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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kevin Walters got back Kevin Walters.

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Speaker 3: All right, you guys, So the way this works is

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Speaker 3: the most disgusting man in the world. It's keV Walters.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna make a phone call. He's had a cracking Friday, though.

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Speaker 3: We just got himself a pack of bench and the edges.

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Speaker 3: He's got himself an Fa GM. He's putting feet up

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Speaker 3: a few daynutes.

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Speaker 4: A vintage fare they stopped making him in the nineties.

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Speaker 2: That's fresh.

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Speaker 5: To direct.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: So the way this works is keV calls somewhere and

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Speaker 3: then Woods you hold up pieces of paper in front

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Speaker 3: of me with words that I have to try and

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Speaker 3: slide into the conversation.

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Speaker 2: As keV Walters.

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Speaker 3: The last time we did this, we called someone with

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Speaker 3: license plates that they were being offered and they were

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Speaker 3: offered discounts for taking undesirable license plates. All right, So

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Speaker 3: it's T I T A y five, So that would mean.

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Speaker 2: Days. That one always gets me going a bit.

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Speaker 3: So the tough part for me in these obviously is

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Speaker 3: I'm reading them live and you're running down.

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Speaker 2: Everything you can to distract me as best you can.

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Speaker 4: I've got some crackers this time around, mat.

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Speaker 2: Great, We've got a great idea.

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Speaker 3: It involves I want you to write down six horse names.

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Speaker 3: Horse racing season, six horse names. I'll tell you the

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Speaker 3: premise for the keV Walters prank calls right up next. Alright,

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Speaker 3: so prepare for the most disgusting man in Australia to

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Speaker 3: take the airways. He giv I actually think he'd be

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Speaker 3: a pretty good bloke, good big only would be you

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Speaker 3: would be with.

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Speaker 4: Him, absolutely, not absolutely, she'd have a beer with He's

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Speaker 4: a disgusting person and he be pitching an idea you

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Speaker 4: like a Ponzi scheme something.

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Speaker 2: He's a bit sick as well.

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Speaker 4: He's definitely sick, and he's always trying to make a dog.

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Speaker 3: If you had too many beers. You wake up in

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Speaker 3: Kev's apartment. Oh, stepped to his bed.

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Speaker 4: Disgusting.

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Speaker 2: He's doing shots out of your belly button.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, most likely. But anyway we get to we get

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Speaker 4: this disgusting human being to make some phone calls on

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Speaker 4: this radio show. And the structure of it is, well,

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Speaker 4: effectively you're playing Kevin and we have a format where

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Speaker 4: I've written down a whole bunch of names here, so

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Speaker 4: you're seeing these names live real time, okay, and then

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Speaker 4: you just need to read them out. There's there's no

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Speaker 4: walking through that. You have to read the names that

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Speaker 4: I've written down.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to try and convince a listener to choose

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Speaker 3: three horses, ye for a sweep or something that we're

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Speaker 3: going to do.

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Speaker 2: And I've written the horse you've got six or seven?

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Speaker 4: Seven? I don't think you're reading number seven.

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Speaker 6: Games Hello, definitely speaking, Hi.

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Speaker 3: Going keV Waltz is calling here from promotions and activation. Yes,

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Speaker 3: you were a finalist in the camp for the races,

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Speaker 3: is that right? Yes?

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Speaker 7: That was right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was actually the Swedish muppet chef.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was running along.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we've got a consolation prize for you, which is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: So what we're doing, we're down at the races and

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Speaker 3: we're actually.

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Speaker 2: Doing a sweep. So if you want to be involved, I've.

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Speaker 3: Got seven horses left and you just get to pick

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Speaker 3: three of them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, So have you got a pen and paper handing?

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Speaker 3: I sure do, so just let me know which ones

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Speaker 3: you want to go for. Okay, first one, so race

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Speaker 3: one you've drawn hoof and then your second word is hearted, okay,

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Speaker 3: hoof hearted. Yep, you've got Norfolk, you know, like the

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Speaker 3: United the place in England, Norfolk n O.

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Speaker 2: F O l K.

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Speaker 5: I do know that that's where my mom's from.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 3: And then in chance sound like a sorcerer, yep, Chance

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Speaker 3: two three Willie. And then there's a there's a B

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Speaker 3: so just a letter by itself, fare really B. And

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Speaker 3: then like hardigan is the he's a final word like cardigan,

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Speaker 3: but I think it's with an H.

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Speaker 9: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Next one it Hugh like Hugh Grant.

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Speaker 3: And then and the letter G just by itself, and

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Speaker 3: then erection is the final word, not not erection that

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Speaker 3: they're not necessarily okay. G.

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Speaker 2: Spot is the next one.

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Speaker 3: Two words first word G second word spot you got it?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then this one is This one's another one with

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Speaker 3: Second words owner, O, W, N E, R M hmm.

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Speaker 3: All right, So you've got to choose three of them.

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Speaker 3: Choose which every one you choose, which everyone you'd like?

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Speaker 10: Of the sixth?

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Speaker 6: Which ones would I be after? Well, I definitely need

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Speaker 6: a huge direction.

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Speaker 2: You're going to go for a huge erection yep. Race four, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 5: I'd like in Race five definitely the G spot ye because.

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Speaker 9: Those two, you know, hand in hand.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well that's slighting inappropriate for me, but I

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Speaker 3: understand what you're getting at.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, final one there for you.

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Speaker 5: And then i'd probably ask all that I would wonder

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Speaker 5: about Race Street.

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Speaker 11: Will we be hard to get?

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Speaker 3: You do very well? You're fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Did you actually write them down there? Stef?

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Speaker 1: You want to mean in a photo time for our

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Speaker 1: rejected ideas? It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: We get five minutes on a Friday Wilbur to repitch

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Speaker 4: some ideas that the producers did not think was good

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Speaker 4: enough to get on the show this week. Now, Will,

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Speaker 4: But I'm gonna be honest with you. When I pitched

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Speaker 4: this a few days ago, I thought we were going

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Speaker 4: to build a whole show around it. It was going to

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Speaker 4: be our flagship bit. And I'll just I'll just tell

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Speaker 4: you what it is. Sure, do you want to nude

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Speaker 4: bomb your kids? You get a parent on, they strip off,

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Speaker 4: they run into the room and just hilarity ensues. The

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Speaker 4: kids react, Oh dad, put it away. It's extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, All right, well, I think, well, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 3: I knew he'd pitched some pass, but it's past. It's controversial.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure legal already picking up the phone. There's all

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Speaker 3: sorts of issues there. All right, Well, I'll be Old

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Speaker 3: craiging to mine, because I think mine's actually very very good,

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Speaker 3: and I'm very confident you're.

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Speaker 2: Going to like mine this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Woods So Ed Sheeran has hindred it launching his own

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Speaker 3: extra strength range of SPF seventy sunscreen, which he thinks

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Speaker 3: is going to be great for redheads effectively. Now now,

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Speaker 3: look to be honest, I don't really care about that,

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Speaker 3: but right now we have a great singer launching a

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Speaker 3: great product.

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Speaker 2: Right now.

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Speaker 3: I know Ed Sheeran writes great jingles. I know he

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Speaker 3: writes great songs. But I know of one person who

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Speaker 3: is possibly the best jingle writer on the planet.

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Speaker 1: It's a blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: Her name's Dina.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you're not across Dina's work, and I mean

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Speaker 3: my idea obviously four rejected ideas today which I can

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Speaker 3: tell you already like, is that Dina comes up with

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Speaker 3: three jingles Fred Sean's seventy SPF sunscreen. The rules here

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Speaker 3: actually only has one song to do it, guys. But look,

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Speaker 3: just if you haven't heard Dinner on the show before,

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Speaker 3: she parodied Abba in and around Covid. I mean, she's

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Speaker 3: done all sorts of things, but there's just some of

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Speaker 3: her best.

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Speaker 12: Work Covid Lockdown. Here we go again, My my, just

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Speaker 12: how much I hate Can you hear the sounds of Lockdown?

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Speaker 12: It was only yesterday that I was totally Covid three.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you're thinking that's just a sample of the jingles, no,

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Speaker 3: that's the whole song.

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Speaker 2: But they're short, they're powerful, and she's the best.

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Speaker 3: And she joins us on the phone right now, Dina, Hey, guys,

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Speaker 3: how are you so good?

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Speaker 8: Dina?

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Speaker 2: So good to hear you. Boys? Have you what have

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Speaker 2: you been up to? My friend, you've been in the studio.

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Speaker 2: I imagine second record coming out.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah yeah, working hard, very hard at it.

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Speaker 2: Good stuff.

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Speaker 13: What's your da I've gotta warn you, guys, I've got

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Speaker 13: a couple of jingles for you, but I've got a

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Speaker 13: bit of a croaky throat.

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Speaker 9: This might not be my best word, but I'll give.

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Speaker 11: It a go.

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Speaker 4: You'll push You're a champion.

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Speaker 2: What's your day job? Dina?

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Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever asked you that. I mean, obviously,

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Speaker 3: jingles are your passion. But what's your day job?

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Speaker 14: I work in the base?

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Speaker 2: Oh right?

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Speaker 4: Is it one of the Big four, Dina? That's so much?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, one of the big four?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are you top brass at one of the Big four, Dina?

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Speaker 9: Not top brass?

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Speaker 2: If Dina was like sea of come well bankers.

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Speaker 4: Pitch your pitch your jingles to the bank, Dina suggest Yeah.

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Speaker 9: On the other occasion, just to get their feedback, definitely, oh.

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Speaker 2: Nicey, nice.

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Speaker 3: Well, they don't know what they're missing, Dina, if they're

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Speaker 3: not choosing your stuff. So look, I think now's the time.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone's been waiting long enough. Let's get into it, Dinna.

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Speaker 3: Here's the brief. Edge Hearing's launching extra strength range seventy

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Speaker 3: SPF sunscreen for redheads.

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Speaker 2: Okay, right.

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Speaker 3: Ed Sheeran obviously has a plethora of songs. I'll let

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Speaker 3: you choose which ones you want to go with. You've

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Speaker 3: got one song to write, three jingles, three Edge Sheering

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Speaker 3: parodies about s seventy SPF sunscreen for redheads.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 6: I am.

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Speaker 12: I'll give you a couple of thread My favorite one

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Speaker 12: is all right, well.

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Speaker 2: We Dinna will go to a song first. She's already,

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Speaker 2: she's already cracking. Can't turn it off. We're in the

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Speaker 2: middle of our rejected ideas this week.

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Speaker 14: Make your mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I have one rejected ideas this weekwards unanimously, and the

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Speaker 3: idea is to get the Queen of parodies on Dina.

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Speaker 3: She's unbelievable, this woman. She a para song parody to her.

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Speaker 3: Woods is like breathing. I mean, they're just they just flow,

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Speaker 3: they just flow from her. She's truly one of the best, Dina.

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Speaker 3: Thanks again for coming on, William Woode.

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Speaker 2: It's a pleasure to have you on here. Yep, thanks guy, No,

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Speaker 2: nowhere is at all.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get down to business, because I know you're

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Speaker 3: all business. There's no mucking around with you, Dinna. Edge

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Speaker 3: Hearan has announced it. Oh, he wants to release an

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Speaker 3: extra strength range of seventy SPF sunscreen for redheads.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: He writes great songs. He writes great songs. Are you

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Speaker 2: Dina?

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Speaker 1: I am?

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Speaker 2: Actually yeah, okay, well look, you know he writes great songs.

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Speaker 3: But but I'm sure absolute chicken feed compared to the

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Speaker 2: Mate, So so you're going to get it.

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Speaker 3: You've got three song jingles for Ed Sheeran's new seven

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Speaker 2: You've had one song to write all three of them.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 16: I am?

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Speaker 9: I am?

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Speaker 2: All right mate? Well you take it away all right.

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Speaker 12: So the first one is the shape of you.

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Speaker 1: In love with the sheep. Yeah, a big one.

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Speaker 4: That's a big one, it is.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm in love with a shade of you, the

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Speaker 16: I'm in love with a shade of you.

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Speaker 2: She's done it. I mean, all shade of you.

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Speaker 4: The shade he's thinking out, the shade you burn easily.

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Speaker 4: It's genius.

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Speaker 2: It's genius, Dina, Dina.

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Speaker 3: I mean, geez, I don't know if we can elevate

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Speaker 2: Else have you got?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Thinking out loud?

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Speaker 2: Okay, honey, now.

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Speaker 3: Wow, jeez, big big pipes, Dina on this one, Like

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Speaker 9: Now rubtrin into my pasty skin. Don't you send me beechs,

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Speaker 9: especially my cheese. I'm thinking out loud, baby, we should

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Speaker 4: The right of skin with chin was absolutely inspired. Dana's

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking out loud.

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Speaker 4: Please tell me you've got one more. You have one

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Speaker 4: for us.

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Speaker 9: That's the last one, guys. The eighteen they say.

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Speaker 5: All right, wow, okay, and they.

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Speaker 9: Say I should wear sunscreen to protect from the sunburns.

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Speaker 9: Been this way since thirteen, but lately fifty plus don't

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Speaker 9: save me burning up like paytrees wear sunscreen. The worst

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Speaker 17: Yeah, rearing uplike fastees, the worst thing in your life

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Speaker 17: is to burn your bumb I mean, doesn't get any that, Dina,

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Speaker 17: Thank you so much for coming on the show.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, guys for having me.

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Speaker 3: Wanted to be in your presence, mate, and just lending

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Speaker 2: All of them just feel like they've had butter porn

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Speaker 9: I don't know how many listeners you got left, but anyway.

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Speaker 2: Dina, they've they've flucked in, they've flocked. So good to

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Speaker 3: I tell you what's here and just watch your phone

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Speaker 3: mate because if you got away for that, he'll be coury.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Will and Woody the Will and Woody Podcast, we.

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Speaker 3: Have a very special guest in the studio this afternoon,

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Speaker 3: the one and I only Allen Carr in here.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is so lovely for beer.

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Speaker 2: Allen is touring.

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Speaker 3: I should say before before we get into a Ellen story,

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Speaker 3: I often forget to do this. Every major capital city

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Speaker 3: in Australia, you're playing the opera house.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, and the state there, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so pleased to do. But I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I just the other side of the world and people

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Speaker 3: It's so lovely because you were telling a story before

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, it's so I'm made out as

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Speaker 3: In the world.

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Speaker 1: So I know Sydney really well. So it's always an

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Speaker 1: it feels like I've gone full circle to be performing there.

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Speaker 2: Just amazing.

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Speaker 4: The show is called a regional trinket, but you're too

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Speaker 4: good for the regional market to do shows.

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Speaker 1: No listen because I don't know if you have this

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Speaker 1: over But in England, all the celebrities they say they're

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Speaker 1: national treasure. No you're not. And I just thought, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll go one lower. I'm a regional drinking. I really

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: What they say, introduce someone national treasure, a national treasure,

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Speaker 1: No one knows.

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Speaker 14: Who is it?

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Speaker 4: Who isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Who is national treasure though?

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Speaker 1: Who is the national Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Like if you had to say national treasure, who actually

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Speaker 2: And we'll do it. We'll do it for the UK

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Speaker 2: and then we'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, National treasure, can I tell you? And National treasure?

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Speaker 1: National track boom?

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Speaker 4: Who would be in Australian regional regional trinket original trigger

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Speaker 4: is still good.

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Speaker 1: Right they say they're listening. It's a bit of a

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Speaker 1: slap in the face.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: They're driving home, they're listening to you to Will and

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Speaker 1: then they start crying because I slag them off saying

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Speaker 2: Regional Okay, let's just imagine they're not listening. I don't

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Speaker 2: think you. I think Australian celebrities.

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Speaker 1: This is mangle whose movies neighbors?

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Speaker 9: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: Do you you was you in too much neighbors? I

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Speaker 1: used to be I used to be die Hard. I

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Speaker 1: was diing Harold Bishop. I'm turning into Harold you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: I could be playing for.

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Speaker 4: Tony Tony regional trinket toad fish.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, yes, okay, so do Australia. I'd say

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Speaker 3: Kylie's probably arguably a British national.

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Speaker 1: Is a bum, definitely lovely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a national tour.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: She got those we interviewed her. She got those gold

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Speaker 4: what do we call them?

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Speaker 2: Hot shorts?

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Speaker 4: Hot hot pants? Excuse me, sill, Sorry, sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 4: really across my short shorts. But she got it from

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Speaker 1: I live around the corner. Yeah, she got them for

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Speaker 1: fifty fifty yours.

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Speaker 14: I love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah you're gay. It's different for you to

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Speaker 1: Wow, my wife is.

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Speaker 2: When did you come out?

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Speaker 1: When you're this gay, you don't come out.

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Speaker 2: I was never in.

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Speaker 1: I was never in. And then I wandered. I said everyone,

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Speaker 1: I've got something to tell you. I'm gay. And people

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Speaker 1: were mouthing it as I was saying, I never had

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Speaker 1: a big I never had a big I never got

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Speaker 1: what shut the front? What I never had that I real.

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Speaker 1: Do you wish?

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Speaker 2: I wish I was with the appearance you didn't.

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Speaker 1: Ever they come on and I wrote to this show,

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Speaker 1: you know where they make dreams come true, to meet

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Speaker 3: Will a little bit about Rebel Wilson, who is copied

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Speaker 2: You're probably wondering, why is she copying grief?

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Speaker 3: She's coping grief because she announced that she had a

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Speaker 4: I just cannot believe that. And they also like she's

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Speaker 4: just been photoed walking into Leo's party and walking into

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Speaker 3: Well they didn't get a photo of walking out, So

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Speaker 2: Well, good honor, she's in there with Wesley Snips.

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Speaker 4: Oh Snips. He's always the last man standing, isn't he

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Speaker 4: bloody snips? When does that man sleep?

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Speaker 3: talking about Wesley Snips. Yes, so if you can confuse

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Speaker 2: So she had this baby via surrogacy, So she's not

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Speaker 3: I don't think I'm making assumption here to say that

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Speaker 4: I actually don't know the answer. But I don't think

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Speaker 4: I'm a question doctor.

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Speaker 2: That's a great question, would take that call.

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Speaker 3: But on the lactating front, this is what I want

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Speaker 3: to talk about because one of the issues with obviously

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Speaker 3: my experience with my partner Sam, is that it's just

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Speaker 3: the pumping thing to pump my breasts. They can't go

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Speaker 4: I know the music festivals you go to, that'll be

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Speaker 4: absolutely fine.

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Speaker 3: That anyway, the question we're asking before we get into

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Speaker 3: actually lactate? And Gallan, who's a lactation consultants, called gooday Gallan, Hey,

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Speaker 3: how you go really really well? Can you can you

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Speaker 11: Yes you can, so it just depends on if so

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Speaker 11: letdown breastfeeding the baby. So if so, say a same

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Speaker 11: sect partner, sometimes they want to be the ones.

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Speaker 2: To breastfeed as well.

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Speaker 11: It's a beautiful bonding thing. So basically what they can

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Speaker 11: of it's the fluctuation between your estern and your progesterone

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Speaker 11: and your prolactin.

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Speaker 3: There's a look going on there. So you're telling me

450
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Speaker 3: that what he could breastfait if he wants to. No,

451
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Speaker 3: I can see your message your nips. There the games

452
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: going on again, George, because it's pump up?

453
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 2: Where did you pump?

454
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 16: You?

455
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 5: Guys?

456
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,679
Speaker 2: Tell us where we'll guess whether it was breast pumping

457
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: or the other one. Catherine, where'd you have to pump?

458
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 6: So?

459
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Speaker 16: I was traveling between Melbourne and Sydney both well, all

460
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 16: three kids I've breast there and I didn't realize that

461
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 16: air pressure effects the milk. So I went into the

462
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 16: bathrooms just between Melbourne and Sydney to express and basically

463
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 16: everything exploded and I was covered in milk. It was

464
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 16: on the ceiling, it was it was the Yeah, I was.

465
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 16: I was using a manual pumps by the way, so yeah,

466
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Speaker 16: it was just it. They both just went nuts.

467
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah.

468
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 2: Said they both were nuts. Yeah, yes, that easy extrawdinary.

469
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,479
Speaker 4: Did Sam breastfeed or pump when on your flight Fiji?

470
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah she did.

471
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 3: Was there an explosion, well, if it was, it was

472
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 3: in the back of Max's mouth because she was breastfeeding. Yeah,

473
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: it might have been like Max is doing a beer bong,

474
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 3: you know, just like in the back of the throat there.

475
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 3: Took it well though, promising signs. I it was good

476
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: because you breastfeed on the way up in the flight

477
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: and the way down the flight as they swallow for

478
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: the pressure. Yeah, it was really nindy. Yeah, Kaitlyn's called Kaitlyn.

479
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 3: Where'd you have to pump?

480
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Speaker 8: I pumped in the Sydney night club around Angaroo. I've

481
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 8: just finished up breastfeeding actually, and I was the first

482
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Speaker 8: time I went out without my daughter, and I was

483
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 8: pumping into the sink because I didn't have a bottle

484
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 8: with my lips into the sink in the nightclub, in

485
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 8: the stink, So there was some sorts of available no privacy.

486
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 8: It was a bit bit of a funny situation, but yeah.

487
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Speaker 16: It happened.

488
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 5: I love it.

489
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Speaker 2: I love that.

490
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 4: It is sometimes sad hearing about the waisted milk.

491
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Speaker 2: All right, man, your fetish milk, breast milk fetish.

492
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 4: It's a black market where it's with like pouches thousands

493
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 4: of dollars, right like getting looked into it. I try

494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 4: to talk him into it.

495
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 2: Naomi, final one here, get me out of here. I

496
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 2: don't want to talk to any about breastfeeding anymore. You're

497
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: pumping and driving right now?

498
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 18: Yes, I am, I can hear it.

499
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 2: Yes, do you always?

500
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 3: Sorry?

501
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 4: Do you always drive and pump?

502
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: Naomi?

503
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Speaker 5: When I'm working so on the way home from work,

504
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 5: they get a bit sourced from not doing it all day.

505
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 9: So my selfie and driving.

506
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Speaker 2: Me.

507
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Speaker 4: I think it's fabulous that you're doing it while driving.

508
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 4: Do you ever get any weird looks though? When you

509
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 4: pull up next to someone at like a traffic light?

510
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 12: I can try not to look them in the eye.

511
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 4: So bloke has pretended to be dead for a full

512
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 4: year in order to get a job. Let me explain it. So,

513
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 4: this guy from Kentucky called Josh has been getting on

514
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 4: TikTok every single day for three hundred and twenty one

515
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 4: days straight, doing videos of himself in different positions, pretending

516
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,719
Speaker 4: to be dead effectively like I just thinking of creative

517
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 4: ways of lying down and looking like he was dead.

518
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 4: And that was in order to get his dream role

519
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 4: of playing a dead body on CSI Vegas. So the

520
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 4: great news is, so this guy's gone viral on TikTok

521
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 4: and CSI got in touch with him and they've given

522
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: him his dream job of playing a dead body in

523
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 4: one of their episodes, which I just think is extraordinary

524
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 4: and got on your Josh for just pushing through for

525
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 4: three hundred and twenty one days pretending to be dead

526
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Speaker 4: in order to get the gig. But here's the thing

527
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Speaker 4: for me, will I, playing a dead body in a

528
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Speaker 4: TV show or a movie has got to be one

529
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Speaker 4: of the worst roles you can play.

530
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Speaker 3: You would be there for hours and your direction got

531
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Speaker 3: just nice. Well, I don't know, you're getting paid to

532
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 3: just lie to lie still.

533
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 4: But if you're a professional actor, you just lie there.

534
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: But you know how the professionals down there, they don't

535
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 3: put the hot the hot hot jobs down there.

536
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 4: No true picture.

537
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 3: Dead body number three, But let's you're an extra thirty

538
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 3: bucks an hour to go on line in the bathtub.

539
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah sure, but let's be honest though, you're not going

540
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 4: to the pub after that role and being like, hey,

541
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 4: I played a dead body on Laura and Orna, have

542
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 4: bloody good a my I think it's it's not a

543
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 4: very impressive acting role, akayo and an inspiration of that

544
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 4: on thirteen one oh six five. I want to ask

545
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 4: the question to anyone listening right now, did you play

546
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 4: the worst role of all time? So maybe this was

547
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 4: in your high school or your primary school drama production.

548
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 4: Maybe you actually are a professional actor or an extra

549
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 4: and you just had an absolutely stinking role. If that's

550
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 4: you give us a call. I will never forget that.

551
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 4: My ex girlfriend, this was when I was in high school,

552
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 4: was cast as the dog from Annie. So so the

553
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 4: school was putting on the production of Annie, and she

554
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 4: got really pumped because she was like, I got a

555
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 4: great gig on the dog. But then two days before

556
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,959
Speaker 4: opening night, the obviously one of those drama teachers who

557
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 4: was taking away too seriously and apparently her dog performance

558
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 4: wasn't convincing me, so they replaced her with a real dog.

559
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

560
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 4: So firstly they asked her to play the dog, and

561
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Speaker 4: then she got replaced by a real dog.

562
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Speaker 2: So thirteen the real dog? No true in a shocking position.

563
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: Thereah, exactly right, But yeah, I want to hear more

564
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 4: of these shocking roles. Maybe you're a parent and you

565
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: had to go and watch your kid play a tree.

566
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.

567
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 3: In the Nativity scene, I was a cow, and then

568
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 3: this Nativity scene, you're.

569
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Speaker 2: A great cow.

570
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 4: What did you do as a cow?

572
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: Well? Just in the kinder Nativity scenes, I just in

573
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: the background. You don't do a lot.

574
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 4: Did your move.

575
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: The Birth of Jesus made? Yeahting around it?

576
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, give us your move? No, no, go on, I

577
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 4: want to see if you've still got it.

578
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 2: I've got a good move on me, go on. I

579
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: was expecting no one got there. You're lucky I did

580
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: that for you. Normally that that costs anyway, I know,

581
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: I know. Anyway, did you did you play the worst

582
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: role of all time. We'll take him up next time

583
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: of the backmore.

584
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Speaker 1: In just a bit the Will and Woody Podcast.

585
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Speaker 2: Love to hear from you, guys, did you play the

586
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: worst role of all time?

587
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Speaker 4: Whether it was at school or whether you're a professional actor.

588
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 4: And the reason we're talking about it is because this

589
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 4: bloke called Josh pretended to be dead for three hundred

590
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 4: and twenty one days traight. He was putting videos up

591
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 4: every single day on TikTok in order to get his

592
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 4: dream roll of a dead body on CSI Vegas. And

593
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 4: he's like, he's a great dead body, like easehit cracking

594
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 4: dead body, great at it. And anyway, they've offered him

595
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 4: a roll, so he's going to be a dead body

596
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 4: in an upcoming episode, which is it's extraordinary stuff. Let's

597
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 4: go to Gabby. He Gabby, what was the shocking part

598
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: that you played?

599
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: Hi?

600
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Speaker 5: Guys, So in grade three it was an activity scene,

601
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 5: me and three other kids who are under a giant

602
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 5: gray blanket playing a bullard and we were playing a

603
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 5: rock swat bull. He was in December. It was really bad.

604
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 3: They grouped three kids, so they had three kids left

605
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 3: over and now like right, we've got everything else we've

606
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 3: got the sheep, we've got the chickens, we've got the ducks,

607
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 3: we've got the cows, and got the.

608
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Speaker 2: Locks and must have been.

609
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 5: So we've got baby Jesus so that we're here. Were

610
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 5: just sitting under a rock and looking at each other

611
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 5: with sweating. It was in December.

612
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Speaker 13: It was in the church.

613
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 7: It was really bad.

614
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Speaker 4: Go ask Gabby, what's the conversation like with your parents?

615
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 4: You know, obviously they're proud as punch. You're in the

616
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 4: car driving. What do they say about your performance?

617
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: Is the rock?

618
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 5: My mom was like, oh, you're going to be a

619
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 5: rock and I was just like yeah, all the other

620
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 5: parts were taken and then like she was like okay.

621
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 5: And then of course she went and saw us, went

622
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 5: and saw the play and my mom was just like, right,

623
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 5: yeah he played it. It wasn't really an.

624
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure you were a great rock though. Yeah we were.

625
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 5: I mean we had to toil under that thick gray blanket,

626
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 5: so we tried our best.

627
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: So I keep getting there was three of you that

628
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: played the rock. It was a three person and two

629
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: other people. Wasn't a great rock.

630
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 6: Then, was it?

631
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 2: There would have been a lot of movement underneath that blanket.

632
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: I imagine it's been a hot day. Oh wow, that

633
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: is amazing.

634
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 4: Let's go to Ellen. Now, Ellen, this was in primary school.

635
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: What was the role you played?

636
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 14: So?

637
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 15: I was the cow, but I was the bottom of

638
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 15: the cow.

639
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 4: Is this is this the Nativity players were back?

640
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 2: We're back in in Nativity scene?

641
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 5: I think no.

642
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 15: So this this was in primary school and it was

643
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 15: multiple schools that came to watch different schools in that.

644
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 4: And I was the back of the care So you're

645
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 4: the cows?

646
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: Are so?

647
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 4: I think before the song we'll actually played a cow

648
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 4: in a performance. But I think he showed he did

649
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 4: an incredible move before to prove that, you know, you

650
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 4: should be the front of a cow. Ellen, do you

651
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 4: want to give us a move real quick just to

652
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 4: prove that you could have been the front of a cow?

653
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: Shocking, Ellen, given that you are the cows? Ass? Have

654
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: you got the goods on the other end?

655
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

656
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 5: Yeah? Probably?

657
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 15: Go on, Well, we had we had to dance, so

658
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 15: we had to copy the person that was in.

659
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 3: Front of us, right right, We're going for just a

660
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 3: quick fart joke there, But you've missed your Christie's called Christie?

661
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: Or was the crap role? You played Hi.

662
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 10: So I played the plate in the Beauty and the

663
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 10: Beast at my Dan's concert. Yeah, I was ten years

664
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 10: old and my mom invited my whole extended family to

665
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 10: come watch me stand in a cutout with my head

666
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 10: put through a white plate.

667
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 4: So, and what did you What did your parents say?

668
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 4: So same question to what I asked called before. So

669
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 4: you're back in the car. The whole family's Kevin Senior.

670
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 4: What do your parents said to you?

671
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 16: My mom was mortified.

672
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 15: We did not speak about it.

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Speaker 2: You don't talk about it.

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Speaker 4: Well, she was so embarrassed that she brought the whole

675
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Speaker 4: family and you just stood there playing a plate that

676
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Speaker 4: she doesn't talk to you about it.

677
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Speaker 10: I stood in the back, standing with the cardboard cut

678
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Speaker 10: with my face in the middle.

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Speaker 2: There was That was your job, Christie, that was your role.

680
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Speaker 2: That's why no one else is playing your plate or

681
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Speaker 2: their more plates.

682
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Speaker 16: No, I was the only and everyone else was.

683
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Speaker 10: Everyone else was made and beauty.

684
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Speaker 2: I thought there would have been like a bunch of plates,

685
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 2: but you're You're the only plate on the stage.

686
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 16: That was the only plate.

687
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: Wow, Christie, I wish we could have a happy ending

688
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Speaker 2: for you here.

689
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Speaker 3: And that is tragic. That's really sad. Have you redeemed

690
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Speaker 3: yourself since? Have you had any acting chops since?

691
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Speaker 10: No, I haven't. I think that was the end of

692
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Speaker 10: my acting career.

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Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't even the start. Let me tell you

694
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Speaker 2: right now, we're talking ridiculous punishments.

695
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Speaker 4: Woods. Yeah, the guy who egged the king, his punishment

696
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 4: is truly absurd. He is not allowed to touch an

697
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 4: egg for the rest of his life.

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Speaker 2: Got a question for you, So I've been thinking about

699
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: this whole song.

700
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what if he finishes school and he realizes that

701
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 3: he's got a passion for farming chickens.

702
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Speaker 2: Can't do it.

703
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Speaker 4: He's given it away. Now that he's thrown eggs at

704
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Speaker 4: the king, he can no longer become an again.

705
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Speaker 2: It's like what he was born to do.

706
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Speaker 19: Like, what if he's a prodigy chicken farmer, He's got

707
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Speaker 19: to do it from a farm, has to like probably

708
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Speaker 19: has to like be in someone's ear, or like would

709
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 19: he would need like some sort of person be in

710
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 19: his hands?

711
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Nah? But this is this

712
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: is this literally, Maybe he can appeal it, Maybe he

713
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 4: could go to the courts and go please, I was

714
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 4: born to farm the eggs or whatever.

715
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: There's a movie there is, actually there is Born to

716
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 3: Farmed Chickens banned from touching eggs.

717
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's right itself. That's a good show.

718
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 3: Vicky's called we're talking ridiculous punishments. Vicky, how did you

719
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Speaker 3: punish an employee?

720
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Speaker 13: My punishment was pretty nasty. I worked in a retail

721
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 13: store and I wasn't allowed to sack this particular employee,

722
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 13: but they were really really needed to be so I

723
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 13: got him up on the ladder pulling out the staples

724
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 13: in the roofs that had been used for a couple

725
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 13: of his you know, clearance sale side and liquid papering

726
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 13: up the holes.

727
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Speaker 3: Oh grim, thanks the call, Vic, Oh you Vick. You

728
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 3: know I say it on behalf of Australia.

729
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 4: That's extraordinary stuff.

730
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Speaker 19: So she's hoping that he quits there, right, yeah, I

731
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 19: think so it's likely, I think tek Vicky.

732
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Fiona here. Fiona, what was there ridiculous

733
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 4: punishment you gave your kids?

734
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,439
Speaker 7: I made my twelve year old and fourteen year old

735
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 7: shower together when they couldn't agree on two would shell first?

736
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 2: That's great?

737
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 3: Twelve and fourteen is a deliciously awkward age as well,

738
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 3: deliciously awkward.

739
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you would have especially had of that

740
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 4: because your younger brother much bigger. Let's go to Nicola here.

741
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 4: Of course you'd be embarrassed next to that thing. Let's

742
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 4: go to Nicola here, Nicola. What was the ridiculous photo.

743
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 2: It's pride now, Pride now, but at the time confront.

744
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 4: Put it down Nikola. What was the ridiculous punishment for kids?

745
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 7: Yeah? Hi, guys kills about twelve and eight, and they

746
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 7: just could not get along. And I warned them and

747
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 7: warned them. So I finally got this big T shirt

748
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 7: and I rode on it, the BFF shirt, and I

749
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 7: made them both get in it. And then I happened

750
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 7: they had to do chores together to get along. Yeah,

751
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 7: they did it about four or five times before they

752
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 7: realized that it wasn't I wasn't joking anymore that they

753
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 7: have to do it together. But yeah, it worked in

754
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 7: the end.

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00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: I love that.

756
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 3: It's crazy, Nick, You're gonna have two hundred bucks to

757
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 3: spend it. My this year gave Christmas brother the ball.

758
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 3: Will shop with your festive favor It's at my own

759
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 3: my store.

760
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: That is genius stuff, good stuff.

761
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 4: I've got to Aimen. Now, Aimen, what was your ridiculous

762
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 4: kind of good?

763
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 12: Mate?

764
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 4: We're good.

765
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 14: So my parents used to make me eating me underwear

766
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 14: when I was younger, because I'd always be wiping my

767
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 14: mouth and my fingers on my shirt and my pants.

768
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: Oh so he's just he's just stripped down before you late.

769
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 4: So you're at La Paqueta. You're at La Pagetta. In

770
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 4: your jokes, you're at La Pakeetta. Like in your jocks

771
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 4: you were adding public. You're being your jocks eating your dinner.

772
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 14: No, I'm not probably right.

773
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's what I was twelve years old, his dinner

774
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 4: in his jocks and love for getta.

775
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: No one else thought that.

776
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 2: No one else thought that.

777
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 3: Everyone was like, yeah, sure, and you did the table

778
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 3: at home, but I feel like, you know, like, how many.

779
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: Times were you stripped down to your jocks?

780
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

781
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: Really?

782
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 14: Really?

783
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 5: Sorry?

784
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: Was it like so that they put the dinner on

785
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 2: the table. You'd go to sit down and they'd go

786
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 2: and mate, you know the deal.

787
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 14: They mum would call out dinner. I'd come out in

788
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 14: my shirt and shorts and she'd be like, nah, if

789
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,479
Speaker 14: you're going to be wiping your hands and your mouth

790
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 14: on your shirt and shorts take them off. So no, whyon't,

791
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 14: She goes nut, I don't believe you.

792
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: Were you the only one? Were you the only child?

793
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: With other simblings, I'm the youngest.

794
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, so everyone else is inclines.

795
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Speaker 3: We've got the one and only Julia Gillard who joins

796
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Speaker 3: on the show right now.

797
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Speaker 15: Thank you.

798
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: It's ten years since this moment.

799
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Speaker 18: I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by

800
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 18: this man.

801
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 3: I will not and what we've got right now, So, Julia,

802
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 3: there's a woman called Riley who we know is an

803
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 3: enormous fan of yours.

804
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,479
Speaker 2: She's sixteen years old.

805
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 3: She's still at school, but she was six years old

806
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 3: when that speech came out ten years ago. She knows

807
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: every line of the speech off by heart. She is

808
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: totally obsessed with it, totally obsessed with you, and I

809
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: think totally inspired by you. So what we're going to

810
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 3: do is she doesn't know that you're on the phone,

811
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 3: so she can't hear me right now. So I'm going

812
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: to cross across to Riley. I'll let her deliver the speech,

813
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: and then after she has, I'll bring you up to

814
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 3: surprise her.

815
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: That's gorgeous, Okay, okay, okay, give me two sets. Here

816
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: we go. Hi, Riley, Hi, you're a big fan of Julia.

817
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 18: I am, actually yeah. I just think she's a really

818
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 18: strong woman. You know, she's made like a really good

819
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 18: example for all girls. Really, I mean, I know I

820
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 18: look up to her.

821
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

822
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 4: What do you want to do when you finish school?

823
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 18: I think I want to be a teacher?

824
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: Nice? Awesome, I love that.

825
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: Awesome.

826
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Riley.

827
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 3: Well, look, ten years since Julia Gillard delivered that famous

828
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 3: misogyny speech in Parliament. Obviously we can't get Julia, but

829
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 3: we've got the next best thing, which is you.

830
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: Are you ready to Are you ready to deliver it

831
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 2: to the nation for us?

832
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 14: I am?

833
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 18: Yeah?

834
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 2: All right mate, Well the floor is yours. What he's

835
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: going to shave his head and car in the corner

836
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: and play the reds jumping on an onion. All right, Riley,

837
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, go for it.

838
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 18: I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by

839
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 18: this man. I will not, and the government will not

840
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 18: be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man.

841
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 6: Not now, not ever.

842
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 18: The leader of the Opposition says that people who hold

843
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 18: sexist views and who are misogynists? Are not appropriate for

844
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 18: high office? Well, I hope the leader of the Opposition

845
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 18: has got a piece of paper and he is writing

846
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 18: out his resignation, because if he wants to know what

847
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 18: misogyny looks like in modern Australia, he doesn't need a

848
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 18: motion in the House of Representative, he needs a mirror.

849
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Speaker 2: A mirror.

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00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: Wait. Wow, Riley, powerful, Wow.

851
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: You even had a bit of a j gill accent

852
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 2: going on there as well. That's great stuff. Hey, well, Riley,

853
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: that was absolutely fantastic. But don't hear it from me.

854
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 3: You can hear it from Julia Gillard yourself, who listened

855
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: to the whole thing.

856
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: And is on the phone right now.

857
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Riley, that was amazing. I think you

858
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 15: delivered it better than I did.

859
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 12: I'm incredibly impressed.

860
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 15: Oh my god, thank you so much.

861
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 16: You know, when I was your.

862
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 7: Age, I wanted to be a teacher and I ended

863
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 7: up Prime minister, so you never know what's possible.

864
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Riley, all right, yeah, I'm good.

865
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: Wow.

866
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: That was amazing. Thank you so much for joining us, Riley.

867
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Speaker 10: Oh good guy, me you Riley, have you too?

868
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 16: I have a.

869
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 2: Wonderful day, mate.

870
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us, Julia Gillard, pleasure mate, Thank you

871
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 3: all for joining us.

872
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: Julia is shocked.

873
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 4: How about you trying to recruit her into politics very

874
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 4: quickly though, Julia, I wanted to be a teacher too,

875
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 4: but I became the Prime ministers.

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00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 12: Fantastic, very good fun, Julia.

877
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us.

878
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: Ten years since the Mesogogy speech in Parliament, Julia's book

879
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 3: Not Now, Not Ever is available now at all Good

880
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 3: bookstores to commemorate the ten year anniversary of that speech.

881
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: Julia, it's always so wonderful to have you on the show.

882
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 3: We're huge fans of yours here and I hope you

883
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 3: can hear for yourself what a talisman.

884
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: You have been for a whole generation of women.

885
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 5: It was.

886
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 2: It was really great to hear.

887
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 12: Thank you.

888
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 15: That was absolutely lovely, lovely lovely to hear.

889
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 12: Riley, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Pleasure, Julia. I have a great afterday.