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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini along.

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Speaker 2: With Jackie Oh.

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Speaker 3: Our next case is one half of them number one

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Speaker 3: radio duo in the country.

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Speaker 1: The boys come in in a strong forty second place.

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Speaker 1: When he's not talking to all the guests.

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Speaker 3: That Will and wood he wants to talk to, he's

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Speaker 3: partying up on a yacht with the rest of the guests.

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Speaker 3: That Will and wood he want to talk to.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show. The owner of the Golden

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Speaker 1: Mic himself.

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Speaker 3: It's King cal Sumberlance.

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Speaker 2: Yes, God, I feel like I'm on Geordie Shore or

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Speaker 2: something that sounds like a great voiceover.

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Speaker 1: That's l J from she is. She is from the

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Speaker 1: Jeordie Show. She's from Northern England, so you can't have.

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Speaker 2: He was on the Jordi Show show.

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Speaker 1: Plan No, no, no no, that was a hard show.

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Speaker 3: She does piss in pop plans, but she wasn't on

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Speaker 3: the show for.

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Speaker 2: You know what a lot of girls do, the sneaky

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Speaker 2: piss on the pop plant or the sneaky Chanda in

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Speaker 2: the pop plant. And they're at clubs, right, I've actually

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Speaker 2: heard you.

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Speaker 3: Y's the queue The queue in the bathroom's too long,

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Speaker 3: so they find a little pot plan, do the business

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Speaker 3: and then move on.

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Speaker 2: But is that not shocking to you to know that

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Speaker 2: when we were out there trying to put on our

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Speaker 2: best little peacock moves for the girls, they're taking a

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Speaker 2: slash in the pot plan and here we are trying

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Speaker 2: to put on our best face and best dance moves.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean by I don't have best face? Ky,

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Speaker 3: I wasn't putting makeup on when I was clubbing.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean not makeup? Not makeup, just our

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Speaker 2: best faith making.

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Speaker 1: You're making a play I'm not talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not one of these new non binary

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Speaker 2: makeup where I can't. I do it a bit for TV,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not in my own time. Actually that's not true.

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Speaker 2: I did a bit of boy George impersonating when I

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Speaker 2: was fourteen. Oh wow, Oh, Mum was very worried for

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Speaker 2: a while there.

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Speaker 1: Hey Kyle, it's it's Maca's fiftieth birthday and I know

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Speaker 1: that you had a part recently on the Harbor to

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Speaker 1: celebrate your big five. Oh can you run us through it?

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Speaker 1: Apparently the guest list was pretty wild.

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Speaker 2: What Arnie Jill and Arnie Pauline, They got these North

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Speaker 2: Queenslander was good, like, well, you know there, you know

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Speaker 2: I've got you know, close friends. Guy wasbash was there.

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Speaker 2: Samanta Jade sung, which was really well. She's I was

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Speaker 2: on the front of the boat and then they're like,

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Speaker 2: here's a big guest and Samanta Jake comes out and

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Speaker 2: I thought, oh, you'll sing a song and then two songs.

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Speaker 2: Three songs, Okay, three songs. See that's good. Like eight

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Speaker 2: songs later, I'm thinking, okay, this is she had dancers

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Speaker 2: and the funniest thing at the because you know how

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Speaker 2: she played Colie Minogue on that movie and she looks

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Speaker 2: very Kylie Arnie Pauline, who I was talking about before

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Speaker 2: she goes grabs me shoes. I can't. I don't believe

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Speaker 2: you've got Kylie Mino.

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Speaker 1: Is she a victim of age or or or a

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Speaker 2: I think the whole family was quite well behaved and

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Speaker 2: they had all their best clothes on, like clothes I've

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Speaker 2: never even seen them in before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, how many family? This is a side of

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Speaker 1: you that we don't hear about. How many family? That's

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Speaker 1: the story far north Queensland, did you say, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They're from all up and down Queensland. It's very hard

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Speaker 2: Queensland Ago, there's no punctuation. There's not even a gap

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Speaker 2: between the words. When John sounds like that, mate, I

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Speaker 2: was up there though. I spent a lot of my

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Speaker 2: early radio years and you know, jaunting around towns and

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Speaker 1: Right, I did not know that.

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Speaker 2: You know, that's where I started in Townsville, absolute asshole

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Speaker 4: What you were?

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Speaker 2: You were?

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Speaker 1: All the place was no.

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Speaker 2: You know what it's full of. It's a military town,

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Speaker 2: nightclubs in Townsville and everyone was a military guy. So

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Speaker 2: So are the nightclubs. And I was one of those

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Speaker 2: little hip hop dancing kids that you know, could do

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Speaker 2: there cutting thick like mc hammer and everyone else is

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Speaker 2: standing around, military guys all dressed to say, looking at me,

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Speaker 2: going what that? That is a wild image? You cutting? Yes,

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Speaker 2: we're all young ones.

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Speaker 3: Have you still got a few moves though, Kyle? You

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Speaker 3: know at the yacht party at the fiftieth, were you

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Speaker 3: cutting the rug there?

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Speaker 2: No, I've mentioned the rugg at once.

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Speaker 1: I myself.

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Speaker 4: Hey, we've got more with Carl Sandlanz right on, next

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Speaker 4: on non filing by Carl Sandlanz is joining the boys

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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you Now Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Another but so you turned fifty recently. We're celebrating fifty

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Speaker 1: years of MACS as well. But I know one part

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Speaker 1: of turning fifty as well is starting to turn your

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Speaker 1: attention towards your will. You're going to bequeath to other people.

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Speaker 1: What's the process there? Who's who's on the will? What

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Speaker 1: have you got to give away? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Plenty?

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Speaker 1: What's what's the most testing item like, Oh god, who

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Speaker 1: do I want to give this to someone that I

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that doesn't exist. I want to give money

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Speaker 2: away to listen it. Oh what really? Yeah, I want

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Speaker 2: to carve out a big slice. And and so obviously

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Speaker 2: you know they'll play if I die. When I die,

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Speaker 2: they'll obviously for a week to play eulogy is. Everyone

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Speaker 2: will wear black checks, you'll be in the veil and

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Speaker 2: even squeeze the last of the toothpaste out of it.

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Speaker 2: I want to I want to give away like a

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Speaker 2: million dollars or something, you know, food whoever, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: really milk it. Whoever wears black for a year, we'll

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Speaker 2: get a million. I don't I haven't figured out the ultimate.

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Speaker 1: Carl Sandalan's challenge, but I mean, I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me how much you've got to give away?

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Speaker 1: What's the What have you got to give away? How

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Speaker 1: many how many roles have you got?

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Speaker 2: Motorbikes, diamonds?

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Speaker 1: How many cars? Were?

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Speaker 4: Arms?

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Speaker 2: Firearms?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? How many? How many guns have

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Speaker 2: I've got a couple of handguns and a couple of

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Speaker 2: shotguns owned. Everyone don't come around my.

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Speaker 3: So rattling and holds that up because you're on the

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Speaker 3: farm your car, so you just go out into the

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Speaker 3: farm with the pump action. And I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know, I've never discharged it obviously my house.

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Speaker 1: That's for those things.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've got a license. Yeah, what do you

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Speaker 2: think I'm going to talk about some unlicensed fire? I

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Speaker 4: You're a pretty naughty boycott a few question marks coming

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Speaker 4: at me from outside to clarify all of this, particularly

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Speaker 4: give and I just asked for the shutdown as well.

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Speaker 2: As much as I'm licensed, I'm not. I can't speak

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Speaker 2: on behalf of other people that might be around me

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Speaker 2: from time to time. I don't know if everyone's quick,

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Speaker 2: that's real.

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Speaker 1: But how many people are rocking up with guns at

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Speaker 1: your house? If you I feel like you've got like

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Speaker 1: it's like the sixteen hundreds there where it's like all right,

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Speaker 1: hand over your firearms at the door, your weapons, the sort.

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Speaker 2: Of gentlemen arms back. No, No, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 2: It's like, but you know, I'm not, you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to. When I was on sixty minutes, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you guys saw a car Stefanovy, what

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Speaker 2: a bloody stitch up. This guy is he's my mate too,

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Speaker 2: so I've had a go at him, but he goes, oh,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the firearms range in Los Angeles and

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Speaker 2: like you can shoot off and some guns. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, we'll go shooting. He's like yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: as if he's going to do it as well. But

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Speaker 2: I pulled out this giant desert eagle thing, which is

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Speaker 2: the biggest gun you ever seen handguns. I'm shooting it

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Speaker 2: on sixty minutes and then Carl's like, oh, looking to

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Speaker 2: the camera, like oh, it's terrifying. He never shot a thing,

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Speaker 2: never even intended to. And it makes me look like

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Speaker 2: some trum loving firearm Roll Royce driving maniac.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is.

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Speaker 2: Down. What's the issue going? Yeah? Shoot around the.

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Speaker 1: Fact, pretty good profile. I would have thought, great stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, at the end of my god, I've just realized

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Speaker 2: I should live in Texas. I shouldn't be here.

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Speaker 4: Did you get along.

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Speaker 3: I think I think they'd take you.

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Speaker 1: I think they'd take absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I think they were hey. And by the way, the

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Speaker 2: only reason I'm on here, it's not because I love

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Speaker 2: you guys, but I don't know what's happened to Ronald

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Speaker 2: over at McDonald's And I thought, why, why do you

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Speaker 2: want me to talk about your fiftieth birthday? And I

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Speaker 2: thought was They were like, oh, you're fifty, and then

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'll do it. And I realized

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Speaker 2: what happened to Ronald and all those guys.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't age either, like for fifty. No offense to you, Carl,

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Speaker 3: but g ronalds looking good at fifty, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: Ronald's looking exactly the same as he looked. It's a

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Speaker 2: little import of what do you like Ronald to come back?

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Speaker 2: Like an episode of you know, Beauty and the Geek

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Speaker 2: would have made Ronald over. So Ronald comes out with

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Speaker 2: all school clothes and wicked like mullets and rather than

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Speaker 2: the Paul handsome the hair cut of getting around the

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Speaker 2: last fifty years.

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Speaker 1: Oh ky well mate, thank you, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for joining us celebrating fifty years of macas. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea where those guys are. The other one is Grimace,

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Speaker 1: who we've forgotten about that.

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Speaker 2: Weird purple referring a big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, grim I think you might have eaten his

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Speaker 1: last hamburger, he was thanks thanks for joining us, mate.

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Speaker 1: Have you fifty hours? Well, it's been a pleasure. Enjoy

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Speaker 1: the hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to