Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, come on an a minutes past six. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the Christian O'Connell Show on God. Come on in, Jack,
Speaker 2: come on in, Patsy, Morning money. How is everyone this morning?
Speaker 2: Do you either of you to suffer from hay fever?
Speaker 3: No, Biancha does?
Speaker 2: My why lucky?
Speaker 3: And it does make you feel like you have some
Speaker 3: sort of superpower when you see somebody struggling to just
Speaker 3: breathe the natural air that we're meant to mate.
Speaker 2: It's always nice when someone has a lack of empathy
Speaker 2: and can somehow elevate themselves over the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Struggling with hay fever right now, well even makes me
Speaker 2: feel like I've got a superpower to me. I feel
Speaker 2: I've done fifty bps my loves closing my throat. I
Speaker 2: don't have this.
Speaker 3: What I was meant to say is, and how are
Speaker 3: you feeling? I'm sorry to hear that you deal.
Speaker 2: Your first thing was about Jack post Be a strong boy,
Speaker 2: doesn't get hay fever, just squat thrust out of his arm.
Speaker 2: Do you get it passed you? Do you get hate
Speaker 2: fe Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't normally, but I am this year and in fact,
Speaker 4: today my skin's itchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it comes in different ways from me. It's like
Speaker 2: what I was struggling to breathe, you, sir, I thought
Speaker 2: I had the old rona, So I think i'd be
Speaker 2: the unluckiest guy in Melbourne. That'll be on the front
Speaker 2: page because everyone's like double double double every day every
Speaker 2: day and they go joke, it's that detail telling me
Speaker 2: like me on the front page, the one. It's the
Speaker 2: woo hand, one bloody idiot back to hate me like
Speaker 2: two and a half years ago when I first came here.
Speaker 3: Front page news. Though pretty good for the show.
Speaker 2: Is it? Suddenly the zero goes to one and it's me.
Speaker 2: They're on the posters around town. So yeah, it's all fin.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. A lot. If anyone
Speaker 2: who's suffered some hay fevers, I don't think it's called plural.
Speaker 2: By the way, I've got multiple hate fevers. You've got
Speaker 2: them all fevers. They're multiplying. I don't know if anyone's
Speaker 2: found the last two or three days. Have you found
Speaker 2: this party? It's been really bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, well, poor old Tommy producers in a bad
Speaker 4: state this morning.
Speaker 2: First I've heard about it did you know about this,
Speaker 2: didn't he look?
Speaker 3: He puts on a brave family.
Speaker 2: Is that we got this new producer. He's coming from
Speaker 2: Triple and we rescued him like a rescue dog four
Speaker 2: months ago. He obviously knew which way the wind was
Speaker 2: going with that uh whistleblower. He knew that that big
Speaker 2: old tower is about to come tumbling down, talking of which,
Speaker 2: we've got Eddie Maguire on the show tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: I think he's coming back in just to attack Tommy.
Speaker 2: There's no interview. She's coming into. Why didn't you tell
Speaker 2: me four months ago? But yeah, I didn't know about this.
Speaker 2: He gets tom producer gets really bad hay fever. He
Speaker 2: has to rinse out his nose before the shot.
Speaker 3: He must get in early to do it all. And
Speaker 3: then by the time we get in he looks fine.
Speaker 2: He doesn't worry this morning. Is that he's got bloodshot eyes.
Speaker 2: As you should go. You should go out there and
Speaker 2: telling that you don't get this. You're stronger. You're like
Speaker 2: Pete Evans. You're a hay fever to higher, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Those five g towers?
Speaker 1: You know The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Jack.
Speaker 2: Post is a man who has no weakness.
Speaker 3: I'm not invincible, I'll be honest. Remember yesterday I had
Speaker 3: the ear infection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. We had a big meeting yesday, me,
Speaker 2: Jack and Sue the Boss, and it was one of
Speaker 2: our most important meetings of the year. Yep, about this
Speaker 2: big idea we've got for next year, like January when
Speaker 2: we're back and suddenly just Jack goes at five to eleven,
Speaker 2: I've got to go about I've got to go to
Speaker 2: a meeting about my ears, a meeting. I may misheard it,
Speaker 2: That's why I heard in my mind, but I actually
Speaker 2: do believe you. Actually I've got to go to a
Speaker 2: meeting about my ears.
Speaker 3: It was my right ear was irritating me so much
Speaker 3: during yesterday show.
Speaker 2: Is that the one next to the boss? Because I
Speaker 2: often get that next? I heard, yeah, but carry on.
Speaker 3: I was asking Bianca during the songs, could you find
Speaker 3: me anything anytime of ear cleaner, ear expert. I'll go
Speaker 3: anywhere in Melbourne if you can book me in after
Speaker 3: the show, because there's itching me and I went to
Speaker 3: what I thought was a doctor. I thought I was
Speaker 3: jumping over the GP and going to a special.
Speaker 2: Who's beyond the doctor to begin.
Speaker 3: With a specialist, so that you've got medicine woman. You
Speaker 3: got the GP who knows about a little bit about everything, like.
Speaker 2: A little bit. They studied for years. They know everything
Speaker 2: about everything.
Speaker 3: Misspoke, they know they know everything about everything. But then
Speaker 3: there's a.
Speaker 2: Little bit who's gone to a doctor and I go,
Speaker 2: is it your knee? You say, let me just google it?
Speaker 2: Which better? Thank thee that what's this a bit called
Speaker 2: the bony bit here? I only know a little bit
Speaker 2: about the knee. Last time was a bit like the
Speaker 2: elbow the knee, isn't it this?
Speaker 3: That is exactly what happened with last time I went
Speaker 3: to the doctor. They just googled it. Remember when I
Speaker 3: had the itchy area?
Speaker 2: Oh go again.
Speaker 3: Google and just googled it.
Speaker 2: Where are you going? Heamster doctors? Anyway about?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: Who band? And I always think, if you're looking for
Speaker 2: any kind of medical appointment right, anything you can get
Speaker 2: into within two hours, don't go. I never go to
Speaker 2: see one that I can get in too. Straight towards
Speaker 2: why you this available? If you're really good, it should
Speaker 2: at least Thursday lunchtime they can get you in.
Speaker 3: That's exactly how it played out. She said, there's at Friday,
Speaker 3: just after nine o'clock or Thursday, but way out and
Speaker 3: Glenn Waverley, I can get you. Then half an hour
Speaker 3: later she's like, oh, there's this one in Foot's Gray
Speaker 3: ten am. Yeah, like the next appointments available. We should
Speaker 3: have been suck on it.
Speaker 2: Because because you're still in pains, aren't you with your ears?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just looked in there. I thought it might
Speaker 3: need a clean out. She's like, no, no, this doesn't
Speaker 3: need a clean out. It is very red though, so
Speaker 3: I thought, oh, this is good.
Speaker 2: How much did I pay you for that?
Speaker 3: She'll tell me what I need? And she said, well,
Speaker 3: what you'll have to do is go to a doctor
Speaker 3: to find out what that is.
Speaker 2: I could have said that to you. Yeah, he's going
Speaker 2: to see what's called a doctor. Look them up. Paying
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: It was fifty five dollars scammed. I tell you that.
Speaker 2: She just sound a chair in the street. Fifty You
Speaker 2: get a couple of those today, you may, aren't you
Speaker 2: you get yeah? Look, yeah, i'd say a doctor. That's
Speaker 2: fifty five dollars.
Speaker 3: The only bit of the only thing she gave me
Speaker 3: to go away with. I said, can I get some
Speaker 3: ear drops at least just from the chemist chemist's warehouse
Speaker 3: whatever she said, No, no, no, ear drops can dry
Speaker 3: it out, probably make the irritation even worse. Use olive
Speaker 3: oil in your ear so I have heard of this.
Speaker 3: I had to go home and tip.
Speaker 2: Your water boarding your ears. You're drowning even when I
Speaker 2: can't a teaspoon.
Speaker 3: It was really gross. And then when you put your
Speaker 3: head back.
Speaker 2: Up right, you got that horrible it's olive oil stinks
Speaker 2: because you're on his chuck it in the pan to
Speaker 2: cook with. It's got a horrible small This stays around
Speaker 2: for appers.
Speaker 3: So I spent half an hour.
Speaker 2: So where are you now then? With this air problem?
Speaker 3: So now I'm booked back into the Friday appointment. So
Speaker 3: you're going to put up with this itch till I
Speaker 3: can see the proper GP who's like an ear expert
Speaker 3: GP on Friday. If there's anybody listening who knows a
Speaker 3: little bit about ears and he's a doctor and can
Speaker 3: fit me in earlier just saying.
Speaker 2: Wow, so okay, just so understand what you're just saying.
Speaker 2: You're basically asking gps who are listening now to get
Speaker 2: you in today.
Speaker 3: If if they've got a spot or if they can
Speaker 3: get in ten minutes early or squish me in.
Speaker 2: It's not like they're dealing with a situation in Melbourne
Speaker 2: right now of a pandemic and controlling that Showbiz needs
Speaker 2: his ears looked at before Friday, when mere mortals can
Speaker 2: walk in off the street.
Speaker 3: It's really irritating. You know that feeling when you're in
Speaker 3: applying in your ears.
Speaker 2: Part is horrible.
Speaker 3: Actually it feels like that feeling all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you feels like you're stuck in your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like pressures pushing it out.
Speaker 2: If there are any gps, do get him in today,
Speaker 2: because I'm telling him out. If this doesn't get sorted
Speaker 2: out today, you're going to get more and more louder
Speaker 2: about this as the days going, Pats, And are we
Speaker 2: putting cotton in our ears to drown him out? Talking
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 3: Anything you asked me to do? Our pointed there and
Speaker 3: go sorry, I can't, I just can't.
Speaker 2: So it's doctors, all those people you thought were a
Speaker 2: jump above the doctors. I'm still yet to wash out.
Speaker 1: Especially Okay the Christian O'Connell show us so.
Speaker 2: Jack has been told to soften up your trying to
Speaker 2: help your ears in the next couple of days, we're
Speaker 2: seeing a doctor yep, with olive oil what every day?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is meant to moisturize the inside of the
Speaker 3: ear extra VIRGINI of oil or I didn't ask actually
Speaker 3: cheapest one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patsy, you're a big fan of these homemade remedy
Speaker 2: and remedies because some of them are amazing. Some of
Speaker 2: them really work. Did have you ever heard of this one, Patsy?
Speaker 2: A couple of bit were telling me about hay fever.
Speaker 2: To have a teaspoon of locally sourced honey every day. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like some kind of I guess because it's local contains
Speaker 2: the biodome of the bioth.
Speaker 3: My mum's big into this. She doesn't use all the
Speaker 3: technical terms like you do, but she every year gets
Speaker 3: the anchor a pot of local honey because yeah, the
Speaker 3: pollens inside and meant to make your body aware of
Speaker 3: the pollen you're going to come through your notes.
Speaker 2: He's in the poison.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't work for the anchor, is all right?
Speaker 2: The fact you just ever recommended basically trying to poison
Speaker 2: me to get rid of me with it. If you
Speaker 2: do know of any alternative remedies that actually work pats.
Speaker 2: You know loads these alternative remedies. You always recommend a
Speaker 2: lot of poultice. And what was that thing you were
Speaker 2: trying to get someone with pinky or had a gammy
Speaker 2: eye to make a poultice of something?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: The poultice for pats?
Speaker 3: That's too.
Speaker 4: When I used to get a splinter in my skin
Speaker 4: as a kid, mum used to make a poultice which
Speaker 4: was basically like bread and hot water wrapped in linen
Speaker 4: and sort of placed on the area, and her theory
Speaker 4: was that it would help draw it out. The yeast
Speaker 4: in the bread would draw it out of the skin.
Speaker 2: Did it work? Yeah, it did? Actually, See this is amazing.
Speaker 2: People have to make their own kind of medicine. Didn't
Speaker 2: because I couldn't afford to get it. So if you
Speaker 2: know any of these alternative homemade remedies, but you need
Speaker 2: to have actually tried it out, Okay, not like if
Speaker 2: someone's recommended or you've read it on Google. I want
Speaker 2: tried and tested this morning nine four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: One of you was also recommended that I take it
Speaker 2: out of Zertac, which is the sort of classic anti
Speaker 2: one of the anti histamin drugs. And then sit in
Speaker 2: a bath every day of pint oss soap.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's brilliant stuff.
Speaker 3: What's that that?
Speaker 4: When I was proud?
Speaker 2: She literally like a Wikipedia all these kind of what
Speaker 2: is pine toss?
Speaker 4: It's it's what you have when you have chicken pox
Speaker 4: as a kid. It's disgusting stuff.
Speaker 2: It's trap. I'll go get some today, sin a maath
Speaker 2: of it. Boiling myself every day is disgusting. I'll sign
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 3: I remember sitting in the bath with the chicken pox though.
Speaker 2: When you have chicken pox, ymber that as a kid,
Speaker 2: it was just a horrible thing.
Speaker 1: Christian Iconnell Christian o'connalds Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're doing triage right now to Jack Post. We're trying
Speaker 2: to work turn you turn the show into advice. Jack's
Speaker 2: got some kind of ear affection, and his wife booked
Speaker 2: him in to see someone yesterday within two hours. Warning, warning, warning,
Speaker 2: any kind of medical expert in a city like we've had,
Speaker 2: you know, the city like this this year, that can
Speaker 2: fit you in within one hundred minutes. I always think,
Speaker 2: can't be that good. You went to see an ear expert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just assume they're a doctor. And now I've
Speaker 3: looked back on the website. Not a doctor, just an
Speaker 3: ear cleaner.
Speaker 2: Who just assume someone is a doctor without going into
Speaker 2: a general practice or being aware they're in a doctor's
Speaker 2: waiting room.
Speaker 3: It felt like a doctor's waiting when I was in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: white walls, the waiting room shares.
Speaker 2: But people can buy white paint. Anyway. You're the most
Speaker 2: easily scammed man in the world.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm getting that thing at the moment. You
Speaker 3: know when you talk about enailment that you have so
Speaker 3: much worse now. My ear is super itchy. I'm just
Speaker 3: I'm ravenous to go on its it. But she said,
Speaker 3: don't put your fingers in your ears.
Speaker 2: I never heard the word ravenous, ravenous with hunger, ravenous
Speaker 2: for an itch. That's how bad his ear is. He's ravenous.
Speaker 2: He's starving for that itch. So anyway, this lady yesterday
Speaker 2: about to look at his ear and went, oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that looks painful. You should go and see one of
Speaker 2: these what's called doctors. That'll be fifty five dollars for
Speaker 2: this advice. But she's recommended over the next couple of
Speaker 2: days before we see it, an actual doctor olive oil.
Speaker 3: Drip some olive oil in there to hydrate the back
Speaker 3: of the ear drum. Right, did it yesterday? He was
Speaker 3: a little bit slimy and had to keep my head
Speaker 3: tilted for half an hour.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this morning, alternative homemademy remedies that work. Jack.
Speaker 2: Let's keep her a separate note out of the amount
Speaker 2: of remedies incoming and ones that pats He's heard of,
Speaker 2: because Patsy's the Wikipedia of is Patsy newsreader and medicine woman,
Speaker 2: Doctor Quinn, medicine woman. A Nett. Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 2: Good morning Net. Welcome to the show. So an alternative
Speaker 2: homemade remedy that works.
Speaker 6: I've got a great remedy for your ear. Jack's grape
Speaker 6: up some onions. Get a few drops on juice and
Speaker 6: put it in your ear when you're going to bed
Speaker 6: at night, and lie down on the other side so
Speaker 6: that he is so into as long as can you
Speaker 6: wake up in the morning.
Speaker 3: All right, And then you were breaking up a little bit.
Speaker 3: But what I got is onion juice. Diice up some onions,
Speaker 3: squeeze it into my ear while I'm going just before
Speaker 3: I go to sleep, and then try and keep that
Speaker 3: ear elevated all night.
Speaker 6: Yes, and it doesn't sting, It doesn't do any but
Speaker 6: it does wonders.
Speaker 2: So and that just want saying, So mush up some
Speaker 2: onions and squish them into his ears or just the juice.
Speaker 2: It's just going to be very hungry. I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: ravenous for burgers, lovely because I love that smell of
Speaker 2: fried onion. This makes you hungry, doesn't it, Especially that smell.
Speaker 2: It's a very strong overparent Swiller's an onion pillow.
Speaker 3: At night, I might wake up and becas eating my ear.
Speaker 2: All right, and thank you very much? You cool after morning?
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Arthur. What's your homemade remedy for us?
Speaker 7: Onion and saltans? It's good for bruising. You smash it
Speaker 7: all up, you put it into a towel, and then
Speaker 7: you put it over the bruising glue it overnight and
Speaker 7: the next morning it's gone on.
Speaker 2: I think I saw this a Rocky three. I pretty
Speaker 2: saw Mickey got some sultanas and onions and wrapped them
Speaker 2: in a town over Rocky's eye when he was being
Speaker 2: pummeled by your club a lang.
Speaker 7: My mother did it to me when I was a
Speaker 7: young kids and I smashed my leg and I now
Speaker 7: it works.
Speaker 2: You need to go to the daughters bring me.
Speaker 7: I did not have to go to the doctors at all,
Speaker 7: and went there on the next within the next day.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. So tanas and onions.
Speaker 7: Yes, and you smash them up and then you put
Speaker 7: them into hotel.
Speaker 3: Onions are the one.
Speaker 2: Who knew this morning?
Speaker 3: Is there anything an onion car?
Speaker 2: And that's the phone in tomorrow. Let's not waste it
Speaker 2: right now, Jack, all right, Alfa, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Frank morning, Christian guys, how are you this morning?
Speaker 2: We're good, welcome to the show. Frank, you boy, what
Speaker 2: have you got for us?
Speaker 9: I've got a remedy for watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's just tuned in. They're going when are they
Speaker 2: finishing for the year? In no way. We're struggling now,
Speaker 2: run out of big cash.
Speaker 3: Came away this time yesterday we were doing batteries.
Speaker 2: Remember that tomorrow it's onions the phone in okay, so yes,
Speaker 2: tell us about the cure for warts.
Speaker 8: Cureful is in Italian fame at high So yeah. You
Speaker 8: stepped the actual fig fruit off the tree and again
Speaker 8: the fig the stain that riges you like in milk,
Speaker 8: actually dare down onto the water, makes you drive as
Speaker 8: the water and making a wake or so that you
Speaker 8: disappears big milk.
Speaker 3: Am I hearing that correctly?
Speaker 8: It's correct?
Speaker 2: We need any more types of milk in the world.
Speaker 2: In this city. You go in somebody, you've got goat
Speaker 2: milk and milk, walnut oil, milk, you got almond and
Speaker 2: even milk and almond. I don't even know how they
Speaker 2: do that. And now we're saying fig milk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: All right, Frank, you boy, thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Okay, thanks taking bye bye now, Frank.
Speaker 1: He Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my wife and I right late in the evening,
Speaker 2: if we've had a couple of drinks, we'll go on
Speaker 2: that website real estate dot com dot au. You know
Speaker 2: where you can put in price no limit, because you
Speaker 2: can have a look around really really expensive like multimillion
Speaker 2: dollar homes that you're never going to have the means
Speaker 2: to af forward, but you like having a little nose
Speaker 2: around it.
Speaker 3: And judging them, don't you. Definitely right.
Speaker 2: I even remember my wife and I had to look
Speaker 2: around Jimmy Bartel's partner's house or whatever their family home
Speaker 2: that were selling, couldn't afford to buy it, but wasted
Speaker 2: twenty minutes going, oh, I like the way they've done
Speaker 2: that leadline windows. You don't get a lot of that
Speaker 2: here in Australia. That's really nice. Literally wasting time we're
Speaker 2: never going to get back.
Speaker 3: Every time you see a feature on somebody in the paper,
Speaker 3: you don't really care to learn about their life. All
Speaker 3: you want to do is notes around their house. That's
Speaker 3: where I can't wait for your hair on something to
Speaker 3: come out.
Speaker 2: Genuinely, really nervous. I found out it's this Saturday. I'm
Speaker 2: not even going to tell my wife because sheer sees
Speaker 2: something in the photos they're using a family photo. Never
Speaker 2: has a family photo appeared in any interview I've ever
Speaker 2: done in over twenty years of doing this. I'm so
Speaker 2: nervous about it because I know my only because of
Speaker 2: one reason I know my wife will find something. Some
Speaker 2: other a bit of dog poo was that I was
Speaker 2: told to clear up from the garden or something in
Speaker 2: the house. There's also that awful cheesy photo. For some reason,
Speaker 2: when they came around, they asked me to lie on
Speaker 2: a Sunburd. I'm wearing a jumpers funny clone. I said,
Speaker 2: won't this look a bit odd? Do you want me
Speaker 2: to like go full pony? I put like a hanky
Speaker 2: on my head. At one point he goes, how about
Speaker 2: your roll your jeans up? And you did me feet
Speaker 2: in the pool and went no, Because I'm not an
Speaker 2: idiot anyway, I think there must be a separate website
Speaker 2: for multimillionaires, right that their version of real estate dot
Speaker 2: com where they can buy football clubs that stuff like
Speaker 2: that for fun, Because this story you're not gonna believe.
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds megasty, very very funny guy, brilliant in dead
Speaker 2: Pool okay, and lots of other movies as well, brilliant actor.
Speaker 2: He has bought a small and I mean really small,
Speaker 2: but actually brought his part four million dollars of his
Speaker 2: own money. Right, he's not messing around, but a small
Speaker 2: football club in the UK, well in Wales called Wrexham.
Speaker 2: Now you might think EPL, there's a lot of money
Speaker 2: in that. There's billions of dollars there are. They're not
Speaker 2: in the EPL. They are five tiers down. They've got
Speaker 2: a ground that can hold ten thousand, but it is
Speaker 2: a small you know, compared to eighty thousand from Manchester United.
Speaker 2: Ten thousand is a small club. What's he playing it?
Speaker 3: Five tiers down? So that's becoming like a suburban football
Speaker 3: club equivalent here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you don't really have this. The players
Speaker 2: we pay but a very small amount. So it is
Speaker 2: a professional team. You getting ten thousand two home grains.
Speaker 2: It's you know, you can still run it by that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you would take that on as
Speaker 2: an American coming in however, get this so one thing
Speaker 2: it does give you is an amazing when when a
Speaker 2: Hollywood superstar brought a fifth tier football club in England.
Speaker 2: It's Ted Lasso, isn't it? Do you know they've already
Speaker 2: Ryan Renders has already sold the rights to the documentary
Speaker 2: to Netflix.
Speaker 3: He's trying to make his money back.
Speaker 2: It probably already made it mat It's not costing in
Speaker 2: one cent, but it is. It is a great story.
Speaker 2: Here's some of the video that Ryan Reynolds has made.
Speaker 2: We just became honors of Wrexham Association Football Man. You
Speaker 2: may have never heard of Wrexham the racecourse ground. So
Speaker 2: to the Wrexham Supporters trust thing for your faith and trusted.
Speaker 11: Us, We were humbled and we're already getting to work.
Speaker 3: This is really happening.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a movie trying to read it. Here's
Speaker 2: the Wrexham Club song. Part of me hopes they're like
Speaker 2: they're Hollywood stars, right, what do they really know about
Speaker 2: running a football club that they actually draft in as
Speaker 2: players just for season of the actors? Right? You must
Speaker 2: have just double down that, you know. Can they get
Speaker 2: like Benedict kumberbut you he seems a big tool guy.
Speaker 2: Could he be a goalkeeper?
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about the illicit lunch I had yesterday.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes do you do this okay where or sorry?
Speaker 2: I don't want to get you in trouble. People might
Speaker 2: be listening. Just a friend of yours, ever do this
Speaker 2: where you'll have a cheeky, unauthorized off the book's lunch,
Speaker 2: just just buy yourself. I know friends who do that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that your other half doesn't know about because otherwise they
Speaker 2: say I'm trying to save money this month, or eat
Speaker 2: healthy you've got those leftovers tea.
Speaker 3: Or my friend just gets accused of throwing the whole
Speaker 3: day out of whack like oh, well, now when are
Speaker 3: we eating lunch? Wines didn't.
Speaker 2: Well, if you've had a big lunch for yourself, you
Speaker 2: know there's no point going out for pizza at R five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that yesterday the night before. So I normally have to
Speaker 2: bring leftovers and you might have seen them to have
Speaker 2: for lunch. Yesterday. My wife because Sunday, was rushing around him. Momi,
Speaker 2: I said, I'll sort your Monday lunch out. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: There's some leftover salmon that I'll put together with a
Speaker 2: salad eight Monday.
Speaker 3: That is a Monday, okay.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I look at it right and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this Monday, I can't. I can't do this, and so yes,
Speaker 2: on the way home, I pulled over a near a
Speaker 2: bin in Saint Kilda right emptied the old salmon salad
Speaker 2: in there. Drove to another place in Kilda where they
Speaker 2: do an amazing spicy meatball.
Speaker 3: Sub you're an adult version of the kid he throws
Speaker 3: away sandwich at school.
Speaker 2: I was aware of this. I used to do this
Speaker 2: at fourteen. I'm now forty seven, all right, And so
Speaker 2: I went to the place is Sint Kilda, Okay, ordered
Speaker 2: this amazing spicy meatball sub right, it is so good.
Speaker 3: Ate it in the car just you know, you were
Speaker 3: so happy.
Speaker 2: This is enlightenment, this is navana, and this right now
Speaker 2: is probably the happiest I'll ever be this week. And
Speaker 2: I'm there, you know, actually salibating God. That is perfection.
Speaker 2: And as I got back out, I stuck my head
Speaker 2: in the shot went thank the chef. That was amazing.
Speaker 2: You know when no one looks around and go thank,
Speaker 2: They're like, who is that idiot? Anyway? I just I
Speaker 2: want my lips, okay. And I destroyed the events, put
Speaker 2: all the paper in the way. It's the perfect crime.
Speaker 2: I go home and my wife's there and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: come here, let's have a hug. And immediately I'm not, Oh,
Speaker 2: she's gonna know. They know, they know, like they can
Speaker 2: smell a woman on you, they know, right, And she's
Speaker 2: my wife has got a really strong sense of smell.
Speaker 2: And as I'm going into the hug, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 2: when they say you've got to just sell the light,
Speaker 2: I can't. Already I'm starting to get nervous.
Speaker 3: Yep, there's lipstick on your color and she's coming in
Speaker 3: and she can see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's food grease. There's meatball sauce on your shirt. Anyway.
Speaker 2: As you come in, she goes, and I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 2: oh god, I'm doomed. I feel like confessing when I've
Speaker 2: been the seven, So I don't. She goes, this is
Speaker 2: what she says. She goes, what if you been easy?
Speaker 11: I almost break down in tears. What you know when
Speaker 11: you voice change? She goes, you smell, but I can smell.
Speaker 11: I can smell garlic on you. Something spicy. That's not
Speaker 11: the salmon salad I made. I'm sorry this Monday, I
Speaker 11: was hungry spicy meatball sup.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Imagine if you were right Instant Kilda, yesterday's the
Speaker 2: lay by by Lunar Park. If you're wondering and you
Speaker 2: saw a guy just pull up suddenly, get out of
Speaker 2: his carl with a sad ass tupperware, empty a salmon
Speaker 2: salad out of the top winso bin to make sure
Speaker 2: that was turned back into the car. You think, what
Speaker 2: a loser. That guy is clearly married and empty out
Speaker 2: his lunch to go and get something more advertised.
Speaker 3: You made me feel like the meatball sub actually, so
Speaker 3: you're gonna give me the players. I want to go good.
Speaker 2: It's a spicy meatball sub and even though I knew
Speaker 2: that it would be terrible if I got caught out.
Speaker 2: It's a bit like Andy and Shawshank Redemption when he
Speaker 2: breaks into that office. And this is that classical music
Speaker 2: song that was me yesterday at midday, just sat in
Speaker 2: the car eating it, going this is freedom.
Speaker 3: And then the other thing that Andy does, like when
Speaker 3: he's putting the pebbles through his pants and walk they
Speaker 3: fall out his leg. You can do that with the
Speaker 3: rapper of your meat as you.
Speaker 2: Walk around the band and the receipt as well, and
Speaker 2: all the rapper as well.
Speaker 3: Do you have a separate bank account? Oh? Yeah, see
Speaker 3: the only reason.
Speaker 2: I can in the sky they see it all.
Speaker 3: The only reason I kept the separate bank account is
Speaker 3: because I was worried about the fast food charges that
Speaker 3: wouldn't be seen.
Speaker 2: Do you pay for that?
Speaker 3: Are hidden fund?
Speaker 2: Jackie boys? Sneaky? How have you got away with that?
Speaker 2: How many has you been married?
Speaker 3: I keep saying I'm going to close that bank account
Speaker 3: because I really don't need it, But I say, oh,
Speaker 3: like the Spotify is linked to it. I think the
Speaker 3: Netflix is linked to it for the taxman.
Speaker 2: And is that what you set your ruber he eats
Speaker 2: up to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, wow wee.
Speaker 2: That is the first time I'm not actually gonna that is.
Speaker 2: What I need to do is get my own But
Speaker 2: if I Sarah know, if I'm now putting funds into
Speaker 2: a separate count, yeah, because especial if it's only like
Speaker 2: sort of forty two dollars a week and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: you know it's for the spicy Meatballs sub account.
Speaker 1: Christian Hell a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every week on the show, one of you wins one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in cash for cooler of the Week. The
Speaker 2: last two weeks, the winners have come from stories that
Speaker 2: we've got. On three Tip of Tuesday, we'll just about
Speaker 2: to get into. All right, here's what we're looking for
Speaker 2: this morning. What got stuck in? What I'm looking for?
Speaker 2: Stories of being stuck? What got stuck in?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy kick us off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my air pods keep getting stolen by my wife,
Speaker 3: even though she's got her own pair to differentiate them.
Speaker 3: I wanted to paint my air pods, so I got
Speaker 3: some old house paint from the shed and dip the
Speaker 3: air pod in and let them dry. The problemly is
Speaker 3: the paint's quite thick, so now when I put them
Speaker 3: back in the charger, they're stuck. They're stuck in there,
Speaker 3: and I can't bring the AirPod out.
Speaker 2: I suppose your wife wants to actually share your airports
Speaker 2: at the moment, because you've got you've got infect it
Speaker 2: is that needs you to go and see a GP.
Speaker 3: Doesn't stop it. It always missing out of that little container.
Speaker 2: Well, now she can't use me, you can't use them.
Speaker 2: That's something you do with an older brother or sister
Speaker 2: to stop them using your stuff. So they're stuck in there,
Speaker 2: they're wedged in there. Brilliant. Okay, so what got stuck
Speaker 2: in what? Last week on the show where we're talking
Speaker 2: about did your mum and dad have a job that
Speaker 2: had cooled job works? We've got a great story from
Speaker 2: one of you about your mum and dad owned a
Speaker 2: milk bar you lived above it. So this morning I
Speaker 2: want to know did your mum and dad did they
Speaker 2: own a shop? Then we can try and to valuate
Speaker 2: was there any kind of benefit to you, because if
Speaker 2: it's an undertaker, there's not a lot of there's not
Speaker 2: a lot of fun to be having an embalming fluid.
Speaker 2: Maybe there is, We'll finding out during the next six
Speaker 2: minutes of radio. So did your parents own a shop?
Speaker 2: And finally, this morning, what did you destroy? In a
Speaker 2: fit of rage? I broke a fully working printer once
Speaker 2: you know, a thing where you can't connect it to
Speaker 2: that WLAN network, and I just needed to print something off.
Speaker 2: I was already running late, and you know when the
Speaker 2: anchor rises, and I just kept trying to put it
Speaker 2: onto a Wi Fi code, and I saying, I'm doing
Speaker 2: what it's asking me to doing. Why can't this computer
Speaker 2: just get it right with that well and wireless network?
Speaker 2: So actually I just picked it up and walked out
Speaker 2: to the corridor at home and threw it on the
Speaker 2: floor like you do a medicine ball in the gym.
Speaker 3: That must have felt so nice, the amount of times
Speaker 3: I wanted to do that.
Speaker 2: It did, until obviously I realized it was now broken.
Speaker 2: I hadn't. I'd only gone backwards and then actually go
Speaker 2: and buy a brand new printer, which cost me money.
Speaker 2: So but the therapy, the cathartic release in destroying and
Speaker 2: ending the life of that printer.
Speaker 3: And having a new printer is not going to help.
Speaker 2: I felt like a giant is a powerful iem. I
Speaker 2: can pick you up print and there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 3: No one would hear your christ Keep the body, network,
Speaker 3: Keep the body of the old one, so when the
Speaker 3: new one comes in the house, you go, look, that's
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 2: Network yourself or I will end you right now. All right,
Speaker 2: So this morning what got stuck?
Speaker 3: In?
Speaker 2: What did your parents own a shop? And what you
Speaker 2: destroyed in a fit of rage?
Speaker 1: Christian? Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, we're doing three topic Tuesday. Good morning, Robin,
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good Robin, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 2: What have you got a story about what got stuck?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 12: My sonone who's about six, he had a bean bag
Speaker 12: ball stuck in his ear and I when we discovered it,
Speaker 12: my husband thought he might get the vacuum cleaner out
Speaker 12: to get that out. I didn't think that was a
Speaker 12: good idea though, No.
Speaker 2: I mean the delicate workings of the inner I can
Speaker 2: out meet a big hoover, especially. I mean you've got
Speaker 2: like three attachments. You never used to do that long
Speaker 2: sort of that long like a spear like a traveling one.
Speaker 2: You put on the hoovie. You don't know where the
Speaker 2: various attachment nozzles are.
Speaker 12: That's right there.
Speaker 2: So what did you do in the end, because those
Speaker 2: little balls are a nightmare they are.
Speaker 12: So in the end, we went to the hospital and
Speaker 12: they had a lork and they tried to get it
Speaker 12: out but they couldn't. And they said, oh, he's going
Speaker 12: to have to go up and be put under, just
Speaker 12: you know, quickly. So we got in the lift and
Speaker 12: we'll go to that.
Speaker 2: Sort of put you under for like thirty seconds.
Speaker 12: We're going out.
Speaker 2: We just dip them into unconsciousness and back out again,
Speaker 2: start putting a toe in the seeing.
Speaker 12: So we're going up in the lift and they stopped.
Speaker 12: They're in the lift and they said, oh, you know,
Speaker 12: little boy, you know what what happened to you? And
Speaker 12: he said, I've got a bean bag balluck in my
Speaker 12: ear and they said, oh, we've never heard of that before.
Speaker 12: So there you go. They got it out and everything's fine.
Speaker 2: And here I thought, you said, they knock him out
Speaker 2: the lift. But the time we got to fifth floor,
Speaker 2: he's waking up again. That there was a operation done.
Speaker 2: That's great. Robin thank you very much. It sounds like
Speaker 2: you've got kids. Have you got the little family there?
Speaker 12: No, I'm actually walking, so I've just stopped generally.
Speaker 2: Have you got a family?
Speaker 13: Yes, I have.
Speaker 12: I've got two kids and little grandson.
Speaker 2: We will give you a one hundred dollars pancake for
Speaker 2: you all. Okay, thanks your story.
Speaker 12: Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Bye, Tony, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Tea bone off you go. What's your story?
Speaker 6: Interesting story.
Speaker 10: My grandparents were the people that owned the shop and
Speaker 10: up until the early eighties of Fabulous news agency that
Speaker 10: stopped all types of magazines. And in those days, when
Speaker 10: you had to return the maganine magazine to the suppliers,
Speaker 10: you only had to take the top of the label
Speaker 10: at the front off and the newsache it was responsible
Speaker 10: to throw the rest of the magazine. So the exclusive
Speaker 10: private boys school that I went to benefit from a
Speaker 10: lot of free deliveries, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, do you mean the top shelf magazines.
Speaker 10: Yes, the top shelf magazine in the plastic bags that
Speaker 10: were out of reach of anyone under eighteen.
Speaker 2: You you would like some sort of dealer in the school yard,
Speaker 2: something like that. First ones on me.
Speaker 10: Yes, it was very interesting.
Speaker 3: And did nannon Pa think that it was all those magazines.
Speaker 2: As long as he gave him fifty percent of the money,
Speaker 2: that didn't care.
Speaker 3: It's their idea.
Speaker 2: His granddad was enforcer who was something like that. Interesting.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Tony, Oh my, Tony, Jeanine,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Jeanine. Which one are
Speaker 2: you calling it about? Three top at this morning? I
Speaker 2: could have rage, Oh yeah, what have you destroyed?
Speaker 1: Not me?
Speaker 14: My ex husband, who was a very passionate Richmond supporter
Speaker 14: back in the day, used to break the remote controls
Speaker 14: when they were losing.
Speaker 2: I guess it's actually quite a few years ago. Not
Speaker 2: on current form.
Speaker 14: No, not current form.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 14: Back in the day when probably in the nineties, when
Speaker 14: Richmond went doing so welly day story glory days, and
Speaker 14: when the foxtail remotes were at hands reach, they wouldn't
Speaker 14: make it to the to the I used to have
Speaker 14: the case of few speir remotes so that I could
Speaker 14: replace them.
Speaker 2: It must be just a mess at the end of
Speaker 2: another lack luster season, just a sort of whole mountain
Speaker 2: of demolished remotes.
Speaker 3: Have really been full, you could judge the.
Speaker 2: Season by the amount of broken remotes.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 5: It wasn't.
Speaker 14: It wasn't pretty those years.
Speaker 2: All right, Jennin, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, a good Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Three, Topic Tuesday, Taking your calls this morning, Shive, good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning. So my sister and I we got stuck
Speaker 15: in a doghouse in the snow.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is severe. What do you need
Speaker 2: a doghouse like a kennel's.
Speaker 15: It was a kennel. We had spent the morning pretending
Speaker 15: to be dogs cool, and we went into the kennel
Speaker 15: of course, to go to our bed, and the wind
Speaker 15: blew the door shut and the lunch slammed down. Although
Speaker 15: to this day my sister swears one of the dogs
Speaker 15: jumped up in a time legs slammed the door.
Speaker 2: The dog pranked you both. You like it so much.
Speaker 2: The fun experience.
Speaker 3: It's there, uprising, how we tuck the humans and we're
Speaker 3: in charge.
Speaker 15: Well, we were in there for about three minutes before
Speaker 15: my sister started panicking and she actually started eating the
Speaker 15: dog food inside the feral dogs for.
Speaker 2: Civilization and break down.
Speaker 15: Second, it was just broken down. There was nothing we
Speaker 15: could do, and she was chanting, We're going to die
Speaker 15: in here, We're going to die in here.
Speaker 2: I'm start this is terrifying.
Speaker 15: I was about eight at the time and she was
Speaker 15: about three, so I was trying to be the calm
Speaker 15: one and I was ripping bits of wood off the
Speaker 15: roof trying to get to open the latch through the
Speaker 15: tiny little gap. We were in there for about three
Speaker 15: hours before my dad finally came out. And of course
Speaker 15: he did remember that he had kids at some point.
Speaker 15: We hadn't factored that in for three hours.
Speaker 2: Was she like? Because sometimes someone that happens to a
Speaker 2: kid and they become claustrophobic as an adult, well.
Speaker 15: Both of us had become claustrophobic. I will say she
Speaker 15: wanted to a bit of a catatonic spoke state for
Speaker 15: a few days. But she's fine now and we regularly
Speaker 15: laugh about the time we got stuck in the doghouse
Speaker 15: when you go.
Speaker 2: And visit her, because she's still Is she all right now?
Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about your poor little sister. Is fine?
Speaker 15: Fake dog kettle for Christmas?
Speaker 2: You do that with someone who ran into a catatonic state.
Speaker 15: I was just trying to show my love for her.
Speaker 15: We've gone through such an experience together.
Speaker 2: When you rescue hostages have been changed to radio for
Speaker 2: ten years, their mates don't give them a radiator as
Speaker 2: a funny Christmas present, and.
Speaker 3: Then you serve her dog food life.
Speaker 2: Oh my words, shift, what a story. Thank you very much, Pinks.
Speaker 15: Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 1: Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Have give you two? Weather been up on the Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Star No, no, not yet.
Speaker 2: Do we know anyone who has. I've just seen a
Speaker 2: press release from them. It's reopening tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I remember my brother got my mum a ticket to
Speaker 3: the Melbourne Staff for Christmas. Ones just one, just one,
Speaker 3: just for your mark. Yep, just for my mum, not
Speaker 3: even a double.
Speaker 2: You can only experience this alone in your own private cabin.
Speaker 2: Which is you win? There? That good a little bug.
Speaker 2: It's reopening tomorrow. I didn't realize it'd been obviously the
Speaker 2: year we've had it been temporary grounded for two hundred
Speaker 2: and thirty one days. Yeah, it's one of those tourist
Speaker 2: attractions here which no one really bigs up to.
Speaker 3: They should. We do it as a team has been
Speaker 3: a team building See what it's actually.
Speaker 2: Like, Jack, I was terrified. I've been up in that
Speaker 2: London Eye, yeah, which is about eight times big. That
Speaker 2: that is terrifying. Wouldn't you be terrified?
Speaker 3: You're all you're in the capture, you can't fall out
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 2: People get come. There's sometimes those big old wheels, don't they.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the Melbourne Star is absolutely fine. They've got
Speaker 2: the old w D four after you know, two hundred years.
Speaker 2: But anyway, reopens tomorrow. If you want to get yourself
Speaker 2: down there, all right, then three tip at Tuesday this morning,
Speaker 2: we're looking for stories about what have you destroyed in
Speaker 2: a fit of rage? Did your parents own a shop?
Speaker 2: And what got stuck in? What? Andrew? Good morning, Yeah,
Speaker 2: good morning Christian Andrew. You been on the Melbourne Star.
Speaker 9: By the way, my mother in law has or wish
Speaker 9: she'd stayed on it.
Speaker 2: There we go, comedy folks. She's been stuck in there
Speaker 2: for two hundred and thirty one days, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Andrew checked a spanner in it.
Speaker 2: She's really angry as well. And Andrew, which topic you're
Speaker 2: cooling in about?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 9: My daughter actually had a really a bug stuck in
Speaker 9: a rear or more living in area?
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, oh you hear about this.
Speaker 9: We were camping down at Port Fairy. She had chicken
Speaker 9: pox and there was one of the saws in her
Speaker 9: ear at birth, so we covered it with tape New
Speaker 9: Ye's Eve. She was crying all night. We'd all been
Speaker 9: drinking too much. We couldn't take her up to the hospital.
Speaker 9: So the next morning I got up to the hospital
Speaker 9: and the book doctor said there's something living in her ear,
Speaker 9: And I said, you know what, what what? What is it?
Speaker 9: And he goes, I don't know.
Speaker 13: So know.
Speaker 9: They flushed it out and it was the worms out
Speaker 9: of a tequila bottle, a bugget, a bugget flying in
Speaker 9: and he laid the egg and it was living on
Speaker 9: her edra eating it.
Speaker 3: Oh how long did they think it had been there?
Speaker 9: They don't know. They couldn't tell me. They actually kept
Speaker 9: it because they wanted to do a study on it
Speaker 9: to see what sort of buget.
Speaker 2: Wanted to put it in a tequila bottle and smash
Speaker 2: those shots that weekend.
Speaker 9: But yeah, it was terrible. She was screaming so full
Speaker 9: of bad parents that weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we all Andrew, thank you very much and
Speaker 2: cool no, uh, Hailey, come on in, Hey, hey going good,
Speaker 2: Haley what got stuck right here?
Speaker 5: So my four year old cousin was making a take
Speaker 5: with his mum when she turned her back at him.
Speaker 5: He started looking the bar mixed up and he accidently
Speaker 5: turned it on and got his tongue completely tangled up
Speaker 5: in the mixer.
Speaker 3: In the beaters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, how is this possible? What happened?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was pretty hecty, that's all.
Speaker 2: And what happened? How did he get untangled?
Speaker 5: So they actually ran across the road with the mixer
Speaker 5: still attached to his tongue, and they had a nurse
Speaker 5: across the road.
Speaker 2: Did you get it off? Yes? Oh my god, there's
Speaker 2: a child attached in a mixer with his tongue.
Speaker 3: So did his m carry him and the mixer or
Speaker 3: just the mixer? And he walked along.
Speaker 5: So she's carrying him in his arms and the mixers still.
Speaker 3: Attached to the hanging off his tongue.
Speaker 2: It's just a bouncing off the pavement.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then they that a detangle it and get it
Speaker 5: out or whatever. And then it turns out my cousin's
Speaker 5: actually dating the nurse who helped him out detangle it
Speaker 5: years later, twenty years Well.
Speaker 3: This is a twist.
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute. This is a story within a
Speaker 2: story wrapped in a mixer. So your cousin did he
Speaker 2: like twenty years later? God, she was hold that woman?
Speaker 2: I just remember that goes back on there and knocks
Speaker 2: for the second time in twenty years. Becaues, Hey, do
Speaker 2: you remember me with the mix and all that? Anyway,
Speaker 2: why don't we go out? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well it was actually at a Christmas dinner and we're like, oh,
Speaker 5: this happened when he was and they're like, oh, that
Speaker 5: was you, and there was like yeah, and they used
Speaker 5: to live opposite.
Speaker 3: Each other, right, so what's the age difference? Was she
Speaker 3: fully grown and he was a kid?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, that was the mom that was helped to
Speaker 5: me out, and then it was the mother's daughter.
Speaker 2: Were phoning, We're never going to be doing it. We
Speaker 2: are you ten and a phony grown woman? Confusion if
Speaker 2: pancakes are around everyone? Okay, Hayley, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You call though, No, thank god, James. But I have
Speaker 2: a great day. You know, we sometimes get those stories
Speaker 2: are weakest clean to fame. Not the one with Eric
Speaker 2: Banner's sister's girlfriend, NaN's girlfriends nanny. That was one of them.
Speaker 2: Do you know who is dating her, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We have to play it back one day.
Speaker 1: Christian, Chris, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Sure your brilliant stories this morning
Speaker 2: about what got stuck? Did your parents own a shop?
Speaker 2: And what have you destroyed in a fit of rage?
Speaker 2: We got a couple of last calls. If you've got
Speaker 2: any more stories, you can email me than for tomorrow's show.
Speaker 2: Late Claw party, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Have we got here, Sylvia coome, Morning Sylvia, Good morning Christians, Sylvia,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Okay, what got stuck?
Speaker 16: Well, when my daughter was her hairscust stuff in those
Speaker 16: rolling days, you know, the one that go around in
Speaker 16: one direction. You can only get in, but you can't
Speaker 16: get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turnstiles, Yes, yes, she was born she will.
Speaker 16: She was turning around with that. She's got her head
Speaker 16: in there, but she couldn't get it out. Each time
Speaker 16: she moved, it just got tireder and tireder.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's fright.
Speaker 16: Was so still she's she was second there for about
Speaker 16: half hour and I was thinking in my head, oh,
Speaker 16: you know, we have to doing the fiber guys to
Speaker 16: get her out a cup of feet.
Speaker 2: He waited half an hour before thinking that, I would
Speaker 2: you get that out within a minute.
Speaker 16: Well, we didn't know what to do. We didn't know
Speaker 16: what to.
Speaker 2: Get the fiber gate, I mean staring at it with
Speaker 2: your mind control turnstyle. She's still in there now. She's
Speaker 2: thirty two, she lives in the turnstile. She's got a
Speaker 2: little family of the water.
Speaker 16: Well started after all, they comes and started, and he
Speaker 16: would just lift the gate, that's just to loosen it up.
Speaker 12: And you know he's already removed the guy and that's
Speaker 12: how she got.
Speaker 16: Out right, Okay, lovely, So what's so scary though?
Speaker 2: Very Sylvia, thank you very much for cool. Thank you
Speaker 2: by now take care of mate.
Speaker 3: Sound it sounds like he removed the gate, but she's
Speaker 3: still got it stuck around her head. She was just
Speaker 3: able to leave the supermarket.
Speaker 8: Ronda, good morning, Hi Christian.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. So your parents owned well kind
Speaker 2: of shop.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they My mum and dad ran a funeral parlor
Speaker 13: in the country. And as kids, yeah, as kids, we
Speaker 13: you know, we sort it'd be a really good idea
Speaker 13: one afternoon to dress in what they would bury somebody
Speaker 13: in these long spectacular bedeweled gowns, and we were playing
Speaker 13: in the garden and getting the money, and Dad came
Speaker 13: out saying, what are you doing in that? I'll have
Speaker 13: to bury someone in that. Then, you know, get out
Speaker 13: of those. You know, we thought we were angels and fairies,
Speaker 13: just you know, playing in the backyards.
Speaker 2: For a moment. I thought you were going to say,
Speaker 2: this could only get worse if you were using the
Speaker 2: recently deceased as like props, well, some kind of zombie
Speaker 2: play props. You know about that weekend at Bernie's Round
Speaker 2: at yours, Rhonda, Thank you very much.
Speaker 13: S girl, No worries.
Speaker 1: Bye, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We need to get those dealt with, don't we. This
Speaker 2: happened last year.
Speaker 3: I forgot that it happened last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what we do for you guys. Last year
Speaker 2: we had a Christmas card made up with like a
Speaker 2: proper sort of Christmas scene in the front with me,
Speaker 2: Jack and Pats. We've done it again. It was a
Speaker 2: strange little photo shoot we had last week because of
Speaker 2: sums up this year, we had to all do the
Speaker 2: photo separately and have them all sort of green screened
Speaker 2: in because we're not allowed to be close to each other.
Speaker 2: We had to wear masks. We didn't want to be
Speaker 2: looking at slightly intimidating. You don't want to pin up
Speaker 2: a Christmas card with three people wearing masks of the
Speaker 2: year we've had here in Melbourne. So we were told
Speaker 2: that the only way we had to wear Christmas beards beards.
Speaker 2: But we're not dressed as Santa. We're us wearing white beards.
Speaker 2: Jack looks like he's just stepped off stage my folk
Speaker 2: band with Roy Orbison. It's the strangest Christmas card you'll
Speaker 2: have this year from maybe the stranger's radio show in
Speaker 2: the town. So actually maybe it all works. But anyway,
Speaker 2: we're signing all these cards, each one as we signed
Speaker 2: by the three of us. We did this last year
Speaker 2: and I didn't realize it would become a distraction during
Speaker 2: the show where the show. I keep forgetting that the
Speaker 2: show is happening. We're signing literally how many we got signed?
Speaker 2: A couple of hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's five hundred here.
Speaker 2: Jack and I were completely confused about where we were
Speaker 2: in the show. Just now. We're actually it's time for
Speaker 2: the time wasteter, Today's time waste for them. We have
Speaker 2: another navman for you to win this morning. The navman
Speaker 2: my censor Exil bigger and better with incredible dash cam
Speaker 2: pitchure quality. That's for the best one we get today
Speaker 2: for the antwork time waste on National Office Day? Who
Speaker 2: remembers the office anyway? National Office Day? We're looking for
Speaker 2: your office songs. Let's go back to the nineties. I
Speaker 2: want to desk you up. What's the Matt economy bad?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that that? I want to sex you up?
Speaker 2: Tiktoking down, Stop tiktoky down, stop Gold thank you? Uh?
Speaker 2: What does the facts say, Jim? That awful song gold
Speaker 2: feature next year? That's by a fax machine. What does
Speaker 2: the facts say? Just we can make that jingle simply.
Speaker 2: The desk is simply the desk silver. Tell your husband
Speaker 2: of office works. They can use that for radio adverts. Simply.
Speaker 2: The desk smells like team building spirit gold, Boom boom.
Speaker 2: I want you in my zoom Gold. What have you got,
Speaker 2: Jackie boy for office songs?
Speaker 3: Baby got blue tack?
Speaker 2: Oh so I was going to do? Baby got back space?
Speaker 2: Yours is better? Gold?
Speaker 3: You're my best pen when you really love a pen.
Speaker 2: These are so many great for the future. Office works radio.
Speaker 3: Ad hazy, shade of printer of the worst haze, printing
Speaker 3: out silver and boulevard of broken reins, paper in the
Speaker 3: printer gold.
Speaker 2: Okay, what have you got Office songs today.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today is National Office Day. Today. We celebrate this news
Speaker 2: on National Office Day with your office songs for today's
Speaker 2: at work time waster. All right, so today's time waster
Speaker 2: is office songs. Jackie boy, you're ready to mark, let's go.
Speaker 2: Jane's got a stapler. So Jane's got a gun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, staple gun would have been You just missed that.
Speaker 2: That Why not show them up on the radio. It's
Speaker 2: a nice thing, isn't it. Sorry, but not as funny
Speaker 2: as jack post the pro mark and shame. It's a
Speaker 2: new way he's doing it now.
Speaker 3: For this is an alip she threw it up.
Speaker 2: I just don't it okay, Lebron actually coming in tonight.
Speaker 2: Can't type this.
Speaker 3: Sorry, don't make it funny, does it?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Cath I tried Bohemian frax melody silver plus like
Speaker 2: Warren h It's a long way to the shop if
Speaker 2: you want paper roll silver mister Dwight's side. Oh from
Speaker 2: the Yeah to Merican office, Gold, Dutch Schultz paperback, Writer's
Speaker 2: cramp Bronze. How am I supposed to print without you?
Speaker 2: Gold Dylan, well done, Cash your Friday. I'm in love.
Speaker 2: Silver killing me micro softly Silver plus Desceradold there we go,
Speaker 2: justin Wilder. He's even putting brackets here. There's your winner
Speaker 2: right there. I like the swagger. I like the swacker Descerado.
Speaker 2: We'll see you're the voice mail Silver. Uh, I want
Speaker 2: to know what flaw this is?
Speaker 3: Oh Gold?
Speaker 2: Should I staplet or should I go silver? Anyone hit
Speaker 2: the joint there where the It wasn't done on a
Speaker 2: butcher's block, Destiny's child. I think you're ready for this
Speaker 2: Stapleer and jelly too much.
Speaker 3: I try it.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Benny and the ink jets Gold. That's
Speaker 2: very good. Shinzana, well done, dude. Where's my stapler?
Speaker 3: It's not a song.
Speaker 2: It neither your desk go. It's loops again. Your desk
Speaker 2: is on fire. Gold Bardroom Blitz Gold, I'm still stapling
Speaker 2: Gold plus Baby hit enter one more time. Silver in
Speaker 2: the office chair tonight Silver, Rage against the coffee machine.
Speaker 3: Coffee machine Ben not a song bronze.
Speaker 2: Boom boom, shake the boardroom silver, I can't. I can
Speaker 2: dream about you, I can dam about you. I'm your man.
Speaker 3: That Jack Gold all right?
Speaker 2: Who is winning? That delicious and that is the right word.
Speaker 2: And have man Benny in the ink jet Benny and
Speaker 2: injects well done, tough luck justin you weren't the winner,
Speaker 2: right there, Tyler, Today's show is the Illicit Lunch. We
Speaker 2: started the show by talking about Jack's got an ear affection.
Speaker 2: If you haven't had an ear infection, they're just they're
Speaker 2: a paint's a night men. You don't feel like you're
Speaker 2: quite your sound.
Speaker 3: It's a constant annoyance. I feel like it's really easy.
Speaker 3: I want to get something in there, and but you're
Speaker 3: not allowed. She said, don't put anything in, not even
Speaker 3: a cue tip, not even a tissue.
Speaker 2: What's that? Do you remember? Not thinking of people used
Speaker 2: to say, don't think in your rear bigger than your
Speaker 2: own elbow. I didn't even understand what that means. And
Speaker 2: then Patsy, what can you share? What your advice was?
Speaker 2: Getting his wife to do one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you blow in your ear and all the cool
Speaker 4: air just aises all the itch in the.
Speaker 2: Works.
Speaker 4: Because Chris used to to get a lot.
Speaker 8: Of the ear.
Speaker 2: I love God, blow in your ear, say this all
Speaker 2: out your ear infection? Oh okay, sure that old trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah there was a wax build up. Let's not end
Speaker 2: like that. Jackie Boys off to a warehouse in the
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere to sign one thousand Hamish and Handy books.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. No, this wasn't enough. I guess signing
Speaker 3: five hundred Christmas cards for our fans. Today I got
Speaker 3: to go sign a thousand books for Hamish and Andy
Speaker 3: and they're not even signing it as well.
Speaker 2: Just you just me, that is boys, Well think of me.
Speaker 2: In twenty minutes time, I'm off to wrestle an alligator.
Speaker 2: I'm interviewing Eddie McGuire. It will be like that slippery
Speaker 2: customer on tomorrow's show. We've had Frost Nixon, O'Connell McGuire.
Speaker 2: It's the big interview tomorrow, so we are. I am
Speaker 2: actually chatting to Eddie mcguan about twenty minutes time. You
Speaker 2: can hear that on tomorrows show. Also tomorrows show, we're
Speaker 2: back with your weakest claim to fame. So I asked
Speaker 2: Eddie for his robbly so here's nothing but fame, is
Speaker 2: he He's like an epicenter of fame. Right in the
Speaker 2: middle of Hollywood is Eddie mcgui. Also, you can email
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