WEBVTT - #92: TV Fails

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney

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<v Speaker 1>fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the

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<v Speaker 1>musical Pippot. Some thinkings make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring Pikes, nurseries, what murcury pikes, p y k e

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<v Speaker 2>sky Why I.

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<v Speaker 1>Heay as in kill Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? Wood?

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<v Speaker 5>Why is your life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even having a good time.

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<v Speaker 6>This is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a couple of mitches. What about me?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't forget who he is?

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<v Speaker 1>Michu and oh for ninety two? Who welcome me?

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<v Speaker 5>Darland? Don't you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry you had a brain moment you I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was mushaget. He's sitting opposite me with that long pony jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Okay, gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 5>It's actually in a while since you've had to give

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<v Speaker 5>me your heads up and say I'm having a bad

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<v Speaker 5>brain day. Fyi, Yeah, you've been having good brain days.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just told you once and it never ended.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you perpetual brain day. No, I've been good. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm vitamins and I've been walking and I find

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<v Speaker 1>that helps. Sleep helps when I get good sleep. My

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<v Speaker 1>memory is good.

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<v Speaker 5>But I have a beautiful night sleep last night. That's

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<v Speaker 5>why I feel so good today. Really weird. It's actually

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<v Speaker 5>because my new antidepressants. I don't take it in the

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<v Speaker 5>morning and take it at night, and they're basically they

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<v Speaker 5>sedate you, making Dowsey. Yeah, knocks me the fuck out,

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<v Speaker 5>quite frankly.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what you just wake up non depressed?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Oh it works overnight, and it's got miners and

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<v Speaker 5>bakers and ship yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right and ship workers. Do you use? Your penis gets hard? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>your penis gets hard because the last bills had the

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<v Speaker 1>issue to the side effect our.

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<v Speaker 5>Third wheel pride. Keep it generous here as always. Hello, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 5>how are you? Are you interested? Jennita, that's very out

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<v Speaker 5>of nowhere to ask me such a question. Dick still

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<v Speaker 5>get hard.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a whole episode more series of episodes about

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<v Speaker 1>your broken penis.

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<v Speaker 7>I am a bit curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm curious too, especially after coming in your battle

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<v Speaker 1>last week.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I'd like to listen. Hi everyone, I sweir

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<v Speaker 5>to god, I'm not riddled with groin issues despite what

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<v Speaker 5>they said, how it all works, I've said, but no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's not a side effect. If there's any depressant's celebration.

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<v Speaker 5>Fantastic news. Yet to put it into practice, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we won't be putting it anywhay really okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. If it's your first time listening,

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<v Speaker 1>is it just me? We start the show the same

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<v Speaker 1>way every week with two Is it just me? We

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<v Speaker 1>call them gems? I, I j M.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Two gems every week. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know mitch'es. We're actually going to do a listener bse

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<v Speaker 1>one very soon in the show later on that just

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<v Speaker 1>you if your will, that's right. Also, Tinder fairy Tales

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<v Speaker 1>and Fizzes is returning. We have not only more fizzes,

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<v Speaker 1>but of course our favorites, fairy clous.

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<v Speaker 5>We can't get enough of this. Keep your dating horror

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<v Speaker 5>stories coming. I wont to know how you've embarrassed yourself

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<v Speaker 5>on a date at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we want the embarrassing story and stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>you've done. Everyone's going, well, he was bad because of this?

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<v Speaker 1>On up to your own shit.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'll tell my embarrassing stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Working Penis. It'll be fantastic. We also have some Tinder

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<v Speaker 1>Gold memberships to give away. So that's all. Later in

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<v Speaker 1>the show, shall we kick things off? Should I go first?

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<v Speaker 5>You go first? Shody?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll go for a Remember Shody, Punchbaggy Yellow God existed?

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<v Speaker 5>Does it just mean that time?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>What's yours?

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<v Speaker 8>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>Go on, I'll do my prob the show. Is it

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<v Speaker 5>just me? When the hell did bouldering become a thing?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that that rock climbing thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that so.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure it's been a thing for a while, but

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like it's only just starting to become like

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<v Speaker 5>the new health craze that everyone's giving a crack. It's

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<v Speaker 5>basically rock climbing, but you don't have any harnesses or

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<v Speaker 5>any safety strapping stuff like, you just climb up but

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<v Speaker 5>they don't go too high and then there's matts to

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<v Speaker 5>fall on. Yeah right, And I'd never heard of this.

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<v Speaker 5>Hayden boulders, Oh of course he does. There you go

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<v Speaker 5>with with.

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<v Speaker 1>His straight friends and he goes, babe, I'm bouldering.

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<v Speaker 5>He has straight friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, with his heterosexual friends.

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<v Speaker 5>From you, I know what straight means. I'm just I'm

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<v Speaker 5>still shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>He has more straight friends than I do. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>goes boldering all the time, and then he comes home

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta hug him and he doesn't want touch

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<v Speaker 1>me because he's got callouses on.

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<v Speaker 5>His God reminds me of when had to put the

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<v Speaker 5>weird sticky thing on your hand before he pole dancing

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<v Speaker 5>and like make your hands all like clay, Like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but I've never heard of his crab And I found

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<v Speaker 5>out because I used to go to Pillarate's every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course with my friend Nina. We made a thing

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<v Speaker 5>of it. Sometimes go get a stint to get the

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<v Speaker 5>RSL after Pallati. It was beautiful Tuesday night tradition. When

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<v Speaker 5>Lockdown finished in Sydney, I said hello, Nina, would you

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<v Speaker 5>like to go back to Pillarti's again? And she goes, oh, no, sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to start doing bouldering. I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 5>it a go. As though I knew what that is,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's something that everyone will eventually give a go.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think I will be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Sound up my alley at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Not high on my priority listened. I always go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>are you going bouldering baby again today?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we normally go to the page Wood one, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're also going to go to the coggro one, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do you want to try the rock down one?

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<v Speaker 5>How we fuck it? I feel like you'd actually get

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<v Speaker 5>bored of the one bouldering joint after a while, because

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<v Speaker 5>the rocks are in the same place. Like a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of people say that they like it because it's like

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<v Speaker 5>a puzzle, which is all the more reason as to

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<v Speaker 5>why I think it's stupid. I hate puzzles. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>sound like fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, back in my day, rock climbing was rock climbing,

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<v Speaker 1>of course bouldering.

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<v Speaker 5>Now get out to Katoomba climb the Blue Mountains properly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right back in my day with for sisters, now

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<v Speaker 1>only three because someone climb it all the way over one.

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<v Speaker 5>What about you, Jenna, would you ever give bouldering and crack?

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<v Speaker 5>You look like the type that would just, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>give it a guy.

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<v Speaker 7>With these nails?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh actually per cat claws. No, that would not help.

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<v Speaker 5>I couldn't do it. You know what, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>be giving a go soon. You might like this, actually, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 5>you know fitness class I've signed up to. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going tonight actually, so we need to keep this show.

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<v Speaker 5>Fucking Ti sound bath. Excuse me, sound bath? What's that?

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<v Speaker 5>So it's like, you know, they bang pots and gongs

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff and you just lie there on your mat

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<v Speaker 5>and apparently it's're a.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice sound bath.

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<v Speaker 5>Sound bath.

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<v Speaker 7>You're not in a bath.

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<v Speaker 5>It's there on the yoga mat and it's like sound therapy,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess. And it's fitness, well, I mean for the mine.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if you really had to break it down,

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<v Speaker 5>probably doesn't count as fitness. It's the same poliity studio

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<v Speaker 5>I go to that are doing it, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>well it's basically exercise. If you ask me, I'm googling

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<v Speaker 5>sound bath is a thing. Well, I'll report back and

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<v Speaker 5>let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he's doing it. So what type of music is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a tree of life vibe like real chimes and.

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<v Speaker 5>I assume side So it's just like gongs and bowls

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<v Speaker 5>and shit and they just kind of absorbish and the

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<v Speaker 5>vibrations are meant to be real relaxing and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called?

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<v Speaker 5>Sound bath? Bad brain day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes abound a three hour sound behalf four k no

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<v Speaker 1>talking audio.

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<v Speaker 5>Real that you videos are three hours? Okay, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 5>this will give you some idea yeah, yeah, let's get

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<v Speaker 5>it up. Hold on, Just imagine me lying there on

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<v Speaker 5>me Matt, just absorbing this. I love exercise.

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<v Speaker 1>Close my eyes on it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's scratching something.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like rubbing the paddle in the bowl after

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<v Speaker 5>hitting it. So it makes that noise. I don't imagine

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<v Speaker 5>if I get carried away and start harmonizing with it.

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<v Speaker 5>Try you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's opening my third eye my third eyes open.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what the smell is?

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's very much.

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<v Speaker 10>Is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>It goes for three hours? Let me skip ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe I'm not doing it three hour class.

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<v Speaker 1>No, of course, maybe they sing they bring out the

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<v Speaker 1>drums in an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, chip an hour in. It's very much the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Skip to the final and third hour.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it's a deeper time. All this changes everything?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the benefit of each Where this come from? Changes everything?

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<v Speaker 11>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>It just sounded like it would be nice. Are you

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<v Speaker 5>going with your friend Na by yourself? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get hooked by a pamphlet or a TikTok?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's the same place that I do pilarateis at

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<v Speaker 5>So I got an email newclass alot. I was like shit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Maya.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm very excited for you.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel that Jennie should come along one time.

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<v Speaker 7>I am really into this, right, I'd never.

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<v Speaker 5>Heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a too might come.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's all do Nah, you couldn't handle the silence midchower.

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<v Speaker 5>You've been trying to make bands with the bitch with

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<v Speaker 5>the balls.

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<v Speaker 8>Hit.

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<v Speaker 1>I want some cereal on that have a breakfast, all right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy your your crystal singing, your bath, Thanks your sound bath.

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<v Speaker 5>Hurry up and tell me what your Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this week? I gotta go to fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound Okay, sorry, here's mine? All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 12>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there nothing worse in life than having someone hand

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<v Speaker 1>you their phone and go watch this? You'll love it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Do people not like that? No? I'm that person.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I had to hate to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I do that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The moment that I thought of it, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you do.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh No. I sometimes take it one set further and

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<v Speaker 5>I whack it on the Apple TV. I'm like everyone,

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<v Speaker 5>I've got a presentation. I saw a ticktoc today.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell, stop a party, just to show it. You're actually

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<v Speaker 1>now TikTok came out. You've shown me something TikTok's that

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<v Speaker 1>I have already seen.

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<v Speaker 5>I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've already you know, watch it. Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>watch it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, actually, I will stop you there. I'm self aware

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<v Speaker 5>enough to know that if they've already seen it, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>just go, how good is it? I put my phone back.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't make them suffer through it if I've already

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<v Speaker 5>seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes Mitch will go to the next step and

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<v Speaker 1>hand me the phone, then leave the room like you

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<v Speaker 1>go hells and you'll go make you smoothie or something.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna quiz me when he gets back, and I

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<v Speaker 1>dread that, you go, what was your best?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if I would do that, even.

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<v Speaker 1>If I sat through the whole video. I'm thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>the dread, not the video.

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<v Speaker 5>I will forget about it. Next time I see something

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<v Speaker 5>that might bring you joy, I'm gonna say, nop, no,

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<v Speaker 5>not showing y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 5>Both of my friends aren't good liars like you, and

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<v Speaker 5>so I've never picked up on any indication that they're

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<v Speaker 5>not actually appreciating when I show them. They trust my

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<v Speaker 5>cook to taste They're like, if Mitchell find it funny,

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<v Speaker 5>this is gonna slap No, but you lie to my face.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm not doing it. Yeah I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 7>Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>Later on we're going to be doing another round of

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<v Speaker 5>TV Things, talking about the most awkward TV in views.

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<v Speaker 5>But right now, I believe tests are sent in and

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<v Speaker 5>is it just you on Instagram? Shall we hear it?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me? Or?

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<v Speaker 13>Do you get embarrassed about the speed of your windscreen wipers?

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<v Speaker 13>Like if it's raining outside, I have to match my

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<v Speaker 13>speed of the windscreen wipers with everyone else because I

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<v Speaker 13>feel like if mine are going too fast, I'm overreacting.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, No, I don't get it to that extent. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I never ever compare my wipers to others. Sorry. Tests test.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're worried about the speed of someone else's wipers

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<v Speaker 1>while you're driving through a potential rainstorm, look inwards.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like, now I'm going to start paying attention

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<v Speaker 5>to that now. One thing I do hate. I noticed

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<v Speaker 5>this the other day is when it's just kind of

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<v Speaker 5>sprinkling yeah, and it's enough drops to obscure your vision,

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<v Speaker 5>and yet when you turn on the blades, it's clearly

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<v Speaker 5>not wet enough, so it just goes. It's like I

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<v Speaker 5>need to turn them on, but they's not a heavy shower,

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<v Speaker 5>so I'm not really getting rid of much.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, mine actually have a factory issue that I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get check. My max speed doesn't work. So

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<v Speaker 1>the fastest mind, because they have order, they automatically go on.

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<v Speaker 1>So I remember driving, I'm like, oh, the auto sense

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<v Speaker 1>is not picking up, but it's hurricaneing. But I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to manually do it and it doesn't go fast. My

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<v Speaker 1>max speed is boom, oh no boom. Yes, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the I don't have that. Well, I've got two

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<v Speaker 1>variations of that. Oh really good, tell them explain them.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I've got the same thing you do where it's

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<v Speaker 5>through a bit that if you drop the accumulate. But

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<v Speaker 5>then I've got another one that goes, and then I've

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<v Speaker 5>got one that goes like it really goes to town

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<v Speaker 5>with that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Not got a hold. And that's an aussy car that

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<v Speaker 1>knows the rains high on die Japanese car, they're not

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<v Speaker 1>used to the rain. Just smug acid, rain, acid rain?

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<v Speaker 1>What happens in Japan? Again?

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<v Speaker 5>I need to elaborate on absurd claims like that rain's

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<v Speaker 5>acid in Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's so much smug that the rain falls through it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the water is top sick because of the smog.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, it.

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<v Speaker 7>Happens in places in Canada as well, does it really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I learn something new every day on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't say we don't teach you nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You are so right. When the little bit of rain

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<v Speaker 1>accumulates in between the wipers, I love that moment. It's

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<v Speaker 1>that there, it is, it's gone.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't I'm like shoo, oh you want to get

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<v Speaker 5>rid of it? Oh way, yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? Yes, more useless in this life than the back

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<v Speaker 1>wind scream wiper.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it? I never use it.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out when four.

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<v Speaker 5>When there's rain on my back wind screen. It's actually

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<v Speaker 5>quite self explanatory. They come in handy because I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>used to have one. It was really quite a problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Couldn't see behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I really mine. It's like the pinky toal, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you get rid of your pinky tone and let

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<v Speaker 5>me know how that feel, and then you can take

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<v Speaker 5>that back.

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<v Speaker 1>He go tests, it really is just you on this one. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people just drive though and don't really use wind

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<v Speaker 5>scream wiper. It's my housemate gave me a lift the

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<v Speaker 5>other day and I was biting my tongue for at

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<v Speaker 5>least fifteen minutes, and then I'm like, you can I

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<v Speaker 5>tell the fucking wipers on? Like I can't see anything,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm the passenger, and he goes, oh, I can

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<v Speaker 5>see fine, the screen with covered in droplets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we scrim rapers aren't like air con. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>saving of any petrol by not turning the mind.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, some people just don't notice them as.

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<v Speaker 1>Much when the car in front of you is indicating

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<v Speaker 1>but clearly has no intention of turning drives your biker's on, you, idiot.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like today's the day that Mitch finally realizes

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<v Speaker 5>that he hates me as a person, because I also

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<v Speaker 5>do that. I just sometimes forget, oh you leave it on.

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<v Speaker 5>I go to merge and then the bitch doesn't actually

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<v Speaker 5>let me in, and then I go, okay, never mind.

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<v Speaker 5>Then I'm still indicating a few kilometers.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck with the blinker on. Yeah, nothing worse than cutting

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<v Speaker 1>someone off and making such an effort, burning so much

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<v Speaker 1>petrol that to get in front of someone and then

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<v Speaker 1>the lights go in. Then you just end up next

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<v Speaker 1>to each other.

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<v Speaker 5>It's how good. Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't relate here, Jenny. You've got no idea of passengers.

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<v Speaker 5>What are we going to do this l plate thing

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<v Speaker 5>with Jenna? We were saying a while ago that we're

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<v Speaker 5>going to teach her to drive.

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<v Speaker 1>When do you want to do it? Jenna? You have

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<v Speaker 1>to do Mitch's car?

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<v Speaker 5>Why why do you not trust me?

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<v Speaker 1>In case it's raining? My windscrem wipers. Don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>mac setting all right, Mitchell. One of our newest segments,

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<v Speaker 1>which we're very excited for. We've had such sendings the

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<v Speaker 1>listeners are dying for Tinder fairy Tales and physicis yea.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's not mark around, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Tinder Tales and.

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<v Speaker 8>Out.

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<v Speaker 1>We launched this last week, all thanks to Tinder. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a fairy tale or a fizzer you want

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<v Speaker 1>to share with us on the show, hit us up

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram at a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 5>Which is exactly what Kayla has done. Kayla, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 5>the podcast. Hi, guys, now listen. We want to hear

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<v Speaker 5>fizzis and fairy tales, bad dates, happy endings. I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 5>you've got a visit to tell us.

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<v Speaker 14>I do have a visit to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for it, hit us.

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, So it's happened a few months ago. It was

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<v Speaker 14>a second date, and I offered to drive him home

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<v Speaker 14>because he didn't even drive.

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<v Speaker 5>I was going to say, is that a turn off

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<v Speaker 5>for you guys that don't drive?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, major and stuff. I feel like, as an adult,

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<v Speaker 14>it's just something you should do.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. If you can't drive a car, you can't drive

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<v Speaker 1>my underparts. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>get you.

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<v Speaker 14>The mechanics are very similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, all right, all right, keep going. What happened then?

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<v Speaker 14>So I dropped him home. I got out the car

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<v Speaker 14>and walked off toward the door, and he went in

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<v Speaker 14>for a hug, but I wasn't really feeling it and

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<v Speaker 14>he could tell, so he switched the last second to

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<v Speaker 14>a handshake.

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<v Speaker 5>I shake the hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>The thing is I didn't react in times. I was

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<v Speaker 14>still going in for that awkward hug, and he slipped

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<v Speaker 14>and got my boot, and once he realized he had

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<v Speaker 14>a nice grasp on it. He committed to the handshake

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<v Speaker 14>and just shook my.

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<v Speaker 5>Booth in the handshake. You didn't put your hand out

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<v Speaker 5>in time, and he shook your tits.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, pretty well, so he actually shook it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I'm here now, I might as well be.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a courteous thing to do.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you react?

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<v Speaker 14>I shook his because.

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<v Speaker 5>So you shook his tit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice a tit for a tit? How life it

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<v Speaker 1>should be?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're still single, Kayler. That's the important question.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations Cayler. We're gonna hit you up with a Tinder

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<v Speaker 1>Gold membership. We'll send that out.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh cool, you're welcome off. Let me tell you you've

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<v Speaker 5>already got Tinder obviously, but this is like next level Tinder. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>so you don't have to waste any time being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I hope they match me back. Because it gives you

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<v Speaker 5>a list of everyone that's already liked you, so you

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<v Speaker 5>can just like take your pick. It's like a menu.

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<v Speaker 5>What do I want to know?

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<v Speaker 1>It gives you so much power, Kayler.

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<v Speaker 5>It also gives you that rewind button if you change

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<v Speaker 5>your mind because you've said no to someone and you're like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh wait wait wait, so you can rewind and you

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<v Speaker 5>get all the Tinder perks basically passport unlimited, likes, super

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<v Speaker 5>likes boosting. So watch out, fellas, she's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>a Tinder pro after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor's on the Prayer World. Done. Enjoy that.

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<v Speaker 14>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what we do, all right, Ashley, She's up next, Ashley, Hello,

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<v Speaker 5>welcome to the show. Hi, Ashley, Ashley Hill.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we are good?

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<v Speaker 5>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? What do you have for? It's a fairy tale

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<v Speaker 1>or a fizzer?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, it's a fizzar.

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<v Speaker 12>It's one hundred percent of fizz.

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<v Speaker 5>Another fizz are Okay? What happened?

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<v Speaker 12>So we decided that we were going to go down

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<v Speaker 12>and have a bit of a romantic getaway at the

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<v Speaker 12>Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 5>Intend you say romantic get away in the Gold Coast? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a bit of a juxtaposition in itself. Is the

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<v Speaker 5>Gold Coast romantic or it's the Gold Coast a bit skanky?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 12>No, I'm going to go with a bit skanky. I

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<v Speaker 12>wasn't going down there to make life plans.

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<v Speaker 14>I was going down there for a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, smart, good on. Nothing romantic about SeaWorld.

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<v Speaker 6>Is there?

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<v Speaker 12>Absolutely? So He's like, Oh, my family are having a

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<v Speaker 12>bit of a lunch. Would you mind if you come

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<v Speaker 12>over and meet my family? I really want you to

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<v Speaker 12>meet them. Everyone's going to be there.

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to be a lunch meeting a family. I've

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<v Speaker 5>never gotten to that stage when I'm dating someone. Is

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<v Speaker 5>it daunting meeting the family?

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<v Speaker 1>It's huge, right, Actually it's a big moment.

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<v Speaker 12>Well, I thought I was in I thought this was

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<v Speaker 12>good signs thought he was just the bes knee. He's like,

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<v Speaker 12>I really thought this was going great. So he picks

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<v Speaker 12>me up and I wore like a really nice white

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<v Speaker 12>floral dress. It should have been his cleavage but not

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<v Speaker 12>too much, and it was short but short enough I

0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:17.879
<v Speaker 12>could still meet your mother in it. We started driving

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<v Speaker 12>down the street and I'm like thinking, gee's a lot

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<v Speaker 12>of cars.

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<v Speaker 5>Here right right, Mitch Cherry is quite partial to a

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<v Speaker 5>big family game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking this sounds great to me. Time anyway.

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<v Speaker 12>So then so then we get out of the car

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<v Speaker 12>and he opened the door and right in front of

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<v Speaker 12>me is this grandmother s being black sobbing, sobbing, holding

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<v Speaker 12>this sooto Frank. We walked in. He disappears to mingle

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<v Speaker 12>with his family, and this lovely lady puts rum around

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<v Speaker 12>me and goes by the way. I'm really sorry for

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<v Speaker 12>the loss of Michael. About thinking, Yeah, I was at

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<v Speaker 12>Uncle Michael's wake.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you were, And so this guy told you that

0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:08.920
<v Speaker 5>he was going to take you to meet the family

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:12.560
<v Speaker 5>at a humble little family barbecue or something, and it

0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:14.800
<v Speaker 5>was a freaking wake. And then he just ditched you

0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:15.600
<v Speaker 5>at the wake.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, so I spent so I took Anny leaf

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<v Speaker 12>of this my day. I spent the afternoon walking around

0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:27.119
<v Speaker 12>with a plate of sandwiches, selling out Annie and Uncle

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<v Speaker 12>his drink. I didn't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Wake your heads up would have been nice. Buckeyeh, there'll

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<v Speaker 5>be a corpse at this lunch, my god. All right, Well,

0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.520
<v Speaker 5>the most important question ash is are you still single?

0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:43.199
<v Speaker 12>No, I'm married.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll forget about it. We're keeping it out you. We're

0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:46.639
<v Speaker 5>going to give you in the goal. But Nor and

0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:48.480
<v Speaker 5>Jenna's got it. You had your fairy tale. Get off

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<v Speaker 5>my shirt, thanks Ashleys, congratulations, look at her girl married

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<v Speaker 5>now success. Let's hear a fairy tale, shall we him?

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle. Well, she already sounds like she's got a fairy tale,

0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:04.800
<v Speaker 1>she's got her life.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeh, that's a satisfied woman.

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<v Speaker 1>She basically sign up Michelle, Hey, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us about your fairytale, your Tinder fairytale.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, well, about eight years ago. Well, I actually went

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<v Speaker 9>on back on to Tinder to delete my profile. And

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<v Speaker 9>this was a day before Valentine's Day. So I had

0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:28.359
<v Speaker 9>this message on there and I thought, hmm, I'm going

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<v Speaker 9>to read it. And it was a really sweet message,

0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:33.639
<v Speaker 9>Like I just thought, oh my god, this guy is

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<v Speaker 9>so nice.

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<v Speaker 5>What did he say?

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:35.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What was it?

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<v Speaker 11>So?

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<v Speaker 9>He just said, I know that I'm not in Australia

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<v Speaker 9>and we live like thousands of miles away. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 9>learning to speak English, and I was just wondering if

0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:47.080
<v Speaker 9>we could be friends, and I, you know, I can

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<v Speaker 9>practice my English, and I went, okay, then that's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, how do you reckon you matched him in

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<v Speaker 5>the first place if he's not local. Did you have

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<v Speaker 5>that Tinder passport thing or was he in Australia at

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<v Speaker 5>one point?

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<v Speaker 9>No, we had the passports and I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 9>where Croasia was. I actually had to google croasia To was.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, is it Europe? I think it is near a

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:09.360
<v Speaker 1>body of water.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so I googled it and then so we arranged

0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:17.679
<v Speaker 9>to talk that night. We gave each other our Skypes addresses,

0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:19.200
<v Speaker 9>and then that night we talked.

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<v Speaker 5>And how did that go? Because it already sounds like

0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:23.600
<v Speaker 5>he was trying to friend zone you At first he says,

0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:25.480
<v Speaker 5>can we be friends? But was there something more?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know, Like we just clicked. Like we talked

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<v Speaker 9>for about nine hours and we just didn't stop talking.

0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:36.120
<v Speaker 9>We just kept talking and talking. And then every day

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<v Speaker 9>we just talked for hours and hours and hours missing

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<v Speaker 9>on for about four months, and.

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<v Speaker 5>You reckon, his english was pretty decent for someone who

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<v Speaker 5>claims he needs to No, No.

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<v Speaker 9>It wasn't so like things he said were pretty hilarious.

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:52.000
<v Speaker 9>Once instead of calling me a filthy animal, he calls

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<v Speaker 9>me a filthy livestock.

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<v Speaker 5>Filthy livestock. I hate to wonder what the context was

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<v Speaker 5>as well.

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<v Speaker 9>And so and then probably after about two weeks of chatting,

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:06.640
<v Speaker 9>we just clicked and he just said, oh my god,

0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:08.200
<v Speaker 9>I really like you, and I went, oh my god,

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 9>I really like you. How were we going to do this?

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:12.199
<v Speaker 9>His name is.

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<v Speaker 5>Jasmine, Okay, all right, and so how did it go?

0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:15.479
<v Speaker 5>What happened?

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<v Speaker 9>And then after about four months of chatting, he just said,

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<v Speaker 9>you know, I really wished I don't know how we're

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<v Speaker 9>going to do this, but how are we going to meet?

0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:24.160
<v Speaker 14>Like we have to meet?

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:28.680
<v Speaker 9>And I went no, And so I thought, no, damn it,

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:30.520
<v Speaker 9>I'm going to go. I'm going to go get a

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<v Speaker 9>plane ticket and go.

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<v Speaker 5>Over Really no, yep, wow, God, you must have felt

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<v Speaker 5>really strongly if you're willing to do that.

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.720
<v Speaker 9>I was terrified, like my my family thought I was

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<v Speaker 9>going to be human trafficked.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 9>And I said, no, I'll be fine. I'm going to

0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:49.119
<v Speaker 9>book into a hotel for a few days just to

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:52.639
<v Speaker 9>make sure I'm safe. So I got on a plane

0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:55.120
<v Speaker 9>and went over there. He met me at the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>What was the first meeting?

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<v Speaker 9>Like, yeah, I was really going to say. He come

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<v Speaker 9>running up to me at the airport to me, kissed me,

0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:02.720
<v Speaker 9>and I went and it just felt right like I

0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:04.000
<v Speaker 9>just melted in his arm.

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<v Speaker 1>Was just like, oh you know what that is right there? Yep,

0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a tinder fairy tale on the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm just picturing it sounds like it's in a movie.

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<v Speaker 5>No you did you stay in Croatia with him?

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<v Speaker 9>So I had a three month air ticket.

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:20.920
<v Speaker 5>Three months, he was saying there.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so I thought, say, you know, for a few

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<v Speaker 9>nights in a hotel, just to make sure that I

0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:28.640
<v Speaker 9>was going to be safe and not trafficked all over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you did think of a livestock after all.

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:33.640
<v Speaker 5>I can't believe your family took this beautiful love story

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:35.320
<v Speaker 5>and then put that thought in the back of your head.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 9>So after a few days in the hotel and meeting

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:45.560
<v Speaker 9>his family, I moved into his house. His family just

0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:47.520
<v Speaker 9>loved me and I thought, oh my god, all these

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 9>people are just so nice to me. That made me

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 9>feel so welcome. Then we went out and he proposed

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<v Speaker 9>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is what we call a tinder

0:24:59.160 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 1>fairy to that.

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<v Speaker 5>And so I'm guessing, because you're on the show talking

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:05.119
<v Speaker 5>about your fairy tale, that it all ended well, you

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:05.639
<v Speaker 5>got married.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, So before I left, we got married. Until after

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:13.159
<v Speaker 9>I got married, I had to come back home to Australia.

0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 9>I packed up everything and move over there for good.

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<v Speaker 1>How beautiful it was, like, he's.

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<v Speaker 9>The nicest person. I'm so blessed to have met him.

0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 7>Oh that's beautiful, and it's been eight years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, eight years, all right, Michelle, that's I think that's

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:29.480
<v Speaker 1>one of our best yet.

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:33.359
<v Speaker 5>What a brilliant thanks Michelle. We'll give you a buzz

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 5>back if we ever do Tinder Divorces, yeah or.

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:43.399
<v Speaker 1>Tinder True Crime. Thank you anytime, Michelle. Yeah bye, what

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<v Speaker 1>a superstar. Michelle is all right.

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 5>We're going to be doing this again next week, one

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:49.560
<v Speaker 5>last time, Tinder fairy Tales and fizzits, So let us

0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 5>know if you've embarrassed yourself or if you've got a

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 5>fairy tale to share as well. I'm getting all gusty.

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I know me to hit us up on Instagram a

0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 1>couple of inches and we'll sive through the best. We'll

0:25:58.040 --> 0:25:59.440
<v Speaker 1>get him on as well as when your self for

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<v Speaker 1>Tinder Goldman imagining on sky for that long, I know,

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:05.360
<v Speaker 1>find a croatia for someone. She must have felt real

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:07.959
<v Speaker 1>strongly to like sit through a friggin sky call.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't imagine.

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Worked out for her in the end.

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:11.480
<v Speaker 5>Yes, it did good on you, Michelle. All right, now

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.399
<v Speaker 5>let's get into TV eatings, shall we.

0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Shun me on a c Now, there was a big

0:26:17.359 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 5>story in a TV world last week. You might have

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 5>seen it already, Matt Dorny you across this.

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I've heard bits and pieces, but I haven't read

0:26:24.119 --> 0:26:26.399
<v Speaker 1>the full article. Oh really, Yeah, And I don't know

0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the ins and outs of it. All I know is

0:26:27.840 --> 0:26:32.119
<v Speaker 1>that he fucking stupidly bungled an interview with Adele of

0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:32.639
<v Speaker 1>all people.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 5>Oh well, you wait till you hear the bungle, because

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:36.399
<v Speaker 5>this is kind of like a red flag for you,

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:38.080
<v Speaker 5>and then a warning of what not to do as

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:38.960
<v Speaker 5>an interviewer yourself.

0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Hof I do for a day job.

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:42.320
<v Speaker 5>So Matt Dora And if you don't know, he's the

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 5>host of Weekend Sunrise, and I think he might fill

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 5>in for Koshi every Friday or something. But basically Channel

0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 5>seven he floats around. You probably would have seen him.

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:52.800
<v Speaker 5>He flew to London earlier this month. It's only just

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 5>come out now though, but he flew to London to

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:58.199
<v Speaker 5>interview Adele. Apparently the deal with Channel seven and the

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 5>record label was worth one million dollar. Channel seven paid that, yeah,

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:05.480
<v Speaker 5>to make it happen, and so he flew there and

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 5>apparently in the interview, Adele asked him what he thought

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 5>of the new album and at that point he admitted,

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 5>I have not listened to Dell to you a new album.

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 5>I have not. And that did not go down well

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 5>because now they're refusing to hand over the footage that

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.880
<v Speaker 5>they filmed. They're basically saying, well, you're not getting your interview.

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:24.840
<v Speaker 5>Your interviewer did not prepare properly.

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So he got suspended from Sunrise for two weeks, which,

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 5>as the weekend Sunrise host is four days off, it

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 5>sounds way more dramatic when you say two weeks off.

0:27:37.080 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 5>But do you know how many people would have killed

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 5>for that opportunity? Oh my god, and would have taken

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:43.679
<v Speaker 5>it so seriously. I imagine how well Angela Bush it

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:47.640
<v Speaker 5>would have done. For example, Oh, she wouldn't have risked

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 5>pissing Adele off because I don't know. Maybe he thought

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:53.080
<v Speaker 5>he could just wing it because he is on Sunrise.

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:56.639
<v Speaker 5>Usually their interviews are like what three to seven minutes,

0:27:56.680 --> 0:27:59.199
<v Speaker 5>maybe five minutes or so. Yeah, and so he's probably

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:01.240
<v Speaker 5>used to being able to get away with just you know,

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 5>winging it. I mean, do you do.

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>That a lot? Shi classically the king of winging it,

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.920
<v Speaker 1>not for big interviews like if I have a duel

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:10.560
<v Speaker 1>or a fucking Elton John or all on our sex.

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll prep I'll prepare.

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:13.679
<v Speaker 5>That's what I mean, like you can get away with it.

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's something like that.

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:18.400
<v Speaker 5>But this was a twenty to thirty minute sit down

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 5>the door and we're supposed to be doing so. How

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 5>many people in the world have done that with Adele

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 5>Oprah Like not many people have done that. So this

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 5>is a big opportunity. And apparently this is what he's

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:29.439
<v Speaker 5>come out and said he missed the email.

0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 2>I flew to London to interview Adele, an unspeakable privilege

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 2>and what was to be one of the highlights of

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 2>my career. I made the terrible mistake of assuming we

0:28:40.080 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 2>weren't to be given a preview copy of this album

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 2>because our interview was airing before it was released and

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Adele's album was the industry's most prized secret. The day

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:54.240
<v Speaker 2>after after we landed in London, an email came through

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 2>from Sony. It didn't mention Adele, but it did contain

0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>a link to her album. The genuine dead set hand

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:04.800
<v Speaker 2>on heart truth is that I missed it by an

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 2>absurdly long margin. The most important email I've ever missed

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 2>in my life.

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 5>Oh didn't see the email.

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 1>The problem is, you know, he is a political reporter,

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>he's not an entertainment reporter.

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.280
<v Speaker 5>I did think it was a weird choice. Yeah, send

0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 5>him to do it. I guess it's not working Monday

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:20.920
<v Speaker 5>to Friday, so we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Do the reports on crimes and court cases, not Adele's

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 1>latest album.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry the excuse that you didn't see the email,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, I mean, he wasn't like, oh whatever.

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 5>He was pretty mortified about it, as you would be.

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 5>But someone from Pedestrian has done the maths. And because

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 5>he flew direct from London, that's around a twenty three

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 5>hour flight. Yeah, Jenna and I've done that. It's hell.

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 5>You run out of movies to watch, you're desperate for

0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 5>something to listen to for mem Yes, so if had

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 5>he not missed the email during that twenty three hour flight,

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 5>he could have listened to the album, which is around

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<v Speaker 5>fifty minutes in length, twenty three and a half times.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people on Facebook pissed off This comment

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<v Speaker 5>said Matt Doran's probable toxic masculinity prevented him from listening.

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 5>He probably believes that as a small time Australian hack.

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 5>He's on par with the World Fame's extremely talented artist.

0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 5>Because said artist is female. He's the personification of a

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 5>privileged white man. Oh so that's the sort of backlash

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 5>he's getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, you know what the worst part about this is

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it was a face to face. Sometimes I can win

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>wing an interview on zoom because they don't see that

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>off webcam. I've got the press release in front of

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 1>me and I'm reading things word for word.

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 5>But you've done a face to face with Lizzo. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 5>you wouldn't have dared, just had no idea who she was.

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 5>No way I would have shot myself. I would have

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 5>been so terrified.

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 7>And your interview didn't go for twenty to thirty minute.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Now I had eight minutes with Lizzo and I was

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:43.840
<v Speaker 1>still going fucking hew, So there's really no excuse.

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 5>Speaking of which, Kate Langbrook's coming on the podcast soon.

0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure when, maybe next week.

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Bolly.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 5>Have you read her book, Chow.

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I've seen Stippers. We talk, we talk, so she mentioned

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 1>things here. We talk.

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 5>Imagine if she went full of down on no no, we.

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Text, we tex. I think Kate will either be the

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<v Speaker 1>type because we have what probably ten ft fteen minutes

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.239
<v Speaker 1>with Kate that might blow out or it might be

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>super tight.

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:05.959
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's harder to shut her up actually about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think the situation was? Do you think

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Adele got to the end of the interview and went

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, we're done now, but he was fucking shit?

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Let me ask him.

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, apparently it was right towards the end of the interview,

0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 5>and some people claim that she stormed out, which doesn't

0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 5>sound like her to me, and Matt's come out and

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 5>said that's not the case.

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<v Speaker 2>Throughout the twenty nine minutes, Adele was profound, she was funny,

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 2>she was raw, and then she was honest, honest enough

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 2>to describe her depression as end of the world stuff.

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 2>But all that doesn't matter because by missing the album link,

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<v Speaker 2>however I might try to justify it, I've insulted Adele.

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 2>To Adele, I say, I'd never have knowingly disrespected you

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 2>by deliberately not listening to your work. I am so sorry.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I also apologized to Adele's Australian fans and to you

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 2>our viewers, who through my have been denied this interview

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 2>and the insight into her character.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Poor Channel seven was they also bought the rights to

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>the CBS special you know how she did the the

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Oprah one. They paid for that, so as part of

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 1>the deal, Yeah, they were going to air that. Then

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 1>airy interview was going to be this whole exclusive Channel

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>seven thing. So he really fucked their whole rollout.

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 7>And to make it worse for Channel seven, they had

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 7>to air the whole Oprah thing a week after the

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 7>US so most of us had already seen snippets of

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 7>it and as a result, Lego Masters beat it.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 5>Ha. Oh my god, I did not know that. That's brilliant.

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:37.959
<v Speaker 5>But anyway, Jenna, Mitch and I thought, in light of

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 5>poor old Matt Dora and we would do a top

0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 5>five awkward TV interviews with the top four. We got

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 5>them ready, Oh, I got them ready to go. Let's

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<v Speaker 5>start with number five. Yeah, I'm sure you would have

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 5>seen this. It's a classic Courtney kardash him was on

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 5>Today X throw you now that one that comes on

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 5>mid morning after the.

0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.840
<v Speaker 1>David Campbell and so Sonny Krueger.

0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 5>Sonya's not there anymore, but at the time, yes, David

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 5>and Sonya. So she was chatting with David and Sonya

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 5>And it was around the same time. Remember how armed

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 5>robbers broke into Kim Kardashian in Paris. Yeah, they broke

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 5>into her hotel room. Apparently today's show we're told don't

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 5>bring that up, and they did. And then you can

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 5>hear some rat publicist in the background telling Courtney no,

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 5>don't answer that. So she's this kind of left flailing

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:22.640
<v Speaker 5>on air. Everyone thought that she was just choosing to

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 5>ignore them or like pretending she couldn't hear them. But

0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 5>it was the rat publicist that was standing there saying,

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 5>don't say anything.

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Did she put Courding in a really tricky spot?

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 5>Apparently from what I've heard, publicists overseas they have a

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 5>lot more like power than in Australia. Like what the

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 5>publicist says goes Anyway, this is what happened. People of

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:42.120
<v Speaker 5>Australia and of our show.

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 6>We were very.

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Empathetic about what happened and very sort of horrified, and

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>so we were wondering, how is everyone going, how's Kim

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 1>doing such?

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<v Speaker 13>Um? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sure is there someone talking to you?

0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 5>Yes? Sorry, sorry about that.

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 15>So I just was wondering, Hello.

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:21.359
<v Speaker 5>Courtney, have you have we lost you? I'm all right,

0:34:21.440 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 5>it looks like Courtney doesn't really want to go there.

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:30.319
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's see. I actually feel bad for Courtney in

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 5>that situation, because I think all the headlines afterwards were, oh,

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 5>Courtney snubs Aussie host, or they thought that she was

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 5>just being rude by shutting down not saying anything. But

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 5>it was the rat publicist, I'm telling you.

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:41.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Also, if you've been brief not to ask a question,

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:46.200
<v Speaker 1>you don't ask the question, especially something that big.

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 5>Maybe they missed the email.

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeahs happened.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 5>Maybe I want to number four, number four Dakota Johnson

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 5>Ellen at.

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 1>The start of the end of Ellen Degeneral.

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.919
<v Speaker 5>So when Ellen was getting canceled last year, this into

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 5>view with resurfaced a lot as an example of the

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 5>fact that, hey, maybe Ellen's not as lovely and kind

0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 5>as she likes to preach. Yes, this is what happened.

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 4>Happy lated birthday. When was your birthday? It was October fourth?

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 5>October fourth?

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 1>How was the party?

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:16.960
<v Speaker 5>I wasn't invited.

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 4>Actually, no, that's not the truth. Ellen. You were invited

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 4>last year. No, last time I was on the show

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:26.480
<v Speaker 4>last year, you gave me a bunch of about not

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:28.520
<v Speaker 4>inviting you. But I didn't even know you wanted to

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 4>be invited. Well, I didn't want to be invited to

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 4>a party. Why I didn't even know you liked me?

0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 4>Of course I like you. You knew I liked you.

0:35:38.200 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 14>You've been on the show many times, and don't I

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 14>show like, Yeah.

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 4>But I did invite you and you didn't come. Are

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:46.800
<v Speaker 4>you sure of you?

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 5>How do you know? I don't think so?

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 4>Ask everybody asked Jonathan, your producer. Okay, you were I

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:56.919
<v Speaker 4>was there.

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:57.839
<v Speaker 5>Why didn't I go?

0:35:58.800 --> 0:35:59.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't know?

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 9>Was it? Oh?

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:03.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had that thing.

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 1>You can hear the rage and Ellen's she does not

0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like or is used to being called out.

0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:15.319
<v Speaker 5>I know, And I feel like I feel like with

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:17.719
<v Speaker 5>all these men to decide who's the bitch of the piece? Yeah,

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 5>this one, I'm not sure who the bitch of the

0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:21.680
<v Speaker 5>piece is because I feel bad that Ellen was put

0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 5>on the spot like that. I don't think Dakota went

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 5>in there planning to do that, but she brought it up.

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 5>Ellen brought it up.

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 5>But also I know people like Mitchell Cherry who famously

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:33.439
<v Speaker 5>don't actually you two, Jenna fuck me, who don't show

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:36.920
<v Speaker 5>up to things that they're invited to and it doesn't

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 5>make them an evil person. So I think everyone's using

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 5>this against Ellen, and she was kind of put on

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 5>the spot. It wasn't a good scenario.

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I would never say to you, oh, you

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 1>never invite me because I know that I don't turn up.

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 1>So Ellen was asking for it.

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 5>That's true. But maybe she missed the EMA. Yeah, maybe

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 5>Dakota texted her saying, Elle, want to come to me

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 5>birthday bash and turning thirty. It would have gone through

0:36:57.239 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 5>people who might not even pass it on because they

0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:00.399
<v Speaker 5>saw that Ellen was already out of town.

0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Bring Porsche.

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. But the reason that Ellen got double the backlashes

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:07.439
<v Speaker 5>someone went digging and realized that that was the same

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 5>weekend that Ellen was photographed with George W. Bush and

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 5>everyone's like, you could have been at Dakota's birthday, but

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:17.880
<v Speaker 5>you were hanging out with a Republican who opposes gay marriage. Really, Ellen,

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:20.760
<v Speaker 5>I remember those that in itself got negative press.

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And oh my god, I didn't realize.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.319
<v Speaker 5>That they put together that was the same weekend, So

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 5>that's why she was out of town.

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:28.759
<v Speaker 1>Wow, all right, let's do number three. What do we have?

0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 5>So this one is CAA Delavine. You know her model, Yep,

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 5>the model, and she's in movies and stuff. She was

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 5>fromoting paper towns and it's pretty clearly who the bit

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 5>of the piece in this audio is, right. So she

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 5>was doing an interview with some morning show in the

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 5>US and for some reason those hosts convinced themselves that

0:37:46.760 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 5>she was in a bad mood even though she wasn't,

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:50.840
<v Speaker 5>and she's they're basically trying to call her out, and

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 5>she's quite confused, being like, wait, what am I doing wrong?

0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, it was quite awkward, weird.

0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I saw you in London talking a couple weeks ago

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:01.120
<v Speaker 1>on TV and you seem to lot more excited about

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 1>it than you do right now.

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 11>Are you just exhausted?

0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 10>Oh no, I mean I'm still very excited. And you know,

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 10>the premiere was last night. It was an emotional it

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 10>was an emotional night. It felt like the end of

0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 10>an era. But I'm not any less excited than I

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:17.359
<v Speaker 10>was a couple of weeks ago.

0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I had a bit more energy. It's the morning. See.

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 4>You do seem a bit a bit irritated. Perhaps it's

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 4>just us. No, I think it's just I think it

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 4>probably is.

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 6>As much.

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:34.719
<v Speaker 5>We'll let you go then how about that, let you

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 5>go take a little nap, maybe get a red ball,

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much.

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:44.400
<v Speaker 4>She was in a mood she made.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Wasn't in a mood, you know what I mean? Like

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 5>that was just so unnecessary. I bet in that moment

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 5>they thought that they were being funny, but I was

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 5>just like, what the hell? That is so rude.

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Those kinds of American gossip reporters are a dime a dozen.

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Like you've got teams, you've got you've got extra, you've

0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 1>got all these ridiculous channels, pop sugar, all this ship.

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:03.200
<v Speaker 1>They don't think they're sucking somebody.

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:05.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and they're probably used to fellow Americans.

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:06.560
<v Speaker 1>He will scream everything.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but Car is just like, what's up? Here's my movie.

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 5>Apparently they thought she was being really sarcastic the whole time,

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 5>but that's just her. Like at one point they said, oh,

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 5>you know, Paper Towns is a movie now that you're

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 5>in and it was a book. I've ever read the book,

0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 5>and she goes, no, I've never read the book. I

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 5>never read the script either. No, just kidding. It's like,

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 5>that's just her. H that's just her. I get that

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 5>all the time. People think I'm furious, but I've sat.

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 1>That fact taken that. But you know what, to their defense,

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:39.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe they're missing.

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 15>Car is a bit sour in general that her subject

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:48.640
<v Speaker 15>Tara needs now, Kara, Kara, Sorry, this is Tara.

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<v Speaker 5>So number two.

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite of all time.

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 5>Really, this was one that Mitch put forward. I'd never

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:58.319
<v Speaker 5>heard this Tara read, you know, from American Pie. She

0:39:58.800 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 5>was once again on Today X and she was mounted

0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 5>to put it thankfully, and that's just her speech was

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 5>all slow. She kept fumbling over a sentence. Here, it

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 5>is great to.

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:14.479
<v Speaker 4>See you again, great to see you. How you guys doing.

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 5>We're great. Well, it's good.

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:17.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a good feeling for us at the Shark night

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>at time and here we are the final entry, so

0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:20.840
<v Speaker 1>they say, of the Shark Nado series.

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:22.840
<v Speaker 16>I mean, who knows in a couple of years and

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:24.600
<v Speaker 16>might want to make another one to move this shark

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:25.680
<v Speaker 16>videos from the Australia.

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 16>Yes, you guys are really like this one. It's hilarious

0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:36.399
<v Speaker 16>shot in Australia. Honestly, we'll ever see that. But I'm

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.480
<v Speaker 16>really like, I really wanted to shoot there. It's one

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 16>of my favorite places. But but oh, shooting Australia. You

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 16>guys have the shows, it would be amazing.

0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 5>Well, we have some real shots the world.

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 7>Good stunt could definitely give you sharks.

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 11>And it's a true tar.

0:40:52.880 --> 0:40:55.840
<v Speaker 16>That you when I was there, You guys.

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 5>We've got the delay here causing problems here.

0:40:58.200 --> 0:40:58.719
<v Speaker 1>But is it true?

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 8>He when I was work, Yeah, of course, Oh my god,

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 8>oh god, I hate those satellite delay things.

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 5>It's so bad. You'd think that they would have figured

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 5>out how to fix that problem over the years, but no,

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.040
<v Speaker 5>it's actually gotten worse now with one to start zoom.

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 5>I know, quality is getting worse. In TV interviews, Dara

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 5>also didn't get it.

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 1>There were three points where they spoke over each other.

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:27.879
<v Speaker 7>And also how many times did she have to mention

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 7>sharks in aus Australia.

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she loves sharks apparently.

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that? It's also just the cherry on top that

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:34.399
<v Speaker 1>she was doing press for Shark Nater.

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.720
<v Speaker 5>I know that's so rare. But apparently after that everyone

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 5>was like, oh god, she's drinking again, because she's had

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 5>like a history of drinking. She actually yeah, but she

0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:46.640
<v Speaker 5>put out a statement after that basically addressing the interview,

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 5>but very vaguely, didn't really address it. She didn't give

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.880
<v Speaker 5>it yes or no. She just says, oh, I've noticed

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 5>all this attention happening around negative press. Blah blah blah.

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 5>I'm in good health, I'm happy, or something good for her.

0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 5>She didn't really say whether she was fucked up or not. Yeah,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 5>I mean I feel that she was. That's not normal.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:07.399
<v Speaker 1>She was very drunk. That's morning television, although I guess

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:09.320
<v Speaker 1>it was nighttime in LA. I don't know. She probably

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't get the email. Yeah, difference, she wouldn't have got

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 1>it all up to number one.

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:17.720
<v Speaker 5>Now this final one. This is not really a celeb interview,

0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 5>but I'll just take any excuse to play this. We were

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:21.760
<v Speaker 5>talking about it recently, Belle Gibson.

0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:24.439
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it on sixty.

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:26.759
<v Speaker 5>Minutes with Tara Brown. You mentioned sixty minutes the other

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 5>week and I said, this is the best sixty minutes

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 5>interview of all time.

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:32.439
<v Speaker 1>Who is We know who Tara Brown is, but who

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 1>is Bell Gibson?

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:37.799
<v Speaker 5>So in a nutshell she faked having cancer. Oh, and

0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:39.879
<v Speaker 5>she told everyone that she had four months to live,

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:43.680
<v Speaker 5>chemo and radiation weren't working. And then she wrote a

0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 5>book claiming that she'd healed herself with natural remedies, and

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 5>all these people who actually had cancer sort of looked

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 5>up to her. She came a bit of an influencer

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:54.040
<v Speaker 5>in that world, and when it all came on suck

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 5>Tara Brown was not having a bar of her bullshit.

0:42:56.680 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you this is what happened.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 3>The woman who pretended to have cancer and to this

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:06.280
<v Speaker 3>day still won't tell the truth that she knew she didn't.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:09.680
<v Speaker 3>Her struggle with terminal brain cancer won the sympathy of

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 3>hundreds of thousands of followers on social media here and overseas,

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 3>which she then parlayed into a nice Little learner, a

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 3>wellness app a cookbook, and celebrity appearances. But well before

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:25.720
<v Speaker 3>she became famous, Belle established a habit of astonishing fabrications.

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 3>You won't believe the diseases she's had. I mean, in

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:31.279
<v Speaker 3>two thousand and nine was a really bad year for you,

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:35.160
<v Speaker 3>wasn't it. You had three hard operations, you suffered two

0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 3>cardiac arrests, you died twice on the operating table, you

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:41.919
<v Speaker 3>had a stroke, and you were diagnosed with inoperable brain

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 3>shimmer and given four months to live.

0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:45.160
<v Speaker 11>Correct.

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you go into extraordinary details. I had surgery

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 3>about seven hour hours ago. The doctor comes in and

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:54.600
<v Speaker 3>tells me the draining failed and I went into cardiac

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:57.359
<v Speaker 3>arrest and died for just under three minutes. I had

0:43:57.360 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 3>the most intense bruising from the paddles when they electrocuted

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:06.280
<v Speaker 3>me back to consciousness. Anyway, the procedure failed and I died.

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.840
<v Speaker 11>So you haven't read back through all of that. But

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:14.399
<v Speaker 11>I also think when you're young and have gone through

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:17.840
<v Speaker 11>the situation I had just gone through, you are melodramatic.

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:22.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't have melodramatic now. I mean they're straight out lies.

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 3>You weren't in hospital. You're claiming you were, claimed you

0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 3>died twice. You didn't cis you didn't. That's not melodramatic,

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 3>that's straight out lying. It is extraordinary lies. And your

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 3>whole trade was on these poor people, that you inspired them,

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:43.320
<v Speaker 3>that they felt sorry for you, that you showed.

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 5>Them a path.

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 3>I mean you profited from that. You gained from that

0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 3>in reputation and in income.

0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 11>I didn't trade in my story or in other people's lives.

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.120
<v Speaker 11>You did trade in your story.

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 4>Bell.

0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:01.239
<v Speaker 3>It's all here, It is there here. You know you

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:04.880
<v Speaker 3>go on Instagram in twenty thirteen. I have been healing

0:45:04.920 --> 0:45:08.080
<v Speaker 3>a severe and malignant brain cancer for the past for

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 3>years with natural medicine, gerson therapy and foods. It's working

0:45:12.800 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 3>for me.

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 11>It is.

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:19.400
<v Speaker 3>And you didn't have brain cancer.

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.279
<v Speaker 11>No, I didn't know, but when I was writing that,

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 11>I thought that I did.

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 3>You were absolutely misleading, went you. You said a doctor

0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 3>gave you this terrible prognosis in his office, and you've

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:34.239
<v Speaker 3>just admitted that. You didn't say it was at your

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 3>home and it wasn't with a real doctor because you

0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:38.839
<v Speaker 3>said I believed you.

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:40.640
<v Speaker 11>No, I believed he was a real doctor.

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Did you lie to be believed? It's the question.

0:45:43.200 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 11>I didn't see him in his doctor's office in Perth.

0:45:46.560 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 3>You didn't see him in his doctor's office here.

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 11>But because he doesn't have an office, does he no right?

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 3>You claimed also in your book that you underwent chemotherapy

0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:57.280
<v Speaker 3>and radiotherapy for two months.

0:45:57.719 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 11>True or false at the time. I am true or false?

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:05.480
<v Speaker 11>True because at the time I believed I was having radiotherapy.

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 1>So false.

0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:11.919
<v Speaker 5>I love how Tara's got the receipts. That's a well

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 5>research interviewer. Every time Bell claimed bullshit, she'd be like, well.

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in two thousand and night.

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:18.840
<v Speaker 5>Oh it was brilliant.

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>That's someone who not only got the email but printed it.

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.480
<v Speaker 5>Now pretty clear who the bitch of the piece is there.

0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, the bad bitch is Tara. I loved it.

0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:29.520
<v Speaker 1>So she lied about everything, she made up all these illnesses.

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and made money from it. Yeah. So it would

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:34.879
<v Speaker 5>be funny if it weren't for the fact that she's

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 5>actually giving advice to people who are actually in that

0:46:37.840 --> 0:46:40.359
<v Speaker 5>scenario where it's you know, terminal cancer, and people were like,

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 5>she was giving people hope. But anyway, she came unsuck

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 5>and it's well worth the YouTube by the way, it's

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.560
<v Speaker 5>like a forty minute interview, but this by far was

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 5>my favorite part. She couldn't even answer the simplest of

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:52.799
<v Speaker 5>questions when Tara asked her how old she was.

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:56.799
<v Speaker 3>You're twenty three, right, Well, actually, how old are you?

0:46:58.760 --> 0:47:04.359
<v Speaker 11>I've always been rayed us as being currently a twenty

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 11>six year old.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:07.520
<v Speaker 3>How old are you?

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.719
<v Speaker 11>Well, I live knowing as I've always known that I

0:47:11.760 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 11>would be twenty.

0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Six, Okay, Bill, I was just a really really simple question,

0:47:18.440 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 3>how old are you?

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 11>I believe that I'm twenty six.

0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 5>I have.

0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:27.000
<v Speaker 11>Two birth certificates and I've had my name change four times.

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 11>The identity crisis there is big, but that was my

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.719
<v Speaker 11>normal when I was growing up. Tara that, what do

0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:36.600
<v Speaker 11>you know the truth to be? Now that's probably a

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:42.440
<v Speaker 11>question that we'll have to keep digging for truth. Well, truth, Tara,

0:47:42.800 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 11>I'm trying to draw on information.

0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:46.560
<v Speaker 3>No, no, don't draw on information.

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 11>Just be honest. I am being honest with you.

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, she's got out of it pretty well.

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 5>Remind me never to wrong Tara Brown. Yeah, it's so good.

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 5>Do you also find that for some reason when she

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:03.879
<v Speaker 5>was talking about not quite knowing your age, it's giving

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:04.759
<v Speaker 5>genovibes to me.

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 7>I know, I was thinking of myself throughout that.

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 4>Ye.

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:11.239
<v Speaker 5>Like we've had this conversation.

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:13.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why you're googling things? You just feel with?

0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 6>Well?

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:14.839
<v Speaker 5>I am, Well.

0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you that I bumped into Tar Brown

0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 1>and the elevators at Channel Night? Oh my god? Yeah,

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Channel Night every week for the after party, and I

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 1>got the lift the other day in Tara Brown standing

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 1>in the lift being briefed by a producer. Like we

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.719
<v Speaker 1>were not watching Morning Wars. They were briefing her. I

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know, probably an interview she was about to do. Wow,

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:36.879
<v Speaker 1>we rode to the level nine together because ironically Channel

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Night is on Level Night.

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 5>It's very funny, is it. Are there other levels on

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 5>that building that art Channel Night?

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, there's like one hundred levels on it. They

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:44.239
<v Speaker 1>only have three of them.

0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:46.960
<v Speaker 7>Oh really, of course, and they don't have their own building.

0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they's been a couple levels, very big

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:49.520
<v Speaker 1>building though.

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:50.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, that makes sense.

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, a great top five, well done. I enjoyed that,

0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 1>of course, and what a great episode. Thank you for

0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 1>those who shared their fairy tales and their phizzits. You

0:48:59.360 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed them.

0:48:59.719 --> 0:48:59.879
<v Speaker 4>Well.

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>If you do have one to hit us up, get

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 1>on the show for next week for the finale of

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Tinder Fairytale and is a couple of miches you can

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:07.719
<v Speaker 1>reach out to us and otherwise, thank you listening to

0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the show guys pleasure.

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:11.720
<v Speaker 5>By the way, about fifteen minutes ago, I've got an email.

0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:16.880
<v Speaker 5>Sound Bath is canceled. Oh shit, no, sound canceled?

0:49:17.000 --> 0:49:19.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, look, I said, I can turn that. It's

0:49:19.440 --> 0:49:20.879
<v Speaker 1>still Pine has been playing this whole time.

0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 5>By the way, the same I fuck this even bought

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:26.280
<v Speaker 5>a change clothes me yoga mats in the boot.

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:29.320
<v Speaker 1>So ready. What did the email say.

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:32.799
<v Speaker 5>Dearest e turtle soul. It is with.

0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Salutation, sagurtations deeper sympathies that we man affairs tonight's copulation.

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 1>It's been distraught. Oh well, what's the reason. Is there

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:45.880
<v Speaker 1>a reason?

0:49:46.120 --> 0:49:46.239
<v Speaker 11>Hi?

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 9>All?

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:51.800
<v Speaker 5>Apologies? Tonight's sound bath will be rescheduled to the twelfth

0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 5>of December. What that's not for ages? I'm not going

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.520
<v Speaker 5>to be calm until the twelfth? Are you kidding?

0:49:57.600 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Shit, no, get me a ball. I'll do it

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and calm you down if it means that.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 5>Fabulous idea, Jenna, can you look into that?

0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Grab me and Maxwell Williams from the kitchen while I'm

0:50:06.360 --> 0:50:06.600
<v Speaker 1>in like.

0:50:06.600 --> 0:50:08.839
<v Speaker 5>An actual real bowl, you could. You could be good

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 5>at that for all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know a jade egg bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a jade egg bowl and a crystal a jade.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a stone. Oh like one of those Yeah,

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:18.840
<v Speaker 1>one of those bowls, like a crystal bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah right, it has to be a particular one.

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:20.879
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think Jenna's going to do it. No, I said,

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:25.520
<v Speaker 5>can you look into that? She didn't respond. What usually

0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 5>is signed for? Absolutely not. Actually, you know what I'm

0:50:29.160 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 5>going to She doesn't even bring our laptop anymore. She

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.640
<v Speaker 5>doesn't even pretend to be available to us for googling.

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Phone's pugged in outside.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll cut you guys next week.

0:50:39.000 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we we'll see you then at a will with time,

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys, good bye, mate?

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 5>Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast. After

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 5>Welcome to ady d brief, this is our secret segment

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 5>on the end. No focusing required from us. Really, we

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:19.840
<v Speaker 5>don't plan anything. We just talk shit wherever our mind wanders.

0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I've zoned out what.

0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 5>I was looking forward to? Zoning out on the map.

0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Literally, it is still here. It has not fucking stopped.

0:51:30.840 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 5>Is that three hour look still going?

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:32.359
<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:32.879
<v Speaker 5>What are we in?

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:33.239
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 1>A couple of hours in? He's got five million views.

0:51:37.640 --> 0:51:39.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe sound bath is going to take off. Like

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.959
<v Speaker 5>bouldering bouldering, Why do they call it that? It sounds

0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 5>like you're throwing huge boulders, That's what I thought.

0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Why do they revolutionize very simple things that don't need

0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 1>to be touched. We'reck climbing as a tried and true classic,

0:51:52.440 --> 0:51:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and bouldering adds nothing.

0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 5>No, well, I just think you don't have to climb

0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:57.719
<v Speaker 5>is high because there's no risk of you dying if

0:51:57.719 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 5>you only climb a little bit. That's why they save

0:51:59.560 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 5>money on the harnesses and all that shit.

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 7>That's no fun.

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:05.120
<v Speaker 1>In fifteen years, we're all going to be bone cleaning

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:07.799
<v Speaker 1>instead of teeth brushing. We're going to change that.

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.479
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like the same shit.

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Let's play kickball, No, that's soccer, let's put let's play

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:20.880
<v Speaker 1>ball hoop, No, that's basketball.

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 5>Have you noticed around Halloween time that all the costume

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:26.480
<v Speaker 5>names have really generic things like that because they probably

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 5>don't have the rights.

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sexy, slightly nurse.

0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, or like Harry Potter costume will be called small

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 5>wizard boy, yes, because they couldn't call Harry Potter. I

0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:37.200
<v Speaker 5>don't have to pay royalty really quite clearly, but they

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 5>can't call it that big talking dog and stoner for

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 5>Scooby dooings. I thought you were going to say Clifford.

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:44.640
<v Speaker 5>He doesn't talk, does he?

0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:46.120
<v Speaker 1>No, he doesn't smoke weed?

0:52:46.640 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, of course not.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, thinking back to Clifford, he was abnormal and if

0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:53.359
<v Speaker 1>it was in the real world, they would have put

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:53.880
<v Speaker 1>him down.

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:58.200
<v Speaker 5>But he's a big he's too big ysh put him down.

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 5>I can't remember what context, but we've definitely spoken about

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 5>this before, have we. I think we were talking about

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:08.240
<v Speaker 5>how to take nice, wholesome things and make them sound

0:53:08.280 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 5>really fucked up, like Clifford the big red Dog becomes deformed.

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:19.239
<v Speaker 5>I can't remembered overgrown blood red hound. I have no

0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 5>idea why that came up, but it just flashed into

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:22.439
<v Speaker 5>my brain. I'm like, yeah, we've done this.

0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>God Kids shows us so mind numbing. I for some reason,

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I think I was at the doctors the other day

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 1>and Blues Clues was on, and that stupid man was

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 1>asking the audience for clues and they leave such a

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:39.880
<v Speaker 1>stupid pause. Where's my notebook? Is it behind me?

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:42.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay?

0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:45.160
<v Speaker 5>Who is he talking to the audience? The audience the

0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:46.919
<v Speaker 5>door and the explore as well?

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, should I go over the bridge or should I

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:52.120
<v Speaker 1>jump in this river full of crocodiles?

0:53:52.640 --> 0:53:53.319
<v Speaker 5>Jump? Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>You think I should go through the bridge?

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:58.319
<v Speaker 5>No? No, she would say something generic like that's a

0:53:58.360 --> 0:53:59.040
<v Speaker 5>great idea.

0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks, Boots A talking monkey put that down? Unnatural

0:54:08.040 --> 0:54:11.720
<v Speaker 1>and who. As we have developed into the fourth stage

0:54:11.760 --> 0:54:16.839
<v Speaker 1>of our podcast success multimillions, six figured numbered salary, we have.

0:54:16.840 --> 0:54:18.760
<v Speaker 5>Got an including offer account.

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:23.919
<v Speaker 1>We have started a whole new marketing scheme and we're

0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:26.680
<v Speaker 1>getting airtime on Kiss FM, on the radio stations that

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio is affiliated with. Right, so they're playing our ads

0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 1>on the air.

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:33.879
<v Speaker 5>Oh right, okay. I was like, what are you talking about?

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:36.319
<v Speaker 5>They're just playing ads for our podcasts the radio for

0:54:37.000 --> 0:54:37.880
<v Speaker 5>but with that long as.

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:39.520
<v Speaker 7>They're also playing it on the.

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Edge they we have a deep bourbon fan base. Anyway,

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:45.719
<v Speaker 1>I was doing my radio show the other night and

0:54:45.760 --> 0:54:49.760
<v Speaker 1>one played and doing your own what the fuck is playing?

0:54:50.040 --> 0:54:51.839
<v Speaker 1>Turn the volume up, went to the system and it

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:55.600
<v Speaker 1>was IDGM oh really and I'm like.

0:54:55.840 --> 0:54:59.120
<v Speaker 5>What the fuck is in dig? I still haven't heard

0:54:59.120 --> 0:54:59.880
<v Speaker 5>it yet? Have you got it?

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:01.080
<v Speaker 5>The ad that's playing for.

0:55:01.080 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 1>The surch I dream, Yeah, I can get it. These

0:55:05.640 --> 0:55:07.239
<v Speaker 1>have been on the air for about a month now.

0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:10.799
<v Speaker 5>Mitch here and I'm also Mick.

0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:13.160
<v Speaker 1>We host a comedy podcast called is It Just Me?

0:55:13.239 --> 0:55:15.240
<v Speaker 5>It's all about how much it sucks being an adult.

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:17.839
<v Speaker 5>And one of our listeners that left this glowing review.

0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:19.760
<v Speaker 11>I'm a trade on the Gold Coast.

0:55:19.800 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 5>The missus kept playing is It Just Me?

0:55:21.800 --> 0:55:22.319
<v Speaker 12>In the car.

0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:25.479
<v Speaker 3>Eventually I thought, yeah, this podcast is actually all right,

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 3>they chanted about relatable stuff a bit stupid, but I

0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:29.120
<v Speaker 3>like that for me.

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you want to join us, the podcast is

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:31.719
<v Speaker 1>called is It Just Me?

0:55:31.800 --> 0:55:34.040
<v Speaker 5>Get it now on the free iHeartRadio app and listen

0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 5>to your heart's contention. Right, Yeah, I like that.

0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:39.319
<v Speaker 1>He was nice. Then that's not our usual demographic. That's

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:40.680
<v Speaker 1>the type of person that would gave bash us on

0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Oxford Street. I'll be ridiculous now, he was very sweet

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 1>and a real listener, yes, not a paid actor. We

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:48.080
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of I don't know what you'd call

0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:50.840
<v Speaker 1>this demographic, but our key demographic or a lot of

0:55:50.840 --> 0:55:54.200
<v Speaker 1>our listeners are boyfriend converted listeners from their girlfriend.

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:54.399
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:55.799
<v Speaker 5>I know. We've got a few people that say their

0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:57.840
<v Speaker 5>boyfriend listen with them and they just suffer through it

0:55:57.840 --> 0:55:59.000
<v Speaker 5>and then we grow in them. Maybe they should do

0:55:59.000 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 5>a bit of word of mouth when they're you know,

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:03.400
<v Speaker 5>on the work side or something. Yeah, you've got to

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:06.239
<v Speaker 5>check this out. Suffer through it and then it'll just

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:06.839
<v Speaker 5>grow on you.

0:56:06.880 --> 0:56:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Even you thought this wet concrete was soft, you need

0:56:10.080 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 1>to listen to a couple of minutes. You know what.

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I've started watching and I'm obsessed with succession. You show

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 1>all it.

0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:20.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh show, you don't need to talk to me about Succession.

0:56:20.120 --> 0:56:20.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm ahead of the pack.

0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Are you watching Succession?

0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:22.560
<v Speaker 5>Eh?

0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Now it makes sense. What pr pack? Did you get set?

0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm so jealous of it? Now they sent you

0:56:26.640 --> 0:56:27.720
<v Speaker 1>something really cool, right.

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:30.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's on my Instagram. Still they send like all

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:33.279
<v Speaker 5>this food and shit. Oh. It's basically meant to be

0:56:33.320 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 5>a fancy feast because it's all about a high falutin

0:56:36.360 --> 0:56:39.040
<v Speaker 5>family that runs the media business. I feel like you've

0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 5>run out of Morning Wars to watch now you're doing

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:44.800
<v Speaker 5>this because it kind of tickles your fucking median nerd fancy.

0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:47.120
<v Speaker 1>But it's not like Morning Wars at all. Really, And

0:56:47.160 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 1>you know what, back to Morning Wars, fucking it. I'll

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:53.480
<v Speaker 1>watch that show because we're in the it's very similar industry.

0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:55.879
<v Speaker 1>I want to relate to it. I want to peek

0:56:55.920 --> 0:56:58.080
<v Speaker 1>behind the curtain and go yep, oh yeah, yeah, I'm

0:56:58.080 --> 0:56:59.640
<v Speaker 1>getting no TV drama.

0:56:59.760 --> 0:57:01.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was less about the behind the scenes drama

0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:04.080
<v Speaker 5>and like what's going on in the actual life. Yeah,

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:06.560
<v Speaker 5>I don't think I think you might have seen Bradley

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:09.520
<v Speaker 5>and alex as in Jennifer Ands and Reese Withers, bod yes,

0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:12.560
<v Speaker 5>at the desk together doing the news broadcast. I think

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:14.799
<v Speaker 5>you only saw them together like once. Yeah, Jenna, Mitch

0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 5>and I spoken texting about it the other night. I

0:57:17.320 --> 0:57:19.280
<v Speaker 5>think we both think that there must have been a

0:57:19.280 --> 0:57:22.120
<v Speaker 5>scheduling conflict because the only scenes they're in together are

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 5>on zoom or on the phone. Yeah, they basically call

0:57:24.520 --> 0:57:26.720
<v Speaker 5>each other. So I'm like, there was some COVID shit

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 5>going on.

0:57:27.160 --> 0:57:28.440
<v Speaker 1>And they're the big starts.

0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:31.040
<v Speaker 7>I'll tell you what freaks me out about that show. Yeah,

0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:33.840
<v Speaker 7>they stay up very late and then they have.

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:34.880
<v Speaker 13>To very.

0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:39.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm likewitch, you didn't have to deal with this now.

0:57:39.440 --> 0:57:42.360
<v Speaker 7>Yes, very late, and I kept very stressed about it.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:44.440
<v Speaker 1>And whenever they wake up, like you always have those

0:57:44.440 --> 0:57:46.560
<v Speaker 1>shots of them in their bedroom with their curtains wide open,

0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:47.080
<v Speaker 1>like the City.

0:57:47.120 --> 0:57:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Lie.

0:57:47.480 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 1>That would never happen, No way, you'd have lavender oils on,

0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:53.880
<v Speaker 1>you'd have curtains closed, eye mask on. Anyway, and they

0:57:53.920 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 1>wake up looking so refreshed at three a m.

0:57:56.360 --> 0:58:00.600
<v Speaker 5>That's not the case to need a nap. No, never.

0:58:00.880 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're aways in there dressing room after the show, gossiping,

0:58:03.240 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 1>and then Bradley is at fucking rehab with their brother.

0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:07.520
<v Speaker 5>I was getting nervous talking about TV shows and watching

0:58:07.520 --> 0:58:09.680
<v Speaker 5>on the podcast because anyone who isn't it's gonna be

0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:10.360
<v Speaker 5>like what.

0:58:10.520 --> 0:58:12.240
<v Speaker 1>No, because it hooks people in, it makes something I'm

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:13.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna watch. If my beach is.

0:58:13.640 --> 0:58:15.960
<v Speaker 5>Watching Plus, it's quite a hassle.

0:58:16.040 --> 0:58:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what my drama is. I don't fucking

0:58:18.040 --> 0:58:21.160
<v Speaker 1>subscribe because I can't be fucked Hayden does. So I

0:58:21.200 --> 0:58:22.720
<v Speaker 1>watch it on the Apple TV in the living room,

0:58:22.720 --> 0:58:23.760
<v Speaker 1>and I go to bed and go to watch it

0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:25.800
<v Speaker 1>on my iPad, but I can't because I don't have

0:58:25.840 --> 0:58:26.480
<v Speaker 1>his Apple ID.

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 9>Right.

0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, so I can only watch I'm tethered to the

0:58:29.080 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 1>TV like it's nineteen ninety nine. Yeah.

0:58:34.160 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 5>It was a bit pissed off because he meant to

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:37.480
<v Speaker 5>get a free year of Apple TV Plus and then

0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:41.000
<v Speaker 5>in New Apple Yes you are. This MacBook was brought

0:58:41.040 --> 0:58:43.160
<v Speaker 5>in fucking March, was it not. I should have my

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 5>free Apple TV Plus currently active if it is a year.

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 7>Because my mum got an iPad and I've been using

0:58:49.240 --> 0:58:52.920
<v Speaker 7>her Apple TV Plus and it's now three months.

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:55.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's just scabby, Jenna.

0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Have you started using my Disney Plus you're still using it?

0:58:58.040 --> 0:58:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I haven't.

0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:01.600
<v Speaker 7>I have it on my phone, but I haven't used it.

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 7>I'm very scared.

0:59:03.120 --> 0:59:05.520
<v Speaker 5>Are you in the same predicament as me? I've got

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:07.720
<v Speaker 5>Disney Plus and I'm paying for it. No bastard seems

0:59:07.760 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 5>to use it. I'm like, everyone have my log in, everyone, everyone,

0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:12.200
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, I'm trying to give back because I

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:14.560
<v Speaker 5>leach off others for all the other platforms. So this

0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:16.440
<v Speaker 5>is literally the only one I pay for Disney Plus,

0:59:16.440 --> 0:59:17.920
<v Speaker 5>but no one uses it. Yeah, and I get it

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:20.840
<v Speaker 5>for free. That's why it gave it to Jenna, because well, fuck,

0:59:20.880 --> 0:59:22.919
<v Speaker 5>I'll just shut my mouth. Sorry, it's not the same

0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 5>problem at all.

0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:28.240
<v Speaker 7>I want to connect it to my Amazon Prime fire thing.

0:59:28.520 --> 0:59:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh your dongle sick? Yeah yeah, Firefox.

0:59:31.600 --> 0:59:35.800
<v Speaker 5>Mozilla, you've lost me. Free Disney Plus.

0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm on the Disney Love Me for some reason. I

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:40.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know why I get sent every PR box for

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Disney beats me. I don't know why they love you

0:59:42.080 --> 0:59:44.000
<v Speaker 1>are another one. Maybe I think I look got Dumbo.

0:59:44.720 --> 0:59:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I think they're emailing they're key talent. But no, just

0:59:47.000 --> 0:59:52.120
<v Speaker 1>me like, Hi, Dumbo, who's the latest box? It's just

0:59:52.280 --> 0:59:55.400
<v Speaker 1>mitched Cherry. Anyway. When Hayden and I brought out our

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 1>smart TV, we brought it off gum Tree after the

0:59:57.600 --> 0:59:58.040
<v Speaker 1>new house.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's risky.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's brilliant, it works, but the accounts are

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<v Speaker 1>still all logged in, so we had to log out

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<v Speaker 1>of stand We had to look because we already have

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<v Speaker 1>them when we want our shows. But Amazon Prime, which

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<v Speaker 1>we've never touched, never gone here, is still logged in

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<v Speaker 1>and we have full access. And they've turned on the

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<v Speaker 1>function where you don't need to enter your pin every

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<v Speaker 1>time you want to.

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<v Speaker 5>Buy a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like super snappy. So we're buying movies.

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<v Speaker 5>Like credit card. Yeah, oh, Mitchell, you can't buy movies.

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<v Speaker 5>It's one thing to leash off their account if they're

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<v Speaker 5>already paying the bill, but extra charges on their card,

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<v Speaker 5>that's actually illegal, I feel is it? Yeah? I think

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<v Speaker 5>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's on them.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, because he just admitted it publicly, because

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<v Speaker 5>it might not be No, because I didn't realize.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was free. I thought it was free,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it happened, and then.

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<v Speaker 5>When you clicked buy now for nineteen ninety nine, you

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<v Speaker 5>thought it was free.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I knew when I said good morning Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought the whole season of Handmaan's town.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I mean. If you have to buy it,

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<v Speaker 5>it's definitely if it's not abody on there for streaming.

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<v Speaker 5>If you have to buy, it's definitely being charged somewhere

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<v Speaker 5>your card details in. It's probably them.

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<v Speaker 1>The time you're hearing this, I've already paid them back

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<v Speaker 1>because we were pre records.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to sneakily add your card details to their

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<v Speaker 5>payment methods.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they'll start, Then they'll start buying my kidio. We

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<v Speaker 1>can all go towards the podcast money.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. What else happened in so the Gossip news this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Britney spears is free? Good for her?

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<v Speaker 7>Is it old a couple of weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a couple of weeks?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes it is, it's two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>What else breaking news? Cross that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we cover that.

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<v Speaker 1>We covered that. We broke it. Our pre recorded program

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<v Speaker 1>did break it.

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<v Speaker 5>When we were recording trash Alley the other day. We

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<v Speaker 5>were in the middle of recording and it just came

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<v Speaker 5>out that Camilla and Sean broke up, and we were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>we better talk about that, and then obviously forgot that

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<v Speaker 5>the episode doesn't come out for ages, So it was

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<v Speaker 5>like in the moment, it felt like breaking news you

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<v Speaker 5>heard first, and then I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, wasn't that stupid?

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<v Speaker 7>The notes appak the notes app stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you notice that it's the exact same statement but

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<v Speaker 5>different fonts? And Sean chose the most faggy font he

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<v Speaker 5>could have possibly chosen, and Camilla went for a butcher

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<v Speaker 5>typewriter font.

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<v Speaker 1>Really not helping those rumors? Are they not?

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<v Speaker 5>At all? I don't even know they were Amila rumors.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Sean's was written on a kiki K note pan

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<v Speaker 1>same and that's not exactly helping the rumors. That wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>you know what they say? Geeky kay geeky gay. That

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<v Speaker 1>was their tagline for you.

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<v Speaker 5>What's geeky k gkyk stationary?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like adult smiggle.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh now I'm not across that they've got today.

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<v Speaker 1>Peeky k is fantastic, good quality pads, thick, big inky pens.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you need notepads for?

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<v Speaker 1>When I used to do an actual job, I used

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<v Speaker 1>to write a notepad? Really yeah, actually I might be

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<v Speaker 1>in the market again. Hayden and I bought a stamping

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<v Speaker 1>desk for the new house.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll get over that so quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>And guess what a fucking loud. It's mechanical. So you've

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<v Speaker 1>got the normal desk and then you've got two buttons

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<v Speaker 1>on the side up and down, So do you hold

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<v Speaker 1>it up? And it goes It goes up one millimeter

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<v Speaker 1>a month, it seems, and then it finally gets to

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<v Speaker 1>the top and then you can stand up and then

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<v Speaker 1>to go down.

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<v Speaker 5>That's ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. And I broke because Hayden has a

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<v Speaker 1>kettle on the dummies desk, like an actual kettle. That's risky,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's plugging. He drinks boiling water all day every day.

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<v Speaker 1>He has it right next to his laptop. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>we got what a fool you're asking for trouble, well,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for me because it was plugging into the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I went up and it pulled the kettle off.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, why do you leave it up if it's

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<v Speaker 5>a standing desk, because preference.

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<v Speaker 1>As you stand up for a bit, then you go down,

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<v Speaker 1>you go down. It's you know, up and down with

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<v Speaker 1>the moods.

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<v Speaker 5>Nah, that sounds terrible. A lot of effort.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of effort.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in the market for a new desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine wobbles. That does my head in the red one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the predicament. I'm in dal and it's cute

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<v Speaker 5>as fuck, but it's not practical. It jiggles, even when

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<v Speaker 5>it got those scotch tape things to put on the bottom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't help.

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<v Speaker 3>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you can afford one? Probably go to office works,

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<v Speaker 1>grab yourself a new desk. Do you have a home

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<v Speaker 1>set up, Jenna?

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an Ikea desk.

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<v Speaker 7>What's a bit warping.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what, I actually can afford one. I

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<v Speaker 5>just realized because today I bought this electric blanket online

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<v Speaker 5>and when it arrived, I noticed that it didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's on them, so you just have to leave it

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<v Speaker 5>on and I'm like, no, I like to fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 5>I put the timer on for like three hours and

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<v Speaker 5>then I'll go to bed nice and warm, and then

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<v Speaker 5>during the night it'll turn off to not fry me.

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<v Speaker 5>And I emailed them. I was like, yo, can I

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<v Speaker 5>return this? And they said, due to hygiene reasons, you

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<v Speaker 5>cannot return it. However, we will refund you. And I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, oh, well, how's that fucking fair? I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want this blanket. Yeah, you're like, well, we've processed the refunds.

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<v Speaker 5>So what's the problem. And I was like, I'm stuck

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<v Speaker 5>with your blanket? Yeah, what do we do with the basket?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, how is that good for your business model?

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<v Speaker 5>Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I offered to send it back.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, if you leave us a five star review on

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<v Speaker 5>Apple Podcasts, you'll get a free electric blanket. Not used,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't, but yeah, once it's on, it's on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry. What my girdle was delivered? What my girdle?

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<v Speaker 1>My men's girdle?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god? So tomorrow I've got the Arias. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to included in my iGEM because last time

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<v Speaker 1>I did, I was rich to shreds.

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<v Speaker 11>You were just.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So as I prepared for my ten thousand dollars salary

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<v Speaker 1>from the Arias, I bought a tuxedo. But it's COVID

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<v Speaker 1>I put on.

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<v Speaker 5>Asked me. But I said I needed an ext of

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<v Speaker 5>zero on the end of that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's a trunka zoo.

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<v Speaker 5>So they thought, well, you know, anyway, what is it

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<v Speaker 5>a girdle?

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<v Speaker 1>A girdle? So it's a Nancy Kance. It's male spanks.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I told you that they are never

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<v Speaker 5>a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So what happened was I got the suit and

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<v Speaker 1>I tried it on. I went a bit pudgy. And

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<v Speaker 1>I have always been big, so I'm fine being bigger

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<v Speaker 1>in a suit. But in a suit you've got layers

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<v Speaker 1>and you've got button up. But I'm on TV, so

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<v Speaker 1>I want to win.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the thing. You don't have to worry because the

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<v Speaker 5>suit covers it all. It's only if you're wearing something

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<v Speaker 5>tight you want spanks. I don't think no offense. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think you're going to even notice the different. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>because you've got a huge earth jacket on.

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<v Speaker 7>The only difference you're going to realize is it's so uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well here's the problem. So I get the suit, I

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<v Speaker 1>go brilliant, got it a bit pudgy. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>to Davia Giants and I go to the women's section.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, hi, real classic David Jones worker like she'd

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<v Speaker 1>make a kill a cup of teat this woman picture

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, hi, I'm looking for Spanx and she went, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the male sections downstairs. I said, they don't have any spanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to buy women's I know it's very awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just want like a black piece of liker

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, think a condom with both hands cut off

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<v Speaker 1>and just slip it on me. And she said, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done this before. I have to look and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a bit of material. Love, Well, you'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So then she goes and she goes, do you want tan?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want black? I go back, so she gives

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<v Speaker 1>me black. She goes, do you want growing in area

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<v Speaker 1>or what that might work? That will be eating up

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<v Speaker 1>like Stephen Hawking will come back from the dead and

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be a new back hole on earth. So I go,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just take this go to the Chaine rooms and says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to use the.

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<v Speaker 5>Men Chaine rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not allowed to use the fee mouth change rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not love, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm a prerequisite.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to men's change rooms and oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how to get them up, like I

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<v Speaker 1>was an idiot and thought I'll go head first. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted from my chest and my tummy, so head's closer

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<v Speaker 1>and easier. No, because you can't pull a condom down

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<v Speaker 1>past your shoulders.

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<v Speaker 5>You get trapped like you're in a strait jacket I

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<v Speaker 5>think you might have actually gotten confused about the function

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<v Speaker 5>of spanks, like you can't make fat physically disappear. No,

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<v Speaker 5>it makes it less like bump it a bit smoother. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but you've got to fuck off jacket on. They're not

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<v Speaker 5>going to see any lumps and not clinging to you

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<v Speaker 5>in any way.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's because I've got a tucked in shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>a belt and it's got the tummy, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to make it all flatter, you know, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have lumps and blumps anyway. I put it on

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<v Speaker 1>a ripet in half. The seam snaps on the Nancy dance,

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<v Speaker 1>so I tuck that away in the corner and don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. Then I get the next one out and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, I'm going to use my.

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<v Speaker 5>Feet train doors daln and don't forget so my two

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<v Speaker 5>feet very short.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's a podcast, so my two feet go in anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>get it up. I'm naked, I'm mimunda pants and it

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<v Speaker 1>goes up and it fits like a glove. And I

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<v Speaker 1>get a knocked on the door, like hello, how's it going.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it working?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's working.

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<v Speaker 4>Try to take a look.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Look looks like when you drop a sausage and you

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<v Speaker 1>pick it up too hard and you squeeze it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the middle is all thin and the tops are

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<v Speaker 1>really heavy awful, like it taste my liver. Take it off,

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<v Speaker 1>hide the fake one by it. But I bought Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>ones just in case. I've spent three hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on girdles.

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<v Speaker 5>Girdle and spanks. That was my question.

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<v Speaker 1>SPANX is just like it's got the little leggs in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a big pair of underies.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know what they are.

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<v Speaker 1>But a girdle is your chest. It's like a singlet.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's like a singlet that sucks him in. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an army that does not look fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it goes under a shoot jacket.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah wow, Okay, Yeah, it's it's a lot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I came on

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<v Speaker 5>this podcast after I went to that event and I

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<v Speaker 5>wore spanks, and I vowed to never do it again.

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<v Speaker 5>But then they scheduled our phone odo shoot for the

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<v Speaker 5>next season's artworks. They're already done. They scheduled that for

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<v Speaker 5>the fucking week we came out of lockdown, so I

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<v Speaker 5>was feeling really flabby, yeah, cause we had to get

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<v Speaker 5>them done for trash Alley And I said, oh imit

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<v Speaker 5>just come with me and get out somewhere. We're there

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<v Speaker 5>because I only get pretty once a year. It's today,

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<v Speaker 5>And so I was like feeling it feel a bit

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<v Speaker 5>flabby after lockdown, I might have to get some spanks.

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<v Speaker 5>And they had size twelve which were actually too big,

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<v Speaker 5>like they didn't do anything, and side eight. I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>fuck me, I really feel that I'm a size ten,

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<v Speaker 5>but I'm just gonna have to squeeze into an eight.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah they're not good, are they?

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<v Speaker 14>No?

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<v Speaker 5>They hurt because the last ones I wore were at

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<v Speaker 5>least like a pair of shorts, like they kind of

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<v Speaker 5>went halfway down to my knee. These ones were like

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<v Speaker 5>the undie type. And I said to Mitchell's like, do

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<v Speaker 5>I put my underwear on before or after these? Don't

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<v Speaker 5>want spank on junk action or do I want underwear? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>I ended up just putting them directly on, but they

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<v Speaker 5>went on first.

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<v Speaker 1>For yours though, right you get to keep them? Well, yeah, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Not gonna They were like twelve bucks I'm not giving

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<v Speaker 5>them back.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine was so expensive. My NaN's against were ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel that mine did the trick. I'll okay, when

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<v Speaker 5>do we come out of lockdown? Ah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see absolutely no bumps on that gunt.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that is very very very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's gone. That's gun free.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you should have seen me after. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>let it all out.

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<v Speaker 1>David Jones had to put a wet bucket on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground another change room that I left. My god, that was.

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<v Speaker 5>Where the trash alley once because it was already a corset.

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<v Speaker 5>So I was like, you know what, we've got a

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<v Speaker 5>bit of illusion happening already.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, getting that two Birds, One Stone and trash Alley

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<v Speaker 1>photo shoot on one day. We did well doing both

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<v Speaker 1>of you sts on one day. I already had the

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<v Speaker 1>wide angle lens out for it, Matt, so I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go to.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, what okay, Lease, you threw yourself in there.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you were just gonna No.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never slag off a friend.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, a new friend was on the rocks for a bit,

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<v Speaker 5>but well you were a tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right. Jee Oh yeah, me and man, that

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<v Speaker 1>was so I call him back and just say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>can then hang out?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's do it if you're really want.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do, I will, I will.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever got his number?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, I'm the best friend. Really now it's under nemesis.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have his number?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? That's weird why we text.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got close friends that I don't even have their

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<v Speaker 5>numbers anymore. We're talking about this the other day. I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, I don't think I have anyone's number in

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<v Speaker 5>this room. We're all hanging out, and we're like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>we don't really need to do we Yeah, that's true. Actually,

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<v Speaker 5>the reason they saved in my contact is so I

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<v Speaker 5>remember their address.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be the type that doesn't answer private Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>hides Mitch jury, Jo, how are you sorry? Tunnel? He's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel much better. Let's still going, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>check you.

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<v Speaker 5>I meant to be there in fifteen minutes. Thank god

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't actually end up going, because I definitely would

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<v Speaker 5>have been running late.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about twenty week is never shut up?

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<v Speaker 5>No, we really can't.

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<v Speaker 1>We should probably go though. Thank you for listening everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode ninety two. Yep, we hope your root chakras are aligned.

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<v Speaker 1>Your core is recent.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, how long are you going to keep doing that

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<v Speaker 5>rhyming thing to that? Of every episode? Ninety two who,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I don't know what to say to

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<v Speaker 5>that's very difficult to banter.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to do away, No, because I'm very good. I

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<v Speaker 1>go ninety two Who Hello, Mitchell, It's Mitchell Coombs. You

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<v Speaker 1>know I throw it at you. Ah, my good host

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<v Speaker 1>the Arias and one. All right, everyone else, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 5>We hope this podcast made you feel at least three

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<v Speaker 5>percent better today. That's all. That's all we ask for,

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<v Speaker 5>three percent all.

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<v Speaker 1>We aim for as well. Jenna, thanks for being here.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>And when's Jenna going to panel our show? Because we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have many shows left of the year. Jenna's got

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<v Speaker 1>a penel one, so remember she for her filling show.

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<v Speaker 1>We said, Jenna Wilf panel a whole show, I e.

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<v Speaker 1>Press all the buttons and sound effects and turn the

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<v Speaker 1>mics on in preparation for her filling show.

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<v Speaker 5>But there's a problem. I don't know how to do

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<v Speaker 5>any of that. I feel like the gag will get

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<v Speaker 5>old real quick if we have to deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole episode pedal a segment.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know how, but I'll give it a.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give it a go. I also came up with

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna's filling show name. I forgot to tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>know we're wrapping. Yeah, it's called the Genocide Show because

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<v Speaker 1>we're the main show. That's the side show. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking brilliant pun.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that genocide Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's actually a

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<v Speaker 5>side show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a side show.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, well, I did vow that I wanted no

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<v Speaker 5>part in producing this, so really you can call.

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<v Speaker 1>It APG and all right, set Okay, congratulations like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. It's a genocide show.

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<v Speaker 5>Side How are you going with bringing that together? We've

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<v Speaker 5>only got a few weeks left.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm executive reducing it.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll figure that out a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>People have been writing in with suggestions because we asked

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<v Speaker 5>the listeners to, like, you know, come up with games

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff to banter with you about.

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<v Speaker 1>The first episode is essentially planned.

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<v Speaker 5>How many are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'll do three or four. We don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to do one for every week we're off.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I thought that was the plan. We can then,

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<v Speaker 5>But the idea is that your Fever Love podcast coming

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<v Speaker 5>through when they normally, well, once you notice it doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>get a holiday from the holiday show, she doesn't doing

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<v Speaker 5>it weekly? Weekly, okay weekly, and you know what, all

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<v Speaker 5>of a sudden, I feel like I deserve eleven weeks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's how many you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually go with twelve.

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<v Speaker 7>Get thinking, Jenny All, the Genocide Show is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>See you next week, ever around, Goodbye, Thank you for listening, Catch.

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