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Speaker 1: Houred by the iHeartRadio Waffle from ninety six AIRFM to

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Speaker 1: whereever you're listening today, This is Clezy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up. On the podcast today, we talked tattoo regrets

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Speaker 2: with special guest John Pinda.

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Speaker 3: We also caught up with Ursaa Carson about her new

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Speaker 3: stand up show Just Know, and.

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Speaker 2: James Corden apologizes as Carne implodes.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 5: He says, you know, Lauria and I have got five

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Speaker 5: kids between us in their twenties and thirties. Yeah, six

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Speaker 5: if you would count Angel the cat. She doesn't say

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Speaker 5: much now. Every now and then, you know, you have

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Speaker 5: get togethers, or you have conversations, and it might even

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Speaker 5: be with their friends sometimes. So I'm sitting in a

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Speaker 5: conversation the other day, sort of on the fringe of

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Speaker 5: a conversation, and someone, a girl in her early thirties,

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Speaker 5: friend of a friend, said she got some tattoos in

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Speaker 5: her late teens and throughout her twenties. She's now in

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Speaker 5: her early thirties. And she said the words I wish

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Speaker 5: I didn't have these, and she was looking at some

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Speaker 5: of the attached and leeve. No, it wasn't a sleeve.

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Speaker 5: There's a few around the place. Now, I couldn't tell

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Speaker 5: you what they were. Wasn't really looking. It was not

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Speaker 5: a family member or anything. But I know that they're

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Speaker 5: good ones as being done by someone someone qualified, a professional,

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Speaker 5: not like I love John O with a bit of

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Speaker 5: and the fire pit, you know that kind of thing,

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Speaker 5: or a big nighter for a footy Grand final. Yes,

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Speaker 5: but she did have genuine tattoo regret and she's definitely

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Speaker 5: not alone.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't imagine she would be alone at all. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I need to write I'm not too sure that the

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Speaker 2: same amount of thought goes into getting a tattoo these days,

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Speaker 2: is that once might have? Yeah, yeah, you know the

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Speaker 2: fact that it's forever forever.

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Speaker 5: And the artwork that you might think is cool when

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Speaker 5: you're twenty one. You might get to thirty one or

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Speaker 5: forty one, even old and go that's a bit natural.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's not really for me anymore. Yeah, we

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Speaker 5: thought we're bringing out a resident expert, bringing in the expert.

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Speaker 3: Mate, John Pinder, tattoo artist, the funny.

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Speaker 6: The actual king of tattoo regrets.

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Speaker 2: You're on the front line, John Oh ver much tattoo?

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Speaker 3: Regret do you.

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Speaker 2: Get coming into the salon?

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Speaker 3: Do you call it a parlor?

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Speaker 6: Besides besides just own you reckon? Yeah, yeah, there's I mean,

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Speaker 6: you've not that much, to be honest, like coming in

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Speaker 6: the shop. I mean, it does happen. I have seen

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Speaker 6: a few. I've got I've probably got the most I've

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Speaker 6: ever seen of anybody who regrets. My dear Mildred hasn't

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Speaker 6: got any. Meanwhile, I've got more miscellaneous nonsense on me

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Speaker 6: in the back of a born again Christians. I'm covered

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Speaker 6: in it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: So you'd like to get rid of a couple.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, loads? And I've seen I've seen some shocking.

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Speaker 6: Quite recently, I spoke to a lady who had the

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Speaker 6: inspirational quote no expectations, no disappointments, but disappointments was spelled wrong,

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Speaker 6: which is just the most delicious case of instant heard.

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Speaker 6: I know. I met one fellow once who he'd come

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Speaker 6: in with just this perfect load of gibberish written on

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Speaker 6: it normally, but in the mirror it was it was

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Speaker 6: like a beautiful title of his children's names. Three of them.

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Speaker 6: He'd just gotten it done over in Bali, and I

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Speaker 6: attention and and just put it. And of course he'd

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Speaker 6: You know, the classic, the classic, I think around the yeah,

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Speaker 6: the bin tang ye. But yeah, like you say, things,

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Speaker 6: people's minds change and culture changes as well, because I've

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Speaker 6: seen I've seen all sorts of stuff. Some of the

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Speaker 6: worst ones are when somebody thinks they're being really original

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Speaker 6: and you've done five of that tato that week. I

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Speaker 6: of a portrait. I've seen a role Faris portrait once.

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Speaker 6: Imagine imagine the regret of that. What do you do

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Speaker 6: About how people worship the famous now as well. Imagine

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Speaker 2: What about the old tramp stamp as they call it,

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Speaker 2: john Is that is that gone by the wayside the backside?

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Speaker 6: I do also, I've seen I've seen some recently, but

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Speaker 6: replaced by the the under boob chandelier from them and

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Speaker 6: the or the little one behind the ear actually most

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Speaker 6: sort of basic. We haven't got a tramp stamp in

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Speaker 6: a while. I tell you why. Yeah, I don't like

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Speaker 6: doing a tramp stamp because you have to do them

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Speaker 6: with them sat on a bench leaning over, which expands

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Speaker 5: Sterning one's big because a lot of people are working

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Speaker 5: out so much like Olympic athletes, so they want to

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Speaker 6: The body at least at least at least you know,

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Speaker 3: You're not wearing a bra, Johnny.

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Speaker 5: What about those home jobs that people doing Sometimes it

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Speaker 5: looks like little chicken scratchings on people them.

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Speaker 6: I don't I don't recommend that people doing, but my godness,

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Speaker 6: they've got character. I love seeing a little long job horrible,

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Speaker 6: very very often a swear word that's been done for

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Speaker 3: I love it. Thanks John for your expertise.

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Speaker 2: Thank you John.

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Speaker 8: Bye.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah we will see Friday money Johnny Pinder.

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Speaker 2: I love how he described what he's got a lot

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Speaker 2: of miscellaneous nonsense. Yes, that's they're the tattoos that I

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Speaker 2: don't get. It's like, oh, this one's this, and this

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Speaker 3: Looks like a hodgepodge of Yeah, no real meaning weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it means something.

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Speaker 5: To you, and it's your skin. You don't really want

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Speaker 5: to hodgepodge on your skin. It sounds like it might do.

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Speaker 3: Leah in boll Divers, Hello.

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Speaker 8: Hello here a you're going good?

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Speaker 2: Got a tattoo?

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Speaker 8: Regret? I sure do? I have got an angel with

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Speaker 5: Okay, so why yeah, I'm not too sure.

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Speaker 8: Hey got it done in Fremantle. Seeing the chick drowed up,

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Speaker 8: I was like, yep, sweet, she did it on my

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you want the willie going you hadn't you?

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Speaker 2: That was not what you wanted.

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Speaker 8: No, the what I showed her and what I got

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dear, yeah, okay, yeah, maybe change it into.

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Speaker 3: A little arrow or something.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to cupe it arrow. But like the age,

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Speaker 2: you could have a machine gun and a cuper's arrow.

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Speaker 3: And its arrow.

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Speaker 5: Thanks leir all, the best thing's gone. Wow, that's well

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Speaker 5: bigger it to admit to that one. She had the

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Speaker 2: To face, spoken like a boy Claire in darts. It's

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Speaker 2: your friend, is it that has the regret?

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Speaker 3: Did you tell? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Well, he decided he's a vegan, so he decided to

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Speaker 4: of his lower lips. And over time some of those

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Speaker 4: letters have borne away and he now owns the chat

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Speaker 4: that says vee.

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Speaker 3: That's no good.

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Speaker 2: Inside of his lip. They do like to torture themselves vegans,

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Speaker 6: Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Wow much? Would that have hurt to get that done? Claire?

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Speaker 3: That's crazy?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely would tattooink is vegan?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure?

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Speaker 7: Thanks Claire, Thank you?

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Speaker 3: That's all you want stuck there on your lip? Yes,

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Speaker 3: it's not good. You might be.

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Speaker 2: Tony and Rockingham. I believe you have a few tell

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Speaker 9: To start off at the feet.

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Speaker 1: Feet?

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Speaker 2: Did you say so?

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Speaker 9: Just just a disclaimer. I had a pretty wild youth

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Speaker 9: which various when you're wearing. I've got I've got Binkang

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Speaker 9: I've got two ladies showing affection to each other as

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Speaker 9: a as a full back job. There. You've got to

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Speaker 9: so it'd stick at your finger and and I'll look

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Speaker 9: up with that and getting it. And I've got my

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Speaker 9: and underneath it it says if found returned to Department

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Speaker 3: Just a cheek.

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Speaker 9: I've got got some shockers. My daughter makes me wear

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Speaker 9: a rashy adventure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because it sounds like the one that you woke

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Speaker 5: up with was done with the star pick at Tony.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, not far from it, actually, not far from.

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Speaker 3: It's a pretty bad can I ask?

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Speaker 2: How much does one on your kneecap hurt?

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Speaker 6: Not at all.

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Speaker 5: That's what I've got it, just to try it out

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Speaker 5: for things and giggles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to.

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Speaker 3: Appreciate you all.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and Tony doing it with great humor as well,

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Speaker 5: after all those years.

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Speaker 2: And I am leaving. Good morning, good morning?

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Speaker 3: All right, Graham? What have you had done that you regret?

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Speaker 10: I don't regret it. I proud of it, all right.

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Speaker 10: But ten years ago I had my intestine, my bowel removed,

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Speaker 10: and my bum hoole was stiched up. M right, Well,

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Speaker 10: I have a tattoo on my right button that says

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Speaker 3: Ah. That is very very clever.

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Speaker 2: Okay, No regrets.

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Speaker 10: Not. The only regret I have is I'm going to

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Speaker 10: get it done though. Is I'm going to go on

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Speaker 10: the left button?

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Speaker 3: Nor through road?

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Speaker 10: Gray?

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Speaker 3: Your technical life of a sense of human man? Is

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Speaker 3: that real? Thanks?

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Speaker 2: Have you more too, Jim, We've got time for one

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Speaker 2: more at Susan Show Water High, sus Hi, how.

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Speaker 10: You going good?

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Speaker 3: Gotta regret?

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Speaker 6: So in my early twenties, I got a simber tattoo

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Speaker 6: just above my boom.

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Speaker 8: You're really really cute at the time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So now I'm in my fifties and two kids later,

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Speaker 6: and it kind of looks more like Scar.

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Speaker 3: Change character.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I love all.

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Speaker 6: Mys except maybe that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, perhaps the one regrets.

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Speaker 1: Thanks No More Lisa, More podcasts soon ninety six.

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Speaker 2: You can catch Carlson's new stand up show Just No

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Speaker 2: at HbF Stadium on May the twenty seventh. Tickets run

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Speaker 2: sale now through Live Nation and Ursels. Joining us this morning, Hello.

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Speaker 7: Hi, HOI are you so?

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Speaker 2: The show is called Just No because I believe you

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Speaker 2: Oursla Calson have discovered what really brings us together as people.

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Speaker 7: Yes, and it's saying no, is it? Yea?

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Speaker 2: It's not it's not love, it's not peace. It's our frustrations.

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Speaker 7: Yes, it is because we are sick of each other.

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Speaker 7: We're thick of all of the situations we find ourselves in.

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Speaker 7: We are sick of you know, everyone's got an opinion

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Speaker 7: these days, and I'm very happy to tell you about it,

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Speaker 7: and I've just gotten to a point where I'm like, ah, no,

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Speaker 7: thank you, I'm done.

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Speaker 8: Done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Once you might have let it slide. Now it's just no,

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Speaker 2: just no, just put the hand on.

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Speaker 7: You know what, every time you have a birthday, like

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Speaker 7: you like, everything in life is on a little a

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Speaker 7: little scale, right. The older you get, the less time

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Speaker 7: for other people's nonsense, And you're.

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Speaker 5: Like absolutely, yeah, yeah, what about comments on somewhere like

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Speaker 5: a Facebook when everyone wants to have their I've started

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Speaker 7: No, No I can't. I can't because people who have

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Speaker 7: it's like, do you have time to sit and sift

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Speaker 7: who you'll never meet. By the way, you'll never meet.

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Speaker 7: These people are put no one cares, No one cares.

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Speaker 7: Just prodle on, get a hobby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're quite right.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Between now and the Perth Show, which is on May

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Speaker 2: the twenty seventh next year, you're heading to the UK to tour.

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Speaker 2: What do you like about doing stand up there? And

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Speaker 2: is there anything you don't like about doing stand up there?

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Speaker 7: Look, I mean Honestly, stand up is so universal and

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Speaker 7: it goes like everyone goes, are we different? How are

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Speaker 7: Kivyis different to the Brits? How are they? And at

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Speaker 7: the end of the day, we are all all people

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Speaker 7: You know. So there's so much botder that we could

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Speaker 7: just joke about that people that I get that. You know,

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Speaker 7: I've got a difficult partner and I've got a wife

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Speaker 7: and doesn't trust me to fold the towels.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exclusions in there too, isn't you?

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Speaker 3: Yes a sheet?

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Speaker 2: Yes, those things strip from Yeah, those things are from hell.

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Speaker 5: Break your hand putting them. Only you're playing your stadium.

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Speaker 5: We're playing HBO Stadium, which one stage was known as

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Speaker 5: Challenge Stadium, and a young performer from America called pink

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Speaker 5: from the ceiling on silks?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing? Jokes?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, no, I'm currently being studied for a harness.

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Speaker 7: They're going to try and bring me in like, you know,

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Speaker 7: sort of a cross out between Pink and Miley Cyrus. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: they love us because you know, they need a lot

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Speaker 2: Actually, I love the idea of coming in on a

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Speaker 2: she would always have these great entrances. And once she

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Speaker 2: the Great Beast. I think that would be so cool.

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Speaker 7: I might I might get your local ruckey team to

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Speaker 7: carry me out.

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Speaker 5: That's a good idea. Yeah, We'll get the Force boys

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Speaker 5: to bring out and be a big site gag.

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Speaker 7: Start the game, yeah yeah, and then we can just

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Speaker 7: what great half.

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Speaker 2: Two halves and there's the name for the next show,

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Speaker 2: A great game of two halfs.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and don't drop in the shower, don't don't drop

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Well, URSLA tickets are on sale now

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Speaker 2: through Live Nation for your show Just No at HbF

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Speaker 2: Stadium next May the twenty seventh. We can't wait to

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Speaker 2: see you as always and froffing.

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Speaker 7: I can't wait to come and play a bit of

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Speaker 7: golf and have a few laughs.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome and a bit of rugby. Thanks Thanks Sessler, Bye.

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Speaker 10: Bye, No more Lisa.

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Speaker 3: More podcasts soon. Ninety six a sure report on ninety

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Speaker 2: James Corden has addressed the elephant that's still hanging around

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Speaker 2: the room in his monologue on his late night show,

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Speaker 2: He says it all started with his wife explaining to

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Speaker 2: was allergic to. Cordon says, no problem, They just sent

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Speaker 1: In the heat of the moment, I made a sarcastic

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Speaker 1: When I become president of Hell, I'm going to make

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Speaker 1: Super Hell and put James Corden in it. James Cordon

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Speaker 1: so hard God, I hate carpool karaoke so much I

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Speaker 1: don't even sing to myself anymore. And my personal favorite,

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Speaker 3: Wife that's a gym. This is no good.

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Speaker 2: The implosion of Carne West by his own sad doing continues,

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Speaker 2: and Adidas has ended its relationship with him now in

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Speaker 2: hundred and forty million dollars in the breakup. The company

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Speaker 2: just dropped its latest Yeasy collaboration sneaker last weekend. Why

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Speaker 2: will someone not get hold of Karnya traveling, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: And yes, James.

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Speaker 2: Cameron has, and not for the first time, as I recall,

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Speaker 2: that's my job.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Speaking with The New York Times about his new Avatar movie,

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Speaker 2: Cameron commented on how characters in his sequel have matured

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Speaker 2: within the grand scheme of superhero work. I don't even

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Speaker 3: I'm sure the.

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Speaker 2: Kajillions of dollars they've made will help cushion the blow

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Speaker 2: of Cameron's scrutiny. And dude, you made Terminator movies. You

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Speaker 3: He's done it, Jack Drown, I know. Can you believe

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Speaker 6: Six? AFM Crazzi and Lisa