Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: My buddy is a temple.
Speaker 3: Mourn Bay is actually the energy that I'm going for
Speaker 3: in the room.
Speaker 4: Have you heard what a birth and sweet sounds like?
Speaker 1: It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Good morning Jack, Good morning Patsy Mony. Guys, tell you what.
Speaker 4: I got a lot of emails about what you thought
Speaker 4: were appropriate songs for a lady to give birth to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should have stayed away from the Facebook comments
Speaker 3: yesterday was.
Speaker 4: They go for you. They moved on from Rogan. Now
Speaker 4: Neil Young hears about this. He's going to put all
Speaker 4: his music from Gold.
Speaker 3: There were no subtleties. The reaction to my soft playlist.
Speaker 3: This is a soft, calming playlist I thought my wife
Speaker 3: would give birth to and put her in a state
Speaker 3: of relaxation. They were like, will come for you with
Speaker 3: You're going to kick you.
Speaker 4: In the nuts? Persair on this very show yesterday with murder. Yes,
Speaker 4: my men are audio producer twice, so I'm trubles though
Speaker 4: It's split, isn't it? Because I got emails from some
Speaker 4: men that said, oh I did something like that, But
Speaker 4: we're men. Yes, but can you see the thing here? Yes?
Speaker 4: Who don't like it? Women? Imagine most painful pooh you've
Speaker 4: ever had? Guys, and then doing that over thirty hours?
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear Jack Johnson's a soundtrack?
Speaker 3: I don't people think I'm making this as a surprise
Speaker 3: for Bianca. She's on board with her.
Speaker 4: She knows how she is now, She's never given birth before.
Speaker 4: I'd like to speak to her afterwards. Ago, how did
Speaker 4: that Jack Johnson's song go for you?
Speaker 3: I'll be surprised if she kicks me in the nuts,
Speaker 3: That's all I'll say.
Speaker 4: On the day, someone else in an email said that
Speaker 4: they would have shoved this speech up your backside. So
Speaker 4: so many threats, In fact, I would say almost in
Speaker 4: the history of the show, more threats than anything about
Speaker 4: your planelist.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I only got one person who came to my defense,
Speaker 3: and she DMed me, so it wasn't even in a
Speaker 3: public message.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, it's a private thing. Sliding into your DMS
Speaker 4: didn't really seem to you publicly. I don't stand with Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for sending me your version of a
Speaker 3: soft playlist.
Speaker 4: So happy These are seriously some of the songs on
Speaker 4: this birthing playlist. She said that the nurse, I think
Speaker 4: the kid is just going to come out half asleep
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: This is a Gail. I'm coming over now must.
Speaker 3: The person who Dan said that the nurses applauded her
Speaker 3: great soft playlist, and then she went on to tell
Speaker 3: me that she gave birth for forty four hours.
Speaker 4: Forty four hour labor.
Speaker 2: That's only a record. That's phenomenal.
Speaker 4: Wow, wait, that is insane. Hey, isn't amazing news that
Speaker 4: they announced? You just say about international boarders being open.
Speaker 3: My sister in law has booked a ticket within an
Speaker 3: hour of seeing an article come out, And his sister
Speaker 3: has been wanting to come out bet for the birth
Speaker 3: of the baby.
Speaker 4: Because your wife has to have fat some family here,
Speaker 4: own family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her parents can't come. Her sister's been trying to
Speaker 3: get an exemption, but there's only exemption from mum and dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been really hard.
Speaker 3: Hasn't been able to come. Yesterday at three o'clock in
Speaker 3: the afternoon. As soon as we saw it, we got
Speaker 3: on the phone with her and she's already booked to come.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks after the baby's.
Speaker 4: Jew there'd be so many people. That is amazing news.
Speaker 4: And the great news for Melbourne is get ready, guys,
Speaker 4: the backpackers are coming back. We're seeing them returning very soon.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 4: I had a drop off even sounded like a taxi
Speaker 4: driver out. I had a take my daughter apparently around
Speaker 4: to do some home around at a mate's house. I
Speaker 4: did not see a lot of documents anyway. I went
Speaker 4: round there and I was asking for the address where
Speaker 4: we had to go, and she said Keith Street, as
Speaker 4: in the boy's name, Keith Street. I said, it can't
Speaker 4: be called that. You must have gone on, must be reef.
Speaker 4: We're in Australia. Street name is lazily named lack Lass,
Speaker 4: just as a street called Keith. I said, they know
Speaker 4: there is that area we saw we drive into Adelaide. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the whole town. But they won't have a street here,
Speaker 4: surely not. Come on and she goes. Nowadays, I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure she lives on Keith streets. Sure enough. I get
Speaker 4: on Google Maps. There are several Keith Streets in the cities.
Speaker 4: You know that this one up near you in Coburg, right,
Speaker 4: you know about in park Down, and then there's one
Speaker 4: where we were going in Hampton. I can't think of
Speaker 4: it any more unimaginatively named street than Keith. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like they told a cancer or something like, hey,
Speaker 3: we're going to name a street after you, and he
Speaker 3: expected it to be a surname with many streets, and
Speaker 3: then they've just gone Keith Keith.
Speaker 4: It's such a strange. I love the fact. I hope
Speaker 4: there is a song called Keith that actually lives on
Speaker 4: Keith Street. But anyway, i'd love to know this morning.
Speaker 4: Can we buy seven o'clock right, go through the alphabet
Speaker 4: and a to z of street names with boys' names,
Speaker 4: So we've got k covered with Keith.
Speaker 3: Okay? I could add Ross Street was the street next
Speaker 3: to us when I was growing up Ross Street.
Speaker 4: That's are done, okay. I think we might struggle when
Speaker 4: we get to Z. Do you think there are any
Speaker 4: like Zeke Streets, Avenue, Colder, Zach Driveway, Zach Boulevard, Zebedee
Speaker 4: Driveway or something. Listen, I'm guessing with the Keith one
Speaker 4: people that have these planning meetings, because there's people's jobs
Speaker 4: to come up with street names. That was late on
Speaker 4: a Friday, when they just couldn't be bothered to come
Speaker 4: up with anymore. That went Keith, and then on Monday
Speaker 4: went are we still going with Keith? Yeah, don't matter
Speaker 4: printed all right, So can you give us a street
Speaker 4: named after a boy? We've got Keith and Ross.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: On Keith's Saturday. Jackie Boy obviously was going through trying
Speaker 4: to find names for your son to be born a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks time. Did you consider Keith?
Speaker 3: We did not, and not many others because the name
Speaker 3: is dying out, had its heyday in the sixties, nineteen
Speaker 3: sixties six, it peaked where they're probably lucky the streets
Speaker 3: keeping it alive because people aren't naming their babies Keith anymore.
Speaker 4: I've just googled famous Keith's right, and all I've seen
Speaker 4: is Keith Urban and Keith Richards and then it gets
Speaker 4: really flimsy. All right, let's go to lines now, Colleen,
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, good morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: And which street name you donating to our eight.
Speaker 5: Z John John Street. I lived down near Rye and
Speaker 5: there was the John Street, just.
Speaker 4: Simply named John Street.
Speaker 3: By the time they get down to the beach. You're
Speaker 3: just lazy about naming the street.
Speaker 5: There was quite a few others, but I can't mention them.
Speaker 3: But I think so, Why now I'm intrigue rude ones.
Speaker 5: There was heat, There was heaps of male male names
Speaker 5: in the streets around there.
Speaker 4: There were all right, sorry, gotcha, all right, Kelleen, thank
Speaker 4: you very much giving us John.
Speaker 6: Street, no worries, have a good day.
Speaker 4: Why was she sensoring? Dan? This goes right to the top, Christian,
Speaker 4: I Dan, I said too much early with John Street.
Speaker 4: Let's just leave it there.
Speaker 3: The Rye City Council will be after me.
Speaker 4: I start true crime podcast. What's going on down there?
Speaker 4: Down there? And rhino street name Dion, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 4: What have you got?
Speaker 8: Tiger upright in the corner from mad Deon Rayer and
Speaker 8: my name's day On.
Speaker 4: What a shame you couldn't move to Dion of Dion.
Speaker 4: That'd be great, like a Lord Dion of Dion.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've got another one for you if you're interested.
Speaker 8: Joined were sort of joined at the hip of that
Speaker 8: clas mates Perconval straight.
Speaker 4: Now that's the street name. Hell of a street name.
Speaker 4: Perceval's great dealon. We love that Dion's wrestling with the
Speaker 4: car right now. It's tramped under the bonnet, Dian What
Speaker 4: the hell is he doing stuck in a tumble dry man?
Speaker 4: If you're interested. Yes, it's early, guys, it's early, all right.
Speaker 4: So we got Percival jackie boy. I love that one. Scott,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 7: Here are you today?
Speaker 4: I'm good mate? So eight is out of streets of
Speaker 4: boys names. What have you got, Scott, Scott straight, of
Speaker 4: course you have. Do you live on that or is
Speaker 4: it near you?
Speaker 6: I was around the corner from up. I lived in Melton.
Speaker 6: I grew up in Melton and Scott Street was just
Speaker 6: around the corner from me.
Speaker 4: Great, good, solid one that Scott. Thank you very much
Speaker 4: for Scott Street. Have a good day. Let's go to
Speaker 4: Nicky Nikky. Yes I'm sorry, sorry, yeah, shorten the court
Speaker 4: Sewan as in Shawn of the Dead, shorn court. It's
Speaker 4: our first court, not necess street. We're upgrading now. Fancy
Speaker 4: a courtyard a court, all right, Nikky, great one, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, Take care, Thank you. Anonymous is coming
Speaker 4: on with this, phoney, have all the stuff we talk
Speaker 4: about this you want to remain anonymous and I'll get
Speaker 4: on the record with this.
Speaker 3: Anonymous, what's going on the sawning the high seas this morning?
Speaker 4: Anonymous? Good morning, Hi there, I've got a street name
Speaker 4: for us.
Speaker 10: I do have an ac the morning.
Speaker 11: I've got a J.
Speaker 4: Way in my god, it's all going on a meltain
Speaker 4: a J way, just an initial to give it a name,
Speaker 4: just some letters aj.
Speaker 12: A y ajyd.
Speaker 4: When are the Backstreet boys come over next year? We
Speaker 4: need to get a j and get them to do
Speaker 4: an intimate performance on a J street. We should make
Speaker 4: out that we had it named for him.
Speaker 3: Drive him out to Melton.
Speaker 4: Yes, we all love that. Yes, yeah, Anonymous, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You call and a squeeze one finding on
Speaker 4: him from Paul.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning gang. How are we now?
Speaker 4: We're good? Paul? So a street name with a boy's name.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll give you two, please, Paul pool Place and
Speaker 6: Michael Lane.
Speaker 4: First of all, the pp Pools Place.
Speaker 6: That's a great one, genius named after me and my father.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 6: That's exactly right. My uncle is a builder, audas is
Speaker 6: the Autation suburbs and many many moons ago did a
Speaker 6: subdivision was looking for street names, and he got Michael Lane.
Speaker 6: Paul Place and close after my sister Mom is there.
Speaker 3: This is incredible, Poor mom, poor mom.
Speaker 4: Catherine. So we've got Paul Place, Michael Lane. I love
Speaker 4: Michael Line. Michael Lane is an eighties detective, isn't it Lane?
Speaker 4: Her name's Lane, Michael Lane. That's got Michael Lane, Paul Place,
Speaker 4: and what was he the one? Catherine?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: Catherine Close?
Speaker 4: I think Catherine Close? Right?
Speaker 6: And I grew up on Trudy Place, which is burned
Speaker 6: out for my ad gotcha.
Speaker 4: This is You've given us so many stuff here, all right, Paul,
Speaker 4: thank you very much and cool no.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I had to drop my daughter off at a
Speaker 4: mate's house. A friend lived on Keith Street. Mind blown.
Speaker 4: So today we're trying to go through the alphabet A
Speaker 4: food Z streets with boys' names. Once we've completed this,
Speaker 4: when then do the same with girls names. Okay, but
Speaker 4: right now boys name? So Jackie Boy, we have got
Speaker 4: We've got a J Way, Dion Roe, John Street, Keith Street,
Speaker 4: Michael Lane, our favorite one p for Percival Street. There's
Speaker 4: Ross Street and Sean Court Court. Yeah, all right, nine
Speaker 4: four one four one O four three let's go to Joe.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Joe, morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Joe? I hope you're well. Thanks for giving us a court.
Speaker 4: What have you seen?
Speaker 14: Okay, I've just driven past Eugene Court in Lowell plenty
Speaker 14: perfect name.
Speaker 4: You, Gene. That's a great one. A live spotting Joe.
Speaker 4: Keep them peeled, all right, thank you.
Speaker 15: I'll be I'm on the case.
Speaker 13: I'm on the case.
Speaker 14: Christian.
Speaker 4: Leave. You can just patrol around the streets and calling
Speaker 4: us constantly.
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, I'll get the mellways out.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you very much, Joe. It's got a Kathy.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Kathy, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you Christian?
Speaker 4: Morning?
Speaker 6: Jack morning.
Speaker 4: We're great, Kathy. And what have you got for is Kathy?
Speaker 4: What street name?
Speaker 11: I lived on Henry Street in Pakenham and I actually
Speaker 11: named my dog after.
Speaker 6: It as well.
Speaker 4: Great idea, love that young Henry the dog off Henry Street.
Speaker 4: That's great, Henry, good solid name. Is that a contender
Speaker 4: for Henry Post?
Speaker 3: No, it's too popular for us. It's in the top ten.
Speaker 4: I think it is Henry popular. All right, Kathy, Thank.
Speaker 6: You very much, say typical good morning.
Speaker 4: Can you back at the industrial lathe? Hi? You at
Speaker 4: the fatrick.
Speaker 8: Debbie, Debby, Yes, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: What's going on with you? Debbie? Very noisy there? You're
Speaker 4: moving around, you're getting ready, you're busy, you're on the go.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm in the car park at work.
Speaker 4: Right okay, wait, sounds trying to break into the cars?
Speaker 4: Are I?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, I know.
Speaker 4: Alibi? Are we? Debbie? Cutting me off. I was on
Speaker 4: the radio helping out with their inquiries. Debbie, what is
Speaker 4: the street name you've got for us?
Speaker 12: And Neville Avenue?
Speaker 4: Neville Avenue? What is right? One? That is a brilliant one?
Speaker 4: Never was one of those names. It's like a Keith,
Speaker 4: isn't it. They're just it's just not kind of nell.
Speaker 4: There were the surname Neville. The two English great football
Speaker 4: players played for Manston in England called Gary and Phil Neville. Right,
Speaker 4: brothers play for Manchton in England. Their dad is called
Speaker 4: Neville Neville. No, I'm not making this up, right he was.
Speaker 4: He was a cricketer like and then he became an agent.
Speaker 4: Gary and Phil's dad Rio, I'm right. What are you
Speaker 4: seeing right now on Google?
Speaker 3: British cricketer footballer Neville Neville, agent and director. You know
Speaker 3: a lot about Neville Neville.
Speaker 4: You never once you know that fact.
Speaker 3: You just want to know more.
Speaker 4: He's called Neville Neville. Guys, it's like a rapper Neville
Speaker 4: double locking it. If you'll call Keith Keith, Keith cool,
Speaker 4: Keith crazy Keith. Anyway, that's not from now, but the
Speaker 4: Nevel's are very excited for me. Thank you for that,
Speaker 4: Debbie say done. Who we got here? Jenny?
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, how are you?
Speaker 4: We're good, Jenny. What have you got for us?
Speaker 12: I've got swanky?
Speaker 4: Now we are going to struggle with the letter you,
Speaker 4: I think, because we get down the you know, the
Speaker 4: bottom end of the alphabet. We're going to struggle a
Speaker 4: bit with these. But swanky is that.
Speaker 14: Sons with an A E r in.
Speaker 3: Is t okay? I don't think it is a boy's name.
Speaker 4: Rio go on Facebook and so it begins with with
Speaker 4: an eye Warren.
Speaker 16: I can't find a single earned swanky in anywhere of
Speaker 16: Facebook starting with an E.
Speaker 3: Now that's billions of people a lot.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we're going to have to discount that one, but
Speaker 4: thank you for trying to thank you though. How we going, Barry?
Speaker 7: Yes, good morning, Christian?
Speaker 4: Now, yes, what have you got for us basa otually.
Speaker 7: I've got Barry Street in Garry and I'm Barry and
Speaker 7: my father's Barry. And thank god my wife stepped in
Speaker 7: and stop me from calling my eldest boy. He has
Speaker 7: the second name.
Speaker 4: She's a Barry Denier. This is amazing. So it's is
Speaker 4: it Barry Street?
Speaker 7: Barry Street in marab near the corner of the teen
Speaker 7: Highway and shout throw I know what you.
Speaker 4: Mean, right well, I didn't know that was Barry Street. Barry,
Speaker 4: great dependable name, Barry post, unstakable. Boy's name's a post.
Speaker 4: Do you like that guy?
Speaker 3: It's a bit of Australian.
Speaker 7: Great name preferred, that is, but I'll move forward with
Speaker 7: anything else that's that's a variation.
Speaker 4: Got you Barry? Thank you very much. All right, thank you.
Speaker 17: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We'll come back to our eighty head of streets with
Speaker 4: boys names you won't be surprised to know. Wide open
Speaker 4: for the letters U, V, X, y Z. I think
Speaker 4: we've done half the alphabet. Halfway there, but those are
Speaker 4: the easy ones. All right. Some of your emails that
Speaker 4: have come in since yesterday's show light All of the
Speaker 4: mailbag is about one thing, what we talked about yesterday,
Speaker 4: what Jack talked about yesterday, the birthing playlist. He's making
Speaker 4: actual songs from it. All right, so take us through
Speaker 4: the vibe.
Speaker 3: We're building a sanctuary in the birthing suite, very relaxed,
Speaker 3: calme You've.
Speaker 4: Got You've got some lights you're going to bring in.
Speaker 3: Bringing in fairy lights. Also got some fake candles to
Speaker 3: place around the room.
Speaker 4: It's going to be maybe diffused it with some oils.
Speaker 3: I was actually going to come to you about sense
Speaker 3: of the room because you love your oils and your
Speaker 3: essentials and create just the safest place. Yes, this will
Speaker 3: be playing yes, this is yes, and reminding bankle to
Speaker 3: breathe through the birth three two creeds four out two
Speaker 3: three four, and the whole thing will be a calm,
Speaker 3: enjoyable experience.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's now get some feedback from the real world.
Speaker 4: I've heard, Hey, the real world, I've heard this, and
Speaker 4: seventy eighty percent of these emails from the ladies. Let's
Speaker 4: first all go to Jesse Christian. I say this is
Speaker 4: someone who gave birth to the first baby four months ago,
Speaker 4: so very knew mum. Congratulations Jesse, Hazel I say this
Speaker 4: in someone it was in labor for thirty six hours
Speaker 4: followed by an emergency C section. I say this is
Speaker 4: someone who had the essential oils and the heat packs
Speaker 4: and the healthy snacks. Oh yeah, check toss yesterday. He's
Speaker 4: got an entire pack of what thirty cliff bars bus
Speaker 4: along with our wedding playlist to help provoke positive memories.
Speaker 4: Not a bad idea, guys. The essential oils didn't make
Speaker 4: it out of the bag, the heat packs were kicked
Speaker 4: off the bed, and the healthy snacks were placed with
Speaker 4: a sausage McMuffin in held in a single bite. How's
Speaker 4: the playlist? My husband had turned that on, I'd probably
Speaker 4: try to throttle him with my ivy. Yes, okay, there's
Speaker 4: a lot, so many threads, so many threats, that plainist
Speaker 4: of Jack's. I'd say, there's a good chance and that
Speaker 4: boat speaker's going to end up at the bottom of
Speaker 4: the birthing bath. But bless his little cotton socks to
Speaker 4: try and all the best to be anchor for the birth.
Speaker 4: The midwives will probably have some earplugs on hand that
Speaker 4: might be the best use for them if he starts
Speaker 4: playing any of that miserable low fi music. I do
Speaker 4: mis fight.
Speaker 3: I have seen the staff would like this. They're running
Speaker 3: around busy all day. You'll calm the staff as well.
Speaker 4: Christian. I was listening to the show yesterday. I heard
Speaker 4: Jack talking about playing music for his wife John the
Speaker 4: late stages of pregnancy and labor. My mom got load.
Speaker 4: This comes from Liam O'Connell. Sin source is very confused
Speaker 4: because that is my dad's name, and he's even putting
Speaker 4: brackets here when he signs off, Liam O'Connell brackets, not
Speaker 4: your dad, thank you, because my dad I've now asked
Speaker 4: to say, when you do emailing, can you put brackets?
Speaker 4: I am your dad, So anyway, Liam O'Connell here, not
Speaker 4: my dad. As he was saying that his mum wrote
Speaker 4: a six page document about what was happening during the
Speaker 4: last few weeks of her pregnancy with him back in
Speaker 4: two thousand Lovely Thing, gave it to him when he
Speaker 4: was twenty one, and also this was the song that
Speaker 4: she actually gave birth to Jackie Boy Killing Heidi, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: you pushed it this free push crowd crowd, crowd freak. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: this is more like it versus O.
Speaker 3: Love Killing Mary's Place.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, time Base.
Speaker 4: Thank you Nem O'Connor brackets. Not my dad, Christian Jackiebats
Speaker 4: listening to the podcast about It's Reaching out of the
Speaker 4: world now this comes from England. Listen to the podcast
Speaker 4: about Jack's birthing playlist reminded me of the birth and
Speaker 4: playlist I cre had for both of my daughter's births,
Speaker 4: with memory wife being massive pink Floyd fans. That was
Speaker 4: all that was on the playlist. Finally, on formerly birth,
Speaker 4: not a lot of variety, so both of his kids,
Speaker 4: he queued it up perfectly like a great DJ came
Speaker 4: out to this great gig in the sky.
Speaker 8: What a song.
Speaker 4: That's an entry in the world from the womb. Hearing this,
Speaker 4: sadly that won't be the story for Eugene Post whatever
Speaker 4: he's calling it.
Speaker 3: This is this is nice.
Speaker 4: Ninety movie teenagers free wheeling in the late sun of
Speaker 4: the evening and open. Christian, I'm listening. I was listening
Speaker 4: to the nighttime show yesterday evening about Jack's playlist for
Speaker 4: the impending birth. I never forget my wid wife telling
Speaker 4: me someone she worked for this is this is amazing.
Speaker 4: This also Australia. It's comes from Sorry Brook Campbell. Christian
Speaker 4: I'll never forget my midwife telling me about someone who
Speaker 4: worked for that she was a mad Collingwood supporter. I
Speaker 4: didn't need the match out to the front there we
Speaker 4: got him as such. She wanted to be screened at
Speaker 4: during the birth. How she was as if she was
Speaker 4: on field being screamed at by the fans. Other guts
Speaker 4: what hey, lo, everybody's different.
Speaker 3: How do you facilitate that? Get audio from a game?
Speaker 4: I mean, who knows? Anyway, guys, thank you very much
Speaker 4: for these amazing emails. A bump edition of Latela Party.
Speaker 4: As always, anything you hear us talking about on the show,
Speaker 4: whether you catching up with an old podcast or hearing
Speaker 4: the show, you can email us Christian at Christian O'Connell
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We need some help. We need some song suggestions tomorrow
Speaker 4: exactly this time tomorrow on the show from seven o'clock
Speaker 4: when we get into our eighties of the nineties about
Speaker 4: the letter b tomorrow. So today, Jackie Boy and I
Speaker 4: were going to watch Bad Boys. It's another Michael Bay
Speaker 4: movie like Armageddon, but Will Smith, the movie that made
Speaker 4: Will Smith the big movie Star and also the awesome
Speaker 4: Martin Lawrence as well. So we're watching that what we
Speaker 4: do with the eighties, it like we did last year
Speaker 4: with the eighties and the eighties with this last week
Speaker 4: with kicking up with the nineties letter A. It's great
Speaker 4: fun playing some songs you haven't heard in ages, and
Speaker 4: so we'd like your out right now, we're looking for
Speaker 4: song suggestions from the nineties to do with the letter B,
Speaker 4: so that can be the artist or the song title.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna chuck this one up in from the nineties
Speaker 4: Beck Loser. We did some brilliant stuff hotally.
Speaker 7: This album meadow Girl, She's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Albums, This song particular, one of the greatest only ninety
Speaker 4: to a song ever. As well. In the time of Chimpanzees,
Speaker 4: I was among the bole I'm on it, I'm on it.
Speaker 7: That's how a.
Speaker 3: Guest the year, oh, early nineties, ninety two.
Speaker 4: I would have said, ninety two, ninety three, Patsy, what
Speaker 4: are you going there to do with it? Let her
Speaker 4: be song title or artists. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like Blood on the Dance Floor by the One
Speaker 2: and Only MJ because it takes me back to a
Speaker 2: time when he was here for the History World tour
Speaker 2: in ninety six, and I went and saw him. You're lucky, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I met him, actually met Michael jack met Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: We never heard this, I guess I've never picked it
Speaker 2: out until now.
Speaker 4: I've heard some stories. I Michael Jackson, how did you
Speaker 4: meet him? Another way that she heard to us m J.
Speaker 4: MJ like that's the sort of people that maybe worked
Speaker 4: from all the record. MJ's here reception again, the rest
Speaker 4: of us is Michael Jackson. J.
Speaker 2: Now, I was a cent as a reporter down to
Speaker 2: Tullamarine on the tarmac to meet his private jet. There
Speaker 2: was not a big throng of media. There was only
Speaker 2: about I reckon ten of us and.
Speaker 4: See must have looked out that window went I'm the
Speaker 4: biggest style of the bloody even taken me. He's a
Speaker 4: strange eyed woman. Now, oh behind you, it's not you. No, No.
Speaker 2: It was very exclusive, and we watched his jet come
Speaker 2: in and waited for about twenty minutes and he walked
Speaker 2: off and he had a black face mask on and
Speaker 2: he's black for Dora and I think a red shirt
Speaker 2: and black pants.
Speaker 4: And so did you interview him?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't interview him to me, why do we.
Speaker 4: Get into the meeting him. You saw him walk off
Speaker 4: a plane?
Speaker 2: No, no, And he came down the steps and we're
Speaker 2: all waiting in mind that.
Speaker 4: Anyone, because you made it, I met him, how you've
Speaker 4: described him as how anyone would describe Michael Jackson in
Speaker 4: the getting to the point.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, anyway, he had a lot of makeup on,
Speaker 2: and he you know what, he actually looked like a
Speaker 2: wax dummy. It madame to swords.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was so no. The whole experience was so surreal
Speaker 2: that I didn't believe it was him. And he came
Speaker 2: up and he shook my hand. His hands are enormous,
Speaker 2: by the way, they are sure what do you mean
Speaker 2: sure gloves they're enormous.
Speaker 4: Video She's not got massive, he.
Speaker 2: Has huge hands. I remember as he approached me, that's
Speaker 2: all I could see. He was this tiny, little waspy figure,
Speaker 2: quite but massive hands. And he reached his hand out
Speaker 2: he had a glove on, and shook my hand and
Speaker 2: smiled and looked me in the eye, and I thought,
Speaker 2: oh my god. I was just like wow. The whole
Speaker 2: world stopped spinning. It was Michael Jackson, and he had
Speaker 2: all these security guys checking under the car and around
Speaker 2: bubbles in no, no bubbles, bubbles was flying the jet,
Speaker 2: I believe. But yeah, he played at the g in
Speaker 2: ninety six. It was amazing.
Speaker 3: So did you interview him on the tarmac or no?
Speaker 2: I just got to meet him.
Speaker 3: What was the point of it?
Speaker 2: Because I was I was covering it, I was doing
Speaker 2: voice reports. No, why is that insignificant discounting of pop?
Speaker 4: We've been told before, but those is plain nice. This
Speaker 4: is not insignificant.
Speaker 3: It's huge. I just imagine you came back to the
Speaker 3: radio stession like, Okay, what did you ask him? What
Speaker 3: did you recording?
Speaker 4: Let me upload this audio?
Speaker 3: Looking in my eyes, you know what hand All you've
Speaker 3: got is a witness disguision.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna you're gonna have to put me back on
Speaker 4: it right now. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson has massive hands.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who is the biggest star jack you have
Speaker 2: ever met?
Speaker 4: Three Z P one nine, I am news. Michael Jackson
Speaker 4: has massive hands.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but I think it's the biggest thing since sliced
Speaker 2: bread that I met him in touch.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest scandal you hear about Michael Jackson this decade.
Speaker 4: That's not that documentary. Sorry story, this is so the
Speaker 4: song to do with the letter by all you've given
Speaker 4: me an idea for a new feature once a week
Speaker 4: called Long Story Longer.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's go live Now to our Winter Games correspondent Jack Boast,
Speaker 4: what happened at the Games yesterday.
Speaker 3: Unfortunate scenes actually for Team Australia in the Winter Olympics yesterday.
Speaker 3: There's an event called the ski athlon where they go
Speaker 3: around a massive track on skis and then at some
Speaker 3: point they changed the skates and keep going. Hard to understand,
Speaker 3: but what I could get together was the Australian athlete
Speaker 3: fell behind so far that the leaders lapped him. Oh no,
Speaker 3: and then an official had to come essentially tap him
Speaker 3: on the shoulder and say, hey, are you getting in
Speaker 3: the way of the other guys?
Speaker 4: Okay, do do go and get hot chopper if you
Speaker 4: lost your mum or something, because this actually is an
Speaker 4: big event. Oh we thought you were taking the biss
Speaker 4: this this needs to stop going away.
Speaker 3: Norway and Russia humidiating.
Speaker 4: We don't even want to share his name because I
Speaker 4: actually feel sorry for the God doesn't matter. You trained
Speaker 4: for four years, four years, and it's led to that.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that any kind of Olympic event
Speaker 4: where an official has to come and go, hey, mate,
Speaker 4: get off. It's embarrassing the other she just actually is
Speaker 4: getting in the way of the actual pro.
Speaker 3: I imagine he comes home and always made like, hey,
Speaker 3: show us the tapes of you at the Winter Olympics
Speaker 3: are man.
Speaker 4: I didn't God Dad Beijing human rights. I know I
Speaker 4: brought out. Sure, they said they saw you. You are
Speaker 4: like ski gear on. You'll look a bit all right
Speaker 4: this morning. Then let's down with this unknown guy. We've
Speaker 4: all got a sporting everyone, Yeah, but not if you've
Speaker 4: trained for four years to a professional level. It's your
Speaker 4: one thing in life that you said to the world,
Speaker 4: this is me, this is me now doing the old
Speaker 4: what's it called skiathon? Some of those events. The one
Speaker 4: I love is what's the one where they do a
Speaker 4: bit of skiing and they get the gun out and
Speaker 4: just start shooting. Is a biathlon. It's like a James
Speaker 4: Bond movie.
Speaker 3: It's like them go skiing and snowboarding and I satting
Speaker 3: and they're like, all right, but that's not a full Olympics.
Speaker 3: So we're going to have to come up with some
Speaker 3: up guns.
Speaker 4: All right, So we want to hear your story this
Speaker 4: morning about sporting failure. Patsy, you were actually very good
Speaker 4: at sports. You did your highland dancing.
Speaker 2: I was good at dancing, not so much sport.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Once I swallowed a blowfly when I was performing, it
Speaker 2: was horrific.
Speaker 4: What happened? Well?
Speaker 2: What could I do? My natural instinct it was buzzing.
Speaker 4: Why are you performing? So? Why are you doing one
Speaker 4: of your hind and dance.
Speaker 2: And getting judged by all these judges.
Speaker 3: And so judging the judges, are you outdoors or indoors?
Speaker 2: Outdoors? And the natural instinct is to want to like
Speaker 2: cough it up, but you can't. Like highland dancing is
Speaker 2: a bit like Irish. You have to be very serious,
Speaker 2: very sort of stone faced.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 2: So every time I turned around, I'd coffin spluttered trying
Speaker 2: to get it off.
Speaker 4: I love how she's taken this traditional dance, and I
Speaker 4: didn't we singing coffee every day.
Speaker 2: But then I think the fly just gave up and
Speaker 2: went down.
Speaker 4: Swallowed staring there to this day.
Speaker 2: It was great, but I won the dads.
Speaker 4: Oh what bro? What a bro? Sarah works on the
Speaker 4: show has also got a story about sporting failure. Sarah,
Speaker 4: what's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 18: Well, back in high school, I was playing volleyball and
Speaker 18: me being what five to one? I think you can
Speaker 18: imagine how good i'd be at volleyball.
Speaker 4: You see some powerhouses who are quite.
Speaker 3: You need the short people on the team to do
Speaker 3: in the setting.
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, well that wasn't the case. I was terrible.
Speaker 18: I was that bad that the teacher looked at me
Speaker 18: and she's like, Sarah, like, what are you? Are you
Speaker 18: taking the mickey? Like this is so bad?
Speaker 4: All right, give us a call. Then your story is
Speaker 4: about sporting failure. Own your pain.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Madonna Like Your Prayer twenty five to eight Tuesday Morning,
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show. This morning, dig deep, go into you
Speaker 4: hurt lockers, and tell us your story of sporting failure.
Speaker 4: I'll be really honest with you, right, I'd rather hear
Speaker 4: stories about sporting failure than success. We take down from
Speaker 4: the pros. We love them. However, what's funnier than success
Speaker 4: is failure. So this morning we're diving into it. Your
Speaker 4: stories of sporting failure. I remember in nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 4: there was a British title boxing fight and one of
Speaker 4: the boxes, Tony Wilson, has been so badly beaten by
Speaker 4: his opponent, Steve McCarthy, his mum got came to the
Speaker 4: corner of the ring, took a shoe off and started
Speaker 4: hitting the opponent. This was live on TV for a
Speaker 4: national middleweight title. Your mom, your grown up, dudes, you're
Speaker 4: a professional boxer. He retired after that. Tony Wilson, his
Speaker 4: mum took a shoe off and started hitting the other guy.
Speaker 4: You're a bad boy attacking my son. All right, sporting failure, Steve,
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 19: Good morning, gang, Happy Tuesday. Way back in nineteen eighty three,
Speaker 19: I think it was eighty four when I was much
Speaker 19: more awesomer than I am now. I was in the
Speaker 19: nightclub and it was kind of late in the nightclub
Speaker 19: day and the word went out, we're going to all have.
Speaker 7: A push up competition. So I said, no problems. I'm
Speaker 7: really good at this. I can do this.
Speaker 3: Nightclub obviously changed, but one time I got.
Speaker 19: This very good, but now as a winner, so whoever
Speaker 19: one got a slab, So I thought, no, I can
Speaker 19: do this because I was really in my prime them days.
Speaker 7: So here we go.
Speaker 19: So I'm going hard and going really well. Got up
Speaker 19: to ninety two ninety three and I won't She won.
Speaker 4: The Company nightclub. Been drinking all night. Just squeeze off
Speaker 4: ninety two ninety three, nine thousand and five, ladies.
Speaker 7: No, to be serious.
Speaker 8: I used to do those for almost a living.
Speaker 3: So it was.
Speaker 4: Pressed called the wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is sporty, fair, tough guy, toughest man.
Speaker 19: Anyway, what happened As I've done that and I've gone right,
Speaker 19: I'm going to do the rocky here and show off
Speaker 19: a little bit. So I've gone the left handed push up.
Speaker 19: They was single handed, and then when I flicked to
Speaker 19: go to the right hand, my shoulder popped out and
Speaker 19: I dissocated my shoulder and the band went through through
Speaker 19: the top of my shoulder.
Speaker 4: Another one, guys, and that was it.
Speaker 8: I won the slab both.
Speaker 7: I couldn't drink it in the hospital.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Steve, thank you very much. You got mate.
Speaker 4: Have a good day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, welcome, have a great day guys.
Speaker 4: For a mate. Uh, Peter, good morning, sporting.
Speaker 13: Hey guys, how are you is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. What's your story for us? Pete?
Speaker 13: Good back?
Speaker 14: A few years now. We used to play under tens
Speaker 14: football and one so they matched. The coach said, we've
Speaker 14: got no goalkeeper hasn't showed up, So I've decided how
Speaker 14: hard can it be?
Speaker 1: I'll go in the goal.
Speaker 14: So meantime we as the game was going on, we're
Speaker 14: playing against this other team. I swear with like ninjas
Speaker 14: all over the place. We've got to talk about eight nial,
Speaker 14: nine nil, ten nil. In the end, the coach ended
Speaker 14: up speaking to the other coach and they decided the
Speaker 14: best thing was to put two of us in the goals.
Speaker 4: On top of each other.
Speaker 3: At least just stem the bleeding somewhat.
Speaker 4: Do you know what many is the time I wish
Speaker 4: watching a soccer game, wish they had double keepers.
Speaker 7: Well, they guided it up. That might be the solution.
Speaker 4: So that's all they did. Yes, that we.
Speaker 14: Couldn't stop them all over the player.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh my, Peter, that is a great one. We're
Speaker 4: going to give you a prize for that. In fact, Peter,
Speaker 4: I'll give you a two Hunchdow voucher for Interflora.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you for that.
Speaker 4: That's a great story. Thanks your story, Pete. Have a
Speaker 4: great day.
Speaker 6: Have good day.
Speaker 4: By remy good morning. Yes, how are you going a
Speaker 4: very good on shore? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Yes, thank you. So when I was bucking friends and
Speaker 13: I was studying so at school for the trimester, the
Speaker 13: teacher said, okay, we're going to try to play golf.
Speaker 13: So we went to the driving range and then I hid.
Speaker 13: So I was already the little clown of the classroom,
Speaker 13: always trying to make everybody love. Hasn't changed ground, yes,
Speaker 13: And I hit the ball. I hit the ball as
Speaker 13: hard and strong as I could. And then you went
Speaker 13: in the sky and it was pretty windy, and the
Speaker 13: ball went on the left, landed on the car park
Speaker 13: and smashed the wind screen of the car. And so
Speaker 13: the teacher told me like, please don't touch anything anymore,
Speaker 13: just have a set. And then the last time I
Speaker 13: went on the sports class it was baseball. And then
Speaker 13: I hit the ball. I is hard and as strong
Speaker 13: as I could. And when I was about to run
Speaker 13: to do a home run, I threw the bat behind me,
Speaker 13: but the bat landed on the knee of the girl
Speaker 13: who was trying to catch the ball, and I just
Speaker 13: dislocated her knees. Oh, reamy, And that's it. Terms after
Speaker 13: the less time last summer. The next time I went
Speaker 13: to play sports, the teachers that I think you feel
Speaker 13: on well today you're just going to sit and watch it, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Remy, thank you very much your stories there.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm my pleasure.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast Janette.
Speaker 15: Good morning, Good morning, Christian hell I, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. So take us there. What happened
Speaker 4: to you, Jeanette?
Speaker 15: Okay, I was in year twelve, I would high school
Speaker 15: and I was in the swimming squad. Now I wasn't
Speaker 15: a really good swimmer and diy neated someone to backtrack. Now,
Speaker 15: all the other swimmers had advisers, and I was asked
Speaker 15: to do the back track, so I wasn't really happy
Speaker 15: about that, but I'll jumped in to give it a shot.
Speaker 15: So I swam fifteen meters and I was batching everyone.
Speaker 15: So I'm thinking I'm pretty pretty hot here. And I
Speaker 15: did the turn and I swam tell for leather and
Speaker 15: there was no one behind me, and I'm thinking handful
Speaker 15: of might just so hot swimmer. So I kept swimming
Speaker 15: and after five seconds there was still no one there.
Speaker 15: So I stopped and I turned around and everyone had finished.
Speaker 3: You didn't notice them.
Speaker 4: Oh the horrible radization.
Speaker 15: So I stopped, I swore, and I got out of
Speaker 15: the pools, disqualified myself. Two wars of laughter and screens
Speaker 15: and Yahoo's all out.
Speaker 4: So you know what, that would have been the height
Speaker 4: of the day. You would have given on a good chuckle,
Speaker 4: so you would have cheered everyone up with that amazing performance.
Speaker 4: And I said stroke is the hardest stroke because someone
Speaker 4: said you're not a good swimmer. It's the hardest stroke
Speaker 4: to do. Back stroke.
Speaker 3: I was so shit, honestly, no bad swimmer. I chose
Speaker 3: backstrot as well. Felt like the least likely to drown
Speaker 3: doing backstroke because you're facing up into the sky, can't
Speaker 3: see where you're going to hit your hand on the.
Speaker 4: Jeanette. Thank you very much, you cal that's your share
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 7: Kathy, Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good? So here we got karate Kid on the line.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, Now, as a fellow martial arts aficionado.
Speaker 10: You'll understand this.
Speaker 12: Christian.
Speaker 11: We were having a little tournament within our club and
Speaker 11: I was, I was fired up. I was going to
Speaker 11: win this tournament.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 11: I was standing on the line ready to start the
Speaker 11: five I went to step off alone and my little
Speaker 11: pinky toes stuck to the Jigsaw Man. The Jigsaw man
Speaker 11: so left that behind a fractured dislocation. I didn't get
Speaker 11: to throw a kick.
Speaker 19: Or a punch.
Speaker 12: That that was the end.
Speaker 11: I was hopping around on one leg.
Speaker 4: Make it even your football track basically in.
Speaker 15: The mat yeah, well yeah, it just sort of.
Speaker 4: High that Sun Valley High tournament and karate Kid guys.
Speaker 10: But then to make it worse, so it was also
Speaker 10: say six weeks and then when I came back, I
Speaker 10: had to do twenty knee jumps, set out and push
Speaker 10: ups for dropping the s bomb.
Speaker 4: That's my little clankee. It's quite extreme system there a Kathy,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 15: And cool thanks Christian, Thank you Kathy.
Speaker 4: The karate Kid. Andrew one last one, Good morning, Andrew.
Speaker 9: Hey morning. So I was on a rugby trip with
Speaker 9: obviously the rugby team, and night before the finals we're
Speaker 9: doing pretty well, went out for curry and beers, because
Speaker 9: why not, And next day we jumped into the scrum
Speaker 9: of the match and I don't know if you've been
Speaker 9: in one of those before, there's a fair bit of pressure,
Speaker 9: pressure built up, a little bit and they may have
Speaker 9: let out a wee bit of a liquid pool into
Speaker 9: my pants and kept that in the pants for the
Speaker 9: rest of the game, because you can't stop during a
Speaker 9: final and so can't.
Speaker 4: You can't take your shorts off and give you a
Speaker 4: little squeeze out and put them back off.
Speaker 9: No, not really clean up while student bile, but yeah,
Speaker 9: you keep it in there. And one of my friends
Speaker 9: got to shove his head right up there during every
Speaker 9: scrum for the game.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm went to guess did Jack Post put
Speaker 4: you through? Did you beat to Jack on this.
Speaker 7: Team most likely tell you to do now I know.
Speaker 4: You go into one of them. Okay, could you just
Speaker 4: clean up the language? This is it cleaned up?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's like Shakespeare wrote this school. What do you know
Speaker 4: what it's because he's so very posh. Thank you, Brince Harry.
Speaker 4: They are ruggaball and then they are ruggable Boris Johnson's son.
Speaker 17: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time now to open up the lines once more for
Speaker 4: your sightings of the most incredible, strange, bizarre, unusual thing
Speaker 4: you've ever seen. And when you call me up on
Speaker 4: nine four one four one O four three and say.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 4: And then the three of us will say, what did
Speaker 4: you see? We should have practiced short and joan here
Speaker 4: once again you will call us something. You go, guys,
Speaker 4: you won't believe what I saw? And we will all
Speaker 4: say together in unison, what did you say? That is
Speaker 4: really good? That is tight? All right? So you call
Speaker 4: us up today, You tell us what you've seen over
Speaker 4: the weekend. You reckon you've seen this well, but I
Speaker 4: saw a lady sluted Craig Gray, marching through the streets
Speaker 4: of you know, and young people when they're going wait,
Speaker 4: they're not like there's no meeting wait for them, right,
Speaker 4: Why are you in a rush? You know? You go, oh,
Speaker 4: get a load this one, you know, and sort of
Speaker 4: you know, chat to themselves and just barking along the street. Right,
Speaker 4: she's moving a pace with this little yappy dog behind her.
Speaker 4: Yuppy dog stops cox it's leg on a twenty somethings
Speaker 4: leg and does a pee on it. Right, not half
Speaker 4: ten Saturday morning, while people are instantly just waiting for
Speaker 4: their coffee. I couldn't believe this. I still go, hey,
Speaker 4: and dogs has done that, and she just goes, what
Speaker 4: did you do that for? At the door and then
Speaker 4: powers on to goodness knows where she's going, somewhere to be.
Speaker 4: She had someone to be, She had a hustle on.
Speaker 4: She had a hustle on. So I wanted to call
Speaker 4: us up this morning, Jack, what is the most unusual
Speaker 4: thing you've seen?
Speaker 3: You won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 2: What did did you say?
Speaker 3: This weekend? You know those bike trailers, like a three
Speaker 3: wheel trailer you can put your kids in. Oh, you're
Speaker 3: pulling on the back of your bike? Yeah, along, thank you.
Speaker 3: On the beach, a guy had strapped it to his
Speaker 3: waist and was jogging down the beach with this.
Speaker 4: In the heat this weekend. That is extreme. Rio. What
Speaker 4: did you see?
Speaker 3: You won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 13: What did you say?
Speaker 3: A man fishing with a bow and arrow?
Speaker 2: Pretty sure?
Speaker 4: Let's your bear grills. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: He was just in the shallows with a bow and arrow,
Speaker 3: just firing it.
Speaker 4: Was he spearfishing? No?
Speaker 16: No, no, not a spearfishing kid like a bow and
Speaker 16: arrow like Robin Hood's bow and arrow, just firing it
Speaker 16: into the water.
Speaker 3: And do you watch a lot of survive? But you're
Speaker 3: sure you didn't see it on TV. This is in
Speaker 3: real life photographic proof.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's just stuff. We're looking forward, caught us up.
Speaker 4: You believe what I saw? In and then the three
Speaker 4: huts will say what did you say? Get in there?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, you won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 4: And then the three of us together in Unison, we'll say,
Speaker 4: what did you see? Very good team?
Speaker 7: All right, Peter, you won't believe what I saw?
Speaker 3: What did you see?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: There we peak too soon. I was staring out the
Speaker 4: window and really big old crane going on. Sorry, Peter,
Speaker 4: start again.
Speaker 1: Pizza places, everybody seen.
Speaker 8: You won't believe it? I saw?
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 13: I saw a.
Speaker 12: Bit of a kerfuffle at a seven to eleven and
Speaker 12: I thought, what's going on here?
Speaker 6: And then the next thing, you.
Speaker 12: Know, out from out from the people in the car park,
Speaker 12: this guy came out and he was dressed like a
Speaker 12: natural cowboy, right, you know, black and the studs and
Speaker 12: the wide rimmed hat and all that, the skinny jeans,
Speaker 12: and he was walking his goose.
Speaker 4: All that adds up to kaff I'm afraid.
Speaker 12: He was walking his goose, wasn't on a leasha or anything,
Speaker 12: and I wanted to go.
Speaker 13: Across the road.
Speaker 4: No, you won't know once you see that goose going
Speaker 4: from the been Cowboy and you say this was at
Speaker 4: the seven eleven.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well I'd just come out of a hardware sort
Speaker 12: that was across the side street from the seven eleven,
Speaker 12: and I just saw this. You know, this is acuity.
Speaker 12: I thought maybe they were having a fight or something.
Speaker 4: Some cowboy that's not the mind goes a straight.
Speaker 3: Cowboy versus goose and then they walk away together. The
Speaker 3: original couple they.
Speaker 4: Went to seven eleven to go and get slushies.
Speaker 8: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 12: Maybe it wasn't on a leash. The goose was just
Speaker 12: walking with him, you know, loose.
Speaker 3: On the loose.
Speaker 4: New game on the show. Peter going to send you
Speaker 4: a prize. This is a great call. And Peter, anytime
Speaker 4: you ever see any kind of kerfuffle, my friend, please
Speaker 4: call the kerfuffle hot line. This show is always looking
Speaker 4: for stories of a kerfuffle. Ready cheered us up this morning.
Speaker 4: You made us laught, so thank you good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it certainly made me ravel.
Speaker 4: It didn't have a leach, no, which Peter would just
Speaker 4: say that it's been out Pete Peter, we let you go.
Speaker 1: Okay by mine help the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's get into our Montague street Bridge bingo. It seems
Speaker 4: to me like barely a week goes by you don't
Speaker 4: hear about some incident. Someone's got wedge eat under the
Speaker 4: Montague street Bridge. So we thought were turning this into
Speaker 4: a game. It's going to work out. When do you
Speaker 4: think it's going to be? We asked you to actually
Speaker 4: give it a date and a time. Where do you
Speaker 4: think the next strike is going to be at the
Speaker 4: most infamous bridge in Australia. I think the Montague Street Bridge.
Speaker 4: We turned it into bingo Jack. How many days in
Speaker 4: total since it was last hit?
Speaker 3: It's well above average, sixty two days since the last one.
Speaker 3: Average is every fifty five days as it gets hit.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's got to be soon. It's due. Yeah, So
Speaker 4: some of your guesses now are in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 20: I'm saying feb second at seven forty one am, sab.
Speaker 13: Four, ten thirty in the morning, Hey, I reckon the
Speaker 13: fourth of February two.
Speaker 10: But at three point thirty I reckon it's going to
Speaker 10: go Valentine's Day morning.
Speaker 4: And open by about eleven.
Speaker 15: O'clock Wednesday, the sixteenth of February eleven am twenty.
Speaker 4: Seven to turn in the afternoon, so some of those
Speaker 4: there could well be right heading into Valentine's down Monday.
Speaker 4: That was actually quite a common one. People thought they
Speaker 4: weren't going to be concentrating. We were also hoping to
Speaker 4: try and speak to any of the people because a
Speaker 4: lot of people have hit that bridge right.
Speaker 3: Of Melbourne pretty much.
Speaker 4: We've never actually spoken to any. Audio closest we got
Speaker 4: was Amanda's story.
Speaker 10: Hi, Christian, my name's Amla.
Speaker 8: I heard you talking about the Montague Bridge.
Speaker 12: A made of mine in the nineties was driving.
Speaker 6: The calibration truck for the Army, so big truck.
Speaker 20: And he ran under the bridge and literally peeled the
Speaker 20: top of the truck off like a opening a can.
Speaker 20: He was stuck under the bridge for approximately four hours
Speaker 20: before they can get the recovery equipment and tow trucks
Speaker 20: and things to get him up from under there. And
Speaker 20: he didn't live that down for the next twenty years
Speaker 20: while he's in the.
Speaker 4: Army twenty years.
Speaker 3: The bridge is stronger than the Australian Yeah, it's an
Speaker 3: official medium.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is an open invitation to call us if
Speaker 4: you're listening to this and it's the first time we've
Speaker 4: got us talk about Montague Street Bridge bingo and you're
Speaker 4: slinking down in your seat a bit, avoiding your own
Speaker 4: eye contact to Miraga actually took on me. I hit that.
Speaker 4: We still love to hear someone just like what was it?
Speaker 4: Like what happened? You do? You call the little number.
Speaker 4: You've got to stay there.
Speaker 3: It's a safe space to keep and talk about it.
Speaker 3: You're not going to laugh at you celebrate this.
Speaker 4: We're turning it into Montague Street Bridge bingo.
Speaker 17: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for this Mornings at Work Time Waster. Axel Rose
Speaker 4: turned sixty yesterday.
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Axel.
Speaker 4: Actual reasons. Axel was famously late for Guns and Roses
Speaker 4: show in Florida nineteen ninety one. He was ninety minutes
Speaker 4: late because he was watching teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Two
Speaker 4: Secrets of the Ooze, which, for fans of that kennel
Speaker 4: of work, that is a great one. Had a gig
Speaker 4: in Bonos Aires in nineteen ninety seet three hours late.
Speaker 4: He refused to come out till the hotel chefs made
Speaker 4: him natchos and cheese. That's proper rock and roll behavior,
Speaker 4: isn't it. In Sweden he had to cut a gig
Speaker 4: short because he bit a security guard on the lake.
Speaker 4: Rock and roll, folks, rock and roll. Okay, So today,
Speaker 4: with the news that Axl Rose has turned sixty, we're
Speaker 4: looking for your older bands. Guns and Roses more like
Speaker 4: guns and roads already. I haven't put that one through
Speaker 4: panic at the bingo? Did he say?
Speaker 3: Am I on gold?
Speaker 4: Tell you what? Mariah Carey's not getting any younger? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: that's right, she's little bit older now Maria's carad Thank you.
Speaker 4: They atribute to Blink one eighty two PC four So
Speaker 4: old guys, what's my age again? We're gonna have to
Speaker 4: carb and date you.
Speaker 3: Mark oppers silver up to a gold for that.
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you?
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: They they might be giants, but I'm not sure. I
Speaker 4: just put my glasses on.
Speaker 3: Were they giants? Bronze? Oh you were waiting for a pad?
Speaker 4: Oh? Take us back that. Michael Jackson nonstoore? Oh a
Speaker 4: P diddy? What's a well, it's like P didd he
Speaker 4: no a p you know? And o a p an
Speaker 4: old person. Oh gee, I'm loosing the room and the who? Sorry, Darling,
Speaker 4: could you speak up? The who? You have to speak up?
Speaker 4: Silver plus thank you, Jackie White, all right, older bands.
Speaker 3: Mister bombastic is not getting any younger.
Speaker 4: No, he isn't. Saggy simple, powerful, effective, kafuffle Gold.
Speaker 3: Can you rest modest blouse?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nice? Blows yes, blows.
Speaker 3: Cocked and Nan Morrison.
Speaker 4: Then Morrison they might be chance. I just put my
Speaker 4: glasses on.
Speaker 3: What a wonderful night for a moon dances.
Speaker 4: From there? That's then Morrison's zero is it now?
Speaker 1: Indian man Morrison?
Speaker 13: From there.
Speaker 4: He's Irish something Morrison is Irish?
Speaker 3: Nan Morrison?
Speaker 4: Right, okay, as well that that was something we don't
Speaker 4: need here again. Send that character to Carl of Jackie
Speaker 4: over when they wind up corpse, Where were we? I
Speaker 4: tell you we were older bands. I don't know why
Speaker 4: she's shouting in.
Speaker 1: The schedule, Carla Brner, No, you're listening to the Christian
Speaker 1: O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: You ready to Mark?
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: All right, Let's go through the lines, taking your time wasters, John.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Christian the Strolling Bones Silver.
Speaker 4: Okay, Johnny By, let's go to Jason. Very good goal, Jason, brilliant.
Speaker 4: Brett's good morning, Silver wheelchair stumbob but still strong, Well done, Brett.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Richard.
Speaker 8: Colostomy maneuvers in the dark.
Speaker 3: Oh, bronze.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go to Kirsty the grinders.
Speaker 15: And the grannies.
Speaker 18: Don't what is it so instead of the mums, grandma's
Speaker 18: and the grindead that's.
Speaker 4: Too smart for us. That's a good one.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Sorry, Kirsty, it should have been a gold.
Speaker 4: That's good, Tim Tim the good Christian. I'm good, buddy, Tim.
Speaker 4: What's your.
Speaker 6: A minute?
Speaker 12: Funerals?
Speaker 4: Keep it like? Come on, Timbo, Rachel.
Speaker 12: Rachel retirement village people.
Speaker 4: That is genius, well done. Rachel could be the winner. Ella.
Speaker 10: All right, so like, what's the dress code?
Speaker 1: Is it black tied?
Speaker 15: No, it's a Croc party.
Speaker 4: Oh, still a block party, Croc party. That's very good.
Speaker 3: Silver Deserve. I didn't like the little play.
Speaker 4: I like the little play. How come is good enough
Speaker 4: for us? She's joining the play?
Speaker 3: No, I just didn't. I didn't believe the characters.
Speaker 4: Alight Healla, Debbie the rolling Tombstones Silver back at the
Speaker 4: old creator. All right, let's go to Michelle.
Speaker 12: Hi, Christian City Bowlers.
Speaker 4: City Bowlers, set of Bay City Rollers.
Speaker 3: But what's the bowler part?
Speaker 4: And old people that have the bowler sat on a
Speaker 4: Sunday a silver plus. Thank you, Mark, good morning, Old choosel.
Speaker 3: Did your computer write one for you?
Speaker 9: I was listening to Jimmy Barnes before, and I've got Old.
Speaker 4: Choose Silver breaking into his safe. But those jokes away.
Speaker 8: Matt good I've got Mike and a geiatric.
Speaker 4: One final one one for the road, Simon.
Speaker 14: The Iron Spinsters instead of Iron Maiden Bronze.
Speaker 4: Didn't like it all right? Who's off the go?
Speaker 3: See Crowded House Rachel, Congratulations, Retirement Village people.
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Speaker 4: I just really on you got your a little button there? Well,
Speaker 4: you can turn your own microphone off because I obviously
Speaker 4: control the buttons here and sometimes your one starts flickering
Speaker 4: and I keep telling engineering it's broken.
Speaker 3: No, that's me sorry, it's up to over there. It's
Speaker 3: a cofugh button, so it was invented so if I'm coffee,
Speaker 3: I can cuff off Mike. But I use it for
Speaker 3: adjusting the mic so you don't hear that like sound.
Speaker 4: I don't know why talk about it when they go
Speaker 4: what's over that's interesting? Just have a nice on catcher
Speaker 4: by the technical side of radio as we go behind
Speaker 4: the mic Tomorrow's show today. We started this earlier after
Speaker 4: I drove to a street I didn't know existed yesterday,
Speaker 4: Keith Streets Keith Street. So we're trying to do the
Speaker 4: ators that today of streets with boys names half completed
Speaker 4: but also means half uncompleted, Jackie boy. What are the
Speaker 4: streets where we do have names?
Speaker 3: We've got a J Way, Barry Street, Dion Road, Eugene Court,
Speaker 3: Henry Street, John Street, Keith Street, Michael Lane, Neville Street,
Speaker 3: Perceval Street, Ross Street, Sean Court. We are still looking
Speaker 3: for boys' names. C F, G, I, L O, T U, V,
Speaker 3: W X y Z.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any of those streets, please let us know. Christian
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. Tomorrow we're getting
Speaker 4: into the A to seat of the nineties with the
Speaker 4: letter B. Part of that, we're talking about Blockbuster video stores.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of the other ones, yead is it video Easy?
Speaker 3: We have Video Easy and Voyager Yeah, all.
Speaker 4: Of those right. We want to if anyone can remember
Speaker 4: having to pay a late fee. We want to know
Speaker 4: what movie did you have to pay a late fee for?
Speaker 4: Was it an Arnie movie?
Speaker 3: Back in the days my cousin still got Mickey Blue
Speaker 3: Eyes from Blockbuster, Saundy Blockbuster to close talk about it.
Speaker 4: It's terrible, unnecessarily Hugh Grant movie. I think he's got
Speaker 4: a New York accent.
Speaker 3: I've never said this.
Speaker 4: We should get some of it. Hugh Grant's idea of
Speaker 4: a New York accident. It's unbelievable. And then the other
Speaker 4: thing we will be doing Jack and I our homework today.
Speaker 4: If you want to watch a movie tonight, why don't
Speaker 4: you dig it out as well? To do with the
Speaker 4: letter B. The movie this week from the eighties of
Speaker 4: the nineties is Bad Boys. We were wondering if we
Speaker 4: can buy some brown shirt Boss Smiths.
Speaker 21: You see you, the more will be served, Justice will
Speaker 21: be done.
Speaker 4: You forget to boarding pair and boys will be boys?
Speaker 1: Men boys.
Speaker 4: What you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: Bad boys? Bad boys?
Speaker 3: What you gonna do?
Speaker 4: What you gotta do? What ambar are you mable? It
Speaker 4: is on tomorrow. B of the eighties and the nineties.
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