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Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, come on an a minutes past six. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: the Christian O'Connell Show on God. Come on in, Jack,

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Speaker 2: come on in, Patsy, Morning money. How is everyone this morning?

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Speaker 2: Do you either of you to suffer from hay fever?

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Speaker 3: No, Biancha does?

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Speaker 2: My why lucky?

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Speaker 3: And it does make you feel like you have some

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Speaker 3: sort of superpower when you see somebody struggling to just

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Speaker 3: breathe the natural air that we're meant to mate.

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Speaker 2: It's always nice when someone has a lack of empathy

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Speaker 2: and can somehow elevate themselves over the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: Struggling with hay fever right now, well even makes me

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Speaker 2: feel like I've got a superpower to me. I feel

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Speaker 2: I've done fifty bps my loves closing my throat. I

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Speaker 2: don't have this.

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Speaker 3: What I was meant to say is, and how are

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Speaker 3: you feeling? I'm sorry to hear that you deal.

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Speaker 2: Your first thing was about Jack post Be a strong boy,

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Speaker 2: doesn't get hay fever, just squat thrust out of his arm.

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Speaker 2: Do you get it passed you? Do you get hate

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Speaker 2: fe Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I don't normally, but I am this year and in fact,

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Speaker 4: today my skin's itchy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it comes in different ways from me. It's like

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Speaker 2: what I was struggling to breathe, you, sir, I thought

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Speaker 2: I had the old rona, So I think i'd be

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Speaker 2: the unluckiest guy in Melbourne. That'll be on the front

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Speaker 2: page because everyone's like double double double every day every

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Speaker 2: day and they go joke, it's that detail telling me

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Speaker 2: like me on the front page, the one. It's the

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Speaker 2: woo hand, one bloody idiot back to hate me like

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Speaker 2: two and a half years ago when I first came here.

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Speaker 3: Front page news. Though pretty good for the show.

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Speaker 2: Is it? Suddenly the zero goes to one and it's me.

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Speaker 2: They're on the posters around town. So yeah, it's all fin.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. A lot. If anyone

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Speaker 2: who's suffered some hay fevers, I don't think it's called plural.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I've got multiple hate fevers. You've got

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Speaker 2: them all fevers. They're multiplying. I don't know if anyone's

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Speaker 2: found the last two or three days. Have you found

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Speaker 2: this party? It's been really bad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, well, poor old Tommy producers in a bad

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Speaker 4: state this morning.

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Speaker 2: First I've heard about it did you know about this,

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Speaker 2: didn't he look?

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Speaker 3: He puts on a brave family.

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Speaker 2: Is that we got this new producer. He's coming from

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Speaker 2: Triple and we rescued him like a rescue dog four

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Speaker 2: months ago. He obviously knew which way the wind was

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Speaker 2: going with that uh whistleblower. He knew that that big

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Speaker 2: old tower is about to come tumbling down, talking of which,

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Speaker 2: we've got Eddie Maguire on the show tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I think he's coming back in just to attack Tommy.

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Speaker 2: There's no interview. She's coming into. Why didn't you tell

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Speaker 2: me four months ago? But yeah, I didn't know about this.

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Speaker 2: He gets tom producer gets really bad hay fever. He

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Speaker 2: has to rinse out his nose before the shot.

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Speaker 3: He must get in early to do it all. And

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Speaker 3: then by the time we get in he looks fine.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't worry this morning. Is that he's got bloodshot eyes.

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Speaker 2: As you should go. You should go out there and

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Speaker 2: telling that you don't get this. You're stronger. You're like

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Speaker 2: Pete Evans. You're a hay fever to higher, aren't you?

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Speaker 2: Those five g towers?

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Speaker 1: You know The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Jack.

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Speaker 2: Post is a man who has no weakness.

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Speaker 3: I'm not invincible, I'll be honest. Remember yesterday I had

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Speaker 3: the ear infection.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. We had a big meeting yesday, me,

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Speaker 2: Jack and Sue the Boss, and it was one of

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Speaker 2: our most important meetings of the year. Yep, about this

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Speaker 2: big idea we've got for next year, like January when

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Speaker 2: we're back and suddenly just Jack goes at five to eleven,

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Speaker 2: I've got to go about I've got to go to

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Speaker 2: a meeting about my ears, a meeting. I may misheard it,

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Speaker 2: That's why I heard in my mind, but I actually

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Speaker 2: do believe you. Actually I've got to go to a

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Speaker 2: meeting about my ears.

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Speaker 3: It was my right ear was irritating me so much

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Speaker 3: during yesterday show.

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Speaker 2: Is that the one next to the boss? Because I

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Speaker 2: often get that next? I heard, yeah, but carry on.

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Speaker 3: I was asking Bianca during the songs, could you find

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Speaker 3: me anything anytime of ear cleaner, ear expert. I'll go

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Speaker 3: anywhere in Melbourne if you can book me in after

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Speaker 3: the show, because there's itching me and I went to

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Speaker 3: what I thought was a doctor. I thought I was

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Speaker 3: jumping over the GP and going to a special.

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Speaker 2: Who's beyond the doctor to begin.

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Speaker 3: With a specialist, so that you've got medicine woman. You

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Speaker 3: got the GP who knows about a little bit about everything, like.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. They studied for years. They know everything

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Speaker 2: about everything.

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Speaker 3: Misspoke, they know they know everything about everything. But then

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Speaker 3: there's a.

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Speaker 2: Little bit who's gone to a doctor and I go,

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Speaker 2: is it your knee? You say, let me just google it?

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Speaker 2: Which better? Thank thee that what's this a bit called

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Speaker 2: the bony bit here? I only know a little bit

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Speaker 2: about the knee. Last time was a bit like the

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Speaker 2: elbow the knee, isn't it this?

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Speaker 3: That is exactly what happened with last time I went

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Speaker 3: to the doctor. They just googled it. Remember when I

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Speaker 3: had the itchy area?

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Speaker 2: Oh go again.

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Speaker 3: Google and just googled it.

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Speaker 2: Where are you going? Heamster doctors? Anyway about?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 2: Who band? And I always think, if you're looking for

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Speaker 2: any kind of medical appointment right, anything you can get

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Speaker 2: into within two hours, don't go. I never go to

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Speaker 2: see one that I can get in too. Straight towards

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Speaker 2: why you this available? If you're really good, it should

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Speaker 2: at least Thursday lunchtime they can get you in.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly how it played out. She said, there's at Friday,

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Speaker 3: just after nine o'clock or Thursday, but way out and

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Speaker 3: Glenn Waverley, I can get you. Then half an hour

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Speaker 3: later she's like, oh, there's this one in Foot's Gray

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Speaker 3: ten am. Yeah, like the next appointments available. We should

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Speaker 3: have been suck on it.

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Speaker 2: Because because you're still in pains, aren't you with your ears?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she just looked in there. I thought it might

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Speaker 3: need a clean out. She's like, no, no, this doesn't

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Speaker 3: need a clean out. It is very red though, so

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Speaker 3: I thought, oh, this is good.

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Speaker 2: How much did I pay you for that?

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Speaker 3: She'll tell me what I need? And she said, well,

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Speaker 3: what you'll have to do is go to a doctor

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Speaker 3: to find out what that is.

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Speaker 2: I could have said that to you. Yeah, he's going

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Speaker 2: to see what's called a doctor. Look them up. Paying

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Speaker 3: It was fifty five dollars scammed. I tell you that.

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Speaker 2: She just sound a chair in the street. Fifty You

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Speaker 2: get a couple of those today, you may, aren't you

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Speaker 2: you get yeah? Look, yeah, i'd say a doctor. That's

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Speaker 2: fifty five dollars.

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Speaker 3: The only bit of the only thing she gave me

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Speaker 3: to go away with. I said, can I get some

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Speaker 3: ear drops at least just from the chemist chemist's warehouse

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Speaker 3: whatever she said, No, no, no, ear drops can dry

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Speaker 3: it out, probably make the irritation even worse. Use olive

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Speaker 3: oil in your ear so I have heard of this.

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Speaker 3: I had to go home and tip.

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Speaker 2: Your water boarding your ears. You're drowning even when I

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Speaker 2: can't a teaspoon.

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Speaker 3: It was really gross. And then when you put your

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Speaker 2: Up right, you got that horrible it's olive oil stinks

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Speaker 2: because you're on his chuck it in the pan to

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Speaker 3: So I spent half an hour.

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Speaker 2: So where are you now then? With this air problem?

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Speaker 3: So now I'm booked back into the Friday appointment. So

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Speaker 3: you're going to put up with this itch till I

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Speaker 3: can see the proper GP who's like an ear expert

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Speaker 3: GP on Friday. If there's anybody listening who knows a

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Speaker 3: little bit about ears and he's a doctor and can

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Speaker 3: fit me in earlier just saying.

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Speaker 2: Wow, so okay, just so understand what you're just saying.

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Speaker 2: You're basically asking gps who are listening now to get

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Speaker 3: If if they've got a spot or if they can

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Speaker 3: get in ten minutes early or squish me in.

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Speaker 2: It's not like they're dealing with a situation in Melbourne

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Speaker 2: right now of a pandemic and controlling that Showbiz needs

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Speaker 2: his ears looked at before Friday, when mere mortals can

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Speaker 2: walk in off the street.

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Speaker 3: It's really irritating. You know that feeling when you're in

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Speaker 3: applying in your ears.

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Speaker 2: Part is horrible.

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Speaker 3: Actually it feels like that feeling all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you feels like you're stuck in your head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like pressures pushing it out.

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Speaker 2: If there are any gps, do get him in today,

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Speaker 2: because I'm telling him out. If this doesn't get sorted

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Speaker 2: out today, you're going to get more and more louder

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Speaker 2: about this as the days going, Pats, And are we

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Speaker 2: putting cotton in our ears to drown him out? Talking

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Speaker 3: Anything you asked me to do? Our pointed there and

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Speaker 3: go sorry, I can't, I just can't.

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Speaker 2: So it's doctors, all those people you thought were a

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Speaker 2: jump above the doctors. I'm still yet to wash out.

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Speaker 1: Especially Okay the Christian O'Connell show us so.

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Speaker 2: Jack has been told to soften up your trying to

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Speaker 2: help your ears in the next couple of days, we're

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Speaker 2: seeing a doctor yep, with olive oil what every day?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is meant to moisturize the inside of the

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Speaker 3: ear extra VIRGINI of oil or I didn't ask actually

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Speaker 3: cheapest one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Patsy, you're a big fan of these homemade remedy

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Speaker 2: and remedies because some of them are amazing. Some of

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Speaker 2: them really work. Did have you ever heard of this one, Patsy?

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Speaker 2: A couple of bit were telling me about hay fever.

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Speaker 2: To have a teaspoon of locally sourced honey every day. Really, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like some kind of I guess because it's local contains

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Speaker 2: the biodome of the bioth.

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Speaker 3: My mum's big into this. She doesn't use all the

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Speaker 3: technical terms like you do, but she every year gets

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Speaker 3: the anchor a pot of local honey because yeah, the

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Speaker 3: pollens inside and meant to make your body aware of

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Speaker 3: the pollen you're going to come through your notes.

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Speaker 2: He's in the poison.

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Speaker 3: It just doesn't work for the anchor, is all right?

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Speaker 2: The fact you just ever recommended basically trying to poison

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Speaker 2: me to get rid of me with it. If you

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Speaker 2: do know of any alternative remedies that actually work pats.

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Speaker 2: You know loads these alternative remedies. You always recommend a

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Speaker 2: lot of poultice. And what was that thing you were

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Speaker 2: trying to get someone with pinky or had a gammy

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Speaker 2: eye to make a poultice of something?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 2: The poultice for pats?

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Speaker 3: That's too.

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Speaker 4: When I used to get a splinter in my skin

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Speaker 4: as a kid, mum used to make a poultice which

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's brilliant stuff.

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Speaker 2: We're doing triage right now to Jack Post. We're trying

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Speaker 2: But people can buy white paint. Anyway. You're the most

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Speaker 3: Drip some olive oil in there to hydrate the back

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Speaker 2: Good morning Net. Welcome to the show. So an alternative

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Speaker 6: I've got a great remedy for your ear. Jack's grape

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Speaker 3: All right, And then you were breaking up a little bit.

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Speaker 3: But what I got is onion juice. Diice up some onions,

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Speaker 6: Yes, and it doesn't sting, It doesn't do any but

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Speaker 2: So and that just want saying, So mush up some

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Speaker 2: It's just going to be very hungry. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 2: It's a very strong overparent Swiller's an onion pillow.

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Speaker 3: At night, I might wake up and becas eating my ear.

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Speaker 2: All right, and thank you very much? You cool after morning?

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? Arthur. What's your homemade remedy for us?

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Speaker 7: Onion and saltans? It's good for bruising. You smash it

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Speaker 2: I think I saw this a Rocky three. I pretty

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Speaker 7: My mother did it to me when I was a

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Speaker 2: You need to go to the daughters bring me.

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Speaker 7: I did not have to go to the doctors at all,

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. So tanas and onions.

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Speaker 3: Onions are the one.

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Speaker 2: Who knew this morning?

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Speaker 3: Is there anything an onion car?

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Speaker 2: And that's the phone in tomorrow. Let's not waste it

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Speaker 2: right now, Jack, all right, Alfa, thank you very much.

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Speaker 8: Frank morning, Christian guys, how are you this morning?

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Speaker 2: We're good, welcome to the show. Frank, you boy, what

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Speaker 9: I've got a remedy for watch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's just tuned in. They're going when are they

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Speaker 3: Came away this time yesterday we were doing batteries.

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Speaker 2: Remember that tomorrow it's onions the phone in okay, so yes,

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Speaker 2: We need any more types of milk in the world.

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Speaker 2: In this city. You go in somebody, you've got goat

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Speaker 2: Sometimes my wife and I right late in the evening,

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Speaker 3: Every time you see a feature on somebody in the paper,

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Speaker 2: for multimillionaires, right that their version of real estate dot

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Speaker 2: He has bought a small and I mean really small,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you don't really have this. The players

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Speaker 2: It's you know, you can still run it by that.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a movie trying to read it. Here's

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Speaker 2: the Wrexham Club song. Part of me hopes they're like

442
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Speaker 2: they're Hollywood stars, right, what do they really know about

443
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Speaker 2: running a football club that they actually draft in as

444
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Speaker 2: players just for season of the actors? Right? You must

445
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Speaker 2: have just double down that, you know. Can they get

446
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Speaker 2: like Benedict kumberbut you he seems a big tool guy.

447
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Speaker 2: Could he be a goalkeeper?

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you about the illicit lunch I had yesterday.

450
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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes do you do this okay where or sorry?

451
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Speaker 2: I don't want to get you in trouble. People might

452
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Speaker 2: be listening. Just a friend of yours, ever do this

453
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Speaker 2: where you'll have a cheeky, unauthorized off the book's lunch,

454
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Speaker 2: just just buy yourself. I know friends who do that, Yeah,

455
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Speaker 2: that your other half doesn't know about because otherwise they

456
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Speaker 2: say I'm trying to save money this month, or eat

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Speaker 2: healthy you've got those leftovers tea.

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Speaker 3: Or my friend just gets accused of throwing the whole

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Speaker 3: day out of whack like oh, well, now when are

460
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Speaker 3: we eating lunch? Wines didn't.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've had a big lunch for yourself, you

462
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Speaker 2: know there's no point going out for pizza at R five. Yeah,

463
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Speaker 2: that yesterday the night before. So I normally have to

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Speaker 2: bring leftovers and you might have seen them to have

465
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Speaker 2: for lunch. Yesterday. My wife because Sunday, was rushing around him. Momi,

466
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Speaker 2: I said, I'll sort your Monday lunch out. Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: There's some leftover salmon that I'll put together with a

468
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Speaker 2: salad eight Monday.

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Speaker 3: That is a Monday, okay.

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Speaker 2: So yesterday I look at it right and I'm like,

471
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Speaker 2: this Monday, I can't. I can't do this, and so yes,

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Speaker 2: on the way home, I pulled over a near a

473
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Speaker 2: bin in Saint Kilda right emptied the old salmon salad

474
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Speaker 2: in there. Drove to another place in Kilda where they

475
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Speaker 2: do an amazing spicy meatball.

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Speaker 3: Sub you're an adult version of the kid he throws

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Speaker 3: away sandwich at school.

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Speaker 2: I was aware of this. I used to do this

479
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Speaker 2: at fourteen. I'm now forty seven, all right, And so

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Speaker 2: I went to the place is Sint Kilda, Okay, ordered

481
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Speaker 2: this amazing spicy meatball sub right, it is so good.

482
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Speaker 3: Ate it in the car just you know, you were

483
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Speaker 3: so happy.

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Speaker 2: This is enlightenment, this is navana, and this right now

485
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Speaker 2: is probably the happiest I'll ever be this week. And

486
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Speaker 2: I'm there, you know, actually salibating God. That is perfection.

487
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Speaker 2: And as I got back out, I stuck my head

488
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Speaker 2: in the shot went thank the chef. That was amazing.

489
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Speaker 2: You know when no one looks around and go thank,

490
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Speaker 2: They're like, who is that idiot? Anyway? I just I

491
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Speaker 2: want my lips, okay. And I destroyed the events, put

492
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Speaker 2: all the paper in the way. It's the perfect crime.

493
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Speaker 2: I go home and my wife's there and she goes, oh,

494
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Speaker 2: come here, let's have a hug. And immediately I'm not, Oh,

495
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Speaker 2: she's gonna know. They know, they know, like they can

496
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Speaker 2: smell a woman on you, they know, right, And she's

497
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Speaker 2: my wife has got a really strong sense of smell.

498
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Speaker 2: And as I'm going into the hug, I'm like, you know,

499
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Speaker 2: when they say you've got to just sell the light,

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Speaker 2: I can't. Already I'm starting to get nervous.

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Speaker 3: Yep, there's lipstick on your color and she's coming in

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Speaker 3: and she can see it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's food grease. There's meatball sauce on your shirt. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: As you come in, she goes, and I'm like, oh god,

505
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Speaker 2: oh god, I'm doomed. I feel like confessing when I've

506
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Speaker 2: been the seven, So I don't. She goes, this is

507
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Speaker 2: what she says. She goes, what if you been easy?

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Speaker 11: I almost break down in tears. What you know when

509
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Speaker 11: you voice change? She goes, you smell, but I can smell.

510
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Speaker 11: I can smell garlic on you. Something spicy. That's not

511
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Speaker 11: the salmon salad I made. I'm sorry this Monday, I

512
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Speaker 11: was hungry spicy meatball sup.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, Imagine if you were right Instant Kilda, yesterday's the

516
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Speaker 2: lay by by Lunar Park. If you're wondering and you

517
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Speaker 2: saw a guy just pull up suddenly, get out of

518
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Speaker 2: his carl with a sad ass tupperware, empty a salmon

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Speaker 2: salad out of the top winso bin to make sure

520
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Speaker 2: that was turned back into the car. You think, what

521
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Speaker 2: a loser. That guy is clearly married and empty out

522
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Speaker 2: his lunch to go and get something more advertised.

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Speaker 3: You made me feel like the meatball sub actually, so

524
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Speaker 3: you're gonna give me the players. I want to go good.

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Speaker 2: It's a spicy meatball sub and even though I knew

526
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Speaker 2: that it would be terrible if I got caught out.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit like Andy and Shawshank Redemption when he

528
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Speaker 2: breaks into that office. And this is that classical music

529
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Speaker 2: song that was me yesterday at midday, just sat in

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Speaker 2: the car eating it, going this is freedom.

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Speaker 3: And then the other thing that Andy does, like when

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Speaker 3: he's putting the pebbles through his pants and walk they

533
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Speaker 3: fall out his leg. You can do that with the

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Speaker 3: rapper of your meat as you.

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Speaker 2: Walk around the band and the receipt as well, and

536
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Speaker 2: all the rapper as well.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a separate bank account? Oh? Yeah, see

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Speaker 3: the only reason.

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Speaker 2: I can in the sky they see it all.

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Speaker 3: The only reason I kept the separate bank account is

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Speaker 3: because I was worried about the fast food charges that

542
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Speaker 3: wouldn't be seen.

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Speaker 2: Do you pay for that?

544
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Speaker 3: Are hidden fund?

545
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Speaker 2: Jackie boys? Sneaky? How have you got away with that?

546
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Speaker 2: How many has you been married?

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Speaker 3: I keep saying I'm going to close that bank account

548
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Speaker 3: because I really don't need it, But I say, oh,

549
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Speaker 3: like the Spotify is linked to it. I think the

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Speaker 3: Netflix is linked to it for the taxman.

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Speaker 2: And is that what you set your ruber he eats

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Speaker 2: up to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, wow wee.

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Speaker 2: That is the first time I'm not actually gonna that is.

555
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Speaker 2: What I need to do is get my own But

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Speaker 2: if I Sarah know, if I'm now putting funds into

557
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Speaker 2: a separate count, yeah, because especial if it's only like

558
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Speaker 2: sort of forty two dollars a week and stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: you know it's for the spicy Meatballs sub account.

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Speaker 1: Christian Hell a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every week on the show, one of you wins one

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars in cash for cooler of the Week. The

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Speaker 2: last two weeks, the winners have come from stories that

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Speaker 2: we've got. On three Tip of Tuesday, we'll just about

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Speaker 2: to get into. All right, here's what we're looking for

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Speaker 2: this morning. What got stuck in? What I'm looking for?

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Speaker 2: Stories of being stuck? What got stuck in?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Jackie Boy kick us off?

570
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Speaker 3: Yeah, my air pods keep getting stolen by my wife,

571
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Speaker 3: even though she's got her own pair to differentiate them.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to paint my air pods, so I got

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Speaker 3: some old house paint from the shed and dip the

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Speaker 3: air pod in and let them dry. The problemly is

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Speaker 3: the paint's quite thick, so now when I put them

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Speaker 3: back in the charger, they're stuck. They're stuck in there,

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Speaker 3: and I can't bring the AirPod out.

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Speaker 2: I suppose your wife wants to actually share your airports

579
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Speaker 2: at the moment, because you've got you've got infect it

580
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Speaker 2: is that needs you to go and see a GP.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't stop it. It always missing out of that little container.

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Speaker 2: Well, now she can't use me, you can't use them.

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Speaker 2: That's something you do with an older brother or sister

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Speaker 2: to stop them using your stuff. So they're stuck in there,

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Speaker 2: they're wedged in there. Brilliant. Okay, so what got stuck

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Speaker 2: in what? Last week on the show where we're talking

587
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Speaker 2: about did your mum and dad have a job that

588
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Speaker 2: had cooled job works? We've got a great story from

589
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Speaker 2: one of you about your mum and dad owned a

590
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Speaker 2: milk bar you lived above it. So this morning I

591
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Speaker 2: want to know did your mum and dad did they

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Speaker 2: own a shop? Then we can try and to valuate

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Speaker 2: was there any kind of benefit to you, because if

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Speaker 2: it's an undertaker, there's not a lot of there's not

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Speaker 2: a lot of fun to be having an embalming fluid.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there is, We'll finding out during the next six

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Speaker 2: minutes of radio. So did your parents own a shop?

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Speaker 2: And finally, this morning, what did you destroy? In a

599
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Speaker 2: fit of rage? I broke a fully working printer once

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Speaker 2: you know, a thing where you can't connect it to

601
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Speaker 2: that WLAN network, and I just needed to print something off.

602
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 2: I was already running late, and you know when the

603
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Speaker 2: anchor rises, and I just kept trying to put it

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Speaker 2: onto a Wi Fi code, and I saying, I'm doing

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Speaker 2: what it's asking me to doing. Why can't this computer

606
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Speaker 2: just get it right with that well and wireless network?

607
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Speaker 2: So actually I just picked it up and walked out

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Speaker 2: to the corridor at home and threw it on the

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Speaker 2: floor like you do a medicine ball in the gym.

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Speaker 3: That must have felt so nice, the amount of times

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Speaker 3: I wanted to do that.

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Speaker 2: It did, until obviously I realized it was now broken.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't. I'd only gone backwards and then actually go

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Speaker 2: and buy a brand new printer, which cost me money.

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Speaker 2: So but the therapy, the cathartic release in destroying and

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Speaker 2: ending the life of that printer.

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Speaker 3: And having a new printer is not going to help.

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Speaker 2: I felt like a giant is a powerful iem. I

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Speaker 2: can pick you up print and there's nothing you can do.

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Speaker 3: No one would hear your christ Keep the body, network,

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Speaker 3: Keep the body of the old one, so when the

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Speaker 3: new one comes in the house, you go, look, that's

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Speaker 3: what happened.

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Speaker 2: Network yourself or I will end you right now. All right,

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Speaker 2: So this morning what got stuck?

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Speaker 3: In?

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Speaker 2: What did your parents own a shop? And what you

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Speaker 2: destroyed in a fit of rage?

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Speaker 1: Christian? Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're doing three topic Tuesday. Good morning, Robin,

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Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 12: How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good Robin, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling in.

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Speaker 2: What have you got a story about what got stuck?

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Speaker 13: Wow?

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Speaker 12: My sonone who's about six, he had a bean bag

637
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Speaker 12: ball stuck in his ear and I when we discovered it,

638
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Speaker 12: my husband thought he might get the vacuum cleaner out

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Speaker 12: to get that out. I didn't think that was a

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Speaker 12: good idea though, No.

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Speaker 2: I mean the delicate workings of the inner I can

642
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Speaker 2: out meet a big hoover, especially. I mean you've got

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Speaker 2: like three attachments. You never used to do that long

644
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Speaker 2: sort of that long like a spear like a traveling one.

645
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: You put on the hoovie. You don't know where the

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Speaker 2: various attachment nozzles are.

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Speaker 12: That's right there.

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Speaker 2: So what did you do in the end, because those

649
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Speaker 2: little balls are a nightmare they are.

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Speaker 12: So in the end, we went to the hospital and

651
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Speaker 12: they had a lork and they tried to get it

652
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Speaker 12: out but they couldn't. And they said, oh, he's going

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Speaker 12: to have to go up and be put under, just

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Speaker 12: you know, quickly. So we got in the lift and

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Speaker 12: we'll go to that.

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Speaker 2: Sort of put you under for like thirty seconds.

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Speaker 12: We're going out.

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Speaker 2: We just dip them into unconsciousness and back out again,

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Speaker 2: start putting a toe in the seeing.

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Speaker 12: So we're going up in the lift and they stopped.

661
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Speaker 12: They're in the lift and they said, oh, you know,

662
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 12: little boy, you know what what happened to you? And

663
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 12: he said, I've got a bean bag balluck in my

664
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Speaker 12: ear and they said, oh, we've never heard of that before.

665
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Speaker 12: So there you go. They got it out and everything's fine.

666
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Speaker 2: And here I thought, you said, they knock him out

667
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Speaker 2: the lift. But the time we got to fifth floor,

668
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Speaker 2: he's waking up again. That there was a operation done.

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Speaker 2: That's great. Robin thank you very much. It sounds like

670
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Speaker 2: you've got kids. Have you got the little family there?

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Speaker 12: No, I'm actually walking, so I've just stopped generally.

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Speaker 2: Have you got a family?

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Speaker 13: Yes, I have.

674
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Speaker 12: I've got two kids and little grandson.

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Speaker 2: We will give you a one hundred dollars pancake for

676
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Speaker 2: you all. Okay, thanks your story.

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Speaker 12: Thanks so much.

678
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Speaker 2: Bye, Tony, good morning, good morning.

679
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Speaker 10: How are you?

680
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: I'm good? Tea bone off you go. What's your story?

681
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Speaker 6: Interesting story.

682
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Speaker 10: My grandparents were the people that owned the shop and

683
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 10: up until the early eighties of Fabulous news agency that

684
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Speaker 10: stopped all types of magazines. And in those days, when

685
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 10: you had to return the maganine magazine to the suppliers,

686
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 10: you only had to take the top of the label

687
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 10: at the front off and the newsache it was responsible

688
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 10: to throw the rest of the magazine. So the exclusive

689
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Speaker 10: private boys school that I went to benefit from a

690
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Speaker 10: lot of free deliveries, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Oh, do you mean the top shelf magazines.

692
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Speaker 10: Yes, the top shelf magazine in the plastic bags that

693
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 10: were out of reach of anyone under eighteen.

694
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Speaker 2: You you would like some sort of dealer in the school yard,

695
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: something like that. First ones on me.

696
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 10: Yes, it was very interesting.

697
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 3: And did nannon Pa think that it was all those magazines.

698
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: As long as he gave him fifty percent of the money,

699
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: that didn't care.

700
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: It's their idea.

701
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: His granddad was enforcer who was something like that. Interesting.

702
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Tony, Oh my, Tony, Jeanine,

703
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Jeanine. Which one are

704
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: you calling it about? Three top at this morning? I

705
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: could have rage, Oh yeah, what have you destroyed?

706
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Speaker 1: Not me?

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Speaker 14: My ex husband, who was a very passionate Richmond supporter

708
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 14: back in the day, used to break the remote controls

709
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 14: when they were losing.

710
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Speaker 2: I guess it's actually quite a few years ago. Not

711
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Speaker 2: on current form.

712
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Speaker 14: No, not current form.

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Speaker 2: No.

714
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Speaker 14: Back in the day when probably in the nineties, when

715
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Speaker 14: Richmond went doing so welly day story glory days, and

716
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 14: when the foxtail remotes were at hands reach, they wouldn't

717
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 14: make it to the to the I used to have

718
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 14: the case of few speir remotes so that I could

719
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Speaker 14: replace them.

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Speaker 2: It must be just a mess at the end of

721
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 2: another lack luster season, just a sort of whole mountain

722
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Speaker 2: of demolished remotes.

723
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: Have really been full, you could judge the.

724
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: Season by the amount of broken remotes.

725
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was.

726
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't.

727
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 5: It wasn't.

728
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Speaker 14: It wasn't pretty those years.

729
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: All right, Jennin, thank you very much the story.

730
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Speaker 1: Have a good day, a good Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

731
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Speaker 2: Three, Topic Tuesday, Taking your calls this morning, Shive, good morning.

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Speaker 15: Good morning. So my sister and I we got stuck

733
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Speaker 15: in a doghouse in the snow.

734
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is severe. What do you need

735
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Speaker 2: a doghouse like a kennel's.

736
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Speaker 15: It was a kennel. We had spent the morning pretending

737
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Speaker 15: to be dogs cool, and we went into the kennel

738
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Speaker 15: of course, to go to our bed, and the wind

739
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 15: blew the door shut and the lunch slammed down. Although

740
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Speaker 15: to this day my sister swears one of the dogs

741
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Speaker 15: jumped up in a time legs slammed the door.

742
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Speaker 2: The dog pranked you both. You like it so much.

743
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: The fun experience.

744
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: It's there, uprising, how we tuck the humans and we're

745
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Speaker 3: in charge.

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Speaker 15: Well, we were in there for about three minutes before

747
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 15: my sister started panicking and she actually started eating the

748
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 15: dog food inside the feral dogs for.

749
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Speaker 2: Civilization and break down.

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Speaker 15: Second, it was just broken down. There was nothing we

751
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 15: could do, and she was chanting, We're going to die

752
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 15: in here, We're going to die in here.

753
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Speaker 2: I'm start this is terrifying.

754
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Speaker 15: I was about eight at the time and she was

755
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Speaker 15: about three, so I was trying to be the calm

756
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 15: one and I was ripping bits of wood off the

757
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Speaker 15: roof trying to get to open the latch through the

758
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Speaker 15: tiny little gap. We were in there for about three

759
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Speaker 15: hours before my dad finally came out. And of course

760
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Speaker 15: he did remember that he had kids at some point.

761
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Speaker 15: We hadn't factored that in for three hours.

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Speaker 2: Was she like? Because sometimes someone that happens to a

763
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Speaker 2: kid and they become claustrophobic as an adult, well.

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Speaker 15: Both of us had become claustrophobic. I will say she

765
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Speaker 15: wanted to a bit of a catatonic spoke state for

766
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Speaker 15: a few days. But she's fine now and we regularly

767
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 15: laugh about the time we got stuck in the doghouse

768
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Speaker 15: when you go.

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Speaker 2: And visit her, because she's still Is she all right now?

770
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Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about your poor little sister. Is fine?

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Speaker 15: Fake dog kettle for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: You do that with someone who ran into a catatonic state.

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Speaker 15: I was just trying to show my love for her.

774
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Speaker 15: We've gone through such an experience together.

775
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: When you rescue hostages have been changed to radio for

776
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: ten years, their mates don't give them a radiator as

777
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: a funny Christmas present, and.

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Speaker 3: Then you serve her dog food life.

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Speaker 2: Oh my words, shift, what a story. Thank you very much, Pinks.

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Speaker 15: Have a good day, guys.

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Speaker 1: Christian Show podcast.

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00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 2: Have give you two? Weather been up on the Melbourne.

783
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Speaker 3: Star No, no, not yet.

784
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: Do we know anyone who has. I've just seen a

785
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: press release from them. It's reopening tomorrow.

786
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Speaker 3: I remember my brother got my mum a ticket to

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Speaker 3: the Melbourne Staff for Christmas. Ones just one, just one,

788
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: just for your mark. Yep, just for my mum, not

789
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Speaker 3: even a double.

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Speaker 2: You can only experience this alone in your own private cabin.

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00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: Which is you win? There? That good a little bug.

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00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 2: It's reopening tomorrow. I didn't realize it'd been obviously the

793
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: year we've had it been temporary grounded for two hundred

794
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: and thirty one days. Yeah, it's one of those tourist

795
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: attractions here which no one really bigs up to.

796
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: They should. We do it as a team has been

797
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 3: a team building See what it's actually.

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Speaker 2: Like, Jack, I was terrified. I've been up in that

799
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: London Eye, yeah, which is about eight times big. That

800
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 2: that is terrifying. Wouldn't you be terrified?

801
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Speaker 3: You're all you're in the capture, you can't fall out

802
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 3: or anything.

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00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: People get come. There's sometimes those big old wheels, don't they.

804
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: I'm sure the Melbourne Star is absolutely fine. They've got

805
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: the old w D four after you know, two hundred years.

806
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 2: But anyway, reopens tomorrow. If you want to get yourself

807
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: down there, all right, then three tip at Tuesday this morning,

808
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 2: we're looking for stories about what have you destroyed in

809
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: a fit of rage? Did your parents own a shop?

810
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: And what got stuck in? What? Andrew? Good morning, Yeah,

811
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Speaker 2: good morning Christian Andrew. You been on the Melbourne Star.

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Speaker 9: By the way, my mother in law has or wish

813
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 9: she'd stayed on it.

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00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: There we go, comedy folks. She's been stuck in there

815
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Speaker 2: for two hundred and thirty one days, Andrew.

816
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: Andrew checked a spanner in it.

817
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 2: She's really angry as well. And Andrew, which topic you're

818
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: cooling in about?

819
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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 9: My daughter actually had a really a bug stuck in

821
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 9: a rear or more living in area?

822
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, oh you hear about this.

823
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 9: We were camping down at Port Fairy. She had chicken

824
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 9: pox and there was one of the saws in her

825
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 9: ear at birth, so we covered it with tape New

826
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 9: Ye's Eve. She was crying all night. We'd all been

827
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 9: drinking too much. We couldn't take her up to the hospital.

828
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 9: So the next morning I got up to the hospital

829
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 9: and the book doctor said there's something living in her ear,

830
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 9: And I said, you know what, what what? What is it?

831
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 9: And he goes, I don't know.

832
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 13: So know.

833
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 9: They flushed it out and it was the worms out

834
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 9: of a tequila bottle, a bugget, a bugget flying in

835
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 9: and he laid the egg and it was living on

836
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 9: her edra eating it.

837
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Speaker 3: Oh how long did they think it had been there?

838
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 9: They don't know. They couldn't tell me. They actually kept

839
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 9: it because they wanted to do a study on it

840
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 9: to see what sort of buget.

841
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: Wanted to put it in a tequila bottle and smash

842
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 2: those shots that weekend.

843
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 9: But yeah, it was terrible. She was screaming so full

844
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 9: of bad parents that weekend.

845
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we all Andrew, thank you very much and

846
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: cool no, uh, Hailey, come on in, Hey, hey going good,

847
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: Haley what got stuck right here?

848
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 5: So my four year old cousin was making a take

849
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 5: with his mum when she turned her back at him.

850
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 5: He started looking the bar mixed up and he accidently

851
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 5: turned it on and got his tongue completely tangled up

852
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 5: in the mixer.

853
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 3: In the beaters.

854
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, how is this possible? What happened?

855
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

856
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 5: It was pretty hecty, that's all.

857
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: And what happened? How did he get untangled?

858
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 5: So they actually ran across the road with the mixer

859
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 5: still attached to his tongue, and they had a nurse

860
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 5: across the road.

861
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: Did you get it off? Yes? Oh my god, there's

862
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 2: a child attached in a mixer with his tongue.

863
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 3: So did his m carry him and the mixer or

864
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 3: just the mixer? And he walked along.

865
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Speaker 5: So she's carrying him in his arms and the mixers still.

866
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: Attached to the hanging off his tongue.

867
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Speaker 2: It's just a bouncing off the pavement.

868
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 13: Yeah.

869
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 5: So then they that a detangle it and get it

870
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Speaker 5: out or whatever. And then it turns out my cousin's

871
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 5: actually dating the nurse who helped him out detangle it

872
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 5: years later, twenty years Well.

873
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: This is a twist.

874
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute. This is a story within a

875
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: story wrapped in a mixer. So your cousin did he

876
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 2: like twenty years later? God, she was hold that woman?

877
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: I just remember that goes back on there and knocks

878
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: for the second time in twenty years. Becaues, Hey, do

879
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 2: you remember me with the mix and all that? Anyway,

880
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: why don't we go out? Yeah?

881
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 5: Well it was actually at a Christmas dinner and we're like, oh,

882
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Speaker 5: this happened when he was and they're like, oh, that

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Speaker 5: was you, and there was like yeah, and they used

884
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Speaker 5: to live opposite.

885
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Speaker 3: Each other, right, so what's the age difference? Was she

886
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: fully grown and he was a kid?

887
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Speaker 2: No?

888
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Speaker 5: No, no, that was the mom that was helped to

889
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Speaker 5: me out, and then it was the mother's daughter.

890
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Speaker 2: Were phoning, We're never going to be doing it. We

891
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Speaker 2: are you ten and a phony grown woman? Confusion if

892
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Speaker 2: pancakes are around everyone? Okay, Hayley, thank you very much.

893
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Speaker 2: You call though, No, thank god, James. But I have

894
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Speaker 2: a great day. You know, we sometimes get those stories

895
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Speaker 2: are weakest clean to fame. Not the one with Eric

896
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Speaker 2: Banner's sister's girlfriend, NaN's girlfriends nanny. That was one of them.

897
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Speaker 2: Do you know who is dating her, don't.

898
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

899
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 2: We have to play it back one day.

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Speaker 1: Christian, Chris, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

901
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Sure your brilliant stories this morning

902
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Speaker 2: about what got stuck? Did your parents own a shop?

903
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: And what have you destroyed in a fit of rage?

904
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Speaker 2: We got a couple of last calls. If you've got

905
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Speaker 2: any more stories, you can email me than for tomorrow's show.

906
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Speaker 2: Late Claw party, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

907
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Speaker 2: Have we got here, Sylvia coome, Morning Sylvia, Good morning Christians, Sylvia,

908
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Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Okay, what got stuck?

909
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Speaker 16: Well, when my daughter was her hairscust stuff in those

910
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 16: rolling days, you know, the one that go around in

911
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 16: one direction. You can only get in, but you can't

912
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Speaker 16: get out.

913
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Speaker 2: Yeah, turnstiles, Yes, yes, she was born she will.

914
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Speaker 16: She was turning around with that. She's got her head

915
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Speaker 16: in there, but she couldn't get it out. Each time

916
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 16: she moved, it just got tireder and tireder.

917
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's fright.

918
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 16: Was so still she's she was second there for about

919
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Speaker 16: half hour and I was thinking in my head, oh,

920
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Speaker 16: you know, we have to doing the fiber guys to

921
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Speaker 16: get her out a cup of feet.

922
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Speaker 2: He waited half an hour before thinking that, I would

923
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Speaker 2: you get that out within a minute.

924
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 16: Well, we didn't know what to do. We didn't know

925
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Speaker 16: what to.

926
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Speaker 2: Get the fiber gate, I mean staring at it with

927
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Speaker 2: your mind control turnstyle. She's still in there now. She's

928
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Speaker 2: thirty two, she lives in the turnstile. She's got a

929
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: little family of the water.

930
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Speaker 16: Well started after all, they comes and started, and he

931
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Speaker 16: would just lift the gate, that's just to loosen it up.

932
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Speaker 12: And you know he's already removed the guy and that's

933
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Speaker 12: how she got.

934
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Speaker 16: Out right, Okay, lovely, So what's so scary though?

935
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Speaker 2: Very Sylvia, thank you very much for cool. Thank you

936
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Speaker 2: by now take care of mate.

937
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Speaker 3: Sound it sounds like he removed the gate, but she's

938
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Speaker 3: still got it stuck around her head. She was just

939
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Speaker 3: able to leave the supermarket.

940
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Speaker 8: Ronda, good morning, Hi Christian.

941
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. So your parents owned well kind

942
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Speaker 2: of shop.

943
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Speaker 13: Yeah, they My mum and dad ran a funeral parlor

944
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Speaker 13: in the country. And as kids, yeah, as kids, we

945
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 13: you know, we sort it'd be a really good idea

946
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 13: one afternoon to dress in what they would bury somebody

947
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Speaker 13: in these long spectacular bedeweled gowns, and we were playing

948
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Speaker 13: in the garden and getting the money, and Dad came

949
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Speaker 13: out saying, what are you doing in that? I'll have

950
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Speaker 13: to bury someone in that. Then, you know, get out

951
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 13: of those. You know, we thought we were angels and fairies,

952
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 13: just you know, playing in the backyards.

953
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Speaker 2: For a moment. I thought you were going to say,

954
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: this could only get worse if you were using the

955
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Speaker 2: recently deceased as like props, well, some kind of zombie

956
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 2: play props. You know about that weekend at Bernie's Round

957
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Speaker 2: at yours, Rhonda, Thank you very much.

958
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Speaker 13: S girl, No worries.

959
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Speaker 1: Bye, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

960
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: We need to get those dealt with, don't we. This

961
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Speaker 2: happened last year.

962
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Speaker 3: I forgot that it happened last year.

963
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what we do for you guys. Last year

964
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Speaker 2: we had a Christmas card made up with like a

965
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Speaker 2: proper sort of Christmas scene in the front with me,

966
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Speaker 2: Jack and Pats. We've done it again. It was a

967
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 2: strange little photo shoot we had last week because of

968
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Speaker 2: sums up this year, we had to all do the

969
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 2: photo separately and have them all sort of green screened

970
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 2: in because we're not allowed to be close to each other.

971
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Speaker 2: We had to wear masks. We didn't want to be

972
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: looking at slightly intimidating. You don't want to pin up

973
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: a Christmas card with three people wearing masks of the

974
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: year we've had here in Melbourne. So we were told

975
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Speaker 2: that the only way we had to wear Christmas beards beards.

976
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 2: But we're not dressed as Santa. We're us wearing white beards.

977
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: Jack looks like he's just stepped off stage my folk

978
00:43:52,480 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 2: band with Roy Orbison. It's the strangest Christmas card you'll

979
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: have this year from maybe the stranger's radio show in

980
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 2: the town. So actually maybe it all works. But anyway,

981
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Speaker 2: we're signing all these cards, each one as we signed

982
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 2: by the three of us. We did this last year

983
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: and I didn't realize it would become a distraction during

984
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 2: the show where the show. I keep forgetting that the

985
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Speaker 2: show is happening. We're signing literally how many we got signed?

986
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Speaker 2: A couple of hundred.

987
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's five hundred here.

988
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: Jack and I were completely confused about where we were

989
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: in the show. Just now. We're actually it's time for

990
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Speaker 2: the time wasteter, Today's time waste for them. We have

991
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: another navman for you to win this morning. The navman

992
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Speaker 2: my censor Exil bigger and better with incredible dash cam

993
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Speaker 2: pitchure quality. That's for the best one we get today

994
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 2: for the antwork time waste on National Office Day? Who

995
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: remembers the office anyway? National Office Day? We're looking for

996
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: your office songs. Let's go back to the nineties. I

997
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 2: want to desk you up. What's the Matt economy bad?

998
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 2: Do you remember that that? I want to sex you up?

999
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: Tiktoking down, Stop tiktoky down, stop Gold thank you? Uh?

1000
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 2: What does the facts say, Jim? That awful song gold

1001
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 2: feature next year? That's by a fax machine. What does

1002
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 2: the facts say? Just we can make that jingle simply.

1003
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: The desk is simply the desk silver. Tell your husband

1004
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: of office works. They can use that for radio adverts. Simply.

1005
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: The desk smells like team building spirit gold, Boom boom.

1006
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: I want you in my zoom Gold. What have you got,

1007
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: Jackie boy for office songs?

1008
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 3: Baby got blue tack?

1009
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: Oh so I was going to do? Baby got back space?

1010
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: Yours is better? Gold?

1011
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 3: You're my best pen when you really love a pen.

1012
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: These are so many great for the future. Office works radio.

1013
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 3: Ad hazy, shade of printer of the worst haze, printing

1014
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 3: out silver and boulevard of broken reins, paper in the

1015
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 3: printer gold.

1016
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: Okay, what have you got Office songs today.

1017
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1018
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 2: Today is National Office Day. Today. We celebrate this news

1019
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 2: on National Office Day with your office songs for today's

1020
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 2: at work time waster. All right, so today's time waster

1021
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 2: is office songs. Jackie boy, you're ready to mark, let's go.

1022
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: Jane's got a stapler. So Jane's got a gun?

1023
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, staple gun would have been You just missed that.

1024
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 2: That Why not show them up on the radio. It's

1025
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 2: a nice thing, isn't it. Sorry, but not as funny

1026
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: as jack post the pro mark and shame. It's a

1027
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: new way he's doing it now.

1028
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 3: For this is an alip she threw it up.

1029
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 2: I just don't it okay, Lebron actually coming in tonight.

1030
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: Can't type this.

1031
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: Sorry, don't make it funny, does it?

1032
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: Sorry? Cath I tried Bohemian frax melody silver plus like

1033
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: Warren h It's a long way to the shop if

1034
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 2: you want paper roll silver mister Dwight's side. Oh from

1035
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: the Yeah to Merican office, Gold, Dutch Schultz paperback, Writer's

1036
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: cramp Bronze. How am I supposed to print without you?

1037
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 2: Gold Dylan, well done, Cash your Friday. I'm in love.

1038
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: Silver killing me micro softly Silver plus Desceradold there we go,

1039
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 2: justin Wilder. He's even putting brackets here. There's your winner

1040
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: right there. I like the swagger. I like the swacker Descerado.

1041
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 2: We'll see you're the voice mail Silver. Uh, I want

1042
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 2: to know what flaw this is?

1043
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: Oh Gold?

1044
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: Should I staplet or should I go silver? Anyone hit

1045
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 2: the joint there where the It wasn't done on a

1046
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 2: butcher's block, Destiny's child. I think you're ready for this

1047
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 2: Stapleer and jelly too much.

1048
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: I try it.

1049
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Benny and the ink jets Gold. That's

1050
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 2: very good. Shinzana, well done, dude. Where's my stapler?

1051
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 3: It's not a song.

1052
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: It neither your desk go. It's loops again. Your desk

1053
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 2: is on fire. Gold Bardroom Blitz Gold, I'm still stapling

1054
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: Gold plus Baby hit enter one more time. Silver in

1055
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: the office chair tonight Silver, Rage against the coffee machine.

1056
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 3: Coffee machine Ben not a song bronze.

1057
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 2: Boom boom, shake the boardroom silver, I can't. I can

1058
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: dream about you, I can dam about you. I'm your man.

1059
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 3: That Jack Gold all right?

1060
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: Who is winning? That delicious and that is the right word.

1061
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: And have man Benny in the ink jet Benny and

1062
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: injects well done, tough luck justin you weren't the winner,

1063
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: right there, Tyler, Today's show is the Illicit Lunch. We

1064
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 2: started the show by talking about Jack's got an ear affection.

1065
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: If you haven't had an ear infection, they're just they're

1066
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: a paint's a night men. You don't feel like you're

1067
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 2: quite your sound.

1068
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: It's a constant annoyance. I feel like it's really easy.

1069
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 3: I want to get something in there, and but you're

1070
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: not allowed. She said, don't put anything in, not even

1071
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 3: a cue tip, not even a tissue.

1072
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: What's that? Do you remember? Not thinking of people used

1073
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: to say, don't think in your rear bigger than your

1074
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: own elbow. I didn't even understand what that means. And

1075
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: then Patsy, what can you share? What your advice was?

1076
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: Getting his wife to do one?

1077
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you blow in your ear and all the cool

1078
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 4: air just aises all the itch in the.

1079
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: Works.

1080
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 4: Because Chris used to to get a lot.

1081
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 8: Of the ear.

1082
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 2: I love God, blow in your ear, say this all

1083
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: out your ear infection? Oh okay, sure that old trick.

1084
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah there was a wax build up. Let's not end

1085
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 2: like that. Jackie Boys off to a warehouse in the

1086
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere to sign one thousand Hamish and Handy books.

1087
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. No, this wasn't enough. I guess signing

1088
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: five hundred Christmas cards for our fans. Today I got

1089
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 3: to go sign a thousand books for Hamish and Andy

1090
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: and they're not even signing it as well.

1091
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: Just you just me, that is boys, Well think of me.

1092
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: In twenty minutes time, I'm off to wrestle an alligator.

1093
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 2: I'm interviewing Eddie McGuire. It will be like that slippery

1094
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: customer on tomorrow's show. We've had Frost Nixon, O'Connell McGuire.

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Speaker 2: It's the big interview tomorrow, so we are. I am

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Speaker 2: actually chatting to Eddie mcguan about twenty minutes time. You

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Speaker 2: can hear that on tomorrows show. Also tomorrows show, we're

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Speaker 2: back with your weakest claim to fame. So I asked

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Speaker 2: he He's like an epicenter of fame. Right in the

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Speaker 2: middle of Hollywood is Eddie mcgui. Also, you can email

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Speaker 2: us Lately Party about any more stories they tell we

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Speaker 2: didn't have time to get to day on the phones.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Sure as stories, We'll see you

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