Speaker 1: Is it just hoo stood back a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Would you
Speaker 1: rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? Or
Speaker 1: sit on a dick and eat a cake? Sit on
Speaker 1: a dick and eat a cake? Absolutely? If you sit
Speaker 1: on the cake, you ruin it. Do you think I'd
Speaker 1: have a waste of cake? By no, Michuri and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh my goodness, how are you? Michohn.
Speaker 2: I'm in a bit of a fucking tease today.
Speaker 1: I'm all cold and flwey.
Speaker 2: I'm confused. Our new studio is still not use friendly.
Speaker 2: Everything's fucking up, nothing works, fuck off, Oh dear, it's frozen.
Speaker 1: The screens are frozen. Is Reaper still going yeah, not responding,
Speaker 1: it's saying fuck my life? Like truly, you'd think a
Speaker 1: multimillion dollar podcast could put together a podcast studio, but no,
Speaker 1: nothing does work.
Speaker 2: Normally I would cope just fine, I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's problem solve. But I'm very delirious today. This could
Speaker 2: be a cooked episode from me.
Speaker 1: Wrong with you? Are you sick or do you feel
Speaker 1: like the early starts of something?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: How fucked is this. I've had this same sickness three
Speaker 2: times in the last like two months. I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 2: I've got a cold and flu that's going to hang
Speaker 2: around for ages. And then three days later it's gone.
Speaker 2: And then it came back a second time. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: here we go round two. Go on after a couple
Speaker 2: of days.
Speaker 1: Have you gone round three?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: We are just keep three appearing. Got a blood test
Speaker 1: or something. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't want to commit to me.
Speaker 1: You know, you're in a situation being rejected by germs.
Speaker 1: Oh your poor thing. I got my flu shot, I
Speaker 1: said on Monday. I'm still feeling a little like I'm
Speaker 1: just achy and tired. Oh is that a side effect
Speaker 1: of it? I don't know. My parent's literally my first
Speaker 1: flu shot. Price Kip Gentermen had more first. Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never had one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't realize that part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said that last time. I've never had
Speaker 1: a flu shot in.
Speaker 3: My They inject some of the flu components into you.
Speaker 3: That's why you get it.
Speaker 1: She told me. It's the dead flu. They put a
Speaker 1: dead vers of the flu. They put the dead flu
Speaker 1: in there. What does that even mean? Because your body
Speaker 1: like recognizes what the cells are, but it's not active,
Speaker 1: so it can't make you sick. But your body's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know what this sort of it's like a recipe. Ah,
Speaker 1: I know how to I think. I mean, I'm no signed,
Speaker 1: I'm just very handsome.
Speaker 2: Ever accuse you of pole often say.
Speaker 1: Oh, well you don't look you look good. You don't
Speaker 1: oh your poor things, Like when your mum's sick, you
Speaker 1: know what is on the flyer? Is there nothing worse
Speaker 1: than when your mum's sick?
Speaker 2: I know, because typically mums do a lot of dithering
Speaker 2: and looking after you when you're sick. Yes, but who
Speaker 2: does it for them?
Speaker 1: It's a worse feeling in the world because they also go,
Speaker 1: don't fuss over me, just put the kettle on. Is
Speaker 1: that just me? On the fly with your dad?
Speaker 2: Ever a bit hypocritical, he would guilt trip us and say,
Speaker 2: your mother has been slaving away in the kitchen, go
Speaker 2: and help her with the dishes. It's the least you
Speaker 2: could do. And I'm like, what are you doing to help? Yes,
Speaker 2: you're not helping either.
Speaker 1: Dad would always do the same thing, but I guess
Speaker 1: like he's breadwinning right. Well, in my situation, anyway. I
Speaker 1: don't know about yours, but that's like his contribution to
Speaker 1: the family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's true, but he can still help
Speaker 3: him about that's true.
Speaker 2: I'm a child. I didn't ask to be born.
Speaker 1: Did you help your mom or did that? Did your
Speaker 1: staff help your mom when she was ill? I didn't
Speaker 1: have stuff? You did what you do now currently?
Speaker 3: Jeeves left?
Speaker 1: Jeeves left when you left the American Service.
Speaker 2: Sweet serious circumstances.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah you had remember you had that break and enter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and you saw the robber No, Connie did
Speaker 3: Connie saw the robber cat? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then twenty federal court like you live on fucked life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to tribunal.
Speaker 1: You went to tribuneal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a lot.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I've got all sorts of wild stories like that that
Speaker 2: they just haven't come up on the podcast because you
Speaker 2: know how usually there has to be something relevant and
Speaker 2: you go, oh, well, that reminds me of one time
Speaker 2: that this happened. Yeah, you can't just bring it up.
Speaker 2: It's so many cook stories things that happened to me.
Speaker 1: Then why don't you tell us in this episode? Tell
Speaker 1: us give us a fuck story that you don't need
Speaker 1: a segue to start, and and something that we've never
Speaker 1: heard before, Mitchell's fable. It could be Mitch's fable. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean that might come in handy because we did
Speaker 2: promise an investigation in this episode into Cokeland, which is
Speaker 2: this mysterious flow in our new office building. But Cheery
Speaker 2: has promised. He hyped it up by saying, oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's a floor that's open to everyone and they can
Speaker 2: get as much free coc as they like. And then
Speaker 2: we decided to investigate this episode. Correct, the investigation has happened,
Speaker 2: you did? Should we just tell them?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Well, can I just say something?
Speaker 3: I think you've said enough.
Speaker 1: I'm fair embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Well that's the other thing, because Jenna has been asking around,
Speaker 2: what's this Cokeland that I keep knowing about? And everyone's
Speaker 2: scratching their head, going what yeah, okay, but Cheery swears that.
Speaker 1: It's a thing. Let me give to let me give context.
Speaker 1: We are broadcasting out of the Coca Cola building now
Speaker 1: own this building. They've got the neon on the roof.
Speaker 1: You can see it from kilometers away, and there's a
Speaker 1: few levels on this it's this like twenty levels in
Speaker 1: this building. There's a few levels that are owned by
Speaker 1: Coke and they have stock and Neon lights and it's Cokeland.
Speaker 1: I've been there and it's co Clan. But we went
Speaker 1: in today. Why don't you tell the audience what you
Speaker 1: saw when we.
Speaker 2: Were trying to like settle once and for all. Is
Speaker 2: it a thing? Did you imagine it?
Speaker 1: Is it real?
Speaker 2: You wanted to prove to us? Yea Coke Land is
Speaker 2: at the Sceme Parky and we went to the trouble
Speaker 2: before recording this episode of rigging up the fucking portable MIC's.
Speaker 1: We all went down there like journalists. We've got permission,
Speaker 1: we said, we're coming down to record.
Speaker 2: Even though we probably don't need permission because according to you,
Speaker 2: anyone can go there anytime.
Speaker 1: It's not like wet Wild.
Speaker 3: You said, if you have access to other levels of
Speaker 3: this building, you can go in.
Speaker 1: I said, I had heard.
Speaker 3: You also said there's a cafetina there though I had.
Speaker 2: Been Okay, So basically the investigation was we went down there,
Speaker 2: they saw us with mics.
Speaker 1: And we're like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: No, that can't happen.
Speaker 1: They swooped on it.
Speaker 2: So they yeah, they swooped on us like fucking flies
Speaker 2: on ship. Let me tell you. It was shut down
Speaker 2: real quick. And the reason is because it's not open
Speaker 2: to the public and they kind of gave us a
Speaker 2: pity Coca Cola like, I guess you can take one bottle,
Speaker 2: but no, you can't just go down there drink as
Speaker 2: much as you like it anytime during the day.
Speaker 1: It's not a coke theme perk, it's a corporate off.
Speaker 1: It's literally their reception building. It's the same as if
Speaker 1: we went to Muff and Break HQ and they were
Speaker 1: just they had just muff and Break muffins for the staff.
Speaker 2: You have the happy to this. It'd be like you're
Speaker 2: going to Donna Hayes's corporate They're saying, I want a cookie.
Speaker 2: You did that and she was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Isn't a shop front. It'd be like us walking into it's.
Speaker 1: Going to the Baker's Delight HQ and going give us
Speaker 1: a cheese you might scroll with live marks and them
Speaker 1: going we're not bakers, we're corporate. It's mortifying and I
Speaker 1: apologize Cokeland doesn't exist. So I want to say thank
Speaker 1: you to the Coke team. They were very hospitable, very warm,
Speaker 1: but they did say please, we don't really want to
Speaker 1: be involved. They shut it down. They had no idea,
Speaker 1: but they did give us an unreleased favor of Coke.
Speaker 1: We can't I don't want to say it in case,
Speaker 1: but let me just tell you it's delicious.
Speaker 2: So now that that segment went tits up, maybe that's
Speaker 2: what I can do today instead? Should I just do
Speaker 2: Mitchell's fable?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because I look like an absolute idiot around here now
Speaker 3: because you've.
Speaker 2: Been saying, what's this coke claned? I keep hearing about
Speaker 2: the Cheeries promised me, and everyone's like, we don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck you're talking about. I told a man
Speaker 2: to kill I didn't make it.
Speaker 1: I didn't make it up, guys. I was told by
Speaker 1: other staff members. So I'm just seeing it with your
Speaker 1: own eyes. Yeah, but listen, listen, guys, come on, I'm
Speaker 1: very well known around these parts. They gave me a
Speaker 1: different treatment. They went, well, take us much of you,
Speaker 1: we love you on the pick up right, Okay, you
Speaker 1: know they gave me a They kind of handled it
Speaker 1: a very different treatment today.
Speaker 2: Horrified.
Speaker 1: They didn't use these words, but the sentiment was get
Speaker 1: out office. Very nice, but they just it's an office.
Speaker 1: It's like us walking into Sorry, no more analogies. It'd
Speaker 1: be like nowend it. So Mitch's Fable on the show today.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm nervous because I don't know if they're that good,
Speaker 2: and also maybe I have told them and I've just forgotten.
Speaker 2: But whatever, I'll give it a wrong on the show today.
Speaker 3: It'll be better than what we experienced at folk Land Journalism.
Speaker 1: Mitch's Fable and Mitch's crutch on the Show today.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, So I've noticed a word that you keep
Speaker 2: saying repeatedly. It's just something I've noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been obsessed with my crutch since the day
Speaker 1: we met. That's true, and now you're finally getting.
Speaker 2: To expose it to the point it's hard to ignore. Really,
Speaker 2: we'll get to that, but we should kick off with
Speaker 2: it as it's me always.
Speaker 1: Yes, every show starts to say and do is it
Speaker 1: just me something we've noticed something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know, No mind, I do not know. Mitch
Speaker 1: just we don't know. We learn on the fly when
Speaker 1: we're happening live.
Speaker 2: So my iGEM today, Yeah, I need to preface it,
Speaker 2: much like what's coming up later, the crutch.
Speaker 1: I need to preface that.
Speaker 2: It's not me calling you out. I swear, Yeah, I swear.
Speaker 1: That's fine. That's fine. Wait, oh god, okay, mine is
Speaker 1: something that I hate. Okay, I've been given too much
Speaker 1: control over something, and I feel like it's a mistake
Speaker 1: only a new friend would make. A new friend in
Speaker 1: my life is has trusted me to do something and
Speaker 1: I've really fucked up. But you two know me so
Speaker 1: well that you would never have given me this much
Speaker 1: responsibility in the first place.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, But when I tell you you're like
Speaker 2: organizing an excursion to Cokelan, Yeah, I should never have
Speaker 2: trusted that that was going to happen.
Speaker 1: Analogy. Yeah, all right, do you want to go first? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll kick things off again. Not an attack, that's okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is it normal when someone tells you they're going to
Speaker 2: a funeral to ask, oh, whose is it? Nah?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Really.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you're close to that person.
Speaker 1: It's very invasive.
Speaker 2: Because now I feel a bit awkward because I've probably
Speaker 2: asked that question many times. That's my instinct. If someone says, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got a funeral on the weekend, I'll go, oh.
Speaker 1: Sorry to hear that.
Speaker 2: Who's funeral?
Speaker 1: To be honest, are you not supposed to do that.
Speaker 3: Funeral? And somebody asked me that I personally wouldn't mind
Speaker 3: fa maybe.
Speaker 1: I'm just nosy. No, because the way I see it is,
Speaker 1: if it's someone that I really needed to know about,
Speaker 1: I would know who died, like I would know I
Speaker 1: know you like this is because you're going to a funeral.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is how it came about because I said
Speaker 2: to you guys, oh, I've got to go to a
Speaker 2: funeral on the day that we would normally record the podcast.
Speaker 2: Can we do it another day because I've got to go.
Speaker 1: To a funeral?
Speaker 2: Yes, and neither if you asked whose funeral it was,
Speaker 2: and I was like, that's interesting. But then it's happened
Speaker 2: many times everyone. I've mentioned it too. I've had to
Speaker 2: rearrange my schedule, pull out of a lot of things
Speaker 2: because I have to go to a fucking funeral.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, one's asked, and I was like, am I just
Speaker 2: fucking nosy?
Speaker 1: OK? I would be like, oh, fuck too dead? Who's dead? Yeah? No, no,
Speaker 1: that's a question.
Speaker 3: Who is it? Who?
Speaker 2: Don't ask me now? Oh sorry, I won't say the name.
Speaker 2: It was just like our next door neighbors in bogen Gate.
Speaker 2: Their eldest son died and I was friends with him
Speaker 2: growing up. I'm sorry, and so no one's asked. It's
Speaker 2: happened about six or seven times, and I'm like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: are you not supposed to?
Speaker 1: Well? I did send condolence, soid I hope you're all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you said, oh sorry about that. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: to your credit, no, we couldn't rearrange the We couldn't
Speaker 2: rearrange the day we were recording. I'm supposed to be
Speaker 2: on the road right now driving to said funeral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had to lunch del Camino.
Speaker 2: Yes, but to your credit, you did offer to come
Speaker 2: in extra early in the morning today. I did very early,
Speaker 2: so that I could then drive to fucking bogen Gate
Speaker 2: after the podcast.
Speaker 1: Correct, which it's not lost to me.
Speaker 2: That would have been a huge fucking inconvenience, having to
Speaker 2: get up early after night sheet that's very sweet thing, and.
Speaker 1: Then stick around here all day and do another night shit. Correct.
Speaker 2: But I didn't take you up on the offer because
Speaker 2: is it just me on the fly. Do you hate rushing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could.
Speaker 2: Not think of anything worse than trying to rush through
Speaker 2: this podcast with a studio that doesn't work sometimes and
Speaker 2: then having your fucking drive seven hours to bogen Gate.
Speaker 1: No way, No, it's awful. It's awful. Is this seven hours? Well?
Speaker 2: I allow seven for pissed breaks with your bladder. The
Speaker 2: size meant to be like five or six.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there's a lot of discussion here. I think
Speaker 1: that no, you don't ask someone who's died unless I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got some apologies to make them. I think
Speaker 2: there might be part of people's brains that thinks I
Speaker 2: don't want to get into it. I'll just say sorry
Speaker 2: for youel lost. I don't want to fucking hear the
Speaker 2: whole story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. I haven't been a touch on Touchwood to
Speaker 1: a funeral in a while. I've actually been to a
Speaker 1: few recently. Have you really too many? Oh? God, all
Speaker 1: is that what you're going to ask you? Do you
Speaker 1: want to get get Ben Baber?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Please, don't it.
Speaker 2: No, But I was like, I'm not rushing back because
Speaker 2: that just sounds like a nightmare. I would actually rather
Speaker 2: wake up early as fuck tomorrow and just drive there
Speaker 2: in time for the funeral because it's in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: A funeral, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: But not a problem.
Speaker 2: As it turns out, the funeral has been paste paint,
Speaker 2: has it? Yes, because they haven't given the body back yet.
Speaker 1: Did you know this? How fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Apparently there's like quite a backlog of.
Speaker 1: Utopsies.
Speaker 2: Apparently there's quite a backlog.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's terrific. And so they're like, we can't
Speaker 1: have a funeral and nothing. Well, do you remember during
Speaker 1: COVID you just want to allow to have funerals people
Speaker 1: like that is horrific and everyone was dying. Yeah, god,
Speaker 1: that's bat time.
Speaker 3: My grandma died during COVID, really, and only like three people.
Speaker 1: Could go fuck that?
Speaker 2: Did you have to work at zoom funeral? They didn't
Speaker 2: have it even on really well, anyway, I sorry to
Speaker 2: kick things off on a cheery note, but at least
Speaker 2: I know now that I'm a nosy bitch and I
Speaker 2: shouldn't be asking who died?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, no, maybe just don't ask. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: did I notice that no one did? I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck if that the normal? Whoop? That's how it works.
Speaker 1: But condoleances. Thanks all right? Shall I do my agim? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hit me?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Should I not be given any power or responsibility at
Speaker 1: all in my life? Yes? Yeah, yes I knew you guys.
Speaker 1: Did I know you would agree? Because as happened. As
Speaker 1: you know, Brittany Hockley, friend of mine, I co hosted
Speaker 1: the pick up with her on the Kiss. She was
Speaker 1: in the arm of celebrity, get me out of here
Speaker 1: in jungle in Africa. And how it works is when
Speaker 1: you go to Africa, you need to nominate someone to
Speaker 1: run your social media.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe telling me that you were her social
Speaker 2: media person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yes. She said to me, do you want
Speaker 1: a Houseit my house and I'm living with mum and
Speaker 1: dad And I was like, I love too. She got
Speaker 1: this beautiful place in Bondai and she's like, awesome, if
Speaker 1: you're on my socials, you can have my house for
Speaker 1: like six weeks. I'm like, that's a good deal. Like
Speaker 1: post the Minster stories. Well, here's the thing. Before she left,
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I'm taking my house means you've also
Speaker 1: got to take my dog. Oh my god. Right Delilah,
Speaker 1: which is who is an Australian shepherd and Mitch, you'll
Speaker 1: know Australian shepherds are made for farm life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I met her once and she's beautiful but very active.
Speaker 1: Yes, what about the dog? If you met her?
Speaker 2: You can't really leave dogs to their own devices in
Speaker 2: the same way you can a cat.
Speaker 1: No, and like you can, like if it's a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old kvood or like Hamish my family dog. He
Speaker 1: just sleeps and shits. But this Delilah needs to be
Speaker 1: run off and the energy needs to be burnt. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I said, oh, I love you, but I don't
Speaker 1: really want to. I just don't want to look after
Speaker 1: the dog. Get someone else to house sit and take
Speaker 1: the dog. So she was like okay. Then the day
Speaker 1: she leaves, I get an email from Channel ten. Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: here are the first assets to post social And then
Speaker 1: I was still the nominated social media representative.
Speaker 2: See that's skewing a bit admin totally with you throwing
Speaker 2: emails and assets. Your brain just goes bottom. Now it's
Speaker 2: been like a full time job. But here's where I
Speaker 2: get in trouble. I'm gonna have a look at BRIT's Instagram.
Speaker 2: If you've been posting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have a look, I've posted, like, I post all
Speaker 1: the reels. I even put all the hashtags. Guess who's
Speaker 1: running Channel ten social media these days, trin our old
Speaker 1: friend trin Ah. Yes, so she'll send me after every episode. Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: here's Brits Tucket trial. Please hashtag this this. This voting
Speaker 1: closes at this time. So I go on Bridge Socials,
Speaker 1: I post it, I write the caption.
Speaker 2: So they spill it out and make it pretty easy
Speaker 2: for you by the sounds of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also, like you want to get unique engagement
Speaker 1: you'd know about like social media, and you can't. You
Speaker 1: don't just want to post videos that came from Channel ten.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to say on their heights Mitch Terierry,
Speaker 2: I'm running yes, right, Okay, Well that doesn't sound too difficult.
Speaker 2: Well here's the problem.
Speaker 1: So i have access to Britts Socials, and I've also
Speaker 1: got access to a couple of mitches. Got access to
Speaker 1: Mitch Cheery, my person, I've got access to the Night Show,
Speaker 1: my radio show. I've got access to Kiss. I've got
Speaker 1: so many Instagram accounts that it kind of gets confusing
Speaker 1: when you go in and out of pages. The other night,
Speaker 1: I come home from work. I'm lying in bed and
Speaker 1: I go I want to just like veg out and
Speaker 1: scroll for an hour, So you sit in bed. I'm
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm going through instas stories and I'm watching
Speaker 1: I'm i gonna skip boring, skip boring. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: she's had a baby. My godn't. I haven't seen her
Speaker 1: in years? Unfollow unfollowed that account and I'm like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is this even? I gotta follow some weird people.
Speaker 1: Unfollowed another person, and then I followed that. I was
Speaker 1: looking at another page. There was this company that was
Speaker 1: like our brand new linen quilt said, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is a fucking fugly brand. It's like boho chic outdoor living.
Speaker 1: Via unfollow, I'll never buy this godforsaken table lamp in
Speaker 1: my love. I followed about three accounts and then I realized,
Speaker 1: I'm on BRIT's Instagram.
Speaker 2: Who was the person that had a baby that you
Speaker 2: unfollow cousin.
Speaker 1: Fuck? Oh, it's like a whole mess. I unfollowed some
Speaker 1: bitch from school. The problem is, why was Brit following
Speaker 1: some bitch from school? No, Like, I just assumed I
Speaker 1: went to school with this girl. Because you know when
Speaker 1: you see someone that you kind of know. In my head,
Speaker 1: it's like I went to school with her. I don't
Speaker 1: She's probably want.
Speaker 2: To like your eyes, you look at a reception building
Speaker 2: and see it as a theme park. Copingly, I'm told
Speaker 2: that my brain doesn't work like everyone else.
Speaker 1: I unfollowed three accounts. I should not be given that responsibility.
Speaker 2: Interesting though, because I never unfollow people. If I if
Speaker 2: I see someone that I'm like, who the Fuck's that?
Speaker 1: I'll just mute them? Can you? Posts and stories?
Speaker 2: Because some of them are maniacs like Jenna that have
Speaker 2: the app that tell you and people unfollow you, which
Speaker 2: I think is so unhealthy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know who's unfollowing me. I'll say
Speaker 1: it's juvenile, all right, Well, uh that's that.
Speaker 2: Who was some people that have unfollowed you, Jenna that
Speaker 2: you're absolutely spewing about.
Speaker 3: Oh, Aaron Moland, that girl from Modern Family.
Speaker 1: What few Aerial Winter? Yeah? Why was she? The Aerial
Speaker 1: Winter ever followed you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She followed me for like five years?
Speaker 1: Why I don't know? And yeah what she saw some
Speaker 1: video of you do on a podcast with two puffs,
Speaker 1: which is like she's like, who the Fuck's this totally
Speaker 1: reminds me of Cam and Midge?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? You should follow these idiots online
Speaker 3: search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: So here is it just me?
Speaker 2: We bring you the things that we notice, hate or appreciate. Well,
Speaker 2: there's something I've noticed that I'd love to bring up.
Speaker 1: Sure, or at least you don't hate it, which it's
Speaker 1: not something that's upsetting you. It's just something that you've
Speaker 1: seen and you've gone I'll bring to the attention of
Speaker 1: the co host pretty much. Yeah, it evolves you obviously,
Speaker 1: so cast your mind back.
Speaker 2: Remember ages ago, I pointed out that you would always, always,
Speaker 2: always say yeah, good call.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. It wasn't just since the start of
Speaker 1: the show. It was a new occurrence, right, It was
Speaker 1: something that I just started.
Speaker 2: It randomly came out of nowhere, and then I made
Speaker 2: a mash up of all the times you said good call.
Speaker 1: Remember this. I fucking love Adelaide. I was converted. I
Speaker 1: was like, I could live here easily. Good call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got one from SHANEZ. Noticed it all from women
Speaker 1: wanted to fess up.
Speaker 2: You better actually pay because then there'll be a strike
Speaker 2: against your name. Yeah, Prime possum is primes and so
Speaker 2: Channel seven brought them out.
Speaker 1: Oh good call. If that don't give us clear answer,
Speaker 1: it's a short flight to camera. Good call. But they
Speaker 1: were at the servo together.
Speaker 2: If he wanted to get himself a Mars bar, why
Speaker 2: didn't he get one good call?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I'm just triggering you worried that maybe somewhere in
Speaker 2: your subconscious as you often do, you read that as
Speaker 2: an intervention because I've not heard good call in a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 1: No, I've actually stopped saying it to be honest, Like
Speaker 1: sometimes I have a really good phone call when I
Speaker 1: can't compliment it. I've had killer phone calls. I've gone
Speaker 1: can't say anything about it.
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to preface by saying that, please
Speaker 2: feel free to keep saying this word.
Speaker 1: But you have a new fallback. You've just noticed something, Okay,
Speaker 1: because the.
Speaker 2: Good call, you would just sort of say it as
Speaker 2: like an automatic response. But half the time you might
Speaker 2: have even properly listening to your owndmission autopile, Yeah, autopilot.
Speaker 1: And what did you call it? A crutch? A crutch? Yeah, crutch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I crutch you something especially in like the podcast or
Speaker 1: radio world when your brain is sort of floundering to
Speaker 1: say something. You lean back on these crutch words because
Speaker 1: your brain just knows them. Just go straight back to
Speaker 1: the default. And so you've got a new one.
Speaker 2: The beauty of our new studio is that rather than
Speaker 2: recording all the audio into like one file like the
Speaker 2: old studio, you see, it now records three separate files.
Speaker 1: So I've got access to.
Speaker 2: Just your microphone, okay. And so what I did, because
Speaker 2: I noticed this new crutch of yours, I wanted to
Speaker 2: find out am I imagining it or is he saying.
Speaker 1: It a lot?
Speaker 2: And so what I did was I put your just
Speaker 2: your audio into the editing software.
Speaker 1: I got the.
Speaker 2: Software to transcribe it so like write subtitles wow. And
Speaker 2: then I did a control f to search this particular word.
Speaker 2: And in the last two weeks you've said it one
Speaker 2: hundred and four times. What and if you do the
Speaker 2: maths because our episodes of what like an hour ish,
Speaker 2: So bearing in mind that I'm not the best person
Speaker 2: at maths, but I'm pretty sure I've figured out the average.
Speaker 1: You say this one word on average every.
Speaker 2: Two point three seconds.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Minutes every two point three minutes not second.
Speaker 1: First of all, I think AI is a downfall of
Speaker 1: this generation, and I don't trust it. I don't tru that.
Speaker 1: There's no word that I could have said unless it's
Speaker 1: would come to play it to you, you go for it.
Speaker 2: I was able to do an easy mashup because I
Speaker 2: already found with the subtitles where you said it every time.
Speaker 1: All I'm hearing from this is that you're doing a
Speaker 1: lazy edit. So we'll have to talk about that back.
Speaker 1: But you're using AI. I mean, I'm not happy with that. A.
Speaker 1: I believe you did TIS. All I'm hearing from it
Speaker 1: transcribing is not AI. I don't know. It's the end
Speaker 1: of the world.
Speaker 2: You see, this is what I was worried about. You're
Speaker 2: getting defensive.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I am, I am everyone.
Speaker 2: I present to you TIS New Crutch.
Speaker 4: Totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally you
Speaker 4: and I would have been like truffle Pigs. Yeah, totally, totally, totally,
Speaker 4: totally what do you bring to this show? Totally totally
Speaker 4: totally totally totally totally totally totally, totally totally totally.
Speaker 1: No, that's the same yem totally totally yes, totally totally
Speaker 1: totally totally totally totally totally totally I get it from
Speaker 1: a doctor, totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally
Speaker 1: totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally yeah, totally
Speaker 1: totally totally totally totally mean, we do argue, but it
Speaker 1: totally totally totally imagine that totally totally Oh yeah, totally okay,
Speaker 1: I get totally totally totally totally move on, no, totally
Speaker 1: move on all of them. Oh my god, I believe
Speaker 1: that that was the same totally There was six in there, and.
Speaker 2: You've just replayed to you that that's not what's happened.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: That is mortifying, really, yes, and so knowing that this
Speaker 2: was happening, I was laughing so much on Monday's episode
Speaker 2: when you kept saying totally, I was like.
Speaker 1: So you knew before you did the review.
Speaker 2: Fuck? But that actually wasn't all of them, by the way,
Speaker 2: because I also noticed that see those ones I just
Speaker 2: played you, I would describe them as sincere totally yes,
Speaker 2: because you've had in your voice you were like totally
Speaker 2: totally but This is where the whole crutch thing comes
Speaker 2: into it, because I could.
Speaker 1: Even do it for you. Well, I know the difference
Speaker 1: in totally.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a whole separate montage of what I
Speaker 2: would call maybe let's call them disassociated totally.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but I suspect maybe you weren't listening,
Speaker 2: or you were listening and you were thoroughly born.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was going to say, ready, listen to this.
Speaker 4: Totally totally totally totally yeah, totally totally because yeah, totally
Speaker 4: totally totally yeah, totally totally totally totally totally totally yeah,
Speaker 4: totally totally totally totally totally.
Speaker 1: You've got first one. You had so much enthusiasm totally yes,
Speaker 1: Well that was gonna be my next thought that the
Speaker 1: first montage. It sounds fine if it's not annoying anyone,
Speaker 1: it's a good way to continue the conversation.
Speaker 2: Of course, Nina, as long as you're agreeing with me,
Speaker 2: which evidently you are a.
Speaker 1: Lost totally Jenna, can you google the definition of totally yes,
Speaker 1: because what does it even fucking mean? I was hearing
Speaker 1: totally as in like toad from Mario, totally like total
Speaker 1: little flower totally.
Speaker 2: I was thinking as I was putting that together. Fuck,
Speaker 2: the words starts to sound weird after awhile it lost
Speaker 2: all meaning.
Speaker 1: Also, I was giving it a real d not tea.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying totally, I'm saying totally okay.
Speaker 3: So totally is an adverb meaning completely or absolutely. For instance,
Speaker 3: the building was totally destroyed by the fire.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, you're right. Well, you've caught me red handed.
Speaker 1: I can't can't wriggle my way out of this one.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I hate? Though?
Speaker 2: Last time we did this and I pointed out the
Speaker 2: good call thing, we ask everyone to point out my cratch,
Speaker 2: no one came forward. I don't have one, I don't think,
Speaker 2: but surely I do.
Speaker 1: I think you do. I must. I think it's my
Speaker 1: radio announcer in me that we're trained to do live radio.
Speaker 1: So if there's a stumble, you add words. So I
Speaker 1: think that's why I use them, because I keep them.
Speaker 1: I try to keep the conversation going. It's like totally, well,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of something else to say.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I'm editing, I noticed that I say the
Speaker 2: word like a lot, and it kind of annoys me
Speaker 2: because I'm like again, and I have been tempted to
Speaker 2: edit the like out, but then I was like, don't
Speaker 2: go down that rabbit hole.
Speaker 1: If I start doing that.
Speaker 2: You imagine how much the longer the edits would take you.
Speaker 1: I go rid of every like, well, idiots, what have
Speaker 1: you noticed? Does Mitch have a cruch? Does Jenna have
Speaker 1: a CRUs?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: I don't think you do, Jenna. I'm pissed off because
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, well, I'm just fucking bored out
Speaker 1: of my brain, but you had bored and non board
Speaker 1: You're a genis Yeah that was I was very smart
Speaker 1: because the second ones I was definitely bored, but the
Speaker 1: first ones I was enthralled, totally, totally so passive aggressive
Speaker 1: to isn't it totally? Not all of them?
Speaker 2: No, Like I love the ones where you're like totally.
Speaker 1: Like a Californian and surfer totally. It's like you're on
Speaker 1: the price is right totally? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: on down. I'm embarrassed. What don't be?
Speaker 2: This is why I was worried about bringing it up.
Speaker 2: That's something I've noticed. I'm not upset, I'm just embarrassed
Speaker 2: by it. Anyway, what can you do maybe we put
Speaker 2: that on some merch we needed merch, just totally, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, we need to get like tote bags as merch.
Speaker 2: That says totally brilliant.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. Another brain still on the fly, how successful?
Speaker 2: Yes, if I had a crop croll, if I had one,
Speaker 2: a thing that I say often, I could put that
Speaker 2: on merch. But apparently I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't what a crotch? What did I could make
Speaker 1: that happen? That was Jenny who said that we can
Speaker 1: organize it? Is it just me the rude shocks of
Speaker 1: young adults food?
Speaker 2: Okay, I said that I've had these hectic, fucking stories
Speaker 2: that I've never told. I don't know if on a
Speaker 2: scale of one to Jenner's earthquake where I'm sitting on
Speaker 2: the Richter scale, Thank you very much. But I did
Speaker 2: have a little think about it. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 2: told one of these stories on trash Alley at least,
Speaker 2: but it could be new territory for here, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm ready to hear. So this is a
Speaker 1: story that you otherwise wouldn't be able to bring up
Speaker 1: unless you had a natural segue.
Speaker 2: If you recognize the story, and you realize that you
Speaker 2: have been told, do me a favor and wait till
Speaker 2: the end, and then I'll ask have you heard That's
Speaker 2: okay because it'll throw me if you're like, oh, you've
Speaker 2: heard this and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll get the story.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm suddenly nervous to tell the story because I'm like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then when you label it like telling a story
Speaker 1: and I've.
Speaker 2: Said, it's really hectic, Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's actually two stories. Oh god, it's an essay. This
Speaker 2: is the reason that I refuse to be desot.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think.
Speaker 2: I feel that the universe doesn't want me to be
Speaker 2: designated driver. The universe wants me to get pissed.
Speaker 1: Is this when you're bashed outside that seven eleven? Is it? Well?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening?
Speaker 1: It is it? It was one of them. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I was speaking that too. Just I thought if I
Speaker 1: got it, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: I specifically asked you, sorry, no, no kick going.
Speaker 1: No, I feel the fool. Now I can't, I can't
Speaker 1: go on. I just was so I wanted to prove
Speaker 1: that I listened to you, and I know all your stories,
Speaker 1: but then you'll do what I did to you.
Speaker 2: You'll make a fucking montage. Every time I've told that story,
Speaker 2: I feel like and this will become my.
Speaker 1: Crush me just crutched. Oh my god, let's get shirts
Speaker 1: made saying I was bashed outside of seven eleven.
Speaker 2: Also not what happened.
Speaker 1: No, I know it's not the story. Clear the story up,
Speaker 1: Clear the story up. So there's two stories. Maybe you
Speaker 1: haven't heard the other one. Let's try. I haven't heard
Speaker 1: the other one.
Speaker 2: Okay. The reason I if you go desots because I've
Speaker 2: done it twice and things have gone alright.
Speaker 1: Yes, one of them.
Speaker 2: I was going to a friend's house party and she
Speaker 2: had this really homophobic friend. The reason we know that
Speaker 2: is because one of my other gay friends asher he'd
Speaker 2: met this guy. I had no idea who he was,
Speaker 2: and he was being outwardly homophobic and he literally said,
Speaker 2: word for it, I'm going to bush that fagot oh shit.
Speaker 2: And so before we went to this house party, we
Speaker 2: were quite clear. We said, can you not invite that guy?
Speaker 2: He makes it uncomfortable, he' smock a homophobic and she
Speaker 2: goes of course, of course, of course I won't. I won't.
Speaker 1: I was desot.
Speaker 2: I rock up to the party, ashes already there and
Speaker 2: he goes, guess what the homophobes here? And I was like,
Speaker 2: fucking hell, here we go, sor right, and we'll just
Speaker 2: ignore him. We'll stay away from him. And so we
Speaker 2: went to one of the back rooms, trying to just
Speaker 2: do our own things, stay away from him. He was
Speaker 2: partying out the front, and then after like half an hour,
Speaker 2: my so called friend and by the way, we're so
Speaker 2: pisof at her for inviting him. But after half an hour,
Speaker 2: my so called friend comes out and goes, Mitchell, I'm
Speaker 2: really sorry, honey, bar something's happened.
Speaker 1: What what the fuck has happened?
Speaker 2: I walk out to the front and this card has
Speaker 2: thrown a chair through my back windscreen.
Speaker 1: I don't know this story. Oh my god, thank god.
Speaker 1: What if you're.
Speaker 2: Chattered the back wind screen with a chair before you're gay? Yes,
Speaker 2: all these blokey blokes are standing one laughing at me
Speaker 2: as I get into my car with shards of glass
Speaker 2: all over the fucking seat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And as I was leaving, actually before I left, I
Speaker 2: had to get all his details to his credit, he
Speaker 2: vandalized my car, but then was happy for insurance to
Speaker 2: cover it. Like we exchanged details. I've still got his
Speaker 2: fucking photo, his license in my camera.
Speaker 1: Can I see his face? Hold on?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: What the fuck was he drunk? Was he blind? Drunk?
Speaker 2: Not really sad?
Speaker 1: What a pathetic excuse of a man? Is he out?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Do you seem at Martini gart? Clearly?
Speaker 2: No? Actually, here we go. I found it. This is
Speaker 2: this guy's license, for God's gross. So I was designated
Speaker 2: driver that night and I had to drive home with
Speaker 2: no fucking back windscreen. And he gave me the details
Speaker 2: so that his insurance and whatever could cover it. And
Speaker 2: then this is the fucking fun part, even though I
Speaker 2: was not out of pocket because the insurance covered it, right,
Speaker 2: I paid for it. Yeah, his parents emailed me and
Speaker 2: they said, hi, so we know that you filed a
Speaker 2: report with Crime Stoppers. They've just contacted us. We had
Speaker 2: no idea this happened. We are so appalled, and we
Speaker 2: are happy to cover any of the costs in getting
Speaker 2: the cars repaired, but please don't escalate it with the police,
Speaker 2: because we don't want it to sabotage his semi professional
Speaker 2: golf career.
Speaker 1: I was like play golf, totally faggot, the gas bought
Speaker 1: the world tight little pants trying to get a ball
Speaker 1: into a hole. That's my Friday night.
Speaker 2: And so here's what I did, even though I wasn't
Speaker 2: out of pocket. I'd been down to the Holden dealership
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks prior, Yeah, just to get my
Speaker 2: you know, the bit of perspects that goes over your
Speaker 2: number plate. Yes, that shattered, and so I just paid
Speaker 2: fifty bucks to get that replaced. And so what I
Speaker 2: did this charming young man's father. I sent back an
Speaker 2: email where I photoshopped the invoice copy and pasted a
Speaker 2: next to zero, and then he gave me five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is brilliant. I was a poor
Speaker 1: fucking student at this Actually I was working here. Wasn't
Speaker 1: that poor?
Speaker 2: I was poor enough that I was like, fucking five
Speaker 2: hundred won't go a.
Speaker 1: Straight poor and gay? I mean I would have bashed
Speaker 1: your window in two Yeah. Wait, did you ever see
Speaker 1: this guy again? Is he in the same friend circle anymore? God?
Speaker 2: No, So, as I was driving out with the shards
Speaker 2: of glass under my ass, Yeah, my friend whose party
Speaker 2: it was, I had the window down and she puts
Speaker 2: her hand on the car and says, honey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you tomorrow, and I said, no, you won't.
Speaker 2: Just put the windscreen back up. I haven't spoken with
Speaker 2: since you're kidding.
Speaker 1: Do you know this person?
Speaker 3: I met this person through Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Do I know this person?
Speaker 2: Nah, you wouldn't have Oh yeah, this is early days
Speaker 2: before this life BC, before Cheery.
Speaker 1: Oh I get it. Okay, that's a great Mitchell Coomb story.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that story.
Speaker 2: And then yes, that on top of the other time
Speaker 2: I went deso. I was driving on my friends back
Speaker 2: from another house party and I was driving Talitia's car, Yes,
Speaker 2: my old not a cup of tea co hosts. Yes,
Speaker 2: I was driving her car. Everyone was drunk and I
Speaker 2: said to her where the fuck are the pea plates?
Speaker 2: And she goes, I just don't is them, And I
Speaker 2: was like, well, that's not how I roll. I don't
Speaker 2: want to have any interactions with police tonight. Therefore I
Speaker 2: insist that we go to seven eleven to buy pea
Speaker 2: plates before I drive us anywhere. Ah, didn't I get
Speaker 2: police interaction that fucking night? How ironic? That was the
Speaker 2: one that you spoiled. But oh sorry, yeah, so a
Speaker 2: few friends went inside to like get snacks and whatever.
Speaker 1: I forget about that.
Speaker 2: I was actually shocked that your fucking memory allows you
Speaker 2: to recall it. I was like, wow, if he remembers,
Speaker 2: then everyone else does.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll tell it again. Whatever. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I actually I know what happened, because my friends went
Speaker 2: in to get snacks or whatever. I wasn't there, but
Speaker 2: as they walked out, this woman is just mouthing off
Speaker 2: at one of my friends. They're getting into like a
Speaker 2: verbal scragfight. And to be fair, my friend wasn't helping,
Speaker 2: like she was mouthing off too, and this woman, not
Speaker 2: my friend, was clearly off her fucking face.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: So I said to my friend, can you just get
Speaker 2: in the car? Shot the fuck up? You're not helping,
Speaker 2: And so this lady speeds off in her car and
Speaker 2: then I'm like, right, oh, she's gone. Let's put the
Speaker 2: pea plates on now because they brought them out with
Speaker 2: the snacks. And then as we're putting the pea plates on,
Speaker 2: the car comes back and parks us in so we
Speaker 2: can't leave, and she brings this hideous burly man with her.
Speaker 2: He's also off his face, and my friend Dealicia's car
Speaker 2: is a bit old, so I couldn't put the window up.
Speaker 2: They reached and grabbed the keys through them in a bush.
Speaker 2: We never found them to this day. We never found
Speaker 2: those keys.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then they just started fucking trying to bash this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They couldn't because they were off their face. They had
Speaker 2: like no muscle strength. They were like this, oh no,
Speaker 2: their arms were just flailing and so, yes, she was
Speaker 2: punching me in the face, but not very hard. I
Speaker 2: was able to have a discussion. I was like, ma'am,
Speaker 2: are you sure we can't just if they talk about this.
Speaker 1: Like a dull Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: And then the big burly gronk of a guy he
Speaker 2: smashed the back windscreen, so again broke in blood blood
Speaker 2: fuck because he wanted to bash the bitch in the
Speaker 2: back in the back of my friend. And then yeah,
Speaker 2: the cops had to come and take our statements. One
Speaker 2: of them recognized me. They were like, are you that
Speaker 2: guy from YouTube? And they didn't even offers a left home.
Speaker 2: Isn't that weird? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, we don't have keys, we can't drive,
Speaker 1: so how did you get home? You got the car
Speaker 1: to get Nuba? Oh? My god.
Speaker 2: And then because we didn't have keys, we went back
Speaker 2: the next day to try and like, what do you
Speaker 2: do to try and start it? You're see it in
Speaker 2: TV show. Yeh, yeah, we tried that and that fucked
Speaker 2: the car completely.
Speaker 1: It was right off, Oh you broke the car. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was able to get my windscreen fixed obviously
Speaker 2: in the first incident, but Talisia just lost a car.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And did you get covered on assurance?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was insurance. Wow. So that was
Speaker 1: That was a ship day for Talia. More than anything.
Speaker 1: I think they're great stories and that I refused to.
Speaker 2: Be designated driver. Like I said, the universe wants me
Speaker 2: to be a rat and be drunk. I'm never going sober.
Speaker 1: That's the sign from the start is you should you
Speaker 1: should definitely stick by that.
Speaker 2: Were there any details at least in the seven eleven
Speaker 2: story that you'd forgotten.
Speaker 1: The limp slapping I forgot to mention.
Speaker 2: The best part of the story is that the ice
Speaker 2: junkie bitch that was trying to bash me, No, this
Speaker 2: junkie bitch right, yes, yes, ended up dming me years
Speaker 2: later saying Hi, that was me that night. I'm really
Speaker 2: sorry for my actions that gronk of a man that
Speaker 2: I brought along with me, you know, domestic violence. I
Speaker 2: was getting out of that relationship, and now I'm all
Speaker 2: clean and I'm really sorry. I was like, so, wait,
Speaker 2: you knew who I was when you were bashing my head.
Speaker 1: You were like, I've seen his real If you bash someone,
Speaker 1: you never forget their face. I've never bashed it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe she recognized me years later after the fact, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that puff that I bashed at seven over.
Speaker 2: And gets what I did after the homophobe through the
Speaker 2: chair in the wind?
Speaker 1: Oh you had sex him? Damn it.
Speaker 2: I went and got drunk of course being designated now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because what else? What else would you do in
Speaker 1: that situation? If his dad that would have been good.
Speaker 1: If there's anything I can do, well, now that you
Speaker 1: mention it, Matt, sir, how sorry?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that funny that he had a semi prefer Do
Speaker 1: you know his name? Can I google im?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: I think it was photo you showed me Google. I'll
Speaker 1: beat it out ready, let's go.
Speaker 2: Is that him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's him now on the right. Is that his Facebook?
Speaker 2: I think that's him on the left. Yeah, we found him.
Speaker 2: Is he doing really dreadfully?
Speaker 1: Is that his Facebook? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's foul.
Speaker 1: He's aged terribly in the last few years. It is
Speaker 1: that's him. Funck is awful.
Speaker 3: His golf career isn't going well.
Speaker 1: All right, well, Mitchell, great fable once again, and thanks.
Speaker 1: I actually think I did tell a favor with the
Speaker 1: whole Cokeland. I think, yeah, that story will go down.
Speaker 1: That was a fairy tale to believe. All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening everyone, five Stars and Apple Podcasts
Speaker 1: and Spotify if you can as well, It'll be love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for listening to get We'll catch you through
Speaker 2: see Yahi.
Speaker 4: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Is It just Me podcast by a couple of make
Speaker 1: sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: A welcome to a to debrief our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. Now, I'm paranoid about every throat of ever told.
Speaker 1: No, don't see if I'm not paranoid about totally. You
Speaker 1: can't be paranoid about your stories. It's a fair game.
Speaker 2: I've got to practice what I pray.
Speaker 1: It's fair game. Normally, old Mitch that would have offended,
Speaker 1: but now that you know we're highly paid, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me. It's a joke. By the way, everyone,
Speaker 1: how good is that unnamed coke nondescript unreleased flavor of coke? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm not mad about it. This is actually my
Speaker 2: first soft drink that I've had in a long time.
Speaker 1: Really, but there's no sugar there calories in any of
Speaker 1: the zero sugar ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what the fuck's in it?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I think the same thing. But
Speaker 1: then also I really.
Speaker 2: Care about how many calories are in things. I just yeah,
Speaker 2: but I lather shit on good for your health? Really
Speaker 2: to count calories? No, I mean soft drink is generally
Speaker 2: oh totally no Ah, there we got another one.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
Speaker 2: On Monday's episode, when I was teasing that I was
Speaker 2: about to did I say it? Yeah, As I was saying, oh,
Speaker 2: coming up on Wednesday, I'm going to reveal the word
Speaker 2: that Cherry keeps fucking saying repeatedly, And somewhere within that,
Speaker 2: you said totally, And I'm like.
Speaker 1: Here's a thing. Can I did the math? You know,
Speaker 1: a week I do twelve shows? Twelve?
Speaker 2: Yeah, was a week, that's true, Bid, you should have
Speaker 2: done the hours. That would have been a bigger figure.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm on air nights three hours plus the
Speaker 1: pick up and that's fine. Oh yeah, so nights is
Speaker 1: five nights a week, three times five is fifteen okay,
Speaker 1: plus five hours of a daily hour pickup. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: twenty hours.
Speaker 2: And then two hours shows. Yeah, two hours, so that's
Speaker 2: twenty two. It's not like the whole fucking day of talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so boring.
Speaker 2: But also it's just too many shows, which one's going
Speaker 2: to be first off, the chopping block.
Speaker 1: Rob Mills isn't even doing that in fucking and juliet
Speaker 1: Which can I just say it's amazing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I saw a Juliette and I had the time of
Speaker 1: my life that production. They're not paying me to say this,
Speaker 1: but that production of Anguliette, it's not in Sydney at
Speaker 1: the moment, has been in Melbourne. I think it's coming
Speaker 1: to Brisbane, or it has been in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure I really should go and see it
Speaker 2: because we've always adds for it.
Speaker 1: Have you been, Mitchell?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I invited me to the premiere but I couldn't go,
Speaker 2: and I would say, like, oh, it's fine, I'll get tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At some stage like, I don't mind paying to go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I just haven't gotten around to it.
Speaker 3: I went to the premiere and I want to see
Speaker 3: it again, so I'm going.
Speaker 1: To buy tickets. Do it on the kiddo. So well, no,
Speaker 1: say don't go, you should, guys should come to the
Speaker 1: production that I'm in. Huh. I mean and Juliette. What
Speaker 1: I've been offered a role in and Juliette in every
Speaker 1: country that toured. So in New York they had a
Speaker 1: TV presenter come in and do a cameo. In London
Speaker 1: they had a radio presenter come in and do a cameo.
Speaker 1: And then in Australia they want me to come and
Speaker 1: do a cameo in one of the scenes with everyone else.
Speaker 1: Busy beliefs.
Speaker 2: Also, they've left it very late in the run. I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, do they do that every night?
Speaker 1: No? No, they do it once in the in the country.
Speaker 1: They get a media personality to come and do an opera.
Speaker 3: How didn't they do it in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're doing it. They do it once
Speaker 1: in their country run so like they did it once
Speaker 1: in like the UK once in the year. Have they
Speaker 1: gotten in the US and the UK? I haven't go.
Speaker 1: I don't know a TV presenter and a radio presenter
Speaker 1: in the UK, you can do they have a role
Speaker 1: like a line. Yes, So I don't know if i'd
Speaker 1: be allowed to talk about this, but if you have,
Speaker 1: you accepted. No, you've seen it, Jenna. You know when
Speaker 1: Romeo when Juliette they get to Paris and they go
Speaker 1: to the nightclub. Yes, it's the role of the people
Speaker 1: that like are in the line of the nightclub but
Speaker 1: get in first. Really. Yes, it's like a two minute role.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: And also at the start, there's like improv at the
Speaker 1: start before the show starts, in.
Speaker 3: That interaction audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I've got to send my measurements for my
Speaker 1: Elizabethan style costume. I'm so excited. So you guys should
Speaker 1: can't Yeah, can I just say?
Speaker 2: You said Elizabethan and it reminded me of like one
Speaker 2: of my favorite fables you've ever told about when you
Speaker 2: got fired from the fucking Halloween from Justice?
Speaker 1: Why is right?
Speaker 2: It's from Titanic in Elizabethan's true.
Speaker 1: That it's one of the funny things you've ever said.
Speaker 1: To be fair, Ros's outfits looked very Elizabethan. She had
Speaker 1: those dumb gowns on Princess fucking Peach. Totally, yes, when
Speaker 1: will you be on it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Oh? And Julia, I thought you were talking about justice
Speaker 1: fancy dress like I left there. They went into solvency
Speaker 1: because they fired me. I don't know. We're working on
Speaker 1: at the moment. It's like a picture with the radius.
Speaker 1: I want to see it. Would you come to me that, Mitchell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if it's actually happening, yes, yes it is.
Speaker 1: We're talking about it now, yes, because then we can
Speaker 1: use the video. It's a fucking group. It's a bonding
Speaker 1: activity for Genner and I totally. Yes. The only issue
Speaker 1: is the obvious issue in that with the stars of
Speaker 1: the show. Huh. Casey Donovan's in.
Speaker 2: It, Yeah, why is that an issue?
Speaker 1: Oh what don't you know? Oh we have history about
Speaker 1: you here, Casey? Oh do you know? Yes? I do,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Casey Donovan can't stand him. She thinks he's an absolute
Speaker 2: pig of a man.
Speaker 1: Totally. He makes her sick. Sick. In fact, when I went,
Speaker 1: she was there because she could smell me. What happened again?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I'm not talking about it. I'll beep it out.
Speaker 1: Mitch you can't hear this. I won't. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: This detailed Why Casey Donovan can't see me? Fair? She
Speaker 1: could have just completely forgotten, unblocked on socials what it
Speaker 1: might be unblocked? Who knows? That's actually my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: I door, Casey. No, So why been able to forgive yourself?
Speaker 1: Oh no, she's she's unblocked me. Oh if you go
Speaker 1: to messages, my apology is still there. Did she see it?
Speaker 2: No, it's not it is Oh my god, it's a
Speaker 2: voice You did not send a voice message apology. Hey, Casey, No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to listen to it without context.
Speaker 1: It'll make no funk. Why did I forward announced it?
Speaker 1: Hey like politic around Casey. I mean, it's sincerely. He's
Speaker 1: in the next fifteen minutes. I apologize, but now srenda
Speaker 1: carb fuck me.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm blocked by anyone notable anymore, because
Speaker 2: remember I was blocked by Mitchell Kream to Psychic and
Speaker 2: then he came specifically, Yeah, he came on my birthday
Speaker 2: episode as a surprise guest, and he said to you specifically,
Speaker 2: tell him not to bring up the fact that I
Speaker 2: blocked him. Yes, so you remember doing that then. And
Speaker 2: then because it was a surprise rise, it was a
Speaker 2: surprise guest, you didn't brief me beforehand. And the first
Speaker 2: thing I said was why did you block me?
Speaker 1: Aff Huh. Yeah, he hated that. You should have seen
Speaker 1: it coming. Who else did they get for their birth episode?
Speaker 1: They got Brady Carter. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, like, I don't think you'll ever be
Speaker 2: able top that episode. It was test from Mcloud's daughters.
Speaker 2: That's fucking huge for me.
Speaker 1: Oh, put so much prepped into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I could tell that you were very dressed
Speaker 2: to that episode because you told them like, oh, we'll
Speaker 2: get you on at this exact time, this exact time,
Speaker 2: and we were running a bit late, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, he's so distracted. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Fucking test McCloud pops up, Oh my god. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: there was one more seawn from short Snacks.
Speaker 1: Here. Yeah, that was a good emphasise. That was a
Speaker 1: great episode. Yeah, and then you forgot my birthday.
Speaker 2: That doesn't happened.
Speaker 1: It's just a joke. We don't know each other's birthdays.
Speaker 2: We've all established for September thirty, Yeah, and mine is four.
Speaker 1: That's Jenna July twenty fifth.
Speaker 2: Yes, totally totally, yeah, totally totally sorry though the engage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me listening right now. I'm bored. B this
Speaker 1: is the out of my brain.
Speaker 4: This is the bored ship lift totally totally, totally totally notice.
Speaker 1: That most of them.
Speaker 2: You can hear me talking in the back.
Speaker 1: I much bore you the.
Speaker 4: Most, totally totally, totally totally yeah, totally totally because yeah,
Speaker 4: totally totally totally that's you.
Speaker 1: You're boring me, totally totally totally Jenna, Jenna got one in.
Speaker 1: My favorite part is how disengaged I am. But Jenna,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm clearly we have different interests. Fuck, I apologize.
Speaker 1: There's not much I can do. Yeah, well maybe what
Speaker 1: would you like me to start? But I've got nothing
Speaker 1: else to say? Just not speaking? I could try that.
Speaker 1: That is the other option.
Speaker 2: I can turn my to be really bizarre. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: is he fucking stroking out on me?
Speaker 1: What the fun to turn my radio? Fill her brain off?
Speaker 1: And now on is just if I don't have anything
Speaker 1: to say, I'm not going to speak. I want some drink.
Speaker 1: So now I'm just saying whatever, I want some drink.
Speaker 1: I want some drink. Son says said, oh, if you
Speaker 1: had some drink, but she means alcoholic drink to her,
Speaker 1: is alcoholic for the drink. She also doesn't know my name,
Speaker 1: so she still remembers my alcoholism though your alcoholism. No,
Speaker 1: she thinks I am alcoholic whenever I'm I'm tired, and
Speaker 1: have you been on the drink? She also says, what
Speaker 1: was she confusing you for? She just doesn't know who
Speaker 1: I am? Right, she did. This is the dementia chat again.
Speaker 1: She goes, you're the one with the show. Well, that's correct,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I'm glad. She remembers, you know, my
Speaker 1: success is over my childhood memories and my name. That's
Speaker 1: quite nice. It's something the one with the show with
Speaker 1: the show, And she went, you've you've grown in all
Speaker 1: the wrong places.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's quite deep when you think about it, in all
Speaker 2: the wrong places.
Speaker 1: Your ech totally lies more fables, Yeah, fables. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is hard without you speaking your thoughts, just your face.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I bored, like I said, can I
Speaker 2: tell you something I noticed the other day? This is
Speaker 2: completely I don't know where nothing to do with anything
Speaker 2: that's fine. You know how certain names when they shorten it,
Speaker 2: they add an S to the end.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? So like hear it kiss?
Speaker 2: Everyone used to call Jackie, oh, Jack's. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: where's the S coming from? Why are some names it acceptible?
Speaker 1: Ad an s? And I have a theory, Well, because
Speaker 1: her name is Jackie is already cutesy, right, It's like
Speaker 1: Mickey Jackie. You can't add a why to it, but.
Speaker 2: They instead it's jack for sure, it's Jack's. And like
Speaker 2: some people I've heard people say, instead of Rebecca, they'll go,
Speaker 2: oh becks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like with Jacinda, who I work with, we
Speaker 3: call her Jack's.
Speaker 1: You're kidding. Why can't we do it?
Speaker 2: Why can we do it with some names? Mitch, that
Speaker 2: doesn't work, mich Like, why can't we be like Derek's, Yeah, Mitch, Paul's, Jennie.
Speaker 1: Patrick's. Yeah, that's so true. Clint Clints, Clint, oh, Clint, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm swallowing Clin come over here, Clints. That's the point.
Speaker 1: I don't have an answer for.
Speaker 2: Calling my friend Nick Nicks Nicks works.
Speaker 1: Thanks for dinner, Nicks. Yeah, that's nice. I think it
Speaker 1: just works for some people in the same token. Why
Speaker 1: the fuck do we call Robert Barb grow up? I
Speaker 1: don't know there's other one.
Speaker 3: There's an there, I guess, And like Elizabeth is Beth
Speaker 3: totally Caitlyn be Beth's Beth lises.
Speaker 1: I told you I was gonna be the lyrious today.
Speaker 1: You are a little That is so funny to me.
Speaker 1: Was adding an S to be on someone's name for
Speaker 1: no good reasons? Shall we wrap the show? Then, Kyle's?
Speaker 1: That doesn't work. I just told you that I'm having
Speaker 1: so much fun, and you go, well, we better wrap.
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: You know what it is? I think it's when it's
Speaker 1: an X, it's actually not a an S. It's an EX.
Speaker 2: But where's the EX in Jackie?
Speaker 1: Well, it's not, it's but the sound is in a
Speaker 1: C S. It's X. It's Jack's. Okay, so it couldn't
Speaker 1: be an X correct. Nick's works, but you couldn't do kyleaks,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So it's actually the K Yeah,
Speaker 1: correct Roderick's.
Speaker 2: There's actually not many fucking names and in with Ah
Speaker 2: Brox with age with k Sorry, guys, are we still
Speaker 2: on the show?
Speaker 1: It's happened? Do you think we're going to be sued
Speaker 1: by Coke Cox Hope not Jax. Do you want to
Speaker 1: coax Jacks? Jack's cokess Marx? Why did I not think
Speaker 1: of Mark? It's my fucking brother's name. It's my dad's
Speaker 1: name to my middle name. Oh is that really? No?
Speaker 1: I think I don't think you had Mark? Sorry, my
Speaker 1: initial spell Mark. It's my third name. Okay, the Mitchell, Allan,
Speaker 1: Robert Churan, Alan's my grandfather, Roberts my grandfather. How are
Speaker 1: you not talking? Do you prefer it? Yeah? I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here because I need to go to
Speaker 1: Clark's Rubber. Yeah. Why doesn't it apply to businesses? Why
Speaker 1: is it just names?
Speaker 2: What if we did the opposite hungry Jack?
Speaker 1: Yes, this is terrible.
Speaker 2: No, no taking the X sound, but getting rid of
Speaker 2: the S element. So like, oh, can you help me
Speaker 2: lift this box?
Speaker 1: Why that's so hilarious? Someone sent me a pack. I
Speaker 1: need to do my tat hack the quick Brown Fox
Speaker 1: jumped over Brown fans. Oh, it's a real shame. What
Speaker 1: happened between you and your eck? Well done? Who's your
Speaker 1: favorite friend? Star? Oh? Courtney Cock should do in my
Speaker 1: head on my mattla bok the bunk blocks. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have chicken pox, just one, just to show me how
Speaker 1: there it is. I can said on, can you pass
Speaker 1: me the cord? What's that dish called when you have
Speaker 1: salmon on a bagel? I actually don't know. Trust me,
Speaker 1: there'll be people that are laughing. Right. It's called locks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a foodie. Do you take amic? Sorry? No? Amic?
Speaker 2: Oh fucking hell?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mitchell, don't turn around. You're gonna freak out. Well, well,
Speaker 1: we're in Jurassic well today, so behind you is a
Speaker 1: t wreck wreck Oh my god, you're which, aren't you? Jenna?
Speaker 1: You put a heck on me.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be more.
Speaker 1: No, I'm having so much fun. I just got a
Speaker 1: text from my EP saying, are you recording the world's
Speaker 1: longest podcast? Yes?
Speaker 2: We are not to fleck, but we're quite popular. Actually anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm real horny. I'm gonna go home and have seck.
Speaker 1: That's a good bundle end up sick. No, I'm with
Speaker 1: you on that. I'd kill for some sick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, I can smell it
Speaker 2: on you. You've been having sick. Oh you're it's actually
Speaker 2: coming to now, your grace, come in. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: We can't stop.
Speaker 1: We will we muhumm, you can talk. I can talk,
Speaker 1: but you can you can talk into this. Hello, this
Speaker 1: is Grace everyone.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: No, I was just finishing, wondering if we had an
Speaker 1: e t A on finishing. We can do it right now.
Speaker 1: We are taking the No, it's it's actually fine. I
Speaker 1: am yours. We just legally need to do some some
Speaker 1: work keeping. No, no, I'm coming back and we hope
Speaker 1: this are you.
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