WEBVTT - FULL: Illicit Lunch 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.719 Hey, come on an a minutes past six. Welcome to 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:13.360 the Christian O'Connell Show on God. Come on in, Jack, 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.360 come on in, Patsy, Morning money. How is everyone this morning? 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.640 Do you either of you to suffer from hay fever? 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.080 No, Biancha does? 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:21.080 My why lucky? 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.960 And it does make you feel like you have some 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.840 sort of superpower when you see somebody struggling to just 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.280 breathe the natural air that we're meant to mate. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.480 It's always nice when someone has a lack of empathy 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.800 and can somehow elevate themselves over the rest of us. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:36.400 Struggling with hay fever right now, well even makes me 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:41.280 feel like I've got a superpower to me. I feel 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:48.680 I've done fifty bps my loves closing my throat. I 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:49.360 don't have this. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:51.400 What I was meant to say is, and how are 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.560 you feeling? I'm sorry to hear that you deal. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:57.040 Your first thing was about Jack post Be a strong boy, 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.960 doesn't get hay fever, just squat thrust out of his arm. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.280 Do you get it passed you? Do you get hate 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:02.840 fe Yeah? 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.880 I don't normally, but I am this year and in fact, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.440 today my skin's itchy. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.240 Yeah, it comes in different ways from me. It's like 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.360 what I was struggling to breathe, you, sir, I thought 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.240 I had the old rona, So I think i'd be 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.040 the unluckiest guy in Melbourne. That'll be on the front 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:22.000 page because everyone's like double double double every day every 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:25.520 day and they go joke, it's that detail telling me 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.840 like me on the front page, the one. It's the 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:33.000 woo hand, one bloody idiot back to hate me like 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.920 two and a half years ago when I first came here. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.200 Front page news. Though pretty good for the show. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:41.160 Is it? Suddenly the zero goes to one and it's me. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.520 They're on the posters around town. So yeah, it's all fin. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.040 I don't know what it is. A lot. If anyone 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:49.240 who's suffered some hay fevers, I don't think it's called plural. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.640 By the way, I've got multiple hate fevers. You've got 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:56.279 them all fevers. They're multiplying. I don't know if anyone's 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.240 found the last two or three days. Have you found 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:59.800 this party? It's been really bad? 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:04.200 Yeah, yes, well, poor old Tommy producers in a bad 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:05.160 state this morning. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.160 First I've heard about it did you know about this, 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.000 didn't he look? 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.680 He puts on a brave family. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:11.799 Is that we got this new producer. He's coming from 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.239 Triple and we rescued him like a rescue dog four 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.680 months ago. He obviously knew which way the wind was 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:20.160 going with that uh whistleblower. He knew that that big 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:24.560 old tower is about to come tumbling down, talking of which, 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.919 we've got Eddie Maguire on the show tomorrow. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:27.799 That's right. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.120 I think he's coming back in just to attack Tommy. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:33.600 There's no interview. She's coming into. Why didn't you tell 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:37.000 me four months ago? But yeah, I didn't know about this. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.600 He gets tom producer gets really bad hay fever. He 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.720 has to rinse out his nose before the shot. 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.120 He must get in early to do it all. And 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.680 then by the time we get in he looks fine. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.320 He doesn't worry this morning. Is that he's got bloodshot eyes. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.840 As you should go. You should go out there and 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.360 telling that you don't get this. You're stronger. You're like 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.200 Pete Evans. You're a hay fever to higher, aren't you? 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:59.560 Those five g towers? 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:03.440 You know The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Jack. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.080 Post is a man who has no weakness. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:09.200 I'm not invincible, I'll be honest. Remember yesterday I had 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:10.359 the ear infection. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.079 Yeah, I remember that. We had a big meeting yesday, me, 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.760 Jack and Sue the Boss, and it was one of 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.840 our most important meetings of the year. Yep, about this 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.600 big idea we've got for next year, like January when 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:26.320 we're back and suddenly just Jack goes at five to eleven, 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.160 I've got to go about I've got to go to 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:33.400 a meeting about my ears, a meeting. I may misheard it, 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.200 That's why I heard in my mind, but I actually 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.800 do believe you. Actually I've got to go to a 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:39.120 meeting about my ears. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.600 It was my right ear was irritating me so much 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:42.520 during yesterday show. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:43.920 Is that the one next to the boss? Because I 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.760 often get that next? I heard, yeah, but carry on. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.480 I was asking Bianca during the songs, could you find 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:52.680 me anything anytime of ear cleaner, ear expert. I'll go 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.400 anywhere in Melbourne if you can book me in after 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.600 the show, because there's itching me and I went to 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.880 what I thought was a doctor. I thought I was 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.480 jumping over the GP and going to a special. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.760 Who's beyond the doctor to begin. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.960 With a specialist, so that you've got medicine woman. You 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.880 got the GP who knows about a little bit about everything, like. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.160 A little bit. They studied for years. They know everything 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.279 about everything. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:20.280 Misspoke, they know they know everything about everything. But then 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.000 there's a. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.440 Little bit who's gone to a doctor and I go, 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.120 is it your knee? You say, let me just google it? 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.080 Which better? Thank thee that what's this a bit called 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.000 the bony bit here? I only know a little bit 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.000 about the knee. Last time was a bit like the 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.760 elbow the knee, isn't it this? 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.120 That is exactly what happened with last time I went 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.240 to the doctor. They just googled it. Remember when I 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:39.560 had the itchy area? 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:41.440 Oh go again. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.440 Google and just googled it. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:49.360 Where are you going? Heamster doctors? Anyway about? 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:49.440 Then? 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.880 Who band? And I always think, if you're looking for 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.480 any kind of medical appointment right, anything you can get 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.680 into within two hours, don't go. I never go to 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.520 see one that I can get in too. Straight towards 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.039 why you this available? If you're really good, it should 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.839 at least Thursday lunchtime they can get you in. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.200 That's exactly how it played out. She said, there's at Friday, 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.760 just after nine o'clock or Thursday, but way out and 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.840 Glenn Waverley, I can get you. Then half an hour 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.880 later she's like, oh, there's this one in Foot's Gray 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.839 ten am. Yeah, like the next appointments available. We should 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.360 have been suck on it. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.560 Because because you're still in pains, aren't you with your ears? 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.920 Yeah, she just looked in there. I thought it might 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.799 need a clean out. She's like, no, no, this doesn't 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.039 need a clean out. It is very red though, so 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:29.920 I thought, oh, this is good. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:31.880 How much did I pay you for that? 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.320 She'll tell me what I need? And she said, well, 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.960 what you'll have to do is go to a doctor 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.200 to find out what that is. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.840 I could have said that to you. Yeah, he's going 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:44.760 to see what's called a doctor. Look them up. Paying 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:45.280 for that. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:49.320 It was fifty five dollars scammed. I tell you that. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.480 She just sound a chair in the street. Fifty You 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:55.840 get a couple of those today, you may, aren't you 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.040 you get yeah? Look, yeah, i'd say a doctor. That's 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:00.400 fifty five dollars. 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.520 The only bit of the only thing she gave me 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:06.320 to go away with. I said, can I get some 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.440 ear drops at least just from the chemist chemist's warehouse 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.800 whatever she said, No, no, no, ear drops can dry 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.040 it out, probably make the irritation even worse. Use olive 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:18.200 oil in your ear so I have heard of this. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.120 I had to go home and tip. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.159 Your water boarding your ears. You're drowning even when I 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.120 can't a teaspoon. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.240 It was really gross. And then when you put your 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:27.760 head back. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:32.360 Up right, you got that horrible it's olive oil stinks 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.080 because you're on his chuck it in the pan to 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.960 cook with. It's got a horrible small This stays around 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:37.480 for appers. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:38.520 So I spent half an hour. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.679 So where are you now then? With this air problem? 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.279 So now I'm booked back into the Friday appointment. So 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.080 you're going to put up with this itch till I 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.440 can see the proper GP who's like an ear expert 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:56.400 GP on Friday. If there's anybody listening who knows a 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.600 little bit about ears and he's a doctor and can 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.000 fit me in earlier just saying. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.479 Wow, so okay, just so understand what you're just saying. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.800 You're basically asking gps who are listening now to get 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.920 you in today. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.240 If if they've got a spot or if they can 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:14.080 get in ten minutes early or squish me in. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:17.080 It's not like they're dealing with a situation in Melbourne 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.480 right now of a pandemic and controlling that Showbiz needs 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.680 his ears looked at before Friday, when mere mortals can 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:24.600 walk in off the street. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.680 It's really irritating. You know that feeling when you're in 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:27.880 applying in your ears. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.760 Part is horrible. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.640 Actually it feels like that feeling all the time. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.400 Yeah, you feels like you're stuck in your head. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.200 Yeah, like pressures pushing it out. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.560 If there are any gps, do get him in today, 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.360 because I'm telling him out. If this doesn't get sorted 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.880 out today, you're going to get more and more louder 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.120 about this as the days going, Pats, And are we 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.440 putting cotton in our ears to drown him out? Talking 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:45.800 about it? 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.720 Anything you asked me to do? Our pointed there and 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.960 go sorry, I can't, I just can't. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.520 So it's doctors, all those people you thought were a 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.640 jump above the doctors. I'm still yet to wash out. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:08:00.360 Especially Okay the Christian O'Connell show us so. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.720 Jack has been told to soften up your trying to 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.280 help your ears in the next couple of days, we're 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.280 seeing a doctor yep, with olive oil what every day? 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.560 Yes, it is meant to moisturize the inside of the 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.400 ear extra VIRGINI of oil or I didn't ask actually 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:17.520 cheapest one. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.600 Yeah, Patsy, you're a big fan of these homemade remedy 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.400 and remedies because some of them are amazing. Some of 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.280 them really work. Did have you ever heard of this one, Patsy? 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.040 A couple of bit were telling me about hay fever. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:33.440 To have a teaspoon of locally sourced honey every day. Really, Yeah, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.600 like some kind of I guess because it's local contains 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:41.800 the biodome of the bioth. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.600 My mum's big into this. She doesn't use all the 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.040 technical terms like you do, but she every year gets 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.800 the anchor a pot of local honey because yeah, the 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:54.040 pollens inside and meant to make your body aware of 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:55.800 the pollen you're going to come through your notes. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:56.880 He's in the poison. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.240 It just doesn't work for the anchor, is all right? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.480 The fact you just ever recommended basically trying to poison 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.800 me to get rid of me with it. If you 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.760 do know of any alternative remedies that actually work pats. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.360 You know loads these alternative remedies. You always recommend a 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.360 lot of poultice. And what was that thing you were 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:14.440 trying to get someone with pinky or had a gammy 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.440 eye to make a poultice of something? 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:17.800 What is it? 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.760 The poultice for pats? 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:19.920 That's too. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.920 When I used to get a splinter in my skin 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.240 as a kid, mum used to make a poultice which 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:29.640 was basically like bread and hot water wrapped in linen 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:34.040 and sort of placed on the area, and her theory 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.520 was that it would help draw it out. The yeast 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.360 in the bread would draw it out of the skin. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.200 Did it work? Yeah, it did? Actually, See this is amazing. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.400 People have to make their own kind of medicine. Didn't 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.120 because I couldn't afford to get it. So if you 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.480 know any of these alternative homemade remedies, but you need 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.360 to have actually tried it out, Okay, not like if 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.520 someone's recommended or you've read it on Google. I want 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:57.200 tried and tested this morning nine four one oh four three. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.240 One of you was also recommended that I take it 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.320 out of Zertac, which is the sort of classic anti 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.520 one of the anti histamin drugs. And then sit in 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.240 a bath every day of pint oss soap. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:07.960 Oh, that's brilliant stuff. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:09.000 What's that that? 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:09.880 When I was proud? 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.720 She literally like a Wikipedia all these kind of what 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.280 is pine toss? 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:17.439 It's it's what you have when you have chicken pox 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.000 as a kid. It's disgusting stuff. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.920 It's trap. I'll go get some today, sin a maath 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.839 of it. Boiling myself every day is disgusting. I'll sign 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.240 me up. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:30.000 I remember sitting in the bath with the chicken pox though. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.319 When you have chicken pox, ymber that as a kid, 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:33.760 it was just a horrible thing. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.600 Christian Iconnell Christian o'connalds Show podcast. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.920 We're doing triage right now to Jack Post. We're trying 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.120 to work turn you turn the show into advice. Jack's 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.679 got some kind of ear affection, and his wife booked 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:52.360 him in to see someone yesterday within two hours. Warning, warning, warning, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.079 any kind of medical expert in a city like we've had, 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:56.960 you know, the city like this this year, that can 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.240 fit you in within one hundred minutes. I always think, 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.920 can't be that good. You went to see an ear expert. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.199 Yeah, I just assume they're a doctor. And now I've 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.880 looked back on the website. Not a doctor, just an 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.000 ear cleaner. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.920 Who just assume someone is a doctor without going into 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.760 a general practice or being aware they're in a doctor's 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:16.680 waiting room. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.120 It felt like a doctor's waiting when I was in there. Yeah, 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.439 white walls, the waiting room shares. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.600 But people can buy white paint. Anyway. You're the most 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.920 easily scammed man in the world. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.200 You know, I'm getting that thing at the moment. You 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.600 know when you talk about enailment that you have so 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.120 much worse now. My ear is super itchy. I'm just 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.440 I'm ravenous to go on its it. But she said, 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.040 don't put your fingers in your ears. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:45.680 I never heard the word ravenous, ravenous with hunger, ravenous 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:49.520 for an itch. That's how bad his ear is. He's ravenous. 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:54.920 He's starving for that itch. So anyway, this lady yesterday 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.920 about to look at his ear and went, oh my god, Yeah, 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:58.839 that looks painful. You should go and see one of 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:02.840 these what's called doctors. That'll be fifty five dollars for 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.079 this advice. But she's recommended over the next couple of 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.960 days before we see it, an actual doctor olive oil. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.080 Drip some olive oil in there to hydrate the back 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.480 of the ear drum. Right, did it yesterday? He was 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.560 a little bit slimy and had to keep my head 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:16.680 tilted for half an hour. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:22.280 Okay, so this morning, alternative homemademy remedies that work. Jack. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.160 Let's keep her a separate note out of the amount 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.880 of remedies incoming and ones that pats He's heard of, 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:32.480 because Patsy's the Wikipedia of is Patsy newsreader and medicine woman, 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:37.040 Doctor Quinn, medicine woman. A Nett. Good morning, Good morning, Christian, 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.760 Good morning Net. Welcome to the show. So an alternative 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.559 homemade remedy that works. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.319 I've got a great remedy for your ear. Jack's grape 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.319 up some onions. Get a few drops on juice and 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.360 put it in your ear when you're going to bed 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:54.440 at night, and lie down on the other side so 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.839 that he is so into as long as can you 0:12:59.000 --> 0:12:59.880 wake up in the morning. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.440 All right, And then you were breaking up a little bit. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.800 But what I got is onion juice. Diice up some onions, 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.960 squeeze it into my ear while I'm going just before 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.400 I go to sleep, and then try and keep that 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.720 ear elevated all night. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.079 Yes, and it doesn't sting, It doesn't do any but 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.160 it does wonders. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.840 So and that just want saying, So mush up some 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.920 onions and squish them into his ears or just the juice. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:25.880 It's just going to be very hungry. I'm gonna be 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:30.200 ravenous for burgers, lovely because I love that smell of 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.360 fried onion. This makes you hungry, doesn't it, Especially that smell. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.080 It's a very strong overparent Swiller's an onion pillow. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.199 At night, I might wake up and becas eating my ear. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:43.080 All right, and thank you very much? You cool after morning? 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.600 Good morning, Christian, how are you? 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.040 I'm good? Arthur. What's your homemade remedy for us? 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:53.640 Onion and saltans? It's good for bruising. You smash it 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.360 all up, you put it into a towel, and then 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.760 you put it over the bruising glue it overnight and 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.079 the next morning it's gone on. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.120 I think I saw this a Rocky three. I pretty 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.960 saw Mickey got some sultanas and onions and wrapped them 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.959 in a town over Rocky's eye when he was being 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.280 pummeled by your club a lang. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.319 My mother did it to me when I was a 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.200 young kids and I smashed my leg and I now 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:13.680 it works. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.720 You need to go to the daughters bring me. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.520 I did not have to go to the doctors at all, 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:25.040 and went there on the next within the next day. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.480 That's amazing. So tanas and onions. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.200 Yes, and you smash them up and then you put 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:31.000 them into hotel. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:32.720 Onions are the one. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:35.560 Who knew this morning? 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:36.920 Is there anything an onion car? 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.160 And that's the phone in tomorrow. Let's not waste it 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.840 right now, Jack, all right, Alfa, thank you very much. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:46.120 Frank morning, Christian guys, how are you this morning? 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.040 We're good, welcome to the show. Frank, you boy, what 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:48.720 have you got for us? 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.560 I've got a remedy for watch. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:55.400 Yeah, someone's just tuned in. They're going when are they 0:14:55.440 --> 0:15:00.240 finishing for the year? In no way. We're struggling now, 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:01.320 run out of big cash. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.600 Came away this time yesterday we were doing batteries. 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:08.880 Remember that tomorrow it's onions the phone in okay, so yes, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.400 tell us about the cure for warts. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:16.440 Cureful is in Italian fame at high So yeah. You 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.360 stepped the actual fig fruit off the tree and again 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.480 the fig the stain that riges you like in milk, 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.320 actually dare down onto the water, makes you drive as 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:27.600 the water and making a wake or so that you 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.040 disappears big milk. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.520 Am I hearing that correctly? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.440 It's correct? 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.520 We need any more types of milk in the world. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.640 In this city. You go in somebody, you've got goat 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:41.320 milk and milk, walnut oil, milk, you got almond and 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.440 even milk and almond. I don't even know how they 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.800 do that. And now we're saying fig milk. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:49.080 Yeah, that's. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.320 All right, Frank, you boy, thank you very much. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.880 Okay, thanks taking bye bye now, Frank. 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.960 He Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.120 Sometimes my wife and I right late in the evening, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.560 if we've had a couple of drinks, we'll go on 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.480 that website real estate dot com dot au. You know 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:12.680 where you can put in price no limit, because you 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.400 can have a look around really really expensive like multimillion 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.120 dollar homes that you're never going to have the means 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.040 to af forward, but you like having a little nose 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:19.400 around it. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:20.960 And judging them, don't you. Definitely right. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:22.440 I even remember my wife and I had to look 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.840 around Jimmy Bartel's partner's house or whatever their family home 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.240 that were selling, couldn't afford to buy it, but wasted 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.720 twenty minutes going, oh, I like the way they've done 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.200 that leadline windows. You don't get a lot of that 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:37.120 here in Australia. That's really nice. Literally wasting time we're 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:38.160 never going to get back. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.760 Every time you see a feature on somebody in the paper, 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.880 you don't really care to learn about their life. All 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.760 you want to do is notes around their house. That's 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:46.600 where I can't wait for your hair on something to 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:46.920 come out. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:51.040 Genuinely, really nervous. I found out it's this Saturday. I'm 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.520 not even going to tell my wife because sheer sees 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.800 something in the photos they're using a family photo. Never 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.360 has a family photo appeared in any interview I've ever 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.520 done in over twenty years of doing this. I'm so 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.600 nervous about it because I know my only because of 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.800 one reason I know my wife will find something. Some 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.800 other a bit of dog poo was that I was 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.159 told to clear up from the garden or something in 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.480 the house. There's also that awful cheesy photo. For some reason, 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.159 when they came around, they asked me to lie on 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:21.160 a Sunburd. I'm wearing a jumpers funny clone. I said, 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.480 won't this look a bit odd? Do you want me 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:26.320 to like go full pony? I put like a hanky 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.560 on my head. At one point he goes, how about 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:31.240 your roll your jeans up? And you did me feet 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.520