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Speaker 1: Joined the end Amanda in the morning one w Jim

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Speaker 1: Dolan has been working harder than Pete Evans blowing employment

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Speaker 1: opportunities and it's come up with this simbo.

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Speaker 2: It's always good to see how you guys can adapt

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Speaker 2: current stories with pop culture of the past, like the

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Speaker 2: story this week about the guy who, after fleeing his

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Speaker 2: burning car, went back for his bag.

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Speaker 3: And explicably, he then went back in to retrieve his bag.

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Speaker 4: He's going back for mor sultanas.

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Speaker 5: Is that the Sultana brand cover, So people would be

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Speaker 5: in the most incredible scenarios, but they choose to go

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Speaker 5: back for time.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 5: She parachuted out of here was the pilot, and he

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Speaker 5: goes back for sultanas. Unless you're the sultan and you've

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Speaker 5: left your wives at home.

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Speaker 2: We're now adjusting to the new normal with a lot

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Speaker 2: of our interviews now being conducted on zoom. First there

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Speaker 2: was John Cleese who's making jokes about the technology.

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Speaker 3: So nice to see you both because I can see you.

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Speaker 3: But this is radio, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 5: But the zoom makes it better, doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes it better because I hate sometimes doing

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Speaker 3: these interviews. This is a three second gap you finished speaking,

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Speaker 3: and then the person there there insitsts there with a

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Speaker 3: fixed expression on that. I wanted to do a sketch

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Speaker 3: about two SCNN anchors who lived together and coming down

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Speaker 3: to breakfast and in the morning one of them says

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Speaker 3: good morning, the other one says good morning.

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Speaker 2: Then there's Darryl Bravewait, who's bemused by the technology. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, it's fun to look at it.

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Speaker 1: You know it's strain and your wave and know one ways.

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Speaker 5: Well, the important thing is, Darryl, don't make the mistake

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Speaker 5: that a New York Times journalists made where he'd been

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Speaker 5: on a work zoom with a whole lot of people,

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Speaker 5: and he he turned his camera off a microphone, or

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Speaker 5: so he thought, and while everyone else is still there,

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Speaker 5: he started accessing some pornography and enjoying himself.

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Speaker 2: Everyone he worked with saw.

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Speaker 5: It, and he had to step down. I'm afraid.

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Speaker 4: Doing that, actually, but can you just put your hands

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Speaker 4: up jowls so he can see them?

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Speaker 2: Please? That's enough. Here was a case of mine kitchen

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Speaker 2: rules this week for Pete Evans, who was chucked off

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Speaker 2: the new series of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out

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Speaker 2: of Here for he's posting of a cartoon featuring neo

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Speaker 2: Nazi propaganda. He's also weighed in with his take on coronavirus.

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Speaker 5: Well his latest claim. One of them is that coronavirus

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Speaker 5: doesn't exist, and Melbourne doctor slammed him yesterday calling him

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Speaker 5: an effing idiot saying that coronavirus doesn't exist. He has

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Speaker 5: scoffed at medical claims that humans can spread COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 5: Remember he was selling a fifteen thousand dollars light machine

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Speaker 5: that can cure covid?

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Speaker 4: Is that the same one that warning on his head

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Speaker 4: to grope your hair?

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Speaker 5: I dropped it in my lab, bought a mistake, and

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Speaker 5: we were talking about.

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Speaker 2: Tales of the old school sick bay on the tribal drum.

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Speaker 2: This triggered Jonesy back to his boarding school days where

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Speaker 2: she had to spend some time in a school infirmary

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Speaker 2: and this encounter with the school nurse, which I'll add

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Speaker 2: also had the tribal drum beating for incidental bosoms.

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Speaker 3: About ten o'clock at night.

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Speaker 2: Had this hideous fever and she came in to check on.

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Speaker 4: My well being and she was wearing a ninety I'm

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Speaker 4: stunned at this because it was not casual those days.

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Speaker 2: She said she was staying there for teenage boys.

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Speaker 5: She's wearing a ninety as she checked and she said

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Speaker 5: Brenda the UK and you said she bent over the

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Speaker 4: And it's one of those moments when you first sight

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Speaker 2: Is that weird?

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Speaker 5: Incidental bosom?

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Speaker 4: Incidental bosom?

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Speaker 5: You know, it's it's did you go back into your

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Speaker 4: I haven't said this story until now. So that happened

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Speaker 4: back in the eighties and this is the first time

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Speaker 4: I ever I've ever even brooked this subject.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, you didn't need your prescription and National Geographic

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Speaker 5: after that or subscription.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it is a prescription m Is that available on

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Speaker 2: the PBS. This has been Jimbo's Jabba, thank you. Jimmy

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Speaker 2: D joined the

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Speaker 3: End Amanda in the Morning one at one point seven