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Speaker 1: Big boy. Here, we are here, we bloody are in

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Speaker 1: a little podcast that I like to call.

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Speaker 2: Baby hypothetical situations.

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Speaker 1: Boo boo, boo boo. So that'll be an opener. That'll

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Speaker 1: be a really good opener. And if anyone listening just

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Speaker 1: heard me doing something stupid, genuinely being stitched out, they've

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Speaker 1: really ft me. Now what you're swearing? What your ps

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Speaker 1: and qs?

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Speaker 3: We're in a podcast space.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're just We're just we're bombing.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're in a podcast space, so we can bomb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want to bomb?

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Speaker 4: Well I didn't because I'm not gonna I'm not just

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Speaker 4: going to sit here and.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to sit here and go for them.

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Speaker 1: But if they happen, because my problem is once I

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Speaker 1: know I can bomb, you can eat bombs away. You know,

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Speaker 1: I get excited. I'm a child, you fucking bananas. So

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe I don't have the power to bomb. You

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Speaker 1: have the power to bomb. All right, cool? So what

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Speaker 1: what is this podcast? So? As you know, I am

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Speaker 1: a bit of a hypochondriac and a serial overthinker. So

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Speaker 1: there are a few things that I've started overthinking about

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Speaker 1: my upcoming baby.

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Speaker 3: That's good though, Yeah, it's good, but I.

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Speaker 1: Feel a bit embarrassed about the stupid things that I'm overthinking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what I wanted because these are the sorts of

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Speaker 1: I'm worried they'll just laugh at me. So I was

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Speaker 1: hoping to create a really safe space between you and

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Speaker 1: me where I can bring up these stupid things that

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Speaker 1: I'm overthinking, yes, and we can just sort of we

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Speaker 1: can just address them. Yes, you can chat about them,

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Speaker 1: and then we can decide No, mate, don't worry about

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Speaker 1: that because I can't. Yeah, how old Max? Again, I

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Speaker 1: like ten weeks ten weeks, So look, you've got ten

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Speaker 3: Because ultimately, yeah, I'm still very much figuring it out.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's why I like this space. I

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Speaker 1: exit that's dud, idiot, you're stupid. I just I was hoping,

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Speaker 1: you know, you and me, in a non judgmental space,

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Speaker 1: can just navigate a bit of an absurdity that's going

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Speaker 1: on in my mind. So before we crack into things,

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Speaker 1: I mean, why don't we play that cracking opener again.

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Speaker 2: Baby hypothetical situations.

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Speaker 1: Okay, first hypothetical situation, which is something I've been thinking

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Speaker 1: about a bit. So I saw I saw a friend

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Speaker 1: their chest.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a preferred spot for mine.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I've seen you with a bit of chest

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Speaker 1: action going on. It looks good. Great, I'm hoping, well hopefully, really.

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Speaker 4: The only place she well not the only place she sleeps,

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Speaker 4: but it's guaranteed sleep time if you really need to

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Speaker 4: get a sleep strap.

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Speaker 1: On, and it just looks more practical when going to

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, Yeah, she's strapped to me for probably two

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Speaker 1: But that's unreal.

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Speaker 4: It might be a bit much, but that's why it works,

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Speaker 4: because I can put my desks to standing and perfect.

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Speaker 1: Good, you got your hands free. Yeah right, that seems

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Speaker 1: to really work. Because I saw someone with a pram

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the room with prams is massive just getting around. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and I think amongst the fraternity of strap ons, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Really so you see your pram out in the bat

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Speaker 1: Why would the pramers like to pram? Why do they

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Speaker 3: Maybe they can't strap?

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Speaker 1: Who can't strap? Am I a chance not to strap.

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Speaker 3: If your baby doesn't like it?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not allowed to bomb. But that was so

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Speaker 4: That was a big part of you having a baby

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Speaker 3: Old and it's because he was at the pub.

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Speaker 1: We were at the pub exactly.

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Speaker 4: He was at the pub and you were like, where's

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Speaker 1: I could still go to the pub. That looks easy.

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Speaker 1: It looks it looks honestly, I get people walking around

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you do have to bop a bit every now

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all right when you got to except look,

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Speaker 4: don't get me wrong. Yeah, it's a great way to

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Speaker 4: go about it. You feel very It's a nice parenting move,

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Speaker 1: Oh totally, And you just look so in control and

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Speaker 1: there's an intimacy between you and that's nice. But then

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Speaker 1: also even when you're telling stories, you can still gesticulate

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Speaker 3: Was not at all by the baby.

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Speaker 1: If anything, it added Yeah, it is almost like a

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Speaker 1: Does it go back on what was saying before? You're

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Speaker 1: saying the only reason a PRAMO would pram. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: pramers is because they can't strap. You don't think anyone

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Speaker 3: No, that's not fair. So even though.

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Speaker 4: Even though and this is just my again, this is

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Speaker 4: even though the like pramers are fucking losers like they are,

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Speaker 1: Is the prams that are listening there.

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Speaker 3: But like eventually you've got to go to the PRAM

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Speaker 4: But ultimately the reason that you would, you know, strap

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Speaker 3: It's just a sleep thing. Like if your baby sleeps in.

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Speaker 4: The PRAM, you know they're losers. But we would probably

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Speaker 3: Sleeps key.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter if you found out that you know

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Speaker 4: your baby slept well strapped to your ankle, you do it.

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Speaker 4: You'd strap that little bit of your ankle.

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Speaker 1: Could you strap them on upside down like a bat? No,

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Speaker 1: that's bad because I wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was saying the ankle thing is like it

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Speaker 1: But hypothetically, and this is what this chat's all about.

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Speaker 1: If you honestly found out, like by accident, you strapped

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Speaker 1: I should strap her on upside down?

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Speaker 4: I mean my philosophy with parenting parenting is whatever works,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so I haven't got to my first question yet,

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Speaker 1: but it is about strapping.

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Speaker 4: When strapping a strap on, a strap on strap on?

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Speaker 4: When you were ever use an actual strap on.

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Speaker 1: So I've been actually walking around the house and ah,

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Speaker 1: that was a reird question. Well, and had a PG way.

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Speaker 1: I'll go PG first, then i'll give you my rude answer.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a fun at the end. But I

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Speaker 4: Watch you you if your baby doesn't like the baby.

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Speaker 1: Yawns, Oh, that will just kill me. And shit. So

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Speaker 4: Know, you've got to black him out like I I

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen that. You put the sheet over see,

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Speaker 4: A lot of swallen cloth over there, dummy, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've watched a lot of strappers, and it

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Speaker 1: looks like initially when you get them in, the baby

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Speaker 4: You guaranteed get a squawk because you well you think

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Speaker 3: Eyes open looking at the world. And then when you first.

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Speaker 4: Get him in you're just face planting them because they

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Speaker 3: Planting them and then like compressing them in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not comfortable, so they hate it and they

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Speaker 4: pulling up, two guys jumping out, putting a bag over

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Speaker 4: what That's what it is effectively, and then shoving a gag.

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Speaker 3: In your mouth. So yes, there's a bit of early discomfort.

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Speaker 1: Eventually, alike with the van hypothetical, Yeah, I'd start to

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Speaker 4: Oh that a van could rock up at any stag

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Speaker 1: Yeah is that? Yeah? Because baby starts saying strapping as positive,

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Speaker 4: Well max, they still squawk like the initial ten to

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Speaker 4: because I was thinking about this today a little bit,

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Speaker 4: I was your desensitization with crying is a genuine thing.

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Speaker 1: Your desensitization, yes, as in you get used to hearing that. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like that and you got like I haven't taken stock

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Speaker 4: So we started realizing that we had too many bloody dingling.

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Speaker 3: It's really nice.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of research, even with adults of just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and as we said, build to that, we get there.

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Speaker 4: I do know desensitization from crying.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nice good. I haven't actually asked my first

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Speaker 3: So they leave and then like you like and naturally

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, how could it be?

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Speaker 4: Until you start to you know, the example I was

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Speaker 1: And you were saying the other day.

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Speaker 3: But now I'm just like, oh, that's just your noises.

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Speaker 1: Because you get to know the squawks about that, because

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Speaker 3: Cramps cramps, hunger, tired. They're pretty much the only things

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what I say to sem like when

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Speaker 1: From the beautiful people having a harmonious picnic.

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Speaker 4: No, it's at night, it's when you put her down.

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Speaker 1: And so the motivation there though, it's just like I

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Speaker 3: That because it gets on your nerves. Yeah yeah, yeah try.

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Speaker 4: For that that that that is really the only I

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Speaker 1: of time. I didn't get one question, but I think

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Speaker 1: I think everyone can agree who's listened to this that

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Speaker 1: still some boody good stuff in.

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Speaker 3: There, covered some good gear.

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Speaker 1: I think that's good stuff. So there will be another episode,

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Speaker 1: but hopefully we'll get the first question out. It is

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Speaker 1: to do with strap ons, strapping on, strapping on, So.

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Speaker 3: Start the naughty thing start.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, the alarms go on there will so we will

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Speaker 1: not have time to crack into that one. Maybe next episode.

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Speaker 3: Well we've got to address strap ons. Next next step, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's question one.

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Speaker 1: Question one is a question specifically to do with trapping on.

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Speaker 1: Now we are do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: There's ever been any confusion with strap on like well,

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Speaker 4: like if people actually did use a strap on, a

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Speaker 4: strap on dildo, if they actually used one, Yeah, they.

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Speaker 1: Were young parents in their leisure in their leisure time,

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Speaker 1: and yeah.

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Speaker 4: There's part of their their their their activity in the boudoir.

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Speaker 4: Do you think there's ever been a time where like

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Speaker 4: one adult said to the other, do you want to

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Speaker 4: strap on?

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Speaker 3: And they've turned.

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Speaker 4: You know, got murden, we got we're wearing a dialdo

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Speaker 4: or or vice versa.

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Speaker 3: They're like, you want to strap on? They turn around

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Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, babies there.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got nude ready to go real killer yees.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good question for our audience.

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Speaker 4: You know, did you ever put a dildo on when

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Speaker 4: when when asked to put your baby on?

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Speaker 1: That's where that it couldn't be really a worse miscommunication

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Speaker 1: there could They couldn't at other ends of the scale.

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Speaker 1: And as for the person thinking that it was going

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Speaker 1: to kinky town, Oh, they're excited, aren't they And they're

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Speaker 1: going to be devastated.

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Speaker 4: Oh when they turn around their kids there, which is

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Speaker 4: the ultimate contraception. That's a good that's a good discussion

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Speaker 4: for next time as well.

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Speaker 1: Question for our audience.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if that if that's been you, Yeah, did

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Speaker 4: you put a baby carrier on instead of a dildo?

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Speaker 4: Or did you put a dildo on instead of a

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Speaker 4: baby carrier? And then how do you navigate it from there?

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Speaker 4: And how do you correct the situation? Do you change

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Speaker 4: the name of you know, did you just call it

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Speaker 4: a baby beyorn as opposed to a strap on.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but they're not all baby beyorns, you know

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Speaker 3: the different brands.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that baby Bjorn has become like the

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Speaker 1: vernacular like catching an uber yep, if you're catching.

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Speaker 3: Cleanex is a tissue?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they got to that level.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, We've got a bougie style carry.

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Speaker 1: You've seen our carrier looks awesome.

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Speaker 3: Made of the Netherlands.

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Speaker 1: We're pretty jealous of it.

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Speaker 4: Hand woven number hand they hand woven, hand woven number.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's the best thing we own. I reckon.

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Speaker 3: We've got a dusty pink Oh y, you got the

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Speaker 3: dusty pink.

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Speaker 1: We've gone with a more with the baby Beyond. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's dusty pink color. But it's a it's like

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Speaker 1: an air rated one because baby popping out October somethinking.

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Speaker 1: I'll be strapping on a fair bit of summer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I want a lot of air.

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Speaker 1: To get through that. I want to sweat on the baby.

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Speaker 1: Imagine like sweating because I'll be walking around, I'll be

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Speaker 1: cutting laps.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what, Like I'm going to shine exercise

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Speaker 3: with the baby.

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Speaker 1: On, I can get for long walks. I'm thinking stair times.

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Speaker 1: Have you it's about stair time, No, strap it on,

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Speaker 1: up and down the stairs. Apparently they love it.

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Speaker 3: They were there the motion. Love the motion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm going to like when I got home

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Speaker 1: from work and be like stair time, stairs ease, and

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Speaker 1: then we're just going to hit the stairs really pumped

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: You do realize that, like the baby, okay, we're out

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Speaker 3: of time.