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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woody, Ah.

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Speaker 2: How did giraffe feces end up in a woman's bag

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Speaker 2: at the airport. Well, let's allow a very professional newsreader

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Speaker 2: to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Authority, say an Iowa woman trying to bring giraffe feces

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Speaker 1: into the US from Kenya. The woman said she wanted

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Speaker 1: to make a necklace out of the droppings. Official seized

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Speaker 1: and destroyed the box of feces.

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Speaker 2: Chucked them in her own bag. So she makes a

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Speaker 2: decision in Kenya, Oh, I've found some giraffe feces, blood,

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Speaker 2: bloody hell, that'd be perfect to make some necklaces for

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Speaker 2: menieas and nephews. Chucks it in her bag and then

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Speaker 2: I mean the embarrassing moment where security are going through

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Speaker 2: a bag and they're like, ma'am, why have you got

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Speaker 2: five kilograms of giraffe feces in your bag? It's just

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Speaker 2: it's a shocking moment. And I only know one other

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Speaker 2: story which was more embarrassing at the bag scanner, and

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Speaker 2: that was with our digital producer kV, who actually joins

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Speaker 2: us on the mic.

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Speaker 3: Now we might turn your Mi co on tray again.

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Speaker 1: Hello, there we.

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Speaker 2: Go, Now, kV we're recently in Charleville, Western Queensland, seeing

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Speaker 2: off Rude Jude's store. She's got a naughty corner, and

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Speaker 2: you got something from the naughty corner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, just as like a little departing gift, something

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Speaker 4: from the naughty corner I got.

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Speaker 3: I got a stubby holder.

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Speaker 2: What did you get?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I got a bowl, a nice camping bowl, and you

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Speaker 2: got also got a silly sausage. Damn it, I did get.

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Speaker 4: Will be ryeing off fever Jungle.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I was eyeing it off. I was eyeing it off.

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Speaker 4: And I didn't get it.

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Speaker 3: Now, we don't describe what fever Jungle is at all.

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Speaker 3: We'll just leave it at fever Jungle. But of things

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Speaker 3: at the naughty corner, shots fired. I know you're trying

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Speaker 3: to protect your turf fit, but you actually were You walked.

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Speaker 4: Away with something, Yes, I walked away with some fluffy handcuffs.

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Speaker 2: So practical, so fluffy handcuffs. And then what happened when

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Speaker 2: we were at the airport trying to get back to home.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well it was you know, quite a rush to

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Speaker 4: like get out of Rude Jude's shop, and I just

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Speaker 4: like quickly put them in my bag. Not realizing that

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Speaker 4: they were in my hand luggage. So went through security.

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Speaker 4: They pulled me up. I'm like, oh, it's got to

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Speaker 4: be some tech gear. No, it was the handcuffs, so

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Speaker 4: they pulled them out.

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Speaker 3: I think you actually said that to me, Like, I

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Speaker 3: mean the best part about this is, you know, if

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Speaker 3: you have to get bus at the bag scan and

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Speaker 3: something like this, if you're flying by yourself, who cares.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to see the people around you. Kate's

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Speaker 3: standing next to her employers, like you and me, we

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Speaker 3: are right next to where they go. Yeah, they pull

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Speaker 3: up her bag. They often flag her bag by the

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Speaker 3: way because she's carrying digital equipment, and she goes, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that'd be right, the digital content producer, it'll be the

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Speaker 3: batteries he whipped up this pink fluff.

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Speaker 4: I totally forgot that they were in there, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: you handcuffs.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast

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Speaker 2: all on the iHeartRadio wrap.

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Speaker 3: Oh where me get your podcasts?