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Speaker 1: Good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 2: Happy Monday. It is Will and Woody, and in all honesty,

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Speaker 2: it's not a very happy Monday for us. It's not.

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Speaker 2: And that's because we need to come to terms with

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Speaker 2: something which you know, we've known about for a little while,

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Speaker 2: but we want to let you guys in on.

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Speaker 3: I never thought it would happen. No, I was living

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Speaker 3: in a world where all, right, look, there's been this

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Speaker 3: idea being kicked around for a long time of Will

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Speaker 3: and I being trapped effectively in an escape room style thing. Right,

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Speaker 3: so where we're stuck in this location with twenty four

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Speaker 3: to seven surveillance, we do all the radio shows from there,

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Speaker 3: et cetera, and we need to solve puzzles, puzzles and clues,

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Speaker 3: et cetera to get out, to get out. Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: was like, that was like a stupid idea that.

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Speaker 2: No, it was a stupid idea, but it was a

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Speaker 2: pipe dream, yes, And then we were like, hey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's pull the curtain right down here. Occasionally we get

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Speaker 2: people who come to the show and they go, hey, look,

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Speaker 2: we want to give the show a certain amount of

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Speaker 2: money if you guys can can't with an idea, And

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Speaker 2: about two years ago, we had the idea, Hey, what

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Speaker 2: if for your brand we went in an escape room

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Speaker 2: for unlimited amount of time. We had to solve puzzles

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Speaker 2: to get out. Yeah, it might have been for like

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Speaker 2: someone's picked up the idea.

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Speaker 3: We are going to be trapped. And so, by the way,

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Speaker 3: this is in a location that we have we have

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Speaker 3: no idea about. Like we know this is happening. We

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Speaker 3: don't know when it starts. When it starts within the

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Speaker 3: next week or so.

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Speaker 2: Do we?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: No more than I do.

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Speaker 3: Well, you've been in more meetings than me. I never

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Speaker 3: go to meetings. No, but I got to executive produce

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Speaker 3: any meetings. That's a fair call. When does it start?

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Speaker 3: Poop pens?

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Speaker 4: I can't. I can't really tell you that.

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Speaker 3: But okay, but no, we have families. I have I

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Speaker 3: have a child. So can you give me a rough

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Speaker 3: idea of when I'm going to be abducted?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, so I'm going to start this week.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we're getting abducted. I think abducted is

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Speaker 2: a strong word.

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Speaker 3: Are we going to?

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's too strong.

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Speaker 2: Joking? Well, I look could not be in front of

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Speaker 2: my daughter, please, because I feel like that's going to

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Speaker 2: put her in therapy for a very long time. We're

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Speaker 2: on the playground and all of a sudden, there's no

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Speaker 2: around and daddy's getting bailed into a black van with

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Speaker 2: a bag over his head, yelling it's for work, darling,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about me.

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Speaker 5: I'll make sure that one of the hired guns continues

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Speaker 5: to push that.

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Speaker 2: And they're all Indiana Jones themed guys with whips and hats.

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Speaker 3: That's traumatic, henchmen. No, but old juxuaside, is that that's

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Speaker 3: actually a thing that's happening.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you say, and you said it yourself.

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Speaker 2: It was your idea, it was our it was our idea.

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Speaker 2: But that was just like a throwaway. I think it

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Speaker 2: was like we're running late for lunch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah about this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we could be in an escape room twenty four

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Speaker 2: to solve puzzles to get out, like that was. You know,

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Speaker 2: that was a throwaway. You guys might be taking it

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Speaker 2: a bit seriously.

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Speaker 3: True, So how where is it? Where's the room?

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Speaker 4: No, we can't tell you that we get.

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Speaker 3: There, okay, okay, So you can't tell me when it starts,

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Speaker 3: You can't tell me where it is, how long we

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Speaker 3: will we be in there for, because that genuinely there's

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Speaker 3: a conversation I need to have with my fiance.

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Speaker 5: So that kind of depends on you a bit, because

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Speaker 5: you'll only be able to get out obviously, like with

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Speaker 5: once you solve the puzzles that you need to get out.

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Speaker 3: But when do you think you obviously have a plan

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Speaker 5: No, we've thought about that. But again i'd say it's

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Speaker 2: I think the the idea of the turn your mic

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Speaker 5: I think it's very funny that you that you're trapped

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's funny at all.

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Speaker 3: I hate to scope.

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Speaker 2: More importantly, is this going to be remotely entertaining? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you've never done one, so I don't think you hate them.

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Speaker 3: I've seen them at work though. It just seems very stressful.

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Speaker 3: This seems a very stressful situation. Seem stressful, and we're

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Speaker 1: Very appropriate.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like I've been in a jungle for

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Speaker 3: a really long period of time Arenda this year, So

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Speaker 3: you know, I feel like I was already earning branding

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Speaker 3: points back and now my partner's like, I'm also going

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Speaker 3: an open period of time. Yeah, yeah, what am I allowed?

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Speaker 3: What are we allowed to take in there?

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Speaker 5: We'll probably allow you to because you will be stuck

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Speaker 5: you to have, you know, one or two things that will.

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Speaker 3: One or two things. I've got trauma, trauma, one or

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Speaker 4: A small room, so you're probably not going to be

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Speaker 2: In so that one or two things can't be like

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Speaker 2: partner and baby. No, Okay, I had to ask the.

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Speaker 3: Question, can we go out? We can't go outside.

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Speaker 2: We're trapped in. What part of that do you not understand?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't get any of this. I don't get any

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Speaker 1: I think you do.

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Speaker 2: You just didn't denial potentially, which is fine. We've obviously

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Speaker 2: got a lot more questions that we need to ask

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Speaker 2: off there, guys. Obviously we're going to keep you updated

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Speaker 2: with this. I don't are we getting abducted this week? No,

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Speaker 2: I can't stop acting there. You know, I don't know

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Speaker 3: So I need to always have my one or two

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Speaker 5: Or either that or we'll make sure what if you

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Speaker 5: do get abducted.

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Speaker 1: I would say that thanks saying that.

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Speaker 3: Ah right, okay, okay, okay, you're going to do I

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Speaker 3: want to strap your skin serum to your body. They

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Speaker 3: want my contramand on me at all times.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, look, it's all things in Indiana Jones

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Speaker 2: and the Dial of Destiny, which is in Cinema's June

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Speaker 2: twenty eight. We are going to be trapped in an

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Speaker 2: escape room for an undisclosed amount of time. We're going

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Speaker 2: going to go in there. But look, obviously we're going

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Speaker 2: to cover more of this tomorrow. We're going to get

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Speaker 2: more details, So you guys, can get more details. It

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Speaker 2: should be hugely entertaining for you. We'll be in there

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Speaker 2: twenty four seven. You'll be able to watch us the

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Speaker 2: be able to If it's Indiana Jones theme, maybe you'll

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Speaker 2: be able to release a booby trap, and I don't know,

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Speaker 2: one of us gets dunked into a pit of snakes

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Speaker 2: or something. Who knows.

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Speaker 3: Really is like the Jungle experience all over again. This

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Speaker 3: is perfect, absolutely perfect.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, stay tuned. We'll touch base on it more tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Right up next though here on will and six five.

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Speaker 2: Take some calls on drunk mums. Please, when was your mum?

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Speaker 2: Brighten up, woody, lighten up wood his mood. We'll take

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Speaker 2: it out next time with them, you.

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Speaker 1: Drunk mums.

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Speaker 2: Largely, there's loads of lovely footage and images going around

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Speaker 2: with mums on Sunday, but none will trump a drunk

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Speaker 2: mum by the name of Belinda who hijacked a postmatch

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Speaker 2: football interview. I'll play you. So this's just this. This

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Speaker 2: is my probably second favorite part of the interview, where

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Speaker 2: she gets asked the interviewer Brian Taylor to find her

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Speaker 2: son's new girlfriend in the crowd just lovely.

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Speaker 4: Her name is Lily somewhere do you want to talk

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Speaker 4: to her?

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Speaker 2: Where is she? Sir? Lily?

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Speaker 7: Lily?

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Speaker 2: Just put your hand up, Lily.

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Speaker 3: I love how Brian the guy's interviewing her, goes, just

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Speaker 3: put your hand up in her rest, stop yelling anyway.

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Speaker 2: The whole time Lily is standing directly behind her.

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Speaker 3: And then.

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Speaker 2: And then he proceeds to ask Lily, once they realize

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Speaker 4: What did you think of mom?

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's lovely, she's plasted.

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Speaker 2: But well passionate. And that's the part of a drunk mums,

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Speaker 2: this conflict where they won't admit the fact that they

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Speaker 3: Usually the following day they're doing a lot of offensive work.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I know that they definitely knowledge earlier.

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Speaker 2: They're making breakfast, they're asking questions about your night.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and your memory of whatever I did is wrong, Yes,

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Speaker 3: because you were drinking. Let's go to Taylor thirty one

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Speaker 3: and six or five? Taylor, what did your mum do

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Speaker 3: when she was drunk?

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys, love your show.

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Speaker 6: By the way, Thank you.

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Speaker 8: My mum was had a little bit too much to

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Speaker 3: The neighbor's garage.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So the best part was we're family friends with

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Speaker 8: them and we lived two doors down.

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Speaker 3: She got over two fences. So, Taylor, are you talking

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Speaker 3: about indoor garage or like like one of those outdoors

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Speaker 3: al Fresco garage.

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Speaker 8: Is enclosed kind of garge.

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Speaker 3: So she got in, she got into the garage. Is

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Speaker 3: that aren't actually indoor?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: It's like it's like a porn, It's like a card porn.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm thinking I think garage plot implies that it's indoors.

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Speaker 3: Totally fair enough, I retract my question.

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Speaker 2: Can you please go to Bunnings and Requests in olf

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Speaker 2: Risco garage because that would really like it's thanks for

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Speaker 2: the cold Taylor. Now, and again we Reckond's complex of

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Speaker 2: the faith that she won't be able to admit that

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Speaker 2: that she actually was drunk like Taylor. So can I

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Speaker 1: Regond?

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Speaker 2: Taylor, did you have an excuse as to why she

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Speaker 2: did it? Was she happy to admit that she was drunk?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I think so, But to be fair, she doesn't really

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Speaker 3: Ruining the night you were gutted. She was in the gutter.

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Speaker 2: To show my diary.

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Speaker 3: I know your secret.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was good, to be honest, that

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Speaker 3: He's the audio of last time we both read from

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what the date is sometime in mid October. However,

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Speaker 3: Why does your sound like a novel? It's been a while,

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Speaker 3: been doing some reading about Stoic philosophy? And I love it.

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Speaker 2: Very different styles, different styles. Absolutely, you're more light and shade, well,

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Speaker 3: But I think that's appropriate music for you.

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Speaker 2: Twenty first of the twelve, twenty twenty one. Lots of

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Speaker 3: Hot observation. Seinfeld Sem and I.

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Speaker 2: Are at Gate seven of Melbourne International Airport, passports in hand.

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Speaker 3: You sound like good company?

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Speaker 2: All right? Do you want you want me to read

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Speaker 1: Or you have special comments?

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Speaker 2: She babbles quietly to her mum in Dutch on the phone.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Where's what I'm running? This is a

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: All right? Oh, just if you want to know my

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Speaker 3: That's a nice point at the end. That's a really.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful next mate, But yeah, oh there's a little last

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have read it.

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Speaker 3: It's like you make poignant observations that people can relate

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm realizing I literally have a conversation with myself.

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Speaker 3: It's a different style that only really matters to me though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely? Do you want me to talk about give

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Speaker 3: Saying no is a fitness and today was an excellent workout.

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Speaker 3: imagining ridiculously positive ways that a situation can play out,

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Speaker 3: then in capital letters growth, Wow, we don't be too

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Speaker 3: hard on yourself when about drinking too much. It was fun.

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Speaker 3: It was so much fun and a story for the ages.

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Speaker 3: I truly think Mim and I needed and an't like that. Sure,

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Speaker 2: Oh. Nice turn that around.

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Speaker 3: Didn't spend as much time, didn't spend as much time

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Speaker 1: I have you lifted a finger?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I haven't. That's extraordinary. Um where am I Just don't

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Speaker 3: makes sense. No, it doesn't. Stressing about doing it won't

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Speaker 3: get it done. Doing it will, and I know I'll

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Speaker 3: enjoy it when I'm doing it. Lots of great chat here, mate.

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Speaker 3: I love you and you are doing so bloody well. Truly,

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Speaker 3: lots of tricky things to navigate at the moment, and

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Speaker 3: into that now, which is pretty much just reducing my

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Speaker 3: skincare routine. I said, keep laughing, my friend, and enjoy today.

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Speaker 3: Our journal entries are so different, it's so funny.

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Speaker 2: I thought you had some good points in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I think it was the negative, negative voice in your head.

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Speaker 2: That was really good. I thought that was really interesting.

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Speaker 3: What about promoting drinking.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it took a turn for the turn

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously I wasn't talking about excessive drinking there. I'm

445
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 3: sure it was. I was referring to responsible drinking, of course,

446
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,399
Speaker 3: because we are very supportive of that on this show.

447
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,080
Speaker 2: What was the j Loo movie?

448
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:16,679
Speaker 3: I think it was that Jalo movie where effectively terrorists

449
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,879
Speaker 3: come and kidnap them all and.

450
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 2: Teach you about self sabotage.

451
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:25,200
Speaker 3: Because her husband or her groom in that situation, or

452
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 3: he just believes the relationship isn't going to work out

453
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,680
Speaker 3: and he makes it happen. And he continued, he does

454
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 3: it in his life all the time. Josh Dumal plays

455
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 3: the group, and he effectively he always thinks about the

456
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 3: negative and then it always comes true for him. Right

457
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 3: shotgun wedding was the film. Don't see it. It's shocking,

458
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: but that's a good bit of it.

459
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh got to come clean with you, bro, And that's

460
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 2: a pun. That's a great use of words there, become clean. Yeah, yes,

461
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 2: because I've been using max my daughter's wet wipes, probably

462
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 2: more than she's been using them to what to wipe

463
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 2: my ass? I mean like, well, I'm sorry, there's no

464
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 2: there's no I mean what else am I going to say?

465
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,120
Speaker 6: There?

466
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: You people looking me disgusted? Poop bants?

467
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 1: Mate?

468
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,120
Speaker 2: Come on, you've been there, mate, we all know you can.

469
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 3: We should buy So why why her wet wipes? Have

470
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 3: you had tried one? I have only used that if

471
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 3: I am if my frequency to the bathroom has increased

472
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 3: due to stomach issues, I have used a wet wipe before.

473
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,160
Speaker 3: But beyond that, I find using the wet wipes quite

474
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 3: frustrating at times because I feel like I need to

475
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 3: dry my bum heart dry.

476
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: No mate, it's clean as a whistle.

477
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 3: No, well not what I because I don't like that

478
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 3: feeling of dampness down there. I like to be dry

479
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 3: as a bone.

480
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well you can go back and you know,

481
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 2: hit a tea towel or whatever you need to.

482
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 3: That's too much effort. Yeah, was it so much better

483
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 3: for you?

484
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy to go back on. I'm happy to

485
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: have just hit it and then just you know, be

486
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: clean and not need to dry up afterwards. But anyway, I.

487
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 3: Put it back in damp when you say it your bottom, Yes,

488
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 3: that's that's uncomfortable.

489
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 2: Not damp like it's it's it's a wet wipe. It's

490
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 2: not a drenched wipe. Like it's not They're not you

491
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

492
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: They're not.

493
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: It's a lot of water. It's not like I'm hosing

494
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: it down. It's not a day so so. But but

495
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 2: I am slightly worried about how addicted I'm getting to them.

496
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 2: Like it's almost like.

497
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 3: You couldn't go back to standard TP do you? This way?

498
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: You know, when you're really used to having something sweet

499
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 2: after eating and you get addicted to that like hit

500
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 2: of sugar that I'm turning something to eat. I feel

501
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 2: like I'm like that after going to the toilet. Now,

502
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: Like I go to the toilet and I'm like, in

503
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 2: what world am I not? And it's embarrassing, Like you know,

504
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: open my hand, have you it is a pan, it's

505
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,239
Speaker 2: a it's a pantless wattle. It is sorry you go

506
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 2: to that.

507
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 3: You don't take the wet wipes to the toilet.

508
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,719
Speaker 2: No, I'm still I'm still in denial.

509
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 3: Do your business.

510
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 2: And what I am. I'm the person who is sick.

511
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 2: I'm the person who's addicted to chocolate. Yeah, So to

512
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: try and prevent their chocolate intake, they hide the chocolate

513
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: somewhere in the house. But they know exactly where the

514
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 2: chocolate is. And although it's shameful, they'll still climb on

515
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 2: that chair every time, eat the chocolate on the chair

516
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 2: and put the chocolate back in the place because they're

517
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 2: kind of like making themselves feel good about the fact

518
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 2: that the chocolate's not in the fridge. They're still they're

519
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 2: still trying to hide it, right.

520
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 3: That's why you leave the wet wipes in the nursery. Yeah,

521
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 3: but you're going I don't need them, but I don't

522
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: want Every time you tosies, you go. So that's sick.

523
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 2: I think it's sick.

524
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 3: I just your addiction is sick. That's what I'm saying.

525
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you it's gross.

526
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: We're not talking about hard drugs. Here bro just like a.

527
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 3: Clean addictions addiction man. But so do you have problems

528
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 3: going here at work? Then like for you, if you don't,

529
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: you you'd hold it because we don't have wet wipes available.

530
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 2: I'm not.

531
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you think you're going to start putting wet

532
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 3: wipes in your bag so you can start a public

533
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 3: and see the fact that you're thinking about that, I'm

534
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 3: really worried about you.

535
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough.

536
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: I think stage one? Are you an acceptance or are

537
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: you and to know this is a serious problem you're

538
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 3: currently come.

539
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: I'm coming to you because I'm trying to accept it

540
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 2: and you're not making me feel any better about it.

541
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: You're being honest.

542
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 2: So I think what I would like to do, because

543
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 2: you're obviously not the friend I thought you were, I'd

544
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: like to go to some calls. What am I going

545
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: to do? Go to the neighbors and be like, can

546
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 2: I use your toilet because I'm addicted to the wet

547
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 2: wipes and I don't want to have to waddle into

548
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 2: my child's nursery. Wouldn't have thought, So I think.

549
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 3: That's a better situation than you waddling down to.

550
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 2: Mike and Mandy's door and go gooday, guys, hawd you

551
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 2: too much? I use your toilet because I'm addicted to

552
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: my child.

553
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 3: I think Mike and Mandy would hopefully understand that. If

554
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 3: they're caring, empathetic people, they'd be understanding of that.

555
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 2: Let's go to Rob. I think Mike actually listens to

556
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: the show. Got Mike, Rob?

557
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: Are you going now?

558
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: You've got kids?

559
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: You got kids?

560
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 8: Three?

561
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: Okay? Do you use the wet wipes in the same

562
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,719
Speaker 2: way that I do?

563
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 10: Absolutely? My only regret, my only regret. Yeah I didn't

564
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 10: discover them before? Yeah?

565
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Rob, do you have the same problem as

566
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 3: will to the point where you now can't go Tuesdays

567
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 3: unless they are wet wives there? You can't go back

568
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 3: to TP?

569
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 4: Rob?

570
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely, I were different brands. I literally have them

571
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 10: stashed in every room of the house because I don't

572
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,239
Speaker 10: only use them. I don't only use them in the toilet, mat.

573
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 10: I use them to clean up the ties to you know,

574
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 10: makes the skill. I use them for everything.

575
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: If you can past a source on you or something,

576
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: if you like my go to now is a wet

577
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 2: white over a wet ex like every day? Is that right?

578
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 8: Rob?

579
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you'd say look, it's bad for

580
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: the environment. I fully accept that.

581
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, Rob's got fifty packets of the line around

582
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 3: his house. Sounds like a drug dealer. He's got a

583
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 3: drug stall around his ouse. There's going to be a

584
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: bust Monday.

585
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 2: I got him everywhere.

586
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 3: Let's got a scalt here. I can't believe this is

587
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 3: such a common thing. Scarlet. You also somebody who uses

588
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 3: the baby's wet wives.

589
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 11: I don't use them myself. I think that's a terrible idea.

590
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 11: I think that it's total, totally not appropriate for the environment.

591
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 11: Even the ones that do break down, they dove break

592
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 11: down well enough to go in the toilet.

593
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: Is that right? Because we use the water only ones,

594
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 2: the flushable ones. I don't put them in the by

595
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: the way, but they're water yeah, well.

596
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 11: Even even my toddler, Yeah, in the bin. Like even

597
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 11: toilet paper. We don't have to use wipe unless nless

598
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 11: it's a bit of extra that needs to come off,

599
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 11: but even that one that will go in the bin,

600
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 11: but it's just toilet paper.

601
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I get all of that. I have more

602
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: questions for you will Yeah, so if you're using these

603
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: wet wives, and then you're saying you're putting them in

604
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: a bin.

605
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I know where you're going. Can I

606
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 2: just go to Tyson before you embarrass me? Because I

607
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: know you. Tyson asked this question at the end, baby

608
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: wet wives do you use them? Boys?

609
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 6: I don't even have kids, and I use them.

610
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 10: I take them to work.

611
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 8: I've got them at work. I use toilet But.

612
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 10: The trick is tricky boys.

613
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, you have to use the wet wipe and then

614
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 9: a little bit of the normal toilet paper to dry

615
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 9: it up.

616
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 6: I don't like to have the moist moist down there.

617
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 4: Bo like it.

618
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: I'm the same. That feels like a lot of effort

619
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: to me, Tyson, that you're you're you're wet wiping your

620
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 3: toilet paper, and like that's a whole operation if you

621
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 3: ask me.

622
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 2: But you know, if you hit it early with the

623
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: wet wipe, you've just saved yourself ten wipes with a

624
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: bit of toilet paper. So how many we all know

625
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: you're an overwhe and we all do it?

626
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm guilty of that. So Tyson, how many

627
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 3: wet wipes would you use? Per sessh too? Because I

628
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 3: fold against you're an innovator. Two uses in one one,

629
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 3: two uses in one and then because do you just

630
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: pat dry, then with the with the toilet.

631
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 2: When you get into that dry, patter and dry, pull

632
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 2: up your pants and move on. Happy days. Yeah, to

633
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: mention the pull up, it's implied.

634
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 3: Thanks, Tys. I appreciate your honesty and I actually I'm

635
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 3: open to that. But I do have a question for you.

636
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 3: So if you're not flushing these wet wine, yeah, that

637
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 3: means our babies. And anyone who's got children knows that

638
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 3: there's these special bins that hold the pooey diaper, the

639
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 3: pooee wipes. Where are you putting your pooey wipes?

640
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: Mate?

641
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: You're using the kitchen bin, aren't you sick? No new renovations.

642
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 3: Walk in there and go dude, the place looks good,

643
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: No smells a bit. No, where are you putting your wipes?

644
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 2: Well in there. I wipe in the nursery and it

645
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 2: goes in the babies, and that goes in the babies.

646
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 3: You nude waddle, your child's run told you child's having

647
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: a nap. Well, she wakes up to dad. That is

648
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 3: this is this is so much worse than I thought.

649
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm honestly concerned about you. But I am going to

650
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 3: try it.

651
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: Thought about that she wakes up thinking she's a nightmare

652
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: or not. No, No, this is real, sweet, This.

653
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 6: Is real.

654
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 2: Channel seven and seven plus called Million Dollar Island woods

655
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: hell of a concept, Yeah, really really interesting. Everyone walks

656
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: in with a wristband valued at ten thousand dollars. One

657
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: hundred contestants, so it's obviously a million dollars in the

658
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 2: price pulled. The person that walks away winner of the

659
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: arand obviously wins a million dollars. It's a hell of

660
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 2: a content. It's like Survivor, but just the shitload of cash.

661
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: So you know, who wouldn't want to watch that? Particularly

662
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: given that the host is the one and only Aunt Middleton,

663
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 2: who joins us right now. Welcome, ed.

664
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 7: Bangs, guys, listen. It's nothing like Survivor. It's it's so

665
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 7: much more complex. It's so much better.

666
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 4: No, not too far from the truth.

667
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 3: So tell us what's harder?

668
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: Mate?

669
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 3: What's a harder show? The other one that you're a

670
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 3: part of is the show called SAS. What's the harder

671
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 3: show to get through SDS or Million Dollar Island?

672
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 7: Well, they're different because Million Dollar Island is a month

673
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 7: long what you've got to realize is you know, just

674
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 7: vibe in the in the jungle, which it was because

675
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 7: it was in Malaysia for a month with limited supplies,

676
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 7: limited food, limited resources. You know, a month is a

677
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 7: long time. You know, normally you can do a week,

678
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 7: you can do ten days, maybe two weeks, you can push.

679
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 7: But it gets really interesting after about ten days to

680
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 7: two weeks, because you know there's there's are your man nourished,

681
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 7: your your sleep get deprived, and then obviously you've got

682
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 7: that you've got each other when you know, you know,

683
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 7: when people just annoy you for the for no reason whatsoever.

684
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 7: After you know, ten days or two weeks, you're sleeping

685
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 7: next to someone like that, let alone with you have

686
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 7: to battle every single day in arena.

687
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 2: Challenges, your Bible challenges.

688
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 7: So you've got to be you've got to be at

689
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 7: your physical frowness. You've got to be psychologically sort of

690
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 7: switched on all the time. You can't switch off for

691
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 7: the moment you do you're off the island.

692
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: Wow, sounds like a great concept.

693
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, And am I right? And in saying that, you

694
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: also need to like warm up to people around you

695
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 3: and make people like you because if you choose to

696
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 3: pull out. You decide who you give your ten thousand

697
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 3: dollars wrist band too.

698
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

699
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 7: Absolutely. Also there's there's people that pulled out that that

700
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 7: had a lot more than that. You know, they were

701
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 7: quite rich on the island and all of a sudden

702
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 7: they've just had enough. So, you know, someone that was

703
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 7: worth ten thousand dollars is all a sudden worth sixty

704
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 7: thousand dollars. They become a target. Everyone that they thought

705
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 7: there was, their mates, They sort of go against them

706
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 7: behind the scenes.

707
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: Lost. It's a game, so it's just Lord of the flies.

708
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 7: They want the bracelets.

709
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, do.

710
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 7: You know what the thing about it is? You have

711
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 7: to you have to be smart though, because because it

712
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 7: is a month long, you have to team up. You

713
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 7: have to and I think that's the longevity of it.

714
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 7: You have to team up, you have to form alliances.

715
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 7: On the show, we say friendships lead to fortunes because

716
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 7: that's exactly what happens. And before you know it, you've

717
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 7: got this, You've got this cauldron of hate going on

718
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 7: and wow, it comes all comes out in the arena

719
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 7: challenges a.

720
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: Cauldron of hate. Hell, whiz tune in tonight. That's what

721
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: I feel like that's what we all feel like after

722
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: commuting on the drive home. Bring me into a cauldron

723
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: of hate. What's for dinner, honey, I'm gonna sit down

724
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: and watch a cauldron of hate. It's intense, all right,

725
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: that's amazing. Well, as I said, it is tonight seven

726
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: o'clock Channel seven and seven plus. We're going to go

727
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: to a song. And but I want to talk to

728
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: you more because you've been doing some amazing stuff personally

729
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: as well, maybe which I really can to talk to

730
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: you about. And I think I speak on behalf of

731
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: everybody in the Australian media industry sort of vying for

732
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: the small pool of jobs that are hosting shows here,

733
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: moving from sas into a million dollar island.

734
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: What's next?

735
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 2: Farmer wants a wife? You've Bustard Cotchie's just walked off

736
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: Channel seven Breakfast?

737
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: Is that what you're thinking about?

738
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: Next?

739
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 7: I'll get job and I'm also going to get a

740
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 7: judge on Australia's got talents.

741
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: Just stay out of radio, mate, stay out of radio.

742
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: And we want to talk to you about you a

743
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: little bit mate, because I know you've you've been doing

744
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: a hell of a lot of stuff. I saw that

745
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 2: you climbed K two recently, which is the steepest or

746
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: that's right, shearest climb on the planet.

747
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's classed as the the hardest hardest climb in

748
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 7: the world, and it is. Indeed, I can confirm that

749
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 7: K two is the hardest.

750
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 4: Mountain to climb in the world. It was.

751
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 7: It was pretty horrendous, to be fair.

752
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: You know.

753
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 7: It's one of those that I was halfway up it

754
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 7: and I was thinking, aren't you idiot?

755
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 3: How does that conversation to do this go back to

756
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: your nice How does that conversation? How does that conversation

757
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 3: go with your wife? Emily? And if I had that

758
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: conversation with my fiance, I've got a little girl now

759
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: as well, you've got five kids. How does the chat

760
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 3: go when you go? You know what I'm going to

761
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 3: do on a bit of time off, I'm going to

762
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 3: go and climb the hardest mountain to climb in the world.

763
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 7: What I told her? So, I told her I had

764
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 7: a book to go and write. Because when I write

765
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 7: my book, so I'll go away for like I go

766
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 7: and lock myself in a log cabin for like three

767
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 7: four weeks. I said, look, baby, I'm just going to

768
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 7: go away and write a book. And then the next

769
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 7: thing she calls me, mut she what are you doing

770
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 7: on K two?

771
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: I don't know about it.

772
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm climbing a mountain writing a book.

773
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 3: So that's why you've written so many books, by the way,

774
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: and it is one time away from the family. Is

775
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: that what's going on?

776
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 4: Exactly?

777
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 2: Exactly? Five books? So what's that four six month trips

778
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: after the birth of each child.

779
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: All right, well, great, good as it went, Well, gotta go.

780
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 7: They were always in luxury locations.

781
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: Just to give people an idea. So you're you're only

782
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: the seven brit to climb K two. So it is

783
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 2: an incredibly treacherous thing to do, and obviously it depends

784
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: on the conditions, and lots of people die trying to

785
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: climb that mountain. Yeah.

786
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 7: I pasted past three people that were that that died

787
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 7: and fresh bodies, three bodies you know when I went up,

788
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 7: when I when I came back down, there were three

789
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 7: bodies on the on on on the route. So yeah,

790
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 7: it's it's a massive reality check, to be fair.

791
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's a real death wish to want to

792
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 2: climb that mountain. Yeah, really hated his family life at the.

793
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 3: Time, and how do they get the bodies down?

794
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 4: Look, really bad guy, how do they.

795
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 3: Get the bodies down?

796
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: Mate?

797
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 3: Sorry?

798
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 7: That basically that yeah, past a certain altitude, they can't

799
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 7: they can't get him down after a certain altitude. They

800
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 7: just have to leave him there. And you know, you

801
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 7: have to respect the mountaineers. You know, if I was

802
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 7: to not make it on a mountain, I would just

803
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 7: like to be left alone.

804
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: You know.

805
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: That's the sort of not.

806
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 7: A mountaineers dream. But they love what they do. They

807
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 7: do it for a reason. They'd understand the element of

808
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 7: risk and they might make it around so if they

809
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 7: don't make it, then they want to be there.

810
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: They want it's it's like Valhalla for a Viking.

811
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 7: I take to the sherpas like listen, if I don't

812
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 7: make it, then, you know, just just just put me

813
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 7: off the trodden path, because the last thing I want

814
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 7: to do is just breathe on the path and for

815
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 7: people to come paf of them scud a selfie next

816
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 7: to my body. It's the guy that's taking over all

817
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 7: the radio shows.

818
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: Grind up now and I do want to as as

819
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: asking you about before. So so final question is of

820
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: the Australians that have been on, says Australia. Which one

821
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: of them do you think would have stood a chance

822
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 2: in climbing K two. Now I know your answer is

823
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 2: obviously going to be none of them. But but but

824
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: if you had.

825
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 7: To know, I would say, do you know what if

826
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 7: I had Melissa Woo Melissa? Do you remember Melissa Wo?

827
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

828
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 3: I know who she is, the Olympian, the diver.

829
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 7: I believe she was, Oh yeah, yeah, I think you know,

830
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 7: with a structure and her determination and if she listened

831
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 7: to because she listened to everything we told her. Yeah,

832
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 7: and I think she would be a pleasure and I

833
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 7: think she would. She wish she would make it if

834
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 7: if she's stuck by my side, she's like four foot nothing, I'd.

835
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: Have spend some time in the African jungle with the

836
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 3: honey badger. So I'll let him know that. You don't

837
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: think he'd make it up?

838
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 7: Okay too, No, he doesn't like the cold honey, but

839
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 7: it doesn't have the cold.

840
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: I mean I was going to throw Mike Phillips this

841
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: gun into the mix. Maybe he might have a few issues.

842
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: And thanks for joining mate, it's been a fascinating chat.

843
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 2: Million Dollar Island premiere tonight seven o'clock, channel seven and

844
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: seven plus if you want to see a Middleton and

845
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: what was a terrific show mate. Thanks for joining us

846
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 2: and all the best. Will speak to you soon.

847
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, Thanks for having me Mite.

848
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 8: Hey.

849
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 2: Thanks Ann