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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>My buddy is a temple.

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<v Speaker 3>Mourn Bay is actually the energy that I'm going for

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<v Speaker 3>in the room.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you heard what a birth and sweet sounds like?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning Jack, Good morning Patsy Mony. Guys, tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a lot of emails about what you thought

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<v Speaker 4>were appropriate songs for a lady to give birth to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I should have stayed away from the Facebook comments

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday was.

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<v Speaker 4>They go for you. They moved on from Rogan. Now

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<v Speaker 4>Neil Young hears about this. He's going to put all

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<v Speaker 4>his music from Gold.

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<v Speaker 3>There were no subtleties. The reaction to my soft playlist.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a soft, calming playlist I thought my wife

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<v Speaker 3>would give birth to and put her in a state

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<v Speaker 3>of relaxation. They were like, will come for you with

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to kick you.

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<v Speaker 4>In the nuts? Persair on this very show yesterday with murder. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>my men are audio producer twice, so I'm trubles though

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<v Speaker 4>It's split, isn't it? Because I got emails from some

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<v Speaker 4>men that said, oh I did something like that, But

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<v Speaker 4>we're men. Yes, but can you see the thing here? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Who don't like it? Women? Imagine most painful pooh you've

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<v Speaker 4>ever had? Guys, and then doing that over thirty hours?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to hear Jack Johnson's a soundtrack?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't people think I'm making this as a surprise

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<v Speaker 3>for Bianca. She's on board with her.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows how she is now, She's never given birth before.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to speak to her afterwards. Ago, how did

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<v Speaker 4>that Jack Johnson's song go for you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be surprised if she kicks me in the nuts,

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I'll say.

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<v Speaker 4>On the day, someone else in an email said that

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<v Speaker 4>they would have shoved this speech up your backside. So

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<v Speaker 4>so many threats, In fact, I would say almost in

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<v Speaker 4>the history of the show, more threats than anything about

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<v Speaker 4>your planelist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday, I only got one person who came to my defense,

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<v Speaker 3>and she DMed me, so it wasn't even in a

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<v Speaker 3>public message.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh dear, it's a private thing. Sliding into your DMS

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<v Speaker 4>didn't really seem to you publicly. I don't stand with Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for sending me your version of a

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<v Speaker 3>soft playlist.

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<v Speaker 4>So happy These are seriously some of the songs on

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<v Speaker 4>this birthing playlist. She said that the nurse, I think

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<v Speaker 4>the kid is just going to come out half asleep

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a Gail. I'm coming over now must.

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<v Speaker 3>The person who Dan said that the nurses applauded her

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<v Speaker 3>great soft playlist, and then she went on to tell

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<v Speaker 3>me that she gave birth for forty four hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Forty four hour labor.

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<v Speaker 2>That's only a record. That's phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, wait, that is insane. Hey, isn't amazing news that

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<v Speaker 4>they announced? You just say about international boarders being open.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister in law has booked a ticket within an

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<v Speaker 3>hour of seeing an article come out, And his sister

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<v Speaker 3>has been wanting to come out bet for the birth

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<v Speaker 3>of the baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Because your wife has to have fat some family here,

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<v Speaker 4>own family.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, her parents can't come. Her sister's been trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get an exemption, but there's only exemption from mum and dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's been really hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Hasn't been able to come. Yesterday at three o'clock in

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<v Speaker 3>the afternoon. As soon as we saw it, we got

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone with her and she's already booked to come.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of weeks after the baby's.

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<v Speaker 4>Jew there'd be so many people. That is amazing news.

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<v Speaker 4>And the great news for Melbourne is get ready, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>the backpackers are coming back. We're seeing them returning very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a drop off even sounded like a taxi

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<v Speaker 4>driver out. I had a take my daughter apparently around

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<v Speaker 4>to do some home around at a mate's house. I

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<v Speaker 4>did not see a lot of documents anyway. I went

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<v Speaker 4>round there and I was asking for the address where

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<v Speaker 4>we had to go, and she said Keith Street, as

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<v Speaker 4>in the boy's name, Keith Street. I said, it can't

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<v Speaker 4>be called that. You must have gone on, must be reef.

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<v Speaker 4>We're in Australia. Street name is lazily named lack Lass,

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<v Speaker 4>just as a street called Keith. I said, they know

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<v Speaker 4>there is that area we saw we drive into Adelaide. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>the whole town. But they won't have a street here,

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<v Speaker 4>surely not. Come on and she goes. Nowadays, I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 4>sure she lives on Keith streets. Sure enough. I get

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<v Speaker 4>on Google Maps. There are several Keith Streets in the cities.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that this one up near you in Coburg, right,

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<v Speaker 4>you know about in park Down, and then there's one

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<v Speaker 4>where we were going in Hampton. I can't think of

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<v Speaker 4>it any more unimaginatively named street than Keith. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like they told a cancer or something like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to name a street after you, and he

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<v Speaker 3>expected it to be a surname with many streets, and

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<v Speaker 3>then they've just gone Keith Keith.

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<v Speaker 4>It's such a strange. I love the fact. I hope

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<v Speaker 4>there is a song called Keith that actually lives on

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<v Speaker 4>Keith Street. But anyway, i'd love to know this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we buy seven o'clock right, go through the alphabet

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<v Speaker 4>and a to z of street names with boys' names,

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<v Speaker 4>So we've got k covered with Keith.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? I could add Ross Street was the street next

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<v Speaker 3>to us when I was growing up Ross Street.

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<v Speaker 4>That's are done, okay. I think we might struggle when

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<v Speaker 4>we get to Z. Do you think there are any

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<v Speaker 4>like Zeke Streets, Avenue, Colder, Zach Driveway, Zach Boulevard, Zebedee

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<v Speaker 4>Driveway or something. Listen, I'm guessing with the Keith one

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<v Speaker 4>people that have these planning meetings, because there's people's jobs

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<v Speaker 4>to come up with street names. That was late on

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<v Speaker 4>a Friday, when they just couldn't be bothered to come

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<v Speaker 4>up with anymore. That went Keith, and then on Monday

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<v Speaker 4>went are we still going with Keith? Yeah, don't matter

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<v Speaker 4>printed all right, So can you give us a street

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<v Speaker 4>named after a boy? We've got Keith and Ross.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>On Keith's Saturday. Jackie Boy obviously was going through trying

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<v Speaker 4>to find names for your son to be born a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks time. Did you consider Keith?

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<v Speaker 3>We did not, and not many others because the name

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<v Speaker 3>is dying out, had its heyday in the sixties, nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>sixties six, it peaked where they're probably lucky the streets

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<v Speaker 3>keeping it alive because people aren't naming their babies Keith anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just googled famous Keith's right, and all I've seen

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<v Speaker 4>is Keith Urban and Keith Richards and then it gets

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<v Speaker 4>really flimsy. All right, let's go to lines now, Colleen,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, good morning, good morning, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>And which street name you donating to our eight.

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<v Speaker 5>Z John John Street. I lived down near Rye and

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<v Speaker 5>there was the John Street, just.

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<v Speaker 4>Simply named John Street.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time they get down to the beach. You're

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<v Speaker 3>just lazy about naming the street.

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<v Speaker 5>There was quite a few others, but I can't mention them.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think so, Why now I'm intrigue rude ones.

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<v Speaker 5>There was heat, There was heaps of male male names

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<v Speaker 5>in the streets around there.

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<v Speaker 4>There were all right, sorry, gotcha, all right, Kelleen, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much giving us John.

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<v Speaker 6>Street, no worries, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Why was she sensoring? Dan? This goes right to the top, Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>I Dan, I said too much early with John Street.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's just leave it there.

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<v Speaker 3>The Rye City Council will be after me.

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<v Speaker 4>I start true crime podcast. What's going on down there?

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<v Speaker 4>Down there? And rhino street name Dion, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 8>Tiger upright in the corner from mad Deon Rayer and

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<v Speaker 8>my name's day On.

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<v Speaker 4>What a shame you couldn't move to Dion of Dion.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be great, like a Lord Dion of Dion.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I've got another one for you if you're interested.

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<v Speaker 8>Joined were sort of joined at the hip of that

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<v Speaker 8>clas mates Perconval straight.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's the street name. Hell of a street name.

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<v Speaker 4>Perceval's great dealon. We love that Dion's wrestling with the

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<v Speaker 4>car right now. It's tramped under the bonnet, Dian What

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<v Speaker 4>the hell is he doing stuck in a tumble dry man?

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<v Speaker 4>If you're interested. Yes, it's early, guys, it's early, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So we got Percival jackie boy. I love that one. Scott,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Here are you today?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good mate? So eight is out of streets of

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<v Speaker 4>boys names. What have you got, Scott, Scott straight, of

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<v Speaker 4>course you have. Do you live on that or is

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<v Speaker 4>it near you?

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<v Speaker 6>I was around the corner from up. I lived in Melton.

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<v Speaker 6>I grew up in Melton and Scott Street was just

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<v Speaker 6>around the corner from me.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, good, solid one that Scott. Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 4>for Scott Street. Have a good day. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 4>Nicky Nikky. Yes I'm sorry, sorry, yeah, shorten the court

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<v Speaker 4>Sewan as in Shawn of the Dead, shorn court. It's

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<v Speaker 4>our first court, not necess street. We're upgrading now. Fancy

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<v Speaker 4>a courtyard a court, all right, Nikky, great one, Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much, Take care, Thank you. Anonymous is coming

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<v Speaker 4>on with this, phoney, have all the stuff we talk

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<v Speaker 4>about this you want to remain anonymous and I'll get

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<v Speaker 4>on the record with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Anonymous, what's going on the sawning the high seas this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Anonymous? Good morning, Hi there, I've got a street name

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<v Speaker 4>for us.

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<v Speaker 10>I do have an ac the morning.

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<v Speaker 11>I've got a J.

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<v Speaker 4>Way in my god, it's all going on a meltain

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<v Speaker 4>a J way, just an initial to give it a name,

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<v Speaker 4>just some letters aj.

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<v Speaker 12>A y ajyd.

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<v Speaker 4>When are the Backstreet boys come over next year? We

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<v Speaker 4>need to get a j and get them to do

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<v Speaker 4>an intimate performance on a J street. We should make

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<v Speaker 4>out that we had it named for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Drive him out to Melton.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we all love that. Yes, yeah, Anonymous, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much. You call and a squeeze one finding on

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<v Speaker 4>him from Paul.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Good morning gang. How are we now?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good? Paul? So a street name with a boy's name.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'll give you two, please, Paul pool Place and

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<v Speaker 6>Michael Lane.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, the pp Pools Place.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a great one, genius named after me and my father.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 6>That's exactly right. My uncle is a builder, audas is

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<v Speaker 6>the Autation suburbs and many many moons ago did a

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<v Speaker 6>subdivision was looking for street names, and he got Michael Lane.

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<v Speaker 6>Paul Place and close after my sister Mom is there.

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<v Speaker 3>This is incredible, Poor mom, poor mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Catherine. So we've got Paul Place, Michael Lane. I love

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Line. Michael Lane is an eighties detective, isn't it Lane?

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<v Speaker 4>Her name's Lane, Michael Lane. That's got Michael Lane, Paul Place,

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<v Speaker 4>and what was he the one? Catherine?

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<v Speaker 10>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>Catherine Close?

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<v Speaker 4>I think Catherine Close? Right?

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<v Speaker 6>And I grew up on Trudy Place, which is burned

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<v Speaker 6>out for my ad gotcha.

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<v Speaker 4>This is You've given us so many stuff here, all right, Paul,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much and cool no.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I had to drop my daughter off at a

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<v Speaker 4>mate's house. A friend lived on Keith Street. Mind blown.

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<v Speaker 4>So today we're trying to go through the alphabet A

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<v Speaker 4>food Z streets with boys' names. Once we've completed this,

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<v Speaker 4>when then do the same with girls names. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 4>right now boys name? So Jackie Boy, we have got

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a J Way, Dion Roe, John Street, Keith Street,

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Lane, our favorite one p for Percival Street. There's

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<v Speaker 4>Ross Street and Sean Court Court. Yeah, all right, nine

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<v Speaker 4>four one four one O four three let's go to Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Joe, morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 13>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 4>Joe? I hope you're well. Thanks for giving us a court.

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<v Speaker 4>What have you seen?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, I've just driven past Eugene Court in Lowell plenty

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<v Speaker 14>perfect name.

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<v Speaker 4>You, Gene. That's a great one. A live spotting Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep them peeled, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 15>I'll be I'm on the case.

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<v Speaker 13>I'm on the case.

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<v Speaker 14>Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave. You can just patrol around the streets and calling

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<v Speaker 4>us constantly.

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<v Speaker 15>Okay, okay, I'll get the mellways out.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Thank you very much, Joe. It's got a Kathy.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Kathy, good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>How are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>Morning?

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<v Speaker 6>Jack morning.

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<v Speaker 4>We're great, Kathy. And what have you got for is Kathy?

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<v Speaker 4>What street name?

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<v Speaker 11>I lived on Henry Street in Pakenham and I actually

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<v Speaker 11>named my dog after.

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<v Speaker 6>It as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Great idea, love that young Henry the dog off Henry Street.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great, Henry, good solid name. Is that a contender

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<v Speaker 4>for Henry Post?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's too popular for us. It's in the top ten.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it is Henry popular. All right, Kathy, Thank.

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<v Speaker 6>You very much, say typical good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you back at the industrial lathe? Hi? You at

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<v Speaker 4>the fatrick.

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<v Speaker 8>Debbie, Debby, Yes, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on with you? Debbie? Very noisy there? You're

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<v Speaker 4>moving around, you're getting ready, you're busy, you're on the go.

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<v Speaker 8>Ah.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, I'm in the car park at work.

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<v Speaker 4>Right okay, wait, sounds trying to break into the cars?

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<v Speaker 4>Are I?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Alibi? Are we? Debbie? Cutting me off. I was on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio helping out with their inquiries. Debbie, what is

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<v Speaker 4>the street name you've got for us?

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<v Speaker 12>And Neville Avenue?

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<v Speaker 4>Neville Avenue? What is right? One? That is a brilliant one?

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<v Speaker 4>Never was one of those names. It's like a Keith,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it. They're just it's just not kind of nell.

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<v Speaker 4>There were the surname Neville. The two English great football

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<v Speaker 4>players played for Manston in England called Gary and Phil Neville. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>brothers play for Manchton in England. Their dad is called

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<v Speaker 4>Neville Neville. No, I'm not making this up, right he was.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a cricketer like and then he became an agent.

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<v Speaker 4>Gary and Phil's dad Rio, I'm right. What are you

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<v Speaker 4>seeing right now on Google?

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<v Speaker 3>British cricketer footballer Neville Neville, agent and director. You know

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<v Speaker 3>a lot about Neville Neville.

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<v Speaker 4>You never once you know that fact.

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<v Speaker 3>You just want to know more.

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<v Speaker 4>He's called Neville Neville. Guys, it's like a rapper Neville

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<v Speaker 4>double locking it. If you'll call Keith Keith, Keith cool,

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<v Speaker 4>Keith crazy Keith. Anyway, that's not from now, but the

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<v Speaker 4>Nevel's are very excited for me. Thank you for that,

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<v Speaker 4>Debbie say done. Who we got here? Jenny?

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<v Speaker 14>Hi, guys, how are you?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good, Jenny. What have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 12>I've got swanky?

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<v Speaker 4>Now we are going to struggle with the letter you,

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<v Speaker 4>I think, because we get down the you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>bottom end of the alphabet. We're going to struggle a

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<v Speaker 4>bit with these. But swanky is that.

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<v Speaker 14>Sons with an A E r in.

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<v Speaker 3>Is t okay? I don't think it is a boy's name.

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<v Speaker 4>Rio go on Facebook and so it begins with with

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<v Speaker 4>an eye Warren.

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<v Speaker 16>I can't find a single earned swanky in anywhere of

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<v Speaker 16>Facebook starting with an E.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's billions of people a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, we're going to have to discount that one, but

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<v Speaker 4>thank you for trying to thank you though. How we going, Barry?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, good morning, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, yes, what have you got for us basa otually.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got Barry Street in Garry and I'm Barry and

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<v Speaker 7>my father's Barry. And thank god my wife stepped in

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<v Speaker 7>and stop me from calling my eldest boy. He has

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<v Speaker 7>the second name.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a Barry Denier. This is amazing. So it's is

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<v Speaker 4>it Barry Street?

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<v Speaker 7>Barry Street in marab near the corner of the teen

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<v Speaker 7>Highway and shout throw I know what you.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean, right well, I didn't know that was Barry Street. Barry,

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<v Speaker 4>great dependable name, Barry post, unstakable. Boy's name's a post.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like that guy?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit of Australian.

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<v Speaker 7>Great name preferred, that is, but I'll move forward with

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<v Speaker 7>anything else that's that's a variation.

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<v Speaker 4>Got you Barry? Thank you very much. All right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 17>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll come back to our eighty head of streets with

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<v Speaker 4>boys names you won't be surprised to know. Wide open

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<v Speaker 4>for the letters U, V, X, y Z. I think

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<v Speaker 4>we've done half the alphabet. Halfway there, but those are

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<v Speaker 4>the easy ones. All right. Some of your emails that

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<v Speaker 4>have come in since yesterday's show light All of the

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<v Speaker 4>mailbag is about one thing, what we talked about yesterday,

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<v Speaker 4>what Jack talked about yesterday, the birthing playlist. He's making

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<v Speaker 4>actual songs from it. All right, so take us through

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<v Speaker 4>the vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>We're building a sanctuary in the birthing suite, very relaxed,

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<v Speaker 3>calme You've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got You've got some lights you're going to bring in.

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<v Speaker 3>Bringing in fairy lights. Also got some fake candles to

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<v Speaker 3>place around the room.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be maybe diffused it with some oils.

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<v Speaker 3>I was actually going to come to you about sense

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<v Speaker 3>of the room because you love your oils and your

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<v Speaker 3>essentials and create just the safest place. Yes, this will

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<v Speaker 3>be playing yes, this is yes, and reminding bankle to

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<v Speaker 3>breathe through the birth three two creeds four out two

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<v Speaker 3>three four, and the whole thing will be a calm,

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<v Speaker 3>enjoyable experience.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's now get some feedback from the real world.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard, Hey, the real world, I've heard this, and

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<v Speaker 4>seventy eighty percent of these emails from the ladies. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>first all go to Jesse Christian. I say this is

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<v Speaker 4>someone who gave birth to the first baby four months ago,

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<v Speaker 4>so very knew mum. Congratulations Jesse, Hazel I say this

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<v Speaker 4>in someone it was in labor for thirty six hours

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<v Speaker 4>followed by an emergency C section. I say this is

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<v Speaker 4>someone who had the essential oils and the heat packs

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<v Speaker 4>and the healthy snacks. Oh yeah, check toss yesterday. He's

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<v Speaker 4>got an entire pack of what thirty cliff bars bus

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<v Speaker 4>along with our wedding playlist to help provoke positive memories.

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<v Speaker 4>Not a bad idea, guys. The essential oils didn't make

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<v Speaker 4>it out of the bag, the heat packs were kicked

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<v Speaker 4>off the bed, and the healthy snacks were placed with

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<v Speaker 4>a sausage McMuffin in held in a single bite. How's

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<v Speaker 4>the playlist? My husband had turned that on, I'd probably

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<v Speaker 4>try to throttle him with my ivy. Yes, okay, there's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot, so many threads, so many threats, that plainist

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<v Speaker 4>of Jack's. I'd say, there's a good chance and that

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<v Speaker 4>boat speaker's going to end up at the bottom of

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<v Speaker 4>the birthing bath. But bless his little cotton socks to

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<v Speaker 4>try and all the best to be anchor for the birth.

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<v Speaker 4>The midwives will probably have some earplugs on hand that

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<v Speaker 4>might be the best use for them if he starts

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<v Speaker 4>playing any of that miserable low fi music. I do

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<v Speaker 4>mis fight.

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<v Speaker 3>I have seen the staff would like this. They're running

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<v Speaker 3>around busy all day. You'll calm the staff as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian. I was listening to the show yesterday. I heard

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<v Speaker 4>Jack talking about playing music for his wife John the

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<v Speaker 4>late stages of pregnancy and labor. My mom got load.

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<v Speaker 4>This comes from Liam O'Connell. Sin source is very confused

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<v Speaker 4>because that is my dad's name, and he's even putting

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<v Speaker 4>brackets here when he signs off, Liam O'Connell brackets, not

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<v Speaker 4>your dad, thank you, because my dad I've now asked

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<v Speaker 4>to say, when you do emailing, can you put brackets?

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<v Speaker 4>I am your dad, So anyway, Liam O'Connell here, not

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<v Speaker 4>my dad. As he was saying that his mum wrote

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<v Speaker 4>a six page document about what was happening during the

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<v Speaker 4>last few weeks of her pregnancy with him back in

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand Lovely Thing, gave it to him when he

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<v Speaker 4>was twenty one, and also this was the song that

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<v Speaker 4>she actually gave birth to Jackie Boy Killing Heidi, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you pushed it this free push crowd crowd, crowd freak. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>this is more like it versus O.

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<v Speaker 3>Love Killing Mary's Place.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, time Base.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you Nem O'Connor brackets. Not my dad, Christian Jackiebats

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<v Speaker 4>listening to the podcast about It's Reaching out of the

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<v Speaker 4>world now this comes from England. Listen to the podcast

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<v Speaker 4>about Jack's birthing playlist reminded me of the birth and

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<v Speaker 4>playlist I cre had for both of my daughter's births,

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<v Speaker 4>with memory wife being massive pink Floyd fans. That was

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<v Speaker 4>all that was on the playlist. Finally, on formerly birth,

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<v Speaker 4>not a lot of variety, so both of his kids,

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<v Speaker 4>he queued it up perfectly like a great DJ came

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<v Speaker 4>out to this great gig in the sky.

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<v Speaker 8>What a song.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an entry in the world from the womb. Hearing this,

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<v Speaker 4>sadly that won't be the story for Eugene Post whatever

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<v Speaker 4>he's calling it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Ninety movie teenagers free wheeling in the late sun of

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<v Speaker 4>the evening and open. Christian, I'm listening. I was listening

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<v Speaker 4>to the nighttime show yesterday evening about Jack's playlist for

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<v Speaker 4>the impending birth. I never forget my wid wife telling

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<v Speaker 4>me someone she worked for this is this is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>This also Australia. It's comes from Sorry Brook Campbell. Christian

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<v Speaker 4>I'll never forget my midwife telling me about someone who

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<v Speaker 4>worked for that she was a mad Collingwood supporter. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't need the match out to the front there we

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<v Speaker 4>got him as such. She wanted to be screened at

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<v Speaker 4>during the birth. How she was as if she was

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<v Speaker 4>on field being screamed at by the fans. Other guts

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<v Speaker 4>what hey, lo, everybody's different.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you facilitate that? Get audio from a game?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, who knows? Anyway, guys, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 4>for these amazing emails. A bump edition of Latela Party.

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<v Speaker 4>As always, anything you hear us talking about on the show,

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<v Speaker 4>whether you catching up with an old podcast or hearing

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<v Speaker 4>the show, you can email us Christian at Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 4>dot com dot au ber.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We need some help. We need some song suggestions tomorrow

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<v Speaker 4>exactly this time tomorrow on the show from seven o'clock

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<v Speaker 4>when we get into our eighties of the nineties about

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<v Speaker 4>the letter b tomorrow. So today, Jackie Boy and I

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<v Speaker 4>were going to watch Bad Boys. It's another Michael Bay

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<v Speaker 4>movie like Armageddon, but Will Smith, the movie that made

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<v Speaker 4>Will Smith the big movie Star and also the awesome

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<v Speaker 4>Martin Lawrence as well. So we're watching that what we

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<v Speaker 4>do with the eighties, it like we did last year

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<v Speaker 4>with the eighties and the eighties with this last week

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<v Speaker 4>with kicking up with the nineties letter A. It's great

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<v Speaker 4>fun playing some songs you haven't heard in ages, and

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<v Speaker 4>so we'd like your out right now, we're looking for

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<v Speaker 4>song suggestions from the nineties to do with the letter B,

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<v Speaker 4>so that can be the artist or the song title.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna chuck this one up in from the nineties

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<v Speaker 4>Beck Loser. We did some brilliant stuff hotally.

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<v Speaker 7>This album meadow Girl, She's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Albums, This song particular, one of the greatest only ninety

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<v Speaker 4>to a song ever. As well. In the time of Chimpanzees,

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<v Speaker 4>I was among the bole I'm on it, I'm on it.

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<v Speaker 7>That's how a.

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<v Speaker 3>Guest the year, oh, early nineties, ninety two.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have said, ninety two, ninety three, Patsy, what

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<v Speaker 4>are you going there to do with it? Let her

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<v Speaker 4>be song title or artists. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Blood on the Dance Floor by the One

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<v Speaker 2>and Only MJ because it takes me back to a

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<v Speaker 2>time when he was here for the History World tour

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<v Speaker 2>in ninety six, and I went and saw him. You're lucky, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I met him, actually met Michael jack met Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>We never heard this, I guess I've never picked it

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<v Speaker 2>out until now.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard some stories. I Michael Jackson, how did you

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<v Speaker 4>meet him? Another way that she heard to us m J.

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<v Speaker 4>MJ like that's the sort of people that maybe worked

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<v Speaker 4>from all the record. MJ's here reception again, the rest

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<v Speaker 4>of us is Michael Jackson. J.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I was a cent as a reporter down to

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<v Speaker 2>Tullamarine on the tarmac to meet his private jet. There

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<v Speaker 2>was not a big throng of media. There was only

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<v Speaker 2>about I reckon ten of us and.

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<v Speaker 4>See must have looked out that window went I'm the

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<v Speaker 4>biggest style of the bloody even taken me. He's a

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<v Speaker 4>strange eyed woman. Now, oh behind you, it's not you. No, No.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very exclusive, and we watched his jet come

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<v Speaker 2>in and waited for about twenty minutes and he walked

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<v Speaker 2>off and he had a black face mask on and

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<v Speaker 2>he's black for Dora and I think a red shirt

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<v Speaker 2>and black pants.

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<v Speaker 4>And so did you interview him?

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<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't interview him to me, why do we.

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<v Speaker 4>Get into the meeting him. You saw him walk off

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<v Speaker 4>a plane?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, And he came down the steps and we're

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<v Speaker 2>all waiting in mind that.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone, because you made it, I met him, how you've

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<v Speaker 4>described him as how anyone would describe Michael Jackson in

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<v Speaker 4>the getting to the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, anyway, he had a lot of makeup on,

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<v Speaker 2>and he you know what, he actually looked like a

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<v Speaker 2>wax dummy. It madame to swords.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so no. The whole experience was so surreal

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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't believe it was him. And he came

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<v Speaker 2>up and he shook my hand. His hands are enormous,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, they are sure what do you mean

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<v Speaker 2>sure gloves they're enormous.

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<v Speaker 4>Video She's not got massive, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Has huge hands. I remember as he approached me, that's

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<v Speaker 2>all I could see. He was this tiny, little waspy figure,

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<v Speaker 2>quite but massive hands. And he reached his hand out

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<v Speaker 2>he had a glove on, and shook my hand and

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<v Speaker 2>smiled and looked me in the eye, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. I was just like wow. The whole

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<v Speaker 2>world stopped spinning. It was Michael Jackson, and he had

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<v Speaker 2>all these security guys checking under the car and around

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<v Speaker 2>bubbles in no, no bubbles, bubbles was flying the jet,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe. But yeah, he played at the g in

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<v Speaker 2>ninety six. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you interview him on the tarmac or no?

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<v Speaker 2>I just got to meet him.

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<v Speaker 3>What was the point of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was I was covering it, I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>voice reports. No, why is that insignificant discounting of pop?

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<v Speaker 4>We've been told before, but those is plain nice. This

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<v Speaker 4>is not insignificant.

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<v Speaker 3>It's huge. I just imagine you came back to the

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<v Speaker 3>radio stession like, Okay, what did you ask him? What

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<v Speaker 3>did you recording?

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<v Speaker 4>Let me upload this audio?

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<v Speaker 3>Looking in my eyes, you know what hand All you've

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<v Speaker 3>got is a witness disguision.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna you're gonna have to put me back on

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<v Speaker 4>it right now. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson has massive hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, who is the biggest star jack you have

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<v Speaker 2>ever met?

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<v Speaker 4>Three Z P one nine, I am news. Michael Jackson

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<v Speaker 4>has massive hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, but I think it's the biggest thing since sliced

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<v Speaker 2>bread that I met him in touch.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the biggest scandal you hear about Michael Jackson this decade.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not that documentary. Sorry story, this is so the

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<v Speaker 4>song to do with the letter by all you've given

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<v Speaker 4>me an idea for a new feature once a week

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<v Speaker 4>called Long Story Longer.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go live Now to our Winter Games correspondent Jack Boast,

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<v Speaker 4>what happened at the Games yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunate scenes actually for Team Australia in the Winter Olympics yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>There's an event called the ski athlon where they go

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<v Speaker 3>around a massive track on skis and then at some

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<v Speaker 3>point they changed the skates and keep going. Hard to understand,

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<v Speaker 3>but what I could get together was the Australian athlete

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<v Speaker 3>fell behind so far that the leaders lapped him. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>and then an official had to come essentially tap him

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<v Speaker 3>on the shoulder and say, hey, are you getting in

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<v Speaker 3>the way of the other guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do do go and get hot chopper if you

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<v Speaker 4>lost your mum or something, because this actually is an

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<v Speaker 4>big event. Oh we thought you were taking the biss

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<v Speaker 4>this this needs to stop going away.

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<v Speaker 3>Norway and Russia humidiating.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't even want to share his name because I

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<v Speaker 4>actually feel sorry for the God doesn't matter. You trained

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<v Speaker 4>for four years, four years, and it's led to that.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of that any kind of Olympic event

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<v Speaker 4>where an official has to come and go, hey, mate,

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<v Speaker 4>get off. It's embarrassing the other she just actually is

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<v Speaker 4>getting in the way of the actual pro.

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<v Speaker 3>I imagine he comes home and always made like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>show us the tapes of you at the Winter Olympics

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<v Speaker 3>are man.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't God Dad Beijing human rights. I know I

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<v Speaker 4>brought out. Sure, they said they saw you. You are

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<v Speaker 4>like ski gear on. You'll look a bit all right

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<v Speaker 4>this morning. Then let's down with this unknown guy. We've

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<v Speaker 4>all got a sporting everyone, Yeah, but not if you've

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<v Speaker 4>trained for four years to a professional level. It's your

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<v Speaker 4>one thing in life that you said to the world,

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<v Speaker 4>this is me, this is me now doing the old

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<v Speaker 4>what's it called skiathon? Some of those events. The one

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<v Speaker 4>I love is what's the one where they do a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of skiing and they get the gun out and

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<v Speaker 4>just start shooting. Is a biathlon. It's like a James

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<v Speaker 4>Bond movie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like them go skiing and snowboarding and I satting

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, all right, but that's not a full Olympics.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're going to have to come up with some

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<v Speaker 3>up guns.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So we want to hear your story this

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<v Speaker 4>morning about sporting failure. Patsy, you were actually very good

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<v Speaker 4>at sports. You did your highland dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was good at dancing, not so much sport.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Once I swallowed a blowfly when I was performing, it

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<v Speaker 2>was horrific.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>What could I do? My natural instinct it was buzzing.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you performing? So? Why are you doing one

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<v Speaker 4>of your hind and dance.

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<v Speaker 2>And getting judged by all these judges.

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<v Speaker 3>And so judging the judges, are you outdoors or indoors?

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<v Speaker 2>Outdoors? And the natural instinct is to want to like

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<v Speaker 2>cough it up, but you can't. Like highland dancing is

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<v Speaker 2>a bit like Irish. You have to be very serious,

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<v Speaker 2>very sort of stone faced.

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<v Speaker 4>You do.

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<v Speaker 2>So every time I turned around, I'd coffin spluttered trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get it off.

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<v Speaker 4>I love how she's taken this traditional dance, and I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't we singing coffee every day.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I think the fly just gave up and

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<v Speaker 2>went down.

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<v Speaker 4>Swallowed staring there to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great, but I won the dads.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what bro? What a bro? Sarah works on the

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<v Speaker 4>show has also got a story about sporting failure. Sarah,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your story for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 18>Well, back in high school, I was playing volleyball and

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<v Speaker 18>me being what five to one? I think you can

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<v Speaker 18>imagine how good i'd be at volleyball.

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<v Speaker 4>You see some powerhouses who are quite.

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<v Speaker 3>You need the short people on the team to do

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<v Speaker 3>in the setting.

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<v Speaker 18>Yes, yes, well that wasn't the case. I was terrible.

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<v Speaker 18>I was that bad that the teacher looked at me

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<v Speaker 18>and she's like, Sarah, like, what are you? Are you

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<v Speaker 18>taking the mickey? Like this is so bad?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, give us a call. Then your story is

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<v Speaker 4>about sporting failure. Own your pain.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Madonna Like Your Prayer twenty five to eight Tuesday Morning,

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell Show. This morning, dig deep, go into you

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<v Speaker 4>hurt lockers, and tell us your story of sporting failure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be really honest with you, right, I'd rather hear

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<v Speaker 4>stories about sporting failure than success. We take down from

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<v Speaker 4>the pros. We love them. However, what's funnier than success

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<v Speaker 4>is failure. So this morning we're diving into it. Your

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<v Speaker 4>stories of sporting failure. I remember in nineteen eighty nine,

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<v Speaker 4>there was a British title boxing fight and one of

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<v Speaker 4>the boxes, Tony Wilson, has been so badly beaten by

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<v Speaker 4>his opponent, Steve McCarthy, his mum got came to the

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<v Speaker 4>corner of the ring, took a shoe off and started

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<v Speaker 4>hitting the opponent. This was live on TV for a

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<v Speaker 4>national middleweight title. Your mom, your grown up, dudes, you're

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<v Speaker 4>a professional boxer. He retired after that. Tony Wilson, his

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<v Speaker 4>mum took a shoe off and started hitting the other guy.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a bad boy attacking my son. All right, sporting failure, Steve,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 19>Good morning, gang, Happy Tuesday. Way back in nineteen eighty three,

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<v Speaker 19>I think it was eighty four when I was much

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<v Speaker 19>more awesomer than I am now. I was in the

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<v Speaker 19>nightclub and it was kind of late in the nightclub

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<v Speaker 19>day and the word went out, we're going to all have.

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<v Speaker 7>A push up competition. So I said, no problems. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>really good at this. I can do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Nightclub obviously changed, but one time I got.

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<v Speaker 19>This very good, but now as a winner, so whoever

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<v Speaker 19>one got a slab, So I thought, no, I can

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<v Speaker 19>do this because I was really in my prime them days.

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<v Speaker 7>So here we go.

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<v Speaker 19>So I'm going hard and going really well. Got up

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<v Speaker 19>to ninety two ninety three and I won't She won.

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<v Speaker 4>The Company nightclub. Been drinking all night. Just squeeze off

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<v Speaker 4>ninety two ninety three, nine thousand and five, ladies.

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<v Speaker 7>No, to be serious.

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<v Speaker 8>I used to do those for almost a living.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Pressed called the wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is sporty, fair, tough guy, toughest man.

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<v Speaker 19>Anyway, what happened As I've done that and I've gone right,

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<v Speaker 19>I'm going to do the rocky here and show off

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<v Speaker 19>a little bit. So I've gone the left handed push up.

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<v Speaker 19>They was single handed, and then when I flicked to

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<v Speaker 19>go to the right hand, my shoulder popped out and

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<v Speaker 19>I dissocated my shoulder and the band went through through

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<v Speaker 19>the top of my shoulder.

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<v Speaker 4>Another one, guys, and that was it.

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<v Speaker 8>I won the slab both.

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<v Speaker 7>I couldn't drink it in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, Steve, thank you very much. You got mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, welcome, have a great day guys.

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<v Speaker 4>For a mate. Uh, Peter, good morning, sporting.

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<v Speaker 13>Hey guys, how are you is?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're good. What's your story for us? Pete?

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<v Speaker 13>Good back?

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<v Speaker 14>A few years now. We used to play under tens

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 14>football and one so they matched. The coach said, we've

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<v Speaker 14>got no goalkeeper hasn't showed up, So I've decided how

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<v Speaker 14>hard can it be?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go in the goal.

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<v Speaker 14>So meantime we as the game was going on, we're

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<v Speaker 14>playing against this other team. I swear with like ninjas

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<v Speaker 14>all over the place. We've got to talk about eight nial,

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<v Speaker 14>nine nil, ten nil. In the end, the coach ended

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<v Speaker 14>up speaking to the other coach and they decided the

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<v Speaker 14>best thing was to put two of us in the goals.

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<v Speaker 4>On top of each other.

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<v Speaker 3>At least just stem the bleeding somewhat.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what many is the time I wish

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<v Speaker 4>watching a soccer game, wish they had double keepers.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, they guided it up. That might be the solution.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's all they did. Yes, that we.

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<v Speaker 14>Couldn't stop them all over the player.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh my, Peter, that is a great one. We're

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<v Speaker 4>going to give you a prize for that. In fact, Peter,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll give you a two Hunchdow voucher for Interflora.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great story. Thanks your story, Pete. Have a

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<v Speaker 4>great day.

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<v Speaker 6>Have good day.

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<v Speaker 4>By remy good morning. Yes, how are you going a

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<v Speaker 4>very good on shore? Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 13>Yes, thank you. So when I was bucking friends and

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 13>I was studying so at school for the trimester, the

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<v Speaker 13>teacher said, okay, we're going to try to play golf.

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<v Speaker 13>So we went to the driving range and then I hid.

0:35:13.800 --> 0:35:18.280
<v Speaker 13>So I was already the little clown of the classroom,

0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:25.879
<v Speaker 13>always trying to make everybody love. Hasn't changed ground, yes,

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<v Speaker 13>And I hit the ball. I hit the ball as

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<v Speaker 13>hard and strong as I could. And then you went

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<v Speaker 13>in the sky and it was pretty windy, and the

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.919
<v Speaker 13>ball went on the left, landed on the car park

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 13>and smashed the wind screen of the car. And so

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<v Speaker 13>the teacher told me like, please don't touch anything anymore,

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<v Speaker 13>just have a set. And then the last time I

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<v Speaker 13>went on the sports class it was baseball. And then

0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:58.839
<v Speaker 13>I hit the ball. I is hard and as strong

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<v Speaker 13>as I could. And when I was about to run

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 13>to do a home run, I threw the bat behind me,

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:07.280
<v Speaker 13>but the bat landed on the knee of the girl

0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 13>who was trying to catch the ball, and I just

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 13>dislocated her knees. Oh, reamy, And that's it. Terms after

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 13>the less time last summer. The next time I went

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 13>to play sports, the teachers that I think you feel

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 13>on well today you're just going to sit and watch it, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Remy, thank you very much your stories there.

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, I'm my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast Janette.

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<v Speaker 15>Good morning, Good morning, Christian hell I, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show. So take us there. What happened

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<v Speaker 4>to you, Jeanette?

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<v Speaker 15>Okay, I was in year twelve, I would high school

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<v Speaker 15>and I was in the swimming squad. Now I wasn't

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 15>a really good swimmer and diy neated someone to backtrack. Now,

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 15>all the other swimmers had advisers, and I was asked

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<v Speaker 15>to do the back track, so I wasn't really happy

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 15>about that, but I'll jumped in to give it a shot.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 15>So I swam fifteen meters and I was batching everyone.

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 15>So I'm thinking I'm pretty pretty hot here. And I

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:07.479
<v Speaker 15>did the turn and I swam tell for leather and

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 15>there was no one behind me, and I'm thinking handful

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:13.040
<v Speaker 15>of might just so hot swimmer. So I kept swimming

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 15>and after five seconds there was still no one there.

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:19.160
<v Speaker 15>So I stopped and I turned around and everyone had finished.

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 3>You didn't notice them.

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh the horrible radization.

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<v Speaker 15>So I stopped, I swore, and I got out of

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 15>the pools, disqualified myself. Two wars of laughter and screens

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 15>and Yahoo's all out.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know what, that would have been the height

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 4>of the day. You would have given on a good chuckle,

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.879
<v Speaker 4>so you would have cheered everyone up with that amazing performance.

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.920
<v Speaker 4>And I said stroke is the hardest stroke because someone

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 4>said you're not a good swimmer. It's the hardest stroke

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 4>to do. Back stroke.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so shit, honestly, no bad swimmer. I chose

0:37:53.840 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 3>backstrot as well. Felt like the least likely to drown

0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:00.279
<v Speaker 3>doing backstroke because you're facing up into the sky, can't

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 3>see where you're going to hit your hand on the.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeanette. Thank you very much, you cal that's your share

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<v Speaker 4>with that.

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<v Speaker 7>Kathy, Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you.

0:38:11.760 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 4>I'm good? So here we got karate Kid on the line.

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 11>Yes, yes, Now, as a fellow martial arts aficionado.

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 10>You'll understand this.

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<v Speaker 12>Christian.

0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 11>We were having a little tournament within our club and

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 11>I was, I was fired up. I was going to

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 11>win this tournament.

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I was.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 11>I was standing on the line ready to start the

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<v Speaker 11>five I went to step off alone and my little

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:44.399
<v Speaker 11>pinky toes stuck to the Jigsaw Man. The Jigsaw man

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 11>so left that behind a fractured dislocation. I didn't get

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 11>to throw a kick.

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:50.000
<v Speaker 19>Or a punch.

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 12>That that was the end.

0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:55.640
<v Speaker 11>I was hopping around on one leg.

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<v Speaker 4>Make it even your football track basically in.

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<v Speaker 15>The mat yeah, well yeah, it just sort of.

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<v Speaker 4>High that Sun Valley High tournament and karate Kid guys.

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 10>But then to make it worse, so it was also

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 10>say six weeks and then when I came back, I

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 10>had to do twenty knee jumps, set out and push

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.280
<v Speaker 10>ups for dropping the s bomb.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my little clankee. It's quite extreme system there a Kathy,

0:39:36.120 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 4>thank you very much.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:39.799
<v Speaker 15>And cool thanks Christian, Thank you Kathy.

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<v Speaker 4>The karate Kid. Andrew one last one, Good morning, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey morning. So I was on a rugby trip with

0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 9>obviously the rugby team, and night before the finals we're

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:55.560
<v Speaker 9>doing pretty well, went out for curry and beers, because

0:39:55.560 --> 0:40:00.360
<v Speaker 9>why not, And next day we jumped into the scrum

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:02.440
<v Speaker 9>of the match and I don't know if you've been

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 9>in one of those before, there's a fair bit of pressure,

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:07.640
<v Speaker 9>pressure built up, a little bit and they may have

0:40:08.239 --> 0:40:11.360
<v Speaker 9>let out a wee bit of a liquid pool into

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 9>my pants and kept that in the pants for the

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 9>rest of the game, because you can't stop during a

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:21.320
<v Speaker 9>final and so can't.

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 4>You can't take your shorts off and give you a

0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 4>little squeeze out and put them back off.

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<v Speaker 9>No, not really clean up while student bile, but yeah,

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 9>you keep it in there. And one of my friends

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:32.719
<v Speaker 9>got to shove his head right up there during every

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 9>scrum for the game.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm went to guess did Jack Post put

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 4>you through? Did you beat to Jack on this.

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<v Speaker 7>Team most likely tell you to do now I know.

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<v Speaker 4>You go into one of them. Okay, could you just

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<v Speaker 4>clean up the language? This is it cleaned up?

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Shakespeare wrote this school. What do you know

0:40:55.600 --> 0:41:00.320
<v Speaker 4>what it's because he's so very posh. Thank you, Brince Harry.

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:05.479
<v Speaker 4>They are ruggaball and then they are ruggable Boris Johnson's son.

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<v Speaker 17>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Time now to open up the lines once more for

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<v Speaker 4>your sightings of the most incredible, strange, bizarre, unusual thing

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:20.279
<v Speaker 4>you've ever seen. And when you call me up on

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one O four three and say.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't believe what I saw?

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 4>And then the three of us will say, what did

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 4>you see? We should have practiced short and joan here

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<v Speaker 4>once again you will call us something. You go, guys,

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:39.200
<v Speaker 4>you won't believe what I saw? And we will all

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 4>say together in unison, what did you say? That is

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 4>really good? That is tight? All right? So you call

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 4>us up today, You tell us what you've seen over

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:51.000
<v Speaker 4>the weekend. You reckon you've seen this well, but I

0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 4>saw a lady sluted Craig Gray, marching through the streets

0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 4>of you know, and young people when they're going wait,

0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 4>they're not like there's no meeting wait for them, right,

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 4>Why are you in a rush? You know? You go, oh,

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 4>get a load this one, you know, and sort of

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:09.319
<v Speaker 4>you know, chat to themselves and just barking along the street. Right,

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 4>she's moving a pace with this little yappy dog behind her.

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 4>Yuppy dog stops cox it's leg on a twenty somethings

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 4>leg and does a pee on it. Right, not half

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.880
<v Speaker 4>ten Saturday morning, while people are instantly just waiting for

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 4>their coffee. I couldn't believe this. I still go, hey,

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 4>and dogs has done that, and she just goes, what

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 4>did you do that for? At the door and then

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.440
<v Speaker 4>powers on to goodness knows where she's going, somewhere to be.

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 4>She had someone to be, She had a hustle on.

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<v Speaker 4>She had a hustle on. So I wanted to call

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<v Speaker 4>us up this morning, Jack, what is the most unusual

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 4>thing you've seen?

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<v Speaker 3>You won't believe what I saw?

0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:39.439
<v Speaker 2>What did did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>This weekend? You know those bike trailers, like a three

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:45.239
<v Speaker 3>wheel trailer you can put your kids in. Oh, you're

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 3>pulling on the back of your bike? Yeah, along, thank you.

0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 3>On the beach, a guy had strapped it to his

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.439
<v Speaker 3>waist and was jogging down the beach with this.

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 4>In the heat this weekend. That is extreme. Rio. What

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:57.400
<v Speaker 4>did you see?

0:42:57.560 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 3>You won't believe what I saw?

0:42:58.960 --> 0:42:59.879
<v Speaker 13>What did you say?

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:02.280
<v Speaker 3>A man fishing with a bow and arrow?

0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Pretty sure?

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 4>Let's your bear grills. You can't be doing that.

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.439
<v Speaker 3>He was just in the shallows with a bow and arrow,

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 3>just firing it.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:13.880
<v Speaker 4>Was he spearfishing? No?

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:16.239
<v Speaker 16>No, no, not a spearfishing kid like a bow and

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 16>arrow like Robin Hood's bow and arrow, just firing it

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:19.560
<v Speaker 16>into the water.

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 3>And do you watch a lot of survive? But you're

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 3>sure you didn't see it on TV. This is in

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:24.919
<v Speaker 3>real life photographic proof.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's just stuff. We're looking forward, caught us up.

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<v Speaker 4>You believe what I saw? In and then the three

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 4>huts will say what did you say? Get in there?

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast, you won't believe what I saw?

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.759
<v Speaker 4>And then the three of us together in Unison, we'll say,

0:43:43.120 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 4>what did you see? Very good team?

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Peter, you won't believe what I saw?

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 3>What did you see?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh?

0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 4>There we peak too soon. I was staring out the

0:43:57.280 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 4>window and really big old crane going on. Sorry, Peter,

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 4>start again.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza places, everybody seen.

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<v Speaker 8>You won't believe it? I saw?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you say?

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Well?

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:11.759
<v Speaker 13>I saw a.

0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 12>Bit of a kerfuffle at a seven to eleven and

0:44:16.200 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 12>I thought, what's going on here?

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:19.360
<v Speaker 6>And then the next thing, you.

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<v Speaker 12>Know, out from out from the people in the car park,

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 12>this guy came out and he was dressed like a

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 12>natural cowboy, right, you know, black and the studs and

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 12>the wide rimmed hat and all that, the skinny jeans,

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 12>and he was walking his goose.

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 4>All that adds up to kaff I'm afraid.

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 12>He was walking his goose, wasn't on a leasha or anything,

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 12>and I wanted to go.

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<v Speaker 13>Across the road.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you won't know once you see that goose going

0:44:58.440 --> 0:45:03.759
<v Speaker 4>from the been Cowboy and you say this was at

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<v Speaker 4>the seven eleven.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, well I'd just come out of a hardware sort

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:10.760
<v Speaker 12>that was across the side street from the seven eleven,

0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:14.759
<v Speaker 12>and I just saw this. You know, this is acuity.

0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:16.760
<v Speaker 12>I thought maybe they were having a fight or something.

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Some cowboy that's not the mind goes a straight.

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Cowboy versus goose and then they walk away together. The

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 3>original couple they.

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 4>Went to seven eleven to go and get slushies.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 12>Maybe it wasn't on a leash. The goose was just

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 12>walking with him, you know, loose.

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 3>On the loose.

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 4>New game on the show. Peter going to send you

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<v Speaker 4>a prize. This is a great call. And Peter, anytime

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<v Speaker 4>you ever see any kind of kerfuffle, my friend, please

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<v Speaker 4>call the kerfuffle hot line. This show is always looking

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<v Speaker 4>for stories of a kerfuffle. Ready cheered us up this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>You made us laught, so thank you good.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, it certainly made me ravel.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't have a leach, no, which Peter would just

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<v Speaker 4>say that it's been out Pete Peter, we let you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay by mine help the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get into our Montague street Bridge bingo. It seems

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<v Speaker 4>to me like barely a week goes by you don't

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<v Speaker 4>hear about some incident. Someone's got wedge eat under the

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<v Speaker 4>Montague street Bridge. So we thought were turning this into

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<v Speaker 4>a game. It's going to work out. When do you

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<v Speaker 4>think it's going to be? We asked you to actually

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<v Speaker 4>give it a date and a time. Where do you

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<v Speaker 4>think the next strike is going to be at the

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<v Speaker 4>most infamous bridge in Australia. I think the Montague Street Bridge.

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<v Speaker 4>We turned it into bingo Jack. How many days in

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<v Speaker 4>total since it was last hit?

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<v Speaker 3>It's well above average, sixty two days since the last one.

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<v Speaker 3>Average is every fifty five days as it gets hit.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's got to be soon. It's due. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 4>some of your guesses now are in the rear view mirror.

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<v Speaker 20>I'm saying feb second at seven forty one am, sab.

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<v Speaker 13>Four, ten thirty in the morning, Hey, I reckon the

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<v Speaker 13>fourth of February two.

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<v Speaker 10>But at three point thirty I reckon it's going to

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<v Speaker 10>go Valentine's Day morning.

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<v Speaker 4>And open by about eleven.

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<v Speaker 15>O'clock Wednesday, the sixteenth of February eleven am twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven to turn in the afternoon, so some of those

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<v Speaker 4>there could well be right heading into Valentine's down Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>That was actually quite a common one. People thought they

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<v Speaker 4>weren't going to be concentrating. We were also hoping to

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<v Speaker 4>try and speak to any of the people because a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of people have hit that bridge right.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Melbourne pretty much.

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<v Speaker 4>We've never actually spoken to any. Audio closest we got

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<v Speaker 4>was Amanda's story.

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<v Speaker 10>Hi, Christian, my name's Amla.

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<v Speaker 8>I heard you talking about the Montague Bridge.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 12>A made of mine in the nineties was driving.

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<v Speaker 6>The calibration truck for the Army, so big truck.

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<v Speaker 20>And he ran under the bridge and literally peeled the

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<v Speaker 20>top of the truck off like a opening a can.

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<v Speaker 20>He was stuck under the bridge for approximately four hours

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<v Speaker 20>before they can get the recovery equipment and tow trucks

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<v Speaker 20>and things to get him up from under there. And

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<v Speaker 20>he didn't live that down for the next twenty years

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<v Speaker 20>while he's in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Army twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>The bridge is stronger than the Australian Yeah, it's an

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<v Speaker 3>official medium.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there is an open invitation to call us if

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<v Speaker 4>you're listening to this and it's the first time we've

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<v Speaker 4>got us talk about Montague Street Bridge bingo and you're

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<v Speaker 4>slinking down in your seat a bit, avoiding your own

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<v Speaker 4>eye contact to Miraga actually took on me. I hit that.

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<v Speaker 4>We still love to hear someone just like what was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Like what happened? You do? You call the little number.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to stay there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a safe space to keep and talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not going to laugh at you celebrate this.

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<v Speaker 4>We're turning it into Montague Street Bridge bingo.

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<v Speaker 17>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Time for this Mornings at Work Time Waster. Axel Rose

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<v Speaker 4>turned sixty yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy Birthday, Axel.

0:49:09.320 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 4>Actual reasons. Axel was famously late for Guns and Roses

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<v Speaker 4>show in Florida nineteen ninety one. He was ninety minutes

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<v Speaker 4>late because he was watching teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Two

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<v Speaker 4>Secrets of the Ooze, which, for fans of that kennel

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<v Speaker 4>of work, that is a great one. Had a gig

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<v Speaker 4>in Bonos Aires in nineteen ninety seet three hours late.

0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 4>He refused to come out till the hotel chefs made

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<v Speaker 4>him natchos and cheese. That's proper rock and roll behavior,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it. In Sweden he had to cut a gig

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<v Speaker 4>short because he bit a security guard on the lake.

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<v Speaker 4>Rock and roll, folks, rock and roll. Okay, So today,

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<v Speaker 4>with the news that Axl Rose has turned sixty, we're

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<v Speaker 4>looking for your older bands. Guns and Roses more like

0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:55.480
<v Speaker 4>guns and roads already. I haven't put that one through

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<v Speaker 4>panic at the bingo? Did he say?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I on gold?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you what? Mariah Carey's not getting any younger? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>that's right, she's little bit older now Maria's carad Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>They atribute to Blink one eighty two PC four So

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<v Speaker 4>old guys, what's my age again? We're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 4>carb and date you.

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<v Speaker 3>Mark oppers silver up to a gold for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, thank you?

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>They they might be giants, but I'm not sure. I

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<v Speaker 4>just put my glasses on.

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<v Speaker 3>Were they giants? Bronze? Oh you were waiting for a pad?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Take us back that. Michael Jackson nonstoore? Oh a

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<v Speaker 4>P diddy? What's a well, it's like P didd he

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<v Speaker 4>no a p you know? And o a p an

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<v Speaker 4>old person. Oh gee, I'm loosing the room and the who? Sorry, Darling,

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<v Speaker 4>could you speak up? The who? You have to speak up?

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<v Speaker 4>Silver plus thank you, Jackie White, all right, older bands.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister bombastic is not getting any younger.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he isn't. Saggy simple, powerful, effective, kafuffle Gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you rest modest blouse?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Nice? Blows yes, blows.

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<v Speaker 3>Cocked and Nan Morrison.

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<v Speaker 4>Then Morrison they might be chance. I just put my

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<v Speaker 4>glasses on.

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<v Speaker 3>What a wonderful night for a moon dances.

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<v Speaker 4>From there? That's then Morrison's zero is it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Indian man Morrison?

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<v Speaker 13>From there.

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<v Speaker 4>He's Irish something Morrison is Irish?

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<v Speaker 3>Nan Morrison?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, okay, as well that that was something we don't

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<v Speaker 4>need here again. Send that character to Carl of Jackie

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<v Speaker 4>over when they wind up corpse, Where were we? I

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<v Speaker 4>tell you we were older bands. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 4>she's shouting in.

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<v Speaker 1>The schedule, Carla Brner, No, you're listening to the Christian

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<v Speaker 1>O Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>You ready to Mark?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Let's go through the lines, taking your time wasters, John.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, Christian the Strolling Bones Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Johnny By, let's go to Jason. Very good goal, Jason, brilliant.

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 4>Brett's good morning, Silver wheelchair stumbob but still strong, Well done, Brett.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to Richard.

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<v Speaker 8>Colostomy maneuvers in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's go to Kirsty the grinders.

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<v Speaker 15>And the grannies.

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<v Speaker 18>Don't what is it so instead of the mums, grandma's

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<v Speaker 18>and the grindead that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Too smart for us. That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, Sorry, Kirsty, it should have been a gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good, Tim Tim the good Christian. I'm good, buddy, Tim.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your.

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<v Speaker 6>A minute?

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<v Speaker 12>Funerals?

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<v Speaker 4>Keep it like? Come on, Timbo, Rachel.

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<v Speaker 12>Rachel retirement village people.

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<v Speaker 4>That is genius, well done. Rachel could be the winner. Ella.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, so like, what's the dress code?

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:49.439
<v Speaker 1>Is it black tied?

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<v Speaker 15>No, it's a Croc party.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, still a block party, Croc party. That's very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver Deserve. I didn't like the little play.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the little play. How come is good enough

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<v Speaker 4>for us? She's joining the play?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just didn't. I didn't believe the characters.

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<v Speaker 4>Alight Healla, Debbie the rolling Tombstones Silver back at the

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<v Speaker 4>old creator. All right, let's go to Michelle.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi, Christian City Bowlers.

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<v Speaker 4>City Bowlers, set of Bay City Rollers.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's the bowler part?

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<v Speaker 4>And old people that have the bowler sat on a

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<v Speaker 4>Sunday a silver plus. Thank you, Mark, good morning, Old choosel.

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<v Speaker 3>Did your computer write one for you?

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<v Speaker 9>I was listening to Jimmy Barnes before, and I've got Old.

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<v Speaker 4>Choose Silver breaking into his safe. But those jokes away.

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<v Speaker 8>Matt good I've got Mike and a geiatric.

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<v Speaker 4>One final one one for the road, Simon.

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<v Speaker 14>The Iron Spinsters instead of Iron Maiden Bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't like it all right? Who's off the go?

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<v Speaker 3>See Crowded House Rachel, Congratulations, Retirement Village people.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I just really on you got your a little button there? Well,

0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:18.040
<v Speaker 4>you can turn your own microphone off because I obviously

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:20.880
<v Speaker 4>control the buttons here and sometimes your one starts flickering

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<v Speaker 4>and I keep telling engineering it's broken.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's me sorry, it's up to over there. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a cofugh button, so it was invented so if I'm coffee,

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<v Speaker 3>I can cuff off Mike. But I use it for

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<v Speaker 3>adjusting the mic so you don't hear that like sound.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why talk about it when they go

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<v Speaker 4>what's over that's interesting? Just have a nice on catcher

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<v Speaker 4>by the technical side of radio as we go behind

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<v Speaker 4>the mic Tomorrow's show today. We started this earlier after

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<v Speaker 4>I drove to a street I didn't know existed yesterday,

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<v Speaker 4>Keith Streets Keith Street. So we're trying to do the

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<v Speaker 4>ators that today of streets with boys names half completed

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<v Speaker 4>but also means half uncompleted, Jackie boy. What are the

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<v Speaker 4>streets where we do have names?

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a J Way, Barry Street, Dion Road, Eugene Court,

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<v Speaker 3>Henry Street, John Street, Keith Street, Michael Lane, Neville Street,

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<v Speaker 3>Perceval Street, Ross Street, Sean Court. We are still looking

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<v Speaker 3>for boys' names. C F, G, I, L O, T U, V,

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<v Speaker 3>W X y Z.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, any of those streets, please let us know. Christian

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<v Speaker 4>at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. Tomorrow we're getting

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<v Speaker 4>into the A to seat of the nineties with the

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<v Speaker 4>letter B. Part of that, we're talking about Blockbuster video stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the other ones, yead is it video Easy?

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<v Speaker 3>We have Video Easy and Voyager Yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Of those right. We want to if anyone can remember

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<v Speaker 4>having to pay a late fee. We want to know

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<v Speaker 4>what movie did you have to pay a late fee for?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it an Arnie movie?

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the days my cousin still got Mickey Blue

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<v Speaker 3>Eyes from Blockbuster, Saundy Blockbuster to close talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's terrible, unnecessarily Hugh Grant movie. I think he's got

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<v Speaker 4>a New York accent.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never said this.

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<v Speaker 4>We should get some of it. Hugh Grant's idea of

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<v Speaker 4>a New York accident. It's unbelievable. And then the other

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:15.799
<v Speaker 4>thing we will be doing Jack and I our homework today.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to watch a movie tonight, why don't

0:57:17.880 --> 0:57:19.440
<v Speaker 4>you dig it out as well? To do with the

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<v Speaker 4>letter B. The movie this week from the eighties of

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<v Speaker 4>the nineties is Bad Boys. We were wondering if we

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<v Speaker 4>can buy some brown shirt Boss Smiths.

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<v Speaker 21>You see you, the more will be served, Justice will

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<v Speaker 21>be done.

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<v Speaker 4>You forget to boarding pair and boys will be boys?

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<v Speaker 1>Men boys.

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<v Speaker 4>What you're gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>Bad boys? Bad boys?

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:57.760
<v Speaker 3>What you gonna do?

0:57:58.320 --> 0:58:02.680
<v Speaker 4>What you gotta do? What ambar are you mable? It

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<v Speaker 4>is on tomorrow. B of the eighties and the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast