Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Last two shows, some offs, then we're on finn Ay
Speaker 2: two week break in two days time, finally heading back
Speaker 2: to see my mom and dad after three long years.
Speaker 2: It's amazing really, so many birthdays, so many moments you've
Speaker 2: missed out on, but amazing that we're able to fly
Speaker 2: me reunited with relatives, whether I saw interstate now or
Speaker 2: different countries. So yeah, I am so excited. I refuse
Speaker 2: to get really excited until the plane actually lands, because
Speaker 2: that's just the way it's been. You can't actually believe
Speaker 2: I'm actually going to get on there and land in London,
Speaker 2: then go and.
Speaker 3: See my mom and dad.
Speaker 2: And I'm literally going to go into the kitchen to
Speaker 2: see my mom and she's still got the same kettle
Speaker 2: from when we're king. It's this knackled old kettle. So
Speaker 2: many times I said I'll get you a new one,
Speaker 2: She's like, no, no, no, I don't remind me of making
Speaker 2: cups of tea for you for when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I cannot wait to go back. I love
Speaker 2: life here is this is home, but it is kind
Speaker 2: of that'll always be that always be home as well.
Speaker 3: I've got I've very lucky. I've got two homes.
Speaker 2: So anyway, when I go back Saturday, right seeing a
Speaker 2: lot of family and obviously they're going to go you know,
Speaker 2: what's Australia been like? You know, and I've only been
Speaker 2: back once since almost moving here.
Speaker 3: Four years ago. So I want to take some stuff back.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to be seeing my sister and
Speaker 2: her four sons, you know, my mom and dad, and
Speaker 2: I want to show them the very best of Australia.
Speaker 2: So in my suitcase, I want to take some Australian
Speaker 2: wanders back with me.
Speaker 3: He's coming from the this is good with his suitcase
Speaker 3: full of wonder, with a.
Speaker 2: Suitcase one days come from the land of down Under
Speaker 2: with his suitcase full of wonder altogether. Now he's coming, Yeah,
Speaker 2: suitcase suitcase. I'm going to be playing this from my
Speaker 2: phone as I will walk off the plane early hours
Speaker 2: of Saturn Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: Be proud.
Speaker 4: This is torture with this suit case for love wonder.
Speaker 2: And the question is what is in that suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 2: What is in the suitcase of wonder? What showcase is
Speaker 2: the very best of Australia?
Speaker 3: What should I have in there? Rio, give me one item.
Speaker 4: Chicken salt to chicken salt. We've got very we have
Speaker 4: it there, okay, not chi can salt.
Speaker 3: Patsy forget what plates.
Speaker 2: Actually that's the same sort of service would have got
Speaker 2: from Jackie Boy, who you wom with a seat so
Speaker 2: well done?
Speaker 3: You need to eat Swanston straight where they've got all
Speaker 3: those souvenir shops and get some of those boomerangs with
Speaker 3: the pint pinte.
Speaker 4: What that's not that's worse than chick.
Speaker 3: That's not.
Speaker 2: Oh Christian, what when he shows the rich diversity, what
Speaker 2: about a hat with corks on it?
Speaker 3: Says? Good? I cop I'm not doing that, know how whatsoever.
Speaker 2: No, I'm asking This is why we need to ask them.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three. You'll be
Speaker 2: more help today. What is going in that suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 2: Suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 3: I know a song about that.
Speaker 4: He's coming from the lond Under.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 2: I'm no bad from down under with his suitcase for
Speaker 2: love one all right, I wonder what's in the suitcase?
Speaker 3: A gimmy d because rubbish and rio crap from patch.
Speaker 3: I'm oh guys well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So heading back to Britain, back to London two days time,
Speaker 2: after three years. I want to take in my suitcase
Speaker 2: some stuff that shows my family the very best of Australia.
Speaker 3: What should be in there? Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four.
Speaker 2: Three Christian one about some fine Australian red wines. Yes,
Speaker 2: I will be loading up with those. That's just to
Speaker 2: get me to the airport. So let's go to Tony.
Speaker 5: Good morning, How are you, Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good, big tea. What should I what should I
Speaker 3: take back?
Speaker 5: Definitely?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know what that is? A good idea? Actually? Yeah?
Speaker 5: A red one? Yeah, traditional color?
Speaker 3: Yeah, normally yellow ones? No, not the yellow one, gotcha.
Speaker 3: I might do this.
Speaker 2: Actually because over stubby with my sister down at a
Speaker 2: farm and share her four boys are all big old
Speaker 2: farm lads, so I might actually introduce them to the
Speaker 2: finer arts of Ossie rules.
Speaker 3: I think they'd like that, actually, Tony, great idea, Thank
Speaker 3: you very much? You cool? No, thank you, bye, Kathy.
Speaker 3: Let's just wait here as long as we can. Hello.
Speaker 3: Yeah there you blink first, Kathy?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: How you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Kathy? Yes? And what should I take back?
Speaker 7: Well? We go over season a regular basis and we've
Speaker 7: done the crappy near sevenir shops a little klo.
Speaker 3: You might have seen Patsy down loading up.
Speaker 7: Oh damn it. But what we've done and every time
Speaker 7: we go back they've got pride of place in all
Speaker 7: of our willows homes is. We go down to Dick
Speaker 7: Market and there's a couple of people there that do
Speaker 7: the most amazing photos of Melbourne in and around Melbourne,
Speaker 7: and they're about a four they're already mounted and we
Speaker 7: pick up those the notion needed to put into your suitcase.
Speaker 7: We've also got. They're absolutely stunning and our willows love them.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great idea, Cathy, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for that one.
Speaker 7: Okay, take care, have fun.
Speaker 3: I will thank you.
Speaker 2: Uh, your generation don't care for photos.
Speaker 3: Take a tech top? Should I? Tony Tony's back?
Speaker 5: No, this is the Tony, not the.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because you'll be seeing your parents and they've got that
Speaker 5: lovely family long lived teapot. Yeah, get them a set
Speaker 5: of silver teaspoons with locations on the top, you know,
Speaker 5: the collected teaspoons.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know about these box it genuine My
Speaker 2: mum loves teaspoons and teatowels.
Speaker 3: Anything for the teaspoons.
Speaker 5: Teaspoons.
Speaker 4: You can take teatowls you love from work. Remember you
Speaker 4: stole a bunch of teatawl bring.
Speaker 2: Them back the color. Hey, if you want a long
Speaker 2: career here you keep quiet? Sorry about this, Tony, No,
Speaker 2: tea spoons are real. Yeah, Tony, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2: I go get some after the show.
Speaker 6: Perfect.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Tony was the original Tony by the way, tone Look,
Speaker 2: get your tea spoon on. Maybe we should make some
Speaker 2: special for the fourth anniversary of the show in anniversary
Speaker 2: tea spoons.
Speaker 3: You know that would make me proud of as an Englishman.
Speaker 2: That if anyone could make a special what they call
Speaker 2: it ememorative tea spoon. Yes, for four years of the
Speaker 2: show in June. Should we still be employed by then,
Speaker 2: let's mark that miracle giving away tea spoots Michael Hi
Speaker 2: Christian and Mickey Boy. Okay, what should I take back?
Speaker 3: Hang on? Let me play the song suitcase for the
Speaker 3: Wonder guys?
Speaker 2: This suitcase, Michael, what's in that suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 3: My friend?
Speaker 5: How about a showbag from the show Scared.
Speaker 7: They're a uniquely Aurelian product.
Speaker 2: It's just better than the Oscars bag, isn't it, of
Speaker 2: all those multimillion dollar.
Speaker 3: Prices, A good old show bag? You're right?
Speaker 4: Which one Michael Bertie Beetle, Oh.
Speaker 5: I mean Bertie Beadle probably is the most famous one here.
Speaker 1: But my work the showbag dot come to AU and
Speaker 1: we don't sell that one.
Speaker 3: Well, hey, listen, Melbourne, what a great way to.
Speaker 2: Christian take one of my fall live trucks back faultless
Speaker 2: of Melbourne dot com?
Speaker 3: DoD Are you very sneaky? Michael has off of that?
Speaker 3: All right? So here's what I already do know.
Speaker 2: So keep the cools coming with your various ideas like
Speaker 2: special teaspoons net. But the real big thing I will
Speaker 2: be loading up on because I think there's some awesome
Speaker 2: ones here is sweets.
Speaker 3: Where do you begin thinking?
Speaker 5: What ones are you taking?
Speaker 3: But that's a question. I mean that's how radio works.
Speaker 4: Well, Tin Tams obviously, yeah, because they're foreign to the
Speaker 4: British people. We have the penguin, which is infurior.
Speaker 3: I have to say on that, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I do think that Tim Tam is better actually, so
Speaker 2: I will take back some Tim Tams. But again, what
Speaker 2: flavor there's about eight hundred different flames.
Speaker 7: Oh you could have got the double chalk.
Speaker 2: Yeah else yeah, okay, so double chalk. What are the
Speaker 2: chocolates and sweets? I'm going to take that. You know
Speaker 2: I love my Wittakers chocolates as well.
Speaker 3: They are so good. That coconut, that one is a winner.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jody, thank you very much your text, Christian Violet Crumble.
Speaker 2: I already got some of that. I got some of
Speaker 2: the other day. Can't beat Violet Crumble. And thank you
Speaker 2: Jody for addressing your text the right way. Suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 2: Wonder you say, I know a song about that.
Speaker 4: He's from then Under.
Speaker 2: It's coming from the landown under with his suitcase for wonder.
Speaker 2: What is in that suitcase of wonder? To show the
Speaker 2: very best of this fine great Southern land. I just
Speaker 2: heard Rio very politely but firmly, tell a man we'd
Speaker 2: run out of time.
Speaker 3: Oven gloves, gloves, gloves. Pommy has been boning their hands
Speaker 3: for generations.
Speaker 2: I wish someone would bring us some ovengloves. Sherry, Sherry,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 3: Sherry? Is it oven gloves?
Speaker 6: No? Teter like pajamas.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my wife and kids love those.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'll get some an original Tim Tams, because you
Speaker 7: do have to show how inferior the penguin is.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's a bit of a tone. What there always is.
Speaker 5: Comes from Manchester.
Speaker 2: Manchester, you always ready to kick off, you loot.
Speaker 3: And Peter and his and the pajamas is a great idea.
Speaker 5: They love them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the only thing is then go in that store.
Speaker 3: What's that sickly smell? It's the vanilla is gorgeous. No, no,
Speaker 3: they you're.
Speaker 2: On purpose because it's like catnet for ladies, but for
Speaker 2: man for man.
Speaker 3: What a man man? Oh man, you're weakening my manness.
Speaker 1: My balls will drop off.
Speaker 3: Pajamas let's go too too much?
Speaker 2: Sorry guys, since my birthday, little bit giddy. Just the
Speaker 2: lack of love that the team.
Speaker 3: Bloody cord guy Marta, Donna, Good morning Donna, Hi Donna.
Speaker 3: And what should be in that suitcase of wonder?
Speaker 6: Anything from Darryl Lee. Daryl Lee Chocolates are Australian owned
Speaker 6: business and they are the best.
Speaker 3: Agree, Yeah, gorgeous chokers? Which one should I go? For?
Speaker 6: All of them?
Speaker 3: Any limits of the wheat bankers? You need the.
Speaker 5: Peanut brittle, that.
Speaker 6: The chocolate coated licoricea grape. But there's also a factory
Speaker 6: outlet down in roval a.
Speaker 4: Factory outlet for chocolate.
Speaker 6: Come on, yes, have a big chocolate outlet down at
Speaker 6: roval On, Morlington Row.
Speaker 2: Enough factory outlet work, I'll get absolutely have gloves.
Speaker 3: All right, Donna, thank you very much, she called Kerry.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Kerry Christen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so what you're going to be taking over
Speaker 7: is Milo.
Speaker 3: Good idea Milo in England, but we have a hot
Speaker 3: chocolate equivalent. This is.
Speaker 7: Get how to eat bananas and how you use it?
Speaker 3: Take that back, won't.
Speaker 5: Everyone takes it with milk, but my best way is
Speaker 5: to sprinkle it over vanilla ice cream and then mix
Speaker 5: it in till it's all.
Speaker 3: Love that that's a great idea. I will. I will
Speaker 3: do that and that's what I do with it. Kerry,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for tips. You're welcome anyone calling
Speaker 3: through about nothing.
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