theme

483
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Speaker 4: it's topical.

484
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 1: We are doing neighbors, so neighbors storylines, so you have

485
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Speaker 1: to decide whether they're real or they're fake. We're doing

486
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 1: it because it's getting cut from the UK after thirty.

487
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 2: Seven years on it the only place that it's on

488
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 2: TV and Australia, so you still.

489
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 1: Get it on ten plus or ten goals or ten

490
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Speaker 1: goals or whatever.

491
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 3: They kill it.

492
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, they still in the UK and they're trying

493
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Speaker 1: to get Kylie to come back to the show in

494
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Speaker 1: the UK.

495
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Speaker 4: To keep it going. Obviously that's not going to happen anyway.

496
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: So we are doing yeah, storylines of Neighbors. Okay, here

497
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:28,679
Speaker 1: we go, best of three. In one episode Will of Neighbors,

498
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: Julie accuses her neighbors of eating her dog. Is that true?

499
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: Where have I made that up? Speculates with Lou about

500
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 1: the neighbors eating her dog.

501
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 4: A little bit of a nosey bastard.

502
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 2: We all know it.

503
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 3: I think it's true, damn it.

504
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Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, cham.

505
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's gone to pieces?

506
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Speaker 3: Are you writing down that I'm writing? Just keep it

507
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Speaker 3: in you. I need one to win. I need one

508
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 3: to take us to the news. That's all you need

509
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 3: to know. It's in four hours of work this morning.

510
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 3: This is you did shoot the email over at nine am?

511
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Speaker 3: Was at nine am?

512
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Speaker 7: John, I believe it or not?

513
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 3: So good to go what you said? One? No one

514
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 3: about no one? Boys have done my believe it or not? Today?

515
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Speaker 2: Wake?

516
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 3: So you do them on Sunday, though, don't you? You

517
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 3: start sort of, you know, a light research on something.

518
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm topical, so on the on the morning, but I

519
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: set my alarm for five am.

520
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 4: I'm up there early. I like to rise with the sun.

521
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: One do we believe it?

522
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 4: I'm not all right?

523
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 3: One now?

524
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Speaker 4: Best of three? Here we go.

525
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 3: Trouble well.

526
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: In an episode of Neighbors, Eryl gets kidnapped by Ecuadorian

527
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Speaker 1: rebels and then her husband Lou finds out that she

528
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: had an affair with one of them. Is that true?

529
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 4: Or have I made that up?

530
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 5: Is Cheryl.

531
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Speaker 3: Is Cheryl? Actually? Like she's lose husband In the show.

532
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: Lose Wife, Lose Wife, Cheryl is a woman?

533
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, gather that sorry? Yeah, you know, so, Cheryl is

534
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 3: lose wife.

535
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 4: Her son was wrapped.

536
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: Up with the Ecuadorian rebels.

537
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 4: So that's why they kidnapped her.

538
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: That's why they kidnapped her. But then she hooks up

539
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: with one of the rebels.

540
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.

541
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: That's true.

542
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 9: Why where we go?

543
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 3: Why it all comes down to this? Oh my god, it.

544
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: All comes down.

545
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,959
Speaker 3: We are what all Australia.

546
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 4: Here we go?

547
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: Okay, bloody hell.

548
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 4: The super warter as well.

549
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 3: A functional water bottle rather than that.

550
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 4: Excuse me, I'm very nervous. Okay, here we go, Here

551
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 4: we go.

552
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: She need to choose it.

553
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 4: I write twenty of them, only used three. Okay, here

554
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 4: we go.

555
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 9: Well.

556
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: In an episode of Neighbors, Susan slips on some milk

557
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: and she wakes up thinking that she's a sixteen year

558
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: old girl? Is that true? Or have I just made

559
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: that up?

560
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: Now?

561
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: I think I actually might have seen this.

562
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: Well, redraw redrawer, if you've seen it?

563
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.

564
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a moment where Susan didn't

565
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 2: remember that she was Susan.

566
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Speaker 3: Remember that?

567
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: Did she slip on some milk?

568
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 2: I think she might have slipped on milk. Now, milk

569
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: is slippery. I think she might have. I think she

570
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: might have slipped on milk.

571
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: She woke up, she thought she was sixteen, disgusted by Carl.

572
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: What is obviously Carls a mid forties man.

573
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Speaker 3: Did she do so? But she battled through that with

574
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 3: Karl afterwards?

575
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 4: What of therapy?

576
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: Right as they're trying to, you know, become my husband

577
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: and wife again, She's like, thought, I'm not interested in

578
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: a forty five years man.

579
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Speaker 2: She thought she was a sixteen year old thought she

580
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: was a sixteen year old girl.

581
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 4: Oh God, didn't mind.

582
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: She's she's the principal of the local primer.

583
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Speaker 3: How do I feel like I've seen that?

584
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: Because maybe it was real.

585
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's true. That's a fact. I'm sorry

586
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 3: I did I saw it. I actually sorry. I don't

587
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 3: loved myself.

588
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 4: Oh it's good to be back.

589
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 3: It's good to be back. Oh you only got there

590
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 3: because I tricked myself.

591
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 2: No, no, I saw it, mate, there's no tricker.

592
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 3: You've read three facts out. There was no trigger at

593
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Speaker 3: allodcasting now it's.

594
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Speaker 1: Will and Will. A mystery from my childhood was unearthed.

595
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: I took my dad's BORNO, mag did you take your.

596
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 3: We talked about it.

597
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 4: We never talked about it, but then one day they

598
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 4: were just gone.

599
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 3: All from under your Betty took him back.

600
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, he must have taken him back.

601
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 3: We should ask your dad about that.

602
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 4: That's awkward.

603
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: So here we are.

604
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: I have never spoken to my dad about this incident,

605
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 1: but I think it's a good idea to confront them.

606
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 4: I could. Oh, yeah, of course you're enjoying this. This

607
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 4: is going to be an awkward chat. Here we go.

608
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 4: Let's call dad. Hello, Hey Dad? How I am?

609
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 6: What?

610
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 7: How are you?

611
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 4: Very very good? You're in there, you're on air. Will's here?

612
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 4: Oh Will, good mate?

613
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 7: How are you?

614
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 3: A happy New Year?

615
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 8: Thank you?

616
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 5: Dad?

617
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 4: I reckon.

618
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Speaker 1: When I was thirteen, maybe four fourteen years old, I

619
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: found some naughty magazines on top on top of a

620
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: bookshelf in the front room of our family home.

621
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Speaker 9: That's disgusting.

622
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: Now, I knew you'd have that reaction. No, Steve, hold there,

623
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 3: hold on, we're gonna go to a song. You were

624
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: going to go on a song. I knew you'd have

625
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 3: that reaction. We come back on the other side with

626
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 3: Steve's dad.

627
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 2: It's willing Woody Wood's got your dad, Steve, who joins

628
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 2: us on the phone right now?

629
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 3: Now, Dad, what.

630
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: I was saying before the song is that I found

631
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: some naughty magazines on top of a bookshelf in the

632
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: front room when I was about.

633
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 4: Thirteen years old.

634
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: Yes, now, you acted before the song that you were

635
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: shocked by this news.

636
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 4: You said it was disgusting. But here is my assumption,

637
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 4: or here is my accusation.

638
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 3: Sorry, before you.

639
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: Go on there, did you say it will be wrong

640
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 2: the hiding place?

641
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 3: Yes, it was just above a bookshelf.

642
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 4: It was a very tall bookshelf.

643
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: Right, it was actually a dangerous mission for me to

644
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: climb the bookshelf.

645
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 3: How did you get up there? You climbed the actual bookshelf.

646
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 4: Dangerous. Wow, very dangerous for you.

647
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 9: You should know, Will because you would have put them

648
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 9: there because you are at the.

649
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 11: Time you were.

650
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 4: Interrogate Will Jack. But that is a refresher memory.

651
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 9: Dad.

652
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: One of these magazines was a tropical inspired like Playboy,

653
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: which was my favorite, and then and then there was

654
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: a more standard Playboy. Okay, now this is where things

655
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: get interesting.

656
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 3: Tropical inspired.

657
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

658
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: They were all on a tropical island, and I think

659
00:28:51,960 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: that's right, so Dad, but this is where this is

660
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,239
Speaker 1: interesting for me. So I chicily took those magazines and,

661
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: out of convenience, put them under my bed. I stayed

662
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: to claim on them because obviously I wanted to revisit

663
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: the tropical island. Now, one day, a few weeks later,

664
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: those magazines just disappeared.

665
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

666
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: My question to you is, did you find the magazines

667
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: and take them back and reclaim them and probably find

668
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: a better hiding place or do you not know what

669
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking about?

670
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 9: No, I've got no idea.

671
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 8: It sounds like a fantasy story to me.

672
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: At Trumpet, stop trying to protect your reputation.

673
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: Clearly, your magazine som Mum never had a conversation with

674
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 4: you about finding.

675
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 3: But you didn't go and find them under Woody's bed.

676
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 8: Steve, No, no, I don't recall.

677
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 7: I'd remember it if I did.

678
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 4: I reckon. We got a call Mum.

679
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: Jeem, It's either it's either Mum or Tom. Do you

680
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: think Tom was capable of taking the magazine's dad?

681
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 8: I think I think Tom is a person of interest.

682
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: Yet so happy that that you're out of the gay

683
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Speaker 2: The gay is now.

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00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 3: You're you're walking free here, driving down the jag for

685
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Speaker 3: the top down. Mate, You're out, You're out of there.

686
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 9: And well, what age were you?

687
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 8: When were you the first time you came into our place?

688
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 7: A sixteen?

689
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 4: I need to search. We're going to search warrants.

690
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 9: You'll take them at you're there at your home.

691
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 3: Search one for the tropical island border.

692
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Speaker 7: We've got to get to the bottom of it.

693
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: Great flights, Dave, Thanks for Johnny, Mate, a bunch of

694
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: free drive, so thank you.

695
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: By the Will and Woody podcast would Throw.

696
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Speaker 2: The Winter Games are on Channel seven right now, bloody

697
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Speaker 2: good watching.

698
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: And joining us to talk all about it. Got Georgie

699
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Speaker 3: Parker from Channel seven.

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Speaker 5: G Georgie, hello, boys, you've been watching it watched Jakara

701
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 5: last night. Got one spirit ly.

702
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: Saw your phone out over there, George, what's going on?

703
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: Mate?

704
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 3: Check us on speaking? Maybe? Yeah, no, you gotcha.

705
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: You're doing the old thing your grammar used to do

706
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: and she used to dial it because she used to

707
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: press it so hard into her check no, mate, So yeah, no,

708
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Speaker 2: Jakara Anthony won the gold last night.

709
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Speaker 3: How bloody good is that is?

710
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 6: That?

711
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: It's our sixth ever Winter Games gold medal. That's pretty amazing.

712
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 3: Talk us through it.

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00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, six gold medal for Jakara and the first ever

714
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 5: in moguls as well. So she went to the last

715
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 5: olympict and Beyong Chang and she came forth. She's just

716
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 5: twenty three, and she let she set herself up, but

717
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 5: genuinely the ultimate at fail. She went through ranked world

718
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 5: number one, and she won every single event that she

719
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 5: was going through, so topped the ladder every single time.

720
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 5: And then just the pressure she goes through, there's bloody

721
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 5: going very steep. Those girls going down. Haven't did those

722
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 5: slips and landing on those bumps. I mean, I've been

723
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 5: skiing once and broke my coxic bones, so I'm never.

724
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 6: Going to do that again.

725
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 10: But these either incredible athletes.

726
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: Did you say you're commentating this s gang and you're

727
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: never going to do it ever again?

728
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, you know those who can't do just.

729
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 4: Talk about it right, Talk the talk, don't walk the

730
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 4: walk or sk ski.

731
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Speaker 1: Now, talk to us, Georgie, talk to us about the

732
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Speaker 1: curling team, because I reckon this story is quite extraordinary.

733
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Speaker 5: Well, I've never thought that I'd be yelling at a

734
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 5: TV about some people looking with a broom on some

735
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 5: ice ever, But I loved watching these too. Tarlie and

736
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 5: Dean and a day ago they got told that they've

737
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 5: got COVID. Tarlie Gill had COVID and had their backs

738
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: packed ready to leave China and a port for at

739
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 5: their last two matches. Turns out she was just shedding,

740
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 5: so she doesn't even have the viral load enough to

741
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Speaker 5: be contagious and spreadable according to the AOC and the IOC,

742
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 5: so they've got to stay. They played against the silver

743
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 5: medalist and the gold medalists in their last two matches.

744
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 5: They hadn't won a game yet play against them. They

745
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Speaker 5: beat them. And what's interesting about this is they're playing

746
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Speaker 5: John Morris, who's the Canadian team who weirdly enough coaches

747
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 5: them when they're in Canada, so they're playing against their coach,

748
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 5: we could mind blowing and very strange, but they're playing

749
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Speaker 5: against and then they beat him, so incredibleness for them,

750
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Speaker 5: and they got their wins on there and I mean

751
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Speaker 5: they still came tenth. Not a great record for them,

752
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 5: but they're the first ever curlers and in a country

753
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Speaker 5: that we don't have much eye so they did a

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Speaker 5: brilliant job.

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00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: No, absolutely absolutely hard to listen to your coach for

756
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: the next session though, I can't imagine that.

757
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 5: What else would you have on the line for that?

758
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 5: But that was mind blowing. And they're going John Morris,

759
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 5: why do I know that name? Oh, that's their coach.

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Speaker 6: So that's very very strange.

761
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: Also just shows, i mean how little people curl obviously,

762
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: when it's like, oh, our coach is competing.

763
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Speaker 3: Small it's a small community. It's a small community.

764
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Speaker 2: Georgie's final thing here, let's talk a little about a

765
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Speaker 2: little bit about Scotty James. Obviously, you know, one of

766
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Speaker 2: the great hopes for us for the Games in the snowboarding.

767
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: He's going to be coming up against American snowboarders Sean White,

768
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 2: who's you know, a genuine champion of the event.

769
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Speaker 3: How's he going to go? Do you think?

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Speaker 5: Well, Scotty Scotty James, not Scotty White. Scotty James incredible form.

771
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Speaker 5: It just came off of an EX Game gold medal.

772
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Speaker 5: He's going to learn from his last experience. Third and

773
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Speaker 5: Peng Chanin. So he's coming out here and he's ready

774
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 5: to give it to Seawn White. They actually really don't

775
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 5: like it, so it's gonna be a bit of a

776
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 5: mocking match to the rink there, rink, the plant there.

777
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no made what I'm getting in?

778
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 5: They So they don't really like each other. But Scotty

779
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 5: James is he's in really good form. Bronze men, like

780
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 5: I said four years ago. But Scotty White, Scotty White,

781
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 5: Shawn White, he's in his fifth Olympics, three gold medals

782
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 5: for him, is the most decorated X Game medalist as

783
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 5: well the most amount of gold medal team. So he's

784
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Speaker 5: a genuine star. He's changed the face of snowboarding, particularly

785
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 5: in America. He's really mainstreamed it and been there for

786
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 5: that complete shift in how we look at those kind

787
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 5: of extreme sports. So that's going to be exciting things.

788
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 5: But that's something on Wednesday night.

789
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 2: Wednesday night, Wednesday night is it is the big snowboarding showdown. Okay,

790
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: beautiful and that's on the seven plus half great stuff, Jesus,

791
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: plenty of great stuff to come. I'm very excited for

792
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: the snowboarding. Georgie, thank you so much for joining us. Mate,

793
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: really appreciate it.

794
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 5: Thanks mate, lilive and free and.

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Speaker 2: HD live and free, HG channel seven beautiful.

796
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Speaker 5: You can just so you Tony James's name right, but

797
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 5: I'll get our seven.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's that's the important stuff. And then in the AHD.

799
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Speaker 2: The great thing about the AHD is you can see

800
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Speaker 2: perfectly all the non snow capped hills that.

801
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Speaker 3: Are around the event at the moment, all of it,

802
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 3: all of it.

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00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 5: Did you know that?

804
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 3: Do you know what's that does not.

805
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 4: Extraordinary make the ski of the snow? None of us

806
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 4: know anything in that Winter Games do.

807
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 3: Thanks georg.

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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

809
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 2: We're focusing on Scomo today, Woods who forgave his pal

810
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: Barnaby choice because politics is a brutal business in his words,

811
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Speaker 2: which I think, I just I just want a bit

812
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: of proof on sure, Like I was thinking the word

813
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 2: brutal seems like an interesting choice of words. Brutal implies

814
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: to me some sort of like physical battering that you cop.

815
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: I could see scimo when Barnaby is sorting out some

816
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: issials with a bit of physicality.

817
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: But I'm in their day to day the oval offices

818
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 2: in the United States. My friend realized that never talk politics,

819
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 2: No never. But he might have cut him his finger

820
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 2: on some photocopying.

821
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 4: Oh no, true, he wouldn't do his own photo copy.

822
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: He might have cramped his hand from signing something.

823
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 4: Does he signs building signs?

824
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: There are hazards out there.

825
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have choked on his spatchcock at a

826
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: corporate lunch.

827
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: Who knows. I might have narrowly avoided a DVT while

828
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: flowing long distances business class. I don't know. I don't know.

829
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: It seems like it could be a brutal business.

830
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: But before we entertained that prospect, we threw it over

831
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: to you guys, thirty one oh six or five? Is

832
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 2: your job more brutal than a politician's?

833
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: Gonna have to prove it?

834
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 4: Talking brutal business. Stick to the brutal business.

835
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: We are talking brutal business.

836
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 4: I was a pamphlet delivery.

837
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 3: Boy, that's a brutal business. No, it's a brutal business.

838
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 4: You sound like you've been be condescending.

839
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 5: All I was.

840
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 3: I wanted to live at a pamphlet or two.

841
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 4: Okay, talk to me.

842
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: You'd always get your finger caught in the little automatic flapper,

843
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't you.

844
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 4: You know they brought in the automatic flapper.

845
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: I don't think they brought it in.

846
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: I don't think it was like when they brought up

847
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: the T model forward.

848
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 3: No moment.

849
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: You used to just have a hole, and then all

850
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: of a sudden one year everyone had the automatic flatback.

851
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 2: I used to get you're talking about on a letter box.

852
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't think they brought I don't know.

853
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 2: It was a seminal moments, some something like some sicko.

854
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 1: Inventors, and I would have I would have finger bleeds

855
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: after my.

856
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: Did you shove in the pamphlets?

857
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: Well, you want to get your whole hand in there

858
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: and get it, you know, in front.

859
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 3: Of the bills thirty five.

860
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: If you've got a more brutal job and than skomog

861
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: it is called Joey's called on thirty one and six five. Joey,

862
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: what's so brutal about your job, my plumber.

863
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the most brutal thing you've done that

864
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: over the past weeks.

865
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 9: Ago walked into a house a called about a burst

866
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 9: pipe and I got in there. There was poo all

867
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 9: over the side of the walls, coming up the door everywhere.

868
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 9: I had to get the gum boots out, the gloves on,

869
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 9: I had to start cleaning it.

870
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 3: We are talking, Did you say that poo was all

871
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: the way up the.

872
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 9: First part from below the below the toilet just came

873
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 9: up and yeah, I had to get stuck in.

874
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 7: Blood.

875
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 1: Surely sorry, isn't that that's on the owner to clean

876
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: it up before you come and fix them.

877
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 3: Wouldn't have thought so they just leave them as plumbings.

878
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 4: That job part of the job we get paid to do.

879
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 3: Jeez, can you suss it out beforehand? Though, Joe, Like

880
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, you go there.

881
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 9: But once you're in there and you've got your gear

882
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 9: doing but.

883
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 3: Over the phone, you can't suss them out.

884
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 9: And you know, they painted a pretty picture over the phone.

885
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: But then they painted picture, painted it and then you

886
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 2: find out that it's a painted for something else.

887
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: Thanks to the cool joke. Sounds like a bit of

888
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: a brutal business.

889
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: Natasha is called on thirty one and six five, Natasha,

890
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: You're not enough.

891
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 7: Medication comes out and it's a little bit away, but I.

892
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: Feel like you're halfway through a story here, Natasha. I'm

893
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 4: not sure what's happening.

894
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 2: You're halfway through, mate, but you reckon. Your job's more

895
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: brutal than a politicians. You're live on air with the boys.

896
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: The producer's smile looks like they threw you across.

897
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, it sounds like, yeah, no.

898
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 3: Explaining. It sounds like it's a good story though. I mean,

899
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: the first half must have been a amazing They didn't

900
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 3: even VT. You just chug over all, right, right, what's

901
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: your Your job's more brutal than politicians?

902
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 7: I reckon? I am a brown bear researcher in Europe.

903
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, chucking straight across guys?

904
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: Fair enough?

905
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 4: No, fair enough?

906
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: You're a brown bear researcher.

907
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 4: Blood have you been attacked?

908
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 7: Usually the sleeping with a tranquilizing John.

909
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: Bears shoot.

910
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to know, So when you when you

911
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: when you shoot the bear with a trunk and obviously

912
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: all safely down and you treat the animal.

913
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 4: With respective course but when you're doing shoot them with

914
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 4: a trank?

915
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: How much time do you give yourself either side of

916
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: the sleep so you know they're going to go to

917
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: sleep for how long?

918
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, so usually we wait about ten minutes as a

919
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 7: safety bass, but we can save them out cameras takes

920
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 7: four minutes to sleep.

921
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 3: Natasha, Sorry, before you go on. I's got a lot

922
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 3: of questions.

923
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: Here, like when they when you hit them, so the

924
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 2: dart goes in the neck right sometimes these have you

925
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: guys got like a policy that you can't shoot them

926
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 2: when they're on their back legs or something because big

927
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 2: tree fool hard Like do you know what I mean?

928
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: And you've have you got to suss out in the

929
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 2: area that they're going to be able to fall comfortably.

930
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 7: Yes, actually make sure all that is like checked out,

931
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 7: that it's a safe place that you want to aim to.

932
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 7: Like there's lots of studdy muscle tissues, but like you know,

933
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 7: horn legs, but the front legs, there's must of the

934
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 7: part next is not really good.

935
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: So then sorry, So then they so you make sure

936
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: they're asleep, and then they're asleep and then how like

937
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: did they start wiggling?

938
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 4: And then you like get the hell out of here.

939
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 4: His toes are moving or.

940
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 7: The past. I was attaching ometer to the tongue and

941
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 7: then it's sort of slightly bit down on me and

942
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 7: then roll the stone. And I called my partner and

943
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 7: I was like, hey, I'm not sure that she's fully

944
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 7: but you know everything's safe and you know it's some stronger.

945
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: You say that your job's a bit more brutal than

946
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 3: a politician's that. Yeah, I reckon brutal. She whiz that.

947
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: So you shoot bears with tranquilizer guns for a living.

948
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,959
Speaker 6: Pretty much, do you reckon?

949
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: You could shoot Woody with a tranquilizer gun if he

950
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: was moving in the world. I reckon in Australia at

951
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 2: the moment, would you be able to give that a cry?

952
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 7: I don't have my own medication with me here, but

953
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 7: you never know. If you come over to Croatia, I.

954
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: Would love to do this so bad if you had

955
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: a fleshy part though.

956
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 4: Don't shoot the legs.