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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What were you like at maths? At school? I was

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Speaker 2: terrible and I still am now.

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Speaker 3: I did the entry level one general I failed.

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Speaker 2: Actually I failed maths and just lie to university. I

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Speaker 2: said that I had maths Grade A and I didn't

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Speaker 2: add an E.

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Speaker 3: I still believe there wasn't more of a rigorous process

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Speaker 3: to check.

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Speaker 2: Your So anyway, yesterday I found myself. I went into

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Speaker 2: my daughter's bedroom, which is always an intimidating, intimidating place

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Speaker 2: to go into. Go in and she's lying on the

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Speaker 2: bed on her side with the laptop, faceing on. What

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Speaker 2: are you doing? You watch it so much? She goes, now,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing homework. Went I actually found myself saying what

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Speaker 2: my dad just said to me, sit up straight, so

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Speaker 2: you can't focus on that. I said, what home? What

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Speaker 2: are you doing? So she was doing? She was finishing

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Speaker 2: off something called I wrote it down wreckhead.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember that.

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Speaker 2: Recreational education. I go, that still doesn't make any sense. Sport. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: the old track suit wearing teachers right to glory by

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Speaker 2: you're a pe teacher, It's now called wreck heead Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's pe. We know what it is. Call it what

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Speaker 2: it is? I said, what are you doing on a laptop?

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Speaker 2: Go and we have to do theory now? And they've

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Speaker 2: got theory? What is it? She was doing a risk

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Speaker 2: assessment for a pretend scuba diving trip to the Caribbean.

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Speaker 4: What happened to like a spreadsheet of stuff that she

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Speaker 4: had to do for a fictional Caribbean scuba driving trip.

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Speaker 2: It was amazing.

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Speaker 3: So one of the answers like, check the mask is working,

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Speaker 3: check the oxygen's.

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Speaker 2: For She goes to somewhere, Actually, Dad, you might have

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Speaker 2: be to help with this one. What are some ways

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Speaker 2: that you could avoid being attacked by sharp? So I

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Speaker 2: sat in the middle brainstorm Actually what ac sheally went,

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Speaker 2: Should I put down? Punch it in the eye? I went,

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's the answer that works for Mick Fanning,

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Speaker 2: So I said, well you should maybe can you just

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Speaker 2: say that you know you should check before swimming in

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Speaker 2: these waters? Well, now you can go with these well

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Speaker 2: known shark confessed waters. Then I said, sharks follow very

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Speaker 2: predictable habits. As she went, that's great, as walked out, thinking,

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Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know that at all.

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Speaker 2: I've just said it with confidence. Then the other thing

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Speaker 2: is then she had maths and I know I can

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Speaker 2: out you with this. She was talking about sort of

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Speaker 2: zero and how I do you understand this? Right? I

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Speaker 2: thought one okay time zero is one?

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Speaker 3: No, no one. I remember that one time zero is zero.

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Speaker 2: Half an hour. She then called her big sisters dad

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Speaker 2: and then goes to me, how have you got this

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Speaker 2: file in life? Because my job doesn't involve knowing what

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Speaker 2: one time zero is. It's got no relevance to most

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Speaker 2: people's job. So I say I've got one will I

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Speaker 2: am all right? I times him by nothing. I've still

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Speaker 2: got one will I am. Yeah, I get that.

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Speaker 3: No, No, it's like.

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Speaker 2: I do have will I am all right, So.

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Speaker 3: Let's keep will I am. Sorry. It's like how many

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Speaker 3: groups of will I am? As Christian God? So if

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Speaker 3: you got one times three groups of will I am,

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Speaker 3: you got three will I am? Yes, if you've got

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Speaker 3: one time zero groups, you got no groups of will.

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Speaker 2: But he's there. I've established I've got one, so that

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Speaker 2: I already got the one times okay zero, I've got

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, then what's one times one one one?

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Speaker 2: Because it's there's no increase, the value stays the same.

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Speaker 2: You'll change to somebody because you can't explain. Actually, here's

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Speaker 2: you can't explain, wife, I've got one when I am,

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Speaker 2: it turns it by nothing. I've still got one. Win

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Speaker 2: I am will lost him in the no, you'll talk

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Speaker 2: about subtracting. Now we take from when I am. I've

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Speaker 2: got no will. I am no timing him.

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Speaker 3: I think you don't start with anything. Actually, and the.

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Speaker 2: That's zero Tom zero, there's no will I am. I agree. See,

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Speaker 2: perhaps he gets it.

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Speaker 3: It's actually so stupid that you're starting to make sense.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, what's going on with you?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I went out for a cup of tea yesterday, a

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Speaker 5: lovely cup of peppermint tea at a local cafe.

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Speaker 3: But don't you always feel a bit ripped off of

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Speaker 2: For two dollars, you get like a bag of twenty

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Speaker 2: your finers peppermint tea? Basically I'm nine hundred and five.

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Speaker 5: Well, excuse me, I didn't want a coffee. I wanted

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Speaker 5: something soothing. It was late in the day, my partents,

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Speaker 5: and anyway, this really annoys me. It's happened a couple

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Speaker 5: of times. So when you know, they bring it out

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Speaker 5: So there's the tea.

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Speaker 2: I sure have a girl with them for just trying

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Speaker 2: to be nice service to you, you miserable crow.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, it comes out on the lovely wooden tray, the

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Speaker 5: teapot with the cup and the milk whatever. But they

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Speaker 5: wrap they wrapped the tea bag around the handle.

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Speaker 3: Of the up. Yes, I do that at home as well. Yes,

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Speaker 2: What's he going to do drowning that?

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Speaker 5: But that's the trouble. It doesn't fall enough in. It

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Speaker 5: needs to sit and wallow on the bottom.

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Speaker 2: And may I say percolate, It needs to percolate.

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Speaker 3: There's enough.

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Speaker 2: The very surface level. No, you do all the way

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Speaker 2: and all the way down like there's enough saturation. Don't

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Speaker 2: trust me, you don't. It's about the user experience.

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Speaker 3: What you guys risk is the cardboard bit of the

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Speaker 3: tea getting in your tea?

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Speaker 2: I know? He means you know that, the bit, the

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Speaker 2: dangly bit. What's a word for that?

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Speaker 3: The flat where they put the logo?

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Speaker 5: Actually, what do they call that?

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Speaker 3: If that gets in your tea? Would you still drink it?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: It does all the time.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it could have touched the factory floor, stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: those urchins? So did you what did you do? Go

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Speaker 2: and complain?

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Speaker 5: I didn't complain.

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Speaker 2: Hot water in their face.

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Speaker 5: I had to tangle it and then it broke like

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Speaker 5: hal halfway through the string. So then I got my

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Speaker 5: It was very unsavory.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Hear that Pats the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So today I want to know why did you call

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Speaker 2: us up and go? Christian? I'm years old and I've

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Speaker 2: never so for me, I've never sampled any of the

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Speaker 2: Kernel's Fried Chicken. I've never ever done KOFC, not a

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Speaker 2: fast foods. So now we've done Macca's Red Rooster whatever,

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Speaker 2: but I've never had any of the KFC words. I've

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Speaker 2: never tried any of them.

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Speaker 3: You've got to get into the popcorn chicken.

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Speaker 2: But is it any good than any other fried chicken

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Speaker 2: you get everywhere?

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Speaker 3: No, the Colonel's definitely got his own recipe. That's why

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Speaker 2: Right, That's why I need to try it.

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Speaker 3: And what about you, Joe, Well, that reminds me of

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Speaker 3: another fast food one. I've never had any hamburger from McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Why what, I always go the nux.

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Speaker 2: I love the nuggets there, right, that's my default. But

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Speaker 2: you've got to hang over that. The cheeseburger is there

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Speaker 3: Once I find something I like at actually any restaurant,

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Speaker 3: I'll always default to it. And so no, that is

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Speaker 3: not knowing by that, I'm speechless. So I never had

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Speaker 3: a double Marcle, just always the nugs.

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Speaker 5: Never in Uni days after the big night out home.

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Speaker 2: Really never been tempted, heard the fast the hype over

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Speaker 3: Big Max quarter pounds away, Jack by Night cheese.

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Speaker 2: But what I can tell you, Christian, I'm forty three.

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Speaker 2: I've never been temping bowling. Kelly, Christian, I'm fifty four.

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Speaker 2: Never watched Ferris Butler's Day Off. I can't believe This

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Speaker 2: guy is sixty one, he's never had cheese. What I

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Speaker 2: had cheese within about twenty four hours born cheese. That

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Speaker 2: has to be a deliberate choice, doesn't it. Sixty one?

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Speaker 2: But it's like so many sandwiches and rolls and everything.

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Speaker 2: Cheap pizza. Hey, I can't believe that I'm calling pull

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Speaker 2: on that one. I'm sorry. Christian on forty one. I've

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Speaker 2: never ever sung karaoke. That's from just again. Some of

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Speaker 2: be rum because you never did karaoke. Have you heard

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Speaker 2: doing karaoke? Jamie, what have you never ever done?

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Speaker 8: It's not made. It's actually my roommates. Such mate, he's

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Speaker 8: never had eggs, he's three two.

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Speaker 2: What he's never had any kind of eggs?

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Speaker 8: Nothing. We did eggs all the weekend and he goes,

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Speaker 3: So he's curious about it.

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Speaker 2: Again, what is that he who can say that they

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Speaker 8: Pam, Hi, how are you good?

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Speaker 2: Pam? Are you well?

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Speaker 8: Mankless?

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Speaker 9: Yes, I'm eighty one years old and I've never had

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Speaker 9: pizza and I've never had lasag yet.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Oh I feel jealous. I wish I wish I

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Speaker 9: I'm not I'm not a cheese. Only one type of

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Speaker 9: cheese on fright, And if I had them, they'll have

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Speaker 9: some cheese on them.

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Speaker 8: I don't like it, okay?

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Speaker 2: And what is that one cheese that you've decided to

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Speaker 2: marry for lot?

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Speaker 8: Biggest, strong and bite?

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Speaker 2: I like it too strong and bite.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you you like pizza. Well, I promise you

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Speaker 3: strong like pizza?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, but you'd tell me anything.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, Jack.

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Speaker 2: What about Pam? If we made you using only strong

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Speaker 2: and biting cheese, a strong and bity baga pizza, would

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Speaker 2: you eat it?

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Speaker 8: Then age on and nothing else?

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Speaker 3: You need the tomato pace, but.

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Speaker 2: Some people don't, so you would you don't You don't

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Speaker 2: want the tomato pace with it? No, I wo'd heard

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Speaker 2: you to try it, But what if you liked it?

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Speaker 8: Oh god, I've got to eighty one without it.

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm living to one hundred anyway, So okay, you

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Speaker 3: Someone you say the next couple of years is.

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Speaker 9: The voice if I died you for him one hundred.

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Speaker 9: They've got to just try and keep me alivee somehow,

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Speaker 2: Get you a Domino's order. She's about to cock it.

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Speaker 3: You said twenty minutes or a spree.

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Speaker 2: This old time hasn't got twenty minutes.

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Speaker 3: You need, Peter, You've got honestly so good.

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Speaker 2: You've got to eighty one. You just don't. You just

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Speaker 8: No, all right.

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Speaker 2: So if Pam, if we were to make you this

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Speaker 2: Would you try it?

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Speaker 8: I'll try it? Yes, I would, all right.

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Speaker 9: At okay, cool, bye, It's not amazing.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast What Went in Your Mouth? We have an email

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Speaker 2: to get us going today from Lorena Christian. When I

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Speaker 2: right at the top of a pigeon flew smack bang

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Speaker 2: then obviously it's filling the mouth. I would guess you'd

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Speaker 2: you've got a story about what is it a blowfly?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh.

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Speaker 5: When I was about eleven, I was in a highland

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Speaker 2: People don't know this about Patsy high level Wen't you

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Speaker 2: like the state champion? Yeah that's correct, Yes, just could

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Speaker 5: Oh that's a bit more medieval though, No I need baghip. No,

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Speaker 5: that's more irish. That's throwing you, hasn't it. Ah, there

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Speaker 5: we go me arties irate.

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Speaker 2: It's a pirate what old hities.

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Speaker 5: A blow fight in the mouth now anyway, So I

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Speaker 2: So from the hidens.

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Speaker 5: This massive, you know, not like a normal fly that's small.

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Speaker 5: Blowflies are big and fat and chunky.

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Speaker 2: They are.

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Speaker 10: Away.

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Speaker 5: It's gone in my mouth. Luckily, with the fling, at

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Speaker 5: every time I went turned with my back to the judge,

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Speaker 5: I tried to cough and splutter it out of my mouth.

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Speaker 5: Well, the thing with Scottish dancing is you have to

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Speaker 2: Stone course, you've got poker face again, a stone face.

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Speaker 5: You're not going yeah, no, no expression. You're not meant

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Speaker 5: it buzzing, buzzing around and like hitting the walls of

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Speaker 3: So when you were facing four you're just letting.

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Speaker 2: It rattling around like a little pee in a carb

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Speaker 5: And then suddenly towards the end of the dance it

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Speaker 2: That is a metaphor for how Patsy deals with rivals.

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Speaker 2: It died in me and four marks and.

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Speaker 3: As I actually did win.

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Speaker 2: What Went in Your Mouth? Hello, Angela.

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Speaker 6: I was about eight months pregnant and asleep and it

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Speaker 6: was a hot night and I was woken to a

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Speaker 6: turned the light on to find that it was a cockcroaching.

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Speaker 3: Probably worse than it could have been.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it might have been a huntsman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Sarah, a spider or a snake. Yeah. I

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Speaker 2: among those old snakies getting in my mouth and living

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Speaker 3: Sarah, take my mouth shut, she would, Angela, what.

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Speaker 2: Did you do? Well?

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Speaker 9: I threw it and stomped on it.

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Speaker 6: Luckily I hadn't, I hadn't actually crunched down on it

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, she cool have a nice weekend

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Speaker 2: you too. Thanks this yet, So what went in your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't me.

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Speaker 6: It was I work in dental and the dentist that

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Speaker 10: Extraction on a passion so removing a tooth.

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Speaker 6: This was in the days before mask wearing, and she's

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Speaker 10: It was really difficult.

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Speaker 6: She looks at the end.

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Speaker 9: Of the forceps what you used to take the tooth

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Speaker 2: Blood's yea.

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Speaker 3: The feeling of tooth on your teeth, it's worse than

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Speaker 10: We've heard it really is at all sorts of wrong.

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Speaker 6: I'd been just taking my mouth out every day for.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, I don't think you'd never forget that happened.

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Speaker 2: Best day you remember.

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Speaker 6: No, it wasn't even me, and I was mortified.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and this is a great story though. Thanks for

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Speaker 9: Thanks guys, you too, Andrea, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, So off you go. What went in

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Speaker 10: Well, I was about sixteen at the time, and I

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Speaker 10: We had the sun roof open and it was just

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Speaker 8: Dad's a bit of a joke.

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Speaker 10: I told a bit of a joke. I tipped my

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Speaker 10: head back to laugh, and the bird decided to poop

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Speaker 10: direct hit right into my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Wow, bulls eye. I thought it was all part of

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Speaker 10: I didn't know what was worse because my dad, obviously,

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Speaker 10: I was screaming. My dad wrapped out thirty hanky.

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Speaker 8: Oh God, all.

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Speaker 2: Of this is rough. The birdpoo and then the dad's

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Speaker 2: old manky hanky. There's been in thirty years dried up snot.

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Speaker 1: From Christian Connell's show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, Let's talk about the messiness of being a human

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Speaker 2: being a grown up, which is a lot of undignified

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Speaker 2: and humiliating moments for me. It's a couple of years

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Speaker 2: ago it's the morning after my wife's fiftieth when I

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Speaker 2: killed my back trying to lift a couch by myself.

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Speaker 2: I had a hangover. I should have waited for support.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I'll just get this done one there's thing

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Speaker 2: to do. I had a terrible hangover my back. I'm

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Speaker 2: just pinged something something very bad happened and I had

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Speaker 2: to not just take a knee, I had to actually

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Speaker 2: hour age I still couldn't get up, and my wife said,

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Speaker 2: I think we need to call the paramedics. I went,

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Speaker 2: I'll be fine. It's just given another half an hour.

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Speaker 2: She rang the non emergency number and they said, can

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Speaker 2: your husband get up? Unaided to go the toilet, and

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Speaker 2: I said, to my sort of not, actually, I can't

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Speaker 2: I just needed to go to the toilet. I just

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Speaker 2: isn't relevant. I just atfied moment it was actually a

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Speaker 2: salad ball. Patsy hasn't been replaced. Sometimes when mother in

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Speaker 2: law comes around. I go, that's the bowl and I

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Speaker 2: feel so good. That's the apple side of vinega. Jackie.

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Speaker 2: That's undignified. When you're lying on your own lounge from

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Speaker 2: floor on your side, go and look away, look away

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Speaker 3: And I guess then it's her job to pick the ball,

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Speaker 3: take the.

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Speaker 2: Boy away and chuck it out in the garden. Then

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Speaker 2: I had to go call the paramedics, will down my

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Speaker 3: You didn't see what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, all right, So we're looking for what store

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Speaker 2: in life where it was this undignified, no judgments here.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast, Rack.

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Speaker 2: Out your undignified life moment. What happened?

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Speaker 11: I was traveling home on the train from work, just

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Speaker 11: struttling all my work gear that altogether a seat on

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Speaker 11: people sort of looking at me, and I was thinking, okay,

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Speaker 8: It was note by.

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Speaker 11: Jumping in my face. And then I noticed that one

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Speaker 11: I have not noticed I run with it all that way.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, so what the only really was just one

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Speaker 2: of those days when you're in your own head you

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Speaker 11: Well, I think it was a three dollar Bali sunglasses.

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Speaker 3: Ability to see that one eye shaded and one.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't the races all day. That's the sort

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Speaker 2: of image that defines it. There's the police have been

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Speaker 2: pushed over and there's a lady with only one ray ban.

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Speaker 2: That's remarkable.

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Speaker 11: I'm blaming Bali.

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Speaker 1: Why are all.

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Speaker 3: These half shaded people looking at me?

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Speaker 2: Raqueal, that's a great story. Thank you very much for sharing, mate,

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Speaker 2: Thank you Mick. What is your undignified life moment?

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Speaker 11: Hi?

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Speaker 7: Guys, here we go on.

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Speaker 2: We're good mat So what have you got mate?

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Speaker 7: Well, I was working on nursery a number of years ago,

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Speaker 7: I ended up on the ground, standing up with a

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Speaker 7: six foot star picket through the back of my pants

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Speaker 7: and the only way to extricate myself was to remove

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Speaker 7: my boots and my trousers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your story, jess as I was getting me

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Speaker 2: trouser down. That's your story, the sticking to it.

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Speaker 7: You're on a path with a group of customers.

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Speaker 2: Host your own Petarde.

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Speaker 7: Two didn't waved and I had to explain myself in

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Speaker 7: the office later on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tribunal sounds like a story by the time I

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Speaker 2: got to ask, be too polished if you ask me.

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