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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So that's the story of your weekend in three words

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Speaker 1: texted to me your three word weekend four seven five

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Speaker 1: three one o four three. My three word weekend really

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Speaker 1: is about what happened Friday, and it's good people everywhere

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Speaker 1: right now. It's there's a lot of very scary things

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Speaker 1: happening in the world right now, but we have to

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Speaker 1: remind us outs that there are good people everywhere. I

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Speaker 1: saw this on Friday. So last week we were doing

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Speaker 1: the show in Sydney and I wasn't very well, and

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Speaker 1: even when I did the show Thursday. On Friday, I

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Speaker 1: felt even worse Friday, and so user Kaitlin had to

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Speaker 1: remind me of what my flight time was, and it

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Speaker 1: was an hour earlier than I thought, and so it

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Speaker 1: was a chaos even getting to the airport much. So

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Speaker 1: you know, everything is on our phones now, boarding passes,

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Speaker 1: phone numbers, credit cards. I get to Sydney Airport and

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Speaker 1: I go to grab my phone to scam my boarding pass.

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Speaker 1: So I can get the ticket to put my suitcase.

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Speaker 1: And then I realized some utter horror, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've left my phone in.

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Speaker 3: The in the U.

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Speaker 1: Now it wasn't I'd got an Uber to the airport,

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Speaker 1: and then the uber driver accidental dropped me off at

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Speaker 1: the wrong terminal, and so I then just went outside

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Speaker 1: the front of the wrong terminal, and there was a

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Speaker 1: kind taxi driver who said, it's all the way over there.

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Speaker 1: He went, hey, listen you, I could see you running late.

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Speaker 2: Get in.

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Speaker 1: I'll drive you around there now for free. It's a

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Speaker 1: lovely guy called Michael. So anyway, we go around there,

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Speaker 1: and then I leg it out and obviously I realized,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't have this Michael's phone number.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the taxi company was. He's got

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Speaker 1: my phone. I can't well, I'm not going to get

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Speaker 1: on this plane. And then of course everything is on

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Speaker 1: their credit cards. Everything. I'm thinking, what do I what

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Speaker 1: youn't actually do?

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Speaker 2: I'm completely rendered you and I was sweating.

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Speaker 1: I was really unawell. I remember just rest in my

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Speaker 1: head against a pillar. You know what you're like. There's

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Speaker 1: a voice in every Disney movie there's some young princess

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Speaker 1: who has to spend that night in the forest, and

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Speaker 1: she like rests her head on a on a on

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Speaker 1: a tree trunk or a boulder, and some animal or

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Speaker 1: some spirit comes along and helps them through that dark

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Speaker 1: night in the forest. It's suddenly, suddenly, as I literally

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Speaker 1: was like sweating with the temperature, go I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what I could have got no money on me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone's phone numbers. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: wife's phone numbers. How am I going to get She's like,

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Speaker 1: what am I going to do? I'm just leaning forward

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Speaker 1: on a pillar at Sydney Airport sweating. I felt terrible,

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Speaker 1: really not well. And then suddenly there's a hand on

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Speaker 1: my shoulder. I look around. It's this man Michael again,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, it's me and I went. He goes,

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Speaker 1: I got your phone with so much so get this.

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Speaker 1: I go, Michael, I haven't got any money on me.

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Speaker 1: He goes, Oh no, I don't want I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do I believe that Karmen comes around. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. I was just thinking, how the hell is

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Speaker 1: he going to get on his play? I went, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't going to be able to get on the plane,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, by the way, do you mind me

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Speaker 1: just asking what is the after shave right that you've

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Speaker 1: got on right now? I said, I don't really like

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Speaker 1: to tell people, is this? He goes, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that one before. I went actually

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Speaker 1: to know what and I had a virtually brand new

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Speaker 1: bottle of it right and I said, take this as payment.

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Speaker 1: He took it.

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Speaker 2: You didn't even do the dance where he goes, oh no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Years ago that used to be ancient. Was it the

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Speaker 1: bartering system where you might give someone three chickens? Now

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Speaker 1: he's got some. He's got an brandy bottle of a

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Speaker 1: soops after shave. I thought, you go, I no, I

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Speaker 1: can't rush, and he was like, it is actually quite

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Speaker 1: an unusual and I've never heard of it. I'll take that,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. He's now got my essence driving

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Speaker 1: around and pressing people in Sydney series of events. Yes,

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Speaker 1: good people everywhere. Thank you so much. Michael Aria. What's

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Speaker 1: your three word weekend?

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Speaker 2: Zumba? I went to my first ever zumber class, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Saying you can get schooled in an ik UFC fight

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Speaker 1: or schooled in a sporting arena, schooled at Zumba.

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Speaker 2: It felt like I was in a UFC arena Christian.

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Speaker 1: This weekend we lost Chuck Norris, and you're telling me

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Speaker 1: about getting He's spinning in his grave right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you he wouldn't have survived fifteen minutes with

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Speaker 3: these old deers.

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Speaker 2: At Zumba. It was full on.

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Speaker 3: I rock up and I'm a pretty fit thirty three

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Speaker 3: year old. I look around the class mostly. I'd actually

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Speaker 3: probably say fifty year old mums is sort of the core.

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Speaker 2: Demo su patronizing old DearS. No, yeah, old DearS wasn't accurate.

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Speaker 2: Old he is not accurate. They were They were fit

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Speaker 2: mums and is not old dear. I know I attract

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Speaker 2: old dear. I attracted Patsy shitting me daggers do the window.

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Speaker 3: But I thought I'm pretty fit. I'm gonna I'll be

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Speaker 3: you know, I'll be in good standing here. I might

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Speaker 3: even be running rings around these ladies. Three songs in,

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Speaker 3: I am gasping for air. It's so hard.

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Speaker 2: But I was like on my haunches, like scrambling for water.

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Speaker 2: And what were they doing to you?

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Speaker 1: Squio Squirlrio did getting.

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Speaker 3: Oh, these women had barely broken a sweat. They were

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Speaker 3: looking at me like you are pathetic, Like.

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Speaker 2: Well, welcome to the jungle fit they are. They are

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Speaker 2: so fi.

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Speaker 1: What is its aerobics? Isn't it?

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Speaker 3: It's aerobics, But I think it's a Latin infused It's

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Speaker 3: a lot of sort of grooving shaking, A lot, I

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Speaker 3: must say, there's no other way to say it.

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Speaker 2: A lot of ash shaking. It is. I would say

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Speaker 2: seventy percent.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's actually creepy for they didn't know where to

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Speaker 1: burn around, you know, upskirting at the back.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, but I did feel very you

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Speaker 3: don't know where to look because it's very If there

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Speaker 3: was me and my gay partner, we were definitely outnumbered.

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Speaker 1: They must have been looking at you go. I think

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Speaker 1: they've got the wrong book. Isn't that the guy that

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Speaker 1: won the Hudson looking like last weekend? Once he gets

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Speaker 1: at my glue burn

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