Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I really love new deck.
Speaker 4: Are I had a ward on the shape but I
Speaker 4: was fourteen.
Speaker 5: The old man spag boll those Peace.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Always love to hear you. Seeing Patsy anytime, anytime, Happy
Speaker 5: to apply be Friday Team Friday Friday. So many plans,
Speaker 5: so many plans over the weekend. Is anyone doing anything
Speaker 5: slightly interesting, slightly unusual?
Speaker 4: I am being charged with selling some stuff on gum
Speaker 4: tree today. Actually I was meant to do it on Monday,
Speaker 4: and every day I've been pushing it back, and now
Speaker 4: I've promised that I'll do it today.
Speaker 5: That's the thing about these lockdown weekends. There's no excuses.
Speaker 5: Are they? Work radio show up early in the morning,
Speaker 5: work radio show, and suddenly got two days no radio show? Gotcha?
Speaker 5: And you can't go anywhere this You want to go
Speaker 5: for another picnic?
Speaker 4: So I'll give you guys first sale. If you want
Speaker 4: what's up for grabs, look at it for black dining
Speaker 4: chairs no good enough chair, enough chairs, good enough chairs,
Speaker 4: a couch.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how I'm trying to think
Speaker 5: how many chairs? Have I got enough chairs? Black chairs like, yeah,
Speaker 5: able to go with them or messag chairs?
Speaker 4: No? No, the table chairs.
Speaker 5: Always very uncomfortable. Is where you get rid of them?
Speaker 4: Yes? Metal and wooden seat part anyone on the team,
Speaker 4: they wants them to just put their hand up. Also, couch,
Speaker 4: which I also tried to give away to the team.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants the couch.
Speaker 5: You know. Look, you know what I want to do
Speaker 5: with your couch. I want to take it up to
Speaker 5: the top of this building. Throw it off. That's unrealistic,
Speaker 5: It's not is it though? Throw it off and have listeners.
Speaker 5: Guess how many pieces it breaks down into.
Speaker 4: This is a huge couch, even better than two point
Speaker 4: six meters long.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's a huge one.
Speaker 4: It's huge.
Speaker 5: How many pieces you think it would break into thrown
Speaker 5: from the top of this building. We're on the second floor,
Speaker 5: this big old Placo building in where we are Richmond, right,
Speaker 5: it's high high up there. You've got a great view
Speaker 5: of the g up there. I still hundred foot would
Speaker 5: you say it is undred and some foot?
Speaker 4: I would still worry that by the time you've thrown it,
Speaker 4: it's like a solid, big couch that you would just
Speaker 4: hit the ground, but it wouldn't break into pieces.
Speaker 5: Well that's the jaw of the bit right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, how many pieces do you think you'll be?
Speaker 5: Oh, I reckon, that's at least eight pieces something like that.
Speaker 5: It will just go because force mass acceleration.
Speaker 4: Well, because it's an old couch and it's a little
Speaker 4: bit worn out. We were going to put that on
Speaker 4: free or a good home. So if you want that to
Speaker 4: throw in your in your own.
Speaker 5: Time, I'm only getting it from you if we can
Speaker 5: throw it from the top of this building down to
Speaker 5: see how many pieces it breaks into.
Speaker 4: Pencil Christian for the the couch. So the chairs, the chairs,
Speaker 4: you want to throw them off the roof? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: you keep them fifty dollars epis, So don't just go throw.
Speaker 5: Horrible metallic chairs. They have them in prisons. You see
Speaker 5: metallic chairs.
Speaker 4: They cost ninety dollars each when we bought them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and then why are you getting rid of them? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because they're not that comfortable?
Speaker 5: What a salesman? The answer the deal trumpy music.
Speaker 6: You won't get rid of them for fifty fifty bucks
Speaker 6: for the fall, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 5: Pale metal really you know as opposed to all those
Speaker 5: fake metallic ones. We've got oh my aluminium ones, my
Speaker 5: Baco foil ones.
Speaker 6: Our old couch which was actually quite nice. It was
Speaker 6: a two seater and two lovely arm chairs.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 6: We wanted a leather when we had order, because you
Speaker 6: need to when you have kids, you will find out
Speaker 6: you need to wipe it clean. Anyway, we called for
Speaker 6: you know, the charity people to come out. One actually
Speaker 6: was plaid and the other was floral, but it was
Speaker 6: kind of a set.
Speaker 5: They from your grandparents for the any rate to.
Speaker 3: Pressure what the charity wouldn't take them. They're only about three.
Speaker 5: Matter of fashion didn't match. We will not final belong
Speaker 5: to a thousand? What a mishmash? How can they live
Speaker 5: like this? A clash?
Speaker 4: Also, I didn't know you can get what ben needs
Speaker 4: to come around your head from when.
Speaker 5: I've called them. When you go there, they get so
Speaker 5: irritated and I pull up and they see me open
Speaker 5: the boot up of the cluegan. I've got a load
Speaker 5: of joke. They're like, oh God, put it there. And
Speaker 5: they get so annoyed when you turn up with stuff,
Speaker 5: don't they I didn't even call them. You get it
Speaker 5: you want my stuff.
Speaker 2: You come around and get the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow morning at eight am, I'm having a blood test
Speaker 5: that I need to fast for today.
Speaker 4: How long is the fast?
Speaker 5: Oh, something like fourteen or fifteen hours. So I've got
Speaker 5: a team members, you've got any carbs or anything? I
Speaker 5: need to get ready to start a car bload massively
Speaker 5: this morning, collapse for like the fifteen or sixteen hours.
Speaker 5: My wife is insisting that we update the life assurance.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the difference between life insurance and
Speaker 5: being assured.
Speaker 4: Is it something different or you miss?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, it's life assurance with an A assurance.
Speaker 5: All I know is I'm doing lots of tests. Three
Speaker 5: days ago I had to go and have my serum removed.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I went to do a blood test.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know what I was. I just had
Speaker 5: a form and the guy with what he did When
Speaker 5: I just held the form, my wife you read here today,
Speaker 5: it was like okay, And he took a load of blood,
Speaker 5: like a lot of blood. It was hardly he left.
Speaker 5: I was like exhausted, here, what's he doing with it?
Speaker 5: Or my wife doing cloning me? And then I had
Speaker 5: to wait for forty five minutes while he put it
Speaker 5: in a centrifuge, and then what he gave back to
Speaker 5: me was no blood. It was serum.
Speaker 4: Well, and he gave it back to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you going to do with it? Had
Speaker 5: to call the courier company and they take it somewhere
Speaker 5: and then it goes off to America. The blood test
Speaker 5: tomorrow is something else. I had the blood test tomorrow
Speaker 5: and the fasting. Then I have to go and see
Speaker 5: a doctor to have one of those where they measure you,
Speaker 5: wagh you and do a You've got to bring a
Speaker 5: urine sample as well, and you have to do a
Speaker 5: urine sample there as well. In case you bring old
Speaker 5: you know, get one of the listeners to do a
Speaker 5: healthier listener, or a younger team member or one of
Speaker 5: the kids. Go and just give you a little bit,
Speaker 5: give me old man some clean peak, can you. I'm
Speaker 5: honestly right, because I've seen all this paperwork. Monday, I
Speaker 5: had to do an hour long questionnaire on the phone, right,
Speaker 5: I mean it looks like a detective.
Speaker 4: Do you know what this gives you?
Speaker 5: At the end of it, I tell you what it
Speaker 5: gives My wife if I die, I shed loads of money.
Speaker 5: It's an eyewatering amount. Even I'm like, oh my, what
Speaker 5: I mean? That is she makes more money if I die.
Speaker 5: So I just want to say this another record. If
Speaker 5: I die, it won't be this year, I reckon, it's
Speaker 5: next year, tailor the next year.
Speaker 4: Right, she's got to wait twelve months after she's playing.
Speaker 5: The long game, the long cone game, right, twenty three years.
Speaker 5: If I die, arrest my wife one hundred percent she's
Speaker 5: killed me.
Speaker 4: Suspicious How did she not have?
Speaker 5: Even? I would like, that is a lot of money.
Speaker 5: I guarantee the week after I die, Within a week
Speaker 5: of I die, she would have like a Bentley car
Speaker 5: and brand new breasts. That's who know. She's cashing all right,
Speaker 5: Patsy double thumbs up Friday. What is it for you? One?
Speaker 5: Are the things that you're recommending people do at the moment?
Speaker 6: Well, not that we need to get more of our
Speaker 6: sloth on, but I am going to push my gravity
Speaker 6: chair again this week.
Speaker 3: We touched on it Monday.
Speaker 4: This week it feels like a long Yeah, she's taking
Speaker 4: us back to Monday.
Speaker 5: When we say gravity check, it's it's a it's a recliner.
Speaker 3: It is a reclining to cause them.
Speaker 5: Gravity chairs. Gravity chair you have, you know at the
Speaker 5: International Space Station.
Speaker 3: This is the Marquee gravity chair.
Speaker 6: There's lots of markey, lots of different ones. We just
Speaker 6: went the entry level. We just went, well, let's just
Speaker 6: see if it will just be.
Speaker 5: Like common people sometimes, Pats, isn't it just go entry level?
Speaker 3: Just dip your toe in the water.
Speaker 5: What's up from the what's the presidente they've got if
Speaker 5: you're ready to fight gravity for forty bucks? Right? What's
Speaker 5: the top of the range?
Speaker 6: One the love god did look at the top of
Speaker 6: the range. Some of these are like several hundred dollars
Speaker 6: at the top of the range.
Speaker 5: What do you get like a barber and a massage?
Speaker 3: No, you get like a side tray that flips up
Speaker 3: on the side.
Speaker 5: Liked at least four hundred dollars more.
Speaker 6: It's got a space for your drink and a little
Speaker 6: shelfy your snacks.
Speaker 5: The other half the half lift. I imagine eat or
Speaker 5: Muffards have one of these, if not several.
Speaker 3: We got it at Bunning's Click and Collect fifty nine bucks.
Speaker 6: It is great because when you you know, sit in
Speaker 6: your outdoor chair, have you ever thought jeez, what would
Speaker 6: make this one?
Speaker 3: You need to get my legs up.
Speaker 5: I could have one of those places about forty bucks
Speaker 5: and I'm selling it to listen. Is I think the
Speaker 5: world to speed with a chair that you go up right,
Speaker 5: click something and move back. No one is going, wow,
Speaker 5: what is she talking about? Slow down, scientist.
Speaker 3: They're great. We love that.
Speaker 5: They are awesome.
Speaker 3: We're going to get you one for Christmas.
Speaker 6: The The other thing that I really love it I
Speaker 6: want to push this week is it's the old El Paso.
Speaker 3: They put out a pulled meat rub.
Speaker 6: And it's a limited edition one and I have given
Speaker 6: a couple to Rio to give to each of you.
Speaker 5: Notice around you, Rio is actually a producer on the show.
Speaker 5: You seem to think that he's your personal footman and butler.
Speaker 5: Once a week he's sort of carrying various things down
Speaker 5: to your car. He's a producer. You're a sistant like
Speaker 5: a magician. Remember my beauty for the siste now will
Speaker 5: be sorn in half.
Speaker 4: I remember at five to six every day he's got
Speaker 4: an alarm that goes off to remind paths.
Speaker 6: To do the no not to remind me to do
Speaker 6: the news, to when the timing is.
Speaker 5: Six o'clock. That's all we ask you'lock, I.
Speaker 3: Do something nice and you hanging on me.
Speaker 5: If you're assistant Max, he's given away.
Speaker 3: When was the last present you two gave me?
Speaker 5: This isn't even a buck, It's not a gift.
Speaker 3: So look what I suggest.
Speaker 6: Get a beautiful shoulder of pork massage message message in
Speaker 6: a pot with a can of tomatoes, a few bay leaves,
Speaker 6: whack it in slow cook eight hours and it pulls
Speaker 6: off like beautiful, stringy, succulent.
Speaker 5: I do love the al Paso sauces there to your rubs.
Speaker 4: Hey, you guys are big into your slow cookies. What
Speaker 4: Banker did last weekend was cut up a bunch of oranges,
Speaker 4: put the orange juice straight into the bottom of the
Speaker 4: slow cooker, and the meat the beef sucked up the
Speaker 4: orange juice and moist. It was surprisingly awesome with.
Speaker 3: The rub jack, or just the juice. With the man.
Speaker 4: You didn't have the rub yet, but I'll take there.
Speaker 4: You go.
Speaker 5: Listen, your wife can actually cook. She's any truck with
Speaker 5: this venezuela. She's been salted like is about three cents.
Speaker 5: Her system pulled it.
Speaker 1: Chris, you know Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: Double times off Friday, where we go around the team
Speaker 5: recommend the things that we're enjoying at the moment. I've
Speaker 5: got two quick things then. One is a British TV show.
Speaker 5: If any of you've seen the brilliant internal police detective
Speaker 5: show Line of Duty, by the same producers of that,
Speaker 5: it's called Vigil. It's available on Know, on Foxtail and
Speaker 5: on Binge as well. A murder mystery Who Done It?
Speaker 5: On a Submarine? I've heard good things, oh mazing a
Speaker 5: really claustrophobic watching it. Would you ever? I don't know
Speaker 5: how people work or get a job on a nuclear submarine.
Speaker 4: I would never go on a submarine because you can't
Speaker 4: there's no exit.
Speaker 5: We have a listener right who works on a submarine
Speaker 5: for the British Navy and I only even hear from
Speaker 5: twice a year when they because they're down there for months.
Speaker 4: Do they not get Internet?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 5: Of course they kin'd of have an Internet otherwise, like
Speaker 5: the Russians or the Chinese with someone else is doing
Speaker 5: what you do, Jack, which is downloading some movie on
Speaker 5: bitch on.
Speaker 4: Or follow the torrents.
Speaker 5: How many submarine movies where they're like everyone be quiet
Speaker 5: and turn off the engines and there's just that sonar.
Speaker 5: You can't have some watching, you know the startup logo
Speaker 5: of Netflix. Now they don't know why they're gonna get
Speaker 5: Wi Fi there on the seabed.
Speaker 3: That I would have thought the same thing, Jack.
Speaker 5: You can still like they're all in their bunks, all
Speaker 5: streaming that way.
Speaker 4: No one knows how Wi Fi works. I thought it
Speaker 4: could penetrate the oceans.
Speaker 5: But what about why can't we get it yet properly streaming?
Speaker 5: You know? Up in I was about to say space.
Speaker 4: And you can get in planes? Can you you can
Speaker 4: get Wi Fi on planes? Yeah, that's quite regular.
Speaker 5: Now I thought it's prachy? Is itchy? So many questions morning? Anyway,
Speaker 5: My point is a murder mystery, but on a submarine, captive,
Speaker 5: no Wi Fi and a killer. What's worse, there's no
Speaker 5: Wi Fi anyway. It's called vigil. It's very very good.
Speaker 5: Although when I'm watching it, all I'm thinking about is
Speaker 5: being trapped in that flipping submarine and this detective who's
Speaker 5: obviously got solved the crime on board. She's not trained
Speaker 5: to be on a submarine. But there's a killer on
Speaker 5: the loose on that submarine.
Speaker 4: What was the detective doing on the submarine in the
Speaker 4: first place.
Speaker 5: We had to go down and investigate, and suddenly there
Speaker 5: was a high guess who's up to no good Vidual,
Speaker 5: no Russians, so they have to take off with her
Speaker 5: on board. So she's now kind of like she has
Speaker 5: to solve the murderment story while she's there. Well a promise.
Speaker 5: The next thing is something I brought in for you,
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy. Jackieboy aound two weeks ago. He's about to
Speaker 5: become a father next year in March. This is your
Speaker 5: first book of quite a few books. Whilst you're waiting
Speaker 5: for the baby to come along, you have homework to do.
Speaker 5: Steve Bidoff is one of the best writers and educators
Speaker 5: about how to be a parent. Right when I moved
Speaker 5: to Australia, he came to do a talk at the
Speaker 5: kids school and the theme of that was raising girls,
Speaker 5: and the day before he'd done Raising Boys. I ended
Speaker 5: up buying all of his books because he was incredible.
Speaker 5: It is a very very challenging time right to be
Speaker 5: a kid right now in the world. You've got important
Speaker 5: business raising the future of what a young man. Isn't
Speaker 5: this book. I've read this book right this is Raising Boys.
Speaker 5: Raising Girls is also very good. There's a brilliant who
Speaker 5: does for parents as well. This is brilliant.
Speaker 4: Honestly, thank you mate.
Speaker 5: No now, honestly have it, Jackie Boy. It's a great
Speaker 5: reading this book. Jack It's really it's actually at times
Speaker 5: it's really confronting about the damage that's still being done
Speaker 5: to young men and the way we raise them. But
Speaker 5: the great thing is you have a chance to make
Speaker 5: a difference, mate. So whilst your wife is growing the
Speaker 5: baby inside of her, you have got to grow your
Speaker 5: skills starting here. Steve bit Off Raising Boys if our
Speaker 5: mums and dad's not heard of, Steve right, brilliant writer,
Speaker 5: really really helpful. Loads of stuff that you can do.
Speaker 5: Lots of takeaways. I still catch up on the Raising
Speaker 5: Girls one about once a year still, Sony, great takeaways
Speaker 5: in there, Steve bud Els, Raising Boys. That's your first homework,
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy.
Speaker 1: Dad to be Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: We love getting your stories even when the show ends.
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Speaker 6: This morning, Good morning, christian You have four new messages.
Speaker 5: All right, let's get into this first one, right, this
Speaker 5: first all, this story takes a real turn that will
Speaker 5: actually drive you nuts. I thought this was going soone.
Speaker 5: I said, oh, that's lovely, and then they're not so lovely.
Speaker 5: Then he gets lovely at the end.
Speaker 9: Just to warn you, Hi, Christianity, Susan, I'm just reading
Speaker 9: in regards to the flat tire stories that you had
Speaker 9: on your show. I had a doozy I was nine
Speaker 9: months pregnant, just had my last doctor's appointment, and a
Speaker 9: guy flagged me down and pulled me over. I got
Speaker 9: out of the car and he said, oh, you've got
Speaker 9: a flat tire. Can I help you? And I went yeah,
Speaker 9: that'd be great, And then he saw that I was
Speaker 9: pregnant and said, oh, I'm busy, I've got to go
Speaker 9: and drove off. I was stranded with nobody to help
Speaker 9: me fix my tire, and being nine months pregnant and
Speaker 9: trying to bend down to squat to do a tire,
Speaker 9: there was no way. Eventually, a young guy that was
Speaker 9: a school boy was walking past asked and did oh
Speaker 9: are you okay? And as I had a flat tire,
Speaker 9: and he was the only person that would help me.
Speaker 9: I was really thankful. Okay, thanks very much, Christian. I
Speaker 9: hope that no one event gets caught like I did.
Speaker 7: Thank you by I can't believe what kind of a
Speaker 7: hole does that.
Speaker 4: It doesn't even make sense if he.
Speaker 5: Was ever to help somebody or just say, got flat tire,
Speaker 5: then sees that they rooinly down because they're heavily pregnant,
Speaker 5: and then takes off.
Speaker 4: Oh this is not what I signed up for. You
Speaker 4: didn't tell me you were pregnant.
Speaker 5: That isn't you. By the way those stories.
Speaker 4: Screen, I don't know how to change your tire, so
Speaker 4: I wouldn't pull the person over in.
Speaker 5: The first place. All right, we're also talking about speaches yesterday.
Speaker 10: Hey, Christian, Darren Hear from Beansdale, just calling in regards
Speaker 10: to your spillage stories. I used to own a battery
Speaker 10: and oil shop. I was filling a two hundred and
Speaker 10: five leader drum out of a thousand letter container and
Speaker 10: it was coming out very slowly. This stuff's like honey,
Speaker 10: So I turned the tap on and left me. I
Speaker 10: had a lot on my plate that day, so I
Speaker 10: ran a bare at seven o'clock that night, my business
Speaker 10: partner called me and asked me if I actually had
Speaker 10: turned the taple, and obviously there was an expletive. We
Speaker 10: both went in there and there was literally about two
Speaker 10: hundred liters still flowing onto the floor from this drum.
Speaker 10: It was just absolutely everywhere. And to make the matters worse,
Speaker 10: and I didn't actually clean it up. It was my
Speaker 10: business partner because the following day I had to be
Speaker 10: in Melbourne at ten o'clock for a flight at two.
Speaker 10: I was away for a week, so my business partner
Speaker 10: had to clean up this mess and it was unbelievable.
Speaker 10: And it is literally still coming out of the paws
Speaker 10: of the concrete now, so it was a pretty castrophic mess.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we had a lot of fun with us. We're
Speaker 5: going to go back to it. We just stumbled into this.
Speaker 5: We were talking about Jack and I were talking about
Speaker 5: how when we were growing up, if mum was ever
Speaker 5: working late, Dad would have to step up and cook
Speaker 5: in inverted commas and he only ever had that one dish.
Speaker 5: So my dad it was quite a basic spank bowl
Speaker 5: with the mysterious added agreement of peace.
Speaker 4: For you, Jack, it was basic is the keyword again,
Speaker 4: just banger is a mash. Nothing in it. Try dry
Speaker 4: potatoes squished up, not even squished proper. You know where
Speaker 4: there's just chunks of potatoes.
Speaker 5: In the potato, semi mashed potato, the.
Speaker 4: Cheapest of the the cold sausages, and some tomato sauce
Speaker 4: on top.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll go back to a letter on this morning,
Speaker 5: but this one, Hey.
Speaker 11: Christian, Spicky got a great that's fish for you. My
Speaker 11: dad used to do meach breath just in plain water,
Speaker 11: no vities, no salt, no driving at all, and he
Speaker 11: used to serve it to us on just a slice
Speaker 11: of breath.
Speaker 5: Did you get.
Speaker 11: Created bot time and thought it has bit of big
Speaker 11: mot but they.
Speaker 7: Can improve into the all good. He didn't even toast
Speaker 7: the free.
Speaker 5: Grew up in a great depression or something. All right,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for your messages. You can email
Speaker 5: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 2: Doda you The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Time for this week's one second winner. This as part
Speaker 5: of the ass that are the Eighties, which this week
Speaker 5: has been about the letter t oh. Obviously we got
Speaker 5: the letter us week for movies are gonna like you?
Speaker 4: Are You alad to do?
Speaker 5: Why are you.
Speaker 4: Under Is there any like on the siege? What's under siege?
Speaker 5: That's nineties? I believe that's sort of like ninety one
Speaker 5: No step with me and Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Boosey.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of damn periscope.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. You can already tell which one is
Speaker 5: the Rob Schneider movie from the Slight week Innuendo. All right,
Speaker 5: one second winter, so I play out. Guess what one
Speaker 5: second of the songs from the eighties to do with
Speaker 5: the letter ts? So the tees are the song title,
Speaker 5: all the arses. Jack and Patsy take each other on.
Speaker 5: You can play along too. Last week, clean Sweet Patsy
Speaker 5: got five out of five. She now sits at the
Speaker 5: top of the ladder with a very clean and tidy
Speaker 5: two trillion points. All right, who.
Speaker 3: This tainted lave?
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's right, Patsy. You don't need to do
Speaker 5: that's right. You just need to gain strong tart from
Speaker 5: Patsy today. Jackie boy, wake up, take on me?
Speaker 3: Aha, my favorite clip of all time. I love that.
Speaker 5: Clip of all time.
Speaker 3: Video clip brilliant.
Speaker 5: Actually still calls music videos video clips. All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: come on late to the body he got it? Do
Speaker 5: we think this is a banger under the right circumstances?
Speaker 5: All right? Two left to go? If you get these
Speaker 5: next two right, I'll give you five trillion.
Speaker 4: Okay, great? Yes?
Speaker 3: What about me? Do I get five trillion to lose?
Speaker 5: Two for interjecting immediately?
Speaker 3: That's fear.
Speaker 5: You're now on zero. I almost said, I was just
Speaker 5: about to read out the time of it's for? Is
Speaker 5: it in the air? Who?
Speaker 3: Sydney Laboratory? Colors?
Speaker 5: Color?
Speaker 4: I almost said acoustic guitars?
Speaker 5: Should we go on at seven and wind? If this
Speaker 5: is it? After an hour of warming up, nothing good
Speaker 5: is gonna We've had a nice We've had a good week,
Speaker 5: right this week, Let's just leave it now with this?
Speaker 5: What's this I've got to do with it? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: There is a TV show. Some of you may be
Speaker 5: aware of it, some of you may be already seen it.
Speaker 5: Everyone is talking about it. It's set to become I
Speaker 5: think it might already be Netflix's biggest TV show ever.
Speaker 4: It's about to become the most watched show Netflix has
Speaker 4: ever put out.
Speaker 5: And when you consider Netflix is the biggest streaming channel
Speaker 5: in the world, it's huge, and this is with zero hype.
Speaker 5: It just landed on there. The only reason I ever
Speaker 5: knew about it is my youngest daughter, Loish's fifteen, told
Speaker 5: me about it, and I started to watch the first
Speaker 5: episode and bailed midway through. That's how do we describe it?
Speaker 5: First of all, let me just play the theme too.
Speaker 5: All right, already, it's awful, isn't it. This is greating.
Speaker 5: You want to be binging this three or four times.
Speaker 5: I've been put up with this, but it lets you
Speaker 5: know about the horror coming. So this squid Game is
Speaker 5: a game show. Four hundred and fifty six contestants who
Speaker 5: were all financially broke competing to win. The last person
Speaker 5: standing to win millions.
Speaker 4: Yep, like Hunging, a little bit like hunger games. If
Speaker 4: you lose, you die.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so get this, I'm watching it right. I didn't
Speaker 5: realize it's a drama. What did you think it was
Speaker 5: an actual game show?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 4: Well, you tell just by the way things are shot.
Speaker 5: It's gone crazy kids. You span a wheel the way
Speaker 5: the fortune You guess how much the speedboat was for
Speaker 5: the prices? Right? You went home with a set of encyclopedias.
Speaker 5: They're now dying if they get wrong. So, yeah, it's
Speaker 5: called squid Game, and yeah, the consequences if you crash
Speaker 5: out are you die? Now?
Speaker 4: I really want to watch this because everybody's talking about it,
Speaker 4: and I don't want to miss out.
Speaker 5: The problem is, and you're a hipster, you should be
Speaker 5: all over this. You should be like wearing a Squid
Speaker 5: Game T shirt.
Speaker 4: It's fear versus fomo for me. I don't want to
Speaker 4: miss out. But at the same time, I'm scared of
Speaker 4: horror and I'm scared of unnecessary violence. All those sore
Speaker 4: films hostile.
Speaker 5: No, I can't bar with that.
Speaker 4: I can't do those kind of films.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: I don't know. If you've seen the series of movies
Speaker 5: where it's about various dogs in various situations like air
Speaker 5: buddies and space buddies. There was a kid's movie about
Speaker 5: some dogs that were looking at a spaceship and got
Speaker 5: trapped in that spaceship right and stuck up there right.
Speaker 5: It's obviously a kid's movie. I found that so upset
Speaker 5: I had to stop watching it. I said, the kids,
Speaker 5: I can't imagine that they would have been so lucky.
Speaker 5: It's made up. It's made that they're not really in spaces.
Speaker 5: Just so this to me, this was just like, wait,
Speaker 5: if they die, you get a question wrong, you die,
Speaker 5: And the rounds are I mean, this is such a
Speaker 5: trippy show, isn't it. The rounds are are very are
Speaker 5: various playground games, they're school games you would have played
Speaker 5: in the school yard. They do those.
Speaker 4: So how far into it did you get?
Speaker 5: A twenty minutes the first episode ten minutes for us?
Speaker 5: And I didn't have fomo. I had had I actually
Speaker 5: had Jomo, I think, which is the opposite a joy
Speaker 5: of missing out. And there's enough drama and horror in
Speaker 5: not Last right now? I don't need this every night?
Speaker 5: Oh god, we watch another episode? There's much two tonight
Speaker 5: yet say great?
Speaker 4: Can we so your kids allowed to watch it?
Speaker 5: Or you said no, she's already seen the whole series.
Speaker 5: Oh moved on to something other or extreme. Now I've
Speaker 5: seen the whole not you know she's she's with a
Speaker 5: dad who thought it was actually real? Is that how
Speaker 5: they do that? There? Over there? You kill people?
Speaker 4: The same dad that was worried about those dogs going
Speaker 4: into space, but.
Speaker 5: They would have been so lonely. Jack, you know who's
Speaker 5: the we're going to pat them up there or get
Speaker 5: them to land that little spaceship. Everybody's this terrifying, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Have you seen this?
Speaker 6: No, but I've seen it short and it's on my list.
Speaker 6: But I didn't realize the concept of it. But I
Speaker 6: was fascinated.
Speaker 5: What do you think it was a cooking show with
Speaker 5: Rick Stein? No, it looks sewage Challenge.
Speaker 3: How glory is it?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: Because I'm not good with gore.
Speaker 4: This is where I stopped. They didn't even get into
Speaker 4: the squid game yet. Oh really, he's just got loan
Speaker 4: shafts chasing him for money and they're about to shove
Speaker 4: a Pinupy's nose and we turn it off.
Speaker 5: This is the other thing that keeps happening this oh,
Speaker 5: everything about it, In a word, discombobulating. I felt very
Speaker 5: discombobulated watching this whole show. Has anyone seen more than
Speaker 5: twenty minutes as all we've got up to combined on
Speaker 5: the show? Has anyone seen the TV show everyone is
Speaker 5: apparently talking about.
Speaker 1: Give us called Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the biggest TV show in the world
Speaker 5: right now, Squid Game. Jack and I bailed out first episode.
Speaker 5: Too much for our delicate dispositions. I was left feeling
Speaker 5: very discombobulated. Theme chune, theme tune, horror start as as
Speaker 5: this is like a kid, you know, school recital who
Speaker 5: hasn't learned to play the recorder. And it's a game
Speaker 5: show drama about an extreme, very extreme game show where
Speaker 5: the contestants four hundred and fifty six all have to
Speaker 5: sleep together in the same room. That's the bit i'd
Speaker 5: find my stress for and all that's not the bit
Speaker 5: of potentially dying. If I got a game of slapta
Speaker 5: border relax in a giant megadorm with four hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty six people, I found that. But even the concept
Speaker 5: of that stressful. So basically, contestants crash out, lose everything
Speaker 5: that lives playing a series of children's games. Yep, that's it.
Speaker 5: So who has actually seen this? Should Jack and I
Speaker 5: go back into it? Have you got here? Diane? Good morning, Diane,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian. So squid game?
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 12: I've seen a series with my daughter and she's seen
Speaker 12: it four times now since.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'd be sleeping with one eye open. She's going
Speaker 5: to insist that all sleep in one dormitory.
Speaker 4: Even the second viewing is worrying before.
Speaker 5: Before she's making notes. All right, she's making she she's
Speaker 5: typing up a manifesto.
Speaker 12: It's not even that. Have you heard of the computer
Speaker 12: game Roadblocks?
Speaker 5: Is that like Mario supercart Oh?
Speaker 12: It's a building community game that keeps playing on life
Speaker 12: challenges into that game.
Speaker 5: Now they moved on from Minecraft. I loved a blockiness.
Speaker 5: I loved Minecraft. These kids, yeah.
Speaker 12: They're playing squad games on Roadblocks now too.
Speaker 5: Wow, what did you enjoy it?
Speaker 12: It was just if that's fine. It was just different
Speaker 12: to all the normal horrors that's out there at the moment.
Speaker 4: I don't know if i'd need something different to the
Speaker 4: normal horrors.
Speaker 5: Life out there just pretty awful enough without escaping with
Speaker 5: more horror.
Speaker 12: Watching this show. You can't beat you watching it. You've
Speaker 12: got to watch it.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you find it interesting?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 12: I did. Yeah, I didn't mind. I mean I don't
Speaker 12: mind a bit of a horror freak myself too, so
Speaker 12: I don't mind a little bit of gore. But yeah,
Speaker 12: it was brutal, but it's definitely interesting.
Speaker 5: I reckon there's probably a dating app I my set
Speaker 5: for horror freaks to get it on with each other.
Speaker 5: Squid Game planning on the background, squid game and chill.
Speaker 4: You have such a nice tone in your voice. Time
Speaker 4: as you said, it's brutal, Diane.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much you call.
Speaker 12: I think Christians have a good day.
Speaker 5: Seriously, set one eye opened this weekend. How you got here, Susie.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Susie, good morning, How are you all?
Speaker 5: I'm good. Squid Game. You've seen it, seen all of it, and.
Speaker 12: And I think it was good. It was entertaining. It's
Speaker 12: very schlock horror.
Speaker 13: It's it's pulp fiction, it's bill it's fantasy horror.
Speaker 5: Yeah, another way to described that. You know, I guess
Speaker 5: if Quentin Tarantina was allowed to have his own primetime
Speaker 5: game show. It's probly what it would look like, and
Speaker 5: people would die and stylized gore.
Speaker 14: Would you would see the gore in slow motion.
Speaker 12: It's very anime. It's very Japanese and Korean game show
Speaker 12: TV game show, Susie.
Speaker 4: I really love the game show aspect. What I wish
Speaker 4: is someone would make an edit of it to take
Speaker 4: out the violence, and then I would just watch the
Speaker 4: narrative of it, but without the gore.
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 14: Seriously, Jack, you go to man up and watch it.
Speaker 4: No Jack, You know I was eating dinner as we
Speaker 4: tried to watch it.
Speaker 5: No way. All right, Susie, thank you very much. You
Speaker 5: cool have a good weekend.
Speaker 14: Thank you you too.
Speaker 15: Bye.
Speaker 5: All right. Listen now, whether or not you've seen the
Speaker 5: show the which is basically extreme game show where they
Speaker 5: do it's a series off to find the last person
Speaker 5: standing who wins millions. I think there's like a cash accumulator.
Speaker 5: It's a series of children's games that you would have
Speaker 5: played at school in the playground. If squid Game right,
Speaker 5: one of the big networks Channel nine or seven, buy
Speaker 5: it up. This is bound to happen, right and do
Speaker 5: a diluted version. What children's games would they be playing
Speaker 5: in the Australian version of squid Game.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'commell show podcast, the.
Speaker 5: World's biggest TV show, the one of the world is
Speaker 5: talking about the moment something called squid Game. It's a
Speaker 5: drama based on a very very very extreme TV game show.
Speaker 5: Four hundred and fifty six contestants all financially destitute or anything.
Speaker 5: It wants to watch this. This is so, this is horrible.
Speaker 5: They play a series of school games that we would
Speaker 5: have played in playgrounds and guess what if you lose,
Speaker 5: you lose your life. That's how you find the winner.
Speaker 5: I should just point out this is a dry but
Speaker 5: this isn't actually a real game shaving that I thought
Speaker 5: for the first couple of minutes it was. It's on Netflix,
Speaker 5: it's called the squid Game. We're saying if it came
Speaker 5: here to Australia, what would be the children's games people
Speaker 5: would be playing? Chris, good morning, I'm good Chris.
Speaker 14: What will be the game Brandy?
Speaker 4: I used to love brand Brandy basically Tiggy Tiggy with
Speaker 4: a tennis ball.
Speaker 12: So instead of you know, getting in with your hand,
Speaker 12: you're hitting with a tennis ball.
Speaker 14: Let's wat the tennis ball out for a board.
Speaker 5: Yes, you put up on a Friday, that's all I said,
Speaker 5: don't mind a little bit of that. Put it chauting
Speaker 5: on Monday. But let's not end the week with.
Speaker 7: I'm not me automatic weapons here.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's move on. Let's get cold, Christoph, go take
Speaker 5: it easier of the weekend, Chris, tough times at the moment, guys,
Speaker 5: put in the promo. Yeah they're back Monday, Colin, good morning, Hey,
Speaker 5: Hey you going guys?
Speaker 14: I had this conversation with my daughter yesterday.
Speaker 1: Actually, what games we would put in at at all?
Speaker 1: We ad musical chairs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very extreme musical chairs.
Speaker 4: And Brittish Bulldogs one of.
Speaker 5: The classics, right, Bulldogs, such a great game. I don't
Speaker 5: think you're even allowed to play Bulldog anymore. Playgrounds is
Speaker 5: too sort of violent, I love.
Speaker 1: That would be a problem with squid game style.
Speaker 5: You're quite right, You're quite right. And musical chairs. I
Speaker 5: always to find that so stressful as a kid. Oh
Speaker 5: that is really so that stressed me out. Thought of
Speaker 5: it now. Musical chairs so many kids parties, my daughter
Speaker 5: as well. We have to do it very fairly now
Speaker 5: and make sure everybody gets a chair everyone the game,
Speaker 5: I know, but you can't have that these days. So
Speaker 5: and so has been triggered to go online. You'll get
Speaker 5: canceled because of a game with musical chairs. Round it
Speaker 5: one stuff, Colin, Thank you very much. Have a good weekend, mate,
Speaker 5: it's Jason. Yeah, I'm good Jason. So what would be
Speaker 5: in the Australian version of Squid Game.
Speaker 16: I've got a couple but the top of the carl
Speaker 16: he would be a handimated dash but in double pluggers
Speaker 16: and if you if you double plugger blows out, you
Speaker 16: get one at the back of the eggs.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea. Do you know what, Brisbane? What
Speaker 5: is it? It's just not my intention that we don't
Speaker 5: need to add. There's an abundance of bullets today on
Speaker 5: the show. It needs to stop. Guys, come on.
Speaker 1: A ber you're listening to the question you know Carl's Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast yesterday of the show where Jack was talking about
Speaker 5: his frying pan, right, and we were talking about how
Speaker 5: you could be carefully clean them. You've got to look
Speaker 5: after your skillets.
Speaker 4: We well, we had a rule that you're not allowed
Speaker 4: to put it in the dishwasher.
Speaker 5: No, not that you should never use a metallic spoon
Speaker 5: right to stir your dish. I would never, please we agree,
Speaker 5: or least that my friend okay, because perhaps he knows
Speaker 5: they're hence the grown You damaged the enamel, don't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris damage owls badly, and I might add my
Speaker 6: scan pans.
Speaker 3: Saucepan set said to him, no metal spoons.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm with Patsy on this onred percent, zero tolerance, right,
Speaker 5: zero tolerance on skellet abuse.
Speaker 4: So would you let it go in the dishwasher then,
Speaker 4: because now I break the rule once and now every
Speaker 4: time that thing's going in the.
Speaker 5: Dishall those jets blasting it for forty five. You don't
Speaker 5: put your skillet in the dear front, do you.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're terrible at our place.
Speaker 4: The idea is you're not meant to put it in
Speaker 4: there because it slowly gets rid of the anti stick technology.
Speaker 5: The enamel, the foul technology.
Speaker 4: Know how easy it is when you see that frying
Speaker 4: pan with all the stuff.
Speaker 5: In life are easy, my friend. But you've got to
Speaker 5: respect scientists, boffins, people that couldn't make the cut for
Speaker 5: NASA go on and work in the R and D
Speaker 5: were searching develop for prime lets crusade.
Speaker 4: All right, they've done a great stuff with non stick technology,
Speaker 4: but if you're going to put it in the dishwasher anyway,
Speaker 4: you don't really need toorry about whether it sticks and
Speaker 4: the dish.
Speaker 5: Washer is going to take. It's the same they have
Speaker 5: on the Space Shuttle. It's the same technology you've got
Speaker 5: to respect.
Speaker 4: For frying up eggs on the Space Shuttle.
Speaker 5: No, exactly, they can't because when it re enters, just
Speaker 5: the same thing that's coated in the same thing that's
Speaker 5: on your fronme pan. Oh, the rocket is spray in tefil.
Speaker 3: What about your scrub buddy. He'd be sitting on the
Speaker 3: bench going, well, what have I done wrong? He's put
Speaker 3: him in the.
Speaker 5: First kitchen toy story Pixar with a kitchen version.
Speaker 4: First of all, his name scrub Daddy, scrub Buddy.
Speaker 5: I like scrub Buddy though he's got mate, though he
Speaker 5: does look all lonely the other side there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, scrub Daddy still gets to work out on the
Speaker 4: bigger pans that can't fit in the We got this
Speaker 4: enormous I hate this thing, A big enormous square pan
Speaker 4: that goes on the cook top right and anytime you
Speaker 4: got to cook it, wash it, it hardly fits in
Speaker 4: the sinking it out back. I leave that thing soaking
Speaker 4: for days.
Speaker 5: That's my trick to you're going to clean that it's soaking.
Speaker 5: My new one is right, it's I get a it's
Speaker 5: washing powder and you put a load of it in
Speaker 5: the dirty pan, put some water and boil it on
Speaker 5: the stove top and it cleans off. It's all shiny.
Speaker 5: This is three aw you're listening to d D's Other
Speaker 5: uses for household objects. You cannot put a frying pan.
Speaker 2: Too late, O col too late, you ruin The Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Patsy, you've got cookbooks at home.
Speaker 3: I've got millions of cookbooks.
Speaker 5: My wife's got tons of them. Have you ever actually
Speaker 5: tried to cook for any of the recipes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have have You must have turned out mainly
Speaker 6: just ornaments.
Speaker 5: To impress people, aren't they that you're really a serious chef.
Speaker 4: We never open our cookbook.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, no, we do our Jamie Oliver ones. I've
Speaker 6: got some good simply too good to be true, which
Speaker 6: is an Australian housewife that's done this low fet It's great.
Speaker 4: Those Jamie Oliver ones that say they take fifteen minutes,
Speaker 4: they do not.
Speaker 5: We have about five or six those flipping Jamie Oliver
Speaker 5: once and they're always like easy to do they know you,
Speaker 5: and right you say, easy to do it, okay, and
Speaker 5: then you're like, this is so much harder. So there's
Speaker 5: got three pages of steps just to make a sausage snack.
Speaker 5: You know, like, there is too many steps to this,
Speaker 5: there should be no more than four. Ei. Then there's
Speaker 5: a gap and we found it yesterday in there's so
Speaker 5: many cookery books. You wait the next couple of weeks
Speaker 5: as we gear up to Christmas and all that, you'll
Speaker 5: hear all the chefs coming out. How can they keep
Speaker 5: having cookbooks out? By the way, how many more dishes
Speaker 5: can Jamie or Gordon or any of them churn out?
Speaker 5: But anyway, the gap in the market, I think is
Speaker 5: all of these cookery books. They're all like Jamie's amazing
Speaker 5: Italian meals. There's a gap in the market for underwhelming,
Speaker 5: bad food actually cooked by dad's. Yesterday, Jack and I
Speaker 5: stumbled into the fact that both of us growing up,
Speaker 5: whenever our dads did cook, it would only ever be
Speaker 5: his one go to dish. There wasn't like a range
Speaker 5: of options. You were just simply served up basically slop
Speaker 5: you would have had in a sort of an Oliver workhouse.
Speaker 4: We had a difficult few years where mum was working late,
Speaker 4: so every night we were getting bangers a mash.
Speaker 5: And this bangs much as a lovely dish, but with
Speaker 5: no gravy and barely mashed.
Speaker 4: Just the potato. I don't even think we had salt,
Speaker 4: to be honest, No butter, no butter, and the potatoes
Speaker 4: just squashed out potatoes.
Speaker 5: Mind, I just made spank Bob, but we'd always put
Speaker 5: an empty entire can of peas in it. I've never
Speaker 5: seen anyone do that since. Here are some of the
Speaker 5: calls we had yesterday.
Speaker 8: So his dish was a specialty called garch. They would
Speaker 8: both go to the fridge and call out whatever was
Speaker 8: going off, whatever had mold on a pig. Or you'd
Speaker 8: just be scraped off, chopped up roughly and chopped into
Speaker 8: a pan. Add a splash of soil sauce and that
Speaker 8: was enough.
Speaker 13: He'd just get a pressure cooker, chop up potato, pumpkin, carrot,
Speaker 13: and put peas in. And it was called yak because
Speaker 13: of the side effects because we were all fletcherlant afterwards.
Speaker 1: Dreadful dish.
Speaker 7: I would call it was lambs fry liver with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 14: However, it was too lazy to pull the potatoes, so
Speaker 14: that would be mixed up in with the match.
Speaker 11: Hey, Christian sticking. My dad used to do misspokes just
Speaker 11: in plain water, no visies, no salt, no clothing for all.
Speaker 11: And he used to serve it to us on just
Speaker 11: a slice of free did he get created and thought
Speaker 11: it had a bit of Biggie Mot but that could
Speaker 11: improve into all.
Speaker 5: It's amazing. Often when we talk about food with you guys,
Speaker 5: we will start getting really hungry. That's got the opposite.
Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm good for a couple of days now.
Speaker 5: Just the name of some of those dishes, right, gotch yuck?
Speaker 5: What else can you add then to our dad cookbook?
Speaker 5: So what was your dad's go to one dish?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, My dad's go to a dish when mum was
Speaker 5: working nights chunky craft cheese on burnt toast, Always burnt toast.
Speaker 5: There's no excuse for consistently burning toast every Sunday night
Speaker 5: for years. We had to put up with that. That's
Speaker 5: from Cape Christian. Spam fritters, get out spam.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 5: No, If I said spam, which family member does it
Speaker 5: remind you? Same with me? Absolutely, they love spam Irish grandparents.
Speaker 5: It was always spam.
Speaker 4: I think it's something like a hangover from water because
Speaker 4: I actually had a whole pantry fla spam.
Speaker 5: Those that try and get the cans with that strange
Speaker 5: little key at the top. How do we think globally
Speaker 5: spam sales are going? Right? There? It's just still hanging
Speaker 5: in there spam. Imagine you know someone at us. We're
Speaker 5: very proud of ours son. He's just got a new job.
Speaker 5: He's just trying to head of marketing for spam. You've
Speaker 5: got spam, but and your pantry.
Speaker 3: Parts absolutely not.
Speaker 5: Spam. That was from Rachel. Christian has a newly divorced dad.
Speaker 5: Back in the eighties, mind, I only ever made us
Speaker 5: tortellini with ketchup. I loved him, still love that. Back
Speaker 5: in the seventies, when sid markets started to get some
Speaker 5: more exotic ingredients, my dad for some reason would make
Speaker 5: bean sprout sandwiches. He wasn't a compete savage he would
Speaker 5: find him. We were not vegetarians. By the way, When
Speaker 5: my dad was left to cook for me, he would
Speaker 5: always ask me what I normally had. I was four
Speaker 5: at the time, so I had no idea what he's
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 4: Just give me the usual.
Speaker 5: Simply said ice cream chips. So that's what I got. Christian,
Speaker 5: I had. Dad would only ever make homemade potato cakes.
Speaker 5: They were actually pretty good. He resides in heaven now
Speaker 5: and I smile every time I see someone getting a
Speaker 5: side order a potato cake on a Saturday night. My
Speaker 5: mum would work late. Dad would just mix for dinner
Speaker 5: two random flavored cans of soup together. Actually, what a
Speaker 5: great idea mixing. I loved that One's Richard Stuart's got
Speaker 5: wheater Pix, wheatbix and water. No, no, no, that's revolting.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to lines. Who we got here?
Speaker 5: We got you Julie, good morning.
Speaker 15: Hi Christian here going.
Speaker 5: I'm good. Judy, how are you? How's your week gone
Speaker 5: so far? Judy not too bad?
Speaker 17: Long time listener, first time.
Speaker 5: Caller, excellent, We love that. Judy, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much taking the big step to give
Speaker 5: us a call. So your dad's dish.
Speaker 17: So dad was pretty challenged in the kitchen partment and
Speaker 17: all we could operate was the toast, and so we
Speaker 17: used to only ever get toast. And if he thought
Speaker 17: he was blaming it up, you'd get a piece of
Speaker 17: individually wrapped craft teese on top.
Speaker 5: Wow, as a garnishes.
Speaker 4: The spoiling is.
Speaker 5: Das like that. So video just dinner rounds at the
Speaker 5: moment in the steak restaurant in London. That's incredible, what
Speaker 5: a treat and he still makes it tonight.
Speaker 17: That's what he has for breakfast.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Hey, listen, if it works, journey it
Speaker 5: out right, Judy, thank you very much, you call. You
Speaker 5: have a nice weekend. Thank you, Bye bye, Sharon, Good morning.
Speaker 17: HII. My dad used to make spring rolls. But the
Speaker 17: funny part is he'd had the beat frior in front,
Speaker 17: bowl of mints on one side, pastry on the other side,
Speaker 17: siggy hanging out his mouth.
Speaker 5: Any great chef exactly.
Speaker 17: They put a spoonful of mince into the pastry and
Speaker 17: roll it up and deep forr it. And I don't
Speaker 17: know how much cigarette ash we ate during our.
Speaker 5: A nice bit of tar, yeah, just just mix it all.
Speaker 17: Up and everything else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in front of the cricket, just a little spring
Speaker 5: cut of ash.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 5: That's brilliant.
Speaker 14: Thank you, Tim, Hey, Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm good. Tim. I hope you well. Thanks to co
Speaker 5: on the show. So tell us about your old man's dish.
Speaker 18: Well, back in the day, they used to walk to
Speaker 18: hunt for his food, so we'd cringe every time he'd
Speaker 18: go out because he'd come back with a rabbit and
Speaker 18: chuck it in a pot with his famous rabbit shoe.
Speaker 18: And he was of the.
Speaker 19: Theory that no veggie had a used boy date.
Speaker 18: So the carrots had been in the crispa that long
Speaker 18: that you could bend him in half and they wouldn't break.
Speaker 18: And the potatoes were growing. But he thought if you
Speaker 18: cooked them long enough, the longer you cooked them, everything was.
Speaker 14: Falling, mate, and nuk it yes in Nuka.
Speaker 19: So we'd play it up and then put a ball
Speaker 19: in the middle of the table because you'd be going
Speaker 19: into it and every now and then you'd come across
Speaker 19: a palette.
Speaker 5: What a lovely si palette.
Speaker 19: Daddy favor le palette, mate, And we used to sit
Speaker 19: there and just throw them in the bowl in the
Speaker 19: middle of the table.
Speaker 5: Mate, Tim, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: You go.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast Christian.
Speaker 5: When mum went away, they had always begining to let
Speaker 5: that when mum was walking late there was no one else.
Speaker 5: Now that it was before there was a Greeks. There
Speaker 5: was just some nervy looking or over confident dad right
Speaker 5: and get this party started. When mum went away, we
Speaker 5: looked had to look forward to pink potatoes. These we
Speaker 5: basically my dad would boil potatoes and hot dogs together,
Speaker 5: them mashed all together. Something a kid would do on
Speaker 5: Father's Day as a so called treat. Deborah Christian FYI,
Speaker 5: Spam is massive in a y. In fact, they have
Speaker 5: an annual festival, festival just devoted to spam. Christian there
Speaker 5: and there was no spam left in walworst Water gardens yesterday.
Speaker 5: It is actually still very popular. Do you know what?
Speaker 5: Do you think we should try and hire a chef
Speaker 5: then to cook spam for us next week to see
Speaker 5: can spam be nice?
Speaker 4: I don't want to taste it again. I've actually got
Speaker 4: terrible memories of spam.
Speaker 5: But what was it? What formed? Do you have?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 5: Just that fried?
Speaker 4: I imagined it like just a block and jill, block
Speaker 4: and Jill.
Speaker 5: It's the jelly stuff in there as well, it's just shake.
Speaker 5: I think it was the color of is that kind
Speaker 5: of flesh covered pink? How you got here? Kate?
Speaker 15: Goodring, Kate, Good morning Christian Pats and Jack?
Speaker 16: How are you good?
Speaker 5: Good Kate? What did dad cook?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 15: Dad couldn't cook at all, so for dinner there was
Speaker 15: no other way to describe it other than vegamite bread
Speaker 15: because he didn't even know how to use the toaster.
Speaker 15: Not no, it was whitebread with a crust cut off
Speaker 15: and butter and a lot of vegamite and he rolled
Speaker 15: it up like sausages and put it on the flate
Speaker 15: and that was it.
Speaker 5: You know, I picked the wrong time to become a dad.
Speaker 5: You got away with basically nothing.
Speaker 4: Bar was so low.
Speaker 5: So will you be at a Halper cook and whealel kids?
Speaker 5: No kind of east. You're the guy for me. Wow,
Speaker 5: that's amazing, Kate, Thank you very much. You cool. Take care?
Speaker 16: Thank you, Paul, Paul, Hello, Christian, there you go.
Speaker 5: Gotcha? Oh what did you dad cook in the kitchen
Speaker 5: for you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Look specially was a thing called lambs fry. Lambs fry,
Speaker 7: I guess there's liver and we I don't know where
Speaker 7: he used to get it from, but he used to
Speaker 7: just find lambs frow whenever he had the cook.
Speaker 5: So we're just lambs. Were just lamb livers.
Speaker 8: That was it.
Speaker 5: That's what you had. There was no vegetables.
Speaker 7: Oh now the vegetables he used to put on was bacon,
Speaker 7: all right, Yeah, that well.
Speaker 5: Known thing that grows in the garden and a lot
Speaker 5: of bacon was the vegetables. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh, I was sure where he got the lambs
Speaker 7: fright from?
Speaker 5: Who knows. All right, Paul's actually very much you call
Speaker 5: random guess this.
Speaker 1: Is the Christian Commel Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're moving on now. We've got the time Wasted coming
Speaker 5: up about your dad's go to dish. But a lot
Speaker 5: of you have got a lot to say about us
Speaker 5: disregarding Spamiously, a lot of people are making the case
Speaker 5: that spam isn't as bad as we thought it is.
Speaker 4: I actually wonder what happened to my nan and pass
Speaker 4: Dasha spam because they had a pan.
Speaker 5: I wonder what happened to a spam related to death
Speaker 5: stuck in one of those cans.
Speaker 4: They have passed on now, But none of us in
Speaker 4: the will inherited all that pantry of spam. Ready for
Speaker 4: the big push something just in case?
Speaker 5: All right, anyway, we've got stories called him. Andrew's called in.
Speaker 5: He heard us talk about spam, and I think he's
Speaker 5: part of a Facebook group. There's so many different Facebook
Speaker 5: groups these days. Next week we should find out. Please
Speaker 5: tell us if you're part of an unusual Facebook group,
Speaker 5: because they're huge. Andrew, good morning, how's it going spam?
Speaker 5: Make the case?
Speaker 14: Oh, I just heard you talking about ittle so caller
Speaker 14: talking in about a month or so ago, I was
Speaker 14: in a super market and seeing spam on sale and
Speaker 14: thought this was stupid because there's a whole shelf of it.
Speaker 14: And I put up in these Facebook groups who we
Speaker 14: do a spam challenge and so you can come up
Speaker 14: with the best dish, and everyone jumped on board. So
Speaker 14: we all had these crazy spam things on the go,
Speaker 14: and I actually ended up making a spam spam and
Speaker 14: bacon Wellington with.
Speaker 5: Is a beautiful thing, but spam one. So it's rolled
Speaker 5: spam with the pastry round it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I cut it into a circle and wrapped
Speaker 14: it in bacon and then wrapped it in pastry.
Speaker 5: Is a lot of meaty sort.
Speaker 14: And it was a bit too much, I tell you
Speaker 14: what that was.
Speaker 5: It too much was the spam was good spam in.
Speaker 14: Glaze, bourbon glaze and pineapple jam and something else.
Speaker 10: I hurt with it.
Speaker 5: Jack and I are still not fit in the case
Speaker 5: for it, which we tried it. We heard you out, Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 5: have a nice you can enjoy space.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm close to my wife, but I do not want
Speaker 5: to be this close to my wife. Meghan Trainer singer
Speaker 5: Meghan trainers a real She's made a new addition to
Speaker 5: her bathroom, hissing her toilets in the same bathroom. That
Speaker 5: is ridiculous. That is my time when I escape in there.
Speaker 5: Many is the time that I finish my business. But
Speaker 5: I can eke out another twenty minutes of hiding. It's
Speaker 5: like a spa in there.
Speaker 15: For me.
Speaker 4: It's a sanctuary. And I can't believe pads that you
Speaker 4: allow Chris to walk in and you walk back and
Speaker 4: forth between each other.
Speaker 6: We talk to a choice. It's Chris, and then it's
Speaker 6: the dog, and then it's Ordery. It's like an aoleen.
Speaker 6: It's like an alarm.
Speaker 5: That door shuts and you're saying to the world, go away.
Speaker 3: It's like an alarm. Every time I sit on the throne,
Speaker 3: it's like an alert goes out, like the bat signal.
Speaker 5: Wait, she sat down, She sat down? She needs a task,
Speaker 5: no privacy? Yeah, yeah, I love that time. And you
Speaker 5: know what I do as I get my phone out
Speaker 5: and I do words with friends on there, and I'm happy,
Speaker 5: just for twenty minutes, a brief respite from the ongoing
Speaker 5: chaos or rama. Could anything worse then my wife sat
Speaker 5: on the tornic next to me, that you need to
Speaker 5: have some kind of you don't need to be that
Speaker 5: close to them, and they don't want to be you know.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, what do you mean all you know? He says,
Speaker 5: I would go out the more I forgot if you
Speaker 5: do comment on it enough, Meghan Trainer, my wife is
Speaker 5: that listens, that's a nice thing to do. No, it
Speaker 5: isn't so today. This is Jack's favorite time waste o
Speaker 5: the years you're humor, No, you've been chuckling all day.
Speaker 5: Toilet bands, any of the bottoms or poop poop, they
Speaker 5: always get gold whatever the time worster is toilet bands.
Speaker 5: He's grinning pantsy all right. Toilet bands? Who's playing at
Speaker 5: toilet Fest? White snake gold plus takes a bit of
Speaker 5: time first and stink crowded out house silver plus boys
Speaker 5: getting hot in here, that's right, fly usher lusher silver plus.
Speaker 5: All right. These two are I'm cynically doing this to
Speaker 5: get golds because they're what I call toilet really based
Speaker 5: pooy Lewis and the lows told you and the mummers
Speaker 5: and the crappers gold, I know what it is.
Speaker 4: That's that's the kind of stuff I've got.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's so happy. I knew that somehow I was
Speaker 5: sending him up a right, what have you got? Toilet man's,
Speaker 5: the food floaters? Yeah, oh, come on, it's Friday boat
Speaker 5: the poo poo dolls, bronze. Is there nothing worse? What
Speaker 5: is it about toilets at train stations where there's always
Speaker 5: a floatery the law and also not just that, why they?
Speaker 5: Why they they're filthy? On they toilets and train stations.
Speaker 5: The men's are the worst places on earth. Anyway, carry on.
Speaker 4: Great scar punk band, real Big Flush.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 4: Maybe you don't know the band, Oh I do.
Speaker 5: Maybe you don't know humor.
Speaker 4: I didn't tell you that my toilet was really clogged
Speaker 4: up this week.
Speaker 5: Darryl's here. Hey, hey, it's Friday.
Speaker 4: I had to call him the Queen of disco herself.
Speaker 4: Donn a plumber?
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's God. Plus the performance, the sketch.
Speaker 4: Then you'll hate this, but our Spanish and Italian friends
Speaker 4: will love Lady Kaka.
Speaker 5: No. That is good. That's good, Gold, You've done well.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 5: Right, I thought Jackie Boy was in the one of
Speaker 5: the men's cubicles. And the reason why is because I
Speaker 5: just saw his laptop and as we were talking about
Speaker 5: this week on the show, he's built chocolate in it.
Speaker 5: That laptop goes everywhere with you. It's like his oxygen backpack, right,
Speaker 5: And I saw it of sat then at first I
Speaker 5: thought he spontaneously can bust because it was like where
Speaker 5: your legs were ten minutes before. And then I was
Speaker 5: using the men's toilets here at the station, and I
Speaker 5: just presumed it was you with the closed door of
Speaker 5: the two cubicles.
Speaker 4: And there's hardly anybody else here fair enough, so I thought.
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy's in there, right, I'll have a bit of
Speaker 5: post show comedy. So I went there. I'm forty eight right,
Speaker 5: And even on the way out, because there was nothing,
Speaker 5: I thought it was open. I would go away. I
Speaker 5: doubled down and went I come out, and to my horror,
Speaker 5: I see jack I don't still don't know who did
Speaker 5: I do that to. Actually it was a client on
Speaker 5: the cubs were signing off a big deal. Oh you
Speaker 5: are breakas Joe Gard was and said, yeah, I heard him.
Speaker 5: I'm out. I'm going to take it to Nova. I'm
Speaker 5: going to put the double down a nob boy any who.
Speaker 5: I teld my wife this yesterday. She went, you should
Speaker 5: have checked had a peer under it? I went, what
Speaker 5: if I saw somebody out them looking at me? And
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I thought you were Jack. Let's not get
Speaker 5: out of the.
Speaker 6: Show.
Speaker 5: We must move on alrighty China Bands, we should have
Speaker 5: finished this show two hours ago. No goods come out
Speaker 5: of us today. All right, chint Bands, time wats the
Speaker 5: last all the week? Backflush Boys, Silver, It's a BackFlash
Speaker 5: where it all comes wedding up and you're like, please,
Speaker 5: terrifying Rachel, well done, Irish band, this one you poo Silver, Daniel, Bide,
Speaker 5: Ray Cyrus, That's what I'm Libby Pearl, Jammed, Ebns, Bronze Michael.
Speaker 5: All these people are answering this. These are the most
Speaker 5: recent texts on their phone. Send another one very quickly.
Speaker 5: That's going to look like the last thing you've sent today.
Speaker 5: Red Hot Chili Poopers.
Speaker 4: Yes, you get what you asked for?
Speaker 5: Yep, Gold Steve, who do go poos? Pretty good? Why
Speaker 5: this is? This is rude? Okay, However, we're dealing in
Speaker 5: this area, aren't we. We've asked them, We've invited them
Speaker 5: in for toilet bands. This is the vernacular, if you will,
Speaker 5: of the toilet area nine inch cable gold new skids
Speaker 5: on the block. I think I'm getting close to just
Speaker 5: ending this bum Jovi panic at the porter stink Floyd.
Speaker 4: They all get gold.
Speaker 5: The only smart one I can see here as our
Speaker 5: man in Noosir, Lookie boy Elton on the.
Speaker 4: John Sivil Plus.
Speaker 5: All right, we are bout Monday morning. When you wake up,
Speaker 5: we'll have the misheard lyrics at the end of the week.
Speaker 5: There's always so much stuff that we've just run out
Speaker 5: of time for. And I was going back through my
Speaker 5: notes yesterday evening, stuff that we've run out of time for.
Speaker 5: This week. We still never got to hear about your
Speaker 5: hot water that's on the thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, the good news, I'll give you a teaser for
Speaker 4: Monday about the hot water brilliant.
Speaker 5: Sadly we also run out of time for I got
Speaker 5: a strange email yesterday from Petrina Jones just listing her
Speaker 5: top three cakes. And I remember think we had a
Speaker 5: big meeting yesterday. I'm sure we didn't say anything about
Speaker 5: coming back strong Friday with a top three of cakes.
Speaker 5: But next week we're getting and the lasers on Jack's
Speaker 5: hot water, and we still have night time. For my
Speaker 5: thing about can owls smell death? I have a top
Speaker 5: ten of other animals that can smell death. There is
Speaker 5: a reason, a very valid reason, why I googled that
Speaker 5: and he came up. You can hear that. What a
Speaker 5: hot tease that hot water? Top three cakes and can
Speaker 5: owls Smell Death? Have a great weekend. We're back Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Take care, Bye a brighter nose.
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