Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot. Some thinkings make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: Bring Pikes, nurseries, what murcury pikes, p y k e
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Speaker 1: Heay as in kill Hey?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? Wood?
Speaker 5: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good time.
Speaker 6: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 5: Don't forget who he is?
Speaker 1: Michu and oh for ninety two? Who welcome me?
Speaker 5: Darland? Don't you remember?
Speaker 1: Sorry you had a brain moment you I thought it
Speaker 1: was mushaget. He's sitting opposite me with that long pony jail.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Okay, gorgeous.
Speaker 5: It's actually in a while since you've had to give
Speaker 5: me your heads up and say I'm having a bad
Speaker 5: brain day. Fyi, Yeah, you've been having good brain days.
Speaker 1: No, I just told you once and it never ended.
Speaker 1: Oh you perpetual brain day. No, I've been good. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm vitamins and I've been walking and I find
Speaker 1: that helps. Sleep helps when I get good sleep. My
Speaker 1: memory is good.
Speaker 5: But I have a beautiful night sleep last night. That's
Speaker 5: why I feel so good today. Really weird. It's actually
Speaker 5: because my new antidepressants. I don't take it in the
Speaker 5: morning and take it at night, and they're basically they
Speaker 5: sedate you, making Dowsey. Yeah, knocks me the fuck out,
Speaker 5: quite frankly.
Speaker 1: And then what you just wake up non depressed?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh it works overnight, and it's got miners and
Speaker 5: bakers and ship yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Right and ship workers. Do you use? Your penis gets hard? Sorry,
Speaker 1: your penis gets hard because the last bills had the
Speaker 1: issue to the side effect our.
Speaker 5: Third wheel pride. Keep it generous here as always. Hello, Jenna,
Speaker 5: how are you? Are you interested? Jennita, that's very out
Speaker 5: of nowhere to ask me such a question. Dick still
Speaker 5: get hard.
Speaker 1: We did a whole episode more series of episodes about
Speaker 1: your broken penis.
Speaker 7: I am a bit curious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm curious too, especially after coming in your battle
Speaker 1: last week.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'd like to listen. Hi everyone, I sweir
Speaker 5: to god, I'm not riddled with groin issues despite what
Speaker 5: they said, how it all works, I've said, but no,
Speaker 5: that's not a side effect. If there's any depressant's celebration.
Speaker 5: Fantastic news. Yet to put it into practice, though.
Speaker 1: Well we won't be putting it anywhay really okay, So
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. If it's your first time listening,
Speaker 1: is it just me? We start the show the same
Speaker 1: way every week with two Is it just me? We
Speaker 1: call them gems? I, I j M.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Two gems every week. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 1: know mitch'es. We're actually going to do a listener bse
Speaker 1: one very soon in the show later on that just
Speaker 1: you if your will, that's right. Also, Tinder fairy Tales
Speaker 1: and Fizzes is returning. We have not only more fizzes,
Speaker 1: but of course our favorites, fairy clous.
Speaker 5: We can't get enough of this. Keep your dating horror
Speaker 5: stories coming. I wont to know how you've embarrassed yourself
Speaker 5: on a date at some point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we want the embarrassing story and stuff that
Speaker 1: you've done. Everyone's going, well, he was bad because of this?
Speaker 1: On up to your own shit.
Speaker 5: And I'll tell my embarrassing stories.
Speaker 1: Working Penis. It'll be fantastic. We also have some Tinder
Speaker 1: Gold memberships to give away. So that's all. Later in
Speaker 1: the show, shall we kick things off? Should I go first?
Speaker 5: You go first? Shody?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go for a Remember Shody, Punchbaggy Yellow God existed?
Speaker 5: Does it just mean that time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What's yours?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 5: Go on, I'll do my prob the show. Is it
Speaker 5: just me? When the hell did bouldering become a thing?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: Is that that rock climbing thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh that so.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it's been a thing for a while, but
Speaker 5: I feel like it's only just starting to become like
Speaker 5: the new health craze that everyone's giving a crack. It's
Speaker 5: basically rock climbing, but you don't have any harnesses or
Speaker 5: any safety strapping stuff like, you just climb up but
Speaker 5: they don't go too high and then there's matts to
Speaker 5: fall on. Yeah right, And I'd never heard of this.
Speaker 5: Hayden boulders, Oh of course he does. There you go
Speaker 5: with with.
Speaker 1: His straight friends and he goes, babe, I'm bouldering.
Speaker 5: He has straight friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with his heterosexual friends.
Speaker 5: From you, I know what straight means. I'm just I'm
Speaker 5: still shocked.
Speaker 1: He has more straight friends than I do. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: goes boldering all the time, and then he comes home
Speaker 1: and I gotta hug him and he doesn't want touch
Speaker 1: me because he's got callouses on.
Speaker 5: His God reminds me of when had to put the
Speaker 5: weird sticky thing on your hand before he pole dancing
Speaker 5: and like make your hands all like clay, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: but I've never heard of his crab And I found
Speaker 5: out because I used to go to Pillarate's every Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Of course with my friend Nina. We made a thing
Speaker 5: of it. Sometimes go get a stint to get the
Speaker 5: RSL after Pallati. It was beautiful Tuesday night tradition. When
Speaker 5: Lockdown finished in Sydney, I said hello, Nina, would you
Speaker 5: like to go back to Pillarti's again? And she goes, oh, no, sorry,
Speaker 5: I'm going to start doing bouldering. I'm going to give
Speaker 5: it a go. As though I knew what that is,
Speaker 5: and it's something that everyone will eventually give a go.
Speaker 5: I don't think I will be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Sound up my alley at all.
Speaker 1: Not high on my priority listened. I always go, oh,
Speaker 1: are you going bouldering baby again today?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, we normally go to the page Wood one, but
Speaker 1: we're also going to go to the coggro one, but
Speaker 1: I don't do you want to try the rock down one?
Speaker 5: How we fuck it? I feel like you'd actually get
Speaker 5: bored of the one bouldering joint after a while, because
Speaker 5: the rocks are in the same place. Like a lot
Speaker 5: of people say that they like it because it's like
Speaker 5: a puzzle, which is all the more reason as to
Speaker 5: why I think it's stupid. I hate puzzles. It doesn't
Speaker 5: sound like fun.
Speaker 1: And also, back in my day, rock climbing was rock climbing,
Speaker 1: of course bouldering.
Speaker 5: Now get out to Katoomba climb the Blue Mountains properly.
Speaker 1: That's right back in my day with for sisters, now
Speaker 1: only three because someone climb it all the way over one.
Speaker 5: What about you, Jenna, would you ever give bouldering and crack?
Speaker 5: You look like the type that would just, you know,
Speaker 5: give it a guy.
Speaker 7: With these nails?
Speaker 5: Oh actually per cat claws. No, that would not help.
Speaker 5: I couldn't do it. You know what, I'm going to
Speaker 5: be giving a go soon. You might like this, actually, Jenna,
Speaker 5: you know fitness class I've signed up to. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I'm going tonight actually, so we need to keep this show.
Speaker 5: Fucking Ti sound bath. Excuse me, sound bath? What's that?
Speaker 5: So it's like, you know, they bang pots and gongs
Speaker 5: and stuff and you just lie there on your mat
Speaker 5: and apparently it's're a.
Speaker 1: Nice sound bath.
Speaker 5: Sound bath.
Speaker 7: You're not in a bath.
Speaker 5: It's there on the yoga mat and it's like sound therapy,
Speaker 5: I guess. And it's fitness, well, I mean for the mine.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you really had to break it down,
Speaker 5: probably doesn't count as fitness. It's the same poliity studio
Speaker 5: I go to that are doing it, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: well it's basically exercise. If you ask me, I'm googling
Speaker 5: sound bath is a thing. Well, I'll report back and
Speaker 5: let you know.
Speaker 1: Well he's doing it. So what type of music is it?
Speaker 1: Like a tree of life vibe like real chimes and.
Speaker 5: I assume side So it's just like gongs and bowls
Speaker 5: and shit and they just kind of absorbish and the
Speaker 5: vibrations are meant to be real relaxing and whatever.
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 5: Sound bath? Bad brain day?
Speaker 1: Yes abound a three hour sound behalf four k no
Speaker 1: talking audio.
Speaker 5: Real that you videos are three hours? Okay, I'm sure
Speaker 5: this will give you some idea yeah, yeah, let's get
Speaker 5: it up. Hold on, Just imagine me lying there on
Speaker 5: me Matt, just absorbing this. I love exercise.
Speaker 1: Close my eyes on it.
Speaker 6: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: Oh it's scratching something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like rubbing the paddle in the bowl after
Speaker 5: hitting it. So it makes that noise. I don't imagine
Speaker 5: if I get carried away and start harmonizing with it.
Speaker 5: Try you, guys.
Speaker 1: I think it's opening my third eye my third eyes open.
Speaker 1: Is that what the smell is?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very much.
Speaker 10: Is this?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: It goes for three hours? Let me skip ahead.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm not doing it three hour class.
Speaker 1: No, of course, maybe they sing they bring out the
Speaker 1: drums in an hour.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, chip an hour in. It's very much the same.
Speaker 1: Skip to the final and third hour.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a deeper time. All this changes everything?
Speaker 1: What's the benefit of each Where this come from? Changes everything?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It just sounded like it would be nice. Are you
Speaker 5: going with your friend Na by yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you get hooked by a pamphlet or a TikTok?
Speaker 5: No, it's the same place that I do pilarateis at
Speaker 5: So I got an email newclass alot. I was like shit. Yes,
Speaker 5: I'm Maya.
Speaker 7: I'm very excited for you.
Speaker 5: I feel that Jennie should come along one time.
Speaker 7: I am really into this, right, I'd never.
Speaker 5: Heard of it.
Speaker 1: I like a too might come.
Speaker 5: Let's all do Nah, you couldn't handle the silence midchower.
Speaker 5: You've been trying to make bands with the bitch with
Speaker 5: the balls.
Speaker 8: Hit.
Speaker 1: I want some cereal on that have a breakfast, all right? Well,
Speaker 1: enjoy your your crystal singing, your bath, Thanks your sound bath.
Speaker 5: Hurry up and tell me what your Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is this week? I gotta go to fucking.
Speaker 1: Sound Okay, sorry, here's mine? All right, let's go.
Speaker 12: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is there nothing worse in life than having someone hand
Speaker 1: you their phone and go watch this? You'll love it?
Speaker 5: Oh? Do people not like that? No? I'm that person.
Speaker 1: I know. I had to hate to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do that a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The moment that I thought of it, I thought,
Speaker 1: that's what you do.
Speaker 5: Oh No. I sometimes take it one set further and
Speaker 5: I whack it on the Apple TV. I'm like everyone,
Speaker 5: I've got a presentation. I saw a ticktoc today.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, stop a party, just to show it. You're actually
Speaker 1: now TikTok came out. You've shown me something TikTok's that
Speaker 1: I have already seen.
Speaker 5: I got.
Speaker 1: I think I've already you know, watch it. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 5: No, actually, I will stop you there. I'm self aware
Speaker 5: enough to know that if they've already seen it, I'll
Speaker 5: just go, how good is it? I put my phone back.
Speaker 5: I don't make them suffer through it if I've already
Speaker 5: seen it.
Speaker 1: But sometimes Mitch will go to the next step and
Speaker 1: hand me the phone, then leave the room like you
Speaker 1: go hells and you'll go make you smoothie or something.
Speaker 1: He's gonna quiz me when he gets back, and I
Speaker 1: dread that, you go, what was your best?
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would do that, even.
Speaker 1: If I sat through the whole video. I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: the dread, not the video.
Speaker 5: I will forget about it. Next time I see something
Speaker 5: that might bring you joy, I'm gonna say, nop, no,
Speaker 5: not showing y'all.
Speaker 1: No, I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Both of my friends aren't good liars like you, and
Speaker 5: so I've never picked up on any indication that they're
Speaker 5: not actually appreciating when I show them. They trust my
Speaker 5: cook to taste They're like, if Mitchell find it funny,
Speaker 5: this is gonna slap No, but you lie to my face.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not doing it. Yeah I am.
Speaker 1: I am? Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: Later on we're going to be doing another round of
Speaker 5: TV Things, talking about the most awkward TV in views.
Speaker 5: But right now, I believe tests are sent in and
Speaker 5: is it just you on Instagram? Shall we hear it?
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Or?
Speaker 13: Do you get embarrassed about the speed of your windscreen wipers?
Speaker 13: Like if it's raining outside, I have to match my
Speaker 13: speed of the windscreen wipers with everyone else because I
Speaker 13: feel like if mine are going too fast, I'm overreacting.
Speaker 5: Okay, No, I don't get it to that extent. No,
Speaker 5: I never ever compare my wipers to others. Sorry. Tests test.
Speaker 1: If you're worried about the speed of someone else's wipers
Speaker 1: while you're driving through a potential rainstorm, look inwards.
Speaker 5: I feel like, now I'm going to start paying attention
Speaker 5: to that now. One thing I do hate. I noticed
Speaker 5: this the other day is when it's just kind of
Speaker 5: sprinkling yeah, and it's enough drops to obscure your vision,
Speaker 5: and yet when you turn on the blades, it's clearly
Speaker 5: not wet enough, so it just goes. It's like I
Speaker 5: need to turn them on, but they's not a heavy shower,
Speaker 5: so I'm not really getting rid of much.
Speaker 1: You know, mine actually have a factory issue that I
Speaker 1: need to get check. My max speed doesn't work. So
Speaker 1: the fastest mind, because they have order, they automatically go on.
Speaker 1: So I remember driving, I'm like, oh, the auto sense
Speaker 1: is not picking up, but it's hurricaneing. But I tried
Speaker 1: to manually do it and it doesn't go fast. My
Speaker 1: max speed is boom, oh no boom. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: have the I don't have that. Well, I've got two
Speaker 1: variations of that. Oh really good, tell them explain them.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got the same thing you do where it's
Speaker 5: through a bit that if you drop the accumulate. But
Speaker 5: then I've got another one that goes, and then I've
Speaker 5: got one that goes like it really goes to town
Speaker 5: with that ship.
Speaker 1: Not got a hold. And that's an aussy car that
Speaker 1: knows the rains high on die Japanese car, they're not
Speaker 1: used to the rain. Just smug acid, rain, acid rain?
Speaker 1: What happens in Japan? Again?
Speaker 5: I need to elaborate on absurd claims like that rain's
Speaker 5: acid in Japan.
Speaker 1: Because there's so much smug that the rain falls through it,
Speaker 1: and then the water is top sick because of the smog.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 7: Happens in places in Canada as well, does it really?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, I learn something new every day on this podcast.
Speaker 5: Don't say we don't teach you nothing.
Speaker 1: You are so right. When the little bit of rain
Speaker 1: accumulates in between the wipers, I love that moment. It's
Speaker 1: that there, it is, it's gone.
Speaker 5: I don't I'm like shoo, oh you want to get
Speaker 5: rid of it? Oh way, yes?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Yes, more useless in this life than the back
Speaker 1: wind scream wiper.
Speaker 5: Oh are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I hate it? I never use it.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Get out when four.
Speaker 5: When there's rain on my back wind screen. It's actually
Speaker 5: quite self explanatory. They come in handy because I didn't
Speaker 5: used to have one. It was really quite a problem.
Speaker 5: Couldn't see behind me.
Speaker 1: Really, I really mine. It's like the pinky toal, it's
Speaker 1: like nothing.
Speaker 5: Well, you get rid of your pinky tone and let
Speaker 5: me know how that feel, and then you can take
Speaker 5: that back.
Speaker 1: He go tests, it really is just you on this one. Sorry.
Speaker 5: Some people just drive though and don't really use wind
Speaker 5: scream wiper. It's my housemate gave me a lift the
Speaker 5: other day and I was biting my tongue for at
Speaker 5: least fifteen minutes, and then I'm like, you can I
Speaker 5: tell the fucking wipers on? Like I can't see anything,
Speaker 5: and I'm the passenger, and he goes, oh, I can
Speaker 5: see fine, the screen with covered in droplets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we scrim rapers aren't like air con. You're not
Speaker 1: saving of any petrol by not turning the mind.
Speaker 5: Yes, some people just don't notice them as.
Speaker 1: Much when the car in front of you is indicating
Speaker 1: but clearly has no intention of turning drives your biker's on, you, idiot.
Speaker 5: I feel like today's the day that Mitch finally realizes
Speaker 5: that he hates me as a person, because I also
Speaker 5: do that. I just sometimes forget, oh you leave it on.
Speaker 5: I go to merge and then the bitch doesn't actually
Speaker 5: let me in, and then I go, okay, never mind.
Speaker 5: Then I'm still indicating a few kilometers.
Speaker 1: Stuck with the blinker on. Yeah, nothing worse than cutting
Speaker 1: someone off and making such an effort, burning so much
Speaker 1: petrol that to get in front of someone and then
Speaker 1: the lights go in. Then you just end up next
Speaker 1: to each other.
Speaker 5: It's how good. Shut up.
Speaker 1: You can't relate here, Jenny. You've got no idea of passengers.
Speaker 5: What are we going to do this l plate thing
Speaker 5: with Jenna? We were saying a while ago that we're
Speaker 5: going to teach her to drive.
Speaker 1: When do you want to do it? Jenna? You have
Speaker 1: to do Mitch's car?
Speaker 5: Why why do you not trust me?
Speaker 1: In case it's raining? My windscrem wipers. Don't get a
Speaker 1: mac setting all right, Mitchell. One of our newest segments,
Speaker 1: which we're very excited for. We've had such sendings the
Speaker 1: listeners are dying for Tinder fairy Tales and physicis yea.
Speaker 5: Let's not mark around, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Tinder Tales and.
Speaker 8: Out.
Speaker 1: We launched this last week, all thanks to Tinder. If
Speaker 1: you've got a fairy tale or a fizzer you want
Speaker 1: to share with us on the show, hit us up
Speaker 1: on Instagram at a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Which is exactly what Kayla has done. Kayla, Welcome to
Speaker 5: the podcast. Hi, guys, now listen. We want to hear
Speaker 5: fizzis and fairy tales, bad dates, happy endings. I'm guessing
Speaker 5: you've got a visit to tell us.
Speaker 14: I do have a visit to tell you.
Speaker 1: Go for it, hit us.
Speaker 14: Okay, So it's happened a few months ago. It was
Speaker 14: a second date, and I offered to drive him home
Speaker 14: because he didn't even drive.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, is that a turn off
Speaker 5: for you guys that don't drive?
Speaker 14: Yeah, major and stuff. I feel like, as an adult,
Speaker 14: it's just something you should do.
Speaker 1: Again. If you can't drive a car, you can't drive
Speaker 1: my underparts. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get you.
Speaker 14: The mechanics are very similar.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, all right, keep going. What happened then?
Speaker 14: So I dropped him home. I got out the car
Speaker 14: and walked off toward the door, and he went in
Speaker 14: for a hug, but I wasn't really feeling it and
Speaker 14: he could tell, so he switched the last second to
Speaker 14: a handshake.
Speaker 5: I shake the hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 14: The thing is I didn't react in times. I was
Speaker 14: still going in for that awkward hug, and he slipped
Speaker 14: and got my boot, and once he realized he had
Speaker 14: a nice grasp on it. He committed to the handshake
Speaker 14: and just shook my.
Speaker 5: Booth in the handshake. You didn't put your hand out
Speaker 5: in time, and he shook your tits.
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty well, so he actually shook it.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm here now, I might as well be.
Speaker 1: It's a courteous thing to do.
Speaker 5: How did you react?
Speaker 14: I shook his because.
Speaker 5: So you shook his tit.
Speaker 1: That's nice a tit for a tit? How life it
Speaker 1: should be?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're still single, Kayler. That's the important question.
Speaker 14: Yes I am.
Speaker 5: Oh fabulous.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Cayler. We're gonna hit you up with a Tinder
Speaker 1: Gold membership. We'll send that out.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, you're welcome off. Let me tell you you've
Speaker 5: already got Tinder obviously, but this is like next level Tinder. Okay,
Speaker 5: so you don't have to waste any time being like, oh,
Speaker 5: I hope they match me back. Because it gives you
Speaker 5: a list of everyone that's already liked you, so you
Speaker 5: can just like take your pick. It's like a menu.
Speaker 5: What do I want to know?
Speaker 1: It gives you so much power, Kayler.
Speaker 5: It also gives you that rewind button if you change
Speaker 5: your mind because you've said no to someone and you're like,
Speaker 5: oh wait wait wait, so you can rewind and you
Speaker 5: get all the Tinder perks basically passport unlimited, likes, super
Speaker 5: likes boosting. So watch out, fellas, she's going to be
Speaker 5: a Tinder pro after this.
Speaker 1: Taylor's on the Prayer World. Done. Enjoy that.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Guys, You're welcome.
Speaker 5: That's what we do, all right, Ashley, She's up next, Ashley, Hello,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show. Hi, Ashley, Ashley Hill.
Speaker 4: Are we are good?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 1: Now? What do you have for? It's a fairy tale
Speaker 1: or a fizzer?
Speaker 14: Oh, it's a fizzar.
Speaker 12: It's one hundred percent of fizz.
Speaker 5: Another fizz are Okay? What happened?
Speaker 12: So we decided that we were going to go down
Speaker 12: and have a bit of a romantic getaway at the
Speaker 12: Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: Intend you say romantic get away in the Gold Coast? Sorry,
Speaker 5: that's a bit of a juxtaposition in itself. Is the
Speaker 5: Gold Coast romantic or it's the Gold Coast a bit skanky?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 12: No, I'm going to go with a bit skanky. I
Speaker 12: wasn't going down there to make life plans.
Speaker 14: I was going down there for a good.
Speaker 1: Time, smart, good on. Nothing romantic about SeaWorld.
Speaker 6: Is there?
Speaker 12: Absolutely? So He's like, Oh, my family are having a
Speaker 12: bit of a lunch. Would you mind if you come
Speaker 12: over and meet my family? I really want you to
Speaker 12: meet them. Everyone's going to be there.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a lunch meeting a family. I've
Speaker 5: never gotten to that stage when I'm dating someone. Is
Speaker 5: it daunting meeting the family?
Speaker 1: It's huge, right, Actually it's a big moment.
Speaker 12: Well, I thought I was in I thought this was
Speaker 12: good signs thought he was just the bes knee. He's like,
Speaker 12: I really thought this was going great. So he picks
Speaker 12: me up and I wore like a really nice white
Speaker 12: floral dress. It should have been his cleavage but not
Speaker 12: too much, and it was short but short enough I
Speaker 12: could still meet your mother in it. We started driving
Speaker 12: down the street and I'm like thinking, gee's a lot
Speaker 12: of cars.
Speaker 5: Here right right, Mitch Cherry is quite partial to a
Speaker 5: big family game.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking this sounds great to me. Time anyway.
Speaker 12: So then so then we get out of the car
Speaker 12: and he opened the door and right in front of
Speaker 12: me is this grandmother s being black sobbing, sobbing, holding
Speaker 12: this sooto Frank. We walked in. He disappears to mingle
Speaker 12: with his family, and this lovely lady puts rum around
Speaker 12: me and goes by the way. I'm really sorry for
Speaker 12: the loss of Michael. About thinking, Yeah, I was at
Speaker 12: Uncle Michael's wake.
Speaker 5: No, you were, And so this guy told you that
Speaker 5: he was going to take you to meet the family
Speaker 5: at a humble little family barbecue or something, and it
Speaker 5: was a freaking wake. And then he just ditched you
Speaker 5: at the wake.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, so I spent so I took Anny leaf
Speaker 12: of this my day. I spent the afternoon walking around
Speaker 12: with a plate of sandwiches, selling out Annie and Uncle
Speaker 12: his drink. I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 5: Wake your heads up would have been nice. Buckeyeh, there'll
Speaker 5: be a corpse at this lunch, my god. All right, Well,
Speaker 5: the most important question ash is are you still single?
Speaker 12: No, I'm married.
Speaker 5: We'll forget about it. We're keeping it out you. We're
Speaker 5: going to give you in the goal. But Nor and
Speaker 5: Jenna's got it. You had your fairy tale. Get off
Speaker 5: my shirt, thanks Ashleys, congratulations, look at her girl married
Speaker 5: now success. Let's hear a fairy tale, shall we him?
Speaker 1: Michelle. Well, she already sounds like she's got a fairy tale,
Speaker 1: she's got her life.
Speaker 5: Yeh, that's a satisfied woman.
Speaker 1: She basically sign up Michelle, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Tell us about your fairytale, your Tinder fairytale.
Speaker 9: Yes, well, about eight years ago. Well, I actually went
Speaker 9: on back on to Tinder to delete my profile. And
Speaker 9: this was a day before Valentine's Day. So I had
Speaker 9: this message on there and I thought, hmm, I'm going
Speaker 9: to read it. And it was a really sweet message,
Speaker 9: Like I just thought, oh my god, this guy is
Speaker 9: so nice.
Speaker 5: What did he say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 9: He just said, I know that I'm not in Australia
Speaker 9: and we live like thousands of miles away. I'm actually
Speaker 9: learning to speak English, and I was just wondering if
Speaker 9: we could be friends, and I, you know, I can
Speaker 9: practice my English, and I went, okay, then that's fine.
Speaker 5: You know, how do you reckon you matched him in
Speaker 5: the first place if he's not local. Did you have
Speaker 5: that Tinder passport thing or was he in Australia at
Speaker 5: one point?
Speaker 9: No, we had the passports and I didn't even know
Speaker 9: where Croasia was. I actually had to google croasia To was.
Speaker 1: Right, is it Europe? I think it is near a
Speaker 1: body of water.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I googled it and then so we arranged
Speaker 9: to talk that night. We gave each other our Skypes addresses,
Speaker 9: and then that night we talked.
Speaker 5: And how did that go? Because it already sounds like
Speaker 5: he was trying to friend zone you At first he says,
Speaker 5: can we be friends? But was there something more?
Speaker 9: I don't know, Like we just clicked. Like we talked
Speaker 9: for about nine hours and we just didn't stop talking.
Speaker 9: We just kept talking and talking. And then every day
Speaker 9: we just talked for hours and hours and hours missing
Speaker 9: on for about four months, and.
Speaker 5: You reckon, his english was pretty decent for someone who
Speaker 5: claims he needs to No, No.
Speaker 9: It wasn't so like things he said were pretty hilarious.
Speaker 9: Once instead of calling me a filthy animal, he calls
Speaker 9: me a filthy livestock.
Speaker 5: Filthy livestock. I hate to wonder what the context was
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 9: And so and then probably after about two weeks of chatting,
Speaker 9: we just clicked and he just said, oh my god,
Speaker 9: I really like you, and I went, oh my god,
Speaker 9: I really like you. How were we going to do this?
Speaker 9: His name is.
Speaker 5: Jasmine, Okay, all right, and so how did it go?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 9: And then after about four months of chatting, he just said,
Speaker 9: you know, I really wished I don't know how we're
Speaker 9: going to do this, but how are we going to meet?
Speaker 14: Like we have to meet?
Speaker 9: And I went no, And so I thought, no, damn it,
Speaker 9: I'm going to go. I'm going to go get a
Speaker 9: plane ticket and go.
Speaker 5: Over Really no, yep, wow, God, you must have felt
Speaker 5: really strongly if you're willing to do that.
Speaker 9: I was terrified, like my my family thought I was
Speaker 9: going to be human trafficked.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 9: And I said, no, I'll be fine. I'm going to
Speaker 9: book into a hotel for a few days just to
Speaker 9: make sure I'm safe. So I got on a plane
Speaker 9: and went over there. He met me at the airport.
Speaker 5: What was the first meeting?
Speaker 9: Like, yeah, I was really going to say. He come
Speaker 9: running up to me at the airport to me, kissed me,
Speaker 9: and I went and it just felt right like I
Speaker 9: just melted in his arm.
Speaker 1: Was just like, oh you know what that is right there? Yep,
Speaker 1: it's a tinder fairy tale on the show.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just picturing it sounds like it's in a movie.
Speaker 5: No you did you stay in Croatia with him?
Speaker 9: So I had a three month air ticket.
Speaker 5: Three months, he was saying there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I thought, say, you know, for a few
Speaker 9: nights in a hotel, just to make sure that I
Speaker 9: was going to be safe and not trafficked all over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you did think of a livestock after all.
Speaker 5: I can't believe your family took this beautiful love story
Speaker 5: and then put that thought in the back of your head.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 9: So after a few days in the hotel and meeting
Speaker 9: his family, I moved into his house. His family just
Speaker 9: loved me and I thought, oh my god, all these
Speaker 9: people are just so nice to me. That made me
Speaker 9: feel so welcome. Then we went out and he proposed
Speaker 9: to me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is what we call a tinder
Speaker 1: fairy to that.
Speaker 5: And so I'm guessing, because you're on the show talking
Speaker 5: about your fairy tale, that it all ended well, you
Speaker 5: got married.
Speaker 9: Yes, So before I left, we got married. Until after
Speaker 9: I got married, I had to come back home to Australia.
Speaker 9: I packed up everything and move over there for good.
Speaker 1: How beautiful it was, like, he's.
Speaker 9: The nicest person. I'm so blessed to have met him.
Speaker 7: Oh that's beautiful, and it's been eight years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eight years, all right, Michelle, that's I think that's
Speaker 1: one of our best yet.
Speaker 5: What a brilliant thanks Michelle. We'll give you a buzz
Speaker 5: back if we ever do Tinder Divorces, yeah or.
Speaker 1: Tinder True Crime. Thank you anytime, Michelle. Yeah bye, what
Speaker 1: a superstar. Michelle is all right.
Speaker 5: We're going to be doing this again next week, one
Speaker 5: last time, Tinder fairy Tales and fizzits, So let us
Speaker 5: know if you've embarrassed yourself or if you've got a
Speaker 5: fairy tale to share as well. I'm getting all gusty.
Speaker 1: I know me to hit us up on Instagram a
Speaker 1: couple of inches and we'll sive through the best. We'll
Speaker 1: get him on as well as when your self for
Speaker 1: Tinder Goldman imagining on sky for that long, I know,
Speaker 1: find a croatia for someone. She must have felt real
Speaker 1: strongly to like sit through a friggin sky call.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: Worked out for her in the end.
Speaker 5: Yes, it did good on you, Michelle. All right, now
Speaker 5: let's get into TV eatings, shall we.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Shun me on a c Now, there was a big
Speaker 5: story in a TV world last week. You might have
Speaker 5: seen it already, Matt Dorny you across this.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard bits and pieces, but I haven't read
Speaker 1: the full article. Oh really, Yeah, And I don't know
Speaker 1: the ins and outs of it. All I know is
Speaker 1: that he fucking stupidly bungled an interview with Adele of
Speaker 1: all people.
Speaker 5: Oh well, you wait till you hear the bungle, because
Speaker 5: this is kind of like a red flag for you,
Speaker 5: and then a warning of what not to do as
Speaker 5: an interviewer yourself.
Speaker 1: Hof I do for a day job.
Speaker 5: So Matt Dora And if you don't know, he's the
Speaker 5: host of Weekend Sunrise, and I think he might fill
Speaker 5: in for Koshi every Friday or something. But basically Channel
Speaker 5: seven he floats around. You probably would have seen him.
Speaker 5: He flew to London earlier this month. It's only just
Speaker 5: come out now though, but he flew to London to
Speaker 5: interview Adele. Apparently the deal with Channel seven and the
Speaker 5: record label was worth one million dollar. Channel seven paid that, yeah,
Speaker 5: to make it happen, and so he flew there and
Speaker 5: apparently in the interview, Adele asked him what he thought
Speaker 5: of the new album and at that point he admitted,
Speaker 5: I have not listened to Dell to you a new album.
Speaker 5: I have not. And that did not go down well
Speaker 5: because now they're refusing to hand over the footage that
Speaker 5: they filmed. They're basically saying, well, you're not getting your interview.
Speaker 5: Your interviewer did not prepare properly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So he got suspended from Sunrise for two weeks, which,
Speaker 5: as the weekend Sunrise host is four days off, it
Speaker 5: sounds way more dramatic when you say two weeks off.
Speaker 5: But do you know how many people would have killed
Speaker 5: for that opportunity? Oh my god, and would have taken
Speaker 5: it so seriously. I imagine how well Angela Bush it
Speaker 5: would have done. For example, Oh, she wouldn't have risked
Speaker 5: pissing Adele off because I don't know. Maybe he thought
Speaker 5: he could just wing it because he is on Sunrise.
Speaker 5: Usually their interviews are like what three to seven minutes,
Speaker 5: maybe five minutes or so. Yeah, and so he's probably
Speaker 5: used to being able to get away with just you know,
Speaker 5: winging it. I mean, do you do.
Speaker 1: That a lot? Shi classically the king of winging it,
Speaker 1: not for big interviews like if I have a duel
Speaker 1: or a fucking Elton John or all on our sex.
Speaker 1: I'll prep I'll prepare.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean, like you can get away with it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's something like that.
Speaker 5: But this was a twenty to thirty minute sit down
Speaker 5: the door and we're supposed to be doing so. How
Speaker 5: many people in the world have done that with Adele
Speaker 5: Oprah Like not many people have done that. So this
Speaker 5: is a big opportunity. And apparently this is what he's
Speaker 5: come out and said he missed the email.
Speaker 2: I flew to London to interview Adele, an unspeakable privilege
Speaker 2: and what was to be one of the highlights of
Speaker 2: my career. I made the terrible mistake of assuming we
Speaker 2: weren't to be given a preview copy of this album
Speaker 2: because our interview was airing before it was released and
Speaker 2: Adele's album was the industry's most prized secret. The day
Speaker 2: after after we landed in London, an email came through
Speaker 2: from Sony. It didn't mention Adele, but it did contain
Speaker 2: a link to her album. The genuine dead set hand
Speaker 2: on heart truth is that I missed it by an
Speaker 2: absurdly long margin. The most important email I've ever missed
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 5: Oh didn't see the email.
Speaker 1: The problem is, you know, he is a political reporter,
Speaker 1: he's not an entertainment reporter.
Speaker 5: I did think it was a weird choice. Yeah, send
Speaker 5: him to do it. I guess it's not working Monday
Speaker 5: to Friday, so we can.
Speaker 1: Do the reports on crimes and court cases, not Adele's
Speaker 1: latest album.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry the excuse that you didn't see the email,
Speaker 7: I'm not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I mean, he wasn't like, oh whatever.
Speaker 5: He was pretty mortified about it, as you would be.
Speaker 5: But someone from Pedestrian has done the maths. And because
Speaker 5: he flew direct from London, that's around a twenty three
Speaker 5: hour flight. Yeah, Jenna and I've done that. It's hell.
Speaker 5: You run out of movies to watch, you're desperate for
Speaker 5: something to listen to for mem Yes, so if had
Speaker 5: he not missed the email during that twenty three hour flight,
Speaker 5: he could have listened to the album, which is around
Speaker 5: fifty minutes in length, twenty three and a half times.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 5: A lot of people on Facebook pissed off This comment
Speaker 5: said Matt Doran's probable toxic masculinity prevented him from listening.
Speaker 5: He probably believes that as a small time Australian hack.
Speaker 5: He's on par with the World Fame's extremely talented artist.
Speaker 5: Because said artist is female. He's the personification of a
Speaker 5: privileged white man. Oh so that's the sort of backlash
Speaker 5: he's getting.
Speaker 1: Listen, you know what the worst part about this is
Speaker 1: it was a face to face. Sometimes I can win
Speaker 1: wing an interview on zoom because they don't see that
Speaker 1: off webcam. I've got the press release in front of
Speaker 1: me and I'm reading things word for word.
Speaker 5: But you've done a face to face with Lizzo. Oh my,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't have dared, just had no idea who she was.
Speaker 5: No way I would have shot myself. I would have
Speaker 5: been so terrified.
Speaker 7: And your interview didn't go for twenty to thirty minute.
Speaker 1: Now I had eight minutes with Lizzo and I was
Speaker 1: still going fucking hew, So there's really no excuse.
Speaker 5: Speaking of which, Kate Langbrook's coming on the podcast soon.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure when, maybe next week.
Speaker 1: Bolly.
Speaker 5: Have you read her book, Chow.
Speaker 1: I've seen Stippers. We talk, we talk, so she mentioned
Speaker 1: things here. We talk.
Speaker 5: Imagine if she went full of down on no no, we.
Speaker 1: Text, we tex. I think Kate will either be the
Speaker 1: type because we have what probably ten ft fteen minutes
Speaker 1: with Kate that might blow out or it might be
Speaker 1: super tight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's harder to shut her up actually about it.
Speaker 1: What do you think the situation was? Do you think
Speaker 1: Adele got to the end of the interview and went
Speaker 1: all right, we're done now, but he was fucking shit?
Speaker 1: Let me ask him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently it was right towards the end of the interview,
Speaker 5: and some people claim that she stormed out, which doesn't
Speaker 5: sound like her to me, and Matt's come out and
Speaker 5: said that's not the case.
Speaker 2: Throughout the twenty nine minutes, Adele was profound, she was funny,
Speaker 2: she was raw, and then she was honest, honest enough
Speaker 2: to describe her depression as end of the world stuff.
Speaker 2: But all that doesn't matter because by missing the album link,
Speaker 2: however I might try to justify it, I've insulted Adele.
Speaker 2: To Adele, I say, I'd never have knowingly disrespected you
Speaker 2: by deliberately not listening to your work. I am so sorry.
Speaker 2: I also apologized to Adele's Australian fans and to you
Speaker 2: our viewers, who through my have been denied this interview
Speaker 2: and the insight into her character.
Speaker 1: Poor Channel seven was they also bought the rights to
Speaker 1: the CBS special you know how she did the the
Speaker 1: Oprah one. They paid for that, so as part of
Speaker 1: the deal, Yeah, they were going to air that. Then
Speaker 1: airy interview was going to be this whole exclusive Channel
Speaker 1: seven thing. So he really fucked their whole rollout.
Speaker 7: And to make it worse for Channel seven, they had
Speaker 7: to air the whole Oprah thing a week after the
Speaker 7: US so most of us had already seen snippets of
Speaker 7: it and as a result, Lego Masters beat it.
Speaker 5: Ha. Oh my god, I did not know that. That's brilliant.
Speaker 5: But anyway, Jenna, Mitch and I thought, in light of
Speaker 5: poor old Matt Dora and we would do a top
Speaker 5: five awkward TV interviews with the top four. We got
Speaker 5: them ready, Oh, I got them ready to go. Let's
Speaker 5: start with number five. Yeah, I'm sure you would have
Speaker 5: seen this. It's a classic Courtney kardash him was on
Speaker 5: Today X throw you now that one that comes on
Speaker 5: mid morning after the.
Speaker 1: David Campbell and so Sonny Krueger.
Speaker 5: Sonya's not there anymore, but at the time, yes, David
Speaker 5: and Sonya. So she was chatting with David and Sonya
Speaker 5: And it was around the same time. Remember how armed
Speaker 5: robbers broke into Kim Kardashian in Paris. Yeah, they broke
Speaker 5: into her hotel room. Apparently today's show we're told don't
Speaker 5: bring that up, and they did. And then you can
Speaker 5: hear some rat publicist in the background telling Courtney no,
Speaker 5: don't answer that. So she's this kind of left flailing
Speaker 5: on air. Everyone thought that she was just choosing to
Speaker 5: ignore them or like pretending she couldn't hear them. But
Speaker 5: it was the rat publicist that was standing there saying,
Speaker 5: don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Did she put Courding in a really tricky spot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Apparently from what I've heard, publicists overseas they have a
Speaker 5: lot more like power than in Australia. Like what the
Speaker 5: publicist says goes Anyway, this is what happened. People of
Speaker 5: Australia and of our show.
Speaker 6: We were very.
Speaker 1: Empathetic about what happened and very sort of horrified, and
Speaker 1: so we were wondering, how is everyone going, how's Kim
Speaker 1: doing such?
Speaker 13: Um? What?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure is there someone talking to you?
Speaker 5: Yes? Sorry, sorry about that.
Speaker 15: So I just was wondering, Hello.
Speaker 5: Courtney, have you have we lost you? I'm all right,
Speaker 5: it looks like Courtney doesn't really want to go there.
Speaker 5: Oh that's see. I actually feel bad for Courtney in
Speaker 5: that situation, because I think all the headlines afterwards were, oh,
Speaker 5: Courtney snubs Aussie host, or they thought that she was
Speaker 5: just being rude by shutting down not saying anything. But
Speaker 5: it was the rat publicist, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, if you've been brief not to ask a question,
Speaker 1: you don't ask the question, especially something that big.
Speaker 5: Maybe they missed the email.
Speaker 1: Yeahs happened.
Speaker 5: Maybe I want to number four, number four Dakota Johnson
Speaker 5: Ellen at.
Speaker 1: The start of the end of Ellen Degeneral.
Speaker 5: So when Ellen was getting canceled last year, this into
Speaker 5: view with resurfaced a lot as an example of the
Speaker 5: fact that, hey, maybe Ellen's not as lovely and kind
Speaker 5: as she likes to preach. Yes, this is what happened.
Speaker 4: Happy lated birthday. When was your birthday? It was October fourth?
Speaker 5: October fourth?
Speaker 1: How was the party?
Speaker 5: I wasn't invited.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, that's not the truth. Ellen. You were invited
Speaker 4: last year. No, last time I was on the show
Speaker 4: last year, you gave me a bunch of about not
Speaker 4: inviting you. But I didn't even know you wanted to
Speaker 4: be invited. Well, I didn't want to be invited to
Speaker 4: a party. Why I didn't even know you liked me?
Speaker 4: Of course I like you. You knew I liked you.
Speaker 14: You've been on the show many times, and don't I
Speaker 14: show like, Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I did invite you and you didn't come. Are
Speaker 4: you sure of you?
Speaker 5: How do you know? I don't think so?
Speaker 4: Ask everybody asked Jonathan, your producer. Okay, you were I
Speaker 4: was there.
Speaker 5: Why didn't I go?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 9: Was it? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had that thing.
Speaker 1: You can hear the rage and Ellen's she does not
Speaker 1: like or is used to being called out.
Speaker 5: I know, And I feel like I feel like with
Speaker 5: all these men to decide who's the bitch of the piece? Yeah,
Speaker 5: this one, I'm not sure who the bitch of the
Speaker 5: piece is because I feel bad that Ellen was put
Speaker 5: on the spot like that. I don't think Dakota went
Speaker 5: in there planning to do that, but she brought it up.
Speaker 5: Ellen brought it up.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But also I know people like Mitchell Cherry who famously
Speaker 5: don't actually you two, Jenna fuck me, who don't show
Speaker 5: up to things that they're invited to and it doesn't
Speaker 5: make them an evil person. So I think everyone's using
Speaker 5: this against Ellen, and she was kind of put on
Speaker 5: the spot. It wasn't a good scenario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would never say to you, oh, you
Speaker 1: never invite me because I know that I don't turn up.
Speaker 1: So Ellen was asking for it.
Speaker 5: That's true. But maybe she missed the EMA. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 5: Dakota texted her saying, Elle, want to come to me
Speaker 5: birthday bash and turning thirty. It would have gone through
Speaker 5: people who might not even pass it on because they
Speaker 5: saw that Ellen was already out of town.
Speaker 1: Bring Porsche.
Speaker 5: Yeah. But the reason that Ellen got double the backlashes
Speaker 5: someone went digging and realized that that was the same
Speaker 5: weekend that Ellen was photographed with George W. Bush and
Speaker 5: everyone's like, you could have been at Dakota's birthday, but
Speaker 5: you were hanging out with a Republican who opposes gay marriage. Really, Ellen,
Speaker 5: I remember those that in itself got negative press.
Speaker 1: Yes, And oh my god, I didn't realize.
Speaker 5: That they put together that was the same weekend, So
Speaker 5: that's why she was out of town.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, let's do number three. What do we have?
Speaker 5: So this one is CAA Delavine. You know her model, Yep,
Speaker 5: the model, and she's in movies and stuff. She was
Speaker 5: fromoting paper towns and it's pretty clearly who the bit
Speaker 5: of the piece in this audio is, right. So she
Speaker 5: was doing an interview with some morning show in the
Speaker 5: US and for some reason those hosts convinced themselves that
Speaker 5: she was in a bad mood even though she wasn't,
Speaker 5: and she's they're basically trying to call her out, and
Speaker 5: she's quite confused, being like, wait, what am I doing wrong?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it was quite awkward, weird.
Speaker 1: I saw you in London talking a couple weeks ago
Speaker 1: on TV and you seem to lot more excited about
Speaker 1: it than you do right now.
Speaker 11: Are you just exhausted?
Speaker 10: Oh no, I mean I'm still very excited. And you know,
Speaker 10: the premiere was last night. It was an emotional it
Speaker 10: was an emotional night. It felt like the end of
Speaker 10: an era. But I'm not any less excited than I
Speaker 10: was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Maybe I had a bit more energy. It's the morning. See.
Speaker 4: You do seem a bit a bit irritated. Perhaps it's
Speaker 4: just us. No, I think it's just I think it
Speaker 4: probably is.
Speaker 6: As much.
Speaker 5: We'll let you go then how about that, let you
Speaker 5: go take a little nap, maybe get a red ball,
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: She was in a mood she made.
Speaker 5: Wasn't in a mood, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 5: that was just so unnecessary. I bet in that moment
Speaker 5: they thought that they were being funny, but I was
Speaker 5: just like, what the hell? That is so rude.
Speaker 1: Those kinds of American gossip reporters are a dime a dozen.
Speaker 1: Like you've got teams, you've got you've got extra, you've
Speaker 1: got all these ridiculous channels, pop sugar, all this ship.
Speaker 1: They don't think they're sucking somebody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're probably used to fellow Americans.
Speaker 1: He will scream everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Car is just like, what's up? Here's my movie.
Speaker 5: Apparently they thought she was being really sarcastic the whole time,
Speaker 5: but that's just her. Like at one point they said, oh,
Speaker 5: you know, Paper Towns is a movie now that you're
Speaker 5: in and it was a book. I've ever read the book,
Speaker 5: and she goes, no, I've never read the book. I
Speaker 5: never read the script either. No, just kidding. It's like,
Speaker 5: that's just her. H that's just her. I get that
Speaker 5: all the time. People think I'm furious, but I've sat.
Speaker 1: That fact taken that. But you know what, to their defense,
Speaker 1: maybe they're missing.
Speaker 15: Car is a bit sour in general that her subject
Speaker 15: Tara needs now, Kara, Kara, Sorry, this is Tara.
Speaker 5: So number two.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite of all time.
Speaker 5: Really, this was one that Mitch put forward. I'd never
Speaker 5: heard this Tara read, you know, from American Pie. She
Speaker 5: was once again on Today X and she was mounted
Speaker 5: to put it thankfully, and that's just her speech was
Speaker 5: all slow. She kept fumbling over a sentence. Here, it
Speaker 5: is great to.
Speaker 4: See you again, great to see you. How you guys doing.
Speaker 5: We're great. Well, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's a good feeling for us at the Shark night
Speaker 1: at time and here we are the final entry, so
Speaker 1: they say, of the Shark Nado series.
Speaker 16: I mean, who knows in a couple of years and
Speaker 16: might want to make another one to move this shark
Speaker 16: videos from the Australia.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 16: Yes, you guys are really like this one. It's hilarious
Speaker 16: shot in Australia. Honestly, we'll ever see that. But I'm
Speaker 16: really like, I really wanted to shoot there. It's one
Speaker 16: of my favorite places. But but oh, shooting Australia. You
Speaker 16: guys have the shows, it would be amazing.
Speaker 5: Well, we have some real shots the world.
Speaker 7: Good stunt could definitely give you sharks.
Speaker 11: And it's a true tar.
Speaker 16: That you when I was there, You guys.
Speaker 5: We've got the delay here causing problems here.
Speaker 1: But is it true?
Speaker 8: He when I was work, Yeah, of course, Oh my god,
Speaker 8: oh god, I hate those satellite delay things.
Speaker 5: It's so bad. You'd think that they would have figured
Speaker 5: out how to fix that problem over the years, but no,
Speaker 5: it's actually gotten worse now with one to start zoom.
Speaker 5: I know, quality is getting worse. In TV interviews, Dara
Speaker 5: also didn't get it.
Speaker 1: There were three points where they spoke over each other.
Speaker 7: And also how many times did she have to mention
Speaker 7: sharks in aus Australia.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she loves sharks apparently.
Speaker 1: Isn't that? It's also just the cherry on top that
Speaker 1: she was doing press for Shark Nater.
Speaker 5: I know that's so rare. But apparently after that everyone
Speaker 5: was like, oh god, she's drinking again, because she's had
Speaker 5: like a history of drinking. She actually yeah, but she
Speaker 5: put out a statement after that basically addressing the interview,
Speaker 5: but very vaguely, didn't really address it. She didn't give
Speaker 5: it yes or no. She just says, oh, I've noticed
Speaker 5: all this attention happening around negative press. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: I'm in good health, I'm happy, or something good for her.
Speaker 5: She didn't really say whether she was fucked up or not. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean I feel that she was. That's not normal.
Speaker 1: She was very drunk. That's morning television, although I guess
Speaker 1: it was nighttime in LA. I don't know. She probably
Speaker 1: didn't get the email. Yeah, difference, she wouldn't have got
Speaker 1: it all up to number one.
Speaker 5: Now this final one. This is not really a celeb interview,
Speaker 5: but I'll just take any excuse to play this. We were
Speaker 5: talking about it recently, Belle Gibson.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it on sixty.
Speaker 5: Minutes with Tara Brown. You mentioned sixty minutes the other
Speaker 5: week and I said, this is the best sixty minutes
Speaker 5: interview of all time.
Speaker 1: Who is We know who Tara Brown is, but who
Speaker 1: is Bell Gibson?
Speaker 5: So in a nutshell she faked having cancer. Oh, and
Speaker 5: she told everyone that she had four months to live,
Speaker 5: chemo and radiation weren't working. And then she wrote a
Speaker 5: book claiming that she'd healed herself with natural remedies, and
Speaker 5: all these people who actually had cancer sort of looked
Speaker 5: up to her. She came a bit of an influencer
Speaker 5: in that world, and when it all came on suck
Speaker 5: Tara Brown was not having a bar of her bullshit.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you this is what happened.
Speaker 3: The woman who pretended to have cancer and to this
Speaker 3: day still won't tell the truth that she knew she didn't.
Speaker 3: Her struggle with terminal brain cancer won the sympathy of
Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of followers on social media here and overseas,
Speaker 3: which she then parlayed into a nice Little learner, a
Speaker 3: wellness app a cookbook, and celebrity appearances. But well before
Speaker 3: she became famous, Belle established a habit of astonishing fabrications.
Speaker 3: You won't believe the diseases she's had. I mean, in
Speaker 3: two thousand and nine was a really bad year for you,
Speaker 3: wasn't it. You had three hard operations, you suffered two
Speaker 3: cardiac arrests, you died twice on the operating table, you
Speaker 3: had a stroke, and you were diagnosed with inoperable brain
Speaker 3: shimmer and given four months to live.
Speaker 11: Correct.
Speaker 3: I mean, you go into extraordinary details. I had surgery
Speaker 3: about seven hour hours ago. The doctor comes in and
Speaker 3: tells me the draining failed and I went into cardiac
Speaker 3: arrest and died for just under three minutes. I had
Speaker 3: the most intense bruising from the paddles when they electrocuted
Speaker 3: me back to consciousness. Anyway, the procedure failed and I died.
Speaker 11: So you haven't read back through all of that. But
Speaker 11: I also think when you're young and have gone through
Speaker 11: the situation I had just gone through, you are melodramatic.
Speaker 3: I don't have melodramatic now. I mean they're straight out lies.
Speaker 3: You weren't in hospital. You're claiming you were, claimed you
Speaker 3: died twice. You didn't cis you didn't. That's not melodramatic,
Speaker 3: that's straight out lying. It is extraordinary lies. And your
Speaker 3: whole trade was on these poor people, that you inspired them,
Speaker 3: that they felt sorry for you, that you showed.
Speaker 5: Them a path.
Speaker 3: I mean you profited from that. You gained from that
Speaker 3: in reputation and in income.
Speaker 11: I didn't trade in my story or in other people's lives.
Speaker 11: You did trade in your story.
Speaker 4: Bell.
Speaker 3: It's all here, It is there here. You know you
Speaker 3: go on Instagram in twenty thirteen. I have been healing
Speaker 3: a severe and malignant brain cancer for the past for
Speaker 3: years with natural medicine, gerson therapy and foods. It's working
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 3: And you didn't have brain cancer.
Speaker 11: No, I didn't know, but when I was writing that,
Speaker 11: I thought that I did.
Speaker 3: You were absolutely misleading, went you. You said a doctor
Speaker 3: gave you this terrible prognosis in his office, and you've
Speaker 3: just admitted that. You didn't say it was at your
Speaker 3: home and it wasn't with a real doctor because you
Speaker 3: said I believed you.
Speaker 11: No, I believed he was a real doctor.
Speaker 3: Did you lie to be believed? It's the question.
Speaker 11: I didn't see him in his doctor's office in Perth.
Speaker 3: You didn't see him in his doctor's office here.
Speaker 11: But because he doesn't have an office, does he no right?
Speaker 3: You claimed also in your book that you underwent chemotherapy
Speaker 3: and radiotherapy for two months.
Speaker 11: True or false at the time. I am true or false?
Speaker 11: True because at the time I believed I was having radiotherapy.
Speaker 1: So false.
Speaker 5: I love how Tara's got the receipts. That's a well
Speaker 5: research interviewer. Every time Bell claimed bullshit, she'd be like, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in two thousand and night.
Speaker 5: Oh it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: That's someone who not only got the email but printed it.
Speaker 5: Now pretty clear who the bitch of the piece is there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the bad bitch is Tara. I loved it.
Speaker 1: So she lied about everything, she made up all these illnesses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and made money from it. Yeah. So it would
Speaker 5: be funny if it weren't for the fact that she's
Speaker 5: actually giving advice to people who are actually in that
Speaker 5: scenario where it's you know, terminal cancer, and people were like,
Speaker 5: she was giving people hope. But anyway, she came unsuck
Speaker 5: and it's well worth the YouTube by the way, it's
Speaker 5: like a forty minute interview, but this by far was
Speaker 5: my favorite part. She couldn't even answer the simplest of
Speaker 5: questions when Tara asked her how old she was.
Speaker 3: You're twenty three, right, Well, actually, how old are you?
Speaker 11: I've always been rayed us as being currently a twenty
Speaker 11: six year old.
Speaker 3: How old are you?
Speaker 11: Well, I live knowing as I've always known that I
Speaker 11: would be twenty.
Speaker 3: Six, Okay, Bill, I was just a really really simple question,
Speaker 3: how old are you?
Speaker 11: I believe that I'm twenty six.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 11: Two birth certificates and I've had my name change four times.
Speaker 11: The identity crisis there is big, but that was my
Speaker 11: normal when I was growing up. Tara that, what do
Speaker 11: you know the truth to be? Now that's probably a
Speaker 11: question that we'll have to keep digging for truth. Well, truth, Tara,
Speaker 11: I'm trying to draw on information.
Speaker 3: No, no, don't draw on information.
Speaker 11: Just be honest. I am being honest with you.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's got out of it pretty well.
Speaker 5: Remind me never to wrong Tara Brown. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 5: Do you also find that for some reason when she
Speaker 5: was talking about not quite knowing your age, it's giving
Speaker 5: genovibes to me.
Speaker 7: I know, I was thinking of myself throughout that.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 5: Like we've had this conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why you're googling things? You just feel with?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: I am, Well.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you that I bumped into Tar Brown
Speaker 1: and the elevators at Channel Night? Oh my god? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Channel Night every week for the after party, and I
Speaker 1: got the lift the other day in Tara Brown standing
Speaker 1: in the lift being briefed by a producer. Like we
Speaker 1: were not watching Morning Wars. They were briefing her. I
Speaker 1: don't know, probably an interview she was about to do. Wow,
Speaker 1: we rode to the level nine together because ironically Channel
Speaker 1: Night is on Level Night.
Speaker 5: It's very funny, is it. Are there other levels on
Speaker 5: that building that art Channel Night?
Speaker 1: Oh god, there's like one hundred levels on it. They
Speaker 1: only have three of them.
Speaker 7: Oh really, of course, and they don't have their own building.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they's been a couple levels, very big
Speaker 1: building though.
Speaker 5: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a great top five, well done. I enjoyed that,
Speaker 1: of course, and what a great episode. Thank you for
Speaker 1: those who shared their fairy tales and their phizzits. You
Speaker 1: enjoyed them.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: If you do have one to hit us up, get
Speaker 1: on the show for next week for the finale of
Speaker 1: Tinder Fairytale and is a couple of miches you can
Speaker 1: reach out to us and otherwise, thank you listening to
Speaker 1: the show guys pleasure.
Speaker 5: By the way, about fifteen minutes ago, I've got an email.
Speaker 5: Sound Bath is canceled. Oh shit, no, sound canceled?
Speaker 1: Oh no, look, I said, I can turn that. It's
Speaker 1: still Pine has been playing this whole time.
Speaker 5: By the way, the same I fuck this even bought
Speaker 5: a change clothes me yoga mats in the boot.
Speaker 1: So ready. What did the email say.
Speaker 5: Dearest e turtle soul. It is with.
Speaker 1: Salutation, sagurtations deeper sympathies that we man affairs tonight's copulation.
Speaker 1: It's been distraught. Oh well, what's the reason. Is there
Speaker 1: a reason?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 5: Apologies? Tonight's sound bath will be rescheduled to the twelfth
Speaker 5: of December. What that's not for ages? I'm not going
Speaker 5: to be calm until the twelfth? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Yes? Shit, no, get me a ball. I'll do it
Speaker 1: and calm you down if it means that.
Speaker 5: Fabulous idea, Jenna, can you look into that?
Speaker 1: Grab me and Maxwell Williams from the kitchen while I'm
Speaker 1: in like.
Speaker 5: An actual real bowl, you could. You could be good
Speaker 5: at that for all.
Speaker 1: You know a jade egg bowl.
Speaker 5: It's a jade egg bowl and a crystal a jade.
Speaker 1: It's like a stone. Oh like one of those Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of those bowls, like a crystal bowl.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, it has to be a particular one.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think Jenna's going to do it. No, I said,
Speaker 5: can you look into that? She didn't respond. What usually
Speaker 5: is signed for? Absolutely not. Actually, you know what I'm
Speaker 5: going to She doesn't even bring our laptop anymore. She
Speaker 5: doesn't even pretend to be available to us for googling.
Speaker 1: Phone's pugged in outside.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll cut you guys next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we'll see you then at a will with time,
Speaker 1: So you guys, good bye, mate?
Speaker 5: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast. After
Speaker 5: Welcome to ady d brief, this is our secret segment
Speaker 5: on the end. No focusing required from us. Really, we
Speaker 5: don't plan anything. We just talk shit wherever our mind wanders.
Speaker 1: I've zoned out what.
Speaker 5: I was looking forward to? Zoning out on the map.
Speaker 1: Literally, it is still here. It has not fucking stopped.
Speaker 5: Is that three hour look still going?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What are we in?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: A couple of hours in? He's got five million views.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe sound bath is going to take off. Like
Speaker 5: bouldering bouldering, Why do they call it that? It sounds
Speaker 5: like you're throwing huge boulders, That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Why do they revolutionize very simple things that don't need
Speaker 1: to be touched. We'reck climbing as a tried and true classic,
Speaker 1: and bouldering adds nothing.
Speaker 5: No, well, I just think you don't have to climb
Speaker 5: is high because there's no risk of you dying if
Speaker 5: you only climb a little bit. That's why they save
Speaker 5: money on the harnesses and all that shit.
Speaker 7: That's no fun.
Speaker 1: In fifteen years, we're all going to be bone cleaning
Speaker 1: instead of teeth brushing. We're going to change that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the same shit.
Speaker 1: Let's play kickball, No, that's soccer, let's put let's play
Speaker 1: ball hoop, No, that's basketball.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed around Halloween time that all the costume
Speaker 5: names have really generic things like that because they probably
Speaker 5: don't have the rights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sexy, slightly nurse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or like Harry Potter costume will be called small
Speaker 5: wizard boy, yes, because they couldn't call Harry Potter. I
Speaker 5: don't have to pay royalty really quite clearly, but they
Speaker 5: can't call it that big talking dog and stoner for
Speaker 5: Scooby dooings. I thought you were going to say Clifford.
Speaker 5: He doesn't talk, does he?
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't smoke weed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, of course not.
Speaker 1: Also, thinking back to Clifford, he was abnormal and if
Speaker 1: it was in the real world, they would have put
Speaker 1: him down.
Speaker 5: But he's a big he's too big ysh put him down.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what context, but we've definitely spoken about
Speaker 5: this before, have we. I think we were talking about
Speaker 5: how to take nice, wholesome things and make them sound
Speaker 5: really fucked up, like Clifford the big red Dog becomes deformed.
Speaker 5: I can't remembered overgrown blood red hound. I have no
Speaker 5: idea why that came up, but it just flashed into
Speaker 5: my brain. I'm like, yeah, we've done this.
Speaker 1: God Kids shows us so mind numbing. I for some reason,
Speaker 1: I think I was at the doctors the other day
Speaker 1: and Blues Clues was on, and that stupid man was
Speaker 1: asking the audience for clues and they leave such a
Speaker 1: stupid pause. Where's my notebook? Is it behind me?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Who is he talking to the audience? The audience the
Speaker 5: door and the explore as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, should I go over the bridge or should I
Speaker 1: jump in this river full of crocodiles?
Speaker 5: Jump? Dog?
Speaker 1: You think I should go through the bridge?
Speaker 5: No? No, she would say something generic like that's a
Speaker 5: great idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Boots A talking monkey put that down? Unnatural
Speaker 1: and who. As we have developed into the fourth stage
Speaker 1: of our podcast success multimillions, six figured numbered salary, we have.
Speaker 5: Got an including offer account.
Speaker 1: We have started a whole new marketing scheme and we're
Speaker 1: getting airtime on Kiss FM, on the radio stations that
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio is affiliated with. Right, so they're playing our ads
Speaker 1: on the air.
Speaker 5: Oh right, okay. I was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: They're just playing ads for our podcasts the radio for
Speaker 5: but with that long as.
Speaker 7: They're also playing it on the.
Speaker 1: Edge they we have a deep bourbon fan base. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I was doing my radio show the other night and
Speaker 1: one played and doing your own what the fuck is playing?
Speaker 1: Turn the volume up, went to the system and it
Speaker 1: was IDGM oh really and I'm like.
Speaker 5: What the fuck is in dig? I still haven't heard
Speaker 5: it yet? Have you got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: The ad that's playing for.
Speaker 1: The surch I dream, Yeah, I can get it. These
Speaker 1: have been on the air for about a month now.
Speaker 5: Mitch here and I'm also Mick.
Speaker 1: We host a comedy podcast called is It Just Me?
Speaker 5: It's all about how much it sucks being an adult.
Speaker 5: And one of our listeners that left this glowing review.
Speaker 11: I'm a trade on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: The missus kept playing is It Just Me?
Speaker 12: In the car.
Speaker 3: Eventually I thought, yeah, this podcast is actually all right,
Speaker 3: they chanted about relatable stuff a bit stupid, but I
Speaker 3: like that for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to join us, the podcast is
Speaker 1: called is It Just Me?
Speaker 5: Get it now on the free iHeartRadio app and listen
Speaker 5: to your heart's contention. Right, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: He was nice. Then that's not our usual demographic. That's
Speaker 1: the type of person that would gave bash us on
Speaker 1: Oxford Street. I'll be ridiculous now, he was very sweet
Speaker 1: and a real listener, yes, not a paid actor. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of I don't know what you'd call
Speaker 1: this demographic, but our key demographic or a lot of
Speaker 1: our listeners are boyfriend converted listeners from their girlfriend.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know. We've got a few people that say their
Speaker 5: boyfriend listen with them and they just suffer through it
Speaker 5: and then we grow in them. Maybe they should do
Speaker 5: a bit of word of mouth when they're you know,
Speaker 5: on the work side or something. Yeah, you've got to
Speaker 5: check this out. Suffer through it and then it'll just
Speaker 5: grow on you.
Speaker 1: Even you thought this wet concrete was soft, you need
Speaker 1: to listen to a couple of minutes. You know what.
Speaker 1: I've started watching and I'm obsessed with succession. You show
Speaker 1: all it.
Speaker 5: Oh show, you don't need to talk to me about Succession.
Speaker 5: I'm ahead of the pack.
Speaker 1: Are you watching Succession?
Speaker 5: Eh?
Speaker 1: Now it makes sense. What pr pack? Did you get set?
Speaker 1: Because I'm so jealous of it? Now they sent you
Speaker 1: something really cool, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on my Instagram. Still they send like all
Speaker 5: this food and shit. Oh. It's basically meant to be
Speaker 5: a fancy feast because it's all about a high falutin
Speaker 5: family that runs the media business. I feel like you've
Speaker 5: run out of Morning Wars to watch now you're doing
Speaker 5: this because it kind of tickles your fucking median nerd fancy.
Speaker 1: But it's not like Morning Wars at all. Really, And
Speaker 1: you know what, back to Morning Wars, fucking it. I'll
Speaker 1: watch that show because we're in the it's very similar industry.
Speaker 1: I want to relate to it. I want to peek
Speaker 1: behind the curtain and go yep, oh yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: getting no TV drama.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was less about the behind the scenes drama
Speaker 5: and like what's going on in the actual life. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't think I think you might have seen Bradley
Speaker 5: and alex as in Jennifer Ands and Reese Withers, bod yes,
Speaker 5: at the desk together doing the news broadcast. I think
Speaker 5: you only saw them together like once. Yeah, Jenna, Mitch
Speaker 5: and I spoken texting about it the other night. I
Speaker 5: think we both think that there must have been a
Speaker 5: scheduling conflict because the only scenes they're in together are
Speaker 5: on zoom or on the phone. Yeah, they basically call
Speaker 5: each other. So I'm like, there was some COVID shit
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 1: And they're the big starts.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what freaks me out about that show. Yeah,
Speaker 7: they stay up very late and then they have.
Speaker 13: To very.
Speaker 5: I'm likewitch, you didn't have to deal with this now.
Speaker 7: Yes, very late, and I kept very stressed about it.
Speaker 1: And whenever they wake up, like you always have those
Speaker 1: shots of them in their bedroom with their curtains wide open,
Speaker 1: like the City.
Speaker 4: Lie.
Speaker 1: That would never happen, No way, you'd have lavender oils on,
Speaker 1: you'd have curtains closed, eye mask on. Anyway, and they
Speaker 1: wake up looking so refreshed at three a m.
Speaker 5: That's not the case to need a nap. No, never.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're aways in there dressing room after the show, gossiping,
Speaker 1: and then Bradley is at fucking rehab with their brother.
Speaker 5: I was getting nervous talking about TV shows and watching
Speaker 5: on the podcast because anyone who isn't it's gonna be
Speaker 5: like what.
Speaker 1: No, because it hooks people in, it makes something I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch. If my beach is.
Speaker 5: Watching Plus, it's quite a hassle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what my drama is. I don't fucking
Speaker 1: subscribe because I can't be fucked Hayden does. So I
Speaker 1: watch it on the Apple TV in the living room,
Speaker 1: and I go to bed and go to watch it
Speaker 1: on my iPad, but I can't because I don't have
Speaker 1: his Apple ID.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh, so I can only watch I'm tethered to the
Speaker 1: TV like it's nineteen ninety nine. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was a bit pissed off because he meant to
Speaker 5: get a free year of Apple TV Plus and then
Speaker 5: in New Apple Yes you are. This MacBook was brought
Speaker 5: in fucking March, was it not. I should have my
Speaker 5: free Apple TV Plus currently active if it is a year.
Speaker 7: Because my mum got an iPad and I've been using
Speaker 7: her Apple TV Plus and it's now three months.
Speaker 5: Oh that's just scabby, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Have you started using my Disney Plus you're still using it?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 7: I have it on my phone, but I haven't used it.
Speaker 7: I'm very scared.
Speaker 5: Are you in the same predicament as me? I've got
Speaker 5: Disney Plus and I'm paying for it. No bastard seems
Speaker 5: to use it. I'm like, everyone have my log in, everyone, everyone,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm trying to give back because I
Speaker 5: leach off others for all the other platforms. So this
Speaker 5: is literally the only one I pay for Disney Plus,
Speaker 5: but no one uses it. Yeah, and I get it
Speaker 5: for free. That's why it gave it to Jenna, because well, fuck,
Speaker 5: I'll just shut my mouth. Sorry, it's not the same
Speaker 5: problem at all.
Speaker 7: I want to connect it to my Amazon Prime fire thing.
Speaker 1: Oh your dongle sick? Yeah yeah, Firefox.
Speaker 5: Mozilla, you've lost me. Free Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: I'm on the Disney Love Me for some reason. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I get sent every PR box for
Speaker 1: Disney beats me. I don't know why they love you
Speaker 1: are another one. Maybe I think I look got Dumbo.
Speaker 1: I think they're emailing they're key talent. But no, just
Speaker 1: me like, Hi, Dumbo, who's the latest box? It's just
Speaker 1: mitched Cherry. Anyway. When Hayden and I brought out our
Speaker 1: smart TV, we brought it off gum Tree after the
Speaker 1: new house.
Speaker 5: Oh that's risky.
Speaker 1: I know it's brilliant, it works, but the accounts are
Speaker 1: still all logged in, so we had to log out
Speaker 1: of stand We had to look because we already have
Speaker 1: them when we want our shows. But Amazon Prime, which
Speaker 1: we've never touched, never gone here, is still logged in
Speaker 1: and we have full access. And they've turned on the
Speaker 1: function where you don't need to enter your pin every
Speaker 1: time you want to.
Speaker 5: Buy a movie.
Speaker 1: So it's like super snappy. So we're buying movies.
Speaker 5: Like credit card. Yeah, oh, Mitchell, you can't buy movies.
Speaker 5: It's one thing to leash off their account if they're
Speaker 5: already paying the bill, but extra charges on their card,
Speaker 5: that's actually illegal, I feel is it? Yeah? I think
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 1: Well, that's on them.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because he just admitted it publicly, because
Speaker 5: it might not be No, because I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: I thought it was free. I thought it was free,
Speaker 1: and then it happened, and then.
Speaker 5: When you clicked buy now for nineteen ninety nine, you
Speaker 5: thought it was free.
Speaker 1: I think I knew when I said good morning Joe,
Speaker 1: I bought the whole season of Handmaan's town.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean. If you have to buy it,
Speaker 5: it's definitely if it's not abody on there for streaming.
Speaker 5: If you have to buy, it's definitely being charged somewhere
Speaker 5: your card details in. It's probably them.
Speaker 1: The time you're hearing this, I've already paid them back
Speaker 1: because we were pre records.
Speaker 5: I need to sneakily add your card details to their
Speaker 5: payment methods.
Speaker 1: Then they'll start, Then they'll start buying my kidio. We
Speaker 1: can all go towards the podcast money.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Anyway. What else happened in so the Gossip news this week?
Speaker 1: Britney spears is free? Good for her?
Speaker 7: Is it old a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1: Not a couple of weeks?
Speaker 7: Yes it is, it's two weeks.
Speaker 1: What else breaking news? Cross that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we cover that.
Speaker 1: We covered that. We broke it. Our pre recorded program
Speaker 1: did break it.
Speaker 5: When we were recording trash Alley the other day. We
Speaker 5: were in the middle of recording and it just came
Speaker 5: out that Camilla and Sean broke up, and we were like, oh,
Speaker 5: we better talk about that, and then obviously forgot that
Speaker 5: the episode doesn't come out for ages, So it was
Speaker 5: like in the moment, it felt like breaking news you
Speaker 5: heard first, and then I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wasn't that stupid?
Speaker 7: The notes appak the notes app stuff.
Speaker 5: Did you notice that it's the exact same statement but
Speaker 5: different fonts? And Sean chose the most faggy font he
Speaker 5: could have possibly chosen, and Camilla went for a butcher
Speaker 5: typewriter font.
Speaker 1: Really not helping those rumors? Are they not?
Speaker 5: At all? I don't even know they were Amila rumors.
Speaker 1: Also, Sean's was written on a kiki K note pan
Speaker 1: same and that's not exactly helping the rumors. That wasn't
Speaker 1: you know what they say? Geeky kay geeky gay. That
Speaker 1: was their tagline for you.
Speaker 5: What's geeky k gkyk stationary?
Speaker 1: It's like adult smiggle.
Speaker 5: Oh now I'm not across that they've got today.
Speaker 1: Peeky k is fantastic, good quality pads, thick, big inky pens.
Speaker 5: What do you need notepads for?
Speaker 1: When I used to do an actual job, I used
Speaker 1: to write a notepad? Really yeah, actually I might be
Speaker 1: in the market again. Hayden and I bought a stamping
Speaker 1: desk for the new house.
Speaker 5: You'll get over that so quickly.
Speaker 1: And guess what a fucking loud. It's mechanical. So you've
Speaker 1: got the normal desk and then you've got two buttons
Speaker 1: on the side up and down, So do you hold
Speaker 1: it up? And it goes It goes up one millimeter
Speaker 1: a month, it seems, and then it finally gets to
Speaker 1: the top and then you can stand up and then
Speaker 1: to go down.
Speaker 5: That's ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And I broke because Hayden has a
Speaker 1: kettle on the dummies desk, like an actual kettle. That's risky,
Speaker 1: and it's plugging. He drinks boiling water all day every day.
Speaker 1: He has it right next to his laptop. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we got what a fool you're asking for trouble, well,
Speaker 1: especially for me because it was plugging into the wall.
Speaker 1: Then I went up and it pulled the kettle off.
Speaker 5: Oh god, why do you leave it up if it's
Speaker 5: a standing desk, because preference.
Speaker 1: As you stand up for a bit, then you go down,
Speaker 1: you go down. It's you know, up and down with
Speaker 1: the moods.
Speaker 5: Nah, that sounds terrible. A lot of effort.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of effort.
Speaker 5: I'm in the market for a new desk.
Speaker 1: Mine wobbles. That does my head in the red one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the predicament. I'm in dal and it's cute
Speaker 5: as fuck, but it's not practical. It jiggles, even when
Speaker 5: it got those scotch tape things to put on the bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 5: didn't help.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Can you can afford one? Probably go to office works,
Speaker 1: grab yourself a new desk. Do you have a home
Speaker 1: set up, Jenna?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: It's an Ikea desk.
Speaker 7: What's a bit warping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, I actually can afford one. I
Speaker 5: just realized because today I bought this electric blanket online
Speaker 5: and when it arrived, I noticed that it didn't have time.
Speaker 5: It's on them, so you just have to leave it
Speaker 5: on and I'm like, no, I like to fall asleep.
Speaker 5: I put the timer on for like three hours and
Speaker 5: then I'll go to bed nice and warm, and then
Speaker 5: during the night it'll turn off to not fry me.
Speaker 5: And I emailed them. I was like, yo, can I
Speaker 5: return this? And they said, due to hygiene reasons, you
Speaker 5: cannot return it. However, we will refund you. And I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, well, how's that fucking fair? I don't
Speaker 5: want this blanket. Yeah, you're like, well, we've processed the refunds.
Speaker 5: So what's the problem. And I was like, I'm stuck
Speaker 5: with your blanket? Yeah, what do we do with the basket?
Speaker 1: Also, how is that good for your business model?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 1: I offered to send it back.
Speaker 5: Anyway, if you leave us a five star review on
Speaker 5: Apple Podcasts, you'll get a free electric blanket. Not used,
Speaker 5: I can't, but yeah, once it's on, it's on.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. What my girdle was delivered? What my girdle?
Speaker 1: My men's girdle?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank god? So tomorrow I've got the Arias. And I
Speaker 1: didn't want to included in my iGEM because last time
Speaker 1: I did, I was rich to shreds.
Speaker 11: You were just.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 1: So as I prepared for my ten thousand dollars salary
Speaker 1: from the Arias, I bought a tuxedo. But it's COVID
Speaker 1: I put on.
Speaker 5: Asked me. But I said I needed an ext of
Speaker 5: zero on the end of that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a trunka zoo.
Speaker 5: So they thought, well, you know, anyway, what is it
Speaker 5: a girdle?
Speaker 1: A girdle? So it's a Nancy Kance. It's male spanks.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I told you that they are never
Speaker 5: a good idea.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So what happened was I got the suit and
Speaker 1: I tried it on. I went a bit pudgy. And
Speaker 1: I have always been big, so I'm fine being bigger
Speaker 1: in a suit. But in a suit you've got layers
Speaker 1: and you've got button up. But I'm on TV, so
Speaker 1: I want to win.
Speaker 5: That's the thing. You don't have to worry because the
Speaker 5: suit covers it all. It's only if you're wearing something
Speaker 5: tight you want spanks. I don't think no offense. I
Speaker 5: don't think you're going to even notice the different. Really, yeah,
Speaker 5: because you've got a huge earth jacket on.
Speaker 7: The only difference you're going to realize is it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well here's the problem. So I get the suit, I
Speaker 1: go brilliant, got it a bit pudgy. So I go
Speaker 1: to Davia Giants and I go to the women's section.
Speaker 1: I go, hi, real classic David Jones worker like she'd
Speaker 1: make a kill a cup of teat this woman picture
Speaker 1: and I go, hi, I'm looking for Spanx and she went, oh,
Speaker 1: the male sections downstairs. I said, they don't have any spanks.
Speaker 1: I need to buy women's I know it's very awkward,
Speaker 1: but I just want like a black piece of liker
Speaker 1: a lot, think a condom with both hands cut off
Speaker 1: and just slip it on me. And she said, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I've never done this before. I have to look and
Speaker 1: I got a bit of material. Love, Well, you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: So then she goes and she goes, do you want tan?
Speaker 1: Do you want black? I go back, so she gives
Speaker 1: me black. She goes, do you want growing in area
Speaker 1: or what that might work? That will be eating up
Speaker 1: like Stephen Hawking will come back from the dead and
Speaker 1: there'll be a new back hole on earth. So I go,
Speaker 1: I'll just take this go to the Chaine rooms and says, well,
Speaker 1: you have to use the.
Speaker 5: Men Chaine rooms.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to use the fee mouth change rooms.
Speaker 1: I'm not love, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a prerequisite.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: So I go to men's change rooms and oh my god,
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to get them up, like I
Speaker 1: was an idiot and thought I'll go head first. I
Speaker 1: wanted from my chest and my tummy, so head's closer
Speaker 1: and easier. No, because you can't pull a condom down
Speaker 1: past your shoulders.
Speaker 5: You get trapped like you're in a strait jacket I
Speaker 5: think you might have actually gotten confused about the function
Speaker 5: of spanks, like you can't make fat physically disappear. No,
Speaker 5: it makes it less like bump it a bit smoother. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but you've got to fuck off jacket on. They're not
Speaker 5: going to see any lumps and not clinging to you
Speaker 5: in any way.
Speaker 1: No, it's because I've got a tucked in shirt and
Speaker 1: a belt and it's got the tummy, so I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make it all flatter, you know, so I
Speaker 1: don't have lumps and blumps anyway. I put it on
Speaker 1: a ripet in half. The seam snaps on the Nancy dance,
Speaker 1: so I tuck that away in the corner and don't
Speaker 1: tell you. Then I get the next one out and
Speaker 1: I go, I'm going to use my.
Speaker 5: Feet train doors daln and don't forget so my two
Speaker 5: feet very short.
Speaker 1: Well it's a podcast, so my two feet go in anyway,
Speaker 1: get it up. I'm naked, I'm mimunda pants and it
Speaker 1: goes up and it fits like a glove. And I
Speaker 1: get a knocked on the door, like hello, how's it going.
Speaker 5: Is it working?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 4: Try to take a look.
Speaker 5: I was like, no, no.
Speaker 1: Look looks like when you drop a sausage and you
Speaker 1: pick it up too hard and you squeeze it, and
Speaker 1: then the middle is all thin and the tops are
Speaker 1: really heavy awful, like it taste my liver. Take it off,
Speaker 1: hide the fake one by it. But I bought Amazon
Speaker 1: ones just in case. I've spent three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars on girdles.
Speaker 5: Girdle and spanks. That was my question.
Speaker 1: SPANX is just like it's got the little leggs in it.
Speaker 1: It's like a big pair of underies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what they are.
Speaker 1: But a girdle is your chest. It's like a singlet.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like a singlet that sucks him in. Oh
Speaker 5: my god.
Speaker 1: It's like an army that does not look fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it goes under a shoot jacket.
Speaker 5: Yeah wow, Okay, Yeah, it's it's a lot. I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I came on
Speaker 5: this podcast after I went to that event and I
Speaker 5: wore spanks, and I vowed to never do it again.
Speaker 5: But then they scheduled our phone odo shoot for the
Speaker 5: next season's artworks. They're already done. They scheduled that for
Speaker 5: the fucking week we came out of lockdown, so I
Speaker 5: was feeling really flabby, yeah, cause we had to get
Speaker 5: them done for trash Alley And I said, oh imit
Speaker 5: just come with me and get out somewhere. We're there
Speaker 5: because I only get pretty once a year. It's today,
Speaker 5: And so I was like feeling it feel a bit
Speaker 5: flabby after lockdown, I might have to get some spanks.
Speaker 5: And they had size twelve which were actually too big,
Speaker 5: like they didn't do anything, and side eight. I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: fuck me, I really feel that I'm a size ten,
Speaker 5: but I'm just gonna have to squeeze into an eight.
Speaker 5: And yeah they're not good, are they?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 5: They hurt because the last ones I wore were at
Speaker 5: least like a pair of shorts, like they kind of
Speaker 5: went halfway down to my knee. These ones were like
Speaker 5: the undie type. And I said to Mitchell's like, do
Speaker 5: I put my underwear on before or after these? Don't
Speaker 5: want spank on junk action or do I want underwear? Anyway?
Speaker 5: I ended up just putting them directly on, but they
Speaker 5: went on first.
Speaker 1: For yours though, right you get to keep them? Well, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 5: Not gonna They were like twelve bucks I'm not giving
Speaker 5: them back.
Speaker 1: Mine was so expensive. My NaN's against were ninety nine.
Speaker 5: I feel that mine did the trick. I'll okay, when
Speaker 5: do we come out of lockdown? Ah, here we go.
Speaker 5: Let's see absolutely no bumps on that gunt.
Speaker 7: Oh that is very very very nice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's gone. That's gun free.
Speaker 5: Yeah you should have seen me after. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: let it all out.
Speaker 1: David Jones had to put a wet bucket on the
Speaker 1: ground another change room that I left. My god, that was.
Speaker 5: Where the trash alley once because it was already a corset.
Speaker 5: So I was like, you know what, we've got a
Speaker 5: bit of illusion happening already.
Speaker 1: Well, getting that two Birds, One Stone and trash Alley
Speaker 1: photo shoot on one day. We did well doing both
Speaker 1: of you sts on one day. I already had the
Speaker 1: wide angle lens out for it, Matt, so I thought
Speaker 1: I'll go to.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, what okay, Lease, you threw yourself in there.
Speaker 5: I thought you were just gonna No.
Speaker 1: I would never slag off a friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a new friend was on the rocks for a bit,
Speaker 5: but well you were a tinder.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Jee Oh yeah, me and man, that
Speaker 1: was so I call him back and just say, oh,
Speaker 1: can then hang out?
Speaker 5: Let's do it if you're really want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do, I will, I will.
Speaker 5: Have you ever got his number?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm the best friend. Really now it's under nemesis.
Speaker 5: Do you have his number?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's weird why we text.
Speaker 5: I've got close friends that I don't even have their
Speaker 5: numbers anymore. We're talking about this the other day. I
Speaker 5: was like, I don't think I have anyone's number in
Speaker 5: this room. We're all hanging out, and we're like, no,
Speaker 5: we don't really need to do we Yeah, that's true. Actually,
Speaker 5: the reason they saved in my contact is so I
Speaker 5: remember their address.
Speaker 1: He's going to be the type that doesn't answer private Hello,
Speaker 1: hides Mitch jury, Jo, how are you sorry? Tunnel? He's gone.
Speaker 1: I feel much better. Let's still going, by the way,
Speaker 1: check you.
Speaker 5: I meant to be there in fifteen minutes. Thank god
Speaker 5: I didn't actually end up going, because I definitely would
Speaker 5: have been running late.
Speaker 1: It's about twenty week is never shut up?
Speaker 5: No, we really can't.
Speaker 1: We should probably go though. Thank you for listening everyone.
Speaker 1: Episode ninety two. Yep, we hope your root chakras are aligned.
Speaker 1: Your core is recent.
Speaker 5: Hey, how long are you going to keep doing that
Speaker 5: rhyming thing to that? Of every episode? Ninety two who,
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know what to say to
Speaker 5: that's very difficult to banter.
Speaker 1: Got to do away, No, because I'm very good. I
Speaker 1: go ninety two Who Hello, Mitchell, It's Mitchell Coombs. You
Speaker 1: know I throw it at you. Ah, my good host
Speaker 1: the Arias and one. All right, everyone else, let's go.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 5: percent better today. That's all. That's all we ask for,
Speaker 5: three percent all.
Speaker 1: We aim for as well. Jenna, thanks for being here.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: And when's Jenna going to panel our show? Because we
Speaker 1: don't have many shows left of the year. Jenna's got
Speaker 1: a penel one, so remember she for her filling show.
Speaker 1: We said, Jenna Wilf panel a whole show, I e.
Speaker 1: Press all the buttons and sound effects and turn the
Speaker 1: mics on in preparation for her filling show.
Speaker 5: But there's a problem. I don't know how to do
Speaker 5: any of that. I feel like the gag will get
Speaker 5: old real quick if we have to deal with that.
Speaker 1: The whole episode pedal a segment.
Speaker 7: I don't know how, but I'll give it a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it a go. I also came up with
Speaker 1: Jenna's filling show name. I forgot to tell you. I
Speaker 1: know we're wrapping. Yeah, it's called the Genocide Show because
Speaker 1: we're the main show. That's the side show. It's a
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant pun.
Speaker 5: Oh that genocide Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's actually a
Speaker 5: side show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a side show.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, I did vow that I wanted no
Speaker 5: part in producing this, so really you can call.
Speaker 1: It APG and all right, set Okay, congratulations like that.
Speaker 1: That's fine. It's a genocide show.
Speaker 5: Side How are you going with bringing that together? We've
Speaker 5: only got a few weeks left.
Speaker 1: I'm executive reducing it.
Speaker 7: I'll figure that out a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: People have been writing in with suggestions because we asked
Speaker 5: the listeners to, like, you know, come up with games
Speaker 5: and stuff to banter with you about.
Speaker 1: The first episode is essentially planned.
Speaker 5: How many are we doing?
Speaker 1: I think we'll do three or four. We don't need
Speaker 1: to do one for every week we're off.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought that was the plan. We can then,
Speaker 5: But the idea is that your Fever Love podcast coming
Speaker 5: through when they normally, well, once you notice it doesn't
Speaker 5: get a holiday from the holiday show, she doesn't doing
Speaker 5: it weekly? Weekly, okay weekly, and you know what, all
Speaker 5: of a sudden, I feel like I deserve eleven weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's how many you do?
Speaker 1: I actually go with twelve.
Speaker 7: Get thinking, Jenny All, the Genocide Show is coming.
Speaker 1: See you next week, ever around, Goodbye, Thank you for listening, Catch.
Speaker 5: It soon, Love your Baby.
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