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Speaker 2: Would you that Bite Sized Hey is a brand new

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Speaker 2: show on Binge which Woods and I are a big

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Speaker 2: fan of the first are but we are very big fans,

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Speaker 2: also very big fans of the stars of the show,

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Speaker 2: co written and starring in Colin from account's premieres first

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Speaker 2: The dis Emma on Binge and we have them in

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Speaker 1: Patrick Ramlin, Harriet dire Welga, Wow, guys please.

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Speaker 3: With Jimmy seats.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, you bloody deserve it. So you've co

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Speaker 4: written this honestly, it is so good to watch watch

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Speaker 4: two episodes last night, And let's just kick off with

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Speaker 4: the dilemma that you start the show off with, because

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Speaker 4: I think it's a dilemma that people listening will be

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Speaker 4: on either side of.

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Speaker 3: Pat.

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Speaker 4: You run over a dog or you nudge a dog.

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Speaker 3: I nudge a dog with my car, so you're driving.

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Speaker 4: But your argument would be that because Harriet's character flashed

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Speaker 4: her boob, yes she has distracted you, hence you think

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Speaker 4: it's her fault. So I mean, will where do you

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Speaker 4: stand there? Is it the boob flasher's fault or is

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Speaker 4: it the driver's fault?

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Speaker 1: I would want to hearing from the writers if my

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Speaker 1: good because you guys was in may this dilemma because

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Speaker 1: it's sort of unsolvable in a lot of ways.

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Speaker 3: In a way, but in another way, it's there's an objective,

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Speaker 3: obvious truth about it. It's the flashes responsibility. I don't

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Speaker 3: think there'd be a dury in the world who had

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Speaker 3: convicted hitting that dog men, ladies of ladies.

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Speaker 1: It's fiction.

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Speaker 5: It is the work of fiction.

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Speaker 6: I mean, it's a good dilemma because it immediately puts

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Speaker 5: They've got chemistry. He wants to see the other one,

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Speaker 5: of course, but I would say it's fifty to fifty.

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Speaker 3: You guys.

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Speaker 1: Men, You guys do see each other. You guys are

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: But I've seen her character's nipple. I'm all over her nipples.

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Speaker 3: I need to see her character's second nip.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 3: She's a partial nerve.

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Speaker 4: And your character actually said that they had a party boob.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, party tip.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, that just a character trait as well.

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Speaker 6: No, that's stolen straight from me and my friend. We

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Speaker 6: both have just one better tit, and that's our party tip.

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Speaker 4: party tit is?

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Speaker 3: I don't it's a bigger one. Yeah, I still don't

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Speaker 3: I mean it's really marginal. I think I spent a

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Speaker 5: It's bigger. What else do you want?

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Speaker 3: Right foots bigger? I think he spent a lot of time,

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Speaker 3: really meaning on the right side. I know why you

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Speaker 5: Oh what off Townsville.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk a little bit about.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk a little bit about a story that I

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Speaker 1: heard Patrick about you, because there's a trip to the

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Speaker 1: toilet actually happened to you that you managed to write

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Speaker 6: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Story?

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Speaker 2: Wrong?

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Speaker 3: Guy?

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Speaker 1: That's your talk me through it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So I was writing the pilot and I was like,

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Speaker 6: and I was like, and then I just had lunch.

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Speaker 6: So I had like a styrofoam.

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Speaker 5: Then put it in the sto.

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Speaker 6: Walked past him, and I put it in the in

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Speaker 5: But then I was like, well, when I say what

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Speaker 5: to my hot desk and went, well, that's a that's

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Speaker 4: You what, I'm going.

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Speaker 5: To ride my pool the way home. No, I just yeah,

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Speaker 3: Well, you know that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Did you tell you color know him?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't. And he was a bit of a

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Speaker 1: The important factor is you're going to see him again. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like that's the you know, if it's a if it's

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Speaker 1: an uber drive or whatever, No, I never see you

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Speaker 1: have a gain.

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Speaker 3: Fortunately, we're not telling anyone this story. This this isn't

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Speaker 3: going out.

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Speaker 1: If you guys want to say. Colin from Accounts in

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Speaker 1: premieres on the first of December on Binge. It's truly wonderful.

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Speaker 1: These guys are brilliant and we're going to we've got

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Speaker 1: more of than right up next to him what you

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Speaker 1: just don't go anywhere? Colin from Accounts and more with

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Speaker 1: Patrick Premmel, Harriet Die right up next with Patrick Prammel

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Speaker 1: and Harriet Dyer in the studio and they've got a

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Speaker 1: brand new show. It's called Colin from Accounts. It's on

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Speaker 1: Binge as of December one. We've sent the first step,

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Speaker 1: We've sent the first couple of brilliant guys. It's really

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Speaker 1: we're just talking about the fact that you are together

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Speaker 1: off screen as well as on screen.

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Speaker 3: Though houses though I was going to ask, how do you.

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Speaker 1: Manage the off screen thing while you're on screen? Do

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Speaker 1: you separate or do you people all together?

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Speaker 3: All together now? It was also a wonderful Australian comedy. No,

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Speaker 3: well we have a baby now, so we just no,

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Speaker 3: it's it's all, it's all one thing. It's all a

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Speaker 5: On a good day. It was like, isn't this amazing?

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Speaker 5: then on a bad day, I was texting friends going yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: And they're like, oh my god, it's awful, and then

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Speaker 4: you actually so you wrote it together as well, So

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Speaker 4: how do you go with like creative process there? Like

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Speaker 4: if you think one way works better and you think the.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise, if we have a creative difference, I'll just do

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Speaker 3: it she wants, because we're married. Sometimes you win, sometimes

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Speaker 6: The good thing is we both like each other's brains, Like, sure,

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Speaker 6: we both both are good ideas.

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Speaker 5: One thinks one's a little better, but like we generally

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Speaker 5: we're just.

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Speaker 2: Like a winner.

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Speaker 3: A lot yes, and she does a lot of no.

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Speaker 4: Because yeah, maybe the one win that you did get

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Speaker 4: in the show that I've watched is you had a

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Speaker 3: Can I you You guys are together?

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're in the same scene together and you're kissing

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a funny thing.

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Speaker 6: I got very few scenes off right, and I thought

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Speaker 6: And then when I saw the rushes, so how much

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Speaker 5: And I was like, I went up to the director.

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Speaker 5: I was like, what I thought?

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Speaker 6: I didn't know they're going to be kissing this much?

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Speaker 6: Did you know just like plan this because I wasn't

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Speaker 3: Did you all just you know, agree to get me

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Speaker 5: How he is gone?

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Speaker 2: Read the room?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what we did. Come on, you wrote it, mate,

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Speaker 3: you wrote it.

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Speaker 1: Don't have a lot that you don't share. But we're

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Speaker 5: Can I just stop by this?

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Speaker 6: What happened this morning? We were walking out of the

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Speaker 3: Come on, Patty.

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Speaker 6: Just ripped the biggest far We were alone finally, and

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Speaker 5: Meant another man was there. And then he followed us

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Speaker 6: And then got into the elevator with us.

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Speaker 5: We're on the eleventh floor going down to ground.

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Speaker 3: This's like, you know, right next to the door, and

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Speaker 3: for farting in this relationship is through the roof. Mate.

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Speaker 3: for when she lets one go? Yes, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: He had to walk through it though.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about one for you. What about that

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Speaker 3: story you told me when you were nannying some years

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Speaker 3: ago in the park, caught short and you thought, oh,

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Speaker 3: I'll just take a dump under this tree. In a

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Speaker 5: What okay, correction, the baby was in a red car.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, okay.

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Speaker 4: How much separation was there between you doing a dump

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Speaker 4: and the baby?

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Speaker 5: I put him like on the other side of the tree. Listen.

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Speaker 6: I think I think Sydney needs to work on its

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Speaker 3: All right'st You don't need to work on your toilet

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Speaker 3: habits needs to change.

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Speaker 5: There was nowhere to go. I hear there's a very

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Speaker 3: I think you need some accountability.

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Speaker 1: You're blaming your farts on Patrick and now you're blaming

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Speaker 1: your poos on this. Guys.

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Speaker 3: I feel accounts. I feel so seen here.

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Speaker 5: Other women in his room welcome. Yeah, oh, finally the

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Speaker 5: white man feels seen.

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