WEBVTT - MINI: Crush Confessions

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Jartney's to speak to

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<v Speaker 2>me about something. What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>You know how we were talking about posters on your

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<v Speaker 3>bedroom wall as we were kids. The other day I

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<v Speaker 3>had Kylie Minogue and Suzannah Hoffs came up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that name was the most frequent one from people

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<v Speaker 4>of the eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't really know what the Bengals look like because

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<v Speaker 3>I was born in eighty seven, so I missed the Bengals.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night I got served a YouTube clip of the

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<v Speaker 3>Bengals playing Manic Monday Live. I go, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 3>this would be a good chance to see what Susannah

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<v Speaker 3>Hoffson actually looks like in real life, because everybody's raving

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<v Speaker 3>about Susannah Hoffs. Then I go down a bit of it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a current day one. She looks great. She's almost sixty,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, and she looks fantastic. I go down a

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<v Speaker 3>wormhole looking at their clips and go back into the eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a clip from nineteen eighty eight. They're playing on

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<v Speaker 3>a Dutch TV show, the song in Your Room Susannah Hoffs,

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<v Speaker 3>lead singer of the be and she's doing these sideway

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<v Speaker 3>looks at the camera like really sultry.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows you're watching.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a crush on the nineteen eighty eight Susanna Hoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had two posters on my bedroom wall, Kelly

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<v Speaker 2>LeBrock and Susanna Hoffs.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. I had one on the left one on the right,

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<v Speaker 4>So wherever I looked, my ladies were that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like my teenage bedroom was a Harien Me, Susannah

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<v Speaker 2>Hoffs and Kelly LeBrock.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm happy to clear my wall, don't I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even need a secondary person, happy to.

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<v Speaker 4>Just Susannah Hoffs has been in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess, like twenty odd years, Jack, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>now retroactively.

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<v Speaker 4>Also fancy get off my woman? Well he's fine, you've

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<v Speaker 4>had it.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like you've had her for thirty years.

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<v Speaker 4>So we belong together, Jack, Me and Susannah Hoffs.

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<v Speaker 3>But can you do this? Can you go and have

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<v Speaker 3>a crush on someone from the past, from a different era,

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't know, I don't know. I just kept

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<v Speaker 3>going after video walk like an Egyptian manic Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I suggest to not go anywhere near the solo

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<v Speaker 2>song she had come and get yours on my side

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<v Speaker 2>of the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now I'm very interested.

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<v Speaker 2>That was her song, and that was a teenage boy

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I think I actually fainted when I saw

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<v Speaker 2>the video for that.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it about her looking down the barrel of

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<v Speaker 3>stop it?

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<v Speaker 4>My mind is spinning right now.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of years ago I actually got to interview

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<v Speaker 2>the other lady on my wall, Kelly Lebroc, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>she was lovely, right, she was really really funny. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>couple of hours later, right, my producer, cause goes, Kelly LeBrock,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to take up for dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, oh now wait wait wait you're married obviously now yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well come on.

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<v Speaker 4>This is this? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>The thirteen year old meet trempt of this. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>shaken as I go what do you mean? She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>she really loves it, she finds English people charming. She'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to thank you and take you up for dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, well all right, and he goes, here's

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant she's going to be at this time. Her

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<v Speaker 2>managers going to be there for a bit, just for drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's gonna then he has to go. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally I can almost like this is it. Life has

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<v Speaker 2>been finally so kind to me. I think I better

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<v Speaker 2>check with my actual wife that she's okay with me

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<v Speaker 2>going out with a woman that I fancy for thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>But surely she's not going to get away of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing's actually going to happen. But anyway, it turns up

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<v Speaker 2>my wife had a huge problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Really his story all these years, you think you know

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<v Speaker 1>someone and you want to get in the way of

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<v Speaker 1>me hanging out with Kelly Lebrot, will shame on you,

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<v Speaker 1>so called wife and which we put this in the vowels.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcasts asked the question, can you have a crush on

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<v Speaker 2>somebody fancies? Crush on someone just feels like an old

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<v Speaker 2>even I said that out loud, and we've been saying it.

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<v Speaker 4>It just it just dates us.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids say, there's no crush talk.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to crush on that little boys good.

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<v Speaker 2>At the moment, no one says crush anymore. It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to pass away with us. But anyway, can you ever

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<v Speaker 2>crush just keep the the war going? Can you ever

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<v Speaker 2>cross on someone from a different era, Patsy, Have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever fancied someone from a different.

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<v Speaker 5>Era Clint Eastwood, particularly in the seventies Harbor Harba again?

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<v Speaker 4>Worse than that, I mean, I literally know what it's saying.

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<v Speaker 5>These dates stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never actually, outside of like a high school eighties movie,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen I've never seen outside of that fake

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<v Speaker 2>world of Hollywood, anyone say hubbaba other than pats It's

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<v Speaker 2>not even an austraining thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard it anywhere in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Beautiful looking man, stunning man, right, talented and clever and jack.

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<v Speaker 4>And I just ask back to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Her first name, which is obviously airbrushed out there because

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<v Speaker 2>you've obviously had a look at what he looked like

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<v Speaker 2>in his so called prime, Blake Carrington from Dynisee in

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<v Speaker 2>the eighties.

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<v Speaker 4>Now silver Fox. Well, it was a granddad in it.

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<v Speaker 4>He was. It was not even gray haired. He was

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<v Speaker 4>an old dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Super old man.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's old man. How insulting man? Is that what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in your phone? Mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Way?

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<v Speaker 4>Young old man, the yog, the young old man.

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<v Speaker 2>Blake Carrington is a really old He was an old,

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<v Speaker 2>crusty dude.

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<v Speaker 5>He wasn't crusty he was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a great white old old granddad dynasty was

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<v Speaker 2>a walking car judging.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you have a crush on him now or

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<v Speaker 3>you have on him there?

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<v Speaker 5>Then I did, But Clint, Clint is still the flame

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<v Speaker 5>is still as strong as ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack. You know what it is. I've got it now.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a type here, isn't it? You like nearly dead

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<v Speaker 4>old man.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you imagine that you sort of go out together,

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<v Speaker 2>they die, you get all the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 5>A black widow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday after the.

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<v Speaker 2>Show we were chatting to her about wedding rings, and

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<v Speaker 2>you remember she's I like a giant.

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<v Speaker 4>A big one. It's like a dumb bell. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>and also something to smash someone in the face.

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<v Speaker 5>With christ Christian i'connell

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