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Speaker 3: We were on the show and then we actually thought

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Speaker 1: All right, get it?

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Speaker 5: It's too good, isn't it, Tracy Cox. It's just too good? Anyway.

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Speaker 3: That's massive so and you and I said that our partners,

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Speaker 7: The nudeman you do has a pretty good success, right,

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Speaker 4: I got jocks on pillow from Master Chef in the

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Speaker 4: studios Mass Chef's Back to Night seven.

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Speaker 1: Thirty on ten.

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Speaker 4: Jo.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: No, we're we're friends. Okay, there's no there's no animosity

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Speaker 4: Johnson Julie Good when it's it's fans versus Favorites twelve

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Speaker 4: Who can make the perfect piece of jam toast, and

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Speaker 4: all of you guys have contributed was dirty the butter

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Speaker 9: Jock, I think, well, how dirty is dirty?

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Speaker 9: Hey, I did the best I could with Australian made

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Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, I'm sorry, but that was awful.

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Speaker 4: As you know, my partner said me, she's thirty nine

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Speaker 5: I'm generalizing. I'm just generalizing. I am generalizing, but I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: That's okay, yeah, yeah, definitely it should be.

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Speaker 4: It should be like, you know, the conversations I have

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Speaker 4: Or you must be so excited, or or even just

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Speaker 5: I mean, these are that's what people say to me,

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Speaker 4: All extrapolations of somebody else's experience with parenting. It can't

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Speaker 4: Actually that's right, Yeah, that's my bag, baby writing for

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Speaker 1: And I put it off.

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Speaker 4: Then I was like, shit, the baby could go in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got no idea, but they would done a

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Speaker 1: I'm actually bloody scared.

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Speaker 3: What's the main If you get to like punctuate one thing,

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Speaker 5: But I think that's it though, would I don't know

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Speaker 4: The irony of it of all of that is that

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Speaker 4: That's what life's all about for me. Yeah, but now

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Speaker 5: I'm like Jesus Christ, Yeah, this is terrifying. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Well let's not say that, but that's the fear.

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Speaker 4: Actually, the fear is that my life, as I know

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Speaker 5: The fact that I'm going to have a child.

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Speaker 4: And I know, and I can see people calling right

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how go on?

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Speaker 3: You telling the truth? I'd actually love to hear though,

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Speaker 2: Just really scared should yourself because you just don't know

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that you? Are you expecting? Are you terrified?

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Speaker 4: As I said, the articles up online Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: That's all we're at. That's were I've written a piece.

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Speaker 5: For Honey Parenting nine?

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Speaker 4: And I actually wrote the opening line of the article

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Speaker 1: The second piece for the publication.

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Speaker 5: Way to hit him Will I like it?

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Speaker 2: But it is I start taking down some of their

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Speaker 4: And I'm starting to realize that the reason I didn't

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Speaker 4: I was really scared to admit that I wasn't stereotypically

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Speaker 5: Of parents to be actually just lie about this.

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Speaker 2: We got Rebecca here. Rebecca, you're eighteen weeks pregnant.

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Speaker 11: First off, congratulations, congratulations to you as well, Will.

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Speaker 5: Thanks very much? Well, or is it congratulations?

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Speaker 1: Are on the death wheel of life?

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Speaker 5: My friend who knows?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, like I am agreeing with what you're saying. Well,

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Speaker 4: True, so it's a whole for women obviously, because you

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Speaker 1: She grew the baby.

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Speaker 5: It's in it. I am so on the outside, we've

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Speaker 3: just don't think the baby even likes it. Yeah, because

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Speaker 3: the baby obviously always wants. It's going to get to

453
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Speaker 3: want food, you know, feeding, et cetera. Yeah, thanks for sharing, Rebecca,

454
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Speaker 3: appreciate it.

455
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Speaker 5: Rebecca, thanks so much, mate. It's funny.

456
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Speaker 4: I actually I actually spoke to my psychologist about this

457
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Speaker 4: earlier this morning because I had a therapy session with him,

458
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Speaker 4: and you know, normally, you know, if we're talking about

459
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Speaker 4: my mental health or something, and he was like, what

460
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Speaker 4: do you want.

461
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Speaker 5: To talk about today? And I was like, I'd love

462
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Speaker 5: to talk about parenting.

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah, nice, because I'm absolutely terrified at the moment. The

464
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Speaker 4: baby could come at any moment, and I'm just I'm

465
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Speaker 4: so scared.

466
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Speaker 2: Did they have any wisdom?

467
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Speaker 4: He actually shared to me this really good bit about

468
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Speaker 4: because everyone talks about losing sleep.

469
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Speaker 2: Of course, it's the.

470
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Speaker 3: Number one thing is everyone's like just someone like like

471
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Speaker 3: Joe O, Well, enjoy your sleep while you've still got it.

472
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Speaker 5: You get your sleep.

473
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Speaker 4: And he told me he had this brilliant line where

474
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Speaker 4: a mentor of his he said, when his baby was crying,

475
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Speaker 4: he bumped into his mentor and he's like, how's it going.

476
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Speaker 4: It's first four, four or five months in and he said, really, awfully,

477
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Speaker 4: I can't even concentrate at work.

478
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Speaker 5: I've got no sleep. I'm getting up all the time

479
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Speaker 5: to feed the baby.

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Speaker 4: And he said, mate, I remember when I had a

481
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Speaker 4: little kid, And he said, it's really helpful to try

482
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Speaker 4: and reframe that. So when you're lying there and your

483
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Speaker 4: baby wakes you up, rather than going, oh God, I've

484
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Speaker 4: got to go and get you and I've got to

485
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 4: go and take you new mum, that's an amazing moment.

486
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Speaker 9: My baby needs me.

487
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Speaker 5: How cool is this.

488
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Speaker 4: I'm the only person in the world that can actually

489
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Speaker 4: get up and help you and grow you through life.

490
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Speaker 5: No one else on the planet can do it. That's

491
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Speaker 5: my job. And he said it was quite empowering for him.

492
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Speaker 4: As a dad to take that role and grab it

493
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Speaker 4: by the bull by the horns, as opposed to going

494
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Speaker 4: like this, Boddy sucks theory.

495
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Speaker 5: I don't think anyone three am is going.

496
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Speaker 1: Yes, come on, I'm trying. I'm trying.

497
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Speaker 5: Let's go to Brendan. On Brendan, you felt the same thing, yeah.

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Speaker 12: Mate, Yeah, I was. When my wife was pregnant. It

499
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Speaker 12: was I've recently been diagnosed with anxiety and throughout.

500
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Speaker 10: Throughout it's been been a struggle to sort of come to.

501
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Speaker 12: Grips of that and when my wife was pregnant. I

502
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Speaker 12: had a full on breakdown. I've got all my mates

503
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Speaker 12: are going to be gone, Like I'm going to be

504
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Speaker 12: stuck at home. It's it's and I was excited, but

505
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Speaker 12: that was just getting on my mind the whole time.

506
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and ever, like I.

507
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Speaker 12: Had had to sit down and talk to all my

508
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Speaker 12: mates and whatnot. And the first moment as soon as

509
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Speaker 12: my little girl was born, Kara, the first time you

510
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Speaker 12: look at your child, everything just changes. Your whole world changes.

511
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Speaker 12: Is the greatest thing. And I still do everything I

512
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Speaker 12: was doing before. We just have a little, our little

513
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Speaker 12: friend with us.

514
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Speaker 6: Oh that's nice.

515
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Speaker 4: I'll ask for your number of the producers because if

516
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Speaker 4: I look at my child's first thing and everything doesn't change,

517
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Speaker 4: by God, I'll be giving you a call.

518
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Speaker 6: Mate.

519
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Speaker 13: Coming up next Will more Will and Woody the Will

520
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Speaker 13: and Woody Podcast.

521
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Speaker 1: Sexologist Tracy Cox has revealed.

522
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Speaker 4: That three in four women, only one quarter of women

523
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Speaker 4: say that they initiate sex.

524
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Speaker 1: Is that on a regular basis? One quarter of women?

525
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Speaker 5: What's a regular initiate?

526
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Speaker 1: Beards pudding regular?

527
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Speaker 2: But that feels like a vague term. What's a regular bad?

528
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Speaker 5: I'm not going to go into it. Do you just

529
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Speaker 5: have to take me on that. So, look, I think

530
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Speaker 5: that's astonishing to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you.

532
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Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but in my relationship, I'm

533
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Speaker 4: embarrassed to say this, but my partner Sam would initiate

534
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Speaker 4: bopping squirtles.

535
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Speaker 5: Ninety percent of the time.

536
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you've been a bit generous there.

537
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I never have.

538
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

539
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why I think I need to

540
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Speaker 5: be warmed.

541
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know I do. You said often on

542
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Speaker 2: this show that to be honest, and you feel you're.

543
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Speaker 3: Very frank about this, but a lot of the time

544
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: you'd rather have a nice stiff glass of port and

545
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Speaker 3: a good book.

546
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Speaker 1: And we're not a stiff glass report.

547
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Speaker 4: I mean, it'd be a good one to be any

548
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Speaker 4: one of those delicious mother glens they make down in Victoria.

549
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: But either way, it.

550
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Speaker 3: Feels like sometimes it will to me and it's a

551
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Speaker 3: surprise that your partner's printed, because sometimes it.

552
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Speaker 5: Feels to me.

553
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Speaker 1: Years I was trying to figure it out myself. Did

554
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Speaker 1: she get me in my sleep? Baby?

555
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Speaker 3: You know, it feels like you treat sex like an inconvenience.

556
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Speaker 3: If we have to put your book down and take

557
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Speaker 3: your reading glasses.

558
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 4: I think worse than being in the middle of something

559
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Speaker 4: and then thinking about getting your twinkies stinky.

560
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's tough, serious, You've got the things that

561
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Speaker 5: you want to do.

562
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Speaker 2: But look, I'll tell you off. You in my relationship,

563
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Speaker 2: you don't start. It is the initiator, she is, and

564
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 2: that's pretty much all the time I try.

565
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Speaker 5: Can I ask you a personal question, please? If you

566
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Speaker 5: were to initiate, how would you go about it?

567
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Speaker 2: I honestly go about it in a similar way to

568
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Speaker 2: our button push of Joel.

569
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Speaker 1: Tread carefully.

570
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Speaker 5: I'm a married man.

571
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Speaker 1: And I don't do it to him.

572
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Speaker 2: I'm all for what you go over, and I'm similar

573
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Speaker 2: if I'm trying to initiate.

574
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Speaker 1: You told us off Mike.

575
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Speaker 3: After a shower, I just take I just don't put clothes.

576
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Speaker 2: Back on, so I'll have a shower around.

577
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Speaker 1: That's what you do normally before you put your clothes on.

578
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 5: No, but you, but do you like, are you so yeah,

579
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 5: you're going for the tally worker there?

580
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: Or are you going for the helicopter at all?

581
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 4: Like?

582
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 5: Are you doing anything?

583
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 4: No?

584
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 3: I've learned in my younger years that the helicopter is

585
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 3: incredibly unattractive no.

586
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 5: Does that lead to any gland to gland combat or

587
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Speaker 5: is this it does?

588
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it has a high strike rate, but

589
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Speaker 3: sometimes yeah it does. Mim says, my voice changes. I

590
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 3: don't notice this, but Mem says, I start talking in

591
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Speaker 3: a different way, and then I get a look in

592
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Speaker 3: my eyes. You've got to look in your I don't

593
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Speaker 3: know what it's like because I've never tried to have

594
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Speaker 3: sex with myself, and apparently barely my eyes changed and

595
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Speaker 3: my voice. But then I'll just be in the nude, right,

596
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Speaker 3: So convenience is key sort of thing. That's the idea, Okay,

597
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 3: And so I just Joel does the same you're doing.

598
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Speaker 4: I forgot about I was strowing John to the bus

599
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Speaker 4: here and I'll just finish that off if I can.

600
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Speaker 1: You do you do same? You just do the naked me,

601
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Speaker 1: both of you. That's pathetic.

602
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 2: I never initiated, never initiate them.

603
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: Just strut around nude like a gorilla in an enclosure.

604
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 2: That's what God says, animalistic will, that's at its core.

605
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: It is a most animalistic tell me what it is it.

606
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Speaker 4: It's cool forst's sake, all right, here's what I want

607
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Speaker 4: to do, because because I think Tracy Cox reckons three

608
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 4: three and four. Women don't initiate hitting the skins with

609
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Speaker 4: their partner. They don't introduce Charlie on a on a

610
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Speaker 4: frequent basis, And I don't think that's true.

611
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Speaker 5: So what I want to do.

612
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Speaker 1: I want to open up.

613
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Speaker 4: I want to over up to all genders and all

614
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Speaker 4: sexes and all relationships here thirteen one oh six five.

615
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 4: Has your partner got a very funny way, a very embarrassing,

616
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Speaker 4: very awkward, almost slightly.

617
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Speaker 5: Irritating way to initiate sex?

618
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 2: Okay?

619
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to hear from you.

620
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Speaker 5: I don't want to hear the good ones I want.

621
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Speaker 5: And it's probably a go to move Like you two,

622
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 5: you just go for the walk.

623
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Speaker 4: Out of the shower Strata thirty one and six five

624
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Speaker 4: Very safe here.

625
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: How do they go about it?

626
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 4: My partner just says to me, She just turns to

627
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 4: me and said she's Dutch, very literal. She just turns

628
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 4: to me and says to me, maybe not sex in

629
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 4: a while, have we?

630
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 12: Oh?

631
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight to we Haven't that work though, of course

632
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 3: it does.

633
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Speaker 2: I think we overthink it, you know, I think I.

634
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 4: Think there's much thinking going on with yours at all

635
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 4: mat thirty one six five Give a sickle? How does

636
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Speaker 4: your partner initiate locking legs and swapping gravy?

637
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 5: Love to hear me up? Next?

638
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 4: Does your partner try and initiate sex in a very

639
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 4: unsexy way? We're taking those girls thirteen one oh six

640
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 4: five Tracy Cox. Sexologist Tracy Cox seems to suggest that

641
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 4: three and four women don't actually hit the skins initiate

642
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 4: hitting the skins with their.

643
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 5: Partner at all. Yeah, three and four women at all.

644
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 4: And she's said, I get that if you're a woman, quote,

645
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 4: nothing will make more difference to your sex life than

646
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 4: initiating it more often, That's what she said.

647
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 5: But it's very hard.

648
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 4: We all agree, it's very hard, even if you've been

649
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 4: in a relationship for years. It's very we were saying,

650
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 4: just all I feel like we need to laugh. Then

651
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: there has to be a gag.

652
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 5: Breaker has to be a gag.

653
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 2: Because you know, if you're trying too hard, it feels

654
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: a bit off, doesn't it.

655
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Speaker 4: But you can't try too hard because then you make

656
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 4: yourself vulnerable. You put yourself out there. God, I'm trying

657
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 4: to be sexy, and then all of a sudden you're not.

658
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 5: That's a shocking feeling.

659
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 4: You're both in this Mexican standoff where you neither of

660
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 4: you want to initiate, but you both want it.

661
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Speaker 1: Ha mean, how do you get there?

662
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 5: You go for a cheeky gag.

663
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Speaker 4: Woulds you just strut around nude after a shower like

664
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 4: a prize bull, Yeah, like a bit of a prize

665
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: bull a steed if you will. But on the other day,

666
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 4: because you can go too funny, I think, And then

667
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: you laugh too much.

668
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 3: Ude after a shower, And she walks into the bedroom

669
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Speaker 3: and she goes, oh, she whizz, still gonna be a

670
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Speaker 3: wet patch.

671
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: And then she picked up the cat and tried us

672
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Speaker 2: with the cat.

673
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Speaker 4: She thought, I say, when we have a look at

674
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Speaker 4: the other one. All right, so we're taking your cures.

675
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.

676
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Speaker 5: I think it was sub sub all right. So thirty

677
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 5: one and six five was it.

678
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 3: Was?

679
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 4: Oh, all right, we have too much fun. So thirty

680
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: one and six fine. What I'm gonna do here this

681
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 4: is for the benefit of all. We're taking your calls

682
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 4: very unsexy ways that your partner initiates sex. I'm gonna

683
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 4: weave in some of the ones that Tracy Cox has suggested,

684
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 4: which are very sexy, so it'll.

685
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 5: Be quite informative. So I'll kick it off. I'll kick

686
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 5: it off with one of these.

687
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 4: Coxy says, wait until he's on his way out somewhere

688
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 4: of the house. Yep, he can't be late, and then

689
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 4: casually unzip him and take Wow.

690
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 5: Jesus christ Lee.

691
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: How does your partner initiate?

692
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 5: Mate?

693
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 13: So we have the horny Devil and Moji pillow, so whenever,

694
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 13: whenever one of us was in the mood, we just

695
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 13: chuck it on the bed and we just have to

696
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 13: go for it.

697
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: That's actually brilliantly that he's so good.

698
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 4: So it's like you know back in your Lord of

699
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 4: the Rings fans out there, it's like you know when

700
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 4: they like the beacons for minace.

701
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 5: Tiis what's like that?

702
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 6: Ready?

703
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 13: Much works really well.

704
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: That that is brilliantly.

705
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: That is greaty. So how often are you throwing? The bill.

706
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 13: Gets thrown around a lot.

707
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 5: I love that, but again it takes away the conversation.

708
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 5: You're initiating it. All right, I'll hit everyone with a

709
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 5: bit of a coxy special.

710
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 4: Here, don't wear knickers, simple one, you go and take

711
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 4: his hand and put it between ge.

712
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 5: She's vulgar, tracy, she's a sex.

713
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: Oldiers, you know, and she gets comfortable, she normalizes sex.

714
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: Will it's going to be a good You've got a

715
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: strange method for initiating hanky panky.

716
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 14: Yeah, So when my partner and I started going out,

717
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 14: we were obviously getting it on a lot. To add

718
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 14: a joke, a friend got me, as a housewoman, give

719
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 14: a bell that says ring for sex. And that's literally

720
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 14: how we initiate it. So ring a bell could literally

721
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 14: be like we could be watching a movie and one

722
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 14: of us goes into the other room and rings a

723
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 14: bell and like and.

724
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 12: Then we just we just start there. That's what initiates it.

725
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: And it works every time you hear that bell every time.

726
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 9: Every time he ever.

727
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 4: Like three o'clock in the morning and you're just hearing

728
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 4: a jingle from the other room.

729
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 6: Repect sorry again.

730
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 4: Have you ever just like the bell in another room

731
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 4: when you've been in a really awkward position, or he's

732
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 4: got home late at night at something or something.

733
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 14: I know, like there was a time where I was

734
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 14: waiting for a little bit, but it was only because

735
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 14: he was having a cigarette breakoutside and he was just

736
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 14: taking a bit too long, but yeah, but otherwise nothing

737
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 14: then call.

738
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: Him and then just ring a bell rather than say hello.

739
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 12: I should do that. Actually, that was good.

740
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 4: Tomorrow we should tomorrow on the show call the guy

741
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 4: ring a bell, call him from private and we call him.

742
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: Can we call him? Can we call him and ring

743
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: the bell?

744
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 11: Oh?

745
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 6: You could, but I don't know if he'd answer to

746
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 6: a private number.

747
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. We'll do it the scenes.

748
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: I'll fair chat.

749
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 4: Did some great advice there. I'll finish off with what

750
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 4: seriously om that pillow and that bell. That's bloody good stuff.

751
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: Just simplifies it, doesn't it. We both want to do it.

752
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 2: We love each other.

753
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 5: I'll finish off with one from Coxy.

754
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: We don't have to know, we will because they're good.

755
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 5: Souff. Take advantage of him in the morning. Tell him

756
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 5: it would be a shame to mate. Jesus, we know

757
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 5: where that's going.

758
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 4: Partcasting now is Will and Woody one O six five

759
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 4: rackets or roots.

760
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking.

761
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 4: If you've been stooged by one, if you're aware of one,

762
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 4: he'd like to expose one, give us a call right now,

763
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: thank you?

764
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: Which one.

765
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: Done this before? Will done it before I have. Here's

766
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: what we heard.

767
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 11: I had to buy my daughter and I went on

768
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 11: Facebook marketplace she wanted to make transfer got wrought of

769
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 11: the beauty.

770
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 14: I went on a trip to China. There was a

771
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 14: gentleman there selling little pretend bird that was dancing around

772
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 14: in front of him. He must have had fishing line

773
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 14: or something up your sleeves to make it there.

774
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 9: He pulled all of us.

775
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: Wow, Chinese wrought you Hadishra Lankin wrote, we heard about

776
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 4: last week Woods when you effectively bought Princess Diana's.

777
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 7: Absolutely it was enough Princess safires that she wore the

778
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 7: royal absolutely.

779
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 5: Price Diana in Colombo.

780
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: It gets.

781
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 3: I was convinced by the person who sold them to

782
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 3: me that I was lucky because it was a public

783
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 3: holiday that day.

784
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, what's the public holiday for? He goes, oh,

785
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: we just call it half priced sapphire.

786
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 4: Now I've got a bit of a common road, which

787
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 4: I think is I think a lot of people would

788
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: have been victim to.

789
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: I might get you to hold that well, it's not

790
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 2: that good. I want to know. I'm saying I'm going

791
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: to save it. I'm going to a hot Joey, you've

792
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 2: got a racket or a road.

793
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 6: I'm not sure what it is, to be honest, that's fine.

794
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 5: You want to write for him, that's fine.

795
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's why I give you the car and see

796
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 10: if you can help me.

797
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 9: Yeah.

798
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 10: Well, a guy come to my house. We just brought

799
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 10: a house and we're looking to get some shutters done.

800
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 10: We're done to go with carpercor but I lock nine green.

801
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 6: The s guy's coming around to mate, we can do

802
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 6: it for four and a half.

803
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: Jeez, it sounds like sounds like half, is it?

804
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 3: Joe?

805
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 2: So go on, Joe, what happened and a half?

806
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 5: That's expensive? How much Alie's expensive?

807
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 4: Like?

808
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 5: How many rooms are you doing there?

809
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 6: Joe?

810
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 10: I was like five bedroom plus leander and dining room

811
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 10: in that.

812
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Plus the ship out of the back.

813
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 4: I mean, Jesus Christ, all right, four and a half

814
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 4: game seems reasonable for me.

815
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: Well it's fifty percent less than curtain color.

816
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 6: Whoever?

817
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,439
Speaker 9: You said?

818
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: On Joe, Joe, so you've been up for four and

819
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: a half. What happened?

820
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 9: You know?

821
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 6: So I said to the missus, what don't me do it?

822
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 10: You know I got money left over for the mean cave? Then,

823
00:35:55,640 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 10: so it kind of go wrong. I was two grand

824
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 10: deposit and uh will come out in about six twelve weeks.

825
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 10: And because it's takes about that for we delivered because

826
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 10: Corona and that. So there's a bit of hold up

827
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 10: and that's like, yeah, no worries, mate, six, there's no

828
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 10: one knocking.

829
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 6: On the door. He called the number, Joe, Yeah, called

830
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 6: the number just you knowing the ins.

831
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 5: So Joe, how does he how did he know that

832
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 5: you were looking for blind?

833
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 10: I was just he was just doing the knocking the

834
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 10: doors you know themselves.

835
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 6: People were just knocking your door. And so here you going, mate, Wow?

836
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: And you paid him two thousand dollars?

837
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, mate, and he's vanished.

838
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 2: That's that's that's a record.

839
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a racket. That's a criminal.

840
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

841
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 4: Joe.

842
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 2: He's just knocking on random doors.

843
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 11: That bad.

844
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, he hit the jackpot though, didn't he when he

845
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: hit Joe's door? I mean, I feel awful for Joe.

846
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: What are the chances Joe, Joe had just got.

847
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 5: The But what if there was a curtain call?

848
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 4: You mean, was there a was there gold blind blind buzzes?

849
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: Was there a was there a rat in curtain call though,

850
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 4: that's what I'd be. Let's get Joe back. It only

851
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 4: is interesting, Joe, Joe, do you reckon there was a

852
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 4: rat in curtain call who told us, who told them

853
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: to get out there and off of a half place.

854
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 5: Brian's to you because they knew that you were looking

855
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 5: for blinds.

856
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 6: It's too much of a had good chance, a good chance.

857
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 6: Someone had to look into that, mate. Yeah, I was

858
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,479
Speaker 6: down in. My wife said, there's no more mean cave.