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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a natural predator to the beer now that's unity.

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<v Speaker 3>Edward Shearon New music on Gold on four point three,

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<v Speaker 3>Chris J.

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<v Speaker 1>O'Connell Show, Gold one O, four pints three.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Jackie boy, Morning guys, Good morning and a

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<v Speaker 4>very happy anniversary today to Patsy and her husband Chris.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're feeling all loved up today. Twenty four years today.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow done. They are sally pretty proud of.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel it's weird actually because it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it's twenty four years, Like that's that's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of years.

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<v Speaker 6>Wedding anniversary on time since like first day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's even longer though, Like that's even like thirty

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<v Speaker 2>plus years. Jack So what were you ninety seven March

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<v Speaker 2>six ninety nine. Yes, long weekend and I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was one of the first Groan PRIs if one groand

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<v Speaker 2>Prix in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 7>So we had to sort of like juggle that with hotels.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hire Albert part all those weddings you see

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<v Speaker 3>there every weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's funny because we've still got our video on

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<v Speaker 2>our wedding on video, which is like six hours long,

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<v Speaker 2>which is we've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got We've got the video, We've got the DVD, and

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<v Speaker 3>now I've got it to think to a USB thumb drive.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going through all the various permutations. Soon we'll have

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<v Speaker 3>a hologram of it. You have to watch.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually I should check that because it's still on video.

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<v Speaker 7>It might even like you got the one HS tape.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they stop losing their faires properties. You should get

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<v Speaker 3>it transferred.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do want to do that. But it's quite

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<v Speaker 2>funny because you see at the start of it when

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<v Speaker 2>we get to the church, I beat Chris to the church.

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<v Speaker 2>I was too early. The time in the limos was

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty minutes fast.

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<v Speaker 6>It makes it sound like a race.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a bit like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you see Chris and his brothers pull up to

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<v Speaker 2>the church and run through a side door breathless thinking

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<v Speaker 2>Chris thought.

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<v Speaker 7>He'd muck the time up.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought, oh gosh, it's going to be so angry

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<v Speaker 2>with me. It was like at one point thirty, not

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<v Speaker 2>at two thirty. Should be in tears.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard of the bride getting there early.

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<v Speaker 7>I know ever ever I know, But that's me, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>But you went at the top of the top of

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<v Speaker 6>the aisle looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>News waits for no one. I had to sit in

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<v Speaker 2>the limos. My dad said, no, you just need to

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<v Speaker 2>wait here for a minute. And then my sister in

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<v Speaker 2>law who was my matron of honor said, my Gream's

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<v Speaker 2>not here, said Chris isn't here yet.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait for his own funeral.

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<v Speaker 3>What else do you remember from you big day? Pas?

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<v Speaker 7>He serenaded me. He sung an Elvis song at.

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<v Speaker 2>Our reception, which was totally I did not wasn't expecting that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's amazing. What did the were? We love God,

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<v Speaker 3>see the wonder of You?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, perfect, the wonder of You.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So that was a bit unexpected. And our MC was

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<v Speaker 7>a hoop.

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<v Speaker 2>We and the guy from Price is right, Sean Cosgrove,

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<v Speaker 2>the come on down guy. I was working with him

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<v Speaker 2>at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>What a higher because he was the only one not

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<v Speaker 3>booked with the Grand Prix.

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<v Speaker 2>He was doing breaking on Gold I think at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were good mates and he mcd.

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<v Speaker 6>He was a lot of fun the training giones.

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<v Speaker 7>Come on yeh, everyone, come on down.

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<v Speaker 3>It was quite funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris's dad, who was I think about seventy eight at

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<v Speaker 2>that time and his brother uncle Joe.

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<v Speaker 7>They were the two drunkest at the reception, absolutely off

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<v Speaker 7>their heads, they were. They had a good night, good night.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations about to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday, I saw a streaming first, first ever global live

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<v Speaker 3>stand up streaming via Netflix. Obviously Netflix is all on demand.

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<v Speaker 3>We streaming breast play this first time. Actually a stand

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<v Speaker 3>up special was filmed somewhere in the world and people

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<v Speaker 3>all over the world were watching it at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Chris Rock and amazing timing. I'm sure it's just

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<v Speaker 3>a coincidental that is a week away from the Oscars,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he slaps back in the best way possible

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<v Speaker 3>with a great twenty minute set about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, you mean he slipped back like he got

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<v Speaker 6>will Smith and Sage and knew like a faux truth.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember that, well, almost a year ago now.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember thinking at the time it was it couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>actually be happening because it was so I remember for.

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<v Speaker 6>Our compute, No, we were just like it does, none

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<v Speaker 6>of this makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>And then but anyway, you can watch about whenever you want.

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<v Speaker 3>But the Chris Rock stand up special is amazing. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get into the extra time time waste stuff. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>we're looking for your hungry bands. Hungry bands is the

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<v Speaker 3>extra time time waste this morning? Fleetwood, Big Mac, Silver plus,

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<v Speaker 3>KFC in the Sunshine Band, Silver, t Bone and I Gold,

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<v Speaker 3>Veggie might be giants. Veggie might be giants Gold and

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<v Speaker 3>Arctic Munchies.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh very good, Gold Plus.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, how will Snoop dogg Saturday Night didn't go?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Monkey, good show?

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<v Speaker 7>You I didn't go?

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<v Speaker 6>You told me Chris and you were going for your NB.

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<v Speaker 3>Did not check? Did Snoop do the wonder of you?

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<v Speaker 7>Stop it? Jack what's your time?

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime we talk about her deep love of four things

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<v Speaker 3>Snoop log, she just gets us to move on. Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 3>what have you got? Hungry bands?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Major Grazer, Silver plus, Gobby Williams it is Yeah

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<v Speaker 6>for office and Nickelbacker looking really hungry? Have you noticed that?

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<v Speaker 6>So the nickel Becker go a nibble snack nibblen.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connall's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show time Waster, extra time. We're looking for

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<v Speaker 3>your hungry bands this morning. All right, Jack, you're riding

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Let's see what they've gone. Let's go, Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>the door. Rito's Oh yes, Dorris Gavin dip biscuit said

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<v Speaker 3>olymp biscuit, Silver biscuit in vain. You're inhaling food, eat

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<v Speaker 3>so quickly, silver silk cap Cheweye Lewis and the news,

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<v Speaker 3>Gold Deli Fotado and Danny Slider knots some sliders. Let's say, Parmish,

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<v Speaker 3>no more silver, the b Veggies, the b Veggie. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't snack on a.

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<v Speaker 4>Bengie, bad party, shame feeding Heidi silver up Ace, feed

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<v Speaker 4>me gold.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very good, ben Er Granny Smith. The apple took

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<v Speaker 3>me a while too. I was staring at that phrase,

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<v Speaker 3>is going, what's he done with that? Silver system of

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<v Speaker 3>a donuts? Silver puss and Brianna Brianna, Brianna bree the cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>But who's who's the Brianna?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh Rianna.

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<v Speaker 3>It deserves more than that, It deserves way more that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just very very good. Sometimes some of these like

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<v Speaker 3>a little dog whistle through it goes over there.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Took My Hungry Bands and over the weekend spending quite

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of time on the couch and eating having snacks.

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<v Speaker 3>If there was a mount rushmore of slacks, what has

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<v Speaker 3>to go on?

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<v Speaker 6>I'll change mine? So the this is going to shock you.

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<v Speaker 6>Reckon the cheesel number one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they are amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>They're so good. I haven't I had one on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 6>I had a box full. I hadn't had them in

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<v Speaker 6>five six years. They're so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. See, the kids love them, so I've still kept

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<v Speaker 3>up to speed over the last couple. Is just how

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<v Speaker 3>great a snap that is.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know why my memory I thought cheesel was

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<v Speaker 6>second rate. Cheese will always walk by it in the aisle.

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<v Speaker 7>It's usually on special and you can shove them on

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<v Speaker 7>the end of your fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we need to do that. We're not

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<v Speaker 3>anymore in the fingers. I think they're good enough to

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<v Speaker 3>leave out in the ball when guests come around. My

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<v Speaker 3>wife disagrees. Actually, the guests would love that. And also

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<v Speaker 3>you're revisiting childhood as well. Perhapsy what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>What would have to go on a mount rushmore of snacks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sultan vinegar, chips, samdboy, Sultan vinegar. I like to

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<v Speaker 2>lick all the seasoning off, and then they get all.

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<v Speaker 6>What if you got a tongue of leather chesels on

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<v Speaker 6>the end of the finger in the chip?

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<v Speaker 7>It's not just a snack, it's how you eat it.

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<v Speaker 7>And then second I would go barbecue shaped.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you still eat the chip?

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<v Speaker 7>Or of course you do mush it up in your

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<v Speaker 7>mouth because it's all mushy.

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<v Speaker 3>All lecter, take the skin off.

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<v Speaker 7>First, I will rub the lotion on its skin.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no? Was sproken about all right? Nine

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<v Speaker 3>four one four one four three? What should be on

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<v Speaker 3>the mount Rushmore of snacks?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about best snacks? There was a mount Rushmore only

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<v Speaker 3>four places for the best snacks nine four one four

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<v Speaker 3>one o four three. If cheezels are a seriously underrated snack,

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<v Speaker 3>you know I think is most overrated? Popcorn? No, no,

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<v Speaker 3>popcorn isn't bringing anything to a party. It just takes

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<v Speaker 3>from you moisture.

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<v Speaker 9>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>The best restaurant I ever went to, sadly to close

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<v Speaker 6>now it's called Feldman's. They gave you on the table

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<v Speaker 6>as you sat down before you had your pizza, popcorn

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<v Speaker 6>on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, what kind buttered popcorn insulted. No, no, I love it.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like it. Now more restaurants should do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Pats you, Where are you on popcorn?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, not on the table before dinner? Breadsticks?

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<v Speaker 6>Y at a Japanese restaurant, they'll give you a marmod

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<v Speaker 6>Yes it's like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not, try old mulch. It's probably just say

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<v Speaker 3>you audi more alcohol, trying to get some moisture back

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<v Speaker 3>into your body. All right, so let's talk best snacks. KINI,

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<v Speaker 3>come morning, good morning, Good morning, Kylie. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you think is the best snack?

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<v Speaker 11>The best snack is malt teasers on top of hot

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<v Speaker 11>salted popcorn.

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<v Speaker 6>There's popcorn.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to do something big with it to make

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<v Speaker 3>it vaguely entertaining. But yeah, so what do you are

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<v Speaker 3>you putting them all teasers? Ontoll the popcorn, then put

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<v Speaker 3>it in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 11>No, do you have the microwave?

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<v Speaker 12>The popcorn?

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<v Speaker 11>First, put it in a bowl, and while it's still warm,

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<v Speaker 11>covered in maltesers, mix it around. It's chocolatey, it's salty,

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<v Speaker 11>it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you nuke the maltese.

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<v Speaker 3>I put in the crazy idea, crazy idea. All right, Kytie,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much your cool have a good week.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's try. Let's try Paul now, Paul.

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<v Speaker 13>Morning guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we're good, Paul, hope you had a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the best snack then? What should go on

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<v Speaker 3>our Mount Rushmore?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, I had a pretty big satellity night, so mine

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<v Speaker 13>Mount Rushmore has got to be barbecue shape. So I

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<v Speaker 13>had him for lunch yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>They were there for you. They'd like a good old friend.

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<v Speaker 6>Vapors that are still lingering in the body.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, and now smashed them down the whole box and

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<v Speaker 13>then at the bottom of the boxes all the flavor.

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<v Speaker 13>So just with the finger get them back in the

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<v Speaker 13>box and.

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<v Speaker 3>That there, Paul, is a hero's lunch on any day,

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<v Speaker 3>just smashing a box of it and then empty in

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<v Speaker 3>that sort of angel dust at the bottom of your throat.

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<v Speaker 13>And just one more thing, Christian, can I just say

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<v Speaker 13>good morning to all the Manchester fans?

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<v Speaker 3>Seven Neil Liverpool fan, yes, yeah, late comeback from Liverpool

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<v Speaker 3>this season. All right, have a good week, Paul, Tracy bye, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>yes we are Tracy, Good morning Tracy. What do you

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<v Speaker 3>think is a great snack?

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<v Speaker 12>Chocolate coated Teddy Bears.

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate coated, Yeah, serving.

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<v Speaker 13>And then you bite the biscuits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then you ingested peristous kicks in yes, Tracy.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, what do you hear? The best snack.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're talking about the best snacks. What's you

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<v Speaker 3>going to Mount Rushmore? Only four spaces of best snacks

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<v Speaker 3>for merits are going to be on there, Supreme. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>don't even need to do anything. Although Saturday night, I

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<v Speaker 3>have a layer first of all them. Then I chuck

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<v Speaker 3>on the cheese, another layer, then I put a layer

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<v Speaker 3>of saucer on, then a little top of that mountain

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<v Speaker 3>with some altar beats. Put that in the microwave. When

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<v Speaker 3>it comes out after about a minute minute half, it's

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<v Speaker 3>all melted. Then you add on some sour cream.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like a Doledo lasagnac on buche Would you lick

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<v Speaker 6>the flavor off?

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<v Speaker 3>A would? Really? Is there a chip?

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<v Speaker 6>You don't lick the flavor off?

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<v Speaker 3>Really? Lady Hannibal, Let spin off in the multiverse of

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<v Speaker 3>the Lector family. All right, So nine four one four

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<v Speaker 3>one o four three. We got Pete here. Pete, what

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<v Speaker 3>do you think is a great snack.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know if you've heard of a salaran. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>that's fantastic, kid, I've only already discovered them lightly and

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<v Speaker 10>why they become a really.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you can get the little bite sized ones.

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<v Speaker 10>Now if you're saying that, yeah, no, I couldn't handle it,

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<v Speaker 10>but I'd have to have a big one.

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<v Speaker 6>I felt like summer all was always that chocolate bar

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<v Speaker 6>that your mum and dad would let you have because

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<v Speaker 6>it didn't look like a chocolate bar, probably still packed

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<v Speaker 6>the sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Pete, thank you very much. You killed me.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye, Ricky.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, Good.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning, Ricky. Welcome to show. Yeah we're doing. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>have a good weekend, Ricky, No.

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<v Speaker 14>I had a great weekend, Thanks you. It was yours.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, very good. Now, well we're getting on like a

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<v Speaker 3>house to file. This is lovely. What's your best snack?

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<v Speaker 14>My best snack I think would be a salada with

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<v Speaker 14>a slice of cheese on top in the microwave for

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<v Speaker 14>about fourteen seconds on Highay.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that you have fifteen fourteen perfected.

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<v Speaker 14>It's going to be bubbling in the middle when you

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<v Speaker 14>place the salad directly center of the Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a little many. It's that a little

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<v Speaker 3>many pizza.

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<v Speaker 14>You make in that Oh it's beautiful, delish, it really is.

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<v Speaker 14>It's just it was hot with the oil that comes

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<v Speaker 14>in after it's been in the mark for a few seconds,

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<v Speaker 14>and wow, it's so good. My advice is using your plate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, would you not? Would you not put a couple

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<v Speaker 3>in there, like a five or ten, or just to

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<v Speaker 3>just do one at a time?

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<v Speaker 14>Do you one at a time because that way they're

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<v Speaker 14>nice and jewey and crisp. Still crisp, but there the

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<v Speaker 14>cheeses and take you ages if.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got mates around doing this one?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have to wait for the cheese to come down?

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<v Speaker 14>Christian? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 9>Mate?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have to wait for the cheeses to cool

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<v Speaker 6>down before biting it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 14>That's the best. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Ricky, you have a good week. Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much. About Judy. Good morning, Judy show Judy, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go, Judy, We gotcha And Judy, what's your

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<v Speaker 3>best snack?

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<v Speaker 12>My best snack isms? But with a twist you put

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<v Speaker 12>them in the microwaves for a minute, gota and then

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<v Speaker 12>pop them in your and the milk.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to get the instructions again, not an instructional

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<v Speaker 3>chat today on the show. It's lovely.

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<v Speaker 12>You put them in the microwaves for one minute and

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<v Speaker 12>then pop them in your mouth and you know, good

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<v Speaker 12>time coming and then melt in your mail.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we go back.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast Before.

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<v Speaker 3>We get into what we did over the weekend, we

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<v Speaker 3>need to get producer Rio on to share this amazing story.

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<v Speaker 3>He was just telling Jack and I, please, Rio, tell

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<v Speaker 3>us what about your friends?

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<v Speaker 5>Two of my really good friends are getting married in

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<v Speaker 5>about six months and I said, oh, you know who's

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<v Speaker 5>are we taking the names? Like, what's the deal with that?

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<v Speaker 5>And they are flipping a coin at the ceremony to

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<v Speaker 5>decide who is taking whose name? So is Grant going

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<v Speaker 5>to take Molly's name or is Molly going to take

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<v Speaker 5>Grant's surname?

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what whether people do this when they can't

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<v Speaker 3>settle it in just a pleasant conversation about.

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<v Speaker 6>What No, but why had the pressure to be already.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoots out? I love this.

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<v Speaker 6>There's already so much nerves about a wedding day.

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<v Speaker 3>You should always settle what name now? Only using that system?

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<v Speaker 3>It should be done like by the the MC and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>There should be a proper thing that is high stakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we allowed to know what the names are? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>So the choices are slow Grove or Weber.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm sure love people, but Slow Grove feels

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<v Speaker 3>like a very almost made out British comedy starring Dawn

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<v Speaker 3>French and Jennifer about the adventures that go on in

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<v Speaker 3>the slow Grovel Richard.

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<v Speaker 5>There, I'm very excited for the wedding though it's added steaks.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I wonder which point they do it. It's like

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<v Speaker 6>now before you say I do and you kiss the bride,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, give me the twenty cent coin.

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<v Speaker 5>Before they pronounced each other.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, because then they could do.

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<v Speaker 3>The winner gets their name out, so.

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<v Speaker 6>Does the celebri and flip the coin.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure this spins up in the room, fats

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<v Speaker 3>down and like a big red silk pillow as well.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I see it going.

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<v Speaker 6>We should do later this morning or tomorrow. What did

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<v Speaker 6>you flip a coin for me? Because when I moved

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<v Speaker 6>in back to my first share house, there were two

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<v Speaker 6>distinct rooms, one with a balcony, huge master bedroom, one

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<v Speaker 6>that was essentially a broom closet. We flipped a coin

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<v Speaker 6>for it, and I slipped in the broom closet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, definitely that what did you flip a coin for?

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<v Speaker 3>And also other ways that people settle. Who gets what name? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>because this will happen for couples. All right, So we

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<v Speaker 3>get into our six word week coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Next rist you O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>You could tell us how your weekend went in six

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<v Speaker 3>words text A men want to be few partsy this weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Saturday sleeping for me, I have this new

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<v Speaker 2>wave of enthusiasm to get moving, like I need to

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<v Speaker 2>do something, especially now I'm fifty, you know, so I

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<v Speaker 2>thought this, this is how old I am.

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<v Speaker 7>Last time I did it, it was called water aerobics.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, oh sorry, fifty or ninety two?

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<v Speaker 14>I know, cocon I.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Aqua Pulse at the weekend. Jeez, I love the water.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Cancrian born in June.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a crab.

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<v Speaker 8>I love.

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<v Speaker 3>We're okay, we just a whole one line. I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it was alone from a song. Oh, I thought this

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you know, because I feel like that hour being

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<v Speaker 2>a busy mom, it's it's me time, and it's no

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<v Speaker 2>one else can go.

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<v Speaker 7>It's time for me to spend on myself.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a private pool closure to you, like a

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<v Speaker 6>say exactly what it is is where there's about twenty

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<v Speaker 6>of you in the water, and then there's aerobic instructor

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<v Speaker 6>on the side of the pool and he's got one

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<v Speaker 6>of those little headsets, and then the old.

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<v Speaker 2>Old dear is thank you. It's all different ages. But

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<v Speaker 2>you have weights like foam weights, so it's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of resistance.

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<v Speaker 3>To drown them. No waits.

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<v Speaker 6>Resistance under the water and his pa speaker he does.

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<v Speaker 2>But the only session that I can do on a

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday is it like seven point thirty, which is really early.

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<v Speaker 2>So so well, I know, Chris said, you're sure that

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<v Speaker 2>that's really early, like the commitment from you though, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you got to do something.

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<v Speaker 7>So I set my alarm and I went and I

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<v Speaker 7>thoroughly enjoyed it. But when I when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got there, when you're wearing those they give all the

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<v Speaker 3>ladies those.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>The cap and.

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<v Speaker 7>To the left, not just for old DearS. I'll let

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<v Speaker 7>you know, no, no, no, no, you're quite right anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got there at that early hour on a Saturday,

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<v Speaker 2>would you believe it was packed our local aquatic at

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<v Speaker 2>that hour of the morning, at seven am, I was

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<v Speaker 2>not the walking.

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<v Speaker 3>Dead for old people. Why they up so early? Lie in,

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<v Speaker 3>die in. You've done, You've done the hard yards of

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<v Speaker 3>the early risis. Leave that for the rest of our suckers.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't get old into about one or two in

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<v Speaker 3>the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 6>What I can't understand is when we drive into work

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning pitch black. Why old people take their

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<v Speaker 6>dogs for a walk?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, la, what have you got to do today? You've

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<v Speaker 3>been that productive.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's not just the older generation, it's young families swimming.

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<v Speaker 6>Lesson Yeah, the swimming lesson Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be saying no to seven o'clock lessons, But there

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was there for Aqua max whatever it's

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<v Speaker 2>called Aqua Pulse, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. There was

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<v Speaker 2>even a kid, would you believe having a birthday party,

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<v Speaker 2>like a sixth birthday party at that hour.

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<v Speaker 7>Of the morning. It must have been the only slot baker.

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<v Speaker 3>My friends to get their money seven am.

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<v Speaker 6>They can watch the Aqua polse.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was really hard because I found with the

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<v Speaker 2>handweights right and you're doing all the movements I was

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<v Speaker 2>going back, back back. I don't think you meant to

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<v Speaker 2>like go back. I couldn't control myself, well, like going

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<v Speaker 2>back in the water sinking.

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<v Speaker 7>No, not sinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going back and I kept hitting the rope

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<v Speaker 2>behind me, and then I hit kicked some old deer

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<v Speaker 2>in the heading.

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<v Speaker 3>My mermaid kicks in the pool.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sure it's not meant death.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, good luck for staying true to it. Because when

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<v Speaker 6>you start something, always first week you're like, yes, this

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<v Speaker 6>is I'm going to do this every week. The next

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<v Speaker 6>weekend when the alarm goes like stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially this weekend. It's the long weekends. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if he's going to test it all right, So we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to jack and nize next, tell us about your

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<v Speaker 3>weekend and six words.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us the story of your weekend in six words.

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<v Speaker 3>Kashan Brisbane day trip to see Lynn Manuel Miranda in Brisbane. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's been, I think in Sydney as well. I think

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<v Speaker 3>he's here in Melbourne soon as well.

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<v Speaker 6>What's he doing a tour? Does he sing stuff from

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<v Speaker 6>the musicals or is he doing like a spoken word thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I think his stand up? Uh, I saw Kushel. That

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<v Speaker 3>must have been amazing. And then Faye unintentionally got high

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<v Speaker 3>at Snoop Dogg concert. This and I'm not your parents,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not the principal. We don't need to do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Two week unintentionally you go there, Yes, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>you've you're leaving higher.

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<v Speaker 6>Must have been standing next to the pats like that

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<v Speaker 6>big old bonfire up.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Six weekend Mine is teenage daughter snitched to

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<v Speaker 3>mum in Perth. I were in charge of my sixteen

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<v Speaker 3>year on told this weekend my wife and mother or

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<v Speaker 3>they were over in Perth family reunion. Yes, and whenever

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<v Speaker 3>my wife is away right, I was literally within hours.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is the right time because when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to do this, I will clean my trainers

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<v Speaker 3>by putting them on a wash inside a pillow case.

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<v Speaker 3>She says it breaks the drum. So anyway, I chuck

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<v Speaker 3>them in setting more, laughing to myself like you're all right.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it's thought she was here. Now she'd empty

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<v Speaker 3>right now, you know that moments you plug, you can

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<v Speaker 3>pull that. We know where that is.

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<v Speaker 6>But don't you get worried. She'll come back through the

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<v Speaker 6>door next week and go Wow, your train is so clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, three minutes into the train is going around the

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<v Speaker 3>drum and the pillowcase. My phone goes, what she's gone

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<v Speaker 3>homent just for a chat. She goes, day those trainers

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<v Speaker 3>are I'm like what I actually looked, try and go.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't say I like her. Nanny can said. Lois

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<v Speaker 3>called me a couple of years. That's a hell of

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<v Speaker 3>a hand to play. Well, fine, yeah, I got snitched

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 3>to terrible, very very frosty weekend. We've had me in

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 3>the sixteenyear old. I'm like, okay, you will need someone.

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 3>You will need this guy in your corner one day,

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<v Speaker 3>and I will play my hand. Then we'll remember about

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<v Speaker 3>the trainers. Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>Sadly, I have to declare war on the AFL Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 6>this is a hot take, right, Robbo. They let me

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<v Speaker 6>down in spades on Friday night for our fantasy Draft night.

0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:41.840
<v Speaker 6>Now told you on Friday, I'm the league commissioner, so

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<v Speaker 6>everything falls on me to get it right. Sadly, this year,

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:49.719
<v Speaker 6>the site that we usually use folded, so everybody who

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<v Speaker 6>uses Ultimate Footy had to go to a new location

0:25:52.560 --> 0:25:55.440
<v Speaker 6>to take the draft. Fantasy leagues. We went to the

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<v Speaker 6>AFL's in house. Wow, right, the new Promised Land, the

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<v Speaker 6>new well.

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<v Speaker 3>Website.

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<v Speaker 6>Un Jock, I don't want to get stuck into the

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<v Speaker 6>weeds of the details, but essentially are yes, well, we

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<v Speaker 6>have to for me to really burn them. So I

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<v Speaker 6>get to the draft night.

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<v Speaker 3>Since when you the burn guy? A multi billion dollar empire?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, but spend some of that billion that you're getting

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<v Speaker 6>for all your TV rights over the next six years

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<v Speaker 6>and funnel it into the fantasy section of your website.

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<v Speaker 3>So what did you did you struggle using it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, because we got their. First thing we do is

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<v Speaker 6>decide the draft order. Then I go in to put

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<v Speaker 6>the draft order into the settings, it says, oh, you

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<v Speaker 6>can't change your settings half an hour before a draft.

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<v Speaker 6>It didn't say this anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not? So then I have to build a two

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<v Speaker 3>things hit. This sounds like a really dumb night, and

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like a really dull it.

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<v Speaker 6>Why do why do we need to I'm only I'm

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<v Speaker 6>only a quarter of the way through, none of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way through Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Upon Mother, Law and Wife. They flew out to Perth

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<v Speaker 3>on Friday for a really big family reunion my mother

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<v Speaker 3>in law who came here forty months ago our post

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<v Speaker 3>COVID on holiday and then loved it so much she's

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<v Speaker 3>she's stayed here. She now lives here. She was re

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<v Speaker 3>reunited with her sister, flving all the way over from

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<v Speaker 3>London and they shoved them in that plane in London.

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<v Speaker 3>Next time we're opening up this can it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Longest commercial flight in the world London, Perth.

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<v Speaker 3>Not to do for Auntie she who's seventy nights quite

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<v Speaker 3>a deal. But anyway, what kept it going reunited with

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<v Speaker 3>the system. They've not seen each other in two years,

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<v Speaker 3>so they're all a path. But the reunions happens, it's

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<v Speaker 3>going a lot lot of shrieking. You could hear in

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<v Speaker 3>a different state, probably over the weekend. And then my

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 3>mother in law has some mobility scooter and she's got

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<v Speaker 3>this all light one that we take away with her.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well she takes her own one inter state.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, yep on the plane with a little scooter and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like this. Yeah, she was showing off how it works, right,

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<v Speaker 3>She is a really fast and mobility scooter. With this

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<v Speaker 3>grandson who was five. He got on and any five

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 3>year old boy thought be quite funny to try and

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<v Speaker 3>steer this into that big old tree with my nanna

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<v Speaker 3>on it. Jackie, my mother in law panics thinks the

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<v Speaker 3>best thing to do is to squeeze the throttle to speed,

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 3>accelerate out of it, accelerate into it, into the tree. Sadly,

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<v Speaker 3>she fell off and she's she's broken her arm. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>now you're a bit too early with the laughter. So

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 3>she's out there now the big reunion, you know she's

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 3>going to be They can fling back to Melbourne tomorrow.

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.440
<v Speaker 3>You know, they wanted to spend a lot of time together.

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<v Speaker 3>Now sister's going to be a carer, you know, helping

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<v Speaker 3>her really intimately over the next three weeks. But my

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 3>wife said, when she was describing, she said, at first

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<v Speaker 3>I thought she was mucking around because she fell off

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<v Speaker 3>in about nine very slow stages. She said, it was

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<v Speaker 3>so slow motion that like she was like hamming it up.

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<v Speaker 3>So when she was then on the ground onto a

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<v Speaker 3>bed of grass, she was like she thought she went

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<v Speaker 3>over and her mom was like writhing around screaming in pain.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, Mum, get up, you're scaring me up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>she thought she was mucking around, and then she does no,

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<v Speaker 3>she's not. She actually has broken her arm. So this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>we want to know them when they thought you were

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<v Speaker 3>mucking around, Because this happens a lot, doesn't it. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't realize someone's actually in a great deal of pain, right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not funny anymore. I've said this to people clutching. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean and you know I'm not falling for this.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 3>They all broken here.

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<v Speaker 6>And when you're in the extreme pain, it's hard to

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<v Speaker 6>tell people no, I'm not joking. I'm really in pain.

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<v Speaker 6>And the hospital you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Sort of laughing and in the agony, you don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what's what the tears are.

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<v Speaker 1>For The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Sadler of the weekend, My mother in law took a tumble.

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<v Speaker 3>She fell off her mobility scooter, and my wife, who

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<v Speaker 3>was there, said it happen in such slow motion. She

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<v Speaker 3>thought her mum was mucking around when she was lying

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<v Speaker 3>on the ground, thought her mum was pulling her a

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<v Speaker 3>prank off, some sort of elderly jackass.

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<v Speaker 6>If you will, where are the cameras?

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't that thing? We had come on ourself, Fanny anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, you've had your laugh, get up, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and she'd actually actually had she had to get a hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>She has broken her arm, but she thought she was

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<v Speaker 3>joking at the time. We're looking for your stories where

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<v Speaker 3>you've been in that situation? Nine four one one oh

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<v Speaker 3>four three Lucky. Yeah, good morning, morning, Lucky. So they

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<v Speaker 3>thought you were joking at the time, Lucky. What happened?

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<v Speaker 13>It was my sister.

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<v Speaker 8>Actually, when we were kids, we were running to try

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<v Speaker 8>to jump and touch the ceiling at Dad's house. My

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<v Speaker 8>sister's fallen and hurting her foot.

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<v Speaker 13>Dad's just shake it off.

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<v Speaker 8>And when we went and visited Muma week later, she

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<v Speaker 8>had more sympathy and it turned out that my sister

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<v Speaker 8>had broken her foot and required a cast all the

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<v Speaker 8>way up to her me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 8>Just before the start of year seven.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, oh yeah, Lucky, it sounds like you have

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<v Speaker 6>the same dad as me.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually had men people probably nodding at the raided hill.

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<v Speaker 3>I also had that dad.

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<v Speaker 6>I broke my finger at school playing basketball. My dad

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<v Speaker 6>was the one who came picked me up. He said

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<v Speaker 6>she'll be right, And it wasn't until my mum got

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<v Speaker 6>home from work later that night that she shot me

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<v Speaker 6>to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>It was at the right angle and the car was

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<v Speaker 3>a doctor.

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<v Speaker 8>Water would just kick every a glass of water, there

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<v Speaker 8>would be there would be no hospital or Milton.

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<v Speaker 6>A glass of water. My dad's motto was, actually, kids

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 6>can't get.

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<v Speaker 3>Injured, lucky. Thank you very much, story mate, very funny.

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<v Speaker 13>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get a Carly here. Good morning, Carly, Good morning Carli.

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<v Speaker 3>They thought you were joking at the time. What's your

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 3>story mate, Well.

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<v Speaker 15>It wasn't me. It was my cousin. So many many

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 15>years ago. There was a very loose sort of entertainment

0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 15>park called Bobby's World, and when she was four, I

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<v Speaker 15>double bounced her on the trampoline. She landed very badly

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 15>and limped around Bobby's World for the rest of the day.

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 15>Her parents didn't believe her. It wasn't until she reverted

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<v Speaker 15>to sort of crawling because she couldn't wait there anymore,

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<v Speaker 15>that they took her to the doctors and she had

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<v Speaker 15>a break in her fema. So she was in a

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 15>full leg cast as a four year old, poor little thing.

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's terrible.

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 15>Com Yeah, that's what happens when you double bounced people.

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<v Speaker 3>A strong lesson in this story today. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Just go to work, David, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 16>Morning Christian. I suffered chest pains last year and asked

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<v Speaker 16>my family to ring the ambulance, and all they did

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 16>was standing their mobile phones. So I had to ring

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<v Speaker 16>the ambulance myself and two and they finally believe me

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.680
<v Speaker 16>I needed to have a bibe surgery.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh.

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<v Speaker 16>I can laugh at it now, and I remind them

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<v Speaker 16>every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that is heartless.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, that's it.

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 13>I'll borrow that.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, it's my gift to you. Actually.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, are you guys on your mobile phones because you're

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<v Speaker 6>calling the ambulance or are you just playing guess?

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<v Speaker 16>I don't know what they were doing.

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that one thing. You were already

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 3>having a serious heart problem. Yes, so thank god she

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 3>calls your own ambulance.

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<v Speaker 16>Yes, yes, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be here.

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 3>No, you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh I can laugh at it now.

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. He keeps saying that like it's one of

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 3>those affirmations. You're outside their house, now, aren't you going

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 3>to run put your car into the house.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm glad you're here, David. I'm glad you're still here.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're part of twelve step. The next

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 3>step is called a radio show and talk about the phone. David,

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you made it out alive. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 3>take a laugh about it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connalls Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Time for this week's misheard lyrics. It's just another mishard

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<v Speaker 3>man nay, Christian o'connall's misshard lyrics. All right, every money

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. We'd play back, Oh your misheard lyrics

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<v Speaker 3>if we agree with what you think you're mishearing. If not,

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<v Speaker 3>And for the great ones, Hall of recent, Hall of Famous,

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<v Speaker 3>for carly see your unstoppable I'm so powerful, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need diarrhea today. And Nate had this from baby you

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<v Speaker 3>ain't looking right about power solo. Baby, you itch your bulls,

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<v Speaker 3>you itch your balls, you eat a lot. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get into it this week. This comes from Anthony Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to request to redo on our misheard last week.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the chorus what we hear Son's names Elliott,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the second verse. So last week we thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was this bit and we couldn't hear Elliott and this

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<v Speaker 3>at all just Gloria, nothing else. But what they actually

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 3>meant was this bit. I think they got they got Elliott.

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<v Speaker 6>Come back from round two.

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<v Speaker 7>It's there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it sounds like it's there. Darren's got Last app

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<v Speaker 3>by the B fifty Two's Tin Ruth Rusted or is

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<v Speaker 3>it Henry Busted? No, I'm still hearing the one from

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of weeks ago when it was Penroth Penrith Rusted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that one, but not yours, sorry, Darren. Chris McNeil's got

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<v Speaker 3>Rocket by def Leopard Rocket, Yes, Satellite of love, subtle

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<v Speaker 3>lyrics rockets or is it rocket? Yes? Standing in the

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<v Speaker 3>line for the Lou. Oh, that's a brilliant, very subtle,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think it is there, Chris Rocket, Yeah, standing

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<v Speaker 3>in the line for the lou. Yeah, I love that one, Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>Hall of Fame, Jim's mowing Gippslands has got pink. That's

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<v Speaker 3>all we know. Yeah, pink. Raise your glass in all

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<v Speaker 3>the right ways or my underdogs or is it in

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<v Speaker 3>all the right ways? Or my art chokes?

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<v Speaker 16>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I also like that. Hall of Famer. Jackie Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got this The Great Pretender by the Platters. The

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<v Speaker 3>Great Pretender? Was it over the weekend on gold Sticking

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<v Speaker 3>on the platters over the weekend? Hurt Jackie Red or

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<v Speaker 3>is it the Great Green Teddy Bear? It's there, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally today Lizzie's got your kisses on my list

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<v Speaker 3>holder notes because it means more to me. Or is

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<v Speaker 3>Darryl saying what's a meat ball to me?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That's there, Lizzie hall of all right, as always your

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<v Speaker 3>email twenty four to seven. Whenever you misshead a lyric,

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<v Speaker 3>email me directly. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We've had an idea with Toddy Afel about it. They

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<v Speaker 3>love the idea. Now, in the wake of Jack torching

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<v Speaker 3>the organization an hour ago, I'm wondering how they feel

0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 3>about their exciting new partnership with the Christian o'connells.

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<v Speaker 6>Just the branch of their website that does the runs

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<v Speaker 6>the Fantasy Draft. It could be better another gay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I love AFL. I'm a big fan of the ANFL.

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<v Speaker 6>Just get into that back end and fix some profits.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you even forget mister McLachlin Gil all right told

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<v Speaker 3>us that is you remember what he said? Uh? He said,

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<v Speaker 3>oh this is your no app And when my driver

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 3>listens to the show, oh thank you for coat. Obviously

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't Eveet fiddle with the car to tune into us.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll need a butler with a white goats. I will

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<v Speaker 3>do that. So imagine Gil would have heard this man's

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<v Speaker 3>got a sweaty start to his day when he just

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<v Speaker 3>some mumbley on the radio talking about the Trouptown menu

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 3>on the back end of the Fantasy Draft Nerds site.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, there's fourteen who have us to drinking on

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 6>Friday night, trying to get the website to work, and

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 6>the boys are saying things like burn them on the radio.

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:21.640
<v Speaker 6>This week, somebody said, get gill on and say it

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<v Speaker 6>to his face.

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<v Speaker 3>He's coming in, but we're not that. We're going to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about the Mini motivations, this big thing. We're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna go you right now. Let's burn him on the clock. Yes, sir,

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:40.319
<v Speaker 3>you feel Gil being like the common fan anyway, Mini motivations.

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<v Speaker 3>We love this idea. He fel loved this idea back

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<v Speaker 3>in the good old days when they love the show.

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<v Speaker 17>You to fight and.

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<v Speaker 1>You you whyre.

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<v Speaker 3>But your voice is myy. You ref them so they

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<v Speaker 3>can win the fly Mini Motivators. Anyone who's under eighteen

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:25.160
<v Speaker 3>and loves their footy team. We're asking you to get

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 3>the whole family involved. Record a video firing up your team.

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 3>It's less than two weeks now. The big briance then

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 3>is worth over three and a half thousand dollars in

0:40:34.200 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 3>our Mini Motivators, family membership to the club of your

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.799
<v Speaker 3>choice to see every game, thousand dollars to spend at

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 3>the AFL's store, and for the first color of entries

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.759
<v Speaker 3>we get, you get golden sharing balls as well. All right,

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 3>so let's hear some of these entries. This is from

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 3>seventeen year old Tigers fan Gus. Okay, Tigers, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a new year, new goal.

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<v Speaker 17>Let's not think about what happened last year. Let's just

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<v Speaker 17>get back to playing the amazing footy. I know the

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:06.959
<v Speaker 17>Tigers can play.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do this. Tigers, come on, hut them on, rich Man,

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:16.880
<v Speaker 3>rich Man. I love that, very very good, strong start

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 3>from Gus. Let's go to Hawks fan Reuben, who's twelve.

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 12>Samtchel has asked me here to get you guys pumped up,

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:27.759
<v Speaker 12>get your motivated.

0:41:28.360 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Every team wants to win for review worked hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you put in the effort?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you have now keep the falling ten words

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<v Speaker 1>in your mind.

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 6>If it is to be, it is up to me,

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:38.239
<v Speaker 6>believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go Hawks, strong words. They're fun, young Ruben, that's

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<v Speaker 3>very good. So these are the mini motivators. You can

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<v Speaker 3>be any age, as long as you're under eighteen. We've

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<v Speaker 3>got a young Lions fan here, six year old Hudson.

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<v Speaker 9>Right, okay, Lions, you can do this. You're the best

0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:02.879
<v Speaker 9>team ever. You can win the fight, he can win

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 9>the cup, and you're the best team ever, the best, best, best.

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 3>Guy the Lions. That's my favorite one so far. That

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 3>we all feel the passion right and I reckon. We

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.600
<v Speaker 3>could put it in front of any play at the

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Lions and they hear that, that passion when he says

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<v Speaker 3>you're the best.

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 9>Team ever, the best, best, best team ever.

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<v Speaker 3>That we're all fired up, aren't we? Well done? Little

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 3>six year old Hudson, the Lions fan. So those are

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 3>the mini motivators. Go to the Christian O'Connell show dot

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<v Speaker 3>com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>What do I Do? While my wife was away? I

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 3>did two house viewings. I'm not sure if we are

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 3>actually gonna move, but just to see what's around. Obviously

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:48.120
<v Speaker 3>now we've only got one daughter at home, wife and

0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:50.400
<v Speaker 3>life and thinking, you know, do we make some changes Anyway,

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 3>I go to have a look at one place right

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<v Speaker 3>and the Wednesday agent goes, you know, we're going in,

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<v Speaker 3>and you see, I get really irritated when there's other

0:42:56.920 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 3>people there. It's ridiculous very as well. You don't think

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 3>after you, after you, or into the wardrobe. You are

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<v Speaker 3>the other one. All of this.

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<v Speaker 6>Everybody walks at the same speed. That's slow, like you

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 6>can't stop, but you're almost moving so slowly that you're walking.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a couple of these where I sort of

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 3>kicked something or war bang it like this, go it's

0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 3>going to need to work people. They just look around like,

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 3>oh is he a builder? Does he know? That's sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>What is that coming from? I have to get the

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 3>plans anyway, the real estate as he goes, don't bother

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:33.760
<v Speaker 3>going in upstairs. Okay, I'll take you down to the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me paint the vision for you. This is your

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 3>you can build a studio down here.

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<v Speaker 6>He's got you.

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 3>This guy, I am. I'm an easy mark. My daughter was.

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<v Speaker 3>I slow down and I started to jog a bit

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<v Speaker 3>to get down there. Don't go down the stairs and

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<v Speaker 3>stairs to get down to the basement.

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<v Speaker 10>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we left, my daughter said, because I was wide

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 3>eyed for it, I would have she said, if you'd

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<v Speaker 3>got the paperwalk out, you would have. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're moving.

0:43:58.360 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 6>I ring.

0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:00.319
<v Speaker 3>My wife didn't even know I's doing it. How being

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 3>go and sold it. We're moving when it comes back.

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 3>We don't live there anymore. Shouldn't go away to birth

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<v Speaker 3>for a couple of days. Anyway, we go downstairs, I

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.799
<v Speaker 3>have a looksie around there, okay, and then I see

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:13.360
<v Speaker 3>that there's a there's a toilet. We all know a toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>Then in a different room. It's gone to the effort,

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<v Speaker 3>this person of having.

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<v Speaker 6>Your idyl Oh, I've actually always wondered if anybody has

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:23.839
<v Speaker 6>them been a home.

0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:27.800
<v Speaker 3>I've never never ever seen one before.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, because there's so much.

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<v Speaker 3>It actually took my breath away, the audacity, like now

0:44:33.880 --> 0:44:36.680
<v Speaker 3>this is an Alphas home. I almost felt up. And

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 3>he's leaving his mark in the open. You can't close

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 3>that seat. It's like he's marked his territory. I'm not down,

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:48.080
<v Speaker 3>you know, I've never seen anyone believe in it.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, when we were renovating in a bathroom years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>I said to I wonder if anyone does urinal in

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<v Speaker 6>the house, because it's so much easier to use. You

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:58.800
<v Speaker 6>don't go, man, but it's you know, lift up the seat,

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<v Speaker 6>speaks back down again.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's it's is there how she can do what

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 3>you want?

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<v Speaker 11>True?

0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:08.239
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I can imagine guests going to use the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom and here's the urinal that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Been understand It was in a separate room so you

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.000
<v Speaker 3>could close the door behind you, but there it was.

0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:19.600
<v Speaker 3>It was kind of like so you had a cubicle

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 3>make a pub for Like I said, it's not always impressed.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if anyone else. I can't imagine

0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:34.279
<v Speaker 3>anyone else has got an actual urinal in that.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's so rare that you should buy that

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:37.759
<v Speaker 6>house because.

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<v Speaker 3>You may not find said to the military agent, you

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<v Speaker 3>should have led with this. Don't bother with that that

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:45.239
<v Speaker 3>shiny photo you get all whatever on the front. Just

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 3>that your rhyl. You'll find your Jordan Peterson's and of

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan's. I've got my kettle bell here. I use

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<v Speaker 3>this because I'm mad.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's time waste. It is old farmer day. Researchers have

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<v Speaker 3>conducted IQ tests of pigs, horses, cows, chicken, and sheep

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<v Speaker 3>to discover the most intelligent farm animals. Who do we

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<v Speaker 3>think is at number one?

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<v Speaker 6>Pigs?

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<v Speaker 7>It's definitely not shape. They're silly.

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<v Speaker 3>Things are a lot of burning going on today show

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<v Speaker 3>from YouTube DJs.

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<v Speaker 7>They're stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>We used to have them at the back of our

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<v Speaker 7>house growing up.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like you used a sheep as an account or something,

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<v Speaker 6>and you got your taxes.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a vendetta and you'd approach them to pat them,

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<v Speaker 2>and they'd like jump around or crazy in different directions.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, pats, you're right. They're in number five chicken to

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<v Speaker 3>say it can trick other chickens? What what IQ three?

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<v Speaker 3>Cow can can tell the weather? Is that true?

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<v Speaker 10>What I do?

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<v Speaker 13>You got?

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<v Speaker 9>What?

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<v Speaker 3>The count?

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<v Speaker 10>Was?

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<v Speaker 5>An old wise tail the way a cow's tail would

0:47:02.800 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 5>point would predict the weather a certain way, and then

0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 5>scientists tested it and they were right.

0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Really, why aren't we getting cow weather on the show?

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 5>Just get us a cow?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Okay? Are you a farmer with cows? Can

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:15.960
<v Speaker 3>they be the weather? Cow? This week on the show,

0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 3>horse and horses at number two can open a sophisticated gate.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the sophisticated gate? And then I'm earned you, Jack?

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 3>You was strike pigs. Pigs apparently can play video games.

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 3>They love a shoot them up. You get them on

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 3>that Gears of War. They're not just in that trough

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<v Speaker 3>all right. So if you're farming movies, sorry, that's a pirate.

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:45.520
<v Speaker 9>That was.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still a pirate. Sorry farmer movie. So I just

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<v Speaker 3>getting into character, all the various impressions. A cropper lips now,

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<v Speaker 3>a crop lips snap, resident weavil gold? Oh, those farmers

0:48:01.640 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 3>a hit, those evils? Farmer gedding silver, signage of the

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:12.360
<v Speaker 3>lambs or that muck spreading our films fields? What's happening?

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm having a stroke. Guys, you think I'm joke?

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:19.879
<v Speaker 3>Cool signage of the lambs silver? Yeah, thank you very generous, Jack.

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 3>What have you got? Farm movies?

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:23.080
<v Speaker 6>A steer is born?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Silver.

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<v Speaker 6>When Harry milked.

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<v Speaker 4>Sally, Oh yeah, she's a freezing okay, gold plus Daddy

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<v Speaker 4>hate here.

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<v Speaker 3>That's also gold.

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<v Speaker 6>And Chucky from Child's Play. He's doing too much horror stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got to get him out working on the farm.

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<v Speaker 6>Child's plow some gold trifector.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast, A.

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<v Speaker 3>Wild Farming Day. We thank you all our farming listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, And right now we're looking for farming movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready to plow?

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<v Speaker 6>Let's claw the fields?

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<v Speaker 3>Thinking about it all right, let's plow. Debbie plows Dallas

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<v Speaker 3>straight into it on William milking Miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 6>Something would happen to her. Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not just that I'm afraid, dude, where's my calf? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Silver plus Beverly Hills crop gold powering Miss Daisy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there we go. Silver plus, that's some debt apocalypse plow Silver,

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<v Speaker 3>Edward silo hands.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, God, that's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and I big fans of that. Jewels Uh the

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<v Speaker 4>Stable Guy Silver Farming Nemo silver plus.

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<v Speaker 3>Not point break point break gold. Id'm meg, how to

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<v Speaker 3>sew a field in ten days? Silver bowl, metal jacket ball,

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<v Speaker 3>silver plus full milking bucket, but bronze avatoire the new

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<v Speaker 3>Animals go to die Silver plus. He's just not that

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<v Speaker 3>into pooh gold an elliot A few good hens gold

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<v Speaker 3>instead of Jodah ho dirt gold gold. For any reference

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<v Speaker 3>always to Jodah one of the finest movies ever made,

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<v Speaker 3>Austin Powers, The Spy Who Plowed Me? Wild Done, Nathan

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<v Speaker 3>and Ballarat A doubler there, that's powerful. There's something about

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<v Speaker 3>Mary's lamb and bronze Fatal Attractor, Gold, Chicken a wire Silver,

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<v Speaker 3>No country for old McDonald, Yeah, Gold, Kindergarten, coop, Gold,

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<v Speaker 3>throw Mama from the tractor, Gold dairy, sorry dairy of

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<v Speaker 3>a wimpy kid, Silver man with the golden.

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<v Speaker 4>Cock crow, Bronze pigstie hard silver and I know what

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<v Speaker 4>you planted last summer silver.

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<v Speaker 3>They're very, very good. Well, don't know if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>That's again And she said could you play mentors anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Too many times? On their wedding anniversary today it was

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<v Speaker 3>their first song together, Happy to hop out and congratulations again.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you celebrating to tonight? You're gonna do? You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have for dinner?

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<v Speaker 7>You know what it's like. It's a bit hard, like

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<v Speaker 7>it's ballet night tonight for awards.

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<v Speaker 6>You already do four West of Sunda.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I know she does. She does on Monday night?

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<v Speaker 6>Is she for the Russian Ballet?

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<v Speaker 2>When they do exams they have to do two lessons. No,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're going to do something this weekend, I think hopefully.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so tomorrow's show Today, after going into a

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<v Speaker 3>house of the weekend where I saw a men's urinal,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like, wow, that is a statement piece.

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<v Speaker 6>You know exactly what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, other statement pieces you've seen, or maybe you have

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<v Speaker 3>a statement piece? What if you flip a coin to

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<v Speaker 3>decide an amazing story? On today's show, some of Rio's

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<v Speaker 3>friends can't decide what surname to take, Who gets the surname,

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<v Speaker 3>who loses their surname when they get married in six

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<v Speaker 3>months time. So on the big day, as Jack said,

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<v Speaker 3>of high emotions, big emotions, they're adding in the coin

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<v Speaker 3>toss to decide what is the surname they both take.

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<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, we kicked it. Feels like we've been

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<v Speaker 3>talking about this last week, but we really kicked off

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<v Speaker 3>many motivators today. With footy less than two weeks away

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<v Speaker 3>to the start in Round one, we're looking for young

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<v Speaker 3>footy fans, anyone under eighteen, just to get their phone out,

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<v Speaker 3>get mom and dad involved, get behind them. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>big prize. Record a pump up message for your footy team.

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<v Speaker 3>We've had some great ones. Today we have this from

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<v Speaker 3>little six year old Hudson, who is a mad Keen

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<v Speaker 3>Lines fan.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay Lines this, you're the best team ever. You can

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<v Speaker 9>win the fuk you can win the Cup, and you're

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<v Speaker 9>the best team ever, the best, best.

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<v Speaker 3>Best guy the lion that is powerful. That's like paccino

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<v Speaker 3>any given Sunday level to mells. And also, can you

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<v Speaker 3>remember we used to get that excited. You used to

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<v Speaker 3>run out of breath.

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<v Speaker 8>You have to.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the passion of the Mini Motivators. We had seventeen

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<v Speaker 3>year old Gus who's a Tigers fan. Okay, Tigers, listen

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<v Speaker 3>to me. It's a new year, new goals.

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<v Speaker 17>Let's not think about what happened last year. Let's just

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<v Speaker 17>get back to playing the amazing footy. I know the

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<v Speaker 17>Tigers can play.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Tigers, come on, hut them on. Rich Man could have

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<v Speaker 3>done with us before rather Dees took him apart the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyways, this practice games all right, So Mini Motivators.

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<v Speaker 3>The prizes are Huges three.

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<v Speaker 6>Thou Do prize pack, which includes family membership to the

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<v Speaker 6>club of your choice, also one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep saying club of your choice, like someone's gonna go.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I'm not a fan. Yes, yes, it's just there

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<v Speaker 3>cu no no, no, take your time go through all

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen clubs. That's Swans actually wors gonna go.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, the family membership to your club plus one

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<v Speaker 6>thousand dollars to spend at the AFL store.

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<v Speaker 3>Again.

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<v Speaker 6>You get to choose which team you'll support and which

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<v Speaker 6>merch you by.

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<v Speaker 3>Cup of your choice. Just keep it going, cover of

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<v Speaker 3>your choice, all right. Head to the Christian o'connells show

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<v Speaker 3>dot com dot au

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