Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: They're a natural predator to the beer now that's unity.
Speaker 3: Edward Shearon New music on Gold on four point three,
Speaker 3: Chris J.
Speaker 1: O'Connell Show, Gold one O, four pints three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jackie boy, Morning guys, Good morning and a
Speaker 4: very happy anniversary today to Patsy and her husband Chris.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: We're feeling all loved up today. Twenty four years today.
Speaker 3: Wow done. They are sally pretty proud of.
Speaker 2: How do you feel it's weird actually because it doesn't
Speaker 2: feel like it's twenty four years, Like that's that's a
Speaker 2: lot of years.
Speaker 6: Wedding anniversary on time since like first day.
Speaker 2: Oh that's even longer though, Like that's even like thirty
Speaker 2: plus years. Jack So what were you ninety seven March
Speaker 2: six ninety nine. Yes, long weekend and I think it
Speaker 2: was one of the first Groan PRIs if one groand
Speaker 2: Prix in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: So we had to sort of like juggle that with hotels.
Speaker 3: You can hire Albert part all those weddings you see
Speaker 3: there every weekend.
Speaker 2: But it's funny because we've still got our video on
Speaker 2: our wedding on video, which is like six hours long,
Speaker 2: which is we've.
Speaker 3: Got We've got the video, We've got the DVD, and
Speaker 3: now I've got it to think to a USB thumb drive.
Speaker 3: It's going through all the various permutations. Soon we'll have
Speaker 3: a hologram of it. You have to watch.
Speaker 7: Actually I should check that because it's still on video.
Speaker 7: It might even like you got the one HS tape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they stop losing their faires properties. You should get
Speaker 3: it transferred.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do want to do that. But it's quite
Speaker 2: funny because you see at the start of it when
Speaker 2: we get to the church, I beat Chris to the church.
Speaker 2: I was too early. The time in the limos was
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes fast.
Speaker 6: It makes it sound like a race.
Speaker 7: It's a bit like that.
Speaker 2: So you see Chris and his brothers pull up to
Speaker 2: the church and run through a side door breathless thinking
Speaker 2: Chris thought.
Speaker 7: He'd muck the time up.
Speaker 2: He thought, oh gosh, it's going to be so angry
Speaker 2: with me. It was like at one point thirty, not
Speaker 2: at two thirty. Should be in tears.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of the bride getting there early.
Speaker 7: I know ever ever I know, But that's me, isn't it.
Speaker 6: But you went at the top of the top of
Speaker 6: the aisle looking at.
Speaker 2: News waits for no one. I had to sit in
Speaker 2: the limos. My dad said, no, you just need to
Speaker 2: wait here for a minute. And then my sister in
Speaker 2: law who was my matron of honor said, my Gream's
Speaker 2: not here, said Chris isn't here yet.
Speaker 7: Wait for his own funeral.
Speaker 3: What else do you remember from you big day? Pas?
Speaker 7: He serenaded me. He sung an Elvis song at.
Speaker 2: Our reception, which was totally I did not wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing. What did the were? We love God,
Speaker 3: see the wonder of You?
Speaker 7: Yeah, perfect, the wonder of You.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So that was a bit unexpected. And our MC was
Speaker 7: a hoop.
Speaker 2: We and the guy from Price is right, Sean Cosgrove,
Speaker 2: the come on down guy. I was working with him
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 3: What a higher because he was the only one not
Speaker 3: booked with the Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: He was doing breaking on Gold I think at the time,
Speaker 2: and we were good mates and he mcd.
Speaker 6: He was a lot of fun the training giones.
Speaker 7: Come on yeh, everyone, come on down.
Speaker 3: It was quite funny.
Speaker 2: Chris's dad, who was I think about seventy eight at
Speaker 2: that time and his brother uncle Joe.
Speaker 7: They were the two drunkest at the reception, absolutely off
Speaker 7: their heads, they were. They had a good night, good night.
Speaker 1: Congratulations about to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I saw a streaming first, first ever global live
Speaker 3: stand up streaming via Netflix. Obviously Netflix is all on demand.
Speaker 3: We streaming breast play this first time. Actually a stand
Speaker 3: up special was filmed somewhere in the world and people
Speaker 3: all over the world were watching it at the same time.
Speaker 3: It's Chris Rock and amazing timing. I'm sure it's just
Speaker 3: a coincidental that is a week away from the Oscars,
Speaker 3: and then he slaps back in the best way possible
Speaker 3: with a great twenty minute set about the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It is unbelievable.
Speaker 6: I thought, you mean he slipped back like he got
Speaker 6: will Smith and Sage and knew like a faux truth.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that, well, almost a year ago now.
Speaker 3: I remember thinking at the time it was it couldn't
Speaker 3: actually be happening because it was so I remember for.
Speaker 6: Our compute, No, we were just like it does, none
Speaker 6: of this makes sense.
Speaker 3: And then but anyway, you can watch about whenever you want.
Speaker 3: But the Chris Rock stand up special is amazing. All right,
Speaker 3: Let's get into the extra time time waste stuff. All right,
Speaker 3: we're looking for your hungry bands. Hungry bands is the
Speaker 3: extra time time waste this morning? Fleetwood, Big Mac, Silver plus,
Speaker 3: KFC in the Sunshine Band, Silver, t Bone and I Gold,
Speaker 3: Veggie might be giants. Veggie might be giants Gold and
Speaker 3: Arctic Munchies.
Speaker 6: Oh very good, Gold Plus.
Speaker 3: By the way, how will Snoop dogg Saturday Night didn't go?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Monkey, good show?
Speaker 7: You I didn't go?
Speaker 6: You told me Chris and you were going for your NB.
Speaker 3: Did not check? Did Snoop do the wonder of you?
Speaker 7: Stop it? Jack what's your time?
Speaker 3: Anytime we talk about her deep love of four things
Speaker 3: Snoop log, she just gets us to move on. Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: what have you got? Hungry bands?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Major Grazer, Silver plus, Gobby Williams it is Yeah
Speaker 6: for office and Nickelbacker looking really hungry? Have you noticed that?
Speaker 6: So the nickel Becker go a nibble snack nibblen.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show time Waster, extra time. We're looking for
Speaker 3: your hungry bands this morning. All right, Jack, you're riding
Speaker 3: Tom Let's see what they've gone. Let's go, Let's go
Speaker 3: the door. Rito's Oh yes, Dorris Gavin dip biscuit said
Speaker 3: olymp biscuit, Silver biscuit in vain. You're inhaling food, eat
Speaker 3: so quickly, silver silk cap Cheweye Lewis and the news,
Speaker 3: Gold Deli Fotado and Danny Slider knots some sliders. Let's say, Parmish,
Speaker 3: no more silver, the b Veggies, the b Veggie. No,
Speaker 3: you don't snack on a.
Speaker 4: Bengie, bad party, shame feeding Heidi silver up Ace, feed
Speaker 4: me gold.
Speaker 3: That's very good, ben Er Granny Smith. The apple took
Speaker 3: me a while too. I was staring at that phrase,
Speaker 3: is going, what's he done with that? Silver system of
Speaker 3: a donuts? Silver puss and Brianna Brianna, Brianna bree the cheese.
Speaker 3: But who's who's the Brianna?
Speaker 6: Oh Rianna.
Speaker 3: It deserves more than that, It deserves way more that.
Speaker 3: It's just very very good. Sometimes some of these like
Speaker 3: a little dog whistle through it goes over there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Took My Hungry Bands and over the weekend spending quite
Speaker 3: a bit of time on the couch and eating having snacks.
Speaker 3: If there was a mount rushmore of slacks, what has
Speaker 3: to go on?
Speaker 6: I'll change mine? So the this is going to shock you.
Speaker 6: Reckon the cheesel number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are amazing.
Speaker 6: They're so good. I haven't I had one on the weekend,
Speaker 6: I had a box full. I hadn't had them in
Speaker 6: five six years. They're so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, the kids love them, so I've still kept
Speaker 3: up to speed over the last couple. Is just how
Speaker 3: great a snap that is.
Speaker 6: I don't know why my memory I thought cheesel was
Speaker 6: second rate. Cheese will always walk by it in the aisle.
Speaker 7: It's usually on special and you can shove them on
Speaker 7: the end of your fingers.
Speaker 3: I don't think we need to do that. We're not
Speaker 3: anymore in the fingers. I think they're good enough to
Speaker 3: leave out in the ball when guests come around. My
Speaker 3: wife disagrees. Actually, the guests would love that. And also
Speaker 3: you're revisiting childhood as well. Perhapsy what's it for you?
Speaker 3: What would have to go on a mount rushmore of snacks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sultan vinegar, chips, samdboy, Sultan vinegar. I like to
Speaker 2: lick all the seasoning off, and then they get all.
Speaker 6: What if you got a tongue of leather chesels on
Speaker 6: the end of the finger in the chip?
Speaker 7: It's not just a snack, it's how you eat it.
Speaker 7: And then second I would go barbecue shaped.
Speaker 6: Do you still eat the chip?
Speaker 7: Or of course you do mush it up in your
Speaker 7: mouth because it's all mushy.
Speaker 3: All lecter, take the skin off.
Speaker 7: First, I will rub the lotion on its skin.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no? Was sproken about all right? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one four three? What should be on
Speaker 3: the mount Rushmore of snacks?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Talking about best snacks? There was a mount Rushmore only
Speaker 3: four places for the best snacks nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. If cheezels are a seriously underrated snack,
Speaker 3: you know I think is most overrated? Popcorn? No, no,
Speaker 3: popcorn isn't bringing anything to a party. It just takes
Speaker 3: from you moisture.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 6: The best restaurant I ever went to, sadly to close
Speaker 6: now it's called Feldman's. They gave you on the table
Speaker 6: as you sat down before you had your pizza, popcorn
Speaker 6: on the table.
Speaker 3: Now, what kind buttered popcorn insulted. No, no, I love it.
Speaker 6: I feel like it. Now more restaurants should do that.
Speaker 3: Pats you, Where are you on popcorn?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, not on the table before dinner? Breadsticks?
Speaker 6: Y at a Japanese restaurant, they'll give you a marmod
Speaker 6: Yes it's like that.
Speaker 3: No, it's not, try old mulch. It's probably just say
Speaker 3: you audi more alcohol, trying to get some moisture back
Speaker 3: into your body. All right, so let's talk best snacks. KINI,
Speaker 3: come morning, good morning, Good morning, Kylie. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: So what do you think is the best snack?
Speaker 11: The best snack is malt teasers on top of hot
Speaker 11: salted popcorn.
Speaker 6: There's popcorn.
Speaker 3: You have to do something big with it to make
Speaker 3: it vaguely entertaining. But yeah, so what do you are
Speaker 3: you putting them all teasers? Ontoll the popcorn, then put
Speaker 3: it in the microwave.
Speaker 11: No, do you have the microwave?
Speaker 12: The popcorn?
Speaker 11: First, put it in a bowl, and while it's still warm,
Speaker 11: covered in maltesers, mix it around. It's chocolatey, it's salty,
Speaker 11: it's delicious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you nuke the maltese.
Speaker 3: I put in the crazy idea, crazy idea. All right, Kytie,
Speaker 3: thank you very much your cool have a good week.
Speaker 3: Let's try. Let's try Paul now, Paul.
Speaker 13: Morning guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're good, Paul, hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 3: What is the best snack then? What should go on
Speaker 3: our Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 13: Well, I had a pretty big satellity night, so mine
Speaker 13: Mount Rushmore has got to be barbecue shape. So I
Speaker 13: had him for lunch yesterday.
Speaker 3: They were there for you. They'd like a good old friend.
Speaker 6: Vapors that are still lingering in the body.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and now smashed them down the whole box and
Speaker 13: then at the bottom of the boxes all the flavor.
Speaker 13: So just with the finger get them back in the
Speaker 13: box and.
Speaker 3: That there, Paul, is a hero's lunch on any day,
Speaker 3: just smashing a box of it and then empty in
Speaker 3: that sort of angel dust at the bottom of your throat.
Speaker 13: And just one more thing, Christian, can I just say
Speaker 13: good morning to all the Manchester fans?
Speaker 3: Seven Neil Liverpool fan, yes, yeah, late comeback from Liverpool
Speaker 3: this season. All right, have a good week, Paul, Tracy bye, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: yes we are Tracy, Good morning Tracy. What do you
Speaker 3: think is a great snack?
Speaker 12: Chocolate coated Teddy Bears.
Speaker 3: Chocolate coated, Yeah, serving.
Speaker 13: And then you bite the biscuits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you ingested peristous kicks in yes, Tracy.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you hear? The best snack.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, we're talking about the best snacks. What's you
Speaker 3: going to Mount Rushmore? Only four spaces of best snacks
Speaker 3: for merits are going to be on there, Supreme. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't even need to do anything. Although Saturday night, I
Speaker 3: have a layer first of all them. Then I chuck
Speaker 3: on the cheese, another layer, then I put a layer
Speaker 3: of saucer on, then a little top of that mountain
Speaker 3: with some altar beats. Put that in the microwave. When
Speaker 3: it comes out after about a minute minute half, it's
Speaker 3: all melted. Then you add on some sour cream.
Speaker 6: It's like a Doledo lasagnac on buche Would you lick
Speaker 6: the flavor off?
Speaker 3: A would? Really? Is there a chip?
Speaker 6: You don't lick the flavor off?
Speaker 3: Really? Lady Hannibal, Let spin off in the multiverse of
Speaker 3: the Lector family. All right, So nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. We got Pete here. Pete, what
Speaker 3: do you think is a great snack.
Speaker 10: I don't know if you've heard of a salaran. Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: that's fantastic, kid, I've only already discovered them lightly and
Speaker 10: why they become a really.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you can get the little bite sized ones.
Speaker 10: Now if you're saying that, yeah, no, I couldn't handle it,
Speaker 10: but I'd have to have a big one.
Speaker 6: I felt like summer all was always that chocolate bar
Speaker 6: that your mum and dad would let you have because
Speaker 6: it didn't look like a chocolate bar, probably still packed
Speaker 6: the sugar.
Speaker 3: All right, Pete, thank you very much. You killed me.
Speaker 3: Have a good day.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Bye, Ricky.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Ricky. Welcome to show. Yeah we're doing. Do you
Speaker 3: have a good weekend, Ricky, No.
Speaker 14: I had a great weekend, Thanks you. It was yours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very good. Now, well we're getting on like a
Speaker 3: house to file. This is lovely. What's your best snack?
Speaker 14: My best snack I think would be a salada with
Speaker 14: a slice of cheese on top in the microwave for
Speaker 14: about fourteen seconds on Highay.
Speaker 3: I love that you have fifteen fourteen perfected.
Speaker 14: It's going to be bubbling in the middle when you
Speaker 14: place the salad directly center of the Michael.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a little many. It's that a little
Speaker 3: many pizza.
Speaker 14: You make in that Oh it's beautiful, delish, it really is.
Speaker 14: It's just it was hot with the oil that comes
Speaker 14: in after it's been in the mark for a few seconds,
Speaker 14: and wow, it's so good. My advice is using your plate.
Speaker 3: Yes, would you not? Would you not put a couple
Speaker 3: in there, like a five or ten, or just to
Speaker 3: just do one at a time?
Speaker 14: Do you one at a time because that way they're
Speaker 14: nice and jewey and crisp. Still crisp, but there the
Speaker 14: cheeses and take you ages if.
Speaker 3: You've got mates around doing this one?
Speaker 6: Do you have to wait for the cheese to come down?
Speaker 14: Christian? Sorry?
Speaker 9: Mate?
Speaker 6: Do you have to wait for the cheeses to cool
Speaker 6: down before biting it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 14: That's the best. Thank you.
Speaker 3: All right, Ricky, you have a good week. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. About Judy. Good morning, Judy show Judy, good morning.
Speaker 3: There we go, Judy, We gotcha And Judy, what's your
Speaker 3: best snack?
Speaker 12: My best snack isms? But with a twist you put
Speaker 12: them in the microwaves for a minute, gota and then
Speaker 12: pop them in your and the milk.
Speaker 3: It's going to get the instructions again, not an instructional
Speaker 3: chat today on the show. It's lovely.
Speaker 12: You put them in the microwaves for one minute and
Speaker 12: then pop them in your mouth and you know, good
Speaker 12: time coming and then melt in your mail.
Speaker 3: Do we go back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Before.
Speaker 3: We get into what we did over the weekend, we
Speaker 3: need to get producer Rio on to share this amazing story.
Speaker 3: He was just telling Jack and I, please, Rio, tell
Speaker 3: us what about your friends?
Speaker 5: Two of my really good friends are getting married in
Speaker 5: about six months and I said, oh, you know who's
Speaker 5: are we taking the names? Like, what's the deal with that?
Speaker 5: And they are flipping a coin at the ceremony to
Speaker 5: decide who is taking whose name? So is Grant going
Speaker 5: to take Molly's name or is Molly going to take
Speaker 5: Grant's surname?
Speaker 3: I wonder what whether people do this when they can't
Speaker 3: settle it in just a pleasant conversation about.
Speaker 6: What No, but why had the pressure to be already.
Speaker 3: Shoots out? I love this.
Speaker 6: There's already so much nerves about a wedding day.
Speaker 3: You should always settle what name now? Only using that system?
Speaker 3: It should be done like by the the MC and everything.
Speaker 3: There should be a proper thing that is high stakes.
Speaker 3: Are we allowed to know what the names are? Yes?
Speaker 5: So the choices are slow Grove or Weber.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure love people, but Slow Grove feels
Speaker 3: like a very almost made out British comedy starring Dawn
Speaker 3: French and Jennifer about the adventures that go on in
Speaker 3: the slow Grovel Richard.
Speaker 5: There, I'm very excited for the wedding though it's added steaks.
Speaker 6: Yes, I wonder which point they do it. It's like
Speaker 6: now before you say I do and you kiss the bride,
Speaker 6: of course, give me the twenty cent coin.
Speaker 5: Before they pronounced each other.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, because then they could do.
Speaker 3: The winner gets their name out, so.
Speaker 6: Does the celebri and flip the coin.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure this spins up in the room, fats
Speaker 3: down and like a big red silk pillow as well.
Speaker 3: That's how I see it going.
Speaker 6: We should do later this morning or tomorrow. What did
Speaker 6: you flip a coin for me? Because when I moved
Speaker 6: in back to my first share house, there were two
Speaker 6: distinct rooms, one with a balcony, huge master bedroom, one
Speaker 6: that was essentially a broom closet. We flipped a coin
Speaker 6: for it, and I slipped in the broom closet.
Speaker 3: Oh no, definitely that what did you flip a coin for?
Speaker 3: And also other ways that people settle. Who gets what name? Yes,
Speaker 3: because this will happen for couples. All right, So we
Speaker 3: get into our six word week coming up.
Speaker 1: Next rist you O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: You could tell us how your weekend went in six
Speaker 3: words text A men want to be few partsy this weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh no, Saturday sleeping for me, I have this new
Speaker 2: wave of enthusiasm to get moving, like I need to
Speaker 2: do something, especially now I'm fifty, you know, so I
Speaker 2: thought this, this is how old I am.
Speaker 7: Last time I did it, it was called water aerobics.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, oh sorry, fifty or ninety two?
Speaker 14: I know, cocon I.
Speaker 2: Did Aqua Pulse at the weekend. Jeez, I love the water.
Speaker 2: I'm Cancrian born in June.
Speaker 7: I'm a crab.
Speaker 8: I love.
Speaker 3: We're okay, we just a whole one line. I thought
Speaker 3: it was alone from a song. Oh, I thought this
Speaker 3: is gonna go.
Speaker 2: Also, you know, because I feel like that hour being
Speaker 2: a busy mom, it's it's me time, and it's no
Speaker 2: one else can go.
Speaker 7: It's time for me to spend on myself.
Speaker 6: It was a private pool closure to you, like a
Speaker 6: say exactly what it is is where there's about twenty
Speaker 6: of you in the water, and then there's aerobic instructor
Speaker 6: on the side of the pool and he's got one
Speaker 6: of those little headsets, and then the old.
Speaker 2: Old dear is thank you. It's all different ages. But
Speaker 2: you have weights like foam weights, so it's a lot
Speaker 2: of resistance.
Speaker 3: To drown them. No waits.
Speaker 6: Resistance under the water and his pa speaker he does.
Speaker 2: But the only session that I can do on a
Speaker 2: Saturday is it like seven point thirty, which is really early.
Speaker 2: So so well, I know, Chris said, you're sure that
Speaker 2: that's really early, like the commitment from you though, well,
Speaker 2: you know you got to do something.
Speaker 7: So I set my alarm and I went and I
Speaker 7: thoroughly enjoyed it. But when I when I.
Speaker 3: Got there, when you're wearing those they give all the
Speaker 3: ladies those.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 3: The cap and.
Speaker 7: To the left, not just for old DearS. I'll let
Speaker 7: you know, no, no, no, no, you're quite right anyway.
Speaker 2: So I got there at that early hour on a Saturday,
Speaker 2: would you believe it was packed our local aquatic at
Speaker 2: that hour of the morning, at seven am, I was
Speaker 2: not the walking.
Speaker 3: Dead for old people. Why they up so early? Lie in,
Speaker 3: die in. You've done, You've done the hard yards of
Speaker 3: the early risis. Leave that for the rest of our suckers.
Speaker 3: We don't get old into about one or two in
Speaker 3: the afternoon.
Speaker 6: What I can't understand is when we drive into work
Speaker 6: in the morning pitch black. Why old people take their
Speaker 6: dogs for a walk?
Speaker 3: Wait, la, what have you got to do today? You've
Speaker 3: been that productive.
Speaker 7: And it's not just the older generation, it's young families swimming.
Speaker 6: Lesson Yeah, the swimming lesson Saturday.
Speaker 2: I'd be saying no to seven o'clock lessons, But there
Speaker 2: I was. I was there for Aqua max whatever it's
Speaker 2: called Aqua Pulse, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. There was
Speaker 2: even a kid, would you believe having a birthday party,
Speaker 2: like a sixth birthday party at that hour.
Speaker 7: Of the morning. It must have been the only slot baker.
Speaker 3: My friends to get their money seven am.
Speaker 6: They can watch the Aqua polse.
Speaker 2: But it was really hard because I found with the
Speaker 2: handweights right and you're doing all the movements I was
Speaker 2: going back, back back. I don't think you meant to
Speaker 2: like go back. I couldn't control myself, well, like going
Speaker 2: back in the water sinking.
Speaker 7: No, not sinking.
Speaker 2: I was going back and I kept hitting the rope
Speaker 2: behind me, and then I hit kicked some old deer
Speaker 2: in the heading.
Speaker 3: My mermaid kicks in the pool.
Speaker 7: I'm sure it's not meant death.
Speaker 6: Well, good luck for staying true to it. Because when
Speaker 6: you start something, always first week you're like, yes, this
Speaker 6: is I'm going to do this every week. The next
Speaker 6: weekend when the alarm goes like stuff.
Speaker 3: Especially this weekend. It's the long weekends. I don't know
Speaker 3: if he's going to test it all right, So we're
Speaker 3: going to jack and nize next, tell us about your
Speaker 3: weekend and six words.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tell us the story of your weekend in six words.
Speaker 3: Kashan Brisbane day trip to see Lynn Manuel Miranda in Brisbane. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's been, I think in Sydney as well. I think
Speaker 3: he's here in Melbourne soon as well.
Speaker 6: What's he doing a tour? Does he sing stuff from
Speaker 6: the musicals or is he doing like a spoken word thing?
Speaker 3: I think his stand up? Uh, I saw Kushel. That
Speaker 3: must have been amazing. And then Faye unintentionally got high
Speaker 3: at Snoop Dogg concert. This and I'm not your parents,
Speaker 3: I'm not the principal. We don't need to do this.
Speaker 3: Two week unintentionally you go there, Yes, you know what
Speaker 3: you've you're leaving higher.
Speaker 6: Must have been standing next to the pats like that
Speaker 6: big old bonfire up.
Speaker 3: All right? Six weekend Mine is teenage daughter snitched to
Speaker 3: mum in Perth. I were in charge of my sixteen
Speaker 3: year on told this weekend my wife and mother or
Speaker 3: they were over in Perth family reunion. Yes, and whenever
Speaker 3: my wife is away right, I was literally within hours.
Speaker 3: I think this is the right time because when I'm
Speaker 3: not allowed to do this, I will clean my trainers
Speaker 3: by putting them on a wash inside a pillow case.
Speaker 3: She says it breaks the drum. So anyway, I chuck
Speaker 3: them in setting more, laughing to myself like you're all right.
Speaker 3: And then it's thought she was here. Now she'd empty
Speaker 3: right now, you know that moments you plug, you can
Speaker 3: pull that. We know where that is.
Speaker 6: But don't you get worried. She'll come back through the
Speaker 6: door next week and go Wow, your train is so clean.
Speaker 3: Anyway, three minutes into the train is going around the
Speaker 3: drum and the pillowcase. My phone goes, what she's gone
Speaker 3: homent just for a chat. She goes, day those trainers
Speaker 3: are I'm like what I actually looked, try and go.
Speaker 3: I don't say I like her. Nanny can said. Lois
Speaker 3: called me a couple of years. That's a hell of
Speaker 3: a hand to play. Well, fine, yeah, I got snitched
Speaker 3: to terrible, very very frosty weekend. We've had me in
Speaker 3: the sixteenyear old. I'm like, okay, you will need someone.
Speaker 3: You will need this guy in your corner one day,
Speaker 3: and I will play my hand. Then we'll remember about
Speaker 3: the trainers. Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 6: Sadly, I have to declare war on the AFL Oh wow,
Speaker 6: this is a hot take, right, Robbo. They let me
Speaker 6: down in spades on Friday night for our fantasy Draft night.
Speaker 6: Now told you on Friday, I'm the league commissioner, so
Speaker 6: everything falls on me to get it right. Sadly, this year,
Speaker 6: the site that we usually use folded, so everybody who
Speaker 6: uses Ultimate Footy had to go to a new location
Speaker 6: to take the draft. Fantasy leagues. We went to the
Speaker 6: AFL's in house. Wow, right, the new Promised Land, the
Speaker 6: new well.
Speaker 3: Website.
Speaker 6: Un Jock, I don't want to get stuck into the
Speaker 6: weeds of the details, but essentially are yes, well, we
Speaker 6: have to for me to really burn them. So I
Speaker 6: get to the draft night.
Speaker 3: Since when you the burn guy? A multi billion dollar empire?
Speaker 6: Yes, but spend some of that billion that you're getting
Speaker 6: for all your TV rights over the next six years
Speaker 6: and funnel it into the fantasy section of your website.
Speaker 3: So what did you did you struggle using it?
Speaker 6: Yes, because we got their. First thing we do is
Speaker 6: decide the draft order. Then I go in to put
Speaker 6: the draft order into the settings, it says, oh, you
Speaker 6: can't change your settings half an hour before a draft.
Speaker 6: It didn't say this anywhere.
Speaker 3: Why not? So then I have to build a two
Speaker 3: things hit. This sounds like a really dumb night, and
Speaker 3: it sounds like a really dull it.
Speaker 6: Why do why do we need to I'm only I'm
Speaker 6: only a quarter of the way through, none of the.
Speaker 1: Way through Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Upon Mother, Law and Wife. They flew out to Perth
Speaker 3: on Friday for a really big family reunion my mother
Speaker 3: in law who came here forty months ago our post
Speaker 3: COVID on holiday and then loved it so much she's
Speaker 3: she's stayed here. She now lives here. She was re
Speaker 3: reunited with her sister, flving all the way over from
Speaker 3: London and they shoved them in that plane in London.
Speaker 3: Next time we're opening up this can it's.
Speaker 6: Longest commercial flight in the world London, Perth.
Speaker 3: Not to do for Auntie she who's seventy nights quite
Speaker 3: a deal. But anyway, what kept it going reunited with
Speaker 3: the system. They've not seen each other in two years,
Speaker 3: so they're all a path. But the reunions happens, it's
Speaker 3: going a lot lot of shrieking. You could hear in
Speaker 3: a different state, probably over the weekend. And then my
Speaker 3: mother in law has some mobility scooter and she's got
Speaker 3: this all light one that we take away with her.
Speaker 6: Okay, well she takes her own one inter state.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep on the plane with a little scooter and
Speaker 3: stuff like this. Yeah, she was showing off how it works, right,
Speaker 3: She is a really fast and mobility scooter. With this
Speaker 3: grandson who was five. He got on and any five
Speaker 3: year old boy thought be quite funny to try and
Speaker 3: steer this into that big old tree with my nanna
Speaker 3: on it. Jackie, my mother in law panics thinks the
Speaker 3: best thing to do is to squeeze the throttle to speed,
Speaker 3: accelerate out of it, accelerate into it, into the tree. Sadly,
Speaker 3: she fell off and she's she's broken her arm. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now you're a bit too early with the laughter. So
Speaker 3: she's out there now the big reunion, you know she's
Speaker 3: going to be They can fling back to Melbourne tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You know, they wanted to spend a lot of time together.
Speaker 3: Now sister's going to be a carer, you know, helping
Speaker 3: her really intimately over the next three weeks. But my
Speaker 3: wife said, when she was describing, she said, at first
Speaker 3: I thought she was mucking around because she fell off
Speaker 3: in about nine very slow stages. She said, it was
Speaker 3: so slow motion that like she was like hamming it up.
Speaker 3: So when she was then on the ground onto a
Speaker 3: bed of grass, she was like she thought she went
Speaker 3: over and her mom was like writhing around screaming in pain.
Speaker 3: She was like, Mum, get up, you're scaring me up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she thought she was mucking around, and then she does no,
Speaker 3: she's not. She actually has broken her arm. So this morning,
Speaker 3: we want to know them when they thought you were
Speaker 3: mucking around, Because this happens a lot, doesn't it. You
Speaker 3: don't realize someone's actually in a great deal of pain, right,
Speaker 3: it's not funny anymore. I've said this to people clutching. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I mean and you know I'm not falling for this.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: They all broken here.
Speaker 6: And when you're in the extreme pain, it's hard to
Speaker 6: tell people no, I'm not joking. I'm really in pain.
Speaker 6: And the hospital you're.
Speaker 3: Sort of laughing and in the agony, you don't know
Speaker 3: what's what the tears are.
Speaker 1: For The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Sadler of the weekend, My mother in law took a tumble.
Speaker 3: She fell off her mobility scooter, and my wife, who
Speaker 3: was there, said it happen in such slow motion. She
Speaker 3: thought her mum was mucking around when she was lying
Speaker 3: on the ground, thought her mum was pulling her a
Speaker 3: prank off, some sort of elderly jackass.
Speaker 6: If you will, where are the cameras?
Speaker 3: I wasn't that thing? We had come on ourself, Fanny anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: come on, you've had your laugh, get up, you know,
Speaker 3: and she'd actually actually had she had to get a hospital.
Speaker 3: She has broken her arm, but she thought she was
Speaker 3: joking at the time. We're looking for your stories where
Speaker 3: you've been in that situation? Nine four one one oh
Speaker 3: four three Lucky. Yeah, good morning, morning, Lucky. So they
Speaker 3: thought you were joking at the time, Lucky. What happened?
Speaker 13: It was my sister.
Speaker 8: Actually, when we were kids, we were running to try
Speaker 8: to jump and touch the ceiling at Dad's house. My
Speaker 8: sister's fallen and hurting her foot.
Speaker 13: Dad's just shake it off.
Speaker 8: And when we went and visited Muma week later, she
Speaker 8: had more sympathy and it turned out that my sister
Speaker 8: had broken her foot and required a cast all the
Speaker 8: way up to her me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Just before the start of year seven.
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh yeah, Lucky, it sounds like you have
Speaker 6: the same dad as me.
Speaker 3: I actually had men people probably nodding at the raided hill.
Speaker 3: I also had that dad.
Speaker 6: I broke my finger at school playing basketball. My dad
Speaker 6: was the one who came picked me up. He said
Speaker 6: she'll be right, And it wasn't until my mum got
Speaker 6: home from work later that night that she shot me
Speaker 6: to the hospital.
Speaker 3: It was at the right angle and the car was
Speaker 3: a doctor.
Speaker 8: Water would just kick every a glass of water, there
Speaker 8: would be there would be no hospital or Milton.
Speaker 6: A glass of water. My dad's motto was, actually, kids
Speaker 6: can't get.
Speaker 3: Injured, lucky. Thank you very much, story mate, very funny.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's get a Carly here. Good morning, Carly, Good morning Carli.
Speaker 3: They thought you were joking at the time. What's your
Speaker 3: story mate, Well.
Speaker 15: It wasn't me. It was my cousin. So many many
Speaker 15: years ago. There was a very loose sort of entertainment
Speaker 15: park called Bobby's World, and when she was four, I
Speaker 15: double bounced her on the trampoline. She landed very badly
Speaker 15: and limped around Bobby's World for the rest of the day.
Speaker 15: Her parents didn't believe her. It wasn't until she reverted
Speaker 15: to sort of crawling because she couldn't wait there anymore,
Speaker 15: that they took her to the doctors and she had
Speaker 15: a break in her fema. So she was in a
Speaker 15: full leg cast as a four year old, poor little thing.
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 15: Com Yeah, that's what happens when you double bounced people.
Speaker 3: A strong lesson in this story today. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Just go to work, David, Good morning.
Speaker 16: Morning Christian. I suffered chest pains last year and asked
Speaker 16: my family to ring the ambulance, and all they did
Speaker 16: was standing their mobile phones. So I had to ring
Speaker 16: the ambulance myself and two and they finally believe me
Speaker 16: I needed to have a bibe surgery.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 16: I can laugh at it now, and I remind them
Speaker 16: every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is heartless.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 13: I'll borrow that.
Speaker 3: Ye, it's my gift to you. Actually.
Speaker 6: Now, are you guys on your mobile phones because you're
Speaker 6: calling the ambulance or are you just playing guess?
Speaker 16: I don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that one thing. You were already
Speaker 3: having a serious heart problem. Yes, so thank god she
Speaker 3: calls your own ambulance.
Speaker 16: Yes, yes, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be here.
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 16: Oh I can laugh at it now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. He keeps saying that like it's one of
Speaker 3: those affirmations. You're outside their house, now, aren't you going
Speaker 3: to run put your car into the house.
Speaker 6: I'm glad you're here, David. I'm glad you're still here.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're part of twelve step. The next
Speaker 3: step is called a radio show and talk about the phone. David,
Speaker 3: I'm glad you made it out alive. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 3: take a laugh about it now.
Speaker 1: Christian Connalls Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Time for this week's misheard lyrics. It's just another mishard
Speaker 3: man nay, Christian o'connall's misshard lyrics. All right, every money
Speaker 3: on the show. We'd play back, Oh your misheard lyrics
Speaker 3: if we agree with what you think you're mishearing. If not,
Speaker 3: And for the great ones, Hall of recent, Hall of Famous,
Speaker 3: for carly see your unstoppable I'm so powerful, I don't
Speaker 3: need diarrhea today. And Nate had this from baby you
Speaker 3: ain't looking right about power solo. Baby, you itch your bulls,
Speaker 3: you itch your balls, you eat a lot. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get into it this week. This comes from Anthony Christian.
Speaker 3: We'd like to request to redo on our misheard last week.
Speaker 3: It's not the chorus what we hear Son's names Elliott,
Speaker 3: it's the second verse. So last week we thought it
Speaker 3: was this bit and we couldn't hear Elliott and this
Speaker 3: at all just Gloria, nothing else. But what they actually
Speaker 3: meant was this bit. I think they got they got Elliott.
Speaker 6: Come back from round two.
Speaker 7: It's there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it's there. Darren's got Last app
Speaker 3: by the B fifty Two's Tin Ruth Rusted or is
Speaker 3: it Henry Busted? No, I'm still hearing the one from
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago when it was Penroth Penrith Rusted. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that one, but not yours, sorry, Darren. Chris McNeil's got
Speaker 3: Rocket by def Leopard Rocket, Yes, Satellite of love, subtle
Speaker 3: lyrics rockets or is it rocket? Yes? Standing in the
Speaker 3: line for the Lou. Oh, that's a brilliant, very subtle,
Speaker 3: but I think it is there, Chris Rocket, Yeah, standing
Speaker 3: in the line for the lou. Yeah, I love that one, Chris,
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame, Jim's mowing Gippslands has got pink. That's
Speaker 3: all we know. Yeah, pink. Raise your glass in all
Speaker 3: the right ways or my underdogs or is it in
Speaker 3: all the right ways? Or my art chokes?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I also like that. Hall of Famer. Jackie Christian,
Speaker 3: I've got this The Great Pretender by the Platters. The
Speaker 3: Great Pretender? Was it over the weekend on gold Sticking
Speaker 3: on the platters over the weekend? Hurt Jackie Red or
Speaker 3: is it the Great Green Teddy Bear? It's there, Jackie.
Speaker 3: And finally today Lizzie's got your kisses on my list
Speaker 3: holder notes because it means more to me. Or is
Speaker 3: Darryl saying what's a meat ball to me?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's there, Lizzie hall of all right, as always your
Speaker 3: email twenty four to seven. Whenever you misshead a lyric,
Speaker 3: email me directly. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: We've had an idea with Toddy Afel about it. They
Speaker 3: love the idea. Now, in the wake of Jack torching
Speaker 3: the organization an hour ago, I'm wondering how they feel
Speaker 3: about their exciting new partnership with the Christian o'connells.
Speaker 6: Just the branch of their website that does the runs
Speaker 6: the Fantasy Draft. It could be better another gay. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I love AFL. I'm a big fan of the ANFL.
Speaker 6: Just get into that back end and fix some profits.
Speaker 3: Don't you even forget mister McLachlin Gil all right told
Speaker 3: us that is you remember what he said? Uh? He said,
Speaker 3: oh this is your no app And when my driver
Speaker 3: listens to the show, oh thank you for coat. Obviously
Speaker 3: you wouldn't Eveet fiddle with the car to tune into us.
Speaker 3: You'll need a butler with a white goats. I will
Speaker 3: do that. So imagine Gil would have heard this man's
Speaker 3: got a sweaty start to his day when he just
Speaker 3: some mumbley on the radio talking about the Trouptown menu
Speaker 3: on the back end of the Fantasy Draft Nerds site.
Speaker 6: You know, there's fourteen who have us to drinking on
Speaker 6: Friday night, trying to get the website to work, and
Speaker 6: the boys are saying things like burn them on the radio.
Speaker 6: This week, somebody said, get gill on and say it
Speaker 6: to his face.
Speaker 3: He's coming in, but we're not that. We're going to
Speaker 3: talk about the Mini motivations, this big thing. We're not
Speaker 3: gonna go you right now. Let's burn him on the clock. Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: you feel Gil being like the common fan anyway, Mini motivations.
Speaker 3: We love this idea. He fel loved this idea back
Speaker 3: in the good old days when they love the show.
Speaker 17: You to fight and.
Speaker 1: You you whyre.
Speaker 3: But your voice is myy. You ref them so they
Speaker 3: can win the fly Mini Motivators. Anyone who's under eighteen
Speaker 3: and loves their footy team. We're asking you to get
Speaker 3: the whole family involved. Record a video firing up your team.
Speaker 3: It's less than two weeks now. The big briance then
Speaker 3: is worth over three and a half thousand dollars in
Speaker 3: our Mini Motivators, family membership to the club of your
Speaker 3: choice to see every game, thousand dollars to spend at
Speaker 3: the AFL's store, and for the first color of entries
Speaker 3: we get, you get golden sharing balls as well. All right,
Speaker 3: so let's hear some of these entries. This is from
Speaker 3: seventeen year old Tigers fan Gus. Okay, Tigers, listen to me.
Speaker 3: It's a new year, new goal.
Speaker 17: Let's not think about what happened last year. Let's just
Speaker 17: get back to playing the amazing footy. I know the
Speaker 17: Tigers can play.
Speaker 3: Let's do this. Tigers, come on, hut them on, rich Man,
Speaker 3: rich Man. I love that, very very good, strong start
Speaker 3: from Gus. Let's go to Hawks fan Reuben, who's twelve.
Speaker 12: Samtchel has asked me here to get you guys pumped up,
Speaker 12: get your motivated.
Speaker 1: Every team wants to win for review worked hard.
Speaker 5: Have you put in the effort?
Speaker 1: I know you have now keep the falling ten words
Speaker 1: in your mind.
Speaker 6: If it is to be, it is up to me,
Speaker 6: believe it.
Speaker 3: Let's go Hawks, strong words. They're fun, young Ruben, that's
Speaker 3: very good. So these are the mini motivators. You can
Speaker 3: be any age, as long as you're under eighteen. We've
Speaker 3: got a young Lions fan here, six year old Hudson.
Speaker 9: Right, okay, Lions, you can do this. You're the best
Speaker 9: team ever. You can win the fight, he can win
Speaker 9: the cup, and you're the best team ever, the best, best, best.
Speaker 3: Guy the Lions. That's my favorite one so far. That
Speaker 3: we all feel the passion right and I reckon. We
Speaker 3: could put it in front of any play at the
Speaker 3: Lions and they hear that, that passion when he says
Speaker 3: you're the best.
Speaker 9: Team ever, the best, best, best team ever.
Speaker 3: That we're all fired up, aren't we? Well done? Little
Speaker 3: six year old Hudson, the Lions fan. So those are
Speaker 3: the mini motivators. Go to the Christian O'Connell show dot
Speaker 3: com dot au.
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Speaker 3: What do I Do? While my wife was away? I
Speaker 3: did two house viewings. I'm not sure if we are
Speaker 3: actually gonna move, but just to see what's around. Obviously
Speaker 3: now we've only got one daughter at home, wife and
Speaker 3: life and thinking, you know, do we make some changes Anyway,
Speaker 3: I go to have a look at one place right
Speaker 3: and the Wednesday agent goes, you know, we're going in,
Speaker 3: and you see, I get really irritated when there's other
Speaker 3: people there. It's ridiculous very as well. You don't think
Speaker 3: after you, after you, or into the wardrobe. You are
Speaker 3: the other one. All of this.
Speaker 6: Everybody walks at the same speed. That's slow, like you
Speaker 6: can't stop, but you're almost moving so slowly that you're walking.
Speaker 3: I did a couple of these where I sort of
Speaker 3: kicked something or war bang it like this, go it's
Speaker 3: going to need to work people. They just look around like,
Speaker 3: oh is he a builder? Does he know? That's sorry?
Speaker 3: What is that coming from? I have to get the
Speaker 3: plans anyway, the real estate as he goes, don't bother
Speaker 3: going in upstairs. Okay, I'll take you down to the basement.
Speaker 3: Let me paint the vision for you. This is your
Speaker 3: you can build a studio down here.
Speaker 6: He's got you.
Speaker 3: This guy, I am. I'm an easy mark. My daughter was.
Speaker 3: I slow down and I started to jog a bit
Speaker 3: to get down there. Don't go down the stairs and
Speaker 3: stairs to get down to the basement.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, we left, my daughter said, because I was wide
Speaker 3: eyed for it, I would have she said, if you'd
Speaker 3: got the paperwalk out, you would have. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: We're moving.
Speaker 6: I ring.
Speaker 3: My wife didn't even know I's doing it. How being
Speaker 3: go and sold it. We're moving when it comes back.
Speaker 3: We don't live there anymore. Shouldn't go away to birth
Speaker 3: for a couple of days. Anyway, we go downstairs, I
Speaker 3: have a looksie around there, okay, and then I see
Speaker 3: that there's a there's a toilet. We all know a toilet.
Speaker 3: Then in a different room. It's gone to the effort,
Speaker 3: this person of having.
Speaker 6: Your idyl Oh, I've actually always wondered if anybody has
Speaker 6: them been a home.
Speaker 3: I've never never ever seen one before.
Speaker 6: Yes, because there's so much.
Speaker 3: It actually took my breath away, the audacity, like now
Speaker 3: this is an Alphas home. I almost felt up. And
Speaker 3: he's leaving his mark in the open. You can't close
Speaker 3: that seat. It's like he's marked his territory. I'm not down,
Speaker 3: you know, I've never seen anyone believe in it.
Speaker 6: Actually, when we were renovating in a bathroom years ago.
Speaker 6: I said to I wonder if anyone does urinal in
Speaker 6: the house, because it's so much easier to use. You
Speaker 6: don't go, man, but it's you know, lift up the seat,
Speaker 6: speaks back down again.
Speaker 3: But it's it's is there how she can do what
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 11: True?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I can imagine guests going to use the
Speaker 2: bathroom and here's the urinal that's.
Speaker 3: Been understand It was in a separate room so you
Speaker 3: could close the door behind you, but there it was.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like so you had a cubicle
Speaker 3: make a pub for Like I said, it's not always impressed.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if anyone else. I can't imagine
Speaker 3: anyone else has got an actual urinal in that.
Speaker 6: I think it's so rare that you should buy that
Speaker 6: house because.
Speaker 3: You may not find said to the military agent, you
Speaker 3: should have led with this. Don't bother with that that
Speaker 3: shiny photo you get all whatever on the front. Just
Speaker 3: that your rhyl. You'll find your Jordan Peterson's and of
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan's. I've got my kettle bell here. I use
Speaker 3: this because I'm mad.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's time waste. It is old farmer day. Researchers have
Speaker 3: conducted IQ tests of pigs, horses, cows, chicken, and sheep
Speaker 3: to discover the most intelligent farm animals. Who do we
Speaker 3: think is at number one?
Speaker 6: Pigs?
Speaker 7: It's definitely not shape. They're silly.
Speaker 3: Things are a lot of burning going on today show
Speaker 3: from YouTube DJs.
Speaker 7: They're stupid.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: We used to have them at the back of our
Speaker 7: house growing up.
Speaker 6: It's like you used a sheep as an account or something,
Speaker 6: and you got your taxes.
Speaker 2: You've got a vendetta and you'd approach them to pat them,
Speaker 2: and they'd like jump around or crazy in different directions.
Speaker 3: Well, pats, you're right. They're in number five chicken to
Speaker 3: say it can trick other chickens? What what IQ three?
Speaker 3: Cow can can tell the weather? Is that true?
Speaker 10: What I do?
Speaker 13: You got?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 3: The count?
Speaker 10: Was?
Speaker 5: An old wise tail the way a cow's tail would
Speaker 5: point would predict the weather a certain way, and then
Speaker 5: scientists tested it and they were right.
Speaker 3: Really, why aren't we getting cow weather on the show?
Speaker 5: Just get us a cow?
Speaker 3: All right? Okay? Are you a farmer with cows? Can
Speaker 3: they be the weather? Cow? This week on the show,
Speaker 3: horse and horses at number two can open a sophisticated gate.
Speaker 3: What is the sophisticated gate? And then I'm earned you, Jack?
Speaker 3: You was strike pigs. Pigs apparently can play video games.
Speaker 3: They love a shoot them up. You get them on
Speaker 3: that Gears of War. They're not just in that trough
Speaker 3: all right. So if you're farming movies, sorry, that's a pirate.
Speaker 9: That was.
Speaker 3: I'm still a pirate. Sorry farmer movie. So I just
Speaker 3: getting into character, all the various impressions. A cropper lips now,
Speaker 3: a crop lips snap, resident weavil gold? Oh, those farmers
Speaker 3: a hit, those evils? Farmer gedding silver, signage of the
Speaker 3: lambs or that muck spreading our films fields? What's happening?
Speaker 3: I think I'm having a stroke. Guys, you think I'm joke?
Speaker 3: Cool signage of the lambs silver? Yeah, thank you very generous, Jack.
Speaker 3: What have you got? Farm movies?
Speaker 6: A steer is born?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Silver.
Speaker 6: When Harry milked.
Speaker 4: Sally, Oh yeah, she's a freezing okay, gold plus Daddy
Speaker 4: hate here.
Speaker 3: That's also gold.
Speaker 6: And Chucky from Child's Play. He's doing too much horror stuff.
Speaker 6: We've got to get him out working on the farm.
Speaker 6: Child's plow some gold trifector.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast, A.
Speaker 3: Wild Farming Day. We thank you all our farming listeners.
Speaker 3: Thank you, And right now we're looking for farming movies.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to plow?
Speaker 6: Let's claw the fields?
Speaker 3: Thinking about it all right, let's plow. Debbie plows Dallas
Speaker 3: straight into it on William milking Miss Daisy.
Speaker 6: Something would happen to her. Silver.
Speaker 3: It's not just that I'm afraid, dude, where's my calf? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Silver plus Beverly Hills crop gold powering Miss Daisy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there we go. Silver plus, that's some debt apocalypse plow Silver,
Speaker 3: Edward silo hands.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, God, that's so good.
Speaker 4: Jack and I big fans of that. Jewels Uh the
Speaker 4: Stable Guy Silver Farming Nemo silver plus.
Speaker 3: Not point break point break gold. Id'm meg, how to
Speaker 3: sew a field in ten days? Silver bowl, metal jacket ball,
Speaker 3: silver plus full milking bucket, but bronze avatoire the new
Speaker 3: Animals go to die Silver plus. He's just not that
Speaker 3: into pooh gold an elliot A few good hens gold
Speaker 3: instead of Jodah ho dirt gold gold. For any reference
Speaker 3: always to Jodah one of the finest movies ever made,
Speaker 3: Austin Powers, The Spy Who Plowed Me? Wild Done, Nathan
Speaker 3: and Ballarat A doubler there, that's powerful. There's something about
Speaker 3: Mary's lamb and bronze Fatal Attractor, Gold, Chicken a wire Silver,
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Speaker 3: That's again And she said could you play mentors anything?
Speaker 3: Too many times? On their wedding anniversary today it was
Speaker 3: their first song together, Happy to hop out and congratulations again.
Speaker 3: Are you celebrating to tonight? You're gonna do? You're gonna
Speaker 3: have for dinner?
Speaker 7: You know what it's like. It's a bit hard, like
Speaker 7: it's ballet night tonight for awards.
Speaker 6: You already do four West of Sunda.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know she does. She does on Monday night?
Speaker 6: Is she for the Russian Ballet?
Speaker 2: When they do exams they have to do two lessons. No,
Speaker 2: so we're going to do something this weekend, I think hopefully.
Speaker 3: All right, so tomorrow's show Today, after going into a
Speaker 3: house of the weekend where I saw a men's urinal,
Speaker 3: it was like, wow, that is a statement piece.
Speaker 6: You know exactly what it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, other statement pieces you've seen, or maybe you have
Speaker 3: a statement piece? What if you flip a coin to
Speaker 3: decide an amazing story? On today's show, some of Rio's
Speaker 3: friends can't decide what surname to take, Who gets the surname,
Speaker 3: who loses their surname when they get married in six
Speaker 3: months time. So on the big day, as Jack said,
Speaker 3: of high emotions, big emotions, they're adding in the coin
Speaker 3: toss to decide what is the surname they both take.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, we kicked it. Feels like we've been
Speaker 3: talking about this last week, but we really kicked off
Speaker 3: many motivators today. With footy less than two weeks away
Speaker 3: to the start in Round one, we're looking for young
Speaker 3: footy fans, anyone under eighteen, just to get their phone out,
Speaker 3: get mom and dad involved, get behind them. It's a
Speaker 3: big prize. Record a pump up message for your footy team.
Speaker 3: We've had some great ones. Today we have this from
Speaker 3: little six year old Hudson, who is a mad Keen
Speaker 3: Lines fan.
Speaker 9: Okay Lines this, you're the best team ever. You can
Speaker 9: win the fuk you can win the Cup, and you're
Speaker 9: the best team ever, the best, best.
Speaker 3: Best guy the lion that is powerful. That's like paccino
Speaker 3: any given Sunday level to mells. And also, can you
Speaker 3: remember we used to get that excited. You used to
Speaker 3: run out of breath.
Speaker 8: You have to.
Speaker 3: That's the passion of the Mini Motivators. We had seventeen
Speaker 3: year old Gus who's a Tigers fan. Okay, Tigers, listen
Speaker 3: to me. It's a new year, new goals.
Speaker 17: Let's not think about what happened last year. Let's just
Speaker 17: get back to playing the amazing footy. I know the
Speaker 17: Tigers can play.
Speaker 5: Let's do this.
Speaker 3: Tigers, come on, hut them on. Rich Man could have
Speaker 3: done with us before rather Dees took him apart the weekend.
Speaker 3: But anyways, this practice games all right, So Mini Motivators.
Speaker 3: The prizes are Huges three.
Speaker 6: Thou Do prize pack, which includes family membership to the
Speaker 6: club of your choice, also one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Keep saying club of your choice, like someone's gonna go.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm not a fan. Yes, yes, it's just there
Speaker 3: cu no no, no, take your time go through all
Speaker 3: eighteen clubs. That's Swans actually wors gonna go.
Speaker 6: So yeah, the family membership to your club plus one
Speaker 6: thousand dollars to spend at the AFL store.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 6: You get to choose which team you'll support and which
Speaker 6: merch you by.
Speaker 3: Cup of your choice. Just keep it going, cover of
Speaker 3: your choice, all right. Head to the Christian o'connells show
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