WEBVTT - #202: Totally 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:06.680 Is it just hoo stood back a couple of mitches 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:13.239 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Would you 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.760 rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? Or 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.319 sit on a dick and eat a cake? Sit on 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.239 a dick and eat a cake? Absolutely? If you sit 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:19.720 on the cake, you ruin it. Do you think I'd 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:28.320 have a waste of cake? By no, Michuri and Mitchell coups. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.400 How are you? Oh my goodness, how are you? Michohn. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.320 I'm in a bit of a fucking tease today. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:35.720 I'm all cold and flwey. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.440 I'm confused. Our new studio is still not use friendly. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.800 Everything's fucking up, nothing works, fuck off, Oh dear, it's frozen. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:47.720 The screens are frozen. Is Reaper still going yeah, not responding, 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.360 it's saying fuck my life? Like truly, you'd think a 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:55.520 multimillion dollar podcast could put together a podcast studio, but no, 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:56.560 nothing does work. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.960 Normally I would cope just fine, I'd be like, okay, 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.680 that's problem solve. But I'm very delirious today. This could 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:02.920 be a cooked episode from me. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.400 Wrong with you? Are you sick or do you feel 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:06.880 like the early starts of something? 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:07.039 No? 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.559 How fucked is this. I've had this same sickness three 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.760 times in the last like two months. I'm like, oh God, 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.440 I've got a cold and flu that's going to hang 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.959 around for ages. And then three days later it's gone. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.640 And then it came back a second time. I was like, oh, 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:21.600 here we go round two. Go on after a couple 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:22.160 of days. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.199 Have you gone round three? 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:23.440 Here? 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.720 We are just keep three appearing. Got a blood test 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:26.600 or something. It doesn't. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:27.640 It doesn't want to commit to me. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:32.039 You know, you're in a situation being rejected by germs. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.760 Oh your poor thing. I got my flu shot, I 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.040 said on Monday. I'm still feeling a little like I'm 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.959 just achy and tired. Oh is that a side effect 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.680 of it? I don't know. My parent's literally my first 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.240 flu shot. Price Kip Gentermen had more first. Hello, Yeah, 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:45.080 I've never had one. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.840 Oh yeah, I didn't realize that part. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:48.360 Yeah, And I said that last time. I've never had 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:48.960 a flu shot in. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:52.960 My They inject some of the flu components into you. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:53.920 That's why you get it. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.840 She told me. It's the dead flu. They put a 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.840 dead vers of the flu. They put the dead flu 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:00.760 in there. What does that even mean? Because your body 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.200 like recognizes what the cells are, but it's not active, 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.360 so it can't make you sick. But your body's like, oh, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.480 I know what this sort of it's like a recipe. Ah, 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.280 I know how to I think. I mean, I'm no signed, 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:11.040 I'm just very handsome. 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.840 Ever accuse you of pole often say. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:16.600 Oh, well you don't look you look good. You don't 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.720 oh your poor things, Like when your mum's sick, you 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.720 know what is on the flyer? Is there nothing worse 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:22.680 than when your mum's sick? 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.600 I know, because typically mums do a lot of dithering 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:28.519 and looking after you when you're sick. Yes, but who 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:29.160 does it for them? 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.240 It's a worse feeling in the world because they also go, 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.760 don't fuss over me, just put the kettle on. Is 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.320 that just me? On the fly with your dad? 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:40.840 Ever a bit hypocritical, he would guilt trip us and say, 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.080 your mother has been slaving away in the kitchen, go 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.679 and help her with the dishes. It's the least you 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.560 could do. And I'm like, what are you doing to help? Yes, 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.000 you're not helping either. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.200 Dad would always do the same thing, but I guess 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.160 like he's breadwinning right. Well, in my situation, anyway. I 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.480 don't know about yours, but that's like his contribution to 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:57.960 the family. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.679 Yeah, I guess that's true, but he can still help 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.120 him about that's true. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.360 I'm a child. I didn't ask to be born. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.120 Did you help your mom or did that? Did your 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.200 staff help your mom when she was ill? I didn't 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.800 have stuff? You did what you do now currently? 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:13.160 Jeeves left? 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.280 Jeeves left when you left the American Service. 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.120 Sweet serious circumstances. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.520 Yes, yeah you had remember you had that break and enter. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.560 Yeah, yeah, and you saw the robber No, Connie did 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.560 Connie saw the robber cat? Yes? 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:29.359 And then twenty federal court like you live on fucked life? 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:30.480 Yeah, I went to tribunal. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.560 You went to tribuneal. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:32.959 Yeah, it's been a lot. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:34.000 It's ridiculous. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.480 I've got all sorts of wild stories like that that 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.160 they just haven't come up on the podcast because you 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.920 know how usually there has to be something relevant and 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.720 you go, oh, well, that reminds me of one time 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.280 that this happened. Yeah, you can't just bring it up. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.440 It's so many cook stories things that happened to me. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.680 Then why don't you tell us in this episode? Tell 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.200 us give us a fuck story that you don't need 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.040 a segue to start, and and something that we've never 0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:01.000 heard before, Mitchell's fable. It could be Mitch's fable. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:01.920 I can do that. Yeah. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:03.720 I mean that might come in handy because we did 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.840 promise an investigation in this episode into Cokeland, which is 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:12.680 this mysterious flow in our new office building. But Cheery 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.680 has promised. He hyped it up by saying, oh my god, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.680 there's a floor that's open to everyone and they can 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.520 get as much free coc as they like. And then 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.440 we decided to investigate this episode. Correct, the investigation has happened, 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:26.960 you did? Should we just tell them? 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:27.120 Now? 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:28.920 Well, can I just say something? 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.160 I think you've said enough. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:32.839 I'm fair embarrassed. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.279 Well that's the other thing, because Jenna has been asking around, 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.600 what's this Cokeland that I keep knowing about? And everyone's 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:41.120 scratching their head, going what yeah, okay, but Cheery swears that. 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.480 It's a thing. Let me give to let me give context. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.640 We are broadcasting out of the Coca Cola building now 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.719 own this building. They've got the neon on the roof. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.520 You can see it from kilometers away, and there's a 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.880 few levels on this it's this like twenty levels in 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.720 this building. There's a few levels that are owned by 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.200 Coke and they have stock and Neon lights and it's Cokeland. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:03.200 I've been there and it's co Clan. But we went 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.720 in today. Why don't you tell the audience what you 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:07.320 saw when we. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.280 Were trying to like settle once and for all. Is 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:10.640 it a thing? Did you imagine it? 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:11.159 Is it real? 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:12.800 You wanted to prove to us? Yea Coke Land is 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:14.960 at the Sceme Parky and we went to the trouble 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.400 before recording this episode of rigging up the fucking portable MIC's. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.800 We all went down there like journalists. We've got permission, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.680 we said, we're coming down to record. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.800 Even though we probably don't need permission because according to you, 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.280 anyone can go there anytime. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.919 It's not like wet Wild. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.760 You said, if you have access to other levels of 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:34.960 this building, you can go in. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.360 I said, I had heard. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.599 You also said there's a cafetina there though I had. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.840 Been Okay, So basically the investigation was we went down there, 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.160 they saw us with mics. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.040 And we're like, what do you do? 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:45.920 No, that can't happen. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:46.720 They swooped on it. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.799 So they yeah, they swooped on us like fucking flies 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.640 on ship. Let me tell you. It was shut down 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.039 real quick. And the reason is because it's not open 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.360 to the public and they kind of gave us a 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.159 pity Coca Cola like, I guess you can take one bottle, 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.359 but no, you can't just go down there drink as 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:01.880 much as you like it anytime during the day. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.720 It's not a coke theme perk, it's a corporate off. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:08.080 It's literally their reception building. It's the same as if 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.960 we went to Muff and Break HQ and they were 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.080 just they had just muff and Break muffins for the staff. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.840 You have the happy to this. It'd be like you're 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.160 going to Donna Hayes's corporate They're saying, I want a cookie. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.320 You did that and she was like, what the fuck? 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:25.760 Isn't a shop front. It'd be like us walking into it's. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.680 Going to the Baker's Delight HQ and going give us 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:32.040 a cheese you might scroll with live marks and them 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.840 going we're not bakers, we're corporate. It's mortifying and I 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.440 apologize Cokeland doesn't exist. So I want to say thank 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.520 you to the Coke team. They were very hospitable, very warm, 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.600 but they did say please, we don't really want to 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.679 be involved. They shut it down. They had no idea, 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.920 but they did give us an unreleased favor of Coke. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.000 We can't I don't want to say it in case, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.680 but let me just tell you it's delicious. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.400 So now that that segment went tits up, maybe that's 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.080 what I can do today instead? Should I just do 0:06:59.200 --> 0:06:59.839 Mitchell's fable? 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:00.599 Yeah? 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.200 Because I look like an absolute idiot around here now 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:04.760 because you've. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.040 Been saying, what's this coke claned? I keep hearing about 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.520 the Cheeries promised me, and everyone's like, we don't know 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:10.960 what the fuck you're talking about. I told a man 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.440 to kill I didn't make it. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.600 I didn't make it up, guys. I was told by 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.480 other staff members. So I'm just seeing it with your 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.080 own eyes. Yeah, but listen, listen, guys, come on, I'm 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.240 very well known around these parts. They gave me a 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:28.000 different treatment. They went, well, take us much of you, 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.080 we love you on the pick up right, Okay, you 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.000 know they gave me a They kind of handled it 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:34.320 a very different treatment today. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:35.960 Horrified. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.800 They didn't use these words, but the sentiment was get 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:42.760 out office. Very nice, but they just it's an office. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.720 It's like us walking into Sorry, no more analogies. It'd 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:50.880 be like nowend it. So Mitch's Fable on the show today. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.880 Now, I'm nervous because I don't know if they're that good, 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.720 and also maybe I have told them and I've just forgotten. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.960 But whatever, I'll give it a wrong on the show today. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.960 It'll be better than what we experienced at folk Land Journalism. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.080 Mitch's Fable and Mitch's crutch on the Show today. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.840 Oh, yes, So I've noticed a word that you keep 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.480 saying repeatedly. It's just something I've noticed. 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.160 Yeah, you've been obsessed with my crutch since the day 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.000 we met. That's true, and now you're finally getting. 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.400 To expose it to the point it's hard to ignore. Really, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:22.960 we'll get to that, but we should kick off with 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.280 it as it's me always. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.040 Yes, every show starts to say and do is it 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.120 just me something we've noticed something we hate or appreciate. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:31.280 Mitch doesn't know, No mind, I do not know. Mitch 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.439 just we don't know. We learn on the fly when 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:34.160 we're happening live. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:40.160 So my iGEM today, Yeah, I need to preface it, 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.040 much like what's coming up later, the crutch. 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.199 I need to preface that. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.240 It's not me calling you out. I swear, Yeah, I swear. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.040 That's fine. That's fine. Wait, oh god, okay, mine is 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.640 something that I hate. Okay, I've been given too much 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.520 control over something, and I feel like it's a mistake 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.439 only a new friend would make. A new friend in 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.360 my life is has trusted me to do something and 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.520 I've really fucked up. But you two know me so 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.040 well that you would never have given me this much 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:08.240 responsibility in the first place. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.679 That's true. Yeah, But when I tell you you're like 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.079 organizing an excursion to Cokelan, Yeah, I should never have 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:15.280 trusted that that was going to happen. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:19.400 Analogy. Yeah, all right, do you want to go first? Yeah? 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.319 Okay, I'll kick things off again. Not an attack, that's okay, Okay. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.120 Is it just me? 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.839 Is it normal when someone tells you they're going to 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:35.199 a funeral to ask, oh, whose is it? Nah? 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:36.760 I don't think so. Really. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.680 I feel like if you're close to that person. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:41.079 It's very invasive. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:45.000 Because now I feel a bit awkward because I've probably 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.040 asked that question many times. That's my instinct. If someone says, yeah, 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.240 I've got a funeral on the weekend, I'll go, oh. 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:50.880 Sorry to hear that. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:51.800 Who's funeral? 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.720 To be honest, are you not supposed to do that. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.720 Funeral? And somebody asked me that I personally wouldn't mind 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:00.480 fa maybe. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.439 I'm just nosy. No, because the way I see it is, 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.640 if it's someone that I really needed to know about, 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.079 I would know who died, like I would know I 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.280 know you like this is because you're going to a funeral. 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.360 Yes, this is how it came about because I said 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.120 to you guys, oh, I've got to go to a 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.920 funeral on the day that we would normally record the podcast. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.200 Can we do it another day because I've got to go. 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:19.760 To a funeral? 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.559 Yes, and neither if you asked whose funeral it was, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.600 and I was like, that's interesting. But then it's happened 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:27.959 many times everyone. I've mentioned it too. I've had to 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.160 rearrange my schedule, pull out of a lot of things 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.480 because I have to go to a fucking funeral. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:31.800 Yeah. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.480 No, one's asked, and I was like, am I just 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:35.320 fucking nosy? 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:40.000 OK? I would be like, oh, fuck too dead? Who's dead? Yeah? No, no, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:40.640 that's a question. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:41.800 Who is it? Who? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:46.200 Don't ask me now? Oh sorry, I won't say the name. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.120 It was just like our next door neighbors in bogen Gate. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:52.000 Their eldest son died and I was friends with him 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:56.000 growing up. I'm sorry, and so no one's asked. It's 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.840 happened about six or seven times, and I'm like, oh, fuck, 0:10:58.880 --> 0:10:59.599 are you not supposed to? 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:01.760 Well? I did send condolence, soid I hope you're all right? 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.079 Yeah? Yeah, you said, oh sorry about that. Yeah, And 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.560 to your credit, no, we couldn't rearrange the We couldn't 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.040 rearrange the day we were recording. I'm supposed to be 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:11.920 on the road right now driving to said funeral. 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.840 Yeah, but I had to lunch del Camino. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:18.120 Yes, but to your credit, you did offer to come 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.320 in extra early in the morning today. I did very early, 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.760 so that I could then drive to fucking bogen Gate 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.319 after the podcast. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:26.800 Correct, which it's not lost to me. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.120 That would have been a huge fucking inconvenience, having to 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.480 get up early after night sheet that's very sweet thing, and. 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.240 Then stick around here all day and do another night shit. Correct. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.839 But I didn't take you up on the offer because 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.280 is it just me on the fly. Do you hate rushing? 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.120 Oh my god, I could. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.040 Not think of anything worse than trying to rush through 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.959 this podcast with a studio that doesn't work sometimes and 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.080 then having your fucking drive seven hours to bogen Gate. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:52.000 No way, No, it's awful. It's awful. Is this seven hours? Well? 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.280 I allow seven for pissed breaks with your bladder. The 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.120 size meant to be like five or six. 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:01.320 Okay, Well, there's a lot of discussion here. I think 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.120 that no, you don't ask someone who's died unless I 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:05.360 don't know. 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.640 Well, I've got some apologies to make them. I think 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.880 there might be part of people's brains that thinks I 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.760 don't want to get into it. I'll just say sorry 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:13.959 for youel lost. I don't want to fucking hear the 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:14.440 whole story. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.719 Yeah, totally. I haven't been a touch on Touchwood to 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.480 a funeral in a while. I've actually been to a 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:24.160 few recently. Have you really too many? Oh? God, all 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.640 is that what you're going to ask you? Do you 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.000 want to get get Ben Baber? 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:28.679 No? 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:29.559 Please, don't it. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.920 No, But I was like, I'm not rushing back because 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.760 that just sounds like a nightmare. I would actually rather 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.880 wake up early as fuck tomorrow and just drive there 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.520 in time for the funeral because it's in the afternoon. 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:40.720 A funeral, That's what I was thinking. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:41.480 But not a problem. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.280 As it turns out, the funeral has been paste paint, 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.719 has it? Yes, because they haven't given the body back yet. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.599 Did you know this? How fuck is this? 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.040 Apparently there's like quite a backlog of. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:55.160 Utopsies. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:56.920 Apparently there's quite a backlog. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.240 Oh god, that's terrific. And so they're like, we can't 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.440 have a funeral and nothing. Well, do you remember during 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.640 COVID you just want to allow to have funerals people 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.839 like that is horrific and everyone was dying. Yeah, god, 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.360 that's bat time. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:12.760 My grandma died during COVID, really, and only like three people. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.719 Could go fuck that? 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.160 Did you have to work at zoom funeral? They didn't 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.520 have it even on really well, anyway, I sorry to 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.520 kick things off on a cheery note, but at least 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.839 I know now that I'm a nosy bitch and I 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.120 shouldn't be asking who died? 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.680 Oh god, yeah, no, maybe just don't ask. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:29.599 did I notice that no one did? I was like, 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.839 fuck if that the normal? Whoop? That's how it works. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.560 But condoleances. Thanks all right? Shall I do my agim? Yeah? 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:36.160 Hit me? 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:39.160 Is it just me? 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.760 Should I not be given any power or responsibility at 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.720 all in my life? Yes? Yeah, yes I knew you guys. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.880 Did I know you would agree? Because as happened. As 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.959 you know, Brittany Hockley, friend of mine, I co hosted 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.640 the pick up with her on the Kiss. She was 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:56.960 in the arm of celebrity, get me out of here 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.560 in jungle in Africa. And how it works is when 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.719 you go to Africa, you need to nominate someone to 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:03.800 run your social media. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.439 Oh yeah, maybe telling me that you were her social 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.079 media person. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.679 Yeah, and yes. She said to me, do you want 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.839 a Houseit my house and I'm living with mum and 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.360 dad And I was like, I love too. She got 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.080 this beautiful place in Bondai and she's like, awesome, if 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.760 you're on my socials, you can have my house for 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.360 like six weeks. I'm like, that's a good deal. Like 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.760 post the Minster stories. Well, here's the thing. Before she left, 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.760 she goes, oh, I'm taking my house means you've also 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.560 got to take my dog. Oh my god. Right Delilah, 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.840 which is who is an Australian shepherd and Mitch, you'll 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.960 know Australian shepherds are made for farm life. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:33.360 Yeah. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.280 I met her once and she's beautiful but very active. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.760 Yes, what about the dog? If you met her? 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.160 You can't really leave dogs to their own devices in 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:42.320 the same way you can a cat. 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.000 No, and like you can, like if it's a thirteen 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.000 year old kvood or like Hamish my family dog. He 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.320 just sleeps and shits. But this Delilah needs to be 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.800 run off and the energy needs to be burnt. Right. Yeah, 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.800 So I said, oh, I love you, but I don't 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.480 really want to. I just don't want to look after 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.720 the dog. Get someone else to house sit and take 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.200 the dog. So she was like okay. Then the day 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.320 she leaves, I get an email from Channel ten. Hi, Mitch, 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.000 here are the first assets to post social And then 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.200 I was still the nominated social media representative. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.840 See that's skewing a bit admin totally with you throwing 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:18.760 emails and assets. Your brain just goes bottom. Now it's 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:20.800 been like a full time job. But here's where I 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.600 get in trouble. I'm gonna have a look at BRIT's Instagram. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.600 If you've been posting. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.840 Yeah, have a look, I've posted, like, I post all 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.680 the reels. I even put all the hashtags. Guess who's 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.320 running Channel ten social media these days, trin our old 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.960 friend trin Ah. Yes, so she'll send me after every episode. Hi, Mitch, 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:38.960 here's Brits Tucket trial. Please hashtag this this. This voting 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.920 closes at this time. So I go on Bridge Socials, 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:42.240 I post it, I write the caption. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:43.840 So they spill it out and make it pretty easy 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:44.640 for you by the sounds of it. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.960 Yeah, but also, like you want to get unique engagement 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.080 you'd know about like social media, and you can't. You 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.560 don't just want to post videos that came from Channel ten. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.000 Are you allowed to say on their heights Mitch Terierry, 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:57.160 I'm running yes, right, Okay, Well that doesn't sound too difficult. 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:58.080 Well here's the problem. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.200 So i have access to Britts Socials, and I've also 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.280 got access to a couple of mitches. Got access to 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.200 Mitch Cheery, my person, I've got access to the Night Show, 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.320 my radio show. I've got access to Kiss. I've got 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.000 so many Instagram accounts that it kind of gets confusing 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.520