WEBVTT - #101 Peeing In The Pool, Lovemaking and Fight Styles With Laura Byrne 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.000 Can I ask how I got wrote into this episode? 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:05.160 Because Ashes on holidays, it must be nice, must be 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:24.239 must very nice. Welcome back to two doting dads. I 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.840 am Maddie Jay and I am a doting mum Laura Ben. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.040 And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.240 a good, it is a bad. 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.400 It is the relatable is that I don't know them. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:36.600 Tackle that was very good. I can't remember that. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:38.800 I've listened to this podcast a couple of times. You 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.680 guys are very good. Ash is also exceptional, So I've 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:42.560 got big shoes to feel. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.720 Okay, that episode you listened to in the car that 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.839 was on the drive down the South coast, that was 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:49.120 probably one of our best episodes we've ever done. And 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:51.080 I was so nervous because I was like, oh, I 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.199 don't need to listen and judge me. And I was 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.279 listening to it back and I was thinking, this is 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.840 one of the best EPs we've ever done. Ever. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.120 To give context to that, So we were driving down 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.000 to the house. I don't know if you've spoken have 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:01.680 you spoken. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.760 About the house every week? 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:06.360 Okay, right, Tamha must be nice. So we we were 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.759 driving down to the house that we're renovating down South, 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.760 and Matt was like, Okay, I need to listen to 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.640 this episode just to kind of give it the one 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.560 sover it's been edited. It won't take long. And I 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.920 was genuinely surprised by how good it is. Not that 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.720 I had any doubts me or Ash or both, just 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:25.480 the chemistry unparalleled. Thank you anyway, thank you, thank you 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:26.319 for having me back. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.600 Our listeners know that obviously. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:32.360 I also am now a listener. So and also, god. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.800 Damn it, I fucking hate that you're like like, oh 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.440 my gosh, we got another million downloads, and you're like 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.480 you're over there, like at a buffet table of like 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:45.160 wings and steak and chicken and Ashna I here with. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.360 Like your fucking socks on your microphone, rolling around in 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:48.960 cat hair. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.800 Just battling every single week, whereas you're over there. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:56.640 Hey, speaking of cats. I want to talk to you 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.480 about Raspberry. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:04.320 Please tell me you're thinking about it. It averse. I don't 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.880 know before before sorry, what happens normally this part Laura 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.560 is Ash and I will have a beer and then 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:10.960 we have. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.000 You know how much I love beer so well? 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.200 You do like beer. You have had a stony before 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.040 and you were like, oh my god, this is really delicious. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.440 And I was like, fuck yeah, my wife's one of 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.040 those cool women who drink beer. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.359 You're trying to call me a pick me was I like, oh, 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.079 I drink beer now, it will impress my husband. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:27.160 And I just saw, yeah, all you have to do 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:30.760 is play cricket now, and fucking there we go, grow 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:39.799 mustache and peg mey? 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.960 Is this what you and Ash do when I'm not home? 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.359 This is this is literally like the man of people 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.480 who were like you and Ash are clearly fucking each other? 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.840 Can you please change the sheets? You do record from 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.320 our house? 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.320 We did? We did. We're out there one undred hundred 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.120 episodes and I did a little call out being like, hey, guys, 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.240 what should we do to celebrate? And this one each 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.600 other called David was like, cover yourself and oil and 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.000 then record a podcast and then wrestle and film it. 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.680 We're like, all right, David, we'll do it for the 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:06.400 right feet. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.760 That's for the only fans channel. You can't give that 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:12.280 content away for free. No one's forcing you. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.000 If it gets us a new listener, all. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.600 Right, look, let's do the very lucrative stone Wood sponsorship. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.360 Okay, This is oligatory craft for before you sorry, rush 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.320 into that attack that beer with your fingernails. This is 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.160 the Hinterland big Ale. May I just give you a 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.760 little description, Laura, of the drink you're about to have. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.480 It says mandarin, citrus, peel and pine Eclipse. That sounds 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:34.280 like a summer holiday. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:35.480 It's got mint in there. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:36.960 I hate mint. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:42.000 Doesn't have mintent? Oh god sake, Laura. No one is 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.200 making beer, and especially a brand as good as Stone. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.680 What is making a beer with eclipse mints in it? 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:47.960 What does it say? Clips? 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.200 It says at the top it says Eclipse, mandarin, citrus, 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:51.800 peel and pine. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.600 I don't know what the eclipse means. Let me see, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:55.120 just hear. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.280 It also says pineapple, pine and herbs. So it could 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.680 have mint in it because mint is a herd. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.360 Okay, this is a Hinterland pale Ale full flavored. It's 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:06.720 a limited edition, though, Laura, and it's a balanced pale 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.000 ale lighting up the Southern Cross with ossy ossy clips. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:10.800 I don't know what that means. 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.320 Let's try it well, run in because if it's limited release, 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:17.200 it won't last long. Ah. I just squirted myself. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:19.080 That's what she said. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:25.880 That's usually ash all right, very happy. I can get 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.920 around it. But you again, all right, let's go on. Raspberry. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.120 That's sorry, that's not the Raspberry is not in the can. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.160 I want us to talk about the cat. 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.120 No, you wouldn't be surprised. There's a lot of like 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:37.800 for your notes on this. Before we go on, I 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.320 just have to say that if you want to get 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.640 your hands on this beer the Hinterland Big pal Al, 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.560 head down to Dan Murphy's a bws around the country 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.560 or jump on their website Stonewood dot com dot au 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:52.800 and get it delivered to your door. Laura Burn, I. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.800 Would like to know your honest opinions on the cat. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.400 Ah, she fucking sucks. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.240 You hate it, don't you? I see you look our 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.960 cat with such distain. And to be fair, she's a 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.360 real She's a real like bus shelter cat. So she 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.360 for anyone who's not aware, I don't know how much 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.440 the story you've told. We got her through a rescue. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.240 She came from a literal bus shelter and she has 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.680 like real scrappy vibes, Like she kind of looks at 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.440 us sometimes and she's like, why the fuck did you 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.200 take me from my home. I liked being in the 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.400 bus shelter. This place is too cushy. She tries to 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.640 shred like the kids. Every time the kids walk past, 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:26.719 she tries to scratch them. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.400 Every single time Lola walks past her. I thought it 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.800 would be yeah, literally like swiping out it with her 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.279 like claws hanging out. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:36.720 She does the same to Nana, and Nana can't run 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.360 very fast. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.520 Nana fucking hates that cat. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.360 I know she does. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.360 You do too, No, no, only because Laura, we have 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:47.440 to hang with the cat at home and not around 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.640 and all the cat does is like it just fucking 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.440 scratches everything, and it just like shits and pisses all day. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.880 And then if you leave any food on the kitchen bench, 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.960 like doesn't matter how many times you've been like, ah, 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.640 don't get up there, it will just fucking take it. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.680 It does. It does do all of those things. But 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:10.240 she's cute too, and she does like a little head scratch. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.120 Does she though not really does she. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.479 She's very wild. I think she's quite close to being 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:16.599 like a leopard or something. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.719 I mean, every time we go outside for any reason, 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.760 she is like she is like a prisoner who's been 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:29.000 in isolation. Its whole entire life, and it's just gagging 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.000 to go outside. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.520 I think Raspberry hates living with us as well. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.479 I don't think no one's enjoying the situation at all. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.520 Oh, we give her a good home. I really try. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:41.800 I'm sorry. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:42.960 Are you happy though? 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:43.840 I do love her? 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.279 Yeah? I'm happy? Hand on hard? Do you? 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.240 I wish she was nicer to me, but yes, I 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.240 do like it. I just wanted to want to cuddle me, 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.200 but she doesn't want to. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.000 How does she compare to your other cat? What was 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:55.919 its name? Ninja? 0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:00.359 Ninja? Look for anyone who's who doesn't know my Instagram handle, 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.560 Lady in a Cat. Go throw your follow Lady in 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:02.920 a Cat? 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.240 Well, hang on a seconds. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.440 The reason why it's Lady in a Cat is because 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.440 once upon a time, when Matt and I first met, 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.640 I had a cat and his name was Ninja, and 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.800 I would always say that Ninja was quite like a 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.800 dog like. He would do things that Buster would do 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.560 because they were best friends. I'd hang out together. I'd 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.560 take Buster for a walk, Ninja would come with us. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.160 We'd all go for a walk around the park together. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.800 He would sleep in my bed at night time, he 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.880 was super cuddly. And every time I describe Ninja to Matt, 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.400 Matt's like, well, you don't like cats, you like dogs. 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:30.640 You just want another dog. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.200 No, I think that's why I had. I had Ninja 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.720 for Muster, been like a couple of months. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.280 Yeah, you didn't like him either, though, but he was beautiful. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:40.360 Did I not like Ninja? 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:44.240 I think Raspberry will improve. She's still a kitten. She 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.120 needs some time. She's got that real bush shelter vibe 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.680 about us. She's just got to get out of the 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.480 scrappiness and in it. You know, a year's time, she's 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.560 going to be living here in Bondai in a lap 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:54.800 of luxury, like she just. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.120 Wants to be out there working the streets. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:57.800 She does. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:58.440 She does. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:59.880 I don't know if that's a good reference. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.680 Doesn't suit this lifestyle. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.760 Let me tell you. All my brain was doing then 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:05.440 was figuring out whether what you were saying was going 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:06.280 to get me canceled. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:12.760 I fucked the cat. It was once. I regret it. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.000 Okay, Well, look ashes away, I am filling in. It 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.200 is a one show only I would like to maybe two. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:21.640 You haven't told me. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.120 That, maybe too. We're not sure. I forget when Ash 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:24.720 comes back. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.800 I would like to point out that, because I, you know, 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.760 podcasts for a living, I came to this prepared. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:32.920 I'm recording. Am I recording? 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.040 Yeah, I'm recording. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.199 If that if my camera angler is not good, I 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.560 don't want to sound like a DV here. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.880 I mean, it's it's your face. I can't change the 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:42.480 way you look. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:43.200 Okay. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.680 So I came to this recording today with several points. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:48.160 The camera's good, You're good. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:48.560 Okay. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.640 I've written down Raspberry, Matt peas in the pool period, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:58.560 nappy Lola falling asleep on helicopter, penis slap, crying, penis slap, 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:02.520 bribing Lola, and I would like to point out that 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:07.600 you have prepared nothing. How we roll, baby, Well, it's 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.240 good to see someone's doing the heavy lifting here. 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:13.360 That's how we rob because Laura, I just I wanted 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.000 to give you the opportunity to show everyone on two 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.280 doting dads how funny you are. This is about you, 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:18.880 not about me. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.679 It's because you did no preparation. But it's all right. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.240 At least we've got someone here to steer the ship. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.440 As you guys know, we have just gotten back from 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.319 a cruise and I've learned a valuable lesson over the 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.839 last couple of days because I have been loudly and 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.720 proudly telling everyone that I am now a cruiser. I 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:38.720 am a cruiser. I love to cruise. I am a cruiser. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.960 You've been ridden by the cruise bug. Yeah. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.040 I also found out today that's saying that you like 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.480 to cruise means that you like to solicit sex. You 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.960 cruise for sex. It's a like a It's like a 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.880 term that used to be used for people who like 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.640 hide out in parks. And when I have sex with people, 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.160 it's not look at us like Mitch told you that 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.320 didn't know it's true. I googled it today. I said 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.280 it to my boss last night, who works in radio. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.400 I was like, I am cruiser. And kiir On who 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.280 runs ARN, was like, you need to stop saying that 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:04.679 to people. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:09.520 Gay slang term. Yeah. In the sixties, people would cruise 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:13.320 to arrange. Okay, I think it's fine. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.880 Okay, Well we cruis loud and proud. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:15.559 You're a cruiser. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.320 We are cruisers, and we were both very guilty of. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.400 Turning our noses up with people who would take cruises. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.320 I would look at those people as the type of 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.079 people who would have fake plants in the house. Yeah. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.839 I honestly remember saying I would rather eat my own 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.760 shit than go on a cruise. And so I said that, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.880 and that you went on the last Pano cruise, you 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.400 took Nana, you took the kids, and I preference going 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.440 to work overgoing on that cruise. Like I could have 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:41.240 moved work around, but I was like, we don't want 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:42.320 to go on the crew. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.360 You didn't want to go. I was so annoyed, and 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.440 you couldn't come in that cruise. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.240 I was like, Nah, not for me. Cruising is not 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:52.280 for me. But this time, so this trip, my mum's 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.760 had a really, really tough year and she really wanted 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.720 to go on this cruise as well. And so it 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:00.880 turned into Matt organizing it. Ellie was going, my mum 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:04.720 wanted to go. Matt invited his sister. My sister then came, 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.600 My brother flew in from the United States. He came 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.079 as well, and there was fifteen of us and seven 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:11.040 of those were children. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:15.280 And that, to me, on paper, would be an absolute 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:19.560 disaster for me. Anything that requires like multiple groups, I 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.160 could do two groups awful, maybe three, But we had 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.600 fifteen people, fifteen people in the group. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.040 I honestly thought we would be tolerating this trip. I 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.600 was like, cool, we're going to go on a family cruise. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.560 It's going to be awful. We will tolerate it, and 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.600 everyone's going to come home exhausted. We got there on 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.360 the first day, and I want to say this, I 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.959 know that you guys have been working with p and O. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.200 I personally have not been working with p ANDO. I 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.560 did not care at all about the whole situation. I 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.600 had so much fun on that first day. Everything was 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.200 so seamless. It was so easy that I was like, oh, 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:52.800 is this the point where I sit here and eat 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:53.199 my own shit? 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:53.319 Like? 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:54.520 Do I do it at dinner time? Do I do 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:59.920 it for disa dinner? I had so much fun, and 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.520 I think it was for me. It was the lack 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.720 of the logistical planning, because when you go on a 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.120 big family holiday, the thing that's the most annoying thing 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.360 is the fact that you have to organize the taxi 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.280 to get to dinner or you guys, you all get 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.800 to the beach and then it's windy and the kids 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.120 are having a shit time and you got to figure 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.160 out like a solution when we. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.360 Were all on the cruise. It's the transitioning as well, 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.720 of like you got to get the kids ready, They've 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:23.560 got to book the taxi, got to wait for the taxi, 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.400 the taxi is late, all of a sudden, you're too 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.440 close to dinner time, so you're not even at the restauran, 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.200 but the kids are already hungry and they getting upset. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.000 So all of that is it's just a nightmare totally. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.680 So it's all that logistic. It's the mental admin that 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:38.360 makes holidaying and big groups really annoying. And so going 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.640 on this cruise where everything was contained, like there was 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.920 this one day where the weather wasn't great and we'd 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.360 plan to take the kids to the pool, and we 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:45.880 got to the pool and everyone was cold and everyone 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.760 was complaining, and we're like, oh fuck, what are we 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.560 going to do now? And then we all looked at 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.240 the itinery and somewhere on the boat there was karaoke, 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.000 and all of a sudden, at two o'clock in the afternoon, 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.920 the kids are there doing karaoke. So, yeah, I am 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:57.880 a born again cruiser. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:58.640 It's fucking great. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.600 You'll find me in your gay park. I will be there. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.439 Yeah, I loved it. People have been coming up to 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.840 me being like, was it actually that good? It's like 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:07.400 a cult. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:08.640 It's a cult. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:10.960 Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, just come and try it. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.600 Just just have one day, one session, that's all you need, 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.840 and then you'll be converted. It's the most fucking life 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:21.160 changing experience other than like becoming a father I've ever experienced. 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.840 Well, I know you guys talk about like parenting side 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.400 of things, So I mean, this was something that happened 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.800 whilst we were away, and I wanted to bring it 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.559 up with you because I have realized I do something 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.079 as a mum which is probably not I mean, I've 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.880 fallen into the habit of doing it, but I'm not 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.600 particularly proud of it. I guess I would say I've 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.040 fallen into the habit of bribing our children. Okay, if 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:45.800 I want them to do something, I'd be like, you 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.120 can't have that unless you do this. We can't have 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:49.480 that unless you finish this. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:53.480 But also not to attack you here, Oh god, Laura. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:58.280 Something else you do is you make big threats. Yeah, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.520 big threats. They always say that they ever make a 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.800 threat to your children that you can't follow through on. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.080 They're not that. Give me an example, You're. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:08.560 Like, I will kill your father unless you finish your 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.320 chicken nuggets. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.720 You can't. And I'm like, Laura, you can't say that. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.920 You make big threats. I can't think of the exact 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.960 ones that you make. But you're the type of, Oh, 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.160 say we're getting off the boat. We're in the middle 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.880 of the ice. Yeah, We're like, we're in the Pacific 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.800 right now, cannot see land. And Laura's like, we will 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.040 get off the boat right now unless you come here 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:28.800 and put your shoes on. 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.520 Yeah. Yeah, I haven't quite mastered the art of like, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.240 what isn't it? What is an appropriate threat? So we 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.480 were at dinner this one night and Lola wasn't eating 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.320 and she was being absolute pain on the ass. Like 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.800 I like Lola and I we we can vibe down. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.200 I feel like normally I can. I feel like normally 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.320 I'm a pretty good communicator with Lola, and I can 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.160 get her to do things that you, for example, can't 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.200 do because she likes me more. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.920 Just I love how sensitively you approach that one. She 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.240 fucking does not like you. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.880 Because I'm her favorite parents, she said. She even said 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.560 on the cruise, Matt was like Lola doesn't like me, 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:10.320 and she goes, Daddy, I love you, and you go, well, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.680 can I have a hugger? She goes, oh, no, she's right. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.760 Do you think okay? Do you think there's any correlation? 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.080 Just really quick to throw this out and get your 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.720 thoughts before you continue your story. Do you think there's 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:25.120 any correlation in the fact that you and Lola look 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.600 like each other and me and Marley look like each other, 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.200 that we're kind of like because we're so similar, that's 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.160 why we get along so well. Because you know, me 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.240 and Marley are pretty tight, you and Lola pretty tight. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.680 Is there a connection there or is it just coincidence? 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.320 Do you think it is mildly narcissistic that we named 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.040 our child Marley Matti and Lola and Laura, but it's. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:51.680 Mattie j Marley May. Yeah, it's fucking weird. We did parents. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.280 We didn't plan it. It just happened. And then someone 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.320 pointed it out when Lola was like six months and 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:57.800 I was like, well, it's too far to go, Like, 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:58.800 it's gone too far. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.200 What have we done? Who are we? What have we done? 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:05.680 I's any connection there? No, I don't think that Lola 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.600 likes me because she thinks I look like her. I 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.080 think that's a weird No, you. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:11.920 Look like each other. But just because you guys are 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.680 like you were just cut from the same cloth, Like 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.280 you're obviously the same DNA, but you're just like you 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.480 know how, you have like a bit of a weird 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.840 rib cage. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:27.000 It's a condition we have, pectus excavatam. I think it's 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.600 called you know, I once dated a guy, right so, 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.120 he was a cardio thoracic surgeon, and the first time 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:33.640 I took my shirt off, he went, you know, you 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.320 can fix that. That's what he said to me. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:39.040 Ah, are you prick crushed? Could you fix it? 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:39.280 Though? 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.600 Yeah, you can get an operation. Let's do it for 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.800 anyone who is so confused by what we're talking about. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.680 I have a hole in my chest, like my my 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.120 rib cage goes right in. It makes my boobs look 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.360 a lot bigger than they are. But when I'm laying down, 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:52.600 I just kind of look a bit deformed. 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.120 Lola has it a little bit as well. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:56.200 I don't think that that's why we connect, man. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:57.600