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Speaker 1: Christian.

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Speaker 2: Welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: No, do not judge me. I'm not taking the posters down,

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Speaker 3: no one.

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Speaker 4: I don't want a robot nanny, like a robo missus Delf, Hello,

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Speaker 4: Ja Dan.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold four point three, Thy.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show, Tuesday morning, Come on in,

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, Good morning Christian. I've gotta be aswing before

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Speaker 4: we get into today's show. I feel followed out. Yesterday

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Speaker 4: I had to I had to go and speak to

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Speaker 4: my teenage daughters. I'm only saying it like that, like it.

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Speaker 4: I can only speak to them occasionally that once a

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Speaker 4: month it's my turn to speak to them. But it

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Speaker 4: was a speech to them. My wife and I decided.

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Speaker 4: She decided it was best that I tried to broker

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Speaker 4: some news that they wouldn't like that I needed their

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Speaker 4: agreement on, and normally my wife does this, but it

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Speaker 4: was such a hard almost. I don't know if you've

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Speaker 4: ever seen the movies John Wi John Wick used to

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Speaker 4: work for the mafia, and so he wants to suddenly

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Speaker 4: leave being their hit man, and they say you can

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Speaker 4: only go if you do this impossible job. He does

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Speaker 4: the impossible job, and he's single handedly by his own

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Speaker 4: John Wick sealth kills sixty eight gangsters. Okay, they're so

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Speaker 4: amazed by this, they go, you can leave in peace.

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Speaker 4: We won't hurt you. Sarah gave me the equivalent of

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Speaker 4: the impossible job. Yesterday. I had to John Wickett and

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Speaker 4: what I realized ten minutes in trying to debate were

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Speaker 4: two teenagers who have been trained by the mother in

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Speaker 4: the art of arguing. I'm not John Wick. They were

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Speaker 4: black belts. Actually I thought I was the black belt

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Speaker 4: and they're the white belts. I got hand in my backside. Jack.

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Speaker 3: So did she send you in?

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Speaker 4: No, I said, I said, you know what, Okay, all right, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've got this. I can do this. Actually, sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 4: sometimes you get into it like it's like a script

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Speaker 4: with them. You're all start yelling to each other. Sometimes

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Speaker 4: there's a different wind. I think sometimes, you know, I

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Speaker 4: can be calmer. So goes, do you know what? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you do it. She didn't even debate, and allmou to go, no,

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Speaker 4: we should do it together. She went, yeah, you do it.

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Speaker 4: In fact, I won't even be in the house. That's

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Speaker 4: when my backside started to go, what where would he be?

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Speaker 4: She goes, I'm just gonna go right and then text

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Speaker 4: me when it's done. And I'm like, oh god, we've

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Speaker 4: never been in this situation. Oh do you I need

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Speaker 4: to her something or have a few keywords to And

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Speaker 4: so I did actually spend five minutes going Okay, what

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Speaker 4: is my strategy here? That went out the window the

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Speaker 4: moment they sensed fear that they're animals just that. Then

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Speaker 4: when I come, I was like, hey, Liten, you know

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Speaker 4: I need to have a chat. And I I had

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Speaker 4: accidentally brought in a notepad that I'd written down a

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Speaker 4: couple of words right, just to remember rather than facts.

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Speaker 4: I was sudden, like Mike Pence going out there to

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Speaker 4: looking at notes, blinking into the light. And they went

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Speaker 4: and I started to talk. I can't get into the

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Speaker 4: details of it, but I started to talk about and

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Speaker 4: they went, wait, where's Mum. I went, She's she's out

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Speaker 4: at the moment, she's gone for a dog walk, and

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Speaker 4: they go, I bet she is. They knew that I've

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Speaker 4: been pushed over the top.

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Speaker 3: A cannon from the front line, and I thought was this.

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Speaker 4: Part of my wife's meta stratched out. She knew I'd

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Speaker 4: get my arse, hadded to me. We then have the

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Speaker 4: broker some awful peace deal that actually needed to get to,

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Speaker 4: and I was just the patsy in this. The Lee

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Speaker 4: Harvey Olswald.

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Speaker 3: So do you have any negotiation skills when it came

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Speaker 3: do they eat you alive?

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Speaker 4: I thought I did. I thought I did. It was

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Speaker 4: so bad for the first time ever in a and

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Speaker 4: I don't shout at them right, but yesterday was the

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Speaker 4: first time work for forty five minutes. It was like

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Speaker 4: a running battle with protesters throwing stuff and smashing windows.

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Speaker 4: And they were laid out on their bed. They weren't

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Speaker 4: was pacing up and down right in the defense trial

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Speaker 4: They're just like laid back, like they were just sort

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Speaker 4: really sort of stinging smart comebacks. And in the end

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Speaker 4: is getting? Really? This is getting really unpleasant? Now I'm gonna,

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Speaker 4: just need to take an hour. And they were like,

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Speaker 4: so they actually made me walk out.

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Speaker 3: The room john Wick has failed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I take to my wife and went, it

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Speaker 4: couldn't have gone any worse. They've made me tap out

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Speaker 4: and retreat. Hat to retreat. We all ate dinner in silence,

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Speaker 4: which never happened to our house, right, which is really sad.

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Speaker 4: And then afterwards I went, right, we need to talk

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Speaker 4: the air. Then it was another hour. Then my wife

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Speaker 4: I then don't know. They then storm off. I'm left

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Speaker 4: the hell is going on? I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 4: know who to go and calm down first, So I go,

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Speaker 4: I'm go to my wife. She's scarier. She then says,

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Speaker 4: say we're not gonna do it anymore. I've got to

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Speaker 4: go back up there now with a compromise. So I

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Speaker 4: just about to come down and apologize to you, and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, damn it, I've timed it wrong. I've

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Speaker 4: never had the joint apology.

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Speaker 3: And you put up the white flag first. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't. I just every day there's something with you,

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Speaker 3: and I look at parenting when I look at you.

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Speaker 4: And I have to be honest. Five minutes later, I said, right,

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Speaker 4: do you know what? You're not doing anything mean? It's okay,

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Speaker 4: it's just it's just annoying for Mom and I. But

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Speaker 4: you're not doing anything wrong. You're good kids. And so

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Speaker 4: we all had a hug that Jack is what it

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Speaker 4: is to be a Parent's for the hug two hours. Yes,

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Speaker 4: it's just life. They're not doing anything mean. And also

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Speaker 4: I had to keep reminding myself, do you know how

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Speaker 4: what you were like at fifteen seventeen? You didn't give

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Speaker 4: a zero? You didn't care about your parents. You did,

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Speaker 4: a teenager is yourself and they even a shit year. Right,

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Speaker 4: I've not been able to do you want to do

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Speaker 4: they deserve to do. They they know was a fair,

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Speaker 4: it was the right note. They're not doing anything wrong,

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Speaker 4: and then we might not like it. That's part a

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Speaker 4: bit apparent, as you will find out over the journey

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Speaker 4: of you being a dad that starts next year. It's

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Speaker 4: not really a compromise, you know. Sometimes you just have

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Speaker 4: to get to a place where it isn't about being

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Speaker 4: right anymore. You just want to be happy. That is

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Speaker 4: today's dad lesson for you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you should have just tapped out earlier, because that's

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Speaker 3: two hours wasted. You know what I did yesterday? Watched

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Speaker 3: the new series of Succession?

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Speaker 4: Ah yeah, no, I still managed to do time for that. Brilliant,

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Speaker 4: wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: It's so good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very good.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: What's going on with You? Jackie boy? So you saw

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Speaker 4: a Succession yesterday? Great and you were only for the

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Speaker 4: third season.

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Speaker 3: Loved it. If anybody's going to watch it, it's on Binge.

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Speaker 3: And I even went on YouTube and found this guy

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Speaker 3: made a fifteen minute recap of everything that happened in

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Speaker 3: season two. So brought me up to speed this it's

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Speaker 3: such a dense show. Brought me up to speed with

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Speaker 3: what happens. And now we're hit season one, season three,

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Speaker 3: episode one last night and they are doing that weekly release.

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Speaker 3: I guess are they?

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Speaker 4: Everyone's doing that?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: I hate it. I was reasonable, isn't it to demand

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Speaker 4: that you you email it to me personally all your

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Speaker 4: work so I can watch it over one night and

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Speaker 4: then go I neat more content.

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Speaker 3: Hey, where do you stand on this? I got a

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Speaker 3: call from producer Tom yesterday, which I never get a

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Speaker 3: call from Tom. He always goes to the main man,

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Speaker 3: which is you, And so I thought, oh, I'll have

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Speaker 4: It's never good news, is it's it's Yesterday's call was

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Speaker 4: not good news.

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Speaker 3: I was just had just come out of the shower

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Speaker 3: when he called, and I was airing myself out on

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Speaker 3: the bed. I was like, you let.

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Speaker 4: Nature try you lazy try that, lazy you dry me? Natures?

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Speaker 3: Do you never do that? Just lie on the bed

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Speaker 3: for a bit afterwards?

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Speaker 4: No, because the better get all damn.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I give myself a cursory dry.

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Speaker 4: With they and the cursory with a towel.

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Speaker 3: Then I just line the bed for a bit just

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Speaker 3: to air out.

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Speaker 4: No, like a soggy dog. It's just come out.

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Speaker 3: I'm dry, I'm dry ish. But clothes on, No, because

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Speaker 3: that then you can't air Then the wind doesn't flow

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Speaker 3: through the body the wing.

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Speaker 4: What do you live on a ranch or something?

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Speaker 3: This isn't the point of it. The point is I.

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Speaker 4: Think the point is were you naked and you took

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Speaker 4: his call?

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Speaker 3: I took his call naked and I didn't tell.

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Speaker 4: You got to pant up. I wouldn't want to be naked.

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Speaker 4: I'd feel vulnerable.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I did feel weird, and I didn't actually really

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Speaker 3: I thought, this is weird that I'm naked.

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Speaker 4: Why did you take well, why didn't you let it

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Speaker 4: ring out and put some clothes on? Conduct? But he's

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Speaker 4: a business coluge.

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Speaker 3: I never get a call from Tom, so I thought

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Speaker 3: this is really important, like he needs my advice on

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Speaker 3: something he needs.

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Speaker 4: Take an important business call naked? Would you have put

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Speaker 4: some pants on? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Just underwear is acceptable for next time.

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Speaker 4: No, I'll be honest. Sometimes you know we think, oh, look,

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Speaker 4: it's something to do with workers. It's a kind of

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Speaker 4: transactional call. I've taken his call sometimes and I've been

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Speaker 4: on the toilet.

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Speaker 3: But people know when you're on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: I don't think they do. I think if you called me,

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Speaker 4: you wouldn't. I think I've become a master of of

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Speaker 4: conducting quite a lot of business from the toy echo.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, no, no, no, no, no, mine isn't. And I

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Speaker 4: know how to muffle. I do a crouch and I

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Speaker 4: Whoa, he's got one? What daddy call?

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Speaker 4: Time now for us to put four songs or song

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Speaker 4: The four songs, the four contenders this morning are Chilli

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Speaker 4: I've never given someone a present, especially adult life, and

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Speaker 4: Yes, non serious reasons. I'm serious, fun.

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Speaker 4: Let's be honest. He's funny when you see just a

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Speaker 4: Jack and I just spun the weird of four tunes

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Speaker 4: it was like there was a lot of rain. But

439
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Speaker 4: that wasn't one of the fine by the way, why

440
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Speaker 4: it was relevant. I mean, if it had been dry,

441
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Speaker 4: who's fighting on a nice day? Rain makes me will

442
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Speaker 4: to throw haymakers? Contu goers, gentleman, she was steaming drug.

443
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Speaker 4: I mean, like no excuse for it. But I mean,

444
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Speaker 4: do you remember even the bouncers, they told hely calmed down,

445
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Speaker 4: then they walked off because even they I've got a

446
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Speaker 4: couple of friends of one who have been bouncers and

447
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Speaker 4: always said that when they get scared going to break

448
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Speaker 4: up girls more than does because the dudes will just

449
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Speaker 4: afterwhile they will stop. When they were it's like an

450
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Speaker 4: alpha thing. When there was this bigger men than then

451
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Speaker 4: they're stop words. The girls don't care. They will scratch

452
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Speaker 4: the guys. They will just tack. One bounce in front

453
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Speaker 4: of mine exactly went to a break up two women

454
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Speaker 4: in nightclub? Fight are they? They then attacked him, Yeah, right,

455
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Speaker 4: and then he actually retreats and they have this like

456
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Speaker 4: emergency button. They pressed that the police have he had

457
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Speaker 4: to get back up. He said he didn't. He didn't

458
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Speaker 4: hear the end of it. This stick from his mates.

459
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Speaker 4: For a year, they still had an audio him going

460
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Speaker 4: how to attack by two women like Banshee's just on him,

461
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Speaker 4: scratching him, trying to rip his eyes out.

462
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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you remember the girl Elton

463
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Speaker 3: John was so short that she stood on a.

464
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Speaker 4: Chair amazing leavere Adasanya would take his head off. That that

465
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Speaker 4: kind of style bending going on. Yeah, we actually saw

466
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Speaker 4: and out and Chonky. I mean he was fighting at

467
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Speaker 4: a Rocketman show and this woman so up just started

468
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Speaker 4: they were and then they were both throwing like hooks

469
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Speaker 4: and bunches.

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Speaker 3: Well they were friends, I've got do you think they

471
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Speaker 3: were friends? They came together. Yeah, we saw him.

472
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Speaker 4: Still got so much to learn about Australia. So the

473
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Speaker 4: sign of friendship here is throwing down chonky but only

474
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Speaker 4: when it rains. Only got to you about that rain

475
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Speaker 4: is relevant to the story. What's this strange thing you've

476
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Speaker 4: seen at the show?

477
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Speaker 3: I've seen the lead singer of a band crowdsaucing from

478
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Speaker 3: the audience, trying to crowdsource money.

479
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Speaker 4: What do you mean to go?

480
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Speaker 3: No, he wanted.

481
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Speaker 4: To So it was a burger or something from I

482
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Speaker 4: mean it is expensive, the food it kicks.

483
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Speaker 3: It was this punk rock festival at the showgrounds and

484
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Speaker 3: there was no Effx headlining.

485
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Speaker 4: And big punk band of the day and a.

486
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Speaker 3: Band called The Descendants, who back in like the eighties

487
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Speaker 3: and early nineties were really revered punk band. They reunite

488
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Speaker 3: for the first time after twenty years, so they're playing

489
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Speaker 3: their first show in twenty years and they say after

490
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Speaker 3: one song, like oh, we got to get off right

491
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Speaker 3: at eleven pm because or else we get a twenty

492
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Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

493
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Speaker 4: All have these curfews, don't they show?

494
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's like, you get noise complaints, the councils.

495
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Speaker 4: Going to find Yeah, they did get big fines.

496
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Speaker 3: So the lead singer of No Effs comes out on

497
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Speaker 3: stage and goes, this is the Descendants, first time in

498
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Speaker 3: twenty years. Who cares about the fine? I'll pay five

499
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Speaker 3: grand towards the fine.

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Speaker 4: Who's with me?

501
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Speaker 3: And the crowd cheers yeah. But then he started getting technical,

502
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Speaker 3: looking for people in the audience to actually pay to

503
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Speaker 3: the fine, and this is myself.

504
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Speaker 4: This is a punk festival. Punk. The sex Pistols didn't

505
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Speaker 4: ask for a whip round at the end. It's our

506
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 4: church collection for a new roof.

507
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: So anytime he address the cloud as a whole, of

508
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 3: course they cheered, like, who's withney? Who's paying the money?

509
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 4: That's punk, that's punk.

510
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 3: But then when he started to go show up hands,

511
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Speaker 3: what can account?

512
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Speaker 4: It's like an auction?

513
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 3: Of course, no one's putting.

514
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Speaker 4: So what happened?

515
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Speaker 3: So it sadly just got to learn why he's trying

516
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: to solicit money from people and then they turned the

517
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Speaker 3: lights of horrible end to a show not the sound,

518
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 3: so you couldn't hear it me anymore, and everybody went

519
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Speaker 3: on ber.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

521
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Speaker 4: Let's get into this mornings. Beat the Boss, Beat on

522
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Speaker 4: the Boss, Beat on the bus. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

523
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 4: every day this week giving one of you as you

524
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 4: take on the boss and the boss takes on you

525
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 4: one thousand dollars in cash and you get the chance

526
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Speaker 4: to plug your business as well. Today this isn't just

527
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 4: beat the boss, it's beat the dad and dad trying

528
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 4: to be his son. What a team we have here.

529
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 4: This is complicated first of all. Then from tag contracting,

530
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 4: landscaping and construction business we have the dad. Tim Good

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Speaker 4: morning Tim, Hi Christian, So Tim, I understand. Then it's

532
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 4: your son who called us yesterday to take you on.

533
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 4: He listens to the show. You listen to Gary and

534
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 4: Tim over on sen.

535
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: Ah not sometimes I listen to body you as well.

536
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Speaker 4: Flick around your flicker, yep, nothing wrong with that, Nothing

537
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 4: wrong with that. And you think you can take on your.

538
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Speaker 1: Son, yeah, but look forward to yeah.

539
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 4: And how many years you've been working together?

540
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Speaker 1: Well, basically, he couldn't get a job anywhere he came

541
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Speaker 1: to straight out of school. And I've taken up the

542
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Speaker 1: reins and you know, try to educate him and teach

543
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Speaker 1: him everything that I know. But it's a tough job

544
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: because he thinks he knows it all already. And that's

545
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Speaker 1: where we sort of coming to a bit of a disagreement.

546
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Speaker 4: Every now and then, do you have do you have

547
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 4: bus stops? I always wander out works and sort of

548
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 4: working for your dad?

549
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: Do you yeah?

550
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 4: And what? And do you not talk to each other?

551
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 4: Sometimes they're out there doing your landscaping. It's all in

552
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 4: some kind of moody father son silence.

553
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Speaker 1: Well, every now and then I just can't bear the

554
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: side of him. I'll just go off and I'll just

555
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: work on my own little jobs, you know, on the periphery,

556
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Speaker 1: you know, because he is the main man. He got

557
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Speaker 1: big stuff, all the big contracts. Let's down to him

558
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: because he's he's big time, big time.

559
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Speaker 4: Let's get it. Feels like we need to speak to

560
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 4: a big time right now. Hey, James aka big time.

561
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Speaker 4: Welcome on board.

562
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Speaker 8: Here you going, Christian?

563
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 4: I'm good. So how is it working with the old man?

564
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Speaker 4: He sounds like a little tough task master.

565
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Speaker 8: Oh hey, he's just a pleasure to work with all

566
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Speaker 8: the time him. Yeah, he's a real breath and fresh air,

567
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Speaker 8: as you can say.

568
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Speaker 4: And how many years have you been working for your

569
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Speaker 4: old man?

570
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Speaker 8: I've been doing a fifteen year apprenticeship.

571
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Speaker 4: Apprenticeship, that's illegal. You've got rights there, big time, come

572
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 4: on your big time.

573
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Speaker 3: He also made it sound like you just came out

574
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Speaker 3: of high school.

575
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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, well, you know, a good day is when

576
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Speaker 8: I don't have to duck of a hammer or of

577
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Speaker 8: length the timber.

578
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Speaker 4: There should be a documentary about you too, series. I

579
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 4: only want to see real housewives of Melbourne. I want

580
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 4: to see real landscape of Melbourne. That's my kind of

581
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 4: reality show. Now, James, do you reckon? You're going to

582
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Speaker 4: take on and win the one thousand dollars and beat

583
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Speaker 4: the old man.

584
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Speaker 8: It's all coming my way. That old dog's out of tricks.

585
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 4: All right, Okay.

586
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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

587
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Speaker 4: Every day this week giving you a one thousand dollars

588
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Speaker 4: in cash paying beat the boss? Can you take your

589
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Speaker 4: boss on? Bosses? Can you take a team member on,

590
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 4: put them in their place and win one thousand dollars

591
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Speaker 4: and the chance to plug your business, all thanks to

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Speaker 4: High Pages tradees. Join High Pages today and be your

593
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Speaker 4: own boss this morning. The stakes are high. Today. We

594
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 4: got Big Time taking on his old man who's been

595
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 4: serving some kind of I don't think it's legal, fifteen

596
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 4: year apprenticeship. It's father and son and beat the boss,

597
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 4: beat on the boss, beat on the boss. Oh yeah,

598
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 4: oh yeah, all right, let's get the dad back on. Tim,

599
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 4: regular caller to s Hen. Apparently we have an enemy

600
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Speaker 4: with him, but it's okay, it's okay. We'll let you

601
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Speaker 4: on this morning, Tim, Tim, Now I understand you in

602
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Speaker 4: your car, so your buzzer when we give you the questions,

603
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 4: I just need you if you know the answer as

604
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: soon as you do to buzz in. We just need

605
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 4: you to sound your car horn so that will sound

606
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Speaker 4: like you look at him. Yeah, okay, it's good, Old

607
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 4: s Hen. Angry caller, that James. What's your call? What's

608
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 4: your car horn? Send?

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Speaker 9: No?

610
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 4: The sons in the clown car there? All right, let's

611
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Speaker 4: play three questions. You both get a question and then

612
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: if you know the answer, buzzing with your car horn.

613
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Speaker 4: Do you understand Dad? Tim and Big time the son James.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: For the record, I'm not big time, but.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. First question comes from listener Dashel. Hi Christian,

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Speaker 4: this is Dashel from Kingscliff.

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Speaker 6: I've got a question for you.

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Speaker 10: What is the second line of Advanced Australia.

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Speaker 3: Fair Clan card? James?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, uh, for what you'll for we are Young and Free?

622
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Speaker 4: Close enough, close enough, we're given that. For what We're

623
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Speaker 4: still sticking with that bell hot bell for the winner for.

624
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Speaker 3: We are one and three. I actually thought it was

625
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Speaker 3: for we are young and Free too.

626
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Speaker 4: I mix it up all right. Second question, Jackie boy,

627
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Speaker 4: Second question, what do you mean it changes? Yet? They

628
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 4: did change it, didn't they?

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Speaker 3: Did they?

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Speaker 4: Really? Yeah? Because what I mean technically you should be

631
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Speaker 4: telling me this have only been three years, but even

632
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 4: I'm aware of that.

633
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 3: Okay. Question number two, what is Australia's What is Australia's

634
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Speaker 3: highest selling ute, the Holding Commodore or the Toyota Highlucks?

635
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Speaker 4: Whoa lift in there? Didn't he? Now?

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00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 11: It?

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Speaker 4: His gott a question? Nothing about the words to the

638
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 4: national anthem. Get him on the ute. He works in

639
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Speaker 4: landscaping in those utes, Tim Si and Tim what is.

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Speaker 1: It I'll go with the Toyota highlights, say Christian.

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00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, correct. Do you drive a ute? Tim?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? What you got high lucks Ranger? Yeah? You like that?

644
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Speaker 4: Ye handle? Well yeah, good, good time in capability.

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Speaker 1: I just cruise around very slowly because I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do too much work, so I just got to Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm very I'm seriously thinking about getting rid of my car,

648
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Speaker 4: right and getting a ute.

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Speaker 3: The best car I ever had was that it's so handy. Yeah,

650
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Speaker 3: you just always find that you need to carry stuff.

651
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Speaker 4: And no, it's not really about that. It's just the

652
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Speaker 4: look of them. It looks like I, you know, if

653
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Speaker 4: I wore it, like I could be working the land,

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Speaker 4: So I like.

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Speaker 3: I could be a landscaper, you know, although then you

656
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Speaker 3: have to do a lot of favors for people. People

657
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Speaker 3: ask you to move couches, fridges, that sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: I won't do that all right, anyway, let's count. Let's

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Speaker 4: decide that. To be honest, I wish hadn't brought up here.

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Speaker 4: It's not relevant to the question, but yeah, I don't

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Speaker 4: think about getting you anyway. Third question is.

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Speaker 3: It we're tired on one all? Whoever gets this question

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Speaker 3: right wins one thousand dollars. How many total squares are

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Speaker 3: there on a chessboard?

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Speaker 1: God it?

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Speaker 3: James, sixty four? Sixty four is.

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Speaker 4: To listen to go in your facem move overall around.

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Speaker 4: There's a new dog in town, big time, steps up

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Speaker 4: to the big time and wins one thousand dollars. World done, Tim.

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Speaker 1: Christian, Yeah, I want you to go back to the replay.

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Speaker 1: Then now, James answered that question, but you'll find that

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Speaker 1: my buzzer went first.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know what. Here's the thing with radio shows. Actually,

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Speaker 4: my rules are the only one that counts. Your son

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Speaker 4: has won. Taken up with Gary and Tim my friend, James,

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Speaker 4: I get well, you've had to put up with fifteen

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Speaker 4: years of an enchantment for night means you can have him, Gary, James, James,

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Speaker 4: take whatever money we can give you. Let the ties

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Speaker 4: down on his hue. James, you won your thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: You deserve it. Give your business a plug as well, James.

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Speaker 8: Oh great. Yeah, So we're tag contracting. We do all

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Speaker 8: sorts of landscape construction, concreting, that sort of stuff. We

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Speaker 8: work on a peninsula and sort of southeastern suburbs. So yeah,

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Speaker 8: give us a call. We've been doing it forever. We're

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Speaker 8: on high pages and you can find us on our

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Speaker 8: website at www dot tag Contracting dot com dot A.

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Speaker 4: You well done, buddy, nicely done. Okay, good luck. Really

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Speaker 4: nice to play as well. World done James and joins

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Speaker 4: spending your money. Tim, you can go back now to

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Speaker 4: sn Thanks for playing.

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Speaker 8: I'd love to split it with your dad, but I

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Speaker 8: think I'm going to keep it all to myself.

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Speaker 5: Christian Connall Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: If you're too busy to call show, you can't email us.

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Speaker 4: You could text us, and you can also leave a

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Speaker 4: message during the day on our show answer machine. Pete's

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Speaker 4: done that, Hi.

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Speaker 12: Christian, Pete.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard you with your segment about people needing

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Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: A few years ago, when I was an apprentice, I

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Speaker 1: was working for a garage.

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Speaker 12: That used to race porsches. I was the fire extinguisher

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Speaker 12: guy at the pit stops.

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Speaker 5: We got to wear these like fireproof onesie jumpsuits.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, mine was a little bit.

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Speaker 10: Too big, so I had to use zip ties to

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Speaker 10: make a makeshift felt but that meant I couldn't get

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Speaker 10: out of it in a hurry.

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Speaker 12: We were having this race I've been busting to go

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Speaker 12: to the toilet for hours, and I'd been.

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Speaker 13: Told don't leave the garage.

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Speaker 14: I was there probably two and a half hours in total,

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Speaker 14: just struggling to hold on before I thought, nah, screw it,

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Speaker 14: I'm going.

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Speaker 12: I had a pair at fires with me to cut

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Speaker 12: through the nit tis under fire bridge suit got it open.

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Speaker 8: So I was ready to go to the toilet and

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Speaker 8: one of my team mates burst into the room and goes, hey, we're.

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Speaker 5: Coming in for an emergency stop right now, get back there, and.

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Speaker 13: I thought, oh, eh, mid the stream I had to stop.

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Speaker 13: I was running down the pit lane trying to put

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Speaker 13: my clothes back on.

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Speaker 4: He's got different hosts back to the.

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Speaker 13: Pit stop pick up.

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Speaker 8: This big seven kilo fire extinguisher color comes racing into

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Speaker 8: the pits and I'm.

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Speaker 10: Standing there thinking, mate, I'm not going to need the

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Speaker 10: fire extinguisher if there's a.

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Speaker 12: Fire right now.

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Speaker 13: I'm there to say there were a few drips.

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Speaker 12: But I managed to avoid staining the team's property.

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Speaker 4: We did not need. But Pete, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: The story. Nice one.

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Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: One on the top of this morning, we're looking feel

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Speaker 4: stories on is what did you see at the show

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Speaker 4: anything unusual. We went to a gig or a concert

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Speaker 4: or the theater. One of email was saying that you

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Speaker 4: saw a credit house and you expect wild rock and

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Speaker 4: roll bands like maybe The Who to smash up their

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Speaker 4: guitars Pete Towns to do it. Not Neil Finn.

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Speaker 3: He smashed his guitar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why how polite is I'm actually mended it afterwards

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Speaker 4: and apologized to every individual audience. Man. That thoroughly decent man.

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Speaker 3: I can't even think of the crowded house song where

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Speaker 3: you would encourage you to smash the instrument.

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Speaker 4: I don't have that kind of rage against a machine

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Speaker 4: killing in the name of song in them. Nil's not

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 3: You're sure he didn't just accidentally drop his guitar.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna have to email the person back.

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Speaker 4: He must have had a nasty fall and tripped. There's

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Speaker 4: no way Nil Finn smashed the guitar in the concert.

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Speaker 4: I refuse to believe it. I don't live in that world.

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Speaker 4: God won a four point three Christian O'Collins show. Choose

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Speaker 4: them on it twenty away. Let's get into three topic Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: This is where we run three phone ins at the

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Speaker 4: same time. So yeah, well we just talked about Neil

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Speaker 4: Finn smashed the guitar on st Have you seen anything

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Speaker 4: unusual at the show, not just on the stage. Jack

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Speaker 4: and I suddenly remembered this morning when we went to

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Speaker 4: see Elton John and thousands of you were there when

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Speaker 4: he was over about two years ago, and it was

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Speaker 4: on the Saturday night when he was at the beautiful

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Speaker 4: Winery out at Rochford. We saw two ladies having a fight.

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Speaker 4: And I don't mean like guys do when they do

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Speaker 4: the old oh me back, guys, help me up. They

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Speaker 4: don't really want to fight. I mean throwing actually throwing bunches,

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Speaker 4: swinging away haymakers. Haymakers in there Anne Elton John show.

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Speaker 4: So someone that we want to know nine one o

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Speaker 4: four three. You won't believe what happened at the show.

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Speaker 4: What happened? Did you? I don't know if anyone else

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Speaker 4: has actually seen Neil film break your guitar. The other

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Speaker 4: thing is what's in your car boots? Offter. We keep

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Speaker 4: all kinds of weird and wonderful things in our car boots.

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Speaker 4: Some of them will be related to your job that

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Speaker 4: might seem unusual to us, but make perfect sense to you.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes they aren't just dumping grounds, aren't they. I was

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Speaker 4: telling jack Ol, whenever I get my wife a bunch

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Speaker 4: of flowers, I will always put it in the car

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Speaker 4: boot because I think that's probably the safest way where

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Speaker 4: they won't get damaged. However, the other week I forgot

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Speaker 4: that there were a bunch of flowers in the car

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Speaker 4: boot because I put them in the car boot, and

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Speaker 4: I just forgot. Three days later, I went to get

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Speaker 4: one of my banks for life out the back there,

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Speaker 4: which is where they all live, and the flowers were

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Speaker 4: very dead, very very dead. So what is in your

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Speaker 4: car boot? And finally you called Triple zero but not

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Speaker 4: the sirens, so it was a kind of non emergency,

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Speaker 4: but you still needed to call one of the emergency

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Speaker 4: services out one call and story I'll ever get. So

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Speaker 4: if you called Triple zero, we want to know why

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Speaker 4: did you call them? But not it wasn't a mega emergency.

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Speaker 4: Why did you call them? Also, if you are a

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Speaker 4: fiery or a paramedic, you will have sauce and the

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Speaker 4: police about non emergency calls that you've had to attend.

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Speaker 4: There was a call on the show. I think it's

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Speaker 4: back in twenty nineteen from a fiery called Adam. Do

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Speaker 4: you remember this one? If I said, old man bulls trapped?

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Speaker 3: Is it a plastic chair?

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Speaker 4: You got it, my friend. I'm annoyed that I didn't

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Speaker 4: put this one in my book.

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Speaker 12: We get turned out to a nursing home for a

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Speaker 12: man with his testicles caught in a chair. So you're

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Speaker 12: trying to picture what you're going to need, what tools,

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Speaker 12: equipment the testicles? After get he's an old person, he's

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Speaker 12: probably used him, he doesn't need him anymore. What it

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Speaker 12: was he was having a shower and it was one

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Speaker 12: of those old sort of plastic white garden chairs with

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Speaker 12: the slips. He sat down, He's having a share and

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Speaker 12: the testicles fell.

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Speaker 4: Down the credit I mentioned, And so you managed to

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Speaker 4: get him out.

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Speaker 12: Though one of us had to get under the chair.

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Speaker 4: Using like a speedbag.

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Speaker 12: We held the chair and he stood up and they

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Speaker 12: came out.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast this morning.

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Speaker 4: Then the stories are you won't believe what happened at

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Speaker 4: the show. What did you see? What is in your

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Speaker 4: car boot? Just literally just tell us what's in there?

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Speaker 4: And then triple zero not the sirens strange and unusual

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Speaker 4: reasons you called Triple zero nine four one four, one

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Speaker 4: oh four three our first this morning, long time listen

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Speaker 4: the first time caller. Andy Lee's on the line. Andy,

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Speaker 4: you never.

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Speaker 9: Miss the show, guys, I said the alarm every morning,

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Speaker 9: and I never missed the show.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. And how are you well?

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Speaker 9: I'm well, And I've got a story on three topic

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Speaker 9: tuesdays about calling Triple zero where it might not be required.

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Speaker 4: All right, what happened wasn't me.

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Speaker 9: People might remember a show called True Story that Hamish

836
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Speaker 9: and I did where we got funny true stories from

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Speaker 9: everyone around the country and we flew in a lovely

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Speaker 9: girl called Sarah from like regional wa and she'd never

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Speaker 9: been to a big city and we put her up

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Speaker 9: in the city. And this wasn't in a Storyorry, but

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Speaker 9: she decided to go for a walk to see the

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Speaker 9: big seeing and got lost. So called the police.

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Speaker 4: What to say, what I'm lost?

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Speaker 9: And I'm an adult, im an I'm lost And they

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Speaker 9: said where are you staying? And she said in the

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Speaker 9: city and they said walk towards the big building. Andy.

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Speaker 4: This was one of those stories right where before I

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Speaker 4: moved here, I'll go where am I thinking of moving to?

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Speaker 4: Full of these country bumpkins coming into the big smoke

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Speaker 4: staring at any kind of high rise. There's more than

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Speaker 4: two stories. Did the police manage to guide her back

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Speaker 4: to the hotel?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well I just said walk towards the big building

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Speaker 9: and if you can't find your way in back, And

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Speaker 9: she walked back towards the big buildings and she fed away.

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Speaker 4: It's like some strange triple zero version of like pack man,

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Speaker 4: isn't it trying to guide someone around?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: And Andy, what are you up to? Obviously you and

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Speaker 4: Jackie Boy and Hamer doing the I know it's Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: We all know Jack's whereabouts during the weeks. He literally

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Speaker 4: burns it out of here at nine o'clock to go

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Speaker 4: and join you guys for the Hamish Nandy podcast. How

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Speaker 4: are you know you're back here in Melbourne? You actually

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Speaker 4: get back in time.

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Speaker 9: It was so great being back at two weeks isolation,

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Speaker 9: and I think that affected Beck more than me. I

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Speaker 9: think she wanted to wanted me to leave again. But yeah,

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Speaker 9: I mean, come come Thursday night, we're all back out

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Speaker 9: and about. I've already booked the pub for Saturday night.

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Speaker 9: To watch Australia take on South Africa and their World

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00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 9: Cup campaign of the Tea twenty cricket. So last, getting

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Speaker 9: back to all.

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Speaker 4: Awesome, All right Andy, lovely to hear from me, mate,

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Speaker 4: take care, see you soon.

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Speaker 9: Cheers, guys take it.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Heather. Good morning, Heather, Good morning, Hey

878
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 4: going this morning? I'm good Heather. Which one are you

879
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 4: cooling in about? This morning?

880
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 10: I called tripple Za for weird reason. Yeah, what happened, Well,

881
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 10: I went out my backyard and I could smell a

882
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 10: really strong smell of gas, like it's not like something

883
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 10: was leaking. So I called to zero and I had

884
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 10: police turn up next thing, you know, five a gate

885
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 10: tender and they're running around everywhere. They're trying checking in

886
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 10: the backyard, check my gas bottle.

887
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 13: Wasn't that.

888
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 10: They checked all around the neighborhood. They couldn't get into

889
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 10: my neighbors next door because they had their gate locks,

890
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 10: so and I couldn't fear out where it was coming from.

891
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 10: So a couple of days later, I go to see

892
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 10: my neighbor and said, I could smell gas. You know,

893
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 10: have you got a gas ball at the back? Maybe

894
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 10: it was leaking and when I went out the back

895
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 10: of their house. It turns out it wasn't their gas bottle.

896
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 10: It was fermenting spring onions.

897
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 4: Right, Why were they fermenting spring onions?

898
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 3: What can move?

899
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 5: I don't know.

900
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Speaker 10: There was dead I don't know what it was. They

901
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 10: had like three onions in the garden. But there were

902
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 10: some dead spree onions. And it was the smell of

903
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 10: the spring onions that was causing the gas snell in

904
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Speaker 10: my backyard.

905
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Speaker 4: Spring on a distinctive smell. They got to get out right,

906
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 4: gus to smell them.

907
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: You know, you think it's gas, Yeah, it's fully.

908
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 10: It smelt like there had been a gas lake, and

909
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 10: I was coming like kid to get inside. It was

910
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 10: the onions. It was in summer.

911
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 4: Gas bottle. You know, if you smell spring onions, you've

912
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Speaker 4: left the valve open. He thank you very much. You cool.

913
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Speaker 4: Have a good.

914
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Speaker 12: Day, you see.

915
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Speaker 4: Thank you, guys, Johnny, Johnny, there you go on. I'm good, Johnny.

916
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Speaker 4: Welcome to three Topic Tuesday. What's your story for this morning? Mate?

917
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Speaker 13: Okay, So mine is for a music festival that I

918
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Speaker 13: went to a couple of years ago. So to set

919
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 13: the scene, as most of your viewers say, there was

920
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 13: a metal festival, right, so there's a lot of there's

921
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Speaker 13: a lot of people there, about four or five thousand

922
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Speaker 13: people in a marsh pit. It's sweaty, it's night time,

923
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Speaker 13: the screaming going on from the bands and everything like that.

924
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Speaker 13: And what happened was sort of the crowd just sort

925
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Speaker 13: of spread away from each other and there was a

926
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Speaker 13: big circle, and in the middle of that circle were

927
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Speaker 13: about four or five guys just playing a card game Bruno.

928
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Speaker 12: What they were.

929
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Speaker 13: Playing Uno in the middle of the moshpit, in the

930
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Speaker 13: middle of the.

931
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Speaker 4: Set a heavy heavy metal festival.

932
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Speaker 3: The playing yes, yes, yes, and the crowd respects it

933
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Speaker 3: by making.

934
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Speaker 13: A moving out of the way.

935
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Speaker 12: Yep.

936
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Speaker 13: These guys are playing.

937
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Speaker 4: Clubs soccer, bad guys back. Give them space because it

938
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Speaker 4: can kick off when you start throwing down playing the

939
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Speaker 4: reverse card.

940
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Speaker 13: Everyone out of the way.

941
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Speaker 4: I hate that one. I hate that one's on board.

942
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 4: That one pick up.

943
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Speaker 13: Eight when when the draw four comes out, probably would.

944
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Speaker 4: Have so fall out. Playing Uno, I reckon. It's more

945
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 4: antagonistic than playing Monopoly, is Uner? I love playing Johnny

946
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 4: pretty it is my friend all right, Johnny, We'll send

947
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Speaker 4: you price. So that great story. Thanks for calling Johnny,

948
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 4: thanks so much. We have to do a high stakes

949
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 4: game one day, a big, big cash prize.

950
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: But for the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

951
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Speaker 4: Fingers Cross, we should be rejoined towards the end of

952
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 4: this week by Patsy. She's down to the final nine

953
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Speaker 4: to become the new Wiggle. We weren't able to sand

954
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 4: think today. Obviously you heard the news about the Yellow

955
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 4: Wiggle hanging it up. Patty's really close. Jack and I

956
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 4: pushed her to go for this. If we can get

957
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 4: her that by the end of the year, so can

958
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 4: good for next year's team. Otherwise she's back. I think

959
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 4: she'd be great. She would so good.

960
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: We would be sad to lose her, but yes, sad, sad.

961
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Speaker 4: Glad at the same time. But if that's what she

962
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Speaker 4: wants to do with our one hundred percent encouraging I

963
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 4: think she'd bring a whole new element to Wiggles, you know,

964
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 4: stuff like this. It would be a lot of smashing

965
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 4: up guitars on stage. AnyWho. Meanwhile, back on the show,

966
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Speaker 4: let me just tell you what's happened. During ah there,

967
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Speaker 4: our producer Tom came marching down the corridor into the studio.

968
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Speaker 4: Now this is exactly what he said, right, I'm not

969
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Speaker 4: going to exaggerate. He was telling us about a few

970
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Speaker 4: of the calls. All good to go, they said, have

971
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Speaker 4: had to turn one away. It is not appropriate for

972
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Speaker 4: teen past eight straight away when check can I hear that?

973
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 4: It's like red rag to ball get interested. I am

974
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Speaker 4: very much interested, very much in the industry of inappropriate material.

975
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 4: At ten past eight, he tells that one of you

976
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Speaker 4: in your Carboo has got a Santa outfit. Check and IOA, well,

977
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Speaker 4: that's all right, And then he went like this. You

978
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Speaker 4: know when people do something like the soide of mouth.

979
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Speaker 4: He goes kink things, kink things like that's a well

980
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: known one. Like maybe in your land in New Zealand,

981
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Speaker 4: that's what you're all doing.

982
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Speaker 3: Santa kink is a very common thing in New Zealand.

983
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 4: Maybe I've never heard of a Santa kink.

984
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Speaker 3: So he dressed up a center for his girlfriend.

985
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Speaker 4: Or is he delivering on here? I don't know.

986
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 3: I want to know more, all right.

987
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe tempus not appropriate. Tempus six, to my wae

988
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 4: is one hundred percent at the right time to get

989
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Speaker 4: into your Santa kink. Who knows what goes on between

990
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Speaker 4: consensual adults.

991
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 3: No judgment, No judgment.

992
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 4: I'm just interested and I'm missing out on something here,

993
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 4: Dwayne curiosity?

994
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 12: You know?

995
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 4: Do I need to try this shit? To live? And

996
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 4: things up with missus O'Connell.

997
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 3: Could you borrow the Santa suit from it our caller?

998
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 4: Listen, if he's been kinking in it, you wouldn't kill

999
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 4: I wouldn't kink in someone else's kink suit. I'll get

1000
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 4: my own one. I don't want that, you know, Okay? Yeah?

1001
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 4: Oh so you would borrow it someone else's kink suit.

1002
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: If I wanted to be Santa for Christmas, you'll borrow

1003
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Speaker 3: a used one.

1004
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't know you, he wouldn't. Okay, hot content,

1005
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 4: right anyway, Let's go to Linesdale three, topic Tuesday. What

1006
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 4: are we doing? Oh? Yeah, that's it. What's your kink? No?

1007
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 4: I just did that to scare the boss. The boss

1008
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 4: just wait, he's asking to be calling about the kinks.

1009
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 4: You won't believe what happened at the show watching your

1010
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 4: car boot brackets? Is it a kink? Trible Zero? Why

1011
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 4: did you call Trible Zero? That was a Santa trying

1012
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 4: to deliver something presence you didn't want. It was empty

1013
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 4: in his sacks. Stop it, grow up. Now, that's enough.

1014
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 4: It's not appropriate for ten past eight. All right, let's

1015
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Speaker 4: go to lines now. Kerry, good morning, Oh, good morning, Christian.

1016
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 15: How are you?

1017
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 4: Yes, it's very good, Thank you, Kerry. What story have

1018
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 4: you got for us this morning?

1019
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

1020
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 15: You won't believe what happened at the show. I was

1021
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Speaker 15: at a rock arena concert back in the seventies where

1022
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 15: they had six bands playing and the last band to

1023
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 15: come out was Fleetwood Mac. And before the lights came up,

1024
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 15: I saw Stevie Nix in her black chiffon throw up

1025
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 15: off the side of the stage.

1026
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 4: Well that is rock and roll right there, Steve Innis

1027
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 4: and having a casual, tactical mid show.

1028
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 3: Under it could have just been pre shown nerves.

1029
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 4: I doubt that in the seventies split with Mac.

1030
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 15: Pre show this looked at credit to her. She stood up,

1031
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 15: she started moving and singing and dancing. The light shining

1032
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 15: through the chip on you could see a whole body

1033
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 15: that chef on.

1034
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 4: Can we just turn the moment? They just reflect on

1035
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 4: the ship.

1036
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 15: She didn't miss a beat. So look, she's a resilient woman.

1037
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 10: Put it that way.

1038
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 4: I love the way that Jack thinks it was pre

1039
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 4: show and of those sometimes when I'm at midnight Friday, Kerry,

1040
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 4: lovely story. Thank you very much for calling. We send

1041
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 4: your prize. Kerry.

1042
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 14: Oh, thank you very much.

1043
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: Let's go kind off that nice thing. Just like listen

1044
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 4: to that. I can't move on. Angela, good morning.

1045
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 16: Hallo Christian.

1046
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 4: How are you she dressing up a center? I saw

1047
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 4: any questions? I think we presume, sorry, Angela, yeah, so

1048
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 4: what are you calling about? Oh yeah, what's any carboot?

1049
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Speaker 10: Okay?

1050
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 16: A slab of coke that exploded, Christin. I had actually

1051
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 16: brought it to a lot of Special. I thought I

1052
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 16: bought it in the house, you know, the kids just

1053
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 16: go through it and got all about it. And then

1054
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 16: I've gone glocery shopping min day opened the boot and

1055
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 16: then the whole bloody exploded.

1056
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 3: I had juice explode in the car once, because I

1057
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 3: guess it heats up and the top explodes off the top.

1058
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 11: I don't know whether it's the heat on my crazy driving.

1059
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 11: I don't know so much to buy Special.

1060
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 4: We're still there on that coke alright. He sounds like

1061
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 4: someone's on some Thank you very much, you got Angelo.

1062
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 16: You welcome Christians, say bye bye now.

1063
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 5: Christian Connell Show podcast.

1064
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Speaker 4: One of the topics are doing this morning is what's

1065
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 4: any carboot? Our producer Tom so, we couldn't speak to

1066
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 4: one of you who has a Santa outfit in the

1067
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 4: car boot because it's something his words, not mine, to

1068
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 4: do with a kink. He told me it wasn't appropriate

1069
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 4: content for ten past eight. We want to get it

1070
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 4: tomorrow morning at six. I've just have of curiosity and

1071
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 4: for a search went to Google. Can you even buy

1072
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 4: a Santa outfit at sexy Land? It's blocked to my terminal.

1073
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 4: This content is inappropriate. Can't actually go and look at

1074
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 4: sexy hand.

1075
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Speaker 3: Sexi Land is a client of the show.

1076
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 4: They run ads, they run ads and they offer outfits

1077
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 4: for fun times. Santa outfits aren't just for Christmas.

1078
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: This is research purposes. It's not like you're trying to

1079
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: do anything toward.

1080
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 4: Remove the sexy Land filter from my terminal. Please, ID.

1081
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 3: We will not go back on here.

1082
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 4: You know what they've had to put that on? Why hockey?

1083
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 4: What do you think he's doing when those playing those

1084
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 4: songs back to back.

1085
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 3: He does have a few outfits. We've seen him.

1086
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 4: We've seen him. He is a one man sexy village people.

1087
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 4: You don't know whether he's switched, what he's coming as,

1088
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,439
Speaker 4: the carp the hard hat. You don't know what week

1089
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 4: we'll have to be a holiday, don't have to be held? No, no, no,

1090
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: he'll come and dress up. Okay, let's go back to

1091
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Speaker 4: the lines. Paula.

1092
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Jack.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Paula. So you called Triple zero but not

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Speaker 4: fro an emergency. What happened?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 14: So, when I was in my twenties, I lived across

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Speaker 14: the road from the Justice Center in Parkville, and one

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Speaker 14: night was would have been three am, two am, three am.

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Speaker 14: This horrendous noise woke me up, and it was a

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Speaker 14: police helicopter hovering over top of our building. And I

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Speaker 14: don't know if you've ever been close to a helicopter,

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Speaker 14: but they're a loud.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't it. The windows, the doors rattle, it feels like

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Speaker 4: it's landing on the roof, and they're going to start

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Speaker 4: a sailing into your.

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Speaker 14: House exactly exactly. So I didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 14: so I called Triple zero and I asked them to move.

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Speaker 3: So you complained that the helicopter about the helicopter, Yes, are.

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Speaker 4: You kidding me? You're pree Karen. You're the Karen you

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Speaker 4: gave birth to. Karen. Karen's a lightweight. Excuse me, swat't you?

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 4: If it's a tactical mission, do it over seventy two?

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Speaker 4: I hate them in my backyard. What did they say?

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Speaker 14: They said, no, Paul.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate the honesty in sharing this. It is inconvinced.

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Speaker 4: Is it police protecting me during the night? I know

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Speaker 4: convenient thing about Paula exactly. Yeah, we'll send your price. Paula.

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Speaker 4: That's a great story. Thanks for corn, and take care,

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Speaker 4: no problem, thank you. Catherine. Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 6: How you doing.

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Speaker 4: I'm going Catherine, watching a carboo.

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Speaker 6: Well, the usual emergency stuff like jumper leads a two

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Speaker 6: liter bottle of water in case of an emergency, in

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Speaker 6: a bowl in case it's a dog with the emergency.

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Speaker 6: But I also have two boxes full of various types

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Speaker 6: of male polishes, and the lamps to dry them and

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Speaker 6: all the chemicals to prepare and get it off, just

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Speaker 6: on the unlikely event of the manicure emergency on the one,

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Speaker 6: or a pedicure emergency for that matter.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was just like one of these mobile

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00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 4: I don't even know if they have the mobile now technicians.

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Speaker 4: We can books on.

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Speaker 6: I am a mobile now technician. You just never know

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Speaker 6: they may be an emergency and I am prepared.

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Speaker 4: So you've got like basically just nail stuff in the boot. Yes,

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Speaker 4: how many times you've actually needed or been in that

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Speaker 4: situation where you've randomly got a problem with I don't know,

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Speaker 4: you're pinky and the cyans flates or whatever.

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Speaker 6: You'd be surprised how many times people go, oh my god,

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Speaker 6: I've broken a mirror. Exactly, you got it, and I

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Speaker 6: am your emergency on your trip.

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Speaker 4: I live in the house of three women. There's constant

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Speaker 4: smell of acetone doing their nails and stuff like that,

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Speaker 4: and jars left tipped over and stuff like that. Catherine,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much. You cool, take care.

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Speaker 6: You're welcome by.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show and Goal just hearing. Paula recorded the

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Speaker 4: show ten minutes ago talking about the police helicopter in

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Speaker 4: the early hours of the morning and her according the

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Speaker 4: police and say can you move it's a little bit noisy.

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00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 4: I remembered many years girls working in a city in

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Speaker 4: the UK Liverpool in the early days of my career.

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Speaker 4: This will be about eighteen nineteen twenty years ago, and

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Speaker 4: it was quite a rough area my wife and I

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Speaker 4: were living in and I remember having my afternoon nap

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Speaker 4: being woken up like Paula by you know, a helicopter above,

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00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 4: and suddenly there was a tannoy and a voice going,

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00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 4: there is an escape criminal on the run. We have

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Speaker 4: armed police in the area, staying doors, lock all windows

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Speaker 4: and doors, and I remember being that will wake you

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Speaker 4: up from an afternoon Do you know anythink I'm having

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Speaker 4: one of those dreams where you get stuck between dream

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00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 4: world and real worth. They what a crazy dream? And

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Speaker 4: then I know things? Is it? Am I awake now?

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Speaker 4: And then again the tannel going eskate criminal lock the doors,

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Speaker 4: armed police are in the area and there's like sirens everywhere,

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Speaker 4: and I remember terrified locking all the doors, right, I remember,

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Speaker 4: you know, you go to grab something like an improvised thing,

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Speaker 4: and all at the time as I look down, it's

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Speaker 4: one of those you know, there's pastor fawks. There's a

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Speaker 4: big pass thing, bigger than what the hell am I

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Speaker 4: going to stay by? I'm cram and I'm going to.

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Speaker 2: Pass the thing you're listening to the Christian Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Who doesn't love a baked confectionery item?

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Speaker 3: Love a baked item? We were talking about donuts just

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Speaker 3: during that song love seeing that hot jam donut pair.

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Speaker 4: You smell it first of all, since you see it

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00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: it's old factory. The enjoyment, you know, you breathing, there's

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Speaker 4: a smell of freshly baked donuts. What's your what's your

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Speaker 4: what's your go to thing? At the bakery?

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Speaker 3: They if they don't have donuts like Baker's Delight, silly,

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Speaker 3: they don't do donuts they should. Yeah, I would get

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Speaker 3: a chocolate scone there. Oh if it's that, If it's

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Speaker 3: a bakery with donuts, I'll get a cinnamon donut.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I would always go for and a Claire too, creamy.

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Speaker 4: Oh I love that cream creamy. Up. That's not afraid,

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Speaker 4: they want to say into a microphone.

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Speaker 3: And a Clare is a food that looks like it's

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Speaker 3: got something else in it. So you see the cream

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Speaker 3: is on top, and you assume that us but it's

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Speaker 3: just cream.

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00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 4: First bite, mister chocolate's there, and then he's got a

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Speaker 4: powerful friend that he's working with.

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Speaker 3: Creamy cream too airy.

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Speaker 4: No, the airiness is nice. It it stops being too heavy. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: that's tomorrow's show sorted out. Top three confection items are

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Speaker 4: the bakers? Why are we talking about this? Good Points?

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Speaker 4: A bakery in the UK has been forced to recall

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Speaker 4: the most popular cookies after regulators told the owner they

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Speaker 4: were using illegal sprinkles. Owner Rich Myers is refusing to

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Speaker 4: back down. In a statement to the media. To the

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Speaker 4: media what they're outside, he said, it is highly unlikely

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Speaker 4: or you will find any legal sprinkles that we will

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Speaker 4: use as a replacement. British sprinkles aren't the same. They

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Speaker 4: are a swore and I hate them. I am very

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Speaker 4: passionate about sprinkles.

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Speaker 3: What's an illegal sprinkle?

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Speaker 4: I've got no idea.

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Speaker 3: What's in there?

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Speaker 4: Does my homeland need sprinkle regulators?

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Speaker 3: Isn't sprinkles just sugar?

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Speaker 4: Have they got actual like Breksit problems to here with

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Speaker 4: rather than people using black market sprint course, anyway, today's

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Speaker 4: time wasting. Then we're looking for your bakery bands. Imagine

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Speaker 4: we're making a festival, bakery Fest twenty one. Who's there,

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you who's there. Spotted Dick Assley. It's it's baked.

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Speaker 4: It's baked silver, great eighties band, Adam and the Ants.

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Speaker 4: He's been baked and he's now Adam and the Cross

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Speaker 4: Hands Bronze. I expected gold, Marty Crueton Gold. Oh who's

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00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 4: that little red headed feller up there with his guitar?

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00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 4: That's right, it's Breddy Shearon Gold. What have you got,

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy? For bakery bands?

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Speaker 3: Next on the bill? Love this band talking breads?

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00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 4: Yes, basic, No, he's like obvious.

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Speaker 3: Well sometimes simple as best is it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what you get for best.

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Speaker 3: Bronze Loafi Alice Spexter Gold, New Kids on the snot Block.

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Speaker 4: Also gold. You hate that, that's what you put that in?

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Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not a fan of the vanilla slice.

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Speaker 3: And it's a last but not least powder finger bun.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's bakery bands, jack you're ready to mark? I am

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00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 4: good news. Vanilla Slice Slice, Baby.

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Speaker 3: Silvil plus Stevie Bicks Bronze, Jan gingerbread men are work bronze.

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00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Gingerbread mone you always find them

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00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 4: at the bakery. The love a gingerbread man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a gingerbread man, not a gingerbread men.

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Speaker 4: Oh kid in the comedy, today's tramping on it to

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Speaker 4: the next one.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there's good ones in there.

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00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's move on. Zzy Muffin Tom, Yeah, that's

1243
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 4: good silver. Oh grummer, he likes that. Keith Sherburn gold,

1244
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 4: Now that's great. Keith Urban, How can he improved if

1245
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 4: he's a singing Keish Joe? That's very good. Taylor Swiss

1246
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 4: role silver, tough like Tanya Ferguson Player supply gold. That's

1247
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 4: very smart, mic and well done. Flan Morrison silver plus

1248
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 4: Bunford and Bones. They're in there with their ukuladies and waistcoats.

1249
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 7: The Beasting Boys gold.

1250
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 4: Well, that's Sue system of a brownie.

1251
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 3: Not quite there.

1252
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 4: Almost puff hey Duddy said a puff Duddy, A puff

1253
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 4: hey gold.

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00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: Uh, Peter, well done.

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00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 7: Eagle Eyed cherry Pie silver, The pussy Cat Scrolls gold

1256
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Speaker 7: plus Macaron five gold, Kylie Minloaf bronze.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 4: No, no Lady fingers Gaga, Oh yeah, the lady finger

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Speaker 4: lovely lovely bake.

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Speaker 3: I assume gold.

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 4: Cobb Dylan, he's now one of those nice Cob rolls.

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01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 4: No nice Cob Dylan silver. Hey, Christian, it's Guss here,

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Speaker 4: Hello Guss. My time waste today is custard house, not

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01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 4: crowded house, silver plus stuff like oh Gussie boye. But

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Speaker 4: lovely to hear from you again, mate. All right, tomorrow's

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Speaker 4: show today. I'm looking down at my random notes. That

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Speaker 4: is tomorrow's show. At the moment, it simply says here

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Speaker 4: Santa kink question.

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Speaker 3: Mark, no question mark. We're doing that, all right.

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Speaker 4: Take out that question mark right now and replace it

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Speaker 4: with an exclamation mark.

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Speaker 3: I think it should be. So this is from the

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Speaker 3: call of who we weren't allowed to have at eight ten,

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Speaker 3: who had a Santa kink had a Santa costume in his.

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Speaker 4: We don't know. Producer Tom presumed it was a kink.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a kink involving his girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Should we hear from him and then do the phone

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Speaker 3: in what did you do us up as in the

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Speaker 3: bedroom because we might get on it.

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Speaker 4: We were going to go that way. I just thought

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Speaker 4: we'd try and understand what happens with the Santi king.

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Speaker 3: But you might get other funny ones like Santa funny ones.

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Speaker 4: You want to get into their lives, what goes on

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Speaker 4: in their bedrooms.

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01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: At six o'clock before you know, kids are in the

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Speaker 3: cars and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I get it. You're as pregnant. Was getting his kicks

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Speaker 4: on air at six New feature Kicks at six all right.

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Speaker 4: Also on tomorrow's show The Couch. Yes, please, let's give

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Speaker 4: away a couch tomorrow on the show that you have

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Speaker 4: already spent one hundred and fifty dollars on that only

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Speaker 4: costs you fifty Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I bought it for fifty bucks. Cost one hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: to deliver it to my house.

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01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 4: You've only had it a short space of time.

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Speaker 3: I don't want it. It's ugly, it doesn't fit much.

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Speaker 4: That's it. Really sell it tomorrow, Let's really build up

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Speaker 4: tomorrow show.

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Speaker 3: Put it on gum Tree and Facebook Marketplace for free,

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Speaker 3: and no one's picked it up in a week. I

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Speaker 3: made an ad for it yesterday.

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Speaker 4: It's been good Nick as well. It's not like a

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Speaker 4: monkey one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you look at it from far away, it's

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Speaker 3: pretty good.

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Speaker 4: I noticed you made a video to try and help

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Speaker 4: sell this on Instagram. Now, normally when Jack does his

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Speaker 4: own Instagram stuff, it is high end, right, anything you

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Speaker 4: do with the show, it's a little bit sloppy. What's that, well,

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Speaker 4: I said to you yesterday in the meeting, do a

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Speaker 4: really good video selling some of that. What we got

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Speaker 4: was one where you couldn't even bother to put the

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Speaker 4: dog away. The dog is like a co star. The

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Speaker 4: dog kit is just sort of sat mind there wondering

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Speaker 4: what on earth you're doing? You have any put any

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Speaker 4: shoes on. It looks like you woke up from a

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Speaker 4: nap on the couch and get that. He wants to

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Speaker 4: do something to my own. Don't edit it, don't edit it.

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Speaker 3: This little run it was all taken in one go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah is show it shows? So do you want Jack's

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Speaker 4: ugly couch? So what we're going to do is put

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Speaker 4: it on a street.

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Speaker 3: Put it on the streets, see if anybody takes it.

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Speaker 4: And we amounted to just dump that on a street

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Speaker 4: on Swan Street.

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Speaker 3: People dumb couches all the time. Is that illegal technically?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but so many questions. Tomorrow Santa kinks

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Speaker 4: and can we dump the couch? So how are you

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Speaker 4: going to get in? It won't fit in the tesla.

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Speaker 3: No, someone's going to drive a van around my house today,

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Speaker 3: pick it up, bringing here and then I guess tomorrow

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Speaker 3: at six we go and drop it somewhere in Richmond.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean this is my best handed off fair

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Speaker 4: rather than getting into the real stuff of like the

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Speaker 4: admin of the show, they don't need to know this.

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Speaker 4: So tomorrow's show, Santa Kink.

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Speaker 3: Sata kig, there will be a free couch.

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Speaker 4: We must go tomorrow and the letter you for our

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Speaker 4: eight z of the eighties you four oranger tongues and

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Speaker 4: you won't believe what happened to me in the eighties.

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Speaker 4: I'm clutching us raws here. Hell of a show tomorrow,

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Speaker 4: lot of you two as well, you two and the

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Speaker 4: movie Jackie Boys Homework. Then to watch tonight is a

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Speaker 4: great eighties movie do with a letter you, Sean Connery,

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Speaker 4: Kevin Costner and he got to see her in the

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Speaker 4: Oscar winning Brian to Mama classic about our capone Untouchables.

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Speaker 4: If you want to watch along with Jackie Boy, let

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Speaker 4: us know what you think tomorrow, See you tomorrow.

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